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Clancy, it's your sister.
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You need to call me back right now.
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I... I'm frickin' peeved off, man.There's no reason that you're...
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This is a message for Clancy Gilroy
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from Carl Traunch from Traunch Video.
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You're 17 days late on three video games.
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Please return our property, or we're gonnabe forced to hire a bounty hunter, fucker.
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New subscriber, Master.
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- It's your boy Daniel Hoops.
- Daniel Hoops.
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- Welcome to my space site.
- Damn.
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Damn! Ice cream drought... That is brutal!
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I'll do whatever it takes.
I'll get your creams.
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Good morning, Master.
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Did you get a chance to readthe Universe Simulator FAQ
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-I left in your inbox?
-No.
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Do you have a planet
that has ice cream on it,
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like an ice cream world?
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Master, I don't mean to nag,
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-but simulator maintenance...-Oh, boy! Here we go again.
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...is important for me not to wobble,so that I continue to function properly...
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Ice cream,
there's got to be a planet with ice cream.
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- Master, I must insist.- Ask and you shall receive.
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-Ice Cream Planet.
-Uh, Master?
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Let's do a quick ice cream scan.
Do an ice cream scan.
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Initiating ice cream scan.
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My rapidly deteriorating sensors havehoned in on this magical fishbowl man.
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Perfect. I'll get ice cream for Hoops
and talk to a fish. Send me in.
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As you wish.
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Um, I stayed up all nightmaking these new avatars.
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-Yeah, I know.
-Corners. Chippy.
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Little...Prim... Tep... Parspedewol...
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-I want to be that little ad monkey.
-Avatar selected.
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You choseGlorious Phoenix of Eternal Light.
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Merging with simulator in three,
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- two, one...
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Ahoy!
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Captain, you got any ice cream
on this big fun boat?
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If not, could I interview you
for my spacecast?
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It goes into space.
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You know what?
I'll just set up my drones.
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Should I just follow you?
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Is that a yes? Or a no?
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Okay. We're goin' over here now.
That's great.
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We're going in here now. This is great.
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Now you're doing that. It's great.
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This is great.
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Just a little explanation
before we even start.
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Oh, we're starting. Oh, great.
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Magic is what I am.
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The reason that meditation
is so important in magic
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is because whatever we fasten
our attention on,
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that's the direction our energy
is going to flow in,
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so when you're doing magic,
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you want to keep your mind
as single-pointedly focused
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on whatever you're trying
to accomplish as possible.
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Huh.
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So, that's what meditation does.
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It trains your mind, you know,
so it's not constantly scattered
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and going into all different directions
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and dispersing the energy
you're trying to build up.
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Right. I know what you're talking about.
I've read books on magic.
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I mean, Crowley, wow.
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But, Jesus,
he sure comes across as somber sometimes.
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Yes, he does.
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Lord.
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And it takes forever to sort of crack open
what he's even saying.
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You know, you've got to learn
so much other stuff
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before you can even begin to understand
what the hell he's actually talking about
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a lot of times, because so much of it
is written in a kind of code.
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Whoo! Yeah! You know, I've noticed
a lot of magical stuff gets put into code.
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It's like they're trying to protect...
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Yeah, I've noticed that
compared to some magical writings,
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some of the Eastern traditions
seem way more simple.
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Yeah, and the reason for that
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is because when you're talking about
Eastern traditions, Eastern paths,
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most of these practices are set up
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to lead you to this state
of what they call "enlightenment,"
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what in magic we'd call
"crossing the abyss."
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Eastern traditions are focused on doing
that over a period of several lifetimes.
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Hmm.
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Magic is like pouring jet fuel
on that process.
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It aims to accomplish it in one lifetime.
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So, what you're trying to do
is cram several lifetimes
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of spiritual
and energetic experiences into one,
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and that can be
a little overwhelming sometimes.
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That's right.
And is that tantra?
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- That reminds me of tantra. It's...
- Yes.
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It's... Tantra actually plays a huge role
in certain aspects
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or certain traditions of magic
like the OTO, you know,
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which Crowley was the head of
whenever he died.
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I knew it!
