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Here's what you missed
last week on Shameless...
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Where are you getting all this money?
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Next.
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"Alibi voted Best Shittiest Bar
on the South Side."
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I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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I've never been the best at anything.
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Here's to the shittiest bar
on the South Side!
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-(ALL CHEERING)
- Yes!
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Fiona. You don't wanna have yours,
that's fine.
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If you love me, you will support
my decision on having this baby...
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(SOBBING) 'Cause no else does.
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We made mistakes.
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Mine wasn't a mistake.
I did this on purpose.
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Because I know what I want.
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If you have this baby,
I will not support you.
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I'm taking care of this once and for all.
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Are you sure you cut the right cable?
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Yes! There's only two cables.
Throttle cable and the...
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Whoa, whoa!
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Whoa!
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The brake cable.
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Frank? What the hell is going on?
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This is Jorge Mendoza and his clan.
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What are they doing in our yard?
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I rented it to them.
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If we let you take the house...
Will you rent it to us?
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Sure. Call it 1,800 a month.
First, last and deposit.
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- Kidding me?
-(CHUCKLES)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Hey! You okay?
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Can you tell me your name, sir?
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(THEME some)
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Surprise! It's me again, cousin Fiona,
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hoping you can explain the eviction notice
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from the sheriff's department.
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'Cause we do pay our rent.
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So if you can call us back
when you have a minute,
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that would be swell. Thanks, Patrick.
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Seventy-two hours to vacate the premises.
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What happened to our flour?
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Debbie used it as an imaginary baby.
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Yo. Chef Boyardee, any chance
you can help Fiona deal with Patrick?
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- No. Working later. What about cinnamon?
- Huh?
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- I'm baking cookies.
- Why?
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For the firehouse.
I think they deserve our support.
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And today is the day to thank them?
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I bet the Hondurans have flour.
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You know, we got into some shit at school.
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I think he's pissed at me.
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Please, he's been angry with me for weeks.
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You get a hold of your cousin?
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Gonna have to get in his face.
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Well, I'll drive you.
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You don't have to get involved.
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I know.
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Hey, you sure you don't need me?
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No. Go on your trip, we have it handled.
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Okay.
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Lip's professor is taking him
to an academic conference.
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It's for fun.
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She teaches Critical Theory,
nothing to do with engineering.
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It'll look good on your transcript,
a conference on whatever.
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Uh, the Origin of Feminist Rhetoric
in Postwar Europe.
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You need help with that, call me.
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Got it. Do we have any baking soda?
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(SCOFFS) Guess not.
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As a woman who's months from bringing
a child into this world,
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you require a nest.
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And since we're getting kicked out
of our house...
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You think that's actually happening?
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The sheriff's department
doesn't mess around.
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(SCOFFS) Yeah, well, Fiona already said
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if I have the baby, she's throwing me out.
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So I don't even care if we lose the house.
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I'm just gonna get a part-time job,
and save up money for my own place.
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Ready?
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No. No, no, no, listen to me.
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Even with welfare,
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no way you pull down
the kind of dough you'll need.
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There's diapers and onesies
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and the little jars with pureed veggies.
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And God forbid the kid gets sick,
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with what these pharmaceutical
companies are demanding
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for a goddamn cough drop?
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And there's no way boys your age
can support you,
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they're spending their allowance
on poppers and Internet porn.
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No, what you need is an older--
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Gel may be a little cold.
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You need a, a father figure,
like you had with me.
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Only with money.
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And the good news is
there's lots of lonely men.
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And they'll know you put out.
That's a plus.
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-(HEARTBEAT POUNDING)
- Heartbeat.
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Oh, my God. Look at its face.
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Uh. Wrong end. The face is there.
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That's my baby.
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(DOCTOR CHUCKLES)
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Hello, little Gallagher.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Yo, Dom. Got you a little something.
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Ugh. Okay, don't be getting me shit.
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Come on, girl, I dropped bank.
You don't wanna see?
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Mink.
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- You steal it?
- Got the receipt.
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(STAMMERS) Thanks,
but I really don't need it.
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- Gonna be cold soon.
-(CAR HORN HONKING)
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A friend's mom is giving me a ride.
I gotta go.
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- Let me walk you.
- No. Too far to walk. Bye.
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Hey, Patrick.
Thanks for not calling me back!
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Who's this?
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Sean. How you doing?
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I'm curious what you told
the sheriff to get us evicted.
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Oh. That-- that's not about you.
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I took a loan out against the house
for 60 grand,
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didn't pay it back, so...
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Dorset Bank foreclosed.
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Well, can't you work something out?
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Why?
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I get 500 bucks in rent, usually late,
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from cousins who want to frame me
as a child molester.
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Or I pocket 60 large and call it a day.
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You know, I got myself a Jet Ski.
Season tickets to the Blackhawks!
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- How's your credit?
- Credit was in the shitter, anyway!
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(LAUGHS) Thanks for asking.
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Look, the house is a dump,
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but it's been in our family
for generations.
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And it means a lot to all of us.
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Fuck that house.
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And fuck your con-artist, deadbeat family.
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Hey, now, don't be
waving the hammer around.
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I don't wanna have to take it from you.
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(POUNDING)
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That, I'd like to see.
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Is that right?
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Let's go.
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(LAUGHING)
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Yeah!
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Hey, what's up? I'll see you guys inside.
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The hell is everyone?
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SVETLANA: Regulars stop coming because
it's hipster bar now, they think.
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Well, then where are all the hipsters?
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Maybe it's some yuppie holiday.
Earth Day or Yom Kippur or something.
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L just had three topknots right behind me,
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I thought they were gonna come in.
What's that?
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Tapas.
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Say it without an accent.
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- Tapas.
- Didn't help.
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Spanish food on small plates.
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Svetlana said there's a place
on 19th Street,
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customers go crazy for this shit.
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- Jesus, it smells like--
- Octopus.
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Don't fuck with me.
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I no fucking you.
Octopus salad is kind of tapas.
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You see, this is the problem
with hipsters.
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It's like buying an exotic animal
from a pet store.
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Who knows what they eat?
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(SIGHS)
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The hipsters are gonna come back, right?
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Yeah.
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We'll have 'em eating octopus
out of our hand.
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Yeah, I hope so.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Hey, I'm looking for a firefighter.
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But I don't know his name.
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Regarding?
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I was on the Central Ave Bridge
on Tuesday and he saved my life.
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Tuesday? You want the Hose Pullers.
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The what?
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Flamers. The gay firemen.
They're all on one shift.
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Really?
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Chicago Fire Island.
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So, when's the next gay shift?
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7:00 a.m. tomorrow.
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Those snickerdoodles?
