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[Johnny]
Jackass 4 is coming out.
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And I'm sending the fellas on a
special mission for Shark Week.
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Jackass meets Shark Week.
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[electric zapping]
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Ow! [bleep]
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Things are gonna get
downright insane.
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[narrator speaking]
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[Johnny] Shark Week,
the Jackass guys.
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This really seemed like
a perfect marriage,
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of like-minded people
coming together.
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I told them,
no goofing around this time.
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And no silly costumes.
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We've got the veterans,
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Steve-O, and Chris Pontius,
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joined by two rookies,
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Jasper, and Poopies.
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Aw. That's four peaches
right there.
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And they're gonna donate
their bodies to science.
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They're a little excitable,
these boys.
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[laughs]
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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Shark Week, the Jackass
guys... What could go wrong?
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Aah!
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Oh, man, there's a shark!
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Holy [bleep].
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I mean, what could go right?
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[all cheering] Yeah!
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Woohoo! Yeah!
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I've done a lot of experiments in
my life. This one's the dumbest.
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Olé! Aah!
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Whoo!
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[gargles]
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, baby. Shark Week!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[laughing]
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Yeah.
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Okay, are we ready?
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Hey, fellas. How are you?
You made it.
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- Yeah, man.
- Knox!
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[Johnny] I'm sending
the fellas to shark school.
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[music playing]
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[growling]
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To show the "dos"
and mostly "don'ts"
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of what to do with sharks.
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Thought it would be good
to send two of the wild boys
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Steve-O and Pontius,
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and then two of the new guys,
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Poopies and Jasper.
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Yeah. For science.
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You met that handsome devil,
Craig.
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Craig, the sea fox? Oh, yeah.
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[laughing]
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I don't know what
I got myself into.
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My goal is to teach the guys
what to do,
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and what not to do
around sharks.
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Sharks are so misunderstood.
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So I wanna get these guys eye-level
with these particular animals...
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teach them to respect
these animals,
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and teach them why we
need sharks in the environment.
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Chris and I have been swimming
with sharks for so many years.
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Just a train wreck. Every time.
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[groaning]
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Over twenty years ago,
my journey began on MTV,
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with a little show
called Jackass.
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[Steve-O] The first time
I ever swam with a shark,
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I got bit.
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Steve-O got bit. Imagine that.
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A lot of people would say, "Hey, man.
Maybe I won't swim with sharks anymore."
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But not me. No way, Bub.
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That was just the start.
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Hey, can you scratch my back
right here?
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- Up, up.
- Yeah. Hard, hard, hard!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Cool, man. That was sweet.
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Aww.
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There's a shark in the water.
We better get the hell off this boat.
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I actually wanted to be a nature
show host, when I was a little kid.
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And so, getting to do
a special on Shark Week...
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is a dream come true.
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I heard that you believe
in mermaids.
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Yeah.
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I do, dude. I watched Little
Mermaid, like, my whole childhood.
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Like, legit?
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I mean... Yeah!
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We all got our thing.
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They're out there somewhere.
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Uh, they just don't like the
cameras. You know, they're shy.
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Sometimes you gotta put fear
behind you,
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and go straight forward
with science.
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It's sharks. You don't know
what they might do.
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But it's the best way
to get over your fears,
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know what I'm saying? Get right in
the water, and look 'em face to face,
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and grab 'em
by the [bleep] nuts.
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You could cut
that last part out.
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I've been looking up a lot
of videos on the internet,
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and I'm gonna send you one right
now, to check out. Here you go.
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When Knoxville finds stuff on
the internet, it's all bad news.
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Bad for you. Good for me.
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[laughing]
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[Johnny] Check out this yahoo,
and let me know what you think.
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[giggling]
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Ooh... Oh, my God.
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[laughing]
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How does he find these videos?
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[laughing]
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Hey, can we rewind that?
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[Craig] I mean, obviously I don't
need to say anything about that.
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It's pure stupidity.
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With this guy splashing around,
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sharks can sense that.
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The more erratic you behave
in the water,
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it makes the sharks
a lot more aggressive.
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Let's see what this next one is.
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Woah! [bleep]
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[man] This thing is huge.
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A massive shark coming in
right here. Big white shark.
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[bleep]
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[man]
Look at this thing! [bleep]
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Oh, my God.
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Aah!
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- He's tearing it up!
- Oh, my God.
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It's a bull in a china shop.
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Yeah, a bull in a china shop.
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Bright yellow. It went
for the thing
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that had the most contrast
in the water.
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Just don't splash around
and be a moron,
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and everything will go
nice and smooth.
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Going into the water not
looking flashy with these sharks,
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is gonna be a tall order.
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That's just not our style.
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I know. Just don't be erratic.
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I'm just going to follow my
instincts, and hope for the best.
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Aw, man. I can't wait.
