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The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:40,441 Heads, you live. 3 00:00:41,743 --> 00:00:43,735 Tails, you die. 4 00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:49,708 Tails, you die. 5 00:00:51,249 --> 00:00:54,537 My name is Domino Harvey. 6 00:00:54,627 --> 00:00:56,916 I am a bounty hunter. 7 00:00:59,341 --> 00:01:01,299 What I say over the next several hours 8 00:01:01,386 --> 00:01:04,672 will determine whether or not I spend the rest of my life in prison. 9 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,342 Tails, you die. 10 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:10,928 Miss Harvey, my name is Taryn Mills. 11 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,976 I'm a criminal psychologist working for the FBI. 12 00:01:14,066 --> 00:01:16,272 I'm here to ask you a few questions. 13 00:01:17,486 --> 00:01:18,399 Here's the part 14 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:20,029 where I'm supposed to get all defensive 15 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:23,235 and say, "Not until I speak with my attorney." 16 00:01:25,078 --> 00:01:26,905 I'll tell you everything I know. 17 00:01:29,249 --> 00:01:31,372 36 hours ago, 10 million dollars was stolen 18 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,453 from an armoured car that was subsequently found 19 00:01:33,545 --> 00:01:35,371 abandoned at the Hoover Dam. 20 00:01:42,556 --> 00:01:44,633 The driver's name was Locus Fender. 21 00:01:46,143 --> 00:01:48,681 We know that he was in on the heist. 22 00:01:48,771 --> 00:01:51,309 We know that he was in on the heist. 23 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,191 Is it true that you were hired 24 00:01:54,278 --> 00:01:56,270 to track down and capture the thieves 25 00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:58,106 and then deliver them to Drake Bishop, 26 00:01:58,198 --> 00:02:00,357 owner of the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino? 27 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,619 Yes. 28 00:02:04,246 --> 00:02:05,076 You then learned 29 00:02:05,164 --> 00:02:07,120 where the thieves had hidden the money. 30 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:10,452 And at the instructions of your employer, 31 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,585 went to retrieve the money yourself. 32 00:02:13,423 --> 00:02:15,996 We were sent out to the Fender Compound... 33 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:18,632 in the desert near the chicken ranch. 34 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,304 This way. 35 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:44,283 All right, on my go. 36 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:46,995 Watch your ass on this one. 37 00:02:47,873 --> 00:02:49,284 Go. 38 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,643 Sic 'em, boy! Sic 'em! 39 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,569 Fuck! 40 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,526 Chi Chi? 41 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,822 That's my best friend. 42 00:03:24,498 --> 00:03:26,952 His name is Choco. He's always fancied me, 43 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,711 but too shy to ever do anything about it. 44 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,754 Chi Chi! 45 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:36,636 Edna, Chi Chi's in doggie hell. 46 00:03:37,887 --> 00:03:39,429 All we want is the money. 47 00:03:39,513 --> 00:03:40,794 That's Ed Moseby, 48 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:43,761 the most legendary bounty hunter in all of Los Angeles. 49 00:03:43,851 --> 00:03:46,225 He's my boss, my mentor, 50 00:03:46,314 --> 00:03:48,104 the father I never had. 51 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:51,525 Chi Chi! 52 00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:56,194 My poor Chi Chi! 53 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,409 The Manchurian Candidate, eh, Edna? 54 00:04:03,707 --> 00:04:05,616 Is that you, Domino? 55 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:07,618 Nice to see you, darling. 56 00:04:08,044 --> 00:04:10,414 Your father must be so proud 57 00:04:11,712 --> 00:04:14,001 of what's become of his little angel. 58 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,750 Listen, bitch, we've got your son! 59 00:04:15,842 --> 00:04:18,462 If you don't give us the money, we're gonna wax his fucking ass! 60 00:04:18,552 --> 00:04:20,379 You don't have shit! 61 00:04:21,055 --> 00:04:22,430 Hey, Choco. 62 00:04:24,684 --> 00:04:26,477 Show her. 63 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:41,073 He's still alive, Edna! 64 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,035 Prove it! 65 00:04:43,122 --> 00:04:45,162 Choco, go get him. 66 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:03,058 Last question for 20 pounds. 67 00:05:03,143 --> 00:05:05,385 Start the clock. Zack, in anatomy, 68 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,972 a human being is usually born with how many toes? 69 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:09,857 We got to show Edna her son. 70 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:19,284 That's our driver Alf. 71 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,864 He's from Afghanistan. 72 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:23,491 He once ate a cat. 73 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:27,620 We can't understand how to pronounce his fucking name, 74 00:05:27,712 --> 00:05:30,333 so we just call him the cat eating alien. 75 00:05:38,766 --> 00:05:40,224 What does that mean? 76 00:05:40,309 --> 00:05:42,136 Shut the fuck up. 77 00:06:16,345 --> 00:06:18,468 How did Locus Fender lose his arm? 78 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,972 He had the combination to the safe tattooed on it. 79 00:06:25,063 --> 00:06:26,807 Mama! Mama! 80 00:06:27,524 --> 00:06:29,019 Locus! 81 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:30,390 Mama. Mama. 82 00:06:30,486 --> 00:06:32,194 Baby, I'm here! 83 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,237 Please. Please. 84 00:06:35,575 --> 00:06:37,817 You got to do as I say. 85 00:06:38,286 --> 00:06:41,157 Now, the combination is on my arm. 86 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:44,908 Mama, you got to get the decoder. 87 00:06:45,795 --> 00:06:47,503 Please, Mama. 88 00:06:48,297 --> 00:06:50,669 Put your weapon down! 89 00:06:51,842 --> 00:06:53,253 Put it down, Mama! 90 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:54,921 Put your fucking weapon down! 91 00:07:17,663 --> 00:07:19,206 Time to start at the beginning. 92 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,658 Time to start at the beginning. 93 00:07:23,335 --> 00:07:25,293 I'm the boss. 94 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:29,257 I'm already a cool motherfucker, you know? 95 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:30,916 I employ bounty hunters. 96 00:07:31,007 --> 00:07:32,335 I'm here today to speak 97 00:07:32,425 --> 00:07:35,130 for all the women of mixed race in America. 98 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,548 I'm sorry? 99 00:07:37,764 --> 00:07:40,765 I will knock you out! Number one! 100 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:46,598 Where's my money? 101 00:07:48,318 --> 00:07:49,860 I fuckin' love that show. 102 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:27,975 Maybe one of you will survive. 103 00:08:49,885 --> 00:08:51,463 Now, Mama! 104 00:08:53,389 --> 00:08:55,014 Put your fucking weapon down! 105 00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:10,522 You got 10 minutes to open that safe, Edna. 106 00:09:11,322 --> 00:09:13,647 Fuck you! 107 00:09:15,368 --> 00:09:16,862 I've never killed anyone. 108 00:09:16,953 --> 00:09:21,283 I hope to never kill anyone, even if they deserve it. 109 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:25,621 My agenda is to kick ass and secure the bounty. 110 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:29,663 If I'm on this side of the law, I can live the low life and avoid jail. 111 00:09:29,759 --> 00:09:33,543 I can live the nasty and not do time for it. 112 00:09:33,846 --> 00:09:36,384 That's called the best of both worlds. 113 00:09:36,474 --> 00:09:39,808 As for that other world, that 90210 world, 114 00:09:39,894 --> 00:09:41,852 it's not for me. 115 00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:50,315 Is that him? 116 00:09:50,406 --> 00:09:52,364 Is that your dad? 117 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:55,072 My real father was an actor. 118 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,035 He died when I was a little girl. 119 00:09:57,122 --> 00:09:58,201 Hi, Ben. 120 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:00,414 What the hell are you doing? What's the matter with you? 121 00:10:00,502 --> 00:10:02,910 Heh. I knew Frank. 122 00:10:03,005 --> 00:10:04,628 Who didn't? 123 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:07,380 Hey, Edna... 124 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,460 You know what, sweetheart? You got, like, 7 minutes 125 00:10:09,553 --> 00:10:11,842 to open that goddamn freezer, 126 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:14,467 or I'm gonna flush that fucking arm down the toilet. 127 00:10:14,557 --> 00:10:16,051 Fucker! 128 00:10:16,142 --> 00:10:18,183 You're probably wondering how a girl like me 129 00:10:18,271 --> 00:10:20,762 arrived here, at the arse end of the Nevada Desert 130 00:10:20,857 --> 00:10:24,521 with a blood-spattered Winnebago and a one-armed man. 131 00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:30,445 The Department of Motor Vehicles in Los Angeles. 132 00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:34,033 His name is Frances. 133 00:10:34,121 --> 00:10:36,993 Mr 90210 college boy had found himself 134 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,491 in the wrong place at the wrong time. 135 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:41,413 Hey, yeah, what's up? 136 00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:42,536 OK. 137 00:10:42,631 --> 00:10:45,999 Look, I said, 138 00:10:46,092 --> 00:10:48,880 they're about to call my number, like, any second. 139 00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:51,293 Now, are you in, or are you out? 140 00:10:51,387 --> 00:10:55,680 OK. Make up your fucking mind, 'cause they're about to call my number. 141 00:10:55,766 --> 00:11:00,345 Right now, 'cause they're about to call my fucking number. 142 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:03,104 All right. 143 00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:04,898 We're on. 144 00:11:13,577 --> 00:11:17,622 Now serving GO86. 145 00:11:17,707 --> 00:11:19,996 Hey... 146 00:11:22,337 --> 00:11:24,130 Kee Kee? 147 00:11:33,391 --> 00:11:36,641 Kee Kee said that you could deliver the... 148 00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:39,645 the IDs tonight. 149 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,890 Lateesha... I need that web link. 150 00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:45,772 The JLo concert is probably sold out already. 151 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:53,161 Kee Kee don't make the rules. 152 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,111 Listen... 153 00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,124 bitch... 154 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:05,374 I don't think you understand who the fuck you're dealing with here. 155 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:10,888 OK? Because I could make your job disappear like that. 156 00:12:14,395 --> 00:12:16,720 Kee Kee said tonight. 157 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,482 Tonight, 8pm. 158 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,991 Anything else? 159 00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:37,453 Nope. 160 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,581 Good-bye, Frances. 161 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:44,288 Good-bye, Lateesha. 162 00:12:54,268 --> 00:12:55,928 Fuck 'em. 163 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,722 Fuck 'em all. 164 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:03,273 Lateesha, Frances, and the 4 fake IDs 165 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,983 is where it all went wrong. 166 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,196 Where's the money? 