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(JOYOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(SIREN WAILS, HORN HONKS)
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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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WOMAN: Emmy,
it's your agent Leslie.
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Just checking how things are
going with those new book ideas.
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I know, you're going
through...things right now,
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but maybe getting back
to writing will help.
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Anyway, stop ignoring.
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Oh!
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Say hi to your cousin for me.
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(DRIVER GROANS)
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Uh, JFK International, please.
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-So, where are you headed?
-Oh, uh...Australia.
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Watch out for them drop bears.
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(IMITATES AUSSIE ACCENT)
Australia!
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Where the hell are ya?
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I saw a crocodile this big!
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I'm sorry, sir...
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Do you mind if we just don't...
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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(CACOPHONY OF ANIMAL SOUNDS)
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(SILENCE)
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(COCKATOO CAWS)
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The prodigy returns.
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Hey...
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(GENTLE MUSIC)
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(BIRDSONG)
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(WOMAN LAUGHS) Emmy!
Put the camera down!
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Oh, what do you think?
Isn't it wonderful?
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(LAUGHS)
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This is not
a traditional memorial service.
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This is a celebration of life.
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My mother and namesake,
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Clementine Jones,
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was a force of nature.
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Six months after my dad died,
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she moved us here.
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She'd...she'd only ever grown
herbs in a window box
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and...and then
she bought this farm
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and it was rundown
and ramshackle
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and, uh, and she moved us here
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to start over and, boy, did we.
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(SIGHS)
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Mom, we will...
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..all miss you.
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To Mom!
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-To Aunt Clem.
-To Clementine.
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(SHEEP BLEATS, ROOSTER CROWS)
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EMMY: I've missed you guys,
you know.
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DAVID: Hmm.
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I will tell you
that if I see a snake,
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I'm gonna have to get
the hell out of here, though.
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OK.
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-Snake!
-No!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Watch out!
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(EMMY SCREAMS) Stop it!
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-(MEN LAUGH)
-I've had a long day.
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That's horrible.
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-Give me the champagne.
-Oh.
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-EMMY: I've got heels on.
-I got you, I got you.
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(MEN LAUGH)
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EMMY: Ooh, it's getting dark.
Are you drinking my champagne?
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-(MILES GRUNTS)
-Yeah, you know...
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-MILES: Hey, don't backwash.
-DAVID: I don't mind it.
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(EMMY SIGHS)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(WHISPERS) Spider.
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(SHOUTS) Spider!
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Ohhh! Oh! Oh! Ohh.
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(BIRDS CALL OUT)
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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(CLUCKS)
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No.
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N-n-n-no. No.
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(CROWS)
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Why is the rooster
in my bedroom?!
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(SCREAMS)
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Your mum started keeping him
inside at night
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so he wouldn't crow.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Works like a charm!
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-Ugh!
-(CLUCKS)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-I know, right?
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(SIPS FROM CUP)
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(COW LOWS)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Oh, you found
Clementine's journals.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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Some of the ideas in here
are just...
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Ahh, Clem was a wellness pioneer
before that was even a thing.
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Herbal remedies.
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Animal therapies.
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And, uh, naked moonlight dips
in a lake filled with yabbies.
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(LAUGHS)
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I had no idea how wild she was,
you know?
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She actually swore
that could cure anything.
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(DAVID SIGHS)
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-I know you hate the farm.
-Oh, no, no.
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-I don't hate the farm.
-(LAUGHS)
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Oh, you have always hated...
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-I... No, no.
-..hated...
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I hate parts of the farm.
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You know, I'm just... I'm...
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I'm not a farmy person, which
is why I moved to New York.
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You know, it's not my...
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Hmm.
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Have you ever noticed
everything around here
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is trying to actually kill me?
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Um...that's in your head.
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No, that...that is a fact.
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Hmm.
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I just hope somehow
we can hold on to the place.
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How bad is it?
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Your mum took out so many loans
and she hadn't paid them off.
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She was a genius when it came
to a lot of things at Fig Tree,
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but when it came to
finances, she's...
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Stubborn.
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Like a mule.
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(CHIMES PLAY ON P.A.)
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P.A.: Attention, passengers,
flight QL12 to New York
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is now boarding at Gate 3.
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LESLIE: Ah, you're killing me.
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Em, I need those pages.
You promised.
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EMMY: Listen, I promise you
you will have a book
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as soon as I land, OK?
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Stop getting so wrapped up
in your head.
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It doesn't matter
what your book is about.
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You need to get your name
out there again
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because I can't do my job
if you don't do yours!
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(GROANS) Listen to me, Leslie.
I will get you...
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(GROANS) ..the pages
within 48 hours, OK?
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48 hours. Just give me 48 hours
and you will have a book.
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OK? I promise. Excuse me.
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You'd better not be drinking
again on this flight.
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No. No drinking.
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I'm drinking!
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Book. Write it. 'Bye.
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I'll call you later.
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'Bye.
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'Bye.
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(TYPES ON KEYBOARD)
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(INHALES)
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(GENTLE MUSIC)
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CLEMENTINE: Emmy?
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Come on.
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(LAUGHS) See ya, Brissie!
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-Wouldn't wanna be ya!
-(LAUGHS)
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We'll grow our vegetables
in the soil right here
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and we'll get our eggs
from the chickens in there.
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And our milk from the cows.
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YOUNG EMMY:
But there's nothing out here.
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You wanna know what I see?
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Possibilities.
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Possibilities.
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(SIREN WAILS)
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♪ You all know you ain't
doing nothing with this
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♪ Let's get it! Come on
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♪ Go
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♪ I'm making plays
Never leave the game
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♪ Only do it for the love
I don't need the fame
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♪ I'm making plays
Always keep the faith
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♪ Yeah, we out for the dub
I'mma lead the way... ♪
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WOMAN: Welcome to
London & London.
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♪ Making plays, making plays
I'm the man, uh
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♪ I'm making plays
Never leave the game
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♪ Only do it for the love
I don't need the fame
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♪ I'm making plays
Always keep the faith
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♪ Yeah, we out for the dub
I'mma lead the way
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-♪ I'm making plays... ♪
-WOMAN: Oh, excuse me.
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Just one second.
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On the phone to Grisham.
Give me five minutes.
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Yeah, 'cause you know
what he's like. (BABBLES)
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♪ While you fade away
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♪ I'm making plays
Never leave the game
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♪ Only do it for the love
I don't need the fame
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♪ I'm making plays
Always keep the faith
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♪ Yeah, we out for the dub
I'mma lead the way... ♪
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Oh. Hmm. Hey.
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Hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Not at all. Come in.
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You look like roadkill.
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I feel great!
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Jackson!
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Mother...
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Our sales are sliding past
the point I consider acceptable.
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Hmm. Which reflects badly...
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BOTH: Badly on our stockholders.
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Yeah.
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London & London
needs new material.
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Hmm. Yeah. We do, don't we?
(SMACKS LIPS)
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(CLICKS TONGUE) I got it.
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Why don't we get
all these people out there
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that we pay all the money to
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to do their job
and find us a great novel?
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Because I pay you a lot more,
for some reason.
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-And since I appreciate it...
-You do.
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..if you occasionally
did something
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that warranted me giving you
this office...
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You mean the closet with a view?
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..I'd like you to go find
the new material.
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Oh, you're serious. (LAUGHS)
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Uh, yeah.
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Sure.
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Uh...I do have,
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uh, a 2pm at Momofuku.
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Very important lunch.
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But as soon as that's done,
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Janet and I will get
straight on that.
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Was there anything else?
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-(BEEP!)
-Janet.
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Cancel Jackson's 2 o'clock.
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He has reading to do.
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-JANET: Yes, Ms London.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah. Disregard, Janet.
That was a joke. (LAUGHS)
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-(BEEP!)
-Janet... (CHUCKLES)
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-..it's no joke.
-Yes, Ms London.
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That was just mean, Ellison.
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It's time to grow up.
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(PHONES RING OUTSIDE)
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-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Hmm.
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-(BEEP!)
-Don't cancel...
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Nothing. All good.
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-(SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
-(SIREN WAILS)
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I gotta... I gotta get out of
here. That's what I gotta do.
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You want to get a pizza
or something?
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Open up your phone and just...
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-..swipe right.
-(APP CHIMES)
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Hello, Daniel.
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS)
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EMMY: What's good in here? Hoo!
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You sound like a lady
on a mission.
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I do? Well, you don't
seem like Daniel.
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-I'm not Daniel.
-No.
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-Blind date?
-No! Not a blind date. (LAUGHS)
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I-I-I swiped right.
Do you mind...
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-Oh. (MUTTERS)
-Just a little Dutch courage.
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-(LAUGHS)
-Mm-hm.
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Uh-huh.
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You are on a mission.
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-Agh! Oh!
-OK.
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What...is that?
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-Boulevardier, mademoiselle.
-Mmm.
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Wow. Did you get that out of an
'Esquire' article or something?
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-Yeah.
-What?
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-I actually did.
-Oh, wow.
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-That seems so... Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-..worth the hangover.
-Yeah.
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Doesn't even matter
because my mother,
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she had this, um,
hangover remedy -
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apple cider vinegar and milk.
255
00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:10,102
And you know what?
Cures a hangover like... (SNAPS)
256
00:12:10,202 --> 00:12:13,582
-One, two, three. Go! Shoot!
-(FUNKY MUSIC)
257
00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:15,542
-One, two, three, shoot.
-Uh-huh.
258
00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:17,902
Mmm! Mmm. Mmm.
259
00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:19,582
♪ You got me like,
hey, uh-uh... ♪
260
00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:20,582
Ugh!
261
00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:22,383
-Next one, go!
-Again?
262
00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:23,503
Oh, my God.
263
00:12:23,603 --> 00:12:25,183
♪ Uh-uh, come on... ♪
264
00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:26,663
-I feel good...
-..this drunk.
265
00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,583
-Oooh!
-♪ You got me like, hey... ♪
266
00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:30,863
(JACK MUTTERS)
267
00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:32,503
-EMMY: Oh, my God!
-I don't dance.
268
00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:34,543
-I love this song.
-I really don't dance.
269
00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:36,943
-No, no, no, no.
-Whoo!
270
00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:38,583
('BLUE (DA DA BEE)'
BY EIFFEL 65 PLAYS)
271
00:12:38,683 --> 00:12:40,383
Back it up. Back it up.
Back it up.
272
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:41,983
-Oh, wow. Yeah.
-Yeah!
273
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,503
(ALL LAUGH)
274
00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:45,143
JACK: How could he not love you?
275
00:12:45,243 --> 00:12:48,023
♪ I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
276
00:12:48,123 --> 00:12:50,183
♪ Da ba dee da ba di... ♪
277
00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:52,983
WOMAN: Where are her shoes?
278
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,864
-OK, yep. Uh-huh. Yep.
-Yay. Yep! Spin. Whoo!
279
00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:58,584
-Alright, here we go.
-Can't believe...
280
00:12:58,684 --> 00:13:00,064
Ching-ching!
281
00:13:00,164 --> 00:13:03,324
-Oh.
-Mmm! Mm.
282
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,984
-What?
-(GROANS)
283
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,104
(LAUGHS)
284
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,824
What is that?
285
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,544
-(LAUGHS)
-(EXHALES) It's ridiculous.
286
00:13:12,644 --> 00:13:14,544
I can't believe
you got me so drunk.
287
00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:18,084
-Do you hold your pinkie out?
-I do, I do. (LAUGHS)
288
00:13:19,844 --> 00:13:22,424
That's Daniel, my swipe right.
289
00:13:22,524 --> 00:13:25,864
Oh, God! Oh, God.
He's really short.
290
00:13:25,964 --> 00:13:28,305
And also he's an hour late.
Two hours later.
291
00:13:28,405 --> 00:13:30,105
-Maybe three hours late!
-You swiped right on that?
292
00:13:30,205 --> 00:13:32,305
EMMY: He's looking over here!
Hide me! Hide me!
293
00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:33,745
-JACK: Hide!
-Hide.
294
00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:35,885
-EMMY: Ooh! Oh!
-Mmm.
295
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,705
EMMY: Mmm.
296
00:13:38,805 --> 00:13:42,605
('WAITING HERE FOR YOU' BY
BENEDICT LAMDIN & RIAAN VOSLOO)
297
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,125
-OK.
-Hello. (LAUGHS)
298
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:51,665
-EMMY: Oh, my God.
-(JACK LAUGHS)
299
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,145
-EMMY: That view!
-Terrible, huh?
300
00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:56,625
-Oh...wow.
-Terrible view.
301
00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:58,725
Yeah, that... Mmm.
302
00:13:59,766 --> 00:14:02,466
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)
303
00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:05,026
(EMMY MOANS)
304
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:06,546
-Whoa!
-(JACK LAUGHS)
305
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,226
Did you just turn on music
306
00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:09,986
and change the lighting
with your watch?
307
00:14:10,086 --> 00:14:12,146
Yeah.
308
00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:14,246
-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS) What?
309
00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:17,866
-No, you didn't. You did?
-Too much?
310
00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:20,466
(EMMY LAUGHS)
No, it's just that...
311
00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:23,626
Does that usually work
with all the, um, ladies
312
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:26,826
you bring back to this
perfectly curated apartment?
313
00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:28,866
-I haven't had many complaints.
-Wow.
314
00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:32,267
Well, probably not with that
sexy Sean Connery accent.
315
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,347
(IMITATES SEAN CONNERY)
Oh, nobody had a sexy accent
316
00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:35,667
like Sean Connery.
317
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,107
-That's good.
-Miss Moneypenny.
318
00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,107
-(LAUGHS)
-Anyway, he's from Edinburgh.
319
00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:40,667
I'm from Carnoustie.
320
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:42,587
-From where?
-Carnoustie.
321
00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:45,187
-Say it again.
-Carnoustie.
322
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,107
-Say it again...
-Carnoustie.
323
00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:48,707
-(LAUGHS)
-(JACK LAUGHS)
324
00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:50,787
JACK: Mmm. Mmm.
325
00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:52,787
You got any bedrooms
in this joint?
326
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:54,887
-Several.
-Let's go.
327
00:14:56,287 --> 00:14:58,287
(HORNS HONK OUTSIDE)
328
00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:07,708
(EMMY SCREAMS)
329
00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:11,148
(RELAXED MUSIC)
330
00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:13,488
Yes! He has milk.
331
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,048
(STAMPS FOOT)
332
00:15:39,529 --> 00:15:42,469
Ooh! Hi, babe.
Your timing's great.
333
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:44,869
I just finished the book
and now I'm starving.
334
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:46,969
(SIGHS) It's cold out there.
335
00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:50,029
LESLIE: Don't take this
personally.
336
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:51,949
All I got was rejection letters
337
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:54,469
from the publishing houses
that even bothered to reply.
338
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:57,429
It's just not compelling enough
in today's world.
339
00:15:57,529 --> 00:15:59,429
No, no. How is that possible?
340
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,989
My guess is that it's...dated.
341
00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:04,429
I mean, it needs
to take place now!
342
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:05,789
-No.
-Yes.
343
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:07,749
People want a guru,
someone they can...
344
00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:09,710
..they can emulate
in these weird times.
345
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:12,910
A dead lady can't write a sequel
or do a spin-off cookbook
346
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,190
or make TikToks
or go on Instagram Live.
347
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,230
I don't want to go on Instagram
or make TikToks.
348
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:18,710
I don't want to be
an influencer.
349
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,190
-Yes! You...do.
-I just want...
350
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,030
A brand.
351
00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,310
If you really want to
make this work,
352
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:28,430
you need to write this book
in the first person.
353
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,190
-What?
-You become your mother.
354
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,270
It's a slam dunk.
355
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,390
No, no... Uh, but... It's...
356
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:39,470
(LAUGHS) I'm so sorry.
Let me just...get this straight.
357
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:43,991
You want me to take
my dead mother's memoir
358
00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:46,471
and write it as my own?
359
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,551
That I'm living
in the present day?
360
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:50,031
Yes!
361
00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:53,271
And then the little girl in
the book who was me as a child
362
00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:56,111
becomes my pretend daughter?
363
00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,791
-Precisely.
-OK. Alright.
364
00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:00,891
Yeah, just, uh, hang on.
365
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,631
Do you want to spend
the rest of your life
366
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,271
wondering who
you could have been
367
00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:07,231
or do you want to get
this book published
368
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:10,591
and save
the Emu Fig Creek Farm Springs?
369
00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:12,711
It's Fig Tree Farm
in Emu Springs.
370
00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:14,512
And, yes, I want to save it!
371
00:17:14,612 --> 00:17:16,392
Do you guys still take Groupon?
372
00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:19,472
-They never took Groupon.
-It's 50% off.
373
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,232
(WHISPERS) Don't listen to her.
374
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,892
(TRAFFIC NOISES)
375
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:27,172
(QUIRKY MUSIC)
376
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,932
Alright.
377
00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,572
If only it were true.
378
00:17:35,372 --> 00:17:37,372
(PHONE RINGS)
379
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,312
(DOOR OPENS)
380
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:42,832
JACK: Brrr!
381
00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:45,012
(JACK CLICKS TONGUE)
382
00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:49,433
Hmm.
383
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,513
-Ah!
-Hello, Janet.
384
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,033
Got my homework?
385
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:56,113
I think your mother
is trying to make a point.
386
00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:58,393
-Ohhh...you're joking.
-(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
387
00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:00,553
What's this manuscript here
everyone's reading?
388
00:18:00,653 --> 00:18:03,433
'Clementine'.
I put it on the top for you.
389
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,913
-Oh, you're a wee gem, Janet.
-(CHUCKLES)
390
00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:07,713
-A wee gem!
-(CHUCKLES)
391
00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:09,793
-As you were.
-Thank you.
