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Previously on "Below Deck Adventure"...

You're going to the center of the Earth.

We're having our first candlelit cave adventure.

- Kiss her. - Kiss her!

Tell us about the excursion today.

Just ask Kasie.

Kyle tried to make out with her.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

So epaulets for you.

See, we have the same one.

Are you third or second?

I have no idea.

I used to be Kasie's chief stew.

I don't want Faye to think

that Kasie is, like, better than me.

Guys, to the first charter being done.

- Cheers. - Mazel tov.

I'm doing about 20 of these before I leave here.

One more drink and that's light's out.

I would like for this matter to be taken care of.

But if feel like if I am to go to Lewis right now,

he's gonna want to be soft, talk.

I have an issue with my roommate.

Like he wanna fight me.

Threats of violence is instant dismissal.

Uh, mate, I've had a complaint from the crew

about some of your behavior.

Kyle's leaving us.

Yeah, he's leave-- he's leaving now.

You're gonna be a man down. Is this wise?

Not-not my decision.

If Nathan came to me,

we could've sorted things out a little easier.

See you.

I'm going out with my head high,

my cowboy hat on.

And wherever the wind blows I'm going,

breaking hearts along the way.

I-I can finish the windows.

Just start doing the rail here.

No. Sneaky button.

I found a sneaky button

and it threw off my whole vibe.

I hate those sneaky buttons.

I know!

We better get someone in here,

like, ASAP-APs.

And everything's gonna, like, land on Nathan and Mike.

All crew, all crew.

Meet in the crew nest.

Team, I had a very busy day today.

I asked Kyle to resign.

Oh, sh--.

Kyle was a little rough on the edges.

Thought I could work with him.

But I won't put up with violence

or threats on this vessel.

I don't want make it seem as if I'm gonna throw

underneath the bus.

I-I really didn't want to make it a big issue.

But then you would have had to live like that.

We're all tired. We all work long days.

You just want to be able to go to bed

and feel like, "Okay, I'm safe and I'm comfortable."

Yeah. No, you did the right thing.

I feel sh---y right now.

I don't want my crew looking at me

as if I caused this dude to get fired.

But true bottom line, if you're a douchebag,

you're gonna have to pay the price.

Now that we're a man down,

if you guys know of anybody to help us out...

- Oh, yeah. - Let me know.

Like a deckhand? Like, another deckhand?

I mean, like, we pick up charter tomorrow,

so what are--what is-- - We're gonna rally.

All right, we're all good. Thank you, guys.

Thank you.

I wasn't gonna come to any of you guys

and start complaining about someone.

Nah, leave it up to the captain.

I kind of like having only three deck guys.

'Cause that means, like, more of us get to go

on excursions, even though we got more work to do.

Yeah.

We need to cleanse this energy.

We need good vibes, people.

So there's definitely some bad juju.

Burn some palo santo, clear the vibes.

Come here. Clean your aura quickly.

Bye.

I wanted to see if you needed help.

I'm kind of trying...

- Ooh, what's this? - To sort through all of this.

I know. It's all the plastics.

How are you doing?

Good. Oh, my gosh I couldn't believe

about the whole Kyle thing. - It was weird.

I felt, like, sad.

And now I feel really weird about it

because I didn't realize he was--

like, that all was going on.

And it's funny, instantly I pegged him

as, like, a red personality.

What do you mean by "red"?

Like-like, okay, so sometimes, like,

I will, like, color-code people,

like, right when I meet them.

So, like-- - What do you mean?

I don't know. Like, everyone gets a color

in my brain, so--

Like, red, yellow, green?

Like, good, okay, bad?

No, there's no-- there's no bad colors.

It's just something that I-- I do to help myself, like,

work with others.

I don't like using the word aura

because it's a little too hippie for me.

But I definitely associate people

with personality colors.

For him, like, instantly,

like, I was like, "Oh, he's red."

Interesting.

It's not necessarily that, like,

every red personality is bad.

I'm dominant in red as well. So is Faye.

But for Kyle,

I think that because he's a red personality

and he's also an atomic bomb, that can be a little dangerous.

I've never heard that before and I----ing love it.

It's weird.

Also, like, we're down a deckhand.

It's gonna be another hectic charter, then.

Yeah.

Heads of departments,

meet me in the wheelhouse, please

for a preference sheet meeting.

I'm on my way, Kerry.

Okay, let's go.

Hi. - Oh, the good stuff.

Some for you.

The commonwealth's teatime, eh?

- Yeah. - All righty.

So we've got seven ladies and a gentlemen from North Carolina.

This charter's celebrating

Lauran Harris' and Christy Ballard's

recent divorces.

"Seeking sugar daddies."

Our kind of chick. - "Rich Norwegians welcome."

All right.

Are they quite fancy, these folk?

They like clean food so I'm-- this is my dream.

I'm really excited because

the guests say that they're foodies.

I want to make the food, like, clean and sophisticated.