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[Craig] All right, guys.
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Today, we're swimming
with bull sharks.
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Somebody's gotta learn
about 'em,
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and unfortunately,
it's gonna be you guys today.
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We all know Johnny Knoxville
has a love-hate relationship
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with bulls,
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and he's asked me to give
the guys a little lesson
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about bull sharks.
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You mean the experiences
with bulls I can remember?
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Sometimes I go nite-nite.
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[grunts]
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If you try to stop respecting
a bull,
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he will get his respect
very quickly, and swiftly.
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And continuously.
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I don't know much about bull
sharks, but, fingers crossed there.
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Are they called bull sharks because
they like to bump you and buck you?
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That's how they got
their nickname.
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[Craig] They're four hundred
to five hundred pounds,
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amped up
with a bunch of testosterone.
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They have this really
pugnacious and bold demeanor.
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When they get really hyped up,
they come right in,
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they charge you.
They bump you...
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before they come back around
and attack.
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If you act like prey,
they treat you like prey.
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And so, if you make a mistake...
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[all laughing]
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...and flail or splash around
like the idiot in that video,
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it could be the last mistake
you ever make.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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[Craig] Just like bulls,
bull sharks are colorblind.
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But both bulls and bull sharks
respond to contrast, and also movement.
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And that sparks the curiosity in these
bull sharks, and they come right in.
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What if you had a costume
that had, like, a bunch of yellow,
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and white, and black, and red?
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That's an absolute disaster
in the water. Yeah.
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[laughing]
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I am a trained,
professional matador.
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Never, and I mean never...
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swim with bull sharks, dressed
in this type of attire at home.
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It's just too dangerous.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna be completely honest
with you guys.
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I'm speechless
with this whole design.
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Just like the yellow bag
in the video,
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this yellow is going to attract these
bull sharks like you won't believe.
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This bright white shirt? Exactly
what you shouldn't be wearing,
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when you're in the water, with one of the
most dangerous predators on the planet.
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You know, I'd love to yack it
up with you guys all day long,
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but it's fashion week
out there on the open sea.
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And I'm ready to strut my
stuff with some bull sharks.
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Chris, don't just show them
contrast, show them pizazz.
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I am Chris Pontius, the matador.
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Olé! Aah!
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Crap. My mask.
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[laughing]
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[muffled] Olé!
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Chris! From here it looks like the best
fashion show this ocean's ever seen.
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[Jasper] Hopped on Google,
and I searched bull sharks.
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They said "don't wear shiny
things or anything yellow."
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What's so shiny over there?
Oh! It's Chris!
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[laughing]
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It's gonna get a little
dangerous out here.
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[Steve-O over radio]
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[Craig speaking]
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They're getting so close
to Pontius right now.
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[Poopies] [bleep], Chris.
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Holy [bleep]
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[Chris speaking]
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[excitedly]
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[intense music playing]
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[Craig continues]
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[Craig speaking]
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[Chris speaking]
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Holy [bleep]
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[Steve-O speaking]
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[gurgling]
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[Johnny] Coming upon Jackass Shark Week.
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-[man 1] Hold onto it.
-[Steve-O] Don't fall. Don't fall.
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[Johnny] Things are goingto get a little out of hand.
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[all] Yeah!
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- [engine whirring]
- [splashing]
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[gurgling]
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- [splashing]
- [Poopies] Oh, no!
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Poopies got bit.
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[man] Grasp her
when you're ready.
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Oh, [bleep].
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[Craig speaking]
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[underwater gurgling]
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[intense music playing]
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[Chris speaking]
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[Poopies] Yeah, Pontius.
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[Craig speaking]
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Uh-oh, here
it goes. Oh, look at.
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[Poopies speaking]
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[Steve-O speaking]
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Ole!
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[laughing]
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[Poopies] Yeah, Pontius!
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[Jasper] Bull fighting
to its finest.
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[exciting music playing]
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They were totally into me.
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They kept coming to me. I was
like, why are they coming to me?
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They liked you.
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Duh.
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Pontius, you
got some balls, bro.
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Good, crazy dive.
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[Craig] There was so muchgoing on with the matador suit
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that was attracting
the bull sharks.
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It was the contrast.
It was the really shiny parts.
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It was that cape
that was moving around.
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[man screaming]
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[Steve-O]
It was all the elements
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from the videos Knoxville sent
combined into one.
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[laughing]
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How'd it go, fellas?
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[Craig] I literally told these guys
what not to wear and how not to act
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and the second they get in the
water, they do everything wrong.
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I don't believe that.
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[all chuckling]
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Great job, fellas.
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Ooh, man. Hotter than
a St. Louis laundromat.
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I want some photos
of that. In pronto.
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[Johnny] Well, that sounds a little
irresponsible, but check out this video.
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[Craig] Oh, yeah, look at this.
