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This Love and all is
not my kind of thing
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Do you know, till today
I have not understood...
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...how some people spend
their whole lives with one girl
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I had already decided that I will
not waste my life by falling in love
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So are you trying to say that...
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...every boy wants just one
thing from every girl? - Right
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Every love story, has
the exact same story
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The hero first runs away
from love... And then...
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I love you Simran
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I love you and only you
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I love you Riya
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God I hate love stories!
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But I love, love stories
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Infact, I love everything
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These flowers, this season, rains!
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These colours, Pink
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Romance, romantic films
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I make sets for these films,
I am an art director
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I love my job,
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This filmy world,
dramatic stories and...
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...The thing I love the most
- love stories
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In which the heroine
Turns around in slow motion,
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When the hero sings
and calls out to her
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Cut!
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Emotions! I want emotions!
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Stupid! These love
stories are stupid
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Even more stupid than that are those
people who make these love stories
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Today, I top the list
of these stupid people
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I am a stupid directors assistant
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Who is enacting
something stupid so that he can...
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Feel, I want to feel...
I want to get the feel?
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How do they make such stupid films
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Do love stories really exist?
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Of course, love stories exists
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We have a perfect love story
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That's Raj, My Mr. Right!
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When I saw, I realized my love
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Love means going crazy, Simran
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Raj was just perfect
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So perfect, that everyone loved him
- Perfect! Perfect!
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My mom was a Gujrati
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And dad, Punjabi
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After her
experience mom had decided...
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...That her
son-in-law would be a Gujrati
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Enter Raj!
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Perfect
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Perfect
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Just Perfect
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My mom had just one dream
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That amongst these cards, One day,
would be my wedding card
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She was obsessed with marriage
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My marriage!
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Marriage
- none of this crap for me!
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I was just not that types of a guy
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Infact I haven't seen a
happy couple till today
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Umm, may be my grandparents
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Actually no, I just loved one thing!
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Dating! I date every
kind of girl... Who loves me,
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Who doesn't love me
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Who does everything
else besides loving me
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Or even makes me do things!
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I had just one dream
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To work with a director who
made the best love stories
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And that day...
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My life was perfect
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And I was so happy
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Stop yeah! Now leave
her and listen to me
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Veer was a very big filmmaker
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Big hits, big stars, big budgets
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Whatever, whatever
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But these were not my
kind of films... Not my scene
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Infact for me it
was like the Taliban
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I was here for just two reasons
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First, my resume and
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Second, Peter's bills
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There was another
character in my life... Kunal
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My senior in office
and My best friend
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Kunal was like a
villain for every girl
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The perfect villain!
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Phew! I hate it when
girls don't listen to me
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Why you still sitting, you
want to get me beaten up? Lets go
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Oh Shit!
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Speaking of villains Veer,
the villain of my life
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Sent me to watch this romantic film
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Wanted me to see some
aunty's performance Casting issues
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Actually, he knew how I
felt about these films
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Sadist!
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But I did not know that my
life would change that day
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Just like an old film,
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She turned and looked at me
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And me...
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Sirji, my family is a little small
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You are alone, can you
please Adjust on that seat there
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What is happening?
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Hi... J
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What's your name?
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Name?
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Simran
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How can you be so beautiful?
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Your name is Simran? Seriously?
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Shut up Jay, keep quiet
don't say anything, keep quiet
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Quite a filmy name, don't you think?
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No offence
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Listen you don't have a
boyfriend by the name Raj right?
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No right, Thank God, If you did
I would have fallen down laughing
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My fianc�s name is Raj
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But seriously, have you ever thought
what will happen to your children
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In school their
teachers will ask them
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Child, what are your
parents' names?
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Raj and Simran
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Child, do they also
sing songs in fields?
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Will you please be quiet
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Change the mood, say
something sweet Jay
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Come on, you can do it
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I bet your those filmy types
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You love these love stories right
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Look, your spoiling my film
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If you are not
interested in this film
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Then just leave
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I cannot go
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Have you hear of Veer Kapoor?
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Of course, he is
my favorite director
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Of course, he is
your Favorite director!
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I work for him
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He has sent me here
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He is mad
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He had fallen down
somewhere in his childhood...
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...and hurt his head and since then
he has been making love stories
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Which people love
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People are mad
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God!
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This! Childhood romance, childhood
Sweethearts, does this even happen?
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It happened with us
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Us?
- Raj and I
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Oh God, I thought she
was really making fun of me
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That is why I decided
that I will keep quiet
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Seriously you need help
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You are really really ill
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You believe in such love stories?
