All language subtitles for Night.Ambush.1957

J" Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

♪ Philedem ki aman, aman

♪ Tourkopoula

♪ O feretzes sou

♪ Kryvei mesa tis omorfies sou

In 1944, 3,000 years after Homer's time,

Crete was fighting another Homeric battle,

this time against the occupying Germans.

Fighting at her side was a handful
of fellow islanders from the British lsles.

Nobody outside Greece knows
what the Cretans went through

in those years following the German invasion.

It was a nightmare of horrors,

most of it caused by their kindness
to Allied stragglers.

Sheltering them, feeding them,

looking after them as after their own children.

Out of this comradeship grew
the famous Cretan section of Force 133,

watching and waiting in the mountains,

planning sabotage and sending reports
from secret radio stations.

Like hungry wolves,
they looked down on their quarry below.

And when one of them came down into
the valleys, it spelt trouble for the Germans.

(Vehicle approaches)

(Horn blares)

Stamata, re!

(Bus slows)

MAN: Ela, leventi mou! Ela! Trexe, trexe.

Viasou.

WOMAN: Ela. Viasou.
Se perimenoume. Viasou.

- Yeia sas.
- Aneva. Yeia sou.

(Horn blares)

(Horn blares)

(Klaxon)

(Klaxon over speech)

(Cretan lyre plays in distance)

- Dyo kafedes, metrious.
- Entaxei.

Dyo metrious!

- Yia sou, Philedem.
- Yia sou, Micky.

Knossos...

Palace of King Minos.

Might make a good hideout.

The Villa Ariadne?

(Troops march by)

Why come to Knossos? Many Germans here.

The Commander in Chief
lives at the Villa Ariadne.

That's why.

So...

You'll kill him?

No.

Kidnap him.

Impossible.

Utterly.

Kidnap him from the villa?

What do you think?

Very difficult.

Electrified fence, many sentries, many dogs.

Cut the wire, drug the dogs, kill the sentries.

All possible.

But you'll never get him away alive.

We're going to bring him back alive to Cairo.

Panayia mou!

Po, po, po!

A wonderful plan!

So I thought.

We'll make them look absolute fools.

That's the idea.

But you'll never snatch him from the villa.

It'll have to be done on the open road,

between here
and his headquarters at Archanes.

I'll think about it.

Let's go into town. I want to see the dentist.

(Church bell)

(Children shouting)

Come inside. Quickly!

I sent Elia to warn you.
He must have missed you.

This house is being watched.

Is it? I brought you some potatoes.

- Been humping them around all morning.
- Thank you.

They saw you come in.

Good. I can do with a couple
of German MP uniforms. Just what I want.

This is no time for joking, my friend.

Well, what are you waiting for?
Get to work on him.

Why me? I'm terrified of dentists.
What about you?

Don't be a fool.

I've got an identity card, I speak fluent Greek,
no German can tell my accent.

They have a Greek policeman with them.
He could.

Promise me you won't hurt me.
I can't bear being hurt.

- Oh, sit down.
- None ofthis was in the original plans at all.

(Footsteps approaching)

You better give me one ofthose gags
that keep my mouth open.

- On the instrument table.
- Here?

Yes. That's it.

Oh...

Aufmachen!

Aufmachen! Militér Polizei!

Haus Durchsuchung. Aus dem Weg.

GREEK POLICEMAN: Esy, katse kato kai
kleis' to stoma sou. Paliotomaro!

Bringen Sie die Griechen 'rein!

GREEK POLICEMANI Esy!

Kennen Sie diesen Mann?

Ja. Das ist Micky Akoumianakis.

It kaneis edo?

Esy ti les?

Und wer ist dieser andere Kerl da?

- Poios einai o allos?
- Exaderfos mou ap'to Lasithi.

- Was sagt er?
- Er ist sein Vetter.

So. Sein Vetter?

Ugh!

Och, signomi.

- Kontrollieren Sie die Ausweise.
- Jawohl.

Zeigen Sie lhren PalS. lhre Papiere.
lhre Papiere!

So, so. Das scheint in Ordnung zu sein.

- Der andere? Der andere!
- Tin taftotita sou.

Sto sakaki mo...

- Was sagt er?
- Im Jacket.

Gut.

Ausweise.

Papiere!

(Drill whirs)

Halt!

Weg!

Aufstehen!

Sie sind ein verfluchter Spion!

Achtung! Der andere!

(Gunshot)

- What's the Greek for "chloroform"?
- Chloroform.

How funny.

(Groans)

Luckily, the chap I've got coming from Cairo
is just the right size for this uniform.

Half ahead, together.

Light, sir.

- Get the boat down, Number One.
- Aye aye, sir.

(Gentle splash)

Ela! Ela!

Pias'ta, vre!

Alli mia! Sprohne!

Mes sti thalassa tha perasoune.

(Friendly murmured greetings)

Yiorgo! Yiorgo, fere to kouti apano grigora,
se parakalo!

Grigora, paidi mou, fere to pano.

- Hello. I say, hello.
- Fere to!

You must be Moss.

I'm Sandy. You don't know me,

but I know all about you.

- Paddy'll be along in a minute.
- How do you do?

Sandy... I've got a message for you
from a namesake of yours - Sandy Rendel.

He's in Cairo just now.

Oh, yes, I know he is. What did he say?

"Yeia sou."

What does it mean?

Oh - "hello".

By the way, this is Johnnie Houseman.

He's one of our cavemen from Mount Ida.

He's been here a year
and he's going out on leave now.

I heard a lot about you from Paddy. Good luck.

Good luck yourself. You'll need it.

Well, I'll be off.

Oh, hey!

Oh, just a minute.

- What about the boots?
- I'm taking this pair with me.

Oh, no, you don't. Come on, let's have them.
That's a rule of ours.

Come on. Let's have them.

You know there's a shortage of boots.

Yeah, a nice pair of boots.

They're the only pair of boots I ever had
that fitted me.

Excuse me for a moment, will you?

I just have a couple of letters to post.

Prosehe, tha tin pai to rema ekei pera.

Ap'ti mia esy, Michali.

Hello!

Hello. Are you English?

My name's Zahari. Are you a friend of Paddy?

Yes.

Ah! Paddy great friend of me also.

- Hey, careful, that's loaded.
- Oh, is all right. Is wonderful.

I like a gun loaded. I don'! like a gun not loaded.

