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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,334 --> 00:00:12,334 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:13,629 --> 00:00:16,232 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:24,106 --> 00:00:26,439 ♪ Once upon a time, not long ago ♪ 4 00:00:26,441 --> 00:00:29,008 ♪ I had an eight foot bong with the strongest stroke ♪ 5 00:00:29,010 --> 00:00:31,811 ♪ You know, it was known for knocking motherfuckers out ♪ 6 00:00:31,813 --> 00:00:34,715 ♪ One hit, that's it, then you're sleepin' on the fuckin' couch ♪ 7 00:00:34,717 --> 00:00:37,151 ♪ But maybe you're tripping out rather quietly ♪ 8 00:00:37,153 --> 00:00:39,085 ♪ Off in the corner having anxiety ♪ 9 00:00:39,087 --> 00:00:40,688 ♪ Hopin' for some privacy ♪ 10 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:42,856 ♪ Lips touch glass smoke fills lungs brain cells lit ♪ 11 00:00:42,858 --> 00:00:45,858 ♪ Now you elevate, top floor, homie, what ♪ 12 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:48,131 (coughing) 13 00:00:49,031 --> 00:00:50,630 ♪ Man, this is bomb ♪ 14 00:00:50,632 --> 00:00:54,066 ♪ Once upon a time in the projects, yo ♪ 15 00:00:54,068 --> 00:00:56,136 - ♪ Me and the homies had to grow ♪ - ♪ Uh huh ♪ 16 00:00:56,138 --> 00:00:58,704 ♪ 24 lights, air tight, was lit right ♪ 17 00:00:58,706 --> 00:01:01,407 ♪ Turn around, pounce, one vode is clip night ♪ 18 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,977 ♪ Backwoods bought, like I'm payin' an invoice ♪ 19 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:06,680 ♪ The contact have you higher than Lloyd's voice ♪ 20 00:01:06,682 --> 00:01:09,382 ♪ Abracadabra, lit loud in a Rolls Royce ♪ 21 00:01:09,384 --> 00:01:12,019 ♪ So sit your ass down, stop talkin' and roll joints ♪ 22 00:01:12,021 --> 00:01:14,588 - ♪ Aw, my bad ♪ - ♪ Hey, what the fuck you doing, dawg ♪ 23 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:16,090 ♪ You just broke the bong ♪ 24 00:01:16,092 --> 00:01:17,391 ♪ You already fuck all this...♪ 25 00:01:17,393 --> 00:01:18,859 ♪ You know what, pass me them papers ♪ 26 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,727 ♪ I'll roll us up a fat one, man ♪ 27 00:01:20,729 --> 00:01:22,695 - ♪ And we'll get it lit ♪ - ♪ I bet ♪ 28 00:01:22,697 --> 00:01:24,932 ♪ Once upon a time, not long ago ♪ 29 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:27,868 ♪ I had a household bong that my mom would toke ♪ 30 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,236 ♪ Joint rip, got the funky feel tint ♪ 31 00:01:30,238 --> 00:01:32,906 ♪ Xzibit just shot me a hit, made me quit ♪ 32 00:01:32,908 --> 00:01:34,975 ♪ Wacks got them poppin' out dimensions ♪ 33 00:01:34,977 --> 00:01:38,379 ♪ Oh, slam, took a dab, started astral projectin' ♪ 34 00:01:38,381 --> 00:01:40,513 ♪ Backwood gettin' princed in ♪ 35 00:01:40,515 --> 00:01:43,082 ♪ Live risin', you still session resin' ♪ 36 00:01:43,084 --> 00:01:44,651 ♪ Man that shit depressin' ♪ 37 00:01:44,653 --> 00:01:46,719 ♪ Hey, here's a lesson ♪ 38 00:01:46,721 --> 00:01:47,787 ♪ Yo ♪ 39 00:01:47,789 --> 00:01:49,189 ♪ This a procession ♪ 40 00:01:49,191 --> 00:01:51,591 ♪ Now back to the lecture at hand ♪ 41 00:01:51,593 --> 00:01:54,694 ♪ I'm about to pack this gram in a fol' and go ham ♪ 42 00:01:54,696 --> 00:01:57,597 ♪ Hit it somethin' hard high feeling close to God ♪ 43 00:01:57,599 --> 00:02:00,336 ♪ The bong hits like a Tyson blow to the bod ♪ 44 00:02:27,862 --> 00:02:29,163 Oh boy. 45 00:02:29,165 --> 00:02:31,198 This is the bullshit. 46 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,832 (hip hop music playing) 47 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:33,734 The things I do... 48 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,669 Well look. It's the littlest Pep Boy. 49 00:02:35,671 --> 00:02:38,305 Look at your ass over there labor trickin'. 50 00:02:38,307 --> 00:02:39,573 What the hell you doin' with that hammer? 51 00:02:39,575 --> 00:02:41,374 Don't nobody put hammers on engines. 52 00:02:41,376 --> 00:02:45,545 Old girl must be amazin' have you under that hood labor trickin' like that. 53 00:02:45,547 --> 00:02:46,914 Labor trick! 54 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,549 Man, don't hate on me. I'm a professional, now. 55 00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:51,953 I ain't doin' this for no bitch. You got me fucked up. 56 00:02:51,955 --> 00:02:54,489 I'm lookin' at you doin' it for a bitch. 57 00:02:55,624 --> 00:02:56,593 You right. 58 00:02:57,392 --> 00:02:59,058 Hey open the door, man! 59 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,493 - Open the door! - Hey, question! Question! 60 00:03:00,495 --> 00:03:02,629 - What? - Can you fix something under my hood? 61 00:03:02,631 --> 00:03:03,533 Hey shut up, man. 62 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:05,231 What up, man? 63 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,933 Nah, she is a freak though. 64 00:03:06,935 --> 00:03:10,136 I just wish I would have known before I had to do all this work, man. 65 00:03:10,138 --> 00:03:11,805 That shit hard, bro. 66 00:03:11,807 --> 00:03:12,806 What was you gonna do? 67 00:03:12,808 --> 00:03:15,075 Increase the amount of coochie you get in the deal? 68 00:03:15,077 --> 00:03:16,310 Goddamn right! 69 00:03:16,312 --> 00:03:18,177 Shit it's only right to get a coochie raise. 70 00:03:18,179 --> 00:03:19,947 Fair exchange. No arguing, bro. 71 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,782 Shit, she should be airing me out 72 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:24,485 while I'm cuttin' her grass, while I'm doin' everything. 73 00:03:24,487 --> 00:03:25,652 She should be what? 74 00:03:25,654 --> 00:03:26,420 Airing me out! 75 00:03:26,422 --> 00:03:27,987 What the hell is "airing..." 76 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:29,823 Airing me out mean when you keep hittin' the keypad all you hear... 77 00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:31,390 (hissing) 78 00:03:31,392 --> 00:03:33,826 - Ratchet! - See I know you ain't talkin'. 79 00:03:33,828 --> 00:03:34,961 Ratchet! 80 00:03:34,963 --> 00:03:36,162 We out here dry, bro. 81 00:03:36,164 --> 00:03:37,864 She the one got me this weed. 82 00:03:37,866 --> 00:03:38,767 Let me see the weed. 83 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,334 Nah, bro. 84 00:03:40,336 --> 00:03:41,769 I ain't trying to make you lower your standards 85 00:03:41,771 --> 00:03:42,568 just to smoke with me. 86 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,636 Why would I do that to you? 87 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:44,670 Come on. Let me get that shit. 88 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:45,906 Hey you stop fucking playing with me. 89 00:03:45,908 --> 00:03:46,773 Here, here, here. 90 00:03:46,775 --> 00:03:48,711 Don't drop the last little bit of weed. 91 00:03:50,046 --> 00:03:52,545 I don't know about you but this shit getting me high. 92 00:03:52,547 --> 00:03:53,783 I think I'm high too. 93 00:03:54,382 --> 00:03:55,915 What the fuck is that? 94 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:57,084 DARIUS: What? 95 00:03:57,086 --> 00:03:59,652 They look like... remember that rap group, The Ghetto Boys? 96 00:03:59,654 --> 00:04:01,822 - Wow, man. - Look like they in the middle of the street, and shit. 97 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,760 My mind playin' tricks on me, nigga. 98 00:04:05,626 --> 00:04:06,993 Ah shit. Hey man, let's ride. 99 00:04:06,995 --> 00:04:08,329 - Hey. - What? Who are they? 100 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,029 DARIUS: You know that one nigga that's always in the hood, 101 00:04:10,031 --> 00:04:11,866 act like you owe him, some kind of chip on his shoulder? 102 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:14,901 - That's him. - You owe him something or some shit? 103 00:04:14,903 --> 00:04:17,771 Nah it just ain't worth it. Let's just ride around the corner, man. 104 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:19,439 - PAT: Alright let's deal... - Let's go! Let's go! 105 00:04:19,441 --> 00:04:20,540 Step on it dawg! 106 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:22,042 The fuck you think you goin'? 107 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,543 - God damn! - It's jammed. 108 00:04:23,545 --> 00:04:25,415 - Hey I gotta fix my door. - It's this new car. 109 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:27,247 I kicked off! 110 00:04:27,249 --> 00:04:28,982 I tried, man! I tried to hold you! 111 00:04:28,984 --> 00:04:30,053 Wait. 112 00:04:32,287 --> 00:04:34,053 This how I gotta catch up with you, nigga? 113 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:35,855 What you talking 'bout? I just saw you pulling up, 114 00:04:35,857 --> 00:04:37,959 I was fixin' to say what's up. What you... what's up, boy? 115 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,326 Come on, man. I been... 116 00:04:40,328 --> 00:04:42,629 ...calling you and paging you and shit. 117 00:04:42,631 --> 00:04:44,798 Hold up, man. Nah, that ain't what happened, man. 118 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,432 I tried to... 119 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:49,370 I ain't see you text me. My phone been messing up for a minute. It's... oh... 120 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,204 Texts just came in. 121 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:52,238 Rollin 'Reg... 122 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,507 I call him a lot too and his phone... 123 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:54,540 every time he like... 124 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:55,709 - It happens. - ...he dropped it. 125 00:04:55,711 --> 00:04:57,177 He tried to call me a lot of times. 126 00:04:57,179 --> 00:04:59,011 - Call me now. - I dropped my phone. 127 00:04:59,013 --> 00:05:00,415 Shut the fuck up, hoe. 128 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,785 Reg, Pat. Pat, this Reg. 129 00:05:03,852 --> 00:05:06,319 Oh, nice to meet you. Now touch your ankles, nigga. 130 00:05:06,321 --> 00:05:08,254 - Grab your ankles? - What? 131 00:05:08,256 --> 00:05:10,725 Who the fuck is this nigga? My liaison? 132 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,725 I hear y'all selling more weed than a dispensary. 133 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:15,629 Y'all got a whole shitload of money. 134 00:05:15,631 --> 00:05:17,163 Sellin' more weed than a dispensary? 135 00:05:17,165 --> 00:05:18,531 They've taken all my customers. 136 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:21,168 - I can't sell a seed 'round this bitch. - Nothing. 137 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:23,336 But you tried to, nigga. Pay up. 138 00:05:23,338 --> 00:05:24,870 Bro, I can't keep giving you money. 139 00:05:24,872 --> 00:05:27,273 I mean I feel bad for what happened to you, but... 140 00:05:27,275 --> 00:05:28,809 - ...that ain't my fault... - You owe! 141 00:05:28,811 --> 00:05:30,076 I owe you what? 142 00:05:30,078 --> 00:05:31,343 Look at me, Spoke! 143 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:32,447 Look at me! 144 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:34,751 Huh? 145 00:05:35,984 --> 00:05:37,417 I don't see what's the problem, bro. 146 00:05:37,419 --> 00:05:38,788 Have you ever played soccer? 147 00:05:40,055 --> 00:05:43,290 Do you know what it's like to only get lap dances? 148 00:05:43,292 --> 00:05:44,223 What's wrong with that? 149 00:05:44,225 --> 00:05:45,127 And act like you feel it? 150 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:51,764 You owe. You owe, Spoke. 151 00:05:51,766 --> 00:05:52,667 Man, damn! 152 00:05:55,737 --> 00:05:57,773 Nigga, stop having less money. 153 00:05:59,475 --> 00:06:01,878 Why you keep going up and down, man? Get the hell on. 154 00:06:06,114 --> 00:06:07,183 God damn. 155 00:06:08,216 --> 00:06:09,216 You get my keys? 156 00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:10,249 Yeah man, you good. 157 00:06:10,251 --> 00:06:11,752 Jesus Christ, man! 158 00:06:11,754 --> 00:06:14,454 Nigga just snatched them damn keys like they was his. 159 00:06:14,456 --> 00:06:15,956 "Where you goin' partner?" 160 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,023 What the fuck was that? 161 00:06:17,025 --> 00:06:18,257 Hey man, fire it up. 162 00:06:18,259 --> 00:06:20,526 Fire it up before we pull off, man. I need to get high. 163 00:06:20,528 --> 00:06:22,463 Aw man, I smoked all that shit. 164 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,632 Watching you... that made me nervous as hell, man! 165 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,867 Tell you this though, I'd get some kush right now if I had some extra cash. 166 00:06:27,869 --> 00:06:29,970 You always talking 'bout extra cash. Extra this, extra that... 167 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,305 What is this shit you be talking about? 168 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,572 Is there some shit you just find? 169 00:06:32,574 --> 00:06:34,273 - Like, extra? - Man I don't gotta explain. 170 00:06:34,275 --> 00:06:36,610 We all out here struggling. Not just us. 171 00:06:36,612 --> 00:06:37,677 It's like every time I pay a bill, 172 00:06:37,679 --> 00:06:39,678 another mothafucka pop up. 173 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,615 Shit! Money don't grow on trees. 174 00:06:41,617 --> 00:06:43,350 First of all, we all ain't struggling. 175 00:06:43,352 --> 00:06:44,750 It's you, bro. 176 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,353 'Cause you always out here trying to be like everybody 177 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:47,588 that's trying to stunt on people. 178 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,689 Trying to live above your means. 179 00:06:48,691 --> 00:06:50,322 You ain't got it like that, bro! 180 00:06:50,324 --> 00:06:51,824 - That's it! - We know that's it! 181 00:06:51,826 --> 00:06:52,992 Everybody know that's how you is. 182 00:06:52,994 --> 00:06:55,161 We talk about you all the time on Facebook. 183 00:06:55,163 --> 00:06:56,863 That's right. That's it! 184 00:06:56,865 --> 00:06:58,031 What, what? Where you going man? 185 00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:00,901 No, when I said money don't grow on trees. 186 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,401 I know money don't grow on trees! 187 00:07:02,403 --> 00:07:04,504 If that was the case I'd be planting pennies all over the ground! 188 00:07:04,506 --> 00:07:05,605 Only thing grow on trees 189 00:07:05,607 --> 00:07:07,109 - is apples, oranges... - Weed, 190 00:07:08,376 --> 00:07:10,677 grows on... 191 00:07:10,679 --> 00:07:12,180 Weed grow on trees. 192 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:14,381 We grow... 193 00:07:14,383 --> 00:07:15,682 - ...trees! - Trees! 194 00:07:15,684 --> 00:07:18,218 We grow our own weed, and we sell it to the dispensary... 195 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,386 We ain't gotta pay nobody. We can smoke our own shit, 196 00:07:20,388 --> 00:07:21,555 get high forever and ever! 197 00:07:21,557 --> 00:07:22,721 Not to smoke the weed! 198 00:07:22,723 --> 00:07:23,857 What you talking 'bout then? 199 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:24,992 Talkin' 'bout growing our own weed 200 00:07:24,994 --> 00:07:26,627 and selling it to these damn dispensaries 201 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:27,793 that's been taking our customers! 202 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,161 I was thinking the same thing. 203 00:07:29,163 --> 00:07:30,896 But you know what else I was thinking to bust it down? 204 00:07:30,898 --> 00:07:32,365 We do it in my mama's backyard. 205 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:34,802 I ain't talkin' about no little-ass backyard boogie. 206 00:07:34,804 --> 00:07:35,802 What you talking 'bout? 207 00:07:35,804 --> 00:07:37,870 I'm talking 'bout a grow house! 208 00:07:37,872 --> 00:07:39,439 - Yeah, that's smart. - All we gotta do is 209 00:07:39,441 --> 00:07:41,440 get our medical marijuana card. 210 00:07:41,442 --> 00:07:43,612 That way we can grow it. Legally. 211 00:07:44,112 --> 00:07:45,511 Sort of. 212 00:07:45,513 --> 00:07:47,814 Don't you have to like be real sick or dying or something like... 213 00:07:47,816 --> 00:07:49,682 - That's what I thought! But no. - Like polio? 214 00:07:49,684 --> 00:07:50,884 - You don't. - What? 215 00:07:50,886 --> 00:07:52,451 I know a lot of people go to this place right here. 216 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:53,653 - Where? - Bam! 217 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:56,055 All kind of people in there not sick. 218 00:07:56,057 --> 00:07:58,057 Bunch of healthy mothafuckas running around. 219 00:07:58,059 --> 00:07:59,261 Let me see this. 220 00:08:00,494 --> 00:08:01,829 - Dr. Doobie? - Mhmm. 221 00:08:01,831 --> 00:08:03,697 Dr. Feelgood? Man ain't nobody gonna believe that shit. 222 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,165 - What you talking 'bout? - I'm not that stupid, bro. 223 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:06,934 - That ain't his real name. - What his name then? 224 00:08:06,936 --> 00:08:09,103 That's like his stage name kinda. 225 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:10,336 To get his customers. 226 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:12,137 You mean patients. 227 00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:14,908 I don't know if I want all my info on file, bro, 228 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:17,110 'cause I'm skeptical on that "legal" shit. 229 00:08:17,112 --> 00:08:18,944 What? Man, it ain't nothing like that. 230 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:21,281 Alright? They know we just want the hookup. 231 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,418 You need to stop smoking that whack-ass weed. Got you paranoid. 232 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,353 We gonna get our medication, brother. 233 00:08:26,355 --> 00:08:29,423 Yeah you right. What illness you gonna go with though? 234 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,024 You know what? I been thinking about it. 235 00:08:31,026 --> 00:08:32,259 I'm gonna keep it simple, man. 236 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:35,698 I'm gonna say I got migraines and depression. 237 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,563 You call that simple? 238 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:38,900 Those near death symptoms. 239 00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:40,833 Hmm. 240 00:08:40,835 --> 00:08:42,434 What illness you gonna go with? 241 00:08:42,436 --> 00:08:44,072 Loss of appetite. Period. 242 00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:46,575 You gonna say you got your period? 243 00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:48,575 Man that is mean. 244 00:08:48,577 --> 00:08:49,576 I'm messing with you, man. 245 00:08:49,578 --> 00:08:51,110 I know what you meant. 246 00:08:51,112 --> 00:08:52,446 It's a joke, damn. 247 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,879 Loss of appetite, that's good, man. 248 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,850 'Cause can't nobody tell you when you hungry. 249 00:08:56,852 --> 00:08:59,351 You can't. Like, ask me "Am I hungry." 250 00:08:59,353 --> 00:09:00,419 You hungry? 251 00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:01,788 Yeah, I'm hungry. 252 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,255 Alright, let me ask you again. 253 00:09:03,257 --> 00:09:04,291 You hungry? 254 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,558 Nah, I ain't hungry. 255 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,327 That's good as hell. Man, I should have thought of that. 256 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,698 I told you. You can't think of... 257 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,609 - Hi guys! - What they do? 258 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:23,011 I'm gonna need to see your photo IDs. 259 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,245 And have you sign in. 260 00:09:26,247 --> 00:09:28,881 Come on... I told you we need an ID man. 261 00:09:28,883 --> 00:09:31,152 Don't worry about it. I got that. 262 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:38,827 Thank you. 263 00:09:44,132 --> 00:09:45,130 Look. 264 00:09:45,132 --> 00:09:47,067 Rollin' Reg got his card from Dr. Doobie, too. 265 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,802 - When he was on his feet. - Damn. 266 00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:50,405 Way before he was rolling. 267 00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:52,572 - You goin' to hell. - Alright. 268 00:09:52,574 --> 00:09:54,374 The doctor will be with you momentarily. 269 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,643 You goin' first. You the one got me acting like this. 270 00:09:56,645 --> 00:09:58,345 - No I don't, man. - I ain't never said nothing 271 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,578 about no handicapped people to you. 272 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:01,548 RECEPTIONIST: Okay. You are all set. 273 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,484 Feel free to give us a call if you have any questions about your card 274 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:06,286 or your medicine, okay? 275 00:10:06,288 --> 00:10:09,722 Alright, so your total for the visit is $125. 276 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:11,490 $25 for the card and the paperwork, 277 00:10:11,492 --> 00:10:13,058 and $20 for the medicine. 278 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,061 Can you add all that up for me, honey? 279 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:16,328 $170. 280 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,798 $170? 281 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,100 I ain't spend no $170 dollars on no damn card, bro. 282 00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:22,936 That's a whole quarter ounce right there. 283 00:10:22,938 --> 00:10:23,970 PAT: Would you keep calm? 284 00:10:23,972 --> 00:10:25,871 The card said everything for $50. 285 00:10:25,873 --> 00:10:27,275 That's still a eighth. 286 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,110 Look, do you wanna grow our own shit, 287 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:31,644 or do you wanna just keep complaining, 288 00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:33,779 and getting ripped off? 289 00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,648 I gotta think about that shit, man. I don't know. 290 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:38,018 Okay, gentlemen. 