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WOMAN: (ON PA) McKinley, line two,
you've got a call. McKinley, line two.
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- FRANK: You know, I grew up in this house.
-(METAL CREAKING)
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Raised all my kids here, too.
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Hey, Debbie! Could you come down, please?
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There's someone I want you to meet.
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Uh, Eugene, this is my daughter, Deborah.
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What's going on?
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Sit. Sit, sit, sit.
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Don't trip over his oxygen compressor.
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Hello, Deborah.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hi.
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So, how do you two, uh...
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I spend time in the oncology ward
at the hospital,
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giving comfort and moral support
to those in need.
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Me and Eugene just hit it off.
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Do the... The bit from that movie.
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"Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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"I am a HAL 9000 computer."
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(LAUGHING)
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Well...
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I'll let you two get acquainted.
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Wait, what?
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My second wife was a redhead.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Would you excuse me?
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Tell me you're not setting me up with him.
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Shush up.
He lost his voice, not his hearing.
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Are you insane?
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You need someone to take care of you.
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He's got terminal cancer
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and a two-bedroom apartment
on rent control.
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And a mint-condition
'64 Pontiac. It's a classic.
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He's dying?
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Exactly. He'll be around for a couple
of months, a year, tops.
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And then we hold onto
the two-bedroom rent-control.
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No! I don't need a man.
I can take care of my baby on my own.
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And if I do find someone,
he won't be an old, dying robot.
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It's a no-go.
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Used to love the smell of bacon,
till I got knocked up.
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Morning sickness?
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I was helping Cindy bring food to a table,
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I nearly puked on the plate.
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Only two more days till the appointment.
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Unless you wanna punch me
in the stomach and get it over with.
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- Are we joking about this?
- Trying.
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Whoa-oh.
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Hey, about the house,
you're not giving up.
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Not seeing too many options.
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Well, we can't make Patrick pay the bank.
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But he only borrowed 60 grand,
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that's not a very big monthly payment.
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So?
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So we take over the mortgage.
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Could we do that?
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SEAN: Maybe.
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Who do we ask?
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Well, the guy that runs the accounts
here, at Dorset Bank.
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We could swing by, talk to him.
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Thank you.
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I'm a naturally helpful person.
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-(SCOFFS) Must be tiring.
- It is. Utterly exhausting.
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(SIZZLING)
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Bacon.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Go Colts!
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I hate the Colts.
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Hockey?
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Not a sports person?
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I did synchronized swimming
at Sarah Lawrence.
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What's that?
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Bunch of girls swimming together
upside-down and...
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Well, it's a lot harder than it sounds.
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It's like a Busby Berkeley musical,
only wet.
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Who's Busby Berkeley?
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MGM? No?
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Welcome to the Indianapolis
Golden Marquis Hotel.
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- Can I help you with your bags?
- Please.
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Yeah.
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00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,966
CARL: Some high-end shit.
256
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,249
Carbon fiber frame,
mag wheels, all customized.
257
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,765
Check it out.
258
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,206
This one.
259
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,360
Man, that one's cold.
260
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,121
No.
261
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,281
This one.
262
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,321
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
263
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,682
Hey, yo, after we get this bike,
how about we buy a motherfucking car?
264
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,204
Robes and slippers in the closet.
265
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,328
Toilet's equipped
with a heated seat and a bidet.
266
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,284
A bidet. Ever use one?
267
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,927
Yeah. In my vacation home in The Bahamas.
268
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,081
Anything else?
269
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,884
No. Thank you.
270
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,321
Ten bucks?
271
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,760
We're meeting people in an hour.
272
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,082
I'm gonna shower.
You can join if you want.
273
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,611
Yeah, I'm in.
274
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,886
Are you nervous about tomorrow?
275
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,481
Excited.
276
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,881
You know, I've been working on this
for three years, so...
277
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,247
Now I get to show off.
278
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,485
"With the publication in 1949
of her seminal text, Second Sex,
279
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,770
"Simone de Beauvoir
redefined the semiotics of femininity
280
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,763
"throughout the Western world.
281
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,251
"What is not explored
282
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,482
"is the relationship
between her loss of faith
283
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,768
"and subsequent revolutionary views."
284
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,401
Wow.
285
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,280
It's really turning me on.
If that's what you were going for.
286
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,120
I didn't know
that you found the topic so arousing.
287
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,807
Me, neither.
288
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,731
Well, there's tertiary evidence
289
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:16,091
that the prestigious convent school
that de Beauvoir attended
290
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,451
is in fact the missing link
between her early religiosity
291
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,887
-and subsequent radicalization. (CHUCKLES)
-(BREATHES HEAVILY)
292
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,524
Okay. Thanks for your help.
293
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,086
There's no way for you to assume the loan.
294
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,766
The house is scheduled to go up
for auction in two days.
295
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,327
(SCOFFS) Well, that's that.
296
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,127
The auction public?
297
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,361
I assume.
298
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,645
So, buy it there.
299
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,961
(SCOFFS) Right.
300
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,128
- How does it work?
- Highest bidder gets the house.
301
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,329
- So it's a bunch of bottom-feeders, right?
-(CHUCKLES)
302
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,527
Looking for a great deal.
303
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,682
Bank only needs 60 grand
and they get their money back.
304
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,330
It's a shithole, that house.
305
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,806
You put an offer on it
and I bet it's yours.
306
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,803
You think I have 60 grand?
307
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,009
Well, apply for a mortgage.
308
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,241
Me?
309
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,723
Well, you're an assistant manager
at a reputable place of business.
310
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,605
You have stable income.
You ran her credit?
311
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,926
Uh, about that...
312
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,081
Here we go.
313
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,767
No, it's not bad or good.
You have a credit score of zero.
314
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,008
You've never owned a credit card
or leased a car?
315
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,161
No.
316
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,322
(CHUCKLES) Amazing.
317
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,691
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, you can open up
a credit card account.
318
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,844
Take an advance of $1 ,000,
pay it back tomorrow,
319
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,446
and you're an excellent credit risk.
320
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,485
You're saying that I have to borrow money
321
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,210
in order to borrow more money?
322
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,241
Government-backed FHA
mortgage loans are reasonable.
323
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,491
Hold on. Hold on. I can get a loan?
324
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,763
FEMALE NEWSCASTER:
A very big serve from Mikaela Brown, here.
325
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,246
She has one of the most powerful
326
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,686
-right-hands in the game.
- Mm.
327
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,521
YANIS: Kev!
328
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,681
And they're gonna switch sides...
329
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,001
Yes.
330
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,561
YANIS: Hey, Kev!
331
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,291
Kev! Hey, I see you!
332
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,727
Come on, man. Kev, come on!