How far is the nearest German post?

This way, time to smoke maybe two cigarettes.

But we don't go this way.

No.

You see this way?
Time for one half cigarette.

This way not good.

We go this way!

(Sighs)

Ah, Bill. There you are.

Well, well.

Come on up.

I've done some recce.
Now we can get on with the rest ofthe job.

This is Andoni, my right- and left-hand man.
Captain Moss.

- Yeia sou.
- How do you do?

Well...

what is the job?

I'll tell you that later. Did you bring the whisky'?

- A case.
- Good. The golden sovereigns?

They're in my pack. They weigh like lead.

Yes, they go farther than lead.

- Yeia sou!
PADDY: Well, what do you think of it?

I'm in a complete daze.

I like your...outfit.

What, this? It's rather nice.

I like them to think me a son of duke...

...a latter-day Lord Byron.

George!

Manoli!

MANOLII Philedem!

(Effusive greetings)

Geia sas, paidia!

- Geia sas, paidia!
- Geia sas!

BILL: How much longer?

- Two more cigarettes.
- You've been saying that since midnight.

I make it 18 since we started.

He means Greek cigarettes. You mean English.

- I'm beginning to learn.
(Zahari chuckles)

Kastamonitsa over there.

With luck we'll stop there, under a roof.

What's that smell?

SANDYI Mm?

Oh...me. Sorry.

But I'll get downwind of you.

You see, I haven't washed for six months.

A man ofthe people - that's me.

Tell me, where is this wireless station of yours?

Oh, it's about two nights' walk from here.

At least it was when I left my sergeant in charge.

Of course, you never know here in Crete.

The Germans are always trying to pinpoint us.

Ifthey get wind of us, well...we move on.

Speaking of wind, hasn't the wind changed?

Yes, it has, rather.

(Bill sniffs)

Sorry.

MAN: Oi fylakes pane apano!

(Cry echoes)

(Clears throat) That's the all clear.

(D09 barks)

Local police.

(Owl hoots)

(Whistles) Ela. Ela mesa.

- (Whimper)
- There's someone in the room.

Shh!

What's he up to?

Wait and see.

(Excited shouting)

Phyllia!

Come and be introduced.
Bill, this is Michali's sister. Captain Bill Moss.

Alexi, ti ginesai?

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Kalos crises, Philedem.

Captain Moss.

Kalos crises, paidi mo...

I psychi tou laou mas ine dosmeni
s'aflon ton agona

ton opoion mazi diexagoume.

I'll leave you for a moment. This takes
a long, long time. I've heard it all before.

Elate oloi, paidia. Elate konda.

Elate. Paidia, kalos orisate.

- Eis ygeian!
ALL: Eis ygeian!

♪ Traditional Cretan rhythm

♪ Ap'ola fastra fouranou

♪ Enane sou moiazei

ALL: ♪ Ela, ela

♪ Enane sou moiazei

Eis ygeian!

Peinas, paidaki mou?

She wants to know if you're hungry.

Always.

Panda, Theia Maria. Panda.

Po, p0, P0. 9°!

Grigora!

Andrea, inda kaneis?

Etsi ki etsi. (Chuckles)

Shh!

♪ Opoios den einai meraklis
Kai st'armata tehnitis

ALL: ♪ Ela, ela, Kai st'armata tehnitis

♪ Harami tou na katoikei eis to nisi tis Kritis

(All cheer)

Sheep's eyeball - great compliment.

Thank you, but I draw the line
at a sheep's eyeball.

You must be mad. Greatest delicacy.

OLD LADY: T'onoma sou?

Paddy, help. Translation!

What?

OLD LADY: T'onoma sou?
- What's your name?

- Bill.
- Mama? (Chuckles)

Ach, tin kakomoira. Tin kakomoira.
Katehei pou ine o yios tis?

Does she know where you are tonight?

I certainly hope not.

BOTH; Och...

Ach, tin kakomoira, Kai na to katehe...
Den lypasai ta niata sou'?

She says don't go lose your dear little life.

I won't.

Steady, she's after you.

(Cheering and laughter)

(Whistling)

(Snores)

Bill...

Mm?

Are you awake?

Well, I am now.

I wondered.

Well, you can see we've got this island
pretty well buttoned up.

Money for jam.

Tell me, how did you get my transfer through?

Pulled a lot of strings.

You've got a big job to do.

Wonderful.

Risky as hell too.

What's the form?

Ever heard of General Kreipe?

No. A Jerry general?

Mm.

They've got 30,000 paratroops on this island.

General Kreipe's
their Divisional Commander in Chief.

Good luck to him.

What is the job?

He is.

We're going to snatch him
and take him over to North Africa.

- Kidnap the C in C?
- Mm-hm.

- Just the two of us?
- Mm-hm.

Pinch me, I'm dreaming!

Mind you, the Cretans will back us up in this too.

Yes. What about the Cretans?

They must run the most incredible risk,
and yet they all seem...

(Knock at door)

- Poios eisai?
- O Zaharis.

Zaharis?

Den boro na koimitho.

I katsika vromei!

I katsika vromei?

What's up?

Zahari's been living in the town too long.
He says he can't sleep with the goat any more.

He's no Cretan.

Oh, let me go. I don't mind.

L...l smell myself, actually.

Sandy...

Pleasant dreams.

Go on.

So we've decided to do something spectacular.

Something we can do on the cheap.

Cheap? Well, you can have me very cheap.

Who else is in on this?

Just us three at the moment -
and...Micky Akoumianakis.

Who's he?

Our chief agent in Heraklion.

(Banging at door)

Sandy. I thought he couldn't stick it. Let him in.

(Bleats)

BILL: It's the goat! (Laughs)

Kalos inhe.

Kalin ypodexi.

Well, good night.

(Sighs) Good night.

(Cicadas chirrup)

BILL: Come on, Micky.

Don'! take all day.

How do we look?

You're OK. Bill OK in the dark.

You look like an Englishman dressed
as a German leaning against the Ritz bar.

Try and look a bit more like the master race.

Gott im Himmel! Aufvvachen!

That's better. Now get it.

If only I had a monocle.

Police corporals don't wear monocles.

(Shutter clicks)
- Good.

Oh, I do feel naked without my moustache.

Here comes General now!

(Distant roar of car engine)

(Dog barks in distance)

(Car horn blares)

Nice car. Looks like a Mercedes.

