Original subtitles

-♪ -Illumination!

Ooh. Minion!

♪ Yeah

♪ Ooh

♪ When you wish upon a star

♪ Your dreams will take you very far ♪

♪ But when you wish upon a dream ♪

♪ Life ain't always what it seems, oh, yeah... ♪

Freeze! AVL!

♪ No matter who you are...

-Hey! Hey!

-Stop right there! -Grab her!

Oh. Ah!

-Yeah, baby! -Attention, all units.

Whoa!

-- Look out!

-You like that? -Hey!

♪ Shining star for you to see

♪ What your life can truly be... ♪

- Repeating, all units, villain is heading westbound...

♪ What your life can truly be

-♪ Shining star

♪ For you to see

♪ What your life can truly be. ♪

Ooh, baby!

The Anti-Villain League can't catch this.

Guess who stole the map.

Hallelujah!

Yeah! I got this.

Good work.

The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone.

We will become the most powerful villains in the world.

Okay, let's get a move on.

We leave for Asia tonight.

♪

Okay, let's see here.

-I'm in.

Hello, beautiful.

Whoa!

What?

Oh.

Ha ha! Yes!

The Zodiac Stone.

-Whoa.

Soon, the power of these unstoppable beasts

will be ours.

Ah, for crying out loud.

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hurry up. I got a bunch of deadly tchotchkes on my tail.

Roger that on the copy.

Step on it, sister.

Hurry up! Come on!

Off! Off!

I got it. I got the stone.

Party's over, old man.

The Vicious Six has a new head honcho.

You just got played for a sucker!

Whoa! Hold on. I started this group.

We're a team.

Where's your loyalty?

Oh, please. We're villains.

There's no such thing.

It's time for the next generation.

♪ Bang, bang

-♪ Bang, bang

-♪ Bang, bang

♪ Bang, bang

♪ Hey!

♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Hey!

♪ Bang, bang

♪ Bang, bang.

Quiet down, class.

-Quiet down, class.

People, people.

So, what do you want to be

-when you grow up? -- Ooh! Ooh, ooh!

-Samantha. -I want to be a doctor.

-Wonderful. -Oh, oh!

Bradley.

I want to be a teacher.

No, you do not.

-- Ooh! Me, me! -Yes.

I want to be a fireman who is also the president

and-and also drives race cars. Yeah.

Exciting.

And what about you, Gru?

Gru?

Me?

I want to be...

a supervillain.

♪

-Supervillain?

-Supervillain. -Loser!

♪ I'm having a bad, bad day

♪ It's about time that I get my way... ♪

-Kelly! -Daddy!

-Brett! -Mom!

Gru!

Kiss-a la mama!

Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.

Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.

-Hey.

I got an image to uphold here.

-Okay.

Hey, are you guys pumped for the movie?

-Let's go!

-- Oh, no!

WOMAN Shark! A shark!

Oh!

I am a pinball wizard.

Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

Swish. Swish.

Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

-Bello. -Bello. -Bello.

-Bello. Bello. -Bello. -Bello.

Everything you got.

A little more. Come on.

--Put some of those sprinkles on there.

I like those sprinkles.

Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!

Cheese-Ray!

Don't cheese me, bro.

Pank you!

Mmm! So creamy, so delicious.

Worth every calorie.

Ah, mmm!

-♪ I'm having a bad, bad day

♪ If you take it personal, that's okay ♪

♪ Watch, this is so fun to see... ♪

Bills, magazines,

S&H Green Stamps.

Huh?

Ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Holy guacamole!

Where can we listen? Where can we listen?

Hello, Mr. Gru.

We've received your application to the world's best

supervillain team, the Vicious Six.

A recent opening has become available,

-and... -And?

-...your interview is tomorrow at noon. -

Dyn-o-mite!

Please go to 417 Main Street.

The password is: "You're no good."

"You're no good." Mm-hmm.

Now, get up on the down stroke,

'cause this invitation is gonna explode, baby.

Explode? Oh.

-Oh, no, no, no, no!

Oot!