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A couple people
trying to feed a shark.
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[man] Come on.
Spin around, fella.
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- [woman screaming]
- [man] Oh!
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- Whoa.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- [Steve-O] What happened there?
- [Craig] So, it looks like
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the shark took her hand,
as well. Not just the bait.
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[Johnny] Uh-huh. Yeah. And
sharks bite hard. Look at this.
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[Craig] So, thisis a sandbar shark.
268
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That's a good video right there to show
you that they're incredibly powerful fish.
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They have serious teeth and
they can do some serious damage.
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How do you go about
testing the shark bite?
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[Craig] I don't know
if that'd be a good idea.
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We're only here for bad ideas.
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- Oh, God damn it.
- [all laughing]
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Oh, yeah, look at that, man.
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We've got sharks
all over the place.
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Knoxville really wants us to measure
the impact force of a sandbar shark's bite.
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[woman screaming]
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And based on the videos
we just saw,
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I can't think of a worse idea
that he's ever had.
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So, what the hell
are we doing, Craig?
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So, this is called
the jaws of life experiment.
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[Craig] Sandbar sharks got their
name because they like to hang out
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in the murky and sandy
bottoms of the ocean.
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They're some of the biggest
coastal sharks in the world,
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growing up to six-feet in length
and weighing up to 150 pounds.
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But we don't know
their bite or impact force.
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They're a super understudied
species, and this gives us an opportunity
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to measure the impact force, which is
something that hasn't necessarily been done.
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Right here is the dynamometer
or a linear scale.
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And we're gonna attach a bunch
of tuna heads to it.
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And we wanna measure
the impact force of it.
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So we want the shark to come
in hit the bait, shake it's head
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And, Jasper, you have the job
of sitting on this tube
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and getting the measurement
for us.
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I love it. I love it. For safety
we got Jasper on this inner tube.
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[laughing]
297
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,800
There's so many big sharks
in the water right now.
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Oh, my God. Like, just
coming right on the surface.
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00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:18,440
[Johnny] Jasper's gonna put
his arse and Barry's on the line.
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00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:21,370
But I don't know if he's gonna
be able to keep them safe.
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As a producer,
I think it's a great idea.
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Not that I produced this.
303
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[laughs]
304
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It's not a calm shark,
they're hyper-aggressive.
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If it pulls on that bait,
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you could fall in the water and if
you fall in the water you splash around,
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you're done.
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I'm not nervous.
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[indistinct conversation]
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That's what I'm trying
to tell myself.
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[Steve-O] Jasper's a really
nice, successfully kid.
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I'm hoping epic music is
playing behind me right now.
313
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:01,750
Who just got mixed up with the wrong crowd
and now he's doing all this dumb stuff
314
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,550
[Craig] I failed a lot of
experiments in my life.
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[man] Yeah, Jasper.
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00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,390
This one's the dumbest.
317
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:11,990
The scientist said, this is the
dumbest thing he's ever done.
318
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,930
Good luck, Jasper.
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00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:20,430
[Craig] Just close your eyes,
it will be over soon.
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00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,770
This is not safe at all,
I would never do it,
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00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,010
so I'm happy he's in the tube
getting the measurements for us.
322
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,140
Is your ass in the water?
323
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,110
My ass is fully in the water.
324
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,180
[laughs]
325
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,020
Oh, no. What am I doing?
326
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,220
[Craig] So now we wait, guys.
327
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,960
Sharks a little bit
skittish, right?
328
00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:50,460
You put all those fresh bait, you expect
them to come in and eat but it takes a while.
329
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,130
Water's fine, though!
330
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,230
[all laughing]
331
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:03,640
[Craig] Oh, big shark coming
in. Right underneath you.
332
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,510
[Chris] Let's see if he bites
the scale.
333
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,280
[Jasper screaming]
334
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,180
[shouting]
335
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,690
Oh, my gosh.
336
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,860
[Craig] They got the scent
of it now, they'll bite soon.
337
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,520
[Jasper screaming]
338
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,390
[people shouting]
339
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,430
[all cheering]
340
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,300
[all cheering]
341
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,170
[Poopies] There he is!
He's down right there.
342
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,010
Oh, no, he's right there.
343
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,140
[all shouting and cheering]
344
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,680
[Jasper screaming]
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00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,890
[Craig] He's got the scent.
He's got the scent.
346
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,720
He bumped the raft with
his tail, what does that mean?
347
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,620
[Craig] They're targeting
this free food.
348
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,930
Free meal. Free calories.
349
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,660
Yeah, free proteins.
350
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,330
Free oils.
It's good for their skin.
351
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,370
[Steve-O] Get the reading,scientist.
352
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,540
[Craig] They're gonna start
feeding off each other's energy.
353
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,810
They're gonna keep coming now.
Another one's coming in.
