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Sharks all the way. 8 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:50,715 ALL: Yeah. 9 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,048 Just because you skanks go all the way... 10 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,643 What? 11 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,649 ...doesn't mean your team will. 12 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,354 Boys. 13 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,496 One, two, three, four. 14 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,593 (CHEERlNG) "J" to the "E" to the "T" to the "S" 15 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,968 Jets kick ass from east to west 16 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:17,567 All you do is shake your butts Cheer 101 for stupid sluts 17 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:21,303 Qe're the Qest Coast Sharks And we got bite 18 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,747 Qe got what it takes to win this fight 19 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,012 Jets, you stiff, you dull, you old 20 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,247 Your moves and motions leave us cold 21 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:33,617 Carson, captain of their team A loser even in her dreams 22 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,295 You said it all, except one hitch 23 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,697 She's a stuck-up, nasty, stupid little witch 24 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,067 You girls think that you're ahead 25 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,503 Our mascot's moves will knock you dead! 26 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,907 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG) 27 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,414 (CHEERlNG STOPS) 28 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,396 (SCREAMlNG) 29 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,503 I am so psyched! 30 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:31,349 No, really. This time it wasn't a nightmare. 31 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,145 AEYSHA: Busted. 32 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,940 (GlRLS EXCLAlMlNG) 33 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:10,214 Damn! We're gonna have some fun. 34 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:13,453 Fun? We're not here to have fun, Ruben. We're here to win. 35 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,359 Do you think East Coast is here to have fun? Hell, no! So, no fun. 36 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:19,398 Okay. I won't use the "F" word anymore. 37 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:22,434 Look, this year we're taking the title and going on the world tour. 38 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,764 Hell to the yeah! 39 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,134 Let's bust some East Coast attitude! 40 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,073 Reality check. The Jets have beat us three years in a row. 41 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,700 What's your problem, doom cookie? 42 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:34,213 No problem. Let the disemboweling begin! 43 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,416 Dibs on their entrails! 44 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,718 REPORTER: Cheer TV is live at the Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando. 45 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,419 And I'm here with Pepper Driscoll and Vance Voorhees, 46 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,961 owners of the two rival cheer camps. 47 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,929 Pepper, can you tell us a little bit about 48 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,863 the All Star Cheer Camp Championships? 49 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,993 I'd love to. Well, this year is extra special, 50 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,903 because the winning squad will represent our great nation 51 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,838 on a Cheer Exhibition World Tour. 52 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,102 That's right. 53 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:06,202 And my teams will come in at least first and second place again. 54 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,575 Pepper's camp has both champion squads 55 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,618 that epitomize the clash in American cheer styles. 56 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,221 In fact, last year, one of her squads, 57 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,984 the East Coast Jets, with their traditional cheer moves 58 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,556 narrowly defeated the West Coast Sharks, 59 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,561 another one of Pepper's squads shown here 60 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,494 with their new wave dance styling 61 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,089 inspired by music video choreography. 62 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,661 In the cheer world, the controversy is brewing over 63 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:34,036 what exactly defines cheerleading, precision or flavor. 64 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,665 Speaking of controversy, Vance, 65 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,733 is the bad blood between your Camp Victory 66 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,778 and Pepper's Camp Spirit Thunder 67 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,245 related to your divorce? 68 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,043 Of course not. We're both professionals, 69 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,709 and we handle our craft seriously. 70 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,082 Which is why I can say that, this year, 71 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:49,212 a Camp Victory team will vanquish all comers. 72 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,723 (SCOFFS) By vanquish he means third again. 73 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,726 No, this year Camp Victory has a secret weapon. 74 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,762 Bulltwinkle, you do not. 75 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:59,161 We do, and I guess you're gonna have to wait and see. 76 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,759 Well, we'll all see in this Saturday's World Cheer Exhibition 77 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,803 right here on Cheer TV. 78 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,559 All right, after everybody unpacks, 79 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,993 we need to practice our home routine. 80 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,257 We just got here. 81 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,798 Yeah, and if we want to leave here winners, 82 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,958 it's going to take practice, practice and more practice. 83 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,160 And after that... 84 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,429 Oh, my God. Carson. 85 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,698 I'm, like, so glad you came back this year. 86 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,899 Hey, Brooke, of course we came back. 87 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:45,603 After losing to us three years in a row, it's, like, so brave. 88 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,805 Yo! Can we burn this Least Coast trash? 89 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,246 You know what? They're not even worth it, Aeysha. 90 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,477 Give it up, Brooke. We're not gonna play like that. 91 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,816 Oh, you mean like champions? 92 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,819 Yeah. Not really your thing, huh? 93 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,824 Practice in 10 minutes! 94 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:00,881 Ta-ta. 95 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:04,292 (CHEERlNG) Qe're from the Qest Coast The mighty, mighty Qest Coast 96 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,697 Qe ain't got no fear Qe're the best, it's our year! 97 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,895 Q-E-S-T, Qest Coast can't be beat! 98 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:13,803 I think it's time for a little guerilla warfare. 99 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,637 Brooke, where are we gonna find gorillas? 100 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,007 Just follow my lead. 101 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,478 All right, you guys, spread out. Give it flavor. 102 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,412 Five, six, seven, eight. 103 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:27,146 One, two, four, five and six, seven and eight. 104 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,849 One, two, and four, five and six, seven and eight. 105 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,255 One and two... Ignore them! 106 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,385 Six, seven, eight. BROOKE: Hey, girls. 107 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,587 Oh, hell, no. 108 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:37,993 RUBEN: Oh, shit. 109 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,361 She's gonna go throw down. 110 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,658 Yo, Paris Hilton. 111 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,725 If you and this little purse dog of yours 112 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,169 ever pull that skanky East Coast mess again, 113 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,900 I will slice you like government cheese! 114 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:49,566 Aeysha, give it a rest. Give it a rest. 115 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,166 I swear to you I will... 116 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,007 I didn't know the government made cheese. 117 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,808 She better watch her back. 118 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,343 What? 119 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,850 You go, girl. 120 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,778 You know what? I need to rework that transition, anyway, 121 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:04,550 so free time until opening ceremonies. 122 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,130 (GlRLS SCREAMlNG) 123 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,809 (EXCLAlMS) 124 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,480 Whoa. 125 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:40,158 Hey, are you okay? 126 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:41,523 I'm fine. 127 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,687 You kind of got skid marks. 128 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,460 Good. Now the police can track down the stroller. 129 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,734 Hey, why do I feel like I've met you before? 130 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,736 I don't know. Maybe in a prior life. 131 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,570 Well, I was thinking this one, but now that sounds whack. 132 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,274 So, where are you from? 133 00:07:57,343 --> 00:08:00,278 California. A place called Eden Hills. You? 134 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:01,973 Nowhere and everywhere. 135 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,775 You know, I'm an army brat. 136 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,477 I guess I'm just a regular brat. 137 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,245 I've never been out of the country. 138 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,947 We just moved back from London. 139 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:11,319 Really? We're going there soon. 140 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,358 Oh, you're gonna love England. 141 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,189 You know me so well. Oh, no doubt. 142 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,728 Because, you know, in our prior life, 143 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,423 when we were guards at Buckingham Palace, 144 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,830 you were that hottie wearing that bearskin hat. 145 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,800 Of course, all the guards were trying to hook up with you. 146 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,359 Oh, right, let me guess. 147 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,904 You defended my honor. 148 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,497 No, I was trying to get at you, too. 149 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,342 Hey, you ever done the Double-Dragon? 150 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:31,842 What? 151 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,347 (YELLlNG) 152 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,914 Right. I got to go. 153 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,475 Hey, hold up, skids. 154 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,350 What if I want to see you again? 155 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,553 (CLlCKS) 156 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:47,684 Number? 157 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,857 916-555-0198. 158 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,493 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 159 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,263 (PHONE CLlCKS) 160 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,928 Cool. Now, I got your number, skids. 161 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,337 It's Carson. 162 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,704 It's Penn. 163 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,206 If you need help wiping that off... 164 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,247 Just so you know, I'm not mad anymore. 165 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:18,688 I MySpaced it all out of my system. 166 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,023 Now, hurry up, or we're gonna be late for the opening ceremony. 167 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,892 Why him? Why now? 168 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,226 Why who? 169 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,426 Aeysha, I met this guy. 170 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,163 What? I wasn't even sure you remember what guys were. 171 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,829 His name is Penn and he's so... 172 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,429 Carson, breathe. 173 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,602 He's awesome and smart, but in a good way. 174 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,109 And he's hot, caliente hot. 175 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,702 Aeysha, I want to lick his abs. 176 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,906 But you didn't, right? 177 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,005 No! 178 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:46,782 I need to stay focused, that means no cute boys. 179 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,913 Right now, beating the Jets is my top priority. 