167 00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:10,157 I don't know. 168 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,998 I think that you're lying. I think you know exactly where the money is. 169 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:24,092 I think you're trying to scare me into falsely incriminating myself, 170 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:26,086 and it's not going to work. 171 00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:31,807 This is your last chance. Once I walk out that door, I can't help you. 172 00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:40,651 When I was a little girl, my father told me that if you weren't careful, 173 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:45,113 you could lose everything you've ever earned in life in a split second. 174 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,361 You have to know when to cash out. 175 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,638 Thank you. 176 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,218 He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, 177 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,972 and death will be no more. 178 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,057 Neither will mourning nor outcry 179 00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:22,475 nor pain be any more. 180 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,862 The former things have passed away. 181 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,693 And, look... 182 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,611 I am with you all the days 183 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,906 until the conclusion of the system of things. 184 00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:48,379 After Dad passed on, my mum's agenda was to hit the town 185 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:51,178 and find another husband with a boatload of cash. 186 00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:57,097 Hello, Mr Stevens. How are you? 187 00:14:57,191 --> 00:15:00,191 - Good holidays? - Absolutely. Thank you. 188 00:15:00,277 --> 00:15:03,481 Darling. I love you, love you. 189 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:06,527 - Bye. Got to go, got to go. - Bye. 190 00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:13,280 She decided to sock me and my goldfish Sammy away 191 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,999 in boarding school. 192 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,966 A week later, Sammy died. 193 00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:27,099 It was a pivotal moment in my life. 194 00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:31,394 I decided to never invest too much emotion in one thing. 195 00:15:34,773 --> 00:15:38,025 It's always a set-up to the pain of losing them. 196 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:03,505 God created me in His image. 197 00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:16,179 I guess he had a thing for models. 198 00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:18,231 I guess he had a thing for models. 199 00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:21,567 Like most models, I was bored with life. 200 00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:24,858 I hated everything and everyone. 201 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:33,035 If you think America is dirt bag central, 202 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,874 clearly you've never been to the sleaze nation of our Queen Mother. 203 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,509 I hope all this is not gonna change you. 204 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:47,096 One thing we'd like to change, though... You said Ian's name wrong. 205 00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:50,350 - Right, it's "eye-an". - Ian Ziering, not "ee-an" Ziering. 206 00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:52,346 It's "eye-an", since birth. 207 00:16:52,438 --> 00:16:55,642 Brilliant... Absolutely brilliant. 208 00:16:56,193 --> 00:16:59,029 Mum was determined to move us to Beverly Hills. 209 00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:01,319 That damn show started it all. 210 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:03,863 That damn show started it all. 211 00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:10,954 She remarried to a man named Mark Waldman. 212 00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:15,372 He invested in a restaurant called the Hard Rock Cafe. 213 00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:20,922 Domino, Domino, give the goddamn num chucks a rest already. 214 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:23,087 It's time for supper. Come on, baby. 215 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,754 I tried Beverly Hills High for a spell, 216 00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:27,808 but it didn't work out. 217 00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:31,057 I hated them. I hated them all. 218 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:34,478 5, 6, 7, 8! We are Alpha Omega 219 00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:36,558 we are the AOPs... 220 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:40,316 College was even worse. Mum convinced me to join a sorority. 221 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:42,646 It was all fun and games at first. 222 00:17:42,739 --> 00:17:44,531 Then the hazing started. 223 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:54,702 This is fucking disgusting! 224 00:17:54,795 --> 00:17:57,630 Disgusting! 225 00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:05,972 Look at these mosquito bites. 226 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,763 What's it like to have the body of a 10-year-old boy? 227 00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:18,314 - Have you had a nose job? - No. 228 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,458 A week later, I was expelled. 229 00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:35,461 In the end, it all came down to fate... 230 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:40,716 An LA Weekly advert strewn across the ground. 231 00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:47,388 Claremont Williams III... 232 00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:51,097 - Yeah! - The legendary bail bondsman. 233 00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:18,588 I'm here for the bounty hunter seminar. 234 00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:26,673 Cash? 235 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:34,021 Keep the change. 236 00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:44,112 See, as a bail bondsman, 237 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:47,489 I'm the go-between for the court and the accused. 238 00:19:47,582 --> 00:19:49,326 For a 10% fee, 239 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:52,288 I will guarantee the amount set by the court. 240 00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:53,789 Now... 241 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,549 if the defendant should fail to appear 242 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,542 at his or her court date, 243 00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:03,097 I will bring in a bounty hunter to recapture the defendant, 244 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:06,883 or I will face having to repay the court costs myself, 245 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:11,058 which... we can't do. 246 00:20:13,027 --> 00:20:16,111 Now, this occurs most... 247 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,405 frequently when the collateral 248 00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:25,413 or the guarantee given to the bondsman 249 00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:30,790 turns out to be worthless or difficult to liquidate. 250 00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:35,004 So... in layman's terms, 251 00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:38,758 we get 10% of the bail. 252 00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:41,848 Now, in the next few moments, 253 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:45,218 Ed Moseby will take the podium, and he will begin the seminar 254 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,387 on how to become a bounty hunter. 255 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,680 In the meantime, feel free to take a coffee break, pee break, whatever. 256 00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:53,443 We'll be starting in the next few minutes. 257 00:20:55,820 --> 00:21:00,364 Hey, how about it? Want to ride some bounty hunter cock? 258 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:04,069 - Fuck you, dickhead. - Bitch! 259 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,914 Excuse the fuck out of us! 260 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:17,334 We got to ditch this thing. 261 00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:20,963 Gentlemen... 262 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:23,428 it has been a pleasure. 263 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:28,559 All right, bathroom window, 5minutes. 264 00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:30,854 I'll keep the engine running. 265 00:21:40,452 --> 00:21:42,860 Nobody really knows where Ed came from. 266 00:21:42,955 --> 00:21:45,707 This much is clear... the man's been places, 267 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:48,627 seen things, lived life. 268 00:21:48,711 --> 00:21:51,285 He did a term in Soledad and a term in Angola, 269 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:54,335 where he lost a toe during a prison riot. 270 00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:56,916 The man's a warrior. 271 00:22:15,907 --> 00:22:18,400 To say that Choco is the product of a broken home 272 00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:21,068 is to presume a home existed in the first place. 273 00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:25,114 No. Choco never had a home. Well, not unless you count 274 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,036 10 or so juvenile correction facilities, 275 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,121 where he spent his childhood. 276 00:22:36,384 --> 00:22:38,377 Mierda! Damn! 277 00:22:41,891 --> 00:22:43,682 Goddamn! 278 00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:47,218 Puta... 279 00:22:47,312 --> 00:22:50,564 - What the fuck is this? - Where the fuck are you going? 280 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:53,189 Those people paid for a seminar! 281 00:22:54,822 --> 00:22:56,613 Where do you get off fucking up my windshield? 282 00:22:56,699 --> 00:22:59,404 I want a job! 283 00:23:02,539 --> 00:23:04,911 Jesus fuckin' Christ, lady. 284 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,538 Everybody wants a goddamn job. 285 00:23:08,462 --> 00:23:11,748 What makes you think you can do this one? 286 00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:17,584 I've been training since I was 12. 287 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,922 Knives, guns, throwing stars. 288 00:23:20,015 --> 00:23:23,599 You name it, I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker. 289 00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:28,147 I'm fast to learn, and nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die. 290 00:23:33,405 --> 00:23:35,529 Why would a... 291 00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:40,195 delicate little thing like you want to be a goddamn bounty hunter? 292 00:23:41,207 --> 00:23:43,994 I want to have a little fun. 293 00:23:47,546 --> 00:23:49,872 You want to have a little fun? 294 00:23:53,469 --> 00:23:56,175 Well, little girl, you want a job? 295 00:23:56,264 --> 00:23:58,056 Yeah. 296 00:23:58,976 --> 00:24:00,719 It's gonna cost you a new windshield. 297 00:24:00,811 --> 00:24:04,311 You know what? Enough of that "little girl" shit. The name is Domino. 298 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,190 Domino. 299 00:24:07,734 --> 00:24:11,147 - Domino what? - No, just Domino. 300 00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:13,435 Let's take a ride. 301 00:24:13,529 --> 00:24:14,561 Que? 302 00:24:28,003 --> 00:24:31,420 The kid's name is Hector Maldonado, 19 years old. 303 00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:36,510 His mother posted bail for him, after he was arrested for a drive-by. 304 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,137 He speaks perfect fuckin' English. He just thinks it's cute 305 00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:45,767 when he's around a good-looking woman. 