Oot! Oot!

Oot! Oot!

Ooh. Very big news, Mom!

Mom?

Mom?

What?

Mom, who is this sweaty guy?

He's stinking up the house.

I thought you were cooking cabbage.

-He's my new guru.

Tell your weird buddies they'd better start

pulling their weight around here,

or I'm kicking them out.

They are killing my mellow vibes.

GRU'- Hey! I heard that!

♪

Come on. Let's go tell the troops the good news.

Gentlemen, to the basement,

aka our new evil lair.

This is fantastic!

Oh, construction looks great, guys.

My first evil lair.

-Goose bumps!

Well, you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

-Am I right?

-Oh, great job, Ryan. -Wh-Wh-What?

I said great job!

-Wh-What? -Never mind.

Adrien, Mack, looking good.

-Ah.

Joe, how's the family?

Hey. Good, good.

Okay, everybody, get over here.

Now, listen up. Buckle your overalls.

Hold on to your goggles.

The Vicious Six wants to meet me.

-Tomorrow.

Mini-Boss!

Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!

All right, all right. I'm not mini.

Please stop calling me that.

And also, they haven't accepted me yet.

Hello, Otto. What is it?

Blah, blah, blah.

-Uh-huh. Well, th-that...

Yes, I...

-Mm-hmm.

I... Okay.

You know what would be fun?

Let's play the quiet game.

Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si!

Anyway, thanks for the hard work today, everyone.

I got to go get some rest.

Tomorrow is the biggest day of my life.

-Watch out, world.

-Here comes Gru!

-Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss! -I'm not...

-Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!

Oh!

Oh, these guys are the best.

I can't believe it.

Uh, Mini-Boss?

Yeah, I get it, but I need

a good night's sleep, so get out.

Oh.

Okay, fine, fine.

Because you had a nightmare.

-But just tonight.

I'm not buying the nightmare story, though.

Uh, uh, excuse-a.

Oh, really? You, too?

-Mm-hmm. -Get in.

-Good night. -Good night.

Yes, yes, yes. Good night.

-Good night! -Oh!

Oh, I just want to get some sleep.

♪ VNC.

Breaking news: The Vicious Six is ready

to rewrite the rules of villainy.

Villains of the world,

in three days, when the clock strikes midnight

and the Chinese New Year begins,

this bad boy's power is gonna be unleashed.

With the power of the Zodiac,

we're gonna take out the Anti-Villain League.

And the Vicious Six will be

the most powerful villains on the planet.

Can you dig it?

Do I dig it? Do I dig it?

I don't dig it. There's nothing to dig.

They thought they could leave me for dead, huh?

Kick me to the curb like a piece of old meat?

Oh, they got no idea what's coming.

-Um... -Oh, I'm gonna make them suffer

-for what they've done to me. -Uh, Mr. Knuckles?

-Oh, boy. -Hey, Mr. Knuckles.

What?

We, uh, just wanted to make sure

we'd be getting paid this week.

What a mouth on you.

I'm paying you with knowledge.

You are? Oh!

Lesson one: Always be prepared.

Lesson two: The Belgian five-armed nose pick.

And lesson three: The Lithuanian haircut.

That's worth all the money in the world.

-Hey, guys, forget about it.

You're gonna get paid.

But first, we got to get my stone back.

♪ I see a bad Gru a-rising

♪ I see a villain on his way

Yee-haw!

♪ I'm gonna interview with my heroes ♪

♪ They're going to love me 'cause I'm the best ♪

♪ Don't mess up tonight

♪ You're going to join the Vicious Six, yeah! ♪

♪ There is a bad Gru on the rise. ♪

-Guys!

Oh, you want to come.

-Yeah.

Right, right.

Okay.

When you guys tracked me down

and responded to my "help wanted" ad...

...I was like, "Who are these tiny tater tots?

And where did they get so much denim?"

And you just wouldn't quit.

All right, I surrender.

-Come on in.

-Huh?

We've had some great times since then,

but the thing is, the Vicious Six,

they're the big leagues,

and you guys are...

great, and so...

