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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,661 --> 00:00:27,558 Look at this. Takes up two spaces, 2 00:00:27,683 --> 00:00:29,817 parks over the line. What kind of idiot... 3 00:00:30,028 --> 00:00:32,813 Everybody's gotta move down now because of him. 4 00:00:41,738 --> 00:00:43,991 - Ah, there they are. - Ah. 5 00:00:44,074 --> 00:00:46,827 - Hello. - Oh! Well, this is quite a party. 6 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:49,663 - I know. - You're throwing for yourselves, I might add. 7 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:52,875 - We're beloved. - I mean, usually somebody else gives you 8 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,710 - a going-away party... - Susie: Not always. 9 00:00:54,835 --> 00:00:57,546 - But you've decided to give one for yourselves. - We're very excited about this. 10 00:00:57,713 --> 00:00:59,548 It's a big opportunity for Sammi. 11 00:00:59,673 --> 00:01:02,759 Not everybody gets into the Julliard summer program. 12 00:01:02,885 --> 00:01:05,137 - They don't take everybody? - No, you have to audition. 13 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,815 - She auditioned, Larry. - She auditioned? 14 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,432 Yeah. Let me tell you something. 15 00:01:08,557 --> 00:01:10,934 You've never seen her. When she gets onstage... 16 00:01:11,059 --> 00:01:13,562 - No, I-I-I-I... - She lights up the room. 17 00:01:13,854 --> 00:01:16,231 - Mmm. - Why do you have to criticize my kid, Larry? 18 00:01:16,315 --> 00:01:18,150 I'm not criticizing. I don't think she wants to do it. 19 00:01:18,275 --> 00:01:19,610 - I think you're pushing her into it. - Susie: Really? 20 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:21,737 - Yes. - No, it's all her desire. 21 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,156 - I think you are. - Well, you're wrong. 22 00:01:24,281 --> 00:01:26,241 - Yeah, I don't think I am. - You know what? 23 00:01:26,325 --> 00:01:28,827 - What, are you making fun of me now? - Yes. Yes, I am. 24 00:01:28,911 --> 00:01:31,163 You're an asshole. You know what the best thing about going to New York is? 25 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:33,373 I'm not gonna see your face for three months. 26 00:01:33,457 --> 00:01:35,459 - She's funny... - We'll all be avoiding you. 27 00:01:35,501 --> 00:01:37,544 - Hey, Funkman. - Hi, Marty. 28 00:01:37,669 --> 00:01:40,005 Why did you have to take up two parking spaces? 29 00:01:40,172 --> 00:01:42,674 You made me take two parking spaces, okay? 30 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:45,219 Yes, I can understand that you're upset. 31 00:01:45,302 --> 00:01:47,846 I too was upset when I saw the red Volvo 32 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:50,098 to my left also taking up two spaces. 33 00:01:50,224 --> 00:01:52,976 - He created a domino effect. - Marty: There's no Volvo out there. 34 00:01:53,018 --> 00:01:55,354 - There was when I parked, okay? - Okay, great. 35 00:01:55,437 --> 00:01:57,022 - All right. - Anyway, guys... 36 00:01:57,105 --> 00:01:59,525 - Yes. - I just wanna tell ya I'm gonna miss ya. 37 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,485 - Oh, Marty. - We'll miss you too, Marty. 38 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:03,612 - I'll see you inside. - Susie: All right. 39 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:06,073 Some people believe in our daughter, believe it or not. 40 00:02:06,198 --> 00:02:08,075 - Thank you, Marty. - You're welcome. 41 00:02:08,158 --> 00:02:11,578 Hey, Vance, Vance, thanks for coming. 42 00:02:13,205 --> 00:02:14,498 Hey, Vance. 43 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,752 What's with you? What, have you got laryngitis? 44 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:22,805 Susie: Vow of silence. 45 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:26,468 - Took a vow of silence. - You took a vow of silence? 46 00:02:29,346 --> 00:02:31,598 Spiritual advisor? Is that what you just said? 47 00:02:31,723 --> 00:02:34,393 And he told you to do this? For what purpose? 48 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:38,689 You know, I've tried to get Susie to take a vow of silence. 49 00:02:39,314 --> 00:02:40,732 Jeff: I have. I've talked to her about it. 50 00:02:40,857 --> 00:02:44,069 That's never gonna happen. I have too many important things to say. 51 00:02:44,236 --> 00:02:46,196 See, that's funny. Meanwhile, he's trying to communicate it. 52 00:02:46,405 --> 00:02:47,990 It's just you're mouthing... 53 00:02:48,699 --> 00:02:51,910 Oh, it's okay to mouth. It's okay to mouth. 54 00:02:53,829 --> 00:02:57,207 You're still communicating, but in a much less effective way. 55 00:02:57,666 --> 00:03:00,127 All right, I can't understand you. 56 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:06,508 Yeah, you two go, go eat. Go stuff your face, both of you. 57 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,302 He's an asshole. 58 00:03:12,389 --> 00:03:14,641 Jeff: A bit of a warning... Tessler is coming tonight. 59 00:03:14,725 --> 00:03:16,977 I'm pretty sure. He asked if you were available 60 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:18,520 to do some sort of benefit. 61 00:03:18,645 --> 00:03:20,939 I bet it has something to do with his son, the special needs kid. 62 00:03:21,023 --> 00:03:22,232 I just wanted to give you a heads up on that. 63 00:03:22,357 --> 00:03:23,900 All right, I'll be on the lookout for that. 64 00:03:24,026 --> 00:03:25,861 - Yeah. - What's taking this line so long? 65 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:29,197 Uh, that'd be my veterinarian at the front of the line. 66 00:03:29,281 --> 00:03:31,241 - Larry: What's he doing here? - Jeff: He and his wife came. 67 00:03:31,408 --> 00:03:35,370 Oscar's really sick, so Susie felt like it'd be nice to invite him. 68 00:03:35,579 --> 00:03:37,331 - So yeah. - Oh. 69 00:03:37,456 --> 00:03:40,417 - Brian? Hey. - Hi. 70 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:44,171 - Krista. Krista Ferguson. - Oh, uh, I... yeah. 71 00:03:44,338 --> 00:03:46,381 - Krista: It was Smith, probably. - Brent: Hey. Oh, okay. 72 00:03:46,506 --> 00:03:47,924 - You see what's going on over here? - No. 73 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:50,677 - Brent: I didn't recognize you. - She's doing a chat and cut. 74 00:03:51,428 --> 00:03:54,681 - A chat and cut? Really? - She's feigning familiarity 75 00:03:54,765 --> 00:03:56,266 with someone she vaguely knows 76 00:03:56,475 --> 00:03:57,976 - for the sole purpose of cutting in line. - You're sure? 77 00:03:58,018 --> 00:03:59,936 Positive. she'll be picking up a plate any second. 78 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,688 You look... you're like beaming with light. 79 00:04:01,813 --> 00:04:05,067 There... there she goes. Yeah. Uh, excuse me. 80 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:06,994 - Yeah, it's great to see you. Yeah? Hi. - Excuse me. Excuse me. 81 00:04:06,994 --> 00:04:08,320 Hi, first of all. 82 00:04:08,403 --> 00:04:12,282 Congratulations on a great attempt at a chat and cut. 83 00:04:12,407 --> 00:04:14,493 Really good. 99 times out of 100, 84 00:04:14,618 --> 00:04:16,912 that's gonna work. Unfortunately, 85 00:04:17,037 --> 00:04:19,748 I happen to be on the line so... 86 00:04:19,873 --> 00:04:21,375 Okay, I don't... I don't know what you're talking about. 