Mediocrity is not an option here, bitches.

Seafood, grits--um-- - Grits?

It's very-- it's a very American thing.

But I-I like it. - I know.

In the Carolinas that's a big thing, grits.

It's just what we can source here in Norway.

I'm not sure we're gonna be able to get all of this.

These ladies, they know what they want.

And that worries me a little bit

because I have to try and source what they're after.

Don't panic. They're here for the adventure.

They're here for the experience.

What about excursion preferences?

This is something they really want to do.

The guests have requested to bike down Troll Road.

Trollstigen road was constructed in the 1930s.

It's considered the most scenic road in Norway

and one of the most dangerous roads in Europe.

This is an epic adventure, but it can be quite dangerous.

- The road snakes... - I know.

There's trolls hiding in the mountains.

So I need to work out

how long this excursion's gonna be.

And I need to be there beforehand.

Don't get your...

knickers in a knot. - Knickers in a twist.

both: Yeah. - Great job.

I'm gonna get on the phone to Provisions.

Hey, it's Faye again. How are you doing?

My guests are American

and they're quite into rosés, 20-year-old port.

It's quite important.

They want Southern-style grits.

Can we source that?

Okay, thanks.

Having a breakdown.

Do you feel a bit better now Kyle's gone?

Yeah. I mean, he was a little disrespectful

some of the times.

But, let me tell you, I don't get mad easily.

I think he-- - I think it's just the way

he's used to doing things in Texas.

He did something similar to me,

like, the first day of the first charter.

- What? - Better.

If you don't, you better sleep with your eyes open, then.

You just had to ask.

I-I thought he was joking a lot of the time.

But he doesn't laugh when he's joking.

Yeah.

Nathan didn't fire him. Kerry did.

It's not--it's not Nathan's fault.

I'm mainly just upset that Nathan didn't think

I could deal with it

or was a little bit embarrassed.

But surely it would be easier going to me

than it would be going to Kerry.

- Talking about-- - Just Kyle.

Just wondering if-- if Nathan's feeling

a little better now?

But I guess Kyle's gone

and we're just gonna have to move on.

It's gonna get harder, but at the moment

I just need you and Mike just to step it up a gear

and protect us all from the Australian wrath

for when it finally comes down on us.

Do you want help with anything?

No, doll, everything's done.

I feel like that'd make me dizzy.

Just being like this?

Yeah.

I've just found a black dress.

- A medium one? - Yeah.

Can we go for a walk?

- Are we allowed? - I want to go.

See if this is Captain's dress.

Oh, I think this actually-- this is yours, this is yours.

I think it's gonna be too short.

- Maybe a little bit. - Is it yours?

I don't think it's either of ours.

Oh, it's that new stew I'm getting.

I mean--

- Oh, no. - No way.

Look at the sky. It was so pretty.

I know, I saw.

Hurry, it's going down.

I'll take a short walk.

What happened to the rest of our entourage?

I'm gonna get a nice little workout.

Look how pink it is.

Wow. - Oh, my gosh.

Sun never sets in Norway.

It just kind of gets red.

I have to send this to Kim.

- Kim? - Yeah, my mother.

Oh, yeah?

That's her name.

Your parents are pretty well-traveled

from what you say.

- Mm-hmm. - You've been all over.

- Yeah. - They're just in the place.

They used to go backpacking with me, actually.

- With you? - Yeah.

Like, we did some backpacking...

Like, a whole family backpacking tour.

- Yeah, like, the three of us. - Like, hostels backpacking?

- Oh, yeah. - Wow.

They were hosteling it.

It's funny 'cause, like, I don't know.

I always thought I was gonna do that.

I'm like, "I'm gonna do, like, adventurous backpacking

and stay in cheap hostels."

And now I'm like, "I kind of like hotels."

Oh, yeah. No, I've definitely gotten

more luxurious as the time has gone on.

I think yachting really ruined it for me.

- Made you posh? - I just--yeah.

Growing up with my twin sister Lindsay,

I thought it'd be, like, a little bit easier

to talk to women.

Actually, I think that probably hurt me.

I feel like I don't-- I'm not polite to them.

I'm not--you know, they just-- like, they're annoying.

So that's probably why I'm single.

I wouldn't say I'm posh, but--

Gotta get back on those dirty tankers.

That'll bring you right back.

Kasie seems like she could be interesting.

I'm--you know, there's a bit of an attraction for sure, yeah.

She's got that kind of eccentric, mysterious side

that I kind of want to unravel.

Call me Sherlock Holmes. I solve mysteries.

Wonder where we're going this time.

It's all just one big adventure, isn't it?

That's why you have to live every day to the fullest.

That's what Kyle did. Look where that ended him.

Okay, I shouldn't laugh at that.

Coming up...

Exterior, us girls could do with a hand.

Jeez, Faye is so loud.

We've got sh-- to do as well.

Exterior crew, is anybody not busy?