Uh, the job you did on the lair...

A-plus.

It's just, what I was thinking is that

there are a lot of other villains in the world.

You know?

Uh...

Never mind.

Look, I think I just need to fly solo on this.

See you later, alligators.

Uh, Kevin? Kevin!

-Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto.

♪

Go, go, go!

Hey, I'm walking here!

Wow!

Ooh! Here we go.

Oh!

♪ That I love ya, I need ya

♪ I want ya, got to have you, child... ♪

Excuse me. Sir?

I was just wondering if you're... no good.

You're good. My mistake.

Oh, oh. Oh, sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

I was just, uh, trying out this new invention of mine.

I call it Sticky Fingers.

Or Smart Goo.

I-I haven't quite landed on the name yet.

Come here.

I overheard you were looking for something...

special.

Ah, yes. I was hoping...

you're no good.

I think you'll enjoy listening

in booth three.

Right this way.

-Aha!

♪ Cat scratch fever...

This is it. Mum's the word.

Keep it down. Good luck.

Let 'em have it, son.

Thanks, Mister...

Nefario.

That's Dr. Nefario.

-Here, take this. -Uh...

If you ever get famous, remember who gave you

your first gadget.

Okay.

♪ Wouldn't blame him if he said to me ♪

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

-♪ You're no good...

Try backwards.

Ah.

VOICE Welcome to the Vicious Six.

-Whoa.

-That is pretty... Whoa!

Hello.

Everybody here for the interview?

Me, too.

So, what do you guys got going on later?

Are you up to no good?

You gonna get into some mischief?

Okay.

Send the first one in.

They're ready to see you, Mr. Gru.

Oh, good.

Great.

Oh...

Distinguished villains,

my name is Gru.

I feel like I'm talking too loud

even though our proximity

doesn't require this kind of volume.

If you told me when I was ten

that I would have the chance to fill the shoes

of my favorite villain ever,

Wild Knuckles, I would say,

"You got rocks in your head."

But now that I'm 11 and three quarters,

it makes a lot more sense.

All right, who let the kid in?

I thought he was a tiny man.

What's wrong with you?

You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?

Um, yes.

I-I am pretty despicable.

You don't want to cross me.

Evil is for adults

who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc.

And not for tubby little punks

who should be at school, learning,

taking a recess,

sucking his thumb.

-"Sucking his..."

Come back when you've done something to impress me.

Who's next?

I am Wing Man,

the next member of the Vicious Six.

Behold, the power of flight!

All right, joke's over.

Showtime.

This is a big one.

Yeah, yeah.

To the left. That's right.

Bring him in, bring him in, boys.

Everybody pile on!

He took the stone!

I'll get him!

Oh! Ah!

Lock down the building.

-Oh! Oh!

-Huh? -What? -Uh...

Nothing to see here.

-- Oh. -Oh, look at you.

Frampton Comes Alive! Nice choice.

I...

Just keep walking.

Who the heck is that? A kid?

-Oh, guys.

-Bello. -Mini-Boss!

What are you doing here?

Okay, just get on.

Which way did he go?

There's that little thief!

Go! Go, go, go!

Split up!

Knock, knock. Delivery.

-That demon child!

Otto, take the stone back to the lair.

I'll distract them.

Go! Go, go, go!

Uh, uh... Ooh!

Oh, not now.

-Come on, come on!

Oh!

-Yeah, baby.

I'll handle this.

Hope you enjoy the rest of your short life.

Please work.

Come on, come on, come on!

-Yay!

We're coming for you, tiny man.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-Josh, pump it up.

Up, up, up!

♪ All the young dudes

♪ Hey, dudes

♪ Carry the news...

They all said the kid couldn't be a real villain.

Well...

this kid just stole something

from the worst villains in the world.

When I bring it back to them, they are going to say...

"We have made a terrible mistake.

Please join us. Please, Gru."

-And I will say, "Yes!

I will be the newest member of the Vicious Six."

Now all I need is Otto.

Where is Otto?

