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OK, let's try to get an overview here. Norway, a paradise for someone like me: established, rich, white.

Forest fires, glaciers and Greta Thunberg. Uninteresting.

She could become a wonderful brand. Products "approved by Greta".

Sinking island states. Buy Greta's cape. People are drowning in the Mediterranean.

Girls in Afghanistan are not allowed to learn to read and write. Sorry, but I don't care.

Unfortunately, the world is no different.

I am among the richest one percent in Norway who receive 1/5 of all income.

Then it doesn't matter what you want, because what I want, I buy.

So how did I end up here?

How can a 50-year-old man who has everything in order end up here?

It's going to take some explaining. In the same way as this.

Or this one.

And the three of us aren't even the most fucked up.

Tre, to, me.

-How did you get my number? - I thought you might need help.

With what?

Do you know what this is?

A ledger. The small chip can hold 10 million. Or 20.

Or 42,375,000.

I read about Ecocrime. Your boat.

It therefore transports cryptocurrency. Money you have in purses or safes, -

- you switch in. The money is deposited as crypto on it, and I take five percent.

You can travel wherever you want with it, completely legally. You can withdraw money worldwide.

You open an account where money is accepted in crypto and exchanged in dollars.

No one can trace the account that deposited the money , and no one can trace the ledger to you.

You can introduce yourself as Johnny from Stovner, or Unbongo from Congo -

- if you want to access an account in the Virgin Islands.

So what are you then? My crypto man, is that right?

No, I certainly am not.

I'm just a guy who knows what he's doing. Just like you.

Let me know if you are interested.

-How can I get hold of you? -I call you.

-Yes? - His name is Robert Salamonsson.

- I'll send the ID to his number. -Thanks.

-Hello. Robert? -Nietzsche spoke of two types of people.

Those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I belong to the first, you to the second. You would like to think you belong to my world.

But you have no idea what league you're in. I'm going to find out every dirty secret you have.

When I can crush you, I will consider whether you can join the game. Never call me again!

-Hello. -What are you listening to?

Nothing.

- You snuck out. -I watched you while you slept for a while.

Did I drool?

A little.

- It was actually quite sexy. -Yes? Thanks! What a great compliment!

-Lunch? -Absolutely.

- The lawyer from Gibraltar will arrive in an hour. -Good.

-And someone called. -Who?

It was just crackling.

-Yeah? -From a Morocco issue.

-What do you have in the thermos? -Green tea.

Disappointed?

It's a mojito.

- Mojito? -I.

Gorgeous!

- Are you talking to me or the thermos? -Both.

Set up a meeting with lawyer Wiersland and Kristian in Eiendomsinvest.

-He who looks like Ken. - Can I say what it is about?

-Say Christmas Eve. -Are you on your way out?

I'm going to a meeting, yes. Didn't I say that?

I'm going to drink, Stine. I'm going to drink. A lot.

- I'm writing a meeting, me. -Write whatever you want.

What about you, then, Henrik? How are you in the relationship?

Let me ask another way, then.

Do you feel like you do as much as Tomine to make a home?

Without me, she wouldn't have that kind of home. And everything else is the au pair's profit.

- Now you are so damn unfair. - It's really unfair.

- But it's true, then. - You have been together for ten years.

You have four children. It is completely natural to experience wear and tear, disappointments and distance.

Cohabitation therapist is not a protected title? Can I also say that I am?

Have you taken an online course? I'll just check qualifications before I open up.

Camilla, you are divorced and have two children. Not as many as us.

And we have five, not four. You forgot one, but so did I.

You have two children, and the father has 70/30 custody of those children.

It must be a bit painful, right? Don't you think it hurts her?

- I'm done here. -Secure? We have plenty of time left.

Tomine, there is a lot of time left.

"Why" might be the word you're looking for now?

This is a completely pointless use of my time. I have no intention of participating.

And how do I know this about you?

You consoled Jeppe Schøitt, you, when he sat here in therapy with you.

He was with his first ex-wife and you were in the middle of a divorce.

Comfort pool. You know the kind where you grin when things go your way?

He's good at it. Really good.

Henrik, you are a broken, poor person.

- Was it fun? -You chose a therapist.

- They said she was the best. -Do you want to humiliate me?

Now I have a meeting. Can you get a taxi? It's probably going well here.

-If not, I can find you a towncar. -Damn!

- Hello, Henrik. -Hello. Thanks for the last one.

Damn, so many people. I miss the corona. Thank you very much for the therapist, by the way.

You're welcome. Speaking of the therapist…

-Guys, I'm going to break up again. -Why?

When I see my father lying there...

I think life is too short for compromises. Just have to make it look like she did.

-But why do you do it? - To me, she is a damn piece of furniture.

Like an armchair you've been sitting in for too long. You don't see that piece of furniture anymore.