We need a bit of help. Ugh.

- Kay, good night. - Good night.

- Yellow. - What?

Coffee now.

- Coffee? - Yeah.

Ugh, I need my coffee.

You wanna get rained on?

That's why we have the rain gear on.

All crew, provisions arriving.

Can you take that straight to the galley for me?

- Okay, let's make a train. - All right.

I'ma start moving the fresh stuff first.

Is this glass? - Yeah. Careful.

Ooh.

Oh, Kasie, be careful.

So there's about 12 bottles of champagne in here.

Just line everything here.

We good to go? - Yeah.

Thanks, guys.

No, why do you dab instead of rub?

If you rub, you leave streaks.

- Hi. - Good morning. How's it going?

These are beautiful.

I just feel instantly happy when I see the flowers.

Aww.

This is for your cabin, mate.

Aha.

Look what Lewis brought you.

We don't have enough flowers.

Aah! Oh, my God.

Deck boys are gonna kill me. - Yeah, they are.

Aw, . Ugh!

G'day, this is Kerry from my yacht "Mercury."

I'm trying to figure out what's happening

with our replacement here on the deck.

All right, well, I'll look for the email today.

And I'll get back to you on feedback.

Thanks again, bye.

All crew, let's get into our whites.

And also, I'll be driving the tender

to pick up the guests.

And I'll bring Nathan with me.

Rapido, rapido, rapido.

My trousers have got tight. I've put on weight.

Went hard with the cologne, huh?

- With this charter... - Yeah.

Obviously, we're stepping up a level.

So makeup on all the time.

Let's wear our hair exactly the same.

Same kind of lipstick, same kind of makeup.

Got it.

So our eyes are all fantastic, face is fantastic.

I didn't know that wearing makeup was, like,

the most important thing about my job.

Lipstick a little bit more powerful.

I mean, why would anybody be required to wear makeup

to clean a toilet?

Did you wash my blacks, do you know?

'Cause they're so----ing tight.

Well, I have been eating a lot lately,

but I can't believe how tight they've become.

- They look okay. - Thank you, babe.

All crew, all crew,

I'm just changing into my whites.

He's really gonna know when I kiss frogs

with my red lipstick.

Nathan, Nathan, head down to the tender, mate.

Come on back, please.

We're gonna go pick up the guests.

I'm a team player. I really do believe in that.

It's not below me to do any job on the boat.

I've done most of them before.

This charter's gonna be a hard yakka.

We're a man down. Kyle is gone.

But I know the team can rally.

Hard yakka. Hard work.

Interior crew, interior crew

down to the guest cabins, please.

I haven't driven this bad boy, yet, man.

We gonna be good, man. We gonna be good.

Let's do it, man.

Waters, they're either to the side...

- Yup. - Or in the middle.

Okay.

But everyone has to be the same.

- Pick up for "Mercury"? - Hi, there.

all: Hi. - Hey.

Your Uber has arrived.

All right, ready? Let's take a deep breath.

G'day, I'm Kerry. Welcome aboard.

I feel like at least my head is buzzing.

And I feel like I'm stressing and we shouldn't be

'cause we've got this.

Look at this cute little nugget.

Mm-hmm.

Would you like to pray with us?

- Absolutely. - Okay.

Okay.

- I'll pray. - All right.

Oh, my gosh.

When I get back to the boat,

I gotta let the whole crew know

this is, like, a religious group.

Dear loving Father,

thank you for this precious time together

with new friends and old friends.

Don't say one foul language. Be on your best behavior.

We're actually on top of our sh--.

You look like Snow White 'cause you're, like,

super, super pale and you have dark hair.

Uh, you.

Lord, thank you for Jesus.

And please guard our hearts

as we set out on this adventure.

Make sure everything is----ing perfect.

all: Amen.

- Let's go! - Whoo-hoo!

- What's your name, honey? - I'm Nathan.

- Whoo-hoo. - Yeah.

Just sit right there, man. Just sit right there.

I mean, is it--

Let's start this.

Off--off the bat.

Do we got the Chippendales coming?

- You want to sit down? - That's for sure.

Nathan, where are you from originally?

I'm from Bahamas, actually.

- Oh, nice. - Which one?

God bless us.

All crew, all crew. We'll be there in five minutes.

Five minutes.

It is done, it is done. Okay.

Kay, we need a basket for towels.

I saw loads of baskets-- ow, .

Oh, my God, look at my toe.

Did you just do that?

Oh, .

Hey, can you look at these wires, mate?

Can you help me? - What do you want?

Like, this not to be-- - I want it not to be visible.

All crew, all crew, do you copy?

We are heading back.

I just nearly took my----ing toe off.

Does anybody copy me?

Oh, my God, I haven't got a radio

and I really need one.

Does anyone have Faye's radio?

Can I clip it to the inside? Would you mind?

It's gonna be-- - No, no, I don't mind.

Test, test. Excuse me, ladies.

