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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:43,542 TAKE-AWAY ROMANCE 2 00:01:45,292 --> 00:01:46,126 Hiya! 3 00:01:47,459 --> 00:01:48,542 Amelle... 4 00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:52,501 You stink of booze! Were you partying all night? 5 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:54,459 This is a bad time... 6 00:01:54,626 --> 00:01:56,501 I was going to call you... 7 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,917 Good, communication is important. 8 00:01:59,501 --> 00:02:00,626 What's that? 9 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,001 I'm helping her out. 10 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:09,167 Helping yourself to her ass! 11 00:02:09,334 --> 00:02:10,584 I'm not stupid! 12 00:02:10,876 --> 00:02:14,417 I'd have given you everything and you cheat with a silicone bimbo? 13 00:02:15,876 --> 00:02:18,834 I got croissants. Eat them with your slut! 14 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:23,084 You'll never find a calm, placid girl like me. 15 00:02:23,501 --> 00:02:26,792 I'm gonna be back to scar you and your slut! 16 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:28,542 I know where you live! 17 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:33,042 My worst lay ever, a Black... 18 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:35,292 And not even funny. 19 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:39,376 Forget stand-up. There are plenty of funny guys. 20 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:40,376 Who? 21 00:02:40,751 --> 00:02:44,084 I dunno... Franck Dubosc. He's funny. 22 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:49,501 Besides, 23 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,751 I bet he's wild in bed too. 24 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,417 Hey, kid! You forgot this! 25 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:57,626 Shit! 26 00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:00,417 It's fragile! 27 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,126 You found them together? 28 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:06,001 Together. I was totally... 29 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:09,292 I was mad enough to kill them both. 30 00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:11,292 What's an Arab with a white? 31 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,417 - An idiot. - A traitor. 32 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:16,667 Her boobs were like someone's butt! 33 00:03:16,834 --> 00:03:18,709 Amelle, it's not the boobs. 34 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:21,501 It's the pussy. Guys shop around. 35 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:25,167 Accept it or it'll make life hell. 36 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:29,292 I don't buy that. My problem is my boobs, not my butt. 37 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,084 You'll net another guy in no time. 38 00:03:32,251 --> 00:03:35,626 The next one has to be tough. He won't have it easy. 39 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,584 I want love, love and love. 40 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,709 There you go! 41 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:43,834 Chicks today want tough guys like before. 42 00:03:44,001 --> 00:03:46,251 They want you to punish them. 43 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:48,501 You're too kind, man. 44 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,501 You have to shut a chick up! 45 00:03:51,084 --> 00:03:53,001 After that, she's hooked. 46 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,209 Make sure you shut her mouth! 47 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,876 If she talks... "Shut your mouth!" 48 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,042 That's it. 49 00:04:00,626 --> 00:04:02,001 I get it. 50 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:03,834 See this? 51 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:06,334 It can be scary and hurt too. 52 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:10,001 Same kind of atmosphere. She's talking away... 53 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,709 "Shut your mouth!" 54 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:16,126 Got it. She talks. "Huh, what did you say?" 55 00:04:16,292 --> 00:04:17,917 "Shut your mouth!" 56 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:21,459 Guess who this is. 57 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:25,626 Marion Cotillard! 58 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,167 Great imitation. Standing up too? 59 00:04:32,334 --> 00:04:33,834 Noom, I'm dying... 60 00:04:37,626 --> 00:04:40,667 Auntie, it's us! Got any food, I'm starving! 61 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:44,251 Noom, FIFA 14 is out and you're still on 10? 62 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,792 I'll be Ronaldinho. 63 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,584 Ok, I'm Djibril Cissé. 64 00:04:49,751 --> 00:04:51,209 Injured even on PS. 65 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,251 I'll never find the right girl, bro. 66 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:57,209 Give me a break, Noom. 67 00:04:57,376 --> 00:05:00,001 Chicks go wild for a looker like you. 68 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,084 It'll be like Thailand. 69 00:05:02,251 --> 00:05:05,459 The next one has to be ready. I won't kid around. 70 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,334 I want some pussy! 71 00:05:07,501 --> 00:05:10,626 Pow! Pussy! Pow! Pussy! The man! 72 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:13,334 Right on! I'm really hot. 73 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:18,209 Get up now! 74 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:20,876 Why? 75 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,792 Why? I'll smack you! 76 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,167 Your dad got you a Starbucks interview! 77 00:05:26,042 --> 00:05:27,834 - I forgot! - I'll remind you! 78 00:05:29,126 --> 00:05:30,667 Quiet, I'm sleeping. 79 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:33,751 I don't want your white friend here again. 80 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,792 He's a bad influence. He'll spoil you. 81 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:40,084 Like your dad says, white folks don't care. 82 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:43,376 They have nothing to lose, they're at home here. 83 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:49,751 - Sleep. - What're you doing?! 84 00:05:51,626 --> 00:05:52,709 Chill... 85 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:00,417 Hi, everyone. 86 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:04,917 Out of cereal, Auntie. 87 00:06:05,084 --> 00:06:07,542 Yeah? So buy some. 88 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:11,042 Ah, no, you can't. His lordship doesn't work. 89 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,292 I'm not some sheep. 90 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,334 So how'll you live? 91 00:06:14,501 --> 00:06:17,292 Scratch cards. I'll win sooner or later. 92 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,542 You scratch all you can! 93 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:27,751 - You saw? - Drop it. 94 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,417 You manage with two moms? 95 00:06:30,626 --> 00:06:32,876 The third's arriving soon. 96 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:34,709 That's why your dad's beat. 97 00:06:34,876 --> 00:06:35,917 Show some respect. 98 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,334 Cut it out, will you? 99 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:41,251 Dad:3 - Son:O. 100 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:43,917 Time to catch up. 101 00:06:44,459 --> 00:06:47,876 You're a good-looking guy. Chicks should go for you. 102 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:49,667 They do, don't worry. 103 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:12,584 Excuse me, ma'am... 104 00:07:12,751 --> 00:07:16,834 I don't want to seem rude but... you're so hot! 105 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:18,501 Thank you. 106 00:07:36,084 --> 00:07:36,917 Sorry! 107 00:07:37,084 --> 00:07:39,584 Can't you watch where you're going? 108 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,084 I'm really sorry. 109 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:43,209 I think it's fate. 110 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:45,251 It'll wash out. 111 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:48,292 Don't touch me! You're the washout here! 112 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:51,626 A guy sees a butt and his eyes bug out. 113 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:55,459 Gimme a break. Spare me the aggression. 114 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,834 - This is it. - Thanks. 115 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:16,376 Hello. 116 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:19,042 What a washout... 117 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,667 The job interview? Forget it. 118 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:22,917 - Yeah? - Yeah. 119 00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:29,126 Mr. Traoré, his dad, handles our accounts. 120 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:32,292 He's one of the family. Give him a warm welcome. 121 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:34,959 Welcome to Starbucks. 122 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:36,667 Say hi to your dad. 123 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,792 I will. Thanks for everything. 124 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,917 It hurts, huh? Need some arnica? 125 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:54,959 I want 150,000 a year and I take my coffee black, no sugar. 126 00:08:55,459 --> 00:08:56,667 Finished? 127 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:00,251 Even with connections, you'll have to work. 128 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:04,251 And you'll see what "work" means with Jeff. 129 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:05,876 Jeff? 130 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:10,459 Hello. 131 00:09:10,626 --> 00:09:14,126 I'm Jean-Frangois, Jeff, and I'll be training you. 132 00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:17,667 You're lucky. I'm the best level 2 coach. 133 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:18,667 Great. 134 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,334 I was employee of the month 18 months straight. 135 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,001 Wonderful. 136 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:26,209 Name a drink and I'll show you. 137 00:09:26,376 --> 00:09:27,376 Caramel macchiato. 138 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:31,042 Black coffee, foamed milk, caramel syrup and milk. 139 00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:33,751 Three layers: first milk, then coffee 140 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,376 with foamed milk on top. 141 00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:37,459 Don't worry. 142 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:39,751 You'll learn. 143 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:44,084 Follow me. 144 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,792 Three areas... 145 00:09:46,459 --> 00:09:48,292 First, the cash registers. 146 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,042 - Hi. - How's life? 147 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:55,584 If you want to bear life be ready to bear death. 148 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:59,209 That's Blair Witch. Don't worry, it's an act. 149 00:09:59,376 --> 00:10:01,292 Next, drink preparation. 150 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:03,626 I'd say hi but let's not rush it... 151 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:04,834 Thanks. 152 00:10:05,459 --> 00:10:06,292 Sami, 153 00:10:06,459 --> 00:10:09,334 aka Romeo, but a disaster at romance. 154 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:12,251 And the third area, the cafe. 155 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:15,334 You'll work in all three, you lucky devil. 156 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:18,917 One thing: Amelle is off limits. 157 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:20,792 Her heart's been broken 158 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,376 and I plan to mend it. Got that? 159 00:10:24,084 --> 00:10:26,001 - Any questions? - Where do I start? 160 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,876 You're "Versatile level 1". 161 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:31,376 So get versatile on the restroom. 