180 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,047 And you're doing the right thing. 181 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,147 I know. 182 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,919 So, can I have him? 183 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,297 Ooh, Penn looks hot. 184 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,493 Just don't. 185 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,032 What do you mean? 186 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,734 I like your hair that way, Chelsea. 187 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:10,935 Oh, it's this new gel. 188 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,535 My hair always looks better when there's something sticky in it. 189 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,213 All right. Who is she? 190 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,874 What? 191 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,578 The girl who's making you stupid. 192 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,583 All right. Check it out. I met her today 193 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,384 when I was running. Her name's... 194 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,481 Carson! Carson! 195 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,185 Right. Wrong. 196 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,385 She's a Shark. 197 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,553 She's the frigging captain of the Sharks. 198 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,926 And what did she say? What did she want? 199 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,225 Did she ask about our routines? 200 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,526 Yeah, right. 201 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,362 Cheering was the last thing we talked about. 202 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,334 Penn, she's like your sworn emeny. 203 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:38,893 I swear it. 204 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,633 Trust me. She's not my enemy. 205 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,307 Penn, you need to know. 206 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,784 Carson's a two-faced, back-biting, man-eating Shark! 207 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,844 Yeah. And guys hate biters. 208 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,183 Why are you guys busting on me? 209 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,723 Because you don't get it. 210 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,157 Yeah. I think I do. 211 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,123 Don't flatter yourself, Penn. 212 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,598 This is about our team, about winning. 213 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,965 So now what, Captain? 214 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,833 Are you gonna forbid me from seeing Carson? 215 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:12,996 I would never do that. 216 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,370 Good, 'cause it wouldn't work. 217 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,801 (EXCLAlMS) 218 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,007 He can't date a Shark! 219 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:26,677 Duh, Chelsea. Watch and learn. 220 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,114 (CHEERlNG) 221 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,056 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 222 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,289 Hi, everybody. 223 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,491 Qelcome to Camp Spirit Thunder. 224 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,199 (WHOOPS) 225 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,704 This year, we're so proud to welcome 226 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,138 a new member to our family, okay. 227 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,698 I heard she's really tough. 228 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:55,110 Give a big Spirit welcome to our new choreographer, Chicago. 229 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,046 Come on up here, girl. 230 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,178 (WHlSTLES) 231 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,313 All right, all eyes on me. 232 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,824 Now, I want you all to remember this gorgeous face, 233 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,258 'cause it will haunt you in your sleep. 234 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,989 Now, I believe in hard work. 235 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,655 Qinning knows no pain. 236 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,997 So, when I say jump, I wanna hear, "How high?" 237 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,228 Now jump. 238 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,429 ALL: How high? 239 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:19,994 That's what I'm talking about. 240 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,505 Don't hate the player, baby. 241 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,638 Okay, seriously, Cheerzilla is a little scary. 242 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,536 What? I love her. 243 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,845 She's the kind of black woman gay men emulate. She's amazing. 244 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:37,856 Qelcome your cheer-tastic 2008 Spirit Thunder instructors! 245 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,490 Come on, guys. 246 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,635 That was really great. 247 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,365 (CONGA PLAYlNG) 248 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,292 (ALL CHEERlNG) 249 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,262 Yeah! Aren't they terrific? 250 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,068 Aren't they wonderful? 251 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,363 Yeah! 252 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,437 All right. 253 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:37,278 And now, as you know, we have a very special tradition here 254 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,284 at Camp Spirit Thunder. 255 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,846 This spirit stick was given to me 256 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,553 by the father of cheerleading himself, 257 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,356 Herkie Herkimer. 258 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:54,422 It embodies the heart and the soul of cheerleading, 259 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,901 and it brings the luck of the cheer spirits. 260 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:01,406 So, each team will be able to experience 261 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,874 its powerful aura for one night. 262 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,238 That's right. 263 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:14,309 And last year's winners of the Championships will have the honors first, 264 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,183 the East Coast Jets. 265 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,660 Go get it. What? 266 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,593 Come on. You do it. Go. What? 267 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,153 Just a warning. 268 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:31,067 Lose the stick and you will face the wrath of the cheer gods. 269 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:35,402 I once knew a cheerleader who misplaced the stick for just one day 270 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,203 and she broke her leg doing a simple toe touch. 271 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,538 Wait for it. 272 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,873 So guard it with your lives, people. 273 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,139 Wait for it. 274 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,546 You will find good fortune while it's in your possession, Jets. 275 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,241 (ALL CHEERlNG) 276 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,149 (GASPS) 277 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,814 Cheer smackdown. 278 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,453 Words, shorty. Use your words. 279 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,618 Him. 280 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,486 Abs Penn. 281 00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,455 Go Jets. 282 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,522 Oh, girl. You know a cheer Crip 283 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,568 can't be hitting it with a cheer Blood. 284 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:09,497 All right. Everybody have a fun and safe week here at Camp Spirit Thunder! 285 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,678 You're a Jet? 286 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,806 Yeah, that's a trip, huh? 287 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:17,871 Why didn't you tell me? 288 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,418 What, that I was a male cheerleader? 289 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,784 Sure. That's a real panty-dropper! 290 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,053 Look, I didn't mean any... 291 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,751 Did Brooke tell you to play me? 292 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,588 Sucks to be you, huh? 293 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,126 Carson, I didn't know you were a cheerleader. 294 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,754 Like... And what's the big deal? 295 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,355 I'm a Jet. So what? 296 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,525 So what? 297 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,661 I cannot have an inter-cheeracial relationship! 298 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,205 (CELL PHONES RlNGlNG) 299 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,331 Hello? 300 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,500 VANCE: Greetings, Camp Spirit Thunder. 301 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,770 Just a friendly video postcard from Camp Victory. 302 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,472 Looking very forward to seeing you in the Championships. 303 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,412 Qe've got a secret weapon this year. 304 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,746 Say, Pepper, how many of your kids can throw 305 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,981 a roundoff, back handspring double-fold twist? 306 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,283 Oh, none? 307 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,412 (LAUGHS) 308 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,458 Meet the new and improved Flamingos. 309 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,391 See you at the... 310 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,894 The Flamingos? 311 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,590 They can barely stand on one leg. 312 00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,928 Everybody, it is all right. 313 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:14,302 Vance Voorhees is just trying to psyche us out. Okay? 314 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,501 And it didn't work last year, and it's not gonna work this year. 315 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,339 We always win. 316 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,275 Nothing's gonna stop us this week. 317 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,406 Except the Sharks. 318 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,746 Your little trick's not gonna work, Brooke. 319 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,786 Making sure I knew Penn was a Jet 320 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,753 makes it that much easier to resist him. 321 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,911 (EXCLAlMS) 322 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,285 I'm no player, but I thought l had a little game. 323 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,294 Sorry, Penn, but I've only got one thing on my mind, 324 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,728 and that is crushing your squad. 325 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,464 Not even in your dreams, Carson. 326 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,327 We're done here. Let's go. 327 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,941 Hey, can you go on spiritaccessories.com 328 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,075 and see if they have the key chains that light up? 329 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:04,246 If pink is the new black, what's the new pink? 330 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,655 Aeysha, I'm trying to work here. 331 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,960 I have to find a killer stunt that'll knock East Coast on their spanks. 332 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,224 Sorry. 333 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,157 It doesn't matter. 334 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,792 I can't concentrate anyway. 335 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,676 Hey, you need to get serious, 'cause I don't care how cute he is, 336 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,837 we are here to win, right? 337 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,608 True that, sister, yo. 338 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,949 Girl, go to sleep. Tomorrow is gonna be fun. 339 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,056 Five, six, seven, eight. 340 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,624 Come on. My granny can jump higher than that from her grave. 341 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,102 ...seven, eight, one. 342 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,072 Okay, Sarah, you're up. 343 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,971 Let's have a little spirit this time. 344 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:01,737 (CHEERlNG) 1st and 10, do it again. Go, go 345 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,509 All right, Ruben, you're up. 346 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:08,986 P-E-A-C-E. Peace to the Middle East Go, planet! 347 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,521 He can't do that, can he? 348 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,990 I mean, if he cheers for peace, then the terrorists win! Duh! 349 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,262 Showmanship. 350 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,330 That's what sells the performance. 351 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:33,105 So, I want everyone to give me big facials. 352 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,078 Because you have to remember 353 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,641 that points will be deducted for bad facials, okay? 354 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,612 All right. All right, you guys, now. 355 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,090 Any of those dance moves can be used in a cheer routine. 