Um, Nathan, can you hear me come through?

Can you put your ear in? - Is this them here?

That's him right there.

He didn't say he was inbound. Radio?

- Where's your radio? - Yeah, where's your radio?

My radio is in the galley.

Okay. It should be on you.

All crew, all crew.

Three minutes out. Do I get a "copy"?

Yeah, yeah, we copy. You're coming through, bro.

- Coming up... - Do you have sweet tea?

Sweet tea?

I'm British. I was drinking cups of tea

out of, like, my bottle.

And I don't know what she's saying.

She said sweet tea.

That's why I didn't get it. - Hmm?

All crew, all crew.

Three minutes out. Do I get a "copy"?

Yeah, yeah we copy. You're coming through, bro.

Oh, my God.

Need everybody to be ready on the aft deck.

We can copy. We can copy.

Thank you, thank you.

All crew to the aft deck. All crew to the aft deck.

- Hi. - Ease the bow, please.

Ease the bow. - That's right, ease the bow.

- Ease it. - Chick-a-wow-wow.

Get it, girl.

I just nearly took my toe off.

- You may disembark. - Go ahead, sugar.

Bringing up that rear.

Hello.

- Hello. Welcome aboard. - Thank you.

What's your name? - Mike.

- Mike, nice to meet you. - I'll be your deckhand.

Welcome aboard.

- Wow, you're all so beautiful! - I'm Anne.

These ladies look very high-class.

And I think high-maintenance.

Have a tie, mate? One of these shoes

are probably worth more than we make in a month.

Thank you for having us. That is darlin'.

Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the crew

of "Mercury," welcome aboard to your Norway adventure.

Thank you.

This is our chief stew here, Faye.

She will show you around the vessel

while we get the boat ready to leave.

So let me show you around the boat.

We're gonna start from the top.

Did you want me and Lewis to go and get the luggage?

- We'll get the luggage. - Sure?

Yeah, we're gonna get it. Yeah.

Awesome, thank you.

Okay, so this is the sundeck.

- So beautiful up here. - Beautiful.

Everybody loves to just chill out up here.

I think we've got great weather.

It's not every day you come to Norway.

This is the bridge deck.

This is going to be where you'll be dining

most of the time. - So beautiful.

All right. Good job.

I'm going to take you down to your guest quarters.

- I need a map. - Absolutely gorgeous.

Ooh, it feels good down here.

So are you friends and family and yeah?

both: Yes. - Nice.

Michael is your son. - My son.

- Okay, thought so. - Yes, yes.

Lovely. So we've got two double rooms.

So this is the primary suite.

- This is a nice room. - Oh!

You're gonna love the flowers in this one.

Those are perfect.

I'm gonna do this one with Christy.

Mom, do you want to be with me?

- No, this is fine. - Okay. All right.

We're rolling with it, then.

And just call me if you need anything.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

We'll start to bring luggage down.

They're all very handsome.

This is a good-looking crew we got.

Yes, there's a little smoke show up there.

Yeah, good thing most of us are single.

Hint, hint. - Hint, hint. That's right.

Don't let this ring fool you. It means nothing.

I bought it for myself.

Are there big bags left up top?

- There's more. - A lot more?

Should we do the same drink again

or should we do this? I think the same drink again.

Yeah. - Yeah?

All right, I'll get the raspberries.

Got a beautiful boat to explore.

We all standing in the hallway.

- Should we go back upstairs? - Yeah.

Bring that down to mild boil.

Lillian, can I offer you a glass of bubbles?

- No, thank you. - Can I get you anything else?

Sweet-- do you have sweet tea?

Sweet tea?

Tell me what it's like. I've got every kind of tea.

You put, like, sugar in regular tea.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

both: Okay.

- No worries. I can get that. - Thank you.

I'm British.

I was drinking cups of tea out of, like, my bottle.

And I don't know what she's saying.

All crew, prepare for departure

in 20 minutes.

Did they order something else?

Sweet tea.

But isn't it that she wants, like, iced tea?

Well, she said "sweet tea." That's why I didn't get it.

It's a Southern thing.

I think it's iced tea with sugar.

Good here, good here.

"Eagle" has landed.

Our captain is hot, too.

Okay, guys.

Everyone in position please for departure.

Okay.

- Drumroll. - Taste test.

Perfect.

Okay, bow to stern.

Bow line in.

Let's make sure we leave all fenders over

until in give instructions to [indistinct].

- Whoo. - Miss Kyle now.

I know, right?

Okay, guys, fenders away, please.

Fenders away.

Deckies, let's get in our blues.

- Mike copies. - Copy, copy.

Thank you everybody, you did a fantastic job.

I need some socks or slippers or something.

I'm gonna grab you some.

Oh, my God.

Faye, this flower, I just tried to fix it.

That was all over the floor. I just brought it inside.

And we need to get the deck guys

just to wash off the green stuff.

Exterior crew, is anybody not busy?

