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I met Harper when I was five.
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What's that?
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It's a crocodile.
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It's shit.
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We've been best friends ever since.
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-Nobody could come between us.
-Stop it.
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We've always beeneach other's ride or dies.
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One, two, three!
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We were super into romance
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because we didn't have anyin our own lives.
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We liked to watch people.
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Not in a creepy way.
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"I swear to God, Jessica,
you know I'm good for it."
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"If you touch her again
I'll fuckin' smash ya, ya cheatin' dog."
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-"No babe, I'm fuckin'--"
-"Kiss me."
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Maybe in a creepy way.
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I guess that's howthe Incest Map came about.
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It was about who hooked up with whoin our year and what they did.
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Nobody knew about it.It was just me and Harper.
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Some were hookups we'd seen…
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Some were hookups we'd heard about.
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Oh.
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Amerie. Hello?
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And some were hookupswe hoped would come to pass.
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Amerie! Stop staring at Dusty.
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You're obsessed.
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Destined.
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I just don't get it.
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We were going to own this year. Together.
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Then, one minute we were at the festival,the next minute, the bitch blew it all up!
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I don't need your life story, dear.
Just tell me what happened today.
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In the face! Cheese single in the face.
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Mum!
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Can you tell him to stop making dumb
TikToks of me?
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Hang on. What's that? What's going on?
What's all this?
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It's makeup, Mum. God.
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You look like you come from
an unhappy family.
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Hey. What, do you want people to think
we don't love you?
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Happy first day back,
my sad-looking child!
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Hey!
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Hello!
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-You guys look cute as.
-Thank you.
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Where's Harper?
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No idea. Bitch wasn't outside her
house. Didn't answer her phone.
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Weird. I haven't heard from her since
the festival last week.
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Nice car, Centrelink.
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-What the fuck!
-Fuck!
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-Slut!
-Rapist!
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I forgot how much I hated it here.
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Honey, we're home.
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Yeah, but still no Harps.
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You actually
gonna speak to him this year?
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Nah, playing it cool.
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Missing your fourth witch?
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Piss off, Spider.
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-Ooh!
-Hey, Amerie. How're your holidays?
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Yeah, fine.
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Cool.
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Dusty spoke to me!
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"Dusty spoke to me."
What a pick-me bitch. Also rude.
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Maybe she didn't see us.
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Oh, please. Check the material.
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We are beautiful, exquisite jellyfish.
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Of course they saw us.
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-He didn't!
-He's been here all summer.
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-Do you know where head office is?
-Head office…
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Who's that?
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Oh, fresh blood.
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Handsome.
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He's kind of cute.
You know, I see it.
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Hmph.
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Oi! There's a fully-gacked sex map
in the old stairwell.
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It's called the Incest Map!
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-What?
-Sex map?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Move. Hurry up.
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No!
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What in Kids Helpline?
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A wristy!
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Everyone who's fucked everyone.
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Couldn't walk for three days. That's true.
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-Cum queen!
-Jenny got fisted! Jesus.
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Mary Good's a screamer.
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We knew that already anyway.
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Damn, check Sasha's body count.
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Oh, my God. What?
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You scissored Greta Bathgate?
Before or after we broke up?
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I don't remember.
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You don't remember?
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I'm pretty sure we were on a break,
but… Wait, Missy.
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Nah, I need space, man.
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Oh, shit.
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Darren jerked you off?
Nice bro. You into dudes now?
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A little cheeky, huh?
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Who said I'm a dude?
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Why didn't you tell us?
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It's okay.
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Quinni, lazy kebab.
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That's not true. What's a lazy kebab?
Spider, what's a lazy kebab?
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Has anyone seen Harper?
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It's mostly kids from our year level.
It must be someone that we know.
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It's probably Spider
or one of those idiots.
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Most of it's bullshit anyway.
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Was Greta bullshit?
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It's so crazy, right?
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Holy shit, is that Harps?
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-God. Her hair.
-Is she okay?
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Pack it up, Eleven.
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Harper.
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Sit down, Amerie.
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Yeah, it's weird.
