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Liberty, this is control.
Requesting lunar orbit status.
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Control, this is Liberty.
Touch down in T-minus 20 and counting.
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Approaching Terminator line.
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Roger that. Be advised
radio stat on contact.
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Roger that. 7/10 plus VGX,
landing window is optimal.
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Landing vector approved.
Initiate 3rd phase.
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Begin descend prep, Liberty.
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Approaching landing
coordinates Delta, VGC 7-3-11.
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum.
Touch down in T-minus 12,
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11, 10, 9, ...
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8, 7, 6, ...
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5, 4, 3, ...
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2, 1.
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- And now lets, uh, drop the banners.
- Oh, for God's... Must we?
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- The Eagle has landed, baby! Ha-ha!
- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.
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One small step for the man, that's one small
step for the man, that's one small step...
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That's...
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One small step for the man... one small...
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That's one small step for man, one giant...
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Oh, shit!
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"Neil Armstrong, look out!"
Another quote for the ages.
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May shit your face and help me up!
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Easy now, come on. Come on!
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- Go!
- No-no-no, stay, stay!
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Okay, and... and... got it.
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- Try not to get hurt, huh?
- Okay.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey! What am I supposed to do now?
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Why don't you go and sit that flag
up over there by the rocks... whatever.
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We go live in 15 minutes.
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Okay. No problem.
I can do that.
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There you are, flaggy flag.
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Oh God, these pants are tight!
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No!!
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Mission control I can confirm
vast quantities of Helium-3.
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- The readings are even stronger this way.
- What? You're breaking up...
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Please be adviced you may
be nearing a radio shadow...
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Adjust communica... freq...
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No fucking way!
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Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thing
hopping around over there?
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I thought you were supposed to
be taking some photos of me?
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- Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?
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- Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.
- What?
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It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! Hey,
there's something over here you need to see.
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No, Sanders! Sanders!!
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San... Ohh!
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Oh God!
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Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.
I need to get the hell out of here!!
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I must be trippin'...
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Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin
Renate Richter!
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Heil Hitler!
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Boys and girls, please sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?
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Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday
of the Moon Führer so we should say
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"Heil Kortzfleisch"!
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You're such an exemplary boy.
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Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.
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It's the language we need to know
when we return to those...
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who need our help.
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In English, now.
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Where are we from?
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- Siegfried.
- The Earth.
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Yes, more specifically?
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- Gertruda?
- Germany!
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And when did we leave?
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- Brunhilda.
- 1945.
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- And where did we go?
- The Dark side of the Moon.
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Brilliant.
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So...
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- Who is this?
- Capitalists!
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- And this!
- Bolsheviks.
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- And all the rest?
- Untermenschen!
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And, meine Lieblinge...
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what do we say when
we return to Earth?
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And those poor, starving children...
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those uneducated, unloved...
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unclothed rebels...
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as they put us, the Master race.
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When we step off our ship...
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bearing our love...
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our wisdom, our kindness...
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Again, meine Lieblinge, what do we say?
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We come in peace!
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Attention! A Song Moment.
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- Heil Hitler!
- Hitler...
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What is that, Mr. Adler?
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A spy from the Earth.
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I captured him myself. He seems to
be the leader of the shock troops.
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Mr. Adler, is this... is this a joke?
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Dammit, shit!
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What the hell are you?
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Brother, may you better recognize?
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What, last name Washington,
first name James?
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I mean, anybody? Anybody?
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What, dont't you watch the news?
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What do you mean, "What the hell am I?"
Now, what the hell are you?
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I mean, look at you, man...
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looking like a Mardi Gras parade reject.
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Who you supposed to be anyway?
Ah, Prince Harry?
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Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler! You speak
English. What did he say?
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Hey, what does a brother have to do
to get a drink around here?
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I'm like Serengeti-dry within this beast!
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The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world
famous short films.
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Which illustrates in just ten minutes, his wish
that one day, the entire world would be held
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in the Great Führer's
wise and gentle hands.
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- Any questions?
- I have a question... Meine Hertz.
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Herr Adler!
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In my classroom we adhere to a strictly
formal manner of addressing one another.
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To what do we owe the
honor of this visit?
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Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs Oberführer
Adler?
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We capture an earthling.
Your expertise is required.
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- What's up today in the canteen?
- I heard, Sauerkraut.
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- Again! Three times a week we eat Führer sauerkraut?
- Hey! Hey, Sauerkraut, right?
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No-no-no, no. I love piece of Sauerkraut!
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Yeah...
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Yeah... and, um... kindergarten!
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Man, love kindergarten.
I mean, mess did in it, actually.
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And, and, and... Volkswagen!
Huh? Fahrvergnügen! Hey!
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German words, right?
You know, this is it.
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Where I come from, we speak German, too.
We know...
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Oh! Damn, you will be sorry
you did that, white boy!
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Capture him! No!
Capture him! Don't shoot!
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There is a male Negro.
Unarmed, but may be dangerous.
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What does he look like?
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Where does he come from?
What is he wearing?
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How do I look?
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Like they say in English...
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You are a knockout!
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How do I get out of here?
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Thanks lady.
Have a nice day.
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No, Mr. Untermensch.
That is the... airlock. No!!
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You... you might want to...
cover up a bit.
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All good?
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- Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests...
- No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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Listen to me, listen to me!
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I know a lot of important people!
They're very important people.
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I even know the President of
the United States of America.
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Now now, as you kill me, then that's
just a really fucked up situation.
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You know the President of the
United States of the Americas?
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Take him to Dr. Richter's
laboratory.
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Thanks homie.
I talk to you later, baby.
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Question, what is this apparatus?
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Look, man, how would I know?
I'm just a model.
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- A model what? Citizen?
- No, man, a model model.
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Damn, what's wrong with you two?
You blind or something? Shit.
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- I'm pretty.
- Are you part of the shock troops before the invasion?
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Invasion? Man,
you all must be tripping.
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What is your mission?!?
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Look, dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?
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- What is this device?
- Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone
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- and a computer.
- What?
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That is not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No, man! 'Das' ancient history, homie.
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- Dumb negro.
- He talks nonsense.
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- It might be a dialect.
- Probable reason is the skin colour.
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Right.
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His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.
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Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.
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No. I need to know why he's here.
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You have 24 hours, Doctor.
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Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible method.
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Pain.
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Ridiculous.
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Ein homo terrestris.
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Yeah...
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I mean, Nietzsche overhere got attitude problem.
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That boy's got a stick so far
in his ass he doesn't know
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whether or not his shit has turned
black if you know what I'm saying.
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Have you got a cell phone up? Doc?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, would you look up
these mad scientists.
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Look at him. That boy is the real deal.
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Like Mickey Mouse on crack.
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What's up, dude?
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Okay, Mini-Mengele.
Look man, I don't like the look of this!
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You are not coming here with that, are you?
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Don't try to play dumb with me.
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It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the Moon.
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- Talk about disaster.
- Um, not to be the contrarian Madam President
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but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
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It was my great idea had they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas.
I hired you because of your Midas touch.
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And now my approval ratings are in the
toilet and that election is just weeks away.
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You dropped the ball, Vivian. You!
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Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle!
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Actually how was sending
those two astronauts to the Moon
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supposed to get me re-elected? Exactly?
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We haven’t been to the Moon for 50 years.
One of them was black.
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- Thought it would look good.
- Look good how?
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Like I said, one of them was black.
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted years
ago with that errand boy, Powell? Alan Powell?
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- Colin Powell.
- That was close.
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- And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job.
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- And what am I supposed to do?
- You look so weary, Madam President.
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- Hm, okay. Okay.
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Here I come, you bitches!
You bitchy bitches!!
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- Herr Adler!
- Klaus, please.
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- May I?
