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Kevin and Allison --
together forever!
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Oh!Aah!
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So what'd I miss?Allison:
I'm gonna kill Kevin.
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You know any
natural-born killers?
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I think I might.
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Okay, I can do it.
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[Glass shatters]Is that a gun?
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I have to protect us.
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[Gasping]
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It was Nick.He wasn't supposed to come
for another week.
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Oh, trust me, I know.
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Aah!We don't take shootings
lightly.
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You may not want
to go out of town.
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I have a higher callin',
babe.
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I'm running for office!
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[Cheers and applause]
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You're the one who tried to kill
her husband. And it was a bust.
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And you're the one
who helped.
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[Gasps]
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I heard everything.
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Neil, it's not
what you think.
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[Screaming]
Uh!
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Patti: You're not gonna tell
Kevin anything.
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♪
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[Panting]
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[Neil groaning]
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♪
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Ah. What the hell are you doing?
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You were choking her!You were choking me!
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I was not. I was trying
to get my phone back.
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You had your hands
on my neck!
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What the hell
were you thinking?
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Oh, what? C-Come on.
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She's trying to
play victim here?
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You tried to kill Kevin.
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Kevin! [Scoffs]
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You're insane.
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Everyone has to know.
Kevin has to know.
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He has to.
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-[Screams]
-Oh, shit!
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Allison?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Allison?!
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Okay, okay.
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Allison?Okay.
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We have to m-make it look
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like none of this
ever happened, okay?
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Like normal.
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Normal?
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But this isn't normal.
None of this is normal.
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I didn't know what to do.
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So you kettled my brother?
How does this help?
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Well, he's
unconscious, right?
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Which means
he's not talking.
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He's also not moving.
What are we gonna do about this?
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Allison, hello?!
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I know, I know.
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Just please
stop yelling, okay?
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[Neil groans]
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Okay, I have a plan.
I have a plan.
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Give me your phone.
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Why?Give me your phone, okay?
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♪
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Who are you calling?
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Why are you still yelling?
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♪
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Hi!
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Hi, hi, hi,
this is Allison.
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Fine. Um, listen,
I could really use your help
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with...something.
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[Groans]
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[Duct tape rips]
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♪
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[Groans]
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Hey.
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I'm really sorry
about all this.
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I know.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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We'll fix it
together, okay?
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All of it.
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Okay.[Rapid knocking on door]
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Oh.[Sighs]
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Hey.Whoa.
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Thank you.No, I mean hey,
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hey, hey, Diane.
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I -- You okay?
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Fine.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you
for bringing the hand truck.
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Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Sure you're okay, D?
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Chuck's been cheating on me
for 10 years.
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With Tanya Iacono
from across the street.
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Oh, D, that --
that is terrible.
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I am so sorry.
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Am I
that much of an idiot?
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[Neil groans]
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No, no, no, no.
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Sh-She has this curly hair
like Felicity.
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[Neil grunting]
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And she sells Avon.
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Has all those
fancy creams.
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But, D, you -- you have
great hair, too, you know?
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You're --
You're too good for him.
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You're better off
without him,
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so just --
just kick him to the curb.
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Oh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's fine, it's fine.Yeah.
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Just -- to hell with him.
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Yeah.
Right?
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The jerk can't
even remember to --
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to drink water
unless I remind him.
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He'll probably drop dead
in a week.
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Oh, that's the spirit.
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Oh, hey, let's, uh --
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let's go down the Seas
for a few, huh?
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My treat?[Thud, Neil groans]
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Can I get a rain check?
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Um, 'cause I've been
moving some furniture.
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[Grunts]
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Okay.Okay.
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♪
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Okay, I'll just --Alright.
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Bye.
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[Neil groans]
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You have to
keep him quiet.
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I'm sorry, I've never had
a hostage before.
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I'm not great at it yet.
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I think it's technically
kidnapping, not hostage taking.
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Are you serious?[Vehicle approaching]
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
that's Kevin.
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Oh, God.
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[Car doors open in distance]
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Hmm?
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[Both laughing]
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Oh, God, what a night!
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It's like I was made
for politicking.
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It's those meaty mitts.
They're great for handshaking.
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I've always been told
I'm ham-handed.
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Now I made it a positive.
[ Audience laughing ]
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Ah, this belt
is killin' me.
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Hey, think about it, though.
[ Audience laughing ]
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If you win,
you could make this town
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a much better place to live.
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For us.
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It's true.
Think about it --
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parades,
no speeding tickets,
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peeing outside any bar
we damn well please!
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[ Audience laughing ]
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[Grunting]
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Hey! We have to
get him out of here.
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Oh, yeah.
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♪
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That's it. I think
this new City Councilman
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has earned himself a beer.
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No, hey --
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-Oh --
-[Grunts]
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[Whispering]
Lift with your legs.
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[Whispering] Lift at all.
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I am.Come on.
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We got to focus.
This thing isn't yours yet.
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They're picking the candidate
this week.
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So step one -- we got to
get your name out there.
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Hmm.
Oh, I still got that bullhorn.
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Remember when we protested
the grand opening
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of that new vegan
barbecue place? Ugh!
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No, we're gonna go
full "Mad Men" on this.
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We're gonna come up with
an incredible TV ad campaign
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and day drink.