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I am a woke woman.
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I enjoy sex as much as the next person.
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-Really don't need to know that.
-Yes.
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But reputation is everything and this map
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has jeopardized your reputations
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and the reputation of our school.
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-On the first day back.
-Harper.
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We are currently
in the process of contacting
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all the parents of everyone on this map
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and have strongly suggested that there are
to be no more parties, shindigs or gathos.
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You don't have
the right to do that, Miss.
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Hey! Hey!
Unsupervised parties equals alcohol.
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Alcohol equals poor choices.
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The risk-taking behaviors
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outlined on this map are unacceptable.
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Hartley High prides itself
on being a safe environment.
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But clearly this is a wake-up call
that we are not doing enough.
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Oh, and we will find out who did this.
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Get to class.
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Go.
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Spider. Did you do it?
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Harper! Oi!
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Miss Wadia. Come with me.
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Well, I've had quite the education
this morning, Amerie.
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"Wristy"? Oh, right.
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"Doughy"?
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I think I can work out
"Tongue punch in the fart box."
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I know it was you, Amerie.
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One of our maintenance staff
saw you in the stairwell multiple times.
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Who else was in on it?
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Your usual accomplice, Harper?
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Nobody else was in on it.
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Do you know
who I just got off the phone with?
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The Guardian, Amerie. The Guardian.
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Okay?
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Were all of these acts consensual?
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I guess.
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Are your mates using protection?
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I don't know.
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Well, how can you know
that Alyssa scissored Nina,
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but not know if
they're using contraception?
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I don't think you have
to use contraception
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when you scissor someone, Miss.
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I'd say that's a very dangerous
assumption actually, Amerie.
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What do we have to do
to get through to you?
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We've done the classes.
We've watched the videos.
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We've had the police consultants in.
And yet, here we are with this map.
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One foot out of line,
one late slip, one phone infraction,
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and I will expel you. Understood?
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Can I go to class now?
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Yes, you may.
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-Okay.
-Wait!
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You call this the Incest Map.
I'm assuming that's just a play on words
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and not the actual--
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Play on words, Miss.
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Okay, good. Now, get out of my office
before I do expel you,
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by the count of three. One, two, three!
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God.
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Why haven't you
answered my texts? Oi!
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Harp! Where have you been?
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Firstly, your hair. Extreme, but I love.
Secondly, Woodsy knows.
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-I didn't tell her about you, don't worry.
-I'm not worried.
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Thirdly, Dusty spoke to me
so we're pretty much dating…
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I don't give a shit.
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What's up with you? Hello. Didn't
you hear me? I took the fall for you.
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I didn't ask you to do that.
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-Shut up. You're my best mate.
-Not anymore.
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-What are you talking about?
-Fuck off.
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-Okay, Harper, I don't get it.
-Of course you don't.
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Well, then tell me.
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I said get off me.
I'm fucking done with you!
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Fight, fight, fight!
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What the fuck, Harper? Stop!
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Why are you doing this?
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What's wrong with you?!
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Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
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Bloody love you.
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We gotta stick together, yeah?
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Why'd she do it? Crazy bitch.
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My mum's gonna kill me 'cause of her.
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Oi, Sash!
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So you've picked her side?
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Are you kidding me?
Dude, everyone's pissed.
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You broke people up. You outed people.
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And all of that work
Missy and I did to stay friends
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after we broke up, that's fucked.
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Doesn't mean anything now, because--
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Harper did the map too.
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You know, it really shits me
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when people can't own up
to their own actions.
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Look, I hope you're okay. I really do.
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But that map is real dog, man.
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And I just think you need to do
some work on yourself.
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Like, away from us.
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Oh. Excuse me.
Do you know what a "Lazy Kebab" is?
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Uh-uh-uh. No. Stop asking people that.
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Okay. I still don't understand
what it is though.
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It means giant flaps.
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Flaps?
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Oh! Like those sorts of flaps.
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Spider hasn't seen them.
I mean nobody has.
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Who knows what that incel was thinking?
Straight men are a mystery to me.
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You can look at them for me.