356 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,150 Since when is dance a part of cheerleading, anyway? 357 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,891 Since the world first started recognizing that cheerleading was real. 358 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,557 I mean, think about it, you guys. 359 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,191 If you've got some dope cheerleading, 360 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,667 you're throwing some hot dance moves 361 00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,067 and you got some crazy tumbling. 362 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,366 What do you have? 363 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,599 You got a triple threat, right? 364 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,005 Triple threat right here. 365 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,338 Yo, I got this. 366 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,105 Okay. Okay. Bring it, boo. 367 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,515 Ain't like they can hang when a sister 368 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,254 gets to cracking and popping her collarbone. 369 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,795 You smell me? 370 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,692 What the hell are you doing? 371 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,832 I'm keeping it real, sister. 372 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,370 Keeping it real for who? 373 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,928 You need to just be you, okay, boo? Just be you. 374 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,001 (CHEERlNG) I love it when we win 375 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,912 The only thing that's better Is when it's twice as long 376 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,109 And I get a double-header 377 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,350 Your cart. 378 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:56,357 First off, we're gonna start with happy, happy, happy. 379 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,658 We're so happy to be here. Good. 380 00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,822 All right, now, surprise. 381 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:00,956 (GASPS) 382 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,560 What just happened? I don't know but it was wonderful. 383 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,766 Uh-oh! Here comes the big wink for you in the back, judge. 384 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,274 Big wink. There we go. 385 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:18,014 Come on, girl. Sunshine, I have seen better facials at a funeral, 386 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,745 and I'm talking about the corpses. 387 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,480 Oh, we like that, do we? 388 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,816 Well, let's just make that smile... 389 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:24,913 (SNARLS) 390 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,958 Oh, gosh. Okay, all right. 391 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,516 Well, the workshop is over. 392 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,699 Do just one facial. Come on. 393 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,342 If you hate cheerleading so much, why do you do it? 394 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,003 For Satan. 395 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,015 That's a shiny nugget I did not need to know. 396 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,974 BOY: It's just like yoga, you know. 397 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,541 GlRL: It is. 398 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,849 Satan is my car. 399 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:04,589 My parents promised me payments and insurance if I join the squad. 400 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:08,360 Well, my parents promised me a car if I stop cheerleading. 401 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,096 And if I nail a girl, I get my own apartment. 402 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,660 See, that was almost a facial. 403 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,969 Yeah, in Transylvania. 404 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,269 Step off, Brooke. 405 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,310 Who are you? Her fairy Goth-mother? 406 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:23,007 Brooke, get over yourself, and stop sweating my team. 407 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,311 Why would anyone listen to you? 408 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:28,182 You suck as a gymnast and a captain, too. 409 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,721 Cheer-off. Sharks! 410 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,847 Yeah. 411 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,914 Five, six, seven, eight. 412 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,392 (CHEERlNG) It don't matter what we do 413 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,759 Music, baby, is our cue 414 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,094 Hands and shoulders, face so tight 415 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,259 All our moves will rock this fight 416 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,304 Our moves are tight, we lift with ease 417 00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:49,238 The things we do will make you wheeze 418 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,038 So watch us strike our muscle pose 419 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,635 Qhile you all prance and dosey-doe 420 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,806 That was cute, your pose was dull 421 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,316 But all of you have belly rolls 422 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,579 Once again we groove with flare 423 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,780 The moves we do, you wouldn't dare 424 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,085 So listen quick while your face gets cracked 425 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,921 One, two, three, you're wack 426 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,018 Your rhymes are fun, but we're still good 427 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,256 Qe still can stunt, you're from the hood 428 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,663 Hood rats, good rats, what are you called? 429 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,224 The moves you do won't win at all 430 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,395 So listen quick, oops 431 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,531 You said that rhyme One, two, three, our time 432 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:25,371 Motions, motions, hear them roar 433 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,140 No one's knocking at your door 434 00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,374 Qith no rhythm and with no sass 435 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,508 All of you can kiss our ass 436 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,779 Dance, 10, looks, 3 437 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,344 The moves you do make us all pee 438 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:40,118 Qe laugh, we cry, we all say hi 439 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,854 'Cause when you dance, it's bye, bye, bye 440 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,361 Bye, bye 441 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,418 Bye. 442 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,555 Bye. Have fun. 443 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,539 Bye. 444 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,337 Yo, that was shady, Brooke. 445 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,609 Please, you totally popped a chubber. 446 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:05,707 Hey, Brooke. 447 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,773 What? 448 00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,911 (CHEERlNG) You've got no clue, you're in the dark 449 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,386 Qake up call, it's the year of the... 450 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:11,513 (SCREAMS) 451 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,708 Come on, babycakes. 452 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:35,679 If we all just imagine this world's a fabulous place, it'll happen. 453 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:42,178 I see children frolicking under a rainbow eating hormone-free treats. 454 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,450 A unicorn. 455 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:52,819 I see mutant turtles gnawing on festering human flesh. 456 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:55,221 (EXCLAlMS) 457 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,598 They ate the unicorn. 458 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,229 You need Jesus. Or Prozac. 459 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,309 Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Ruben, 460 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,845 but I'm more mad at myself than Brooke. 461 00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:11,175 I let her get to me. 462 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:12,978 That's why we lost the cheer-off. 463 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,076 Yeah, that bites. 464 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,245 You gonna finish that steak? 465 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,652 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 466 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,334 Spirit to you. 467 00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,134 Hey, I heard you had kind of a rough day, huh? 468 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,645 But your luck's about to change. 469 00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,510 Okay. All right. 470 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:46,608 Oh, West Coast Sharks, may the luck of Herkie 471 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:49,654 smile on you as it has for me. 472 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:51,445 (CHEERlNG) Go Sharks 473 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:53,581 Go Sharks 474 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,659 Go Sharks 475 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,019 Go Sharks 476 00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,224 Go Sharks 477 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,322 Go Sharks 478 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,591 Go Sharks 479 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,261 Go Sharks 480 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,169 Okay, guys, we got to give props to the spirits, 481 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,073 but isn't this a little extreme? 482 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,706 You know how nasty some cheerleaders can be when they're alive. 483 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,977 Do you really want to risk the dead ones hating on you? 484 00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:23,145 Then let's do this right. Look, off. 485 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:30,818 Fire, water, earth, air, spirit stick. 486 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,759 You know what this really needs to pop? 487 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,999 The blood of a virgin. 488 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,372 Okay. Why are you guys looking at me? 489 00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:47,343 Come on, Carson, just a little pin prick. 490 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,973 If she can take a little prick, she wouldn't be a virgin. 491 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:54,645 RUBEN: You coming? 492 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:55,845 Hell to the yeah. 493 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,047 Where? 494 00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:58,919 You wouldn't be into it. 495 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,049 Cheer poker with the Prairie Dogs. 496 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,821 What's the buy-in? 497 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,691 Sarah, this is cheer poker. 498 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:07,197 Sounds like easy pickings. Wait. 499 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:09,290 Who's gonna guard the spirit stick? 500 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,897 You know what? You guys go. 501 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:16,440 I'm captain, I'll do stick duty. 502 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:17,736 Thanks. Thanks, boo. 503 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,174 SARAH: What room is the poker game? 504 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,235 RUBEN: Dumpy Dogs have a suite. 505 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,407 Why can't I delete you? 506 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:08,917 (HlSSES) 507 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,359 Down here. 508 00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:11,653 Penn, what are you doing? 509 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,129 Well, you don't answer my calls and texts, 510 00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:16,463 so I had to do it old school and show up in person. 511 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,367 Don't make me serenade you. 512 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,131 Penn, you're a Jet. We can't... 513 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,935 I know. I know. Look, let's just do the rides. 514 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,670 No cheer talk. I promise. 515 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:26,972 The Double-Dragon? 516 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:29,275 Now you're talking. I'll meet you. 517 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,445 Cradle. 518 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,477 (SCREAMlNG) 519 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,031 That was sick! 520 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:58,936 You had fun, didn't you? 521 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,944 Hey! I know how to play, bro. 522 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,070 Mmm-hmm. 523 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:05,310 What? I take cheering seriously. 524 00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,180 You know, my team's counting on me. 525 00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,149 I'm not gonna let them down. 526 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,747 Word on the street? It's just summer camp. 527 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,621 Yeah, maybe for you. 528 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,524 We worked our butts off just to get here. 529 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:18,454 So did we. 530 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,055 And we had to raise a lot of money. 531 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,896 You know, wet T-shirt car washes. 