- Just shut up
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Oh, so you must be
believing in ghosts too right?
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A lot of films are made on ghosts
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Simran, come on ya,
don't go like that
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Look, why you getting so angry
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I was just doing time pass
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Come on, Listen
Simran please seriously...
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...I cannot watch
such a boring film alone
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I need your company
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Best of luck!
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Ya right, I won't
watch a film without you
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Anyways this was the
world's smallest love story
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This time veer was
making a very different film
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Sanjana was leaving forever
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She was walking towards
the aircraft
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Cut to, In the frame
we see Rahul's feet
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Rahul does not want
Sanjana to leave
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Rahul runs behind Sanjana
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He fights with the security
guard and screams "Sanjana"
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But Sanjana's father
does not leave her hand
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And then, then, Rahul sings a song
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Hearing the song,
Sanjana's fathers heart melts
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Sanjana leaves her fathers
hand and runs and hugs Rahul
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Every love story has the same
costumes, same sets, same dialogues
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Everything is the same...
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...just the themes have been
changed a little and they say
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Our film is different!
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It will not be shot
in New York or London,
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But will be shot in New Zealand
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Bollywood's king
will shoot in Queenstown
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Wow!
- This is not just a love story
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It's a saga!
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Wow!
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Veer
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Sir. - Jay, I'm sorry your
name is J right, not Jay
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Ya
- Why? It's cool?
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So tell me J, you did
not like my film right?
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No Veer, I thought it was...
- Shut up
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I'm sure you think I am dumb, mad
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And make the same old
films over and over again
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But you know what? I know that
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Just one thing, there's
one thing that you don't know
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That my films have magic...
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...that magic which
the audience connects...
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...with which you
will understand one day
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Understand?
- It's really
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Shut up!
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Veer, Nidhi is
incharge of costumes...
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...and we need another girl
for properties, can I ask...
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Jay, from today jay will
be in charge of properties
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Veer... I - You don't
understand my world right Jay?
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That is why from today, you
will work with my art director
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Understand?
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So remember I had told
you not to listen to Simran
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You will have to listen to her now
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Because in front of
me was fate again!
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What the F...?
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Ah Simran!
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Hi Veer
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Simran meet... This is
- J!
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He was watching a film yesterday
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Oh that reminds me, did
you actually watch that film?
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Yes.
- And he praised it a lot too
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Really? You liked it so much?
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I wasn't talking about the film,
I was talking about you!
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It was Veer only who hurt
himself in his childhood right?
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No! That was me!
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Oh really?
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Long story Veer!
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Dude, its' a graph!
However insolent a girl is...
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...she is that hot as well,
directly proportional
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Simran is only so hot,
but she is jacking...
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...your case quite badly,
its a total loss!
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But I think she is a
little hotter than that!
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How does it matter my friend? In
any case you have to pack up soon
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Do one thing, on your
way out throw an egg on her
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A Simran, this is Jay, Jay Dhingra...
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...Oh ya he doesn't
like his last name...
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...its not cool, anyways
ill see you in a bit - Ok
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So you complained about me right?
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Fine, but this was
a very cheap shot
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Jay Dhingra, you spoke a
lot of rubbish yesterday...
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...and I did not say anything
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But don't forget I
am your senior here
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In this office there will be
only professional talks, no rubbish
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You will not argue with anyone
and will do only whatever...
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...you are told to do
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I want the production plans now
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NOW!!
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And Jay Dhingra,
Best of Luck again!
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What just happened?
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This Simran chic is so...
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Stupid! He is so stupid
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It's such a good job, such a good
set up, but he doesn't care about it
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Jaan!
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Leave that Jay in office only
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Why are you spoiling your mood?
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Hi
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I tried leaving him in office
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Here, Veer has sent this...
welcome gift
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How sweet!
- Hey
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Hey Hey, I'm J
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Hi Jay, Raj Dholakia
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Uh Raj Dholakia it's J
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You should try the wine, it's
really good, I packed it myself
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Sorry friend, but I
don't drink on weekdays
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And today Simran has made lobsters,
I'm saving place for that
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Simran, you try the wine
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Even I don't drink on weekdays
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Wow, a match made in heaven!
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Yeah... So tell me, what do you do?
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I'm an investment banker from London
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Wow! Stocks, number crunching,
trading and all of that
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Your dam smart!
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Thanks
- Yeah
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Uh, why don't you join us? Dinner?
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Uh no thanks
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By the way, I drink on weekdays!
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And even we want some privacy
259
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,289
Oh, oh Sorry
260
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:08,657
Uh no...