333
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,165
Hey, I need a favor.
334
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,210
Ask me from there,
I got to listen for the babies.
335
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,641
No,no,no,no.
I can't yell this, okay? It's...
336
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,726
Kevin, it's personal.
337
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,567
You see these legs?
338
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,368
I used to press 900 pounds
with these legs.
339
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,409
Now I drag 'em around like limp sausage.
340
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,210
And that yuppie lawyer scum
who did this to me,
341
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,771
he lives right around the block.
342
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,764
- Really sucks.
- Help me kill him.
343
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,687
What?
344
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,410
And his family.
I'm gonna set his house on fire.
345
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,641
- No.
- Yes, lam.
346
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,926
- Hell, no!
- Yes, lam.
347
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,970
You do that, they're gonna send you
away for a long-ass time.
348
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,088
Look, Kevin,
I've thought about this, okay?
349
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,086
And I think about how I will feel
when that house is on fire,
350
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,645
the lawyer comes runnin' out, okay?
351
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,006
His kids, they come runnin' out,
352
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,441
their hair on fire and
clothes on fire... (SCREAMING)
353
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,643
- I'm on fire!
-(SOFTLY) Jesus Christ.
354
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,365
It'll be worth it, it'll be worth it.
355
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,887
Okay.
356
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,246
I'm tellin' ya.
357
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,447
No one's gonna burn anyone,
all right? Go home.
358
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,641
Come on!
359
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:14,323
And take your pain meds,
think happy thoughts. (INHALES) Breathe.
360
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,686
- Yeah, all right, all right.
- I gotta go.
361
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:16,921
Okay, fine.
362
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,201
Hey. Kev, you want...
363
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,164
You wanna come over later
and watch The Voice?
364
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,290
You wanna... You like The Voice?
365
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,125
No? I got frozen pizza.
366
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,167
Check this out.
367
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,209
And she goes, "No! No, no, no."
368
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,728
Okay, so, we went to the bank
369
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,882
and the house is being sold at auction.
370
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,362
But there's a chance that we could buy it.
371
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,888
So, for the first time, ever,
it would be our house.
372
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,520
Not Aunt Ginger's, not Patrick's.
373
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,281
How?
374
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,566
Sean's got a guy at the bank
375
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,041
who thinks I can get a bank loan
of up to 100,000.
376
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,645
- Dollars?
- I know.
377
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,406
Holy shit! Someone's willing
to give us 100 grand?
378
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,561
Yeah.
379
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,006
Why didn't we do this years ago?
380
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,889
The bank doesn't just give you money.
381
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,088
They actually buy the house
and let you live in it
382
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,924
until you pay back the loan.
With interest.
383
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,081
Or not.
384
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,363
We need a down payment of $3,500.
385
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,051
And we need it, like, now.
386
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,611
I got a couple hundred.
387
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,001
Okay. We could pawn the TV.
388
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,208
- You'll get 50 bucks.
- We're brainstorming.
389
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,489
Three and half Gs?
Shit. I got you covered.
390
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,564
What do you want?
You want hundies or small bills?
391
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,961
You just got out of juvie
and you have $3,000?
392
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,241
Right.
393
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,163
- No.
- What, you don't believe me?
394
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,846
No, I believe you. I just don't want
the state seizing our house
395
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,206
'cause we bought it with drug money,
396
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,169
or whatever it is that you're into lately.
397
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,560
Let's not be hasty.
398
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,524
You are not part
of this conversation, Frank.
399
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,248
This was my house long before
any of you had claim to it.
400
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,129
Not legally, but every other way.
401
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,966
The point is, we're Gallaghers.
If Carl wants to step up--
402
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,167
No.
403
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,801
Why do you get the last word?
404
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,042
If you want to go get a mortgage
with your name on it,
405
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,446
then take Carl's money.
406
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,887
But otherwise, we'll find another way.
407
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,804
I'll just spend it on my ride.
408
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,645
If you want us, we'll be upstairs.
Come on, Nick.
409
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,411
Carl? A word... If you would, son?
410
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,481
(SCOFFS)
411
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,048
I don't know why you bother
calling a family meeting.
412
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,043
You make all the decisions, anyway.
413
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,569
Carl? Hey, hey. Hey, um...
414
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,205
(STAMMERS)
415
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,770
(LAUGHS) On behalf of all of us, I want
to acknowledge your generosity.
416
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,251
The fact that you've reached
this level of success
417
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,447
in your chosen field--
418
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,647
How much do you need?
419
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,881
Forty.
420
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,527
-(SIGHING)
- Sixty. If it's not a problem.
421
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,210
A bill, even.
422
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,565
You've come a long way, son.
423
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,087
It warms my heart to know
that at least one Gallagher
424
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,044
has lived up to his genetic potential.
425
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,164
When you were six, I... One...
426
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,321
(SLAMS)
427
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,801
You get why I don't wanna take
Carl's money, right?
428
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,480
It's like saying that it's cool
that he's a criminal.
429
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,642
Like we've given up on him.
430
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,081
- I get it.
-(SIGHS)
431
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,322
You're giving me that look.
432
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,087
Like you're gonna try to give me
some really wise, meaningful advice.
433
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,965
Are your boobs bigger?
434
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,360
(CHUCKLING) That's what you were thinking?
435
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,601
They are, right?
436
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,204
Well, enjoy 'em while you can.
437
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,643
I'm gonna have to reschedule
the abortion till after the auction.
438
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,771
About that deposit.
439
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,367
You know, I do have some savings
I could kick in.
440
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,206
No, no, no. Thank you.
It's a Gallagher thing.
441
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,125
Well, you lose the house,
it's gonna be somebody else's thing.
442
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,570
So, where's that money coming from?
443
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,680
I have an idea, I'm just not sure
how I feel about it, yet.
444
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,802
I'll let you know when I decide.
445
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,681
Savings, huh?
446
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,211
Literally hundreds of dollars.
447
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,527
(GIGGLING)
448
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,405
You fucking gold digger.
449
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,731
Hey, which button is it?
450
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,201
Says "bidet."
451
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,721
Right.
452
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,561
(GROANS)
453
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,081
Okay.
454
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,321
Ow. Whoa.
455
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,689
- Holy shit!
- You like it?
456
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,081
It's a new sensation.
457
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,361
Ow.
458
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,808
(CHUCKLING) In a good way?
459
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,770
I'm not sure.
460
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,081
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Ah.
461
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,487
Love a man with a clean ass.
462
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,641
Yeah.
463
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,801
Your sister's calling.
464
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,280
Shit.
465
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,449
Hey, I've been trying you
since last night.
466
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,846
Sorry, I got your messages,
467
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,203
I've just been doing this paperwork
for the pre-certified loan,
468
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,850
which might as well be in Swahili.