[ Audience laughing ]
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We have two days.
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[Grunts]
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You mean like an adad?
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Yes.Something awesome?
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Like my very own...
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♪ Maybe it's Maybelline ♪
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But tougher?
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No!
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Hell yes.
I'm Kevin McRoberts,
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and I approve that message!
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[ Audience laughing ]
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Thin much? [Laughs]
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[ Audience laughs, applauds ]
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♪
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Okay.
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Okay what?
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What are we gonna --
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How we gonna
deal with this?
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How's he gonna
go to the bathroom?
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I don't know yet.
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♪
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He knows. Everything.
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No, he doesn't
know everything.
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And Nick is alive.
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This whole thing, when it was
just the two of us,
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I-I don't know.
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It seemed reasonable,
justifiable.
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But it wasn't,
and it's not.
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He knows, Allison,
and now he's tied up
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and bleeding,
and we did that, too.
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Okay. Okay.
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Look, this is bad.
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It is.
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But at least we bought
ourselves some time.
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[Neil groans]Hey? We'll figure it out.
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♪
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I just...
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need some more time.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Oh, God.
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What time is it?
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I have no idea.
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Can't tell if it's been
20 minutes or 8 hours.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no,
Kevin must be up by now.
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Ugh.
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♪
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Ah.
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[Grunts]
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What are you doing?
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I went for a run.
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I got up early,
and I went for a run.
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♪
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You're leaving me here
to deal --
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No, no, no, no.
I'll be right back, okay?
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I promise.
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♪
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[Door opens, shuts]
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[Footsteps]
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♪
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[Door opens, shuts]
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♪
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Finally, you kiss a baby
[smooches]
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you dump the baby,
turn to camera,
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say you approve
this message
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because your name
is Kevin McRoberts.
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Boom!
[ Audience laughing ]
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I don't know, Dad.
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What don't you know?
Well, that's your name, son.
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I know, but this ad has --
has no pomp,
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It has no whimsy.
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A-And you did
all these drawings?
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Yeah.Dad, they're terrible.
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[ Audience laughing ]
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Look, this town has to believe
you're a serious candidate.
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Serious candidate?
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Dad, the only thing serious
about me is my heart condition.
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[ Audience laughing ]
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[Panting]
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I went for a run.
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How many miles?
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Two.
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Hmm.
[ Audience laughing ]
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But, hey, I'm glad
that you're here,
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because now you can hear
the new jingle
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that I wrote for the campaign.
[Clears throat]
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♪ Ke-- No.
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Kev, we got to
get this right.
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It's true. In two days,
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the mayor is hand-picking
the next candidate.
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And if the rumors
of his fetish are true,
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he's also feet-picking.
[ Audience laughing ]
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You're -- You're being seriously
considered for public office?
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Absolutely!
I'm gonna be like --
271
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,114
like an influencer,
but for politicking.
272
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:40,117
[Chuckles]
What do you call that?
273
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,337
Politician.
[ Audience laughing ]
274
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,905
Oh.And -- And so
this election, it's --
275
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,776
Here to stay, baby!
276
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:50,954
Like that mole on my hip
that I refuse to get looked at.
277
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,522
I nicknamed it Neil.
[ Audience laughing ]
278
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,872
Speaking of,
where is Neil, anyway?
279
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:59,180
Neil? Neil -- Neil?
Neil? Neil? Uh...
280
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,529
[ Audience laughing ]
281
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,574
Has he not been around?
282
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,576
I just assumed
the world got quieter.
283
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,926
[ Audience laughing ]
284
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,537
It is a rough ride
clinging to coattails,
285
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,410
but that is his job
as my best friend to hang on.
286
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,934
Maybe I need
to go remind him of that
287
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,762
in the form
of a purple nurple.
288
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:16,980
Oh, no, no,
because, you know,
289
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,766
Patty said that he got
food poisoning.
290
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:23,900
I guess he has that one plate
that he uses over and over.
291
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,597
Ah, yep, the blue one.
292
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,077
[ Audience laughs ]
293
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,689
Son, he's a distraction,
alright?
294
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,168
We've got to get focused.
295
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,954
Got to get serious.
You got to get thick shoes
296
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:37,174
that won't be punctured
by stray needles.
297
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:40,003
We're going to the vacant lot
to shoot this political ad!
298
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,309
[Thud]Aah.
299
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,181
Aw, man,
Neil is gonna be bummed.
300
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,966
He loves that place.
301
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,445
[ Audience laughs ]
302
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,534
[ Laughter stops]
303
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:55,279
♪
304
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,325
[Door opens]
305
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:01,851
♪
306
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:05,115
[Sniffles]
I've never hurt him before.
307
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,291
♪
308
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,945
Hey.
309
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,774
Hey, if you need a reminder
of what he did --
310
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,776
♪
311
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,125
Jesus.
312
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:19,477
♪
313
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,697
You were basically
saving my life.
314
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:31,185
♪
315
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,229
[Blood crackling]
316
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,057
Oh, God.[Groaning loudly]
317
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,190
Okay, we have to get him
to a doctor.
318
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,974
What, what? What?
319
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,759
That might be really bad.
I have no idea.
320
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,586
No. Hey. Hey.