261
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,701
Hey dude listen, nice shirt,
262
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,604
Red, Nice red
263
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,432
Thanks
264
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:22,010
What? He's sweet, poor thing,
he was ok... Simran!
265
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,983
Even Raj thought that jerk was sweet
266
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,212
Was I over reacting?
267
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,983
Simran! Simran! Simran!
268
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,752
Hi
269
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,623
You know I was
thinking Of you all night
270
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,092
You look really pretty at night
271
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,296
Oh... I, I'm joking!
272
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,995
Look, I know we didn't
start off on the right note...
273
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,733
...it was my fault, I'm sorry
274
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:49,999
Let it go
275
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,610
Hey, will you be my friend?
276
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,313
Ah Great, so now that we are
friends, can I ask you something?
277
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,407
Sure
278
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,953
Why do you roam around with this
flower? Does Raj give it to you?
279
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,180
Yes
280
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,452
Everyday? One white
flower? Is it in mourning?
281
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,051
What?
282
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,321
Listen, do you seriously love Raj?
283
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,962
I mean, come on, you
look So good at night...
284
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,433
...I would give you
7 out of 10 points
285
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,594
Easily
286
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:18,966
But I wouldn't
give him more than a 4
287
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,865
What are you trying to say?
288
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,873
Raj... Dholakia
289
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,972
Have you forgotten
your name? Jay "Dhingra"?
290
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,978
I am different and
his shirt was ugly
291
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,018
Infact it was fugly, you
understand fugly right?
292
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,983
How dare you? You
said his shirt was nice!
293
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,716
Listen I'm seriously
telling you, he is very boring...
294
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,490
...he doesn't have
wine on weekdays, why?
295
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,992
Because he might have a
hangover the next morning but...
296
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,427
...that Gujju boy
was eating lobster...
297
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:45,588
...what if his
stomach got upset then?
298
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,689
Just shut up, I had
asked you to behave
299
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,300
But that was in office!
And now we are friends!
300
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,069
Why you getting so angry?
301
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,402
I was just doing some time pass.
302
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,070
You girls really overact,
seriously!
303
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,578
I thought I could give you another
chance but I don't think so
304
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,151
I want these properties, now
305
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,384
Why do you want
everything right that moment?
306
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,949
It's for a girls room,
you won't have any problem
307
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,388
All this girls stuff and me?
Come on yeah... I...
308
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,622
What's happening guys?
309
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,831
I was just sending Jay to get
some properties for Priya's room
310
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,697
And we wanted to know if you
had any special requirements
311
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:33,036
Hmm, Scene number 18 right?
312
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,779
Sanjana's introduction shot,
Sanjana is sleeping on her bed
313
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:44,378
The first ray of light wakes her up
314
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,857
Romantic music is playing
315
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,986
I need everything, stuffed toys...
316
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,997
...heart shaped pillows, balloons...
317
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,590
...colourful bedspreads with
flowers on them, colours, colours
318
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,795
I want a lot of colours,
but mostly pink
319
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:01,831
Confused?
320
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:05,033
Don't think like a boy Jay,
think like a girl
321
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,937
Think like a girl, my boy!
322
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,654
I hated it when she
smiled like that
323
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,865
We meet tomorrow at the office
at 9:00 am... meeting with Veer
324
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,743
Hell and... heaven
325
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:44,215
I was clear, a person
works so that he can enjoy life
326
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,552
If I cannot enjoy my life,
what is the point in working?
327
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,347
Now step 2, looking
for single girls
328
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,983
The rules were simple
329
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,986
Singles don't sit
like boring couples
330
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,104
Single girls don't talk to
their boyfriends on the phone
331
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,449
And couples never drink so much
332
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,760
Hey...
- Hey
333
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:41,500
I can solve your problem
- Sorry?
334
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,740
You are drinking here alone,
there has to be some problem
335
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,003
There is no problem
336
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,303
But I have a big problem
337
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,882
I cannot party alone...
338
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,217
I'm J
- Giselle
339
00:20:58,557 --> 00:20:59,615
What do you do?
340
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,486
Investment banker, Mery lynch
341
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,921
Oh - Filmy kind of boys
don't look cool
342
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,362
Nice
- That's why...
343
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,564
I hate the crowd on
the dance floor
344
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,602
There is not even one nice couple
345
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:14,831
You think we should change that?
346
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,173
If you say no, then
I will kill myself
347
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,513
Really
348
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:24,555
And like always, fate!
349
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:28,283
J?
350
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,684
What are you doing
in the ladies toilet?
351
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:34,224
I'm waiting for my cousin,
she is inside
352
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:42,204
J, have you met my friend?
