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[theme song playing]
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[singing]
Blue Beetle
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Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle
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When you need some help
He'll save the day
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Blue Beetle fights evil
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Blue Beetle
With a strobe-light gun, he's on the way
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Friends, everyone but the villains
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Our hero
Flying his trusty bug
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When not fighting crime
He's chillin'
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But always willing
To step on a thug
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Blue Beetle
Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle
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When you need some help
He'll save the day
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Blue Beetle's on the way
To save the day
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[car horns honking]
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[suction cups puckering]
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-[switch clicks]
-[flame roars]
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[Squid 2] Where in the name
of Neptune is it?
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[Squid 1] The Boss said
we don't stop lookin' until we find it.
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[Squid 2] You can stop looking.
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I've found it!
The famous Colossal Star diamond!
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Now, let's get out of here.
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You're not going anywhere, Octo-morons!
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[Squid 1] Blue Beetle!
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Sorry, Squid Gang,
that diamond's bigger than your head,
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and has a lot more brains.
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[Squid 2] This diamond
means everything to us.
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We must have it! You won't stop us.
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Well, I'm not here
to leave mints on the pillows.
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[Squids grunting, laughing]
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[Squid s] Got it.
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Haven't lost a game
of "keep away" yet.
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[Squid grunts]
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[Squid 4] There's always
a first time, Bug Head.
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{Squid 1] Woo-hoo!
{Squid 2] Feels great!
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[Squid 1] Sayonara, sucker!
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Never seen the Squids so emotional.
What could have them so worked up?
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[man] That is the question.
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Sufferin' scarabs!
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Oh, it's you, Question.
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Don't do that.
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Nothing surprises quite like
an unexpected question.
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Look, Question, I'd love to hear more
of your weird criminal theories
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on how moral truths exist independently
of human knowledge, or whatever,
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but right now, I need to get
that diamond back from the Squids.
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[The Question] Getting it back doesn't
get you the answers you need.
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It gets me the diamond,
that's what I need.
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But the answer to this mystery
is this question.
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"Why did they want it
in the first place?"
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[Blue Beetle] A ginormous diamond
worth $5 million?
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[The Question] That ginormous diamond
might have more value than money.
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You always read way more into things
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-than are actually there.
-[belt button beeps]
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[The Question] A-ha!
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Oh, did you find a blue button,
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because one fell off my glove.
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A cap from an eight-ounce bottle
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of the infamous,
over-caffeinated beverage...
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Zortz.
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Zortz Cola. I thought
they stopped making that stuff.
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Zortz Co. went bankrupt
when the FDA discovered
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they'd lied about
the amount of caffeine
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and other nearly-toxic chemicals
the drink contained.
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How "nearly toxic?"
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I mean, [chuckles nervously]
I'll still be able to have kids, right?
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That is a question for your urologist.
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[Blue Beetle] Okay, if Zortz Co.
Is out of business,
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what's one of their bottlecaps doing in
a freshly-cleaned hotel room?
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There are three places in Hub City,
that still sell the outdated soda.
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So, we go to those markets
and find out who bought the soda,
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and that person
could have the diamond.
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Dang it! I hate it when
your weird theories are right.
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[The Question] We can evade reality,
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but we cannot evade the consequences
of evading reality.
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So, like, what do you squares want?
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'Cause most people
just come here for the Zortz.
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Groovy stuff, man.
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I notice you have one of those new
closed-circuit TV security systems.
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We'd like to know
exactly who is buying Zortz.
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Like, everyone, Daddy-O.
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It's the ginchiest.
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-[fizzes]
-[bottle cap clatters]
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Zortz is out of production for a reason.
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Water is the only drink
anyone should consume.
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We need to see those videotapes.
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You're not the fuzz,
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why don't you make like Dizzy Gillespie
and scat!
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The question isn't who
is going to let me...
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[grunts]
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It's who is going to stop me?
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I, uh... like, see your point, Clyde.
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[tape fast forwarding]
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-There.
-Where?
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Oh, yeah!
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He dropped a penny
in the leave-a-penny jar.
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That's what you call a stand-up cat.
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Let's get that penny jar
back to The Bug.
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Hey! It's "leave a penny, take a penny."
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A penny. Not all the pennies, man.
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I'll send you a check!
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[The Question] Here it is.
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The Squid's penny.
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Well... [scoffs]
How do you know it's the right penny?
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It's the only one without fingerprints.
Squids wear gloves.
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Hmm, and it's much shinier
than the other pennies to boot,
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but what is this substance?
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Let's get a chemical breakdown
of whatever this coating is.
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[computer trilling]
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[computer beeps]
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Cerium oxide?
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That's a high-grade polishing agent.
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Very expensive.
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It's used to polish mirrors for
sophisticated telescopic equipment.
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I know. Kord Industries used it
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on the telescopic amplifier
we sold to the military.
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Uh, I mean... they sold to the military,
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which I read about in the paper.
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[The Question]
That amplifier was stolen last week,
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right out from under their noses.
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It's not your fault. There's no way you,
aka Ted Kord,
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could've known the military would've
been so careless with your invention.
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No, no, I'm not... Ted Kord.