162 00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:32,834 Go! 163 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:49,459 Are we late? 164 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:04,459 Move it! 165 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:23,501 Sorry. 166 00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:27,209 Useless! 167 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,334 You look like hens! 168 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:33,876 Wanna be in the show? 169 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:34,876 Yes. 170 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:35,959 Get in line. 171 00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:39,459 By descending ass size! 172 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,709 From biggest to smallest. 173 00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:48,084 A big ass, a big ass... 174 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,417 An average ass, a tiny ass... 175 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:54,167 What's among the tiny asses? 176 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:56,126 The big asses 177 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,167 are down that end. 178 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:02,126 A dancer is aware of her ass or doesn't dance. 179 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,334 Now drop your pants! 180 00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:08,084 Drop them or it's the door! 181 00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:09,084 He's nuts... 182 00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:11,501 Now bend over... 183 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,834 And booty shake! 184 00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:18,042 Faster than that! Booty shake! 185 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,542 Forget France, we're in Miami now! 186 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,209 He's crazy! 187 00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:27,459 Good. 188 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:29,876 Pull 'em back up. 189 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,167 Not you. 190 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,417 Seriously? 191 00:12:35,626 --> 00:12:36,584 OK. 192 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,001 That's not Miami. 193 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,042 That's Normandy. 194 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:45,626 - I have a nice butt. - For a White. 195 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,167 Had a good day? 196 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,542 My boss pulled a fast one on me. 197 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:54,001 He made me hire a guy I didn't want. 198 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,167 Is he hot? 199 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:56,834 He's kinda cute. 200 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,626 - What's his name? - Noom. 201 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:00,417 - Asian? - No, Black. 202 00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:02,792 - Nice! - You're obsessed! 203 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:04,167 A Black's great! 204 00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:06,626 Know what my grandma always said? 205 00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:10,126 Never go with a black guy. 206 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,001 A White if you can't find better 207 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,542 but, please, never a kar/ouch. 208 00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:19,876 If you do, the Good Lord will punish you. 209 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:22,334 You'll be in car crashes, 210 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,376 train crashes, plane crashes... 211 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,459 And don't come crying to me. 212 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:30,459 The brainwashing begins early. 213 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:35,251 If your gran saw a Black in the raw, she'd change her mind. 214 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,626 I swear! 215 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,459 - Cut it out! - It's true. 216 00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:41,334 - Respect my gran. - I do but... 217 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:43,084 she'd change her mind. 218 00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:45,792 Plenty of chicks here. 219 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,001 We'll score, man. 220 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,042 How's it going? 221 00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:08,376 SQ? 222 00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:10,751 Any chicks at Starbucks? 223 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,001 The boss is an Arab but she's a drag. 224 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,334 She acts like a state minister. 225 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,084 Any good? 226 00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:20,751 At busting balls! 227 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,334 But is she skiable? 228 00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,792 Watch the Arabs, bro. 229 00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,126 Know what my grandpa said? 230 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,876 When you grow up, settle with one of our girls. 231 00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,917 A pretty, dignified African girl... 232 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,542 Not a white girl? 233 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:41,167 No need. You already have French nationality. 234 00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,501 And an Arab? 235 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:46,917 The good thing with Arabs is they're a mix of black and white. 236 00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:48,334 Big hips 237 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:50,209 and real hair. 238 00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:54,751 Don't worry, I won't back down. I'll show her who's the man. 239 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,834 Want to meet her family? 240 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,292 All the hassle? 241 00:14:58,876 --> 00:14:59,834 Such as? 242 00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,376 Hey, she's an Arab. 243 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,042 Police raids, 244 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,876 interrogations, ballistics... 245 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,292 Just thinking about it wears me out. 246 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,501 Just a one-night stand. 247 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:12,501 Great. 248 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:15,417 Follow my lead, drop the Arabs 249 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,251 and go Brazilian. 250 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:18,667 Watch this. 251 00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:41,709 Mojito? 252 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:43,876 A memo. 253 00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:48,584 We're dancing but I don't know your name. 254 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,667 Your name? 255 00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:52,626 Tatiana. 256 00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:56,584 - Let's split. - Introduce me. 257 00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,417 Sorry, gotta go. 258 00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:04,126 Well? 259 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:08,501 Noom cancelled his order. 260 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,501 Sorry. 261 00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:12,292 When this happens, 262 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:14,126 press here right away. 263 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,209 - Ok? - I'll do that. 264 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:18,751 Thanks. 265 00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:20,376 You lost your... 266 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,542 A fake boob? 267 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:25,792 Give me that. 268 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:28,626 A drink? Dinner? I know a good place. 269 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,626 I don't want to. Give me that. 270 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,042 It's getting hard... 271 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,334 Ok, all right. 272 00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:37,001 - You're sure? - Yes. 273 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,459 - Hello, Amelle. - Hello. 274 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,751 - Everything ok? - Yeah! 275 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,959 How's Noom doing? 276 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:44,751 He's fitting in. 277 00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,709 He can improve. 278 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,292 Tomorrow night? 279 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,167 I have a date with the boss... 280 00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:57,876 How's it going? 281 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:00,209 - What're you doing? - Writing jokes. 282 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:06,126 I wanted to talk to you. I'm embarrassed about earlier. 283 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,709 Forget it. 284 00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:09,751 I wanted to thank you 285 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,834 but dinner isn't possible. 286 00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:15,667 I'm not trying to pick you up but you don't need them. 287 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,334 You're really cute. I swear. 288 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,334 Get rid of them. 289 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,001 Think so? 290 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,501 I'm sure. Seriously. 291 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:30,084 Go on, remove them. 292 00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:37,417 Let me see. Turn round. 293 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,626 No, put them back. 294 00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:41,792 Yeah, put them back. 295 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:48,501 C'mon, I'm kidding! 296 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,126 Jerk! 297 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:55,084 How's your Black doing? 298 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,334 He asked me to dinner but I can't go. 299 00:17:57,501 --> 00:18:00,376 Why not? Because of your grandmother? 300 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,584 This isn't the 12th century! 301 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,001 You like him? 302 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:08,834 Yes, but I don't want to hurt my dad who's 65 now, period. 303 00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:11,376 You're 30, you manage a Starbucks. 304 00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:14,584 You can't let your parents rule your life! 305 00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:15,792 I'm 29. 306 00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,209 - You like him? - Yes. 307 00:18:18,376 --> 00:18:19,917 So just go for it. 308 00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:21,709 What're you doing? 309 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,001 Getting Beyoncé's butt. 310 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,917 You look like a cripple! 311 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,334 Gonna bang the Starbucks boss? 312 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:33,417 Yeah. 313 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,251 Smart move. We'll be rich. 314 00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:39,792 I'll give her the works. 315 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,626 The man! 316 00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:46,334 Doing your little curls with your little curling tongs... 317 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,417 - Take your plastic. - Why? 318 00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:52,501 With them, either you pay or you pay. 319 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,667 Rubbish. 