87 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,083 - I just saw my friend... - I know a chat and cut when I see it. 88 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:26,296 - Okay, all right. - You used this fellow... 89 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:28,590 This poor, innocent fellow to sneak into the line. 90 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:30,175 Do you even... Do you know her at all? 91 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:32,386 Well, I mean... I mean, to be fair, 92 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:33,970 we met like eight years ago. I... 93 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:36,765 - He remembers, so... - No, I... I honestly don't. 94 00:04:36,973 --> 00:04:40,060 - You think she's doing a chat and cut? - I kinda feel like you are. 95 00:04:40,185 --> 00:04:42,062 - Yeah. You see? - I feel a little manipulated. 96 00:04:42,104 --> 00:04:43,730 - Yeah, he's been... - Oh, fine. Okay. 97 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:45,732 He's been manipulated. You manipulated him, that's what it is. 98 00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:47,984 You want me to get back in line? Would that make you feel better? 99 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:50,487 - Yes, it would. Yes. Yeah. - Fine. Okay. Fine. 100 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:52,489 You are unbelievable, you know that? 101 00:04:52,614 --> 00:04:53,657 - Really? - Yeah. 102 00:04:53,782 --> 00:04:55,200 Yeah, because, you know what? 103 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:56,618 You just have to... That's your job... 104 00:04:56,702 --> 00:04:58,704 - bust people as they come through... - Yeah. Uh-huh. 105 00:04:58,787 --> 00:05:00,539 - So you can. - And look, you just did it again. 106 00:05:00,622 --> 00:05:02,749 - What? No, I'm... I'm... - Oh so, seriously, 107 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,334 I'm not even gonna say anything this time. 108 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:06,628 I respect your skills, really. 109 00:05:07,295 --> 00:05:10,048 - Excellent. - Thanks. 110 00:05:11,883 --> 00:05:14,678 Seriously, how much would it take for you to see, "Eat Pray Love?" 111 00:05:17,389 --> 00:05:19,558 - $3,000. - Both: $3,000? 112 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:21,184 It's not that bad of a movie. We saw it. 113 00:05:21,268 --> 00:05:23,437 To actually go to the theater and sit in the theater? 114 00:05:23,562 --> 00:05:24,980 - Sit in the theater, yeah. - That's $3,000. 115 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,732 - $3,000? - Yeah. Let me ask you this question: 116 00:05:26,857 --> 00:05:30,569 In veterinary school, do you tend to focus more on the dog, 117 00:05:30,652 --> 00:05:32,529 let's say, than... than the cow? 118 00:05:32,654 --> 00:05:34,448 No you focus on everything. You know... 119 00:05:34,489 --> 00:05:36,783 - What if I brought a roach in? - Listen, if you brought a roach in 120 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:38,660 and you say you love that roach, I'm gonna do what I can 121 00:05:38,744 --> 00:05:42,164 to give it every chance it has. I mean, that's all I can do. 122 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:45,250 When do you get the reports on Oscar, by the way? I meant to ask you that. 123 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:48,086 Probably tonight, so we should know everything within the next day or so. 124 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,296 I'm crossing my fingers for you. 125 00:05:49,421 --> 00:05:51,339 I appreciate that. Thank you, my friend. 126 00:05:51,423 --> 00:05:53,717 Okay, I'm gonna get some coffee. Does anybody... do you want anything? 127 00:05:53,842 --> 00:05:55,343 - No thanks. - Woman: Thanks. 128 00:05:55,385 --> 00:05:57,095 You see a rat in the house, you don't want to kill it? 129 00:05:57,262 --> 00:05:59,222 Yes, if I see a rat in the house, I want to kill it. 130 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:01,725 What if you injured it? Would you then bring it into his office 131 00:06:01,808 --> 00:06:03,685 for him to save it? You see what I'm getting at? 132 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,437 Mmm, no. He saves pets. 133 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,779 If some moron has a rat for a pet, he'll save that. 134 00:06:07,804 --> 00:06:10,150 - Mm-hmm. Of course. - But if that same rat is in the house... 135 00:06:10,358 --> 00:06:12,152 - Ah, I don't know. - All right, you know what? 136 00:06:12,277 --> 00:06:16,782 - I'm gonna go mingle. - So does he deal with any farm animals... 137 00:06:16,948 --> 00:06:18,825 Pigs, things of that nature? 138 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:22,647 Every now and then a pig, once a horse, but it's pretty rare. 139 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:23,914 I don't know why they don't have specialties. 140 00:06:24,039 --> 00:06:26,458 "I'm a donkey vet. I'm a rabbit vet. 141 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,251 I'm a turtle vet." You know what I mean? 142 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:31,171 In humans, there's an E.N.T., there's a podiatrist. 143 00:06:31,296 --> 00:06:33,381 The way you're saying it, it's almost like 144 00:06:33,673 --> 00:06:36,301 there should be a doctor who handles just feathers. 145 00:06:36,384 --> 00:06:37,886 Yes. How does a vet do? 146 00:06:37,969 --> 00:06:39,429 What do they make, a guy like that? 147 00:06:39,513 --> 00:06:41,431 A vet, do they make as much as a doctor? 148 00:06:41,598 --> 00:06:44,309 - Are you serious right now? - Yeah. 149 00:06:44,559 --> 00:06:47,229 Wow. Larry, that's a very personal question. 150 00:06:47,687 --> 00:06:49,523 - Really? - I don't know if you want me 151 00:06:49,564 --> 00:06:51,942 - to ask you a bunch of personal questions. - Ask me anything you want. 152 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:54,921 Okay, when is the last time you jacked off? 153 00:06:54,921 --> 00:06:57,030 Mmm. This morning. 154 00:06:58,198 --> 00:07:01,117 - I should go. Okay. - Oh. Okay. 155 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:05,163 - Yeah. - Nice talking to you. 156 00:07:14,923 --> 00:07:17,300 - Hey, Larry. - Tessler. 157 00:07:17,425 --> 00:07:18,552 - Good to see you. - Yeah. 158 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:20,209 - Nice party. - Oh, it's... oh yeah. 159 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:21,555 Listen, I'm glad I ran into you. 160 00:07:21,596 --> 00:07:23,431 Do you know anything about Keegan's Club? 161 00:07:24,099 --> 00:07:25,392 - Keegan's Club? - Keegan's Club. 162 00:07:25,475 --> 00:07:27,143 - No. - It's named after Keegan Horsch. 163 00:07:27,383 --> 00:07:29,521 - Mm-hmm. - That's Brian Horsch's son, 164 00:07:29,604 --> 00:07:31,738 - a special needs kid like Max, like my boy. - Yeah yeah. 165 00:07:31,738 --> 00:07:34,442 And they have this event... It's like a field day, 166 00:07:34,568 --> 00:07:36,236 - 8:00 in the morning to 10:00 at night... 167 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:40,240 spend the whole day with kids with all kinds of problems... 