354
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,410
Holy [bleep]
355
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,580
- All right. Here we go!
- [Jasper groaning]
356
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,280
[man] No way! No way!
357
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,520
Oh, my God.
358
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,360
They went under his butt.
359
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,590
[all laughing]
360
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,330
Scientifically speaking,
361
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,530
getting credit carded,
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00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,670
is when an object, I don't
know, maybe your bro's hand
363
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,970
goes right down
the cheeks in your bottom.
364
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,300
Right down
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00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:43,110
[Craig] Keep rein and bait him.
366
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,180
[laughing] There we go.
There we go. There we go.
367
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:49,350
[Craig] They're starting
to frenzy now.
368
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,190
[Craig] Six of them
around you right now.
369
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,030
They're circling him.
370
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,870
Oh, here he comes.
Here they come!
371
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:11,040
[Craig] As they get more aggressive,
their bites will get stronger too.
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00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,140
[man] Here we go.
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00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,250
- Oh, he's got it!
- [shouting]
374
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,450
Get him back.
375
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,410
[people shouting]
376
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,650
[man] Hold on to it.
Hold on to it.
377
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,220
[man 2] Don't fall. Don't fall.
378
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:28,350
This is total chaos.
379
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,360
[man shouting] Oh, he's got it.
380
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,410
[Steve-O] What'd he say?What was it?
381
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,570
[Craig] What was it?
382
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:50,180
It's about 90.
383
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,410
[all cheering]
384
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,350
Yeah! 90!
385
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:55,680
That was incredible!
386
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,520
We did see about
a 90 pound sandbar shark
387
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,450
hit with about 90 pounds
of force,
388
00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,790
which is a really
important finding.
389
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:05,730
It means their hitting with
the equivalence of their weight.
390
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,460
[Chris]
So a shark that weighs more
391
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:10,530
likely to have substantially
stronger impact force
392
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,830
which hopefully makes
it pretty clear
393
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,570
that hand-feeding sharks
like we saw on that video...
394
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,070
- [woman screaming]
- ...is a very bad idea.
395
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:21,110
I better see me my God damn science
card or whatever you get for sciences.
396
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,140
Yeah, Jasper!
397
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,550
So, how did it go?
398
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,080
[Jasper]
It was pretty gnarly, like...
399
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,150
I've never been that close to
sharks with just my butt out.
400
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:33,450
[indistinct shouting]
401
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:35,350
I got slapped around
a couple of times.
402
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,720
We're all scientists here
just doing what we do.
403
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,130
-Let's never do that again
-[all laughing]
404
00:21:42,530 --> 00:21:45,060
[Johnny] Well, I havesomething else for you.
405
00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:46,670
[Craig] Look at this.
406
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,670
Sharks swimming around
a bunch of surfers
407
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,600
[Jasper] I don't know
about that.
408
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,940
[Craig] That's about
a 12-foot great white.
409
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:53,710
[laughs]
410
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:54,870
This time I'm curious.
411
00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:57,740
Like, right here, the second
he paddles the shark turns.
412
00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:58,880
Oh, yeah!
413
00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:01,310
[Johnny] Weird it's notswimming straight for them.
414
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,620
Can sharks smell humans, Craig?
415
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:06,020
Like if they are not bleeding?
416
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,420
[Craig] It's a good question.
417
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,820
Sharks have an incredibly
good sense of smell,
418
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,560
but it's hard to say if they
can smell us.
419
00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:16,930
[Johnny] But you scientists
better figure it out.
420
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,360
Let's do it.
421
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,100
What the worse
that could happen?
422
00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:35,610
[Chris] Craig,
what are we doing?
423
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:38,650
We know sharks can smell
one drop of blood
424
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,420
in about a regular-size
swimming pool.
425
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,390
But we don't necessarily know
if they can smell us.
426
00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:49,460
Sharks have an incredible
sense of smell
427
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,000
They're often referred
to as swimming noses.
428
00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:53,830
But the real question is,
429
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:56,600
can they smell our saliva?
Can they smell our sweat?
430
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,400
Can they smell our urine?
431
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,440
I have absolutely no idea.
432
00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:02,380
But Johnny wants us to find out.
433
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:11,180
I just started surfing and I'm
not cool if sharks are around.
434
00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:17,320
Poopies, definitely
435
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,160
Two wives
and he thinks he's done.
436
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:25,800
Steve-O, the goal for you is to work
up the sweat, jump into the water,
437
00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:28,400
and we're gonna see how
the shark responds.
438
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,500
And Poopies over here is gonna
eat the shark's favorite prey.
439
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,170
We got a little bit of tuna,
a little bit of shrimp.
440
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:37,880
[Steve-O] And we'll see if they can smell
the food as it leaks out of your pores.