I often bump into them. "You didn't see me!" No, I don't see you!

-Did you do well? -Good? I won't say that.

- But we will probably never go to therapy again. -How did she ... your wife take it?

Yes, what is my wife's name?

You don't know her name!

Oh my God! Thomas, her name is. She is mostly upset because I insulted her mother.

My mother-in-law is so hard of hearing that I can stand and look at her hair and scream pussy ...

-And she thinks I say nice hair. -What happened to the mother?

She called me and cried. She doesn't want us to break up.

I wanted to be nice and treat her with respect, but she just talks.

It was impossible to hang up, she cried and cried. So I just had to give her 100 goats.

I'm just going to get out of it. Then I will never be with anyone again.

Other than that I'm fine. Or ... I have lost my side vision in my right eye.

-Kept getting into a car after the therapist. - You've drunk yourself blind. Simply.

But what were you talking about when I came?

I talked about property, he about the green promise.

You are the least green people I know. How many V8s do you have?

- You have never taken a train instead of flying to Sweden. - No, I'm driving to Sweden.

It's not business class there. But I don't give a damn if the earth is on fire.

I live in a cool country, I'll die before it goes to hell. Another advantage of not having children.

You avoid corporation tax, get a pat on the back from the state. The green promise!

I have gone through everything about wind power. Egersund wind farm is one of Norway's largest.

They don't pay taxes. Foreign owners are raking in.

It is impossible to find out who owns the property.

Global Renewable Power, InvestCo and LP own 100% of the shares.

They are in turn owned by two companies in Ireland, which in turn are owned by a company with an address in Cayman.

The state distributes the investment, you utilize nature and sell the power to Google, e.g.

-All the money goes straight to Cayman. - There is a new license underway.

There will be tree huggers chaining themselves, crying children and wingless eagles for a week.

- But then it will be built. - It's not greed is good, but green is good.

It was the kind of deep conversation I wanted to have.

- I just want to keep drinking. - You can do it, not me.

- I have given myself a little surprise. -That...?

- Then you have to keep talking. Don't stop now. -Since you ask...

- I think it's a little too quiet at home. - Because you are sensitive.

In addition, I have spent too much time on porn. It is sad.

No, then. If they had video in the Renaissance, they wouldn't have painted anything.

-Rubens only painted naked ladies. -The fat ones?

Shit! A friend of mine loves fat ladies.

Now I'm going to fix both loneliness and porn with a little combo.

I have hired a porn actress to live with me. Or two. Twins.

- Expensive? - Car is expensive. House. Investments.

- People are rarely expensive. - So approximately for a week, then?

Like a bottle of Romanée-Conti Grand Cru. I have to go, but I'm calling you about wind power.

- You can take the ladies here. -Get your own.

-I can do that, but twins, then... -Hello?

It is Thomas from the Deacon Home. Your father is asking for you, you should come.

-Is it happening now? - It could happen tonight or in two weeks.

- You'd better come now. -I will be there at once.

Was it the furniture?

-Do you accept the fine? -Yes, of course I can.

He has been banned from visiting.

- And I have received a violence alarm. - Have you used it?

Yes, once. When someone knocked on my door in the middle of the night.

It took 20 minutes before someone came.

What do the police say?

They are investigating him for assault.

Nothing happens, really.

Yes, Økokrim is trying to arrest him for tax evasion.

-What do they say you should do? - They suggest that I move.

Again.

I don't qualify to get a secret address because it's just me.

This means that there are no children involved.

What happened when he hit you?

What do you think triggers it?

He lives in his own reality.

He fabricates things in his own head.

And then it will be like that.

What can I do for you?

I want at least one person to know -

- that if I am beaten to death, or simply disappear, it will be him.

So he is not mentioned anywhere?

No. Only you are listed as the owner, Mr. Krøvel.

All the shares are on you. No other names are registered.

-And how much is in the account now? - The company's?

3 856 000 euro.

Terrible shame about William.

I have known him for many years. It was a tragedy.

We have been completely devastated.

-My condolences. -Thanks.

- Just call if there is anything. -Yes. Thanks.

What do you think?

Who removes their credit cards but leaves everything else behind before jumping into the waterfall?

Maybe he clung to them and hoped they could fly him to heaven?

- Nice picture, then. -Yes.

Who is he?

Take the camel off, please.

What do you want today?

A gin & tonic, please.

A long night?

A long year.

Sorry, but the card is declined.

It could be the terminal.

It's the camel ride.

You should have seen my ass.

Can I pay in a different way than electronically?

Sorry, no.

Where are you from?

Thanks.

Thanks.

Sir? Sir!

-Is the camel in your lobby? - No, I rented it.

You cannot park there.

- Do you have a parking attendant? -Sir, I need you to remove the camel.