291 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,922 - You go first. - What? 292 00:10:41,323 --> 00:10:42,755 Are you two together? 293 00:10:42,757 --> 00:10:43,992 - Yes. - No. 294 00:10:45,026 --> 00:10:45,892 PAT: Yes. 295 00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:47,661 Yeah, we together. 296 00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:48,760 The doctor will see you both. 297 00:10:48,762 --> 00:10:50,197 - Cool. - That's her... 298 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:51,967 - RECEPTIONIST: Around the corner. - DARIUS: Where do we go? 299 00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:02,708 Doctor. 300 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:03,909 DARIUS: I appreciate that. 301 00:11:03,911 --> 00:11:05,413 PAT: It smell good. It smell like free sex. 302 00:11:06,414 --> 00:11:08,282 Hi, guys. How you doin? 303 00:11:08,284 --> 00:11:09,849 DARIUS: Chill, man. 304 00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:11,018 Yeah, help yourself. 305 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,052 Thank you. 306 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:12,954 So... 307 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:15,925 Are you together? 308 00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:18,193 Yeah, we here together. 309 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:19,994 Hmm. 310 00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:23,028 Just looking real careful. 311 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,734 I like to know, who's the fem? 312 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,600 The fem? What the... 313 00:11:27,602 --> 00:11:28,504 It's you, right? 314 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:30,202 Hell no. 315 00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:32,141 He had an incident when he was little though. 316 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,509 Let's just move on. 317 00:11:36,511 --> 00:11:37,880 Can I... can I hit that? 318 00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:40,379 Yeah. Mm! 319 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:41,416 Oh yeah? 320 00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:43,017 Let me try. 321 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:44,886 No. 322 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:48,120 No, I can't give you a hit of this. Sorry. 323 00:11:48,122 --> 00:11:50,956 Not until you're officially diagnosed 324 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,128 and prescribed your medication. 325 00:11:54,429 --> 00:11:55,396 A'ight. 326 00:11:56,765 --> 00:11:59,198 What can I do for you? 327 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,302 - Well... - I been having a lack of appetite. 328 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,602 Really affecting me. 329 00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:05,871 You stole my illness, nigga! 330 00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:07,475 I was supposed to use loss of appetite! 331 00:12:08,676 --> 00:12:10,009 And you eatin' all that. 332 00:12:10,011 --> 00:12:11,446 You can't have a loss of appetite eatin' all that! 333 00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:13,879 Stupid. 334 00:12:13,881 --> 00:12:17,383 You can both have the appetite thing, okay? 335 00:12:17,385 --> 00:12:19,088 Let me write that down. 336 00:12:19,954 --> 00:12:21,323 "Lack of appetite." 337 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,695 You know what? You look like Mr. Ed. 338 00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,797 These are actually for me. 339 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:32,331 - Oh, sorry. - They're not for patients 340 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,100 coming in here and helping themselves. 341 00:12:34,102 --> 00:12:35,000 Doc, they were so close... 342 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:36,302 Okay, that's alright. 343 00:12:36,304 --> 00:12:37,703 Is there anything else? 344 00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:39,438 Well, like I got shot... 345 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,173 - My dick be hard... - ...like in my left leg... 346 00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:43,376 - ...longer than four hours... - ...and it came out my right leg... 347 00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:45,345 - ...it's actually too big for my body... - ...out of nowhere... 348 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,013 - ...and I wanna have sex... - ...off the right... 349 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,447 ...and I shit on myself sometimes. 350 00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:49,716 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 351 00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:50,683 Alright. 352 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:52,085 That's disgusting. 353 00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:53,885 You don't need any more reasons. 354 00:12:53,887 --> 00:12:56,022 I'm just fucking with you. Come on. 355 00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:57,593 You seem like great guys. 356 00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:01,563 Okay, there you go, boys. 357 00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:05,033 And, there's a special deal this week. 358 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,333 Ojai's best. 359 00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:08,434 Thank you, man! 360 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:10,102 Thank you. 361 00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,940 - There you go. - What? 362 00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,808 - For me? - Yeah, go on. 363 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,943 That's a real nigga, man. 364 00:13:17,945 --> 00:13:20,913 That's what my girlfriends call me. 365 00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:24,150 Look at that. Medical marijuana ID card, bro! 366 00:13:24,152 --> 00:13:26,154 We get to grow our own weed, man! 367 00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:28,189 What the hell is you doin? 368 00:13:28,623 --> 00:13:29,925 Burning one. 369 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,091 What's wrong with you, man? 370 00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:34,394 You can't just flaunt it out in public like that! 371 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,394 Why not? 372 00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:36,395 'Cause you can't! 373 00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:37,432 F.O.H. 374 00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,232 Foh? 375 00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:40,100 Fuck outta here! 376 00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:42,338 Nigga, we legally can do illegal shit. 377 00:13:43,838 --> 00:13:45,437 Damn, you right. Let me hit that shit. 378 00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:46,572 Alright, yeah. 379 00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:47,609 Alright then, you mothafucka. 380 00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:51,244 Oh shit! 381 00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:51,977 What? 382 00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:53,414 PAT: Hold this shit. 383 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,218 - What's up? - Dude, police! 384 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,284 - What's up, you good? - What the hell... 385 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:00,754 - Fire it up... - Quit playin! 386 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,656 What? 387 00:14:03,724 --> 00:14:04,926 POLICE DISPATCHER: Unit 24... 388 00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,798 ♪ Round and round ♪ 389 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,368 ♪ The reefer blows ♪ 390 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:17,537 DARIUS: You right man. This shit stink. 391 00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:18,908 Just straight garbage. 392 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,706 Told your ass. 393 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,543 I tell you one thing though. We start our own grow house, 394 00:14:23,545 --> 00:14:27,113 we ain't naming our weed nothing stupid like OG Bobby Johnson, 395 00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:28,815 Obama Got That Fire. 396 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:33,286 None of that. We just gonna have some bomb ass weed, bro. 397 00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:36,025 You know, I can see why people name they strain though. 398 00:14:36,858 --> 00:14:38,423 It's like... 399 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:40,027 it's your brand. 400 00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:43,562 You know, this mine. This my stuff. Y'know what I mean? 401 00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:44,697 So we should name it? 402 00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:46,035 Why wouldn't we? 403 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,004 Bad Bitch! 404 00:14:49,503 --> 00:14:50,736 Bad Bitch? 405 00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:52,938 "Bad Bitch" we should name it. Hear me out now. 406 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,005 - We should! - No! 407 00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:55,674 Brotha, you gotta get the word out. 408 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,311 It's just like the rap game and you know I know that well. 409 00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,946 You don't know shit 'bout rap game. 410 00:14:59,948 --> 00:15:01,780 Man don't do that. Don't act like that. 411 00:15:01,782 --> 00:15:03,216 You weren't in the rap game, man! 412 00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:04,850 My Grown Gangsta mix-tape wasn't poppin? 413 00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:06,119 Went platinum! 414 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,356 Get your ass out... 415 00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:09,288 Okay, I'm lying. 416 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:11,557 But I did have a lot of people trying to sign me up, like... 417 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:13,894 Who was trying to sign me up? Tupac... 418 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,461 Jay-Z came at me a couple times. 419 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,030 All they had to do was promote that shit. 420 00:15:18,032 --> 00:15:20,666 I coulda at least got Mix-a-Lot money, bro. 421 00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:21,868 Like Sir Mix-a-Lot? 422 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,937 Mix-a-Lot still eatin' off of ass! 423 00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:25,138 He eating ass? 424 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,673 - I said "eating off ass". - You said... 425 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,506 (scatting) 426 00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:31,043 ♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♪ 427 00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:32,445 - That shit. - That's all it takes. 428 00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,648 One big booty song and we blow the fuck up. 429 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,115 Niggas love ass. 430 00:15:36,117 --> 00:15:37,716 Well I love money. 431 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:40,286 A'ight, so let's focus on these greens, man. 432 00:15:40,288 --> 00:15:43,154 Hand me that pamphlet so I can go through it. 433 00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:45,191 Let's get this thing crackin. 434 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:50,496 "10 Steps to Growing Medicine for Noobs." 435 00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:53,799 Man, niggas on social networks be lying they ass off on here. 436 00:15:53,801 --> 00:15:55,335 Step one, 437 00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:58,604 - location, location, location. - 2016 Bentley Convertible... 438 00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:01,474 Would you stop fantasizing on the damn Twittergram, man, 439 00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:02,611 and focus? 440 00:16:03,411 --> 00:16:05,445 A'ight, find a low-crime area... 441 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,048 (snickers) ...for your grow room. 442 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,849 You don't want to bring other people's attention 443 00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:11,716 or problems to you. 444 00:16:11,718 --> 00:16:12,686 Well that just shut us out 445 00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:15,254 'cause everybody around us is criminals. 446 00:16:15,256 --> 00:16:19,024 Step two, live where you grow. 447 00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:21,094 Get to know your neighbors. 448 00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:22,260 Is it a Panamera? 449 00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:23,429 - Panamera Porsche. - Look man, 450 00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:25,163 would you stop fucking focusing on that bullshit 451 00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:27,267 and figure out how we can get some damn start-up cash? 452 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:28,701 Is that like "extra cash"? 453 00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:32,105 Look man, we gotta get like a small business loan or something. 454 00:16:32,107 --> 00:16:33,605 How your credit? 455 00:16:33,607 --> 00:16:35,041 I mean, it ain't bad. 456 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,775 - Good. - It ain't good, neither. 457 00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:40,113 I still got that jet ski. That's like a carpet stain. 458 00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:43,482 Every time you clean it up, shit get dirty again. 459 00:16:43,484 --> 00:16:45,818 All I got is a truck in my shed, and I'm like, only like, 460 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,387 five or six payments behind and I... 461 00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,556 Ain't nobody gonna give us no goddamn loan. 462 00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:52,325 Come on, man. Now's not the time to be doubtful. 463 00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:54,126 Look how close we is, man. 464 00:16:54,128 --> 00:16:56,095 And we won't know nothing till we try, right? 465 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,297 This America! 466 00:16:57,299 --> 00:16:58,898 Is it our America though? 467 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,166 We're African-American. 468 00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,634 It's America. 469 00:17:01,636 --> 00:17:03,135 Fuck if it's our America. 470 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,537 We sellin' that damn weed. 471 00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,272 And the green fucking rush is real. 472 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:09,942 A'ight? Like the old school gold rush. 473 00:17:09,944 --> 00:17:11,376 This our time brotha! 474 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,511 - Okay. - You understand that? 475 00:17:12,513 --> 00:17:14,079 You wanna say "we shall overcome"? 476 00:17:14,081 --> 00:17:15,848 We shall overcome! 477 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,349 DARIUS: Hey, you wanna hit this? 478 00:17:17,351 --> 00:17:19,487 - PAT: We can't go in no bank high. - DARIUS: Too late. 479 00:17:21,556 --> 00:17:23,056 PAT: Yo, I been banking here for years. 480 00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:24,292 So that should help. 481 00:17:25,426 --> 00:17:27,093 MR. WHITE: Good evening gentlemen. 482 00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:29,962 - Hey how you doin... - What's up, boy? 483 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:32,464 And now let me check in here for a sec. 484 00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:33,401 Uh-huh. 485 00:17:35,636 --> 00:17:36,635 Alright. Okay. 486 00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:38,840 You guys are here seeking capital and... 487 00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:40,839 - ...tell me about it. - Oh yeah. 488 00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:42,808 So I'm here looking to get a little seed money 489 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,676 - to get my business off the... - Seed money. 490 00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:45,780 ...ground. 491 00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:48,617 - Some seed money. - Yes. 492 00:17:49,817 --> 00:17:50,817 My bad. 493 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,718 As the business grows... 494 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,320 - (Darius snickering) - we can pay back... 495 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:57,626 "Grows". That's a good one. You killed me with that. 496 00:17:57,925 --> 00:17:59,261 "Grows". 497 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:00,960 Are you guys okay? 498 00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:01,961 Oh, yeah! 499 00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,229 We just excited! 500 00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:05,397 You know, to get the grassroots of this company going, 501 00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:07,700 you know what I mean? Get our feet firmly planted, 502 00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:10,702 that way we can branch out to help the whole community. 503 00:18:10,704 --> 00:18:11,839 Branch. 504 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:16,075 I see. Let me just ask you this. 505 00:18:16,077 --> 00:18:18,510 What kind of business are you guys really trying to start? 506 00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:20,579 - Medical consulting... - Tax consulting... 507 00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:21,647 Say what? 508 00:18:21,649 --> 00:18:23,281 He's new to the name. 509 00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:25,285 He's part of the company. We got him from The Bahamas. 510 00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:26,653 He's from The Bahamas? 511 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,221 Oh he just started. He's in training for the business. 512 00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:30,423 And we also need a little extra money for that too. 513 00:18:30,425 --> 00:18:31,891 Well good luck on that. 514 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,359 So we got it? Yeah! 515 00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:35,894 Mr. White, you will not be sorry. 516 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,230 That's not what I said. 517 00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:39,899 I've been looking through your history and your records here 518 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,200 and it just seems as though... 519 00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:43,403 I don't really think I'm going to be able to get this bank 520 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,404 to approve a loan for you guys. 521 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:48,039 Wait, what did my history say? You lookin' at my history? 522 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,442 Your history, sir, is that... 523 00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:53,211 you're already like $756 overdrawn in your account. 524 00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:55,381 Only thing consistent is for two years, 525 00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:57,049 you do have a bank balance. 526 00:18:57,051 --> 00:18:58,584 Nineteen thou... 527 00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,789 $19.87. 528 00:19:02,089 --> 00:19:05,191 Nineteen dollars? You can't take that out the ATM. 529 00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:07,394 That's stuck in there, bro. 530 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,163 Close that, right? Now let's say that's closed, 531 00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,431 and keep your mind open. 532 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:14,469 It's been hard on me. It's been hard on America. 533 00:19:15,169 --> 00:19:16,736 Especially African-Americans. 534 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,104 Boom! 535 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,707 - African. - Bro. 536 00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,909 You guys really... You're really taking up my time. 537 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,942 You know what, I really do... 538 00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:25,010 Oh, taking up your time? 539 00:19:25,012 --> 00:19:26,178 I have real customers, thank you. 540 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,516 You mean white customers. 541 00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,351 Say, he don't like that. 542 00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,385 - I don't like you. - Grown Gangsta don't play that. 543 00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:34,487 - You don't like me? - No. 544 00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:36,221 - You Grown Gangsta? - Fuck you! 545 00:19:36,223 --> 00:19:37,990 - Fuck me? - Wait a second! 546 00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:41,027 - I need Darius right now. - I don't give a fuck. Fuck him. 547 00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:42,497 PAT: That's Grown Gangsta! 548 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,298 Thanks, Mr. White. 549 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,034 That's why you comb your hair backwards. 550 00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:50,936 You old mothafucka. His old ass. 551 00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:53,306 Asshole and asshole light. 