441
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:40,950
If they wanted to eat and they're
attracted to Poopies and Steve-O,
442
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:44,120
they might express some body
language. Their fins may go straight down
443
00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:47,720
or they may arch their back, or they
maybe swimming a little bit erratically.
444
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:51,390
That's telling the other sharks,
"Get away, that's my piece of meat."
445
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,260
Let's heat it up. I'm hungry.
446
00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:01,400
If my pheromones drive sharks
nearly as wild as they drive women
447
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,240
then we're gonna get
us some action.
448
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,050
[all cheering]
449
00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:20,450
God damn lunatic.
450
00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:22,960
- All for you, buddy.
- Thank you, Jasper.
451
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:26,260
[Steve-O] We left that out
in the sun for, like, two days.
452
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,360
Guys, this is [bleep].
453
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:28,830
Can we get this man some
soy sauce please?
454
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,430
This is what I call
the Poo-Poo platter.
455
00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:34,700
-Wow -[all laughing]
456
00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:37,540
Jasper, you're in danger
of getting puked on, man.
457
00:24:37,570 --> 00:24:39,210
I'm in danger of puking, too.
458
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,970
[gags and retches]
459
00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:43,740
He's really got to get it all
down or else it's not gonna work.
460
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:50,250
I heard that if you eat the
eyeball, the sharks like that a lot.
461
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,220
- Did it pop?
- It popped.
462
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,790
[belches and retches]
463
00:24:56,820 --> 00:25:00,490
Once it starts secreting from your
skin it's gonna drive the sharks wild.
464
00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:02,090
- In theory.
- Yeah.
465
00:25:02,530 --> 00:25:04,560
[retches]
466
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,000
What do you say
we run this experiment?
467
00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:09,800
Who attracts sharks more?
468
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:14,410
Passionate sea food lovers
or hardcore gym junkies?
469
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,110
The world's about to find out.
470
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:18,910
[Steve-O] Oh, no.
471
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,950
[all] Ahh.
472
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,040
[Poopies speaking]
473
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:51,340
[Steve-O speaking]
474
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,720
[Craig speaking]
475
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,990
You know what? I think I'm
gonna take a look out there.
476
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,130
[Poopies speaking]
477
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,240
[Steve-O speaking]
478
00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:28,580
[Jasper speaking]
479
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:32,050
Everything just turns sexual
with this group. Huh!
480
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,190
[Poopies speaking]
481
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,560
[Steve-O speaking]
482
00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:41,130
[Poopies speaking]
483
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,130
[Steve-O speaking]
484
00:26:46,530 --> 00:26:48,300
[Craig speaking]
485
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,010
[Steve-O speaking]
486
00:27:03,150 --> 00:27:04,950
[Craig speaking]
487
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:19,870
[Johnny] Coming up, things
are gonna get a little out of hand.
488
00:27:20,530 --> 00:27:22,100
Throw the kit. Throw the kit.
489
00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:33,210
[Craig speaking]
490
00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:37,980
[Steve-O speaking]
491
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,060
[Chris] That was sick.
492
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:55,200
Well, it's a completely
interesting experiment.
493
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,640
[Craig]
We got the result I expected.
494
00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:01,810
If these sharks were attracted
to them because of their scent,
495
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,480
they would have went on
to full hunting mode
496
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,380
We're talking about bull sharks.
497
00:28:06,410 --> 00:28:09,450
Hyper-aggressive animals
that are 400 pounds,
498
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,320
and it would have been
a disaster underwater.
499
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,420
[Johnny] All right!
500
00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:18,520
So, tell me, how does
Craig look in a speedo?
501
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,460
[Steve-O] Oh, dude, Amazing!
502
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,390
[all laughing]
503
00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:24,460
[Johnny] Well, I've beenworking hard, too.
504
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,400
Check out this video I found of
people trying to run away from sharks.
505
00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:30,970
[Craig] Oh yeah, it's chasing
the stingray. Look at that.
506
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,640
- [Chris] Oh gnarly.
- [Craig] Super agile in the water.
507
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,380
- Damn.
- That's crazy.
508
00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:37,610
I think you're right, Craig.
509
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,510
[Craig] When food's in the
area and they want to hunt
510
00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:42,310
- they go really fast.
- [all] Yeah.
511
00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,550
No swimming away from
those sharks.
512
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:47,600
[Johnny] How fast can sharks go?
513
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,050
So we don't have a lot
of measurements
514
00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:52,890
from different shark species as how
fast they could go, but some sharks
515
00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:56,760
can have bursts of speed of
well over 30 miles per hour.
516
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,500
And the average humans swims
at two miles per hour.
517
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,430
[Johnny] Why don't we putPoopies on a wakeboard
518
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:03,600
towing in some bait?
I bet that's faster
519
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,470
You down, Poopies?
520
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:08,210
- I'm good with it.
- All right, good luck.
