Original subtitles

♪

(woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪

♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪

♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪

♪ CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪

♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪

♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪

♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪

♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪

♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪

♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪

♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪

♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪

♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪

♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪

♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪

♪ CALLED LOVE ♪

(vacuums whirring)

(door closes)

WOULD YOU LOCK THAT DOOR FOR ME?

(panting)

(panting)

MM. MM.

(gasping)

AH! OH!

MM. MM.

(both grunting)

(telephone rings)

YES?

(Liz) I missed your cock. (gasps)

(moans) OH!

(moaning)

YEAH, MICHAEL. YEAH.

OH! SPREAD WIDER FOR ME.

OHH!

HOLD ON. (Liz grunting)

HOLD ON.

I recognize these voices.

LIZ? MICHAEL?

What a lovely surprise! LUTHER?

(chuckles) YES. YOU'VE DIALED MY EXTENSION.

I'm in my office. What fun is this!

MY GOD. WELL, GET OFF!

OH, KEEP GOING. I WILL. (chuckles)

NOW!

WELL, I'M HAPPY TO STAY ON

FOR ANY TECH SUPPORT YOU MIGHT NEED.

PUSHING BUTTONS, CROSSING WIRES,

etcetera.

W-- (clears throat)

THIS IS EMBARRASSING. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

HE'S THE MOST OBSCENE MAN IN AMERICA.

MM.

HIS FANTASIES EXCEED ANYTHING WE COULD DO.

OH, YEAH? MM-HMM.

MM. OH, GOD. MMM.

MY PUSSY CAN'T STAND TO BE AWAY FROM YOU THIS LONG.

OH!

(both moaning)

(cell phone rings) MM.

SHIT!

NO, NO, NO. NO. YES.

(ring) MM.

CAMPANO.

(clears throat) OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

I GOT A CODE RED. (grunts) OH, YEAH.

IT'S CAPTAIN DECKER.

HE'S COMING TO CHECK OUT THE STAKEOUT.

YOU JUST GOT HERE. WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER FOR SIX DAYS...

AND 14 HOURS. AND 14 HOURS.

OH, I HAD TO BEG PRESTON TO LET ME GO.

WE'RE TRYING TO BUST THIS CROOKED JUDGE,

CATCH HIM RED-HANDED.

VICE SLEEPS FOR NO MAN.

I MISS TALKING TO YOU...

(chuckles)

EXCHANGING IDEAS... (giggles)

AS I WATCH YOU SHOWER.

IDEAS?

WELL, I'VE GOT 25 SECONDS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

WELL, HOW ABOUT...

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE?

OH, WELL THAT'S EASY,

BUT IT'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL LATER.

OH. MM.

MM. MM.

MM. MM.

PARTING GIFT.

YOU GOT EVERYTHING?

YEAH.

WELL, HELLO AGAIN.

HELLO, LUTHER.

WHAT'S NEW?

I WAS JUST...

TAKING OFFICER CAMPANO'S.. DEPOSITION.

OH. MM-HMM.

AND HOW DID THAT GO?

OH, WELL, VERY... VERY PROBING.

MM.

UH, THIS IS YOKUSHI SHIMADZU, A CLIENT OF THE FIRM.

YES, ONE OF THE FIRM'S MOST IMPORTANT CLIENTS.

MS. SHIMADZU IS THE C.F.O. OF LELO,

THE PLATINUM STANDARD IN INTIMATE LUXURY.

C.F.O.? VERY IMPRESSIVE.

THINGS ARE GOING VERY WELL. WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING EXPANSION.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH OUR PERSONAL PLEASURE PRODUCT LINE?

GIGI IS A...

(whispers) VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE.

MM. MINE, TOO. (normal voice) WELL...

(claps hands) NICE TO MEET YOU.

(speaks indistinctly)

MY PLEASURE.

LUTHER. MM-HMM.

(speaks Japanese)

MM.

(sighs) SO AT THIS RATE,

WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER... WHAT, NEXT SUMMER?

BRING SOME LOTION.

AND IN CASE YOU FEEL NOSTALGIC...

(chuckles)

HOW LONG WERE YOU LISTENING TO US?

NOT LONG ENOUGH.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM. BETWEEN HER SCHEDULE AND MINE,

OUR PERSONAL LIFE HAS TAKEN A BLOW.

OH, THAT SOUNDS DIRTY.

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

WHAT'S DIRTY? I DON'T KNOW.

I-I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DIRTY. MICHAEL.