321
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,285
He's awake. He's alert.
322
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,591
Watching all of "ER"
does not make you a doctor.
323
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,246
I don't like this situation
either, okay?
324
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,379
But we can't let him out
until we know he'll be quiet.
325
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,208
[Muffled yell]
326
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,036
And how are we
gonna do that?
327
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,864
I don't know.
I don't --
328
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,257
Blackmail? I don't --
We'll figure it out, okay?
329
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,172
No, no.
330
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,044
[Whispering]
We have to do something now.
331
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,262
Reason with him.
332
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,611
Reason? With Neil?
333
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,918
Yeah.
He's not a complete idiot.
334
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,920
He just wants you
to think he is.
335
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,052
Why?
336
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,184
Because...then
you pay his rent
337
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,099
and bail him out
for 30 years.
338
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,449
♪
339
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,974
Wait, wait. What --Trust me.
340
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,802
This place is a vault.
341
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,763
[Panting]
342
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,417
Bitch.
Great start.
343
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:32,812
Okay, okay.
344
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,509
Neil.
345
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,818
This is
a misunderstanding.
346
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,211
A misunderstanding?Uh-huh.
347
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,474
Um, hello?!
348
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,520
You think I buy that I'm tied up
with a head wound
349
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,565
'cause I, what,
heard you wrong?
350
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,350
No. Yes.
351
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,917
It's 'cause you were
choking Allison.
352
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,701
No, no, no, you would've
just called the cops,
353
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,616
not whatever the hell
this is.
354
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,315
You tried to kill Kevin.
355
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,146
Fine. No --
356
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,366
Okay, but there were
circumstances,
357
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,935
and it was a terrible momentary
thing, and it's over.
358
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,893
It's done.
359
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,113
Oh, like I'm just gonna
believe you?
360
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,592
Look at what you did to me.
361
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,985
Well, look
what you did to me.
362
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,465
Oh, that's the same
as trying to kill someone?
363
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,162
It's all bad, okay?
364
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,904
And I can't believe
you helped her.
365
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,733
I thought you were one of us,
but this?
366
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,953
You're clearly nuts.
367
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,738
I always knew
you'd take after Mom.
368
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,653
Ow!You're a useless piece of shit
369
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:32,915
just like Dad!Okay.
370
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,308
You hear me?!Okay. Okay, okay.
371
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,092
Ah! Ow!
372
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:41,924
♪
373
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:45,101
Neil.
Think about it.
374
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,932
Kevin's, like,
running for public office.
375
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,153
He's a public figure now.
376
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,896
So it'd be suicide
for us to try anything.
377
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,637
Right?
378
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,551
Right?
379
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,857
Yes, ri-- Yes.
Yes.
380
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,251
Yes. Right.
381
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:07,384
Okay. So you're done
trying to kill my best friend.
382
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,909
Congrats.
You still tried once!
383
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,954
[Doorbell rings]
384
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,129
Who's --
385
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,391
Help!!
386
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,045
No! Oh! Shh, shh, shh!Help! Help!
387
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,961
Shut up! Okay. Shut up,
shut up, shut up, shut up.
388
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,310
You said
this place was a vault.
389
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,530
It is, but now's not a good time
to test that.
390
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,881
[Neil screaming, muffled]
391
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,274
Hey.
392
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,232
Hey.
393
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,669
Isn't that
what you wore last night?
394
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,758
Mm, yeah.
395
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,717
I fell asleep on the couch.
396
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,806
Just woke up.
Ah.
397
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,982
Are you ready?Ready for...
398
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,636
Don't you have
a couple porch chairs
399
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,681
you Tom-Sawyered me
into putting together with you?
400
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,206
Oh.I mean, you said "with."
401
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,598
I assume you meant "for."
402
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,426
[Chuckles]
403
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,950
I'm -- I'm sorry.
404
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,387
I, uh --
I completely spaced.
405
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:56,781
The truth is, is I'm --
I'm not feeling very well.
406
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,131
Oh, is that why
you slept on the couch?
407
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,567
Yeah, mm-hmm.
408
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,569
Sorry.
But you're in luck,
409
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,832
because I heat up
chicken noodle soup real well.
410
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,181
Mostly because
I add extra pasta --
411
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,706
Soup sounds great,
but let's not be here.
412
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:09,838
Let's go out.Are you sure?
413
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,232
I mean, if you're sick --No, no.
414
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,929
Going out will do me good.
415
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,713
Fresh air and all that.
416
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,020
Why don't you go keep warming
the car, and I'll --
417
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,239
I'll be there
in a few minutes
418
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,458
after I, you know...
pbht!
419
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,679
I don't know. I kind of like
this look even more day two.
420
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,159
Shut up. I'll be right out.I --
421
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:31,033
♪
422
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,428
[Groans]
423
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,690
[Muffled] Help!
Shh!
424
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,083
It's Tammy.[Muffled screaming]
425
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,867
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!Shut up.
426
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,477
Is she gone?
427
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,479
[Sighs]
I-I told her I was sick
428
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,741
and I'd go out
for soup or something.
429
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,179
I don't know,
I think I blacked out.
430
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,485
How the hell
am I dating a cop?
431
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:52,011
Okay, no, no, it's good
to get her away from here, okay?