It is Mercedes.

1941 model.

Grey with brown leather. Engine, six cylinder.

Special fog lamp - yellow.

Two big headlamps.

Both out of line.

Adjusted.
Driver was working on them this morning, early.

Nine fifteen now.

The General leaves the Villa Ariadne
every morning at nine

to drive here - his headquarters.

He stays till one o'clock,

then drives back to the villa for lunch.

He returns around four o'clock,

then drives back to the villa
for dinner around eight thirty.

In the dark.

Yeah. That's the time to stick him up.

How far is it from here down to the main road?

One cigarette...maybe two.

- Does he always stick to the same timetable?
- More or less.

Sometimes, General plays cards after working.

Cards?

A game called bridge.

General not very good player but very lucky.

General great believer in luck.

Round neck wears a little black bag
with lucky gold coin in it.

Coin saved General's life on Russian front.

Bullet hit coin instead of General.

Pit)'-

How do you know all this?

I too am spy. Intelligence Service.

I find out.

He's a friend ofthe General's cook.

- Pretty?
- Very fat.

Bill, don'! be frivolous.

Sorry.

Not a girl - a man.

You know, the fact that he sometimes
stays longer at headquarters is very important.

When he doesn't turn up, it may be a couple
of hours before they give the alarm.

Next thing to do is to find a place
to hold up the car.

We'd better recce the road.

- This is a good spot.
- Yes.

- Is that the main road?
- Main bus route from Timbaki to Heraklion.

- It's a pip of a place for an ambush.
- Here comes truck now.

Mm, he certainly slowed down at the junction.

MICKY: The General's driver's careful.
He's bound to slow down too.

BILL: Grab the General's car,

drive through Heraklion and out the other side.
It's money for jam.

Yes, this is it.

If we have Elias down that road there,

he can signal us when the General's car comes.

(Shrill buzz)
- Alarm buzzer.

Dry battery. lfl get very long wire,
I can ring buzzer beside you.

L know where I can steal plenty electrical wire.

I've got plenty of wire.

Why use your own when I can steal it?

- No point taking a risk.
- No take risk. Only take wire.

ELIAS: I get wire.
- Pah!

Take, take. Take me, take me.

- When me and George do something?
BILL: Your turn will come.

You can deal with the General and his driver.

This signalling business is very important.

If we snatch the General at night,

how will Elias know that it's his car?

I know.

All right, come down the road and prove it.

OK.

(Mouths)

Car coming!

Mercedes.

The General!

- Kalos ton synteknon.
(Men groan)

(Owl hoots)

Psst! Psst!

(Distant roar of car engine)

Volkswagen.

(Car approaches)

lst dies der Generals Wagen?

- Is dies der Generals Wagen?
- Huh?

Ist dies der Generals Wagen?
I'm rehearsing, you fool.

Oh. Dankeschdn.

(Whispers) Did you not hear it?

No, 'twas but the wind
or a car rattling over the stony street.

On with the dance.

Let joy be unconfined.

No sleep till morn, when youth and pleasure...

(Vehicle approaches)

lst dies der Generals Wagen?

(Roar of engine)

NSU motorcycle combination.

No sleep till morn,
when youth and pleasure meet

To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.

(Vehicle approaches)

Truckload of troops.

(Roar of engine subsides)

(Roar of motor)

Mercedes!

(Shrill, persistent buzzing)

(Car approaches)

(Car horn)

lst dies der Generals Wagen?

Ja, ja. Weiter, weiter, weiter.

Come on!

Elate!

Himmel Herr Gott!

Weg los! (Groans)

Hilfe!

All yours.

- All right?
- Money for jam. Petrol tank's full.

It was wonderful, wonderful! Wonderful!

We'll show them.
We'll show those sons of...

- Now, now, Micky. Not in front ofthe children.
- Verstehen Sie Deutsch? Nun passen Sie auf.

Tha pethanis, atime. Atime skyle!

BILL: Stop it, Micky!

- Micky, we've got to get on.
- Convoy coming!

- Erhetai I pompi. Ekei.
- Come on, let's go.

Right.

(Engine judders)
- Sorry. Handbrake.

Yeia! Sto kalo!

- Idiot!
- Close enough for you?

(Convoy horn blares)
- Nice timing.

(Horn blares)

General Kreipe!

George, let him speak. General Kreipe.

Jawohl.

PADDY: {ch bin Major Leigh Fermor.
Das ist Kapitén Moss-

Wir sind Britische Offiziere.

Sie sind ein Kriegsgefangener.

Verstehen Sie?

Ja, ich verstehe.

Wo ist mein Hut?

Hier.

Here comes Number One.

Slow down, let him see the pennant
but don't stop, whatever you do.

Get the General out of sight.

Himmel! Sie sind wohl wahnsinnig, was!

(M uffled protests)

OK, Philedem.

We're sitting on him.

First time I sit on General. Very hard seat.

- I sit on General's stomach. Very comfortable.
- (Muffled groans)

- Now.
(Engine revs)

He's looking after us.

He's gone back into the post.

That was the first one.

Now for Number Two.

- Same drill?
- Mm.

Der General.

He's gone to telephone the General's villa.

Der General.

Villa Ariadne, ja?

Der General? Ja, ja. Gut.

Raus da! Schnell! Der General kommt.

Mach das Tor auf. Schnell!

Der Herr General!

Schnell, schnell, schnell!

Schnell, da.

Das Gewehr!

Der Herr General Kreipe kommt.

Das Gewehr!

- Wurden die Herren bitte verdunkeln?
- Gewifb.

Na, los, los.

Verzeihung.

(Shouting)

Watch him, watch him.

(Muffled groans)

Herr General! Achtung!

Présentien das Gewehr!

(Horn honks repeatedly)

Come on, out ofthe way, cock.

Money for jam.

(All chuckle)

Large built-up area...

rapidly approaching.

Heraklion.

Here we come!

Wow! It's stiff with them.

Can't rush this.

Machen Sie das Licht an,
da kommt ein Wagen.

Woops-a-daisy.

Der General!

GUARD: Licht aus! Es ist der General!

Schranke aufmachen!

Wache raus! Los, Ios.

Schneller! Los!

Garrison cinema show.

Unless we're expected.

Hilfe...

(Horn honks)

(Brakes screech)

(Commotion)

(Horn honks)
- Der General!