392
00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:11,233
See you, Rachel.
393
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,533
Jim Bob. (MAKES POPPING NOISE)
394
00:18:17,654 --> 00:18:19,154
YOUNG EMMY: Why are they
acting so weird?
395
00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:21,514
CLEMENTINE: Crazy dancing
is how hens and roosters
396
00:18:21,614 --> 00:18:23,034
know they love each other.
397
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,754
Yuck!
398
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,874
If that's love,
I hope I never catch it.
399
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:32,434
CLEMENTINE: I promise one day
you'll change your mind on that.
400
00:18:32,534 --> 00:18:35,514
-(BELL RINGS)
-Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
401
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,834
-(COINS CLINK)
-Merry Christmas.
402
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,714
YOUNG EMMY: Here's
some words of wisdom
403
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,274
from Clementine on the farm.
404
00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:44,234
I don't want to be on camera.
405
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,834
YOUNG EMMY: You have to talk.
406
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,434
I'm recording.
407
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:52,795
-What do you want me to say?
-Anything. Just talk.
408
00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:54,915
Well...
409
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:58,395
..here we are one year into
our Fig Tree adventure
410
00:18:58,495 --> 00:19:00,635
and I have lots of updates
for you.
411
00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:02,235
(GROANS)
412
00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:06,515
Perhaps you want to see our
very, very delicious vegetables
413
00:19:06,615 --> 00:19:09,075
picked fresh from the garden.
414
00:19:09,175 --> 00:19:12,155
Because you know what I say
about good food.
415
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:13,235
(BEEP!)
416
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:14,595
Good food made great...
417
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,915
(SIGHS)
418
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:17,355
..turns any frown...
419
00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:19,455
CLEMENTINE AND YOUNG EMMY:
..upside down!
420
00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:22,616
(MOBILE BUZZES)
421
00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:28,716
Hello?
422
00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:31,316
I have London & London
on the line.
423
00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:32,796
They want your
'Clementine' book!
424
00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,996
-And they want it bad, babes.
-What?
425
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,116
My pitch was note-perfect -
they even believed me
426
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:38,996
when I said we were still
fielding offers.
427
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:41,476
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. What...what is the offer?
428
00:19:41,576 --> 00:19:43,156
Well, they started at 250,000.
429
00:19:43,256 --> 00:19:44,996
A quarter of a million dollars!
430
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,636
Let's take it! Take it, Leslie.
431
00:19:46,736 --> 00:19:49,396
Are you crazy?
You never take the first offer.
432
00:19:49,496 --> 00:19:51,756
-Let me do my thing.
-No, no, no, no, no!
433
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,276
I'm putting you on hold.
434
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,197
-No!
-Are you still there?
435
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,717
-Still here.
-So, I just talked to my client.
436
00:19:57,817 --> 00:19:59,757
And...she wants more money.
437
00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:03,957
250 grand is very, very generous
for a first-time author.
438
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:05,397
LESLIE: Are you kidding me?
439
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,117
This isn't some vampire
stiletto airport trash.
440
00:20:08,217 --> 00:20:10,437
We're all on the same page
there. Uh...
441
00:20:10,537 --> 00:20:12,317
What's your counter?
I need a number.
442
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,877
2 million.
443
00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:15,917
(LAUGHS) OK. You're not serious.
444
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:17,597
Oh! Hello?
-(PHONE DROPS)
445
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:21,477
-We can go to, um, 500,000.
-No, no! No, no, no!
446
00:20:21,577 --> 00:20:22,957
Oh!
447
00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:24,957
Tell me what other publishing
houses are interested.
448
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,958
-Maybe we can match them.
-Oh, my God.
449
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:29,158
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
450
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:31,318
No, no, no! Not now!
451
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,478
Listen, London & London
are very...
452
00:20:33,578 --> 00:20:34,598
Hello?
453
00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:36,038
..very serious about
acquiring the rights
454
00:20:36,138 --> 00:20:37,038
to this book.
455
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,798
I can go to 750,000.
456
00:20:38,898 --> 00:20:41,038
Uh, we are taking other offers,
457
00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:42,838
talking to many
other publishers.
458
00:20:42,938 --> 00:20:45,418
Lots of money. We want...
We want all the money.
459
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:50,918
Look, listen, all I can pay
maximum is $1 million.
460
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:53,598
That is a final offer.
It's take it or leave it.
461
00:20:53,698 --> 00:20:55,798
-A million bucks?
-A million dollars?!
462
00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:58,318
-Who's that?
-Take it. We're taking it.
463
00:20:58,418 --> 00:21:00,439
-Wait. So we have a deal?
-BOTH: Deal!
464
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:05,519
Yes! We have a deal, people!
465
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:07,999
-(SCREAMS)
-(SQUEALS)
466
00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,319
(LAUGHS)
467
00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:12,119
Whoo! We saved the farm.
468
00:21:12,219 --> 00:21:13,559
Ohh!
469
00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:15,659
-(PHONE BUZZES)
-(SIGHS)
470
00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:20,019
(GROANS)
471
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,119
Hmm.
472
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:24,319
Hello.
473
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,639
-(EMMY SCREAMS)
-What happened?
474
00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:28,599
-EMMY: Deal! Deal!
-(LAUGHS)
475
00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:30,479
I think Emmy sold her book.
476
00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:32,760
-(EMMY SCREAMS AND LAUGHS)
-(BOTH LAUGH)
477
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:33,840
EMMY: Yes!
478
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,640
-BOTH: Congratulations!
-(ROOSTER CROWS)
479
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,040
BOTH: Shut up, Gregory!
480
00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:38,760
(CLUCKS)
481
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,880
(POP!)
482
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,980
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
483
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:47,640
Babe...I'm...calling.
You don't answer.
484
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,080
Did you...run...here?
485
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:53,240
-Yes!
-What is going on, Leslie?
486
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:55,240
Ellison London and her son
487
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,680
are coming to Emu Creek
Farm Springs for Christmas!
488
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,880
What?
489
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,240
Why?
490
00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:04,321
What is going on?
491
00:22:04,421 --> 00:22:05,721
Did I not tell you about
492
00:22:05,821 --> 00:22:07,921
that little line item
in the contract?
493
00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:09,441
Before they close the deal,
494
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,601
London & London
has the right to meet you.
495
00:22:11,701 --> 00:22:15,241
With an invitation to Christmas
in...in Australia?
496
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,241
Two invitations to Christmas
in Australia, actually.
497
00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:19,201
One for you and one for her son.
498
00:22:19,301 --> 00:22:21,041
With you, your husband
and your daughter.
499
00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:22,801
I don't have a husband
or a daughter.
500
00:22:22,901 --> 00:22:24,521
Or a mother. I know. So sad.
501
00:22:24,621 --> 00:22:25,761
Leslie!
502
00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:28,481
They want the full
Emu Farm Springs experience
503
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,561
just like in the book
or the deal goes away.
504
00:22:30,661 --> 00:22:32,741
(THROWS PIZZA CRUST)
Ooh, pickles!
505
00:22:33,861 --> 00:22:36,942
OK, I want you to look me
in the eyes and listen, OK?
506
00:22:38,262 --> 00:22:39,682
I don't do farm.
507
00:22:39,782 --> 00:22:41,442
I can't cook.
508
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:44,202
I can't even boil an egg.
509
00:22:44,302 --> 00:22:46,882
It's not so bad. You just become
your mother for a few weeks.
510
00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:48,482
Tickle a few cows
with some suits.
511
00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:50,042
Give them
Clem's Country Christmas,
512
00:22:50,142 --> 00:22:51,522
save 'Little House
on the Prairie'
513
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,622
and, boom,
all your dreams come true.
514
00:22:56,062 --> 00:22:57,522
I...
515
00:22:57,622 --> 00:22:59,862
(BRIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
516
00:23:08,183 --> 00:23:10,243
It's not funny.
517
00:23:10,343 --> 00:23:12,803
It is kind of funny.
518
00:23:12,903 --> 00:23:15,643
I only have a few days
to find myself a husband,
519
00:23:15,743 --> 00:23:18,943
a daughter
and become my mother, OK?
520
00:23:19,943 --> 00:23:22,363
-MILES: Jump in.
-(DAVID GROANS)
521
00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:25,123
-EMMY: I'm not that heavy!
-No.
522
00:23:25,223 --> 00:23:27,223
(DAVID SIGHS)
523
00:23:29,183 --> 00:23:30,803
EMMY: That's new.
524
00:23:30,903 --> 00:23:33,843
Oh, yes, Miles started
an online art class.
525
00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,843
When you tilt your head
to the side,
526
00:23:35,943 --> 00:23:37,483
there's a whole new picture.
527
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,583
Oh!
528
00:23:42,264 --> 00:23:43,564
Ohhh.
529
00:23:43,664 --> 00:23:45,964
Once you see it,
can't unsee it, right?
530
00:23:46,064 --> 00:23:47,644
(MILES CHUCKLES)
531
00:23:47,744 --> 00:23:50,764
-In the... In the living room?
-It's the perfect spot for it.
532
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,604
DAVID: He's a regular Leonardo.
533
00:23:52,704 --> 00:23:55,084
Painted me like
one of his French girls.
534
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,484
(CHUCKLES)
535
00:23:56,584 --> 00:23:59,364
First things first, yeah? OK?
536
00:23:59,464 --> 00:24:02,724
I need a husband. David?
537
00:24:02,824 --> 00:24:06,004
Um...I may as well
be your sister.
538
00:24:06,104 --> 00:24:07,924
Plus he smirks uncontrollably
when he lies.
539
00:24:08,024 --> 00:24:09,684
-You know that annoying smile?
-That's true.
540
00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:12,465
-It's a lovely quality.
-Alright, alright, alright.
541
00:24:13,665 --> 00:24:15,665
You - what do you say?
542
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,965
-I do. I do!
-Yes? Excellent!
543
00:24:19,065 --> 00:24:20,805
No, he doesn't, and he can't.
544
00:24:20,905 --> 00:24:23,165
-Why not?
-Oh! So controlling.
545
00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:26,645
Well, you can't push Miles
back into the closet.
546
00:24:26,745 --> 00:24:28,445
He's already
dealt with his family
547
00:24:28,545 --> 00:24:30,445
and societal expectations.
548
00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:32,885
Two, do you really think
that Miles would be convincing
549
00:24:32,985 --> 00:24:35,725
as your husband
given how extra you can be?
550
00:24:35,825 --> 00:24:37,965
You think I'm too gay
to be straight?
551
00:24:38,065 --> 00:24:39,565
-DAVID: I think...
-What?
552
00:24:39,665 --> 00:24:42,965
I think you've spent years
hiding your light
553
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,606
and now that you've let it out,
554
00:24:44,706 --> 00:24:48,006
that wonderful, bright,
exuberant light,
555
00:24:48,106 --> 00:24:52,046
I'm just not sure that
you have a...dimmer switch.
556
00:24:52,146 --> 00:24:54,086
-I can do this!
-DAVID: Mm-hm.
557
00:24:54,186 --> 00:24:56,326
I can be heteronormative!
558
00:24:56,426 --> 00:24:58,046
-Yes! Yes, you can!
-DAVID: OK.
559
00:24:58,146 --> 00:24:59,446
I can be macho.
560
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:01,446
I'll be the Hemsworth brother
they never had.
561
00:25:01,546 --> 00:25:03,366
-DAVID: Another one?
-Russell Crowe's country cousin.
562
00:25:03,466 --> 00:25:04,926
I believe in you!
563
00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:09,166
(LAUGHS) My God, you do?
This is gonna be so much fun!
564
00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:11,826
-Tea?
-Thank you, darling.
565
00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,286
Fine. Who am I supposed to be?
566
00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:15,846
Uh, you could be
my personal assistant.
567
00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:17,527
-Oh... No.
-Mmm!
568
00:25:17,627 --> 00:25:19,007
-Man here to castrate the goats.
-What?
569
00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:20,527
Uh...I don't know,
travelling salesman.
570
00:25:20,627 --> 00:25:23,127
Really, really, really, really,
really, really, really old
571
00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:24,167
foreign exchange student.
572
00:25:24,267 --> 00:25:25,927
-Thank you.
-MILES: I have an idea.
573
00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:30,087
It is so kooky. It just might
work. We tell the truth.
574
00:25:30,187 --> 00:25:32,247
You say he is your cousin
visiting for Christmas.
575
00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:33,927
-Great. Fine. Works for me.
-Good work.
576
00:25:34,027 --> 00:25:36,927
OK, moving on. Darling daughter.
I need a daughter, I need a kid.
577
00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:38,687
-(INHALES)
-Let's rent one.
578
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:42,607
I can call a talent agency
in, like, Brisbane or Sydney,
579
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,567
somewhere like that,
and just rent a kid.
580
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,007
I think even stage parents
581
00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:47,727
want their children
around at Christmas.
582
00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:49,688
-MILES: Yeah.
-Ooh. OK. Ohhh.
583
00:25:49,788 --> 00:25:51,408
Uh...I'm...I'm 12 in the book.
584
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,528
-Right?
-Mm-hm.
585
00:25:52,628 --> 00:25:55,848
Tweens hate their parents.
She ran away.
586
00:25:55,948 --> 00:25:57,328
And you didn't notice?
587
00:25:57,428 --> 00:25:59,208
Poor thing, she could be
anywhere by now.
588
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:02,048
Hmm-hmm-mm-mm.
She's at a sleepover.
589
00:26:02,148 --> 00:26:03,568
-Oh!
-An extended...
590
00:26:03,668 --> 00:26:07,208
An extended Christmas sleepover.
591
00:26:07,308 --> 00:26:09,528
-It will have to do.
-It will have to do.
592
00:26:09,628 --> 00:26:12,248
Now, what are we
gonna do about you?
593
00:26:12,348 --> 00:26:14,528
-Hmm.
-What do you mean about me?
594
00:26:14,628 --> 00:26:17,128
I grew up here. I know my way
around this place. I'm fine.
595
00:26:17,228 --> 00:26:18,848
MILES: It's just, uh,
your clothes and, uh...
596
00:26:18,948 --> 00:26:20,208
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
-Yeah.
597
00:26:20,308 --> 00:26:22,889
-BOTH: Your hair.
-What's wrong with my hair?
598
00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:24,889
No, he's right.
None of this is Clementine.
599
00:26:24,989 --> 00:26:27,169
It's like she needs
some sort of farm
600
00:26:27,269 --> 00:26:29,969
boot camp make-under situation.
601
00:26:30,069 --> 00:26:31,769
-Is that a thing?
-No, it's not a thing.
602
00:26:31,869 --> 00:26:33,529
-It is now.
-No, it's not!
603
00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:35,649
-Let's go shopping!
-No, we're not!
604
00:26:35,749 --> 00:26:36,809
(MILES LAUGHS)
605
00:26:36,909 --> 00:26:39,649
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
606
00:26:39,749 --> 00:26:41,749
Fan out, people.
607
00:26:44,389 --> 00:26:46,389
(DAVID INHALES DEEPLY) Hmm.
608
00:26:47,349 --> 00:26:49,349
Hmm. Mmm.
609
00:26:49,829 --> 00:26:50,929
No.
610
00:26:51,029 --> 00:26:52,529
Do I hold one or two?
611
00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:54,010
-Grab it and pull.
-Hang on.
612
00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:55,450
-(COW MOOS)
-(SCREAMS)
613
00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:58,730
-Nothing is coming out.
-No wonder she's still single.
614
00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:01,470
-I heard that!
-(COW LOWS)
615
00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:05,210
MILES: It's a little bit
'House on the Prairie'.
616
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,890
Reminds me of 'Poltergeist'.
617
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,190
I think the mum
wore something like that.
618
00:27:10,550 --> 00:27:12,550
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
619
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:21,570
Ugh!
620
00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:22,770
(CLICKS)
621
00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:24,870
-Uh-uh.
-No?
622
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,771
Joanna Gaines has got
nothing on you.
623
00:27:29,871 --> 00:27:31,251
Would your mum have approved?
624
00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:32,891
Is it Aunty-Clem-Christmassy
enough?
625
00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:34,651
You know what,
it-it-it-it's great.
626
00:27:34,751 --> 00:27:37,211
I just think you need
less balls, more bush.
627
00:27:37,311 --> 00:27:40,531
You know, think less gaudy,
more...earthy.
628
00:27:40,631 --> 00:27:43,011
-MILES: I am allergic to bush.
-DAVID: You know what?
629
00:27:43,111 --> 00:27:45,691
Right now, I'm less concerned
about your foliage
630
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,131
and more concerned
about your accent.
631
00:27:47,231 --> 00:27:48,571
What's wrong with my accent?
632
00:27:48,671 --> 00:27:50,371
I can still speak Australian
if I need to.
633
00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:52,851
Say "Can I have
a glass of water?"
634
00:27:52,951 --> 00:27:54,951
Can I have a glass of wa-ter?
635
00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:57,011
-Wor-ter.
-Wa-ter.
636
00:27:57,111 --> 00:27:58,292
Wor-ter!
637
00:27:58,392 --> 00:27:59,732
-Wa-ter.
-Wor-ter.
638
00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:01,452
What the hell's
happening to me?
639
00:28:01,552 --> 00:28:03,372
Well, you've been living
overseas for 20 years.
640
00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:04,492
-Footpath.
-Paa-th.
641
00:28:04,592 --> 00:28:05,972
Garage, tuna.
642
00:28:06,072 --> 00:28:08,172
Tyu-na. Tu-na.
643
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,852
BOTH: Chu-na!
644
00:28:09,952 --> 00:28:12,092
-♪ More, more, more... ♪
-Bleurgh!
645
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,492
('MORE, MORE, MORE' By KRISSIE
KARLSSON AND KARL KARLSSON)
646
00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:15,772
-(DAVID SHOUTS)
-Ow!