432
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,622
So you keep her happy.
I'll stay here.
433
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,493
Are you sure?
434
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,147
I don't want to leave you
alone with him.
435
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,062
It's fine, it's fine.
I'll -- I'll work on him.
436
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,498
I'll try to fix it.
437
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,631
Okay.
I'll be quick.
438
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,024
Okay.
439
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,461
[Muffled yell]Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
440
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:08,636
Please.
441
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,204
♪
442
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,510
[Door opens, shuts]
443
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,209
I really am sorry
about all this.
444
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,167
No, I really am.
445
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,430
I didn't know what to do.
It just got out of hand.
446
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:25,827
♪
447
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:31,137
♪
448
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,008
[Sighs]
449
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:42,409
♪
450
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,542
What?
451
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,110
Does Patty pay your rent?
452
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,851
It was our parents' duplex.
453
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,592
No, but the mortgage.
454
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,116
She has to, right?
'Cause you can't hold down a job
455
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,291
for more than
a couple of weeks.
456
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:58,251
It's not my fault.
I get overwhelmed.
457
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,557
Oh. Right.
458
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,909
And everything else?
459
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,913
Does Kevin pay
for everything else?
460
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:09,958
[Scoffs]
461
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,178
But how?
462
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,572
I can't even get him
to put gas in his own car.
463
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,183
He never does anything
I want him to.
464
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,010
Why would he?
465
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:23,189
You know how often
you say, "But, Kevin"?
466
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,799
Okay.We made a drinking game
467
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,367
out of it last St Paddy's day.
I blacked out.
468
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,370
Well, you also took a header
off Turtle Boy,
469
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,502
and Kevin laughed
till he puked,
470
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,591
so it was a great day.
471
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:39,161
You're always trying to make him
do stuff or not do stuff.
472
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,163
But when has nagging him
ever worked?
473
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,950
♪
474
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,605
Never.
475
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,738
[Breathes shakily]
476
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:55,873
♪
477
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,181
So that's why
you tried to kill him?
478
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,270
'Cause he doesn't care
when you whine?
479
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:08,756
♪
480
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,627
[Sighs]
481
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,587
Maybe he doesn't care
when I whine,
482
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,416
but he laughs
when you bleed.
483
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,810
Oh, come on.
484
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,334
[Muffled grunt]
485
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:25,207
♪
486
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,166
Maybe someday
you'll see that.
487
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:32,171
♪
488
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,523
[Bell dings]Man: Order up.
489
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,786
♪
490
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,657
Isn't this place great?
491
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:44,226
It has zero charm,
which is of course my type.
492
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:50,189
♪
493
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,843
Hey.
494
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,193
You feeling okay?
495
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,328
I'm sorry.
I, uh, um...
496
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:03,027
I thought getting out of the
house would help, but maybe...
497
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,204
maybe this was a bad idea.
498
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,684
Were you up all night?
499
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,643
Pretty much.
500
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,035
Maybe I just go back
with you.
501
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,472
No.
502
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:15,214
No. It's fine.
503
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,477
It's terrible being sick
and alone.
504
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,262
I wasn't alone.
Allison came by a few times.
505
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,481
Mm.
506
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,223
[Indistinct conversations]
507
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,230
I know you don't like her.
508
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,319
But you don't really
know her.
509
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,885
Do you?
510
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,713
Know her or like her?
511
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,411
Either.
512
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,977
Yeah.
513
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,849
I mean, it --
514
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,894
it's just like
you with Bram.
515
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,244
I don't get it at all,
516
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,289
but you cut that guy
all kinds of slack.
517
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,291
He's my partner.Yeah, and she and I
518
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:50,945
are around each other a lot.
519
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:54,383
We put up with
the same idiots all day.
520
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,733
I don't know. I mean,
she looks out for me.
521
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,692
I look out for her.
522
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,607
If you say so.
523
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:01,999
I do.
524
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,526
♪
525
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,397
[Bell dings]Order up.
526
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,704
♪
527
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,271
Excuse me.
528
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,057
Oh, good, you're home.
529
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,188
I need you
to look at something.
530
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,799
No, I am not
doing that again.
531
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,236
Just get a hand mirror and lift
your legs over your head.
532
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:25,022
No, my dad just sent over the
rough cut of our political ad.
533
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,809
I need the opinion of the...
uninformed public.
534
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,506
Please sit.
535
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,769
Kev, after what happened,
536
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,554
isn't it a lot
to put ourselves through?
537
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,164
It's not a lot, babe.
538
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,687
It's only a 30-second ad.
539
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,167
No, I mean this whole
election thing.
540
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,125
It's -- It's --
It's too much.
541
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,997
It's not too much,
I promise.
542
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,346
We -- We'll fund-raise.
543
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:45,695
It won't cost us a thing.
544
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:46,957
But, Kevin!
545
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,872
"But, Kev-i-i-in."
546
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,221
[ Audience laughs ]
547
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,616
Never mind.
548
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:54,922
Let's watch the ad.
549
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,011
Yeah?Yeah.
550
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,230
[ Patriotic music playing ]
[on TV] Hi, I'm Kevin McRoberts,
551
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:02,277
everyday hero.
And I, Kevin McRoberts,
552
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,279
am running for City Council.