320 00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:59,417 You've really gone to town. 321 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,917 And you ain't seen nothing yet. 322 00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:07,084 A table for two? 323 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,584 Follow me. 324 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,959 If I may... 325 00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,376 There's something good. 326 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,417 The Hippo Saver menu. 327 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:25,626 Or the Smart Hippo one. They're both great. 328 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,001 An aperitif first? 329 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,126 No, you don't get it. It's written here... 330 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,334 Starter and main. No aperitif. 331 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,542 That's ok, I'll have a glass of champagne. 332 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,501 Champagne straight off... 333 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,126 Modern-day Arabs... Excuse me! 334 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:45,084 A glass of champagne for the lady and a glass of water for me. 335 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,167 Mineral water? 336 00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:49,292 No, I'd prefer tap water. 337 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,084 And two Saver menus. 338 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:53,209 Not for me. 339 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,959 A Smart menu then. 340 00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:56,459 No, not for me. 341 00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:59,792 I'll have the beef rib for two with green beans. 342 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,042 Big appetite. 343 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,126 But Ramadan's over. 344 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,792 The rib for two with green beans looks good. 345 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,001 It is good. 346 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,167 So... Where do you live? 347 00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:15,792 In Paris, in a small apartment, alone. 348 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,042 That's good. Independent... 349 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:20,001 And you? 350 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,084 Paris too. 351 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,792 Yeah? Which neighborhood? 352 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:23,792 The suburbs. 353 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,084 So how's Starbucks? 354 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:31,792 It's pretty good. 355 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:35,501 But I dream of my own restaurant, somewhere sunny. 356 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,167 Nice! 357 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,292 - And you? - My show. 358 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:42,459 I do stand-up. 359 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:44,542 You're a comedian? 360 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:45,751 Like Franck Dubosc? 361 00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:48,834 Give me a break with Franck Dubosc. 362 00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:52,667 No, more like Richard Pryor or Chris Rock. 363 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,584 How do we do this? 364 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:03,459 The usual way when a boy asks a girl out. 365 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,084 In that case... 366 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,542 it's give-and-take. 367 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:10,626 Why not? 368 00:21:15,459 --> 00:21:16,584 Excuse me. 369 00:21:17,251 --> 00:21:18,084 Be right back. 370 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,001 8O euros and no tail. 371 00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:31,501 Could she blow me? 372 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,876 A little souvenir. 373 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,042 How cute, a tiny hippo. Thank you. 374 00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:38,542 My pleasure. 375 00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:41,959 Pussy tag! 376 00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:45,542 You didn't see that coming! 377 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:50,834 The look on his face when I got the napkin out! 378 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,751 He was like this... 379 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:56,834 Totally lost. 380 00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:59,376 - He was nice then? - Very. 381 00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,167 Plus he's ambitious. 382 00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:03,084 He's funny. 383 00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,792 When a chick has her period, you give up? 384 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:07,792 It's gross. 385 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,292 Let me explain. 386 00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:14,167 This is an old Chinese proverb, ok. 387 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,584 "When the river runs red, take the muddy path." 388 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,417 - Yeah, bro. - You're gross too! 389 00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:22,584 - I'll show you! - Cut it out! 390 00:22:23,126 --> 00:22:24,251 Come here... 391 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:26,167 Get off me, Julien! 392 00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:28,876 - Ok... - No, I'm serious! 393 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:33,084 Stop now! Climb down! 394 00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:42,459 I checked. Her period should be over. 395 00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:44,626 If not, it's a hemorrhage. 396 00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:46,542 Ok, got it. 397 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,751 No calls during working hours. 398 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,126 Want to see a movie? 399 00:22:50,292 --> 00:22:51,917 I don't know... Why not? 400 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:54,084 - Got a season pass? - No. 401 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:56,459 Shit. 402 00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:06,667 I hear that one's good. 403 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:07,876 He dies at the end. 404 00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:10,167 You've spoiled it now! 405 00:23:10,334 --> 00:23:12,251 No need to see that one. 406 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,959 Hello. Two, please. 407 00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:18,084 A kiss. 408 00:23:18,251 --> 00:23:21,251 No, not here. Wait a second. Wait! 409 00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:43,584 Cut it out, will you? 410 00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:44,834 We're not kids... 411 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:46,251 Don't touch me. 412 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,209 I bought your ticket! 413 00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:49,584 Stop it! 414 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,167 - So touch me. - Cut it out! 415 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:11,459 Quit kicking my seat! 416 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:12,792 Don't hush me! 417 00:24:13,459 --> 00:24:15,292 We're in a cinema... 418 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,501 It's coz we're Black and Arab. 419 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,084 Damn racists! 420 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,459 It's not that. 421 00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:25,584 Ok, lady, I understand "hush". 422 00:24:26,459 --> 00:24:27,792 Quit looking at me! 423 00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:29,501 Just drop it, ok. 424 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:32,792 In North Africa, in the sun, with the camels, 425 00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:34,376 you make plenty of noise! 426 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,292 Stop insulting people! 427 00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:41,251 132 years in Algeria, we never told you "hush"! 428 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:42,667 Calm down! 429 00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:45,959 Sorry about that. Forgive us. 430 00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:47,959 Why are you apologizing? 431 00:24:48,126 --> 00:24:50,709 400 years of slavery and it's still 432 00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:53,251 "Yes, sir, forgive me..." 433 00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:54,626 Break your chains, Django! 434 00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:55,959 Shut your mouth! 435 00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:58,209 - What? - I said, "Shut your mouth." 436 00:24:58,376 --> 00:25:00,042 Hear how he spoke to me? 437 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,001 He said nothing. 438 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,626 - Dumbass. - What? 439 00:25:04,001 --> 00:25:06,001 - Do something. - Respect, guys. 440 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:08,626 What? We'll knife you, bastard! 441 00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:10,417 Watch your tone, ok. 442 00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:11,542 Whassup? 443 00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:12,834 It's ok... 444 00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:16,834 Are you ok? 445 00:25:17,001 --> 00:25:19,917 I'm ok. There were four or five of them. 446 00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:22,667 I flattened at least two of them. 447 00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:24,459 You called for your mom. 448 00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:26,334 Sorry. 449 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:27,334 I didn't. 450 00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:30,542 You said it in Italian! "Mamma, mamma!" 451 00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:36,876 At least they didn't touch you. I'll walk you home. 452 00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:38,876 Go to the ER. 453 00:25:39,042 --> 00:25:40,792 No, I'm ok, thanks. 454 00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,501 Well... Thanks again. 455 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:02,001 You're welcome. 456 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,334 - A goodnight kiss? - Ok. 457 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:08,001 Dick tag! 458 00:26:11,209 --> 00:26:12,876 Just kidding. 459 00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:34,501 I had a lovely evening. Kisses. 460 00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:37,792 Thanks for defending me. 461 00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:39,501 You're so brave. 462 00:26:40,959 --> 00:26:42,084 It's nothing. 463 00:26:42,542 --> 00:26:44,251 Amelle, I have to see you soon 464 00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:47,167 to report your dad to the cops 465 00:26:47,334 --> 00:26:49,709 for taking the stars from the sky 466 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,126 for your eyes... 467 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:52,709 What a square! 468 00:26:53,584 --> 00:26:55,751 Using lines from the 80$... 469 00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:58,459 How can I answer that? 470 00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:00,292 I'm going to sleep. 471 00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:04,876 How do you sleep? 472 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,209 With my eyes closed. 473 00:27:08,709 --> 00:27:09,834 For sweet dreams, 474 00:27:10,334 --> 00:27:11,792 here's a photo of me. 475 00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:14,584 What's that? 476 00:27:16,126 --> 00:27:18,167 Looks like the Channel Tunnel. 477 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,834 Shit, it's his nose! 478 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,792 He wants to play sexy photos? 