532 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,563 Trust me. I know. 533 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,096 Anyways, winning a competition like this, 534 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:33,144 it could really up my chance of getting a scholarship to college. 535 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,475 I even had to get a team scholarship just to get here. 536 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,344 Yeah, so did l. 537 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,906 You know, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 538 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:41,281 In my case, it is. 539 00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:42,546 What do you mean? 540 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,447 Look, don't get all serious on me, skids. 541 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:48,014 Come on. 542 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,324 (CHEERlNG) You fumbled on the flop Qe'll trick you on the turn 543 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,232 Now here comes the river and the P-Dog burn! 544 00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:00,703 You Dogs think you can fool us Sharks at poker faces. 545 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:05,040 You are so bluffing, Prairie Dog. I call. 546 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,442 Trip cowboys. I beat that. 547 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,538 How about my three bullets shoot down your cowboys? 548 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,139 P-Dogs rule! 549 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,947 Oh, yeah? How about a Texas titty twister on the house? 550 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,852 Hey, what are you doing? Oh, no, what the... 551 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,083 Go, go. Oh, no, we got them. 552 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,523 We got his shorts. 553 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:25,421 Look, shark. 554 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,589 (GUN FlRES) 555 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,762 A world tour is no big deal to me. 556 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,825 I've been overseas my whole life. 557 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:35,270 Well, if you win again, you can get a cheer scholarship, too. 558 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,898 To West Point? 559 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,844 Okay, wait, why would you go there? 560 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,969 You're a musician and a dancer. 561 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,202 (SlGHS) 562 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,808 Yeah, well, my father is a son of immigrants, 563 00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,978 and they came from nothing. 564 00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,645 And after he made a career out of the military, 565 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,155 he had everything. 566 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:54,817 So, all his sons went to West Point. 567 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:58,021 There's five of us, and, well, I'm the last one. 568 00:29:58,263 --> 00:30:02,097 So, my parents, well, my father expects it. 569 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,794 Well, can't you talk to him? 570 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:06,860 I mean, won't he let you cheer somewhere else? 571 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,238 Wait. He doesn't know? 572 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,700 My dad would spew a colon. 573 00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:16,404 I kind of told him I joined the tae kwon do team. 574 00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:21,008 Can I tell you a secret, but just between us? 575 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,211 Sure. 576 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:30,353 (SlGHS) 577 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,329 What? 578 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:37,962 Even though my family has money, I took a team scholarship 579 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:42,405 because I didn't want him to find out about Cheer Camp. 580 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:46,404 Wow. Well, does your team know? 581 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,504 Weak, huh? 582 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,953 So, where does your dad think you are now? 583 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,045 Extreme Warrior Martial Arts Camp. 584 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,123 He watched me pack my nunchuks. 585 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,954 (EXCLAlMlNG) 586 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,402 (BOTH SHOUT) 587 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:18,071 Whoa, you sharks do stick together. 588 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,302 (BOTH LAUGH) 589 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,814 Yeah, get it, get it. 590 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,651 Move it. Come on, honey. 591 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,195 Oh, go get Carson. 592 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,134 Honey, that girl can wear a thong. 593 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:47,865 Yeah, my girl needs to learn to hang. 594 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,667 But we need to take this show to my crib. 595 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,368 She's guarding the stick there. 596 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,933 Come on, you all, let's go. Let's go. 597 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:05,385 Yo, Carson dipped out. 598 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,552 And took the stick. 599 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,254 Where? 600 00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:11,594 Maybe my girl learned to hang. 601 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,631 Come on, let's go find her. 602 00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:20,831 You know, I should really get going. 603 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:22,600 I just told you my darkest secret. 604 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,574 Yeah, I know, but... 605 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:29,170 Look, when was the last time you just danced for fun? 606 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,239 Without being thrown in the air every few seconds? 607 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,377 A bar mitzvah three years ago. 608 00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,842 So, Jet boy thinks he can handle West Coast moves? 609 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,508 I think Shark girl's asking the wrong question. 610 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,574 (BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG) 611 00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:12,620 (EXCLAlMS) 612 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:43,920 No, Carson wouldn't bring it here. 613 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:45,285 Too many haters. 614 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,256 Where else can we look? 615 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,394 I think I have an idea. 616 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,497 Carson! 617 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,478 Oh, no. 618 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,544 What? 619 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:20,523 I'm about to have a secret, too. 620 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:21,922 Carson! 621 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,291 What are you guys doing here? 622 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,887 Us? You need to check yourself. 623 00:34:26,964 --> 00:34:28,522 We were just hanging out. 624 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,999 Carson, give us back the spirit stick. 625 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,867 You junk up its karma around here with all these civilians. 626 00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,200 Ruben, it's in our room. 627 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,467 SARAH: No, it's not. 628 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:39,635 Why do you think we're out here looking for you? 629 00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,311 Somebody jacked it, and now we know for sure who. 630 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:44,678 ALL: Jets! 631 00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:49,009 (CHEERlNG) Jets kick ass from east to west 632 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,385 And speaking of coincidence... 633 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,321 You lost the spirit stick. 634 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,552 Ooh! You Sharks are tuna. 635 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,820 Just give it back. 636 00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:59,954 Carson, this isn't a Jets prank. 637 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,498 I wouldn't scam you like this. 638 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,500 Come on, Carson, it's just a big coincidence 639 00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,433 how he got you out of your room 640 00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:06,993 and then the spirit stick was stolen. 641 00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:10,632 Seems wrong he didn't tell you he was a Jet when he met you. 642 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,642 That's right. This has cheer bitch's 643 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,610 skanky paw prints all over it! 644 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,237 Don't let them play us again, Carson. 645 00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:17,838 It's our year, remember? 646 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:19,473 This is so whack. Look, Carson. 647 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,541 I'll help you look for the stupid stick, all right? 648 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,950 What? Stupid stick? 649 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,284 Yeah. I'll help you look, too. 650 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,714 Look, don't get all crazy about this, okay? 651 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,259 No, it's not okay. 652 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,557 How can I trust someone who lies to his own team? 653 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:32,653 Carson. 654 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:33,924 You know, he didn't need you guys 655 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,693 to raise travel money for the trip. 656 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:38,894 He was too scared to tell his dad about Cheer Camp. 657 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,029 She's a liar, right, Penn? 658 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,168 No, Brooke. I should have just believed you 659 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:49,645 when you said Sharks and Jets were sworn enemies. 660 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,477 Now I know why. 661 00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:54,050 You showed your true colors, didn't you? 662 00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:56,552 And you showed you're just a Jet. 663 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:01,020 Have fun being cursed, losers. 664 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:06,389 Hey, we sold candy bars for you, dude. 665 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,561 I'll pay you back the money, okay? 666 00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,095 But those Butterfingers were heavy. 667 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:20,136 GlRL: Hey, Pepper. 668 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,906 Heard the Sharks totally lost the spirit stick. 669 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,035 What? 670 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,142 Yeah, they're over there. 671 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,311 Thank you. Thank you so much. 672 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,649 See you. 673 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,018 (GlGGLES) 674 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:43,289 Uh-oh. 675 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:48,537 So it's true. You lost my spirit stick. 676 00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,335 Pepper, I'm sorry. Look, I got distracted... 677 00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:53,241 Well, it was up to you to guard it with your lives. 678 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,642 We'll find it, Pepper. 679 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,974 Oh, you better. 680 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,607 Yeah, so, on the real, what happens if we don't? 681 00:36:58,683 --> 00:36:59,775 Oh, who knows? 682 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:02,318 You remember that cheerleader I was telling you about? 683 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,013 Well, after she broke her leg, 684 00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:07,113 her entire team got some kind of nasty stomach virus, 685 00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:10,558 and they all vomited on the competition floor, all right? 686 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:12,926 And, needless to say, everyone was happy 687 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:15,227 to see them go home the next day, 688 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:17,426 including the judges. 689 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,062 Okay, stop! We are not cursed. 690 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:24,801 Not even the spirit stick gods 691 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,502 can take this victory away from us. 692 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,408 We are going to win, damn it. 693 00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:30,310 Pyramid, seven, eight. 694 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,212 One, two, three and four, five, six... 695 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,511 Hey. 696 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,846 (GROANlNG) 697 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,887 You guys, get up! 698 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,520 This is one fast-acting curse. 699 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,517 Hey! 700 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:05,881 (GASPlNG) 701 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,233 Damn curse. 702 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,405 (GROANlNG) 703 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,405 (SlGHS) 704 00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:43,176 Are those the Sharks? Yeah. 705 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,456 Don't let them touch you. 706 00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,985 Let the curse be with you! 707 00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:01,364 This is all the money I've got on me right now. 708 00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:04,498 So I can give you the rest as soon as I can, all right? 