469
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,288
Yeah, you still need
the down payment, right.
470
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,125
Look I got 280 bucks
in the light fixture in my dorm room,
471
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,611
I'll have Ian go grab it, okay?
472
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,841
Thanks.
473
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,604
I'm sorry it's not more.
474
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,167
Listen, you need help
with the paperwork or anything?
475
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:57,008
Uh, no, it's my info they want.
How's it going there?
476
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,527
It's pretty swanky.
477
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,207
Swanky is good. I should go,
I'll text if there's news.
478
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,640
- All right. Bye.
- Bye.
479
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,490
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- IAN: Fiona.
480
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,846
- Yeah?
- You're not gonna believe this.
481
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,440
Holy shit.
482
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,651
Hi, Aunt Fiona.
483
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,081
- Fiona Gallagher?
- Uh-huh.
484
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,169
I'm Lysa,
with Juvenile Detention Services.
485
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,685
Charles is your nephew, correct?
486
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,850
I forgot about the swastika.
487
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,605
This is listed as his address.
488
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,841
His mom is incarcerated,
489
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,650
and we have no other family on record.
490
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,565
Could I...
491
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,681
Not to sound harsh, but there's gotta
be somewhere else he can go.
492
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,889
Eventually, we'll find him a foster home,
493
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,447
but that could take a while.
494
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,682
And there's a lot of minorities
in the state facility.
495
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,644
Not sure how long he'll survive.
496
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,121
Fuck no.
497
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,011
He can stay here
until we find another relative.
498
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,366
Any relatives.
499
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,048
Need you to sign to confirm
that you're a legal adult,
500
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,124
that this is a drug-free household,
that you will maintain--
501
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,645
Hold on.
502
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,361
(BLOWS)
503
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,086
Much better.
504
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,327
I'm hungry-
505
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,006
Ian, would you get your Nazi nephew
some breakfast?
506
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,081
If you let the cracker stay,
bitch gonna get a shiv in his neck.
507
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,401
Right here.
508
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,607
New rules.
509
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,525
No shivs in Chuckie's neck,
and no race wars...
510
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,445
In the house. Got it?
511
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,641
(BLOWS)
512
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,602
No one should face death alone,
am I right?
513
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,920
Excuse me?
514
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,881
Staring into that terrifying abyss
515
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,407
without the warmth of another human being?
516
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:22,122
Sure, we have medical professionals,
but I'm talking about intimacy.
517
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,841
The kind of support you--
Well, I'll just say it...
518
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,283
You get from a good woman.
519
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,521
What kind of cancer you got?
520
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,764
Oh. No, I'm just here for my wife.
521
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,321
She's in getting radiation.
Hey, George, let her go.
522
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,124
You're not wearing a wedding ring.
523
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,806
Uh, yeah,
I broke my finger a few years ago.
524
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,086
Since then, I have--
525
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,361
That's just fascinating.
526
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:55,126
So, your wife's getting radiation.
You mind if I ask how far along...
527
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,040
Stage three breast cancer.
528
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,927
Tsk. Stage three. That's tough.
529
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,646
How about you?
530
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,402
Oh, I'm not sick at the moment.
Frank Gallagher, Cancer Concierge.
531
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,281
I smooth the way for patients
with serious diagnoses.
532
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,523
And I know how hard it can be
on the spouses.
533
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,721
You got help with the kids?
534
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,967
What?
535
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:24,886
You know, a family to share the load,
a granny or two?
536
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,845
Ah. No, they're all back in Nebraska.
537
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,682
Paid help? Nanny, whatever? Anything?
538
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,362
Can't afford it. But we're managing.
539
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,129
Mm. And you're doing a great job.
540
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:39,961
(SIGHS)
541
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,244
Still. You gotta think of the kids.
542
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,725
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
543
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,641
You don't think he means it?
544
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,841
No.
545
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,084
I mean, he wouldn't light the guy's
house on fire. That's insane!
546
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,241
It is.
547
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,811
Yanis talks shit all the time.
548
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,809
Said he was gonna kill the Lisas.
549
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,570
He told Mr. Ryland
550
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,963
that he was gonna cut his balls off
and hang them from the rear-view
551
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,849
like fuzzy dice.
552
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,087
(LAUGHS) He didn't do that.
553
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,241
No.
554
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,566
But he did once tell me--
555
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,762
Kevin, it is bad enough
that you talked to that Greek psycho,
556
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,570
but now you gonna make me relive it?
557
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,041
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
558
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,961
Just reassure me.
559
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,043
I did, like, 20 times.
560
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,248
- We all talk shit...
- Yeah.
561
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,206
But most people, even the crazy
Greek ones, don't follow through.
562
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,441
Where you going?
563
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,647
Other job.
564
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,927
What other 'gob'?
565
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,406
Public Restroom.
566
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,605
It's not restroom.
567
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,922
New place, 19th Street. Very popular.
568
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,010
You're two-timing us with another bar?
569
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,964
Not bar. Speakeasy.
570
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,605
Hipster for "bar."
571
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,127
You know, I'm thinking I should
take you to meet owner, Georgia.
572
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,329
She's big success. Maybe learn
how to bring people into place.
573
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,845
We know how to run our own bar.
574
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,081
(CHUCKLES)
575
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,531
Look around, Kevin, there's no one here.
576
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,929
You did say
the hipsters were gonna come back.
577
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,845
Can you introduce us to this lady?
578
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,530
Come tonight, I text you address.
579
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,927
Hey, guys.
580
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,566
Hey, Kermit.
581
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,486
Who's getting topless?
582
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,721
Svetlana said.
583
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,405
Not "topless." Tapas.
584
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,486
I still hear "topless."
585
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,762
Kermit, pull up a stool.
Have something to eat.
586
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,010
What? Octopus doesn't go bad.
587
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,161
Says who?
588
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,724
Uh. No, thanks. Good seeing you guys.
589
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,251
- Flash him.
- What?
590
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,323
He's, like, our second customer
in three days. Flash him.
591
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,888
Kev, I am not flashing someone
every time something goes wrong.
592
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,605
Strange little bald man.
593
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,730
Sit down, get a drink.
594
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,446
I'll have a beer.
595
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,683
Hey, I just wanted to...
596
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,126
I mean, you pretty much
saved my life. Cookies?
597
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,521
(CHUCKLES)
598
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,405
Uh, where was this?
599
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,005
Central Ave Bridge.
600
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,525
The redhead. That's right.
601
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,165
Yeah, you'd have pulled through, anyway.
602
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,164
But I'm glad I could help. I'm Jason.
603
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,880
Good meeting you.