I MISS DIRTY-- MICHAEL, STOP TALKING. SHH.

HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOKUSHI?

UGH. WELL, I'M NOT GETTING ANY.

LUTHER! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF,

SHE'S OUR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENT. DON'T SCREW IT UP.

OH, MICHAEL, I WOULD NEVER COMPROMISE

THE SACROSANCT INTEGRITY OF THE ATTORNEY/CLIENT BOND.

IT'S JUST... MY COCK KEEPS MAKING TROUBLE.

BAD BOY! DOWN! SIT! ROLL OVER! HEEL!

LUTHER, I--HEY! LUTHER!

HEY!

YOU ARE SCREAMING AT YOUR PENIS.

HE GAVE ME NO CHOICE.

(sighs) THESE EASTERN GODDESSES DRIVE ME MAD.

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE WOMAN I MET IN BURMA?

SHE HAD SQUARE NIPPLES,

LIKE PINK, SUCCULENT DICE.

IT CHANGED MY LIFE, MICHAEL.

STAY IN THE MOMENT, LUTHER.

I'M CONVINCED YOKUSHI HAS SQUARE NIPPLES.

I COULD SEE THEM THROUGH HER BLOUSE,

LIKE ERECT BOUILLON CUBES.

PLEASE STOP. SQUARE NIPPLES, MICHAEL.

THAT'S IT. OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE.

(alert chimes)

(door closes)

(taps keyboard)

(laughs) LOOK WHO'S OOH-VU'ing ME.

IS THAT PEMBERG DELACOURT?

(imitates French accent) OUI, OUI, LUTHER.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG.

(normal voice) I'D BE AMAZED IF YOU STILL REMEMBER...

(whispers) WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

WHOOPS!

(chuckles) OH! WELL, IT'S COMING BACK TO ME.

OOH!

MWAH.

WELL, ISN'T THAT SCREEN HAVING ALL THE FUN?

I'M A PIG.

I SHOULD HAVE A SNOUT AND HOOVES.

ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT IS PUSSY.

YOU'D THINK I'D OUTGROW IT.

BUT WHY?

I MEAN, WHAT'S BETTER THAN PUSSY?

I'LL TELL YA-- STRANGE PUSSY. YEAH.

STRANGE, DANGEROUS PUSSY.

YOU PUT IN THE ELEMENT OF DANGER,

AND I'M IN HEAVEN.

NOT THE KIND THAT GOD RUNS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THEN YOU ADD THE ELEMENT OF GETTING CAUGHT.

OHH.

MY NASTY BLOOD STARTS TO BOIL.

(laughs)

I DID IT IN CHURCH ONCE. THAT TOOK BALLS.

BUT MOSTLY, I THINK IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU'RE DOING IT WITH.

DARLENE JESSUP DID ME IN THE CLOAKROOM IN THE TENTH GRADE

AFTER SCHOOL.

SHE WAS MY MATH TEACHER.

OINK. (laughs)

HOW BAD IS THAT?

I COULDA GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

DID I MENTION I WAS BONING THE PRINCIPAL AS WELL?

(laughs)

(knock on door)

YOU GOT HERE JUST UNDER THE WIRE.

CAPTAIN JUST PULLED UP.

(sighs)

HOW WAS YOUR CONJUGAL VISIT?

BRIEF.

LOTS OF GUNPOWDER, TOO MUCH FUSE?

(chuckles) BEEN THERE.

MICHAEL TOLD ME HE MISSED TALKING TO ME.

THEN WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, THAT HE'S GONNA GET TO KNOW YOU?

YEP.

THAT NEVER GOES WELL.

TRUE.

(chuckles)

SO WHAT'S NEW WITH THE JUDGE? ZIP.

IF THIS GUY IS ON THE TAKE, HE IS DOING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

HE'LL FUCK UP.

LIARS WANNA GET CAUGHT.

HEY, CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.

LOOK AT HIM. WHAT IS HE SO GOD DAMN HAPPY ABOUT?

RUINING INNOCENT LIVES?

LESTER?

HEY, LESTER.

WE'RE GONNA BURY YOU, YOU FUCKING VAMPIRE.

(moans)

MMM.

(telephone rings)

(Luther) Michael, you busy?

JUST FINISHING SOMETHING.

We need you right now. We're in the conference room.

(sighs)

AH.

(cell phone rings)

(ring)

(clears throat)

(ring)

HEY, CAPTAIN. HE'S GETTING A CALL.

(ring)

LESTER MACK.