553
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,065
That's Kevin McRoberts --
K-E-V-I-N,
554
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,285
big "M," little "c," big "R,"
555
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,766
little "o," little "b,"
little "e" --
556
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,725
Why'd you pause it?
557
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,988
You didn't watch me
finish spelling.
558
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,643
Well, I know how it ends.
559
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,777
I'm -- I'm just worried
that this ad, it --
560
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,909
it isn't you.
561
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,783
How do you mean? Dad says
it's all about name recognition.
562
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,351
That's my name.
563
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:34,527
No, I mean
it just doesn't...
564
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:37,312
capture how awesome
you really are.
565
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,618
Bro.
566
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:41,360
[ Audience laughs ]
567
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:44,363
Call me
absolutely insane...
568
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,843
but you might
actually be right!
569
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:49,019
You know, when Dad
was story-boarding it out,
570
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,412
I did feel a little --
571
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,371
Like a -- Like a weenie
little pansy boy
572
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,808
got dressed up by his daddy.Okay, okay.
573
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:58,202
You need to show your voters
who you really are,
574
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:02,424
your authentic...
kickass self,
575
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:06,863
and they'll
remember you forever.
576
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:09,300
Forever?
577
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:13,435
Or at least
until they vote.
578
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,698
Yeah, but how would we
finish it in time?
579
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:20,007
The ad's due to Local Access 37
by tomorrow.
580
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,487
I'll help you.
581
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,663
Last time you said that,
you grabbed the wheel,
582
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:27,231
and I crashed
into a fire hydrant.
583
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,756
Instead of
a crowd of children.
584
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,019
[ Audience laughs ]
585
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,238
That's it. It's settled.
586
00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:35,501
You and me, babe,
we are gonna
587
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,720
Oh.make a political ad together!
588
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,897
Okay.Let's get our
creative juices flowing.
589
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,073
Okay, okay,
let's brainstorm.
590
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,206
Oh, no, no, that's what
I call pounding beers
591
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,034
and ripping shots.
[Laughs]
592
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:48,905
Of course.
593
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:51,038
[Pounds chest]
I'm in.
594
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,562
Yes! Here you go.
595
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:57,697
Let's introduce this town to
the authentic Kevin McRoberts.
596
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,394
[Laughs]
597
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,528
[ Audience laughing ]
598
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:05,487
And this time,
they're staying down!
599
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,837
[ Audience laughs, applauds ]
600
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:08,969
Patty: Allison?
601
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:11,493
♪
602
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,364
Allison?
603
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:24,724
What happened?
Where's Allison?
604
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,116
She ran out of here
right after you.
605
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,814
She did? Why?
606
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:31,557
She's with Kevin, probably
trying to kill him again.
607
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,863
What the hell
is she thinking?
608
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:37,301
What the hell
are you thinking?
609
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:40,566
No.
610
00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:42,002
Don't start.
611
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,873
Don't start that
guilt-tripping crap.
612
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,745
Oh, it's crap?
613
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,181
Look at all this.
614
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,922
Ugh.I don't know why I'm bothering
615
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:52,621
to try and make you care,
because she won't let me go,
616
00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:54,928
and you do what she says,
no questions asked.
617
00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:57,104
That's not true.Oh, please.
618
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,410
I've been watching
you two.
619
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,326
She says "we" all the time
like you're in this together,
620
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:05,504
but, Patty, where is she?
621
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:08,855
You do the work,
and she calls the shots.
622
00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:11,901
So why waste my time trying
to get you to help me, Trish?
623
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,034
Don't call me that.
624
00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:17,690
But Lisa Fazzolari called you
that your entire junior year.
625
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,518
That girl kept failing
her driver's test,
626
00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,868
and you'd chauffeur
her everywhere,
627
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,957
once to a party that you weren't
even invited to, right?
628
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,349
Shut up.
629
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,351
You just sat outside
keeping the car warm,
630
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,353
but this is
even more pathetic.
631
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:35,534
♪
632
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:38,188
I don't care what you think.
633
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,451
You had your hands on her.
634
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,628
What excuse could you
possibly have?
635
00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:44,673
It was an accident.
Every report card I ever got
636
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:45,805
said I don't know
my own strength.
637
00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,371
And it was bullshit then.
638
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,765
She tried to kill someone.
639
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:52,289
♪
640
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,726
I could argue it was
self "offense."
641
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:56,772
Oh, God. Just stop.
642
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:59,383
Jesus.
643
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:02,038
She's...
644
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:04,388
That is no victim.Neil.
645
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,608
Neil. [Scoffs]
646
00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:08,392
[Exhales sleepily]
647
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:12,353
♪
648
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:13,572
Neil.
649
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:32,895
♪
650
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:38,161
♪
651
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,989
Patty?
652
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,208
No, no, no.
653
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,079
♪
654
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,777
Patty! Oh.
655
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,822
♪
656
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,824
Patty?
657
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,347
Patty!
658
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,568
♪
659
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,352
What happened?
Did he get out?
660
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,224
No.
661
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,269
I let him out.
662
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,098
What are you talking about?I brought him to the hospital.
663
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,144
W-Why?
I had to.
664
00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:06,668
Whatever happens, happens,
but having him sedated in there
665
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:08,539
is better than
dead in my basement.