168 00:07:40,323 --> 00:07:41,449 Physical problems, mental problems, 169 00:07:41,491 --> 00:07:45,287 learning problems. It's kind of like a workshop. 170 00:07:45,370 --> 00:07:47,497 It's also a field day kind of stuff... 171 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:50,000 - three-legged race, sack race kind of thing. - Oh, three-legged race? 172 00:07:50,063 --> 00:07:52,002 - Yeah yeah yeah. Hard-boiled egg in a spoon. - Oh, what's... 173 00:07:52,085 --> 00:07:53,587 - That is... huh? - Nothing more fun than that. 174 00:07:53,712 --> 00:07:55,463 - Running with that thing? - And you know what's great about it? 175 00:07:55,505 --> 00:07:58,174 It's comical, but it's all with the love, you know? 176 00:07:58,258 --> 00:08:00,343 It's like a great big hug all day long, 177 00:08:00,468 --> 00:08:02,220 and we'd love to have you there. 178 00:08:02,304 --> 00:08:03,638 - I... I... - It's this Saturday. 179 00:08:03,972 --> 00:08:05,348 - Saturday? - Yeah. 180 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:10,228 Sa... oh, you know what? 181 00:08:10,645 --> 00:08:13,023 - I can't make it. - How come? 182 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,235 I... I'm going out of town on Saturday. 183 00:08:17,402 --> 00:08:18,320 Oh, that's too bad. Where you going? 184 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:21,239 - I'm going to New York. - You're going to New York? 185 00:08:21,364 --> 00:08:22,324 - Yes. - Everybody's going to New York. 186 00:08:22,407 --> 00:08:24,075 - Yeah, I know. It's crazy. - We'll go right now. 187 00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:26,077 - Oh, that's too bad. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 188 00:08:26,119 --> 00:08:28,330 - You would've had such an amazing time. - Keegan's Club. 189 00:08:28,455 --> 00:08:29,748 Keegan's Club. I'll send you the literature. 190 00:08:29,873 --> 00:08:32,958 - I want to be in Keegan's club. Okay? - Okay, count on it. 191 00:08:33,052 --> 00:08:36,379 Maybe next year or the next time we have an event, 192 00:08:36,546 --> 00:08:38,048 I'll get in touch with you, okay? 193 00:08:38,298 --> 00:08:39,492 Sorry you can't make it this time. 194 00:08:39,517 --> 00:08:41,593 - Again, really really sorry. - Okay. 195 00:08:41,718 --> 00:08:43,303 We'll Miss you this year, but next year we won't. 196 00:08:43,386 --> 00:08:44,971 - Okay, all right. - Okay. Good to see you. 197 00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:46,514 - See you... see you, Tessler. - All right. 198 00:08:49,976 --> 00:08:50,894 Hello. 199 00:08:50,919 --> 00:08:52,771 Hey, Richie, I'm on my way to the vet's. 200 00:08:52,896 --> 00:08:54,105 I'm gonna meet Jeff for lunch. 201 00:08:54,146 --> 00:08:56,441 - Why are you going to the vet's? - Oscar's really sick? 202 00:08:56,566 --> 00:08:57,692 You should just let him take care of it. 203 00:08:57,776 --> 00:08:59,110 What are you, Dr. Dolittle? 204 00:08:59,194 --> 00:09:00,962 Anyway, do you want to go to lunch with us? 205 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:02,322 No, I can't. I'm going to the doctor's. 206 00:09:02,447 --> 00:09:04,866 Well, then what about Friday? We'll have lunch on Friday. 207 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,927 I'll meet you at that place on Wilshire and 24th. 208 00:09:06,987 --> 00:09:09,537 - I like that joint. - Okay, I'll see you Friday, 1:00. 209 00:09:09,663 --> 00:09:11,206 All right, see you. 210 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,759 - Jeff: Hey. - Hey. 211 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,553 - How's Oscar? - Not good. 212 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:26,930 Waiting for the word from the doctor. 213 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:28,974 - Okay, want to get some lunch? - Starving. 214 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,308 - Me too. - Where do you want to go? 215 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:31,559 I don't know. I'll eat anything. 216 00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:33,395 There's a great Mexican place right down the road. 217 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,313 - Yeah, not... I don't know. - You don't want Mexican? 218 00:09:35,397 --> 00:09:38,108 - Not Mexican, no. - Sushi. Sushi's fantastic. Nice and light. 219 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:41,319 I'm reading all this Mercury stuff. I'm scared to get Sushi. 220 00:09:41,403 --> 00:09:43,947 - I can't eat Sushi. - How about some Italian? Wanna get some pasta? 221 00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:45,365 I don't like to have hot food for lunch. 222 00:09:45,532 --> 00:09:46,992 What about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 223 00:09:47,075 --> 00:09:48,493 I don't want bread. I don't want to have bread. 224 00:09:48,535 --> 00:09:50,245 Like a plate with... Peanut butter and jelly 225 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,205 just on a plate with a fork? 226 00:09:54,165 --> 00:09:55,875 What are you getting so stressed out about this for? 227 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:58,336 - I can't decide. - It's lunch! 228 00:09:58,420 --> 00:09:59,838 Let's go to Gjelina. 229 00:09:59,879 --> 00:10:02,257 I'll get that spinach salad with some soup. 230 00:10:02,465 --> 00:10:03,925 - That's good. - Fantastic. 231 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:08,214 - You know what? I don't think I want that salad. - All right. 232 00:10:08,238 --> 00:10:09,432 - Let's eat at another place. - Jeff? 233 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,330 - Jeff: Hi. - Not good. 234 00:10:11,474 --> 00:10:13,018 - No? - It's not good. 235 00:10:13,601 --> 00:10:16,479 The tests came back positive for leptospirosis. 236 00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:19,190 I was just telling Susie we're gonna have to put Oscar down. 237 00:10:19,274 --> 00:10:21,484 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Sorry, you guys. 238 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:24,029 - So... - He was such a good dog, you know? 239 00:10:24,112 --> 00:10:26,086 - Yeah, he was a great dog. A great dog. - He had such a good life. 240 00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:28,450 - I know, I know, I know, I know. - Let me ask you a question. 241 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:29,868 Did you notice, by any chance, 242 00:10:29,951 --> 00:10:32,912 if your wife was upset last night when you got home? 243 00:10:32,996 --> 00:10:35,457 - No, not that I... not that I noticed. - We have things to discuss. 244 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,668 - Did she mention my name? - No, it did not come up last night. 245 00:10:39,085 --> 00:10:40,795 So, doctor, what's the process? 246 00:10:40,837 --> 00:10:42,856 - He's not gonna feel pain? - He's not gonna feel anything. 247 00:10:42,856 --> 00:10:45,175 We will make him and you as comfortable as possible. 248 00:10:45,258 --> 00:10:47,280 - Okay? - Is she the type of woman 249 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,472 who would confide in you if she was upset? 