The flowers went over and they went on the teak

on the main aft deck.

Okay, copy, copy.

- You look like a Ghostbuster. - I know, right?

Nathan...

if they turn up, just put it behind your back and just...

disappear.

Everybody happy? Anyone need more drinks?

Did you have the Tito's that I requested?

Uh, no, we can't source that here in Norway.

- What? - Not Tito's, no.

I'll take a Malibu rum with pineapple juice

and just a shot of OJ.

- Oh, absolutely. - And I'll have

another one of these with just a little bit

of lime juice. No salt.

Okay.

I feel like I've messed up already.

I want these guests to say

"This was the best holiday that I've ever had."

But if I an gonna have to keep saying,

"Oh, sorry, I don't have this,"

or "Sorry, I don't have that,"

I'm not sure I'm gonna achieve that.

As messy in here as it is, please, like--

it's so many empty bottles. - Every time I come back here

I try to spruce it up as best as I can

in the time that I have. - Okay.

All right. Slippers?

Do you also have San Pellegrino?

- We have sparkling, um-- - Any sparkling?

Yes. Mineral water.

Could you ask them if I can have--

The sweet tea, right?

- Yes. - Absolutely.

It would be much better if y'all had a pitcher.

- Yeah. - Thanks, I need your help.

What's wrong? - I'm just trying to remember

all the drink orders. - Oh, my God.

- There we are. - Did you have lunch yet?

- No. - Lewis, Lewis.

- Lewis. - Can you send somebody,

please, to the Stew pantry?

- What do you need? - Water with lemon.

Yes.

- I think Shannon and I... - Rosé.

- Definitely drink more red. - Okay, I'll bring some more.

- And more rosé. - Clean these glasses.

These guys are gonna be tricky.

What's going on? What are they asking for?

May I please have some more rosé?

Yes.

Do you mind washing these too? I'm so sorry.

Yeah, that's kind of my limit, though.

I want to go to lunch.

I mean, our drinks are never gonna stop.

Deck crew, Lewis.

I really, really appreciate you.

Thanks. Go team.

Can you go help in the stew pantry, please?

Just for, like, ten minutes.

Ugh.

Yeah, I'm--let me just get a couple more bites

then I'll do it. - No, no, no. You've got--

we've got two hours.

Exterior, us girls could do with a hand.

Just the--the pantry.

Jeez, Faye is so loud.

I want you guys to eat.

'Cause if you don't eat and then we get there,

then you ain't eating. - Yeah.

If the stews ask you to do anything else,

just radio me and ask.

And maybe that will get the message to them--

I just want to slyly tell them

that we've got sh-- to do as well.

Faye already knows I'm a deckhand down.

And it's a bit bloody presumptuous of her

to think that she can keep stealing my deckhands

whenever she wants.

They're just getting a bit used to it.

Yeah.

We need a bit of help.

We didn't get that much earlier.

He needs to help with what?

Just, can you just go check on the girls?

Just say, "Can we do anything?"

Well, we're just having a crew meeting.

I will go myself-- - Oh, sorry.

I didn't know you was having a meeting.

Ugh!

Coming up... - Egg whites.

I don't like these. Did you have grits or no?

We don't, unfortunately. We couldn't source that.

Oh.

Sorry. We can't get that.

Next time we're bringing a bag

full of just food and snacks.

I tell you what, how about the poor souls

that were just cruising around in the Mediterranean?

And we're, like, out here in this.

It's absolutely breathtaking.

Standby, put anchor.

Three shackles. Release.

Medium stay. 11 o'clock.

That's three shackles to the water line.

Copy, copy.

Have you been to Norway before this trip?

Not before this, no.

So you've never been in these waters before?

I've never driven a boat before.

Perfect, perfect.

All right. Paddle boards? Kayaks?

I like kayaking 'cause you're gonna get in

a little workout. - Right?

Let's go get changed.

We need to get you to bed soon, Mike.

What's the new schedule?

I haven't even made it yet.

But we'll get this stuff in the water

and then you can go to bed.

- We're good. Let's do it. - That is ready to go.

Oh, that's good.

Do you know what the water temp is?

Cold. Like, 16 degrees Celsius.

That sounds cold.

Would you like a paddle board?

- I would love a paddle board. - Let's go!

Bye.

Oh, she knows how to paddle board.

Look at that. Oh!

Nope. I didn't.

It's very cold in there.

- I know. That's-- - Very, very cold.

That's why I don't want to do it.

both: Whoo!

- Ow, ow, ow! - Yes!

Oh, sh--.

Like, beautiful. Look at this.

You look ridic--

Mike, it's bedtime.

- Right now? - Yeah.

Okay, guests are all doing water sports.

All seem happy. Everyone change into blacks.

Hi.

You guys got a lot of seaweed.

We're having a seaweed bath. Yes!

I'm gonna wrap that shaza all over me.

You're badass.

All right, let's do this.