Ruddy motorcyclists. They're all alike.

Herr General!

Los, los, los! Mach frei hier.

Der General kommt.
Los, zur Seite. Marsch, marsch.

Mach doch zur Seite.
Seht lhr nicht, dafL der General kommt?

(Horn honks)
GUARD: StrafBe frei!

StrafBe frei, der General kommt.

Mach...mach los, los!

Zur Seite.

BILLY: Which way?

PADDY: Turn right.

Das ist eine Affenschande.

- Aber wie ist das mdglich?
- Nein, aber die Kldsse...

Haben Sie ihn in seinem Krafiwagen geguckt?

Das wissen wir doch!

Ich gehe zum Hauptquanier hinUber.

Jawohl, Herr General.

Ja passen sie mal auf,
General Bréuer kommt hinUber.

Bl LL: Number 22.

(Car approaches)

PADDY: And that's the last.

(Siren wails)

ALL: Eviva!

♪ Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

♪ Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

Up the rebels!

Long live crime!

Long live everybody!

Long live Philedem!

Thank you.

Long live the Captain.

Thank you.

Long live the Cretans!

Zito I Kriti!

Long live Kriti! Long live Kriti!

Long live Kriti!

Long live my bottom
that is sitting on the General.

(All laugh)

♪ Mia Tourkopoula sto tzami

♪ Pai na proskinisi, nene mou

♪ Mia Tourkopoula sto tzami

♪ Pai na proskinisi, nene mou

♪ Kani proti sto Theo

♪ Gia n'allaxopistisi

♪ Kani proti sto Theo

♪ Gia n'allaxopistisi

Long live the General
till we get him safely to Cairo.

Thank you.

BILL: Did you hear that, Paddy?

The General speaks English.

Considerably better
than your friend here speaks German.

Your sentries thought my German was excellent.

L pity them. They will be in trouble tomorrow.

Would you mind asking your friends
to remove their knives?

All right, let him up, boys.

Thank you.

Do I understand that your plan
is to take me to Cairo?

Yes, General.

Field Marshal Rommel didn't make it,
but you will.

♪ Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

♪ Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

♪ Tourkopoula o feretzes sou

Stop! Stop!

This is where we're going to ditch your car, sir.
Get out.

You're not going to leave me, Major?

Only for a little while, sir.

I wish to speak to you alone.

George. You can speak in front of Captain Moss.

You're not going to leave me
in the hands ofthese...

Cretans?

Captain Moss will go with you, sir.

Very well.

Thank you.

May I remind you, sir, that...

...in Crete...

we're all in the hands ofthe Cretans.

My coat and briefcase.

Very good, sir.

- Run along.
- Do you want a few driving lessons?

Don't be mad. I'm a brilliant driver.

(Chuckles)

(Engine starts)

(Engine splitters)
' Ooh!

(Engine revs)

(Guffaws)

Don't worry. You'll soon get the hang of it!

(Chuckles)

Dieses ganze Gebiet hier will ich absperren.

Setzen Sie 5,000 Mann an.
10,000 - 20,000 wenn Sie wollen.

General Kreipe mufS gefunden werden.

Scouting plane. Fieseler Stork.

Fieseler Starch.

Thank you, sir.

My German should be almost perfect
by the time we deliver you in Cairo.

If you deliver me in Cairo.

- All clear?
- All clear, Philedem.

No Germans in village.

(Plane overhead)

Scouting plane.
They can't have found the car yet.

Come on.

WOMEN: Elate mesa, paidia!

Den akouses? Ela mesa!

Gia mesa!

Ela mesa!

Elate, paidia.

(Cretan lyre plays)

♪ Aides, aman, aman

♪ Kissa mou, esy

Vromoskyla!

- Yeia sas.
(Villagers murmur)

Now what's the matter with them?

A, kalos to filo mou!

- Yeia sou, Philedem!
- Na sas karosorisoume, re paidia.

Kalos crises! Kalos crises!

WOMAN: Ta kakomoira fagoria...

(Plane overhead)

Ta eidame!

Philedem!

(All cheer)

- Philedem! Philedem!
- The Germans are coming. Hundreds!

They have gone mad.
They're surrounding the villages!

They're taking hostages!

(Chickens cluck)

(Church bell tolls)

George, grab one ofthem.

Pros olous tous Kritas.

To all Cretans.

Last night, the German General Kreipe
was abducted by bandits.

"Bandits"? Do they mean us?

Oh, they mean it as a compliment. Go on.

The General is now concealed in the mountains

and his whereabouts
cannot be unknown to the populace.

The German army of occupation
will pay 50,000 Reichsmarks

to anyone whose information
will lead to the discovery of General Kreipe.

But ifthe General is not returned
within three days,

all rebel villages in the Heraklion district
will be razed to the ground

and the severest measures of reprisal
will be brought to bear on the population.

How dare they!

How do you mean?

We left a signed note saying who we were.

Cairo radio have broadcast
that this is a military operation.

I'm sending runners to Torn and Dick Barnes to
radio Cairo to send a boat as soon as possible.

GENERAL:
Ah, so there are other Englishmen in Crete.

You'd be surprised.

Four men coming from the village.

Cretans.

GEORGE: Andoni and three of his runners!

Niko Manourakis!

Charis Prekaris and his young brother.

Niko!

NIKOS: Elate epano!

You think you're occupying this island, sir,

when all the time you're like fat sheep
penned in the valleys,

watched by lean and hungry wolves from above.

Cigarette, sir?

Sheep do not smoke.

Well, wolves do. Bung it over, will you?

What's the matter, Bill?

Haven't you lost one of your decorations, sir?

The one you used to wear round your neck.

Mein Ritterkreutz.

This is terrible!

Never mind. We'll get you another one in Cairo.

You don't understand.
That could only be a replica.

- Where do you think you lost it?
- I suppose in the car.

Mm.

I thought I'd seen it since then.

Pali oi Germanoi oi afilotimoi!

PADDY: Bill? We'd better move on.

Andoni says the Germans
have picked up our trail.

BILL: How near are they?

PADDY: Less than half an hour away.
Stratis had better keep an eye on them.

Bl LL: We'd better get cracking.
PADDY: Yes.

RUNNER: Yeia sou, Strati. Yeia sou, Philedem.

RUNNER: Good luck!
BILL: Thank you!

I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid we shall have
to move on. Try and eat later.