She really helped me inside
353
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,732
Really? How nice!
354
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:47,009
Do you know even Simran's
boyfriend works at Mery Lynch...
355
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,137
...just like my boyfriend!
356
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,382
Boyfriend? He's your boyfriend?
357
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:54,350
Oh Simran! You are
Raj's girlfriend right?
358
00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,013
Raj who wears really fugly shirts,
how nice to meet you!
359
00:25:57,656 --> 00:26:00,523
Jaan, I don't want to meet Raj
here, this is not a corporate party
360
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:01,650
Don't feel bad...
361
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,627
You know...
- Uh you work in bollywood right?
362
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,321
Right yeah. I have hear your
quite insolent, and abuse a lot
363
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,026
You should speak nicely to people,
they will feel nice
364
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,192
Bye
365
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:15,103
These love stories are so stupid,
but since I have seen you
366
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:17,767
Raj!
- Jay!
367
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,673
Raj Dholakia, my man
368
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,206
What a shirt! Look, Look
369
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:22,471
Blue, how nice right?
370
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:26,411
Thanks, what are you doing here?
371
00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:28,852
What does a person
do in the toilet Raj?
372
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,181
Yea but...
373
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,347
What is this?
374
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:34,184
It's our anniversary
today, small gift
375
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,586
When did you get married?
376
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,787
No no, not that one, the other one
377
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:41,729
Oh, naughty boy, naughty boy!
378
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,863
No no its not like that, we
started dating on this date
379
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,769
Awe, how sweet! Yeah
380
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,807
You know, next year it will
also be our anniversary, same day!
381
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:54,242
We can celebrate
together! I love bankers!
382
00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:03,749
Jaan, we should go
383
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:07,724
Jaan, we should go, come on
384
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:13,458
Uh Simran, you should talk to your
staff nicely, even outside office!
385
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,499
Shit!
386
00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:30,676
You practice yoga a lot right?
387
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:34,850
Yeah power yoga, how do you know?
388
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:43,618
What's for breakfast? You promised
me I would get whatever I want
389
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:45,228
That line was not for breakfast
390
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:48,992
And then she went on saying the
same thing Just louder and louder
391
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:52,996
What? - Look, if my landlord
gets to know that you are here...
392
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,733
...he will throw me out
and have you arrested
393
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,367
What? - Yeah, you will
have to hide and go out
394
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,843
What? If I had known that, I
would have never come here
395
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,177
I know
- What?
396
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,244
I can't find one shoe
397
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,818
Go with one shoe then, you
will look like Cinderella
398
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,180
What?
399
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,384
Bye
- What?
400
00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:14,381
And this way I got rid
of problem number one
401
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,655
And now problem number two
402
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,586
I want curtains flying
403
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,390
Jay!
404
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:25,963
Every morning I wake up and
pray to God for just one thing...
405
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:31,168
...that oh God please give me
the honour of meeting Jay today!
406
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:33,500
Voila! Here you are!
407
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:34,703
Veer, actually...
408
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:39,011
Get Out! A man who cannot
come to office on time...
409
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,584
Veer last night my cousin died!
410
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,578
What?
411
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,783
Yeah, Because of a drug overdose!
412
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:50,692
These kids these days,
no family values you know
413
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,630
Uh, I'm sorry Jay,
414
00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:57,999
Jay, why don't you go wash
your face and come, freshen up
415
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,937
Even his eyes were red, poor guy
416
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:10,475
Yes Sir, he must not have slept also,
he was on set till late last night
417
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:16,282
Uh Jay, do one thing,
just take the day off
418
00:29:16,554 --> 00:29:18,385
Go home and rest
419
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,248
Rest well and come
tomorrow, its ok
420
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:27,558
No, Veer actually she
is not in India so...
421
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:32,565
Oh, Oh ok come come come
join us, keep your bag
422
00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,502
Simran has made this new set
423
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:36,973
It's beautiful! Look, look
424
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,773
There is a
staircase inside the house
425
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:41,271
And the staircase has
a moulding too
426
00:29:43,314 --> 00:29:44,372
Absolutely new!
427
00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:47,249
These people are not rich...
428
00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:51,383
...but they shouldn't be
too poor also, just right
429
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,491
Beautiful, good job Simran!
430
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,617
But Veer, J had not
liked this model
431
00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:57,786
What?
432
00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,690
No, I loved it
433
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,934
To match Rajiv and Priya's scale...
434
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:10,405
...we have to have a
house like that only right?
435
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:14,439
These windows are so
beautiful! French windows
436
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:18,105
How real! Surreal!