250 00:10:50,597 --> 00:10:52,015 We're still talking about my wife right now? 251 00:10:52,057 --> 00:10:53,892 - Yeah, you got that kind of a relationship? - Yes, we do. 252 00:10:53,975 --> 00:10:55,935 Like a married relationship? We do have that kind... 253 00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:57,228 Yeah. You discuss things like that? 254 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,813 - We do. - A lot of married couples don't do that. 255 00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:00,356 She doesn't care about you! 256 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,067 You're not the center of the universe! 257 00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:05,695 Right now Oscar is! He's gonna die any minute now, okay? 258 00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:07,655 I was just curious, though, as you would be too 259 00:11:07,739 --> 00:11:10,450 if you thought somebody was annoyed, but you didn't really know. 260 00:11:10,867 --> 00:11:11,868 You know what I mean? 261 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,079 I'm just... I'm just curious, that's all. 262 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:15,997 - Why don't you guys do me a favor, all right? - Yeah. 263 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:17,999 I'm just thinking, wouldn't it be nice 264 00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:19,334 for him to have a last meal? 265 00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:21,211 Oh, absolutely. I encourage it. 266 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,797 - So the dog could have a big chocolate bar? - Dogs have last meals? 267 00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:26,007 - He loves Pinkberry. - If he loves Pinkberry, 268 00:11:26,049 --> 00:11:27,342 - then that's what he should have. - Coconut. 269 00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:28,885 Can you go get it, Jeff? Okay? 270 00:11:28,927 --> 00:11:31,096 - We're going out to lunch now. - You're not going to lunch. 271 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,891 You're not going to lunch. You're going to Pinkberry and you're coming back. 272 00:11:34,974 --> 00:11:36,601 But neither of us have eaten since breakfast. 273 00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:37,811 I don't really give a shit about you. 274 00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:39,896 I care about Oscar right now, okay? 275 00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:42,398 He's in pain. He's gonna die soon. 276 00:11:42,565 --> 00:11:43,775 He needs his last meal. 277 00:11:43,858 --> 00:11:46,111 - Pinkberry, right back. - No lunch. Who the fuck needs a lunch? 278 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:48,116 - Susie: Exactly. I don't want to prolong this. - Not me. Come on. 279 00:11:48,148 --> 00:11:50,240 - Pinkberry, come on. - You drive a red Volvo? 280 00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:51,950 Don't drive a red Volvo. 281 00:11:52,075 --> 00:11:54,244 - You sure? - I drive a black Lexus. 282 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:57,247 Ah. Wow. That's some car. 283 00:11:57,372 --> 00:11:59,999 - You do pretty well, don't you? - Thank you, Larry. I'm a doctor. 284 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,807 - You make as much as a regular doctor? - Get me the fucking Pinkberry! 285 00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:05,672 - Just curious. Okay. - Just go! Hurry up! 286 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,580 - Time is of the essence! God. - Come on. 287 00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:23,439 Excuse me, are you happy with that park? 288 00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:27,152 - Yeah, what's wrong with that? - You're way outside the line. 289 00:12:27,235 --> 00:12:29,904 - You're taking up two spaces. - I'm like an inch over the line. 290 00:12:29,946 --> 00:12:31,239 No, you're a foot over the line. 291 00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:32,490 You're taking up two spaces, 292 00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:35,368 the next car is also gonna be taking up two spaces 293 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,204 then you're gonna leave and then that car is gonna get blamed. 294 00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:40,665 This is chaos. Society can't function like this. 295 00:12:40,707 --> 00:12:42,417 - What? - You have to be in the lines, 296 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,377 - the way it's supposed to be. - Hey, here's an idea. 297 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,087 Why don't you mind your own business? 298 00:12:46,212 --> 00:12:48,047 Well, I suppose that's an idea, 299 00:12:48,131 --> 00:12:50,008 - not a very good one though. - Yeah. Oh no? 300 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,885 Just say, "you know what? I'll do better next time." 301 00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:54,387 - I did fine. I did fine. - No, that's not fine. 302 00:12:54,429 --> 00:12:55,597 - I don't need to do better. - You didn't do fine. 303 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,690 - You need to do better. You need to do better. - No, I did fine. 304 00:12:57,715 --> 00:13:00,310 - That's just shoddy. - I really give a shit 305 00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:02,228 what you think of my parking job, okay, pal? 306 00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:04,814 It's not an open field. It's not a farm, okay? 307 00:13:04,856 --> 00:13:07,826 - Just... just park your car between the lines. - A farm? 308 00:13:07,865 --> 00:13:10,528 It's not that hard! Look, just pull in between the lines. 309 00:13:10,653 --> 00:13:12,822 Why don't you stay between the lines 310 00:13:13,031 --> 00:13:14,949 of your own goddamn business, huh? 311 00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,744 Why don't you stay confined within the lines 312 00:13:18,036 --> 00:13:21,497 of not being an asshole? 'Cause you're way over that line. 313 00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,708 - All right? - The only person who's the asshole here 314 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,835 - is the pig parker. - A pig parker? 315 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,004 - Yes. - So you're calling me a pig? 316 00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:30,465 - A pig parker. - Hey, you know what? 317 00:13:30,632 --> 00:13:32,592 - Have a real nice day. - Okay, I will. 318 00:13:32,717 --> 00:13:34,753 I'm sure you will too, at everyone else's expense. 319 00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:38,950 - Yeah. Yeah, I will. I will. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 320 00:13:46,814 --> 00:13:49,025 - Hey. - Hey. What's going on? 321 00:13:49,234 --> 00:13:51,611 - Tessler's out there. - You're supposed to be in New York. 322 00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:52,904 - Did he see you? - No. 323 00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:55,782 Yo. What are you doing? 324 00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:58,493 Nothing. Talking to my friend. 325 00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:01,454 I know what he's doing. He's about to do a chat and cut. 326 00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:03,122 - It's a total chat and cut. - Jeff: No no no no no no. 327 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,750 No no no. No, I know it looks like a chat... 328 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,377 Yeah, 'cause you were chatting with your friend 329 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,128 - and then you cut the line. - Are you guys even friends? 