647
00:28:15,872 --> 00:28:18,292
♪ I have it, got to have it
648
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,772
♪ More, more, more
649
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:22,012
♪ I've got to have it
Got to have it
650
00:28:22,112 --> 00:28:23,452
♪ Ooh-oh-oh... ♪
651
00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:25,492
Mmm. That's perfect.
652
00:28:25,592 --> 00:28:27,812
Yes. And up here.
653
00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:29,452
-Ow!
-Sorry.
654
00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:30,733
-Just dunk your head in.
-(SCREAMS)
655
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,853
-There you go. Feels wonderful!
-(SCREAMS)
656
00:28:32,953 --> 00:28:35,413
Beautiful. (LAUGHS)
657
00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,213
-♪ More, more, more.... ♪
-It's gonna look fabulous.
658
00:28:37,313 --> 00:28:39,133
-♪ Got to have it... ♪
-Ooh! Ahhh.
659
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:40,773
-♪ Ooh-oh-oh... ♪
-Argh!
660
00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:42,873
Reveal.
661
00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:45,293
BOTH: Whoa.
662
00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:48,253
A good whoa or...or a bad whoa?
663
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,073
Beautiful. Goddess of the earth.
664
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:56,353
You look just like her.
665
00:28:57,513 --> 00:29:00,153
(PLAYS REPEATED NOTE
ON THE PIANO)
666
00:29:02,353 --> 00:29:04,094
(TRAFFIC NOISES IN THE DISTANCE)
667
00:29:04,194 --> 00:29:06,194
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
668
00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:09,974
(LAUGHS) Avalon.
669
00:29:10,074 --> 00:29:12,534
-What are you doing here?
-I missed you.
670
00:29:12,634 --> 00:29:14,054
Come in.
671
00:29:14,154 --> 00:29:15,974
So you just all of a sudden
missed me?
672
00:29:16,074 --> 00:29:18,574
Well, I realised
how much I missed you...
673
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,774
-(DOOR SHUTS)
-..when a friend of mine
674
00:29:20,874 --> 00:29:22,854
was at the bar downstairs
the other night
675
00:29:22,954 --> 00:29:25,974
and sent me...this.
676
00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:27,694
JACK: How could
he not love you?
677
00:29:27,794 --> 00:29:29,294
('BLUE (DA DA BEE)'
BY EIFFEL 69 PLAYS)
678
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,394
Who's the
"Blue da-ba-da-di" girl?
679
00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:33,974
First of all, that's creepy.
680
00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:36,055
Second of all, why do you care?
681
00:29:36,155 --> 00:29:38,615
Aren't you with
the tattoo artiste?
682
00:29:38,715 --> 00:29:41,335
He's actually a gui-tar-ist.
683
00:29:41,435 --> 00:29:43,135
-And we're on a break right now.
-Oh.
684
00:29:43,235 --> 00:29:46,615
Oh! Going somewhere fun?
Need a plus one?
685
00:29:46,715 --> 00:29:48,935
Uh... (SIGHS)
686
00:29:49,035 --> 00:29:52,215
I'm going on a work trip to an
Australian farm with Ellison.
687
00:29:52,315 --> 00:29:55,335
A farm? But it's Christmas.
688
00:29:55,435 --> 00:29:57,815
Christmas is for nude beaches
and umbrella drinks.
689
00:29:57,915 --> 00:29:59,535
Yeah, well,
Ellison wants me to take
690
00:29:59,635 --> 00:30:01,055
more interest in the business.
691
00:30:01,155 --> 00:30:03,215
And then when I do,
she doesn't trust me.
692
00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:07,055
So, either way,
I turn out a disappointment.
693
00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:09,856
Jackie. Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
694
00:30:09,956 --> 00:30:12,896
(SIGHS) I know how much
you hate your job.
695
00:30:12,996 --> 00:30:13,896
-Hmm.
-Ah!
696
00:30:13,996 --> 00:30:15,896
Do you want me to
get you out of it?
697
00:30:15,996 --> 00:30:19,816
-What do you mean?
-I could show up in Australia.
698
00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:24,216
Scoop you up and whisk you off
to Bora Bora, hmm?
699
00:30:24,316 --> 00:30:26,696
We have fun together, don't we?
700
00:30:26,796 --> 00:30:29,736
Mmm. As tempting
as that sounds...
701
00:30:29,836 --> 00:30:32,236
-Hmm.
-..I have to work.
702
00:30:33,236 --> 00:30:34,896
-Oh.
-Mmm.
703
00:30:34,996 --> 00:30:36,976
Read the book. It's amazing.
704
00:30:37,076 --> 00:30:40,637
The author, Clementine,
she's really fascinating.
705
00:30:41,637 --> 00:30:46,037
Well, you know how much
I love to read books.
706
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,617
Wait. Who's Ellison?
707
00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:51,697
Really?
708
00:30:51,797 --> 00:30:54,657
-I'm so sorry, Ms London.
-Don't apologise.
709
00:30:54,757 --> 00:30:56,337
Just do better.
710
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:57,697
Ohh.
711
00:30:57,797 --> 00:30:58,977
Mmm!
712
00:30:59,077 --> 00:31:00,297
What is this?
713
00:31:00,397 --> 00:31:02,697
A gingerbread latte.
It's festive.
714
00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:06,337
Do I look like a person
who likes festive lattes?
715
00:31:06,437 --> 00:31:07,857
Who doesn't love Christmas?
716
00:31:07,957 --> 00:31:09,457
The only good thing
about Christmas
717
00:31:09,557 --> 00:31:11,097
is the uptick in book sales.
718
00:31:11,197 --> 00:31:13,698
JACK: Ha! Well, well, well.
You made it, Mother.
719
00:31:13,798 --> 00:31:16,738
This 'Clementine' book is
the first time in a decade
720
00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:19,578
you've cared about anything that
didn't involve craft cocktails
721
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,458
or 4-day weekends -
of course I made it.
722
00:31:21,558 --> 00:31:24,218
Well, you wanted a bestseller,
I'm giving you a bestseller.
723
00:31:24,318 --> 00:31:26,478
-So...
-We'll see.
724
00:31:27,478 --> 00:31:29,338
What end of the plane
do you want?
725
00:31:29,438 --> 00:31:31,438
As you like.
726
00:31:32,598 --> 00:31:35,018
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
727
00:31:35,118 --> 00:31:37,158
(WHISPERS) It's gonna be
a long flight.
728
00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:40,018
(GENTLE MUSIC, BIRDSONG)
729
00:31:40,118 --> 00:31:42,318
(CLUCKING)
730
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:47,559
(SNIFFS)
731
00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:53,839
(HUMS)
732
00:31:57,399 --> 00:31:58,419
Argh!
733
00:31:58,519 --> 00:32:00,299
(PANTS)
734
00:32:00,399 --> 00:32:02,379
(HUMS)
735
00:32:02,479 --> 00:32:04,619
-Go wake up Emmy!
-Oh!
736
00:32:04,719 --> 00:32:06,059
-(DOOR OPENS)
-(CLUCKS)
737
00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:08,839
-They're here!
-The publishers are early!
738
00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:12,559
-EMMY: What?
-They're here!
739
00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:16,540
DRIVER: They, uh,
don't refer to Australia
740
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,640
as God's country for nothin'.
741
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,940
Oh.
742
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,620
Where is my dress? They were
supposed to here for dinner.
743
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,780
-Ow! Ow.
-Good God! Your hair.
744
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,460
Do you have sparrows
nesting in there?
745
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,660
Oh! I've got to go get changed!
746
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,580
EMMY: I swear to God, Gregory,
747
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,220
you cluck with me this weekend
and you'll be Christmas lunch!
748
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,900
Ow! Could you get the dress?
749
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
-Just get the dress.
-Alright. Alright!
750
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,180
Where the hell is my husband?
751
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,340
Just relax. Be calm.
We've got this.
752
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,300
OK, I'm relaxed and calm.
753
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,380
Your accent.
754
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,420
Ah! Relaxed and ca-alm.
755
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,941
-50% less.
-OK.
756
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,401
OK. Relaxed and ca-alm.
757
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:54,681
OK.
758
00:32:55,081 --> 00:32:57,501
(AUSSIE ACCENT) Hello!
And welcome to Fig Tree Farm.
759
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,741
Well, you must be our
special guest from America.
760
00:32:59,841 --> 00:33:02,501
-From London & London.
-Ellison London, CEO.
761
00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,581
-I-I-I don't do hands.
-Oh!
762
00:33:04,681 --> 00:33:06,941
And this is my associate,
Jackson.
763
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,501
Bit formal. Also her son. Hi.
764
00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:11,061
(DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE)
765
00:33:11,161 --> 00:33:13,181
-Oh.
-(JACK CHUCKLES)
766
00:33:13,281 --> 00:33:15,181
(EMMY LAUGHS) It's
a little bit funny, actually,
767
00:33:15,281 --> 00:33:17,741
'cause, uh, it's sort of
a wild story...
768
00:33:17,841 --> 00:33:19,621
This must be
the famous Clementine.
769
00:33:19,721 --> 00:33:21,662
(KOOKABURRA LAUGHS, COW MOOS)
770
00:33:21,762 --> 00:33:23,702
It's so good to meet you.
771
00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:27,302
Yes! Yes, good to meet you too.
772
00:33:27,402 --> 00:33:29,742
I am the famous
Clementine Walker, Sr.
773
00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:32,502
(LAUGHS) It's, um, great
to meet you.
774
00:33:32,602 --> 00:33:34,222
-(JACK CHUCKLES)
-I'm so sorry. Come on in.
775
00:33:34,322 --> 00:33:35,302
-Please.
-Sure.
776
00:33:35,402 --> 00:33:37,462
-Thank you. (LAUGHS)
-Be our guest.
777
00:33:37,562 --> 00:33:38,942
-We've got your bags.
-Thank you.
778
00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:40,942
-Don't worry about it.
-Come through. Come in. Hi.
779
00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:42,462
-JACK: Hi.
-DAVID: Hi.
780
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,382
David, get the bags,
get the bags.
781
00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:47,082
-JACK: G'day.
-Oh, right in here. Go through.
782
00:33:49,522 --> 00:33:51,802
EMMY: Please, just make
yourselves at home.
783
00:33:52,802 --> 00:33:56,343
JACK: Oh, wow!
This is beautiful.
784
00:33:56,443 --> 00:33:58,663
I really can't thank you enough
785
00:33:58,763 --> 00:34:00,663
for accommodating us
at such short notice.
786
00:34:00,763 --> 00:34:03,183
Oh, well, how could I say no?
787
00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:05,903
Everyone in our New York office
is very jealous
788
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,143
we were getting the whole
Fig Tree Farm experience.
789
00:34:08,243 --> 00:34:09,263
Oh!
790
00:34:09,363 --> 00:34:10,783
Your book is literally
791
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,263
all anyone's talking about
at the moment.
792
00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:14,903
It certainly cost us enough.
(LAUGHS)
793
00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:18,183
I wasn't expecting it
to be so warm.
794
00:34:18,283 --> 00:34:19,663
-It is very hot.
-EMMY: Yeah!
795
00:34:19,763 --> 00:34:21,263
That's Australia at Christmas
for you.
796
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,303
Carry a fan,
that's what I say.
797
00:34:23,403 --> 00:34:24,703
JACK: Oh, thank you.
798
00:34:24,803 --> 00:34:26,424
So, have you always had
799
00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:29,484
such an interest
in the farming life?
800
00:34:30,484 --> 00:34:32,104
I... Well... I...
801
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,304
-Yes!
-Yes.
802
00:34:34,404 --> 00:34:37,424
It's always been
in Clementine's blood.
803
00:34:37,524 --> 00:34:39,624
-Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
-This must be the husband.
804
00:34:39,724 --> 00:34:41,724
I'm...
805
00:34:42,364 --> 00:34:45,544
EMMY: Ahh, no. This is
my cousin...cousin David.
806
00:34:45,644 --> 00:34:47,104
-JACK: Oh!
-EMMY: Yes, yes.
807
00:34:47,204 --> 00:34:49,524
ELLISON: Is something wrong
with his face?
808
00:34:50,564 --> 00:34:54,104
He had tooth surgery, uh,
just about a week ago.
809
00:34:54,204 --> 00:34:55,704
-JACK: Oh. (INHALES SHARPLY)
-Last week.
810
00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:57,184
-JACK: Oh, no.
-It's painful.
811
00:34:57,284 --> 00:34:58,665
EMMY: Yes, yes, darling.
You alright?
812
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:01,345
-JACK: Ouch! Yeah.
-EMMY: Ouch, yes. Very painful.
813
00:35:01,445 --> 00:35:03,665
(BROAD AUSSIE ACCENT)
Sorry, avocados! Ha ha!
814
00:35:03,765 --> 00:35:06,265
I was just taking care of
a few things out back.
815
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:09,185
G'day, g'day, g'day, g'day!
816
00:35:09,285 --> 00:35:10,625
-(LAUGHS)
-Oh! (CLEARS THROAT)
817
00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:13,065
That's how you do it
in Australia. (LAUGHS)
818
00:35:13,165 --> 00:35:16,305
-Miles Jones.
-Oh, that's quite a grip, Miles.
819
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:19,465
You working cows all day, you
get a strong handshake. Ha ha!
820
00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:20,945
Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
821
00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:22,665
-Alright. How are you?
-EMMY: Hello, darling.
822
00:35:22,765 --> 00:35:24,705
-(MILES CHUCKLES)
-Hello, hello, hel... Ooh!
823
00:35:24,805 --> 00:35:27,465
-Hello, sweetheart. (CHUCKLES)
-Ohh.
824
00:35:27,565 --> 00:35:30,846
And, uh, we're missing
a daughter, huh?
825
00:35:31,886 --> 00:35:33,386
She's at a sleepover.
826
00:35:33,486 --> 00:35:34,986
Oh.
827
00:35:35,086 --> 00:35:36,666
All...all of Christmas?
828
00:35:36,766 --> 00:35:40,906
It's an extended sleepover with
her very, very best friends.
829
00:35:41,006 --> 00:35:42,746
They don't celebrate Christmas.
They're Jewish.
830
00:35:42,846 --> 00:35:44,506
-Pagans.
-Muslim.
831
00:35:44,606 --> 00:35:47,066
EMMY: Khan-Kaufmans.
Fascinating, uh, family.
832
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:48,946
Live just a couple of farms
over.
833
00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:52,226
Could I offer anyone
a Fig Tree Fizz?
834
00:35:52,326 --> 00:35:53,986
-DAVID: Oooh!
-JACK: Yeah. Thank you.
835
00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:55,506
Yes!
Yes, it's a delicious cocktail.
836
00:35:55,606 --> 00:35:58,186
Um, cousin...David,
husband...Miles,
837
00:35:58,286 --> 00:35:59,786
why don't you join me
in the kitchen?
838
00:35:59,886 --> 00:36:01,306
JACK: Huh.
839
00:36:01,406 --> 00:36:02,547
Struth!
840
00:36:02,647 --> 00:36:04,187
I wouldn't usually step
into the kitchen
841
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:06,827
unless it was to crack open
a cold tinnie, eh? Eh?
842
00:36:06,927 --> 00:36:08,927
-(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
-(MILES LAUGHS) Yeah.
843
00:36:09,607 --> 00:36:12,247
(MILES CHUCKLES)
844
00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:14,747
(EXHALES)
845
00:36:14,847 --> 00:36:16,927
Something odd about all this.
846
00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,307
It's called Christmas.
847
00:36:19,407 --> 00:36:21,507
DAVID: You just had to mention
the Fig Tree Fizz!
848
00:36:21,607 --> 00:36:23,107
I haven't made one of them
in years!
849
00:36:23,207 --> 00:36:24,867
I was trying to save
the situation.
850
00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:27,267
"G'day, avocados"?
851
00:36:27,367 --> 00:36:29,867
Why should you be the only one
who gets to do an accent?
852
00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:31,907
-What voice was that even?
-It was Mick Dundee!
853
00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:33,747
Americans love
'Crocodile Dundee'.
854
00:36:33,847 --> 00:36:34,948
I...I...
855
00:36:35,048 --> 00:36:36,908
On the plus side,
that Jack guy's pretty cute.
856
00:36:37,008 --> 00:36:39,888
No. No. Listen to me.
Listen to me. I've met him.
857
00:36:40,888 --> 00:36:42,348
What?
858
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:43,508
-In New York.
-DAVID: What?
859
00:36:43,608 --> 00:36:45,708
I've met him.
860
00:36:45,808 --> 00:36:48,108
You 'met him' met him?
861
00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,668
-Like 'met him'...
-(MILES GASPS)
862
00:36:49,768 --> 00:36:51,028
-Like you...you...
-..met him.
863
00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,028
-What?!
-Oh, it was a one-night stand.
864
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,508
-It was nothing tawdry.
-Oh, God.
865
00:36:54,608 --> 00:36:56,068
Just two people looking
for some companionship
866
00:36:56,168 --> 00:36:57,948
after drinking their body weight
in Boulevardiers.
867
00:36:58,048 --> 00:37:00,388
That's why he was looking at you
like the world had stopped!
868
00:37:00,488 --> 00:37:02,668
No! He was looking at me
like we'd never even met.
869
00:37:02,768 --> 00:37:04,828
Told you we did
a fabulous job on her hair.
870
00:37:04,928 --> 00:37:06,228
-Oh, my stars.
-DAVID: Maybe...maybe...
871
00:37:06,328 --> 00:37:07,669
-This is really, really bad.
-Maybe it's...
872
00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:08,829
-(BOTTLE POPS)
-..fate.
873
00:37:08,929 --> 00:37:10,629
MILES: It's a goddamn
Christmas miracle.