479 00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:35,209 Wow, cute beauty spots! 480 00:27:37,042 --> 00:27:40,126 This guy's so funny... I love it. 481 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:03,084 - Here you go. - Have a good day. 482 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:05,626 Hey, you! 483 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:06,709 What? 484 00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:08,459 Come with me. 485 00:28:08,792 --> 00:28:10,667 - Call this clean? - Yeah. 486 00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:14,001 Think I can't see what you're up to? I told you: 487 00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:16,376 Amelle and I are Viennese chocolate. 488 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:21,501 I'm the milk, she's the chocolate and you're the useless cocoa powder. 489 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,792 We're just colleagues. 490 00:28:23,959 --> 00:28:26,001 Exactly. Let it stay that way. 491 00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:30,209 Work kills three evils: boredom, vice and need! 492 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,834 - Tonight's the night? - You bet. 493 00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:40,042 Nike shoes, clean socks, 494 00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:41,501 Calvin Klein boxer, 495 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:43,417 Kooples shirt, 496 00:28:43,584 --> 00:28:44,959 Casio synchronized, 497 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:47,042 phone for sex tape... 498 00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:49,376 I'm giving her the works, man! 499 00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:51,334 Who's the man? 500 00:28:51,501 --> 00:28:52,334 You are! 501 00:28:52,501 --> 00:28:55,209 Pretty boy, huh? "How's it going, baby?" 502 00:28:55,584 --> 00:28:56,376 A month?! 503 00:28:56,542 --> 00:28:58,417 - Yes, a month. - Are you crazy? 504 00:28:58,584 --> 00:29:01,001 That's 4 weeks, 31 days, 720 hours. 505 00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:04,084 When I sleep sooner with a guy, it never works. 506 00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:05,709 I want to be sure now. 507 00:29:05,876 --> 00:29:08,042 It's ok, I'm sure for both of us. 508 00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:10,417 C'mon, no one waits a month! 509 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,292 OK... 510 00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:14,917 What do we do? 511 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,542 Watch a TV series. 512 00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:19,251 The new "Desperate Housewives" set. 513 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,042 No thanks. 514 00:29:21,209 --> 00:29:23,459 No tail, I get to choose the movie. 515 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:26,751 - Seen "The Players"? - Yes. 516 00:29:26,917 --> 00:29:30,501 Good, huh? They get laid and they're happy. 517 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,292 You're a slave to my voice. 518 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,959 You want to sleep with me. 519 00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:01,792 You really want to sleep with me. 520 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,917 Well? Satisfied? 521 00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:46,126 Yes, but I'm still considering the SLR McLaren... 522 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,251 The keys. 523 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:50,792 Here you go. License... 524 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:53,751 Thanks for coming. 525 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:57,251 A month? 526 00:30:57,417 --> 00:31:01,001 It's nothing, just 4 weeks, 31 days, 720 hours. 527 00:31:01,167 --> 00:31:04,501 Want some advice on how to get laid sooner? 528 00:31:07,084 --> 00:31:08,376 Change chicks. 529 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:10,709 No way. 530 00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:12,584 I like her. 531 00:31:12,751 --> 00:31:15,001 - Like her? What a sap. - Bullshit! 532 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,501 - You're a sap! - No way! 533 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,292 Chocolate hearts next? 534 00:31:19,459 --> 00:31:22,251 I can be into her, can't I? It's simple. 535 00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:26,001 - When're you seeing her? - Tomorrow. 536 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,959 Tomorrow? Cancel tomorrow. 537 00:31:29,126 --> 00:31:30,126 Why? 538 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:34,251 Play the man a little. 539 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:37,126 Ok, a guy's night out tomorrow. 540 00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:39,376 We'll go bowling. 541 00:31:40,001 --> 00:31:41,501 Bowling? Cool! 542 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:42,751 Thank you. 543 00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:45,792 See her? 544 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,917 I'll give her my "dump-your-guy" look. 545 00:31:50,084 --> 00:31:51,292 Ok, go for it. 546 00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:52,876 Hello. 547 00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:56,792 - A tall... - Don't speak. 548 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,376 I bet you cause global warming. 549 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:04,126 Are you Cuban? 550 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:06,459 Hello, a tall Chai Tea, please. 551 00:32:06,626 --> 00:32:07,542 Here or to go? 552 00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:08,584 To go. 553 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:10,042 To go, she said. 554 00:32:10,209 --> 00:32:11,709 - It's free. - Thanks. 555 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:13,126 Only natural. 556 00:32:15,126 --> 00:32:18,584 Your Chai Tea Latte. Made with a lot of love... 557 00:32:19,251 --> 00:32:20,334 and fresh water. 558 00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:30,167 I've booked a romantic little Italian place. 559 00:32:30,334 --> 00:32:31,334 - When? - Tonight. 560 00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:33,751 Sorry, tonight's my guys' night. 561 00:32:35,876 --> 00:32:37,667 - Who'll be there? - The guys. 562 00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,751 Stéphane, Julien, Caroline, Said... 563 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,167 - Who'? - Said. 564 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,917 - Before him. - Jufien? 565 00:32:43,084 --> 00:32:45,209 - No, after him. - Caroline? 566 00:32:45,376 --> 00:32:46,251 Yes, Caroline. 567 00:32:46,417 --> 00:32:48,876 Caroline... your ex. 568 00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:49,876 Yeah. 569 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:52,334 The one you couldn't communicate with. 570 00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,292 Except on a sexual level. 571 00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:59,292 What'll you do when you see her? You'll jump on her! 572 00:32:59,459 --> 00:33:01,667 No way! Not in front of everyone! 573 00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:05,376 No, I'm not going to do it! That's why I don't want you there. 574 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,667 Caroline is still in love with me. 575 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,917 Seeing us will break her heart. 576 00:33:10,084 --> 00:33:11,376 She's fragile, see. 577 00:33:11,542 --> 00:33:13,292 Hold on, I'm fragile too. 578 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:16,126 No way, you're a mountain girl! 579 00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:18,584 You carry goats on your back! 580 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,876 - Kar/ouch? - It's a mountain thing. 581 00:33:26,042 --> 00:33:27,251 C'mon, Amelle. 582 00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:31,001 Stop sulking. I won't go, ok. 583 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:34,501 I'm not going. If it bothers you, I'll stay. 584 00:33:35,084 --> 00:33:37,667 C'mon, stop sulking. 585 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:41,251 Give me a smile. 586 00:33:41,751 --> 00:33:43,209 Just a little smile. 587 00:33:43,709 --> 00:33:46,501 You're so beautiful when you smile. 588 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,667 Where's your restaurant? 589 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:51,292 Near Sacred Heart. 590 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:53,001 There you go. 591 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:56,834 I'm going to Sacred Heart with my sweetheart. 592 00:33:58,042 --> 00:33:59,167 All right. 593 00:33:59,959 --> 00:34:01,292 I'm sorry. 594 00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:03,417 - I got carried away. - It's ok. 595 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,751 If you want to see the guys, go. 596 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,542 Ok, I'll call you. Thanks! 597 00:34:14,959 --> 00:34:16,001 Look... 598 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:23,959 The champ! 599 00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:27,084 Well played. 600 00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:29,417 Amelle said nothing? 601 00:34:29,584 --> 00:34:32,251 She sulked but I was the man. 602 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,959 "I'm going out so shut your mouth!" 603 00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:36,709 You took me everywhere. 604 00:34:37,126 --> 00:34:38,584 You weren't ashamed. 605 00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:46,001 Go, girl! 606 00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,334 Why'd you dump her? 607 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,917 It was too heavy for me. 608 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:02,417 - Who is it? - Guess. 609 00:35:05,459 --> 00:35:06,584 The man! 610 00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:09,459 Your voice-mail... 611 00:35:10,251 --> 00:35:12,084 I hope you're having fun. 612 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:16,417 Call me back. Love and kisses, baby. 613 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,084 That's her again? 614 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:46,459 I'm not answering! 615 00:35:46,626 --> 00:35:48,126 We're not answering! 616 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,167 Your voice-mail again. 617 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,042 You're with your ex? 618 00:35:55,209 --> 00:35:58,876 If there's a problem, we can talk it over, ok. 619 00:35:59,042 --> 00:36:00,251 Call me. 620 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:02,876 I set it! 621 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:06,251 What a drag! 622 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,042 You're not firm enough. 623 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,709 All right! 624 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:11,959 The man! 625 00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:17,209 Listen up, you loser! 626 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,626 I hope you've had an accident! 627 00:36:19,792 --> 00:36:22,584 Watch out, I know a gang of Yugoslavs 628 00:36:22,751 --> 00:36:25,709 who'll kidnap you, your dad, your mom and your sister. 629 00:36:25,876 --> 00:36:27,084 With a cigarette, 630 00:36:27,709 --> 00:36:30,667 they'll burn the soles of your feet... 631 00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:32,959 She's nuts. Listen to this. 632 00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:36,959 They'll make fruit salad with your guts! I'm getting mad now... 633 00:36:37,126 --> 00:36:38,959 You're in danger, man. 634 00:36:39,126 --> 00:36:41,376 Watch Arab girls, they have no limits. 635 00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:43,709 I'm sleeping at home tonight! 636 00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:47,917 You scared me. 637 00:36:48,084 --> 00:36:49,417 Fun evening? 638 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,042 What were those crazy messages? 639 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:53,834 - Messages? - The threats. 640 00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:54,959 What? 641 00:36:55,126 --> 00:36:56,667 I have evidence. 642 00:36:57,376 --> 00:37:00,167 I filed a police report just in case. 643 00:37:00,334 --> 00:37:01,667 I was a bit jealous. 644 00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:03,417 A bit? You were rabid. 645 00:37:03,584 --> 00:37:06,251 You didn't call me, you didn't come over. 646 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,834 Do what you say you'll do. 647 00:37:08,251 --> 00:37:10,834 I was worried you'd been run down. 648 00:37:12,376 --> 00:37:13,417 You went too far. 649 00:37:13,584 --> 00:37:16,001 I don't get it. Don't you care about me? 650 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,834 I do. I want you to meet my best friend, Julien. 