330 00:14:09,212 --> 00:14:11,381 Please please, don't insult me, okay? 331 00:14:11,422 --> 00:14:13,883 I invented the chat and cut. This is amateur hour. 332 00:14:14,008 --> 00:14:16,427 - If I was gonna do it, you wouldn't even notice. - You just did it. 333 00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:18,429 - Just get to the back of line, dude. - You've gotta get back. 334 00:14:18,471 --> 00:14:19,931 - It's not fair. - It's not a chat and cut! 335 00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:21,891 - It's a chat and cut. - No, it's not a chat and cut! 336 00:14:22,016 --> 00:14:23,351 What are you doing? 337 00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:24,936 All right! Okay! I'm going! 338 00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:27,397 - Just go. Unbelievable. - It's not fair. 339 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,485 - Larry. How you doing? - Hey! 340 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,404 - I thought you were in New York. - Just got back... 341 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:38,491 - Oh oh oh. Okay. - This morning. 342 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,952 Well, good to see you. Yeah. 343 00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:43,371 How'd the, uh... The kogel, uh... 344 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,286 - Oh, Keegan's Club. - Keegan's Club, yeah. 345 00:14:45,286 --> 00:14:47,903 They had to postpone it. Bedbug infestation on the nap mats. 346 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,461 - Oh my god. Bedbugs? - Part of the event is this big, 347 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:53,548 middle of the day nap... all the kids. It's beautiful. A beautiful thing. 348 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,300 - Uh-huh. - A kind of pastoral feel to it. 349 00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,511 - Oh. Wow. - Bedbugs. Just devastating. Had to burn everything. 350 00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:00,638 - So we postponed the event. - That's terrible. 351 00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:03,224 Yeah. The good news is you're gonna be around for it though. 352 00:15:03,891 --> 00:15:06,311 - It's gonna be great. - When-when... 353 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,646 - when are you thinking about doing it? - Not really sure. 354 00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:10,857 It's gonna be sometime... Hopefully within the month, 355 00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:14,567 probably more likely six to eight weeks. Yeah. 356 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,446 Jesus, I can't believe it. 357 00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:19,157 I gotta go back... I'm going back to New York. 358 00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:21,242 - You're going back to New York? - I'm going back, yeah, 359 00:15:21,326 --> 00:15:23,703 for like... what-what... What did you say it was? 360 00:15:23,828 --> 00:15:26,205 Six weeks on our end, approximately. 361 00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:29,434 - You're gonna be gone for all that time? - I'll be gone for al... 362 00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:31,836 - Almost three months. Yeah. - Wow. What are you doing? 363 00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:36,743 - Umm, Jerry and I are working on a new... - Oh. Oh, excellent. 364 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:40,696 - A new show. - Yeah? Oh great. Great. 365 00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:43,931 - Excellent. - You know, don't... don't talk about that. 366 00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:45,600 With anybody. Even if you see Jerry... 367 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,935 - Yeah. No. - Don't mention it, 'cause he wouldn't want me 368 00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:49,645 - discussing it. - Okay. Okay. Hush hush. 369 00:15:49,771 --> 00:15:52,106 He would... he would deny it if you actually said something to him. 370 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:54,692 I'm the world's fastest prep as a director. You know that. 371 00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:57,737 - I know that about you. - I once did a "Silver Spoons" on 48 hours. 372 00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,739 - Is that so? Jesus. - Yeah, got me in there. 373 00:15:59,781 --> 00:16:02,241 - Tessler, you're something. You're a talented guy. - Yeah. Oh thanks. 374 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:05,206 - Thank you. I appreciate it. Pass it on. - Yeah. Yeah. I will. 375 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:06,979 Well, listen, I'm sorry you're gonna miss it again, 376 00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:08,706 but, you know, you look at these kids 377 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,500 and you just feel so complete, 378 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,336 - if only by comparison. - Yeah, I know. I wanna do it. 379 00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:16,881 I wanna do it. I don't even wanna do it for them. I wanna do it for me. 380 00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:20,218 - Good to see you. - Great to see you, and my best to all the kids. 381 00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:23,833 - Okay, I'll pass it along. All right. Be well. - Yeah. Okay. 382 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,143 Larry: I should've gotten some yogurt there. 383 00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:30,728 - You should've. - I'm very starving. 384 00:16:30,937 --> 00:16:33,106 I'm starving too. Why do we listen to her? 385 00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,652 - Mind if I take a bite of this? - I do mind. 386 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,362 - That's for Oscar. - Come on, one bite. 387 00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:40,947 - No. - Let me take one bite. 388 00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:43,366 What the... come on, I've got low blood sugar. 389 00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:45,201 One bite but make it small. 390 00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:47,245 Small small small. 391 00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:51,457 - Oh! - Good, huh? 392 00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:54,710 - That is really good. - Is there another spoon in the bag? 393 00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:56,963 Let me have... Give it here for a second. 394 00:16:57,338 --> 00:16:58,933 Let me have a taste. 395 00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:03,469 Ah! It's good. 396 00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:04,679 - Isn't that good? - Yup. 397 00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:06,431 - By the way... - Mmm? 398 00:17:07,056 --> 00:17:09,350 Your taste was about twice as big as mine. 399 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:11,018 - What are you talking about? It was a small taste. - No, it was about... 