306 00:24:55,617 --> 00:24:58,025 Hey. Yeah, listen. 307 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,821 Louise, listen, you can make this easy, 308 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,373 or you can make it real complicated. 309 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:08,298 For 200 dollars, Louise gave us her boyfriend's whereabouts 310 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:11,833 at the local gang banger hangout across the street. 311 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,015 What's his problem? 312 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:29,106 Latin petulance. Hold on. Give me a minute with him. 313 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:33,571 All right, come on, princess, spit it out. 314 00:25:35,703 --> 00:25:38,954 Why do we need that bitch on the team? You don't like what I'm doing? 315 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:42,161 I can hear you. 316 00:25:42,253 --> 00:25:45,836 Hey, baby, why don't you take a walk and let me handle this? 317 00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:49,871 First, she ain't on the team yet. 318 00:25:49,964 --> 00:25:51,673 OK? 319 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,249 Second of all, 320 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,385 take a look at her. 321 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:59,226 I mean, come on, man, she ain't ugly. 322 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,015 You and I walk down the street, what do people see? 323 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,096 A couple of losers, right? 324 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:07,973 We add her to the equation, you know what people are gonna think? 325 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:08,982 What? 326 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:13,696 There goes two of the coolest mother fuckers who ever lived. 327 00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:19,029 You know what? I don't know about you, man, but... 328 00:26:19,122 --> 00:26:22,289 I'm already a cool motherfucker, you know? 329 00:26:22,376 --> 00:26:25,081 Sometimes you got your own tongue up your ass. 330 00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:27,959 Little fuckin' pendejo. 331 00:26:29,468 --> 00:26:33,595 I could feel the blood coursing through my veins. 332 00:26:35,265 --> 00:26:38,469 Merry Christmas. Did you ever use one of these? 333 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,596 Ever heard of the Beverly Hills Gun Club? 334 00:26:44,942 --> 00:26:47,860 Shotgun in hand, kicking down a door and wondering 335 00:26:47,946 --> 00:26:50,104 if there was heavy firepower on the other side. 336 00:26:50,198 --> 00:26:52,523 Domino, you cover the side. 337 00:26:52,617 --> 00:26:54,989 Choco, you cover the rear. 338 00:26:55,078 --> 00:26:57,450 On my word. 339 00:26:58,373 --> 00:27:00,117 Turns out... 340 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:03,294 my first raid was to be a near-disaster. 341 00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:08,709 That bitch Louise set us up. 342 00:27:08,802 --> 00:27:10,925 Hector was hiding underneath her bed all along. 343 00:27:11,012 --> 00:27:14,713 - Hey, what's up, fool? - Hurry! There's 3 po-pos out front! 344 00:27:14,808 --> 00:27:17,050 Fuck. You serious? 345 00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:25,851 Ed On my go. 346 00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:29,856 Go. 347 00:27:44,921 --> 00:27:49,251 That night, my coin was tossed. 348 00:27:50,177 --> 00:27:52,929 Heads, you live. Tails, you die. 349 00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,893 50/50 chance. 350 00:28:01,398 --> 00:28:03,105 Life or death. 351 00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:14,484 This ain't Sunset Boulevard. 352 00:28:16,622 --> 00:28:19,576 My destiny was life. 353 00:28:27,844 --> 00:28:30,514 Life as a bounty hunter. 354 00:28:34,392 --> 00:28:36,634 Put that shit down, homey! 355 00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:40,180 What the fuck you doin', bitch?! Step back, motherfucker! 356 00:28:49,158 --> 00:28:50,819 What the fuck you want? 357 00:28:50,910 --> 00:28:54,076 We're not cops. We're bounty hunters. All we want is Hector. 358 00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:56,452 Fuck you and the fuckin' po-pos, bitch! 359 00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:58,914 You tell me where he is, and I'll give you... 360 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:00,201 You'll what? 361 00:29:00,296 --> 00:29:05,004 Sometimes a girl has to be naughty to get herself out of a jam. 362 00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:07,002 I'll give you a lap dance. 363 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:08,969 Man, fuck you, bitch! 364 00:29:09,056 --> 00:29:11,804 I'll give you a lap dance, bra and panties on. 365 00:29:11,888 --> 00:29:15,221 Man, if I wanted all that, I'd go to a strip joint, motherfucker. 366 00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:17,716 Come on, you and me. 367 00:29:19,063 --> 00:29:20,937 You know you want it. 368 00:29:21,941 --> 00:29:24,265 Hey, what do you think, dawg? 369 00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:26,399 I want to see what the fuck this bitch is workin' with. 370 00:29:26,487 --> 00:29:29,938 - I'm offering it to you, baby. Come on. - Is that right? 371 00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:33,197 Well, take off your clothes, bitch. 372 00:29:35,997 --> 00:29:38,323 Sit down. 373 00:29:40,419 --> 00:29:42,328 That's right, girl. That's right, girl. 374 00:30:05,864 --> 00:30:07,656 It worked. 375 00:30:07,866 --> 00:30:10,867 We got the scoop on how to find Hector. 376 00:30:10,953 --> 00:30:13,029 2 weeks later, we nailed him. 377 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,332 Claremont was Charlie to our three Angels. 378 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:24,918 It's very simple. The... DMV is the de facto conduit 379 00:30:25,009 --> 00:30:26,836 for all humanity, 380 00:30:26,928 --> 00:30:28,838 and every human being that we track down 381 00:30:28,931 --> 00:30:31,849 has a record in the DMV database. 382 00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:35,469 Whether it be LAPD, Social Services, 383 00:30:35,563 --> 00:30:37,354 the Credit Bureau, or the FBI, 384 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,932 they all use the DMV's database as their hub. 385 00:30:40,027 --> 00:30:43,231 So, we have people on the inside who feed us the information. 386 00:30:43,322 --> 00:30:45,113 This one right there. 387 00:30:45,449 --> 00:30:48,450 Shit. And who would know it? 388 00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:53,739 The gatekeepers of humanity turn out to be a bunch of sassy black women. 389 00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:02,460 Excuse me? 390 00:31:02,547 --> 00:31:04,753 He said he liked your suit. 391 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:08,923 - Tell him what you said. - I like your suit. 392 00:31:20,317 --> 00:31:24,018 After 6 months, Claremont hired Alf to drive us around. 393 00:31:24,113 --> 00:31:26,650 We were so busy. 394 00:31:29,953 --> 00:31:35,291 Little did I know that the FBI liked to keep tabs on us bounty hunters. 395 00:31:37,794 --> 00:31:41,413 Ed, what did you do before you were a bounty hunter? 396 00:31:41,506 --> 00:31:45,006 I played music. I was a musician. 397 00:31:45,094 --> 00:31:46,588 Really? 398 00:31:46,679 --> 00:31:48,588 What, in a band? 399 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,551 Did you ever hear of Stevie Ray Vaughan? 400 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:53,802 Wait, you're shitting me. 401 00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:57,523 Stevie and I hooked up in Austin. 402 00:31:58,609 --> 00:32:02,192 Back in the day, we did the bus tour thing together. 403 00:32:02,697 --> 00:32:06,113 Played every goddamn small club that would have us. 404 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:11,905 Yep. Me and that boy, we tore it up. 405 00:32:14,335 --> 00:32:16,042 Holy shit. 406 00:32:16,127 --> 00:32:19,579 Played with Pat Benatar, but that was only when I needed cash. 407 00:32:19,674 --> 00:32:22,711 Fuck off. I love Pat Benatar. 408 00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:25,009 Hey... So did I. 409 00:32:26,138 --> 00:32:28,677 But that's another story. 410 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:32,219 Love is a battlefield, baby. 411 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,647 What about Choco? How did you meet him? 412 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,032 I met Choco on the street... 413 00:32:46,116 --> 00:32:49,200 a few hours after he got out of lockup. 414 00:32:49,285 --> 00:32:53,154 He was standing there in a pair of those jailhouse slippers. 415 00:32:54,042 --> 00:32:57,825 He didn't have a nickel in his pocket or a place to sleep. 416 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,162 We started talking, and I liked the kid. 417 00:33:00,256 --> 00:33:02,664 Like a little brother. 418 00:33:03,635 --> 00:33:05,426 You know? 419 00:33:05,512 --> 00:33:08,298 Worst thing in the world is to be caged up. 420 00:33:08,389 --> 00:33:12,768 That boy has been there, and he ain't never goin' back. 421 00:33:12,853 --> 00:33:15,891 Even if it costs him his life. 422 00:33:22,781 --> 00:33:25,948 - What you lookin' at, darlin'? - Nothing! 423 00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:27,743 Put that fucking gun down! 424 00:33:29,664 --> 00:33:31,538 Put the fucking gun down! 425 00:33:43,053 --> 00:33:46,008 Choco grew up on the streets of Venezuela. 426 00:33:46,099 --> 00:33:47,261 When he was four years old, 427 00:33:47,349 --> 00:33:50,054 he stabbed another kid in the eyeball with a pencil. 428 00:33:52,146 --> 00:33:54,852 There were wires crossed somewhere in his soul. 429 00:34:19,089 --> 00:34:23,383 In 2003, I was named Bounty Hunter of the Year. 430 00:34:31,685 --> 00:34:35,684 To the woman who has brought beauty and grace 431 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:37,768 to this profession... 432 00:34:37,861 --> 00:34:40,565 Domino Harve-e-e-ey! 433 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:04,968 From that day on, Eddie, Choco, and I were inseparable. 434 00:35:09,269 --> 00:35:11,641 It turned out the three sassy black women and Raul 435 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:16,392 were the gatekeepers of humanity... the DMV. 436 00:35:16,485 --> 00:35:19,155 Lateesha was one of Claremont's many mistresses. 437 00:35:19,238 --> 00:35:21,812 Claremont was godfather to us all. 438 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:25,201 Just look at t that luscious action right there. Look at that. 439 00:35:25,288 --> 00:35:28,159 Man, I'm gonna get you a pair of glasses. 440 00:35:32,753 --> 00:35:34,462 Hey. 441 00:35:34,547 --> 00:35:36,623 That's an ass. 442 00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:14,161 Weather's gonna be a great day today. Lots of sunshine. 443 00:36:14,254 --> 00:36:16,876 Cool temperatures, though. We should be at 76 degrees. 444 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:20,832 You know, a guy could get used to a life this ordinary. 445 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,351 Maybe you should... 446 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,900 Maybe you should fuck her mom, too. 447 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:39,236 What the fuck is your problem, bitch? 448 00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:41,532 So, who is this Choico? 449 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,660 Mum was terrified for me. 450 00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:45,654 She didn't approve of my lifestyle one bit. 451 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:47,871 Is he your new boyfriend? 452 00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:54,378 His name is Choco, and he's not my boyfriend. He's a bounty hunter. 453 00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:57,501 Whatever. He's a criminal. And that Ed Moseby character... 454 00:36:57,593 --> 00:37:00,049 I mean, he's a complete loser. 455 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:05,974 He knew Frank Sinatra. 456 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,348 Who didn't? 457 00:37:16,405 --> 00:37:20,948 We may have been dysfunctional, but we worked. 458 00:37:21,035 --> 00:37:22,779 We were family. 