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[stammers] Well, I mean who is Ted Kord.
[chuckles nervously]
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You, sir, that is not...
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If this diamond theft has something
to do with the telescopic amplifier,
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that you, as Ted Kord, invented--
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-I'm not Ted Kord.
-...we need to find it.
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That's something I can help with.
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Every Kord product has a brilliantly
designed homing beacon created by...
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[sighs] me, Ted Kord.
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Boss, you're gonna be thrilled!
We got you the diamond!
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[laughs evilly] A few more adjustments,
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and my magnificent aura oscillator
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will be ready for
its final crowning glory!
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Sorry to drop in unannounced...
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Doctor Spectro.
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Yes, it is I,
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Doctor Spectro,
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the emperor of emotions,
the finagler of feelings.
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You societal leeches can make it
easier on yourselves
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and hand that diamond over.
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No way! This diamond
belongs to Doctor Spectro!
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Spectro uses emotional manipulation
to control people.
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That's how he--
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That's how he got the Squids
to steal that diamond.
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By artificially instilling
affection and loyalty.
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So, you've encountered
Doctor Spectro before?
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No, it just seemed obvious.
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They do whatever I command.
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And soon,
so will everyone on the planet!
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He's going to use the giant diamond,
the perfect refracting element,
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to make the telescopic amplifier
an emotional amplifier.
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With that kind of power,
he could take over the world.
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We aren't going to let him.
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But we are.
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Captain Atom and Nightshade?
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But you're fellow
Charlton action heroes.
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You Squids sit this one out.
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I want to see the Nuclear Nemesis
and the Debutante of Darkness
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battle these interlopers.
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Don't worry, Doctor Spectro.
We'll incinerate this insect.
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And punch this one
right where his face should be.
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Spectro has them under his control,
just like the Squids. But how?
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Unlike the Squids, they're
strong-willed, and individualistic.
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Of course, he must've
imbued the soda with a chemical,
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which heightens his
emotional-manipulating waves
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creating the perfect substance
for mind control.
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[both grunting]
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[Blue Beetle grunting]
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Snap out of it, Nightshade.
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You hate Spectro more than you hate
an outdoor brunch in Palm Springs.
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Oh, I used to think that.
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[groans]
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But now, I understand him.
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He deserves love, devotion,
just as you deserve this!
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[both grunt]
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Now, ain't that a kick in the head.
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[The Question grunts]
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Captain Atom, resist Spectro's control.
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I want to.
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I don't know how his emotional rays
penetrated my nuclear forcefield.
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That soda did this to you.
Use your energy ray
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to change its molecular structure
and create an antidote.
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I'll try.
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[straining]
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[groaning]
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I hope this works.
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Whoa, that was just
what the doctor ordered,
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-and not Doctor Spectro!
-[growls]
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A question for Nightshade...
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How would you like
a nice, refreshing soda?
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[grunts] Why, you faceless freak!
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Blue Beetle?
Sorry about the shakedown.
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Let's make sure Spectro
gets it a lot worse.
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Count on it.
Q, you and Cap take the Squids.
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Shade and I will get Spectro.
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Too late!
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-[machine powers up]
-Too late. [laughs evilly]
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[all grunting, straining]
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[cries]
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Waves of sadness bombarding me.
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Everything about me is a lie.
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I'm too depressed to fight.
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-[all crying]
-[car tires screech, crashes]
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What if jazz is, like,
the biggest sellout of all?
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[cries]
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[Doctor Spectro] Citizens of Hub City,
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you are under the control
of Doctor Spectro!
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Obey my will. It is your only hope.
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[all crying]
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Must fight it. I'll never live for
the sake of another man's will!
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What? Impossible!
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No, objective reality.
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-Emotion, sadness, anger, love...
-[growls menacingly]
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they're not real,
just hormonal imbalances.
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Once you subjugate
emotion with reality,
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which I do every day,
emotion becomes powerless.
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Facts don't care about your feelings.
And the fact is...
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I'm about to knock you out.
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[grunts]
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-[machine crashes]
-[gasps]
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No!
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-[machine powers down]
-[all groaning]
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No! My super sad subjects,
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my depressed darlings,
they are no more.
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Okay, Squids,
this is the end of the line.
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Scratch everything off your to-do list
except jail.
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[Squid 2] But we were under his spell.
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[Squid 1] You can't blame us.
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Q, I have to admit,
I underestimated you.
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You're an incredible hero
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and an even better friend.
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Friendship isn't
objectively real, either.
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Ugh, you really are the worst.
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[chuckles] Come on.
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Let's get Spectro
into The Bug and off to jail.
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[gasps] Sufferin' scarabs!
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-He's gone!
-What?
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That distortion, just like Nightshade's.
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He must've slipped through reality
into a pocket dimension.
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No, he can't. He must face justice.
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He must be punished for his crimes.
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Easy there, buddy.
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Don't get swept away
by a hormonal imbalance.
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[The Question]
No, it's objectively wrong.
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[Blue Beetle] Come on, pal.
You're all keyed up.
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You need to relax.
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I'll take you out
for a nice, refreshing soda.
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