Don't you think lie it down flat,

like, as thick as we can?

What are you gonna do, roll in it?

Yes.

I want as much of these... - Oh, my God.

Phytonutrients in my skin as I can get.

There's bugs in it, though.

- Well, you better get naked. - Oh, my gosh.

How does it feel? Here you go.

Oh, it's amazing.

Maybe the seaweed will be great for her skin.

But I doubt it.

I feel like I'm at the spa.

It's gross.

And it's probably not good for the deck, either.

Are you still all okay for having dinner inside?

Or are you-- do you want it outside?

- I think inside tonight. - I do too.

- Inside? - Yep.

So they're gonna probably be eating dinner at 9:00.

I'm laying the table.

Plates over there. Perfect.

I love what you're doing here.

You get it, girl. You just make that fun.

Main course, I think we want to do on the blue.

So do you have your girl, now?

Uh, no, I don't.

- You don't? - No.

Nobody?

It's a good thing, it's a good thing.

- Mm. - Yeah.

When charter guests hit on me,

sometimes it can be a little awkward.

You just want to, like-- - Huh?

- What's that? - What? Go ahead.

- You go ahead. - No, you first.

- You go ahead. You go ahead. - You first. You first.

You go ahead.

Ladies before gentlemen.

Okay, I was just gonna say you're a little bashful.

I seem shy? I'm not shy.

Okay, I-I don't know.

I like when I can be center of attention

for, like, small little doses.

Then I have to go run and hide

for, like, five hours or something.

Ten hours later,

"I still need a little more time."

both: Knock, knock.

G'day. You gonna come in?

- Can we come in? - Please.

We would love to see in here.

- Yeah. - Oh, my goodness.

- Heaps of buttons to press. - Wow, this is incredible.

It'd be even more exciting if I knew what it did.

Oh, yeah.

You keep saying that, but somehow we're trusting you.

Okay? We're trusting you. - Yeah, yeah.

Would you join us for dinner tonight?

- I'd love to. - Okay, great.

- Yeah. - Great.

- Absolutely. - Can I get you more cheese?

You need to go run downstairs and get more cheese.

Okay, this--

Kay, I'm gonna get the bowls.

- Copy. - Copy.

Beautiful.

These ladies said that they wanted

beautiful, well-presented food.

So I'm their girl.

Let's get bougie, people.

- I like that one. - The white one?

Yeah. It's kind of fun.

- Hello, hello. - Would it be possible

to get a hair dryer? - Absolutely, yeah.

Um, I need to talk to Kerry.

Yes. They said they want to eat upstairs.

Yes.

- I've asked them three times. - I just spoke with them,

and they're sitting upstairs.

Are you pranking me?

There's no way I can set all this up upstairs.

Yes, I am pranking you.

This is fantastic. You've done a brilliant job.

- Getting the gin out now. - This is five-star.

I really, really am trying

to put on this beautiful display,

something to distract them from the things

that I haven't been able to source.

I'm just gonna jazz it up and make it look five-star

as much as I can.

It's all about presentation, right?

- It is. - Oh, thank you so much.

Absolutely. My pleasure.

Any more drinks?

Oh, you guys look nice. - Thank you.

Yeah.

It might take us a few minutes

just to kind of reset.

Let me see what I can do. - Fantastic.

Um, and they want to eat outside, now.

What?

They want to eat outside now.

- Why? - 'Cause it's nice out.

So we have to move all the sh-- up.

- Who told you? - Primary.

Has she seen the setup, then?

I'll go talk to them.

I don't know what to do.

This charter's challenging enough as it is,

and I'm quite disheartened and frustrated.

Ugh!

Ugh!

What happened?

- This is just a disaster. - Disaster.

Nathan. Nathan, Lewis.

Go ahead, Lewis.

You're off. Go down for dinner.

Muchas gracias, mi amigo.

Lauran, can I just show you the setup

just to see how you like it and--

- Yeah. - 'Cause, um--

Yeah, absolutely.

So we've gone with a bit of a Viking theme tonight,

just to show you.

We've got some wines and cheese out

to have a little nibble on.

Would it be possible for us to move it outside?

Do you want to eat upstairs or, like, here--

Let me check the temperature...

- Yeah. - Just to see...

the temperature's fine, so let's just--we'll go upstairs.

Yeah?

- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah, sure.

It will take me, I think, maybe ten minutes

to pop it upstairs.

All right. - Thank you.

I worked so hard for my table décor

and now I have to move it all?

It's not exactly the answer I was looking for.

I was on a platform with-- I don't know her name.

I don't know any of their names.

What happened?

Oh, little flirtatious things, you know?

These women are getting, like--

I don't know how long they've been divorced for,

but it's their "divorce party."

Really? Oh!

- Kasie, do you copy? - Go ahead.

Can I have a hand moving everything upstairs?

Boys as well, if you're not busy.

I'm pretty sure Michael would share his chair

with the captain, happily. - I mean, have you heard

his accent? - Well, we all will share...