552 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:54,843 Shake up out of here. 553 00:20:00,214 --> 00:20:01,683 (phone vibrating, beeping) 554 00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:07,653 Okay, we need somebody that got money 555 00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:10,823 to give us some money 'cause they know we gonna make money, 556 00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:12,090 and they smoke weed. 557 00:20:12,092 --> 00:20:13,558 They definitely gonna have to smoke weed 558 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,696 'cause you gonna have to be high as hell to loan us some money. 559 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:17,765 Somebody that love weed, 560 00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:20,400 and wanna make some extra cash. 561 00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:23,501 Brah, when you gonna stop saying this extra cash shit. 562 00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:25,371 Ain't no such thing called extra cash. 563 00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:26,939 You got extra hos, 564 00:20:26,941 --> 00:20:28,740 extra holes in yo' drawers, 565 00:20:28,742 --> 00:20:29,741 extra ass... 566 00:20:29,743 --> 00:20:30,710 Somebody... 567 00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,211 There ain't no such thing as extra cash, bro. 568 00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,579 Somebody we could pay back in weed. 569 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,614 You know, it's funny you say... 570 00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:36,883 I just thought about something. 571 00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:39,285 That's the perfect candidate to loan us the money. 572 00:20:39,287 --> 00:20:41,119 - I know who we can get. - Who? 573 00:20:41,121 --> 00:20:42,622 The king of weed. 574 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:43,589 Who? 575 00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:48,795 ♪ Snoop Doggy Dogg Oh you know it. ♪ 576 00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:49,862 See I hit that note. 577 00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:51,297 ♪ Oh you know... ♪ 578 00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:53,599 Why you always playing when I'm trying to come up with ideas, man? 579 00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,334 Who for real? Snoop Dogg? 580 00:20:55,336 --> 00:20:59,337 I'm telling you, bro. I'mma tweet him now. See if he'll holler at me. 581 00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:00,439 I'mma tell him to DM me. 582 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:02,474 Beastie boy, hit me up. I need... 583 00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:05,544 - "Step number three: Finances." - ...call me ASAP. 584 00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:07,212 Make sure you have the wherewithal... 585 00:21:07,214 --> 00:21:08,913 He just DM'd me, let me hit him up. 586 00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:10,115 ...and that ain't it. 587 00:21:10,117 --> 00:21:11,517 Tweetin' and shit, man. 588 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:12,617 - (phone beeping, buzzing) - You tweetin' Snoop? 589 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,086 Oh shit, he callin' me. 590 00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:15,887 - Hello? - Tweet Snoop. 591 00:21:15,889 --> 00:21:17,722 What's up, boy? 592 00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:19,560 - Who that? Snoop? - You know who this is? 593 00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,428 SNOOP DOGG: This D, right? 594 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,694 Grown Gangsta? 595 00:21:22,696 --> 00:21:23,561 Oh shit! 596 00:21:23,563 --> 00:21:24,798 Man, calm your bitch-ass down! 597 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,532 Don't you fuck with me. Who is that, for real? 598 00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:28,701 DARIUS: Yeah, what's up, bro? 599 00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:30,435 I wanted to holler at you about some stuff, man. 600 00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:31,737 Hey I know we ain't talked in a minute 601 00:21:31,739 --> 00:21:33,439 but I got some stuff I wanna talk to you about. 602 00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:35,008 Yeah, it been a minute. 603 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,407 You got that good, nephew? 604 00:21:36,409 --> 00:21:38,010 Yeah, man. You know I do, bro. 605 00:21:38,012 --> 00:21:40,746 Shit, I mean that last one you put out was fire, nigga. 606 00:21:40,748 --> 00:21:42,417 That mix-tape was bangin'. 607 00:21:43,484 --> 00:21:45,417 Oh, you talkin' 'bout my mix-tape. 608 00:21:45,419 --> 00:21:46,885 Hell yeah. You know how I do. 609 00:21:46,887 --> 00:21:48,621 You know I gotta get back in the studio. 610 00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:50,557 Them streets been yellin' for your boy. 611 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,323 What? 612 00:21:51,325 --> 00:21:52,825 Put Snoop on hold real quick? 613 00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:55,595 Hold on, bro. I gotta ride on my enemies. 614 00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:58,663 Could you please stop fucking talking about your rap career? 615 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,298 Nobody care 'bout your little career, man. 616 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,634 Little rap career, bro? 617 00:22:01,636 --> 00:22:03,402 - You say that? My friend? - No, no. Wait. 618 00:22:03,404 --> 00:22:04,938 DARIUS: My friend, bro? 619 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,806 PAT: I was out there with you slinging them mix tapes. 620 00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:08,240 In the rain! 621 00:22:08,242 --> 00:22:09,909 If it was snowing out here, I'da been out there with a snowsuit on 622 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,077 helping you push the thing. But we got Snoop on the phone. 623 00:22:12,079 --> 00:22:14,446 Ask him for the money. See if he wanna invest in this grow house 624 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:15,381 and we can get paid, man! 625 00:22:15,383 --> 00:22:16,848 I'm about to do that. 626 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:18,550 But if you give it a second. I can't just come down like that. 627 00:22:18,552 --> 00:22:20,386 You gotta finger-fuck that in there, bro. 628 00:22:20,388 --> 00:22:24,056 Do Snoop wanna invest in our grow house or not? 629 00:22:24,058 --> 00:22:25,093 Yeah. 630 00:22:26,726 --> 00:22:28,361 - I thought you put him on hold. - Hello? 631 00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:30,163 Yeah, nigga. Cut me in or cut it out. 632 00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:31,498 A'ight, cool! 633 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,865 - Yes! - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, baby! 634 00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:34,200 SNOOP DOGG: Call me in the morning. 635 00:22:34,202 --> 00:22:36,269 I'mma shoot you the address. Come pick up that cash. 636 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,237 Hey, man. My rap career gonna take off! 637 00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:39,305 A'ight, I'm out. 638 00:22:39,307 --> 00:22:40,409 Hello? 639 00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:45,344 Oh yeah, so... Yeah, like I was saying, man... 640 00:22:45,346 --> 00:22:48,780 Yeah, I wanna get you on the hook of one of my songs and whatnot. 641 00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:49,815 Grow house. 642 00:22:49,817 --> 00:22:52,018 Man why the fuck I ain't think of that? 643 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:53,719 You hang up. 644 00:22:53,721 --> 00:22:56,525 Hang up... A'ight. Cool. I love you. 645 00:22:58,158 --> 00:22:59,825 You did all that for a joke. 646 00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:02,127 No that wasn't a joke, I really love Snoop. 647 00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,429 You know what I love, too? 648 00:23:03,431 --> 00:23:04,829 - What? - Step three. 649 00:23:04,831 --> 00:23:06,498 - My man! - "Get the wherewithal". 650 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,434 - The wherewithal get you all the girls! - Grown Gangsta, you a mothafucka! 651 00:23:09,436 --> 00:23:10,736 Grown Gangsta, you did it, nigga! 652 00:23:10,738 --> 00:23:13,439 You said you was gonna do it. You did it! Yes! 653 00:23:13,441 --> 00:23:16,241 Ooh, I knew his ass wasn't shit. 654 00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:18,012 Got caught cheating underwater. 655 00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:19,945 Mm. 656 00:23:19,947 --> 00:23:21,580 Everybody knew it. That's why the show's called Shadies. 657 00:23:21,582 --> 00:23:24,284 It's shady people on there that get caught from doing shady shit. 658 00:23:24,286 --> 00:23:27,886 Okay, well all I'm saying is don't let me catch you. 659 00:23:27,888 --> 00:23:29,253 Catch me what? 660 00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:30,758 On a episode of Shadies. 661 00:23:31,425 --> 00:23:32,724 Come on now, baby. 662 00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:33,826 You know I wouldn't cheat on you. I love you. 663 00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:35,662 Yeah whatever. If you love me so much 664 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,762 then why haven't you fixed the van yet? 665 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,498 For real... Uh-uh, I'm good. 666 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,799 I'm catching hell from these people 667 00:23:40,801 --> 00:23:43,569 since I already told 'em it was ready for donation. 668 00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:45,837 It'll be finished before you go to work tomorrow. 669 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:49,208 They sure is greedy to be so goddamn needy. 670 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,877 Uh-uh. That is not funny. Okay? 671 00:23:51,879 --> 00:23:54,212 I really have a soft spot for people in my heart 672 00:23:54,214 --> 00:23:56,749 who don't have the things that we take for granted. 673 00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:58,916 What we take for granted? We ain't got shit! 674 00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:01,453 You seen where I live in LA. My mama's house. 675 00:24:01,455 --> 00:24:03,721 - Oh, baby, guess what. - What's that? 676 00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:06,358 My boss gave me two new properties to manage. 677 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,660 For real? 678 00:24:07,662 --> 00:24:09,662 While these people get evicted from they home in Bel-Air 679 00:24:09,664 --> 00:24:12,332 took the sink and trashed the whole house. 680 00:24:12,334 --> 00:24:13,598 Can you believe that? 681 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,200 How they expect you to rent that shit out? 682 00:24:15,202 --> 00:24:17,970 I don't know. I'm gonna have to find somebody to fix it. 683 00:24:17,972 --> 00:24:20,471 The owner is some old guy living in Miami. 684 00:24:20,473 --> 00:24:22,008 He ain't thinking 'bout that place. 685 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:24,112 Better yet. That's a hard job to do. I don't know how... 686 00:24:25,613 --> 00:24:28,617 Oh shit. Hold up. Baby I thought of something. 687 00:24:29,116 --> 00:24:30,849 Oh God. What? 688 00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:33,652 Why don't they let me do that shit? Let me fix it. 689 00:24:33,654 --> 00:24:36,888 Oh my god... Darius, knock it off. 690 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:37,689 No. 691 00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:39,191 For real. Check this out now. 692 00:24:39,193 --> 00:24:40,660 Let me fix the bitch, 693 00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:43,127 I can get some money off of it and give you the kickback. 694 00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:44,296 Everything be gravy. 695 00:24:44,298 --> 00:24:46,701 Okay, so how am I supposed to know you gonna do a good job? 696 00:24:47,601 --> 00:24:49,768 Cause this is my job on the line. 697 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,569 You don't trust your boy? 698 00:24:51,571 --> 00:24:53,774 No, I don't trust you. 699 00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:55,974 Shoot. 700 00:24:55,976 --> 00:24:57,643 - What am I gonna get out of it? - Yeah, yeah. 701 00:24:57,645 --> 00:24:59,244 That's what I thought was gonna come. 702 00:24:59,246 --> 00:25:01,212 I'm telling you, it all depends on what he give me. 703 00:25:01,214 --> 00:25:03,615 Whatever he give me, whatever I can put in my pocket 704 00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:04,884 depending on what I can save... 705 00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:07,689 What I save, I'll break you off. 706 00:25:08,589 --> 00:25:10,724 I mean that sound cool. It does. 707 00:25:11,192 --> 00:25:12,090 I knew it do. 708 00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:13,392 Alright. 709 00:25:13,394 --> 00:25:16,894 But you have to promise me one thing, Darius, and I'm not playing. 710 00:25:16,896 --> 00:25:19,263 I'm not gonna go on the show Shadies. 711 00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:20,465 I ain't talking 'bout that. 712 00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,134 Oh. What? 713 00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:23,271 Don't risk my job. 714 00:25:24,038 --> 00:25:24,973 Okay. 715 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,939 Darius, for real. 716 00:25:26,941 --> 00:25:28,340 I'm serious too. You pay my phone bill. 717 00:25:28,342 --> 00:25:30,144 Don't... don't play with me. 718 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,914 I promise! 719 00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:41,054 (door buzzes) 720 00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:43,955 Alright, when we get in here, stay focused. Alright? 721 00:25:43,957 --> 00:25:46,025 Man, what we gotta get done. It's about that business. 722 00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:48,196 Business, that's all it's about, bro. 723 00:25:48,663 --> 00:25:49,795 Business. 724 00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:51,098 The hell is in your mouth? 725 00:25:51,499 --> 00:25:52,964 My tongue. 726 00:25:52,966 --> 00:25:54,232 No, what is... 727 00:25:54,234 --> 00:25:55,201 Look at your ass, man! 728 00:25:55,203 --> 00:25:56,935 - What you talking 'bout, bro? - Spit it out. 729 00:25:56,937 --> 00:25:58,805 - Spit it out! - I don't know where your hand been. 730 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,142 You here being all unfocused already. 731 00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:06,114 You can't even talk business. 732 00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:10,652 Nigga, I screamed that much when I heard his... 733 00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:15,086 Cool grill in your goddamn mouth. Snoop ain't got time to play. 734 00:26:15,088 --> 00:26:18,691 Shit, I work hard and play hard, nephew. Come on in. 735 00:26:18,693 --> 00:26:19,759 (door buzzes) 736 00:26:19,761 --> 00:26:21,029 Alright, let's go. 737 00:26:22,597 --> 00:26:23,496 Open the door for me. 738 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,429 What? 739 00:26:24,431 --> 00:26:25,964 Open the door for a thug, bro! 740 00:26:25,966 --> 00:26:28,601 Open the door! You know how it is! 741 00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:31,202 ♪ Ice drippin, cream flippin ♪ 742 00:26:31,204 --> 00:26:32,904 SNOOP DOGG: Yeah that's that thang right there. 743 00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:34,306 I'm gonna bring you back in from the top. 744 00:26:34,308 --> 00:26:35,710 Money, homie, you ready? 745 00:26:38,145 --> 00:26:40,045 ♪ Make sho I'm on the front row ♪ 746 00:26:40,047 --> 00:26:42,080 ♪ No diamonds but I still glow ♪ 747 00:26:42,082 --> 00:26:44,316 ♪ On my boss shit call me Hugo ♪ 748 00:26:44,318 --> 00:26:46,417 ♪ Money hungry got dat dope flow ♪ 749 00:26:46,419 --> 00:26:47,519 ♪ Polo is my... ♪ 750 00:26:47,521 --> 00:26:48,452 Hold on. 751 00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:50,024 Snoop! What's up, boy! 752 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,157 What up, folks! 753 00:26:52,159 --> 00:26:53,791 - DARIUS: Slow motion. - That's right. 754 00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:55,160 This my nigga, Pat, man. 755 00:26:55,162 --> 00:26:56,595 I'm Pat. Snoop. 756 00:26:56,597 --> 00:26:58,463 Doggystyle! 757 00:26:58,465 --> 00:27:01,700 Huge fan. Ever since Doggystyle I was like, yo. I had to get that album. 758 00:27:01,702 --> 00:27:02,834 'Cause I thought it was a cartoon at first. 759 00:27:02,836 --> 00:27:03,903 My mama wouldn't let me get the album. 760 00:27:03,905 --> 00:27:05,104 I was like "Yo, lemme get two albums." 761 00:27:05,106 --> 00:27:06,238 This cartoon... Let me get this picture, man. 762 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,573 Let me get this selfie right quick. 763 00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:09,344 - Selfie? - Selfie? Nigga, read the sign. 764 00:27:14,615 --> 00:27:17,182 Taking no mothafuckin' selfies. 765 00:27:17,184 --> 00:27:19,017 Ain't you the nigga that don't like rap music 766 00:27:19,019 --> 00:27:21,086 or you just hatin' on the homie in general? 767 00:27:21,088 --> 00:27:22,788 - Oh, Snoop... nah... - Straight up, 768 00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:24,690 that mothafuckin' Grown Gangsta mix-tape, 769 00:27:24,692 --> 00:27:26,624 that mothafucka was ignant. 770 00:27:26,626 --> 00:27:28,160 I told that nigga, bro! 771 00:27:28,162 --> 00:27:29,662 That's what I've been trying to tell him! 772 00:27:29,664 --> 00:27:31,230 Yeah, nigga. Quit hatin'. 773 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,530 - Snoop... - Hatin'. 774 00:27:32,532 --> 00:27:35,366 I'm not a hater. You know I'm not a hater. We... Snoop... 775 00:27:35,368 --> 00:27:36,469 I did not hate on him. 776 00:27:36,471 --> 00:27:38,369 This my boy. I wouldn't be here with him now! 777 00:27:38,371 --> 00:27:40,172 Why would I hate and ride with somebody I don't... 778 00:27:40,174 --> 00:27:42,474 Hey, you know I support you, man. 779 00:27:42,476 --> 00:27:45,146 So D, how much you need for that weed? 780 00:27:47,748 --> 00:27:49,013 - Whoa. - You didn't tell me that. 781 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,315 I did. I said something to you. 782 00:27:50,317 --> 00:27:51,749 I did, whatever. You just don't be listening. 783 00:27:51,751 --> 00:27:53,785 - Nigga, you don't know? - PAT: We know. 784 00:27:53,787 --> 00:27:56,124 Of course we know, Snoop. We need like... 785 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:58,790 ...ten? 786 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:02,961 Ten thousand dollars? Niggas, you serious? 787 00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:05,698 Yeah, I mean, Snoop. We startin' from scratch, man. 788 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,365 Ten racks, cuz? 789 00:28:07,367 --> 00:28:08,666 The rent, the electricity... 790 00:28:08,668 --> 00:28:11,537 Shit, I thought y'all was gonna ask for like fifty racks. 791 00:28:11,539 --> 00:28:12,805 Fifty thousand? 792 00:28:12,807 --> 00:28:14,373 Yeah, fifty racks! 793 00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:15,374 Hell yeah! 794 00:28:15,376 --> 00:28:16,174 No, no, no! 795 00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:17,843 - Hell yeah! Yeah. - No. No. 796 00:28:17,845 --> 00:28:19,244 PAT: You're gonna have to pay back fifty... no! 797 00:28:19,246 --> 00:28:22,714 Snoop! We can do it for ten. It's enough. 798 00:28:22,716 --> 00:28:24,282 Ten is perfect. 799 00:28:24,284 --> 00:28:26,852 Ten it is then. So how much I get back in return. 800 00:28:26,854 --> 00:28:28,520 How much weed I get? 801 00:28:28,522 --> 00:28:29,587 Half of everything. 802 00:28:29,589 --> 00:28:30,689 What the... 803 00:28:30,691 --> 00:28:32,093 Whoa, whoa! 804 00:28:33,126 --> 00:28:34,226 That's weed gettin' to him. 805 00:28:34,228 --> 00:28:35,493 Can I talk to you outside for a minute? 806 00:28:35,495 --> 00:28:37,262 - Come here, Grown Gangsta... - I'll be back. 807 00:28:37,264 --> 00:28:39,131 ...who ain't grown up yet. Can I talk to you outside? 808 00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:40,802 Give me a second. We'll be right back. 809 00:28:41,501 --> 00:28:42,567 What the... 810 00:28:42,569 --> 00:28:45,203 (inaudible) 811 00:28:45,205 --> 00:28:49,208 Hey cuz, you see them niggas' face when I said $50,000. 812 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:51,544 (laughing) 813 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:53,211 Goofballs. 814 00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:55,482 SNOOP DOGG: Money, homie, let's get it, my nigga. From the top on the one. 815 00:28:58,051 --> 00:29:00,185 ♪ Ice drippin, cream flippin ♪ 816 00:29:00,187 --> 00:29:02,555 ♪ Ice drippin, cream flippin ♪ 817 00:29:02,557 --> 00:29:03,823 ♪ Ice drippin, cream... ♪ 818 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,527 Don't play with me no more you know how I get! 819 00:29:06,493 --> 00:29:07,759 DARIUS: Had to straighten him. 820 00:29:07,761 --> 00:29:09,261 Yeah he straightened me all the way out. 821 00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:10,828 'Cause what he said earlier... 822 00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:12,096 He said he ain't realized what he said. 823 00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:13,798 I think I'mma take half. 824 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,201 I ain't with that third shit. 825 00:29:16,203 --> 00:29:18,237 You heard that through the soundproof door? 826 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,906 Yeah, nigga, I hear everything. And don't forget it. 827 00:29:20,908 --> 00:29:22,042 It's Snoop. 828 00:29:24,310 --> 00:29:25,309 Ten racks. 829 00:29:25,311 --> 00:29:26,313 Damn! 830 00:29:28,749 --> 00:29:30,749 There's one condition with that money, man. 831 00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:33,251 I need the Grown Gangsta to get up in that booth 832 00:29:33,253 --> 00:29:35,354 and give me a high 16 real quick. 