- Of course.
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I've come to discuss our union.
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- Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.
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I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.
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- Our genetic match is 97 percent.
- Oh, how romantic.
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Science demands us
to unite physically.
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It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.
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And... what about my scientific research?
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One day, Renate...
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All this will be ours.
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But first, I must conquer the Earth.
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Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way.
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In the way of final victory.
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The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.
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Your place, Renate, is by my side.
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What an honor.
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Renate.
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Let us march together.
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Let me nestle in your eagle's nest.
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Herr Adler...
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Klaus...
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Here.
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You should study this.
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I made a dog ear on page 65.
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Thank you.
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National Socialist manual for sexual intercourse
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Gentlemen! The Warship 'Götterdämmerung'.
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Our miracle weapon that has been
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under development for 40 years.
The dream of our... legendary Führer.
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But unfortunately only a dream,
until now.
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- Please, Doctor.
- Watch this!
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This tiny device, gentlemen
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has over a thousand times more computing
power than our biggest computers together.
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I made this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.
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I call this Universal
Systematic Binding, USB for short.
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This will lift it into the air. At last,
gentlemen, the 'Götterdämmerung' will fly!
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You saw it!
You saw it with your own eyes!
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Please, my Führer, let
me return to the Earth.
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Let me get more of these
devices.
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- No one has ever returned from such flight.
- I will return.
240
00:27:00,893 --> 00:27:05,115
We don't have a choice if we want
to execute the Earth invasion.
241
00:27:12,407 --> 00:27:15,807
Are you willing
to work with the Führer,
242
00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:20,466
stand behind the Wehrmacht,
243
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:25,848
in the name of the fatherland!
244
00:27:27,353 --> 00:27:30,727
Thank you.
Thought my ears were gonna bleed.
245
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,914
You're welcome.
246
00:27:46,112 --> 00:27:49,137
May I... ask what you name is?
247
00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:52,093
Washington.
James Washington.
248
00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:54,765
- What's yours?
- Renate Richter.
249
00:27:55,753 --> 00:27:59,330
It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.
250
00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:01,031
James Washington.
251
00:28:02,652 --> 00:28:06,484
- I'm Earthologist.
- I'm sorry, a... a what?
252
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:09,616
An expert on the planet Earth.
253
00:28:10,108 --> 00:28:12,825
Great. Never heard that
line of work before.
254
00:28:13,111 --> 00:28:14,562
Oh, it is very important.
255
00:28:14,882 --> 00:28:16,298
Oh, I am sure it is.
256
00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,568
Tell me something, miss Earthologist,
257
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,276
you ever been to Earth?
258
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,126
No.
259
00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:26,300
But we have sent some Reichsflugscheiben.
260
00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:29,681
Spacecraft.
261
00:28:30,548 --> 00:28:32,605
It is a very dangerous mission.
262
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,438
Nobody has ever returned.
263
00:28:38,721 --> 00:28:40,644
How do you survive in that squatter?
264
00:28:41,476 --> 00:28:44,690
In that...?
Oh, you ask me what my job is.
265
00:28:44,942 --> 00:28:47,697
Well... I'm a model.
266
00:28:49,356 --> 00:28:51,119
A model of what exactly?
267
00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:53,998
What it you people keep asking me
that question? Look...
268
00:28:54,325 --> 00:28:55,999
I am a model. Okay, sister?
269
00:28:56,327 --> 00:28:59,829
I smile, I show my sixpack,
people take pictures of me. Period.
270
00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:04,906
- Why would they take pictures of you?
- Because I'm hot, damn it!
271
00:29:05,602 --> 00:29:07,477
I mean, what, you think I'm hot, right?
272
00:29:09,065 --> 00:29:10,002
Right?
273
00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:20,809
I have no idea what your temperature is.
274
00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:26,630
What's wrong with your skin?
275
00:29:28,204 --> 00:29:31,780
Come on now, please. I mean,
you have met a brother before, right?
276
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,777
- No, I'm the only child.
- No... no, no, no, I didn't mean like that. I meant...
277
00:29:38,272 --> 00:29:39,326
a black man.
278
00:29:39,825 --> 00:29:43,734
No... and this continues to confuse me,
because...
279
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:47,028
you are much blacker
when I first encountered you.
280
00:29:47,772 --> 00:29:50,974
Okay girl, look.
Either I'm black or you're blind.
281
00:29:52,610 --> 00:29:54,748
Look, what is going to happen to me?
282
00:29:55,013 --> 00:29:57,921
I mean, what's with this... this guy
that keeps sticking needles in me?
283
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:01,274
- And what of this other angry dude?
- My father's sticking needles into you?
284
00:30:01,439 --> 00:30:03,641
That freaking scientist guy?
That's your dad?
285
00:30:05,399 --> 00:30:07,309
And what about, you know...!
286
00:30:08,972 --> 00:30:10,901
Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs
Oberführer Adler?
287
00:30:11,281 --> 00:30:13,401
- I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.
288
00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:17,417
He's going to be...
the next Führer.
289
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:20,690
And my husband.
290
00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,970
What, did you lose a bet or something?
291
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:29,855
I mean... Hey... look... lucky you.
292
00:30:31,385 --> 00:30:34,274
Well, actually, lucky him.
293
00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:40,828
I shouldn't even be here.
294
00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:43,456
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you can
not leave me tied up like this.
295
00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:47,811
- Please do me a favor.
- What?
296
00:30:47,891 --> 00:30:50,084
- Play a Nazi.
- Well, if I don't?
297
00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:55,503
- They will eliminate you.
- Oh great.
298
00:30:59,321 --> 00:31:01,844
Is there a different radio station?!
299
00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:07,759
Looks good.
300
00:31:11,159 --> 00:31:14,687
This will solve our little problem.
301
00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:20,459
I'm coming.
302
00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:25,860
Looks very good!
303
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:30,114
And now we just...
304
00:31:41,293 --> 00:31:42,960
Why don't you take me with you?
305
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,335
Don't worry, darling.
306
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:47,924
After I've completed my mission,
I'll come and get you.
307
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:51,511
That's not what I mean.
I study the Earth!
308
00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:55,396
I know everything about it.
You need me.
309
00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:59,945
You sweet little thing, where do you
get all those crazy ideas?
310
00:32:01,529 --> 00:32:03,723
From... from books, mostly.
311
00:32:04,275 --> 00:32:06,025
Sometimes from films.
312
00:32:18,908 --> 00:32:20,957
I shall return as a hero.
313
00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:44,569
- Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!
314
00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:48,087
- Won't you ever learn?
- But of course, my Führer.
315
00:32:49,431 --> 00:32:52,071
We have one more ace up our sleeve.
316
00:32:56,695 --> 00:32:58,119
Show him what we have.
317
00:33:06,873 --> 00:33:10,845
- Voilà, gentlemen!
- Doctor.
318
00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:14,643
Watch closely, gentlemen.
319
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:18,690
Heil!
320
00:33:29,728 --> 00:33:31,547
Stand up, you fool.
321
00:33:36,034 --> 00:33:37,228
Sieg Heil!
322
00:33:48,488 --> 00:33:51,933
With the prisoner now being one of us,
we will go down to Earth.
323
00:33:52,013 --> 00:33:55,041
He will help us to find
more telephone computers.
324
00:33:55,121 --> 00:33:59,445
We return, and get the
Götterdämmerung flying.
325
00:33:59,899 --> 00:34:06,740
Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.
326
00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:13,725
- This is the order, yes.
- The Reich trusts you.
327
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,517
Thank you, Doctor.
Take care of your daughter for me.
328
00:34:44,261 --> 00:34:46,580
See you in Valhalla.
329
00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:45,526
- You smell that?
- No. We don’t have time to waste.