521
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,980
- [Craig] You believe in mermaids right?
- Yeah.
522
00:29:15,010 --> 00:29:18,780
You know how mermaids have those
beautiful tails that help them move around?
523
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,490
- Yeah.
- [Craig] Well, that's where
524
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,650
the sharks get
their forward propulsion
525
00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:25,290
they use their massive
muscular tails
526
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,130
as a way to move really
effortlessly through the water.
527
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,860
But we have no idea what the max
speed of these Caribbean reef sharks are.
528
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:34,930
Poopies, it's time for you to get in
there and do some wakeboarding.
529
00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:38,740
[Chris] Craig, I have a question.
Can we get data while he does that?
530
00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:41,570
- Poopsie. Poopies.
- [all laughing]
531
00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:43,610
I said, "Poopsie."
532
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,110
This is gonna be trailing
right behind the wakeboard.
533
00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:48,780
[Craig] I'm diving under the
water, and if the sharks chase,
534
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,850
I'll track them with my camera
to get data on their speed.
535
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:55,290
- He is a scientist.
- He is a scientist, dude.
536
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:55,790
All right, let's do it.
537
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,090
Learning about shark speed
is super important, you know.
538
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,590
I mean, when you think about it,
when people see sharks in the water,
539
00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:05,000
they frantically swim away
thinking
540
00:30:05,030 --> 00:30:08,900
they could out swim these
perfectly hydro-dynamic predators.
541
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,400
If you think you can out swim a
shark, you're absolutely wrong.
542
00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:16,580
It's just a perfect mix,
if you have reef sharks,
543
00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:19,180
speed and Poopies,
544
00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:20,310
your gonna get footage.
545
00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:23,350
So... good luck.
546
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,450
I'm Poopies, I've got
a wave board
547
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:30,390
and I've got a full size tuna.
548
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:31,590
This is ride or die.
549
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:34,130
[music playing]
550
00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:39,200
[Craig speaking]
551
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,170
[Poopies] We got sharks
in the bottom
552
00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:51,180
- [Chris] Meal times over.
- [Steve-O] Oh, yeah.
553
00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:53,050
[bleep]
554
00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:55,210
Game on.
555
00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:59,220
Get the slack out!
556
00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:06,060
- [Poopies speaking]
- [Steve-O laughing]
557
00:31:11,630 --> 00:31:13,400
[Poopies screaming]
558
00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:15,300
[whooping]
559
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,210
[all cheering]
560
00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:31,250
[Poopies] Holy [bleep].
561
00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,760
[Craig speaking]
562
00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:40,160
- [Poopies speaking]
- [all cheering]
563
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:46,470
[Chris] What a great day
for science.
564
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,070
Mother nature chose us
as her mouthpiece.
565
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,970
[all laughing]
566
00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:56,810
I felt the shark taking
the fish from me.
567
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,640
I saw behind me
and I was freaking out.
568
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,210
And then I felt them bite
the fish. It was so sick.
569
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:03,750
How'd it look down
there, scientist?
570
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:08,590
Absolutely crazy, I saw you drop of
the boat, there were sharks everywhere.
571
00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:13,030
And the second you started
the gauge, I saw the tuna going
572
00:32:13,060 --> 00:32:15,460
- and the shark followed right behind.
- Oh, my God.
573
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,030
[Craig] Based on the wind speed,
574
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,870
these animals are moving
at 22 miles an hour.
575
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:23,500
That's 11 times faster than
the average human can swim.
576
00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:25,700
We don't stand a chance.
577
00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:29,410
Craig isn't around,
so it's come to this.
578
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,640
We have now exhausted
579
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,250
every single idea we could
possibly come up with.
580
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,850
The well has run dry.
581
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,850
Poopies,
582
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,320
there's nothing left to do
but jump the shark.
583
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,390
"Jumping the shark" is a term
used in Hollywood
584
00:32:48,430 --> 00:32:49,960
when a show makes
a desperate attempt
585
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,560
to restore
its original popularity
586
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,030
with cheap gimmicks.
587
00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:57,600
Like in Happy Days
when Fonzie jumps the shark.
588
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,340
I happen to think that stunt
was pretty badass,
589
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:02,710
so now we're gonna
repeat history
590
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:05,310
with Poopies playing
the role of Fonzie.
591
00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:07,380
Yay.
592
00:33:07,410 --> 00:33:10,150
And sharks playing
the role of sharks.
593
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,960
[laughs] Let's send it.
594
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:23,430
Gotta land it, Poops.
595
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,130
There's all these fins
in the landing zone.
596
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:27,270
Be careful, Fonzie.
597
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:28,930
Poopies!
598
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,970
You got it!
599
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,970
He's on! Yeah!
600
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:39,110
- Yeah!
- [cheering]
601
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:41,150
Yeah, Poopies! Oh.