833 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,088 That's a done deal! Hold this, bro. 834 00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:38,457 I knew he was gonna ask. 835 00:29:38,459 --> 00:29:40,157 - I don't know which one... - I knew he was gonna ask. 836 00:29:40,159 --> 00:29:41,692 - I guess that's a great thing, right? - Can we go in here? 837 00:29:41,694 --> 00:29:43,263 I'm just fuckin' with you. 838 00:29:45,198 --> 00:29:46,464 He just fuckin' with you. 839 00:29:46,466 --> 00:29:48,099 Matter of fact I couldn't really do it no way 840 00:29:48,101 --> 00:29:50,602 'cause I got another session with Barbra Streisand and stuff. 841 00:29:50,604 --> 00:29:51,836 Was it with Barbra or Mariah? 842 00:29:51,838 --> 00:29:53,238 We don't know, I got so many sessions. 843 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,909 But on the real though, you get that Grown Gangsta volume two, 844 00:29:56,911 --> 00:29:59,310 nigga I'm all over it. Money, homie, you ready? 845 00:29:59,312 --> 00:30:01,113 You sure you don't want me to... 846 00:30:01,115 --> 00:30:02,450 From the top my nigga. 847 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,363 ♪ Whenever I'm down and out I get back to my self ♪ 848 00:30:17,365 --> 00:30:20,499 ♪ I roll a motherfuckin' fat bat to myself ♪ 849 00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:21,767 ♪ Leave it to Beaver ♪ 850 00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:24,236 ♪ America gonna legalize, but I don't believe her ♪ 851 00:30:24,238 --> 00:30:25,907 ♪ Till she finally did it ♪ 852 00:30:26,773 --> 00:30:27,972 Crazy. 853 00:30:27,974 --> 00:30:29,775 (phone beeps, buzzes) 854 00:30:29,777 --> 00:30:32,144 Damn, baby. What is taking you so long? 855 00:30:32,146 --> 00:30:33,311 You would never guess. 856 00:30:33,313 --> 00:30:34,078 Oh my god, baby. 857 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,980 Wait till you see this damn place. 858 00:30:35,982 --> 00:30:38,217 Is that a good or bad "oh my god"? 859 00:30:38,219 --> 00:30:39,218 I mean... 860 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:41,953 ...they damn near took the whole kitchen sink. 861 00:30:41,955 --> 00:30:43,387 They done took the cabinets. 862 00:30:43,389 --> 00:30:44,957 Babe, they pretty much took everything. 863 00:30:44,959 --> 00:30:46,224 It's... it's ridiculous. 864 00:30:46,226 --> 00:30:47,925 Will you just come on, please? 865 00:30:47,927 --> 00:30:49,595 Alright, well we pulling up to you now, baby. 866 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,199 - Hurry up. - Yo. 867 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,669 PAT: Oh shit! 868 00:30:56,136 --> 00:30:58,671 The girl did it big, man. Look at this! 869 00:30:58,673 --> 00:31:00,338 This is amazing, man! 870 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:01,840 You know how much we could grow here? 871 00:31:01,842 --> 00:31:03,474 This is gonna be our big start. 872 00:31:03,476 --> 00:31:06,778 Wait a minute, hold up. I got this. 873 00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:08,114 Step one... 874 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,048 Hold up let's go in here first. My girl waitin' on... 875 00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:11,251 - Step one... - Mhmm. 876 00:31:11,751 --> 00:31:13,021 ...location. 877 00:31:13,787 --> 00:31:15,020 - Step two... - Mhmm. 878 00:31:15,022 --> 00:31:16,922 - ...live where you grow. - Mhmm. 879 00:31:16,924 --> 00:31:20,425 - Done. - And I got the wherewithal. 880 00:31:20,427 --> 00:31:24,128 You know what, man? I think... I should control the money. 881 00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:26,664 Let me think about that... Fuck-uh-no! 882 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,633 What? 883 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,401 - Man get out of here. - Are you kidding me? 884 00:31:29,403 --> 00:31:32,871 Let me explain to you. This whole grow house was my idea anyway. 885 00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:34,539 You gonna tell the whole neighborhood about it? 886 00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:37,242 Shut the fuck up. Plus Terri don't know so calm down. 887 00:31:37,244 --> 00:31:39,310 What? Terri don't know? 888 00:31:39,312 --> 00:31:42,480 How are we supposed to grow all that damn weed if Terri don't know? 889 00:31:42,482 --> 00:31:44,682 - Shut up! - Should beat your ass in front of your girlfriend. 890 00:31:44,684 --> 00:31:46,685 - Do it! Do it! Do it! - Look I don't wanna get... 891 00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:48,289 - Hi, baby! - What's up, baby. 892 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,692 You know who this is. This Pat. You remember him? 893 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:54,626 Pat. 894 00:31:54,628 --> 00:31:55,594 I did. I did remember Pat. 895 00:31:55,596 --> 00:31:56,694 - Hi. - Hey. 896 00:31:56,696 --> 00:31:58,163 Now wait, I didn't know you did this kind of work. 897 00:31:58,165 --> 00:32:00,065 Oh yeah. Most of the planning 898 00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:01,733 and the lighting and the water. 899 00:32:01,735 --> 00:32:02,835 Construction. 900 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:04,936 Oh the construction. Okay, okay, perfect. 901 00:32:04,938 --> 00:32:06,136 Listen, here are the keys. 902 00:32:06,138 --> 00:32:07,673 These are all the alarm codes. Now listen. 903 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:10,544 So when you guys get the estimate costs and the supply costs... 904 00:32:12,312 --> 00:32:13,280 Yes! 905 00:32:14,781 --> 00:32:17,117 ♪ Right back on it ♪ 906 00:32:19,049 --> 00:32:20,152 So this is gonna make my avocado super juicy? 907 00:32:20,154 --> 00:32:22,319 MAN: Oh yeah. That's... that's definitely a good one right there. 908 00:32:22,321 --> 00:32:23,821 Hey, look here, pimp. Make sure it's juicy. 909 00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:25,690 - My mama will come here shut this whole place down. - Babe! 910 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,192 MAN: Oh it's gonna be juicy, don't worry about it. 911 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:29,361 Hey you know my mama crazy. She'll shut him down too. 912 00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:31,699 - We need a lot of juice. - Don't embarrass me with my bae. 913 00:32:33,099 --> 00:32:34,199 Hey what's up, homie? 914 00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:35,534 Well howdy doody homies to you! 915 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,402 How can I help ya? 916 00:32:36,404 --> 00:32:38,936 Well uh... lookin' for a few things. 917 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:41,173 Matter of fact, we need some lights. 918 00:32:41,175 --> 00:32:43,342 - These lights any good? - Oh! 919 00:32:43,344 --> 00:32:45,242 These are just flying off the shelves. 920 00:32:45,244 --> 00:32:46,711 I can't keep them in stock. 921 00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:48,279 Ran out of these a month ago, 922 00:32:48,281 --> 00:32:50,048 took me a month to get new ones in. 923 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:52,817 I mean, they freakin' rock. 924 00:32:52,819 --> 00:32:54,185 Need some of those then. 925 00:32:54,187 --> 00:32:55,887 Okay, how many you need? 926 00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:57,425 How many would it take per room? 927 00:32:57,823 --> 00:32:59,057 Per room? 928 00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:01,960 Like uh... growing an indoor garden. 929 00:33:01,962 --> 00:33:02,994 Yeah. 930 00:33:02,996 --> 00:33:04,729 Well, you know if it's a small room 931 00:33:04,731 --> 00:33:07,799 you might want to consider one of our turnkey operations over here. 932 00:33:07,801 --> 00:33:09,601 Come on over this way. 933 00:33:09,603 --> 00:33:12,872 This bad boy is the BC Northern Lights. 934 00:33:12,874 --> 00:33:16,474 Okay, it's everything a gardener needs all in one unit. 935 00:33:16,476 --> 00:33:19,246 If it's a bigger room, well you might need three or four. 936 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,449 Kay. Uh... 937 00:33:21,848 --> 00:33:23,251 Two, four... 938 00:33:24,151 --> 00:33:25,416 We need twenty. 939 00:33:25,418 --> 00:33:26,720 Well, twenty! 940 00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:30,255 E-I-E-I-O! Old Macdonald! 941 00:33:30,257 --> 00:33:33,325 That is not a garden. That is a plantation. 942 00:33:33,327 --> 00:33:34,726 - What? - Plantation? 943 00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,528 Nah, man. We talkin' 'bout like, Whole Foods, like uh... 944 00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:40,399 Mother Earth is dying. Like we need to save this planet, man. 945 00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:45,270 We tryin' to grow like swiss chard, quinoa, and kale. 946 00:33:45,272 --> 00:33:46,305 That way we... yeah. 947 00:33:46,307 --> 00:33:48,006 Okay, okay. I get it. 948 00:33:48,008 --> 00:33:51,175 Exactly what are you guys thinking of using for the feeding system? 949 00:33:51,177 --> 00:33:54,278 What kind gives you, like, big ass kale? 950 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,846 What kind do you suggest? 951 00:33:55,848 --> 00:33:57,916 Follow me. 952 00:33:57,918 --> 00:33:59,184 Just the thing. We like to hear that. 953 00:33:59,186 --> 00:34:00,451 I would go with something like this. 954 00:34:00,453 --> 00:34:02,820 In fact you can integrate a timer system 955 00:34:02,822 --> 00:34:05,390 to work with the lighting setup that I showed you 956 00:34:05,392 --> 00:34:06,759 with the feeding setup. 957 00:34:06,761 --> 00:34:08,993 Yeah, that sound about like what we're trying to do. 958 00:34:08,995 --> 00:34:10,562 Damn right. Everything all on a timer, 959 00:34:10,564 --> 00:34:13,999 and all we gotta do is sit back and watch our... kale? 960 00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:15,600 Alright, so... 961 00:34:15,602 --> 00:34:16,901 Wrap up everything you showed us 962 00:34:16,903 --> 00:34:18,102 and we can get the hell out of here. 963 00:34:18,104 --> 00:34:19,837 You're forgetting about the soil. 964 00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:21,839 Can't we just use dirt as soil? 965 00:34:21,841 --> 00:34:25,276 Well yes! Absolutely... not. 966 00:34:25,278 --> 00:34:28,080 That would be like putting spinners on a brand new Bentley. 967 00:34:28,082 --> 00:34:29,682 You could, but I wouldn't. 968 00:34:29,684 --> 00:34:31,683 I would. What's wrong with that? That's nice. 969 00:34:31,685 --> 00:34:33,584 - You would put spinners on a Bentley? - Yes I would. 970 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:35,020 SALESMAN: Now I would go with the rockwool here. 971 00:34:35,022 --> 00:34:37,089 This is perfect for indoor growing. 972 00:34:37,091 --> 00:34:39,323 Will really keep the insects out. 973 00:34:39,325 --> 00:34:41,125 Yeah that's nice. Okay, so... 974 00:34:41,127 --> 00:34:42,694 I guess that's all "ne weed." 975 00:34:42,696 --> 00:34:44,328 We can go on get outta here. 976 00:34:44,330 --> 00:34:46,298 Man, you just said weed, man! 977 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,332 Didn't say weed. 978 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:48,332 Didn't he just say "ne weed"? 979 00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:49,901 I heard "ne weed". 980 00:34:49,903 --> 00:34:51,569 You is a nosy mothafucka, man. 981 00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:53,573 But you sound like you know what you talkin' 'bout. 982 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,674 Who are you? 983 00:34:56,676 --> 00:35:00,779 I'm the guy that's gonna get you guys all the stuff you need 984 00:35:00,781 --> 00:35:02,013 delivered to your house, 985 00:35:02,015 --> 00:35:03,881 set it up, for the best price in LA. 986 00:35:03,883 --> 00:35:04,982 No shit. 987 00:35:04,984 --> 00:35:06,317 That's who the fuck I am. 988 00:35:06,319 --> 00:35:08,252 Alright now we would have been over this by now, guys, 989 00:35:08,254 --> 00:35:09,520 if you were for real with me. 990 00:35:09,522 --> 00:35:11,323 Alright? I'm not the fucking police. 991 00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,959 Alright and I'm sure as hell ain't your mama. 992 00:35:13,961 --> 00:35:16,428 Now all we gotta talk about is... 993 00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:17,595 my cut. 994 00:35:17,597 --> 00:35:21,299 Damn... alright. 995 00:35:21,301 --> 00:35:22,837 We'll be right back. 996 00:35:25,504 --> 00:35:27,138 I think we should rob his ass. 997 00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:29,240 Okay, look. He's pretty for real, man. 998 00:35:29,242 --> 00:35:30,408 What we gonna give him? 999 00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:33,111 I'm ready to rob. Fuck it. He white anyway. 1000 00:35:33,113 --> 00:35:34,845 Let's get this done, man. 1001 00:35:34,847 --> 00:35:36,046 What you think? 1002 00:35:36,048 --> 00:35:37,415 Let's just pay him in weed. 1003 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:39,319 Alright, let's pay him in weed. 1004 00:35:40,053 --> 00:35:41,455 Alright. 1005 00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:47,894 How does seven pounds of our best organic kale sound? 1006 00:35:49,095 --> 00:35:50,664 That sounds delicious. 1007 00:35:51,231 --> 00:35:52,464 Got yourself a deal. 1008 00:35:52,466 --> 00:35:53,467 Deal! 1009 00:35:55,202 --> 00:35:56,334 You good? My man! 1010 00:35:56,336 --> 00:35:57,468 We good, we good. 1011 00:35:57,470 --> 00:35:59,203 - Cool. Cool. - Alright, listen. 1012 00:35:59,205 --> 00:36:00,571 You guys head home. 1013 00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:01,573 I'm gonna be hooking you up 1014 00:36:01,575 --> 00:36:03,209 with a guy named Conspiracy Chris. 1015 00:36:03,211 --> 00:36:05,243 He's gonna get you everything you need. Okay? 1016 00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:08,516 Now let's go. Let's get outta here. I got security cameras. 1017 00:36:14,988 --> 00:36:16,223 Oh snap! 1018 00:36:18,792 --> 00:36:19,857 - Pow! - (grunts) 1019 00:36:19,859 --> 00:36:20,894 ♪ Hot damn ♪ 1020 00:36:24,832 --> 00:36:26,198 ♪ Hot damn ♪ 1021 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,000 ♪ You been dreamin' of this kitty ♪ 1022 00:36:28,002 --> 00:36:29,401 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪ 1023 00:36:29,403 --> 00:36:31,606 ♪ It's all good ♪ 1024 00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:35,808 PAT: I am loving step two! 1025 00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:36,808 Live where you grow. 1026 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:39,278 ♪ Make a nigga wanna score a touchdown ♪ 1027 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,812 ♪ Hot damn ♪ 1028 00:36:40,814 --> 00:36:41,982 That dog is fine. 1029 00:36:44,151 --> 00:36:45,685 ♪ Hot damn ♪ 1030 00:36:49,156 --> 00:36:50,287 Oh shit. Look what I found. 1031 00:36:50,289 --> 00:36:52,124 One of your socks? 1032 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:55,593 A rabbit foot! Good luck on top of a bible. 1033 00:36:55,595 --> 00:36:57,129 - That gotta be double good. - (caution sound) 1034 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,529 I think that's double voodoo. 1035 00:36:58,531 --> 00:37:01,200 Whatever. I'll keep it to myself then since you such a hater. 1036 00:37:01,202 --> 00:37:02,634 I don't want none of your damn rabbit foot. 1037 00:37:02,636 --> 00:37:05,102 Matter of fact, look. There he go pullin' up now. 1038 00:37:05,104 --> 00:37:07,340 See, my luck already workin'. 1039 00:37:08,341 --> 00:37:10,642 - Yeah. - You Chris? 1040 00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:13,078 One of you guys Patrick Hill? 1041 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,482 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's right. 1042 00:37:15,214 --> 00:37:16,647 Two Patrick Hills? 1043 00:37:16,649 --> 00:37:18,015 I only got one of you guys on here. 1044 00:37:18,017 --> 00:37:19,517 I'm Patrick Hill, man. 1045 00:37:19,519 --> 00:37:20,651 I would have called your ass 1046 00:37:20,653 --> 00:37:22,622 but Matt says you don't keep no cell phone. 1047 00:37:23,656 --> 00:37:24,855 No. 1048 00:37:24,857 --> 00:37:27,491 Feds are just lettin' people track themselves for them. 1049 00:37:27,493 --> 00:37:30,328 Then they hack into your phone, they take photos. 1050 00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:31,662 Sick motherfuckers. 1051 00:37:31,664 --> 00:37:33,196 My girl used to go through my phone. 1052 00:37:33,198 --> 00:37:34,466 She was working for the feds. 1053 00:37:34,468 --> 00:37:36,401 I think she do 'cause she went through my phone too. 1054 00:37:36,403 --> 00:37:38,535 Hold on to this. I'mma... 1055 00:37:38,537 --> 00:37:40,373 - Don't mind if I do. - ...start unloading. 1056 00:37:42,776 --> 00:37:43,877 This is amazing. 1057 00:37:52,452 --> 00:37:53,754 Go get to know our neighbors. 1058 00:37:56,122 --> 00:37:57,357 Go! 1059 00:38:01,928 --> 00:38:03,064 Garage. 1060 00:38:09,002 --> 00:38:10,438 Whoa, shit! 1061 00:38:11,705 --> 00:38:13,874 Oh hello, neighbor. I'm sorry. Hello. 1062 00:38:14,975 --> 00:38:16,077 Neighbor? 1063 00:38:17,377 --> 00:38:19,109 Are you shittin' me? 1064 00:38:19,111 --> 00:38:21,014 You been drinkin' good, huh? 1065 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:24,952 (glass shatters) 1066 00:38:25,919 --> 00:38:28,285 Alright. Well, uh... 1067 00:38:28,287 --> 00:38:30,921 we just moved over here so... 1068 00:38:30,923 --> 00:38:33,524 You mean, my Henry sold this house to you. (gasps) Oh! 1069 00:38:33,526 --> 00:38:36,361 No, no, no. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 1070 00:38:36,363 --> 00:38:37,962 We're just leasing. We're just leasing. 1071 00:38:37,964 --> 00:38:39,497 Oh. Oh thank you, Jesus. 1072 00:38:39,499 --> 00:38:40,665 You don't like black people? 1073 00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:42,167 I do not like black people. 1074 00:38:42,169 --> 00:38:43,437 What the... 1075 00:38:44,203 --> 00:38:45,906 I love black people! 1076 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,676 Okay. Okay. 1077 00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:52,511 (woman squealing excitedly) 1078 00:38:52,513 --> 00:38:54,712 DARIUS: Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. 1079 00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,781 You wanted Henry, but he left. 1080 00:38:56,783 --> 00:38:59,116 Okay. I could see why you would do that. 1081 00:38:59,118 --> 00:39:00,754 (tutting) 1082 00:39:02,455 --> 00:39:05,122 You young people, you think that you know everything. 1083 00:39:05,124 --> 00:39:06,524 But I been hit that. 1084 00:39:06,526 --> 00:39:08,325 You been hit? 1085 00:39:08,327 --> 00:39:10,630 You people, you sure do need a lot of light. 1086 00:39:11,897 --> 00:39:12,997 You people? 1087 00:39:12,999 --> 00:39:17,000 Oh no, the light is just better to see you, my dear. 1088 00:39:17,002 --> 00:39:19,069 Oh, that is so cute. 1089 00:39:19,071 --> 00:39:20,270 Yeah. 1090 00:39:20,272 --> 00:39:21,740 You're just like a big bad wolf. 1091 00:39:21,742 --> 00:39:23,308 Yeah. Yeah. 1092 00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:24,845 - (roar) - (roars loudly) 1093 00:39:25,912 --> 00:39:26,810 So um... 1094 00:39:26,812 --> 00:39:27,714 Uh-huh. 1095 00:39:28,481 --> 00:39:29,716 You're not married? 1096 00:39:30,184 --> 00:39:31,149 Nah. 1097 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,283 Oh, oh good. 1098 00:39:32,285 --> 00:39:34,218 Nobody want to put a ring on it. 1099 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,388 - No. - Oh good. Okay. 1100 00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:37,589 Just stay right... 1101 00:39:37,591 --> 00:39:38,859 - Where am I staying? - (exclaims) 1102 00:39:40,493 --> 00:39:41,526 What was that for? 1103 00:39:41,528 --> 00:39:42,761 - Don't worry about it. - Focus! 1104 00:39:42,763 --> 00:39:46,600 I have to go take care of some grown up woman biz... 1105 00:39:48,435 --> 00:39:53,437 I will be seeing you around, you young BBC wolf, you. 1106 00:39:53,439 --> 00:39:56,174 BBC wolf? What's that? 1107 00:39:56,176 --> 00:40:00,544 Big... bad... chocolate... wolf. 1108 00:40:00,546 --> 00:40:03,214 Hey, I'm up here. I'm up here. I'm up here! 1109 00:40:03,216 --> 00:40:04,517 - Stay. - What? 1110 00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:07,919 Hey, hey, hey! 1111 00:40:07,921 --> 00:40:09,053 Come back here. 1112 00:40:09,055 --> 00:40:10,223 DARIUS: Hey don't send that to no blog site now. 1113 00:40:14,193 --> 00:40:15,727 What the hell she want? 1114 00:40:15,729 --> 00:40:16,627 This dick! 1115 00:40:16,629 --> 00:40:18,129 Man, stop playin, man. 1116 00:40:18,131 --> 00:40:20,198 Nah, for real! She was talking about the man that lived here before 1117 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,167 and tellin' me how big my dick is and how she loved me 1118 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,069 and how she wanna air me out, this that and whatever. 1119 00:40:24,071 --> 00:40:25,736 Get out of here, man. I don't have time for your damn games. 1120 00:40:25,738 --> 00:40:27,272 The bitch molested me and everything 1121 00:40:27,274 --> 00:40:29,307 with a camera phone and all that shit. 1122 00:40:29,309 --> 00:40:30,707 Talking 'bout some BBC wolf. 1123 00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:32,678 She tried to take advantage of me, bro! 1124 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,145 Now I see how sexy, attractive, Miss America people feel. 1125 00:40:35,147 --> 00:40:36,881 - What's a BBC wolf? - Shit, I don't know. 1126 00:40:36,883 --> 00:40:39,183 Look, you're gonna have to stay on her, man. 1127 00:40:39,185 --> 00:40:41,653 Keep a close watch. I'mma watch that chick that was joggin' earlier. 1128 00:40:41,655 --> 00:40:43,522 Why I gotta go with the Benjamin Button looking lady? 1129 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,692 Handle that. 1130 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,368 DARIUS: I'm glad we did these windows over man. 1131 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:57,868 This is much better. 1132 00:40:57,870 --> 00:41:01,872 Man I had no idea all this went into growing some damn weed. 1133 00:41:01,874 --> 00:41:03,540 - Hey guess what? - What's that? 1134 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,142 I'mma call this The Mother Room. 1135 00:41:05,144 --> 00:41:06,477 That's dope. 1136 00:41:06,479 --> 00:41:09,214 Good thing we had Sleepy-Head over here to help us set it up. 1137 00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:12,183 I see you, Dick. No, Dick. 1138 00:41:12,185 --> 00:41:13,919 That's right. I see you, Dick. 1139 00:41:13,921 --> 00:41:16,120 Whoa, man. What is going on with him? 1140 00:41:16,122 --> 00:41:17,756 Nah, maybe you shouldn't wake him up. 1141 00:41:17,758 --> 00:41:19,059 Put it in your mouth. 