330
00:35:46,889 --> 00:35:48,672
Take me to that president of yours.
331
00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:51,720
What? The President?
332
00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:56,081
Come on man, I thought you want me to
take you to the Mac store or something.
333
00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:05,000
You said that you would know the President
of these United States of the Americas.
334
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,235
Right, of course.
335
00:36:08,011 --> 00:36:09,885
That President.
336
00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:20,366
May I meet this President too?
337
00:36:21,122 --> 00:36:23,579
Renate! What are you doing here?
338
00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:28,252
Hey! Miss Richter! Welcome to my planet.
339
00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:32,581
This is not the place for the mother of
the children of the future Führer.
340
00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:34,897
And definitely
not the place for a woman.
341
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,052
My place is by my man.
342
00:36:48,564 --> 00:36:51,390
- Get the hell outta my property.
- You better get outta here.
343
00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:56,056
Run for it!
344
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,359
Stop the vehicle.
345
00:37:35,279 --> 00:37:38,526
Change of plans.
We walk.
346
00:37:43,966 --> 00:37:45,230
Sounds good, man.
347
00:38:06,207 --> 00:38:08,721
Ah! A small bus.
348
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,608
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Now hold on here, Boss man
349
00:38:13,688 --> 00:38:17,051
That may not be the sharpest move.
Look, look, I'll tell you what.
350
00:38:17,287 --> 00:38:22,040
Let me go talk to those guys, all right?
They know me, you know, I'm one of them.
351
00:38:22,252 --> 00:38:23,185
Are you with me?
352
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:28,409
Yeah, now... now you're talking.
Alright...
353
00:38:29,093 --> 00:38:30,075
Now...
354
00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:39,827
- Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.
355
00:38:39,907 --> 00:38:43,543
Now seriously, how I am
glad to see you all, man.
356
00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:49,583
Looks like small Africa part in this...
Oh, people, you all know me, huh? I love you too!
357
00:38:50,648 --> 00:38:51,810
Washington!
358
00:38:55,230 --> 00:38:59,371
That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I...
look, man, you ain't got to bring this shit out.
359
00:38:59,451 --> 00:39:03,710
Hey, this all good. Look, I'm a peace-loving
brother, man... fuck it, man! Go! Go!
360
00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:15,192
- Are you alright?
- Do I fucking look alright to you, miss crazy fucking Nazi?
361
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:18,655
Ah... I mean..
What the hell just happened?
362
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:22,218
You know... Okay, I may be not one
of the right fellas, but I mean, geez!
363
00:39:22,298 --> 00:39:27,887
And then they started calling me white! I mean,
why in the fuck would they be calling me white?
364
00:39:33,928 --> 00:39:38,208
On, no mother-f-way!!
365
00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:47,905
What did you sick sons-of-bitches do to me?
366
00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:51,660
- I should've told you.
- What? That I look like a fucking polar bear?
367
00:39:52,913 --> 00:39:56,621
You know what, you two really, really know,
how to fuck up a guy's Christmas!
368
00:39:56,701 --> 00:40:00,211
Quiet, you fool! What is wrong with you!
369
00:40:00,717 --> 00:40:03,620
We made you Aryan, you are one of us now.
370
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,341
- You should be thanking us.
- Thanking you?
371
00:40:06,594 --> 00:40:10,361
What I should have done is let those
brothers come here with a size 15s
372
00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:14,323
put those foot so far up your ass that you
can taste the toe nail for 2 fucking weeks.
373
00:40:14,403 --> 00:40:15,726
Klaus!!
374
00:40:21,717 --> 00:40:22,992
Bring me to your leader.
375
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,313
James... Washington.
376
00:40:28,061 --> 00:40:32,005
Yeah... yeah. You got it!
377
00:40:42,792 --> 00:40:45,070
I am telling you once again.
378
00:40:45,721 --> 00:40:48,079
One moment we receive confirmation
379
00:40:48,199 --> 00:40:50,986
that the ship has landed
successfully on the Moon.
380
00:40:51,281 --> 00:40:53,830
Then next, all communication stopped.
381
00:40:54,214 --> 00:40:57,935
- The signal simply vanished.
- Or you're hiding something from us?
382
00:40:58,162 --> 00:41:01,372
Yeah, we are hiding something on
the dark side of the Moon.
383
00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:09,077
I still find it very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the mission
384
00:41:09,157 --> 00:41:13,314
was to promote your President's re-election.
385
00:41:13,394 --> 00:41:16,083
Well believe what you like,
we had mere senators
386
00:41:16,163 --> 00:41:20,609
spend hundreds of millions on campaigns
to get elected to dog-shit-posts.
387
00:41:20,987 --> 00:41:26,689
But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this time
only make sense if there was a military purpose.
388
00:41:26,769 --> 00:41:28,823
Okay, lets get this clear.
389
00:41:29,531 --> 00:41:33,868
The United States has no
military activity on the Moon.
390
00:41:34,086 --> 00:41:36,446
What about natural resources activity?
391
00:41:36,676 --> 00:41:39,657
We know how the US sometimes
mixes them two up.
392
00:41:40,626 --> 00:41:43,849
Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium 3 up there?
393
00:41:44,048 --> 00:41:47,788
Helium 3? You just
made that up didn't you?
394
00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:50,960
That's so silly.
395
00:42:10,978 --> 00:42:13,978
I assume these are just preliminary ideas?
396
00:42:14,215 --> 00:42:18,100
Sir, we have a very small delivery window.
397
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,590
- Sir?
- Yes, sir.
398
00:42:21,054 --> 00:42:24,043
Ma'am, and... this is all.
399
00:42:34,048 --> 00:42:38,892
Anyone who is not head of the
department... should leave.
400
00:42:47,885 --> 00:42:49,730
You idiots!
401
00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:54,879
You morons!
That's an insult to morons.
402
00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:58,705
What is this shit?!
403
00:42:59,558 --> 00:43:06,366
I have a meeting with the President
of the United fucking States of America.
404
00:43:06,446 --> 00:43:08,222
Tomorrow fucking morning.
405
00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:11,710
Not the President of fucking Zambia!
406
00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:14,818
Not the President of
the fucking Janitor's Union!
407
00:43:15,437 --> 00:43:21,314
But the President of the fucking country
in which we happen to all live above the third world!
408
00:43:21,394 --> 00:43:23,813
You pieces of hilacious shit!!
409
00:43:29,096 --> 00:43:30,643
What am I suppose to tell her?
410
00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:38,092
That my employees...
are not intelligent enough
411
00:43:39,201 --> 00:43:41,710
to be fucking morons?
412
00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:44,848
That's beautiful.
413
00:43:52,279 --> 00:43:55,616
I am stepping out to buy a knife.
414
00:43:56,024 --> 00:44:00,219
And when I step back in,
I expect to hear something...
415
00:44:00,917 --> 00:44:03,086
that is going to get me more happy
416
00:44:03,167 --> 00:44:05,051
than a G-spot orgasm.
417
00:44:07,252 --> 00:44:10,680
Or I will stab you all to death.
418
00:44:13,216 --> 00:44:15,094
With my new knife.
419
00:44:17,462 --> 00:44:19,601
I'm not kidding.
420
00:44:30,695 --> 00:44:33,459
Hey, what the fuck?
Excuse me.
421
00:44:33,847 --> 00:44:36,878
Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you mother...
422
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,194
- Is she your boss?
- Yeah, she's the big cheese.
423
00:44:41,274 --> 00:44:43,943
- And she knows the president?
- Oh yeah, yeah. They real tight.
424
00:44:47,048 --> 00:44:50,892
- You motherfucker... fuck you...
- Oh, come on.
425
00:44:52,494 --> 00:44:56,858
You fuckin' animal.
Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?
426
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,454
You just kidnapped the wrong woman.
The wrong fucking woman.
427
00:45:00,703 --> 00:45:05,907
Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
428
00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:19,421
Excellent.
429
00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:22,277
My turn.
430
00:45:22,610 --> 00:45:26,336
I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th
Reich. We are based on the moon.
431
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,632
I'm told you know the president of
these United States of the Americas.
432
00:45:30,712 --> 00:45:33,293
You will take us to that
President, because...
433
00:45:33,557 --> 00:45:36,788
- I have a very special present for him.
- Him?
434
00:45:37,399 --> 00:45:40,241
Well he'll love that.
He just loves presents.
435
00:45:40,322 --> 00:45:42,287
As soon as my mission is accomplished.
436
00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:45,747
The Nazi invading forces will be
called in under my directions
437
00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:49,126
and we will end the good times
for the bad people.
438
00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:51,098
And just how do you propose to do that?
439
00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:55,250
- We'll simply eliminate them.
- What?
440
00:45:56,970 --> 00:46:00,776
- Sorry, that is not what we are told.
- Renate, I don't think that you...
441
00:46:07,214 --> 00:46:09,576
Yeah. Why not?
442
00:46:09,811 --> 00:46:14,559
Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we're
here. Just like you keep telling your pupils.
443
00:46:15,406 --> 00:46:17,350
I would love to do that.
444
00:46:18,177 --> 00:46:19,226
You see...
445
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:23,073
the National Socialist Party is
the people's party, nothing more.
446
00:46:23,801 --> 00:46:29,188
We wish to return to Earth with
our message of peace and unity,
447
00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:31,072
love through virtue
448
00:46:31,794 --> 00:46:35,294
and kindness, for example.
449
00:46:35,695 --> 00:46:39,351
We are healthy,
in mind and body.
450
00:46:39,851 --> 00:46:43,903
Our spirits are brave and true.
451
00:46:44,116 --> 00:46:49,338
And we achieve because we are strong,
and disciplined in our cause.
452
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,135
There's simply no belief
that can match ours.
453
00:46:53,813 --> 00:46:59,308
Because peace and unity is the gift
we bring to all mankind.
454
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,361
- What you and all earthlings need to know...
- Yeah, yeah. I get it, Hedwig.
455
00:47:08,636 --> 00:47:10,121
This is good.
456
00:47:11,931 --> 00:47:13,628
This is gonna work.
457
00:47:15,234 --> 00:47:17,704
You I need.
458
00:47:19,249 --> 00:47:21,340
And you...
459
00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:24,043
I want.
460
00:47:24,343 --> 00:47:28,147
Alright, let's go meet the President.
461
00:47:49,769 --> 00:47:51,599
Madam President...
462
00:47:52,672 --> 00:47:55,475
Here is the miracle
you asked for.
463
00:48:15,194 --> 00:48:19,081
- Who is this man?
- He will lead the campaign troops.
464
00:48:28,407 --> 00:48:31,427
Renate, please...
465
00:48:36,471 --> 00:48:38,518
This is very simple.
466
00:48:39,118 --> 00:48:40,820
The world is sick...
467
00:48:41,696 --> 00:48:44,223
but we are the doctors.
468
00:48:44,661 --> 00:48:49,028
The world is anemic,
and we are the vitamin.
469
00:48:49,108 --> 00:48:52,732
The world is weary,
but we are the strength.
470
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:56,936
We are here
to make the world healthy once again.
471
00:48:57,136 --> 00:48:59,011
With hard work...
472
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,006
with honesty, with clarity,
with decency.
473
00:49:05,244 --> 00:49:12,952
We are the product of loving
mothers and brave fathers.
474
00:49:13,721 --> 00:49:19,158
We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.
475
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:25,059
We are the gift of both
God and science.
476
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:29,068
We are the answer to the question.
477
00:49:29,545 --> 00:49:34,373
We are the promise
delivered to all mankind.
478
00:49:35,174 --> 00:49:39,378
For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.
479
00:49:39,684 --> 00:49:41,881
We step to the beat of one drum
480
00:49:42,081 --> 00:49:46,285
of this world.
481
00:49:46,495 --> 00:49:50,157
We are the people with the
children on our shoulders.
482
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:55,394
In the same way as our fathers
carried us and their fathers before them.
483
00:49:55,795 --> 00:49:59,799
We are the one people,
united and strong.
484
00:49:59,999 --> 00:50:05,605
We are the one people with certainty.
Moral certainty.
485
00:50:05,685 --> 00:50:10,072
We are invincible
and we have no fear.
486
00:50:11,602 --> 00:50:17,142
Because the truth makes us ones!
487
00:51:08,175 --> 00:51:12,128
Only one day is left.
488
00:51:12,419 --> 00:51:15,325
Only one day.
489
00:51:20,431 --> 00:51:23,043
We are leaving the others.
490
00:51:24,018 --> 00:51:25,934
We're going away.
491
00:51:37,152 --> 00:51:42,218
Today we all steal,
animals we are,
492
00:51:42,759 --> 00:51:45,435
possession is lost.
493
00:51:55,063 --> 00:51:58,036
Our souls are from the wild
494
00:51:58,191 --> 00:52:01,243
and wings to reach the sky.
495
00:52:01,569 --> 00:52:04,291
Let the sun fall into the ocean.
496
00:52:04,447 --> 00:52:07,785
Let the Earth erupt in flames.
497
00:52:07,951 --> 00:52:11,458
It is enough to have
the strength and knowledge
498
00:52:11,621 --> 00:52:16,632
to raise our Dream Machines into the sky.
499
00:52:19,587 --> 00:52:22,720
Let them sleep who do not know.
500
00:52:23,049 --> 00:52:26,477
The last day is here.
The very last.
501
00:52:28,388 --> 00:52:31,270
And we leave at dawn.
502
00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:33,858
Mein Führer.
503
00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:38,701
It's time.
504
00:52:47,009 --> 00:52:50,120
The traitor Adler will get a surprise.
505
00:53:01,004 --> 00:53:05,593
To universe, to the stars we go.
506
00:53:26,446 --> 00:53:31,002
Sending machines up to the sky.
507
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:36,788
And leave behind those who don't know
of the final day.
508
00:53:37,498 --> 00:53:40,951
We leave in sleep those who don't know.
509
00:53:41,031 --> 00:53:45,804
We are driven by the B-machine.
510
00:53:49,761 --> 00:53:52,141
Breaking at dawn on B-machine.
511
00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:56,028
Wild B-machine that never stops.
512
00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:10,999
Machines we are sending to the skies.
513
00:54:11,157 --> 00:54:12,957
Above us all.
514
00:54:13,118 --> 00:54:18,459
And leave behind those who do not know
of the final day.
515
00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:24,466
We leave in sleep those who do not know
and we leave at dawn.
516
00:54:24,629 --> 00:54:30,688
We're driven by
the B-machine that never stops...
517
00:54:35,656 --> 00:54:39,361
Hey! The moon Nazis are coming. What's
wrong with you people, can't you see?
518
00:54:39,441 --> 00:54:41,396
Look, I've been there.
I'm telling you.
519
00:54:41,476 --> 00:54:46,432
They got this whole moon base, they got this whole like
space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over.
520
00:54:46,512 --> 00:54:50,140
Oh, you never listen to this right?
Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'.
521
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:55,468
They coming to get us all. Why ain't
you guys listenin' to me? I mean...
522
00:54:58,185 --> 00:54:59,295
Renate.
523
00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:02,461
Washington.
James Washington.
524
00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:05,678
I'm so glad to see you alive.
525
00:55:05,758 --> 00:55:09,310
Look, I got one. This the bitch that
made me white as a fuckin' snowflake.