Your colleague, General Brauer,
is being rather active.

I'm delighted to hear it.

I'll get you a mule later. For the moment, I hope
you won't object to walking, like the rest of us.

I'm hardly in a position to object, Major.

Where are you taking me now?

To the birthplace of Zeus,

father ofthe gods.

Mount Ida. Quite a climb.

One German cigar.

(Paddy chuckles)

(Both laugh)

Ob sie in dieser Rightung gegangen sind
oder in dieser,

sie werden nicht weit gekommen sein.

Alle StralSen werden bewacht.
Wir mUISen sie kriegen!

LOUDSPEAKER: Gestern Abend ist General
Kreipe von Banditen verschleppt worden.

Der General...

ist in Bergen gefangengehalt.

(Wind howls)

More star shells - to the south of us, this time.

- Thank you.
(Roar of plane engine)

Well, they're all around us.

In the valleys, but we're in the mountains.

And that's where we intend to stay.

(Plane engine roars)

Have you a good ear?

PADDY: Yes, for music. Why?

Listen.

- Aircraft.
- Sweet music to my ears.

I've been waiting for that sound all night.

General Brauer is doing exactly what I would do
in similar circumstances.

What is a circumstance, Philedem?

It can be a number ofthings, George.

Pleasant or unpleasant.

Which is this, sir?

Pleasant for me, unpleasant for you.

Troop carriers - parachutists.

General Brauer realises, of course,
you're making for the south coast.

He estimates your speed of travel.

He drops parachutists to cut you off.
It is exactly what I would have done myself.

I will go ahead alone, Philedem.

From the door ofthis hut, you can see
across the valley to Kedros.

We will light fires in the mountains
if it is dangerous to move.

And ifthere are no fires,
we'll join you tomorrow night.

Where shall we meet?

Er, in the cave above Yerakari.

It is well. Remember - if you see fires
in the mountains, stay where you are.

- Yeia sas.
ALL: Yeia sou.

Auf Wiedersehen.

(Distant loudspeaker announcement)
- Siga.

(Goat bells tinkle)

- Ora Kali.
- Geia sou.

(Plane engines roar overhead)

Three, possibly four aircraft.

6O men, all fully armed.

What son of aircraft do you use
for paradrops, sir?

GENERAL: Junkers.

Well, you won't like
what these aircraft are going to drop.

They're Wellingtons.

(Explosions)

See what we mean, sir?

The night is young.

(Explosions continue)

(indistinct German loudspeaker announcement)

Die Deutsche Besatzungsarmee...

(Announcement continues)

Herr General,
vielleicht sind sie auf dem Berg Ida.

Ach, reden Sie nicht Unsinn!

500 Mann schicken Sie dahin.

Hier werden Sie mindestens 2,000 brauchen.

Die mobilisienen Kompanien,
alle Fahrzeuge sogar jedes Flugzeug.

Ich will Resultate haben, meine Herren.
Verstehen Sie?

Resultate will ich haben!

Philedem? Your runner is here,
the one you sent to Captain Tom.

Charis!

Kapetenaioi!

Kapetan Yianni, ti ginesai? Ti habaria?

Kalos to palikari.

Ti ginesai?

Kapetan, ti habaria? Ti ginesai?

Kapetan Xylouri, ti ginesai?

Kalos crises, paidi mo...

Vre xaderfaki, ti ginesai?

- Gia pes, vre! Ti hara!
- Charis. Charis. Charis!

What news from old Tom?

No news, Philedem. I couldn't find him.
The cave was empty.

Gia pes mou, ti ginetai to horio?

What else did you hear?
What else did you hear?

L met Alexos Coronas, the schoolmaster
from Yerakari, that's all. Yia pes...

What did he say? Sit down.

- What did he say?
- Who?

- The schoolmaster.
- He says, many Germans in the valley of Amari.

Captain Torn and Corporal Yanni pack up
this morning and move out to new hiding place.

Cave on Yerakari no longer safe.

(Cretans chatter)

(Distant barking)

MANOLIS: Alt! Poios eisai?

BOY: Nikos apo to Ano Meros.

(Goat bleats in distance)

O Paddy Kai I tragokefali ine mesa'?

MANOLIS: Ne, mesa ine.

BOY: Poios isai?
MANOLIS: O Man-offs-.

- Philedem?
- What is it?

Boy come with a letter from Andoni.

The Germans are drawing a cordon
between us and the sea.

1,000 men, Philedem.
He say we must leave at once.

All right.

Hey, Bill... Bill, wake up.

Is anything wrong, Major?

What's up?

They're trying to cut us off. We've got to move.

Aftos einai?

Ah - Winston Churchill.

BILL: Haven't you ever seen a German before?

He has good boots.

They're drawing a cordon
between us and the sea.

Andoni sent this child with a letter.

I thought he was going to light fires.

Thick mist outside. Visibility - five yards.

I refuse to climb mountains in weather like this!

I have no intention of breaking my neck.

No climb.

We go down in valley.

Much easier break neck.

The Geneva Convention stipulates

that general officers shall be accorded transport
suitable to their rank.

Nothing to worry about, sir.

The shepherd has very kindly agreed
to loan you...his donkey.

GENERAL: Private Manoli, hier. Meine Mappe.

Hup!

Come on, George.

(Shepherd spurs donkey on)

Niko, scout ahead.

We might run into a German patrol.

BOY: Entaxei.

(Whistle blows in distance)
GERMAN SOLDIER: Wo bleibstdu denn?

GERMAN SOLDIER; Oflo!

(Falling rocks)

(Hoarse whisper) Philedem!

Philedem, stop!

(Distant whistling and barking)

(Paddy whispers urgently)

SOLDIER; W0 bleibsfdu?

- We're being followed.
- Followed?

- Jerries?
- I don't know. Could be.

(Falling rocks)

- General?
- Ye-es?

You no call out, huh?

They can't see us, either.

Come on! Hurry!

(Distant cries in German)

(German cries echo)

Wo bleibst du denn?

(General Kreipe cries out)
- The General! Watch him!

(Groans)

- Are you badly hurt, sir?
- My shoulder! I've broken my shoulder.

(Groans)

GENERAL: Oh, don't touch it!
BILL: Come on, sir.

You can't stay here.

I will not get on that brute again.

I would rather die!

- All right, you die!
- Manoli, don't be a fool.

- Manoli!
- Get up!