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What?
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My…
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flaps.
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Deeply, no.
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Okay, but what if they are huge?
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Who cares? More room to put things in it.
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Will the following studentsplease meet at Classroom
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Amerie Wadia,
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Harper McLean,
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Sasha So,
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Missy Beckett,
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Dustin Reid,
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Spencer White,
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Anthony Vaughn.
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Sounds like a bunch of dickheads.
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Darren Rivers.
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Damn it.
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-Quinn Gallagher-Jones.
-What?
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Douglas Piggott,
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Malakai Mitchell.
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Welcome, welcome.
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Missy. Come on, Missy.
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-Hi, Miss!
-Get down. Thank you.
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Map Bitch!
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She's not responding.
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Map Bitch.
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What, cunt?
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Nice to meet you too.
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Come on, Douglas…
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Oi, eshay bah!
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How was stereo, brah?
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-Brah.
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So cemetery tomorrow?
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Yeah boy.
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It's gonna be a rager.
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Oi, uh, what's the cemetery?
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None ya biz, bong water.
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Okay. Settle down. Thank you.
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Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah,
but you can call me Jojo.
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Kind of like, "Yo-yo," but J.
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I'm an English teacher,
so I know some of you.
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But I'm sure you're all wondering
why you're here.
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Well, your names were
on the map in the stairwell.
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The one that's out of bounds.
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00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,000
Um, what map?
261
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,480
Okay, very funny.
Look, peeps, we're not dumb.
262
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,720
We know a lot of you are sexually active,
263
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,760
but we're concerned this map
demonstrates a real lack of respect
264
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,000
for one another
when it comes to sexual relationships.
265
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,960
So we want to address it head-on.
266
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,720
This is a special class
that aims to give you
267
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:04,120
clear and accessible information about sex
and intimacy--
268
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,600
A sexual literacy tutorial.
269
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,400
SLT. So we're sluts?
270
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,799
Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
271
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,920
That's enough. Come on, everyone.
272
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,840
This class will go
back to the basics on sex and--
273
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:25,760
Because clearly, you all have a lot
to learn in that department.
274
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:28,639
It'll happen twice a week,
in your own time.
275
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,560
What?
276
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,920
Until--
277
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,680
No, until we judge that you started
to respect each other and yourselves.
278
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,760
You have to attend every class
or it'll go on your permanent record.
279
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,600
Wait, we have permanent records?
280
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,480
This is sex jail!
281
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,880
Thanks a lot, Map Bitch.
282
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,160
-Oi!
-Map Bitch.
283
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,400
Sorry. Um, it's actually my first day.
I don't think I'm supposed to be in here.
284
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,080
Legend! Made it to the map
before you even started!
285
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,320
-I think we should do the handshake game.
-That's not the best one to start with--
286
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,400
All right, everybody up!
287
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,440
-Up.
288
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:06,160
Okay, now clear these tables
to the side, please.
289
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,320
And lift them,
don't scrape them along the floor.
290
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,240
Thank you. Now, I want you all
to start walking around the room.
291
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,680
-Come on. Walking.
292
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,360
Good, you know how to walk.
293
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:35,040
Now, I want you to choose three other
people to start shaking hands with.
294
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,680
Shaking, shake…
Good, you know how to shake.
295
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:46,280
Shaking.
296
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,160
And…
297
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,360
Cool!
298
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,280
…stop.
299
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,600
Spencer,
300
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,400
you have genital crabs.
301
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,680
Checks out.
302
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,680
Not in real life, thank you, Darren,
303
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,680
for the purposes of this game.
304
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,320
Put your hand up, Spencer.
305
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,720
Hand up, Spencer.
306
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:11,920
Now.
307
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,640
Hands up, who shook hands with Spencer.
308
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,400
And who shook hands with them?
309
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,360
And who shook hands with them?
310
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,200
And them?
311
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,360
-You all have genital warts.
312
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,360
I thought it was crabs?
313
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,440
Right. Crabs. Thank you, um…
314
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:37,840
Malakai.
315
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:42,200
Malakai. Thank you.