651 00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:20,501 - Seriously? - Yeah. 652 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:21,501 All right. 653 00:37:22,209 --> 00:37:23,626 But call next time. 654 00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:25,001 Don't do it again. 655 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:28,126 Noom, move it, a guy puked in the can. 656 00:37:28,292 --> 00:37:29,459 I'll see to it. 657 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,167 - Everything ok? - Yes. 658 00:37:35,334 --> 00:37:36,917 - Trouble with Noom? - No. 659 00:37:37,084 --> 00:37:38,501 - He bothered you? - No. 660 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:40,751 - You're sure? - Don't worry. 661 00:37:41,584 --> 00:37:42,626 See you later. 662 00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:45,001 She's bringing a friend. 663 00:37:45,584 --> 00:37:48,626 Barbara has it as tough as you so maybe... 664 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:50,834 Barbara? I like it. 665 00:37:51,334 --> 00:37:52,209 Right... 666 00:37:52,376 --> 00:37:54,876 I have to be good to hook her. 667 00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:56,126 Be right back! 668 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:03,751 Not so much! 669 00:38:04,459 --> 00:38:06,959 Brut by Fabergé. No woman can resist. 670 00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:08,167 Daddy Brut... 671 00:38:08,334 --> 00:38:09,751 C'mon, hurry it up. 672 00:38:09,917 --> 00:38:12,792 By the way, he's bringing his pal Julien. 673 00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:16,834 Some jerk on minimum benefit but you don't care. 674 00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:18,876 Ok. He doesn't do anything? 675 00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:20,292 Nothing at all. 676 00:38:25,292 --> 00:38:26,251 Hi! 677 00:38:27,417 --> 00:38:28,751 How's it going? 678 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,167 Julien... Amelle. 679 00:38:32,334 --> 00:38:33,334 Delighted. 680 00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:36,417 Barbara... Noom. 681 00:38:37,334 --> 00:38:38,459 And Julien. 682 00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:43,584 You can't compare an Aston Martin and an SLS. 683 00:38:43,751 --> 00:38:44,917 It's debatable. 684 00:38:45,084 --> 00:38:47,709 I'd rather blow 200 grand on an SLS 685 00:38:47,876 --> 00:38:49,501 than 100 on a Vantage. 686 00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:50,709 I love vintage. 687 00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:52,667 Vantage! 688 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,959 Vantage is the name of the car. 689 00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:56,126 OK. 690 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,167 To judge a car, try it out. 691 00:38:58,667 --> 00:38:59,959 Grab the gearshift. 692 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,917 I see the lady knows her stuff. 693 00:39:04,084 --> 00:39:05,376 Of course. 694 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,334 I've tried out the SLS. 695 00:39:07,959 --> 00:39:09,084 In your dreams! 696 00:39:09,751 --> 00:39:11,584 Noom, did I try it out or not? 697 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:14,626 Shit, are you sulking? 698 00:39:14,792 --> 00:39:15,876 No, I'm tired. 699 00:39:16,042 --> 00:39:17,209 The lack of sleep. 700 00:39:21,709 --> 00:39:23,084 Of something else. 701 00:39:23,584 --> 00:39:24,751 Go on, say it. 702 00:39:25,126 --> 00:39:26,834 His lordship's sulking 703 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:29,001 because I'm keeping him waiting. 704 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,084 His lordship isn't happy. 705 00:39:31,251 --> 00:39:32,417 Everyone knows now. 706 00:39:32,584 --> 00:39:35,667 Abstinence does no harm. We're not animals. 707 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,751 I agree with Barbara again. We're not animals. 708 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:40,251 Honestly... 709 00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:42,042 Are you sex-obsessed? 710 00:39:44,626 --> 00:39:46,251 - Where you’d live? - And you? 711 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,376 - In the Marais. - Me too. 712 00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:50,292 Cut it out! Where? 713 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:51,417 Place du Marais... 714 00:39:51,584 --> 00:39:53,376 One more for the road? 715 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:55,001 I'm beat. 716 00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:56,626 Seriously? Julien? 717 00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:58,459 No, I have to work tomorrow. 718 00:39:58,626 --> 00:39:59,584 You don't work! 719 00:39:59,751 --> 00:40:00,876 Shut up... 720 00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:03,292 Wanna get a cab with me? 721 00:40:03,459 --> 00:40:04,709 Totally. 722 00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:05,709 Bye. 723 00:40:05,876 --> 00:40:07,126 See you. 724 00:40:15,501 --> 00:40:17,834 32, Rue du Temple, please. 725 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:18,959 That's right. 726 00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,042 Know what would be nice? 727 00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:24,376 - We do the same? - No, you walk me home. 728 00:40:49,501 --> 00:40:51,542 You're a slave to my voice. 729 00:40:52,626 --> 00:40:55,126 Give my pecker a kiss. 730 00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:08,792 It's hopeless. 731 00:41:17,001 --> 00:41:18,917 Thank you. Goodbye. 732 00:42:15,709 --> 00:42:18,251 What's up? It's not your break yet. 733 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:20,709 What's wrong? 734 00:42:20,876 --> 00:42:22,459 I'm ok, don't worry. 735 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:26,126 I needed some air. I'll see you tonight? 736 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:28,876 No, I have a dance rehearsal. 737 00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:31,042 That's right. Tomorrow, then? 738 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:32,667 I'm seeing my folks. 739 00:42:32,834 --> 00:42:34,584 I'm seeing mine too. 740 00:42:34,876 --> 00:42:35,709 Are you ok? 741 00:42:35,876 --> 00:42:37,667 I'm fine, just fine. 742 00:42:38,584 --> 00:42:39,876 You're beautiful. 743 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,251 - See you after lunch? - Yes. 744 00:42:44,334 --> 00:42:47,292 Mom says you've met a nice guy from a good family 745 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:49,876 who makes 10 grand a month. 746 00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:51,001 More or less. 747 00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:54,626 About time too, dear. Is he from Algeria? 748 00:42:54,959 --> 00:42:57,292 Not from Oran, I hope. I hate them. 749 00:42:57,459 --> 00:42:58,959 No, from further south. 750 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:00,501 Is she from Mali? 751 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,209 Not from Bamako, I hope. 752 00:43:02,501 --> 00:43:04,042 I hate them. 753 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:07,834 No, she's from further north. 754 00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:09,917 Northerners are honest folks. 755 00:43:10,084 --> 00:43:12,251 Southerners are honest folks. 756 00:43:12,959 --> 00:43:13,792 Tassili? 757 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:16,292 - Further south. - Further south? 758 00:43:16,626 --> 00:43:18,292 She's from Mopti then? 759 00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,459 - No, further north. - Further north? 760 00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:22,626 Further south is Mali! 761 00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:26,126 Further north is Algeria! She's not Algerian? 762 00:43:27,334 --> 00:43:29,251 He's not Malian? 763 00:43:31,251 --> 00:43:33,834 - From In Guezam then. - Exactly. 764 00:43:34,376 --> 00:43:36,251 As long as he's not Black. 765 00:43:36,792 --> 00:43:38,501 As long as she's not an Arab. 766 00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:43,042 Then again, honey, Arabs have big hips. 767 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:44,959 And real hair. 768 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:47,417 And haggle well at the market. 769 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,751 But that's all. As for the rest... 770 00:43:51,084 --> 00:43:53,417 Girls aren't like they used to be! 771 00:43:53,584 --> 00:43:56,709 They won't stay at home, they want minibreaks, 772 00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:59,292 they want to go to Coyote Park. 773 00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:01,751 With a park just outside. 774 00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:03,209 A good one. 775 00:44:03,376 --> 00:44:05,626 Why pay when there's a free one 776 00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:07,084 just outside? 777 00:44:07,251 --> 00:44:10,126 I actually agree with you for once. 778 00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:18,001 See you tomorrow. 779 00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:19,501 Take care. 780 00:44:21,042 --> 00:44:22,459 I have a surprise. 781 00:44:23,042 --> 00:44:24,417 I love surprises. What is it? 782 00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:26,959 A romantic trip to the sun. 783 00:44:27,626 --> 00:44:28,459 The Maldives? 784 00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:30,251 Better, no time difference. 785 00:44:44,126 --> 00:44:45,292 Really romantic! 786 00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:48,167 It was this or no weekend. 787 00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:52,584 You drive so slowly! I don't believe it! 788 00:44:52,751 --> 00:44:54,001 I'm just careful. 789 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,001 There's stuff Blacks can't do. 790 00:44:57,084 --> 00:45:00,209 Skiing, swimming, driving... Speed up! 791 00:45:01,709 --> 00:45:03,167 We didn't steal the car. 792 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,292 Meaning? 793 00:45:04,459 --> 00:45:05,709 Nothing at all. 794 00:45:05,876 --> 00:45:08,626 Your brother's keys are a screwdriver, right? 795 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,001 A joke! 796 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,417 - Pee stop? - After 15 miles?! 797 00:45:13,584 --> 00:45:15,084 Please, Noom, stop. 798 00:45:17,459 --> 00:45:18,834 I'm gonna wet myself. 799 00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:20,459 I need to go too. 800 00:45:20,626 --> 00:45:22,001 You're a drag. 801 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:25,167 You don't know how it feels. 802 00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:34,709 It takes them 15 minutes to piss?! 803 00:45:35,126 --> 00:45:36,792 Let's have the radio on. 804 00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:39,042 I love this. 805 00:45:39,209 --> 00:45:41,834 Aim for the moon 806 00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:43,876 It doesn't scare me 807 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,167 Even worn out 808 00:45:46,334 --> 00:45:49,084 I believe in Weight Watchers... 809 00:45:49,251 --> 00:45:51,417 Stop! Are you nuts? 810 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,917 Grow up, that's for teenyboppers! 811 00:45:54,667 --> 00:45:58,084 Listen to real French songs with proper lyrics. 812 00:45:58,626 --> 00:46:00,334 You want my pecker? 813 00:46:00,501 --> 00:46:02,001 You're gonna get it 814 00:46:05,626 --> 00:46:06,459 Cut it out! 815 00:46:07,459 --> 00:46:10,501 Come to my kasbah I'll make you gaga 816 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:13,876 Come to my bungalow For a titty show 817 00:46:15,876 --> 00:46:17,709 You're a hopeless case. 818 00:46:18,626 --> 00:46:21,042 Ok, some music everyone likes... 819 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,459 I'll be right back. 820 00:46:39,042 --> 00:46:39,917 Hello. 821 00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:44,126 This is the largest and greenest Coyote Park in Europe. 822 00:46:44,292 --> 00:46:45,876 - How big? - 435 hectares. 823 00:46:46,042 --> 00:46:48,417 435? How about that! 824 00:46:56,459 --> 00:46:58,334 The water park is great, right? 825 00:46:58,501 --> 00:46:59,876 Yes. Want to see it? 826 00:47:00,042 --> 00:47:00,876 I'd love to. 827 00:47:01,042 --> 00:47:02,792 Come on, I'll show you. 828 00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:26,084 Don't mind me! I'm not blind. 829 00:47:26,251 --> 00:47:28,542 Settle in and enjoy your stay. 830 00:47:28,709 --> 00:47:31,126 If you need anything, I'm here to help. 831 00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,542 Thank you. 832 00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:33,959 That was great. 