666
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,367
Well, I didn't want him dead
in your basement, either,
667
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,457
but we could have found
another way.
668
00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:14,894
Why didn't you trust me?
669
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:16,852
I couldn't wait for you
to realize this is serious.
670
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,767
Oh, you think
I don't know that?
671
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,291
I didn't want to hurt him.
I didn't want any of this.
672
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:24,120
But also --
Stop showing off the bruise.
673
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,732
Yes, Neil did that,
674
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,908
but you're not just
some victim.
675
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,910
He's gonna talk
when he wakes up.
676
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,259
Maybe he should.
677
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:33,564
What?
678
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,091
I hope not.
679
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:42,051
And I'll figure something out,
but I'll figure it out alone.
680
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:44,358
You don't have to
figure it out alone.
681
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,057
Why did you leave?
682
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,320
You left Neil
in the basement.
683
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,453
What were you doing
with Kevin tonight?
684
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,502
After everything
that's happened,
685
00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:00,069
you're still trying
to kill him?
686
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,812
No, I just -- I can't have him
in this election.
687
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:06,467
Can you imagine him in any
position of power? Come on.
688
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,949
I'm not an idiot, okay?
689
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,385
Don't you just assume
that I'll go along
690
00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,734
with whatever you say,
on your side,
691
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,388
no questions asked.
692
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,958
You want him out so that you can
try to run him over
693
00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:21,482
or force feed him Oxys
and no one will care.
694
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:24,964
He'll be --
He'll be nobody.
695
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,618
Patty, I'm sorry, okay?
696
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,708
But I had to do this tonight.
697
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:32,058
And it's done, I think.
698
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:34,234
So I am here.
699
00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:37,759
I'm not gonna make you try to
figure this out by yourself,
okay?
700
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,196
I really, I --
I am here.
701
00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:46,333
No.
702
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:48,465
No, you're not.
703
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:49,771
Not anymore.
704
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:54,515
Just take care of yourself,
alright?
705
00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:56,082
And I'll do the same.
706
00:28:56,212 --> 00:29:06,179
♪
707
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,921
[Siren wailing]
708
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:17,538
♪
709
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:26,025
♪
710
00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,591
[Exhales heavily]
711
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:33,423
♪
712
00:29:33,554 --> 00:29:35,425
Dad, Allison, come in here!
713
00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,863
The ad airs
in like 30 seconds!
714
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:40,779
I'm exhausted, I'm hungover,
and this is all I'm living for.
715
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:42,171
I thank you
for your support.
716
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:44,652
I'm so excited.
My pulse is racing.
717
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,567
Have 911 pre-dialed.
718
00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,656
Shoot,
I wanted to tape this.
719
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:49,962
Oh, no. Don't worry.
I called the station.
720
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,485
The campaign
bought 40 spots.
721
00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:53,226
They'll be airing
over and over all day.
722
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:54,227
Shh, shh, shh.
723
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,490
My ad is on.
724
00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:57,752
Wild Dude!
725
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,928
[ Imitating electric guitar ]
726
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:02,365
He is a cool dude.
727
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,672
[ Imitating electric guitar ]
728
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,892
He shoots the bad dudes.
729
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,850
[ Imitating electric guitar ]
730
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,026
The Worcester Wild Dude!
731
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,723
Is that the mayor?Yeah.
732
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,336
Yeah. I heard that he plays
darts, and Allison thought
733
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,294
that this might signal to him
that we could be bros.
734
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,340
Bros, yeah, bros.
735
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,516
The Worcester Wild Dude!
736
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,561
[ Imitating electric guitar ]
737
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:26,650
[ Audience laughing ]
738
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:27,869
Where the hell is my ad?
739
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,307
Uh, scrapped
for authenticity.
740
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:33,919
[Sighs]
That was awesome.
741
00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:35,921
Now I guess
we just, uh, sit back
742
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:39,881
and wait for my political
star to rise.
743
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:42,275
Kevin, what happened
to messaging?
744
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:44,538
Assertive pointing?
Name recognition?
745
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:48,281
Uh, Dad, I'm pretty sure people
will remember me after that.
746
00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:49,717
[Laughs]
747
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,024
You didn't say
your real name once!
748
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:54,504
[Cellphone ringing]
749
00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:56,158
[Gasps]
It's the mayor.
750
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,769
Uh, excuse me
while I retire to my office.
751
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,208
Kevin "Worcester Wild Dude"
McRoberts at your service.
752
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,297
[ Audience laughing ]
753
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,561
I knew I should have stayed out
of politics after Whitewater.
754
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,345
The Clinton scandal?
755
00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:11,086
No, I went rafting
with Gerald Ford.
756
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,175
The boat flipped. I had to
give him mouth-to-mouth.
757
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,308
[ Audience laughing ]
758
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,484
[Groans loudly]
759
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,312
What's up?I'm out of the race.
760
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:20,313
No!
761
00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,315
No...
762
00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:25,535
And he's filing
a restraining order against me.
763
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,929
Just like Jeff Probst did
against Neil.
764
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:31,585
Ugh, they booted me
from my destiny.
765
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:34,240
You nailed the mayor
in the eye!