You all have genital crabs.
316
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,240
Except for you, Amerie. Well done.
317
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,320
Now. What does this
highlight the need for?
318
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,600
Stay away from Spider, he's chat.
319
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,680
-Fuck off, guys!
-No! Condoms.
320
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,000
-Did you? Really?
-Yeah.
321
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,040
What? No.
322
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,440
Hey, um, did we hook up?
323
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,120
No.
324
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,320
Yeah, I didn't think so,
but it says here--
325
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,040
It isn't anything, Dusty.
326
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,000
There's like a… It's like a gold line
between our names?
327
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,880
Gold line means destined.
328
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,040
Yeah, like destined to be.
329
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,480
She wants you, Dusty.
330
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,600
Simp!
331
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,600
Seriously, what is this map about?
332
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,720
What did you do?
333
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,200
What are they gonna teach us
that we don't already know?
334
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,960
Hey.
335
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,040
You okay?
336
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,480
Fuck right off.
337
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,160
Ah, the toilet lunch. I feel you.
338
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,560
I could've been taking a shit!
339
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,280
Well, eating and pooing
messes with your digestive tract.
340
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,240
But I'm glad
we've had this chance to talk.
341
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,160
Yeah, um, maybe not.
342
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,160
I know how you feel.
343
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,760
I seriously doubt it.
344
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,520
No. Listen, I do, because
when I was in Grade 6,
345
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,760
I found a giant gumnut.
346
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,080
I was like, "Giant gumnut!"
Was so excited,
347
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,040
showed everybody because
it was the best gumnut I'd ever seen.
348
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,040
Turns out it wasn't.
It was a piece of solidified dog shit.
349
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,680
I got called Giant Gumnut
for the rest of the year.
350
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,240
So I'm guessing that's how you feel now.
351
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,360
Sorry, but can you leave me alone?
352
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,480
-Is this your 13th reason?
-What?
353
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,160
Like, are you going to unalive yourself?
354
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,280
No.
355
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,440
Okay.
356
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,240
What do you want?
357
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,400
I just need someone to look at my vagina.
358
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,240
Oh. No.
359
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,480
I mean, it is your fault in a
way, so if you could just look at it
360
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,720
and tell me if I have
a normal kebab or not. Amerie!
361
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,080
I love it when toxic bitches
enter their flop era.
362
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,360
You can't say that, that's really mean.
363
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,480
She put your flaps on the map.
364
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,320
Yeah, I know. But Spider told everyone.
So he's the asshole, not her.
365
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,120
I love you, but that girl has literally
never acknowledged our existence.
366
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,000
So? Haven't you ever
felt like a complete reject?
367
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,720
Come on, we've got maths.
368
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,920
This is supposed to be the new
syllabus, but this is… Wow!
369
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,880
It's outdated, it's heteronormative--
370
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,880
Yeah, well, it's what we've got.
371
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,360
Stacy, we have to be clear and honest
about sex, otherwise--
372
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,800
Yeah, well we can't be seen
to encourage it.
373
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,640
But they're already doing it.
374
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,360
Yes, but…
375
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,680
We're the lowest ranking
high school in this district.
376
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:12,040
If I don't get our enrollments up next
year, then we'll have our funding slashed.
377
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:17,320
Look, I hear you. I do. But, honestly,
I don't think this is going to fix it.
378
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,760
Please. Can we just give it a go?
379
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,760
Jojo?
380
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,160
Give it a go, Jojo.
381
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,720
Yeah.
382
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,960
Hey, Amerie.
383
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,720
Amerie? Hey!
384
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,080
Hey, tough day, huh?
385
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:52,920
Just between us girls, I thought your map
was quite beautiful. Poetic, even.
386
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,240
This constellation
of connection between you all.
387
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,560
Thanks.
388
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,240
And just remember, high school…
389
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,400
Yeah, it mostly sucks.
390
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,520
But it's one time in your life.
You're gonna be okay.
391
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,960
Hope you know that.
392
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,960
Are you wagging school?
393
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,600
-No. Yeah.
394
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,040
Bye.