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I notice you've been ordained
in Rinzai Zen.
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Rinzai Zen Buddhism?
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Yes, it was the tradition that trained
the samurai in ancient Japan.
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When I was in prison, I had a zen master
that would come back and forth from Japan
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to the prison.
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And, you know, I sat
zazen meditation for years,
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and, honestly, I did not get as much
out of years of Eastern practices
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as I did months of ceremonial magic.
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And I think part of that... It's...
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They're both aiming at the same thing,
but whenever we,
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especially someone
coming from my background,
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just poor white trash from Arkansas
who has no connection to, you know,
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any Eastern tradition at all,
I had to learn that stuff from scratch.
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So it was like learning
an entire different language.
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Whereas magic deals with
Western iconography, symbolism,
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things that we've grown up
having shoved into our psyche
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from the second we came into this world.
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So, I think part of us,
some really deep, internal part,
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responds to it a lot quicker
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-than it does the Eastern traditions.
-Oh, right!
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I've heard different versions
of what you're saying.
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That's cool.
For example, let's take Ganesh.
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You know, like...
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Or, no, maybe Hanuman, for example.
You know, the monkey god.
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It's like, this is a very powerful symbol,
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but how many of us have had any
real experience with monkeys in the wild?
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Yes,
we didn't have many monkeys in Arkansas.
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Too bad! I love 'em.
They are annoying, though.
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-Whoo! Those are some bad fish.
-Yeah. Ha.
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You know, I don't have very many friends
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-just because magic is my life.
-For sure.
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I do this for hours a day.
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This is not something that I do as,
like, a hobby...
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...or, you know,
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something on the side.
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-This is the focal point of my life.
-Sweet darling!
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I can tell.
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That's when I realized...
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That's why I wasn't miserable
a lot of times
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when I was in prison,
because even in there,
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in a hellish situation, I was doing what
I was put here to do, which was magic.
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That alleviates a lot of suffering.
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And if people jump ahead too far, you can
really blow your face off with this stuff,
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so to speak, right?
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What are the roots of magic?
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You know, magic, ceremonial magic,
what we call high magic,
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um, originated in ancient Mesopotamia
somewhere around 3500 BC.
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So, it is uniquely Western.
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That's not entirely the West,
it's more the Middle East,
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because it originated
in a part of the world
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that would now be, you know,
present-day Iraq in a city called Nippur.
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What happened,
the way we got it in Europe was
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whenever the Knights Templar
were sent over there
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to escort pilgrims back and forth
from the Holy Land to make sure
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they're not attacked by bandits,
things like that.
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- Your cats are really talented.
- Well, thank you.
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The Knights Templar
come in contact with this current,
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and when I say "current,"
what I'm talking about...
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You know how in certain
Buddhist traditions...
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- Yeah.
- ...like, say, Tibetan Buddhism,
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they talk about...
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-What's the word? Empowerments.
-Sure.
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You know, it's like a current of energy
passed along from master to student.
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Ceremonial magic
is the exact same thing.
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The Knights Templar started receiving
this current whenever they were there.
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That's how it makes its way
back to Europe.
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Eventually makes its way
to the United States
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through
the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn,
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which was the order
that Crowley was a member of
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before he, you know, went off to the OTO.
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You had MacGregor Mathers,
Dion Fortune, the poet WB Yeats.
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All of these people
were members of the Golden Dawn.
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That's how this current
makes its way to the US.
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One second.
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Hey, Steve!
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What the fuck? You need to shine
that light in my fucking eyes?
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If that's how you're gonna talk
to customers,
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I'll just take my ship full of cats
and find another junk island.
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A ship full of cats? Ah, shit!
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My apologies!
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Look at all these wonderful gifts
and gadgets here.
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We got a fresh printer,
time slapper, some cans...
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And, ooh...
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you want that?
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A vintage enlil? That ain't cheap, pal.
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It's gonna be... five cats.
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He's bluffing. I can get it for three.
Watch this.
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-Three!
-Five!
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Fine, Steve.
Four, and that's my last offer.
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All right. You're taking flakes
outta my minnow's mouth, but fine.
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Four it is. Send them over.