526
00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,315
Come on people, help me!!
527
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,754
Help me!
528
00:55:24,684 --> 00:55:27,518
I saved your life!
529
00:55:30,729 --> 00:55:35,634
So, you are a formerly dead, black model...
530
00:55:35,891 --> 00:55:39,224
who's now suddenly
a living white hobo...
531
00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:43,642
after spending a weekend
on the Moon. Is that correct?
532
00:55:43,943 --> 00:55:46,946
- Yes, that's correct.
- So I was listening.
533
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:53,852
And you, are Neil Armstrong after the
sex change operation. Is that correct?
534
00:55:54,187 --> 00:55:57,492
No, that is not correct.
You were not listening at all.
535
00:55:58,057 --> 00:56:00,559
My name is Richter.
Renate Richter.
536
00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:05,764
And I tried to save this man's life and I
think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.
537
00:56:06,034 --> 00:56:10,799
Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not, on the Dark side of the Moon.
538
00:56:13,330 --> 00:56:21,338
Okay. So his question for you is: was he, or
was he not, on the Dark side of the Moon?
539
00:56:23,971 --> 00:56:27,477
Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington
was on the Dark side of the Moon.
540
00:56:27,699 --> 00:56:29,888
There. What did I tell you?
541
00:56:29,989 --> 00:56:34,693
I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the
Dark side of the Moon, but I'm now back.
542
00:56:34,773 --> 00:56:37,396
And the Nazis are coming to kill us all.
543
00:56:37,752 --> 00:56:42,002
And you guys are going to be so sorry
that you didn't listen to me!
544
00:56:45,304 --> 00:56:50,616
Mr. Washington James.
Why are you so upset and so angry?
545
00:56:50,696 --> 00:56:53,819
- Get lost.
- But I do not understand.
546
00:56:53,899 --> 00:56:56,015
I mean, we made you white.
547
00:56:56,507 --> 00:57:00,066
We taught you the National Socialist
message about peace and unity.
548
00:57:00,146 --> 00:57:03,322
You people have robbed me of everything.
549
00:57:03,995 --> 00:57:06,325
My race, my identity, my career.
550
00:57:06,753 --> 00:57:10,017
And I'm beginning to think my flippin'
mind too. I mean just everything.
551
00:57:11,513 --> 00:57:13,132
Do you know this?
552
00:57:14,504 --> 00:57:15,351
Yes.
553
00:57:16,490 --> 00:57:19,238
Wunderbar.
Come on.
554
00:57:19,933 --> 00:57:23,442
Come on in. I will explain it to you.
Then you will understand.
555
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:29,648
You are one strange broad.
I will give you that.
556
00:57:30,454 --> 00:57:32,329
Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right?
557
00:57:38,781 --> 00:57:40,959
Man, that was bullshit.
558
00:57:48,719 --> 00:57:50,269
It was...
559
00:57:51,362 --> 00:57:55,987
- It was so long.
- Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit.
560
00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:59,478
He was mocking the Führer.
561
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,032
I'm getting a sense there's a lot
about Nazis you don't know.
562
00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:05,608
But I am a Nazi.
563
00:58:05,688 --> 00:58:08,087
Oh yeah, yeah, I know,
I mean... but you're not like...
564
00:58:08,287 --> 00:58:12,962
Well, I mean, you know... like them.
A bunch of stupid bullies.
565
00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:17,396
No, I'm sure, they're good boys.
566
00:58:17,596 --> 00:58:19,618
And loyal to the Reich,
and their mothers.
567
00:58:20,349 --> 00:58:22,901
Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.
568
00:58:23,385 --> 00:58:25,093
- The swastika?
- Yeah.
569
00:58:25,804 --> 00:58:27,806
Never heard it called that before.
570
00:58:28,006 --> 00:58:31,210
No, no.
No, no no no no. You just...
571
00:58:37,916 --> 00:58:41,920
What we got here, blond hair,
blue eyes, nice rack.
572
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,412
Even Hitler would get a hard-on.
573
00:58:45,724 --> 00:58:50,549
- Look, I got this. Look, guys, we don't want any trouble.
- Why don't you get lost hobo.
574
00:58:50,629 --> 00:58:52,831
Look, I got the funniest story to
tell you. Your not gonna believe this..
575
00:58:53,132 --> 00:58:54,833
Stop that, that is enough.
576
00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:02,462
Oh God!
577
00:59:16,015 --> 00:59:17,416
Damn, Renate.
578
00:59:19,521 --> 00:59:21,715
Is that what you teach
in Earthology classes?
579
00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:28,994
Earthology...
580
00:59:30,578 --> 00:59:32,947
I'm not Earthologist.
581
00:59:36,350 --> 00:59:38,474
I don't know anything about Earth.
582
00:59:39,649 --> 00:59:42,166
I have to talk to Klaus.
583
00:59:48,202 --> 00:59:50,928
Yeah... That's what I thought.
584
00:59:51,386 --> 00:59:52,844
Hey Renate, wait up!
585
00:59:53,169 --> 00:59:55,196
What she needs is a good war.
586
00:59:56,038 --> 00:59:58,697
A war always make the president popular.
587
00:59:59,504 --> 01:00:03,402
Well, I might be able
to help her out there.
588
01:00:05,512 --> 01:00:07,005
How do you mean?
589
01:00:07,756 --> 01:00:11,131
One word from me, and the
invasion from the Moon begins.
590
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:19,218
- You never break character do you?
- No.
591
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:22,521
I can never be broken.
592
01:00:23,575 --> 01:00:26,425
- You smell so good.
- The time has come.
593
01:00:29,049 --> 01:00:31,150
I show you my plans.
594
01:00:31,557 --> 01:00:33,807
Come back here.
595
01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:45,953
Look, look.
I've mapped out some things.
596
01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:49,253
Oh big fella.
All work and no play?
597
01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:59,278
Now listen, do you think
if I asphyxiate the President...
598
01:00:59,358 --> 01:01:01,494
will the troops stand in line with us?
599
01:01:04,788 --> 01:01:07,566
That's when I will order the moon invasion.
600
01:01:07,646 --> 01:01:10,669
It will be choirless bloodshed.
601
01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:15,474
After I eliminate the
moon Führer, of course.
602
01:01:26,184 --> 01:01:29,688
Klaus... Adler...
603
01:01:38,749 --> 01:01:40,875
Heil Hitler!
604
01:01:41,669 --> 01:01:44,364
The name's not Hitler!
605
01:01:45,747 --> 01:01:50,909
Um... so, Klaus, is the clown joining us?
606
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,082
What, did you all buy tickets?
607
01:01:58,105 --> 01:02:01,272
Okay, so, do you want to
introduce me to your friends.
608
01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:05,924
Get your hooks off me
you crystal noob piece-of-shit.
609
01:02:07,003 --> 01:02:09,428
I can make this worth your while.
Just please, let me go.
610
01:02:09,989 --> 01:02:13,722
- Do it, Moon Corporal.
- Don't shoot!
611
01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:30,435
And you want to eliminate
the Moon Führer.
612
01:02:34,930 --> 01:02:38,933
Do you know
the penalty for treason?
613
01:02:45,947 --> 01:02:49,710
The Siegfried fleet flagship Tannhauser speaking.
614
01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:53,585
We have reached the orbit and are ready
to launch the Valkyries.
615
01:02:55,349 --> 01:02:58,724
Warship Heinrich ready for attack.
616
01:02:58,804 --> 01:03:01,890
Warship Biterolf ready to attack.
617
01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:11,569
- The fleet is ready, my Führer.
- Excellent.
618
01:03:12,552 --> 01:03:15,011
Tell them to wait for my return.