395
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,520
-Oi, Amerie!
-Bugger off!
396
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,880
No, no, no, I was just gonna say…
Psycho Map Bitch!
397
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280
Oh.
398
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,920
Thanks for coming by.
399
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,280
I gotta go to training,
so I'll see you later.
400
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,680
It's embarrassing, really.
Both my parents are stockbrokers,
401
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,520
but I really want to earn my own cash,
402
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,600
learn a little bit about business acumen
403
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,040
from someone who knows the ropes,
like yourself.
404
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,240
Is that right?
405
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,240
Uh, I heard a rumor that there's been
a ban on hiring students
406
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,200
from Hartley High at the moment?
407
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,200
That school's disgraceful.
Did you see the news today?
408
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,520
Uh, I did. It's disgusting.
409
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,800
I like your vibe, Darren.
I'm going to give you a trial run.
410
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,840
How about tomorrow?
411
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,040
Are you serious? Sick.
412
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,880
I mean, uh, that sounds delightful.
413
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,440
Give me bullet points.
I'll work out the book club.
414
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,720
-Hey, babe. How was school?
-Illuminating.
415
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,880
-You're around tonight?
-Why?
416
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,680
Nothing, just the boys are coming
over to watch the game is all.
417
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,440
Mmm. Okay and you
want me to not be around?
418
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,960
He always assumes the worst.
419
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,600
They. They.
420
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,360
They! They always assume the worst.
421
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,240
This again. I mean, it's exactly my point.
422
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,280
My mates can't be expected to
get their heads around this stuff.
423
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,520
Sorry, what stuff?
424
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,960
The linguistics.
425
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,520
"Them." "They." It doesn't make any sense.
You know you're not two people, right?
426
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,560
Besides,
it breaks all the rules of grammar.
427
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,320
Lucky for you, Bobby, I'm actually
focusing on making less and less sense.
428
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,480
I don't… What?
429
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,560
Change only comes by breaking the rules
430
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,280
and I'm allowed to change myself
at any moment.
431
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,280
Is it really that big a deal?
432
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,360
You know, there are children, as we speak,
dying in Ethiopia, man.
433
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,840
-Are you hearing this?
-Leave me out of it.
434
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,960
Jesus Christ, Mum. I swear to God,
you are dick-natized by his pink dick.
435
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,520
-Whoa!
-Like your father was any better.
436
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,840
There you go.
Why don't you stay with him tonight?
437
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,240
No.
438
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,360
Problem solved, honey.
Problem solved.
439
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,320
So I have to leave?
440
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,200
Do you really want to watch footy
with these dumb-dumbs? Huh?
441
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,560
Enjoy your chicken sandwiches.
442
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,200
-Honey, just come--
-Love you too. Enjoy the game!
443
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,320
All right, let him go. He's fine.
444
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,000
-Hello, Am.
-Hey, Justin.
445
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,600
-How are ya?
-Ah.
446
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,480
Yeah, I'm good.
Um, just wondering if Harper's home.
447
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,360
Uh… No, didn't you see her
at school today?
448
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,280
Yes.
449
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,760
But, um, we sort of…
450
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,480
-beat the shit out of each other.
451
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,480
Again?
452
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,760
Well makes sense.
Mercury is in retrograde, so…
453
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,720
Don't worry.
You'll work it out. Always do.
454
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,240
Yeah, totally. Um…
455
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,160
So, is she here?
456
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,560
I don't know where she is.
457
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:09,080
Okay, um, well, thanks anyway, J-Dog.
458
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,120
Okay.
459
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,280
-See ya around.
-See ya. Take it ease.
460
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,360
I'll try.
461
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,640
Dinner's on.
462
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,680
Lovely.
463
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,120
-I'll start.
-Go on.
464
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:38,280
Today, I'm grateful that we'll be getting
to know Harper for the next little while.
465
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,920
I'm grateful for finally getting
my tax return in.
466
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,120
I dunno.
467
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,920
Come on, sweetheart.
Just one thing?
468
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,400
Uh… Well, I'm grateful for antibiotics
because I have a really bad UTI.