Uh, uh, Otto le come-ay.

No, not "Otto le come-ay."

He needs to "come-ay" now.

-Otto! -Mini-Boss!

-There you are.

Ah. You got it?

Is this... Are you pulling on my legs right now?

Otto, where is the stone?

Le scone? Ah, si, le scone.

Ooh...

-Over there.

Oh, no!

-Oh.

Mi amor. Mi amor.

I... love... you.

-Huh?

Did you just trade my future

for a Pet Rock?!

Uh... si?

Okay.

Otto, where was this birthday party?

Uh, uh...

This is unacceptable. Unacceptable!

I told you guys that you weren't ready

for the big leagues, and you have proven me correct.

All you do is mess everything up.

Up? Pump it up!

♪ Do a little dance...

No play-a musica! Ah!

My mom was right.

You do not belong here.

You're fired!

I'm going to find that stone.

When I get home, you all better be gone.

Mini-Boss...

And, Otto, close your yapper!

Oh.

Josh.

Si, si.

♪ I'll say goodbye to love

♪ No one ever cared if I should live or die... ♪

Uh, Gru.

Por favor. Por favor.

♪ Time and time again...

Kevin, no.

I will be better off on my own.

♪ And all I know of love is how to live without it ♪

--♪ I just can't seem to find it ♪

♪ So I've made my mind up

♪ I must live my life alone

♪ And though it's not the easy way ♪

♪ I guess I've always known

♪ I'd say goodbye to love

-♪ There are no tomorrows

♪ For this heart of mine...

♪ And I'll find that there is

♪ Someone to believe in and to live for... ♪

Mini-Boss!

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

I thought you'd be impressed.

Could I just speak to Belle Bottom? She'll...

Wild Knuckles!

Oh! Oh!

You're alive?

Wow. My favorite villain is also my kidnapper?

This could be a great opportunity

if you don't kill me.

Shut up and give me the stone.

Oh, yes, the stone.

Here's the thing about that.

Kind of a funny story.

-Give it to him!

And it's all going to go south

very quickly.

-What the heck is this?

Where is it, boy?

I don't have it! I don't have it!

I know you're hiding it somewhere.

I'm not. I'm not. I swear.

Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

Don't actually do that, though.

Somebody bring me a phone.

Call home.

It's ransom time.

No, no, no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me!

Good one.

Call!

La telefono.

Huh?

Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss.

-Who is this? -Kevin.

Kevin, uh, le Minion.

"Kevin le" what?

-Le Minion. -You kidding me?

You got henchmen?

Well, that's the end of that.

M-Mini-Boss?

Listen, you, bring the stone to me in San Francisco.

-6830 Green Street. Got it?

Now, you got two days, or you are never going to see

-your little boss again.

-Bello? Bello. Aah!

Otto...

Uh...

Ah! Okay, okay, okay.

Mm, hmm.

Ah?

Otto...

O-Okay. Si, si.

-♪ Hey, ho, let's go

♪ Hey, ho...

Otto...

-Uh, uh, si, si. -Okay. Go, go, go.

♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪

♪ The kids are losing their minds... ♪

-Oh?

Oh!

Oh, the stone!

Uh, si.

Gave that to my uncle.

It's more his style.

Oh.

La-la... la stone-a!

K-Kevin! Kevin!

La stone-a!

I told you.

I don't know where he went, you stupid Twinkies.

Uh, okay.

Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye.

Huh?

Oh, not cool, man.

San Pan-pisco. Oh!

Let's rock and roll.

Time to get our stone back.

We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.

Hallelujah!

Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!

Smash! Smash!

WOMAN Flight 1109 will now depart

at gate 27B.

Ah. Bello.

Uh, trey ticket-as por San Pan-pisco.

San Francisco? Okay.

-How will you be paying? -Ah.

-Uh...

No problemo.

Oh, great.

You know, if you have any hair balls,

we can upgrade you to first class.

-Get out.

- So there I was. We lost thrust in both engines,

and I had to turn back at LaGuardia.

Ooh-la-la.