619
01:03:15,473 --> 01:03:21,142
We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.
620
01:03:21,411 --> 01:03:29,311
We'll wipe all these sub-humans
off the Earth map.
621
01:03:30,714 --> 01:03:32,199
Klaus!!
622
01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:45,524
I need to tell you that I have
nothing to do with you and your plans.
623
01:03:46,204 --> 01:03:48,226
You Nazi piece-of-shit.
624
01:03:52,299 --> 01:03:54,138
A blessing in disguise.
625
01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:57,887
Now I can kill all the enemies of
the Reich in one stroke.
626
01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:04,143
Farewell, puppet Führer.
627
01:04:40,925 --> 01:04:43,537
He fell for the old
one last blow job offer.
628
01:04:45,984 --> 01:04:48,386
God, Nazis are stupid.
629
01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:51,790
I commend you on your marksmanship.
630
01:04:56,895 --> 01:05:01,800
Shame. She was such a nice girl.
Just have to kill her later.
631
01:05:03,301 --> 01:05:04,948
So, it was real?
632
01:05:05,661 --> 01:05:09,882
- All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, schöne Frau.
633
01:05:18,016 --> 01:05:20,819
Farwell, fashionista.
634
01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:24,723
I have a planet to conquer!
635
01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,126
I'll just...
636
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,301
grab this.
637
01:05:56,999 --> 01:05:58,957
Bye.
638
01:06:00,455 --> 01:06:02,761
Good luck with the rest of your life.
639
01:06:04,462 --> 01:06:07,076
Un... be... fuckin... lievable.
640
01:06:11,606 --> 01:06:14,273
They develop like ordinary women.
But look.
641
01:06:14,358 --> 01:06:19,779
No hair here, nor here.
Like little girls.
642
01:06:19,864 --> 01:06:24,075
And when they do have hair,
it looks like...
643
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,955
The moustache of our great Führer.
644
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,939
The pictures kind of turn me on.
645
01:06:35,471 --> 01:06:37,096
Sieg Heil!
646
01:06:45,765 --> 01:06:49,392
Herr Adler. Where's the Führer?
647
01:06:51,186 --> 01:06:54,814
The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.
648
01:06:55,205 --> 01:06:57,776
That's me, in case you're wondering.
649
01:07:04,366 --> 01:07:07,451
Sieg Heil! This way.
650
01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:35,698
Heil Hitler.
651
01:07:39,883 --> 01:07:44,340
From now on, of course,
it's "Heil Adler".
652
01:07:56,418 --> 01:08:00,755
Time... is the sin.
653
01:08:02,466 --> 01:08:05,259
I'll see you in Valhalla.
654
01:08:48,971 --> 01:08:52,598
At 5.45 we'll start firing back.
655
01:08:52,683 --> 01:08:57,061
Every bomb will be retaliated.
656
01:08:57,146 --> 01:09:00,690
The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
657
01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:44,675
Moments ago, New York
has come under attack.
658
01:09:44,756 --> 01:09:50,181
Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
659
01:09:50,989 --> 01:09:54,806
Billy get that. Get that.
Are you getting that?
660
01:09:54,886 --> 01:09:57,444
Kelly, the craft is at
least 60 feet across.
661
01:09:57,524 --> 01:10:01,957
I'm seeing what appears to be weapons
of some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
662
01:10:02,037 --> 01:10:06,784
Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's opening
fire. I'm getting the hell out of here.
663
01:10:06,864 --> 01:10:10,532
There is little information.
But here's what we know at this time.
664
01:10:10,612 --> 01:10:14,439
- OK, you see, the thing is, that Klaus...
- I know it was your doing.
665
01:10:16,323 --> 01:10:19,828
- It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful?
666
01:10:20,078 --> 01:10:22,911
It's brilliant.
I'm a wartime president now.
667
01:10:22,991 --> 01:10:26,564
All presidents who start a war in their
first term, always get re-elected.
668
01:10:26,962 --> 01:10:29,364
I thought I was gonna have
to bomb Australia or something.
669
01:10:29,837 --> 01:10:33,378
But no, you bring me real...
670
01:10:34,362 --> 01:10:37,473
- Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.
671
01:10:38,542 --> 01:10:42,488
- From the Moon.
- Real live Nazis?
672
01:10:42,568 --> 01:10:45,391
Holy shit, this just keeps
getting better and better.
673
01:10:45,794 --> 01:10:47,988
You're a miracle worker, babe.
674
01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:54,392
Ah, they're the only guys we ever actually
managed to beat in a fair fight.
675
01:10:55,344 --> 01:10:58,068
I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,
only you know I'm not a spastic.
676
01:10:58,858 --> 01:11:00,662
I knew you'd be excited.
677
01:11:01,246 --> 01:11:07,560
So, if you’re our Roosevelt, then who's your
General Patton, or, you know, MacArthur?
678
01:11:08,436 --> 01:11:11,679
- Mr. Secretary of Defense. Do you have any thoughts on this?
- Send her.
679
01:11:15,054 --> 01:11:17,470
- Me?
- Hey, you're the miracle worker.
680
01:11:17,942 --> 01:11:19,956
Apparently you dodge bullets too.
681
01:11:20,886 --> 01:11:22,943
- I wouldn't know...
- What to wear?
682
01:11:23,023 --> 01:11:25,065
You'll think of something. You always do.
683
01:11:25,273 --> 01:11:26,681
Madam President...
684
01:11:27,561 --> 01:11:29,462
Ready to face the music?
685
01:11:58,349 --> 01:12:02,053
It's space Nazis!
686
01:12:20,271 --> 01:12:22,715
Take us upstate.
We need to go back to the Moon.
687
01:12:22,795 --> 01:12:26,296
Whoa, whoa... We? No, no, no. See,
'we' rhymes with 'me', and I ain't goin'.
688
01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:28,782
You don't get it. They have
the Götterdämmerung on the Moon.
689
01:12:28,863 --> 01:12:32,223
I could give a good damn what they have.
I'm not going back to that place. No way!
690
01:12:32,303 --> 01:12:34,138
You want to look like that
for the rest of your life?
691
01:12:34,218 --> 01:12:36,194
Oh great. Now this is my fault.
692
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:42,857
- Let me in.
- I'm no hero, James.
693
01:12:43,801 --> 01:12:45,260
I need you.
694
01:13:52,263 --> 01:13:54,565
Do you know how
to drive this thing?
695
01:13:55,858 --> 01:13:59,636
Well, can't be any different
than playing 'Wing Commander'.
696
01:13:59,998 --> 01:14:01,830
Lets try...
697
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:33,024
I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon!
698
01:14:33,104 --> 01:14:34,905
- Japan?
- It is not ours.
699
01:14:34,986 --> 01:14:36,707
- China?
- It is not us.
700
01:14:36,907 --> 01:14:38,809
It's bloody well not ours.
701
01:14:38,889 --> 01:14:42,613
- I confess.
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
702
01:14:42,813 --> 01:14:45,025
The spaceships are ours.
703
01:14:46,117 --> 01:14:50,921
Our beloved leader designed
and build them himself.
704
01:14:57,682 --> 01:15:02,033
- What is so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
705
01:15:15,861 --> 01:15:20,151
- So it was you India, I knew that.
- No, no, no. That is a sign of peace.
706
01:15:20,231 --> 01:15:21,666
This is the sign of peace.
707
01:15:21,746 --> 01:15:23,604
Just cut it out, you morons.
708
01:15:23,854 --> 01:15:29,060
These thugs are Nazis.
And I mean the real... McCoy.
709
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:31,787
They've been hidin' out on the moon
just waiting to pounce.
710
01:15:33,139 --> 01:15:36,267
Now my question is,
what do ya'll plan to do about it?