833 00:47:34,126 --> 00:47:36,209 Crazy golf? The water chute? 834 00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:39,209 We're kinda beat after the drive. 835 00:47:39,376 --> 00:47:41,876 We'll have a quick half-hour nap. 836 00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:43,834 Just half an hour. 837 00:47:44,001 --> 00:47:45,084 It's open. 838 00:47:45,667 --> 00:47:47,542 It's really cute! 839 00:47:48,376 --> 00:47:51,709 An hour and a half. They're animals! 840 00:47:52,209 --> 00:47:55,667 No, just normal human beings in love. 841 00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:57,459 Let's go, young lovers! 842 00:47:57,626 --> 00:47:58,667 You're here! 843 00:47:58,834 --> 00:47:59,917 You bet. 844 00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:01,417 - Where to? - The castle. 845 00:48:01,584 --> 00:48:03,876 - We've been waiting an hour. - Let's go. 846 00:48:28,126 --> 00:48:29,792 Julien says Noom's on edge. 847 00:48:31,917 --> 00:48:33,209 He'll snap soon. 848 00:48:34,584 --> 00:48:37,584 It's all clear with you and Julien. You're going wild. 849 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,292 Turn over, please. 850 00:48:46,001 --> 00:48:47,251 It's relaxing. 851 00:48:48,001 --> 00:48:49,626 You should try it too. 852 00:48:51,292 --> 00:48:53,084 Know how you and I differ? 853 00:48:53,251 --> 00:48:54,251 No. 854 00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:56,126 I buy cucumbers for my eyes. 855 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,751 When are you removing that poker? 856 00:48:59,334 --> 00:49:01,167 So uptight, you stress us all out. 857 00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:10,834 Give it a rest, ok. 858 00:49:21,084 --> 00:49:22,459 - You're beautiful! - Thanks. 859 00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:29,209 That girl looks familiar... 860 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:32,667 Didn't she show us to the bungalow? 861 00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:34,167 Yes, that's her. 862 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:42,917 What's her name? 863 00:49:43,084 --> 00:49:44,334 Vanessa, I think. 864 00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:46,126 She's beautiful. 865 00:49:46,292 --> 00:49:47,417 She's ok. 866 00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:17,917 Bravo. Not bad. 867 00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:21,042 I don't find her that amazing. 868 00:50:22,042 --> 00:50:23,167 Want to try it? 869 00:50:23,334 --> 00:50:25,417 I was a swim champ at school. 870 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,834 I never told you? Watch this. 871 00:50:29,917 --> 00:50:32,209 - What're you doing? - Wimp. 872 00:50:32,376 --> 00:50:33,751 Gonna dive? 873 00:50:33,917 --> 00:50:35,376 It's a bluff. 874 00:50:40,001 --> 00:50:42,042 10 euros she won't do it. 875 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:46,709 She's not gonna do it. 876 00:50:47,042 --> 00:50:48,751 She'll stop at the edge. 877 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:12,876 Swim champ, my ass! 878 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:14,667 Help her! 879 00:51:14,959 --> 00:51:16,001 I can't swim. 880 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:17,626 Do something! 881 00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:24,209 Stand back, please. Give her air. 882 00:51:35,709 --> 00:51:37,292 There, she isn't dead! 883 00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:39,376 That's good... 884 00:51:40,459 --> 00:51:43,001 I don't know how to thank you. 885 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:44,709 Just doing my job. 886 00:51:44,876 --> 00:51:46,917 You're fantastic, thanks. 887 00:51:47,334 --> 00:51:48,501 You're welcome. 888 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:50,334 What a fright! 889 00:51:50,501 --> 00:51:51,542 I'll be going. 890 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,292 Wait. Are you ok, Amelle? 891 00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:54,501 Everything ok? 892 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:55,876 I'm ok, thanks. 893 00:51:57,667 --> 00:52:00,292 Everyone calls Amelle Two Face now. 894 00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:04,126 Seriously? Shit! The shame of it! 895 00:52:04,292 --> 00:52:05,376 I'll get her. 896 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:06,626 Hurry. 897 00:52:07,626 --> 00:52:08,709 All dressed up? 898 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,334 We're going clubbing. 899 00:52:10,501 --> 00:52:12,876 Changed your mind? For the hot bimbos? 900 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,084 - Forget the bimbos. - Not staying with me? 901 00:52:15,251 --> 00:52:17,501 Get some rest. You need it. 902 00:52:18,126 --> 00:52:19,459 - What's up? - I'm coming. 903 00:52:19,626 --> 00:52:21,209 No, you're not coming! 904 00:52:22,751 --> 00:52:23,751 Fuck! 905 00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:25,709 Why go clubbing with my girl? 906 00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:28,459 It's like taking food to a restaurant. 907 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:40,584 Shit... Get lost! 908 00:52:42,709 --> 00:52:44,042 The day's heroine! 909 00:52:44,459 --> 00:52:45,959 - How's it going? - Great. 910 00:52:46,126 --> 00:52:48,042 - What's your name again? - Noom. 911 00:52:49,376 --> 00:52:52,459 You did an amazing job this afternoon. 912 00:52:52,626 --> 00:52:53,626 Want a drink? 913 00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:55,626 Some champagne. 914 00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:58,251 Excuse me! A glass of champagne! 915 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:00,584 What do you do? 916 00:53:00,751 --> 00:53:01,751 I'm in stand-up. 917 00:53:02,251 --> 00:53:03,751 Yeah? Where? 918 00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:07,209 I'm writing now and working for a multinational. 919 00:53:07,917 --> 00:53:10,334 That reminds me of a joke. Listen... 920 00:53:15,584 --> 00:53:17,792 Look, he's laughing like a hyena! 921 00:53:18,084 --> 00:53:21,292 Why's he being such a slut? See who he's talking to? 922 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,584 Didn't she save your life? 923 00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:25,876 Yeah. Hideous hair color. 924 00:53:26,042 --> 00:53:26,876 I like it. 925 00:53:27,042 --> 00:53:29,584 If they look, pretend we're having a blast. 926 00:53:30,334 --> 00:53:31,459 Cheers! 927 00:53:35,834 --> 00:53:37,584 It's wild here... 928 00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:47,501 The butterfly now! 929 00:53:48,501 --> 00:53:49,584 - What? - Nothing. 930 00:53:53,126 --> 00:53:55,001 - How's it going? - Great. 931 00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:56,501 - Having fun? - It's cool. 932 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,001 So I see. 933 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:01,209 - Remember me? - Two Face, right? 934 00:54:02,376 --> 00:54:04,126 No, I'm Amelle, his girl. 935 00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:06,042 His lover, not a friend. 936 00:54:06,501 --> 00:54:07,292 OK. 937 00:54:07,459 --> 00:54:08,667 How you’d do your roots? 938 00:54:09,001 --> 00:54:10,959 Let's talk about your color. 939 00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:12,084 Lay off her! 940 00:54:12,501 --> 00:54:14,792 You're coming on to her in front of me! 941 00:54:14,959 --> 00:54:18,167 I'm not. And I bet she doesn't wait a month! 942 00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:19,751 Just drop it, ok. 943 00:54:22,001 --> 00:54:23,459 What's the problem? 944 00:54:24,251 --> 00:54:25,459 What's up? 945 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,209 Everything's fine. 946 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:32,001 I was kidding! I'm sloshed! 947 00:54:33,501 --> 00:54:36,126 Let go of me! Communists! 948 00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:39,667 Thank you. 949 00:54:39,834 --> 00:54:40,834 It's ok! 950 00:54:42,251 --> 00:54:43,542 I get the message! 951 00:54:44,667 --> 00:54:47,876 When I finally get into a club, I'm thrown out. Thanks. 952 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:51,001 My head... 953 00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:54,709 The way you screamed when security picked you up! 954 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:57,667 What? And you didn't scream? 955 00:54:57,834 --> 00:54:58,667 I didn't scream. 956 00:54:58,834 --> 00:54:59,834 I was defending you! 957 00:55:00,001 --> 00:55:01,626 No, you were in pain. 958 00:55:05,042 --> 00:55:07,376 Don't let me influence anyone, 959 00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:10,251 but if I was his chick and he screamed like that, 960 00:55:10,417 --> 00:55:11,376 it'd be over. 961 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:13,917 If I was your chick and you came on to other babes, 962 00:55:14,084 --> 00:55:15,876 I'd have left you long ago. 963 00:55:16,584 --> 00:55:17,542 I never did that! 964 00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:20,042 Good morning. 965 00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:24,709 If you need to talk, I'm here. 966 00:55:27,209 --> 00:55:28,084 Bastards... 967 00:55:28,251 --> 00:55:29,542 Diving for Dummies 968 00:55:31,251 --> 00:55:32,667 Did you tell them? 969 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,542 No, your belly-flop's on YouTube. 970 00:55:35,709 --> 00:55:36,709 1 million hits. 971 00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:40,584 I wanted to tell you... 972 00:55:41,126 --> 00:55:42,626 Sorry about Vanessa. 973 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:43,917 I went too far. 974 00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:46,001 It's tough for me, see. 975 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,751 But I can wait another month. 976 00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:50,501 You're worth it. 977 00:55:51,292 --> 00:55:52,459 We're not animals. 978 00:55:54,376 --> 00:55:56,542 Right, I'll be going. 979 00:56:00,626 --> 00:56:01,542 What? 980 00:56:02,167 --> 00:56:03,292 I'm ready. 981 00:56:04,084 --> 00:56:06,751 - Ready for what? - Soccer, stupid! 982 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:10,126 Who's the man? 983 00:56:24,501 --> 00:56:25,584 Good job! 984 00:56:26,042 --> 00:56:28,626 Whassup? Shut your mouth! 985 00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:36,917 Go, Noom! Go, Noom! 986 00:56:50,376 --> 00:56:51,709 Keep going! 987 00:57:07,126 --> 00:57:09,792 It's me! I just did it with Amelle. 988 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:11,417 You bet I was good! 989 00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:14,292 Barbara? Hi... 990 00:57:14,792 --> 00:57:16,626 Yes, we just did it. 991 00:57:17,709 --> 00:57:19,376 She got the black magic. 992 00:57:24,251 --> 00:57:26,667 Yeah, good but you know... 993 00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,626 Yeah... No, totally. 994 00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:39,501 I gave her the all-night millennium package! 995 00:57:41,209 --> 00:57:44,501 He kept on spanking my behind 996 00:57:44,667 --> 00:57:45,959 like a jungle drum! 997 00:57:46,292 --> 00:57:48,417 You like that, huh? 998 00:57:54,084 --> 00:57:57,042 She was wild, begging for more. 999 00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,292 He went like your little dog... 1000 00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:02,167 She was going... 1001 00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:07,501 I love this! I love it! 1002 00:58:10,126 --> 00:58:11,251 The guy was crazy! 1003 00:58:11,751 --> 00:58:14,167 He said, "insult me!" 1004 00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:15,959 I said, "Screw you!" 1005 00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:27,959 I have to get back. 1006 00:58:28,126 --> 00:58:31,792 You bet I'm going back. Time for round 2. 1007 00:58:33,251 --> 00:58:35,334 Hold on... I'll call you later. 1008 00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:48,209 How was life before me? Had many guys? 1009 00:58:48,376 --> 00:58:49,709 You don't ask that. 1010 00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:50,959 You can tell me. 1011 00:58:51,126 --> 00:58:52,376 How many chicks for you? 1012 00:58:52,542 --> 00:58:54,917 I'm a guy, it's different. 1013 00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:57,292 No idea, I never counted. 1014 00:58:59,917 --> 00:59:02,042 19. And you? 1015 00:59:02,209 --> 00:59:03,417 Hold on... 1016 00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:06,834 23. And 24 with you. 1017 00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:08,126 24?! 1018 00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:13,209 Yeah, 24. What's the problem? 1019 00:59:13,376 --> 00:59:15,042 How could you have 24? 