604
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,731
You want a smoothie?
605
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,166
-(BLENDERS WHIRRING)
-IAN: Uh.
606
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,040
Hey, guys, this is Ian.
607
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,091
That's JR, Stubbs, Adam, Caleb,
608
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,527
Hollywood, and that's Damian.
609
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,920
And that's Bart.
610
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,161
(IAN CHUCKLES)
611
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,731
- That you?
- Yeah.
612
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,689
With my husband, Phil, and our two kids.
613
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,401
Nice.
614
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,761
CALEB: Hey, what's your name, again?
615
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,685
Ian. Thanks.
616
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,611
When Caleb's not here,
he's in his sculpture studio.
617
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,091
He made that one right there.
618
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,880
Awesome.
619
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,491
So, what do you do?
620
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,451
I guess I'm a janitor.
621
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,241
Ooh. I had that gig. Sucked! (CHUCKLING)
622
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,441
(CHUCKLING)
623
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,406
Yeah.
624
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,242
You ever let anyone visit your studio?
625
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,523
I would, if anyone cared.
It's right by the airport.
626
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,041
(BELL RINGING)
627
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,085
WOMAN: (ON PA) Attention. Station Twelve.
628
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,481
Section One response.
629
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,967
On the Airline Bridge.
630
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,568
Response command at airport.
631
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,841
(TRUCK ENGINE IGNITION)
632
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,601
(SIREN WAILING)
633
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,601
(HORN HONKING)
634
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,761
Looks interesting.
635
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,481
HELENE: You think?
636
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,850
With the publication in 1949
of her seminal text,
637
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,490
The Second Sex,
638
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,201
Simone de Beauvoir
redefined the semiotics of femininity
639
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,249
throughout the Western world.
640
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,526
What has not been explored
641
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,286
is the relationship
between her loss of faith
642
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,841
and subsequent revolutionary views.
643
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,761
Sister Lilianne-Marie Montreaux
was a nun at the convent school
644
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,331
that de Beauvoir attended.
645
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,806
And it was Montreaux
646
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,883
who helped Simone grapple
with the theories that eventually--
647
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,286
I'm sorry.
648
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,441
HELENE: Yes?
649
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,291
Are you saying Montreaux
was a formative influence?
650
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,686
Without taking credit away
from de Beauvoir,
651
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,841
yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
652
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,047
But you've read the letters?
653
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,048
We don't have any surviving
correspondence between them.
654
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,725
But I've done extensive research
on their time--
655
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,689
Sorry, we do have letters.
656
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,641
I'd be aware.
657
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,529
Discovered a few weeks
ago by an estate trustee.
658
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,848
We have them at Loyola.
659
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,166
Judge for yourself,
660
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,527
but I think they prove the opposite
of what you're asserting.
661
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,326
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
662
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,124
I look forward to reading them.
663
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,251
In the meantime,
664
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,483
we have at least tertiary evidence
that Montreaux inspired--
665
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,091
I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be an asshole, here.
666
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,321
Yes.
667
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,330
It's in the letters. Montreaux had
a very narrow worldview,
668
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,803
specifically regarding acceptance
of patriarchal realities.
669
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,001
Really?
670
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,161
If anything,
671
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,850
the reconceived semiotics
of The Second Sex
672
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,240
were formulated later,
673
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,606
in opposition to a colleague
674
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,286
whose work reinforced
traditional gender binaries.
675
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,290
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
676
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,761
Anything else?
677
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,640
Okay, so...
678
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,047
VERONICA: I only got an hour.
679
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,328
Then I gotta meet Svetlana
to check out the competition.
680
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,164
- Which is?
- Public Restroom.
681
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,209
That's what it's called.
And they serve tapas.
682
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,970
I mean, who goes to a place
called Restroom
683
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,288
and is like, "You know what?
I think I wanna order some food."
684
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,007
Hold on, hold on. Yeah, I'm here. Sure.
685
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,409
Thank you so much
for all your help, Peter.
686
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,891
I'll let you know how it goes.
687
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,770
- Holy shit!
- It came through?
688
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,651
Pre-certified for a mortgage loan
of up to $100,000.
689
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,605
Did those bankers not learn anything
from that mortgage crisis bullshit?
690
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,888
I mean, no offense,
but giving that kind of money to you?
691
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,769
Totally. And thank God for Sean.
692
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,490
He was the one who pushed me
to get this loan.
693
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,122
(CHUCKLES) He's like Superman,
except for the whole junkie thing.
694
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,765
Does he know about Gus's ring?
695
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,762
Well, he knows that it exists,
but not that I'm pawning it.
696
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,641
Let's see.
697
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,001
(SIGHS)
698
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,641
You know, I've been trying to,
like, get angry at Gus,
699
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,804
thinking about that bitchy song
that he wrote about me, but...
700
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,689
Any way you look at it, this is shitty.
701
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,250
Belonged to his grandmama?
702
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,726
Yeah, his dead grandma.
703
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,685
And there's some story...
704
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,481
Like, she survived the Holocaust
with it in her cooch?
705
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,210
- What?
- Yeah, it's something intense.
706
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,681
Well, you should get extra
for dead Grandma's cooch ring.
707
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,929
I had it appraised. The guy said
it's worth $7,000.
708
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,161
Seven...
709
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,969
- Seven grand? Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
710
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,046
Fuck Gus's dead grandmama.
Go on and buy your house.
711
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,165
- Yo. What are you doing?
- Helping Uncle Nick.
712
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,322
Don't call him that.
Get the fuck out of here.
713
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,561
(GROANING)
714
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,206
He's a white supremacist Nazi.
You remember that!
715
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,686
He don't know shit.
716
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,970
I went to the DMV. I'm not old enough
to get my license, but you are, so...
717
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,929
I got these for you
to study up on the test.
718
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,560
We can score wheels,
pick up shorty after soccer practice.
719
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,722
Pull up and she'll be like, "Damn!"
720
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,928
Don't want to take a test.
I just want my bike.
721
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,843
Man, what's with you
and this bike, anyway?
722
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,729
When I was nine years old,
other kids had bikes.
723
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,008
I told my pops I wanted one,
he beat on me.
724
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,724
But I got the money.
725
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,887
Took me a year. I got it.
726
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,725
A bike just like this one.
727
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,327
Had it for one day
before Pops traded it for a rock.
728
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,401
Shit.
729
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,730
They lock me up for what I did to him.
730
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,363
When I'm inside, they ask me,
"You homesick?"
731
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,241
I say, "No. I just want my bike."
732
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,001
(PAWNBROKER HUMMING)
733
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,926
Nineteen hundred.
734
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,690
It's worth seven grand.
735
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,403
I'm offering 1,900.