874
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,749
EMMY: Hey, are you two
out of your heads?
875
00:37:12,849 --> 00:37:15,349
It's a goddamn
Christmas disaster!
876
00:37:15,449 --> 00:37:17,389
He can never know who I am.
877
00:37:17,489 --> 00:37:20,389
Was. Am.
We are living in a web of lies.
878
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:21,829
Guys, this is not...
879
00:37:21,929 --> 00:37:23,869
He has got her frazzled.
880
00:37:23,969 --> 00:37:25,709
-I'm not frazzled!
-Ow!
881
00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:28,109
I have got a book to sell
and a farm to save,
882
00:37:28,209 --> 00:37:30,509
and if I don't sell the book,
we don't save the farm.
883
00:37:30,609 --> 00:37:32,629
So get serious about this,
fellas. Get off me!
884
00:37:32,729 --> 00:37:34,549
(EMMY BREATHES HEAVILY)
885
00:37:34,649 --> 00:37:36,649
(EMMY EXHALES HEAVILY)
886
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:43,550
MILES: Oh, God.
887
00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:45,650
Can you pass me that knife?
888
00:37:48,690 --> 00:37:50,150
That's not a knife.
889
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,950
(METALLIC BLADE SINGS
AS IT'S PULLED OUT)
890
00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:54,130
That's a knife.
891
00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:57,190
-Fig Tree Fizz!
-Oh, great.
892
00:37:57,290 --> 00:38:00,150
OK. Right. Here we go.
893
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,230
Very special concoction
right here.
894
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,710
Won't get it anywhere else
in the world. Here you go.
895
00:38:04,810 --> 00:38:05,910
-Thank you.
-Lovely.
896
00:38:06,010 --> 00:38:08,010
-Love it.
-Yes.
897
00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:11,110
So when do we get to see
the rest of the fabulous farm?
898
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:12,591
Oh, um...
899
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,071
You ever seen a pregnant cow?
900
00:38:14,171 --> 00:38:15,551
-Oh.
-DAVID: Dolly.
901
00:38:15,651 --> 00:38:17,431
She's due any minute.
902
00:38:17,531 --> 00:38:19,151
You will adore it!
903
00:38:19,251 --> 00:38:23,671
It is all fabulously magical
witnessing the circle of life
904
00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,511
through Dolly's heaving belly.
905
00:38:25,611 --> 00:38:27,751
Miles...darling.
906
00:38:27,851 --> 00:38:29,191
Actually, uh... (CHUCKLES)
907
00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:31,751
(BROAD AUSSIE ACCENT) ..I've
got some, uh, fences to fix,
908
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,991
some sheep to shear,
some paddocks to plough
909
00:38:34,091 --> 00:38:35,391
while you blokes have your fun.
910
00:38:35,491 --> 00:38:36,551
-(LAUGHS)
-Ow.
911
00:38:36,651 --> 00:38:37,711
Yes, we're gonna have some...
912
00:38:37,811 --> 00:38:38,831
-'Bye, darling.
-'Bye, hon.
913
00:38:38,931 --> 00:38:40,631
Well, I've got my, uh...
914
00:38:40,731 --> 00:38:43,371
I guess it's just
the three of us, then.
915
00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:46,912
(ROOSTER CROWS)
916
00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:48,472
(BIRDSONG)
917
00:38:48,572 --> 00:38:51,872
So...which one's Dolly?
918
00:38:51,972 --> 00:38:54,032
Uh, the pregnant one.
919
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:57,072
Dolly! Hey, Dolly girl!
920
00:38:57,172 --> 00:38:59,172
Come to Mama.
921
00:38:59,852 --> 00:39:02,212
-Wait. Isn't that a bull?
-Uh...
922
00:39:03,212 --> 00:39:04,992
Wait. Aren't they...both bulls?
923
00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:08,912
No! I think we have stared at
bovine genitalia long enough!
924
00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:11,432
Let's go see the horses. Yes?
Horses!
925
00:39:11,532 --> 00:39:13,592
Oh, go...go ahead. (LAUGHS)
926
00:39:13,692 --> 00:39:15,712
I found half a bar. (CHUCKLES)
927
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,713
EMMY: Oh, don't you
just love that...
928
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:19,993
Oof! ..horsey smell?
929
00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:21,073
JACK: Hi.
930
00:39:21,173 --> 00:39:22,873
Hey, what's going on?
931
00:39:22,973 --> 00:39:24,753
-Hey, you.
EMMY: Oh, wow. That's amazing.
932
00:39:24,853 --> 00:39:26,673
He doesn't usually let anyone
but my mum...me
933
00:39:26,773 --> 00:39:28,313
get that close...to him.
934
00:39:28,413 --> 00:39:30,073
(CHUCKLES)
What's this big guy's name?
935
00:39:30,173 --> 00:39:33,233
Elton. And this is Kiki.
936
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,073
-Elton and Kiki?
-Yeah!
937
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:38,033
You know, like Elton John
and Kiki Dee, famous, uh, duet.
938
00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:40,433
No. I don't think so.
939
00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:42,073
-No?
-No. How does it go?
940
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:43,753
-The duet?
-Yes. Sing a bit.
941
00:39:43,853 --> 00:39:45,913
Oh, you want...
You want me to sing a duet?
942
00:39:46,013 --> 00:39:47,593
Yeah. A bit.
943
00:39:47,693 --> 00:39:49,234
I'm really... (LAUGHS)
..not much of a singer.
944
00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:52,594
-No?
-Um... Uh... Um... OK.
945
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:54,954
(SINGS) ♪ Don't go
breaking my heart
946
00:39:55,054 --> 00:39:56,554
♪ I couldn't if I tried... ♪
947
00:39:56,654 --> 00:39:58,794
-JACK: Uh-huh. "Don't..."
-I'm sorry.
948
00:39:58,894 --> 00:40:00,514
-Yeah.
-I'm not much of a singer.
949
00:40:00,614 --> 00:40:02,394
And I don't really have
a lot of tune.
950
00:40:02,494 --> 00:40:04,874
"..go breaking my heart."
951
00:40:04,974 --> 00:40:06,554
Ha ha!
952
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,434
-"Take the weight off of me."
-Oh, yeah.
953
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:10,194
I see what you're doing.
You got me.
954
00:40:10,294 --> 00:40:12,854
"Honey, when I knock
on your door..."?
955
00:40:15,014 --> 00:40:16,714
"I gave you my key."
956
00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:18,814
(BOTH LAUGH)
957
00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:23,475
I'm sorry. You...you
just look so familiar.
958
00:40:23,575 --> 00:40:25,875
I...I feel like we've met.
959
00:40:25,975 --> 00:40:28,755
Oh, no! Uh-uh.
960
00:40:28,855 --> 00:40:30,435
'Cause I live here
on a farm and...
961
00:40:30,535 --> 00:40:33,835
..you live in, um, New Nyo...
New York, New York.
962
00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:35,935
Yeah.
963
00:40:36,895 --> 00:40:38,395
Come on!
964
00:40:38,495 --> 00:40:40,115
Come back, please!
965
00:40:40,215 --> 00:40:41,955
Oh!
966
00:40:42,055 --> 00:40:44,055
Oh, good.
967
00:40:45,615 --> 00:40:47,195
A little help!
968
00:40:47,295 --> 00:40:50,415
A deranged child
is trying to kill me.
969
00:40:51,935 --> 00:40:53,076
Hello.
970
00:40:53,176 --> 00:40:54,796
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
971
00:40:54,896 --> 00:40:57,156
Who are you people? What are you
doing on private property?
972
00:40:57,256 --> 00:40:58,516
Do you know this girl?
973
00:40:58,616 --> 00:41:00,436
Uh, yes, of course I know her.
974
00:41:00,536 --> 00:41:02,916
-I don't know you!
-JACK: Ha ha!
975
00:41:03,016 --> 00:41:04,596
-Oh, this is the daughter.
-What?
976
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:06,436
The one in your book
with the anger issues.
977
00:41:06,536 --> 00:41:08,196
You thought my daughter
had anger issues?
978
00:41:08,296 --> 00:41:10,196
She's written that way, no?
979
00:41:10,296 --> 00:41:11,876
Ah, yes, of course
it's my daughter!
980
00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:14,276
You will not take that tone
with your mummy, young lady!
981
00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:15,996
Now, put that pitchfork down.
982
00:41:16,096 --> 00:41:18,636
These are the guests I told you
were coming for Christmas.
983
00:41:18,736 --> 00:41:20,156
You're not my mother!
984
00:41:20,256 --> 00:41:23,196
Oh! Little Emmy took
a horse kick to the face
985
00:41:23,296 --> 00:41:24,436
a few years back.
986
00:41:24,536 --> 00:41:25,957
She hasn't been the same since.
987
00:41:26,057 --> 00:41:27,077
I'm Violet.
988
00:41:27,177 --> 00:41:28,597
See? Memory is totally shot.
989
00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:29,957
-Oh.
-Quite heartbreaking, actually.
990
00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:32,237
Alright, darling, if you want us
to call you Violet,
991
00:41:32,337 --> 00:41:33,517
we'll call you Violet.
992
00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:37,597
-One more step...
-You're acting crazy, darling.
993
00:41:37,697 --> 00:41:40,597
I'm not the crazy one, lady!
I come here to feed the horses.
994
00:41:40,697 --> 00:41:41,997
(WHISPERS) Listen to me.
995
00:41:42,097 --> 00:41:44,437
Just go along with it and
I'll give you anything you want.
996
00:41:44,537 --> 00:41:45,717
(EMMY LAUGHS FALSELY)
997
00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:46,997
-Like money?
-Yes.
998
00:41:47,097 --> 00:41:49,137
Just go with it, OK? Please.
999
00:41:50,737 --> 00:41:52,357
Oh, Mummy,
I didn't recognise you
1000
00:41:52,457 --> 00:41:55,117
on account of that horse kick
to my face a few years back.
1001
00:41:55,217 --> 00:41:56,957
-Ohh!
-I want the money in cash.
1002
00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:59,058
And I want it in writing.
1003
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:03,318
Well, step-dada Miles
will be so glad
1004
00:42:03,418 --> 00:42:05,358
you came back
from your sleepover
1005
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:08,138
and, uh, are spending Christmas
with us after all!
1006
00:42:09,138 --> 00:42:11,078
VIOLET: Hey! Stop it.
Hands off.
1007
00:42:11,178 --> 00:42:12,918
-EMMY: Go on!
-Quit it!
1008
00:42:13,018 --> 00:42:16,358
-Whose devil child is this?
-DAVID: Hi, Violet.
1009
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:19,158
This is Rita Hay's daughter
from two properties down.
1010
00:42:19,258 --> 00:42:21,758
-And we pay her to farmhand.
-EMMY: Oh!
1011
00:42:21,858 --> 00:42:23,198
Well, your little farmhand
1012
00:42:23,298 --> 00:42:24,998
almost blew
our entire operation.
1013
00:42:25,098 --> 00:42:26,198
-Operation?
-Yeah.
1014
00:42:26,298 --> 00:42:28,958
There some kind of spy thing
going down?
1015
00:42:29,058 --> 00:42:31,239
Because I can keep a secret.
1016
00:42:31,339 --> 00:42:32,559
EMMY: I need a drink.
1017
00:42:32,659 --> 00:42:34,199
Hey, what's with
crazy lady's accent?
1018
00:42:34,299 --> 00:42:36,439
-Remember lovely Clementine?
-Yeah.
1019
00:42:36,539 --> 00:42:37,559
That's her offspring.
1020
00:42:37,659 --> 00:42:40,159
Oh, sad sack New Yorker.
1021
00:42:40,259 --> 00:42:41,799
Who called me that?
Who called me that?
1022
00:42:41,899 --> 00:42:44,199
Well, whoever it is,
she owes me cash.
1023
00:42:44,299 --> 00:42:45,439
EMMY: Yeah!
1024
00:42:45,539 --> 00:42:48,519
Because country bumpkin
Wednesday Addams here
1025
00:42:48,619 --> 00:42:52,279
now has London & London thinking
she's me...her...my daughter,
1026
00:42:52,379 --> 00:42:55,439
who should be called Emmy
and is now named Violet.
1027
00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,539
You're the one who said it.
1028
00:42:58,299 --> 00:42:59,439
Wait a second.
1029
00:42:59,539 --> 00:43:01,519
Could we borrow her
for a couple of days?
1030
00:43:01,619 --> 00:43:03,640
-VIOLET: Borrow me?
-MILES: Um...
1031
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:05,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
1032
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:08,240
Would your parents mind if you
weren't with them for Christmas,
1033
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,400
if you were with us,
would they miss you?
1034
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,560
Lady, I'm number four
of nine kids.
1035
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:14,400
No-one would even notice
I'm gone.
1036
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,840
-Yes!
-I'll give her parents a call.
1037
00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:18,440
EMMY: Great. It's settled then.
Listen.
1038
00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:23,200
Sweetie, all you're gonna have
to do is play make-believe.
1039
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:26,480
Pretend that
I'm your Australian mummy
1040
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:29,480
and Miles here
is your step-dada!
1041
00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:31,880
-Do you think you can do that?
-Yeah, I can do that.
1042
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:32,920
-Great!
-For $1,000.
1043
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,040
You're kidding?
1044
00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:35,841
You said you could give me
anything I want.
1045
00:43:35,941 --> 00:43:38,561
I can get a lot of things
I want for $1,000.
1046
00:43:38,661 --> 00:43:40,561
EMMY: You are a child, right?
1047
00:43:40,661 --> 00:43:42,601
Not a lawyer
with a growth deficiency?
1048
00:43:42,701 --> 00:43:44,081
I can just go home, you know.
1049
00:43:44,181 --> 00:43:46,181
That's fine. You're a little...
1050
00:43:47,061 --> 00:43:47,961
500.
1051
00:43:48,061 --> 00:43:49,761
-850.
-550.
1052
00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:50,841
700.
1053
00:43:50,941 --> 00:43:53,241
Deal. How old are you, anyway?
1054
00:43:53,341 --> 00:43:55,921
-I'm 10 and three quarters.
-Actually, you just turned 12.
1055
00:43:56,021 --> 00:43:58,281
Happy birthday. You're getting a
wildly inappropriate cash gift.
1056
00:43:58,381 --> 00:44:00,981
Put the hat back on!
You look like Oliver Twist.
1057
00:44:05,701 --> 00:44:06,962
One...
1058
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:08,922
..two...three!
1059
00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:10,202
(ALL CHEER)
1060
00:44:10,302 --> 00:44:12,122
There we go.
1061
00:44:12,222 --> 00:44:13,922
Merry Christmas.
1062
00:44:14,022 --> 00:44:15,442
-VIOLET: David.
-EMMY: Merry Christmas.
1063
00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:16,922
-MILES: Darling.
-Hi.
1064
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:19,322
-(MILES CHUCKLES)
-Dig in, everybody.
1065
00:44:19,422 --> 00:44:21,362
(CHATTER)
1066
00:44:21,462 --> 00:44:24,042
-MILES: Want some more salmon?
-DAVID: Thank you, darling. Uh!
1067
00:44:24,142 --> 00:44:26,722
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1068
00:44:26,822 --> 00:44:29,202
EMMY: Yeah. Lots of chilli,
chilli, chillies in there.
1069
00:44:29,302 --> 00:44:32,602
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1070
00:44:32,702 --> 00:44:34,362
EMMY: Brussels sprouts.
1071
00:44:34,462 --> 00:44:36,282
DAVID: Who would like
some more tomatoes?
1072
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,122
I've grown them all myself.
1073
00:44:38,222 --> 00:44:39,763
-MILES: They're lovely.
-DAVID: I absolutely...
1074
00:44:39,863 --> 00:44:43,363
It's en... No, no, no.
That...that's quite enough.
1075
00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:46,903
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1076
00:44:56,543 --> 00:45:00,723
So, tell me, American friends...
1077
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,563
-(CHUCKLES)
-..do you, um...
1078
00:45:02,663 --> 00:45:05,483
..visit the homes
of prospective authors
1079
00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:07,643
on the other side
of the planet often
1080
00:45:07,743 --> 00:45:11,444
or is this a...
a special occasion?
1081
00:45:11,544 --> 00:45:13,884
Just standard business practice.
1082
00:45:13,984 --> 00:45:15,244
Oh.
1083
00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:17,044
JACK: We love to...to see
all our authors
1084
00:45:17,144 --> 00:45:18,604
before we...we publish them.
1085
00:45:18,704 --> 00:45:21,884
Oh, I had to see the
Clementine magic for myself.
1086
00:45:21,984 --> 00:45:24,564
JACK: Yeah.
Uh, launching a brand is, uh...
1087
00:45:24,664 --> 00:45:26,484
..it's a big commitment.
1088
00:45:26,584 --> 00:45:30,244
Oh, uh, I'm a...brand now.
1089
00:45:30,344 --> 00:45:33,764
Um, yeah, I mean, if everything
goes the way we hope it does,
1090
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:37,164
talking about launches
in every major market,
1091
00:45:37,264 --> 00:45:39,604
social media blitz,
the whole kit and caboodle.
1092
00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:42,804
Wow! All from...one book.
1093
00:45:42,904 --> 00:45:44,645
Maybe even a TV show!
(CHUCKLES)
1094
00:45:44,745 --> 00:45:48,485
Oh, my son doesn't champion
titles often,
1095
00:45:48,585 --> 00:45:52,245
so his sudden interest
in all things...you... (LAUGHS)
1096
00:45:52,345 --> 00:45:55,245
..that's what has me
truly intrigued.
1097
00:45:55,345 --> 00:45:58,845
Yeah. Listen, it's a very
special book, Clementine.
1098
00:45:58,945 --> 00:46:02,565
Oh, my God,
this is so boring.