459 00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:30,785 Do you know this man? 460 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:33,960 Yeah, he's a reality television producer. 461 00:37:34,045 --> 00:37:36,715 His name's Mark Heiss. 462 00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:42,503 Mr Heiss was very generous in turning over some videotapes to the FBI. 463 00:37:42,597 --> 00:37:45,170 There's lots of footage of you. 464 00:37:46,226 --> 00:37:48,895 We know everything. 465 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,552 Mark Heiss was friends with Mum. 466 00:37:50,647 --> 00:37:52,935 I hate this! 467 00:37:53,024 --> 00:37:54,304 They changed the fucking font! 468 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,975 He heard my story at some cocktail party. 469 00:37:57,071 --> 00:38:00,025 She's stupid! You're not stupid. 470 00:38:00,116 --> 00:38:01,908 - All right. - Get Cynthia on the line! 471 00:38:01,993 --> 00:38:05,197 - Well, Domino's in the lobby. - They changed the fucking font! 472 00:38:05,289 --> 00:38:07,447 Well, Domino's been waiting. 473 00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:09,166 Put her in the conference room. 474 00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:11,209 Turns out, he wanted to put us on television. 475 00:38:12,714 --> 00:38:16,047 I should let you know that Mr Heiss will only be available to meet 476 00:38:16,134 --> 00:38:19,420 for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. 477 00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:25,558 And speak in short sentences because he has the attention span 478 00:38:25,644 --> 00:38:27,352 of a ferret on crystal meth. 479 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:30,898 Mum was horrified and demanded to tag along 480 00:38:30,984 --> 00:38:33,474 just to keep me from signing anything. 481 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:37,398 - I've seen that. - Excuse me? 482 00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:39,198 A ferret on crystal meth. 483 00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,993 You don't speak... you don't speak Spanish? 484 00:38:49,087 --> 00:38:51,045 - No. - No? 485 00:38:52,299 --> 00:38:55,917 This is LA, man. You should speak Spanish, you know? 486 00:38:58,472 --> 00:39:01,010 OK, everybody has water... 487 00:39:06,689 --> 00:39:11,015 God, he should be here any second. Here he is. 488 00:39:12,192 --> 00:39:14,943 - Sophie. - Hello. 489 00:39:15,528 --> 00:39:19,313 Sorry, guys, about the wait. I'm having font issues. 490 00:39:19,408 --> 00:39:22,445 Let me cut to the chase 'cause I have to take this call. 491 00:39:22,536 --> 00:39:25,657 We want to follow you around with a camera crew for a week. 492 00:39:25,748 --> 00:39:29,497 The last thing we did... the pilot episode... is not testing well. 493 00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:31,495 We got too many rednecks. 494 00:39:37,803 --> 00:39:39,843 It's too much like Cops. 495 00:39:39,931 --> 00:39:41,591 We need... Go ahead. 496 00:39:42,434 --> 00:39:44,010 We need... 497 00:39:44,393 --> 00:39:46,682 something sexy! 498 00:39:47,313 --> 00:39:49,472 Something different. 499 00:39:51,484 --> 00:39:53,478 We need Domino. 500 00:39:56,991 --> 00:39:58,818 We need Domino. 501 00:40:01,245 --> 00:40:03,368 Listen, friend... 502 00:40:04,373 --> 00:40:06,367 we ain't gonna do this thing 503 00:40:06,459 --> 00:40:09,415 unless the whole team gets equal coverage. 504 00:40:09,923 --> 00:40:13,292 You're not her father, Ed. No one cares what you think. 505 00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:21,642 Well, with all due respect, Mom, 506 00:40:21,726 --> 00:40:26,354 I'm her boss, and she's on my team. OK? 507 00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:31,518 And unless we all get equal coverage, 508 00:40:31,612 --> 00:40:34,815 we're all gonna walk the fuck out of here together? 509 00:40:40,163 --> 00:40:43,699 Equal coverage, or we all walk. 510 00:40:43,793 --> 00:40:45,701 Done! OK. 511 00:40:46,421 --> 00:40:48,746 The whole team... We follow it. 512 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,704 What guarantee can you give us that Domino's name won't be tarnished? 513 00:40:52,799 --> 00:40:55,716 Sophie, this is reality television. 514 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:59,421 What you see is what you get. 515 00:40:59,515 --> 00:41:03,928 You will be exploited, your story won't be told truthfully, 516 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:06,475 and your life will never be the same. 517 00:41:06,563 --> 00:41:09,233 I beg you. 518 00:41:09,316 --> 00:41:12,520 I beg you not to get involved with this... 519 00:41:12,612 --> 00:41:14,604 this drivel! 520 00:41:15,782 --> 00:41:18,451 No offence, Mark, but we both know that this is drivel. 521 00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:20,694 No offence taken. 522 00:41:20,787 --> 00:41:23,575 Anyway, if she's gonna be in anything, she should be in the centre. 523 00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:25,907 Sure, OK. 524 00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:28,208 But... 525 00:41:28,296 --> 00:41:30,372 Done! 526 00:41:30,465 --> 00:41:33,253 Talk it over. I have to take this call. 527 00:41:33,344 --> 00:41:36,962 Cynthia, you changed the fucking font on the promo! Why? 528 00:41:37,056 --> 00:41:41,006 I felt like a hypocrite, given my hatred of all things Hollywood, 529 00:41:41,102 --> 00:41:43,427 but I'll admit... 530 00:41:43,521 --> 00:41:45,477 I wanted my story told. 531 00:41:46,315 --> 00:41:49,234 I wanted everyone to know the things I'd done. 532 00:41:49,319 --> 00:41:51,941 I wanted some recognition in the world. 533 00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:55,902 We'll do it. 534 00:41:58,078 --> 00:42:00,237 We'll do it. 535 00:42:01,415 --> 00:42:04,582 God help us. God help us all. 536 00:42:04,669 --> 00:42:07,705 It was the beginning of the end. 537 00:42:09,383 --> 00:42:11,672 Jerry! Jerry! 538 00:42:11,761 --> 00:42:16,304 Welcome back. We're here in LA with mixed race single mothers. 539 00:42:16,390 --> 00:42:18,798 Our next guest takes pride in the fact 540 00:42:18,893 --> 00:42:21,135 that she's in the Guinness Book of World Records 541 00:42:21,229 --> 00:42:25,062 for being America's youngest grandmother. 542 00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:28,602 And... she's only 28. 543 00:42:28,695 --> 00:42:30,898 Please welcome Lateesha Rodriguez! 544 00:42:30,986 --> 00:42:33,857 Lateesha was our prime contact at the DMV. 545 00:42:33,947 --> 00:42:37,529 Most of our bond certificates came from Claremont through her. 546 00:42:41,164 --> 00:42:43,121 - Hey, Jerry! - Hey, Lateesha. How are you? 547 00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,916 - I'm fine. - What's going on? 548 00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:48,334 I'm here today to speak for all people of mixed race in America. 549 00:42:48,421 --> 00:42:52,254 Now, as a blactino woman, I believe we deserve our own race category 550 00:42:52,343 --> 00:42:55,130 to forge an identity, Jerry. That's how I feel. 551 00:42:55,221 --> 00:42:57,510 Did you just say "blactino"? 552 00:42:57,599 --> 00:42:59,638 Yes, I did. I'm a blactino-American. 553 00:42:59,726 --> 00:43:01,553 First of all... 554 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:03,685 first of all, you don't even look Latino. 555 00:43:03,772 --> 00:43:05,931 You look black. You're... You're black. 556 00:43:06,025 --> 00:43:09,061 Second of all, I'm of mixed race, and I've struggled my whole life 557 00:43:09,152 --> 00:43:11,441 as to whether I'm Chinese or whether I'm black. 558 00:43:11,530 --> 00:43:13,939 Chinegro! What you are is chinegro! 559 00:43:14,034 --> 00:43:16,276 - Chinegro? - Chinegro! There you go! 560 00:43:16,370 --> 00:43:18,445 - Chinegro? - You are a chinegro! 561 00:43:18,538 --> 00:43:23,034 - What the is chinegro? - That's what you are! Chinegro is you! 562 00:43:23,126 --> 00:43:25,452 That's some bulls... 563 00:43:25,546 --> 00:43:29,044 OK, as I understand it, you brought a mixed-race flow chart with you. 564 00:43:29,132 --> 00:43:32,052 Why don't we bring that out? 565 00:43:33,514 --> 00:43:37,381 How you doin', sugar? All right. I'm gonna call you later. 566 00:43:37,476 --> 00:43:39,931 All right. 567 00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:42,724 Take a look at this... 568 00:43:42,815 --> 00:43:46,517 Blactino, black Asian, hispasian, OK? 569 00:43:46,612 --> 00:43:49,695 Now, for the Asian subcategories, I got you, sister. 570 00:43:49,781 --> 00:43:52,818 We have chinegro right here. That's you. Chinegro. 571 00:43:52,909 --> 00:43:55,033 That's not a word! That's not a word! 572 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,367 Yes, it is, sister. We have koreagro. Japegro, OK? 573 00:44:01,334 --> 00:44:04,621 Chispanic, koreaspanic, and last but not least, 574 00:44:04,714 --> 00:44:07,833 check this out, y'all... japanic. 575 00:44:07,967 --> 00:44:10,122 That's how I flow with it! 576 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:14,131 Do you believe the government should recognise these racial subgroups? 577 00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:15,680 Yes, Jerry, I do. 578 00:44:15,764 --> 00:44:17,009 Hey, wait! 579 00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:19,887 First of all, first of all, honey, let me tell you, 580 00:44:19,977 --> 00:44:22,765 from one, blactino woman to another... 581 00:44:22,856 --> 00:44:25,228 - Right on. - Our concern is education! 582 00:44:25,317 --> 00:44:28,650 You ever hear of that?! Here you are, a 28-year-old grandmother! 583 00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:30,563 Yes, I am. 584 00:44:30,655 --> 00:44:32,731 You need to add another category to your flow chart. 585 00:44:32,824 --> 00:44:36,407 It's called birth control, bitch! 586 00:44:40,165 --> 00:44:42,573 OK, yeah. Check this out. 587 00:44:42,668 --> 00:44:44,875 I am educated, you blactino bitch! 588 00:44:44,963 --> 00:44:46,161 What?! 589 00:44:46,256 --> 00:44:49,422 I'm a Devry graduate! And, yes, my daughter might be a single mother... 590 00:44:49,508 --> 00:44:53,508 - I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass! - Bring it, bitch! 591 00:44:53,598 --> 00:44:57,893 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 592 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:16,911 - Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late. - Dude, it's fucking Map quest. 593 00:45:16,998 --> 00:45:18,990 I told you, never again with that piece of shit. 594 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,577 Guys. 595 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,664 Come meet Domino. 596 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:27,706 Domino, I want you to meet the co-hosts of Bounty Squad. 597 00:45:28,845 --> 00:45:31,845 Fucking... fucking... fucking... 598 00:45:31,931 --> 00:45:35,930 fucking 90210. I couldn't get away from it. 599 00:45:36,019 --> 00:45:38,012 It wasn't until later on that I realised 600 00:45:38,105 --> 00:45:41,141 Mum had gotten to Heiss and pulled some strings. 601 00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:43,060 Ian Ziering. 602 00:45:44,279 --> 00:45:47,482 Brian Austin Green. Domino. 603 00:45:49,575 --> 00:45:51,196 Cocoa... Choco. 604 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:53,440 - Cocoa? - Choco. 605 00:45:53,534 --> 00:45:55,326 Choco. Sorry. 606 00:45:55,411 --> 00:45:57,203 The man from Afghanistan 607 00:45:57,288 --> 00:46:01,073 has made some significant changes to the RV. 608 00:46:02,711 --> 00:46:04,538 My God. 609 00:46:18,897 --> 00:46:21,731 Are those real bones? 610 00:46:21,816 --> 00:46:24,354 Monkey... monkey bones? 611 00:46:25,069 --> 00:46:27,442 Shrunken heads? 612 00:46:27,530 --> 00:46:29,607 From my family. 613 00:46:29,908 --> 00:46:32,908 I drive these bounty hunters for a free Afghanistan. 614 00:46:32,994 --> 00:46:36,909 I didn't know this was gonna be a political show. 615 00:46:39,085 --> 00:46:44,209 Alf grew up during the Russian invasion of Afghanistan. 616 00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:52,428 He had always wanted to be part of the revolution 617 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:56,389 but it seemed to pass him by. 618 00:46:59,232 --> 00:47:01,189 At the tender age of 14, 619 00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:04,395 he decided that explosives would be his speciality. 620 00:47:25,219 --> 00:47:27,675 His eyebrows never grew back. 621 00:47:30,262 --> 00:47:32,752 OK, Ed... 622 00:47:32,847 --> 00:47:35,469 What background should someone have if they want to go into bounty hunting? 623 00:47:35,559 --> 00:47:37,932 How does jail sound? 