437
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:21,380
My uncles house is just the same!
438
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:27,019
And the temple, we will
have a aarti song here right?
439
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,587
How... different!
440
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:40,167
Amazing! How one tragedy
has changed you so much Jay
441
00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,568
I am so proud of you
442
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:49,112
Look at you, good idea, the aarti
should be here under the staircase
443
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,215
That smile again, something
was going to happen for sure
444
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,480
It's not a joke Jay!
445
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,819
I had asked you to
bring a simple vase right?
446
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:34,749
I don't know what your problem is
- I'm sorry... I
447
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,454
No Jay, this is not
about just one vase
448
00:31:37,996 --> 00:31:39,554
Everything you do is wrong
449
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,961
Look Jay, this is my set and...
450
00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:44,968
...I will make it
according to my sensibilities
451
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,103
I do not need your expert opinion
452
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:51,339
And if you cannot do things right,
then just get out of here!
453
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,188
Kunal! Come on, lets go
454
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:17,965
Jay, Veer has given
you a lot of chances
455
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,299
lts time you pull up
your socks, otherwise...
456
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,818
What kind of a graph is this?
She has just got after me
457
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,719
You ok?
458
00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:41,416
Coffee?
459
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:46,694
But I knew coffee
wouldn't do anything
460
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:57,870
Check her out! 7 on
10... There 10.30... 11
461
00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:00,901
What the F...
462
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:03,906
What is she doing here?
463
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,140
Lets' get out of here
464
00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,921
And then something
amazing happened...
465
00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:13,048
Fate
466
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,424
Ah Sorry man!
467
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:17,686
J?
468
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:19,628
Shit! Sorry
469
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,593
No, I'm sorry
470
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:24,459
For that!
471
00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:29,032
And for this morning, I should
not have spoken to you that way
472
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,199
No, It's ok
473
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:31,741
No, even Veer got to know
474
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,470
Simran, I know you did not mean it
475
00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:36,975
I know why you were so off mood
476
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,006
Mr. Perfect is troubling you right?
477
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,280
Listen, he is a nice guy
478
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:47,958
Just explain to him
simply that he should not do...
479
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,460
...time pass during work hours
480
00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,454
He will understand
481
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,089
Everything will be fine
482
00:33:57,001 --> 00:34:03,702
And listen if that does not work,
run away from home like me shhh
483
00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:25,988
Ok opening shot
484
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,527
The heroine is
standing in the balcony right?
485
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:30,123
There is a strong breeze blowing
486
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:32,394
Jay!
487
00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:36,171
Wow! You are late again today
488
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,901
Come on boys! Give him a hand
489
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,002
Give him a hand
490
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:46,339
You know what in such a
situation I would scream at you
491
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,578
But you know what, I
will not scream at you
492
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:54,718
And you know why? Because you don't
get affect by being screamed at
493
00:34:55,426 --> 00:35:00,955
Today, you will
stand in that corner...
494
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:06,026
...like a school child with
your hands up the entire day.
495
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:07,763
Ok?
496
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:12,767
Looks silly right?
497
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:20,379
Jay! Go!
498
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,611
I am serious!
499
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:26,548
Go!
500
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,383
Actually Veer
501
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,052
I had sent Jay to
get some properties
502
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,131
Last warning
503
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,741
Well then we start with an O. S shot
504
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:46,570
Here is looking at the heroine ok?
505
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,109
Zoom in on the heroine, pan in and...
506
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,808
Simran!
507
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,187
Uh Sorry
- Ok, we can do this.
508
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:00,817
Nidhi, dialogue!
509
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:03,752
Thank you
510
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,193
Thanks
511
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:14,232
Veer cant be trusted, he'll
make me a chicken next time
512
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,298
Thank you for last night's speech
513
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,306
I said a lot right?
It's the beer man, sorry
514
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,471
It was the first time you said
something that dint make me feel bad
515
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,617
So, what are your
problems other than me?
516
00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:36,686
Huh?
- Love? Raj? Dholakia?
517
00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:38,553
I love Raj
518
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:41,396
I told you, you are ill,
you need help
519
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,998
He is very nice, if I
fight with him even a little...
520
00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:46,627
...my entire day gets spoilt!
521
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:50,505
But, fights happen,
you know how it is!
522
00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:53,106
Yeah That is why I
don't have a girlfriend
523
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,235
Really?
524
00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:57,178
Hmm, in my film there are just
one or two meetings and then...
525
00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:58,340
End titles
526
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,510
Listen if you have any
hot friends then... - No
527
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,745
I do not want to show
any girl such a bad film
528
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,014
Fine!