1099
00:46:02,665 --> 00:46:05,605
-(LAUGHS) Darling! Darling...
-(JACK LAUGHS)
1100
00:46:05,705 --> 00:46:07,445
VIOLET: Why don't we talk about
something interesting?
1101
00:46:07,545 --> 00:46:11,145
Like global warming
or carbon footprints.
1102
00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,045
I bet you own a few boats.
1103
00:46:14,145 --> 00:46:15,566
(LAUGHS)
1104
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:17,166
-Um... (LAUGHS)
-One.
1105
00:46:17,266 --> 00:46:19,726
-And it's a yacht.
-Touché.
1106
00:46:19,826 --> 00:46:22,606
Hey, darling,
don't you have homework to do?
1107
00:46:22,706 --> 00:46:24,766
It's Christmas Eve Eve.
There is no school.
1108
00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:27,246
-Ah, right, no school.
-VIOLET: Oh!
1109
00:46:27,346 --> 00:46:29,566
Look! Mistletoe!
1110
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:31,086
EMMY: That's not mistletoe,
darling.
1111
00:46:31,186 --> 00:46:33,086
-That's a weed.
-(JACK LAUGHS)
1112
00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:35,806
You and step-dada should kiss.
1113
00:46:35,906 --> 00:46:38,046
Oh...
1114
00:46:38,146 --> 00:46:40,686
-ELLISON: Oh.
-No, we don't have to kiss.
1115
00:46:40,786 --> 00:46:44,886
Don't let me stop you. (LAUGHS)
'Tis the season.
1116
00:46:44,986 --> 00:46:47,767
MILES: Oh, yeah! Ha ha!
1117
00:46:47,867 --> 00:46:50,967
-Get it up ya!
-OK. (LAUGHS)
1118
00:46:51,067 --> 00:46:52,247
Go, Rover.
1119
00:46:52,347 --> 00:46:56,667
MILES: Hmm! (MOANS PASSIONATELY)
1120
00:46:57,667 --> 00:46:58,727
(CHUCKLES)
1121
00:46:58,827 --> 00:47:00,887
EMMY: Ohhh!
1122
00:47:00,987 --> 00:47:02,767
-(VIOLET CHUCKLES)
-(MILES SIGHS)
1123
00:47:02,867 --> 00:47:04,767
-Wasn't that lovely?
-(EMMY CHUCKLES)
1124
00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:06,887
You guys are such
the perfect match.
1125
00:47:06,987 --> 00:47:10,327
Oh, thank you, darling. Makes us
so happy to hear you say that.
1126
00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:12,667
(DAVID CLEARS THROAT)
1127
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:17,107
I'm just going to go and
check on the cheese platters.
1128
00:47:21,348 --> 00:47:23,348
-Ohh.
-DAVID: Miles.
1129
00:47:24,028 --> 00:47:26,368
-Got it. (CHUCKLES)
-Yeah.
1130
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,768
Yes. Go help him, sweetheart.
(SIGHS)
1131
00:47:28,868 --> 00:47:31,308
Aren't we feeling
that Christmas spirit now?
1132
00:47:32,948 --> 00:47:34,248
(DAVID EXHALES DEEPLY)
1133
00:47:34,348 --> 00:47:36,768
-Are you OK?
-Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
1134
00:47:36,868 --> 00:47:38,848
-Are you OK?
-Yeah. Yeah!
1135
00:47:38,948 --> 00:47:41,888
I just realised, this epiphany,
1136
00:47:41,988 --> 00:47:45,128
that we're living
in our favourite movie.
1137
00:47:45,228 --> 00:47:46,888
-'Beaches'?
-No!
1138
00:47:46,988 --> 00:47:48,448
'The Birdcage'!
1139
00:47:48,548 --> 00:47:49,928
-Oh!
-It's the same!
1140
00:47:50,028 --> 00:47:51,888
It's like I'm Robin Williams.
1141
00:47:51,988 --> 00:47:53,409
I'm Nathan Lane!
1142
00:47:53,509 --> 00:47:54,889
We need an Agador.
1143
00:47:54,989 --> 00:47:56,329
Oh! Ohh.
1144
00:47:56,429 --> 00:48:00,049
You were very...very masculine
out there. It was good.
1145
00:48:00,149 --> 00:48:02,309
-(FAN WHIRRS)
-(SNORING)
1146
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,509
(MILES SNORES)
1147
00:48:10,829 --> 00:48:12,889
(MILES BREATHES DEEPLY)
1148
00:48:12,989 --> 00:48:15,109
(MILES SNORES)
1149
00:48:17,949 --> 00:48:20,149
(MILES MAKES GUTTURAL NOISES)
1150
00:48:23,629 --> 00:48:25,050
(LAUGHS)
1151
00:48:25,150 --> 00:48:27,250
Yeah.
1152
00:48:27,350 --> 00:48:28,850
(ARM PLOPS)
1153
00:48:28,950 --> 00:48:31,310
(MILES SNORES)
1154
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,790
(MAKES GUTTURAL NOISES)
1155
00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:42,450
(CRICKETS SING)
1156
00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:43,730
(DOOR SHUTS)
1157
00:48:43,830 --> 00:48:46,430
(LIGHT MUSIC)
1158
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:15,791
Ohh.
1159
00:49:18,071 --> 00:49:20,191
Oh, wow.
1160
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:35,372
-(BRANCH SNAPS)
-Whoa!
1161
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:37,492
-Oh!
-(SCREAMS)
1162
00:49:37,592 --> 00:49:39,592
JACK: What are you...? Ugh!
1163
00:49:41,072 --> 00:49:43,412
-(EMMY SCREAMS)
-Oi! Why did you just tackle me?
1164
00:49:43,512 --> 00:49:45,412
What are you doing here?
1165
00:49:45,512 --> 00:49:47,512
What are you doing here?
It's my lake!
1166
00:49:48,672 --> 00:49:50,572
I remembered that bit
in your book
1167
00:49:50,672 --> 00:49:52,732
where you were talking about
swimming with the yabbies.
1168
00:49:52,832 --> 00:49:54,052
I couldn't sleep.
1169
00:49:54,152 --> 00:49:55,492
-Oh!
-Are you OK?
1170
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:57,532
Yes. Right. That's what
I'm doing here too.
1171
00:49:57,632 --> 00:49:59,812
-I was very hot. Couldn't sleep.
-(LAUGHS)
1172
00:49:59,912 --> 00:50:01,813
And I thought I'd take a swim
with the yabbies.
1173
00:50:01,913 --> 00:50:03,493
-I do have one question, though.
-Yeah?
1174
00:50:03,593 --> 00:50:05,213
What the hell is a yabby?
1175
00:50:05,313 --> 00:50:08,973
Oh! Well, uh, a yabby is
like a cousin to the crab,
1176
00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:10,813
only its parents
are also cousins,
1177
00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:12,933
so you don't really talk
about it, I guess.
1178
00:50:13,033 --> 00:50:14,773
Oh. Are they dangerous?
1179
00:50:14,873 --> 00:50:16,373
You should work off
the assumption
1180
00:50:16,473 --> 00:50:18,693
that everything in Australia
is dangerous.
1181
00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:20,133
Sounds fun.
1182
00:50:20,233 --> 00:50:22,233
-Ha. Yeah.
-(LAUGHS)
1183
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,453
God, that's something your book
really doesn't capture.
1184
00:50:26,553 --> 00:50:27,893
-What?
-That sky.
1185
00:50:27,993 --> 00:50:31,433
-Look at it. It's amazing.
-Ohh. Yeah.
1186
00:50:32,433 --> 00:50:35,454
I forgot how perfect it is
out here at night.
1187
00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:38,214
How can you forget?
You get this every single night.
1188
00:50:38,314 --> 00:50:40,894
No, I forgot
what it must look like
1189
00:50:40,994 --> 00:50:44,934
to someone who's n-never
seen it before.
1190
00:50:45,034 --> 00:50:47,254
Yeah, you don't get that
in Manhattan, that's for sure.
1191
00:50:47,354 --> 00:50:49,974
Right? Just constant car horns
and the smell of urine!
1192
00:50:50,074 --> 00:50:52,294
-Oh, shit! Something bit me!
-Ooh, what? What?!
1193
00:50:52,394 --> 00:50:53,774
-Yeah, yeah.
-What do you mean?
1194
00:50:53,874 --> 00:50:54,774
-Oh! Oh!
-Oh, where?
1195
00:50:54,874 --> 00:50:56,054
-Ah! Ah! Everywhere!
-(SCREAMS)
1196
00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:57,334
Grab your crotch!
1197
00:50:57,434 --> 00:50:58,814
-Grab your crotch!
-What? Why?
1198
00:50:58,914 --> 00:51:01,694
Because once they latch on,
they're impossible to get off.
1199
00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:03,574
-What is?
-The yabbies!
1200
00:51:03,674 --> 00:51:04,774
(SCREAMS) Shit!
1201
00:51:04,874 --> 00:51:06,375
Let's get out! Come on!
1202
00:51:06,475 --> 00:51:08,175
-Ow! My neck!
-Which way? Which way? Neck?
1203
00:51:08,275 --> 00:51:10,015
EMMY: No, the other way! Go! Go!
1204
00:51:10,115 --> 00:51:12,115
-Yeah. Oh.
-(JACK SHUDDERS)
1205
00:51:13,275 --> 00:51:15,975
Here. Here. Oh.
1206
00:51:16,075 --> 00:51:17,815
You go first. I can support you.
1207
00:51:17,915 --> 00:51:19,815
-(EMMY SCREAMS)
-(RIP!)
1208
00:51:19,915 --> 00:51:23,175
Oh, my gosh, was that your
hamstring or your pyjamas?
1209
00:51:23,275 --> 00:51:25,375
-I don't know. Maybe both.
-(JACK LAUGHS)
1210
00:51:25,475 --> 00:51:27,935
-No. I can't...
-I've got an idea.
1211
00:51:28,035 --> 00:51:30,215
-(GROANS)
-Don't do it. Don't fall on me.
1212
00:51:30,315 --> 00:51:32,095
-Don't fall on me! (SCREAMS)
-(JACK SHOUTS)
1213
00:51:32,195 --> 00:51:34,255
-(EMMY SPLUTTERS)
-(JACK LAUGHS)
1214
00:51:34,355 --> 00:51:36,715
This is worse than the yabbies.
1215
00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:38,856
-EMMY: Oh!
-JACK: Ooh.
1216
00:51:38,956 --> 00:51:40,456
OK. Right.
1217
00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:41,496
Feeling the breeze?
1218
00:51:41,596 --> 00:51:43,736
What?
1219
00:51:43,836 --> 00:51:45,936
-Do not look. Just be a gent...
-Alright.
1220
00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:47,776
-Please avert your eyes.
-I'm not looking.
1221
00:51:47,876 --> 00:51:49,016
I'm married.
1222
00:51:49,116 --> 00:51:50,576
(LAUGHS) Not looking.
1223
00:51:50,676 --> 00:51:52,376
EMMY: Don't look!
1224
00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:53,856
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1225
00:51:53,956 --> 00:51:56,736
(NATIVE ANIMAL SOUNDS)
1226
00:51:56,836 --> 00:51:58,176
(GREGORY CLUCKS)
1227
00:51:58,276 --> 00:52:00,096
(DOOR OPENS)
1228
00:52:00,196 --> 00:52:01,696
(CROWS)
1229
00:52:01,796 --> 00:52:03,456
What?
1230
00:52:03,556 --> 00:52:04,576
Morning, sunshine.
1231
00:52:04,676 --> 00:52:05,696
Oh!
1232
00:52:05,796 --> 00:52:07,456
Is that a hickey?
1233
00:52:07,556 --> 00:52:08,976
-What? No!
-DAVID: From Jack?!
1234
00:52:09,076 --> 00:52:11,857
-No. It's a yabby welt.
-In the bathroom?
1235
00:52:11,957 --> 00:52:13,857
Why are you asleep
in the bathtub?
1236
00:52:13,957 --> 00:52:17,497
Uh...because you failed to
mention my husband's snoring!
1237
00:52:17,597 --> 00:52:18,977
-Did I?
-It's my larynx.
1238
00:52:19,077 --> 00:52:20,617
That's why I'm good
at yodelling.
1239
00:52:20,717 --> 00:52:22,537
Yes, he was gifted
with a wide larynx.
1240
00:52:22,637 --> 00:52:24,497
No-one likes your larynx, Miles!
1241
00:52:24,597 --> 00:52:26,697
It...it...it...
I need to go back to bed.
1242
00:52:26,797 --> 00:52:28,137
-(THUMP!)
-Oh. Oh!
1243
00:52:28,237 --> 00:52:29,977
(GREGORY CROWS)
1244
00:52:30,077 --> 00:52:32,117
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1245
00:52:34,357 --> 00:52:36,357
(GROANING)
1246
00:52:37,077 --> 00:52:38,817
(GROANING)
1247
00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:41,217
Good, good. Got it. That's good.
1248
00:52:41,317 --> 00:52:42,738
-(GROANS)
-VIOLET: Careful.
1249
00:52:42,838 --> 00:52:44,858
Alright. OK.
1250
00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:47,078
How's it lookin'?
1251
00:52:48,078 --> 00:52:50,698
Oh! Hey! Yep.
1252
00:52:50,798 --> 00:52:52,938
Good and raring
and...and ready to go.
1253
00:52:53,038 --> 00:52:55,098
Alright. Let's go. (CLICKS)
1254
00:52:55,198 --> 00:52:56,858
(HORSE WHINNIES)
1255
00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:59,378
OK. Get here. Get...
1256
00:52:59,478 --> 00:53:02,378
This, uh...might surprise you,
but I'm not a very good rider.
1257
00:53:02,478 --> 00:53:04,418
I haven't ridden a horse
since I was your age.
1258
00:53:04,518 --> 00:53:06,378
-I'm not surprised.
-I need some fast reminders.
1259
00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:08,418
OK? Just a few pointers
to get me through.
1260
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:10,378
Say 'yah' a lot
and don't fall off.
1261
00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:11,978
-Yah? Yah.
-Yah.
1262
00:53:12,078 --> 00:53:14,378
YAH!
1263
00:53:14,478 --> 00:53:16,379
-(HORSE GRUNTS)
-I think you're scaring him.
1264
00:53:16,479 --> 00:53:18,659
I think you need to help me
push him or something.
1265
00:53:18,759 --> 00:53:20,759
-Come on. (CLICKS) Yah!
-I'm not pushing him.
1266
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:27,579
(PHONE BUZZES)
1267
00:53:27,679 --> 00:53:29,099
(SIGHS)
1268
00:53:29,199 --> 00:53:30,899
-(PHONE BUZZES)
-(SCOFFS)
1269
00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:32,999
Nope.
1270
00:53:34,439 --> 00:53:36,959
Hey! Come on. (CLICKS)
1271
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,779
(KISSES)
1272
00:53:40,879 --> 00:53:42,879
MILES: Come on.
1273
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:47,500
Hey. (CLICKS) Go.
1274
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,620
(HORSE SNORTS)
1275
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:50,780
(EMMY CLICKS)
1276
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,980
Ooh! Come on, horsey.
1277
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,100
Horsey, horsey, horsey. (CLICKS)
1278
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,620
Whoo!
1279
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,940
Ooh-ooh-ooh. Whoo! (LAUGHS)
1280
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,140
-Are you OK?
-Oh, yes. I love horseriding.
1281
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,060
This is just my, uh,
preferred method of saddle.
1282
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,980
You seem to know your way around
a...a horse really well.
1283
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,860
Yeah, well, Mum and Dad divorced
when I was young
1284
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,780
and they thought
it'd be a great idea
1285
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,980
to whisk me off to the most
prestigious boarding school
1286
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,021
money can buy.
1287
00:54:20,121 --> 00:54:21,381
Oh!
1288
00:54:21,481 --> 00:54:23,621
Fit for kings and queens,
you know.
1289
00:54:23,721 --> 00:54:25,661
-Well, that's fancy. (CHUCKLES)
-Yeah.
1290
00:54:25,761 --> 00:54:27,341
Continue.
1291
00:54:27,441 --> 00:54:29,381
Well, as it turns out, um,
1292
00:54:29,481 --> 00:54:33,381
co-curricular equestrian is
actually a rather effective
1293
00:54:33,481 --> 00:54:35,621
undervalued way
of meeting girls.
1294
00:54:35,721 --> 00:54:38,261
-Ha!
-So when life gives you lemons.
1295
00:54:38,361 --> 00:54:40,361
You become a charming playboy.
1296
00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:42,581
You think I'm charming?
1297
00:54:42,681 --> 00:54:45,761
No. I didn't...say you were
charming. I just...
1298
00:54:46,761 --> 00:54:48,341
You know you're charming.
1299
00:54:48,441 --> 00:54:50,601
Oopsie! Hey, now.
1300
00:54:51,761 --> 00:54:54,022
-Oh, wow! Look at the lake.
-Oh, yes! (CLICKS)
1301
00:54:54,122 --> 00:54:55,902
Come on, come on. Go!
1302
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:57,822
Yah! Come on.
1303
00:54:57,922 --> 00:54:59,922
EMMY: Yah! Come on!
1304
00:55:01,522 --> 00:55:03,822
-Come on! Yah! Yah! Yah!
-(HORSE SNORTS)
1305
00:55:03,922 --> 00:55:06,422
No, no, no, no. Not too fast.
Alright. Good!
1306
00:55:06,522 --> 00:55:09,102
(BIRDSONG)
1307
00:55:09,202 --> 00:55:14,502
JACK: God, this place! You can
just really breathe here, huh?
1308
00:55:14,602 --> 00:55:16,382
EMMY: So you're not missing
your Starbucks yet?