624 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,558 So, tell me, do you boys hunt? 625 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:45,977 I killed a... I killed a squirrel... 626 00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:49,609 once. 627 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:59,033 Well, let me tell you something. Once you hunt a human being, 628 00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:02,708 you'll never hunt an animal again. 629 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,790 You know, it's a different kind of rush. 630 00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:08,798 The problem is, is that when you've done it for as long as I have, 631 00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:10,797 all you got to show for it is 632 00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:14,591 an empty bank account and, IBS. 633 00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:20,273 - IBS? - Yeah, that's irritable bowel syndrome. 634 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:25,151 You got a spastic colon? That's hysterical. 635 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,398 You know, my grandmother has one of those. 636 00:48:27,491 --> 00:48:29,568 Does your grandmother hunt? 637 00:48:30,537 --> 00:48:33,206 Well, I don't know. Maybe. 638 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:38,786 Why don't you just shut the fuck up? 639 00:48:46,178 --> 00:48:49,097 You were supposed to talk about the healthcare crisis! 640 00:48:49,182 --> 00:48:51,887 Exactly. Why would you use Jerry Springer 641 00:48:51,977 --> 00:48:56,224 as a platform for some kind of progressive race modification proposal? 642 00:48:56,314 --> 00:48:59,269 Well, I don't think Ted Koppel would blook Lateesha Rodriguez! 643 00:48:59,359 --> 00:49:03,192 - Not a chance. - Not a chance in hell. 644 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,773 OK, Jerry is one of the only forums our people have, baby. 645 00:49:05,868 --> 00:49:08,785 I thought having time on Springer would give me a chance 646 00:49:08,871 --> 00:49:12,616 of gettin' a blook deal or a correspondence gig on BET. 647 00:49:12,705 --> 00:49:14,198 Jenny Jones bitch got cancelled. 648 00:49:14,289 --> 00:49:16,614 Yeah, Montel would've been better. 649 00:49:22,591 --> 00:49:25,840 Lateesha's granddaughter Mika had a rare blood disease. 650 00:49:25,927 --> 00:49:28,845 Her white cell count was dropping fast. 651 00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:30,555 Dad? 652 00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:34,008 We need money. 653 00:49:37,313 --> 00:49:38,975 I got an idea. 654 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:40,561 What? 655 00:49:40,651 --> 00:49:42,444 Armoured car business. 656 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,771 We just signed a new insurance policy in Nevada. 657 00:49:45,866 --> 00:49:47,823 There's a loophole. 658 00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:54,371 Claremont Williams, bail bondsman, 659 00:49:54,457 --> 00:49:58,670 armoured car service, bounty hunter service. 660 00:49:58,755 --> 00:50:01,127 An unusual combination. 661 00:50:05,637 --> 00:50:07,629 Kee Kee, me and Claremont 662 00:50:07,722 --> 00:50:11,056 are working on a plan to get money for Mika. 663 00:50:12,562 --> 00:50:15,812 A real good plan, baby... a good plan. 664 00:50:19,027 --> 00:50:21,269 Are you aware that Lateesha Rodriguez has been running 665 00:50:21,363 --> 00:50:23,273 a counterfeit driver's licence racket? 666 00:50:23,366 --> 00:50:25,773 Well, that's the word on the street. 667 00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:30,905 You drove Lateesha's daughter to school, 668 00:50:30,999 --> 00:50:34,119 then dropped her off at the DMV. Why? 669 00:50:34,211 --> 00:50:36,499 Her car was in the shop. 670 00:50:40,384 --> 00:50:45,295 How convenient. The morning you call in sick, I turn on the TV 671 00:50:45,389 --> 00:50:49,055 and see you all over Jerry Springer. 672 00:50:51,267 --> 00:50:53,805 - Never heard of Ti Vo? - Think I can afford it? 673 00:50:53,895 --> 00:50:56,266 Give me a break, Pat. What do you want? 674 00:50:56,355 --> 00:50:59,938 I got a call yesterday from our health care provider. 675 00:51:00,026 --> 00:51:02,600 They said you tried to pass your granddaughter off as Kee Kee 676 00:51:02,696 --> 00:51:05,448 down at City Terrace Community Hospital. 677 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:09,448 They said you forged the age on the application for some sort of operation. 678 00:51:09,537 --> 00:51:13,120 Mother fuckin' HMOs don't cover grandchildren. 679 00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:17,668 That fuckin' operation is 300,000 dollars. Where am I gonna get the money, Pat? 680 00:51:17,754 --> 00:51:22,666 You should've thought about that before you became a grandmother. 681 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,884 Fuck you. 682 00:51:25,888 --> 00:51:29,388 You got 2 weeks to clear out your desk. 683 00:51:29,475 --> 00:51:32,430 It just kept getting worse for Lateesha. 684 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,890 - What? - Did I stutter? 2 weeks. 685 00:51:36,525 --> 00:51:39,360 No one could've expected what happened next. 686 00:51:39,445 --> 00:51:44,689 By the way, there are a couple of FBI agents here that want to talk to you. 687 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,541 You're gonna go to jail for a long, long time, Lateesha. 688 00:51:54,129 --> 00:51:56,085 Unless you cooperate with us. 689 00:51:56,172 --> 00:51:59,126 Their names were Cosgrove and Wilson. 690 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,088 Someone had tipped them off to Lateesha's counterfeit scam, 691 00:52:02,178 --> 00:52:04,752 but that's not what they were really after. 692 00:52:04,848 --> 00:52:06,555 I'm listening. 693 00:52:06,641 --> 00:52:09,050 In about 10 minutes, a college kid named Frances 694 00:52:09,144 --> 00:52:12,893 is gonna walk up to your window and ask for 4 counterfeit IDs. 695 00:52:14,359 --> 00:52:15,936 You could help us out here. 696 00:52:16,026 --> 00:52:18,517 Lateesha, we want to know what he's up to. 697 00:52:18,612 --> 00:52:22,824 I mean, look at you. You got your hair did, your nails lookin' all good. 698 00:52:22,909 --> 00:52:25,948 You go to jail, that's all gonna go away. 699 00:52:26,039 --> 00:52:28,327 - Won't see your kids for a long time. - Think about it. 700 00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:30,571 It's gonna be long as hell. 701 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:35,293 This was when Lateesha decided to do something foolish, 702 00:52:35,378 --> 00:52:38,711 and Frances was in the wrong place at the wrong time. 703 00:52:38,798 --> 00:52:40,256 OK. 704 00:52:41,843 --> 00:52:46,885 OK. He and three of his friends are gonna hijack an armoured truck. 705 00:52:49,434 --> 00:52:52,970 They're gonna walk away with 10 million in cash. 706 00:52:53,063 --> 00:52:55,056 10 million. 707 00:52:56,983 --> 00:53:01,980 Now serving GO86. 708 00:53:05,244 --> 00:53:06,524 Hey. 709 00:53:25,266 --> 00:53:28,350 Weather Sunshine, that's for sure. We should be at 76 degrees, 710 00:53:28,435 --> 00:53:31,639 the downtown area barely breaking that 70-degree mark. 711 00:53:31,731 --> 00:53:35,350 66 was the high yesterday. Overnight lows dropping down to 48 degrees. 712 00:53:35,444 --> 00:53:37,769 All right, y'all, Lateesha done... 713 00:53:37,862 --> 00:53:41,030 Lateesha done dug herself a deep hole, 714 00:53:41,116 --> 00:53:44,616 and, she can't get out by herself. 715 00:53:44,703 --> 00:53:46,613 Can y'all dig what l'm saying? 716 00:53:46,706 --> 00:53:49,957 Mija, we're in a hole together. We dig together. We're a team. 717 00:53:50,044 --> 00:53:52,998 Just like Billy Ocean says: "When the going gets tough..." 718 00:53:53,089 --> 00:53:55,414 "the tough get going." 719 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:01,508 There are 3 kinds of people in this world... 720 00:54:01,597 --> 00:54:03,507 the rich, 721 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:06,555 the poor, and everyone in between. 722 00:54:06,646 --> 00:54:09,314 Think you're having a tough day? You should see this. 723 00:54:09,398 --> 00:54:11,552 I got an armoured truck that's empty. Yeah. 724 00:54:11,646 --> 00:54:14,316 I think Mr Wonderful is pulling up now. 725 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:24,780 That's Drake Bishop, owner of the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino. 726 00:54:24,869 --> 00:54:28,997 He's worth a billion dollars, 10 million of it recently stolen. 727 00:54:29,081 --> 00:54:31,574 His attorney, Burke Beckett. 728 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:34,504 - I'm Detective Chris Cudlitz. - We know who you are. 729 00:54:34,588 --> 00:54:35,620 Where's my money? 730 00:54:35,715 --> 00:54:38,715 I think it's probably best if we take a look at the tapes. 731 00:54:43,682 --> 00:54:46,090 Our tapes show that at 6:23 am, 732 00:54:46,185 --> 00:54:50,597 your truck pulls into the parking lot and turns the engine off. 733 00:54:52,941 --> 00:54:55,729 - Rewind, please. - Rewind the tape. 734 00:54:59,031 --> 00:55:02,116 - Freeze the tape. - Freeze the tape. 735 00:55:02,952 --> 00:55:05,788 - Now, can you zoom in? - Zoom in, please. 736 00:55:05,872 --> 00:55:08,328 You a fucking mockingbird? Shut the fuck up! 737 00:55:08,417 --> 00:55:10,076 I just... 738 00:55:15,884 --> 00:55:19,253 - Nancy Reagan. - I think that's Hillary Clinton. 739 00:55:19,346 --> 00:55:23,130 - Fat ankles. - It's Barbara fucking Bush. 740 00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:26,060 And Jacqueline Onassis just to her left. 741 00:55:26,145 --> 00:55:29,596 Christ almighty, it's the goddamned First Ladies. 742 00:55:30,441 --> 00:55:32,933 If you don't mind me asking you, Mr Bishop, 743 00:55:33,028 --> 00:55:35,104 what exactly is in those tan duffel bags? 744 00:55:35,197 --> 00:55:39,195 - You don't have to answer that. - Shut up, Burke. 10 million dollars, cash. 745 00:55:39,285 --> 00:55:42,154 Don't tell me it was a fucking hijacking. 746 00:55:43,955 --> 00:55:46,662 How'd you get me in this position, Burke? 747 00:55:46,751 --> 00:55:49,751 Mr. Bishop? You have an urgent telephone call, sir. 748 00:55:50,876 --> 00:55:52,704 Yeah. Bishop. 749 00:55:53,004 --> 00:55:55,330 Bishop, this is Claremont Williams. 750 00:55:55,424 --> 00:55:58,875 I own the Williams Brothers Armoured Car Service. 751 00:55:58,969 --> 00:56:00,131 Yeah. 752 00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:02,793 Hold on a minute, please. 753 00:56:13,985 --> 00:56:15,266 Let me isolate it. 754 00:56:16,029 --> 00:56:19,861 Yesterday I received an e-mail from a source. 755 00:56:19,951 --> 00:56:22,655 In this e-mail were four social security numbers 756 00:56:22,745 --> 00:56:25,414 made to counterfeit California driver's licences. 757 00:56:25,498 --> 00:56:26,743 And? 758 00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:29,454 I believe these are the gentlemen who robbed us, sir. 759 00:56:29,544 --> 00:56:32,711 I'm also a bail bondsman out of Los Angeles, 760 00:56:32,798 --> 00:56:36,879 and I can track down and deliver these thieves to you for a small finder's fee. 761 00:56:36,970 --> 00:56:40,339 - How much? - Just 300,000 dollars. 762 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,307 And what happens if you don't deliver? 763 00:56:43,393 --> 00:56:47,557 My theft insurance policy will have to fork over that 10 million dollars. 764 00:56:47,648 --> 00:56:49,557 That will take 6-8 months. 765 00:56:49,650 --> 00:56:52,270 But you should know, sir, that I employ bounty hunters, 766 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,695 and my bounty hunters can and will track down these thieves. 767 00:56:55,782 --> 00:56:59,732 Well, you deliver these crooks to me and you've got yourself a deal... 768 00:56:59,828 --> 00:57:01,072 300,000. 769 00:57:01,162 --> 00:57:03,534 Thank you, sir. That's a deal. 770 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,914 Crime boss Anthony Cigliutti. 771 00:57:11,465 --> 00:57:15,546 Bishop's attorney had put his boss in business with the mob. 772 00:57:15,637 --> 00:57:17,345 They're asking for a findera's fee. 773 00:57:17,431 --> 00:57:20,349 Finder's fee? That's bullshit. 774 00:57:20,434 --> 00:57:22,722 Sounds like an inside job to me. 775 00:57:22,811 --> 00:57:25,384 Could be. Who knows if this Claremont Williams 776 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,273 is in on the heist or not. 777 00:57:27,358 --> 00:57:30,854 All I know, if this joker delivers the First Ladies, 778 00:57:30,942 --> 00:57:33,812 we'll split the 300,000 fee with you. 779 00:57:36,405 --> 00:57:40,190 All right, gentlemen. Sounds like we got a little situation here. 780 00:57:41,202 --> 00:57:44,120 Quite a mess indeed. 