1142 00:41:20,193 --> 00:41:21,892 That's right. Choke on it, motherfucker. 1143 00:41:21,894 --> 00:41:23,694 - (snapping) - Put it in your mouth. 1144 00:41:23,696 --> 00:41:24,930 Nope, put it in your mouth. 1145 00:41:24,932 --> 00:41:25,866 Hey! Yo yo! 1146 00:41:26,765 --> 00:41:27,933 What's wrong with you? 1147 00:41:27,935 --> 00:41:29,433 What happened? 1148 00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:31,002 You was having some freaky-ass dream. 1149 00:41:31,004 --> 00:41:32,904 Talkin' 'bout dicks and there ain't nothing but men in the room. 1150 00:41:32,906 --> 00:41:35,506 That was Dick Cheney. I was waterboarding Dick Cheney. 1151 00:41:35,508 --> 00:41:36,709 I got him to confess. 1152 00:41:37,211 --> 00:41:38,408 Confess to what? 1153 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:39,944 That he killed Biggie and Pac. 1154 00:41:39,946 --> 00:41:41,979 You with... I told you it was like that. 1155 00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:43,714 You just crazy. That's what that is. 1156 00:41:43,716 --> 00:41:47,986 I was just proving the point that you can get anyone to confess to anything. 1157 00:41:47,988 --> 00:41:50,187 Do you understand? Torture's a bitch. 1158 00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:52,557 Man, just get your ass up so we can finish this room. 1159 00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:53,758 Oh my God, that was a crazy dream. 1160 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,426 My ass hurts. What does that mean? 1161 00:41:55,428 --> 00:41:58,332 That means you need to get up and finish The Mother Room, Conspiracy Chris. 1162 00:41:59,765 --> 00:42:00,968 PAT: Kick him in his ass again. 1163 00:42:02,401 --> 00:42:03,703 You kicked me in my ass? 1164 00:42:05,705 --> 00:42:07,605 CHRIS: We're good to go. 1165 00:42:07,607 --> 00:42:09,374 - Okay. Alright. - Alright. 1166 00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:12,310 CHRIS: Oh no, no. Hold on. We're not finished yet. 1167 00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:15,046 Somebody still has to go up and connect the cables and then we're done. 1168 00:42:15,048 --> 00:42:16,314 What? 1169 00:42:16,316 --> 00:42:18,183 Why the hell you just didn't connect it while you was up there? 1170 00:42:18,185 --> 00:42:20,051 DARIUS: I don't get why we have to steal power. 1171 00:42:20,053 --> 00:42:22,453 It ain't like we gotta pay for the bill to begin with. 1172 00:42:22,455 --> 00:42:25,223 So the power company doesn't see a huge spike in usage. 1173 00:42:25,225 --> 00:42:27,892 And they tell the owners. And the owners tell police. 1174 00:42:27,894 --> 00:42:29,160 Yeah, that ain't good. 1175 00:42:29,162 --> 00:42:31,863 I can't have my girlfriend getting fired. 1176 00:42:31,865 --> 00:42:34,298 Fired? That happen we going to jail, bro. 1177 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,334 Why didn't you just connect them while you was up there? 1178 00:42:36,336 --> 00:42:39,203 Oh, no, no, no. It's your grow, it's your show. 1179 00:42:39,205 --> 00:42:41,673 I don't execute the connection. I just wire it up. 1180 00:42:41,675 --> 00:42:42,973 PAT: Is it dangerous? 1181 00:42:42,975 --> 00:42:44,174 CHRIS: It's not dangerous. I mean the power's off 1182 00:42:44,176 --> 00:42:46,243 so you're totally good. It's just policy. 1183 00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:48,913 And also stealing power is totally illegal. 1184 00:42:48,915 --> 00:42:50,147 So what do we have to do? 1185 00:42:50,149 --> 00:42:52,183 Somebody's gonna climb up this ladder... 1186 00:42:52,185 --> 00:42:53,250 Mhmm. 1187 00:42:53,252 --> 00:42:55,419 ...and then you're gonna connect the red clamp 1188 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,787 to the cable with the black tape 1189 00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,490 and then you're gonna connect the black clamp 1190 00:42:58,492 --> 00:42:59,558 to the cable with the white tape. 1191 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,825 Got it, got it. 1192 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:01,926 CHRIS: And then we'll turn the power back on 1193 00:43:01,928 --> 00:43:03,394 and we're ready to get growin'. 1194 00:43:03,396 --> 00:43:07,131 Let's do this thing. Darius, give me that flashlight, bro. 1195 00:43:07,133 --> 00:43:10,368 Alright, I'mma hold it steady while you climb up there. 1196 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,837 I thought you said you was in charge of electricity. 1197 00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:14,506 I am but I'm scared of heights, man. 1198 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:15,843 Come on. Knock it out. 1199 00:43:21,414 --> 00:43:23,383 Get up there. Look at ya. 1200 00:43:24,350 --> 00:43:25,385 Like a little monkey. 1201 00:43:31,323 --> 00:43:32,490 What'd you say? 1202 00:43:32,492 --> 00:43:35,225 Put the red clamp on the black cable, 1203 00:43:35,227 --> 00:43:38,263 and the black clamp on the white cable. 1204 00:43:38,265 --> 00:43:39,732 Alright. 1205 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,567 - (sizzling) - (screams) 1206 00:43:43,569 --> 00:43:45,368 Oh! Oh! 1207 00:43:45,370 --> 00:43:46,406 Move back! 1208 00:43:53,513 --> 00:43:54,479 CHRIS: You okay? 1209 00:43:54,481 --> 00:43:55,412 PAT (echoing): Shit! 1210 00:43:55,414 --> 00:43:56,816 D? 1211 00:43:57,216 --> 00:43:58,149 D? 1212 00:43:58,151 --> 00:43:59,984 Man, D. Don't do this to me, homie. 1213 00:43:59,986 --> 00:44:02,354 More like we did this to him. 1214 00:44:02,356 --> 00:44:03,421 You know CPR? 1215 00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:04,488 I know THC. 1216 00:44:04,490 --> 00:44:06,457 (knocking) 1217 00:44:06,459 --> 00:44:08,060 Hope that's not the police. 1218 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:10,297 Do something... like pump his chest or something. Get that mothafucka up. 1219 00:44:11,731 --> 00:44:13,434 (knocking continues) 1220 00:44:18,437 --> 00:44:19,837 Hi, um... 1221 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:21,238 I heard a loud noise 1222 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,607 and then I saw a big light flash coming from this direction 1223 00:44:23,609 --> 00:44:24,908 - so I thought this would be... - Here? 1224 00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:28,314 Yeah here... the perfect time to come introduce myself. 1225 00:44:28,848 --> 00:44:30,214 Hi, I'm Madison. 1226 00:44:30,216 --> 00:44:31,415 Hey. Pat. 1227 00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:32,853 Nice to meet you. 1228 00:44:33,685 --> 00:44:34,752 Are you okay? 1229 00:44:34,754 --> 00:44:35,819 I'm fine. I'm great. 1230 00:44:35,821 --> 00:44:37,388 - Is everything okay? - Yeah! 1231 00:44:37,390 --> 00:44:38,492 Your friend. 1232 00:44:39,591 --> 00:44:40,924 - You sure? - Yeah, positive. 1233 00:44:40,926 --> 00:44:43,261 Well what... is your friend okay? 1234 00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:45,462 Oh yeah. They in love. 1235 00:44:45,464 --> 00:44:46,897 They been arguing all day, 1236 00:44:46,899 --> 00:44:48,165 he just laid down on the ground. 1237 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:49,767 He was like, "I don't wanna talk to you." 1238 00:44:49,769 --> 00:44:51,435 Are you okay? You seem a little nervous. 1239 00:44:51,437 --> 00:44:54,071 'Cause you came over here all late and I get scared. 1240 00:44:54,073 --> 00:44:55,607 - Okay. - Nice meetin' you! 1241 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:56,874 Another time, promise. I'll talk to you in, like, the daytime. 1242 00:44:56,876 --> 00:44:58,879 I'm a daytime person. 1243 00:45:00,981 --> 00:45:01,745 Okay. 1244 00:45:01,747 --> 00:45:02,712 He's gone, man. 1245 00:45:02,714 --> 00:45:03,915 He gone? Gone where? 1246 00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:06,017 It's unbelievable, man. He's definitely dead. 1247 00:45:06,019 --> 00:45:07,053 What? 1248 00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,386 Amazing. 1249 00:45:09,388 --> 00:45:11,522 Amazing? 1250 00:45:11,524 --> 00:45:12,624 Why when something tragic happen 1251 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:13,924 white people try and make it sound cool? 1252 00:45:13,926 --> 00:45:15,560 It's not amazing that my friend is dead! 1253 00:45:15,562 --> 00:45:17,861 No, I mean it can be tragic and amazing. 1254 00:45:17,863 --> 00:45:19,062 This... It's... 1255 00:45:19,064 --> 00:45:21,098 I get it. I know what you're going through, man. 1256 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,935 I mean, this is the third one. 1257 00:45:24,203 --> 00:45:25,272 What'd you say? 1258 00:45:26,305 --> 00:45:27,904 Two... 1259 00:45:27,906 --> 00:45:30,308 Two other guys died the same way. 1260 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:31,942 - Like this? - Mhmm. 1261 00:45:31,944 --> 00:45:34,145 You said it was safe! You said it was safe! 1262 00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:35,779 We don't have time for this, man! 1263 00:45:35,781 --> 00:45:37,816 I mean, he's gonna start decomposing soon. 1264 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:38,984 Decomposing? 1265 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,319 Yeah, he's gonna start rotting... 1266 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:43,421 smell up our grow house. 1267 00:45:43,423 --> 00:45:46,223 Our grow house? Ain't no more damn grow house. 1268 00:45:46,225 --> 00:45:48,493 Alright? My friend's laying here dead. 1269 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:49,761 Now shut up and let me think. 1270 00:45:49,763 --> 00:45:52,129 Look man. Thinking isn't gonna bring him back to life, okay. 1271 00:45:52,131 --> 00:45:53,129 We gotta... 1272 00:45:53,131 --> 00:45:55,765 Look, his little hands are all balled up. 1273 00:45:55,767 --> 00:45:56,933 It's rigormortis. 1274 00:45:56,935 --> 00:45:58,535 No they were always balled up like that. 1275 00:45:58,537 --> 00:45:59,437 We gotta bury him. 1276 00:45:59,439 --> 00:46:02,040 Don't you touch him! Don't touch him! 1277 00:46:02,042 --> 00:46:03,475 - We have... - Don't you touch him. 1278 00:46:03,477 --> 00:46:04,743 We're not burying him. 1279 00:46:04,745 --> 00:46:06,513 Okay, we'll take it slow. Let's uh... 1280 00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:11,017 I'm gonna say a little prayer. 1281 00:46:13,852 --> 00:46:15,118 For Darius. 1282 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:20,390 A fallen comrade who died too young, too short, 1283 00:46:20,392 --> 00:46:22,792 small in stature but... 1284 00:46:22,794 --> 00:46:24,063 big in spirit. 1285 00:46:24,631 --> 00:46:26,464 A great man. 1286 00:46:26,466 --> 00:46:28,535 A man who... whose heart 1287 00:46:29,635 --> 00:46:32,336 was much bigger than his body. 1288 00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:35,209 He stood for the betterment of pot for all. 1289 00:46:38,211 --> 00:46:40,280 This goes to you, buddy. Wherever you are. 1290 00:46:46,352 --> 00:46:47,785 Oh my... God? 1291 00:46:47,787 --> 00:46:49,821 God? Is that God? God? 1292 00:46:49,823 --> 00:46:51,756 What is it? Yes, my son? 1293 00:46:51,758 --> 00:46:53,491 Oh, Darius. My son. 1294 00:46:53,493 --> 00:46:54,725 Am I dead? 1295 00:46:54,727 --> 00:46:56,394 So that means I'm dead. I'm dead? 1296 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,363 Now thou shall have known it was janky 1297 00:46:58,365 --> 00:47:00,298 when thou seeneth them jumper cables. 1298 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,966 What the hell was you thinkin', boy? 1299 00:47:01,968 --> 00:47:04,334 So is that a yes? 'Cause you confused me. 1300 00:47:04,336 --> 00:47:06,669 Not exactly. I'm thinking about it though. 1301 00:47:06,671 --> 00:47:08,605 I mean, you got potential but, 1302 00:47:08,607 --> 00:47:09,607 you gotta stop labor trickin' 1303 00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,609 and go out there and pursue your dreams, my son. 1304 00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:12,576 You know about that too? 1305 00:47:12,578 --> 00:47:13,778 I know about everything. 1306 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:15,913 Even things that no one else knows about. 1307 00:47:15,915 --> 00:47:18,415 Like your big grown ass having a gangsta mix tape. 1308 00:47:18,417 --> 00:47:19,850 You know, you too old for that, boy. 1309 00:47:19,852 --> 00:47:21,886 So you saying I should pursue my music career? 1310 00:47:21,888 --> 00:47:23,587 Hell no! 1311 00:47:23,589 --> 00:47:25,823 There's too many people out there downloading music illegally anyway. 1312 00:47:25,825 --> 00:47:27,457 And I know who all y'all are. 1313 00:47:27,459 --> 00:47:29,929 I'mma deal with you later. Believe that. 1314 00:47:30,796 --> 00:47:31,895 CHRIS: Pat. 1315 00:47:31,897 --> 00:47:33,566 - Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat... - What? 1316 00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:35,636 - Look. - Darius! 1317 00:47:36,803 --> 00:47:38,672 Darius! What happened? 1318 00:47:39,738 --> 00:47:41,974 I smoked, 1319 00:47:42,508 --> 00:47:43,406 then I blew it out, 1320 00:47:43,408 --> 00:47:45,442 and then he started coming back to life. 1321 00:47:45,444 --> 00:47:46,946 So blow some more smoke! 1322 00:47:48,981 --> 00:47:50,080 But I do like what you're doin' 1323 00:47:50,082 --> 00:47:52,049 on the front lines of this cannabis battle. 1324 00:47:52,051 --> 00:47:54,017 I put weed here for you to enjoy. 1325 00:47:54,019 --> 00:47:56,053 And for those who need it. 1326 00:47:56,055 --> 00:47:57,390 Keep fightin' the good fight. 1327 00:47:58,057 --> 00:47:59,592 Now go back, my son. 1328 00:48:00,526 --> 00:48:01,560 PAT: Darius! 1329 00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:05,632 D, get up! 1330 00:48:06,432 --> 00:48:07,332 I smell weed. 1331 00:48:07,334 --> 00:48:09,299 - That's this weed. - Yeah! 1332 00:48:09,301 --> 00:48:11,134 I brought him back to life! 1333 00:48:11,136 --> 00:48:13,303 You back, man! You back! 1334 00:48:13,305 --> 00:48:15,939 Aw shit! We're back in business. 1335 00:48:15,941 --> 00:48:18,244 Is that all that matters to you? Business? 1336 00:48:19,144 --> 00:48:20,513 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1337 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,714 Okay. 1338 00:48:22,716 --> 00:48:24,984 I'm just glad you're okay, man. You're my friend. 1339 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:29,285 Oh man! D! 1340 00:48:29,287 --> 00:48:30,656 Rabbit's foot did it again. 1341 00:48:31,423 --> 00:48:32,455 You gonna believe. 1342 00:48:32,457 --> 00:48:33,323 I guess it did, man. 1343 00:48:33,325 --> 00:48:34,892 - It did. - I really think it was the weed. 1344 00:48:34,894 --> 00:48:36,727 - So did it work? - The rabbit's foot? 1345 00:48:36,729 --> 00:48:38,194 No. The electricity. 1346 00:48:38,196 --> 00:48:40,932 I forgot to tell you that after you hit that main switch off, 1347 00:48:40,934 --> 00:48:42,799 there's a little bit of zip left in the lines. 1348 00:48:42,801 --> 00:48:44,067 I went ahead and connected those wires 1349 00:48:44,069 --> 00:48:45,604 so that that doesn't happen again. 1350 00:48:46,606 --> 00:48:48,040 Thank you now. 1351 00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:49,573 Yeah, no problem. 1352 00:48:49,575 --> 00:48:50,674 So I guess we back on track. 1353 00:48:50,676 --> 00:48:51,711 Don't do that. 1354 00:48:53,613 --> 00:48:54,678 You sure you good? 1355 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,546 A little. 1356 00:48:55,548 --> 00:48:57,180 Alright that's good, man. Okay. 1357 00:48:57,182 --> 00:49:02,285 Step five: Electricity, lights, and fan installations. Done. 1358 00:49:02,287 --> 00:49:06,524 Step six: Feeding systems, reservoirs, and tubing connected. 1359 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:07,558 Done. 1360 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,294 All we gotta do now is we gotta set up the filters, 1361 00:49:10,296 --> 00:49:12,395 then we gotta pick up the plants and bring 'em in. 1362 00:49:12,397 --> 00:49:13,397 When you guys come here in the morning 1363 00:49:13,399 --> 00:49:15,232 we should be all up and running. 1364 00:49:15,234 --> 00:49:16,767 Alright. Lemme hit that blunt. 1365 00:49:16,769 --> 00:49:17,935 I think I need that right now. 1366 00:49:17,937 --> 00:49:19,870 My friend was just dead and now he's back. 1367 00:49:19,872 --> 00:49:22,173 Y'know, life is good! 1368 00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:23,307 I wouldn't be mad if I saw 1369 00:49:23,309 --> 00:49:25,877 another jumper cable ever again in my life. 1370 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,414 Shit! 1371 00:49:29,015 --> 00:49:30,381 You didn't crank that shit up, did you? 1372 00:49:30,383 --> 00:49:32,883 No, not yet. Is it working? 1373 00:49:32,885 --> 00:49:35,021 If I... wait till I say crank it up. 1374 00:49:38,091 --> 00:49:39,622 - Now? - Hold on! 1375 00:49:39,624 --> 00:49:41,427 Ain't feelin' to get electrocuted again. 1376 00:49:44,696 --> 00:49:45,796 Alright try it now. 1377 00:49:45,798 --> 00:49:47,733 (engine starts) 1378 00:49:48,635 --> 00:49:50,301 Yes! Thank you, baby! 1379 00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:52,002 - Finally! - Can I do it? 1380 00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:53,306 - Yes. - Can I do it? 1381 00:49:54,673 --> 00:49:55,774 Stop it. 1382 00:49:55,776 --> 00:49:57,774 Alright I'm about to head over to the Bel-Air house 1383 00:49:57,776 --> 00:49:59,042 and get started on this work. 1384 00:49:59,044 --> 00:50:00,444 Okay listen, I got all that stuff 1385 00:50:00,446 --> 00:50:01,845 that you checked off on the list 1386 00:50:01,847 --> 00:50:04,147 but my boss wants to know like what's the estimated time 1387 00:50:04,149 --> 00:50:05,616 you think that the house is gonna be ready? 1388 00:50:05,618 --> 00:50:09,252 Well we just finished doing the general cleanup and shit, so... 1389 00:50:09,254 --> 00:50:10,921 I guess once the sink come in 1390 00:50:10,923 --> 00:50:12,388 we can get started with everything else. 1391 00:50:12,390 --> 00:50:13,924 But that's gonna take about ten weeks. 1392 00:50:13,926 --> 00:50:15,993 Ten weeks? Baby that's a long time! 1393 00:50:15,995 --> 00:50:17,428 Shit gotta get shipped in, 1394 00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:18,928 and mailed in, that take about... 1395 00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:20,932 That's six weeks in itself. 1396 00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:23,868 - God. Alright well I'll let him know. - (phone buzzes) 1397 00:50:23,870 --> 00:50:26,404 It should be done in mid-April though. 1398 00:50:26,406 --> 00:50:29,140 I am so happy you fixed the van for me, baby. 1399 00:50:29,142 --> 00:50:30,575 What you gonna do for it though? 1400 00:50:30,577 --> 00:50:32,779 Oh God. You know it's going to help a special person, right? 1401 00:50:33,446 --> 00:50:34,414 I know that. 1402 00:50:35,848 --> 00:50:37,415 - Alright. - You are so amazing. 1403 00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:39,950 Listen, I'm gonna have somebody come later and pick up the van. 1404 00:50:39,952 --> 00:50:41,553 - Alright? - Alright cool. 1405 00:50:41,555 --> 00:50:45,089 I gotta go to the... office real quick for a fast meeting at work. 1406 00:50:45,091 --> 00:50:46,223 Bye baby. Gotta go. 1407 00:50:46,225 --> 00:50:47,758 Well if it isn't ratchet and the tramp. 1408 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,296 Your booty getting bigger. 1409 00:50:51,765 --> 00:50:53,830 You just gonna ignore my phone call, nigga? 1410 00:50:53,832 --> 00:50:55,700 Give me a ride, man. 1411 00:50:55,702 --> 00:50:57,701 PAT: Fuck them, we ain't scared of him. 1412 00:50:57,703 --> 00:50:58,769 Go, nigga! 1413 00:50:58,771 --> 00:51:00,337 Keep runnin! Keep runnin! 1414 00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:01,638 - You good, man. - Hurry up, man. 1415 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,408 - We lost them niggas. - No we didn't. 1416 00:51:03,410 --> 00:51:05,843 We were in a high speed chase with a wheelchair. 1417 00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:07,245 He almost caught us, man. 1418 00:51:07,247 --> 00:51:08,546 He almost caught you. 1419 00:51:08,548 --> 00:51:10,180 So what if he woulda jumped on us, man? 1420 00:51:10,182 --> 00:51:11,415 You weren't gonna help me? 1421 00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:13,183 You want me to jump on a handicapped dude with you? 1422 00:51:13,185 --> 00:51:14,519 Ain't nothing wrong with him, man. 1423 00:51:14,521 --> 00:51:17,423 Anyway, I seen you get your little labor trickin' kiss. 1424 00:51:18,124 --> 00:51:19,326 You know what you can kiss? 1425 00:51:19,725 --> 00:51:20,924 My whole ass. 1426 00:51:20,926 --> 00:51:23,593 Oh shit there, mammy. One of your lyrics from your mix-tape. 1427 00:51:23,595 --> 00:51:24,361 Which one? 1428 00:51:24,363 --> 00:51:25,995 ♪ I told you 'bout kissin' ♪ 1429 00:51:25,997 --> 00:51:28,267 ♪ But you wouldn't listen ♪ 1430 00:51:28,968 --> 00:51:30,234 Yeah, I remember that shit. 1431 00:51:30,236 --> 00:51:32,502 Look man, last night when you was dead, 1432 00:51:32,504 --> 00:51:34,671 that bad chick we seen jogging came by the crib. 1433 00:51:34,673 --> 00:51:37,008 Rang the doorbell. Said she heard an explosion. 1434 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,142 What'd you do? You ain't... 1435 00:51:38,144 --> 00:51:39,276 What you talking 'bout? 1436 00:51:39,278 --> 00:51:40,278 You ain't bust none. 1437 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,578 I didn't, man. What I look like? 1438 00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:43,381 Smashin' some random hot chick 1439 00:51:43,383 --> 00:51:45,917 while my boy layin' on the ground dead. 1440 00:51:45,919 --> 00:51:47,250 - A pimp? - Yeah you right. 1441 00:51:47,252 --> 00:51:50,520 Oh by the way, your boy Chris picked up clones. 1442 00:51:50,522 --> 00:51:52,823 Meetin' us at the crib right now. 1443 00:51:52,825 --> 00:51:57,627 Okay, all the timers are set to eighteen hours. 1444 00:51:57,629 --> 00:52:00,131 Light timers and the food timers set, too. 1445 00:52:00,133 --> 00:52:01,198 PAT: Cool. 1446 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,466 You're not gonna need that pamphlet. 1447 00:52:02,468 --> 00:52:05,035 Nah he does. He's growin' weed for noobs. 