- Sure. - Our chair.

He's not gonna have a more fun time

than with us. - Of course.

I'm sure you were in there when you heard.

So I appreciate your help.

- Where does it need to go? - It needs to go

from the main salon to the bridge deck aft.

- Yeah, good. - Of course.

Okay, do you have any more boys about?

No. I don't even have time to do this myself.

But let's get it done.

I'll start with table decorations.

Might as well just, like, chew up another one of these.

I will do that.

You're beautiful.

Get the wine and cheese and everything

so people can be grazing over there.

So they were not happy

that they had to move everything.

Well, it's okay. They can deal with it.

Oh, look at this beautiful table.

- I know. - This is so cute.

Love the Viking theme.

Girl, what's the ETA with dinner?

We can do starter in about five minutes.

Are you not cold? Do you have a jacket?

I'm actually--I do. I have one on my chair.

Okay.

Well, it didn't feel this cold,

like, before the sun set.

Well, you kind of should have known.

Like, it's cold out here.

I don't want the scallops to get cold.

I'm gonna not be happy.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Kerry, Kerry, if you'd like to come join

the guests at the table, they're all seated.

Copy, copy. I'll be there momentarily.

Welcome to dinner.

- Thank you for inviting me. - Thanks for joining us.

- You get a very special seat. - I do.

Head of table.

Good. We're done, we're done,

we're done. - We're done?

Yeah. Oriana, you take two. I'll take two.

Yes!

Me too, honey. Me too.

I like how we're being tame.

I know we are. We're being good.

Mm.

We've got bourbon butter scallops,

charred corn, and a cauliflower purée

with just a touch of beets just for color.

Bon appétit. - Beautiful.

Thank you so much.

This gonna be good, y'all.

You were right.

Listen, I don't like scallops,

but these are very good. - I'm the same.

I'm not a scallop person, but these are great.

- They're delicious. - Yeah.

- They all say it's delicious. - Perfect. Thank you.

So Kerry, what did you love to do

while you were a child that made you want to--

- Nothing to do with this. - Yeah.

I grew up in the Outback.

There was no career on boats. - Yeah.

Yeah, I just kind of fell into it.

All guests are done eating, Jess.

I'm gonna start to clear. - Copy.

When we were kids,

we'd go to a bunch of islands just off the coast.

I remember sitting there

watching these guys in their Speedos loving life.

You're hanging on that.

Kerry's asked me to make his meat dead,

which--that is what I'm doing.

How can he want his steak really well done?

He's Australian. - I know.

Hey, it's gonna be a long day for you.

I'm sorry about that. Mike's got the worst shift.

But he's got a really good rest beforehand

to get him into the rhythm.

This is a really complicated order.

I need everyone to focus and not it up.

All right, so are your children

also dual citizens?

They're all born in West Palm.

- Oh. - My ex-wife was Canadian.

- Okay. - I'm divorced now.

- So are we, so are we. - Cheers.

Cheers.

These ladies are gonna get on a yacht

and celebrate their divorce.

I celebrated mine recently

with a bottle of Cristal.

And, uh, my girlfriend and I drank it together.

What happened with her?

There was no Speedo, so she left.

- These three are medium rare. - She's taking these two.

- These three are medium rare. - Yeah.

But I have a Turkish girlfriend.

- That is spicy. - Yeah, very.

She says to me, "So what's it like to have

such an exotic girlfriend?" - Ah.

And I'm like, "What's it like to have

such an exotic boyfriend?"

- Beautiful. - Thank you.

- Medium rare? - Yes, thank you.

So for the main course this evening,

we have au gratin potatoes, wagyu beef filet,

mushroom à la créme, grilled asparagus,

and oven-roasted tomatoes.

- Thank you. - Bon appétit.

Thank you so much.

Mmm. This is amazing.

- It's very good. - It is.

- Pardon my reach. - Thank you.

Is it in your boob?

- Oh, no! - We can find it.

I don't know what those are anymore.

Oh!

That was a great dinner, right?

- Beautiful dinner. - Have a great night.

Thank you.

We'll see youse in the morning.

- Yes. - All right.

Likewise.

Like, where's an area we can lounge indoors?

Kasie, Kasie, well done.

Go to bed. See you in the morning.

Okay, I'm gonna go start outside.

Okay, I'm gonna come with you.

If you could just do a walkaround.

The table needs to be wiped,

ready for breakfast in the morning.

Make sure, you know, things are unplugged,

lights are switched off.

Can you polish the cutlery for me?

- Yeah. - Okay, I'm going to bed.

Good night. You sleep tight, okay?

Thank you. Yeah, I'll be down later.

Captain Kerry ain't currently,

but we decided we were gonna harass him.

I have the architectural map in my head.

Okay, let's go. It's only 1:00 in the morning.

Hi, guys, where are you going?

- We're investigating. - Do whatever you want.

I have a good idea.