781 00:57:44,206 --> 00:57:48,667 Beckett had just brokered an underhanded deal with Cigliutti. 782 00:57:48,752 --> 00:57:51,623 The 10 million, en route from LA to Vegas, 783 00:57:51,713 --> 00:57:53,207 belonged to the mob. 784 00:57:53,298 --> 00:57:57,843 Bishop's clean reputation was a great cover for laundered cash. 785 00:57:58,805 --> 00:58:01,724 If the FBI could link the two men together, 786 00:58:01,810 --> 00:58:04,134 it would be the takedown of the century. 787 00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:11,941 The FBI was always listening, hence the underwater cordless. 788 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:21,742 In Needles. 789 00:58:28,546 --> 00:58:31,796 Locus Fender was brought in to drive the armoured car, 790 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,255 another one of Claremont's network of stooges. 791 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,919 His mother Edna worked at the Nedles DMV. 792 00:58:37,015 --> 00:58:41,060 Mama! You're not gonna believe this. Mama, come quick! 793 00:58:41,770 --> 00:58:44,225 - Where are the First Ladies? - They disappeared. 794 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:45,974 What do you mean, they disappeared? 795 00:58:46,065 --> 00:58:50,110 According to Locus, they stopped for gas. 796 00:58:51,739 --> 00:58:55,072 I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don't make a peep. 797 00:58:55,159 --> 00:58:57,365 Especially you, Barbara. 798 00:59:04,168 --> 00:59:06,125 - Hey, man. - Hey, how's it going? 799 00:59:06,212 --> 00:59:08,336 I need to get... 800 00:59:08,424 --> 00:59:11,089 8 dollars of gas and... 801 00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:13,959 A Mountain Dew. Do you have Moonpie? 802 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:16,541 Yeah, I got a couple of them over there. 803 00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:19,719 And a slim... 804 00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:22,725 Shit! No, no, no! 805 00:59:22,811 --> 00:59:26,678 He was sure they'd nabbed the cash. Straight-up double-cross. 806 00:59:31,862 --> 00:59:34,400 But they'd left without it. 807 00:59:34,781 --> 00:59:37,699 That doesn't make any sense. 808 00:59:41,290 --> 00:59:44,124 Well, they left all the money. It doesn't make sense... 809 00:59:44,209 --> 00:59:47,708 Locus! Fuck 'em. Their loss is our gain. 810 00:59:47,796 --> 00:59:49,587 Put the money in the freezer. 811 00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:53,007 - Mama? - Locus... Fuck 'em. 812 00:59:53,636 --> 00:59:54,880 OK, Mama. 813 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:59,184 Either this was some kind of setup, or the First Ladies got scared, 814 00:59:59,268 --> 01:00:01,177 decided to pull out and cut their losses. 815 01:00:04,898 --> 01:00:07,650 Are you wearing makeup? 816 01:00:07,735 --> 01:00:09,811 What, can you tell? 817 01:00:09,904 --> 01:00:13,107 You're wearing eyeliner, man. You look like a drag queen. 818 01:00:13,908 --> 01:00:15,735 Who the hell is that? 819 01:00:30,509 --> 01:00:33,714 Guys, it's time. We need the bounty hunters. 820 01:00:33,806 --> 01:00:36,474 Come on! 110%. 821 01:00:36,558 --> 01:00:40,058 Looks like Night of the Living Dead. 822 01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:44,314 Are we on? Now? 823 01:00:44,401 --> 01:00:45,349 Yeah, now. 824 01:00:45,443 --> 01:00:48,979 - Is that a joint? - No. He's not smoking. 825 01:00:49,073 --> 01:00:52,770 Put that down. You know, television... the people watching, those kids... 826 01:00:52,864 --> 01:00:53,979 Yeah, yeah... 827 01:01:00,163 --> 01:01:04,244 Claremont fed us a fake story about the First Ladies. 828 01:01:06,045 --> 01:01:08,168 Are we rolling? 829 01:01:08,256 --> 01:01:11,874 So, today, Domino and her team are out to nab four criminals for forging checks 830 01:01:11,968 --> 01:01:14,175 with counterfeit driver's licences. 831 01:01:14,262 --> 01:01:17,216 What can you tell us about these 4 creeps, Domino? 832 01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:21,556 Apparently, they call themselves the First Ladies. 833 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:25,965 Jackie Onassis... his real name was Lester Kincaid. 834 01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:28,346 Yo, yo, yo yo, yo 835 01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:36,312 Hey, Rochelle. Put your mama on the phone. 836 01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:38,025 Hey, what's happening, baby? 837 01:01:38,446 --> 01:01:40,237 Lester Kincaid, you're going to jail. 838 01:01:40,323 --> 01:01:42,779 What the fuck is this shit? Hey, man! 839 01:01:43,993 --> 01:01:46,365 I need clearances. 840 01:01:52,627 --> 01:01:54,620 - Go, go. - Cho... Chocko... Choco. 841 01:01:54,713 --> 01:01:56,789 Jesus. This guy's a psychopath. 842 01:01:56,882 --> 01:02:01,343 What do we get for 10 dollars? Everything you want. 843 01:02:01,429 --> 01:02:05,807 Nancy Reagan turned out to be a sex addict named Howie Stein. 844 01:02:05,893 --> 01:02:10,305 My name is Howie, and I am a recovering nymphomaniac. 845 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:12,854 Yeah! Hi, Howie. 846 01:02:22,953 --> 01:02:25,989 Now, if 2 Live Crew has taught us anything, 847 01:02:26,081 --> 01:02:30,158 it's that horniness in today's society is out of control. 848 01:02:30,248 --> 01:02:32,656 And at one point within the next decade, 849 01:02:32,751 --> 01:02:34,459 mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, 850 01:02:34,545 --> 01:02:37,830 society will have reached something I call... 851 01:02:37,923 --> 01:02:39,999 APATT... 852 01:02:41,301 --> 01:02:44,469 "All porno, all the time." 853 01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:49,183 Pornography will have become an epidemic in this country. 854 01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:52,306 Phase one... masturbation. 855 01:02:52,398 --> 01:02:55,399 - Who's this chump? - That's Howard Stein. 856 01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:57,856 He's an entertainment lawyer, some shit firm. 857 01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,226 Love him. 858 01:02:59,321 --> 01:03:01,279 He's so attractive. 859 01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:03,443 And to our female friends here today, 860 01:03:03,536 --> 01:03:08,612 we must not abuse of our dogs with the lure of a peanut butter snatch. 861 01:03:08,707 --> 01:03:11,993 We must channel our horniness into extracurricular activities. 862 01:03:12,086 --> 01:03:14,873 Howard Stein, you're under arrest. 863 01:03:14,964 --> 01:03:18,713 Whoa! Look, he's got him by the eyes. 864 01:03:26,311 --> 01:03:31,103 Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton were next. 865 01:03:37,673 --> 01:03:40,164 Frances and Charles Cigliutti. 866 01:03:40,259 --> 01:03:44,091 Their father was mob boss Anthony Cigliutti. They were Mafia kids. 867 01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:47,430 We found them at their frat house, and they'd been under FBI surveillance 868 01:03:47,517 --> 01:03:49,805 for the past six months. 869 01:04:02,074 --> 01:04:04,399 All right, boys, we're in business. 870 01:04:04,493 --> 01:04:07,449 Yeah. The bounty hunters have arrived. 871 01:04:08,957 --> 01:04:12,074 They're driving Winne... driving Winnebagos? 872 01:04:16,045 --> 01:04:18,617 What is this shit? 873 01:04:20,507 --> 01:04:23,045 Is that the guy from Beverly Hills 90210? 874 01:04:23,135 --> 01:04:26,636 - I fuckin' loved that show, man. - Well, he hasn't aged well. 875 01:04:33,605 --> 01:04:36,891 We're looking for Frances and Charles! Are they here? 876 01:04:40,737 --> 01:04:44,321 We're from a new reality TV show. It's called Bounty Squad. 877 01:04:45,869 --> 01:04:49,285 Jesus, look at that. She just tells it like it is. 878 01:04:49,373 --> 01:04:52,290 It's... It's... we should sign her. 879 01:05:04,097 --> 01:05:05,924 Frances! Frances! 880 01:05:06,016 --> 01:05:10,176 Frances! Frances! 881 01:05:10,270 --> 01:05:13,889 All right, 60 seconds. Here's the question. 882 01:05:14,525 --> 01:05:16,815 Which one of you is Frances? 883 01:05:57,485 --> 01:05:58,683 This girl is gonna be a star. 884 01:05:58,778 --> 01:06:02,313 We should sign her to a talent holding deal. 885 01:06:02,990 --> 01:06:04,699 Stay down! 886 01:06:04,784 --> 01:06:06,861 Fucker! 887 01:06:29,146 --> 01:06:31,221 Fuck! 888 01:06:49,042 --> 01:06:50,999 Fuck. 889 01:06:51,086 --> 01:06:54,087 I told him back off. It's too psychotic. 890 01:07:09,982 --> 01:07:11,724 - Hello? - You get all four? 891 01:07:11,816 --> 01:07:14,024 - Yeah. - Good. 892 01:07:14,111 --> 01:07:16,437 Deliver them to the Needles DMV, 893 01:07:16,531 --> 01:07:18,903 sundown, the Sam Kinison Monument. 894 01:07:18,992 --> 01:07:21,068 Why in the fuck out there? 895 01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:24,944 Listen, I can't even find any warrants in the system for these four. 896 01:07:25,039 --> 01:07:28,124 The system hasn't been updated is all. 897 01:07:46,142 --> 01:07:48,551 - Hey. - How you doing? 898 01:07:51,357 --> 01:07:54,726 - This is all an act, isn't it? - What is? 899 01:07:54,819 --> 01:07:58,484 This... this whole tough chick thing. 900 01:07:59,824 --> 01:08:01,900 What makes you so sure? 901 01:08:02,534 --> 01:08:04,742 I'm an actor. 902 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,701 You can't fake it like we can. 903 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,456 You know what I think? 904 01:08:10,544 --> 01:08:14,293 I think you're just a scared little girl with some serious daddy issues. 905 01:08:27,855 --> 01:08:30,347 Motherfucker! 906 01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:33,684 You... you broke my fuckin' nose! 907 01:08:37,324 --> 01:08:39,116 Thanks. 908 01:08:41,162 --> 01:08:43,866 My friend Tina, she thought you were dead. 909 01:08:43,956 --> 01:08:48,665 Really? Well, tell your friend Tina... she's a whore. 910 01:09:00,642 --> 01:09:03,642 - It's still bleeding. - I can't believe this fucking bitch. 911 01:09:03,728 --> 01:09:05,851 - I'm sorry! 912 01:09:09,109 --> 01:09:11,099 Where are the bond certificates? 913 01:09:11,191 --> 01:09:13,895 There are no bond certificates. 914 01:09:16,697 --> 01:09:18,405 Claremont didn't provide them? 915 01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:20,982 He didn't give me anything. 916 01:09:21,076 --> 01:09:24,077 Hey, Claremont said drop the First Ladies off in Needles, 917 01:09:24,162 --> 01:09:27,449 go home and don't ask any questions. 918 01:09:32,673 --> 01:09:37,300 There's only one reason that we wouldn't have any bond certificates. 919 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:45,979 These guys have never been arrested. 920 01:09:47,856 --> 01:09:50,774 Is this an inside job? 921 01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:18,048 - No, that's bullshit... - Do you believe what's going on? 922 01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:21,058 No, I didn't sign on for this shit, Terry. I got punched in the... 923 01:10:21,143 --> 01:10:24,145 Get the fuckin' camera off me right now, please. 924 01:10:25,814 --> 01:10:30,441 Put down the camera. Turn the fucking camera off! 925 01:10:30,528 --> 01:10:33,019 What happens now? 926 01:10:33,114 --> 01:10:34,906 The tour is cancelled. 927 01:10:34,991 --> 01:10:37,364 You drove us to Needles to put us in jail? 928 01:10:37,452 --> 01:10:39,860 Come on, move! Getup. Come on. 929 01:10:39,955 --> 01:10:42,244 Turn the fucking camera off! 930 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,705 Don't listen to her. Keep filming. 931 01:10:44,793 --> 01:10:46,073 Fucker! 932 01:10:55,009 --> 01:10:57,002 Fuck! 933 01:11:09,567 --> 01:11:12,438 - I ain't worth this shit. - Shut the fuck up and walk. 934 01:11:12,529 --> 01:11:14,189 - These aren't cops. - No shit. 935 01:11:14,281 --> 01:11:16,273 Watch your mouth. God is listening. 936 01:11:16,366 --> 01:11:18,405 Come over here, good-looking. 937 01:11:18,493 --> 01:11:20,569 Here's your First Ladies. 938 01:11:20,662 --> 01:11:23,498 Pleasure doing business with you. 939 01:11:23,582 --> 01:11:26,073 She told me she was 18. 940 01:11:39,558 --> 01:11:42,763 - Ow. Fuck! - I hit my head, too. 941 01:11:42,855 --> 01:11:47,563 Why the fuck are we staying in this shithole? This is ridiculous. 942 01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,359 Guys. 943 01:11:51,697 --> 01:11:54,983 The footage we captured for that was phenomenal. 944 01:11:55,076 --> 01:11:56,902 Did you get the broken fuckin' nose? 945 01:11:56,993 --> 01:11:59,782 - It's gonna jump start your careers. - Fuck, yeah. 946 01:11:59,873 --> 01:12:02,115 Look at my face! 947 01:12:02,209 --> 01:12:04,166 It's all good. 948 01:12:08,131 --> 01:12:11,500 You need to start thinking more positively. We need to celebrate. 