Yes I ...

Be right back. I would like to have another one like that.

Sorry about the camel. She is kind, but a bit moody.

Hey.

You never thought you'd see me like this, did you?

No. I have chosen not to think about it.

- It rarely helps. -No.

-It is okay. - No, it's not okay.

Come here.

-Is there something you need? -No.

-Would you like help with something? -You can help me die.

This takes far too long.

Apart from that.

In the.

It's weird, isn't it?

That it's just the end.

When I was young, I remember thinking that I wanted to try everything.

Without any real understanding that one day it would be over.

But I have ...

I have seen the sunrise at Angkor Vat.

And watch the sunset in the Atacama.

And fished for shark in Key West.

Som Hemingway.

I ate at El Bulli.

Got fresh caviar at the Caspian Sea.

It is a rich life. Don't you want to say that?

Yes, it's a rich life.

When I'm lying here like this, what I remember best is, -

- the first time I lay with you on my chest.

You were maybe three days old.

Your mother slept, and you woke up.

I lifted you over so you were lying next to me.

- Mother said I was fat. -Yes.

Yes, it's nice.

It's the little things that become the biggest.

- It's a rich life, don't you think? - Yeah, yeah.

In a few days, I'll just be someone in a picture.

In two months you won't remember my voice.

Or how I smell.

I used to think I was important.

That what I did mattered.

You are important to me. Very important.

- I am waiting for feedback. -Did you get in touch on the number I sent?

It took a few days for him to reply, but yes.

-And otherwise? -I take one day at a time.

- Do you have someone to talk to? -Talking doesn't help anymore.

It's going to get worse before it gets better. I'll let you know when I hear from him.

-See you later. -Good bye.

You want to fire him for screwing his wife and now you don't want to meet him.

-No. - But you've killed his wife.

Yes, that's true, but that's not why I want to fire him.

- Then why do you do it? - He is completely inept.

Sure, then he'll be fired. Out with him.

-Are you going to use the house on St. Barths at Easter? -I said Massimo could borrow it, but...

-Massimo? - But he said he stayed at home.

-Maximum! - Ja, Maximus.

-What's up with that? - He little one? Just over a meter?

The one you dumped not once, but three times?

My dear, there are still some people who think that you don't need to get married -

- just because they have a nice butt.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

The marriage, Michael. Isn't that based on a theory of -

- that when a man finds a new brand of beer he thinks is fantastic, -

- should he quit his job and hurry up and work at that brewery.

OMG. Are we there now again?

Yes, I married her. You have to get over that.

I'm not known as someone who only drinks one type of beer, am I?

Some of what I drink can hardly be called beer.

You should just be happy that there is still someone serving it to you.

Can't you get that dog out!

It has a term. The diaper looks overstuffed.

Why didn't you get a male dog?

Because I was deceived by the person who sold it! I can't bear to talk about it any more.

Inside she is a male!

-Now, should I fire him or you? - I'll call him tomorrow. Do you want?

-William Bergvik has spent money. -Where?

In a hotel in Marrakech.

-Has he booked more nights? - No, just one.

-And the wife still lives in... -In their house, yes.

The man who couldn't die.

-Call John and ask if he can fly to Oslo. - No, I'll take care of it.

- I'll take care of it. - Hasn't it been a while since you dealt with that sort of thing?

That means nothing. Little friend, can you book me a flight?

Hotel, car and silenced gun?

Is it too much to ask you to look after the dog while I'm gone?

-It goes well. -You are so sweet.

-You too. -Thanks.

You big clown!

-Hello? - Do you remember that mum's birthday is on the 17th?

Yes I do.

-Are you coming? -Yes!

Bra.

- You can't be here. - You are the one with a restraining order, not me.

-What are you doing here? - I need to talk to you a bit.

Can I come in?

-What do you want? Why are you here? - I want the two of us to be friends.

Do you have your phone with you? Are you recording again?

No, this is a violence alarm.

If you press it, how are you going to explain that you got here?

I could tell you threatened me to come.

-How was I supposed to do it? -You could threaten to post a video online.

- I have no video. - No, but they don't know that.

Who do you think they will believe?

Last time I was here, you offered a smoothie. It would have been a bit good.

Sorry, I don't have berries. I haven't had time to act.

I ask again: What are you doing here?

Adam, the two of us have known each other for half a lifetime.

We grew up together. Almost everything we've experienced, we've experienced together. And now ...

Neither of us have anyone to share anything with.

I've done terrible things to you, I know.

And you know what you have done to me.

I meant what I said.

All I want is for us to be friends.

-You have to go. -You...

Go! Go now!

OK.

- Beskow? -Hi it's me.

Yes, it's one of the most damning things I've ever done.

He's going to need some time, but it's going to work.