-Hey, Sally. -Hey.

Hmm.

-- Ah.

♪ I wanna fly like an eagle

-♪ To the sea

♪ Fly like an eagle...

-Okay. Vamos.

Ooh.

Bello.

-Peanut? -Oh. Yes, please.

Ah...

Mm. Uh, peanut.

-Peanut. -Uh...

Peanut? Peanut.

Peanut?

Hey, baby, peanut?

-Ah? Ah?

Uh... aw.

-Hey!

Huh?

-Hmm?

Huh?

Hmm.

-Uh, uh...

Ah.

Oh, bello!

-Bello.

-Oh, uh...

Ah.

-You see me, you see me not.

You see me, you see me not.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

No. No ha-ha.

You got real moxie, kid, stealing from the Vicious Six.

I got moxie, really?

Did I just receive a compliment from Wild Knuckles?

Oh, all my dreams...

are coming true right now!

Well, it's about to become your nightmare.

Welcome to my newest torture device,

the Disco Inferno.

Your Minions better get here by sundown tomorrow,

because if 48 hours of disco don't kill you,

the blade will.

No, no, no, no, no!

Stone-a! Stone-a!

Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!

Stone-a!

Stone-a! Stone-a!

Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!

-Stone-a! Stone-a! -Hey!

Stone-a! Stone-a!

Stone-a! Stone-a!

Stone-a! Stone-a...

Look-a the map-a.

Gru...

Bello!

Next stop, Green Street.

Bye-bye.

-Huh?

Hey, hey. Look-a.

-Come-ay! Come-ay!

-♪ More, more, more...

Mini-Boss.

-Stuart.

-Mini-Boss. -No, no, no.

Okay, okay.

Uh, uh...

Okay. Go, go, go.

-Hmm.

Hey. Go, go, go.

-Huh?

Hey, wait a minute.

Bello.

-Oh, no!

Trespassers!

Get 'em!

Hey, you. Come back here!

-Go, go!

Kevin! Oh, okay.

Get your little butts back here!

Okay, now, you might feel a little pinch.

Got you now.

Time to break some bones.

Any plans for the weekend?

Take five deep breaths.

I'll be right back.

-Hey!

You like picking on little guys, huh?

-Go take a nap, old lady.

Old lady?

I am a master of the ancient Shaolin art of kung fu.

Ah.

Huh?

Ha-ha!

Get lost!

If you come back to our place, you're dead.

Uh, come-ay.

Oh, pank you.

Pank you...

You can thank me by going away.

I'm working.

...kung fu...

You want to learn kung fu?

Bello, chica.

...kung fu por smoochie, smoochie?

Mm, mm.

My teaching days are over.

This is my life now.

...kung fu para... para save-a le Mini-Boss.

P-Por favor.

Ai-ya.

Fine.

I will teach you.

-GRU'- Hey!

-Those are not for you.

Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a.

The name of the game is sell, sell, sell!

♪ Ah...

What?!

Where's Gru?

Huh? How should I know?

What's with the costumes?

Halloween was four months ago.

You look stupid. Buzz off.

-Shoo!

I'm getting my meat tenderizer.

Let me help you with that, dearie.

GRU'- Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me.

-Now, where's the boy?

Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.

Don't worry. We're not mad at him.

We just want to...

hire him.

Where is he?

Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco.

Wild Knuckles is alive?

And working with the kid.

-Hmm. -Oh.

We're going to San Francisco.

-Let's hit it.

You had better be paying for my roof.

Ay, ay, ay.

-- Ooh. -Pretty groovy, huh?

We begin with a basic kick.

Now you.

Okay.

No kicking.

This is a melon hammer. It's a weapon.

This is Fred. He is a dummy.

Never underestimate a dummy.

-Ha. Dummy. -Bello, Fred.

-Now attack!

Stuart! Stuart!

Fred.

Doubt tells me I cannot break this wood.

Uh-huh.

But doubt exists only in the mind.

You know what I say to my mind?

Now you.

Uh, uh...

-Huh? -Mm-hmm.