529
00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:10,425
Why did you leave home?
- Oh God!
530
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:12,593
It's not that dramatic!
531
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:14,361
My parents live in long island...
532
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:16,496
...and my dad wanted me to
join the family business
533
00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:18,200
I wanted to be a director
534
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,461
There were fights
at home, I left home
535
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,297
That's it!
536
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,700
And you? You live with Raj?
537
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,210
Raj and me have known
each other from childhood
538
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:31,538
Family friends son!
Perfect match! That's it!
539
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,450
No, no, no, no
540
00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:35,610
So which film have
you jumped out of?
541
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,383
Guys! It's a wrap, we
finished long time back!
542
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,453
So, you don't
believe in love stories?
543
00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,160
It's a practical world yeah
544
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:47,522
There is nothing like
love It's like...
545
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:48,690
it's like we have been conditioned...
546
00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:50,460
...from childhood to
believe in something
547
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,058
Like... God
548
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,397
Now what is your problem with God?
549
00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:56,166
How can I have a problem with
Something that does not exist!
550
00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:57,565
What nonsense!
551
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,801
Have you seen God?
Is he your neighbours?
552
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,842
Look Jay, - I'm sorry, it's my
fault, of course you believe in God
553
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,670
You consider Raj your God
554
00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:08,109
You see you God in him!
- Shut up!
555
00:38:10,821 --> 00:38:13,756
Love Guru, I see Meena
everyday at a grocery store
556
00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,424
See? I mean did you hear?
557
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,119
Perfect!
558
00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:18,593
Everyone's love is perfect at first
559
00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:20,592
And then you need to
go to such cartoons
560
00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:25,830
I think this is a sexual problem,
you should excite Meena
561
00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,868
Raj and me have known
each other from childhood
562
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,300
But our love has not changed
563
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,066
Really?
564
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,303
We like the smallest of
Things about each other
565
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,876
Just like it happens in films
566
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,209
Oh God! Come out of
your Filmy world, Simran!
567
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,373
Do you know there are
a lot of things other...
568
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,540
...than this love of yours!
569
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:40,709
Sex!
570
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:41,843
Sex! See!
571
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,317
Hatred, Jealousy
572
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:47,987
Ok if Raj sees me
drop you home he will...
573
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,788
Nonsense, Raj is not like that
574
00:38:57,868 --> 00:39:00,029
Thank you
- See, I'm a very innocent boy!
575
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,933
Which film's set is this?
576
00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:06,100
Shut up
577
00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:09,740
Simran! Gabbar Singh!
578
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:16,284
Simran. - Raj! What
are you doing here?
579
00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:19,522
You hardly meet me so I came
to tell your parents goodnight
580
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,748
You are so sweet!
581
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,819
See J, this is what I call love
582
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:24,955
Hey Jay, what are you doing here?
583
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,587
I have come to say
goodnight to you!
584
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:28,663
Take care
- Bye Guys
585
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:32,429
See You
- Raj! Nice shirt
586
00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:33,595
Thanks
587
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,705
Why does he talk to you this way?
588
00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:45,608
Wassup Gabbar? Are
You in a bad mood?
589
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,313
Did Basanti Bhabhi,
your wife run away?
590
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,314
What was happening?
591
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,383
Was J right?
592
00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:58,860
Was my perfect life
actually not perfect?
593
00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:01,146
Thank you
- Anytime
594
00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:10,089
But something was happening...
J was changing
595
00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:13,463
J! Do you want to
join us for dinner?
596
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:15,056
With your parents?
597
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,064
I promise, you will not get bored
598
00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:18,565
Why haven't you got married yet?
599
00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:19,728
Mom!!
600
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,737
No aunty, I haven't found
anyone special that is why
601
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:22,931
Can I help?
602
00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:24,265
Mumma!
603
00:42:24,341 --> 00:42:25,433
What Mumma Mumma?
604
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,936
You don't get married yourself,
why don't you let him get married?
605
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,343
Will a Gujrati girl do?
606
00:42:30,447 --> 00:42:31,937
Mumma, you know what
I'm leaving ok?
607
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:33,346
Hey, hey, hey calm down!
608
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,179
Actually aunty, there was this girl
609
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:38,579
Oh
610
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:40,748
I really really loved her
611
00:42:41,358 --> 00:42:42,416
Ok
612
00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,124
But my mom did not like her
613
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:46,589
Why dint she like her?
614
00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:48,026
Because she was bisexual
615
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:51,090
I mean, she batted for both teams
616
00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:55,870
But I like girls
that like girls, I'm ok
617
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,970
Mom, J is joking, he is
not interested in marriage...