1448 00:52:05,037 --> 00:52:07,604 And it's symbolic. A'ight? 1449 00:52:07,606 --> 00:52:10,342 Step seven: The plants are all in. 1450 00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:13,611 Ready, set, grow! 1451 00:52:13,613 --> 00:52:14,681 Here we go! 1452 00:52:15,881 --> 00:52:17,950 ♪ ♪ 1453 00:52:30,863 --> 00:52:32,395 ♪ I heat up ♪ 1454 00:52:32,397 --> 00:52:34,631 ♪ I can't cool down ♪ 1455 00:52:34,633 --> 00:52:38,301 ♪ Got me spinnin' around and round ♪ 1456 00:52:38,303 --> 00:52:40,104 ♪ Round and round ♪ 1457 00:52:40,106 --> 00:52:42,305 ♪ Around it goes ♪ 1458 00:52:42,307 --> 00:52:45,810 ♪ Where it stops, nobody knows ♪ 1459 00:52:45,812 --> 00:52:49,546 ♪ Everytime you call my name ♪ 1460 00:52:49,548 --> 00:52:53,417 ♪ I heat up like a burning flame ♪ 1461 00:52:53,419 --> 00:52:55,118 ♪ Burning flame ♪ 1462 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,886 ♪ Full of desire ♪ 1463 00:52:56,888 --> 00:53:00,790 ♪ Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher ♪ 1464 00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:04,727 - (mouthing) - ♪ Abra Abracadabra ♪ 1465 00:53:04,729 --> 00:53:08,031 ♪ I wanna reach out and grab ya ♪ 1466 00:53:08,033 --> 00:53:10,936 ♪ Abra Abracadabra ♪ 1467 00:53:13,071 --> 00:53:15,640 ♪ Abracadabra ♪ 1468 00:53:15,642 --> 00:53:19,578 ♪ You make me hot, you make me sigh ♪ 1469 00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:25,351 ♪ My penis is bigger than yours ♪ 1470 00:53:26,318 --> 00:53:29,754 ♪ My penis is bigger than yours ♪ 1471 00:53:29,756 --> 00:53:33,591 ♪ Especially Chris, my dick bigger than yours ♪ 1472 00:53:33,593 --> 00:53:36,396 ♪ My penis is big ♪ 1473 00:53:37,930 --> 00:53:40,332 Hey yo! Yo yo! Wake up, man. 1474 00:53:41,434 --> 00:53:42,966 There's something growin' on the plants. 1475 00:53:42,968 --> 00:53:44,868 Those are called buds. 1476 00:53:44,870 --> 00:53:46,703 We're gonna smoke them eventually. 1477 00:53:46,705 --> 00:53:50,542 I know what that is, but this some gray moldy type shit. 1478 00:53:52,544 --> 00:53:53,512 Look. 1479 00:53:56,249 --> 00:53:58,048 That's mold. 1480 00:53:58,050 --> 00:53:59,183 Shit. 1481 00:53:59,185 --> 00:54:00,651 I just told you that was mold, man. What the... 1482 00:54:00,653 --> 00:54:03,522 Alright, I'm gonna go to the truck and get a sulfur burner. 1483 00:54:14,401 --> 00:54:15,702 Good morning. 1484 00:54:23,408 --> 00:54:25,542 So what made all that mold grow? 1485 00:54:25,544 --> 00:54:28,312 That's just what happens when the pH levels get crazy. 1486 00:54:28,314 --> 00:54:29,645 Gotta keep your eye on it. 1487 00:54:29,647 --> 00:54:31,850 That gotta be tough when you sleep all the time, huh? 1488 00:54:32,718 --> 00:54:34,151 What are you talking 'bout? 1489 00:54:34,153 --> 00:54:37,187 Uh, my grandma told me back in the day, like if you pee on it 1490 00:54:37,189 --> 00:54:38,921 that'll make all the mold go. 1491 00:54:38,923 --> 00:54:40,022 Your grandma grew weed? 1492 00:54:40,024 --> 00:54:41,125 - Hey! - Doesn't work. 1493 00:54:41,127 --> 00:54:43,794 Everything that you put on the plants is what you smoke. 1494 00:54:43,796 --> 00:54:44,694 Don't do that. 1495 00:54:44,696 --> 00:54:46,296 Do you pee with your pants down? 1496 00:54:46,298 --> 00:54:48,765 How else do you pee? Don't y'all pee with y'all pants down? 1497 00:54:48,767 --> 00:54:49,933 That's why you have a zipper. 1498 00:54:49,935 --> 00:54:52,071 That's not a thing that normal people do. 1499 00:54:52,972 --> 00:54:54,171 What's that smell? 1500 00:54:54,173 --> 00:54:56,272 Well the sulfur has a funny smell to it. 1501 00:54:56,274 --> 00:54:58,142 Pussy has a funny smell. 1502 00:54:58,144 --> 00:54:59,243 That shit stink. 1503 00:54:59,245 --> 00:55:00,511 You'll get used to it. 1504 00:55:00,513 --> 00:55:01,678 Pull your pants up. 1505 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,979 (knocking) 1506 00:55:02,981 --> 00:55:04,247 - PAT: Who the hell is that? - I don't know. I'mma go check. 1507 00:55:04,249 --> 00:55:05,750 Nuh-uh. 1508 00:55:05,752 --> 00:55:08,352 You stay here. I got it. Don't pee on it! 1509 00:55:08,354 --> 00:55:10,754 You'll get used to the smell. Let's go check on the other plants. 1510 00:55:10,756 --> 00:55:12,492 - Can I pee in there? - No. 1511 00:55:14,026 --> 00:55:16,593 Hey neighbor! How you doin'? 1512 00:55:16,595 --> 00:55:17,495 Hi. 1513 00:55:17,497 --> 00:55:19,796 Look, I just wanted to come back here 1514 00:55:19,798 --> 00:55:21,799 and tell you how rude you were to me. 1515 00:55:21,801 --> 00:55:23,466 - Come on. - You slammed the door in my face, 1516 00:55:23,468 --> 00:55:24,769 you didn't invite me in, 1517 00:55:24,771 --> 00:55:26,837 and honestly, I was just being a concerned neighbor. 1518 00:55:26,839 --> 00:55:29,339 Okay, I'm sorry. 1519 00:55:29,341 --> 00:55:30,674 Ja... 1520 00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:32,642 - Madison. - Madison! 1521 00:55:32,644 --> 00:55:34,044 - I'm sorry, Madison. - You forgot. 1522 00:55:34,046 --> 00:55:35,111 Nah, I didn't forget! 1523 00:55:35,113 --> 00:55:36,245 It's okay. 1524 00:55:36,247 --> 00:55:37,381 Madison, it was a crazy night. 1525 00:55:37,383 --> 00:55:39,116 - I saw that you had a crazy... - Crazy night. 1526 00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:40,383 ...situation going on back there. 1527 00:55:40,385 --> 00:55:43,086 Yeah it was wild back there. But it's done now. 1528 00:55:43,088 --> 00:55:45,254 - See? - Are they okay? 1529 00:55:45,256 --> 00:55:46,423 Everybody's great, yeah. 1530 00:55:46,425 --> 00:55:47,593 - Okay. - Everybody's good. 1531 00:55:48,026 --> 00:55:49,660 I'm Pat. 1532 00:55:49,662 --> 00:55:51,729 Yeah, you said that. Remember? The other night? 1533 00:55:51,731 --> 00:55:53,296 - That's what you did to me. - Oh. 1534 00:55:53,298 --> 00:55:54,798 I do that... we do that. 1535 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,968 Why are you such a nervous person? 1536 00:55:57,970 --> 00:56:00,004 You're either really nervous naturally, 1537 00:56:00,006 --> 00:56:02,673 or you're hiding something terrible in this house. 1538 00:56:02,675 --> 00:56:04,374 Just because you think we crazy, 1539 00:56:04,376 --> 00:56:05,508 I'm gonna invite you in. 1540 00:56:05,510 --> 00:56:06,843 Are you sure? 1541 00:56:06,845 --> 00:56:08,044 I'm sure. 1542 00:56:08,046 --> 00:56:09,412 Are you good? 1543 00:56:09,414 --> 00:56:10,948 Yeah. As normal as I can be. 1544 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:11,848 - Okay. - Alright. 1545 00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:13,950 This is... this is really nice. I like this. 1546 00:56:13,952 --> 00:56:15,919 It is. It's nice. 1547 00:56:15,921 --> 00:56:17,456 In here. Wonderful. 1548 00:56:21,593 --> 00:56:23,796 This is beautiful though. I love it. 1549 00:56:24,564 --> 00:56:25,732 Yes it is beautiful. 1550 00:56:26,798 --> 00:56:27,832 Sorry. 1551 00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:29,536 I'm talkin' about the house. 1552 00:56:30,002 --> 00:56:31,871 Pat! Oh! 1553 00:56:33,506 --> 00:56:36,138 My bad. I didn't know we had company. 1554 00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:37,209 Oh. 1555 00:56:39,044 --> 00:56:40,109 - Hey. - Hello. 1556 00:56:40,111 --> 00:56:41,111 - Hi. - How you doin'? 1557 00:56:41,113 --> 00:56:43,946 I think I met you or saw you rather the other day. 1558 00:56:43,948 --> 00:56:45,214 Oh, for real? Where? 1559 00:56:45,216 --> 00:56:47,484 Well it looked like you were getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 1560 00:56:47,486 --> 00:56:50,620 It was. I was getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 1561 00:56:50,622 --> 00:56:52,656 He has this medical condition 1562 00:56:52,658 --> 00:56:55,058 that he can only be revived by a man with a beard. 1563 00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:57,394 Hey, Chris needs you upstairs to help him out with something. 1564 00:56:57,396 --> 00:56:58,761 - Can you handle that? - For real? 1565 00:56:58,763 --> 00:57:00,696 Can you handle that? The white man needs the black man. 1566 00:57:00,698 --> 00:57:02,098 - Go on up there. - I'll be right back. Alright? 1567 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:03,068 Take your time. 1568 00:57:04,771 --> 00:57:05,872 (mouthing) 1569 00:57:07,406 --> 00:57:08,939 What's up, I'm Darius. 1570 00:57:08,941 --> 00:57:10,307 I'm Madison. 1571 00:57:10,309 --> 00:57:11,707 You can call me Dah-rius. 1572 00:57:11,709 --> 00:57:12,977 (doorbell ringing, knocking) 1573 00:57:12,979 --> 00:57:15,613 What the hell is goin' on? Can you wait one second? 1574 00:57:15,615 --> 00:57:16,980 - Okay. - Just one second. I'll be... 1575 00:57:16,982 --> 00:57:18,852 (doorbell ringing frantically, knocking quickly) 1576 00:57:21,086 --> 00:57:22,319 Hey, boo. What you need? 1577 00:57:22,321 --> 00:57:25,256 What do I need? Boy get out the way. This ain't your house. 1578 00:57:25,258 --> 00:57:26,323 What you doing? 1579 00:57:26,325 --> 00:57:27,725 Oh. 1580 00:57:27,727 --> 00:57:29,459 Who the hell is this bitch? 1581 00:57:29,461 --> 00:57:31,694 Huh? Got on her little workout gear and shit? 1582 00:57:31,696 --> 00:57:33,596 What the hell's going on? Y'all workin' out? 1583 00:57:33,598 --> 00:57:34,865 Um, excuse me. 1584 00:57:34,867 --> 00:57:37,234 Do I look like I workout? Look at me! 1585 00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:41,004 I knew it! Alright, every man is a shady-ass cheater! 1586 00:57:41,006 --> 00:57:41,971 Alright? 1587 00:57:41,973 --> 00:57:43,941 That is such a blanket statement to make. 1588 00:57:43,943 --> 00:57:45,676 You can't just say every man is a... 1589 00:57:45,678 --> 00:57:48,111 Bitch, I don't need your two cents, okay? 1590 00:57:48,113 --> 00:57:49,513 I know how niggas are. 1591 00:57:49,515 --> 00:57:50,680 - Especially this one. - Oh. 1592 00:57:50,682 --> 00:57:52,283 What the fuck, bitch? I'm Grown Gangsta! 1593 00:57:52,285 --> 00:57:53,950 Oh, you a gangsta, huh? You gangsta? 1594 00:57:53,952 --> 00:57:55,819 You can't be rollin' up in here acting all... 1595 00:57:55,821 --> 00:57:57,988 I will do whatever the hell I wanna do up in this house. 1596 00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,355 - Okay? - Look, you need to calm down. 1597 00:57:59,357 --> 00:58:01,424 Okay, you know what? It was really nice to meet you. 1598 00:58:01,426 --> 00:58:04,361 Yeah you better be going before I have to put hands on you. 1599 00:58:04,363 --> 00:58:05,629 Stop, don't do that. Calm down. 1600 00:58:05,631 --> 00:58:06,629 You better watch out. 1601 00:58:06,631 --> 00:58:07,698 Tell Pat I said goodbye. 1602 00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,466 - Bye, bitch! - Leave before you die. 1603 00:58:09,468 --> 00:58:10,466 - Bye! - Calm your ass down. 1604 00:58:10,468 --> 00:58:11,535 Why you acting like... 1605 00:58:11,537 --> 00:58:13,004 Ah, no you didn't! 1606 00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:13,904 - Alright. - What? 1607 00:58:13,906 --> 00:58:15,138 What is you tripping about? 1608 00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:17,140 ...cause I know there some other bitches up in here! 1609 00:58:17,142 --> 00:58:18,075 Ain't nobody up in here. 1610 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:18,975 You better watch out! 1611 00:58:18,977 --> 00:58:20,243 - Calm down! Calm down! - Where you at? 1612 00:58:20,245 --> 00:58:21,178 Come here! Come here! 1613 00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:22,879 Don't play with me. You better let go of me! 1614 00:58:22,881 --> 00:58:26,316 - Stop. Stop! - I know you got a bitch in here. 1615 00:58:26,318 --> 00:58:28,218 Stop! Stop! Stop! 1616 00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:29,252 I got a side boo too. 1617 00:58:29,254 --> 00:58:30,957 What? I'm doin' the job... 1618 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,761 Oh my God. 1619 00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:37,026 For real? 1620 00:58:37,028 --> 00:58:38,997 Well this my side bitch. You happy? 1621 00:58:40,133 --> 00:58:42,165 I can't believe them people got evicted 1622 00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:43,866 and left all their weed here. 1623 00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:47,069 Got me taking care of this weed they left here. 1624 00:58:47,071 --> 00:58:48,372 Ain't that stupid? 1625 00:58:48,374 --> 00:58:50,207 Oh, so you must think I'm stupid. 1626 00:58:50,209 --> 00:58:52,542 It's cool. 'Cause you gonna meet my side boo. 1627 00:58:52,544 --> 00:58:53,843 Make sure she doesn't call the police! 1628 00:58:53,845 --> 00:58:55,879 - I got you. - You got a side boo? 1629 00:58:55,881 --> 00:58:57,281 Hold up! I was gonna tell you! 1630 00:58:57,283 --> 00:59:01,352 When? Huh? After you smoked it all? After you sold it? 1631 00:59:01,354 --> 00:59:02,919 Huh? After a fucking police raid? 1632 00:59:02,921 --> 00:59:04,453 You wasn't gonna tell me shit. 1633 00:59:04,455 --> 00:59:05,788 - Calm down! - You was gonna tell me 1634 00:59:05,790 --> 00:59:07,024 'bout that bitch too, huh? 1635 00:59:07,026 --> 00:59:08,526 - Huh? What bitch? - Oh, "huh"! "Huh"! 1636 00:59:08,528 --> 00:59:09,729 That's what I thought. 1637 00:59:10,196 --> 00:59:11,627 Fuck you Darius! 1638 00:59:11,629 --> 00:59:12,761 Alright? Fuck you! 1639 00:59:12,763 --> 00:59:14,096 I'mma show you what it's like when you 1640 00:59:14,098 --> 00:59:16,031 bring some bitch up into my people's house. 1641 00:59:16,033 --> 00:59:17,734 Then you wanna start some grow house? 1642 00:59:17,736 --> 00:59:19,502 And you wasn't gonna cut me in? 1643 00:59:19,504 --> 00:59:21,270 It's not like that if you listen... 1644 00:59:21,272 --> 00:59:22,973 You know what? It's over. 1645 00:59:22,975 --> 00:59:24,707 Okay. I'mma show you what it's like 1646 00:59:24,709 --> 00:59:25,776 when you play games with me. 1647 00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:27,176 And let me tell you something, 1648 00:59:27,178 --> 00:59:29,348 you really was only my side boo anyways. 1649 00:59:30,115 --> 00:59:31,915 Huh? What did you say? 1650 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:34,618 I think she said that you were her side boo. 1651 00:59:34,620 --> 00:59:36,153 Man, shut the fuck up. 1652 00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:37,287 - Hey man. - You asked. 1653 00:59:37,289 --> 00:59:38,624 Look, fuck that. 1654 00:59:39,223 --> 00:59:41,024 What now? 1655 00:59:41,026 --> 00:59:42,859 - She'll be back. - Does she own a gun? 1656 00:59:42,861 --> 00:59:44,330 Nah, nah. I took all of the bullets. 1657 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:46,198 But she owns a gun? 1658 00:59:47,265 --> 00:59:48,866 Hey! Hey baby! 1659 00:59:48,868 --> 00:59:50,870 Make sure she really left. 1660 00:59:54,372 --> 00:59:56,506 Man, I don't know what's going on with the filter. 1661 00:59:56,508 --> 00:59:57,741 Something's wrong, man. 1662 00:59:57,743 --> 00:59:59,142 It should be sucking out the heat along with the weed 1663 00:59:59,144 --> 01:00:00,109 and the sulfur smell. 1664 01:00:00,111 --> 01:00:03,147 Man, for real. It is hot as shit in here, man! 1665 01:00:03,149 --> 01:00:04,682 This how I know I could never be a slave. 1666 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:05,950 Man, I have to be a house nigga. 1667 01:00:05,952 --> 01:00:07,316 Fuck that outside shit good. 1668 01:00:07,318 --> 01:00:10,020 And why would the tenants take the air condition unit anyway? 1669 01:00:10,022 --> 01:00:11,888 How else you gonna have a grow room? 1670 01:00:11,890 --> 01:00:13,790 That's so disrespectful, man. 1671 01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:15,591 I'm a Buddhist, man. I'm a Buddhist. 1672 01:00:15,593 --> 01:00:17,361 I need to be on top of a mountain, 1673 01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:18,928 the cool breeze, 1674 01:00:18,930 --> 01:00:20,830 leaves blowing in the wind... 1675 01:00:20,832 --> 01:00:21,997 I think I'm blacking out. 1676 01:00:21,999 --> 01:00:23,399 I'm gonna go open the front door. 1677 01:00:23,401 --> 01:00:24,935 Let a little heat out. 1678 01:00:24,937 --> 01:00:26,272 Yeah that's a good idea. 1679 01:00:31,042 --> 01:00:32,875 Tell the guys that I'll be back. 1680 01:00:32,877 --> 01:00:34,712 Yeah, uh-huh. You better get goin! 1681 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:35,948 That's what I thought. 1682 01:00:37,883 --> 01:00:39,084 There you go, baby. 1683 01:00:44,488 --> 01:00:46,858 Mm-hnmm! I'm back. Now what? 1684 01:00:47,593 --> 01:00:49,093 Oh don't look shocked, okay? 1685 01:00:49,095 --> 01:00:51,962 'Cause I told your lame ass I was coming back. 1686 01:00:51,964 --> 01:00:54,497 Listen, why the hell is it so hot up in here? 1687 01:00:54,499 --> 01:00:55,732 What you doin' here with him? 1688 01:00:55,734 --> 01:00:59,102 Oh no. The question is what was I doing with you. 1689 01:00:59,104 --> 01:00:59,903 PAT: Hey! Hey! 1690 01:00:59,905 --> 01:01:00,904 What's going on, baby? 1691 01:01:00,906 --> 01:01:02,673 Oh you 'bout to find out. Alright? 1692 01:01:02,675 --> 01:01:06,075 And I told your ass to stop calling me baby. 1693 01:01:06,077 --> 01:01:09,412 So you think you just gonna drive off without me? 1694 01:01:09,414 --> 01:01:10,916 And that's the end of the story? 1695 01:01:12,084 --> 01:01:13,718 - Keep the gun on him. - Oh no, I got him. 1696 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,986 Stop waving that goddamn gun like that. Put it down! 1697 01:01:15,988 --> 01:01:18,758 Shut the fuck up. She put the gun wherever I say she put the gun. 1698 01:01:19,725 --> 01:01:21,491 Look... 1699 01:01:21,493 --> 01:01:23,127 what's up, Reg? What you need? 1700 01:01:23,129 --> 01:01:24,361 What do I need? 1701 01:01:24,363 --> 01:01:25,962 He's my man, fool. 1702 01:01:25,964 --> 01:01:27,964 He got more authority in here than you do. 1703 01:01:27,966 --> 01:01:29,866 - Reg your man now? - Yeah. 1704 01:01:29,868 --> 01:01:31,868 Look, man. I don't know what she told you about me. 1705 01:01:31,870 --> 01:01:33,602 Oh, now he don't know what I done told... 1706 01:01:33,604 --> 01:01:34,805 This is what she told me. 1707 01:01:34,807 --> 01:01:37,241 There's two bitch-ass niggas... 1708 01:01:37,243 --> 01:01:38,676 - Yup, yup! - ...with little-ass hands 1709 01:01:38,678 --> 01:01:41,812 that was trying to cut her out of her portion of the weed money. 1710 01:01:41,814 --> 01:01:43,245 - The money? The weed money? - Yup. 1711 01:01:43,247 --> 01:01:46,250 And I said, "Wait a minute, that sounds familiar". 1712 01:01:46,252 --> 01:01:48,151 'Cause you know that shit immoral. 1713 01:01:48,153 --> 01:01:51,455 You always trying to fuck somebody out of what's rightfully theirs. 1714 01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:52,555 What the fuck? 1715 01:01:52,557 --> 01:01:53,857 - You tryin' to fuck her out her weed money? - Yup. 1716 01:01:53,859 --> 01:01:55,928 You tried to fuck me out of walking. 1717 01:01:56,662 --> 01:01:57,961 I go to get us some weed 1718 01:01:57,963 --> 01:02:01,096 and while I'm gone somebody shoots you? 1719 01:02:01,098 --> 01:02:03,033 It ain't my fault you in the goddamn wheelchair. 1720 01:02:03,035 --> 01:02:04,267 You say wheelchair again, 1721 01:02:04,269 --> 01:02:07,404 I'll roll this motherfucker into your ass cavity. 1722 01:02:07,406 --> 01:02:09,540 Man, you just saying that 'cause you know I ain't gonna do nothing to you 1723 01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,844 'cause you sittin' in that goddamn wheelchair. Man, fuck it. 1724 01:02:12,743 --> 01:02:14,243 Oh no, baby! 1725 01:02:14,245 --> 01:02:15,611 Oh, get him! 1726 01:02:15,613 --> 01:02:17,482 - (grunting) - (indistinct shouting) 1727 01:02:20,752 --> 01:02:22,519 REG: Now we're here. Oh yeah! 1728 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:24,587 - Get this shit off me! - TERRI: Get up baby! Don't let his little ass... 1729 01:02:24,589 --> 01:02:25,756 Hey stay your ass over there! 1730 01:02:25,758 --> 01:02:26,723 I'mma get you! 1731 01:02:26,725 --> 01:02:28,091 Hold his... Stop that! 1732 01:02:28,093 --> 01:02:29,158 What's wrong with you? 1733 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,560 I could shoot him right now, baby. 1734 01:02:30,562 --> 01:02:31,729 REG: One more wiggle! 1735 01:02:31,731 --> 01:02:32,830 TERRI: Oh! 1736 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:35,098 (panting) 1737 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,466 Alright. Alright. That's enough. 1738 01:02:36,468 --> 01:02:37,834 Whoo! 1739 01:02:37,836 --> 01:02:39,569 Let's make a deal. 1740 01:02:39,571 --> 01:02:41,307 Now let's talk business, nigga. 1741 01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:52,915 Yo! 1742 01:02:52,917 --> 01:02:55,185 (indistinct shouting) 1743 01:02:55,187 --> 01:02:56,653 (laughing) 1744 01:02:56,655 --> 01:02:57,620 What happened? Shit! 1745 01:02:57,622 --> 01:02:58,622 Shit! 1746 01:02:58,624 --> 01:02:59,622 What happened? 1747 01:02:59,624 --> 01:03:00,656 Oh man. 1748 01:03:00,658 --> 01:03:02,892 You was giving it to Reg's ass, man! 1749 01:03:02,894 --> 01:03:04,060 A left, a right. 1750 01:03:04,062 --> 01:03:06,529 You was Darius Mayweather in this mothafucka. 1751 01:03:06,531 --> 01:03:07,629 Did I win? 1752 01:03:07,631 --> 01:03:08,899 Nah, man. 1753 01:03:08,901 --> 01:03:11,801 He got you on the floor. That was it. 1754 01:03:11,803 --> 01:03:13,035 Where they go? 1755 01:03:13,037 --> 01:03:14,738 They in the other room. 1756 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:16,242 I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you! 1757 01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:18,341 They left, man. 1758 01:03:18,343 --> 01:03:19,676 They better have left. 1759 01:03:19,678 --> 01:03:21,078 Yeah they got outta here. 1760 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,812 Good news and bad news. 1761 01:03:22,814 --> 01:03:26,348 Bad news, I had to cut that nigga in on a deal. 1762 01:03:26,350 --> 01:03:30,587 Good news is, you and Reg, that shit squashed. 1763 01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:32,154 Hold up, so you let him roll on us? 1764 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:33,857 You let him roll over on you. 1765 01:03:33,859 --> 01:03:35,459 He rolled you left, he rolled you right. 1766 01:03:35,461 --> 01:03:38,060 That man is strong from the waist up, man. You don't know. 1767 01:03:38,062 --> 01:03:39,928 He was strong from the hips up. 1768 01:03:39,930 --> 01:03:41,899 He fucking your girl, man. 1769 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,533 Whatever, man. She'll fuck anything. 1770 01:03:43,535 --> 01:03:45,602 I don't even fuck with her ragged ass. No way. 1771 01:03:45,604 --> 01:03:49,439 Anyway, I promised to get him three pounds as a wedding gift. 1772 01:03:49,441 --> 01:03:51,841 Wedding gift? What the fuck? They getting married? 1773 01:03:51,843 --> 01:03:52,810 Got your ass. You care! 1774 01:03:52,812 --> 01:03:53,810 No, I don't care. 1775 01:03:53,812 --> 01:03:55,178 Look at your caring ass, all concerned. 1776 01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:57,881 I wish them the best, I mean, if that's what he want. 1777 01:03:57,883 --> 01:03:59,049 Hey, you never know. 1778 01:03:59,051 --> 01:04:00,484 You care. Well showing how much we're growing 1779 01:04:00,486 --> 01:04:01,884 so I said three pounds. 