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

Okay. Clearly, we are not ready for philosophy.

Let's just train.

-Ho, hey! Ho, hey! -♪ A-won't you take me to

-♪ Funkytown... -Ooh! Ho, hey!

Oh, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay.

-♪ Town -Yeah!

-♪ Won't you take me to -- Yeah!

-♪ Funkytown... -Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!

Hoo!

-Huh? -Rest up.

Tomorrow's going to be even worse.

What, you're quitting?

I told you, when I get that stone,

we're gonna be unstoppable.

I have had enough!

There's nothing sadder than an aging villain.

So long, old man!

Guys, come on.

-We're a team.

♪ More, more, more

-♪ How do you like...

♪ How do you like it?

♪ How do you like...

Is this heaven?

I just had to fire my henchmen.

You know why? 'Cause they weren't getting the job done.

Okay, I'm just gonna untie you now

because I-I, uh...

I-I need you to do some stuff for me around the house.

And it might be, you know, uh, kind of nice to have a...

a little company around here.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Two villains just doing some chores.

Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into?

What's that? That's your evil chuckle?

-Obviously. -Well, it stinks.

You sound like a clown who swallowed a kazoo.

Really? Well, you look like a wizard

going through an end-of-life crisis.

-Easy there, Don Rickles.

Who's Don Rickles?

Stone-a.

Stone-a.

Stone-a!

Stone-a...

♪

Dude.

Ah, I thought we lost you there for a minute.

Hey, chill, chill, ch-chill, ch...

Hey, you want to try this on, little dude?

La stone-a!

Hey, hey, hey, soul brother, where you jettin' off to?

...San Pan-pisco.

Ha! Frisco disco!

-Wow. -It's your lucky day, kid.

I'm headed up the coast.

-I could drop you off on the way. -

Yee-haw!

...la stone-a!

Oh, look-a!

-Huh? Hey.

Start with the pool.

This place has got to be spick-and-span.

What are you doing?

You look like the overcooked turkey

my mom makes on Thanksgiving.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention,

the pool is filled with my pet crocodiles.

Yeah, well, well, doesn't scare me.

Be careful. I can't have you lose an arm,

because I need you to change some light bulbs after this.

Here, let me show you how it's done.

Betsy, knock it off.

Hey!

Whoa! Oh, no.

Marvin, no, no. Stop that.

Whoa. Help! Oh, no.

-The net!

I got you! I got you!

-I don't got you.

Take my hand.

-Whoa. Whoa.

-I got you!

You could've run, but you... but you didn't.

I told you, you are my favorite villain in the world.

I could not let you get eaten by crocodiles.

Even though that would've been kind of cool to watch.

So... so you want to be a great villain, huh?

That's all I ever wanted.

You want, uh... I don't know, you want me...

you want me to teach you a thing or two?

Mm-hmm-hmm!

MASTER CHOW Many fighters have asked me,

how did I become a great master?

Hey, look-a!

Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

You just dig down deep,

find your inner beast, and...

Uh... gesundheit?

Now you try.

Uh...

Find your inner beast!

Stop this kick.

We have a lot more work to do.

Eh? Eh?

Kevin, Stuart and Bob, you are ready.

No, no, no, no, no!

Ready for your junior kung fu achievement badges.

They're dead.

First rule of heists: always stay in character.

Got it, Grandpa.

Say, do you mind if we use the john?

Poindexter here can't hold it in till we get home.

Uh-huh.

The Bank of Evil.

It's showtime, kid.

Follow my lead, and don't forget your cue.

Hello. I, uh... I just need to cash this.

Oh, wowie zowie! What a big bank.

How many security guards are in here?

Who's this little guy?

Well, that's my grandson, who still has not learned

that children should be seen and not heard.

Kids.

I actually have a son of my own.

He looks weird.

Oh, don't listen to him.

Your son is very, uh, cute.

MR.- Hmm.

Oh, no!

-MR.- Oh.

Oh, help! I'm seeing a white light.

Helen, I'm coming for ya!