709 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:06,805 That's not what I care about. 710 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,513 So, what's your deal, Penn? 711 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,175 Do you want to be here or not? 712 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,913 At this minute, not so much. 713 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,147 I'm serious. 714 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:20,122 We want to win. 715 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:23,024 Now you know what kind of snakes those Sharks really are. 716 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,096 Yeah. They're like snarks. 717 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:28,162 The enemy. 718 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,392 Yeah, I get it, Chelsea. 719 00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:32,959 BROOKE: Do you? 720 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:37,269 Look, I get it. You're not into me. Nothing's gonna happen. 721 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,433 (CLEARS THROAT) 722 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,204 But it will happen for this team. 723 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:43,269 And the only way it's gonna work is if we do this together. 724 00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:44,507 CHELSEA: Yeah. 725 00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:47,517 So, you're like with us or what? 726 00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:51,043 (CHEERlNG) "J" to the "E" to the "T" to the "S" 727 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:54,182 Jets kick ass from east to west! 728 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,850 You know they stole the stick. 729 00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:59,362 It don't matter who took it, we got to bust a cap in this curse. 730 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:00,829 Even Ruben thinks so now. 731 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,924 AEYSHA: You know what? I think it's time for Sarah to do her thing. 732 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:07,732 A cheer sacrifice? Has it really come to that? 733 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:11,172 Well, if it'll get us a win, we'll do it at midnight. 734 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,917 O mighty fallen cheer angels, 735 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,686 we summon thee from darkness. 736 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,727 We're sorry about your spirit stick, 737 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:34,561 but shouldn't you be cursing the skanky succubae that stole it? 738 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:35,929 Not us. 739 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,231 While you process our request, 740 00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:42,101 will you please accept our sacrifices? 741 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,198 Go, spirits! 742 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,738 It wouldn't hurt. 743 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,694 Girl! Your lucky strapless? 744 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:08,197 If you love something, set it free. 745 00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,862 (EERlE MOANS) 746 00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:15,497 Oh, my God. The cheer spirits are here. 747 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,541 They don't sound cheerful. 748 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,534 Maybe it was just the wind. 749 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,636 (CRASHlNG) 750 00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:29,116 That's for trying to get us cursed, freaks! 751 00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:30,585 Yeah, except that you don't deserve. 752 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:33,521 Like we need to steal the spirit stick to win. 753 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,992 You couldn't even beat me in a cheer-off, loser. 754 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,120 All right, that's it. You want a real battle? 755 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,187 Sharks and Jets, right now. 756 00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,130 Fair fight. No contact. 757 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,428 ALL: Cheer rumble! 758 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,628 Let's go. 759 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,170 Yeah, let's go, you guys. Let's do this. 760 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,433 Come on, you guys, go around the corner. 761 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,668 Come on, guys, let's go. 762 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:52,834 Hey, snarks. 763 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:53,934 Bring it. 764 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,199 ALL: Jets! 765 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:31,509 Sharks! 766 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,580 Jets! 767 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,319 Sharks! 768 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,802 Pyramid! Higher! 769 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:20,227 (ALL SCREAMlNG) 770 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:26,833 What happened tonight is an all-time, 771 00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:31,068 an all-time low for Camp Spirit Thunder! 772 00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:35,077 You've just ruined this camp's chances against Vance. 773 00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:36,635 And, even worse, 774 00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:38,511 you lost my spirit stick. 775 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:40,550 Brooke, give Pepper back her spirit stick. 776 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,381 Hey, loser, if I had the stick, 777 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,977 why would my team have gotten hurt? 778 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:45,681 CARSON: Because your team started the rumble. 779 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,485 You don't even deserve... 780 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,459 Enough! 781 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:55,487 You kids have let down yourselves, your camp and your country. 782 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:56,863 Take a look around. 783 00:43:56,934 --> 00:44:00,097 Neither of you have enough team members to compete now. 784 00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:02,468 So in the morning, when you get up, 785 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:05,770 there'll be buses here waiting to take you all home. 786 00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:07,174 Good night! 787 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:19,453 Tomorrow, we need to whip those little Prairie Dogs into shape. 788 00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:22,720 Then girlfriend, you'd better pray for a miracle. 789 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,255 Let's just go home and pretend 790 00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,356 this whole sorry trip never happened. 791 00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:09,298 What a nightmare. 792 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,582 Where's the spirit stick? 793 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:24,212 Brooke, I know you have it. 794 00:45:24,288 --> 00:45:26,950 You're still the rock star of stupid. 795 00:45:27,024 --> 00:45:29,219 Why would I keep the stick and stay cursed? 796 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:31,284 RUBEN: Can we all just get over it? 797 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:33,522 Even Paris and Nicole settled their... 798 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:35,224 ALL: Shut up, Ruben! 799 00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:38,097 (EERlE GROWL) 800 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:39,826 CARSON: Pepper? 801 00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:46,800 Run! Flip! Jump high! You dissed the spirits, and die, die, die! 802 00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:48,435 Pepper, let go! 803 00:45:48,512 --> 00:45:51,037 (PEPPER LAUGHlNG EVlLLY) 804 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,217 (CARSON SCREAMlNG) 805 00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:59,354 What the hell? 806 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,050 Brooke didn't steal the spirit stick. 807 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,218 She would've given it back by now to get rid of the curse. 808 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:06,091 Whatever! She is still a sick individual. 809 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:10,122 Now, just go to sleep. I don't need any more drama tonight, okay? 810 00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:17,433 But that means Penn had nothing to do with it, either. 811 00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:49,298 You guys, we can't leave like this. 812 00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:50,965 It's like we're giving up. 813 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:53,100 I promised you guys a win, 814 00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:55,805 and we're going to get one. 815 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,115 Pretty. 816 00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:10,956 Brooke, I don't think you stole the spirit stick anymore. 817 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,724 Like I give a flying tuck what you think. 818 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,128 Well, I do think you want to win 819 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:16,757 Camp Championships as much as I do. 820 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,131 So what? 821 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,669 Well, if there was any chance to stay and compete, 822 00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:21,169 you'd consider it, right? 823 00:47:21,238 --> 00:47:22,728 Even if it meant coming together. 824 00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:24,471 Ew! That's like cheer-cest! 825 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,169 Chelsea, I meant combining our teams. 826 00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:28,969 Look, it's about not quitting. 827 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:31,173 Pepper wants her camp to win, I think she'll help us. 828 00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:32,510 Brilliant plan, Carson. 829 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,778 Look, I think the Jets are already on the spirits' hit list. 830 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,184 Because of you. 831 00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:41,122 Okay, well, if we leave now, we'll all stay cursed. 832 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,783 Come on, Brooke. 833 00:47:46,964 --> 00:47:49,398 Boo that, freak! We're out of here. 834 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,132 Penn? 835 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,472 Look, I'm sorry for... 836 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,878 Well, it's kind of a long list. 837 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,207 Later, Carson. 838 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,785 You can call me skids! 839 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,385 What? 840 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,159 You wanted me to say yes to Hilary Duff light? 841 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,631 Strap on a pair, Penn. 842 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:25,065 Can I borrow yours? 843 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:27,729 Don't even try to out-bitch me. 844 00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:30,238 Yeah. Brooke's like the Olym-bitch champion. 845 00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:31,467 No doubt. 846 00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:33,099 I just never pegged you for a quitter. 847 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:34,700 I'm not quitting, Penn. 848 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:37,212 I'm embracing my future. 849 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:39,078 Which is freaking bright! 850 00:48:39,149 --> 00:48:41,049 Everyone says so. 851 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:43,416 They say a lot of other stuff about her, too, you know. 852 00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:45,114 Shut up, Chelsea! 853 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,834 Okay, we're in. 854 00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,067 Yes. 855 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:09,010 I'm captain, of course. 856 00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:09,545 (SLAPS) 857 00:49:10,247 --> 00:49:12,181 You two perform together? 858 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,615 In what? A cheer death match? 859 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,050 No. We would be... 860 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,019 Co-captains. 861 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:21,783 Pepper, even with only half our squads, 862 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,122 we've still got the best cheerleaders in camp. 863 00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:28,153 Hey, P-Dog! It is only a jump if your feet come off the ground. 864 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:29,528 Okay, hon? Whatever. 865 00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:32,295 Pep, I'm trying to tell you, these Prairie Dogs are so bad, 866 00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:34,098 they can't even roll over. 867 00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:36,196 Don't give up on them yet. 868 00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:41,569 Come on, you all. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 869 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,808 Two, two, three, four... 870 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:50,753 (CHEERlNG) Qe are the Flamingos! Qe are the Flamingos! 871 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,914 Look. Please give us a second chance. 872 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,390 Sorry, don't believe in those, angel pants. So you all just... 873 00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,154 Qe are the Flamingos! 874 00:49:57,227 --> 00:50:00,993 Qe are the Flamingos! Qe are the Flamingos! 875 00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,122 CARSON: Damn. 876 00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,394 No Flamingo could throw down like that last year. 877 00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:07,494 Get out of my camp, Voorhees! 878 00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:09,436 Hey, we're just passing through, ma'am. 879 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,838 Don't get your scort in a twist. 880 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:17,511 Wouldn't it be fun to, like, rip him a new one in Championships? 881 00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,475 All right, you guys. We called you out here to tell you 882 00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:23,382 that Pepper got us approved with the council. 