(Falling rocks)

Well, sir?

Then you must help me.

(Groans)

Careful, I think I'm going to faint.

PADDY: Come on, I'll give you my scarf.

Get him back on that thing as soon as possible.

I'll go ahead and recce the road.

Come on, Niko.

It's agony!

PADDY: It looks all right.

- Tell the others.
- Right.

(Whistles)

GENERAL: I shall faint.

BILL: I really must ask you to be quiet, sir.

I am in agony, my dear Captain.

(Siren wails in distance)

SPFTOXWQn!

Prrr! Prrr!

Hey, get a move on!

(Commotion)

(Vehicles approach)

(Klaxon blares)

LOLJDSPEAKERI Afle Metal'.--...

Gestern Abend ist General Kreipe
von Banditen verschleppt worden.

Der General wird...

PADDY: Come on, hurry.
BILL: It'll soon be light.

Philedem, we are still being followed.

Bill, I'm sick of being followed.
Let's wait for them here.

George, up the bank.
Niko, take the General down there.

The rest of you, under cover. Take up positions.
Come on, hurry.

Niko!

- Niko, where are we?
- Not far village...village Ano Meros.

GENERAL: Major...

You are being followed by a patrol.

Of course, you may succeed in wiping them out,

but your firing will attract the other soldiers.

You'd better give up...and save your lives.

Save your life, you mean, sir.

I know what would happen to us.

We'd sooner fight.

(Clatter of hooves)

GEORGE: Na ton ehthro!

Look, look! Here come the enemy!

(George laughs)

(Cretans join in)

- Here come the patrols!
(All laugh)

Philedem, look. Look!

(Bleating)

Of course. Sheep follow donkeys.

Paddy.

PADDY: Fires!

Those must be Andoni's signal fires,

warning us to stay
on the other side ofthe valley.

Manoli?

Philedem?

Give me that letter.

Come on!

This doesn't say we should move,
it says we should stay where we are.

Doesn't it?

Well, read it!

Yes, Philedem.

There are about 1,000 German troops
in these hills

and we've come right through them in the mist.

I read Andoni's letter.

You misread it, you blithering idiot!

Andoni never could write properly.

Niko!

I want you to go up to the village
and see if any of our runners are there.

Look in the raki distillery.
You might find them there.

Philedem?

Is it true you're taking General to Cairo?

Yes, quite true.

You always leave boots when you go?

Always.

Philedem, give me General's boots.

I can make them fit.

I wish to be a runner for Resistance,

but without boots in the mountains I cannot run.

- The General won't be leaving his boots, Niko.
- Why not?

Er...rule ofthe game.

You'll get some when we leave.

Men never give boots to boy.

They want them for men.

You'll be a man yourself soon.

Now run off.
We'll join you later in the olive grove.

(Sighs)

Oh, come on.

OLD MAN: J'Aides, aman, aman

Yeia sou, theia!

♪ Kissa mou, esy meta krasia

Ora Kali, theia. O Theos mazi mas.

(Whistles)

♪ Kissa mou esy meta krasia

♪ Kai to omorfo kasteli

♪ Kai fomorfo kasteli

♪ Aides, aman, aman

♪ To mikro mou kouneli kathetai bros stin elia

What's the matter?

Look, Philedem.

- That's a cigarette.
- Still smoke.

Min pyrovoleite!

Poios eisai, re?

- Eimai andanis.
ALL: Andanis?

(Shrill whistle)

(Excited shouts and greetings)

- Yeia sas.
- Yeia sou, Philedem!

- Palikaria!
- Pou einai o keratas o Germanos?

(Excited shouts)

General Kreipe,

our hungry wolves.

I'm honoured, Major.

Not faces one forgets.

Philedem, na ton Niko!

(imitates machine-gun fire)

PADDYI Nikolaki!

Surrender. Did you find the runner?

Yes, Philedem. He's here.

Why hasn't he come?

- He cannot.
- Cannot? Cannot what?

Cannot walk, Philedem.

Like this. Like all village. (Laughs)

(Drunkenly) ♪ ..vrasti Kai avga tiganita...

There lies a completely happy man.

Do you see who it is?

♪ ..ki emeis na koutsopinoume...

The face is familiar.

(Sniffs) Ooh!
Don't bring a cigarette near his breath!

But I don't place the body.

It's the runner I sent to tell Sandy.

- Oh.
(Runner rambles drunkenly)

We shan't get much out of him today.

Well, he may have a letter on him.

- Come on.
- Let's search him.

Of course, they expect to be searched.

If he's got it on him, it'll be a hell of a job to find it.

If he's got it on him, we'll find it.

(Rambles incoherently)

(Giggles) Ela, de! Siga Kai gargaliemai!

I know. His turban. Come here.

There.

That's from Sandy, all right.

I raise an aged, tattered,
almost historic but respectful hat.

All my rosiest congratulations.

A boat will call for you at Rodhakinon Beach
at 2200 hours

on the nights ofthe 13th, 14th, 15th respectively.

It's the only beach unoccupied
and with suitable depth of water.

Flash signal, SB.

But today is the 14th.

(Sighs)

If only we'd known about this last night.

How far is Rodhakinon Beach?

Good two nights' march for you and me.

But not with Herr General?

- Yeah.
(Runner sings drunkenly)

Well, we'll have to risk it.

Suits me.

Risk what?

Daylight marching.

We'll march all today,
all tonight and all tomorrow.

The andanes will scout ahead for us

and we'll have to carry
old "Strength Through Joy" if it kills us.

We've got to do it.

NIKOS: Yeia sou, Barba-Manousso!

As'ton, ton kerata!

CRETAN: Bravo, bravo, bravo.

CRETAN: Yeia sou, Philedem.
- Yeia sou.

Yeia sou.

- Yeia sou.
- Yeia sou.

CRETAN: Erhomaste me to dromo, paidia!

(Cry echoes)

Vorsicht. Ja, ja.

Ach, Vorsicht. Ja.

Stop. Stop, stop, please. Stop!

We can't stop here. There's no shade.

No, it's impossible. I can go no longer.

- Come on.
- Vorsicht! Mein Schulter!

- This is no time to crack up. We'll soon be there.
- Unverschémtheit!

So ein Benehmen zu einem Kriegsgefangenen
ist eine Schweinerei!

Kalos orisate, paidia!