1020 00:59:15,209 --> 00:59:17,542 You started in kindergarten or what? 1021 00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:18,626 Judging me? 1022 00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:19,959 No, but 24's a lot. 1023 00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:21,542 You're judging me! 1024 00:59:22,209 --> 00:59:23,834 I'm not. It's your life. 1025 00:59:24,001 --> 00:59:26,626 Yes, it's my life. And it's my business. 1026 00:59:26,792 --> 00:59:28,417 I mean, 24's a lot. 1027 00:59:31,459 --> 00:59:32,709 Those 24... 1028 00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:34,542 If you ranked them... 1029 00:59:35,126 --> 00:59:36,667 Where am I? Second? First? 1030 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:38,126 - I can't answer! - Why not? 1031 00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:40,292 It's not some dumb competition! 1032 00:59:40,459 --> 00:59:42,334 - I don't care. - Seriously? 1033 00:59:43,001 --> 00:59:46,042 I'm kidding, ok! 1034 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,501 Amelle, I don't care about that. 1035 00:59:50,834 --> 00:59:53,542 Come on, give me a cuddle. 1036 00:59:53,709 --> 00:59:54,667 OK. 1037 00:59:58,584 --> 01:00:01,876 What's going on? What's that lecherous look? 1038 01:00:02,042 --> 01:00:03,709 Nothing. I'm not... 1039 01:00:03,876 --> 01:00:04,751 Sorry. 1040 01:00:05,709 --> 01:00:06,542 Excuse me. 1041 01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:13,792 The great thing with Jeff is his mermaid tattoo 1042 01:00:13,959 --> 01:00:15,292 matches his fishy breath! 1043 01:00:17,001 --> 01:00:18,251 Poor guy. Stop it. 1044 01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:20,917 Imagine he worked for Blue Elephant! 1045 01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:25,542 You have no right! 1046 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,959 With his greasy, Droopy Dog hair. 1047 01:00:34,917 --> 01:00:36,251 We're going to be late. 1048 01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:39,292 I have to make a good impression on your folks. 1049 01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:42,292 They know you're Arab. Dad said, 1050 01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:45,167 "if the second is African, it makes up for the Arab!" 1051 01:00:45,584 --> 01:00:47,001 Taking two wives too? 1052 01:00:47,167 --> 01:00:48,209 Of course not. 1053 01:00:48,376 --> 01:00:50,501 I'm French, fully integrated. 1054 01:00:51,376 --> 01:00:52,751 I'll get a mistress. 1055 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:54,126 Come on, let's go. 1056 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:04,876 I'm starving. I hope they serve halal meat. 1057 01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:06,417 You're weird. 1058 01:01:07,334 --> 01:01:09,751 Yesterday, we had sex and now you eat halal? 1059 01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:11,167 A hijab tomorrow? 1060 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:12,167 Why not? 1061 01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:13,876 Wear a hijab and it's over. 1062 01:01:14,042 --> 01:01:14,917 Not fair! 1063 01:01:15,084 --> 01:01:17,376 The hijab scares France and I'm French. 1064 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,501 Great attitude, Mr. France! 1065 01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:24,292 Life is choices: hijab or G-string, period! 1066 01:01:24,459 --> 01:01:27,834 I make you choose between a bone in your nose or your lip? 1067 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:30,501 Hello! 1068 01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:34,251 3 hours later 1069 01:01:34,751 --> 01:01:37,542 Thanks again. It was delicious. 1070 01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:41,542 What's the idea behind the burqa? 1071 01:01:41,709 --> 01:01:42,959 Guess who? Burqa! 1072 01:01:43,126 --> 01:01:45,209 Want to know something? 1073 01:01:45,376 --> 01:01:47,751 It's kind of awkward to say... 1074 01:01:47,917 --> 01:01:49,376 But you guys stink! 1075 01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:51,834 It's awkward to say this too 1076 01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:53,876 but it's scary flying next to you. 1077 01:01:54,042 --> 01:01:56,292 All you do is stare at butts! 1078 01:01:56,459 --> 01:01:59,251 "A butt! My dick's as big as Paris! 1079 01:02:00,459 --> 01:02:02,501 I'll wear it as a necktie. 1080 01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:05,626 Hi, here's my schlong, let's get acquainted." 1081 01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:08,334 You're in war and bombings! 1082 01:02:08,501 --> 01:02:11,792 You wear flip-flops in winter! Call that normal? 1083 01:02:11,959 --> 01:02:14,042 How about 9-11 and all that? 1084 01:02:14,209 --> 01:02:15,667 The Twin Towers, the planes! 1085 01:02:15,834 --> 01:02:19,876 All you eat is chicken and rice! Try varying the diet! 1086 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,126 Terrorists, shooting away! 1087 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:23,459 Everyone dies! 1088 01:02:26,501 --> 01:02:28,959 Hold on! The condom ruptured! 1089 01:02:35,584 --> 01:02:36,792 No big deal. 1090 01:02:37,209 --> 01:02:38,501 It is. 1091 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,834 - What? - Maybe I caught something. 1092 01:02:41,001 --> 01:02:42,959 - What? - Some African disease. 1093 01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,376 Bullshit. 1094 01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:45,917 But that's not all. 1095 01:02:46,084 --> 01:02:47,334 I'm not on the pill. 1096 01:02:47,501 --> 01:02:48,751 Hold on a second! 1097 01:02:50,417 --> 01:02:52,292 - You could get pregnant? - Yes. 1098 01:02:52,917 --> 01:02:55,001 What a dumb bitch! Fuck! 1099 01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:57,292 You've fucked up my life! 1100 01:02:57,667 --> 01:02:59,334 You could be pregnant? 1101 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,292 I knew it! That's Arabs for you! 1102 01:03:02,459 --> 01:03:04,417 You stab us in the back! 1103 01:03:05,626 --> 01:03:07,751 Don't touch me! Once is enough! 1104 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:10,001 - I have the answer. - There isn't one. 1105 01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:12,042 The morning-after pill. 1106 01:03:14,751 --> 01:03:16,209 Of course. No problem. 1107 01:03:17,584 --> 01:03:19,042 I was so scared! 1108 01:03:20,251 --> 01:03:22,709 It's all right. Go buy it. 1109 01:03:22,876 --> 01:03:25,501 The pharmacist knows me. You go. 1110 01:03:26,834 --> 01:03:28,126 I was on the level. 1111 01:03:28,626 --> 01:03:29,959 I brought condoms. 1112 01:03:30,501 --> 01:03:32,501 You aren't on the pill. Live with it. 1113 01:03:33,001 --> 01:03:34,501 Go or we have a kid! 1114 01:03:48,126 --> 01:03:49,751 Take the pill, quick! 1115 01:03:50,542 --> 01:03:52,417 I'm Black, I'm super-fertile! 1116 01:03:53,376 --> 01:03:56,376 I was thinking while you were away. We should keep it. 1117 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,376 Shut your mouth. 1118 01:03:57,542 --> 01:04:00,917 A mixed-race kid like Barack Obama. Maybe he'll be president. 1119 01:04:01,084 --> 01:04:03,126 We can't know his future. 1120 01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:06,334 I've found a great name. Know what we'll call him? 1121 01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:08,292 Abdelkader! 1122 01:04:09,876 --> 01:04:11,376 Amelle, cut it out now. 1123 01:04:11,792 --> 01:04:13,876 We're not ready! We can't! 1124 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:16,292 My PlayStation only has one control! 1125 01:04:19,417 --> 01:04:20,376 What is it? 1126 01:04:21,084 --> 01:04:22,334 A contraction. 1127 01:04:23,501 --> 01:04:25,334 Take it or I'll beat you up. 1128 01:04:25,501 --> 01:04:26,584 It may not work. 1129 01:04:26,751 --> 01:04:29,126 Take it or I'll whup you for sure! 1130 01:04:29,292 --> 01:04:30,334 Give me some water. 1131 01:04:32,084 --> 01:04:33,626 Here you go. 1132 01:04:34,209 --> 01:04:35,042 Take it. 1133 01:04:42,876 --> 01:04:43,792 Open wide. 1134 01:04:49,834 --> 01:04:51,501 She's totally crazy. 1135 01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:54,667 She thinks we can have kids at random. 1136 01:04:55,626 --> 01:04:57,376 I mean, I'm not West Indian. 1137 01:04:57,917 --> 01:04:59,792 That stern air 1138 01:05:00,584 --> 01:05:02,709 hides a fiery personality, right? 1139 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:05,834 I'm not that easy either. 1140 01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:07,751 An espresso. 1141 01:05:09,876 --> 01:05:11,251 I'm Sami. 1142 01:05:11,709 --> 01:05:13,376 I finish at 5. We can talk. 1143 01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:15,751 Lovely... 1144 01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:18,751 Talk about... 1145 01:05:20,501 --> 01:05:21,667 Change tactics. 1146 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,876 - Think so? - You're too direct. 1147 01:05:24,376 --> 01:05:25,792 I was this close. 1148 01:05:27,292 --> 01:05:28,959 You think so too? 1149 01:05:29,709 --> 01:05:31,376 Happiness is woe's silence. 1150 01:05:39,459 --> 01:05:41,626 Happiness is woe's silence. 1151 01:05:43,709 --> 01:05:44,917 That's beautiful. 1152 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:48,709 I wanted to say, there won't be a 25th. 1153 01:05:49,084 --> 01:05:50,126 Yeah? 1154 01:05:50,709 --> 01:05:52,376 For me, there won't be... 1155 01:05:53,751 --> 01:05:54,584 another. 1156 01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:55,751 A 20th. 1157 01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:57,667 Right, that's it. 1158 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,001 Hey, Amelle... 1159 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:06,584 I haven't met your folks. 1160 01:06:06,959 --> 01:06:08,376 Is something wrong? 1161 01:06:08,709 --> 01:06:10,667 No, not with my folks. 1162 01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:13,001 I told you they're open-minded. 1163 01:06:13,376 --> 01:06:15,459 Yeah? So when do I meet them? 1164 01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:16,501 Whenever. 1165 01:06:16,667 --> 01:06:17,584 Tomorrow. 1166 01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:19,459 That's not possible. 1167 01:06:19,626 --> 01:06:20,626 The day after. 1168 01:06:21,751 --> 01:06:23,667 Amelle, you can't hide me forever. 1169 01:06:23,834 --> 01:06:25,001 Did I say I would? 1170 01:06:25,167 --> 01:06:26,876 If you're ashamed, say so. 1171 01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,042 I'm not ashamed of you! But Dad's away. 1172 01:06:30,209 --> 01:06:31,792 After my dance show. 1173 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,667 After your show. 1174 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:40,084 We meet the folks. 1175 01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:41,876 Dad, Mom... 1176 01:06:42,251 --> 01:06:44,084 Uncle, kids, grandkids... 1177 01:06:46,751 --> 01:06:48,459 All the terrorists... 1178 01:06:48,834 --> 01:06:50,834 Stop winding me up. 1179 01:06:51,001 --> 01:06:53,042 There has to be one in the family. 1180 01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,376 Some little bearded guy 1181 01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:58,167 letting off firecrackers in the garden! 1182 01:07:00,376 --> 01:07:02,126 - Move it. - Give me a break. 1183 01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:04,126 He hates us being late. 1184 01:07:06,334 --> 01:07:08,584 - Are your folks coming? - No, Noom is. 1185 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:25,501 Take a seat, sir. 1186 01:07:27,417 --> 01:07:29,501 If she wanted us here, she'd have invited us. 1187 01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:33,501 She has a lot of things to deal with right now. 1188 01:07:34,001 --> 01:07:35,917 It slipped her mind. 1189 01:07:36,084 --> 01:07:37,292 All right. 1190 01:07:37,459 --> 01:07:39,376 I'm sure she'll be pleased. 1191 01:07:44,292 --> 01:07:46,251 Big crowd for a dance show. 1192 01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:47,417 Imagine you here. 1193 01:07:47,584 --> 01:07:50,792 My dream, a big stage, loads of people... 1194 01:07:50,959 --> 01:07:51,876 It's scary. 1195 01:07:52,417 --> 01:07:53,751 A lot of pressure. 1196 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:55,751 But I'm ready for it. 1197 01:07:55,917 --> 01:07:57,584 - Been writing? - Every day. 1198 01:07:57,751 --> 01:07:59,334 Apart from text messages. 1199 01:07:59,501 --> 01:08:01,292 I've written about you. 1200 01:08:01,459 --> 01:08:04,376 A redhead pal squatting my place. It's funny. 1201 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:05,542 About me? 1202 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,376 Go, baby! 1203 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:21,167 You were awesome! That was great! 1204 01:09:21,334 --> 01:09:22,876 Well, you were. 1205 01:09:24,959 --> 01:09:26,834 There's a guy staring at us. 1206 01:09:28,209 --> 01:09:29,251 Dad? 1207 01:09:30,751 --> 01:09:32,334 What are you doing here? 1208 01:09:32,917 --> 01:09:35,751 This is great! How are you? 1209 01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:38,209 Everyone swaps kisses here... 1210 01:09:39,167 --> 01:09:40,667 Come home, I've made cakes. 