766
00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:36,895
[Laughing]
767
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,159
[Breathes shakily]
768
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:56,088
[ Phone line ringing]
769
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:58,612
Diane: Hello?
Diane? Hi. [Chuckles]
770
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:02,572
We are going to the Seas, and I
am buying you a bunch of drinks,
771
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:06,098
because...maybe
this is a win for you.
772
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,491
♪
773
00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,537
[ Indistinct announcements
over P.A. ]
774
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,713
[Monitor beeping]
775
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:18,110
♪
776
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,113
[Groggy] They tried to kill him.
Can you believe?
777
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:24,812
♪
778
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,162
Bitches tried
to kill me, too.
779
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,164
♪
780
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:31,427
You're fine.
Everything's fine.
781
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,342
[Chuckles]
782
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:41,089
♪
783
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:48,836
♪
784
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,538
I've never seen you
drink like this.
785
00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:56,713
Like I'm having fun?
786
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:59,020
[Scoffs]
Like there's no tomorrow.
787
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,719
Okay, what -- what are we
toasting to again?
788
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,157
[Rock music playing]
789
00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,333
Feminism?
790
00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,465
Feminism?
791
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,554
I don't know.
Or something.
792
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:14,427
Oh, la-di-da.
793
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:17,430
I didn't realize you were busy
changing the world.
794
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,171
I'm not.
795
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:23,436
But I did something,
and it feels amazing.
796
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,307
Mm-hmm.
797
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:26,830
I just need
to focus on that
798
00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:29,964
before everything else
just crumbles to the ground,
799
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,052
you know?
800
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:33,272
Mm-hmm.
801
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:34,708
D!
802
00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:39,278
This whole Chuck thing,
you're better off, okay?
803
00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:42,585
You're never gonna have to look
at another open cabinet again.
804
00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:44,544
Not just the cabinets.
805
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:49,549
The back door, the bathroom
vanity, the dishwasher.
806
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:53,031
I could have tripped over that
and broken my neck, you know?
807
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:56,077
But he couldn't
be bothered.
808
00:33:56,208 --> 00:34:02,214
22 years, I spent closing stuff
behind that man.
809
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:06,218
No, D, this isn't sad.
810
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:08,307
This is like
when someone dies,
811
00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:11,919
but they're really old,
so it's fine.
812
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,313
This isn't a funeral,
it's a celebration.
813
00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:18,273
Yeah. Yes.
814
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:21,755
But I've been Mrs. Charles
McAnte for so long,
815
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:26,673
it's like -- it's like
I like cleaning up after him,
816
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,110
because I don't know
what I did before.
817
00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:30,981
[Indistinct conversations]
818
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:35,682
Well, you -- you were
a whole other person.
819
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:39,947
And you'll
find her again, okay?
820
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,471
Just need a few more wins.
821
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:43,690
Hmm.
822
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,475
Hey, is that Kevin?
823
00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:48,912
It's on again.
Turn it up.
824
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:50,653
It -- It is. It's Kevin.
825
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,307
Kevin: Wild Dude!
Bar patrons: "Wild Dude!"
826
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,179
[All imitating electric guitar]
827
00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:56,920
What?All: "He shoots the bad dudes."
828
00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:59,097
[All imitating electric guitar]
829
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,881
"He is a cool dude."
Kevin: He is a cool dude.
830
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:03,971
No, no, no, no.
831
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:07,017
"The Worcester Wild Dude!"
The Worcester Wild Dude!
832
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:11,500
Why is your husband on TV, huh?[Laughter, cheering]
833
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:13,502
Your husband's
the Worcester Wild Dude?
834
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,156
Yeah.That's awesome!
835
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:18,551
Okay. Okay, uh,
how do you know this ad?
836
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,553
Oh, it's been airing
over and over all day.
837
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,207
Then News Channel 12
picked it up.
838
00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:24,557
I heard it made it over
to Channel 6 out of Boston.
839
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:25,862
[Laughs]
840
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,255
Why?
841
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:29,301
It's hilarious.
I heard he's gonna be
842
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,607
over at Kelly's Bar tomorrow,
singing the song live.
843
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,522
[Laughs] Allison?!
844
00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:35,263
Kevin's famous!
845
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:38,136
[Fading, echoing] Oh. Okay,
that is worth celebrating.
846
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,268
I mean, I bet
Kevin never forgets
847
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:42,662
to close a cabinet
behind him,huh?
848
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:45,012
The only time
Chuck ever made the news
849
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,448
was during
the blackout of '03
850
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:49,451
when he looted
that dollar store, but Kevin?
851
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:50,713
Kevin: Cheers, everybody!
852
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:52,367
Kevin and Pete:
Everyday Hero!
853
00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:54,195
Put another win
on the board!
854
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,718
Allison:
The world revolves around him.
855
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:58,547
No, it's not that it does,
it's that it has to.
856
00:35:58,591 --> 00:35:59,766
Allison: No one deserves
what's coming to them
857
00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:01,376
more than that asshole.
858
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:02,725
Yeah!
859
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,510
Allison:
It's why he always wins.
860
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:05,989
[ Laughter echoing]
861
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,556
[Allison groans]
862
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:11,560
♪
863
00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:13,083
[Sighs]
864
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:16,783
♪
865
00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:18,698
Ugh.