Helen, I'm coming for ya.

Oh. Help!

-Help my-my pop-pop!

Somebody help him!

Huh?

My grandpa!

-- We need a doctor!

This is the big one.

-Whoa! -- Oh.

You hear that?

It's the sweet sound of angels.

-Help!

Do something!

My life is flashing before my eyes.

No, no, no. The other way.

The other way.

All right, everyone stand back.

-Uh-oh.

-Clear! -No, wait a minute. Wait.

Don't give up on me now, buddy.

No, no, no, I'm feeling better.

-Clear!

Maximum charge.

-Clear! -Thank you.

You saved my grandpa.

Uh, did we... did we do the heist?

Grandpas say the darndest things.

-You dropped these. -Um...

Look what I got!

Hey. Not bad.

Not bad at all.

We make a good team.

We do?

Oh, yeah. Hey, we got to keep at it.

Wait till you see what I'm gonna teach you next.

I cannot wait.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

Mm-hmm.

-Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss.

Okay, Stuart...

Bob...

-Time to strike!

-Mini-Boss! -Yoo-hoo.

Aah! They're not here.

Fan out and find them.

Something big's going down in Frisco.

Look-a. Ooh.

-- Whoo, there it is. -- Whoa.

It's been one heck of a ride, little man.

Ah, dude.

You know, I'm gonna miss you.

Hey, soul brother, good luck!

Wow.

Oh...

Ooh.

My friend, you're now

gonna learn from the old school.

Oh, no.

I can't believe they did this to me!

I-I taught them everything they know!

We were a team!

I give up.

Hey, you are a great bad guy,

and they are stupid idiots.

Only dream I ever had

was doing bad stuff with my buddies.

Now look at me: old, alone.

Well, you are old,

but you're not alone.

All right.

Listen up, buster.

We are starting a new team,

and it's going to be called The Terrible Twos.

We can find a better name later,

but right now we're going to find that stone

and show everybody that you still got it.

Come on. You're just a little kid.

It's over. Go home.

-But you said we... -Go home!

♪

Come on, come on. Let's go!

Whoa!

Otto?

Otto!

-Yee-haw! -Otto!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hey!

Otto! It's Mini-Boss!

Ah! Mini-Boss!

-Mini-Boss! -Otto!

Look-a! Look-a!

-Stone-a.

You found the stone.

Otto, I'm so proud of you.

Oh...

All right, we don't have much time.

-We got to get this to Wild Knuckles. -Oh, okay.

-Okay.

Get him!

-- Go, go, go!

Long time, no see, punk.

I'll take that.

Yes!

Don't move!

-Huh? -Right there! Freeze!

Anti-Villain League.

You are under arrest.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.

Did you forget what time it is?

Happy New Year!

Fire!

Stand your ground.

-Look out! -Whoa!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,

-no, no, no, no, no!

Where do you think you're going? Hmm?

You stole from us, and now you're gonna pay!

Enjoy being torn apart.

Hey! ...Mini-Boss!

Guys!

Oh. Why don't we make this a fair fight?

Oh, you thought I was serious.

-Run!

No!

Hello, traitors.

Remember me?

You.

You can leave me for dead,

you can destroy everything I own,

but I will not let you hurt that kid!

Oh, so you're gonna save the kid?

Yeah, you and what army?

-This army!

Okay. This army.

MASTER CHOW Dig down deep.

Find your inner beast.

Mmm.

Otto!

Hurry! Faster!

-No!

-Got you.

Go, go, go!

No.

Get away from him!

Destroy the kid.

Oh!

No!

Hey, hey. How does it feel to be beaten

by a tubby little punk?

You guys were amazing!

The kung fu-- where did that come from?

Obviously, you guys are rehired.

-Oh. -Stuart!

♪

-- It's all yours, sir.

Where do you want it?

Can you feel this, sir? Right here.

Oh, no.

Wild Knuckles.

Hey.

Y-You're gonna be okay, right?

Don't worry about me, kid.

I'll be fine.

Finally.

You're going away for a long, long time.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't bet on it.