400 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,728 No, it was about as twice as big as mine. 401 00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:15,148 - Just stop it. No no. - I'm evening it out, that's all. 402 00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,525 - Evening it out? What are you talking about? - Yeah, I just evened it out. 403 00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:20,194 No, now you've gotten two and I've gotten one. 404 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:23,948 - That's bullshit. - No, my two bites were the same as your one. 405 00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:26,659 Oh, right. Okay. I can't even see what you're eating. 406 00:17:26,742 --> 00:17:28,911 Look at that! Look at the size of those bites you took! 407 00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:31,414 Are you serious? Come on, that's not fair. 408 00:17:31,497 --> 00:17:32,832 - Stop it. No, we're even. - Really? 409 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,375 - You're done. - No, bullshit. 410 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,127 You're... bullshit, you're done. It's for Os... 411 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,545 - No way, man. - You're done! 412 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:40,089 One more. Last one, okay? We'll have one more. 413 00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,133 - This is it. Okay, one more. - Okay, one... one each more. 414 00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:45,720 One each more, okay? Thank you. 415 00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,145 - You just took two bites! - Bullshit. 416 00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:55,813 - What do you mean, bullshit? - I'm driving! Stop! 417 00:17:55,997 --> 00:17:58,191 All right. Okay. All right, you want to be a dick, be a dick. 418 00:17:58,316 --> 00:17:59,525 Okay, you want to be a dick... 419 00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:02,111 Be a fucking dick! Okay?! 420 00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:03,571 What are you doing? 421 00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:12,477 Oh, hey, Vance. 422 00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:18,669 I... I don't know what the hell you're trying to say. 423 00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:20,796 Will you just talk, please? 424 00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:24,300 Pinkberry. 425 00:18:28,012 --> 00:18:30,181 - I-I-I-I... just go. - I know. 426 00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:31,641 - I'll see you later. Bye. - Bye. 427 00:18:32,225 --> 00:18:33,559 Larry: See you, Vance. 428 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:40,691 Jesus, you've got some stuff on your face. 429 00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:42,193 Get that off. 430 00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:49,534 - Jeff? - Yeah? 431 00:18:49,784 --> 00:18:52,370 - Did you get it? - Nope. Closed. 432 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:54,330 - They were closed? - They were closed. 433 00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:56,290 They're never closed. They're open till, like, midnight. 434 00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:58,251 - We go after the movies all the time. - They... I'm telling ya... 435 00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:00,503 - Larry: Korean holiday. - A Korean holiday? 436 00:19:00,628 --> 00:19:04,048 - Tet. Tet. - Oh, it had to be today of all days. 437 00:19:04,173 --> 00:19:06,342 - Yeah, today is tet. It's tet. - Tet day. 438 00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,386 You know, Koreans own Pinkberry. 439 00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:10,680 Wasn't there another one? So all of them would be closed? 440 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:14,350 - All of them are closed. - Oh god damn, he can't have his last meal. 441 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,394 He loves the Pinkberry so much. 442 00:19:16,519 --> 00:19:18,062 - Yeah. - It's very interesting, though, 443 00:19:18,145 --> 00:19:21,274 that he would choose Pinkberry as a last meal. 444 00:19:21,399 --> 00:19:23,651 - He loves it. - I wonder if that'll catch on in prisons, 445 00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:25,361 you know, when they're about to be electrocuted. 446 00:19:25,486 --> 00:19:28,155 - Pinkberry makes no sense. - Well, why? 447 00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:30,533 The Pinkberry'll melt. It'll never get there in time. 448 00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:32,827 - Why not? - There's no Pinkberrys near prisons. 449 00:19:32,952 --> 00:19:35,079 What, have you visited every prison in the United States? 450 00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:36,914 I can make an assumption on this one 451 00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:38,874 - that there's not a lot of Pinkberrys near prisons. - There's plenty of Pinkberrys. 452 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,127 I'll bet you there's a couple of decent ones near a prison. 453 00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:44,213 - No way. - Oh god. Well, we have to go take care of this now. 454 00:19:44,297 --> 00:19:46,465 - Let me just throw this out. - What? No. No. 455 00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:48,671 - Uh, I'll take that. I'll take that. - What is it? 456 00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:50,428 No, it's gross. It's full of my snot. 457 00:19:50,553 --> 00:19:52,597 - Suz, just give it. - Let me just throw it out. 458 00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:54,807 No no, just go... Put the tissue in my hand. 459 00:19:54,974 --> 00:19:56,684 You know what? You've gone through enough today 460 00:19:56,809 --> 00:19:58,477 you don't need to be looking at garbage. 461 00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:00,396 - Right. I'm very sensitive. - Yeah yeah, I know. 462 00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:02,815 Susie: All right. Let's go take care of this now. 463 00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:05,443 Oh god. I don't want to do this. 464 00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:19,874 Hey, Lewis, where the hell are you? 465 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:21,292 I'm sitting here like an idiot for 20 minutes. 466 00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:24,670 I thought we were supposed to have lunch. Give me a call. 467 00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:28,966 Susie: He was just beloved by the whole neighborhood. 468 00:20:29,091 --> 00:20:30,676 - You all know... I mean these kids... 469 00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:33,387 I'm just so glad you were all here to share it. 470 00:20:33,471 --> 00:20:35,139 Larry: Where were you? I waited half an hour. 471 00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:37,183 You didn't confirm. There's no way I'm gonna go there. 