1309
00:55:16,482 --> 00:55:17,822
JACK: Oh, please!
1310
00:55:17,922 --> 00:55:20,342
I get my coffee flown in
from Italy every morning.
1311
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:22,642
Oh. Seriously?
1312
00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:24,823
Come on.
1313
00:55:24,923 --> 00:55:26,583
Ah. Huh! Well, with you...
1314
00:55:26,683 --> 00:55:28,943
-(JACK LAUGHS)
-..I couldn't really ever know.
1315
00:55:29,043 --> 00:55:31,343
(JACK CHUCKLES) No, I was
thinking after all this is over,
1316
00:55:31,443 --> 00:55:33,623
maybe I'd buy myself
a little farm somewhere
1317
00:55:33,723 --> 00:55:35,983
and get out of that city life
for a while.
1318
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,823
I mean, New York must be
exciting, though.
1319
00:55:37,923 --> 00:55:39,903
Big business, big publishing.
1320
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,823
-So...
-Predictable.
1321
00:55:41,923 --> 00:55:44,263
-Really?
-Oh, yeah. What's the phrase?
1322
00:55:44,363 --> 00:55:45,743
You know, on top
of every mountain
1323
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:46,943
there's just another mountain.
1324
00:55:47,043 --> 00:55:51,503
Uh...I don't think
that is actually a phrase.
1325
00:55:51,603 --> 00:55:53,263
I think you just made that up.
1326
00:55:53,363 --> 00:55:55,223
Maybe. I might have made
that up. (LAUGHS)
1327
00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:58,024
I don't know. You're the writer.
I'm just the disappointment.
1328
00:55:58,124 --> 00:56:00,984
I'm sure nobody thinks
you're a disappointment.
1329
00:56:01,084 --> 00:56:02,384
Uh, yeah.
1330
00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:03,824
They do. (CHUCKLES)
1331
00:56:03,924 --> 00:56:06,624
It's OK. I definitely
earnt the reputation.
1332
00:56:06,724 --> 00:56:09,424
But finding you...
1333
00:56:09,524 --> 00:56:13,044
..that's something
very, very good.
1334
00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,864
Jack...
1335
00:56:16,964 --> 00:56:19,824
..there's something
I want to, um, tell you...
1336
00:56:19,924 --> 00:56:21,064
(VEHICLE APPROACHES)
1337
00:56:21,164 --> 00:56:22,824
..and I think that, um...
1338
00:56:22,924 --> 00:56:24,224
..it's important.
1339
00:56:24,324 --> 00:56:26,464
(HORN HONKS)
1340
00:56:26,564 --> 00:56:28,865
VIOLET: Quick!
Dolly's gone into labour!
1341
00:56:28,965 --> 00:56:30,665
What?!
1342
00:56:30,765 --> 00:56:33,265
The bovine's
about to blow, love!
1343
00:56:33,365 --> 00:56:35,365
Now?!
1344
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,645
-The bovine's about to blow.
-OK.
1345
00:56:41,205 --> 00:56:42,665
(DOLLY MOOS)
1346
00:56:42,765 --> 00:56:44,765
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
1347
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:50,205
(JACK CHUCKLES) Oh.
1348
00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:51,985
How is she?
1349
00:56:52,085 --> 00:56:54,905
You asked for the full
Fig Tree experience.
1350
00:56:55,005 --> 00:56:56,545
-(DOLLY MOOS)
-Uh, Dolly's in pain.
1351
00:56:56,645 --> 00:56:58,665
The calf's legs are twisting.
1352
00:56:58,765 --> 00:57:00,946
But, um, if we all...
1353
00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:02,426
Come here.
1354
00:57:02,526 --> 00:57:05,706
..work together, we can get
this part over pretty quickly.
1355
00:57:05,806 --> 00:57:07,826
-(HESITANTLY) Mm-hm.
-DAVID: Alright. Jack.
1356
00:57:07,926 --> 00:57:10,226
You look like you've seen
a cervix or two in your time.
1357
00:57:10,326 --> 00:57:12,026
Would you mind joining me
at the birthing end?
1358
00:57:12,126 --> 00:57:13,746
Uh...
1359
00:57:13,846 --> 00:57:15,306
(HESITANTLY) Yeah.
1360
00:57:15,406 --> 00:57:17,306
Clementine.
1361
00:57:17,406 --> 00:57:19,306
-You are our farm girl.
-(DOLLY LOWS)
1362
00:57:19,406 --> 00:57:21,866
-Are your hands clean?
-Cleaner than that.
1363
00:57:21,966 --> 00:57:23,826
-Put some gloves on.
-Ooh.
1364
00:57:23,926 --> 00:57:25,926
DAVID: You're gonna
have to help me pull.
1365
00:57:28,286 --> 00:57:31,226
(GAGS) God! There's hot steam!
1366
00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:33,427
-OK, we're breaching.
-What?!
1367
00:57:33,527 --> 00:57:35,107
Oh, yeah. OK. Here we go.
1368
00:57:35,207 --> 00:57:36,827
Come on.
I need you to be hands-in.
1369
00:57:36,927 --> 00:57:38,707
-What? Grab?
-DAVID: That's it. Yeah. Grab.
1370
00:57:38,807 --> 00:57:40,507
-DAVID: Right. OK, on three.
-We're pulling?
1371
00:57:40,607 --> 00:57:42,227
-(DOLLY MOOS)
-Yeah, yeah, OK. Good.
1372
00:57:42,327 --> 00:57:44,467
-Yeah. You...
-One, two, three!
1373
00:57:44,567 --> 00:57:46,587
PULL!
1374
00:57:46,687 --> 00:57:47,787
Oh!
1375
00:57:47,887 --> 00:57:50,187
-(SCREAMS)
-(LIQUID SPLASHES)
1376
00:57:50,287 --> 00:57:51,667
(JACK CHUCKLES)
1377
00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:53,707
DAVID: Oh! Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
1378
00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:56,347
-JACK: Oh! (CHUCKLES)
-Oh! Oh.
1379
00:57:56,447 --> 00:57:58,467
Hello!
1380
00:57:58,567 --> 00:58:00,707
-Good girl, good girl.
-(DOLLY MOOS)
1381
00:58:00,807 --> 00:58:02,307
JACK: Ohh.
1382
00:58:02,407 --> 00:58:04,707
-Wow.
-VIOLET: Oh, my gosh.
1383
00:58:04,807 --> 00:58:07,508
-She's so cute.
-Hey. How are you?
1384
00:58:07,608 --> 00:58:09,428
-VIOLET: She's so slimy.
-JACK: Yeah.
1385
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,028
-(EMMY CHUCKLES)
-VIOLET: Can I name her?
1386
00:58:11,128 --> 00:58:13,128
Sure.
1387
00:58:13,888 --> 00:58:15,988
-Marilyn Moo-roe.
-(LAUGHS)
1388
00:58:16,088 --> 00:58:17,708
(JACK CHUCKLES)
1389
00:58:17,808 --> 00:58:20,588
Marilyn Moo-roe! (LAUGHS)
1390
00:58:20,688 --> 00:58:24,208
Welcome to Fig Tree Farm,
Marilyn Moo-roe.
1391
00:58:26,808 --> 00:58:29,208
(CHATTER)
1392
00:58:31,328 --> 00:58:32,748
(JACK AND EMMY LAUGH)
1393
00:58:32,848 --> 00:58:34,348
EMMY: That was, um...
1394
00:58:34,448 --> 00:58:36,068
-Really special.
-Yeah.
1395
00:58:36,168 --> 00:58:38,169
Yeah. It was.
1396
00:58:38,729 --> 00:58:40,989
Uh, Clementine, I think
you've got a bit of...
1397
00:58:41,089 --> 00:58:42,589
..afterbirth in your hair.
1398
00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:44,509
Oh! Oh... Ugh! Oh, God!
1399
00:58:44,609 --> 00:58:46,229
No, no.
You still look beautif... Fine.
1400
00:58:46,329 --> 00:58:47,789
-Oh, that's so gross!
-You look fine.
1401
00:58:47,889 --> 00:58:48,989
-It's gross!
-(HORN HONKS)
1402
00:58:49,089 --> 00:58:51,089
So... What the...?
1403
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:56,989
(SULTRY MUSIC)
1404
00:58:57,089 --> 00:58:59,829
Feliz Navidad, party people!
1405
00:58:59,929 --> 00:59:01,629
(AVALON SQUEALS)
1406
00:59:01,729 --> 00:59:02,789
(GIGGLES)
1407
00:59:02,889 --> 00:59:03,909
(JACK CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1408
00:59:04,009 --> 00:59:05,149
Surprised, my pineapple?
1409
00:59:05,249 --> 00:59:06,429
Yeah. What are you doing here?
1410
00:59:06,529 --> 00:59:08,829
AVALON: I'm saving you,
like I said I would.
1411
00:59:08,929 --> 00:59:10,110
Huh?
1412
00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:11,990
Did I mention that I still
have your card number?
1413
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,190
There may just be like
a tiny charge for the car
1414
00:59:14,290 --> 00:59:15,750
and the trip to Bora Bora.
1415
00:59:15,850 --> 00:59:17,670
-The what?
-Hi!
1416
00:59:17,770 --> 00:59:20,870
Hello, hello!
I'm Avalon, Jack's girlfriend.
1417
00:59:20,970 --> 00:59:22,470
No, uh, not a couple, actually.
1418
00:59:22,570 --> 00:59:24,470
You must be the big-time author!
1419
00:59:24,570 --> 00:59:25,790
Hi!
1420
00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:28,550
Is your farm, like, 'Babe',
the pig, the movie?
1421
00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:30,070
Are there pigs?
1422
00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:33,550
Uh... I... Yeah...yeah... No.
1423
00:59:33,650 --> 00:59:36,070
No, there are no...no...no pigs.
1424
00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:38,590
Oh! Bummer.
Well, that's too bad.
1425
00:59:38,690 --> 00:59:41,470
You both look so festive
in all that black.
1426
00:59:41,570 --> 00:59:44,751
Drinks, anyone? Fig Tree Fizz?
1427
00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:46,511
-AVALON: I am so sorry...
-(MOUTHS)
1428
00:59:46,611 --> 00:59:48,071
..to intrude, everyone.
1429
00:59:48,171 --> 00:59:50,751
It's just that, um,
I really need Jackie's help.
1430
00:59:50,851 --> 00:59:54,671
Um...my grandmother is sick,
you see, um...
1431
00:59:54,771 --> 00:59:57,111
-Oh.
-(CRYING) Sorry. Sorry.
1432
00:59:57,211 --> 01:00:02,431
Um...she, uh...she ran out of
her medication on vacation
1433
01:00:02,531 --> 01:00:04,671
in, um, Bora Bora.
1434
01:00:04,771 --> 01:00:07,951
Uh, and, uh, I have to go
1435
01:00:08,051 --> 01:00:12,031
and I really need, um...really
need Jack to come to Bora Bora
1436
01:00:12,131 --> 01:00:13,391
with me.
1437
01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:15,632
ELLISON: If your grandmother
needs help,
1438
01:00:15,732 --> 01:00:17,392
I'll call my personal physician.
1439
01:00:17,492 --> 01:00:19,492
It'll be much faster.
1440
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:24,432
Uh...well, the thing is, um,
1441
01:00:24,532 --> 01:00:27,872
Granny is with her, uh,
gentleman friend
1442
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:32,512
and he, uh, is trying
to sell her...her body
1443
01:00:32,612 --> 01:00:34,232
on the Bora Bora black market.
1444
01:00:34,332 --> 01:00:35,992
Awful.
1445
01:00:36,092 --> 01:00:38,392
I'm sorry, I just, um...
1446
01:00:38,492 --> 01:00:40,192
Excuse me for a minute.
1447
01:00:40,292 --> 01:00:42,072
JACK: Hmm.
1448
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:44,512
-Mmm!
-(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Yeah.
1449
01:00:44,612 --> 01:00:46,612
(DOOR CLOSES)
1450
01:00:47,653 --> 01:00:49,653
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1451
01:00:51,853 --> 01:00:53,853
(MUNCHING NOISES)
1452
01:01:01,933 --> 01:01:03,473
Miles thought you'd need it.
1453
01:01:03,573 --> 01:01:05,113
Oh, thank you!
1454
01:01:05,213 --> 01:01:07,373
I...I do. I need it.
1455
01:01:08,493 --> 01:01:10,473
Is this about that
gazillionaire guy?
1456
01:01:10,573 --> 01:01:12,573
That's not even a real number.
1457
01:01:13,373 --> 01:01:15,393
Did you see her?
1458
01:01:15,493 --> 01:01:16,793
Ohhh!
1459
01:01:16,893 --> 01:01:19,454
I mean, she's like...
1460
01:01:20,454 --> 01:01:21,914
..perfect, like a...like a...
1461
01:01:22,014 --> 01:01:25,514
..like a princess
in...Louboutins.
1462
01:01:25,614 --> 01:01:27,614
And you're...?
1463
01:01:28,454 --> 01:01:30,554
Sitting in a pantry
stress-eating
1464
01:01:30,654 --> 01:01:32,234
with cow placenta in my hair,
1465
01:01:32,334 --> 01:01:34,154
pretending to be
somebody I'm not.
1466
01:01:34,254 --> 01:01:37,954
With a 10 and three quarters
12-year-old.
1467
01:01:38,054 --> 01:01:40,434
Lady, I've known you two days,
and on the whole,
1468
01:01:40,534 --> 01:01:43,714
I'd say you're a...whole
ice-cream store of crazy.
1469
01:01:43,814 --> 01:01:47,174
-OK, this is really not helping.
-But he likes you better anyway.
1470
01:01:48,254 --> 01:01:49,394
You think?
1471
01:01:49,494 --> 01:01:51,435
D'uh!
1472
01:01:51,535 --> 01:01:54,315
Of course he does.
Now, go get yourself cleaned up.
1473
01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:55,955
(LAUGHS)
1474
01:01:56,055 --> 01:01:57,355
Oh, God!
1475
01:01:57,455 --> 01:01:59,515
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1476
01:01:59,615 --> 01:02:02,075
CLEMENTINE: That's the way
it rolls sometimes.
1477
01:02:02,175 --> 01:02:05,835
There'll be great days,
there'll be good days,
1478
01:02:05,935 --> 01:02:10,175
and there'll be bad, not fun,
downright ghastly days.
1479
01:02:11,175 --> 01:02:14,635
But if you stay strong
and never, ever give up,
1480
01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:19,575
you'll find a way to make
even the wildest of dreams...
1481
01:02:22,015 --> 01:02:24,016
(DOOR CLOSES)
1482
01:02:24,776 --> 01:02:26,476
-(SCREEN DOOR CLOSES)
-..a reality.
1483
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,576
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
1484
01:02:35,856 --> 01:02:41,076
♪ Oh...oh
1485
01:02:41,176 --> 01:02:42,516
♪ Oh-oh... ♪
1486
01:02:42,616 --> 01:02:45,796
-(HORN HONKS)
-Oi, Clem, what's the hold-up?
1487
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:47,636
-I'm here.
-Good.
1488
01:02:47,736 --> 01:02:49,636
You're in the back
with Jack and Avon.
1489
01:02:49,736 --> 01:02:51,956
-Avalon.
-DAVID: Avon...alon.
1490
01:02:52,056 --> 01:02:55,056
-(WHISPERS) She looks hot.
-I know.
1491
01:03:05,697 --> 01:03:07,477
(CHATTER)
1492
01:03:07,577 --> 01:03:10,237
-So tell me how you guys met.
-Mmm!
1493
01:03:10,337 --> 01:03:14,357
Uh, it's, uh...it's not really
a very interesting story.
1494
01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:18,077
Stop! It was at Leo's New Year's
Eve party two years ago.
1495
01:03:18,177 --> 01:03:20,757
I was working as a brand
ambassador for Egg-Vod.
1496
01:03:20,857 --> 01:03:23,157
-Wow.
-Uh...what? What? What?
1497
01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:26,197
Oh, cute. Um, it's this
eggnog-flavoured vodka.
1498
01:03:26,297 --> 01:03:28,638
You have to act like you
like it, sell people on it.
1499
01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:31,598
But you can't let them get
too drunk because if they barf,
1500
01:03:31,698 --> 01:03:34,678
then they'll forever associate
with the brand.
1501
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:37,198
-I'm glad I asked.
-JACK: Mmm.
1502
01:03:37,298 --> 01:03:38,798
It takes real talent.
1503
01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,718
EMMY: Mm. Mm.
1504
01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:43,558
Anyways, um, how did you
and Clementine meet?
1505
01:03:43,658 --> 01:03:45,158
I haven't read your book. Sorry.
1506
01:03:45,258 --> 01:03:48,558
-Ahh.
-Ohh! Bloody romantic, mate.
1507
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,958
You want to tell
this one, Em...Clem?
1508
01:03:51,058 --> 01:03:52,878
-No. I... No.
-No?
1509
01:03:52,978 --> 01:03:54,878
True love should be shared.
1510
01:03:54,978 --> 01:03:59,158
Long story short, Clemmy was
a reporter from the big smoke.
1511
01:03:59,258 --> 01:04:00,158
Mmm!
1512
01:04:00,258 --> 01:04:01,719
Then she flew on out to...
1513
01:04:01,819 --> 01:04:03,799
..Walkabout Creek.
1514
01:04:03,899 --> 01:04:06,319
-EMMY: I guess.
-MILES: You did.
1515
01:04:06,419 --> 01:04:09,559
I-I-I-I...I...I did.
1516
01:04:09,659 --> 01:04:12,279
And she asked my mate Wally
1517
01:04:12,379 --> 01:04:15,159
for a guide to show her around.
1518
01:04:15,259 --> 01:04:18,359
-Miles! Darling.