618
00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:02,308
...and he does not have
any serious girlfriend
619
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:04,005
Oh
620
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:06,481
Wow! Your a Casanova type?
621
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:10,314
In my time, even I was
like you, like a tiger
622
00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:11,545
Really?
623
00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:14,321
But nowadays, I stay
at home like a housecat
624
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:17,090
I think I need another drink
625
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:18,386
Cheers!
626
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,573
Don't worry, it happens,
it happens with everyone
627
00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:39,948
Son, I thought you
were going to kill him
628
00:43:40,818 --> 00:43:42,945
No Uncle, when someone
behaves badly with...
629
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,284
...their staff I don't like it
630
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:21,442
Now means?
631
00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:25,978
Nikhil, he wants me to
go back to the office.
632
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,281
Problem?
633
00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:28,783
Hope not
634
00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:36,124
Suddenly I felt like I
was standing there alone
635
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,126
Why?
636
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:43,265
Mozart, Beethoven... right!
637
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,499
Hi Veer
638
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:48,011
You just disappeared? Have
you joined Simran's team?
639
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,577
Veer you only asked me
to join Simran's team
640
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,007
Don't argue
641
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:55,813
Go get ready, the actors are
coming to read their dialogues
642
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,747
Rajiv and Priya?
- Yes
643
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,589
Guys now this was an epic,
we are making a saga...
644
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:11,600
Guys meet Jay, new AD
645
00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:20,774
Uh Jay, so Jay
646
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,871
J
647
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,138
Jay
648
00:46:24,214 --> 00:46:25,772
J
- Jay
649
00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:28,609
Yeah
650
00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:31,218
Jay who takes the auditions here?
651
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:35,154
Nikhil - So where is
my best friend Nikhil?
652
00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:36,985
Taking auditions
653
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,152
Of girls?
654
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,861
No kids
655
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:49,902
Jay Jay Jay,
are the kids' moms hot?
656
00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:52,805
Rajiv come on lets do this now
657
00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:54,744
Yeah yeah...
- Positions now come...
658
00:46:56,513 --> 00:46:58,743
Sanjana is getting
married to someone else
659
00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,511
Everyone is celebrating karvachaut
660
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:03,747
And at that time,
Sanjana's house catches fire
661
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:05,349
Sanjana's dupatta gets burnt
662
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:07,822
And now Sanjana is in a coma
663
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,820
She is fighting for her life
664
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,018
And at that time Rahul comes and...
665
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:17,433
Get up Sanju, Get up
666
00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:20,302
I know you can hear everything...
667
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:28,703
...your just acting to
fight with me and trouble me
668
00:47:29,313 --> 00:47:32,146
Get up Sanju, say something please
669
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,042
I love you Rahul
670
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:40,548
What can I say Simran?
Look we do have problems
671
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,283
But why, I don't know
672
00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:46,690
Nowadays I...
673
00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:55,267
Anyway... I'm going
to Delhi tomorrow
674
00:47:57,407 --> 00:48:00,501
When I come back, please
give me my Simran back
675
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,106
Please
676
00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:16,585
This was not fate!
677
00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:18,821
I've got into the habit
of going home together
678
00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:30,701
Raj and you have
fought again right?
679
00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:33,534
How do you know?
680
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:37,606
The glasses, you are
the filmy type
681
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,310
Whenever I am sad...
682
00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:49,047
I don't know Jay,
everything was normal up till now
683
00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:52,787
But now I feel like
something is missing
684
00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:56,391
The magic?
685
00:48:57,134 --> 00:49:02,663
Yeah J, the magic, the love...
686
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,600
I don't know where
it has disappeared
687
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:08,042
The magic has
disappeared! How tragic!
688
00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:13,346
There is nothing like
magic Simran, its in your head
689
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:17,813
You need to keep the spice
fresh in every relationship
690
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,812
So all these people need your help
691
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,949
Yeah and you too
692
00:49:22,759 --> 00:49:25,956
This must be a joke for you,
but I know what this magic is
693
00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:28,960
You know even PC Sarkar must
not believe so much in magic
694
00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:32,828
I don't want to argue with you
695
00:49:33,036 --> 00:49:34,867
All I am saying is
that I was happy first
696
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,633
And you are not now, obviously
697
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,066
What does that mean?
698
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,139
Ok, to be happy you need to
be a little carefree but you...