866
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,223
♪
867
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:24,182
[Chuckles]
868
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:25,487
Shoot.
869
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:31,841
♪
870
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,374
["I'm Shipping Up to Boston"
ringtone plays]
871
00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:46,595
♪
872
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:48,249
[Tires screech]
873
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:58,172
Glad you went in a ditch
'stead of hitting anyone else.
874
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:02,045
The guys at the scene told me
you...fell asleep at the wheel?
875
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:05,179
[ Indistinct announcements
over P.A. ]
876
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:08,922
Your husband a cop
or something?
877
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:11,011
Or something, yeah.
878
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:13,187
Must be nice.
879
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:18,975
♪
880
00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:24,851
♪
881
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,941
Patty:
What happened to you?
882
00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:29,551
Got in an accident.
883
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:32,250
♪
884
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,818
How do I
make this better?
885
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,865
♪
886
00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:41,781
Maybe you can't.
887
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,653
You didn't do this
on your own.
888
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:47,439
I hit him first.
889
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,354
At least now you're
free to focus on
890
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:53,488
whatever you're...
doing to Kevin.
891
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,317
[Sighs]
892
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,145
I made it worse.
[Scoffs]
893
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,887
What?
Yeah, um...
894
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,715
Somehow I made him famous?
895
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,153
Got out of a DUI tonight
896
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,024
because the cops found out
I was his wife.
897
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,331
Wait.
898
00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,682
You drove drunk?
899
00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,511
What were you thinking?
900
00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:17,991
I can't leave.
901
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,732
I can't kill him.
902
00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:22,517
I'm stuck here like this
until I die,
903
00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,867
and that's if I'm lucky.
That's if Neil doesn't talk
904
00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,914
and Nick -- you know.
905
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,395
So...
906
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,310
Why not get drunk
and drive my car?
907
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,317
Allison?
908
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,319
This self-destructive
bullshit?
909
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,497
Killing yourself?
910
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:48,064
It's just playing
the victim again.
911
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:53,940
♪
912
00:38:54,070 --> 00:39:00,207
♪
913
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:03,906
[Cackles]
914
00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:06,605
Good morning!
915
00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:09,390
Good morning.
[Laughs]
916
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:12,175
I said, "Good morning."
[Laughs]
917
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,176
Is it?
918
00:39:13,307 --> 00:39:15,657
Of course it is.
919
00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:18,312
I thought I was out.
I thought I was down.
920
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:21,010
But instead,
I'm a celebrity!
921
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:23,752
Oh, God,
I'm like a taste-maker.
922
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,450
I'm practically
the ninth Wahlberg.
923
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,539
[Laughs]
924
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,367
You always
find a way to win.
925
00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:30,846
[Sighs]
And fix your face,
926
00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:34,067
'cause you're winning
by proxy.
927
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:37,070
Right, like my face
is the problem.
928
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,813
Oh, and, uh,
as Mrs. Worcester Wild Dude,
929
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:43,032
you should
get a lot of cred,
930
00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,991
which you need
after word got out
931
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:48,821
that you ordered Starbucks
over Dunkie's that one time.
932
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:52,259
But hey, I got a big, uh,
photoshoot this afternoon,
933
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,392
and I want you there
with me, baby.
934
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:55,523
I don't want
to be in photos.
935
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,221
Oh, no, I mean like
to cheer me on.
936
00:39:58,352 --> 00:40:01,399
What do you think?
937
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,531
I think I'd rather
fake my own death.
938
00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,925
[ Audience laughing loudly]
939
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,666
[ Applause]
940
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:19,286
♪
941
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,244
[Cellphone vibrating]
942
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:27,468
♪
943
00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,122
Patty: What?
[ Voicemail beeps ]
944
00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:32,517
Patty, I figured it out.
945
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,433
Patty: Allison?
946
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:39,088
This self-destructive
bullshit?
947
00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:41,351
Killing yourself?
948
00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:43,005
It's just playing
the victim again.
949
00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:47,923
♪
950
00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,752
Allison: Nick, your brother,
everything that's happened --
951
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,493
I know what we're gonna do.
952
00:40:52,624 --> 00:40:54,713
♪
953
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:56,454
Put it all on me.
954
00:40:56,584 --> 00:41:02,242
♪
955
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:07,900
♪
956
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,597
[Sighs]
957
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,686
♪
958
00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:12,948
[Beep]
959
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:14,472
God damn it!
960
00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:18,345
Allison:
I'm trying to fix this.
961
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,913
I have
a longer-term solution.
962
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,436
I meant it
when I said I'm out.
963
00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:23,524
Okay.
964
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:24,873
[ Doorbell rings ]
965
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:26,484
Hi.
966
00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,398
The electricity
is out at my place. Mwah.
967
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:29,965
I'm just trying
to save up right now.
968
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:32,577
Diane: Oh, yeah?
For what?
969
00:41:32,707 --> 00:41:34,274
Vacation.
970
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:35,841
They discharged me early.
971
00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:37,669
Neil?
Kev!
972
00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,932
♪
973
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,281
I gotta
tell you something.
974
00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:45,154
♪
975
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:55,774
♪
976
00:41:55,817 --> 00:42:05,523
♪
977
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:15,097
♪
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