949 01:12:11,593 --> 01:12:14,714 - We need to go to, like, a strip club. - All right. 950 01:12:25,693 --> 01:12:28,183 Something awful was about to happen. 951 01:12:41,664 --> 01:12:43,906 I could feel it in my bones. 952 01:13:12,282 --> 01:13:16,159 What? 953 01:13:28,507 --> 01:13:31,295 Do you mind if I ask you a question? 954 01:13:33,012 --> 01:13:35,764 Do I look like I speak Spanish? 955 01:13:36,808 --> 01:13:40,260 Do I look South American to you? I don't understand 956 01:13:40,354 --> 01:13:41,979 a word you're fucking saying. 957 01:13:42,065 --> 01:13:45,269 You know what? Ed's right. It's not cute. It's not fucking cute! 958 01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:48,776 It's never been fucking cute, Choco! I don't fucking understand you! 959 01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:50,821 You're a freak! 960 01:14:21,186 --> 01:14:25,731 Man, they never show the cum shots in these shitbag motels. 961 01:14:47,091 --> 01:14:52,880 Jesus Christ, Choco. I just got done paying 12.95 for this movie. 962 01:14:52,971 --> 01:14:57,266 - I'm never gonna know how it ends. - Don't fuck with me, Ed. 963 01:14:57,351 --> 01:15:00,601 Listen, Choco, don't go goddamn King Kong on me, OK? 964 01:15:00,687 --> 01:15:04,355 If you want to be alone... if you need me, I'll tell you what... 965 01:15:04,444 --> 01:15:07,564 I'll be in Domino's room. I'll be makin' up my own ending. 966 01:15:08,239 --> 01:15:10,481 Shut up! 967 01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:14,615 Come on, boy. I'm gonna whip your ass, 968 01:15:14,704 --> 01:15:18,370 and then I'm gonna whip your goddamn girlfriend's ass. 969 01:15:21,670 --> 01:15:25,004 - Do it! - Hey, wait a minute... 970 01:15:28,511 --> 01:15:31,001 What are you doing? Over this?! 971 01:15:31,096 --> 01:15:33,469 - Pull the fuckin' trigger. - I will fucking pull it! 972 01:15:33,557 --> 01:15:36,228 I know it comes easy to a fucker like you. 973 01:15:36,311 --> 01:15:39,432 Pull it. Pull the trigger. 974 01:15:41,858 --> 01:15:45,359 You think I don't know what the fuck's goin' on? 975 01:15:47,324 --> 01:15:49,649 Let me tell you something. 976 01:15:51,865 --> 01:15:53,943 You see this? 977 01:15:55,037 --> 01:15:57,493 There was no prison riot. 978 01:15:57,957 --> 01:16:00,411 I blew off my own goddamn toe. 979 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,795 Just to numb the pain. 980 01:16:05,798 --> 01:16:08,882 Let me tell you something... we all get weak over women. 981 01:16:09,636 --> 01:16:12,423 We all get weak over women. 982 01:16:13,765 --> 01:16:17,265 Fuckin' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us. 983 01:16:17,352 --> 01:16:19,060 And this kid in there... 984 01:16:19,146 --> 01:16:21,517 she's killin' you. 985 01:17:05,613 --> 01:17:07,987 Who are you? 986 01:17:18,712 --> 01:17:20,420 Sir... 987 01:17:20,506 --> 01:17:22,961 You want me to shoot 'em in the kneecaps? 988 01:17:23,050 --> 01:17:26,585 Now, you listen to me. Hold on one second. 989 01:17:28,097 --> 01:17:30,880 Ask them politely where the money is. 990 01:17:30,971 --> 01:17:34,839 If they don't know, just tell them to start digging their own graves. 991 01:17:34,934 --> 01:17:37,010 OK. 992 01:17:48,407 --> 01:17:50,781 - Yeah. Hello? - Mr. Cigliutti? 993 01:17:50,869 --> 01:17:54,035 I'm calling from the Zeta Theta Theta house at Cal West LA. 994 01:17:54,122 --> 01:17:57,622 - Yes, yes. What is it? - I'm sorry to be bothering you. 995 01:17:57,709 --> 01:17:59,916 - It's a bit of an emergency. - What? 996 01:18:00,003 --> 01:18:04,416 Your sons have been kidnapped by these crazy game show hosts. 997 01:18:04,507 --> 01:18:08,589 Wait, wait, wait. My sons Frances and Charlie have been kidnapped? 998 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,589 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 999 01:18:16,354 --> 01:18:21,147 We don't know about any money. We were just going to get fake IDs. 1000 01:18:21,234 --> 01:18:25,813 Forgive us, O Lord, for our daily trespasses... 1001 01:18:27,158 --> 01:18:29,567 for we know not what we do, 1002 01:18:29,662 --> 01:18:32,331 and what we see... 1003 01:18:32,622 --> 01:18:34,580 may not be the truth. 1004 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:38,993 I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don't make a peep. 1005 01:18:39,088 --> 01:18:40,334 Especially you, Barbara. 1006 01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:46,462 The three sassy black women and Raul were the real First Ladies. 1007 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,264 - What now? - I don't know. 1008 01:18:57,525 --> 01:18:59,352 Hello? Where are you?! 1009 01:18:59,444 --> 01:19:02,943 I'm pullin' up right now. Evacuate the van, Tee. 1010 01:19:03,031 --> 01:19:05,652 Plans have changed. We setup the wrong guys. 1011 01:19:12,788 --> 01:19:15,706 The four guys we nabbed were just Lateesha's patsies. 1012 01:19:15,791 --> 01:19:18,627 It was her sorry luck they were connected to the mob. 1013 01:19:18,711 --> 01:19:20,918 Get out! Get out of the car! 1014 01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:43,731 You have fucked us so bad. 1015 01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:45,612 - I fucked up? - You heard me. 1016 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:49,567 You can't help your black, greedy, lyin' ass from tryin' to get every fuckin' thing. 1017 01:19:49,661 --> 01:19:54,039 All you did is put a death sentence on my grandbaby. That's all you did. 1018 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:57,370 - Did you know what I was trying to do? - What? 1019 01:19:57,462 --> 01:19:59,704 What was you tryin' to do, Claremont?! 1020 01:19:59,798 --> 01:20:02,419 - I ain't talkin' to y'all. - What was you tryin' to get done? 1021 01:20:02,509 --> 01:20:05,179 Shut the fuck up! Everybody! 1022 01:20:05,262 --> 01:20:07,255 You mad because you fucked up! 1023 01:20:07,348 --> 01:20:09,222 Who told you to get those boys involved? 1024 01:20:09,308 --> 01:20:11,017 What the fuck else did you want?! 1025 01:20:11,102 --> 01:20:13,225 Let's go home right now! 1026 01:20:33,544 --> 01:20:34,374 Hi. 1027 01:20:34,461 --> 01:20:36,537 Domino, we got a problem. 1028 01:20:36,629 --> 01:20:40,379 Lateesha's assumed the FBI was onto the scam... 1029 01:20:40,468 --> 01:20:42,378 the fake ID scam. 1030 01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:45,043 She sets up these college kids. 1031 01:20:45,139 --> 01:20:48,805 These kids have been under FBI surveillance for the last 6 months. 1032 01:20:48,893 --> 01:20:52,389 - What happened to them? - They might be dead already. 1033 01:20:55,980 --> 01:21:01,272 There's something else you should know about these kids. 1034 01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:05,027 They're Mafia kids, Cigliutti's kids. 1035 01:21:05,281 --> 01:21:07,773 Jesus Christ. 1036 01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:12,780 What, Anthony Cigliutti? Fuck, Claremont! You've so fucked us up. 1037 01:21:12,874 --> 01:21:16,244 You set me up to deliver... 1038 01:21:16,336 --> 01:21:21,046 fucking Mafia crime boss children to be executed. 1039 01:21:21,133 --> 01:21:26,091 Just relax. Just follow my instructions and we all walk away from this clean. 1040 01:21:28,225 --> 01:21:30,716 Claremont laid it all out on the table. 1041 01:21:30,811 --> 01:21:34,097 His plan was to ask for a 300,000 dollars finder's fee 1042 01:21:34,190 --> 01:21:38,567 to recover the 10 million he'd stolen. It all became a huge cluster fuck 1043 01:21:38,652 --> 01:21:42,864 when Lateesha tried to pin it on the Cigliutti kids. 1044 01:21:42,948 --> 01:21:45,073 Now our only chance for survival 1045 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,781 was to stay on course and retrieve the money. 1046 01:21:47,871 --> 01:21:49,495 Alf, come on! 1047 01:21:49,581 --> 01:21:53,994 First priority was to cut loose the crew and sabotage the footage. 1048 01:21:54,086 --> 01:21:55,462 We couldn't leave any evidence behind. 1049 01:21:55,547 --> 01:21:57,871 Come on, guys! It's time to go! 1050 01:21:57,965 --> 01:22:01,252 Alf, go grab all the footage, every tape you see. Come on! 1051 01:22:01,345 --> 01:22:05,011 We gotta go find Locus Fender. He knows exactly where the money is. 1052 01:22:05,099 --> 01:22:09,559 We find the money, we return it to Bishop, we're in the clear. Come on! 1053 01:22:12,189 --> 01:22:13,518 I knew in my heart of hearts 1054 01:22:13,608 --> 01:22:16,313 we should've stopped when my goldfish died. 1055 01:22:16,401 --> 01:22:18,976 It was a sign from a higher power. 1056 01:22:20,115 --> 01:22:22,867 Alf! 1057 01:22:24,328 --> 01:22:27,162 For fuck's sake, Alf! 1058 01:22:30,538 --> 01:22:33,077 Where the fuck are the tapes? 1059 01:23:03,784 --> 01:23:05,444 Based on Claremont's plan, 1060 01:23:05,536 --> 01:23:08,703 we joined forces with Lashandra and Lashindra. 1061 01:23:10,917 --> 01:23:13,159 - You want a lap dance? - Yeah. 1062 01:23:13,253 --> 01:23:16,587 Tonight we have a 2-for-1 special for these luscious tits. 1063 01:23:16,673 --> 01:23:18,796 Luscious tits. 1064 01:23:19,343 --> 01:23:21,715 Come on. Come on, baby. 1065 01:23:33,192 --> 01:23:37,142 What's goin' on? What the fuck?! I didn't do anything! 1066 01:23:41,451 --> 01:23:45,366 I kicked ass at the fucking audition. Seriously, I really was great. 1067 01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:51,206 My agent called and says that I'm too old. 1068 01:23:59,554 --> 01:24:02,306 Ian, how you doing? You all right? Yeah? 1069 01:24:20,531 --> 01:24:22,987 Domino, Domino, now, listen to me. 1070 01:24:23,075 --> 01:24:25,365 The combination code is tattooed on his right arm. 1071 01:24:25,453 --> 01:24:27,991 You will never get inside Edna Fender's safe 1072 01:24:28,081 --> 01:24:32,329 unless you have the code breaker on that arm. Understand? 1073 01:24:32,419 --> 01:24:34,329 You're breaking up. I can't hear you. 1074 01:24:34,421 --> 01:24:36,877 Listen, Edna's armed and dangerous... 1075 01:24:36,966 --> 01:24:38,591 So don't fuck around. 1076 01:24:38,676 --> 01:24:41,843 - What? - Remove the right arm. 1077 01:24:41,930 --> 01:24:45,845 - You're breaking up. - Domino, remove the right arm. 1078 01:24:52,316 --> 01:24:56,065 Remove his shirt from his upper right arm. 1079 01:24:56,154 --> 01:25:00,021 You'll find the combination inside the tattoo on his arm. You got me? 1080 01:25:17,427 --> 01:25:19,798 What did he say? 1081 01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:29,980 He said, "Remove the right arm." 1082 01:26:49,651 --> 01:26:51,559 You're fuckin' crazy! 1083 01:26:52,444 --> 01:26:53,773 Phew! 1084 01:26:53,863 --> 01:26:56,817 My fuckin' arm! 1085 01:27:14,843 --> 01:27:17,549 So, now we're back where we started. 1086 01:27:18,890 --> 01:27:20,219 We sure are. 1087 01:27:24,731 --> 01:27:28,859 Edna! You beautiful thing, come on out. 1088 01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:31,893 We found the money in the freezer. It was all there. 1089 01:27:39,243 --> 01:27:41,699 That's a lot to carry. 1090 01:27:44,623 --> 01:27:49,084 How about a pot of coffee, Edna? It's gonna be a long night. 1091 01:27:50,004 --> 01:27:52,161 ...part light-induced, part drug. 1092 01:27:57,762 --> 01:28:03,005 Turned out Edna had one last trick up her sleeve. 1093 01:28:14,072 --> 01:28:16,564 Cocksuckers gonna pay. 1094 01:28:20,454 --> 01:28:22,779 Mescaline. 1095 01:28:23,957 --> 01:28:26,746 With each passing second, 1096 01:28:26,836 --> 01:28:30,669 reality eclipsed into the asphalt horizon. 1097 01:28:34,219 --> 01:28:37,670 Soon, the mescaline was pulsing through our veins. 1098 01:28:40,184 --> 01:28:43,351 ...pulsing through our veins. 1099 01:29:43,542 --> 01:29:46,329 There is mescaline in your system, 1100 01:29:46,419 --> 01:29:48,626 but I'm guessing it's nothing new. 1101 01:29:49,381 --> 01:29:51,956 It's not unusual for someone like you... 1102 01:29:54,804 --> 01:29:57,342 pampered her whole life... 1103 01:29:58,725 --> 01:30:02,853 to indulge in drugs as a coping mechanism. 1104 01:30:05,857 --> 01:30:08,563 Not living up to your expectations. 1105 01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:13,323 Certainly not up to your mother's. 1106 01:30:13,993 --> 01:30:16,400 You know you're a heartbreak to her, don't you? 1107 01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:20,199 Now the bitch was getting personal. 1108 01:30:42,816 --> 01:30:45,388 You lost everything that belongs to you. 1109 01:30:45,484 --> 01:30:47,643 You can take responsibility for it, or not. 1110 01:30:47,737 --> 01:30:51,317 Either way, you've got no one to blame but yourself. 1111 01:32:32,678 --> 01:32:34,967 Hey, there's someone coming. 