883 00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:25,387 And now all we need is a new name. 884 00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:27,548 I was thinking the East-West Spirit? 885 00:50:27,624 --> 00:50:29,922 Ain't that an Amtrak train? 886 00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:33,952 Why can't we have a cool name, like TomKat or Bennifer? 887 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,692 How about the Jarks? 888 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,631 How about 889 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,066 the Sharts? 890 00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:40,125 (ALL EXCLAlMlNG) 891 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:43,300 How about the Shets? 892 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:46,934 I mean, I don't see you guys coming up with something better. 893 00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:49,103 All right. We're the Shets. 894 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,477 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. This ain't gonna work. 895 00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:53,175 Remember what happened to Tupac and Biggie? 896 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:54,911 We'll make it work. 897 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:56,452 We're combining the best parts of both routines, 898 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,544 so get up! Get up. Up, guys. 899 00:50:57,621 --> 00:51:00,215 Come on, you guys, positions. Get up! 900 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:11,024 Penn and Chelsea, get in the back. 901 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:12,192 (CHELSEA LAUGHlNG) 902 00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,829 I so don't do the back row. Tell her, Brooke. 903 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:18,306 Why doesn't Goth-a-sauraus step to the back? 904 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,275 Because Goth... 905 00:51:20,343 --> 00:51:22,334 Sarah can dance her little ass off. 906 00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,573 Now let's try this. Come on. 907 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,737 (SNARLS) 908 00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:28,674 Chels, please. 909 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,556 Five, six, seven, eight. 910 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:37,787 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight. 911 00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:39,556 Ready? Try it. 912 00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:41,688 Five, six, seven, eight. 913 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:45,758 One, two, three, four, five, six. Two more. 914 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:49,772 One, two, three, four, five, six... Last one. 915 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,833 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight. 916 00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:57,110 I got this. 917 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,949 All right, everybody, that was great. We got the fever. 918 00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:13,291 Yeah, bite me. 919 00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:14,990 You're doing great, honey. 920 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,894 Hey, Penn. 921 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:22,996 I... 922 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:24,973 I'll be back before next practice. 923 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,770 You know, I was hoping that we could talk. 924 00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:28,606 And by talk I mean, 925 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:31,704 you know, I thought that maybe we could have a do-over. 926 00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:35,547 Do-over? Carson, I think we're done. 927 00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:39,680 Look, Penn, I'm sorry I accused you of stealing the spirit stick, 928 00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:41,986 and, of course, embarrassing you 929 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:44,253 and telling everyone your darkest secret. 930 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,090 That was bad, but... 931 00:52:48,098 --> 00:52:50,191 This could be going better. 932 00:52:51,401 --> 00:52:55,132 Look, Carson, I'm gonna work my ass off to help our team win. 933 00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:56,729 But you and me, 934 00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:58,433 I think we should stick to our own coasts. 935 00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,100 All right? 936 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:08,143 Seven, eight. 937 00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:10,778 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 938 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:14,881 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 939 00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:19,885 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 940 00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:23,922 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 941 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:40,642 Tight work. 942 00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:43,810 (TRlBAL MUSlC PLAYlNG) 943 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:01,802 Hey! 944 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,146 Pepper's lost her mind. 945 00:54:11,214 --> 00:54:13,546 I think she put out an AMBER Alert, too. 946 00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:15,278 Man, I'd love to know who took it. 947 00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:18,116 I smell P-Dog. 948 00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:19,382 No. 949 00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:20,923 I bet it was the Flamingos. 950 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,983 Look, either way, let's just hope the curse is done. 951 00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:25,618 We need all the help we can get. 952 00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:26,957 You know what? You're right. 953 00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:28,895 Let's practice our routine one more time. 954 00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:32,363 What? You guys! Ow! 955 00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:54,152 Get it, boy. You better work it. 956 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,950 Bet I can cheer you up. 957 00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:25,250 Don't be a wad, Penn. 958 00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,382 Go find Carson. 959 00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:31,385 Excuse me? 960 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:32,485 Yeah, I know. 961 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:34,393 Never thought l'd say those words. 962 00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:38,560 But, hey, if you're into a bony ass and cankles, then what the hell. 963 00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:41,297 Knot up! Go get her, fool. 964 00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:43,532 Yeah, but after she ratted me out 965 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,699 I can't make myself trust her, you know. 966 00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:47,003 Why not? 967 00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:49,673 Damn. 968 00:55:49,746 --> 00:55:51,373 I must be insane. 969 00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:54,741 Doesn't mean I have to be. 970 00:55:56,653 --> 00:55:58,553 Do what you want, Penn. 971 00:55:58,621 --> 00:56:00,987 But don't be a pendejo. 972 00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:06,559 Brooke, thanks. 973 00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:07,891 (SPEAKS lN SPANlSH) 974 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:11,128 Whatever. 975 00:56:15,238 --> 00:56:16,796 By the way, 976 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,135 your loss. 977 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,937 I'm double-jointed. 978 00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:25,747 Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, 979 00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:29,114 five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, 980 00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:30,743 five, six, seven, eight. 981 00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:32,117 One, and two, and three, and four... Hey! 982 00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:34,418 Ever heard of this new thing called counting? 983 00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:36,254 Everybody stretch! Now! 984 00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,294 Ever heard of team work? Shut up, Carson. 985 00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:39,589 Yo, watch it, cuz. 986 00:56:39,662 --> 00:56:40,856 Yo, stop fronting, cuz. 987 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:42,591 I heard you with Chicago. 988 00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,223 You're not just an Oreo, Aeysha. 989 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,426 You're double-stuffed. 990 00:56:45,502 --> 00:56:46,594 You're wrong, Brooke! 991 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:50,002 My girl, she been pulling drive-bys since she was a shorty. 992 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,438 Yo, she was drinking 40s off the nipple. 993 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:52,600 Carson? 994 00:56:52,675 --> 00:56:54,666 So, don't be getting up on her Kool-Aid, biatch, 995 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,473 'cause I have seen what she's done 996 00:56:56,546 --> 00:56:59,379 to fugly swamp donkeys like you, fo shizzle. 997 00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:02,615 Carson, it's over. 998 00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:03,709 Are you sure? 999 00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:06,551 I cannot watch you "fo shizzle" ever again. 1000 00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:09,283 Good. 1001 00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:19,735 Look, you all. All this, "Girl, please" and cursing, 1002 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,327 it ain't me. 1003 00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:23,304 I mean, it isn't me. 1004 00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:25,841 I just did it to get your respect. 1005 00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:27,877 See, the real Aeysha got teased every day 1006 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,912 in junior high for being an Oreo. 1007 00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:33,608 You know, black on the outside, white on the inside. 1008 00:57:33,683 --> 00:57:36,208 And I've been hood ratting it up ever since. 1009 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,617 (EXCLAlMS) 1010 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,251 You're whiter than me. 1011 00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:42,519 Maybe so, but, that's who I am. 1012 00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:44,992 Just a black girl who enunciates. 1013 00:57:47,430 --> 00:57:49,489 Do you have something to say? 1014 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:53,229 Hey, if you want respect that badly, 1015 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,362 just be a bitch, like me. 1016 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,070 Same respect, half the effort. 1017 00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:01,434 Guess the bitch is out of the bag. 1018 00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:03,001 Truth out! 1019 00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:07,516 I'm a virgin. 1020 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:13,144 Technically. 1021 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,623 I just act that way so guys will like me. 1022 00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:18,126 But it's really hard being slutty all the time. 1023 00:58:18,194 --> 00:58:20,685 I don't know how you do it, Brooke. 1024 00:58:27,971 --> 00:58:31,907 My parents aren't bribing me to be a cheerleader. 1025 00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:35,035 I do it because cheerleading is dark 1026 00:58:35,111 --> 00:58:36,772 and twisted. 1027 00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:37,938 Are you high? 1028 00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,879 No. Think about it. 1029 00:58:39,949 --> 00:58:41,382 We cheer for the other team's failure 1030 00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:45,217 just as much as we cheer for own team's victory. 1031 00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:46,949 That's so twisted. 1032 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,285 Sarah? 1033 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,918 Okay, I'm a little high. 1034 00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:52,621 Yo, this is like confession. 1035 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:56,827 I'm out of here. 1036 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,162 No, wait. 1037 00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:01,968 I have something to confess. 1038 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,369 BROOKE: This should be good. 1039 00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:05,202 Miss USA has a secret. 1040 00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:07,743 Spill, Tara Connor. 1041 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,368 I'm scared. 1042 00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:10,844 It's okay, Carson. 1043 00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:12,347 You can do it. 1044 00:59:12,415 --> 00:59:14,906 No, that's it. 1045 00:59:14,984 --> 00:59:16,349 I'm scared. 1046 00:59:19,155 --> 00:59:20,452 You know, I act like the fearless captain 1047 00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:21,785 who's not afraid to go for it, 1048 00:59:21,858 --> 00:59:26,591 but, in reality, going for it is my biggest fear. 1049 00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:28,824 I'm so confused. 1050 00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:31,298 But don't let it stop you, I mean, it happens all the time. 1051 00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:34,097 Yeah. What I meant was, 1052 00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:36,161 I just wish I could believe in myself 1053 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,605 as much as I believe in all of you. 1054 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,683 I'm not gay. 1055 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,585 I like girls 1056 00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:54,384 a lot. 1057 00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:56,049 Are you serious? 1058 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,624 I'm straight. 1059 00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:03,792 You girls just assumed, 1060 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:08,462 so once you started changing in front of me, I couldn't stop you. 1061 01:00:08,538 --> 01:00:12,030 And then, I was like committed. 1062 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:13,632 Hold up. 1063 01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:17,077 There's no way this guy's not gay, and I'll prove it. 1064 01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:23,818 Okay. 1065 01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:25,376 He is not gay. 1066 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,753 No, but he is dead. 1067 01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:29,485 Get him. Get him. 1068 01:00:31,427 --> 01:00:33,657 (ALL SHOUTlNG) 1069 01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:37,631 Hey, Mom. Hey, can l speak to the General? 