711
01:15:36,467 --> 01:15:39,670
Cuz we just happen to have a little
something up our own sleeve,
712
01:15:39,870 --> 01:15:42,973
and I'm sure,
they'll be thankful for it.
713
01:15:43,174 --> 01:15:49,180
May I present to you with the Mars
exploration ship, the USS George W. Bush.
714
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:56,887
Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.
715
01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:03,694
Trajectory, what's our status
on the orbit window?
716
01:16:03,964 --> 01:16:06,397
Commander on deck.
717
01:16:17,508 --> 01:16:21,512
The hostile fleet have launched a full scale
aerial attack against the United States.
718
01:16:21,812 --> 01:16:26,280
These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere.
719
01:16:26,569 --> 01:16:31,922
Each of them carry approximately 200
enemy vessels and are extremely...
720
01:16:32,529 --> 01:16:36,026
Hell hath no fury, Herr Adler.
721
01:16:36,327 --> 01:16:39,707
Alright kiddies.
Let's get this show on the road.
722
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:53,043
Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?
723
01:16:53,144 --> 01:16:55,246
Madam President,
I couldn't be better.
724
01:16:55,346 --> 01:16:58,048
I am packing dozens of mega tons
of nuclear warheads
725
01:16:58,129 --> 01:17:01,529
which I am going to carefully
place up Klaus's kraut ass.
726
01:17:01,609 --> 01:17:05,251
- Just as soon I get him in my sights.
- Carry on. Kick butt.
727
01:17:05,476 --> 01:17:07,906
Let 'em see what that baby can do.
728
01:17:18,632 --> 01:17:20,136
That's right.
729
01:17:20,217 --> 01:17:23,979
While you were arguing about climate
change, human rights and whales' dicks,
730
01:17:24,496 --> 01:17:26,563
this is what we were doing.
731
01:17:26,789 --> 01:17:29,646
May I present to you
the tomorrow's exploration ship,
732
01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:32,794
the USS George W. Bush.
733
01:17:33,180 --> 01:17:35,489
Mars exploration?
734
01:17:36,446 --> 01:17:38,533
But you have armed it.
735
01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:43,917
We have the right to bear arms,
and Mars is a red planet.
736
01:18:09,402 --> 01:18:13,929
Working at optimum capacity.
Ammo consumption within tolerance.
737
01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:32,853
We're coming under extremely heavy fire.
Were gonna need reinforcements right now.
738
01:18:35,685 --> 01:18:37,268
What the hell is the meaning of this?
739
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:41,304
G'day mates. This is Australian ship,
Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.
740
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,260
Spitfire reporting in.
741
01:18:43,340 --> 01:18:46,162
Hang in there W.
Canada joining your battle.
742
01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:51,429
This is a direct violation of this nations' space
treaty that you all signed, every single one of you.
743
01:18:51,509 --> 01:18:53,415
MIR join in za battle.
744
01:18:58,416 --> 01:19:00,414
That is suppose to be destroyed.
745
01:19:00,679 --> 01:19:05,202
This is an outrage. You're all
liars, just like my ex ex-husband.
746
01:19:06,102 --> 01:19:10,088
- Calm down lady, calm down.
- Don't you lady me, Pinko.
747
01:19:10,325 --> 01:19:12,630
Okay, who didn't arm
their spaceships?
748
01:19:13,451 --> 01:19:17,451
Oh great, great.
That's just great.
749
01:19:17,531 --> 01:19:20,120
- You all gave me your word.
- But you broke yours.
750
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,202
We always break ours,
that's just what we do.
751
01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:25,716
Okay fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
752
01:19:25,796 --> 01:19:29,339
Let just beat the shit out of these pricks
and talk about the details later.
753
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:58,549
Heroes of the First Fleet, continue
your attack to the last man...
754
01:19:58,629 --> 01:20:02,857
- and remember, you're fighting for the Reich!
- Where the hell they all come from?
755
01:20:09,603 --> 01:20:13,314
Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.
756
01:20:20,989 --> 01:20:24,659
The Fatherland
is calling its children!
757
01:20:25,327 --> 01:20:32,833
This device will complete the biggest
war machine of all times.
758
01:20:33,001 --> 01:20:36,003
The Götterdämmerung will fly!
759
01:20:36,171 --> 01:20:37,748
Heil Adler!
760
01:21:00,519 --> 01:21:02,046
This is beautiful.
761
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:16,733
- Where the hell are we goin'?
- To the Götterdämmerung.
762
01:21:17,386 --> 01:21:19,010
I think Klaus will be there.
763
01:21:29,443 --> 01:21:31,968
What did you think of that, Herr Adler?
764
01:21:32,468 --> 01:21:34,582
Alright, what about this Moon business?
765
01:21:34,662 --> 01:21:37,954
What do you say we head on over
and slap them around a bit.
766
01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:42,313
Klaus baby, I coming to get ya.
767
01:21:54,931 --> 01:21:56,753
Attention!
768
01:21:58,311 --> 01:22:00,478
Heil Adler!
769
01:22:02,838 --> 01:22:03,699
Heil!
770
01:22:06,969 --> 01:22:07,928
As you were.
771
01:22:09,766 --> 01:22:16,098
- Well? - The Earth fleet will be
within firing range in 20 minutes, my Führer.
772
01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:23,912
- Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
773
01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:38,939
- What the hell is this place?
- This is the Götterdämmerung.
774
01:22:39,019 --> 01:22:40,550
It will liberate the Earth!
775
01:22:41,797 --> 01:22:43,186
Actually.
776
01:22:44,206 --> 01:22:47,303
It's the biggest war machine
ever created by man.
777
01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:55,198
This is the bridge. That's where I'm going.
778
01:22:56,183 --> 01:22:57,905
I need to find your father, so...
779
01:22:58,335 --> 01:23:01,337
- where you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there.
780
01:23:02,085 --> 01:23:05,502
Try to sneak in,
and please paralyze the engines,
781
01:23:06,179 --> 01:23:12,106
- or otherwise the Earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.
782
01:23:12,186 --> 01:23:14,331
- OK.
- No, no, no, no.
783
01:23:14,411 --> 01:23:15,972
- What?
- You be careful.
784
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,154
- I mean, you know, ah...
- What?
785
01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:22,121
- Because, well, you like me.
- Right...
786
01:23:22,201 --> 01:23:24,818
Oh, come on, a little.
787
01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:31,868
You like me.
788
01:23:50,014 --> 01:23:53,083
We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, Commander.
789
01:23:55,510 --> 01:23:58,394
Obvious and overstated
as usual, Klaus.
790
01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:18,514
Come on!
791
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:23,239
Automated targeting reports hit percentage above
100, so we're consistently achieving double kills.
792
01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:24,711
Boom, bitches!!
793
01:24:33,701 --> 01:24:36,124
Alright everyone,
let's get those nukes in action.
794
01:24:36,204 --> 01:24:39,888
- I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone.
- But Commander, there are woman and children done there.
795
01:24:39,968 --> 01:24:43,930
The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.
796
01:24:49,832 --> 01:24:52,561
- Prime warheads on secondary armament.
- Roger that.
797
01:24:52,642 --> 01:24:56,609
- Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.
- Fire the fucking nukes!
798
01:24:59,256 --> 01:25:00,853
Nukes away.
799
01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:39,562
Job well done.
800
01:25:44,523 --> 01:25:46,176
Move!
801
01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:55,892
Who dares to disturb me?
Who dares to disturb me!
802
01:25:56,647 --> 01:25:57,762
Dr. Richter!
803
01:25:58,536 --> 01:25:59,940
How much time do you need?
804
01:26:00,701 --> 01:26:02,658
It will fly, my Führer.