ELAINE?

(sighs) ENOUGH.

YOU CAN TELL OUR CHILDREN

THAT THEIR FATHER'S A VERY IMPORTANT MAN

UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE,

AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

THAT HE CAN'T MAKE IT HOME TO HAVE FUCKING DINNER WITH THEM

EVERY FUCKING NIGHT OF THE WEEK.

YOU KNEW HOW MY LIFE WOULD BE

WHEN I ACCEPTED THIS APPOINTMENT.

WHAT?!

FUCK YOU, ELAINE!

YOUR FATHER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY APPOINTMENT!

FUCK YOU, ELAINE.

(shuts cell phone) BITCH.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

FAMILY MAN OF THE YEAR.

HE IS SO FULL OF SHIT.

HE MARRIED ELAINE TO GET WHAT HE WANTED.

HER OLD MAN'S TAYLOR SMITH-- BIGGEST DEVELOPER IN L.A.

THIS GUY'S A RAGEAHOLIC.

YEAH, A HYPOCRITICAL DOUCHE BAG.

THIS PRICK RUINED ONE OF MY BEST OFFICERS.

HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED HIS CAREER.

I WAS AT THE TRIAL.

THIS TIME, HE GOES DOWN.

CAN I HAVE A SLICE?

IT'S COLD.

THE ONLY WAY I EAT IT.

THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST STAKEOUT.

GAINED 25 POUNDS.

(laughs)

KEEP ME IN THE LOOP.

(laughs)

OH.

WE ARE NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.

THE PRICE OF FREEDOM, BIG GUY.

WE'RE COPS.

WE HATE INJUSTICE.

YEAH,

BUT I MISS MY TEMPUR-PEDIC.

(chuckles)

(man) HMM.

SO...

YOKUSHI, YOU ACTUALLY NAME YOUR PRODUCTS.

THAT IS GIGI.

HMM.

(clears throat)

AND THAT IS ONO.

HMM.

WELL, PERHAPS ONE DAY, THERE WILL BE A "LUTHER."

WE COULD TAKE A MOLD.

OH. (laughs) (laughs)

PERHAPS.

AT LELO,

TEXTURE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT.

IT IS THE MERGER OF SENSUALITY AND RELEASE.

OH, YES.

CAN YOU ELABORATE?

THE VARIOUS SURFACES MUST YIELD AND SURRENDER

CAN YOU ELABORATE A BIT LONGER?

(cell phone alert chimes)

AH.

ONE MOMENT. MM.

(Luther and Yokushi speaking indistinctly)

(Yokushi) MM-HMM. MM.

(cell phone alert chimes)

BATHROOM. (sighs)

(moans)

(moaning)

MM.

OH.

YES, WELL...

(gasping)

(moaning)

MM. YEAH.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE A VERY URGENT MESSAGE TO DEAL WITH.

(gasping)

AHH.

MM.

(chuckles)

(laughs)

(gasping)

(moans)

MM. AMAZING.

(moans) MM.

(panting)

(chuckles) OH.

OH!

OH, GOD! (moans)

OH! OH!

(panting)

MM!

OH!

OH!

OHH! OH! (knock on door)

HUH? WHO IS IT?!

IT'S PEMMIE, LOOKING FOR LUTHER!

CONFERENCE ROOM!

MICHAEL.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M BUSY! CONFERENCE ROOM!

GOSH, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER?

CHRISTMAS!

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

SUPER! TAKE CARE. GOOD-BYE. CONFERENCE ROOM.

(knock on door) (Preston) LIZ?

FUCK!

WELL, YOKUSHI, THIS IS MY...

ASSOCIATE PEMBERG.

PEMBERG, MEET ONE OF OUR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENTS,

YOKUSHI SHIMADZU. OH.

MY PLEASURE, PEMBERG.

DITTO, YOKUSHI.

YOKUSHI, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR...

JUST A FEW MINUTES?

ABSOLUTELY.

I HAVE SOME FAXES TO SEND BACK TO MY HOME OFFICE.

OH, EXCELLENT.

(Pemberg) OH!

WE ONLY HAVE FIVE OR SIX MINUTES.

ENOUGH TALKING!

I... HAVE A LITTLE...

OOH!

PRESENT FOR YOU.

MMM. (chuckles)

(laughs)

AHH. THE LELO SENSUOUS SUEDE WHIP.

CAN TO TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? (growls)

MAKE IT BARK, BITCH BOY!

