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Thank you.

Here you go, alcohol, no alcohol.

They're playing our song!

Yeah! Come on, Luke. Turn it up!

Cheers...

queers.

♪ The goodness comes from grassy plains, ♪

♪ From mountain air and rivers clean ♪

♪ The Kiwi staple to our table ♪

♪ Since 1917 ♪

♪ Creamy white and dairy fresh ♪

♪ For nature's way is ever just ♪

♪ Fresh Acres real milk ♪

♪ In milk we'll always trust ♪

♪ In milk we'll always trust! ♪

What the fuck?

♪ In milk we'll always trust ♪

What are you hiding back here for?

Just, uh, chilling.

Jem! Hi.

Do you want a drink?

So that's the cavalry, huh?

Yep.

Bugger me.

- Can I still say that? - I don't think so.

Where the hell have you been?

I'm so sorry. I left my phone in Jem's car,

- and I tried to get here as soon as I... - Oh, come here. We're all good.

Maybe we should get more shots now that Caz is here, eh.

- They weren't too bad. - Yeah.

Can't believe you're all here.

I can't believe you're from here.

Yeah, they were all singing this milk-worshipping song before.

Yeah, I know the one.

Have you seen Jem?

- Hey. - Hey, Jem.

- Hey. - Hey, folks.

Here.

Thank you.

You OK?

Actually, I might just head off. I'm not feeling that great.

OK. Um, I might see you later?

Mm-hm.

Is he OK?

- Oh, Anahera. Um, this is Luna. - Hey.

Erika, Finn, Zeph...

- Hello. - ... and Ellie.

Kia ora. I'm Caz's bestie from Auckland.

Ah. Kia ora. I'm Caz's bestie from here.

Oh, you're Anahera who's helping out with the Rainbow group.

And you're an artist?

Uh, I run a vintage clothing and collectables store.

What?

You never called it that before.

You've just got some red paint in your hair.

There's always something that needs painting... red.

Quiet, everybody!

Warning: this documentary contains references to suicide.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Quiet, everybody.

It's difficult to imagine what leads a friend, family member

or celebrity to take their own life.

Tonight, we celebrate the life of rugby sensation Andy Ainofo,

share in our grief for his loss.

I especially wanna thank my mum, wherever she is.

This Best At Everything award is dedicated to her

and Gerald,

and my cows,

maybe Caz.

And what I most want you all to know is that...

I really need to pee.

Only in Rūrangi, eh.

Fuckin' pub opposite the school.

Fuckin' aspirational, that is.

Dream big, kids.

Bit intense, that Ainofo stuff, eh.

Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't wanna hang around either.

Yeah.

Never know, though, eh...

what people got going on.

We need to keep an eye on our mates, our loved ones, you know.

It's about making everyone feel like it's OK to talk and to open up

and talk about what you're feeling and any problems that you have.

You know, the worst thing you can do is to hold them inside.

I just wish I knew. I wish I saw it, eh.

Man, he just kept everything inside, you know.

I never knew anything was wrong. Didn't see any signs of it,

cos if I did, man, I would've talked to him.

And in this country, our men need to talk more to each other.

Right. Well...

That was... pretty heavy, wasn't it?

Think we all need a stiff drink after that. Am I right?!

So if you haven't signed up to karaoke already,

now is the time. I'm looking at you.

Jenny and Alistair were asking after you tonight.

He's had his tooth done.

Oh yeah.

You made yourself some dinner?

Taylor.

I checked the quiz leaderboard.

Your team's seen better days.

They need you back, Wayne.

♪ He always got me through it ♪ ♪ And one thing I know ♪

♪ He can get you through it too ♪

That's lit.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Next up, we have our op-shop queen herself: Anahera!

Kia ora, everyone. I thought I'd try something new tonight.

Hit it.

- Good Lord. - She's doing your song.

Jem. Just checking in.

I'm gonna take the crew back to Dad's soon.

I was thinking, maybe...

Um...

Um... may maybe swing by your caravan later. I don't know.

Uh, let me know. I hope you're feeling better.

♪ Running through the fire ♪

♪ Running through the sand ♪

♪ These are the days ♪

♪ That love was unkind ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

- ♪ I can't breathe ♪ - I can't breathe.

- ♪ Hold my hand ♪ - Hold my hand.

♪ I'm a good daughter ♪

♪ And I'm a good ma-aa-aan ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

Caz's mates seem like a lot of fun.

Yeah. Your place is gonna be party central, eh.

- They're here to work. - Yeah, whatever.

I don't know his people. Don't know where he's from.

Why don't you, um, hook us up?

Dad, I wanna take the crew back to the house soon.

Oi, Gerald!

My name's Iri. I'm in town visiting my cousins.

Kia ora.

Good for you.

How long have you lived here?

My whole life.

Where were you born?

My parents were Jim and Annie Davis.

What was that about?

The votes are in, and I'm pleased to announce

the winner of the $50 meat pack kindly donated by Brian...

... from Rūrangi Meats is...

drum roll...

Anahera's mate!

Is that you?