-I...was the guide. (LAUGHS)
1519
01:04:18,459 --> 01:04:21,519
-Oh, no, no, no, no. (LAUGHS)
-(KISSES HAND REPEATEDLY)
1520
01:04:21,619 --> 01:04:24,919
No-one wants to hear
this boring story.
1521
01:04:25,019 --> 01:04:26,359
Yes, we do!
1522
01:04:26,459 --> 01:04:27,919
-Oh. Yeah, OK.
-That's...
1523
01:04:28,019 --> 01:04:29,279
Yeah, OK. Uh...
1524
01:04:29,379 --> 01:04:32,279
Before we knew it,
we were chasing buffaloes
1525
01:04:32,379 --> 01:04:34,200
and hunting crocs!
1526
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:37,360
And somehow in all of that,
we fell in love.
1527
01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:41,280
We did, and that's about it.
Just fell in love, love, love.
1528
01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:43,480
And it was love, love...love.
1529
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:45,160
-MILES: Deep love. Pure love.
-Yes. Mmm.
1530
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:46,880
Pure like my home brew.
1531
01:04:46,980 --> 01:04:49,240
You know,
that...that story just...
1532
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:51,800
It sounds so familiar.
(CHUCKLES)
1533
01:04:51,900 --> 01:04:53,400
Wait.
1534
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,560
Uh...I thought you guys met
in a creek.
1535
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,660
(UNCERTAINLY) Yeah...
1536
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,560
BOTH: Walkabout Creek.
1537
01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:01,680
Yes! Walkabout...
Walkabout Creek.
1538
01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:02,840
-VIOLET: Attention.
-Whoa!
1539
01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,760
-Oh! Ohhh.
-MILES: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1540
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:07,201
-EMMY: It's our little darling.
-(LAUGHS) That's my girl.
1541
01:05:07,301 --> 01:05:09,041
-Oh, that's our girl.
-VIOLET: Attention.
1542
01:05:09,141 --> 01:05:10,601
-MILES: Our girl!
-EMMY: Our girl.
1543
01:05:10,701 --> 01:05:12,921
The kids of Emu Springs
have a special message
1544
01:05:13,021 --> 01:05:14,201
for all you losers.
1545
01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:16,201
(EMMY SIGHS, THEN LAUGHS)
1546
01:05:16,301 --> 01:05:18,241
(KIDS SING) ♪ Dashing
through the scrub
1547
01:05:18,341 --> 01:05:20,761
-♪ In a rustic 4x4... ♪
-EMMY AND MILES: Ohhh!
1548
01:05:20,861 --> 01:05:24,041
-♪ Daddy's dodging roos... ♪
-Aren't you proud?
1549
01:05:24,141 --> 01:05:26,441
♪ While Mum heads to the store
1550
01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:28,961
♪ Kids are in the back
1551
01:05:29,061 --> 01:05:31,601
♪ Swatting blowies
left and right
1552
01:05:31,701 --> 01:05:34,441
♪ It's Christmastime
down under
1553
01:05:34,541 --> 01:05:36,841
♪ And the sun is
blooming bright
1554
01:05:36,941 --> 01:05:40,202
♪ Hey! Jingle bells,
jingle bells
1555
01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:42,082
(OTHERS SING ALONG)
♪ Jingle all the way
1556
01:05:42,182 --> 01:05:44,722
♪ There's better times
for a barbecue
1557
01:05:44,822 --> 01:05:47,762
♪ Than a scorching
Christmas Day, hey!
1558
01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:50,282
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
1559
01:05:50,382 --> 01:05:52,722
♪ A tinny and your thongs
1560
01:05:52,822 --> 01:05:55,442
♪ There's nothing
like a cold one
1561
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,322
♪ At the Aussie billabong
1562
01:05:57,422 --> 01:06:00,202
♪ Hey! Jingle bells,
jingle bells
1563
01:06:00,302 --> 01:06:02,082
♪ With a tinny and your thongs
1564
01:06:02,182 --> 01:06:04,842
♪ There's nothing
like a cold one
1565
01:06:04,942 --> 01:06:09,963
♪ At the Aussie billabong. ♪
1566
01:06:10,063 --> 01:06:12,963
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1567
01:06:13,063 --> 01:06:15,323
-That's my daughter!
-EMMY: That's our daughter!
1568
01:06:15,423 --> 01:06:17,423
-MILES: Our daughter!
-(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1569
01:06:23,463 --> 01:06:24,723
Oh.
1570
01:06:24,823 --> 01:06:27,603
Ha! Wow,
that was different. (LAUGHS)
1571
01:06:27,703 --> 01:06:31,683
-DRIVER: Merry Christmas!
-EMMY: Oh. Merry Christmas!
1572
01:06:31,783 --> 01:06:33,783
JACK: Merry Christmas!
1573
01:06:35,103 --> 01:06:37,783
-(JACK CHUCKLES)
-EMMY: Oh!
1574
01:06:38,783 --> 01:06:40,203
-Wow.
-Wow.
1575
01:06:40,303 --> 01:06:42,724
CLEMENTINE: 'Twas the night
before Christmas
1576
01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:44,824
and all through our town...
1577
01:06:45,824 --> 01:06:48,764
..no creature was stirring,
1578
01:06:48,864 --> 01:06:51,204
not a roo left around.
1579
01:06:51,304 --> 01:06:53,304
-LITTLE EMMY: Not even one?
-No.
1580
01:06:54,024 --> 01:06:56,764
And as midnight grew closer,
1581
01:06:56,864 --> 01:06:58,204
we snuggled into bed.
1582
01:06:58,304 --> 01:07:00,304
(LAUGHS)
1583
01:07:03,224 --> 01:07:04,644
Ahhh.
1584
01:07:04,744 --> 01:07:07,284
As visions of gumnuts
and fairy bread...
1585
01:07:07,384 --> 01:07:09,084
-(SOFTLY) Shh! Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
1586
01:07:09,184 --> 01:07:12,144
..swirled in our heads.
1587
01:07:13,144 --> 01:07:17,405
Then, all of a sudden,
what should arise?
1588
01:07:17,505 --> 01:07:21,905
A flash of bright red
soared through the skies!
1589
01:07:25,305 --> 01:07:27,745
(MILES LAUGHS)
1590
01:07:32,065 --> 01:07:33,725
-Aussie Santa was here...
-(LAUGHS)
1591
01:07:33,825 --> 01:07:35,825
..to make things too right.
1592
01:07:39,385 --> 01:07:41,765
And as he slipped
down our chimney
1593
01:07:41,865 --> 01:07:44,005
in his boardies and tights,
1594
01:07:44,105 --> 01:07:48,126
he shouted, "Merry
Aussie Christmas to all!
1595
01:07:48,226 --> 01:07:51,626
"And to all a good night."
1596
01:08:03,426 --> 01:08:05,786
(KOOKABURRA LAUGHS)
1597
01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:10,146
(BIRD CAWS)
1598
01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:14,526
(BOTTLE POPS)
1599
01:08:14,626 --> 01:08:16,286
-MILES: Whoa!
-AVALON: Whoa!
1600
01:08:16,386 --> 01:08:19,247
-EMMY: Merry Christmas!
-JACK: Merry Christmas!
1601
01:08:19,347 --> 01:08:21,047
(LAUGHTER)
1602
01:08:21,147 --> 01:08:22,487
-AVALON: Thank you.
-(JACK LAUGHS)
1603
01:08:22,587 --> 01:08:24,727
-VIOLET: Man alive!
-Look at the size of that fly.
1604
01:08:24,827 --> 01:08:26,047
-(FLY BUZZES AWAY)
-ELLISON: Oh!
1605
01:08:26,147 --> 01:08:28,887
-So...what do you think?
-(WHISPERS) Good job.
1606
01:08:28,987 --> 01:08:31,047
DAVID: I think
you should say something.
1607
01:08:31,147 --> 01:08:33,927
-Like a toast?
-Yeah, do a toast.
1608
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,207
-Oh.
-(FLY BUZZES)
1609
01:08:35,307 --> 01:08:37,287
-OK. Um...
-Come on.
1610
01:08:37,387 --> 01:08:40,007
EMMY: OK, alright, alright.
I just, um...
1611
01:08:40,107 --> 01:08:44,287
Before we, uh, get stuck into
all this delicious food...
1612
01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:47,087
-And wine.
-And wine.
1613
01:08:47,187 --> 01:08:48,767
-..I just wanted to say...
-(FLY BUZZES)
1614
01:08:48,867 --> 01:08:51,888
..how grateful we are to have
1615
01:08:51,988 --> 01:08:53,528
London & London here
1616
01:08:53,628 --> 01:08:56,608
for a very special
Fig Tree Farm Christmas.
1617
01:08:56,708 --> 01:08:58,768
Ripper!
-Ripper is right!
1618
01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:00,008
-EMMY: Uh...
-(FLY BUZZES)
1619
01:09:00,108 --> 01:09:01,848
There really isn't
a traditional Australian,
1620
01:09:01,948 --> 01:09:05,568
um, Christmas, pfft, toast -
ooh! - I don't think.
1621
01:09:05,668 --> 01:09:08,288
So I'm just gonna make one up,
OK? Um...
1622
01:09:08,388 --> 01:09:10,888
Here's to...lunch...
1623
01:09:10,988 --> 01:09:11,888
(FLY BUZZES)
1624
01:09:11,988 --> 01:09:13,408
..among the gum trees.
1625
01:09:13,508 --> 01:09:17,208
So may your jumbucks stay jolly
and, um...
1626
01:09:17,308 --> 01:09:18,888
The prawn salad's melting, Clem.
1627
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:22,048
..may all your Christmases
be bright.
1628
01:09:22,148 --> 01:09:23,609
DAVID: To Clementine
1629
01:09:23,709 --> 01:09:28,049
and the beautiful world that she
created here at Fig Tree Farm.
1630
01:09:28,149 --> 01:09:30,089
May it always prosper.
1631
01:09:30,189 --> 01:09:31,889
-ELLISON: Merry Christmas.
-VIOLET: Merry Christmas!
1632
01:09:31,989 --> 01:09:33,169
Merry Christmas!
1633
01:09:33,269 --> 01:09:34,729
-AVALON: Merry Christmas!
-JACK: Merry Christmas.
1634
01:09:34,829 --> 01:09:36,529
MILES: Merry Christmas!
1635
01:09:36,629 --> 01:09:37,569
EMMY: Whoo!
1636
01:09:37,669 --> 01:09:39,049
DAVID: Up your bum.
1637
01:09:39,149 --> 01:09:40,649
Up your bum. Phwoar!
1638
01:09:40,749 --> 01:09:42,369
Um, why don't we, uh...
1639
01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:44,769
Sorry.
..move this inside?
1640
01:09:44,869 --> 01:09:46,489
JACK: Yeah. Inside. Inside.
1641
01:09:46,589 --> 01:09:49,889
(JOLLY MUSIC AND CHATTER)
1642
01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:51,929
-Alright. Got it?
-Yeah. I got it.
1643
01:09:52,029 --> 01:09:53,529
(CHATTER)
1644
01:09:53,629 --> 01:09:55,450
(CLUCKS)
1645
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,130
(BONBON SNAPS)
1646
01:09:57,230 --> 01:09:59,250
-Whoa!
-Winner wears the crown, right?
1647
01:09:59,350 --> 01:10:01,410
Have you ever ridden a kangaroo
to school?
1648
01:10:01,510 --> 01:10:02,650
No.
1649
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,370
You look very nice
in all that colour.
1650
01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:05,810
JACK: It matches your eyes.
1651
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,910
(WHISPERS) You're actually
having fun, Mother!
1652
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:10,650
Why do Australians hate
the word ketchup?
1653
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,750
Why do Americans hate
the metric system?
1654
01:10:13,630 --> 01:10:15,690
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
1655
01:10:15,790 --> 01:10:17,170
AVALON: Do you really
eat Vegemite?
1656
01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:19,770
Or is that just a cruel joke
you people play on the world?
1657
01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:20,930
You tell me.
1658
01:10:21,030 --> 01:10:23,170
Where did you get that?
1659
01:10:23,270 --> 01:10:25,090
-(DAVID SPEAKS)
-Oh, sorry.
1660
01:10:25,190 --> 01:10:26,770
-You can have it.
-No, you go.
1661
01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:29,651
-Mmm! Yum! Yum!
-VIOLET: Have more bread.
1662
01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:32,971
-JACK: Oh. Look, you go.
-You can have my strawberry.
1663
01:10:33,071 --> 01:10:35,371
There's plenty. May I?
1664
01:10:35,471 --> 01:10:36,651
Yes.
1665
01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:38,411
-Ooh-ah!
-(GAGS)
1666
01:10:38,511 --> 01:10:40,331
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1667
01:10:40,431 --> 01:10:41,971
JACK: Um, can I have this one?
1668
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,411
(LAUGHS)
1669
01:10:43,511 --> 01:10:45,171
That was absolutely
the worst throw
1670
01:10:45,271 --> 01:10:46,851
I've ever seen in my life.
1671
01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:50,051
You're the worst catcher.
Try again. Ooh! (LAUGHS)
1672
01:10:50,151 --> 01:10:51,491
You're trying to break my teeth.
1673
01:10:51,591 --> 01:10:53,591
-EMMY: That was close.
-Another go.
1674
01:10:53,911 --> 01:10:55,731
-Oh! (LAUGHS)
-MILES: Anyone need more plonk?
1675
01:10:55,831 --> 01:10:59,371
-Plonk?
-Plonk. Alcohol. A drink, love.
1676
01:10:59,471 --> 01:11:02,292
Oh! I can't. I'm so tiny.
1677
01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:04,332
-I'll be so hungover.
-(EMMY LAUGHS)
1678
01:11:04,432 --> 01:11:07,652
Well, we could always use
Clemmy's old hangover cure.
1679
01:11:07,752 --> 01:11:09,332
Oh, yeah, vinegar and milk!
1680
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:13,852
That'll stop you from wanting to
drink ever again! (CHUCKLES)
1681
01:11:13,952 --> 01:11:15,492
Vinegar and milk?
1682
01:11:15,592 --> 01:11:18,092
I met a woman
recently in New York
1683
01:11:18,192 --> 01:11:20,492
and that was her remedy
as well.
1684
01:11:20,592 --> 01:11:22,532
What a coincidence!
1685
01:11:22,632 --> 01:11:24,872
Whoa! You met a woman?
1686
01:11:25,912 --> 01:11:27,912
Which woman, Jack?
1687
01:11:30,312 --> 01:11:33,773
Hey, why don't we have a game
of Christmas charades?
1688
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:34,973
MILES: Hey!
1689
01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:36,973
VIOLET: Um, OK.
1690
01:11:37,073 --> 01:11:40,133
-Um, two words. Uh...movie.
-AVALON: OK.
1691
01:11:40,233 --> 01:11:42,233
'Now I See You'.
1692
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:46,933
I know, 'cause it's
right there. There.
1693
01:11:47,033 --> 01:11:49,033
You're the
"Blue da-ba-da-di" girl.
1694
01:11:49,713 --> 01:11:51,893
I know a bad dye job
when I see one.
1695
01:11:51,993 --> 01:11:54,453
Maybe the men
don't have the eyes.
1696
01:11:54,553 --> 01:11:56,093
But I see.
1697
01:11:56,193 --> 01:11:58,893
But I'm not blonde.
(LAUGHS) So...
1698
01:11:58,993 --> 01:12:00,293
AVALON: What about poor Miles?
1699
01:12:00,393 --> 01:12:02,573
Isn't that your wife
with my boyfriend?
1700
01:12:02,673 --> 01:12:04,814
-I'm not your boyfriend!
-AVALON: Oh.
1701
01:12:04,914 --> 01:12:06,914
And she's not his wife.
1702
01:12:08,114 --> 01:12:09,934
-You two are a couple.
-What?
1703
01:12:10,034 --> 01:12:13,334
JACK: Miles, I saw you.
You were grabbing David's ass.
1704
01:12:13,434 --> 01:12:15,974
I was actually thinking it was
a weird throuple situation.
1705
01:12:16,074 --> 01:12:17,894
-EMMY: Oh, my...
-MILES: How ridiculous.
1706
01:12:17,994 --> 01:12:19,574
-Ridiculous!
-I am her hubby.
1707
01:12:19,674 --> 01:12:22,374
-Yes, he is.
-Oh, give it away, guys.
1708
01:12:22,474 --> 01:12:25,114
Come on.
Who the hell are you, really?
1709
01:12:27,954 --> 01:12:29,954
I'm sorry, Jack.
1710
01:12:30,674 --> 01:12:33,454
ELLISON: She's the
magical Clementine Jones
1711
01:12:33,554 --> 01:12:36,334
and you bid a million dollars
on her book.
1712
01:12:36,434 --> 01:12:39,535
JACK: Yeah, I did.
But she's not.
1713
01:12:39,635 --> 01:12:41,295
Technically,
1714
01:12:41,395 --> 01:12:45,135
I did...I did grow up here
on Fig...Tree Farm,
1715
01:12:45,235 --> 01:12:49,055
but...my mum created
all of this, not me,
1716
01:12:49,155 --> 01:12:53,695
and...and the books are...
well, from her j...journals.
1717
01:12:53,795 --> 01:12:57,815
Mm-hm. I knew your accent
sounded kinda fishy.
1718
01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:00,015
Because, like, who the hell
talks like they're on
1719
01:13:00,115 --> 01:13:01,895
'Downtown Abbey' when they live
in the frickin' outback?
1720
01:13:01,995 --> 01:13:04,655
-It's 'Downton Abbey'.
-And who's this?
1721
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,755
Uh...
1722
01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:09,776
We borrowed Violet.
She's not really my daughter.