736
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,881
Six grand.
737
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,727
1,900.
738
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,405
Fuck kind of negotiation is that?
739
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,766
Then I'm leaving.
740
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,567
- Aren't we leaving?
- Nah, I'm bluffing.
741
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,245
Well, tell him about grandma's cooch.
742
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,281
Four grand.
Final offer, take it or leave it.
743
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,081
1,900.
744
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,241
Shit.
745
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,206
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- Go away. I said go away.
746
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,966
And I would do that,
only this is time-sensitive.
747
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,361
A lead on potential employment for you.
748
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,607
I don't need it.
749
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,685
What's that?
"Dog walker."
750
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,371
Well, once you get established,
it's steady work.
751
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,806
Sure...
752
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,602
But, you know, it's gonna be winter
before you have this kid.
753
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,649
You don't want to be
eight months pregnant,
754
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,006
freezing your ass off
755
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,642
while half a dozen mutts
drag you sideways across the ice.
756
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,121
That's a genuine risk
to your unborn child.
757
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,121
Ugh.
758
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,244
So what employment are you talking about?
759
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,480
Working as a nanny for a very nice family.
760
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,841
It's flexible hours.
761
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,924
Plus, it's working with kids!
It's great practice.
762
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,320
What's the catch?
763
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,281
There's no catch.
764
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,724
This is me showing love and concern
for my soon-to-be grandchild.
765
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,646
Come on. What do you say?
They want to meet tomorrow morning.
766
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,441
(GROANS)
767
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,041
(HELENE GIGGLING)
768
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,481
There you go.
769
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,365
I'm good, I'm good.
770
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,161
Oh...
771
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,006
Why do they put mirrors in elevators?
772
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,531
To make you feel less closed-in, I guess.
773
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,366
Easy. Careful, all right?
774
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,245
Come on. Let's fuck
and watch ourselves in the mirror.
775
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,883
We got thirty seconds,
but I can try and be quick.
776
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,521
(CONTINUES GIGGLING)
777
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,881
(GRUNTS)
778
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,121
Fuck.
779
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,401
(ALARM BUZZING)
780
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,922
LIP: Don't play
with the buttons, all right?
781
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,168
Fine. Come on.
782
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,041
Why don't we wait, wait till we
get back to the hotel room, huh?
783
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,361
(HELENE LAUGHING)
784
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,882
Hey! Hey, be careful!
785
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,881
Stop it!
786
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,926
They don't mind. You don't mind, do you?
787
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,804
And when do you get this kind
of excitement in Indianapolis...
788
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,570
- Hey.
- Am I right?
789
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,723
Did we meet at the conference?
Helene Runyon.
790
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,209
- Hi. (LAUGHING)
- Hey, easy!
791
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,128
Is this, like, the employee entrance?
792
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,840
No. It's... Creative concept.
793
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,771
Yeah, I don't get it.
794
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,721
Flush.
795
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,681
(TOILET FLUSH)
796
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,925
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
797
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,610
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
798
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,565
Those guys used to come to the Alibi!
799
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,449
Yes. It's new hot place.
800
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,646
Fifteen bucks a drink.
801
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,281
- Two choices.
- Number One and Number Two?
802
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,885
Georgia! It's my friend.
She love the place.
803
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,280
Yes, I'm a big fan.
804
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,646
I go work now.
805
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,563
Rude and hard to understand.
She's irreplaceable.
806
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,610
So, how do you get all these people
to come here? You advertise?
807
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,410
Advertise? That's the kiss of death.
808
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,971
So, it's word of mouth?
809
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,851
What do we all want?
To be in on a secret, right?
810
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,571
I try to make these venues
as hard to find as possible.
811
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,291
All black. No signs. No lights.
812
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,569
So, say a newspaper wrote you were,
I don't know,
813
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,370
the Best Shittiest Bar on the South Side--
814
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,409
- Like the Alibi Room.
- You know the Alibi?
815
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,369
Oh. That place was like a gold mine.
816
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,364
So much potential.
Till they hung that banner.
817
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,000
So, if the Alibi took down the banner...
818
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:18,087
Oh. No, there's no coming back from that.
Chris! Excuse me.
819
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,404
So, you got the loan,
820
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,767
but you're a few bucks short
on the deposit.
821
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,845
(SIGHS) Lip and Ian had 450.
I had two saved.
822
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,401
No way I'm taking Carl's cartel money.
823
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,042
Debbie's saving up for Baby Huey, so...
824
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,922
I pawned the engagement ring
that Gus gave me.
825
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,650
Because I'm a horrible person.
826
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,601
What'd you get for it?
827
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,442
(SIGHS) Nineteen hundred. Still 950 short.
828
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,282
Nine... That's so weird.
829
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,487
L just happen to have $950
burning a hole in my pocket.
830
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,645
- Really?
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
831
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,326
- You sure?
- Yeah. Come on.
832
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,881
Mm.
833
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,241
(SEAN LAUGHING)
834
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,407
Thanks. This is a loan.
835
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,164
Yeah, you're damn right, it's a loan.
836
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,247
What if we don't get the house?
837
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,811
Ah. You'll figure it out.
838
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,610
Kids are older
than last time this happened.
839
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,006
"Last time"?
840
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,085
Well, we've never been
in foreclosure before,
841
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,925
'cause Frank's never owned
anything in his life, but...
842
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,571
On the street with these kids?
843
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,121
The first time, I was, like, 10.
844
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,801
(GROANS SOFTLY)
845
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,445
Well, like you said, you're...
You're older now.
846
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,969
I'd have to split 'em up.
847
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,329
Debbie and Carl still aren't ready
to be on their own, and...
848
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,608
I gotta keep an eye on Ian.
849
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,967
Worst case scenario,
I'll just move in with you.
850
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,721
Relax, I was just kidding. (CHUCKLING)
851
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,042
God, you look like you got stung by a bee.
852
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,204
No, I was imagining
what it would look like,
853
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,522
me and you living together.
854
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,411
In a good way, just thinking it through.
855
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,323
I'm hungry. You want anything?
856
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,081
-(RETCHING)
- LIP: (SOFTLY) All right.
857
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,325
(HELENE COUGHING)
858
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,641
(GROANING)
859
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,006
Sexy, huh? (SCOFFS)
860
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,442
Just don't hit the bidet button, there.
861
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,601
Mmm.
862
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,405
Oh. Sorry. (SIGHS)
You were hoping to get laid.
863
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,601
Nah.
864
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,121
(CHUCKLING)
865
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,847
Oh.
866
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,169
My book is toast.
867
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,202
I was humiliated in front of my peers
868
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,289
-by a gay Jesuit.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
869
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,007
It's great
the guys study feminism, it's...