OOH! (laughs) OOH, I LOVE WHEN YOU CALL ME NAMES.

(laughs)

MMM.

OH! AH!

OH, GOD!

DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.

OOH. (laughs) MMM.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

I LOVE... AAH! (laughs)

(inhales deeply) SMELLS LIKE PLEATHER.

(laughs) MM! YES! AAH! AAH!

(grunts and laughs)

YES! OHH!

AAH! OH! UHH!

(laughs) OH, YES.

(moaning) AAH! NAUGHTY GIRL.

(both laugh)

OH, THE BITCH BOY IS BACK!

AAH! (laughs)

OH! MMM! (laughing)

(sighs) COME ON, LESTER, DO SOMETHING BAD.

I NEED TO GO HOME.

(knock on door)

YOU EXPECTING SOMEBODY? NO.

OH, HELL, NO.

(closes door) WHAT?

(knock on door)

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

PRESTON, IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT OKAY.

HE COULD BE COMPROMISING AN IMPORTANT POLICE OPERATION.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? COME ON IN. MAYBE I SHOULD GO.

NO! MICHAEL, STAY.

COME ON.

OKAY.

UH, HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY ASPIRIN?

I'VE GOT A... HEADACHE.

(chuckles)

IN MY PURSE. IN THE BEDROOM.

OH. GREAT. I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.

THOSE CHILD-PROOF CAPS CAN BE TRICKY.

MM-HMM.

THEY'RE MOTHERFUCKERS.

GROWN-ASS MAN STRUGGLING WITH A PLASTIC CAP. YEAH.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

FUCK IT.

(buttons clatter) GOD!

THAT MUST'VE BEEN A $200 SHIRT.

$400. AND YOU'RE WORTH IT.

AH!

(gasps)

MM.

AAH! (chuckles)

MMM. AHH.

MMM. AH.

AAH!

(moaning) (gasping)

MMM. AAH!

(knock on door)

LIZ! CODE RED! CODE RED!

SHIT!

(whispers) YEAH, MY SHIRT. MY SHIRT.

OH. OH.

OH, HEY, GREAT SEEING YOU.

YEAH.

"YEAH, YOU, TOO, MICHAEL."

SHIT!

OHH.

(normal voice) WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S ALL RIGHT. LOOK.

WHO'S THAT? OUR TICKET TO RIDE.

(grunts)

OH, HEY. I'VE SEEN HER ON TV.

SHE'S THE DEFENDANT IN THE COLEMAN MURDER TRIAL.

SHOT HER HUSBAND. ALLEGEDLY.

FOUR TIMES. AND GUESS WHO THE SITTING JUDGE IS--

THE DISHONORABLE LESTER MACK.

AND GUESS WHO IS GOING DOWNSTAIRS THREE FLOORS

TO BUST HIS ASS. I'LL CALL CAPTAIN.

CAP ON THAT BOTTLE MUST'VE BEEN A FUCKIN' BEAR.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE MONITOR.

IF LESTER LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BOLT, HIT ME ON THE TWO-WAY.

(door opens and closes) AH.

(sighs) IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?

PROBABLY, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

LESTER FINDS OUT HE'S FUCKED, HE MAY FLIP.

(Pemberg giggling)

LOOK AT THIS.

THE HOME OFFICE HAS AGREED TO OUR FINANCIAL... AGREEMENT.

YOKUSHI, I AM SO EMBARRASSED.

THIS WAS NOT LUTHER'S IDEA.

NO. THIS WAS MINE.

I FORCED MYSELF ON HIM.

YEAH, SHE'S VERY FORCEFUL. YOU...

YOUR SENSUAL WHIP DROVE HER TO IT.

WORDS HAVE ESCAPED ME.

I-I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY...

EXCEPT IT WOULD BE MY HONOR TO JOIN YOU.

OH! OH! (giggles) OH.

WELL, THAT WOULD BE DELIGHTFUL. UM...

(giggles) OKAY, PEMMIE?

I'M DELIGHTED. MM-HMM.

YES, WE'D BE DELIGHTED. (chuckles)

OH, GOSH. OH, MY. SHE'S DISROBING.

OH, SHE'S... OKAY. (laughs)

OH, LOVELY HAIR.

JUMP ABOARD. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.

OH. (giggles)

MMM. OH.

OHH.

OH! YOUR NIPPLES...

THEY SHOW SUCH EXCITEMENT.

OH.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MINE? YES!

OH, YES.

YES! YES! YES. YES. (laughs)

(gasps) OH! HOLY SHIT!