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Um, I forgot what the hell
we were talking about.
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We're talking about the transmission,
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what's also known as
the disciplic succession.
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Yes. People think...
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Here's the thing that is so important
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that I want people to understand about
magic when I talk about it a lot of times.
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When we're talking about
something being an oral tradition,
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we sort of live under
this misunderstanding
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that that means it's just
a bunch of stories told, handed on.
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That's not what this means.
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What an oral tradition is,
it means the way this current of energy
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is passed from one person to another
is through the voice.
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- Our voice is sound waves.
- Yeah.
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We're creating sound waves
which carry information.
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That's why, in the Bible...
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I always tell people the Bible is
the greatest book of magic ever written
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once you know how to read it.
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The whole thing
in the very first chapter of the Bible,
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they're talking about, in the beginning
was the Word, and the Word was God.
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That's because this is an oral tradition.
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- It's... Does that make sense?
- You're blowing my mind!
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So that goes all the way back
to, um, ancient Mesopotamia...
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- I forgot...
- Maybe further back.
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Is it the words that have the energy,
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or is it the energy coming out
of the person saying the words?
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Combination of both.
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For example, you can only pass the current
if you've received the current.
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Like, you could say
the exact same words...
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...that a person
who's holding the current would say,
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and if you're not holding the current,
it's not going to transmit.
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You have to be holding the current
and have the right words.
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There's two reasons to do magic.
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One is for manifesting something,
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and that can be anything from
a parking spot to the career you want
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to the relationship you want to be in,
whatever it is.
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The other reason for doing magic
is what I call spiritual sustenance,
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where you are deliberately invoking energy
and intelligences that you then absorb
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into your energy system,
into your aura, to make you grow,
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-make you change.
-That cat just sloshed me!
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That's the mama cat.
She's a prankster.
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There's two ways
that magic is passed on.
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One is through a lodge or order setting,
you know, like the Golden Dawn.
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That's more like a curriculum-type thing,
like a school, you know.
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Everybody's learning the same thing
at the same rate.
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The other way is, like,
master to student, and that allows for...
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Thank you.
...things that are a little more profound,
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just because you're not learning
the same thing as everyone else.
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Blessed be thy feet,
that they may walk this path.
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If it's someone who knows
what they're doing, they can judge
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where you're at.
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Mentally where you're at,
emotionally where you're at, spiritually,
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and figure out what it is that you need
to sort of set off these bombs...
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Whoa!
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...that cause epiphanies and realizations
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- and things like that.
- Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Most people spend their lives
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- complaining about things they don't like.
- Yes.
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So, you're adding power to it.
You're giving it chi.
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We're supposed to focus on what it is
that we're wanting to move towards
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instead of away from.
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You don't have to lie
when something is bad.
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You know, if you have a cold
and someone says, "Are you sick?"
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that doesn't mean say, "No."
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It means say,
"I'm getting better minute by minute."
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Oh, that's great.
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Do you think that the reason
you ended up in prison is because,
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this sounds so weird,
good karma?
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Yes. I absolute...
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This will sound crazy to people,
but I absolutely do.
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I am thankful now
for the time that I spent in prison.
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Even for some of the most horrible things
that happened to me.
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Say, for example, when I was beaten so bad
that I was in a lot of physical pain,
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if I would have been out here,
I could've just went to a doctor.
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I didn't have that option in there.
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I had to find ways to help me cope
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with not only the emotional
and mental anguish I was going through,
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but also the physical anguish,
the physical pain.
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So that pushed me constantly
to keep exploring what was possible
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with these practices.
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By the time that I got out of prison,
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I didn't even feel like
I was in prison anymore.
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My cell almost felt like
a control tower...
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where I could reach out
and touch anything in the world.
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I look at people out here now
who think that I had a horrible life.
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Ah...
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And don't get me wrong, there were
some pretty unpleasant aspects of it.
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-Can we go...
-You know, whether it was beating
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-or starvation...
-Forget it.
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...or just living in fear sometimes
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that these people
are gonna kill you at any minute.
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Whatever it is, still,
I think I had a better life
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than most of, like, the millennials I see
sort of flailing around out there now,
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trying to figure out who they are
and what they're gonna do with...