1780 01:04:01,886 --> 01:04:04,254 Ain't like Reg can go upstairs and check. 1781 01:04:04,256 --> 01:04:06,223 We ain't getting no ramp up in this mothafucka 1782 01:04:06,225 --> 01:04:08,928 so you go take more of our weed, mothafucka. 1783 01:04:09,461 --> 01:04:10,826 You a vulture, bro. 1784 01:04:10,828 --> 01:04:13,229 I don't care, I mean I wish them the best. 1785 01:04:13,231 --> 01:04:15,365 (sniffing) 1786 01:04:15,367 --> 01:04:16,366 You smell something? 1787 01:04:16,368 --> 01:04:18,301 - (smoke alarm blaring) - Fire! Fire! 1788 01:04:18,303 --> 01:04:19,505 Fire! Fire! 1789 01:04:20,071 --> 01:04:22,404 Oh shit! Oh shit! 1790 01:04:22,406 --> 01:04:24,774 Get something! Get something! All my weed! 1791 01:04:24,776 --> 01:04:26,542 (Darius screaming) 1792 01:04:26,544 --> 01:04:27,646 Hurry up! 1793 01:04:29,414 --> 01:04:30,615 Oh fuck, man! 1794 01:04:31,482 --> 01:04:32,716 Shit! Damn! 1795 01:04:32,718 --> 01:04:34,317 (sirens wailing) 1796 01:04:34,319 --> 01:04:37,490 Oh shit. Oh shit. You hear that? 1797 01:04:39,124 --> 01:04:40,557 - That's the fire department. - Damn, man! 1798 01:04:40,559 --> 01:04:42,258 They gonna wanna come in and check around! 1799 01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:43,859 DARIUS: Just tell them we got everything under control, man! 1800 01:04:43,861 --> 01:04:45,863 PAT: I can't do that shit. They gotta come in. They gotta check it. 1801 01:04:45,865 --> 01:04:47,863 - It's they policy! - Well that can't happen. 1802 01:04:47,865 --> 01:04:49,098 Oh man, they gonna come in, 1803 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:50,200 they gonna see what we've been doing. 1804 01:04:50,202 --> 01:04:51,734 They gonna call the fucking police, man. 1805 01:04:51,736 --> 01:04:53,102 Then you going to jail! 1806 01:04:53,104 --> 01:04:55,040 I ain't going to jail, I'm snitching on you. 1807 01:04:57,243 --> 01:04:58,311 Damn! 1808 01:05:02,682 --> 01:05:04,046 Is there a fire? 1809 01:05:04,048 --> 01:05:06,515 Please tell me my BBC wolf is okay! 1810 01:05:06,517 --> 01:05:08,486 Everything is good. Everything is good. 1811 01:05:09,488 --> 01:05:10,287 Bring the hose. 1812 01:05:10,289 --> 01:05:11,723 Hose? No, no! No need for a hose! 1813 01:05:17,263 --> 01:05:18,164 Right there. 1814 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,234 Okay. 1815 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:24,703 So how'd the trashcan catch fire? 1816 01:05:26,271 --> 01:05:27,069 (sniffing) 1817 01:05:27,071 --> 01:05:28,337 Is that the smell of a leafy substance 1818 01:05:28,339 --> 01:05:30,540 resembling that of marijuana? 1819 01:05:30,542 --> 01:05:33,877 You have a great nose. And also amazing eyes. 1820 01:05:33,879 --> 01:05:35,444 Well what happened was... 1821 01:05:35,446 --> 01:05:38,515 we're legal. This is a marijuana card. 1822 01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:40,515 Why I got this is because of uh... 1823 01:05:40,517 --> 01:05:42,319 - A lack of appetite! - Lack of appetite. 1824 01:05:42,321 --> 01:05:43,886 And what happened was I was smoking 1825 01:05:43,888 --> 01:05:45,654 and when I put my weed out 1826 01:05:45,656 --> 01:05:48,758 I forgot to put it all the way out. It started a fire. 1827 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,759 FIREMAN: Well you can never be too sure those things are fully out. 1828 01:05:50,761 --> 01:05:54,497 Next time break it down into smaller pieces before you roll it. 1829 01:05:54,499 --> 01:05:55,665 - Will do. - Mhmm. 1830 01:05:55,667 --> 01:05:56,669 (mouthing) 1831 01:05:57,903 --> 01:05:58,935 We're all good here. 1832 01:05:58,937 --> 01:06:00,571 He smoke... 1833 01:06:00,573 --> 01:06:01,774 He is dreamy. 1834 01:06:04,443 --> 01:06:05,875 You're amazing! 1835 01:06:05,877 --> 01:06:08,578 How did you think... You thought of this? 1836 01:06:08,580 --> 01:06:09,779 How did you do that, man? 1837 01:06:09,781 --> 01:06:11,281 Double lucky blessings. 1838 01:06:11,283 --> 01:06:13,515 Don't you start with that again, man. 1839 01:06:13,517 --> 01:06:16,019 I don't care how you came up with it. It's brilliant. 1840 01:06:16,021 --> 01:06:17,687 Alright? 1841 01:06:17,689 --> 01:06:18,620 - Now look. - What's up? 1842 01:06:18,622 --> 01:06:20,323 Matt said he gonna send somebody here tomorrow 1843 01:06:20,325 --> 01:06:22,258 to check out them damn filters. 1844 01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:24,361 I just hope the weed last overnight. 1845 01:06:24,363 --> 01:06:25,796 Ah! 1846 01:06:25,798 --> 01:06:31,401 Did you just say, "I hope the weed lasts overnight"? 1847 01:06:31,403 --> 01:06:33,035 DARIUS: Nah, your hearing aid's messing up. 1848 01:06:33,037 --> 01:06:34,870 I said I hope we last overnight. 1849 01:06:34,872 --> 01:06:36,740 - We last overnight. - Us. 1850 01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:41,377 Did you also say... that someone was coming to fix the filters? 1851 01:06:41,379 --> 01:06:43,011 - Heat filters. - Heat filters. 1852 01:06:43,013 --> 01:06:45,515 Oh no. Oh no. 1853 01:06:45,517 --> 01:06:50,653 And all those lights that you hauled off of the hydro truck. 1854 01:06:50,655 --> 01:06:52,955 Maybe I think I should just call Henry's people. 1855 01:06:52,957 --> 01:06:54,357 And maybe I'm gonna call the cops 1856 01:06:54,359 --> 01:06:56,627 and I'm just gonna tell them that they should walk around... 1857 01:06:56,629 --> 01:06:58,060 Oh come on, man! 1858 01:06:58,062 --> 01:07:00,531 I am disappointed! 1859 01:07:00,533 --> 01:07:03,536 - What? - You would lie to me, BBC? 1860 01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:06,102 Who's BBC? 1861 01:07:06,104 --> 01:07:07,904 - That's me. - BBC? 1862 01:07:07,906 --> 01:07:09,138 A big black... 1863 01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:10,276 - ...chocolate. - Chocolate. 1864 01:07:11,176 --> 01:07:12,776 - Wolf. - Wolf. 1865 01:07:12,778 --> 01:07:13,877 Mmm! 1866 01:07:13,879 --> 01:07:16,912 You know, I did not get to be this old by being dumb. 1867 01:07:16,914 --> 01:07:20,116 I think it is time we... 1868 01:07:20,118 --> 01:07:21,216 cut the crap! 1869 01:07:21,218 --> 01:07:23,620 And we just get down to business! 1870 01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:25,154 - Business? - Bid-ness! 1871 01:07:25,156 --> 01:07:26,557 See, I tried to tell you. 1872 01:07:26,559 --> 01:07:28,924 See I can act as if... 1873 01:07:28,926 --> 01:07:31,060 I don't know anything's going on. 1874 01:07:31,062 --> 01:07:32,731 I think you know where this is going. 1875 01:07:33,265 --> 01:07:35,299 Oh, okay. I get it. 1876 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:38,270 What is it going to take for you not to know anything? 1877 01:07:40,537 --> 01:07:41,706 You. 1878 01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:44,073 - What? - You. 1879 01:07:44,075 --> 01:07:47,444 Wait, wait, listen. Listen to me. Listen to me. Look up. 1880 01:07:47,446 --> 01:07:49,479 We have a lot of money. We have a lot of weed. 1881 01:07:49,481 --> 01:07:51,247 I don't need your money. I got a lot of money. 1882 01:07:51,249 --> 01:07:53,649 And I don't smoke weed. I drink. 1883 01:07:53,651 --> 01:07:54,718 I need a hit of that. 1884 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:55,752 Deal! 1885 01:07:55,754 --> 01:07:56,785 Deal? 1886 01:07:56,787 --> 01:07:57,787 We'll take it. 1887 01:07:57,789 --> 01:07:59,388 - My house. - Your house? 1888 01:07:59,390 --> 01:08:00,823 We'll be at my house. 1889 01:08:00,825 --> 01:08:02,058 Yeah, BBC. Go and handle that. 1890 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:04,627 What the fuck? So I save your ass and you give my ass away? 1891 01:08:04,629 --> 01:08:06,395 - What type of shit... - Handle that. 1892 01:08:06,397 --> 01:08:08,267 (woman squealing happily) 1893 01:08:14,071 --> 01:08:16,740 MAN: So I just set the ventilation system back on. 1894 01:08:16,742 --> 01:08:18,008 You guys feel better now? 1895 01:08:18,010 --> 01:08:19,341 Oh yeah. I feel much better. 1896 01:08:19,343 --> 01:08:23,045 As a matter of fact, I'm a little cold but I like it. 1897 01:08:23,047 --> 01:08:24,249 How you feel, D? 1898 01:08:24,748 --> 01:08:26,082 Like a rape victim. 1899 01:08:26,084 --> 01:08:28,617 Like somebody took something from a nigga. 1900 01:08:28,619 --> 01:08:30,719 You feel like a pimp now? Do I owe you some money? 1901 01:08:30,721 --> 01:08:32,688 If I had to I would take one for the team too. 1902 01:08:32,690 --> 01:08:35,058 Nigga, I took one for the whole league! 1903 01:08:35,060 --> 01:08:37,492 Oh man. I'm so glad you guys made it. 1904 01:08:37,494 --> 01:08:38,795 I thought you were goners. 1905 01:08:38,797 --> 01:08:40,962 I got out just in time to see your old lady pull up. 1906 01:08:40,964 --> 01:08:43,366 Bro, you don't wanna know what happened. Trust me. 1907 01:08:43,368 --> 01:08:44,734 He ain't gonna tell you. 1908 01:08:44,736 --> 01:08:46,437 You guys, if I could give you a sitrep? 1909 01:08:46,937 --> 01:08:48,071 Give us what? 1910 01:08:48,073 --> 01:08:49,639 A sitrep. A situation report. 1911 01:08:49,641 --> 01:08:51,139 You know. A status of operation. 1912 01:08:51,141 --> 01:08:54,876 Aw shit. Don't you come with this conspiracy shit like this nigga. 1913 01:08:54,878 --> 01:08:56,246 What do you mean? 1914 01:08:56,248 --> 01:08:58,514 The bad news is that you guys did lose the one room to the fire. 1915 01:08:58,516 --> 01:09:00,617 But the good news is that I checked up on all the other 1916 01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:02,585 six rooms and they're all according to plan. 1917 01:09:02,587 --> 01:09:05,520 Yeah well now we just need to clip some of these big water leaves 1918 01:09:05,522 --> 01:09:06,790 'cause they're blocking direct light. 1919 01:09:06,792 --> 01:09:08,959 Well let's go ahead and get started on this room. 1920 01:09:08,961 --> 01:09:11,027 Get all those old plants out there 1921 01:09:11,029 --> 01:09:12,895 and paint the room up again. 1922 01:09:12,897 --> 01:09:14,363 Let's do it. 1923 01:09:14,365 --> 01:09:17,203 (sad music plays) 1924 01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:39,892 (hard metal music plays) 1925 01:09:42,828 --> 01:09:44,560 Seriously? 1926 01:09:44,562 --> 01:09:47,399 ♪ I'll do anything you want me to ♪ 1927 01:09:49,199 --> 01:09:50,933 ♪ Do ♪ 1928 01:09:50,935 --> 01:09:55,371 ♪ I'm getting off because I'm being used ♪ 1929 01:09:55,373 --> 01:09:57,674 ♪ By you ♪ 1930 01:09:57,676 --> 01:10:00,946 ♪ We could do anything you wanted to ♪ 1931 01:10:02,279 --> 01:10:04,581 ♪ Do ♪ 1932 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:08,818 ♪ We could do anything you wanted to ♪ 1933 01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:10,589 (insects buzzing) 1934 01:10:12,089 --> 01:10:14,424 ♪ Get up, get ready ♪ 1935 01:10:14,426 --> 01:10:18,094 ♪ Ooh, get up, get ready ♪ 1936 01:10:18,096 --> 01:10:20,897 ♪ Ooh, get up, get ready ♪ 1937 01:10:20,899 --> 01:10:22,665 ♪ Be ready ♪ 1938 01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:27,269 ♪ Be ready for a heart attack ♪ 1939 01:10:27,271 --> 01:10:30,275 - (water dripping) - ♪ Heart attack ♪ 1940 01:10:32,177 --> 01:10:34,510 Guys. Guys, wake up! 1941 01:10:34,512 --> 01:10:36,345 - What's up, Chris? - Guys, wake up! 1942 01:10:36,347 --> 01:10:37,380 What up, man? 1943 01:10:37,382 --> 01:10:38,381 CHRIS: We got a leak. 1944 01:10:38,383 --> 01:10:39,381 We got a what? 1945 01:10:39,383 --> 01:10:40,550 Wake up! Come on, wake up! 1946 01:10:40,552 --> 01:10:41,620 Oh shit! 1947 01:10:43,288 --> 01:10:44,787 I gotta take a leak. 1948 01:10:44,789 --> 01:10:46,859 (alarm beeping) 1949 01:10:48,293 --> 01:10:49,828 Shit. 1950 01:10:51,229 --> 01:10:52,562 That's not gonna get the job done. 1951 01:10:52,564 --> 01:10:54,066 Every little bit counts! 1952 01:10:57,435 --> 01:10:59,169 What the hell is you doing? 1953 01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:00,903 You said every little bit counts. 1954 01:11:00,905 --> 01:11:01,774 Oh damn! 1955 01:11:02,873 --> 01:11:05,711 Sorry, I left the damn water timer on manual. 1956 01:11:08,279 --> 01:11:09,414 What's that smell? 1957 01:11:10,815 --> 01:11:11,949 Smells like chemicals. 1958 01:11:16,788 --> 01:11:17,920 Smells like chemicals. 1959 01:11:17,922 --> 01:11:20,090 Just smells like weed and spray to me. 1960 01:11:20,092 --> 01:11:21,124 Spray? 1961 01:11:21,126 --> 01:11:22,893 There was some flies all on the weed 1962 01:11:22,895 --> 01:11:25,060 so I went on ahead and sprayed the bug spray on it. 1963 01:11:25,062 --> 01:11:27,464 What kind of bug spray? 1964 01:11:27,466 --> 01:11:30,066 The bug spray I saw in the garage. The Bugged Out. 1965 01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:34,103 You sprayed... You sprayed all of this with Bug Out? 1966 01:11:34,105 --> 01:11:36,104 No. Just this room. 1967 01:11:36,106 --> 01:11:37,340 Thank God. 1968 01:11:37,342 --> 01:11:38,441 Why, what's wrong? 1969 01:11:38,443 --> 01:11:40,376 All of the plants in this room are ruined. 1970 01:11:40,378 --> 01:11:41,478 Really? 1971 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,246 - What? Wait. - Yeah, really. 1972 01:11:43,248 --> 01:11:45,281 All these plants we have to throw in the trash. 1973 01:11:45,283 --> 01:11:47,450 Why would you do that? 1974 01:11:47,452 --> 01:11:48,850 I was just trying to help! 1975 01:11:48,852 --> 01:11:50,653 And why the hell would you listen to me anyway? 1976 01:11:50,655 --> 01:11:52,688 I ain't got no high school education. 1977 01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:53,625 Darius! 1978 01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:55,392 Okay. 1979 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:56,526 He doesn't have a high school education? 1980 01:11:56,528 --> 01:11:58,060 No he don't. He don't have... 1981 01:11:58,062 --> 01:12:00,929 That's sad. But this is fucked. We're fucked. 1982 01:12:00,931 --> 01:12:04,700 What, you can't fix it? So all this goes in the trash? 1983 01:12:04,702 --> 01:12:07,135 CHRIS: That's it. We're in the harvest phase now. 1984 01:12:07,137 --> 01:12:09,839 Boys, we got one week left until the finish line. 1985 01:12:09,841 --> 01:12:13,710 Oh that's crazy. I didn't realize till just now what day that was. 1986 01:12:13,712 --> 01:12:15,245 - The 20th. - It's the 20th. 1987 01:12:15,247 --> 01:12:16,644 Yeah. 1988 01:12:16,646 --> 01:12:19,415 Like... it's trippy, right? 1989 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:20,950 What's trippy? It's the 20th. What? 1990 01:12:20,952 --> 01:12:23,122 It's 4-20. That's like the weed holiday. 1991 01:12:23,888 --> 01:12:24,920 Yeah. 1992 01:12:24,922 --> 01:12:26,057 Well fire it up then! 1993 01:12:27,559 --> 01:12:29,660 Yeah let's fire it up. I'm out. 1994 01:12:31,395 --> 01:12:32,961 I'm out. 1995 01:12:32,963 --> 01:12:35,167 So we got a grow room with no weed? 1996 01:12:39,570 --> 01:12:42,170 That's like having a strip club... 1997 01:12:42,172 --> 01:12:43,541 with no strippers. 1998 01:12:46,511 --> 01:12:48,480 (breathes shakily) 1999 01:12:51,949 --> 01:12:52,982 Are you okay? 2000 01:12:52,984 --> 01:12:54,553 Give me a second. Give me a second. 2001 01:13:04,695 --> 01:13:07,295 Ain't no Bugged Out ever hurt nobody. 2002 01:13:07,297 --> 01:13:08,798 Shit. 2003 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,232 Ain't about to waste all this good weed 2004 01:13:10,234 --> 01:13:11,800 that I raised from babies. 2005 01:13:11,802 --> 01:13:13,805 The hell they think I am? A deadbeat dad? 2006 01:13:14,705 --> 01:13:16,074 I'm there for my kids. 2007 01:13:25,050 --> 01:13:26,717 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey! 2008 01:13:27,351 --> 01:13:28,317 Gimme the scissors. 2009 01:13:28,319 --> 01:13:30,219 Damn! 2010 01:13:30,221 --> 01:13:32,287 Why we can't just snatch 'em up right now? 2011 01:13:32,289 --> 01:13:35,390 'Cause that's like pedophilia, man. These are babies. 2012 01:13:35,392 --> 01:13:37,593 That's like touching little babies. 2013 01:13:37,595 --> 01:13:39,127 I wouldn't go that damn far. 2014 01:13:39,129 --> 01:13:40,462 That's what it is, man. 2015 01:13:40,464 --> 01:13:42,764 Come on. 2016 01:13:42,766 --> 01:13:45,401 Alright, maybe we can take one off of like the tippy top 2017 01:13:45,403 --> 01:13:46,768 'cause they matured a little bit more. 2018 01:13:46,770 --> 01:13:49,237 Yes! Lord, forgive us for touching the babies. 2019 01:13:49,239 --> 01:13:52,408 (indistinct shouting) 2020 01:13:52,410 --> 01:13:53,945 - What was that? - God? 2021 01:13:56,114 --> 01:13:58,380 That wasn't God. That was coming from outside. 2022 01:13:58,382 --> 01:13:59,917 Damn. 2023 01:14:01,852 --> 01:14:03,986 ♪ My weed man got the hookup ♪ 2024 01:14:03,988 --> 01:14:07,756 ♪ Rolling up another pound every time you look up ♪ 2025 01:14:07,758 --> 01:14:10,859 ♪ Big ass joints, them ones that leave you shook up ♪ 2026 01:14:10,861 --> 01:14:14,130 ♪ So much weight that now I'm doing kush-ups ♪ 2027 01:14:14,132 --> 01:14:16,800 ♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a whole book up ♪ 2028 01:14:16,802 --> 01:14:20,370 ♪ Looking for me, I was at the crib doing kush ups ♪ 2029 01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:23,206 ♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a whole book up ♪ 2030 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,944 ♪ Looking for me, I was at the crib doing ♪ 2031 01:14:31,082 --> 01:14:33,450 Darius! 2032 01:14:33,452 --> 01:14:35,684 Darius! What the hell is you doing, man? 2033 01:14:35,686 --> 01:14:37,385 I love this Bugged Out! 2034 01:14:37,387 --> 01:14:39,488 This Bugged Out is wonderful! 2035 01:14:39,490 --> 01:14:40,889 CHRIS: He say Bugged Out? 2036 01:14:40,891 --> 01:14:42,724 Oh shit, man. I told him to throw that weed away 2037 01:14:42,726 --> 01:14:44,661 but he smoked the Bugged Out weed. 2038 01:14:44,663 --> 01:14:46,763 All that chemical shit, man. That's like PCP. 2039 01:14:46,765 --> 01:14:48,363 Darius, come over here right now! 2040 01:14:48,365 --> 01:14:50,500 Yo, who are you? Are you his hype man? 2041 01:14:50,502 --> 01:14:52,902 Are you his pimp? Are you his bitch? 2042 01:14:52,904 --> 01:14:55,173 Then shut the fuck up and let him get turnt up. 2043 01:14:56,641 --> 01:14:59,075 ♪ Tai-Bo, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪ 2044 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:00,776 ♪ Working out, chiefin' up ♪ 2045 01:15:00,778 --> 01:15:02,778 ♪ Creepin' up, keepin' up ♪ 2046 01:15:02,780 --> 01:15:03,814 Say ho! 2047 01:15:04,348 --> 01:15:05,480 - Ho! - Ho! 2048 01:15:05,482 --> 01:15:06,447 Say ho! Ho! 2049 01:15:06,449 --> 01:15:08,151 Ho! Ho! 2050 01:15:08,153 --> 01:15:09,984 D! Would you stop, please? 2051 01:15:09,986 --> 01:15:12,658 - PCP, you drawing too much attention. What's wrong... - Baby! 2052 01:15:13,391 --> 01:15:15,291 Okay, what is going on? 2053 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:16,526 - I got you baby. - Pull! 2054 01:15:16,528 --> 01:15:17,727 With that? 2055 01:15:17,729 --> 01:15:19,127 Yeah with that. That right there. 2056 01:15:19,129 --> 01:15:20,062 That's a rap concert. 2057 01:15:20,064 --> 01:15:20,996 A rap concert? 2058 01:15:20,998 --> 01:15:22,331 Wow, okay. 2059 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:23,332 Yo, yo! 2060 01:15:23,334 --> 01:15:25,600 This is my first and probably my last. 2061 01:15:25,602 --> 01:15:28,237 - BBC! BBC! Ho! Baby... - Give it up! 2062 01:15:28,239 --> 01:15:29,805 Oh my god. Mrs. Gilliam. 2063 01:15:29,807 --> 01:15:31,374 We trying to change some things in the community. 2064 01:15:31,376 --> 01:15:33,876 It's kinda dead around here and I figure we liven it up. 2065 01:15:33,878 --> 01:15:35,879 As much as I appreciate the free entertainment, 2066 01:15:35,881 --> 01:15:37,514 it's amazing, I'm really proud of you guys, 2067 01:15:37,516 --> 01:15:39,615 but the property value is going down as we speak. 2068 01:15:39,617 --> 01:15:42,050 So, could you guys just keep it down a little bit? 2069 01:15:42,052 --> 01:15:44,088 I really would appreciate that. Thank you. 2070 01:15:45,422 --> 01:15:48,389 Mrs. Gilliam! Mrs Gilliam! 2071 01:15:48,391 --> 01:15:49,660 Oh my God. 2072 01:15:53,364 --> 01:15:54,996 Man, I just don't get how the hell I get out there 2073 01:15:54,998 --> 01:15:56,832 in the middle of the driveway like that. 2074 01:15:56,834 --> 01:15:58,634 And what the hell I'm doing with this Shake Weight? 2075 01:15:58,636 --> 01:16:00,035 That weed worked for you, man. 2076 01:16:00,037 --> 01:16:03,372 I mean, if that's what all rap music is like I'm a rap fan. 2077 01:16:03,374 --> 01:16:05,742 Look, do not encourage his ass. 2078 01:16:05,744 --> 01:16:07,343 I think I can get into it. 2079 01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:08,911 You felt it? Was it that good? 2080 01:16:08,913 --> 01:16:11,947 What you was doing with the Shake Weight is bugging the fuck out. 2081 01:16:11,949 --> 01:16:13,983 You jeopardized this whole grow, man. 2082 01:16:13,985 --> 01:16:17,553 Do not bring unwanted attention to your grow house. 2083 01:16:17,555 --> 01:16:18,955 And that shit was unwanted. 2084 01:16:18,957 --> 01:16:20,456 You're right. I'm sorry. My fault. 2085 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:23,524 I mean, first things first. We have to finish this harvest, guys. 2086 01:16:23,526 --> 01:16:26,395 Then we can give everybody they cut. Can't wait to do that. 2087 01:16:26,397 --> 01:16:29,032 Hey look at the bright side. At least we had a successful grow. 2088 01:16:29,034 --> 01:16:29,965 No. 2089 01:16:29,967 --> 01:16:31,901 Sort of. If you wanna call it that. 2090 01:16:31,903 --> 01:16:33,736 Hey, why Snoop ain't called me yet? 2091 01:16:33,738 --> 01:16:35,705 Guys, we still have stuff left to do here, so... 2092 01:16:35,707 --> 01:16:39,442 Speaking of Snoop... hit him up, and hit your girl... 2093 01:16:39,444 --> 01:16:40,977 - ...ex-girl... - Right. 2094 01:16:40,979 --> 01:16:44,279 and let 'em know everything be ready for the payout on the 20th. 2095 01:16:44,281 --> 01:16:46,549 This damn house will be done by then too. 2096 01:16:46,551 --> 01:16:49,120 ♪ ♪ 2097 01:17:16,114 --> 01:17:18,647 Hey, what time is everybody supposed to show up? 2098 01:17:18,649 --> 01:17:20,183 Well I told everybody around 4:00. 2099 01:17:20,185 --> 01:17:23,286 That way they have they weed around 4:20. 2100 01:17:23,288 --> 01:17:24,553 Oh that's trippy. I like it. 2101 01:17:24,555 --> 01:17:27,055 It's a good idea we didn't dry that weed all the way. 2102 01:17:27,057 --> 01:17:29,591 The more it weigh, the less we pay. 2103 01:17:29,593 --> 01:17:31,393 Think about all the weed we lost, man. 2104 01:17:31,395 --> 01:17:32,627 The fire. 2105 01:17:32,629 --> 01:17:33,962 The mold. 2106 01:17:33,964 --> 01:17:35,163 The flood! 