602
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,150
Oh, no. [bleep]
603
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,990
Oh, [bleep].
604
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:31,100
- Okay, everyone back.
- Get back, get back.
605
00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:33,070
[groaning]
606
00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:37,000
All right, get him up.
Get him up!
607
00:34:39,270 --> 00:34:40,370
Tourniquet. Tourniquet!
608
00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:43,480
Transfer right here,
transfer when you're ready.
609
00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:44,840
Poopies got bit.
610
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,050
Putting a tourniquet on him
right now.
611
00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:55,050
Tourniquet on this [bleep]
in there.
612
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,520
We've got to be ready
to transport him.
613
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,390
- Right behind you.
- Right in here, right in here.
614
00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:03,360
So I need the medical bag
going with me.
615
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,630
- Get it by, get it by!
- We got it.
616
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,400
All right, I want all divers
recalled right now.
617
00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:10,440
I need the phone hanging in.
618
00:35:14,410 --> 00:35:15,610
Get back from here.
619
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,240
This was only one bite
in one spot?
620
00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,640
Okay.
621
00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:21,750
And he's not missing anything?
622
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:24,780
No, no. It's a reminder that...
623
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,350
Yeah, like, we are pushing it
pretty hard.
624
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,560
And this could happen,
of course.
625
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:34,930
It's either, like, everything's
okay or this happens.
626
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,530
And hopefully it's always
everything's okay, everything's okay.
627
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,660
But then...
628
00:35:40,470 --> 00:35:42,230
You know, this time
it's not okay.
629
00:35:43,570 --> 00:35:46,000
[speaks indistinctly]
630
00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:54,010
He says, "I want a bonus."
631
00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:11,930
So, fellas, how'd this week go?
632
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,100
Poopies got bit real bad, man.
633
00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:17,470
Oh, my God.
634
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,370
- Yeah.
- But he's gonna be all right.
635
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,740
[Chris] Thank GodPoopies is doing great.
636
00:36:21,770 --> 00:36:24,610
They were able to repair
all the damage.
637
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680
If you're in the daredevil
business, you know,
638
00:36:26,710 --> 00:36:28,010
you expect, and you accept,
639
00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:30,980
like, that some things are gonna
go wrong every once in a while.
640
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:34,690
[Steve-O] But as long as
Poopies makes a full recovery,
641
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,590
his Bumble account
is gonna be firing.
642
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:40,260
There's nothing sexier
than a shark scar.
643
00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:41,530
- Nothing.
- Yeah.
644
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,030
[Johnny] What happened?
645
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,560
Yeah!
646
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,060
[Steve-O] Everything
was going great, Knox,
647
00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,070
Yeah, Poopies! Oh.
648
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,500
[Steve-O] And then Poopies
decided to cannon ball
649
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:52,340
into a big pack of sharks.
650
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:55,640
A lot of slapping going on, so
the sharks were just, you know.
651
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,680
It was
a perfect storm, Knoxville.
652
00:36:57,710 --> 00:37:00,380
So we kinda broke every rule
we talked about.
653
00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:02,780
Yeah.
654
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,320
[Steve-O] Those sharks
were just doing their thing.
655
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,150
We were in their territory,
656
00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:10,120
you know?
657
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,330
So the sharks
were not responsible.
658
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,560
A lot of people,
659
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,800
you know, do crazy things
like this.
660
00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:21,470
And they don't think
there's any consequences.
661
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,370
If you push the limits
with nature,
662
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,100
sometimes nature pushes back.
663
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:26,710
I'm really grateful
664
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:29,740
that Poopies only got bitten
on the hand and he's okay.
665
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,580
But at the end of the day,
I think it's really important
666
00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:33,750
for the world to see
667
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:36,880
that these are wild animals
and we need to respect them.
668
00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:39,020
We've been taking
a lot of chances,
669
00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:42,520
doing a lot of stuff that we're not
supposed to be doing with sharks.
670
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,490
So let's go back in
one last time
671
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,720
and do it the right way.
672
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,860
Just us swimming around
with the sharks.
673
00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:51,330
- Yeah.
- I like the sound of that, let's do that.
674
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,630
All right, guys, be safe, okay?
675
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:55,330
- Yeah!
- Yeah, we will be.
676
00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:58,070
- For Poopies.
- For Poopies.
677
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,810
[Steve-O] Here we are
at the scene of the crime.
678
00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:11,380
Obviously, none of us
are thrilled about
679
00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:13,790
what happened
to Poopies yesterday.
680
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:15,490
I'm shaking my head hard
about that.
681
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,720
I know.
682
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,590
Well, guys, you do the right
things around sharks,
683
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,830
they don't pose that much
of a threat.
684
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,530
They're generally very shy.
685
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,300
We're gonna have an amazing dive
686
00:38:25,330 --> 00:38:26,630
with Caribbean reef sharks.