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-I never had to experience that.
-Right.
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You puke ice cream?
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I always knew what I was.
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I always knew
what I was supposed to be doing.
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And I kinda embraced that.
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Yeah!
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When you say "control tower"
and "reaching out,"
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do you mean that you were doing
some form of astral projection
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-or some kind of...
-That is part of magic,
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and I don't like that word, actually,
but I don't know another word to use,
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-astral projection...
-Ow!
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...just because
it sounds so kind of flaky and New Agey.
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In our society,
not just our society in the West,
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but also in the East, we've sorta
arrived at this conclusion somehow...
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Spirituality has become so watered down
that we think enlightenment
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is the be-all and the end-all
of spiritual practice.
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It's the finish line. It's not.
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There are actually things
that come after that.
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What we think of as enlightenment
is the first step in a process.
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In magic, what they call in the East
"enlightenment,"
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we call "solar consciousness."
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Solar consciousness means
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that you are completely and absolutely
in the present moment,
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just like
whenever you achieve enlightenment.
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After you develop solar consciousness,
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the next step in this process
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is developing what we call
the "solar body."
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You are building a vehicle
to allow your consciousness
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to not disintegrate at the point
of what we call the Second Death.
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The First Death
is when the physical body dies.
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The Second Death is whenever
your astral or etheric body
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begins to unravel.
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That's whenever your consciousness goes
through this cosmic washing machine...
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...every aspect of personality
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is washed out of it,
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you're left with a kernel
of pure energy,
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which is then recycled
into something else.
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If you develop the solar body,
that doesn't happen.
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You put your consciousness
into the solar body
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at the moment of death.
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You then become...
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not entirely, not exactly the same...
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-Yeah.
-...but your consciousness
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is then completely unbroken for eternity.
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From that point on,
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you can come into the physical realm
when, where, and how you choose,
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if you choose to do so.
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The point is to help other people
complete this process.
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You know, Beethoven said
that the point of being alive,
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the point of being human,
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is to approach divinity
as closely as you possibly can
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and then disseminate those rays
out to mankind.
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- Oh...
- Hold that thought.
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May the light protect him.
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Why... ay-ay-ay-ay!
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What?
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Behold the death of the old eon...
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...and the birth of the new.
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What the fuck, Darryl? I was asleep!
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Well, it was time to wake up
to the truth, Barry!
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Oh, so ruining my marriage
wasn't enough, huh?
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You ruined your own
fucking marriage, Barry.
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I just want to hear you say it.
Say you fucked my wife!
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You never woke up!
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Oh, shit.
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I was sleeping, you bastard!
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You were asleep.
You never woke the fuck up!
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I'm gonna fuck you up for that.
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You were napping,
bringing rocks to life
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like some kind of dick.
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- I looked out for her!
- That's what this is about?
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You were the one going to Lad's,
getting lap dances at Lad's all the time.
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- I had a platinum membership!
- Guys!
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You don't just get those.
That took years to earn!
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- Fucking fight and shut up!
- Guys!
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Now I'm the one
who's supposed to shut the fuck up.
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You didn't even try to...
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Classic...
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You have seen destiny is on my side!
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Sometimes saying revealing
and honest things...
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But it makes me a beautiful person.
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Oh, my God.
361
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Oh, my God. Yes! Yes!
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Ow! Fuck!
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Yes!
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I love you.
365
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Thank you so much!
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Thank you!
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00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,711
Blessed be this cone
that it may make a new friend.
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Shirts. Stickers. Cream.
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Awesome!
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Aw, thanks, Clancy. This is sick, man.Look at this swag grab.
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Hell, yeah, I got some stickers, pens...Wait a second, there's two shirts here?
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What size is this?Extra-medium? Come on!
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Ice cream...
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This tongue's about to get cold.
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Shout out to Clancy for this frosty cone.
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00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:14,833
Dad, no!
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I was just having some ice cream, Dad. No!
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- You pig!
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Dad, I told you to knock! Ow!
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Sun and the wind, I smite you!
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Shit.
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Chirp.
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