472 00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:39,852 I didn't confirm? We had... we had a plan. 473 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,896 The plan is the confirmation. 474 00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,815 I don't have to go to... I don't have to make another plan. 475 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,985 The plan is a plan. A confirmation is a guarantee 476 00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:50,946 - you're gonna show up! - Okay, Sunday, same time, same place. 477 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:52,698 Well, I'll need a confirmation. 478 00:20:52,823 --> 00:20:54,200 You're not getting a confirmation! 479 00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:56,535 - I have to have a confirmation. - This is the confirmation right now. 480 00:20:56,619 --> 00:20:59,246 - This is a plan. - You're like some kind of government bureaucracy. 481 00:20:59,372 --> 00:21:01,374 You've got the plan. You've got the confirmation. You've got a subcommittee. 482 00:21:01,457 --> 00:21:03,834 - I've got to go through all these levels. - I'm not the kremlin! 483 00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:07,588 I'm just a human being who needs to be assured that if I'm gonna take a shower, 484 00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:10,174 get my clothes on and drive to a fucking restaurant, 485 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:12,468 - you're gonna show up. - I am assuring you right now. 486 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:14,470 - Yeah? - Yeah, there's no confirmation. 487 00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:15,930 - Fine. - Show up. 488 00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:19,225 - Fine, I'll show up... - Okay. 489 00:21:19,308 --> 00:21:21,185 But you'll really be in deep shit if you don't. 490 00:21:21,352 --> 00:21:22,895 Do you believe this crap? Look at this. 491 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,563 Richard: I can't ta... I've gotta get out. 492 00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:26,232 - This is giving me the creeps. - Larry: This is crazy. I know. 493 00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:27,817 A Shiva call for a dog? 494 00:21:27,983 --> 00:21:29,318 Have you ever heard of anything like that? 495 00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:31,278 I only met him once and he nipped at me. 496 00:21:31,696 --> 00:21:33,322 I shouldn't even be here. I didn't even like the dog. 497 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,196 Hey, this is... This is... I can't... 498 00:21:35,221 --> 00:21:37,243 - it's like a "Twilight Zone"... - hey. Hey, Vance. 499 00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:40,746 Hi. Hi. This is my friend Richard. This is Vance. 500 00:21:42,415 --> 00:21:44,125 Oh, thanks a lot. 501 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,837 What the fuck is that? Is he like a mime or some shit? 502 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,716 - He's taken... - What's wrong with him? 503 00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:53,759 He's taken a vow of silence, 504 00:21:53,884 --> 00:21:56,512 - yet he mouths. - Like a ventriloquist without a puppet. 505 00:21:56,637 --> 00:21:59,056 He should have at least a puppet in the car 506 00:21:59,223 --> 00:22:01,684 - for practice when he goes out. - I agree with you. 507 00:22:01,809 --> 00:22:05,062 And I can't help feeling, Vance, that I failed him. 508 00:22:05,146 --> 00:22:07,982 And you're a spiritual person. You understand this. 509 00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:11,026 - You didn't fail him. - At the vet's I wanted to give him his last meal. 510 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:15,614 He loved Pinkberry and Larry and Jeff went to get it 511 00:22:15,698 --> 00:22:17,032 and it was closed. 512 00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:19,702 And I feel such a sense of guilt. 513 00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:23,247 We tried to make his life the best possible life... 514 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:29,211 Pinkberry. 515 00:22:35,506 --> 00:22:37,636 Mmm! 516 00:22:38,554 --> 00:22:41,724 Susie: The whole neighborhood loved him, didn't they, Jeff? 517 00:22:42,224 --> 00:22:45,186 - What? What? The... the hose? - I feel so horrible, Vance. 518 00:22:45,352 --> 00:22:47,188 There's a hose? I don't have a hose. 519 00:22:47,313 --> 00:22:48,981 - Susie: Jeff and Larry went... - Jeff: Larry, I don't have a hose. 520 00:22:49,064 --> 00:22:50,983 - Yes, they went to get the Pinkberry. - Did you bring a hose? 521 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,777 - No. Why... why would I bring a hose? - Are you hungry? 522 00:22:52,943 --> 00:22:55,529 - Are you hungry? - Oh, I think he's saying he wants some pizza. 523 00:22:55,613 --> 00:22:58,949 Pizza. Who has pizza at sitting... a Shiva? 524 00:22:59,033 --> 00:23:00,814 - No, wait a minute. - Larry: You should have some pizza here. 525 00:23:00,854 --> 00:23:02,286 What do you mean you went on a helicopter ride? 526 00:23:02,411 --> 00:23:05,206 Why would you tell us now about your helicopter ride? 527 00:23:05,331 --> 00:23:07,249 - Larry: That is ridiculous. - What's it like up there? You couldn't breath? 528 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,626 - Larry: Huh? - Jeff: Wait. Hold on a second here. 529 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,128 What you need is Oscar's bowl on display. 530 00:23:11,212 --> 00:23:12,755 - People would like to see that. - Oh, okay. 531 00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:14,131 - Let's go in the garage. - Yeah, Oscar's bowl. 532 00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:16,217 - Larry, show him where the food is. - Huh? Okay. 533 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:18,677 You what? 534 00:23:19,987 --> 00:23:22,556 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna tell on me? 535 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,724 Is that what you're gonna do? 536 00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,602 Oh, I see. So let me get this straight. 537 00:23:27,061 --> 00:23:28,979 You're going to tattle, is that it? 538 00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:31,774 Well, you know what? Let me tell you something, Vance. 539 00:23:31,857 --> 00:23:35,778 There's a lot of bad karma attached to tattling. Are you aware of that? 540 00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:40,032 I wonder what your spiritual advisor would say about that. 541 00:23:40,491 --> 00:23:42,159 Huh? Leave him out of that? 542 00:23:42,284 --> 00:23:44,161 Yeah? No, I don't want to leave him out of it, 543 00:23:44,245 --> 00:23:47,915 because nobody likes a tattletale. 544 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:51,335 Nobody. so go ahead and squeal 545 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:55,089 and you'll rot in hell. Okay? 546 00:23:55,673 --> 00:23:57,174 So what's it gonna be? 547 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:04,807 You won't say anything? Yeah, that's what I thought. 548 00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:15,860 There he is. 549 00:24:16,986 --> 00:24:18,279 You keep saying goodbye. 