469
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,960
Can I have a UTI?
470
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,720
-No.
-No, you can't.
471
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,960
Right hand.
472
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,440
That's the Devil's hand.
473
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,680
Thank you.
474
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,640
-Fuck.
475
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,760
Too many schools have relied
476
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,400
upon pornography beingthe default educator for too long.
477
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,920
And this is clearlythe case with Hartley High,
478
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,840
one of our many high schoolsin need of a new curriculum.
479
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,200
Where have you been?!
I've been trying to call you!
480
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,600
Your school was on the bloody news!
481
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,120
-So.
-So?
482
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,240
You made an offensive map, got into
a fight, defaced school property twice,
483
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,280
you wagged school--
484
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,520
I couldn't stay there.
You don't understand.
485
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,400
I do. We need to talk about sex.
486
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,280
-We need to talk about sex right now.
-Oh, no! No.
487
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,200
-You're grounded!
-We don't do that!
488
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,680
We're doing that. We are so doing that!
489
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,120
Hey, cutie.
490
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,640
Where's my uniform?
491
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,600
Can I stay the night?
492
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,520
They're not letting guests stay over.
493
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,440
Wasn't an issue last week.
494
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,520
Yeah, that's before you took off
and stole my shit.
495
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,400
Where's that Maneki Fortune cat?
496
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,680
What's that?
497
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,240
Mmm.
498
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,640
You should probably go.
499
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,680
That's fine.
That's fine, Jacob.
500
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,680
Your room smells like cum-socks
and corn chip farts anyway.
501
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,600
What?
502
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,200
What?!
503
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,480
Follow these steps for a new you.
504
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,800
One, change your look.
505
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,680
Be careful when tryingto drastically change your look.
506
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,480
Once you go there,sometimes you can't go back.
507
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,520
I've got laundry to hang out.
508
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,040
Are you planning to spend
all of Saturday in bed?
509
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,280
Oh. You cut your own fringe?
510
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,480
Hashtag major disaster?
511
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,560
No? Nothing? Okay.
512
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,800
That's a good burger.
513
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,880
You haven't even touched your chip bits.
514
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,800
I'm not hungry.
515
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,960
I thought this would cheer you up.
516
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,320
I'm once again asking you
to homeschool me.
517
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,360
And I'm once again telling you no.
May as well take the chips.
518
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,800
Only deal you're gonna get.
Be right back. Good chat.
519
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,280
That's extra sweet and sour sauce
for an extra sweet and sour babe.
520
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,320
-Have a nice day.
-Thank you.
521
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,320
Oi! No way, Adlay. No freebies.
522
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,240
It's mine.
523
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,080
-You're a delivery driver?
-Yeah.
524
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:44,119
It's good cover and that. And I
do a deal on Thursdays, you know.
525
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,519
Half-price ketamine
with any family meal combo.
526
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,880
Are you serious?
527
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,800
No.
528
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,600
Okay, the eshay has a sense of humor.
529
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,320
Oi! If anyone asks, I go to Brunos, yeah?
530
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,840
-You, um, going to the cemetery tonight?
-Uh, yeah.
531
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,280
Man. See ya there.
532
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,240
See ya.
533
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,920
Look at the bangs
on you, Map Bitch.
534
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,520
-Excuse me. Can I order?
-Oh, God, this is just too pathetic.
535
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,160
Someone's going to be right with you.
536
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,560
'Sup, Dora?
537
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,520
Do you want me to fix that for you?
538
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,160
Please.
539
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,880
It's bad, isn't it? Like irreversible bad?
540
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,400
Nah, I shaved off both my eyebrows
and they grew back.
541
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,240
Yeah, way less shit.
542
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,680
More like heaps less shit, thanks.
543
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,880
Why did Harper punch you in the face?
544
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,760
I don't really know.
545
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,320
You must have done something.
546
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:16,640
We went to a music festival last week.
And after that, she just went ghost.
547
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,560
This is classic VIP shit!
548
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,200
Fuck it, I'm getting another drink.
549
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,280
You got into a fight?