SQUARE ENOUGH.

(laughs)

I KNEW IT.

OH, GOD.

(women moaning)

(chuckles) MMM!

(woman gasping) YES!

OH! OH! OH!

STOP! GO! GO! GET!

MRS. COLEMAN, WAIT FOR US RIGHT IN HERE, PLEASE.

(groans, panting)

JUDGE MACK...

CAPTAIN DECKER. OH.

YES, I REMEMBER FROM THE, UH, HAMILTON TRIAL.

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? MOTIVATED.

JUDGE MACK, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

I KNOW MY RIGHTS, OFFICER.

MAY I HAVE A PRIVATE MOMENT WITH YOU, CAPTAIN?

LOOK, UH...

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME, UH, YOU AND YOUR WIFE TOOK A VACATION?

HMM. WELL...

IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I CAN'T RECALL.

NAME A PLACE.

ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD,

IT'S ON ME.

FIRST CLASS.

WELL, HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT FROM JAIL?

OH, YEAH.

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.

YOU'VE BEEN FILMING ME?

YOU FUCKIN' TWO-BIT COP!

DID SOMEBODY CALL ME?

SO, JUDGE, FUCKIN' TWO-BIT COPS

HAVE THE POWER TO ARREST PEOPLE.

(sighs) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

FUCK YOU, MAN.

CUFF HIM, PRESTON.

(laughing)

(handcuffs click) SO SEE YA IN COURT, JUDGE.

YEAH.

(chuckles)

GREAT WORK, CAMPANO!

OOH!

TAKE OFF. GO DO SOMETHIN' FUN.

WELL...

I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO THAT'S FUN.

HUH? MM-HMM.

MM.

(whispers) COME.

(normal voice) COME HERE.

(chuckles)

(Yokushi) YES!

(all laughing)

MMM! OH, WOW!

HELLO, PEMBERG. OH, YES!

OOH, YEAH! SEXY LITTLE LADY! OH! OH!

ENJOYING... (speaks indistinctly)

(kissing) OH, YES, I AM. OH!

OOH! LUTHER, KISS HER HARDER! (laughing)

OH! YES! YOU LITTLE BITCH! DO IT!

OHH! LITTLE THING.

OH! OOH! GOD, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?

(gasps) WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

OH! OH! OH, YES!

(both moaning)

AAH! OH!

(both grunting)

(gasping)

(both moaning)

(gasping)

(grunting)

AH! (giggles)

MM!

OH, YES. MMM.

MMM.

IF SEX WAS AN OLYMPIC EVENT,

I'D HAVE A TROPHY CASE FULL OF GOLD MEDALS

AND BE ON A WHEATIES BOX.

JUST THE OTHER DAY,

I WAS TELLING THIS FRIEND ABOUT THE TIME I LIVED IN RIO.

IT WAS A 2-YEAR BLUR

OF NONSTOP COPACABANA COPULATING.

SHE LOOKED AT ME KIND OF FUNNY AND ASKED

IF IT WAS POSSIBLE THAT MAYBE I'D HAD TOO MUCH SEX.

I SAID, "FUCK, NO."

THEN I--THEN I STOPPED

AND GAVE IT SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT.

AND, YOU KNOW, MY ANSWER WAS STILL "FUCK, NO."

BUT THERE IS A CATCH.

IF IT'S JUST ABOUT FUCKING,

YOU WILL COME AND YOU WILL GO.

FOR IT TO BE MEANINGFUL, THERE'S GOTTA BE TALKING.

WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO MAKE SENSE

OUT OF WHAT AND WHO JUST MADE US COME.

FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING,

IT'S THE POST-COITAL CIGARETTE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THE MOMENT OF REFLECTION.

WITHOUT THE MIND AND CONVERSATION,

WE'RE JUST OBJECTS, AREN'T WE?

ME? I NEVER STOP TALKING.

I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A PERIOD,

AND IT'S BEEN OVER 70 YEARS.

IN THE END, IT'S ALL EXCHANGE,

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FLUIDS.

ONCE WE STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER,

IT ALL BECOMES REAL.

HEY, COUNSELOR.

HEY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I MISS TALKING TO YOU, TOO.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH.

MM.

MMM.

MMM.

(sighs) OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

HMM. (chuckles) DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WITH US.

(moaning)

MM. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT? HUH?

YOU WERE GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE.

YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?

MM.

(laughs) (laughs) SOME OTHER TIME.

MMM.