699
00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:43,611
So many tantrums,
so many boundaries,
700
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:46,547
Like there is some big wall and
you are stuck in it like Anarkali
701
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,041
Break that wall Simran, Break free
702
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:51,552
Sex, Every problem has just
one solution - How? - Have Sex
703
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,398
Do you have this everyday?
704
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,563
No, No, Normally we have beer,
705
00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,660
But today for the first time
- shots
706
00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:09,663
Why?
707
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,037
Guaranteed drunkenness!!
708
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:13,940
Don't you think only
one of us should rink?
709
00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:16,837
See, this is exactly
what I'm talking about
710
00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:18,173
Come on, Let go!
711
00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,574
Come on.
- Ok
712
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,247
Next one next one
713
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,121
I love shots
714
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,027
Peter! I love shots
715
00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:36,360
From today, I'll
have shots everyday
716
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:40,061
So tell me, what's the problem?
717
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:41,629
I forgot
718
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:43,631
Shots!
719
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,866
Ok look, I'm not
saying that you... everyday
720
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:48,870
You will become Devdas
721
00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:50,704
But sometimes it's
good to loose control
722
00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:53,842
Will you dance?
- No You should dance
723
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:57,777
Excuse me, my friend
has a huge crush on you
724
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:02,925
No he is lying, he
has a crush on you
725
00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:06,386
No no what was that
726
00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:10,791
Ok will you dance with me?
- No - Come on
727
00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:13,700
No way
- Come on - No No No
728
00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:15,197
Guys, excuse me
729
00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,930
I just found out
that my wife is pregnant
730
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:20,332
Ask her to dance with me, come on
731
00:52:10,994 --> 00:52:12,985
I told you, I am an innocent boy
732
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:15,625
That's it?
733
00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:19,632
What else do you want to do?
734
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:27,668
Hey gabbar
735
00:52:28,278 --> 00:52:32,044
Gabbar Singh! Your mood
is not good today also?
736
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:33,340
Basanti ran away right?
737
00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:36,015
Why don't you make do with Dhanno?
738
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,948
Look, Look, Look my first
girlfriend was from your village
739
00:52:40,123 --> 00:52:41,249
We were neighbours
740
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,752
Is your mustache real?
741
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,966
For the first time I woke up
in the morning and thought
742
00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:56,296
What has happened
to my perfect life.
743
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:00,632
I love the rains
744
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:02,903
I'm shocked
745
00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:04,471
Shut up
746
00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:07,478
Hey that's a nice one yeah,
can I keep that?
747
00:53:07,651 --> 00:53:08,913
I will never give this to you
748
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,912
Have a look at this sir, the
Water is falling really well
749
00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:16,490
Looks ok, we will have to make
someone stand in for reference
750
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:06,300
Why don't you break your wall?
751
00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:12,479
Wow, you look... fugly!
752
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,053
Raj will just not recognize you
753
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:22,387
I thought about you
everyday, Simran
754
00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:28,062
But you are going
away from me... why?
755
00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:30,123
Am I doing something wrong?
756
00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,728
Please give me one more chance
757
00:54:35,505 --> 00:54:38,269
Please, let's try and
make this work
758
00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:41,233
But the problem was mine,
759
00:54:49,586 --> 00:54:51,019
Sometimes, colours also look good
760
00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:55,888
Red is my favourite colour
761
00:54:58,328 --> 00:55:00,091
Raj always gives me white flowers
762
00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:01,254
He loves white
763
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,435
Do you know, I hated your smile
764
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,062
And now?
765
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,230
Jay!
766
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,768
What's happening? Just
concentrate on your work
767
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,467
No, Veer this is for the scene
768
00:55:15,545 --> 00:55:20,983
Shh, Anyway the
rainfall is too heavy
769
00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:25,978
I want just 4 drops of water...
770
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:29,787
...to fall on Priya's face
771
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:36,121
1,2,3,4 drops
772
00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:40,995
And concentrate
773
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,100
God!
774
00:55:47,911 --> 00:55:49,503
The world's worst dialogues
775
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,347
They are not that bad
776
00:55:57,821 --> 00:56:01,018
Everything was fine till yesterday,
how did this love happen?
777
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:03,822
I Had never imagined
that this would ever happen
778
00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:06,019
How did this happen?
779
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,490
Wow! Not bad
780
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,589
Any one will launch you.
781
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:15,365
So now do you
believe in love stories?
782
00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:37,475
I want to say something to you
783
00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,708
Please don't misunderstand me
784
00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:42,542
I have fallen in love with you
785
00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:45,217
I cannot live without you
786
00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:50,223
Even I am just yours
Sanjana just yours
787
00:58:51,305 --> 00:58:57,941
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