805
01:26:02,739 --> 01:26:05,899
The Götterdämmerung will
fly to the final victory.
806
01:26:05,979 --> 01:26:07,829
Cut the crap. How long?
807
01:26:09,028 --> 01:26:12,429
I would say three months,
give or take a little.
808
01:26:12,791 --> 01:26:14,846
I give you three minutes.
809
01:26:17,154 --> 01:26:21,098
He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
810
01:26:21,178 --> 01:26:21,900
Hey quack!
811
01:26:23,432 --> 01:26:24,487
Remember me?
812
01:26:26,609 --> 01:26:29,317
The moon spook you
turned into a snowflake.
813
01:26:33,323 --> 01:26:35,847
Start the Helium-3 engines.
814
01:26:42,365 --> 01:26:43,503
Now!
815
01:26:47,031 --> 01:26:48,472
Start the engines.
816
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,263
Oh shit, it's alive.
817
01:27:36,476 --> 01:27:40,416
He sure must have the smallest
dick in the Universe.
818
01:27:44,831 --> 01:27:46,469
Load the cannons.
819
01:27:48,646 --> 01:27:49,897
Time...
820
01:27:54,335 --> 01:27:56,132
to fuck back.
821
01:28:10,511 --> 01:28:16,427
Everyone, take positions around this fat
phallus and wait for my command to open fire.
822
01:28:24,094 --> 01:28:26,801
- Offensive run confirmed.
- Let her rip.
823
01:28:34,583 --> 01:28:36,250
Shit!
824
01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:41,158
- Are the cannons ready to fire?
- Yes, my Führer.
825
01:28:41,448 --> 01:28:44,866
But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.
826
01:28:45,389 --> 01:28:47,285
We can't shoot.
827
01:28:48,037 --> 01:28:52,629
It was a full moon yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.
828
01:28:53,990 --> 01:28:55,043
Fire at will.
829
01:29:52,403 --> 01:29:53,459
Fuck it!
830
01:30:04,321 --> 01:30:10,355
Reactivate the systems,
Weapons Unter-Offizier.
831
01:30:30,517 --> 01:30:32,447
We shall see...
832
01:30:33,683 --> 01:30:37,465
The projectiles of the Götterdämmerung
consist of metallic hydrogen,
833
01:30:37,545 --> 01:30:41,061
whose aggregate state is reached
only under extreme pressure.
834
01:30:41,366 --> 01:30:44,768
Its destructive power has
never been tested.
835
01:30:45,097 --> 01:30:47,263
The effects could be unexpected.
836
01:30:53,772 --> 01:30:55,514
The rocket shells...
837
01:31:09,439 --> 01:31:11,120
There's no song moment now!
838
01:31:13,853 --> 01:31:15,562
It's a false alarm!
839
01:31:21,902 --> 01:31:23,618
Are you all imbeciles?
840
01:31:24,382 --> 01:31:28,449
Go and see what's going on!
On the double!!
841
01:31:52,351 --> 01:31:55,947
- Renate...
- I won't let you do it.
842
01:31:57,634 --> 01:32:01,092
What will you do? Shoot me?
843
01:32:17,070 --> 01:32:19,139
Good girl...
844
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:25,124
Renate Richter, almost my bride.
845
01:32:25,502 --> 01:32:28,849
You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.
846
01:32:29,557 --> 01:32:35,225
A future world full of Aryan children.
Our Aryan children!!
847
01:32:37,453 --> 01:32:43,358
But you betrayed me, and you shall...
you shall pay for that.
848
01:32:43,442 --> 01:32:46,644
Your beauty for Odin's table...
849
01:32:46,724 --> 01:32:50,990
- Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.
- Well?
850
01:32:53,106 --> 01:32:56,234
- I'm a bit busy.
- I've always respected you.
851
01:32:56,314 --> 01:32:59,832
As Führer, and as a man.
852
01:33:01,662 --> 01:33:03,731
I've even loved you.
853
01:33:04,967 --> 01:33:08,077
I belong to you... to you.
854
01:33:10,026 --> 01:33:15,723
Cute little speech.
But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.
855
01:33:15,807 --> 01:33:18,893
I understand. I hail you.
856
01:33:19,978 --> 01:33:21,798
My Klaus.
857
01:33:23,823 --> 01:33:26,725
Sieg Heil, my Führer!
858
01:33:44,047 --> 01:33:47,588
- Washington, do you hear me? Washington.
- Renate. Was that you?
859
01:33:47,668 --> 01:33:50,785
- You need to shut down the engines.
- I'm working on it.
860
01:35:14,679 --> 01:35:16,374
Holy crap.
861
01:36:05,401 --> 01:36:07,233
Congratulations.
862
01:36:08,723 --> 01:36:10,925
High five.
863
01:36:13,216 --> 01:36:15,630
Well that was disappointing.
864
01:36:19,278 --> 01:36:22,750
Do you think he suffered?
Even just a little?
865
01:36:22,830 --> 01:36:28,254
Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy
and salacious, all the way. Congratulations.
866
01:36:28,505 --> 01:36:32,647
- What's Helium-3?
- Helium.
867
01:36:33,406 --> 01:36:34,869
Did you say Helium-3?
868
01:36:34,949 --> 01:36:39,354
Yes, there like 15 to 20 giant towers
that appear to be full of the stuff.
869
01:36:39,754 --> 01:36:42,276
- That's ours.
- It is? Why?
870
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:48,363
Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of all
energy needs for the next thousand years.
871
01:36:48,957 --> 01:36:50,443
Yes, it's ours!
872
01:36:52,367 --> 01:36:54,997
No, no, no, no, no.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
873
01:36:55,077 --> 01:36:58,774
The Moon is American soil.
Moon flag, stars and stripes.
874
01:36:58,854 --> 01:37:01,190
Who beat the Moon Nazis?
We did.
875
01:37:01,270 --> 01:37:05,500
Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and
there, but ultimately it's just like World War II...
876
01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:07,482
and who won that?
We did.
877
01:37:08,421 --> 01:37:11,369
- You lie!!
- You don't believe me?
878
01:37:11,449 --> 01:37:13,678
Watch the movies.
Movies don't lie.
879
01:37:14,592 --> 01:37:16,991
Not the shoes, Jesus!
880
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,399
Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense.
881
01:37:20,479 --> 01:37:24,070
- Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.
- But against who?
882
01:37:24,150 --> 01:37:26,401
Against everybody!!
883
01:39:04,773 --> 01:39:10,151
Please don't, never again!
884
01:39:23,487 --> 01:39:25,709
What was the Earth like?
885
01:39:29,082 --> 01:39:30,749
Different.
886
01:39:33,748 --> 01:39:39,136
- When can we fly there?
- Soon. Soon...
887
01:39:42,449 --> 01:39:45,228
- But how?
- In peace.
888
01:39:49,826 --> 01:39:54,649
Unfortunately that's the story of revenge.
It's messy.
889
01:39:55,049 --> 01:39:58,210
Never really works out
the way you want it to.
890
01:40:00,392 --> 01:40:02,356
I feel lonely.
891
01:40:03,357 --> 01:40:07,481
The eternal love of God, the love of God
into our hearts, or we will burn...
892
01:40:07,562 --> 01:40:11,666
burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.
893
01:40:12,238 --> 01:40:13,968
Renate!
894
01:40:16,845 --> 01:40:18,573
Washington.
895
01:40:31,736 --> 01:40:34,589
You are alive.
896
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:38,262
It's okay.
It's okay.
897
01:40:46,815 --> 01:40:49,604
And you are the way
you're meant to be.
898
01:41:02,157 --> 01:41:05,219
Are you aware that you
are kissing a black man?
899
01:41:12,927 --> 01:41:16,105
I guess you have a lot
of work cut out for you.
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