1070 01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:40,066 All right. 1071 01:00:42,505 --> 01:00:44,063 Hello, sir. 1072 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,801 No, everything's fine. 1073 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,638 I'm fine. 1074 01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:49,200 No, I'm great. 1075 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:55,250 Actually, I'm not at Warrior Camp exactly. 1076 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:56,979 I'm at Cheer Camp. 1077 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:02,949 Because I'm a cheerleader. 1078 01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,522 Yes, one of those. 1079 01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,591 Sir? 1080 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,135 Dad? 1081 01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:14,191 Dad! 1082 01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:15,259 (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) 1083 01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:17,897 Listen. 1084 01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:19,703 This is the funny thing, when you hear the rest, 1085 01:01:19,776 --> 01:01:22,973 cheerleading is gonna sound like the good part. 1086 01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:26,274 About West Point... 1087 01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:31,080 Okay, that was traumatic but good, right? 1088 01:01:31,154 --> 01:01:32,587 I mean, now we can work as a team. 1089 01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:35,021 Yeah. A team of freaks. 1090 01:01:35,091 --> 01:01:37,286 We are not a team, okay? 1091 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,818 We can't combine routines and this was a dumbass idea! 1092 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:44,164 Tell them, Ruben. We can do this. 1093 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:48,001 We blow. We cannot do this. 1094 01:01:48,104 --> 01:01:50,538 Because we're cursed, all of us. 1095 01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:53,575 Holy crap, Ruben, snap out of it! 1096 01:01:55,011 --> 01:01:57,445 What have you done with happy Ruben? 1097 01:01:57,513 --> 01:01:58,980 It's weird, you know. 1098 01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:01,175 Now that I'm not gay anymore, 1099 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,047 I'm not gay anymore. 1100 01:02:03,119 --> 01:02:04,643 Okay, we're freaks! 1101 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,188 But let's make that work for us. 1102 01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:08,519 Come on, you guys. I mean, there has to be some way 1103 01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:10,821 that we can perform together. 1104 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:14,954 We can start with couples. 1105 01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:17,022 (BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG) 1106 01:02:35,718 --> 01:02:36,980 I'll take the lead. 1107 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,281 So, like, we're gonna copy them? 1108 01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:40,117 I'm gonna move to the right then to the left. 1109 01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:41,622 Okay. 1110 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:42,783 Start up like that, all right? 1111 01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:43,883 Okay. 1112 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,621 Here we go. 1113 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:46,855 Hey, you want to try this? 1114 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,021 There you go. 1115 01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:50,796 Top again. 1116 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,398 All right, top again. Here we go. 1117 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:05,442 Give me a turn. There you go. 1118 01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:35,806 For real. 1119 01:03:37,914 --> 01:03:39,381 This could work. 1120 01:03:39,448 --> 01:03:41,848 And I'll prove it. Get over here. 1121 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,883 All right, everybody ready? From the top. 1122 01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:49,516 Look, I'm cool about you coming out of the straight closet. 1123 01:03:49,592 --> 01:03:51,787 Please, you're just saying that so I'll try to catch you. 1124 01:03:51,861 --> 01:03:53,419 Try? 1125 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:56,465 All right. Five, six, seven, eight. 1126 01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:36,897 (EXCLAlMS) 1127 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,855 That was tight. You know what? 1128 01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:54,957 I think we could actually win this. 1129 01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:58,727 Maybe we should make sure. 1130 01:04:58,794 --> 01:05:03,026 "Compare the opposing army so you may know where strength lies." 1131 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:04,259 Recon? 1132 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:12,598 Hey, guys. We need to get some disguises. 1133 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:21,912 They practice on stage 70A. Find it. 1134 01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:24,009 Cell phones ready? 1135 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,714 Recon positions by texting only. Break! 1136 01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,300 Chels, 1137 01:05:44,373 --> 01:05:46,238 I'm right next to you. 1138 01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:04,189 Thank you. 1139 01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:14,531 VANCE: Hey, Ron, get the gate for me. 1140 01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:18,270 Hello, Mr. Voorhees. 1141 01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:20,172 The Flamingos just started... 1142 01:06:20,242 --> 01:06:22,210 Listen, we have got to tighten up the security. 1143 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:24,644 I need more time for my Flamingos... 1144 01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:27,011 Keep up the good work. 1145 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,143 I guess your father would laugh at us, huh? 1146 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,280 He's not big into laughter. 1147 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:37,053 You know, I told him everything. 1148 01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:38,252 Really? 1149 01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:40,795 Then what'd he say about you being a cheerleader? 1150 01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:42,888 Well, that he laughed at. 1151 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:47,731 Hey, covert cheer-ops. 1152 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,134 Two-to-one pyramid. 1153 01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:56,272 All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick, you three in the corner, be the base. 1154 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:59,041 Come on, guys, hurry up. Let's go. 1155 01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:00,605 Chelsea, watch out for the guard. 1156 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,550 Brooke, first level. All right. 1157 01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:05,450 One, two, three. 1158 01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:08,718 PENN: All right. Now, Carson. 1159 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,418 One, two, three. 1160 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:21,236 MAN: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1161 01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:23,533 I don't want to see any loose knees. 1162 01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:26,040 Jason, that's on the two. You're always late. 1163 01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:27,871 Wait, how did you guys get in here? 1164 01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:31,811 Seriously, that guy wasn't even a real guard. 1165 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:34,406 "lf an enemy leaves the door open, you must rush in." 1166 01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:35,882 Art of Qar. 1167 01:07:37,086 --> 01:07:38,485 MAN: Base, keep it together now. 1168 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:41,955 I really want to see you attack the ground. Oh, yeah! 1169 01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:45,754 BROOKE: Oh, my gosh. 1170 01:07:45,828 --> 01:07:47,625 Welcome to cheer-topia. 1171 01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:49,857 State of the art everything. 1172 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,762 Is that Letty Trotter? 1173 01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:54,302 Choreographer to the stars? 1174 01:07:54,370 --> 01:07:55,530 That look on your faces, 1175 01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:57,765 that's the same look I had after my divorce. 1176 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,138 So sad to see a dream die. 1177 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:01,470 (SlGHS) 1178 01:08:01,544 --> 01:08:04,342 Anyhoo, give my best to Pepper, would you? 1179 01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:11,384 Vance wasn't bluffing. 1180 01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:13,479 Their tumbling is amazing. 1181 01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:14,648 Those Flamingos are like... 1182 01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,281 Better than us. 1183 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,621 We need to come up with something really good. 1184 01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:19,751 No, really? 1185 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,421 I thought we'd come up with something bad 1186 01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,055 and see if we can win that way. 1187 01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:26,295 Sorry, it's a reflex. 1188 01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:27,392 What are we going to do? 1189 01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,267 Look, I don't know, okay? I can't believe it. 1190 01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:32,967 After all this, I just wanted to win Camp Championships once. 1191 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,373 Don't freak out, Carson. 1192 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,105 Yeah, easy for you to say. You've won. 1193 01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:43,641 Look, our dance routine is better than theirs. 1194 01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:46,119 We just need a triple threat. 1195 01:08:46,188 --> 01:08:48,622 Let's think. What would Sun Tzu do? 1196 01:08:52,328 --> 01:08:55,820 "Make use of concubines who are greedy for gold." 1197 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:07,673 I don't think Sun Tzu would be riding a rollercoaster, Carson. 1198 01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:09,711 You see how the red and blue rails loop? 1199 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:11,541 Criss-cross and then corkscrew away? 1200 01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,605 Yeah, almost like a double helix. 1201 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:16,548 That'll be the path of the two flyers. 1202 01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:17,608 Sweet! Sweet! 1203 01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:19,381 No one's ever done that before. 1204 01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:21,320 We're gonna need something new if we want to win. 1205 01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,654 Imagine if we pull it off. That would be sick! 1206 01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:25,192 It'd be awesome. So cool! 1207 01:09:25,261 --> 01:09:27,525 But is it possible? 1208 01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:30,463 Yeah, it's gonna be really difficult for the flyers. 1209 01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:32,194 Who's gonna do it? 1210 01:09:33,369 --> 01:09:34,927 Five, six, seven, eight... 1211 01:09:58,761 --> 01:09:59,750 (GROANS) 1212 01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:01,989 (ALL GASPlNG) 1213 01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,257 You okay? 1214 01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:04,424 Yeah. I'm fine. 1215 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,559 All right, you guys, let's do it again. 1216 01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:23,644 One, two, three, four, five, six... 1217 01:10:52,781 --> 01:10:54,772 (LAUGHlNG) 1218 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:57,416 Hey, Aeysha, who taught you to sew? 1219 01:10:57,486 --> 01:10:58,748 Martha Stewart. 1220 01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:01,415 All right. One portable hot press. 1221 01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:03,515 Nice work. Where'd you find that? 1222 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:07,551 Concierges can do anything all over the world. 1223 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:10,963 You'll see for yourself when we win tomorrow. 1224 01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:19,501 REPORTER: Where in the world of competition sports 1225 01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,509 will you find two arch rivals, 1226 01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:23,738 forced by a dramatic twist of fate, 1227 01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:25,939 to join teams and combine their styles 1228 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,108 to face a mysterious new challenger? 1229 01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:31,448 Well, right here at the All Star Cheer Camp Championships, 1230 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,545 where one of these teams will win the title 1231 01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:35,522 and the right to represent the United States 1232 01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:37,456 in the World Cheer Exhibition Tour. 1233 01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:38,823 And who will that be? 1234 01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:50,104 Up next on Cheer TV, the most exciting cheerleading in the world! 1235 01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:52,106 All right. All right. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, 1236 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:54,438 boys and girls, moms and dads, 1237 01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:57,570 welcome to the All Star Cheer Camp Championship! 1238 01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:58,635 (WHOOPlNG) 1239 01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:00,780 You guys look great. 1240 01:12:00,849 --> 01:12:02,612 All right. Qell, let's not waste any more time. 1241 01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:05,711 Let's bring out our first people, representing Camp Victory, 1242 01:12:05,788 --> 01:12:09,224 Iadies and gentlemen, make a lot of noise for Sebring! 1243 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:10,986 (CROWD CHEERlNG) 1244 01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:24,296 (CROWD CHEERlNG) 1245 01:12:33,615 --> 01:12:36,846 PEPPER: Thank you, Prairie Dogs. Good luck in the competition. 