687
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,400
You're gonna see them
for what they really are.
688
00:38:28,430 --> 00:38:30,340
Peaceful. They are predators,
689
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,800
they're not gonna be amped up,
they're not gonna be hyper aggressive.
690
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,570
I'm gonna show you
their environment,
691
00:38:34,610 --> 00:38:36,340
and it's gonna blow your mind.
692
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,580
- Awesome.
- All right.
693
00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:41,380
Look, we're here to settle
some unfinished business.
694
00:38:41,410 --> 00:38:43,650
We're back and we're going
down in the water
695
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,920
to take the high road.
696
00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:48,490
- We wanna go make peace with these sharks.
- That's right.
697
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,690
Not leave a bad taste
in their mouth.
698
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,120
Because trust me, Poopies
tastes bad.
699
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,330
[laughs]
700
00:38:55,430 --> 00:38:56,830
Forgiveness is freedom.
701
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:00,500
- So we're not mad at these sharks.
- Not at all.
702
00:39:00,530 --> 00:39:01,530
Can't be.
703
00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:04,370
We're not the kind of people
who hold grudges.
704
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,240
So we're gonna go in there,
705
00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:07,370
maybe shake a fin.
706
00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:10,240
Tell them, there's no beef here.
707
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,480
After what happened yesterday,
708
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,490
the last thing I thought
we were gonna do today
709
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,660
is get back in the water
to swim with more sharks.
710
00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:27,230
Yeah. And here we go. [laughs]
711
00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:30,400
This is for you, Poopies. Yeah!
712
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:36,060
Craig, is everything okay?
713
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,780
[Steve-O] Even though
I've had this weird blind spot
714
00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:00,850
where I felt unaccountable
for my activity around sharks,
715
00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:04,660
I've always had a deep respect
and admiration for them.
716
00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:07,360
And now I respect them
even more.
717
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:20,570
The boys is hitting the surface.
718
00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:22,140
Chris is here.
719
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,980
Getting to do a special on
Shark Week is a dream come true.
720
00:41:27,010 --> 00:41:30,350
I actually have a great
respect for the power of sharks.
721
00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:33,020
This has been an incredible week
722
00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:36,720
and I did some crazy stuff that I
never thought I'd do in my entire life.
723
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,460
But I think this is
the perfect way to top it off.
724
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,330
Seeing these sharks
for what they really are.
725
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,060
Absolutely beautiful predators.
726
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:47,730
[Craig] At the end of this
expedition, I think we all learned a lot.
727
00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:51,240
Sharks are very curious
animals, they're very intelligent.
728
00:41:51,270 --> 00:41:53,400
And these sharks are just
swimming around the reef,
729
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,740
being sharks.
730
00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:56,710
To me, that's what
it's all about.
731
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:59,340
You know, hindsight being 20/20.
732
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:03,150
I'm not sure if Jackass meets
Shark Week was a good idea.
733
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:05,180
It was a great idea.
734
00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:06,990
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
735
00:42:07,450 --> 00:42:09,290
[yelling]
736
00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:16,030
Who learned the most
on this trip?
737
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,500
- I didn't learn anything.
- [chuckling]
738
00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:21,730
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
739
00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:22,770
Well...
740
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,470
I definitely got a degree
in Shark College there.
741
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,640
But no disrespect to the sharks,
742
00:42:28,670 --> 00:42:30,780
like, I still love sharks
743
00:42:30,810 --> 00:42:33,210
and it's not their fault
that this happened.
744
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:35,450
[cheering]
745
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,880
Yeah, Poopies! Oh.
746
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,490
I knew there was a chance
I was gonna get bit by a shark
747
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,420
but I didn't think
it was gonna happen.
748
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,890
No, I don't blame the sharks
at all.
749
00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:51,130
I mean, I was in their living
room, and it was dinner time.
750
00:42:54,370 --> 00:42:56,070
They were just being sharks.
751
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:56,940
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
752
00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:59,270
I'm proud of you,
I'm proud of all of you.
753
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,810
Oh, the boys had a very
successful Shark Week.
754
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,710
And I think Poopies definitely
has a respect
755
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,720
for sharks
he didn't have before.
756
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,850
You need to respect
these animals,
757
00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:14,450
and you need to conserve
these animals,
758
00:43:14,490 --> 00:43:15,550
because if you do,
759
00:43:15,590 --> 00:43:16,750
you're gonna have
a healthy ocean
760
00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:18,560
for many generations to come.
761
00:43:18,590 --> 00:43:20,290
You're a really good scientist,
762
00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:21,360
- by the way, too.
- Thanks.
763
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,560
- We.
- [laughs]
764
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,900
- We're all good scientists.
- We're all scientists now.
765
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:29,300
And we'll see you
in the theatres for Jackass.
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