550 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,739 - Hey. - I thought you were going to New York. 551 00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:23,951 - I thought you were on your way. - Yeah, I was supposed to 552 00:24:24,076 --> 00:24:27,830 and then the trip got delayed again. 553 00:24:27,955 --> 00:24:30,457 I'm not surprised. I ran into Vance and he told me. 554 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,793 Boy, for a guy that can't talk, he has a pretty big mouth, doesn't he? 555 00:24:32,877 --> 00:24:34,795 Yeah, well, he just mentioned you were still here. 556 00:24:34,879 --> 00:24:37,548 - Oh, did he? Yeah? - Listen, if you're in town now, 557 00:24:37,673 --> 00:24:40,634 please do the event, 'cause it just got moved up to Friday. 558 00:24:40,926 --> 00:24:42,052 - It's Friday? - It's this Friday. 559 00:24:42,136 --> 00:24:43,762 - Aw, shit. - It's frid... 560 00:24:43,929 --> 00:24:46,098 I wish I could. I wish I could, 561 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,809 I'm actually going back tomorrow. 562 00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:50,311 - You're going back to New York? - Yeah. 563 00:24:50,394 --> 00:24:51,937 - For how long? - Two, three months. 564 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:54,273 A lot of it depends on Jerry's schedule, which is crazy. 565 00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:57,192 And by the way, don't... Like I told you earlier, 566 00:24:57,568 --> 00:24:59,028 don't... don't mention this to anybody. 567 00:24:59,111 --> 00:25:00,487 You know what? Your business is your business. 568 00:25:00,613 --> 00:25:02,364 - Look, where are you staying? - In New York? 569 00:25:02,489 --> 00:25:05,200 - Where are you gonna stay in New York? Yeah. - Yeah, a-a-a hotel, 570 00:25:05,284 --> 00:25:07,578 - the Hotel... Krendle. - Better. Better. Better. 571 00:25:07,745 --> 00:25:10,164 - You know Renny Harlin? Director? - Oh sure, the director. 572 00:25:10,289 --> 00:25:11,749 - Used to be married to Geena Davis. - Yeah. 573 00:25:11,832 --> 00:25:14,293 I was originally gonna spend this next couple of months 574 00:25:14,418 --> 00:25:16,253 in New York doing this off-Broadway thing, 575 00:25:16,378 --> 00:25:19,173 but then I got "Pandemonium." We're shooting it right across the street. 576 00:25:19,298 --> 00:25:21,091 - Right across the street, yeah. - Yeah, it's based on the Hudson brothers' movie. 577 00:25:21,175 --> 00:25:23,135 - Right. - But Renny said... look, 578 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,721 if you need a place in New York, it's on 66th and Broadway. 579 00:25:25,804 --> 00:25:28,766 Beautiful place. Why don't I just let you have the place? 580 00:25:28,891 --> 00:25:31,268 He offered it to me. I had to say no. 581 00:25:31,352 --> 00:25:33,187 Well, he would just wanna give me his apartment? 582 00:25:33,312 --> 00:25:35,397 It's sitting empty. He's gonna be in Malta for the next six months. 583 00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:37,066 But why would he offer it to me? I don't feel right about that. 584 00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:41,028 You need a place to stay, Larry, and you are going to New York, aren't you? 585 00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:43,322 Okay, so if you're going tomorrow, 586 00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:44,782 if I came back here next week 587 00:25:44,865 --> 00:25:46,450 and there's somebody that looks like you sitting in that chair, 588 00:25:46,575 --> 00:25:48,953 - it's not you. - I'm not gonna be in this chair, no. 589 00:25:48,994 --> 00:25:51,664 No no. If I drive by your house, I'm not gonna see you out there. 590 00:25:51,789 --> 00:25:53,770 - I won't see you on the front lawn. - No, you won't see me. No. 591 00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:56,460 - I'm gonna give Renny a shout right now, set you up. - Okay. Okay. 592 00:25:56,502 --> 00:25:58,837 - 'Cause you are going to New York. - I'm going tomorrow. 593 00:25:58,963 --> 00:26:02,132 Three months, right? Okay, I'll tell him three months minimum. 594 00:26:02,216 --> 00:26:04,885 He's gonna be happy to help you out. Good to see you, Larry. 595 00:26:09,932 --> 00:26:11,934 Susie: I know. It was yummy, wasn't it? 596 00:26:12,434 --> 00:26:13,936 No, the food here is incredible. 597 00:26:14,061 --> 00:26:15,688 Hey, Vance, what did you think of dinner? 598 00:26:16,689 --> 00:26:19,358 - Yeah, I... I don't know what you're saying. - Yeah. 599 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,651 - I have no idea. - Do you know what? This is gonna be 600 00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:22,987 the last time we see him. Three months, we're gonna be in New York. 601 00:26:23,112 --> 00:26:24,738 - I'm gonna miss you so much. - Hello. 602 00:26:24,863 --> 00:26:25,823 Hey, what are you doing? 603 00:26:26,031 --> 00:26:28,367 I just had dinner with Susie and Vance. 604 00:26:28,492 --> 00:26:31,578 - Where are you? - Divino's, but we're gonna go someplace else for dessert. 605 00:26:31,704 --> 00:26:33,789 Oh, I'm two minutes away. Wait there. I'll join you. 606 00:26:33,914 --> 00:26:35,749 I have something to tell you. You're not gonna believe what's happened. 607 00:26:35,874 --> 00:26:37,668 Great great great, I'll see you in a couple of minutes. 608 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:38,997 - All right, see you soon. - Bye. 609 00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:41,171 - What? He's coming over here? - Larry's coming over. 610 00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:42,631 Okay, you gonna come with us? 611 00:26:43,424 --> 00:26:44,591 All right. 612 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:47,761 - All right, we'll text, we'll email. - Take care, Vance. 613 00:26:48,804 --> 00:26:50,139 Can't call him. We can't call him. 614 00:26:50,264 --> 00:26:52,099 I understood that. He said bye. 615 00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,690 The red Volvo? 616 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:01,358 Again. 617 00:27:02,026 --> 00:27:03,068 Jesus. 618 00:27:03,318 --> 00:27:04,862 What an asshole. 619 00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:23,130 - What do you think? Hey, Lar. - I don't know. What do you think? 620 00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:25,257 I don't know. I was thinking Pinkberry. You wanna go to Pinkberry? 621 00:27:25,424 --> 00:27:28,177 You know what? I've never had Pinkberry. 622 00:27:28,302 --> 00:27:29,595 Oh man, you've got to get out more. 623 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,347 - Jeff loves it, don't you? - Not as much as I used to. 624 00:27:32,473 --> 00:27:33,724 - Really? - Yeah, I... 625 00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:34,725 Hey, Larry! 626 00:27:36,268 --> 00:27:37,561 I got your little note. 627 00:27:37,811 --> 00:27:39,438 Vance? Talking? 628 00:27:39,605 --> 00:27:41,273 Hey, Susie, guess what? 629 00:27:41,482 --> 00:27:43,776 Larry ate Oscar's Pinkberry! 630 00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:45,986 And Jeff was driving! 631 00:27:46,612 --> 00:27:47,863 Asshole! 632 00:27:49,156 --> 00:27:51,492 Oh boy, am I so glad 633 00:27:51,658 --> 00:27:54,620 we're going to New York for three months and not gonna see your face! 634 00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:56,580 Mmm. 54327

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