870
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,210
You know, it shouldn't make it worse,
that it was a guy. But it does.
871
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,885
Tsk. You know, you might wanna wait
till you're sober...
872
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,484
Before you start to assess your life.
873
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,604
Am I a cliché?
874
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,567
What?
875
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,607
You know, Mrs. Robinson,
chasing young guys. (CHUCKLING)
876
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,043
Well, Mrs. Robinson was hot,
so it's not a bad thing.
877
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,889
And no, you're not a cliché.
878
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,245
One day...
879
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,364
- Someday...
- Mm-hmm.
880
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,361
You're gonna be with a girl your age.
881
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:54,122
And you're gonna tell her
about the older woman.
882
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,604
Who taught you about wine and hotels.
883
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,564
- And bidets...
-(CHUCKLING)
884
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,204
- Bellhop thought we were married.
- Did he?
885
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,361
Mm.
886
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,445
Is that so crazy?
887
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:26,086
When you and I got together,
I was looking for a fling.
888
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,811
(SOFTLY) But this is different.
889
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,810
It's so much more than that. You know?
890
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,680
Yeah.
891
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,684
-(GROANS) on, God.
- Shit.
892
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,326
(RETCHING)
893
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,366
(KNOCKING)
894
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:33,166
FRANK: Smile! Come on, come on!
895
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,491
Hi! You must be Erica,
wonderful to meet you.
896
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,961
I'm Frank. This is Debbie.
Did Tyler mention--
897
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,327
Yeah. You're here to interview
as the nanny.
898
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,005
Uh, yeah. Hi. (CHUCKLES)
899
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,561
Hi. Uh, well, we could use one.
900
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,206
But I'm not feeling well
and Tyler's running late,
901
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,284
so you can wait for him inside.
902
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,561
She's sick?
903
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,764
It's very sad.
But it's a nice enough house, right?
904
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,161
(EXHALES)
905
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,365
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
906
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,041
(HELENE SNIFFLING)
907
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,361
(SOFTLY) Hi.
908
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,201
I thought I'd let you sleep.
909
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,521
How you feeling?
910
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,008
Can a person overdose on aspirin?
911
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,241
(CHUCKLES)
912
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,047
I threw up in a toilet bidet.
Might be a new low.
913
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,248
Oh, well, the paramedics weren't called,
914
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,880
so it's better than your average
night in my house growing up.
915
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,121
(CHUCKLES)
916
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,801
I vaguely recall
an extremely earnest conversation.
917
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,200
Sorry if I was a bore.
918
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,928
No, no, it wasn't boring. Actually...
919
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,084
There's nothing like a bottle of wine
and a couple Martini chasers...
920
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,568
(CHUCKLES) To get me
talking nonsense, so...
921
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,122
Do me a favor, pretend it never happened.
922
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,282
We'll just put this weekend behind us.
923
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,521
Okay?
924
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,005
I'll check us out.
925
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,244
Do you and your mother need a taxi?
926
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,168
- What?
- The lady.
927
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,805
No. No, thanks.
928
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,683
CARL: Hey, what's up, beautiful?
929
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,128
Heading home, right?
You want to ride in style?
930
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,765
(SCOFFS) Not really.
931
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,441
This is yours.
932
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,328
- Got the receipt?
- Yeah.
933
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,289
At least ride it home
while you think about it.
934
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,650
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
935
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,766
Don't ride too close.
936
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,964
Since I've been sick,
I haven't been much use around here.
937
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,168
Tyler's had his hands full.
938
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,001
There's no shame in having help,
under the circumstances.
939
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,282
And Debbie loves working with children.
940
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,329
In fact, she's looking forward
to having kids of her own,
941
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,801
so this would be great practice.
942
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,121
You seem a little young.
943
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,406
- She's 18.
- I'm 18.
944
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,246
I'm afraid I have to lie down.
Um, like I said, Tyler will be back soon.
945
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,526
- Okay.
- Can we help?
946
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,603
Oh, no. Thanks, sweetheart.
947
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,723
I can make it. It was nice to meet you.
948
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,881
Yes.
949
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,041
(DOOR CLOSING)
950
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,690
And, voilà. Guest room.
951
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,327
Little small,
but I think I can make it work.
952
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:51,845
You'?
953
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,162
Why would you be staying
in their guest room?
954
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,847
Working dishwasher.
955
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,527
Name-brand cereal,
none of that generic crap.
956
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,843
An ideal place for us to raise the kid.
957
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,203
Wait till you meet the husband,
then you can thank me.
958
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,726
Wait.
959
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,083
You're setting me up
with a dying woman's husband?
960
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,321
They're married!
961
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,845
- Not for long.
- Frank!
962
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,684
You're gonna be a godsend to this family.
963
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,002
The father's going to be sick with grief.
964
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,006
He'll need a shoulder to lean on,
and then to sleep on.
965
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,765
Ugh. I'm leaving.
966
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,604
See the backyard?
967
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,569
Swing set, trampoline.
968
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,200
It's like a playground,
but without a pedophile.
969
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,401
(DOOR OPENS)
970
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,731
- Hi.
- Hi.
971
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,405
Sorry, I'm late.
972
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,690
- Deb?
- Hi.
973
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,366
Uh, guys, there's someone
I want you to meet. Hello?
974
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,646
She's sleeping.
975
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,291
I'm sorry, the kids are off somewhere.
976
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,487
That's okay. (CHUCKLING)
977
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,722
Uh. Just let me deal with these groceries.
978
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,927
(INAUDIBLE)
979
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,005
Uh, can I help?
980
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,288
Yeah. That'd be great, thanks.
981
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,525
Drop that up there.
982
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,760
Ten minutes, Alex will cover
and then we go, okay?
983
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,041
Yep.
984
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:17,286
Um, listen. If you don't get the house,
you can come stay at my place.
985
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,488
Will's coming next weekend,
so if you're okay with that--
986
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,769
You've been great. Really.
I'll find a place to crash.
987
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,251
Not with me?
988
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,722
Let's just wait until we're ready,
instead of being forced into it.
989
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,888
Do you feel forced? I don't.
990
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,690
You have your doubts, which I get.
991
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,524
You mean last night
when you brought it up?
992
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,842
I told you, you were reading that wrong.
993
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,001
I don't think so.
994
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,281
When me and my ex moved in together,
995
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,171
there was stuff she didn't know about me.
996
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,481
Created problems later.
997
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:50,801
My NA sponsor thinks
998
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,884
I should be more up-front with you
if things get serious with us.
999
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:59,566
You mentioned living together,
that's what went through my mind.
1000
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,966
What don't I know?
1001
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,121
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1002
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,249
We can hash through all that.