550
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,360
Yeah, but I can't remember
what it was about. We always fight.
551
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,960
When's Harper's birthday?
552
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,120
November 21.
553
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,080
Uh-huh. Scorpio. Unsubscribe.
554
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,760
What's yours?
555
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,320
I'm a Virgo.
556
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,560
Mmm. I'm an Aquarius. Quinni's a Libra.
557
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,840
Are we compatible?
558
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,680
Not all queer people
are astrology experts.
559
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,640
Oh. Sorry.
560
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,520
I'm kidding, we are.
I'm going to need your time of birth
561
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,600
because if you are a Leo Moon,
I'm not messing with you.
562
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,160
Do you feel sad?
563
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,480
-Yeah.
-What do feel saddest about?
564
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,320
That you're no longer popular,
Harper doesn't want to be friends,
565
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,760
everyone knows you did the map,
566
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,360
or that we're all in sex prison now?
567
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,280
-Or--
-Mm-mmm. Quinni…
568
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,640
-Try scream therapy.
-Huh?
569
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,200
Scream therapy.
570
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,440
-You scream your frustrations to the moon.
-No.
571
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,480
Yes! You should. It's helped me before.
Come on, let's go.
572
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,600
Okay, we're doing it.
573
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,360
My best friend dumped me!
574
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,400
-Damn, that actually felt good.
-Told you.
575
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,600
Oh. Um…
576
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,960
I'm a reject!
577
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,840
I have a lazy kebab vagina!
578
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,560
Right. I'm really sorry about that.
I should never have put it on the map.
579
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,600
Spider's a lying dick.
580
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,440
Oh. It's okay.
I'm not upset about it anymore.
581
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,440
I just wanted to know
if my flaps were too big.
582
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,040
They can't be too big.
583
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,360
My research led me to believe so too.
584
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,840
I'll still look at them if you want me to.
585
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,240
Nah, I'm good.
586
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,040
I used to think you were a bitch.
587
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,160
But getting knocked
off your high horse really suits you.
588
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,440
Make the most of it.
I'm definitely changing schools.
589
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,840
No, you can't just quit.
590
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,600
Everyone hates me.
591
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,960
We don't hate you.
592
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,560
What's the cemetery thing?
593
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,960
It's where we hang out
when our parents are home.
594
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,080
Let's go.
595
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,360
No way.
596
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,760
Why not? Just strut out there
and own your shit.
597
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,320
Come on, you've got both your eyebrows,
a non-shit fringe.
598
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,720
What else do you need?
599
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,440
-Let's get mad!
600
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,240
Okay, there's actually
a lot of people here.
601
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,160
I told you!
602
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,040
-It's gonna be really fun.
-Just remember what we said.
603
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:11,360
Just own it. Okay, I've never
made an entrance like this before.
604
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,200
We should definitely go.
605
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,400
-No.
-Hey, cunt.
606
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,800
My actual name's Malakai, by the way.
607
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,240
Amerie.
608
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,120
Yeah.
That's been hard to miss.
609
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,040
I feel like everyone is staring at me. Um…
610
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,920
No! No, they're staring at me.
What are you talking about?
611
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,720
Come on, let's go.
612
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,320
Okay, I'm confronting him.
613
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,320
Hey, Flaps!
614
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,240
Hey, Spider.
615
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,000
Yuck! What is this shit?
616
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,200
Oh. You don't like vaginas?
617
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,920
No, I like vaginas.
618
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,800
Well, you clearly don't know much about
them because if you have a look here…
619
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,400
See most vaginas have very pronounced
flaps, or labia, and some of them
620
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,560
are even lopsided, where I'm assuming
you got "Lazy Kebab" from,
621
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,080
but it's very normal.
622
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,560
You wouldn't know,
it's not taught in school much.
623
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,440
-Which is actually very--
-I've seen heaps of vaginas. Thanks.
624
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,040
Okay.
625
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,920
I just assumed, on account of the fact
that you were lying about seeing mine,
626
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,160
that you were lying
about seeing others too.
627
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,640
Look, of course we didn't have sex.