No.

See you soon, kiddo.

-Ooh-la-la.

Wild Knuckles was my favorite villain.

We didn't have much time together,

but the time we did have,

I'm so grateful for.

I've been thinking about how you won't see me grow up

or be there for all the terrible things

that I'm going to do.

And believe me, there are gonna be

some awful things.

But I'm going to make you proud.

I'm going to be the best villain ever

because of you.

Because you taught me what matters.

You can't do anything alone.

Find your tribe,

-and never, ever let them go.

Otto?

Si.

You better stay out of trouble, kid.

I will lead a good and honest life.

You're alive?

Oh!

You just blew my mind.

How did you do that?

I cannot wait to fake my own death

to avoid the authorities.

Shoot for the moon, kid.

Shoot for the moon.

See you later, suckers!

♪ You can't always get what you want ♪

♪ You can't always get what you want ♪

♪ You can't always get what you want ♪

♪ But if you try sometime

♪ You just might find, you just might find ♪

♪ You get what you need

♪ Ah, yeah

♪ Ah, yeah...

Sorry, we're closed.

Whoa.

I just wanted to thank you for this.

Worked like a charm.

All right, let me cut to the chase here.

I need a genius mad scientist.

You want to come work for me?

No, I am done with villainy.

Off to happier horizons.

Goodbye, little chap.

Por favor.

Oh, all right, all right.

Fine. Stop with the face.

I'm in.

Want to see something cool?

♪

Oh! Are you kidding me?

- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

"Big Boss." I like that.

♪ We can make it further

♪ We running and don't look back ♪

♪ It's a light at the end of the tunnel ♪

♪ If you stay on track

♪ But I know any minute

♪ When your fingers turn it up like snap ♪

♪ So hard to lose like that

♪ Hey, let's do it

♪ All around the world

♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ Think about it

♪ All the boys and girls

♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ Said it's been a long night, long night ♪

♪ Waiting for the light, waiting for the light ♪

♪ Let's do it

♪ All around the world

♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ We gotta turn it up

♪ Make it hard to lose like that ♪

♪ If this weather makes you frown ♪

♪ And some people get you down ♪

♪ Remember

♪ Love, like sound

♪ It's better when it's loud

♪ And if there's no song inside ♪

♪ We can bring the light together ♪

♪ Day or night

♪ We're shining from inside

♪ Turn up the, turn it up

♪ Turn up the, turn it up ♪

♪ Turn up the, turn it up

♪ Turn up the sunshine

♪ Turn up the, turn it up

♪ Turn up the, turn it up ♪

♪ Turn up the, turn it up

♪ Turn up the sunshine

♪ All around the world

♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ Think about it

♪ All the boys and girls

♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ Said it's been a

♪ All around the world

♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪

♪ We gotta turn it up

♪ Make it hard to lose like that. ♪

♪ Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me ♪

♪ Time to keep me movin'

♪ Keep me groovin' with some energy ♪

♪ Well, I talk about it, talk about it ♪

♪ Talk about it, talk about it ♪

♪ Talk about it, talk about it, talk about movin' ♪

♪ Gotta move on

♪ Gotta move on

♪ Gotta move on

♪

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown

♪ Won't you take me to

♪ Funkytown.

♪ Feeling better

♪ Now that we're through

♪ Feeling better 'cause I'm over you ♪

♪ I learned my lesson, and it left a scar ♪

♪ Now I see how you really are ♪

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good

♪ I'm gonna say it again

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good

♪ I broke a heart that's gentle and true ♪

♪ Well, I broke a heart over someone like you ♪

♪ I'll beg his forgiveness on bended knee ♪

♪ I wouldn't blame him if he said to me ♪

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good

♪ I'm gonna say it again

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good

♪ I'm turning you down, baby, and I'm going my way ♪

♪ Forget about you, baby, 'cause I'm leaving to stay ♪

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good

♪ I'm gonna say it again

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good

♪ Oh, oh, no

♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪

♪ You're no good

♪ Baby, you're no good.