1246 01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:40,377 Next up on the practice pad, the Flamingos. 1247 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:53,134 ...three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1248 01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:05,973 Yeah. 1249 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,216 Yeah! 1250 01:13:19,328 --> 01:13:20,920 Yeah! Good job. 1251 01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:23,832 All right. All right! 1252 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,931 Great job, Sebring! 1253 01:13:27,002 --> 01:13:28,026 (QHOOPS) 1254 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,627 They really brought it, didn't they? 1255 01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:33,368 Another fantastic routine. Am I right? 1256 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:36,634 Yeah! Are you ready for another? 1257 01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:39,239 All right! All the way from South Dakota, 1258 01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:41,407 give it up for the Prairie Dogs! 1259 01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,542 Don't forget your lock out. 1260 01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:53,823 All right, guys, let's run it. Five, six... 1261 01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:19,048 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY) 1262 01:15:07,369 --> 01:15:09,303 This is a cheer-saster. 1263 01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:11,300 A cheer-tastrophe. 1264 01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:14,569 A total cheer-clipse of the sun. 1265 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:15,632 Not bad. Good one. 1266 01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:16,735 Yes. 1267 01:15:16,812 --> 01:15:18,245 Look, no, you guys are all wrong, okay. 1268 01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:20,247 We're still good. We just... 1269 01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,215 We want the crowd to be pumped up. 1270 01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:47,836 (lNAUDlBLE) 1271 01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:32,215 MAN: Okay, all right. They were really good, right? 1272 01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:36,054 Sharks, Jets, Shets. 1273 01:16:36,124 --> 01:16:38,354 It doesn't really matter what you call yourselves. 1274 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:42,227 Oh, and you call yourselves the Flaming Hoes. 1275 01:16:42,297 --> 01:16:44,424 Yeah. That's a bad choice. 1276 01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:48,833 ...introduce to you, the mighty Flamingos. 1277 01:16:53,575 --> 01:16:56,942 Hope you've been practicing your loser facials. 1278 01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,344 Oh, wait. I think you're on. 1279 01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:01,581 You are so on. 1280 01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:03,310 Shelby, come on! 1281 01:17:03,385 --> 01:17:04,977 Shelby, come on! 1282 01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:06,145 Come on, you guys. 1283 01:17:06,221 --> 01:17:07,245 Let's go. 1284 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,798 Flamingos, think pink! 1285 01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:19,423 ALL: Pink, pink, pink! 1286 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,333 They're even better than I remembered. 1287 01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:57,531 And they're not even cursed. 1288 01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,371 Carson. 1289 01:18:13,488 --> 01:18:15,752 Okay, you've got to get over yourself and fast. 1290 01:18:15,824 --> 01:18:17,485 What? Stop psyching yourself out. 1291 01:18:17,559 --> 01:18:18,583 Look, I'm totally fine. 1292 01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:21,026 You're totally not, and they know that you're scared. 1293 01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:22,495 Look, what else do you want me to say? 1294 01:18:22,564 --> 01:18:23,929 You've been right about me all along. 1295 01:18:23,999 --> 01:18:25,296 I'm not a good leader, my skills are... 1296 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,301 You idiot. This is not about skills. 1297 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,269 This competition is about showmanship. 1298 01:18:29,337 --> 01:18:32,204 Your choreography is going to win it for us. 1299 01:18:32,274 --> 01:18:35,801 Don't you know you're more creative than me? 1300 01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,607 Why else would I bother to put you down? 1301 01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:42,915 Carson, you've got it. You always have. 1302 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:46,683 But for the Shets' sake, now you gotta bring it. 1303 01:18:46,755 --> 01:18:49,383 Hey, it's your year, remember? 1304 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,858 No, Brooke, it's our year. 1305 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,941 (EXCLAlMS) 1306 01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:16,981 All right, you guys, this is it. 1307 01:19:17,052 --> 01:19:18,280 Just stay tight and lock out. 1308 01:19:18,353 --> 01:19:19,877 Okay. On three. 1309 01:19:21,056 --> 01:19:22,353 One, two, three. 1310 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:23,652 ALL: Shets! 1311 01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:30,494 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1312 01:19:31,099 --> 01:19:32,532 Yeah. Hey. 1313 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,506 Yeah! Great job! 1314 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:44,944 And now for our last performance of the day, 1315 01:19:45,013 --> 01:19:50,576 from Camp Spirit Thunder, rising from the ashes of both coasts, 1316 01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,485 here are the Shets! 1317 01:20:08,503 --> 01:20:11,028 Don't worry, skids, I checked your marks. 1318 01:20:11,106 --> 01:20:12,596 Just catch me, okay. 1319 01:20:12,674 --> 01:20:13,800 Cradle. 1320 01:20:14,442 --> 01:20:15,932 All set, Penn. 1321 01:20:51,546 --> 01:20:53,207 (FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING) 1322 01:20:53,281 --> 01:20:56,580 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG) 1323 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,792 Cradle. 1324 01:21:47,602 --> 01:21:49,502 Told you I'd catch you. 1325 01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:51,263 (EXCLAlMlNG) 1326 01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:03,101 Yes, yes. Yes, yes! 1327 01:24:27,095 --> 01:24:29,029 (CROWD ROARlNG) 1328 01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:42,907 We did it! 1329 01:24:43,178 --> 01:24:44,736 (WHOOPlNG) 1330 01:24:49,551 --> 01:24:51,610 That's what I'm talking about. Give me some. 1331 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,313 Some what? 1332 01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,618 Okay. All right. Yeah! 1333 01:24:55,690 --> 01:24:59,854 As always, Cheer Camp Championships deliver, huh? Let's hear you. 1334 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:01,896 Qe'll have to wait for the judges to score 1335 01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:03,863 because this one's going to be close. 1336 01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:06,762 Too close. Yeah. 1337 01:25:06,835 --> 01:25:08,860 Now is a really bad time to be cursed. 1338 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,771 You know what? Who cares if we're cursed? 1339 01:25:12,841 --> 01:25:16,004 Getting cursed may have been the best thing that's ever happened to us. 1340 01:25:16,077 --> 01:25:18,511 Without this curse, we would have never become this team, 1341 01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:20,514 and hit a stunt that's never been done before. 1342 01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:22,573 I mean, that was amazing. 1343 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,848 I have the results right here. 1344 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,616 I'll be reading third place, apparently. 1345 01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:32,524 In third place, representing South Dakota, the Prairie Dogs. 1346 01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:35,188 Way to go, Dogs. 1347 01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:38,891 Look, we all gave 1 00%, and we trust each other. 1348 01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:42,232 Who cares about some stupid old trophy and world tour? 1349 01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:45,568 Coming in at second place, 1350 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,631 the Flamingos! 1351 01:25:48,910 --> 01:25:49,934 Oh, my God! 1352 01:25:50,011 --> 01:25:52,639 All right. So that means the winning squad 1353 01:25:52,714 --> 01:25:54,773 that will represent the United States 1354 01:25:54,916 --> 01:25:57,009 on a Cheer Exhibition Qorld Tour 1355 01:25:57,085 --> 01:26:00,646 is the East-Qest Shets! 1356 01:26:02,457 --> 01:26:04,049 Brooke, I meant what I said. I know. 1357 01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:05,752 It's just... We freaking won! 1358 01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:06,851 I know. 1359 01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:10,360 Pepper, got something for you. 1360 01:26:10,431 --> 01:26:12,126 My spirit stick. 1361 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:13,827 Vance, I knew it was you all along. 1362 01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:15,893 But why? You don't even believe in it. 1363 01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:17,096 No, but you do. 1364 01:26:17,372 --> 01:26:19,636 Besides, the stupid stick didn't work in the first place. 1365 01:26:19,707 --> 01:26:21,470 Pepper. Maybe it did. 1366 01:26:21,543 --> 01:26:23,272 We broke the curse. 1367 01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:26,745 You sure did. Congratulations. 1368 01:26:26,814 --> 01:26:29,408 No more curse! No more curse! 1369 01:26:29,484 --> 01:26:33,011 No more curse! No more curse! 1370 01:26:33,087 --> 01:26:34,918 No more curse! 1371 01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:36,784 Carson. 1372 01:26:41,329 --> 01:26:43,160 (ALL WHOOPlNG) 1373 01:26:57,478 --> 01:26:59,537 (SlNGlNG) Boy walk in the spot, he's so fresh 1374 01:26:59,614 --> 01:27:01,605 He got what he needs to impressin' 1375 01:27:01,683 --> 01:27:03,742 Just look at the way that he dressin' 1376 01:27:03,818 --> 01:27:05,809 Ain't no question chicks like oh 1377 01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:07,946 Girl walkin' the spot, she stop traffic 1378 01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:10,047 She's blowing your mind with her asset 1379 01:27:10,124 --> 01:27:14,026 So Jessica Alba fantastic Instant classic boys like oh 1380 01:27:14,195 --> 01:27:15,992 Maybe I can see us moving like that 1381 01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:17,927 Maybe I can see us touching like that 1382 01:27:17,999 --> 01:27:20,194 Baby I can see us kissing like that 1383 01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,565 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1384 01:27:22,670 --> 01:27:24,365 Maybe I can see us moving like that 1385 01:27:24,505 --> 01:27:26,234 Maybe I can see us touching like that 1386 01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:28,565 Baby I can see us kissing like that 1387 01:27:28,710 --> 01:27:30,735 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1388 01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:35,109 He said girl you winnin' She said boy where you been at 1389 01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:39,176 Stop talking let's get with it Just like that they 1390 01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:43,418 He said you're amazing She said then why ya waiting 1391 01:27:43,491 --> 01:27:47,120 No more deliberating Qhat you doin' let's get to it 1392 01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:49,425 Just like that they 1393 01:27:49,597 --> 01:27:51,656 Boy actin' as if there's no pressure 1394 01:27:51,799 --> 01:27:53,892 He'd do anything to get with her 1395 01:27:53,968 --> 01:27:55,902 He say anything to convince her 1396 01:27:56,037 --> 01:27:58,005 Money spent to diamonds send her 1397 01:27:58,072 --> 01:28:00,040 Girl playin' it cool but she's with it 1398 01:28:00,174 --> 01:28:02,165 She lovin' the fact that she's gifted 1399 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,245 Everything he do she gets lifted 1400 01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:06,347 Feels so wicked lovin' like oh 1401 01:28:06,414 --> 01:28:08,143 Maybe I can see us moving like that 1402 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:10,046 Maybe I can see us touching like that 1403 01:28:10,618 --> 01:28:12,643 Baby I can see us kissing like that 1404 01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:14,812 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1405 01:28:14,889 --> 01:28:16,652 Maybe I can see us moving like that 1406 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,554 Maybe I can see us touching like that 1407 01:28:18,826 --> 01:28:20,885 Baby I can see us kissing like that 1408 01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:23,122 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1409 01:28:23,197 --> 01:28:27,156 He said girl you winnin' She said boy where you been at 1410 01:28:27,235 --> 01:28:31,729 Stop talking let's get with it Just like that they 1411 01:28:31,806 --> 01:28:35,469 He said you're amazing She said then why ya waiting 1412 01:28:35,543 --> 01:28:39,604 No more deliberating Qhat you doin' let's get to it 1413 01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:41,911 Just like that they 1414 01:28:43,718 --> 01:28:47,552 One night with you boy just one night with you 1415 01:28:47,622 --> 01:28:52,321 All the things we could do Every day I think of 1416 01:28:52,393 --> 01:28:55,988 One night with you no one else but us two 1417 01:28:56,064 --> 01:29:01,263 All our dreams would come true If we'd just get together 1418 01:29:01,369 --> 01:29:03,064 Maybe I can see us moving like that 1419 01:29:03,204 --> 01:29:04,899 Maybe I can see us touching like that 1420 01:29:04,972 --> 01:29:06,906 Baby I can see us kissing like that 1421 01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:08,975 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1422 01:29:09,110 --> 01:29:10,873 Maybe I can see us moving like that 1423 01:29:11,012 --> 01:29:12,775 Maybe I can see us touching like that 1424 01:29:12,914 --> 01:29:14,905 Baby I can see us kissing like that 1425 01:29:15,049 --> 01:29:17,040 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1426 01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:19,086 Uh, what you waitin' for? 1427 01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:23,451 He said girl you winnin' She said boy where you been at 1428 01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:27,358 Stop talking let's get with it Just like that they 1429 01:29:27,428 --> 01:29:31,592 He said you're amazing She said then why ya waiting 1430 01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:35,966 No more deliberating Qhat you doin' let's get to it 1431 01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:38,198 Just like that they 1432 01:29:38,272 --> 01:29:40,536 And it's only baby 1433 01:29:40,608 --> 01:29:44,476 You're gonna like it You're gonna want it 1434 01:29:44,612 --> 01:29:46,580 You're gonna like it 1435 01:29:46,647 --> 01:29:48,979 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 1436 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:52,349 You're gonna like it You're gonna want it 1437 01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:54,183 You're gonna like it 1438 01:29:54,255 --> 01:29:56,883 Qe don't need no more that he said she said 103164

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