(Greeting echoes)
- Dos'ta mo...

Kalos orisate, paidia...

(General Kreipe groans)

Five minutes' rest.

♪ Kalodexamenoi, paidia...

Cheer up, sir. Soon be there.

NIKOS & MANOLISI Thalassa!

Thalassa!

- Thalassa!
- What is it?

It's the sea.

Katse kato!

Fyse, fyge!

Rodhakinon - many Germans.

PADDY: They've just arrived.

GEORGE: Maybe not stay.

PADDY: They're putting up tents.
We've had it.

GEORGE: Maybe find another beach, huh?

- No, too late.
- Over there, village Kallikratis.

Captain Sandy there with radio.

Only 2O cigarettes.

Send Niko. Ask for another boat.

If we hold up for another week,
the General might go ill on us.

Get Yanni and his andanes. Kill the lot ofthem.

- They have machine guns.
- We'll attack after dark.

- Money for jam.
- It won't do. I've got to bring him back alive.

(Clears throat)

PADDY: Where can we hide out
near the beach?

- Monastiri. Four cigarettes.
- Too risky.

- I know a good cave.
- How far from the beach?

- Seven cigarettes.
- Eight.

- Seven.
- Eight.

Shut up. We might have to run for it.

Philedem, I know a very good place.
See beach. See everything.

Where my grandmother keep bees.

(Buzzing)

I'd say there's about half a company
ofthe blighters.

And they're there to stay.

Thanks.

BILL: Damn bad luck, you know.

Here we are, General and all, ready to go,

boat waiting to take us off

and the place stiff with Herrenvolk.

They've been in and out for the last two nights.

Old Brian Coleman will be getting fed up with us.

We'll be lucky if he comes in a third time.

Thank you.

If only I could think of something
to draw them off.

Niko!

Give my boots a polish, will you?

You are a good boy, Niko. Thank you.

Giorgi, dose ena tsigaro!

GEORGE: Eftasa!

- And where do you live?
- Up there, at Ano Meros.

Oh, the high village, where we drank raki?

Yes, that is the name.

"Ano Meros" means "high place".

And where is your house?

No house. House burnt by Germans.

Oh.

So where do you live?

With my uncle, shepherd on Psiloreiti,

where you stay some nights.

I take the cheese to market.

Father? Mother?

Brother? Sister?

Have mother, have sister.
Father shot by Germans.

Oh.

Well, where do they live?

In Yerakari.

My mother sew, make clothes.

My little sister help.

How old is she?

Ten year.

(Sighs) Well, it looks hopeless
but we'll stick it out.

Someone will have to go over to Sandy
to send a message to Cairo,

arrange a new boat and a new rendezvous.

Ah, you could do with a good pair of boots, Niko.

How much do they cost in Yerakari?

No boots in shop.

But George and Andoni have good boots.

Those are British boots.

Can't you get a pair?

Perhaps...one day.

- Can't you buy German boots?
- Oh, yes, on black market.

German boots good, too.

Would you like to buy a pair?

What with?

With this. Here.

- It's a gold sovereign?
- No, no, no, no. It is a German gold piece.

Now, any German officer will change it.

Go to Germans? No!

Why? You've not done any harm
to the Germans.

- Many things.
- Oh, I see.

Well, they don't know that.

You give that to a German officer

and tell him you want boots - good boots.

Thank you.

(Sighs)

I wouldn't say anything about it, ifl were you.

George and Andoni might be angry
I gave it to you rather than to them.

I'm very grateful to them too, of course.

- You understand?
- Yes.

And I wouldn't waste any time about it,
ifl were you.

It's a valuable coin. You might lose it.

Somebody might steal it.

Yes.

PADDY; Niko?

I want you to take a message for me
to Captain Sandy.

He's in the cave above the village of Kallikratis.
What's the quickest way to get there?

Think quickest way is go down to coast,

go along coast to Patsiano,

go up gorge of Kallikratis.

PADDY: Well, don'! getpinched
by the Germans, will you?

There.

Here you are - take it.

That's a very important message for Cairo.

You must get it to Captain Sandy
as soon as possible.

You do know the cave of Kallikratis, don't you?

I go, Philedem.

Niko...

Ela.

What's the matter?

What's he been saying to you?

(indistinct conversation)

(Conversation continues)

Hello, sir. I've brought you some food.

How are you feeling?

Still considerable pain in my shoulder,
I'm afraid.

I hope you'll find a doctor soon.
My heart is not strong, you know.

And how are your plans progressing?

They aren't.

I did warn you
you would find the beaches occupied.

General Bréuer is not an idiot, you know.

You're right about the beaches.

And you now propose to storm
Rodhakinon Beach with your desperadoes

and take it by force?

I had thought of it, but I changed my mind.

Very wise.

Oh, will you send Niko to me?

He's a nice boy. I enjoy his company.
Very pleasant to talk to.

I'm sorry, sir, but er...l sent Niko on an errand.

(Footsteps approaching)

GENERAL: Major?

Which way is your errand boy supposed to go?

West. Why?

GENERAL: Because Niko appears
to be going down to the beach.

Halt! Wer da?

Thelo na do ton axiomatiko.

Wie heilLt du?

Nikos apo to Ano Meros.

Thelo na do ton axiomatikon.

Komm mit mir.

- You trust that boy, don't you, Major?
- Hm? Yes, I do.

Yes. You trust all Cretans, don't you?

It's mutual.
I don't think you'd understand, you know.

Hah! They never betray you, never let you down.

Well, you can see for yourself.

You trust them, fight for them,
risk your lives for these...barbarians.

These "barbarians" were some ofthe world's
greatest philosophers

when your ancestors were running around
with horns in their heads.

I'm not really concerned
with what happened 2,000 years ago.

What matters is what you are today.

And I fancy, Major, you are in for a big surprise.

Kommander fur Herrn Hauptmann.

Ich mufS sofon
mit dem General Bréuer sprechen.

- Hier ist Bréuer.
- Verzeihung. lch habe Sie nicht erkannt.

Herr General,
wir haben den Herren General Kreipe gefunden.

Ein GoldstUck?

Ach, so.

Ein fUnfzig Mark Stuck mit einem Kugelloch.

Jawohl, Herr General. Sofon.

Los!

Setz dich da.

Du bleibst hier.

Jawohl, Herr General. Ja.

Ja. Selbstversténdlich, Herr General. Jawohl.
Ende.