1723
01:13:09,876 --> 01:13:11,296
Rented, actually.
1724
01:13:11,396 --> 01:13:13,176
Rented her.
1725
01:13:13,276 --> 01:13:14,496
I feel sick.
1726
01:13:14,596 --> 01:13:15,856
You feel sick?
1727
01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:17,576
Samesies.
1728
01:13:17,676 --> 01:13:19,416
I'm sorry, Jack.
1729
01:13:19,516 --> 01:13:22,436
(LAUGHS) Yeah, you're sorry.
You're sorry.
1730
01:13:23,436 --> 01:13:25,336
-As long as you're sorry. Yeah.
-EMMY: Not...
1731
01:13:25,436 --> 01:13:27,956
Sorry. Mum, she's sorry.
That's good. Yeah.
1732
01:13:28,956 --> 01:13:30,956
(DOOR SHUTS)
1733
01:13:31,796 --> 01:13:33,656
EMMY: Jack.
1734
01:13:33,756 --> 01:13:36,016
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1735
01:13:36,116 --> 01:13:37,696
Hey.
1736
01:13:37,796 --> 01:13:40,136
The little girl
from the book, right?
1737
01:13:40,236 --> 01:13:41,537
Yeah.
1738
01:13:41,637 --> 01:13:44,217
Have you any idea how many
people I have working on you
1739
01:13:44,317 --> 01:13:47,737
and this book
and your social engagements?
1740
01:13:47,837 --> 01:13:50,137
What do you think's gonna happen
when they find out little Clem
1741
01:13:50,237 --> 01:13:52,777
they've fallen in love with in
the book is just a complete...
1742
01:13:52,877 --> 01:13:55,017
-A fraud.
-Heh.
1743
01:13:55,117 --> 01:13:57,117
Was any of this real?
1744
01:13:59,957 --> 01:14:01,857
I suppose that was
no chance encounter
1745
01:14:01,957 --> 01:14:03,337
we had in Manhattan either.
1746
01:14:03,437 --> 01:14:04,857
All part of your
little plan, hmm?
1747
01:14:04,957 --> 01:14:09,977
No, no. That was... (LAUGHS)
..fate, maybe. I don't know.
1748
01:14:10,077 --> 01:14:13,738
I could never have known that
you were going to be the guy
1749
01:14:13,838 --> 01:14:15,338
who bought the book.
1750
01:14:15,438 --> 01:14:16,418
(DOOR OPENS)
1751
01:14:16,518 --> 01:14:19,098
I had no idea
until you showed up here.
1752
01:14:19,198 --> 01:14:20,978
I don't know what to believe.
1753
01:14:21,078 --> 01:14:23,078
It's just like...
1754
01:14:23,558 --> 01:14:25,698
Jackson.
1755
01:14:25,798 --> 01:14:27,798
Time to go.
1756
01:14:29,078 --> 01:14:30,498
EMMY: Oh...
1757
01:14:30,598 --> 01:14:32,598
(JACK GROANS)
1758
01:14:35,878 --> 01:14:38,078
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
1759
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:42,918
(JACK GROANS) What is in here?
1760
01:14:44,278 --> 01:14:46,279
AVALON: Get in.
1761
01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,339
(ENGINE REVS)
1762
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:52,579
EMMY: (TEARY) You be good
to your mama, OK?
1763
01:14:52,679 --> 01:14:54,919
You only get one.
1764
01:14:56,639 --> 01:14:58,539
(KNOCKS)
1765
01:14:58,639 --> 01:15:00,059
(GASPS)
1766
01:15:00,159 --> 01:15:02,159
Hi.
1767
01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:04,219
The fancy people are leaving.
1768
01:15:04,319 --> 01:15:05,939
MILES: You're gonna let him
drive outta here?
1769
01:15:06,039 --> 01:15:07,579
You can't just give up.
1770
01:15:07,679 --> 01:15:10,419
You always find a solution, Em.
1771
01:15:10,519 --> 01:15:13,299
He hates me and rightly so.
1772
01:15:13,399 --> 01:15:15,979
I messed it all up.
I messed it all up.
1773
01:15:16,079 --> 01:15:18,340
No. Come here. Shh.
1774
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,620
I know you don't want
to hear this,
1775
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:24,980
but I wouldn't be your best
friend if I didn't say it.
1776
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,820
Yeah.
1777
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,980
What would Clementine do?
1778
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,080
(KISSES)
1779
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,660
She'd tell me
to chase my dreams.
1780
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,860
Yeah.
1781
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,960
That's your answer.
1782
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,500
I just miss her so much.
1783
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,620
I know.
1784
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,700
VIOLET: Ohh.
1785
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,620
We all miss her, honey.
Mmm. (KISSES)
1786
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:47,720
Every minute, every day.
1787
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:51,061
Ahh. OK.
1788
01:15:51,161 --> 01:15:53,741
Oh, I've got make-up
all over my face.
1789
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:55,701
Do I smell like cow?
1790
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:57,141
-Yeah.
-MILES: Yes.
1791
01:15:57,241 --> 01:15:59,261
Thanks, Marilyn.
1792
01:15:59,361 --> 01:16:00,741
DAVID: What are we waiting for?
1793
01:16:00,841 --> 01:16:02,021
VIOLET: Christmas?
1794
01:16:02,121 --> 01:16:03,221
DAVID: Come on.
1795
01:16:03,321 --> 01:16:04,941
-(EXCITING MUSIC)
-DAVID: Come on!
1796
01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,861
-This is crazy!
-MILES: Come on, let's go!
1797
01:16:07,961 --> 01:16:09,701
-(ENGINE STARTS)
-Good luck!
1798
01:16:09,801 --> 01:16:11,841
(ENGINE REVS)
1799
01:16:13,241 --> 01:16:15,241
Whoo!
1800
01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:20,061
-EMMY: Come on!
-MILES: OK!
1801
01:16:20,161 --> 01:16:21,501
-EMMY: Miles!
-MILES: Yes!
1802
01:16:21,601 --> 01:16:22,742
DAVID: Come on!
1803
01:16:22,842 --> 01:16:24,982
We're coming for you, Jack!
1804
01:16:25,082 --> 01:16:26,822
AVALON: I don't know
about you people,
1805
01:16:26,922 --> 01:16:29,622
but I am so ready
for a piña colada
1806
01:16:29,722 --> 01:16:32,662
and a beach and a massage.
1807
01:16:32,762 --> 01:16:35,822
Oh, you should see the resort.
It's so beautiful.
1808
01:16:35,922 --> 01:16:37,922
You're gonna love it.
1809
01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:41,382
Ahhhhh!
1810
01:16:41,482 --> 01:16:45,102
Oh, my gosh.
This psycho does not stop!
1811
01:16:45,202 --> 01:16:47,462
-(EMMY SHOUTS)
-Pull over!
1812
01:16:47,562 --> 01:16:49,222
(TYRES SCREECH)
1813
01:16:49,322 --> 01:16:50,702
DAVID: Avalon, where'd
you get your licence?
1814
01:16:50,802 --> 01:16:53,222
-For Christ's sake!
-EMMY: Jack!
1815
01:16:53,322 --> 01:16:56,103
-I'm sorry.
-Have you lost your mind?
1816
01:16:56,203 --> 01:16:58,263
I don't know. Maybe.
1817
01:16:58,363 --> 01:17:00,363
Oh!
1818
01:17:00,923 --> 01:17:03,543
Ellison! Ms London!
1819
01:17:03,643 --> 01:17:06,983
Please don't be mad at Jack.
He had nothing to do with this.
1820
01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:08,503
My son trusted you.
1821
01:17:08,603 --> 01:17:11,343
I don't appreciate
being manipulated,
1822
01:17:11,443 --> 01:17:13,463
personally or professionally.
1823
01:17:13,563 --> 01:17:16,943
Then you're gonna not appreciate
what I have to say next.
1824
01:17:17,043 --> 01:17:19,763
-The truth is...
-JACK: Whoa!
1825
01:17:22,403 --> 01:17:23,823
Are they still coming?
1826
01:17:23,923 --> 01:17:26,303
You're gonna get
yourself killed!
1827
01:17:26,403 --> 01:17:28,344
I'm in love with you!
1828
01:17:28,444 --> 01:17:30,604
What?!
1829
01:17:31,724 --> 01:17:32,944
Stop the car.
1830
01:17:33,044 --> 01:17:35,344
What is wrong with you people?!
1831
01:17:35,444 --> 01:17:36,504
-A horse!
-JACK: Whoa! Whoa!
1832
01:17:36,604 --> 01:17:37,664
(SCREAMS)
1833
01:17:37,764 --> 01:17:39,764
Merry Christmas!
1834
01:17:48,684 --> 01:17:50,584
(JACK SCREAMS)
1835
01:17:50,684 --> 01:17:53,784
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
1836
01:17:53,884 --> 01:17:56,824
You know what, I might be
a fraud, but you're one too!
1837
01:17:56,924 --> 01:17:59,184
Not the best start.
1838
01:17:59,284 --> 01:18:00,825
You're not
who you pretend to be.
1839
01:18:00,925 --> 01:18:03,745
You're not this suave,
lady-chasing playboy
1840
01:18:03,845 --> 01:18:05,225
that you pretend to be.
1841
01:18:05,325 --> 01:18:07,785
You're more than that.
You do care.
1842
01:18:07,885 --> 01:18:09,265
And meeting with you,
1843
01:18:09,365 --> 01:18:11,945
it was one of the best surprises
of my...of my life.
1844
01:18:12,045 --> 01:18:16,385
And if I let you go,
I will regret it every day.
1845
01:18:16,485 --> 01:18:19,985
Every...Christmas
for the rest of my life.
1846
01:18:20,085 --> 01:18:22,085
-So just...
-"Don't..."
1847
01:18:23,045 --> 01:18:25,045
-Just "Don't..."
-(EMMY SIGHS)
1848
01:18:26,845 --> 01:18:28,845
(SIGHS)
1849
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:33,526
"..go breaking my heart.
1850
01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:38,166
"Oh, honey,
if I get restless..."
1851
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:42,846
(WHISPERS)
Everybody's watching us.
1852
01:18:44,246 --> 01:18:45,506
(MOUTHS)
1853
01:18:45,606 --> 01:18:48,006
Your speech was actually
pretty good.
1854
01:18:50,246 --> 01:18:52,486
Don't leave me hanging here.
1855
01:18:53,886 --> 01:18:55,386
"I couldn't if I tried."
1856
01:18:55,486 --> 01:18:56,826
(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
1857
01:18:56,926 --> 01:19:00,266
Are you kidding me right now?
You want this...over this?
1858
01:19:00,366 --> 01:19:02,366
-Uh!
-G'day.
1859
01:19:03,646 --> 01:19:06,507
OK. I see what's happening.
1860
01:19:06,607 --> 01:19:08,027
-Avalon, listen.
-And I get it. Shhh!
1861
01:19:08,127 --> 01:19:09,507
Uh! Uh! Uh! Shhh.
1862
01:19:09,607 --> 01:19:11,867
-Hey, we...
-We had some great times.
1863
01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:13,187
-Didn't we?
-Uh...
1864
01:19:13,287 --> 01:19:16,467
Shhh! But I now pronounce you
dumped and single.
1865
01:19:16,567 --> 01:19:18,187
You may kiss my ass.
1866
01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:19,987
ALL: Oooh!
1867
01:19:20,087 --> 01:19:21,307
(AVALON SHOUTS ANGRILY)
1868
01:19:21,407 --> 01:19:24,267
We were not a couple.
I can't stress that enough.
1869
01:19:24,367 --> 01:19:26,107
-Uh-huh. (LAUGHS)
-(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
1870
01:19:26,207 --> 01:19:27,587
Close the door!
1871
01:19:27,687 --> 01:19:29,347
-(KICKS DOOR)
-My luggage.
1872
01:19:29,447 --> 01:19:31,147
-I'm so sorry.
-(ENGINE STARTS)
1873
01:19:31,247 --> 01:19:32,947
-(ENGINE REVS)
-MAN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1874
01:19:33,047 --> 01:19:35,287
-(WOMAN SCREAMS)
-MAN: Whoa!
1875
01:19:38,288 --> 01:19:39,908
She's like Dua Lipa.
1876
01:19:40,008 --> 01:19:42,108
But she needs a burger.
1877
01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:45,668
ELLISON: I finally finished your
'Clementine' book last night.
1878
01:19:45,768 --> 01:19:47,228
Wait. What do you mean?
1879
01:19:47,328 --> 01:19:48,748
You came all the way
to Australia
1880
01:19:48,848 --> 01:19:50,588
and you just finished the book
last night?
1881
01:19:50,688 --> 01:19:52,228
Did it ever occur to you,
Jackson,
1882
01:19:52,328 --> 01:19:55,308
that maybe I didn't come all the
way down here just for the book?
1883
01:19:55,408 --> 01:19:59,908
Maybe I also wanted to spend
some time with my son.
1884
01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:03,668
The book is good.
You were right.
1885
01:20:03,768 --> 01:20:07,108
And if this woman can finally
get your head out of your ass,
1886
01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:09,069
I can only imagine
the hold she'll have
1887
01:20:09,169 --> 01:20:10,869
on the rest of the world.
1888
01:20:10,969 --> 01:20:14,229
Wait. So does that mean
you still want to buy the book?
1889
01:20:14,329 --> 01:20:16,429
Yes.
1890
01:20:16,529 --> 01:20:18,189
As for you two...
1891
01:20:18,289 --> 01:20:20,349
Uh-oh.
1892
01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:22,569
You were a couple
this whole time?
1893
01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:25,949
Why, yes, ma'am.
1894
01:20:26,049 --> 01:20:30,689
And you don't really talk
like Crocodile Dundee?
1895
01:20:31,689 --> 01:20:33,389
No. (LAUGHS)
1896
01:20:33,489 --> 01:20:36,509
Unless you want me to,
you drongo!
1897
01:20:36,609 --> 01:20:39,309
-(LAUGHS)
-Drongo.
1898
01:20:39,409 --> 01:20:42,730
We'll work you into the book
promotion. You're hilarious.
1899
01:20:44,650 --> 01:20:49,550
Was that actually her
finding something hilarious?
1900
01:20:49,650 --> 01:20:51,350
(LAUGHS) I think so.
1901
01:20:51,450 --> 01:20:53,150
I want to be her friend.
1902
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:55,710
-I want her cravat.
-Let's go.
1903
01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:57,810
So, now what?
1904
01:20:58,570 --> 01:21:02,190
CLEMENTINE: One, two,
three, four.
1905
01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:06,010
(ACOUSTIC VERSION OF 'DON'T GO
BREAKING MY HEART' PLAYS)
1906
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,431
(BOTH SING) ♪ Oooh-hoo
1907
01:21:17,531 --> 01:21:19,631
KIDS CHOIR: ♪ Nobody knows it
1908
01:21:19,731 --> 01:21:21,751
BACK-UP SINGERS:
♪ Nobody knows, nobody knows
1909
01:21:21,851 --> 01:21:23,591
KIDS CHOIR: ♪ So don't go
breaking my heart
1910
01:21:23,691 --> 01:21:25,271
BACK-UP SINGERS:
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
1911
01:21:25,371 --> 01:21:27,071
KIDS CHOIR: ♪ I won't go
breaking your heart
1912
01:21:27,171 --> 01:21:28,551
BACK-UP SINGERS: ♪ Yeah, yeah
1913
01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:31,871
KIDS CHOIR: ♪ Don't go
breaking my heart... ♪
1914
01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:34,371
(LUSH ORCHESTRA JOINS IN)
1915
01:22:04,012 --> 01:22:06,912
(MUSIC CLIMAXES)
1916
01:22:07,012 --> 01:22:10,752
-(SCREAMS)
-Argh! (LAUGHS)
1917
01:22:10,852 --> 01:22:13,172
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1918
01:22:45,413 --> 01:22:47,353
♪ You're hiding from dreams
1919
01:22:47,453 --> 01:22:49,913
♪ You are chasing shadows
1920
01:22:50,013 --> 01:22:52,034
♪ They cast away from you
1921
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:53,994
♪ Cast away
1922
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:56,434
♪ You are fighting a fever
1923
01:22:56,534 --> 01:22:58,794
♪ Caught by staying late
1924
01:22:58,894 --> 01:23:00,954
♪ You don't want to leave
1925
01:23:01,054 --> 01:23:02,514
♪ You don't have to
1926
01:23:02,614 --> 01:23:05,274
♪ You don't want to go away, no
1927
01:23:05,374 --> 01:23:08,114
♪ Only you can stay
1928
01:23:08,214 --> 01:23:10,394
♪ You can stay...
1929
01:23:10,494 --> 01:23:11,754
♪ You can stay
1930
01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,794
♪ A garden is waiting
1931
01:23:13,894 --> 01:23:16,514
♪ If you do just what they say
1932
01:23:16,614 --> 01:23:18,654
♪ Do just what they say
1933
01:23:20,614 --> 01:23:24,195
♪ Ooooh
1934
01:23:24,295 --> 01:23:26,975
♪ Ooh
1935
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,675
♪ Look at things you see
1936
01:23:31,775 --> 01:23:34,135
♪ Look how far you've come
1937
01:23:37,175 --> 01:23:38,155
♪ And I say
1938
01:23:38,255 --> 01:23:40,435
♪ Look at where
you've been
1939
01:23:40,535 --> 01:23:43,255
♪ Look at where you're from
1940
01:23:46,895 --> 01:23:49,075
♪ Look at things you've seen
1941
01:23:49,175 --> 01:23:51,735
♪ Look how far you've come
1942
01:23:53,175 --> 01:23:55,976
♪ And look
how much you've grown. ♪
1943
01:23:59,136 --> 01:24:02,156
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