628
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,200
Why would I root a fucknut like you?
629
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,880
Oh, my God!
630
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,080
Quinni!
631
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,880
Oh, my God, that was amazing.
632
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,200
I have never seen him so triggered before.
633
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,360
Thanks, Sasha.
634
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,720
Adlay.
635
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,520
-I got the job?
-Nice.
636
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,640
Why are you still in school?
637
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,480
Huh?
638
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,400
You repeated.
639
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,320
Yeah.
640
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,320
Because you failed.
641
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,160
-Yeah.
-You're 18.
642
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,680
And?
643
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,520
And… Jesus.
644
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,800
Why don't you just drop out?
645
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,440
I mean, you are clearly
doing okay for yourself.
646
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,760
I got my reasons.
647
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,640
-Hey.
-Hey.
648
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,440
What you up to?
649
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,680
Just processing, you know?
650
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,840
Totally.
651
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,400
I've just been thinking lately,
by the time we're 50,
652
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,800
and the planet's been destroyed,
what's the point?
653
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,160
Of living?
654
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,880
Yeah.
655
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,440
I have hope, you know.
Our generation will fix it.
656
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,080
Eventually.
657
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,960
But I'm a total nihilist too. So, I--
658
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,000
No, you're not.
659
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,280
So, uh, why were we on that map together?
660
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,680
Um…
661
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,480
Dusty, it was nothing, really.
662
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,920
Okay, it wasn't nothing.
663
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,960
I used to like you,
but way back when I was a baby.
664
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,240
Not like a baby, because… But, you know.
And then gold meant "destined to be."
665
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,000
See what I mean about being a baby?
Who does that?
666
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,520
Well, I did it. So stupid.
667
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,160
It really didn't mean anything.
668
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,640
Stupid.
669
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,960
You're so much more interesting
now that you've fucked everything up.
670
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,280
Oh, my God.
671
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,520
Oi, can we talk?
672
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,360
Jesus. Let me finish.
673
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,600
Just talk until I can get going again.
674
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,080
Why don't you want to be friends anymore?
675
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,720
After everything, Harp? It's killing me.
676
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,920
I just want to fix it.
Please tell me how to fix it.
677
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,000
-What happened to your hair?
-I cut it.
678
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,400
-Yourself?
-Yes.
679
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,480
I told you no
YouTube tutorials. You never listen.
680
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,000
And you never talk.
681
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,560
What happened?
We were fine up until the festival.
682
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,680
-I went to your house and you weren't--
-Why?
683
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,200
You weren't talking to me--
684
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,200
So you stalked my house
and harassed my dad?
685
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,000
I didn't harass your dad.
686
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,280
That is such the typical psycho thing
for you to do.
687
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,360
You're the psycho. You ruined my life.
688
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,720
Ruined your life?
689
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,600
All this shit, Amerie,
690
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,800
the map,
your stupid fucking crush on Dusty,
691
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,080
do you not understand
how unimportant it all is?
692
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,080
You're a child.
693
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,240
That's not a reason to dump me.
694
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,480
What's happened to you?
695
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,520
Harper.
696
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,600
I just want to move on.
697
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,040
And I don't want you in my life anymore.
698
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:46,920
Oh, hang on.
699
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,320
Is it time to go home?
700
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,080
-You don't have to.
-Yes, we do.
701
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,360
Let's get the hell out of here.
702
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,560
Tonight was weird anyway.
703
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,400
I'm not gonna let her win.
704
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,280
I'm gonna go back to school.
705
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,920
And I'm gonna make it my bitch.
706
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
-Period.
-Period.
707
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,080
Hey!
708
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,440
What the hell are you doing?
709
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,120
Hey, Dad.
710
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,280
Guys! Cops!
711
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,200
A bit shit that we're littering.
712
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,840
Not the problem right now!
713
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,400
Get back here!
714
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,840
Run!
715
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,640
-Split up!
-Wait up!
716
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,120
You okay?
717
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,920
Yeah, I just scraped the shit out
of my arm. I'll be fine.
718
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,680
Come on.
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