2107 01:17:35,165 --> 01:17:36,198 The Bugged Out. 2108 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:39,001 Most of all, all the unexpected partners we acquired. 2109 01:17:39,003 --> 01:17:40,502 Matter of fact I had to pay Mrs. Gilliam off. 2110 01:17:40,504 --> 01:17:42,371 That should account for everything. 2111 01:17:42,373 --> 01:17:45,376 She's kinda sexy for her age. Is she flexible? 2112 01:17:46,144 --> 01:17:47,143 Depends. 2113 01:17:47,145 --> 01:17:48,577 Depends on what? 2114 01:17:48,579 --> 01:17:50,813 No it depends on if she's wearing Depends 'cause when she ain't... 2115 01:17:50,815 --> 01:17:52,081 - What does that have... - Listen! 2116 01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:54,383 Whatever happened, happened, man. 2117 01:17:54,385 --> 01:17:56,751 We lose, we lose. Ain't no going back on it, man. 2118 01:17:56,753 --> 01:17:58,786 I don't know about that. 2119 01:17:58,788 --> 01:18:00,122 Why don't we try to call Snoop back up? 2120 01:18:00,124 --> 01:18:01,558 Try to re-un-negotiate the deal? 2121 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:02,959 Re-un-negotiate? 2122 01:18:02,961 --> 01:18:04,993 You know what, he was cool as hell about this whole thing. 2123 01:18:04,995 --> 01:18:06,629 He ain't called us one time. Give it a try! 2124 01:18:06,631 --> 01:18:07,929 Yeah, let me hit him up. 2125 01:18:07,931 --> 01:18:09,432 You know, what he gonna say? 2126 01:18:09,434 --> 01:18:10,666 Tell him we took a... 2127 01:18:10,668 --> 01:18:12,738 Hello? Oh, it's voicemail. 2128 01:18:13,538 --> 01:18:14,703 ...paper right now. 2129 01:18:14,705 --> 01:18:17,840 But if this is about my paper, leave me a message 2130 01:18:17,842 --> 01:18:19,242 and I'll get back at you. 2131 01:18:19,244 --> 01:18:21,577 Yeah, um... Let's just talk to him man-to-man. 2132 01:18:21,579 --> 01:18:24,147 What about Matt's piece? I mean, we gotta get paid. 2133 01:18:24,149 --> 01:18:26,215 Come on, man! 2134 01:18:26,217 --> 01:18:28,184 Of course we gonna take care of you, bro. 2135 01:18:28,186 --> 01:18:30,385 You're a real nigga. I fucked with you my nigga. 2136 01:18:30,387 --> 01:18:32,822 I don't know what that means but I really enjoyed this experience. 2137 01:18:32,824 --> 01:18:34,424 It was good working with you people. 2138 01:18:34,426 --> 01:18:37,426 You people? The fuck you mean by "You people," bro? 2139 01:18:37,428 --> 01:18:38,426 Huh? 2140 01:18:38,428 --> 01:18:40,529 I just meant like you people, like my people. 2141 01:18:40,531 --> 01:18:41,831 You're my people... not my people. 2142 01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:43,499 What the fuck you mean by "Your people," man? 2143 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:44,733 I don't mean like I own... 2144 01:18:44,735 --> 01:18:46,102 What the fuck you mean "You own"? 2145 01:18:46,104 --> 01:18:47,502 - No I just meant we're all people. - (doorbell rings) 2146 01:18:47,504 --> 01:18:49,072 What you mean, man? Huh? 2147 01:18:49,074 --> 01:18:52,274 I really don't care. I'm mixed. I'm gonna get the doorbell. 2148 01:18:52,276 --> 01:18:53,408 I'm not mixed, bro. 2149 01:18:53,410 --> 01:18:54,809 I didn't mean anything. 2150 01:18:54,811 --> 01:18:56,612 What you mean about you ain't mean anything? 2151 01:18:56,614 --> 01:18:57,880 That's exactly what it sounds like. 2152 01:18:57,882 --> 01:18:59,384 What the fuck you mean "exactly" though? 2153 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:01,383 I'm sorry. 2154 01:19:01,385 --> 01:19:02,917 PAT: What the fuck you mean by you sorry, bro? 2155 01:19:02,919 --> 01:19:04,489 It means I apologize. 2156 01:19:05,388 --> 01:19:06,490 I'll get the weed. 2157 01:19:09,726 --> 01:19:10,725 Here it is. 2158 01:19:10,727 --> 01:19:12,527 Thank you, brotha. 2159 01:19:12,529 --> 01:19:16,933 A'ight. Everybody gonna get they share as soon as Snoop gets here. 2160 01:19:16,935 --> 01:19:18,968 Yeah, that's the plan, we sticking to it. 2161 01:19:18,970 --> 01:19:21,603 Listen, if you really think Snoop is about to come here 2162 01:19:21,605 --> 01:19:23,406 to pick up some weed, you'sa lame. 2163 01:19:23,408 --> 01:19:25,374 (doorbell rings) 2164 01:19:25,376 --> 01:19:27,410 - What's that? - I'll get the door. 2165 01:19:27,412 --> 01:19:28,810 Wonder who that could be. 2166 01:19:28,812 --> 01:19:30,882 See? Shut the fuck up, boo. 2167 01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:33,916 Well happy 4-20 everybody. 2168 01:19:33,918 --> 01:19:34,850 What's up, Snoop. 2169 01:19:34,852 --> 01:19:35,818 Hey, what's up, Nephew. 2170 01:19:35,820 --> 01:19:37,786 - Snoop! - Grown Gangsta. 2171 01:19:37,788 --> 01:19:38,720 Hi, Snoop. 2172 01:19:38,722 --> 01:19:39,824 Well hello, sunshine. 2173 01:19:41,758 --> 01:19:43,091 - Snoop? - Mhmm? 2174 01:19:43,093 --> 01:19:45,127 Can me and Darius holla at you in the kitchen right quick? 2175 01:19:45,129 --> 01:19:47,833 Oh man, whatever you like, man. Show me where to get there. 2176 01:19:50,802 --> 01:19:52,270 "Hi, Snoop." 2177 01:19:52,837 --> 01:19:54,737 What? 2178 01:19:54,739 --> 01:19:56,671 Snoop's supposed to walk in, I'm supposed to act like I don't know who Snoop is? 2179 01:19:56,673 --> 01:19:59,207 Bitch, this ain't Walmart. He don't need no greeter. 2180 01:19:59,209 --> 01:20:00,477 Want something to drink, man? 2181 01:20:01,279 --> 01:20:02,612 Turkey sandwich? 2182 01:20:02,614 --> 01:20:04,413 You said we had some tuna... We have some tuna left. Want some tuna? 2183 01:20:04,415 --> 01:20:06,450 No, no, no. I just want my shit. Where my weed at? 2184 01:20:07,517 --> 01:20:08,917 Oh. 2185 01:20:08,919 --> 01:20:11,355 So we getting right down to it. Um, Snoop... 2186 01:20:12,656 --> 01:20:14,357 ...we agreed on half, right? 2187 01:20:14,359 --> 01:20:16,125 Yeah. That's what I'm leaving with. Half, right? 2188 01:20:16,127 --> 01:20:17,160 TERRI: Okay but that's Snoop Dogg. 2189 01:20:17,162 --> 01:20:19,394 I'm just supposed to say nothing? 2190 01:20:19,396 --> 01:20:20,962 You supposed to play your position. 2191 01:20:20,964 --> 01:20:22,665 Why are you always tripping? 2192 01:20:22,667 --> 01:20:24,633 Bitch, I can't trip. 2193 01:20:24,635 --> 01:20:27,703 I know we agreed on half, but things ain't go how we thought they'd go. 2194 01:20:27,705 --> 01:20:33,408 We was talking 'bout half and third, I'm thinkin' more like the third, y'know. 2195 01:20:33,410 --> 01:20:35,010 Grown Gangsta. 2196 01:20:35,012 --> 01:20:37,278 I'm mothafuckin' disappointed with you, nigga. 2197 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:41,283 Nah, nah. What he said he was just thinking about the third, Snoop. 2198 01:20:41,285 --> 01:20:42,917 Y'know, man. But he gonna keep it one hundred. 2199 01:20:42,919 --> 01:20:46,089 'Cause Grown Gangsta say you always keep it one hundred with him, man. 2200 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,523 - Day one. - We really just wanted 2201 01:20:47,525 --> 01:20:48,691 to show you the kitchen, man. 2202 01:20:48,693 --> 01:20:51,426 Yeah, you ain't even know this was a refrigerator. 2203 01:20:51,428 --> 01:20:53,295 See? We got you. 2204 01:20:53,297 --> 01:20:55,065 Okay well then get back to the living room. 2205 01:20:57,534 --> 01:20:59,604 PAT: Alright, Chris. Let's break it up. 2206 01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:03,475 Snoop, the take was twenty pounds. 2207 01:21:04,607 --> 01:21:05,706 That entitles you to ten, bro. 2208 01:21:05,708 --> 01:21:07,210 Oh man. 2209 01:21:07,212 --> 01:21:10,011 It is so beautiful doing business with y'all, man. 2210 01:21:10,013 --> 01:21:11,613 It's a treat when playas meet. 2211 01:21:11,615 --> 01:21:14,849 Grown Gangsta, that mix-tape, I'm fuckin' with you 2212 01:21:14,851 --> 01:21:16,385 but you better thank this nigga Pat, man. 2213 01:21:16,387 --> 01:21:19,057 He really got your back, man. He give a fuck about you. 2214 01:21:19,757 --> 01:21:20,822 Yeah. 2215 01:21:20,824 --> 01:21:22,224 I'm outta here. Let's roll. 2216 01:21:22,226 --> 01:21:23,992 - Bye Snoop! - Alright baby. 2217 01:21:23,994 --> 01:21:25,928 PAT: Chris. 2218 01:21:25,930 --> 01:21:27,395 Seven pounds over there for you, brother. 2219 01:21:27,397 --> 01:21:28,930 - Oh, for real? - Wait, nuh-uh. 2220 01:21:28,932 --> 01:21:31,032 For real nothing. Seven pounds from where? 2221 01:21:31,034 --> 01:21:31,934 Yeah wait. Hold up. 2222 01:21:31,936 --> 01:21:33,669 How'd you come up with that? 2223 01:21:33,671 --> 01:21:35,170 That ain't adding up, homeboy. 2224 01:21:35,172 --> 01:21:40,443 Okay, all the equipment, the setup, him dealing with the grow house day to day, 2225 01:21:40,445 --> 01:21:43,014 that's seven pounds right there, homie. 2226 01:21:45,216 --> 01:21:46,816 - Appreciate you. - It's been fun, man. 2227 01:21:46,818 --> 01:21:49,320 If we do this again maybe you guys will end up with something, y'know? 2228 01:21:50,521 --> 01:21:51,422 Ha! 2229 01:21:52,824 --> 01:21:55,325 So... what about ours? 2230 01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:56,759 Terri and Reg. 2231 01:21:56,761 --> 01:21:58,129 Mhmm. 2232 01:21:58,829 --> 01:21:59,995 Three pounds. 2233 01:21:59,997 --> 01:22:01,464 DARIUS: Not a seed more. 2234 01:22:01,466 --> 01:22:03,799 I hope you got your shit outta here 2235 01:22:03,801 --> 01:22:06,234 because I'm about to lock it up. Give me the keys. 2236 01:22:06,236 --> 01:22:08,002 Listen, while you working on the house, 2237 01:22:08,004 --> 01:22:10,005 go on ahead and throw in some ratchet locks. 2238 01:22:10,007 --> 01:22:11,340 And work on your feet. 2239 01:22:11,342 --> 01:22:13,776 And his toenails. Then on his fingers. 2240 01:22:13,778 --> 01:22:15,213 Goodbye. 2241 01:22:18,449 --> 01:22:19,417 Damn. 2242 01:22:22,419 --> 01:22:24,420 Whoo! 2243 01:22:24,422 --> 01:22:26,287 Damn. 2244 01:22:26,289 --> 01:22:28,693 I feel like LeBron right before he won the big one, man. 2245 01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:31,096 We was so close! 2246 01:22:34,466 --> 01:22:35,764 Look at this. 2247 01:22:35,766 --> 01:22:37,300 Says right here, 2248 01:22:37,302 --> 01:22:40,538 "In the end, the happiest day of your grow is after step ten." 2249 01:22:41,739 --> 01:22:42,673 Do I look happy? 2250 01:22:44,609 --> 01:22:46,410 What the hell is you smiling 'bout? 2251 01:22:47,378 --> 01:22:48,710 All that shit we been through 2252 01:22:48,712 --> 01:22:50,647 and all you got to show for it is that one damn blunt. 2253 01:22:51,882 --> 01:22:53,648 Not exactly. 2254 01:22:53,650 --> 01:22:54,617 What? 2255 01:22:54,619 --> 01:22:57,318 We still got two pounds we didn't know we had. 2256 01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,621 How's that? We weighed it all out. 2257 01:22:59,623 --> 01:23:02,023 We still had that Bugged Out in the garage. 2258 01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:03,058 I ain't smokin' that. 2259 01:23:03,060 --> 01:23:04,294 I ain't either. 2260 01:23:04,928 --> 01:23:06,027 Huh? 2261 01:23:06,029 --> 01:23:07,362 Oh! You switched... 2262 01:23:07,364 --> 01:23:08,798 You happy now, ain't you? 2263 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:09,798 Hell yeah I'm happy! 2264 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:10,765 I know you is. 2265 01:23:10,767 --> 01:23:12,134 You a smart mothafucka, man! 2266 01:23:12,136 --> 01:23:14,036 Hey, man, I learned from the best, bro. 2267 01:23:14,038 --> 01:23:15,336 We learned from each other, bro. 2268 01:23:15,338 --> 01:23:17,005 - My man. - Let me hit that. Let me hit that. 2269 01:23:17,007 --> 01:23:18,206 - Nope. - Let me hit that. 2270 01:23:18,208 --> 01:23:21,410 Wow, you guys look happy. 2271 01:23:21,412 --> 01:23:24,115 Actually it's our last day disturbing your neighborhood. 2272 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:26,684 We moving out. 2273 01:23:27,952 --> 01:23:30,254 Mhmm. So the crop must be done. 2274 01:23:32,323 --> 01:23:34,822 Don't think that because I don't get out the house much 2275 01:23:34,824 --> 01:23:37,361 that I don't know what you guys have going on over here. 2276 01:23:38,595 --> 01:23:40,028 Uh-huh. 2277 01:23:40,030 --> 01:23:41,529 I smoke too sometimes. 2278 01:23:41,531 --> 01:23:43,700 Are you kidding me? I had no idea. 2279 01:23:45,069 --> 01:23:46,803 - (door opens) - DARIUS: Uh-oh. 2280 01:23:46,805 --> 01:23:47,870 Where we goin? 2281 01:23:47,872 --> 01:23:48,903 Wanna hit it? 2282 01:23:48,905 --> 01:23:51,206 (chuckles) 2283 01:23:51,208 --> 01:23:54,577 So, question. What we gonna call it? 2284 01:23:54,579 --> 01:23:55,814 I got the perfect name. 2285 01:23:56,513 --> 01:23:57,515 PAT: What? 2286 01:23:58,015 --> 01:23:59,014 Abracadabra. 2287 01:23:59,016 --> 01:24:00,983 - Oh my god. - Abracadabra? 2288 01:24:00,985 --> 01:24:02,117 Abracadabra. 2289 01:24:02,119 --> 01:24:03,719 I like it though. It's like magic, huh? 2290 01:24:03,721 --> 01:24:05,321 I like it too. It has a little ring to it. 2291 01:24:05,323 --> 01:24:06,587 Because we ain't have no weed 2292 01:24:06,589 --> 01:24:08,823 and you made some appear out of no-damn-where. 2293 01:24:08,825 --> 01:24:09,858 Happy 4-20! 2294 01:24:09,860 --> 01:24:10,925 Happy 4-20, bro. 2295 01:24:10,927 --> 01:24:13,060 - Happy 4-20. - Hell yeah. 2296 01:24:13,062 --> 01:24:14,630 - Hold up. - Who's that? 2297 01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:15,834 Mrs. Gilliam, man. 2298 01:24:17,334 --> 01:24:18,533 Shit, she's sayin... 2299 01:24:18,535 --> 01:24:19,300 BBC? 2300 01:24:19,302 --> 01:24:21,335 "Hey, don't forget about me." 2301 01:24:21,337 --> 01:24:23,906 - (phone buzzes) - Is that a picture? 2302 01:24:23,908 --> 01:24:26,541 - MADISON: What is BBC? - Oh! Oh! 2303 01:24:26,543 --> 01:24:28,710 Get my runnin' shoes! Get my runnin' shoes! 2304 01:24:28,712 --> 01:24:30,779 - Bye, bitch! - Go get my runnin' shoes! 2305 01:24:30,781 --> 01:24:32,180 Now I'm tripping! 2306 01:24:32,182 --> 01:24:35,084 Whoa! I'm trying to charge up turbo boost. 2307 01:24:35,086 --> 01:24:36,253 Oh shit! 2308 01:24:39,556 --> 01:24:40,889 Shit! 2309 01:24:40,891 --> 01:24:42,191 Oh shit! 2310 01:24:42,193 --> 01:24:43,628 Baby, get your running shoes on there! 2311 01:24:44,762 --> 01:24:47,095 ♪ Oh! Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2312 01:24:47,097 --> 01:24:49,732 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2313 01:24:49,734 --> 01:24:52,201 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2314 01:24:52,203 --> 01:24:53,868 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2315 01:24:53,870 --> 01:24:55,903 Nigga, I can hear him! 2316 01:24:55,905 --> 01:24:57,206 - Come on, man. - Hey, what? 2317 01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:58,840 (laughing) 2318 01:24:58,842 --> 01:25:01,376 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2319 01:25:01,378 --> 01:25:02,911 - For real? - Yeah, go on. 2320 01:25:02,913 --> 01:25:04,313 - For your boy? - Take it! 2321 01:25:04,315 --> 01:25:05,650 You a real nigga, man. 2322 01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,649 That's what my girlfriends call me. 2323 01:25:08,651 --> 01:25:11,288 ♪ You can do it like that or you can do it like this ♪ 2324 01:25:12,256 --> 01:25:13,488 You ain't got no money. 2325 01:25:13,490 --> 01:25:15,359 Yo, let me see the rope print around your neck. 2326 01:25:16,961 --> 01:25:17,993 God damn. 2327 01:25:17,995 --> 01:25:19,393 Say that again. 2328 01:25:19,395 --> 01:25:21,563 This nigga said "Let me see the rope print." God damn. 2329 01:25:21,565 --> 01:25:23,032 Say that again. 2330 01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:25,166 The rope print around your neck. 2331 01:25:25,168 --> 01:25:26,801 ♪ Here we go, this that shit ♪ 2332 01:25:26,803 --> 01:25:29,904 ♪ That'll fill the whole block and light it up ♪ 2333 01:25:29,906 --> 01:25:32,308 There's one condition with that money, now. 2334 01:25:32,310 --> 01:25:33,444 What's that? 2335 01:25:35,212 --> 01:25:37,212 Damn, I forgot what the condition was. 2336 01:25:37,214 --> 01:25:38,212 Hit the blunt again! 2337 01:25:38,214 --> 01:25:39,680 ♪ 'Cause I'ma get this off, ♪ 2338 01:25:39,682 --> 01:25:42,350 ♪ Don't get too close 'cause I set this off ♪ 2339 01:25:42,352 --> 01:25:44,819 ♪ And take my crew and do what we do, ♪ 2340 01:25:44,821 --> 01:25:47,255 ♪ And make a little dance for you ♪ 2341 01:25:47,257 --> 01:25:49,457 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 2342 01:25:49,459 --> 01:25:51,626 ♪ To all the party people ♪ 2343 01:25:51,628 --> 01:25:53,496 ♪ When I make that sound, woo woo ♪ 2344 01:25:53,498 --> 01:25:55,464 ♪ Everybody breaks it down ♪ 2345 01:25:55,466 --> 01:25:57,432 ♪ Look back at it, stand tall ♪ 2346 01:25:57,434 --> 01:26:00,202 ♪ Little Duval, Big Snoop Dogg ♪ 2347 01:26:00,204 --> 01:26:01,937 ♪ Kill 'em with the Roller, ♪ 2348 01:26:01,939 --> 01:26:05,140 ♪ 'Nuff said, now kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2349 01:26:05,142 --> 01:26:07,443 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2350 01:26:07,445 --> 01:26:09,612 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2351 01:26:09,614 --> 01:26:11,746 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2352 01:26:11,748 --> 01:26:13,749 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2353 01:26:13,751 --> 01:26:15,451 ♪ Yeah, kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2354 01:26:15,453 --> 01:26:18,420 ♪ Look back now, kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2355 01:26:18,422 --> 01:26:19,787 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2356 01:26:19,789 --> 01:26:22,457 ♪ Drop it down, now kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2357 01:26:22,459 --> 01:26:24,193 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2358 01:26:24,195 --> 01:26:27,228 ♪ Pick it up, now kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2359 01:26:27,230 --> 01:26:28,663 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2360 01:26:28,665 --> 01:26:31,066 ♪ Everybody in this bitch, kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2361 01:26:31,068 --> 01:26:33,736 ♪ Shoulders, shoulders ♪ 2362 01:26:33,738 --> 01:26:35,569 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2363 01:26:35,571 --> 01:26:38,372 ♪ It's not hard to do ♪ 2364 01:26:38,374 --> 01:26:41,042 ♪ We been doing this shit for a long time ♪ 2365 01:26:41,044 --> 01:26:43,277 ♪ Ay, Lil Duval ♪ 2366 01:26:43,279 --> 01:26:45,346 ♪ You know what it is nigga ♪ 2367 01:26:45,348 --> 01:26:46,916 ♪ Hahaha ♪ 2368 01:26:46,918 --> 01:26:49,417 ♪ Now kill em with the shoulders ♪ 2369 01:26:49,419 --> 01:26:51,586 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2370 01:26:51,588 --> 01:26:53,721 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2371 01:26:53,723 --> 01:26:55,590 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2372 01:26:55,592 --> 01:26:58,395 ♪ You gotta kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2373 01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:20,249 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2374 01:27:20,251 --> 01:27:21,983 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2375 01:27:21,985 --> 01:27:24,687 ♪ You gotta kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2376 01:27:24,689 --> 01:27:26,889 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2377 01:27:26,891 --> 01:27:29,224 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2378 01:27:29,226 --> 01:27:30,759 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2379 01:27:30,761 --> 01:27:33,631 ♪ Kill 'em with the shoulders ♪ 2380 01:27:36,232 --> 01:27:37,935 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2381 01:27:55,319 --> 01:27:57,986 Yeah, you know, 2382 01:27:57,988 --> 01:28:00,621 The streets been asking for me to put something out 2383 01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:02,793 since I put that first mix-tape out. 2384 01:28:03,427 --> 01:28:04,794 But I decided... 2385 01:28:04,796 --> 01:28:07,498 to let you fucked niggas breathe for a while. 2386 01:28:08,164 --> 01:28:09,798 But now... 2387 01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:12,102 it's time to apply pressure on you fucked niggas neck. 2388 01:28:13,203 --> 01:28:14,469 Yeah. 2389 01:28:14,471 --> 01:28:16,371 You know what it is. 2390 01:28:16,373 --> 01:28:17,708 Grown Gangsta in this mothafucka. 2391 01:28:19,075 --> 01:28:21,309 ♪ Huh? What? Nigga? ♪ 2392 01:28:21,311 --> 01:28:24,513 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2393 01:28:24,515 --> 01:28:27,450 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta, nigga ♪ 2394 01:28:27,452 --> 01:28:30,021 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2395 01:28:31,221 --> 01:28:33,490 ♪ You scared nigga ain't ya ♪ 2396 01:28:34,357 --> 01:28:37,660 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2397 01:28:37,662 --> 01:28:40,696 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta, nigga ♪ 2398 01:28:40,698 --> 01:28:43,468 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2399 01:28:44,334 --> 01:28:46,234 ♪ You scared nigga ain't ya ♪ 2400 01:28:46,236 --> 01:28:49,304 ♪ Nic nac pattywhack I fucked your mama way back ♪ 2401 01:28:49,306 --> 01:28:52,942 ♪ Now I got that weed sack Hit me if you need that ♪ 2402 01:28:52,944 --> 01:28:54,509 ♪ Abracadabra ♪ 2403 01:28:54,511 --> 01:28:56,077 ♪ Know you gotta have the ♪ 2404 01:28:56,079 --> 01:28:59,113 ♪ Bad bitch 'cause the other bullshit don't matter ♪ 2405 01:28:59,115 --> 01:29:01,916 ♪ All that garbage-ass weed that you smokin on ♪ 2406 01:29:01,918 --> 01:29:05,219 ♪ Smellin like cologne mixed with shit and you chokin long ♪ 2407 01:29:05,221 --> 01:29:06,787 - (choking) - ♪ Talkin bout ♪ 2408 01:29:06,789 --> 01:29:07,658 You aight? 2409 01:29:08,391 --> 01:29:09,758 Yo bro, you aight? 2410 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:10,792 You aight? 2411 01:29:10,794 --> 01:29:13,496 ♪ Look at you You almost dead, homie ♪ 2412 01:29:13,498 --> 01:29:15,162 ♪ You 'bout to die, homie ♪ 2413 01:29:15,164 --> 01:29:18,367 ♪ You choked on all that weed and still ain't high, homie ♪ 2414 01:29:18,369 --> 01:29:21,569 ♪ Don't call me for no mess on the ground no ma'am ♪ 2415 01:29:21,571 --> 01:29:23,371 ♪ You must not know who I am ♪ 2416 01:29:23,373 --> 01:29:25,741 ♪ I'm Grown Gangsta I'm the man ♪ 2417 01:29:25,743 --> 01:29:26,541 Bitch! 2418 01:29:26,543 --> 01:29:28,812 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2419 01:29:29,879 --> 01:29:33,349 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta, nigga ♪ 2420 01:29:33,351 --> 01:29:35,586 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2421 01:29:36,587 --> 01:29:39,621 ♪ You scared nigga ain't ya ♪ 2422 01:29:39,623 --> 01:29:41,858 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2423 01:29:42,927 --> 01:29:46,228 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta, nigga ♪ 2424 01:29:46,230 --> 01:29:48,499 ♪ I'm a grown ass gangsta ♪ 2425 01:29:49,632 --> 01:29:51,802 ♪ You scared nigga ain't ya ♪ 2426 01:30:03,974 --> 01:30:08,974 Subtitles by explosiveskull 178465

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