Wo ist Rodhakinon?

Rodhakinon.

- They're on the move.
- Are you sure?

Yes.

Yes, they're moving.

Right, pack everything up.

(Plane overheard)

You are too late, Major.

Captain Moss, you, I think, are the expert.
What are they?

Junkers - three ofthem.

Correct.

General Brauer would not make that mistake
the second time.

No.

Now, the troops down there
are advancing on your front.

The Junkers will drop the paratroopers
in your rear to cut you off.

They've pinpointed your position. How?

Because I bribed that boy with a gold coin
to go down to the beach.

You've been betrayed
for the price of a pair of boots.

You've got a bargain for one piece of gold.

War is war and facts are facts, Major.

They're at the crossroads.

GERMAN OFFICER; Abfeilung!

Halt!

They've stopped.

The officer's looking up here.

My God! They're turning this way.

No. No, they're turning back.

GERMAN OFFICER: Gerade aus!

Yes, they're on the road to Patsiano.

Good old Niko!

He's done it, Paddy.
By God, he's drawn them off.

The whole boiling lot ofthem!

(Laughter)

Shut up, Andoni.

(Marching footsteps retreat into the distance)

If ever there was a lucky coin, General.

Niko did everything you told him.
He did everything I told him, too.

Your fat sheep are marching
straight into a trap...

...and our hungry wolves are waiting for them.

Eh, paidia!

(Cry echoes)

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

♪ Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

♪ Tourkopoula o feretzes sou

(Shots ring out)

(Machine-gun fire)

(Silence)

- (Whispers) There's one ofthe beggars.
- Yeah. Where's the other one?

In the tent, I suppose.

Point is, where's the dog?

You can always fool a man,
but you can't fool a dog.

(Clatter)

(M uffled cry)

(Barks)

GERMAN SOLDIERI Mein Hund!

Come on, Bill. Eleven o'clock.
We're an hour late.

George, get Andoni and the General.

- Come on. Flash the signal. Sugar Baker. SB.
- Right.

Sugar Baker.

Sugar Baker...

How do I flash "Sugar Baker"?

Don't you know the Morse code?

Me? Well, don't you?

No.

Manoli... Oh, he wouldn't know it, either.

I must say, we are a nice couple!

(Clears throat) Sir...

Do you know the Morse code?

But of course.

Aren't you professional soldiers?

- Good Lord, no!
- The Major here?

No, an amateur.
A distinguished amateur, but still an amateur.

Himmelarschens! I have allowed myself
to be captured by amateurs!

L shall be the laughing stock ofthe Wehrmacht.

Don't worry, sir. Where we're taking you,
nearly everybody's been captured by amateurs.

You're not likely to take me anywhere
unless you learn to signal your boat.

That is a point, you know.

Philedem! Someone coming down the gorge.

PADDY: I knowthat hat.

BILL: I knowthat smell!

Alexi! Alexi!

Oh, yeia sou.

Sandy! Say, Sandy, come here quick.

We're in trouble.

Sandy, do you know Morse?

- Morse who?
- Morse code, you idiot.

Oh, yes.

- Of course I do.
- Flash the signal.

- Where do you want me to flash?
- There. Out there.

Oh, there. I see.

What do you want me to flash?

BOTH: Sugar Baker.

- Oh, SB?

We had to pack up -
Germans were coming our way,

so I thought I'd come down and see you.

SANDY:
Did you hear the andartes firing in the gorge?

They're right behind me.

That's him.

Boat stop.

- Sandy, you're a genius!
BILL: You deserve a putty medal!

I say, where's the General?

Oh... you're there.

PADDY: General Kreipe, Captain Sandy.

How do you do?

- How do you do?
PADDY: Another amateur.

At least he knows the Morse code!

Dinghy coming.

Philedem!

Men coming.

It's Yannis and his andanes.

YANNIS: Money for jam!

Did you wipe them out?

- We wiped.
(Jubilant cries)

Any prisoners?

- One.
- One?

- A German?
- Greek.

- Greek?
- O aihmalotos!

GUERRILLASI Zito 0 Nikos!

- Niko!
- Niko, well done!

O iroas mas.

George, Manoli, Sakoulis!

Niko, you'd better come with us.

- Major Leigh Fermor?
- Yes, here, here!

- Have you got the General, sir?
- Yes.

Na ziseis, avgoula!

Captain's compliments, sir. He's very anxious
to get the...to get out of here, sir.

- Your scarf, Captain.
- Oh, thank you, sir.

Private Manoli.

Here.

(Knock at door)

Herein.

Well, sir, we're underway.

We're under way
and tomorrow morning we should be in Cairo.

My congratulations.

- George and Andonis send their best wishes.
- Thank you.

- And so, oddly enough, does Niko.
- Niko?

He's on board. We didn't think it was safe
to leave him behind after what he'd done.

He can go back after the war.

- He's a brave boy.
- Yes.

- Clever boy, too.
- Yes.

And honest.

He brought it back to you.

Brought what back?

Your lucky gold coin.

- Yes, an honest boy.
- Yes.

Bill.

All your possessions, sir.

Your Knight's Cross.

Various buttons.

Your Iron Cross, First Class.

Your hat...

...and your lucky gold coin.

You see, Bill's very observant.

From the moment you lost your Knight's Cross,
he's been keeping an eye on you.

You scattered a trail right across Crete,

like Hansel and Gretel.

And we had a series of little birds
picking them up for us.

(Paddy chuckles)
- Gentlemen!

I wish to correct a remark you made.

Which one?

You are not amateurs. You are professionals.

Thank you. No hard feelings?

Not at all.

It was a highly-successful military operation.

Brilliantly executed.

I'm going up to the wireless room, sir.

Have you a message for General Bréuer?

Yes. Kindly inform General Bréuer...

...that he is an incompetent idiot.

As you wish, sir.

How's your shoulder?

Oh, terribly painful.

You know, you promised me a doctor.

Yes, yes. There's one outside.

NIKOS: ♪ Kani proti sto Theo

And your friend Niko.

♪ Gia Nallaxopistisei

♪ Philedem, Philedem, Philedem

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

♪ Philedem ki aman aman

How do you feel?

Flat.

You look flat.

I know how I'd like to look.

How would you like to look?

Like an Englishman,
dressed like an Englishman...

BOTH: ..leaning against the Ritz bar!