- Thanks for letting me jump in. - Like I had a choice.

Chicken, kebabs, sausages: fresh from freezer.

Yay!

Boo!

I don't actually eat meat. So, here.

Oh, thanks.

Holy shit. You must be freezing!

Please tell me you guys aren't gonna start fighting

- over a fucking sleeping bag. - Um...

Uh... oh.

Uh... oh.

We're on a septic tank and rain water, everyone.

There's a sign in the bathroom that explains the rules...

the main one being please conserve the water.

You can have a hot shower, but just keep it short.

- Nice lecture, Dad. - Kia ora.

Ooh, question.

How did you and Anahera meet?

Uh, play-centre...

fighting over who got to eat the playdough.

That doesn't surprise me.

I mean, she's so competitive.

I mean, not a bad singer, though, you know,

for someone without much real performing experience.

What?

I'll be back in a sec.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

I will be once I can get into my own bathroom.

- You know about the septic tank? - Yeah. I heard you, Matua.

- What did they just call me? - Matua. It's kind of like Uncle.

- It's a term of respect. - Matua.

- You... ? - Nah.

Matua.

You and Caz, you both seem just so 'whatever' about it.

Well, hello!

I've been out for years, as opposed to minutes.

I know how I feel about Caz. I...

I just kind of wish I...

I kind of wish I could just go back in the closet.

It was quieter there.

Uh, before we kick things off,

I just wanted to tell you, um...

I just want to say to you folk that we're very grateful

that you're here and giving us a hand with the bylaw business.

But please remember, this is

- Rūrangi and not the big smoke. - Well, I'm glad that you are here.

Because, to be honest, we hadn't thought beyond getting on the ballot.

It's OK. We, um...

I had no idea what I was doing when I first got into activism.

None of us did.

Sorry I'm late! I got a call from Sir Keith's PA.

So the debate is next month...

Tuesday the 5th. So, Gerald, you better be free.

See, this is great.

Because the one thing I know

is that if you want people to care about an issue,

- they need to be aware of the issue. - Who put her in charge?

There's nothing in here about the bylaw.

It's all about some statue that's been paint-bombed.

- So how do we get in the paper? - Hm. For you, the locals?

It's all about knowing your facts,

and then reaching out to your networks and talk.

Just talk about why this matters.

Anyways, as I was saying the other day,

the iwi are really keen to help.

Excellent.

Hey, Anahera.

Is this you?

- No. Why? - I just thought that... Oh, whatever.

Whomever it was...

major respect.

Whoa. Hello.

What?

You're so hot.

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

We're in the middle of the paddock.

I'm pretty sure no one's gonna look in.

Well, you can never be too careful.

Jem, we don't have to do anything if you're not comfortable.

Yeah, I know.

- Can I touch you? - Um...

I'm real tired, and...

- Anahera's couch is really... - Yeah. I know.

Do you want me to leave you to have a sleep?

Yeah.

Cool.

Hey, there's no pressure. Really.

Yeah, I know.

Thanks.

- Might see you later? - Yeah.

- Happy sleeping. - Thanks.

- Uh, knock, knock. - Hey!

We're kind of worried we're gonna start blowing fuses in the house.

Is the barn on a different fuse?

You can use the multi box, just there.

Cool. Thank you.

- You look busy. - Yeah, yeah, pretty busy.

Sweet.

Kinda don't wanna answer my emails. You good?

- Yeah, it's charging. - OK, cool.

- Mine's good. Sweet. - I guess we'll leave you to it.

- Thanks, Matua. - Thanks.

Is it OK if we try things on?

Yeah, you can try on anything you want.

- The changing rooms are down there. - Thank you.

Did you see the box?

- Oh my God. You like it? - Yes!

Yeah.

Yas. Slay.

- What's this? - Oh, that.

Well, if I told you about it, you would've badgered me not to do it.

Well, that's because it's a terrible idea.

And so is not taking my calls, given the amount

- you're paying me to advise you. - Advise away.

Well, industry titans are, or should be,

too busy propping up the national economy

to be debating some crackpot greenie in a town hall debate.

- You're giving them legitimacy. - What, those townie queers?

Have you seen the circus he's thrown his hat in with?

Yeah, I've profiled them.

That circus is a group of seasoned activists

- from highly vocal communities. - Nigel.

Those same communities have successfully lobbied at govern

They're from the city, Nigel. The bylaw's regional.

This is about what our farmers want thank God.

Patricia!

And what they want to see is one of their own

put crackpot Davis in his place

and tell those Rainbow whinge-bags to fuck off back to the city

and leave us to the business of getting on with feeding the world.

Look.

Keith, this isn't usually my business,

but you understand the science is on their side, right?

Science your way out of this,

you quisling little gobemouche!

In milk we always trust.

- Keith? - It's in the charging bay.

Oh, thank you, Patricia.

Uh, we're doing the debate.

I want talking points and jokes.

And go easy on the science.

Anybody know what a gobemouche is?

Whoa.

Perfect timing.

You're still paying rent though.

Rūrangi's gonna lose its shit.

Yep.

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