Y'all just, like, leave him a note

and put them all up on his door.

You don't, realistically, want the guests

waking up your sleeping captain,

but you kind of always have to be thinking,

you know, how can you compromise?

It's all about the tip.

Text me.

This is why I love sticky notes.

Coming up...

No time to come have a meeting in the galley.

Jesus Christ.

Good morning!

Good.

Absolutely.

And one more latte, please.

I do. I sound like I smoked,

like, four packs of cigarettes yesterday?

Is that what I sound like right now?

They were funny, dude.

They got all drunk up last night.

This is what I sound like after drinking

eight days straight.

Please secure both tenders,

'cause they're both unsecured currently.

Do you know where the ladies are at?

I was gonna go and talk with them.

- About what? - Just to say g'day,

see how they're doing. - Oh, good, yes.

- Yeah? - Liven the mood up, please.

Jess, I ordered you one of these.

Do you want it? - Yeah.

Okay, we'll drop the guests off

to do their excursion.

Then the car will take us where we need to go

where we quickly set up. - Okay, perfect.

What is--I need a time.

We will be at the dock at 1:00.

12:45, I'll be ready.

Is everyone still doing okay?

Are you feeling like you're getting hungry...

- Yeah. - For breakfast?

- Yeah, I think so. - Yes, we are.

- Yeah? Okay. - Is--breakfast is up or down?

- It's down. - Down one level. Okay.

Have a cereal station set up.

Anybody want some cereal?

Good morning. both: Morning.

Where's the rest of the crowd?

Uh, I think they were changing and...

- Yeah? - Yeah, getting--

maybe getting ready. - So I'll come back again.

Are there any bikes with training wheels?

Pardon?

- Yeah, training wheels. Yeah? - Hold on a minute?

- I'll be back. - I think--I think you need

to come back here. - Oh, I'll be back.

That was the best part.

Huh? I know.

It's so----ing flat and clear.

Good morning.

Can I get you something for breakfast?

- Yes. - Did you have grits or no?

We don't, unfortunately. I'm sorry.

We couldn't source that here.

Oh. Okay.

I'll just have scrambled eggs.

Do you have fresh tomatoes? Like, garden-fresh tomatoes?

Or is that an option? - Oh.

Sorry, can't get that.

Next time we're bringing a bag

full of, like, just food and snacks.

- Yeah. - Okay?

- We got it. - I mean, I would love

sliced tomato with avocado and drizzle of balsamic.

It would be really nice.

Okay, so we need three scrambled eggs.

Someone wants egg whites only

with avocado and fresh tomato on the side.

- Cool. - And she wants it

softly scrambled. - Perfect.

Get a guy that's sitting in the crew mess

shooting the breeze to make some toast for you.

They can do something useful with their lives.

I want to go swimming today.

I'm excited to go biking, man.

Hey, anyone in the crew mess who's free,

I need some toast to be made for guest breakfast, please.

- Copy that. - Thank you.

That's for Jean.

You know, she's got a plate in front of her right now.

I'm looking for Mike. I just need him in the bow.

- Let me get the door for you. - Yeah, thank you.

My son is a terrible dog parent,

'cause he doesn't send me any pictures of him.

Scrambled eggs with avocado and fresh tomato.

Well, they were supposed to be egg whites.

- It was egg whites. - Yeah, so I don't want--

And then someone else had--

well, the egg whites are coming.

- Okay. - So who had the normal one

with avocado and tomato?

That was me but with egg whites.

I don't like these.

It--can I do them more well-done?

- Okay. Too soft for you? - Yes.

- Okay. - They're--mine too.

- Okay. - Bless it.

No, no, no, no, no, not now.

Breakfast. - I came--I came to him

in order to--so what is it you wanted us to get done?

Sorry, I'm, like, half preparing a picnic,

half preparing breakfast.

No time to come have a meeting in the galley.

- Oops. - Jesus.

They said the eggs are too soft now.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

I'm not going to be able to do a lot of things now

because my whole hand is - ed.

I just don't know what's gonna happen.

Next time on "Below Deck Adventure"...

Oh, my God, that's what we're doing?

I think I could be a biker!

- Whoo! - Whoo!

Deck crew, we're gonna need suitcases

in the guest corridor.

They are gonna start packing. - Okay, copy that.

Apparently it takes about an hour

to get your suitcase here.

They're really mad about the suitcases.

I asked them to get it 40 minutes ago.

I know.

Things are moving quickly.

Let's just say there's things going on

under the bubbles that people can't see.

- Lewis. - Faye.

I just quickly read an email from the uniform guy.

Ah, I know, we're getting new epaulets.

Yeah, but you ordered one for a stew.

Oriana said she only had one stripe.

- Really? - Isn't she your second?

She could have said, "I want second epaulets."

But she went behind my back to Lewis.

Oriana is very calculated. She's thirsty for power.

I'm a nice person, but don't with me.

Yeah.