Right now, we should go.
1003
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,447
- We should, we should--
- No,no,no.
1004
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,681
- You're an addict.
- Yeah.
1005
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,281
If there's more to say
before we shack up, spit it out.
1006
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,442
'Cause in an hour, I might be homeless.
1007
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,769
- You want to do this now?
- Right.
1008
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,251
- Now?
- Right.
1009
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,801
(CHUCKLES)
1010
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,326
Really building it up.
1011
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,481
Okay.
1012
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,241
Um.
1013
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:32,245
Yeah. I, uh, went to prison in my 20s.
1014
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,166
- I figured...
- Yeah.
1015
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,089
With all the ex-cons you hire.
1016
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,930
- For drugs.
- Yeah.
1017
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,684
And I killed a guy.
1018
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,570
(CHUCKLES) Right.
1019
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,686
I'm not joking.
1020
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,486
I was drunk and high,
I'm sleeping in a van.
1021
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,849
I get in a fight
with another junkie over...
1022
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,525
Damn, I don't know what.
1023
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,967
Fuck.
1024
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,249
Uh, he went down, I kept beating him.
1025
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,131
I guess his head hit the curb
or something.
1026
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,044
He went to the hospital,
and later, he died.
1027
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,369
It was a long time ago.
1028
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,007
But it's something I live with.
And I should have mentioned it.
1029
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,881
(SOFTLY) Yeah.
1030
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,400
Anything else?
1031
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,402
Heroin, killed a guy...
No, that's all that comes to mind.
1032
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,561
Okay.
1033
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,845
(SOFTLY) Okay.
1034
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,520
Finish up on the floor, and we'll go.
1035
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,761
Yeah, I didn't wanna--
1036
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,325
Finish up and we'll go.
1037
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,406
KEV: Yanis! Hey, brother!
1038
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,608
Going for a stroll?
Going pretty fast, there.
1039
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,205
You know where I'm going.
1040
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,566
Oh, God.
1041
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,966
You gonna help me?
1042
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,606
If not, you might as well get lost.
You're drawing attention.
1043
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,003
I'm begging you, please, turn around.
Oh, God damn it.
1044
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,808
Good-bye, lawyer shit!
1045
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,884
You turned Yanis into a cripple!
1046
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,931
Now you and your shit wife
and your shit kids
1047
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,129
are gonna die in a lawyer-shit bonfire!
1048
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,801
No,no,no!
1049
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,321
He didn't cut the cable
to your motorcycle! I did.
1050
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,406
But I meant to cut the throttle
1051
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,961
so you would stop revving your engine.
1052
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,323
I'm just trying to keep the peace
in the neighborhood, man!
1053
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,801
Only, the brake cable
and the throttle cable
1054
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,685
look a lot alike, which is a design flaw.
1055
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,562
Yanis, you got paralyzed
and I feel really bad.
1056
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:04,929
I am so fucking sorry, man.
1057
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,970
But if you can find it in your heart
to forgive me,
1058
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,168
we could have an extra-strong friendship
1059
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,847
because of what we went through.
1060
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,081
Yeah?
1061
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,286
Oh, man!
1062
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:22,169
Oh, man, I can't tell you how good
that feels to get that off my chest.
1063
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,361
(CHUCKLING)
1064
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,928
It's like taking a thousand-pound shit.
1065
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,680
-(SIGHS)
-(LIGHTER CLINKING)
1066
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,441
What are you doing?
1067
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,888
Yanis. Yanis!
1068
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,849
Now, I know this brings up
strong feelings, but, hey--
1069
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,884
Put that down so we can work
on our extra-strong friendship! Ah!
1070
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,371
Oh, Shit! Fuck!
1071
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,006
(YANIS SCREAMING)
1072
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:55,090
Holy shit! Help! Help!
1073
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,571
(YANIS CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1074
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,721
(BLOWS)
1075
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,844
(AUCTIONEER AUCTIONEERING)
1076
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,248
- Hey.
- Hi. You made it. How was the trip?
1077
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,561
Still processing.
1078
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,881
- Where's Kev?
- Sold! You got her. 90,000.
1079
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,605
He was supposed to be here,
I don't know what happened.
1080
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,491
Okay, next up, 2119 North Wallace Street.
1081
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,641
Guys.
1082
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,524
It's a four-bedroom, one-and-a-half bath
1083
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,889
in a up-and-coming neighborhood,
adjacent to a community garden.
1084
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,684
Oh. Sounds almost livable.
1085
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,887
Heard this place has a rat problem!
1086
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,088
Yeah, and Honduran squatters
live in the basement.
1087
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,527
How about 50,000?
Fifty thousand for the four-bedroom.
1088
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:37,681
All right, who would give 50?
1089
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,245
I have 50,000 bid in the back
right there.
1090
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,441
How about 60? I'm looking for 60,000.
1091
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,681
Dive in.
1092
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,410
60! Wanna give it a go for 60,
I'm looking for 60,000.
1093
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,766
Thank you. Now 70?
Who would give it for 70?
1094
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,161
70,000. I have 70 right here.
1095
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,522
Who would give it for 80?
80 right here. You're up!
1096
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,808
You gotta beat 80,000.
Hey, I don't think so...
1097
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,525
80,000 bid in the back. How about 90?
1098
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,761
I'm looking for 90,000 right here.
1099
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,764
Who can give 90?
You can bid right there. Thank you.
1100
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,929
Now 100. One hundred thousand...
1101
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,650
- This is it.
- One hundred. Thank you.
1102
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,763
Now 110? Who would bid 110?
Who would give it a go for 110?
1103
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,281
110 going once, going twice--
Ooh, 110 in the back now.
1104
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,686
Now, 120. You're out. You gotta beat 120.
1105
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,046
Who would bid 120?
Who would give it a go 120?
1106
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,201
I gotta have 120.
1107
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,361
- Hurry up!
- We're gonna lose it.
1108
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,965
- Raise the card.
- I can't, I can't.
1109
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,764
- We can't go over 100,000.
- We gotta raise the card.
1110
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,490
New bidder, right here with 120, now.
Who wanna bid 130.
1111
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,841
- You can bid back in.
- We're out.
1112
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,690
How about our man, who would give 130?
Give it a go.
1113
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,120
130, let me know! 130, in the back.
1114
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,685
Now 40. Everybody else is out.
You gotta beat 140.
1115
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,211
Who would give that a go?
140, are you sure?
1116
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,044
130 right here, going once.
1117
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,846
You don't wanna miss it.
130 in the back going twice...
1118
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,161
Are you thinking about it?
1119
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,209
For 140,000, what do you think? Last call.
1120
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,730
Sold! You got her. 130,000. Thank you!
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