1211 01:09:40,834 --> 01:09:41,667 Really? 1212 01:09:42,251 --> 01:09:44,084 Yes, all come back. 1213 01:09:44,251 --> 01:09:46,584 That's kind but we're tired. 1214 01:09:46,751 --> 01:09:47,959 Let's all go. 1215 01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:49,751 He said all of you. 1216 01:09:49,917 --> 01:09:51,959 No, we'll be going. Bye, Safia. 1217 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:55,209 I was so stressed, I thought I forgot to invite you. 1218 01:09:55,376 --> 01:09:56,626 You did forget. 1219 01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:59,209 Without Jeff, we'd have missed it. 1220 01:10:04,876 --> 01:10:05,792 I have to go. 1221 01:10:05,959 --> 01:10:06,876 Already? 1222 01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:09,084 He's on duty tonight. 1223 01:10:10,501 --> 01:10:11,959 Thank you. 1224 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,084 I loved the cakes. 1225 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,667 Glad to have met you. I hope we see you soon. 1226 01:10:16,834 --> 01:10:17,876 So do I. Goodbye. 1227 01:10:18,251 --> 01:10:19,792 Goodbye, Mr. Comedian. 1228 01:10:20,792 --> 01:10:22,584 I'll just show him out. 1229 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:24,167 Do as you want. 1230 01:10:24,334 --> 01:10:25,709 It went well. 1231 01:10:27,626 --> 01:10:28,834 You're impossible. 1232 01:10:29,001 --> 01:10:32,292 You bet. She brings a Black here and she kisses him too. 1233 01:10:32,876 --> 01:10:35,042 - Your parents are cool. - I told you. 1234 01:10:35,209 --> 01:10:37,251 You always spoil the best times. 1235 01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:40,417 Are you color blind or what? Can't you see he's Black? 1236 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:43,167 I was stressed about it but... 1237 01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:46,084 I'll see you later? 1238 01:10:46,626 --> 01:10:48,042 OK, bye. 1239 01:11:01,876 --> 01:11:04,251 Your father's perfectly fine. 1240 01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,667 But he keeps saying, 1241 01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:07,584 "I want to die, I want to die." 1242 01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:10,376 Good luck. 1243 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:12,876 Go on in. 1244 01:11:13,417 --> 01:11:15,209 I'll get something to drink. 1245 01:11:16,084 --> 01:11:18,542 Dad, what's going on here? 1246 01:11:18,709 --> 01:11:20,459 You tried to kill your dad. 1247 01:11:20,626 --> 01:11:23,167 I did right, I brought you to France... 1248 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,876 and you bring a Black home. Euthanize me. 1249 01:11:27,042 --> 01:11:29,167 Enough talk of euthanasia, Dad. 1250 01:11:29,334 --> 01:11:31,376 Stay with the Black and I'm not your dad. 1251 01:11:33,501 --> 01:11:35,959 I'm not in love, he's just a friend. 1252 01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:38,376 A friend? So why did you kiss him? 1253 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:42,167 I don't know. I do odd things when I'm tired. 1254 01:11:42,334 --> 01:11:43,334 He forced me. 1255 01:11:44,209 --> 01:11:47,917 He's not important. Can you really see me with a Black? 1256 01:11:49,209 --> 01:11:52,959 That's reassuring. I knew you had your head on straight. 1257 01:11:53,126 --> 01:11:55,251 But if he forced you, see the police. 1258 01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:56,709 OK, Dad, ok. 1259 01:11:56,876 --> 01:11:58,709 I have to get back to work. 1260 01:11:59,084 --> 01:12:00,167 Try to rest. 1261 01:12:03,626 --> 01:12:05,084 Don't do anything silly. 1262 01:12:05,251 --> 01:12:08,376 If you don't do anything silly, I won't either! 1263 01:12:36,584 --> 01:12:38,459 Wait, please! Wait! 1264 01:13:02,751 --> 01:13:04,542 Hold on a second. 1265 01:13:05,876 --> 01:13:07,209 - Where to? - The suburbs. 1266 01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:09,084 - No way. - Because I'm Black? 1267 01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:12,334 And I'm yellow? Get lost, stupid! 1268 01:13:23,917 --> 01:13:25,376 - Are you ok? - I'm fine. 1269 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:28,292 Noom called to say he's resigning. 1270 01:13:28,459 --> 01:13:30,167 The pressure, I guess. 1271 01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:32,959 He can always find work in a kebab place. 1272 01:13:33,126 --> 01:13:35,084 Of course. You heard about my dad? 1273 01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,501 - No - He's in the hospital. 1274 01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:38,792 You know why? 1275 01:13:38,959 --> 01:13:40,876 Someone invited him to see 1276 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:43,417 something he didn't want to see. Ring a bell? Sami! 1277 01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:47,126 You're fired. Just go. 1278 01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:48,251 What? 1279 01:13:49,042 --> 01:13:51,917 You can't do this to me. Starbucks is my life! 1280 01:13:52,084 --> 01:13:54,417 I love you, Amelle. The Starbucks mermaid 1281 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:56,626 is like a mother for me! 1282 01:13:57,126 --> 01:13:59,626 I do it all here, all three areas! 1283 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:04,542 Three weeks later... 1284 01:14:05,751 --> 01:14:06,834 Hello, dear. 1285 01:14:07,001 --> 01:14:08,084 Juda! 1286 01:14:08,542 --> 01:14:10,917 I thought you were in Algeria! 1287 01:14:11,334 --> 01:14:14,376 No, I wasn't in Algeria, I was in Miami. 1288 01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:17,251 Miami? You don't speak any English. 1289 01:14:17,417 --> 01:14:21,501 You need to speak English to go to Miami? 1290 01:14:22,126 --> 01:14:24,251 I came when I heard about your dad. 1291 01:14:26,209 --> 01:14:28,084 He makes such a mess of things. 1292 01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:30,542 And you too. You too. 1293 01:14:30,959 --> 01:14:34,417 You think it's still the Middle Ages or what? 1294 01:14:34,584 --> 01:14:36,376 You always told me, 1295 01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:38,584 "Go with a Black 1296 01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,876 and God will make you have an accident." 1297 01:14:41,376 --> 01:14:44,209 I said that way before the iPhone. 1298 01:14:44,376 --> 01:14:48,001 You have to move with the times, my girl. 1299 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:51,751 To keep a man, cook good meals for him. 1300 01:14:52,042 --> 01:14:54,001 And, above all, 1301 01:14:54,167 --> 01:14:55,917 you need plastic bosoms. 1302 01:14:56,084 --> 01:14:58,792 Huge plastic bosoms. Men love them. 1303 01:15:00,126 --> 01:15:01,542 You've changed, Juda. 1304 01:15:01,709 --> 01:15:03,959 No, dear, I move with the times. 1305 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:07,667 Listen, dear, the main thing is 1306 01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:11,417 that he's a decent guy who takes care of you. 1307 01:15:12,459 --> 01:15:14,376 I hope he's a decent guy. 1308 01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:22,876 Go on, what are you waiting for? 1309 01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:23,876 And Dad? 1310 01:15:24,667 --> 01:15:28,709 He's my son and I'll set him straight about this. 1311 01:15:29,084 --> 01:15:30,251 Off you go. 1312 01:15:31,334 --> 01:15:32,292 Thank you. 1313 01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:16,501 Why're you here? 1314 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:19,417 I wanted to say what you heard at the hospital 1315 01:16:19,584 --> 01:16:21,876 was for my dad's sake. I didn't mean it. 1316 01:16:22,042 --> 01:16:23,959 I was a coward but too bad. 1317 01:16:24,376 --> 01:16:25,959 Isn't it a bit late? 1318 01:16:26,209 --> 01:16:28,667 - It's never too late. - For me it is. 1319 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,001 I can get plastic boobs. 1320 01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:33,417 Hi there! 1321 01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:36,084 I'll leave you to it. 1322 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:39,667 The Coyote Park chick? 1323 01:16:39,834 --> 01:16:41,667 I'm just helping her out. 1324 01:16:41,834 --> 01:16:42,917 Helping her out? 1325 01:16:43,084 --> 01:16:45,417 Helping yourself to her ass! I'm not stupid! 1326 01:16:45,584 --> 01:16:48,542 I was ready to turn my own dad against me 1327 01:16:48,917 --> 01:16:51,709 and you sleep with the first bimbo along? 1328 01:16:52,126 --> 01:16:55,292 How can you look at yourself in the mirror? 1329 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:57,084 That's a good one. 1330 01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:27,792 Strike 1331 01:17:34,167 --> 01:17:35,126 Taxi! 1332 01:17:36,167 --> 01:17:37,751 - Where to? - Paris 1333 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,501 - Sorry. - Coz I'm an Arab? 1334 01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:41,626 I'm an Arab too, dumb-ass! 1335 01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:43,501 Get your hands off my car! 1336 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:45,584 Go back home! 1337 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:55,084 Six months later... 1338 01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:58,459 - Can I have a word? - Quick, I'm unstressing. 1339 01:17:59,126 --> 01:18:01,751 Amelle's making a fortune in her new job. 1340 01:18:02,459 --> 01:18:05,001 You screwed up! She could have kept you... 1341 01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:07,042 Thanks, that'll help me relax. 1342 01:18:07,209 --> 01:18:09,876 It's ok, you're funnier than Dubosc! 1343 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:18,209 That's why I say 1344 01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:20,042 a Black-Arab couple won't work. 1345 01:18:20,209 --> 01:18:21,751 Sorry, it just won't. 1346 01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:24,834 Ok, you Arab girls have big hips and real hair... 1347 01:18:26,334 --> 01:18:27,167 He's right. 1348 01:18:29,459 --> 01:18:30,792 You don't get it! 1349 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,917 Suffering is more heroic than dying fast. 1350 01:18:36,334 --> 01:18:37,917 Blair Witch? You're here? 1351 01:18:38,084 --> 01:18:39,626 You're screwing up, man! 1352 01:18:39,792 --> 01:18:41,167 Just go to her. 1353 01:18:41,334 --> 01:18:42,959 After what she did? No way. 1354 01:18:43,126 --> 01:18:43,959 She loves you. 1355 01:18:45,084 --> 01:18:48,001 She told us. She fell out with her dad over you. 1356 01:18:48,751 --> 01:18:50,334 Do you love her or not? 1357 01:18:56,876 --> 01:18:58,167 Go on, go to her. 1358 01:18:58,334 --> 01:18:59,417 She's waiting. 1359 01:18:59,792 --> 01:19:00,959 She loves you! 1360 01:19:01,417 --> 01:19:03,292 Like crazy! Show you're the man! 1361 01:19:05,417 --> 01:19:07,126 I guess I'll be going. 1362 01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:09,334 Sorry, there'll be no refund. 1363 01:19:09,584 --> 01:19:11,834 Have a good evening. Thank you! 1364 01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:51,501 Here. 1365 01:19:55,334 --> 01:19:56,917 What are you doing here? 1366 01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:58,751 I had a question for you. 1367 01:20:00,001 --> 01:20:01,167 Still at 24? 1368 01:20:02,501 --> 01:20:04,126 Over 40 now. 1369 01:20:07,334 --> 01:20:08,376 Anything else? 1370 01:20:10,042 --> 01:20:10,917 No... 1371 01:20:11,542 --> 01:20:13,959 Have a seat. I'll bring you your coffee. 1372 01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:27,209 Here. 1373 01:20:29,251 --> 01:20:30,292 Thanks. 1374 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:38,417 You got your restaurant in the sun. 1375 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,084 Where are you up to? 1376 01:20:46,251 --> 01:20:48,126 I'm stuck at 20. 1377 01:20:53,876 --> 01:20:56,584 I'm not an easy lay, you'll have to fight. 1378 01:20:56,751 --> 01:20:58,209 - Yeah? - You bet. 1379 01:20:58,376 --> 01:21:00,834 Fight how? Tell me. How? 1380 01:21:01,001 --> 01:21:02,084 Stop it! 1381 01:21:03,209 --> 01:21:04,584 Stop it! 1382 01:21:04,751 --> 01:21:06,376 What? Kiss me. 1383 01:21:06,542 --> 01:21:08,334 No, I'll decide. 1384 01:21:12,584 --> 01:21:14,626 See, you are an easy lay. 1385 01:22:13,126 --> 01:22:14,459 Coffee, sir? 1386 01:22:14,792 --> 01:22:16,501 Good. Sugar? Stirrer? 1387 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:18,167 No sugar, no stirrer. 1388 01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:20,459 One euro, please. 1389 01:22:20,626 --> 01:22:21,751 I know you. 1390 01:22:22,251 --> 01:22:24,126 Weren't you at Starbucks? 1391 01:22:24,626 --> 01:22:26,959 That's over now. One euro, please. 1392 01:22:27,126 --> 01:22:28,751 Thank you, sir. 1393 01:26:33,584 --> 01:26:36,751 Subtitles by Ian Burley, a.s.i.f. 1394 01:26:36,917 --> 01:26:39,251 Subtitling: Eclair Group 1395 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:43,917 90371