1112 01:32:44,608 --> 01:32:46,435 Hey! 1113 01:32:47,277 --> 01:32:49,353 David! 1114 01:32:54,328 --> 01:32:55,906 We need help. 1115 01:32:55,997 --> 01:32:59,496 Miracles. You're all miracles. 1116 01:32:59,583 --> 01:33:01,909 Thank you! Thank God! 1117 01:33:24,151 --> 01:33:26,274 What's your name? 1118 01:33:27,155 --> 01:33:29,147 Domino. 1119 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:39,406 I know you. 1120 01:33:42,797 --> 01:33:44,874 You're the angel of fire. 1121 01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:47,174 Angel of fire. 1122 01:33:50,055 --> 01:33:51,715 I know you. 1123 01:33:51,807 --> 01:33:54,678 You burn bright enough to know there are certain sacrifices 1124 01:33:54,769 --> 01:33:57,342 that need to be made. 1125 01:34:03,487 --> 01:34:07,355 You see, if you don't give back the money, you all will die. 1126 01:34:09,784 --> 01:34:14,609 And you will die contorted, and you will die unforgiven. 1127 01:34:14,703 --> 01:34:19,662 You see, there's... there's this... this puzzle, 1128 01:34:19,751 --> 01:34:22,871 and at the centre of this puzzle, there's a child, 1129 01:34:22,963 --> 01:34:25,501 and this is a very sick child. 1130 01:34:25,591 --> 01:34:27,880 Avery sick child. 1131 01:34:31,054 --> 01:34:34,507 But this child will be a great leader someday. 1132 01:34:34,601 --> 01:34:37,270 Do you know the child I speak of? 1133 01:34:38,105 --> 01:34:39,812 Yes. 1134 01:34:40,565 --> 01:34:45,607 Well, you have only one destiny, and that destiny is... 1135 01:34:46,905 --> 01:34:51,532 that you must offer your lives in exchange for the life of the child. 1136 01:34:52,161 --> 01:34:54,070 Then, and only then, 1137 01:34:54,163 --> 01:34:57,783 will you truly be cleansed in the blood of the lamb. 1138 01:35:09,139 --> 01:35:11,297 Take us to Vegas. 1139 01:35:48,766 --> 01:35:50,588 It's official. 1140 01:35:51,556 --> 01:35:54,177 Bishop whacked Frances and Chuckie. 1141 01:35:57,312 --> 01:36:00,764 - What's our options? - What's your options? 1142 01:36:06,531 --> 01:36:08,025 Kill them. 1143 01:36:08,116 --> 01:36:11,235 When? 1144 01:36:14,372 --> 01:36:16,829 - When? - Tonight! 1145 01:36:16,917 --> 01:36:18,577 Kill them all. 1146 01:36:18,669 --> 01:36:20,792 Kill them all tonight! 1147 01:36:24,092 --> 01:36:25,670 Go! Go! 1148 01:36:25,761 --> 01:36:28,003 Let's go! Move it out! 1149 01:36:39,818 --> 01:36:43,732 You know, we discovered the bodies early this morning. 1150 01:36:44,989 --> 01:36:46,863 The FBI was lying. 1151 01:36:46,950 --> 01:36:49,786 The guys we nabbed weren't dead after all. 1152 01:37:00,298 --> 01:37:03,964 Please, I just supply them with pussy. 1153 01:37:04,052 --> 01:37:07,304 I just want to get people high, man. 1154 01:37:08,767 --> 01:37:10,641 Fuck 'em. They don't know. 1155 01:37:39,713 --> 01:37:41,790 Fuck, this shit's intense. 1156 01:37:41,883 --> 01:37:45,002 Ian, just do what they say. I don't feel like getting killed. 1157 01:37:45,094 --> 01:37:47,217 We need you to book us a hotel suite. 1158 01:37:47,305 --> 01:37:50,057 - What, with my money? - Put it on your credit card. 1159 01:37:50,141 --> 01:37:53,841 Are you serious? OK, don't look at me that way. 1160 01:38:08,619 --> 01:38:10,279 - This is Bishop. - Mr Bishop, 1161 01:38:10,371 --> 01:38:13,326 the bounty hunters have arrived. Where do you want to meet? 1162 01:38:13,416 --> 01:38:17,117 Top of the World at the Stratosphere. Yeah, it's completely secure. 1163 01:38:17,212 --> 01:38:22,171 We'll drop off the money in exactly one hour. Should we say, 7pm? 1164 01:38:22,259 --> 01:38:23,802 Yeah, good. 1165 01:38:23,886 --> 01:38:29,095 We'll drop off the money in exactly one hour. Should we say, 7pm? 1166 01:38:29,185 --> 01:38:32,885 All right, boys, we're in business. 1167 01:38:37,902 --> 01:38:41,567 We could let Cigliutti think that the kids are still dead. 1168 01:38:41,656 --> 01:38:45,701 Yeah, and then we can flush out Cigliutti in the money exchange. 1169 01:38:45,786 --> 01:38:48,158 Yeah! 1170 01:38:50,332 --> 01:38:53,333 Wilson... They're on the move. 1171 01:39:00,509 --> 01:39:01,589 Yeah, what? 1172 01:39:01,677 --> 01:39:04,715 Yeah, Mr Cigliutti, the money exchange with Drake Bishop 1173 01:39:04,807 --> 01:39:09,965 will occur on the top floor suite of the Stratosphere at exactly 7pm. 1174 01:39:11,394 --> 01:39:15,722 Sounds like we got a negro Deep Throat here. Right? 1175 01:39:18,651 --> 01:39:21,225 Man, we are so fucked. 1176 01:39:22,531 --> 01:39:26,030 Yeah, well, that guy said we were fucked either way. 1177 01:39:35,669 --> 01:39:38,541 - Hello? - Domino... 1178 01:39:38,631 --> 01:39:43,543 the money exchange will take place at Top of the World, Stratosphere. 1179 01:39:43,637 --> 01:39:46,722 And I need you to get there right at 7pm. 1180 01:39:48,059 --> 01:39:52,852 I'm sorry it turned out like this. I won't forget this, Domino. 1181 01:40:23,472 --> 01:40:25,678 Get off. 1182 01:40:29,688 --> 01:40:31,765 Lateesha. 1183 01:40:32,775 --> 01:40:35,526 What the fuck have you gotten us into? 1184 01:40:35,611 --> 01:40:39,276 Claremont negotiated a findera's fee for 300,000 dollars. 1185 01:40:39,365 --> 01:40:41,856 He fucked it up 'cause he tried to take all of it. 1186 01:40:41,951 --> 01:40:44,953 - Bullshit. You set us up. - Fuck you. 1187 01:40:51,082 --> 01:40:54,748 Domino, if I could take it all back, I would. 1188 01:40:56,003 --> 01:40:59,289 Well, they're gonna kill us if we don't deliver all the money. 1189 01:41:09,645 --> 01:41:13,346 300,000 dollars, and I need to collect that fee right now. 1190 01:41:14,817 --> 01:41:18,400 It'll pay for my baby's entire operation. 1191 01:41:19,113 --> 01:41:21,356 Please. 1192 01:41:36,590 --> 01:41:39,378 Alf, what the fuck are you doing in there?! 1193 01:41:39,469 --> 01:41:40,879 Alf! 1194 01:41:42,764 --> 01:41:46,512 Wanker, cut the drama. I need 300k from one of the bags. 1195 01:42:13,757 --> 01:42:15,915 I love you, Domino. 1196 01:42:16,009 --> 01:42:17,586 Thank you. 1197 01:42:41,867 --> 01:42:45,948 This is your last chance. Once I walk out that door, I can't help you. 1198 01:42:47,623 --> 01:42:50,161 You have a fondness for tattoos. 1199 01:42:53,129 --> 01:42:56,463 You've been staring at my goldfish all afternoon. 1200 01:42:57,926 --> 01:43:00,002 It's a koi, actually. 1201 01:43:00,095 --> 01:43:02,337 The Japanese refer to them as shiro muji, 1202 01:43:02,431 --> 01:43:05,183 which, translated, means "white... 1203 01:43:06,102 --> 01:43:08,307 and nothing else." 1204 01:43:10,481 --> 01:43:13,519 Do you know why I really became a bounty hunter? 1205 01:43:14,112 --> 01:43:16,603 Because of cunts like me? 1206 01:43:20,451 --> 01:43:24,366 It kills you that while I'm coming into my own, 1207 01:43:24,456 --> 01:43:27,457 you're stuck in some dead-end marriage. 1208 01:43:27,542 --> 01:43:30,115 Or, worse yet, an unfulfilling job. 1209 01:43:30,211 --> 01:43:32,834 I'm not married. 1210 01:43:33,382 --> 01:43:36,218 And I love my job. 1211 01:43:37,804 --> 01:43:39,926 Where are you hiding your tattoo? 1212 01:43:40,014 --> 01:43:41,638 Is it on your ankle? 1213 01:43:41,724 --> 01:43:44,595 No. Or is it somewhere else? 1214 01:43:44,686 --> 01:43:47,260 Is it somewhere nasty? 1215 01:43:48,149 --> 01:43:51,351 I'm picturing something... picturing something delicate, 1216 01:43:51,443 --> 01:43:54,979 like a rose, or... or a hummingbird. 1217 01:43:55,073 --> 01:43:57,825 Or, no. Maybe it's the name of a man 1218 01:43:57,910 --> 01:44:00,234 that you can't bring home to Daddy. 1219 01:44:03,875 --> 01:44:05,832 No. 1220 01:44:05,919 --> 01:44:09,168 No, I'm completely wrong, aren't I, Taryn? 1221 01:44:09,255 --> 01:44:10,626 God. 1222 01:44:10,711 --> 01:44:13,961 See, I bet... I'm thinking... 1223 01:44:14,048 --> 01:44:17,666 that when you go to sleep alone tonight... 1224 01:44:18,844 --> 01:44:21,217 it's my pussy you'll be dreaming of. 1225 01:44:21,848 --> 01:44:23,757 Really? 1226 01:46:03,623 --> 01:46:05,166 Brian... 1227 01:46:05,876 --> 01:46:07,750 I love you, bro. 1228 01:46:49,173 --> 01:46:51,546 Welcome to the Top of the World. 1229 01:46:56,014 --> 01:46:59,265 It's a little out of the way, but, very private. 1230 01:47:02,604 --> 01:47:04,762 Where have I seen you two boys before? 1231 01:47:04,856 --> 01:47:06,814 We're actors. 1232 01:47:06,900 --> 01:47:08,775 What the fuck are you doing here? 1233 01:47:08,862 --> 01:47:12,277 - We're celebrity hostages. - Celebrity hostages? 1234 01:47:12,365 --> 01:47:14,856 Yeah. Apparently, people don't kill other people 1235 01:47:14,951 --> 01:47:17,656 when celebrities are around. 1236 01:47:18,414 --> 01:47:20,537 Brings too much attention. 1237 01:47:21,668 --> 01:47:23,410 I see. 1238 01:47:23,502 --> 01:47:27,371 Well, I'd better have you escorted downstairs, then. 1239 01:47:45,648 --> 01:47:48,221 You got lucky. 1240 01:48:01,541 --> 01:48:03,913 Go! Let's go! 1241 01:48:15,514 --> 01:48:17,638 And you're a... 1242 01:48:18,059 --> 01:48:20,301 a bounty hunter. 1243 01:48:25,942 --> 01:48:29,062 - Yes, I am. - Dangerous profession. 1244 01:48:32,241 --> 01:48:34,399 Sometimes. 1245 01:48:40,375 --> 01:48:42,452 Will maintain visual contact... 1246 01:48:42,545 --> 01:48:46,043 Will maintain visual contact with the tactical team that's on location. 1247 01:48:47,674 --> 01:48:51,720 Could you... could you be a little bit more specific about that? 1248 01:48:54,182 --> 01:48:58,096 It can be dangerous when you don't know what to expect from a situation. 1249 01:49:06,362 --> 01:49:10,736 When you have absolutely no idea what could possibly happen next. 1250 01:49:19,204 --> 01:49:22,790 The bags contain the 10 million, minus the 300,000 dollars finder's fee 1251 01:49:22,877 --> 01:49:25,035 you negotiated with Claremont. 1252 01:49:25,462 --> 01:49:30,837 Well, now, that's... that's what I call bold, Miss Harvey. 1253 01:49:31,302 --> 01:49:34,552 But I'm impressed. I'm very impressed. 1254 01:49:34,638 --> 01:49:36,263 Go! 1255 01:49:42,857 --> 01:49:47,602 All right, gentlemen, let's make sure that those bags are packed with my money, 1256 01:49:47,695 --> 01:49:51,396 and we'll let these bounty hunters go. 1257 01:49:51,491 --> 01:49:53,614 Your money's gone. 1258 01:49:55,954 --> 01:49:57,863 What? 1259 01:50:02,629 --> 01:50:03,827 What are you talking about? 1260 01:50:03,922 --> 01:50:07,088 It has been sent to help free Afghanistan. 1261 01:50:07,175 --> 01:50:08,717 Let us go. 1262 01:50:10,387 --> 01:50:13,223 - Let us go. - What the fuck are you doing? 1263 01:50:22,233 --> 01:50:24,143 It's a bomb! 1264 01:50:46,552 --> 01:50:48,960 OK, drop the weapons! 1265 01:50:56,642 --> 01:51:01,351 - You killed my sons. - I didn't kill your sons. 1266 01:51:01,814 --> 01:51:04,650 I'm not in the people-killing business. 1267 01:51:10,365 --> 01:51:11,445 No! 1268 01:51:34,350 --> 01:51:35,893 Alf! 1269 01:51:37,437 --> 01:51:41,482 - What the fuck's going on up there? - Get somebody in there! 1270 01:52:01,546 --> 01:52:04,216 Mayday, mayday. This is Victor Bravo. We're going down. 1271 01:52:06,927 --> 01:52:08,885 Repeat, I'm going down. 1272 01:52:12,017 --> 01:52:13,975 Heads, you live. 1273 01:52:14,687 --> 01:52:16,644 Tails, you die. 1274 01:52:18,398 --> 01:52:20,641 Tails, you die. 1275 01:52:25,490 --> 01:52:27,233 Tails, you die. 1276 01:52:44,215 --> 01:52:46,920 Move back, for fuck's sake! 1277 01:52:57,271 --> 01:52:59,144 No! 1278 01:53:36,690 --> 01:53:39,227 Come on, Alf! 1279 01:54:00,715 --> 01:54:02,209 I make... 1280 01:54:04,135 --> 01:54:07,340 I make everything... OK. 1281 01:54:11,432 --> 01:54:13,508 My coin was tossed. 1282 01:54:13,601 --> 01:54:16,223 50/50 chance. 1283 01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:53,174 Put it down, or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out! 1284 01:54:56,148 --> 01:54:57,976 Fuckin' shoot him! 1285 01:55:19,632 --> 01:55:23,083 I once vowed never to invest too much emotion into anyone. 1286 01:55:23,177 --> 01:55:25,585 - I love you. - I love you. 1287 01:55:30,267 --> 01:55:32,511 I love you, Choco. 1288 01:55:38,904 --> 01:55:42,189 50/50 chance. Life or death. 1289 01:55:42,282 --> 01:55:43,776 Heads, you live. 1290 01:55:43,867 --> 01:55:45,943 Tails, you die. 1291 01:55:53,165 --> 01:55:55,074 My destiny was life. 1292 01:55:59,422 --> 01:56:01,497 When I was a little girl, 1293 01:56:01,590 --> 01:56:04,164 my mum took me to Las Vegas. 1294 01:56:06,471 --> 01:56:10,220 She told me that it was the most dangerous place on earth. 1295 01:56:32,291 --> 01:56:35,411 Miss Harvey, I suggest you retire. 1296 01:56:36,712 --> 01:56:38,753 Sweet dreams, Miss Mills. 1297 01:56:40,050 --> 01:56:43,004 My name is Domino Harvey. 1298 01:56:44,304 --> 01:56:46,630 I am a bounty hunter. 1299 01:56:49,477 --> 01:56:54,270 I know that my Eddie and Choco are staring down at me from the afterlife. 1300 01:56:57,153 --> 01:57:00,985 I now feel a sense of relief that we will meet again. 1301 01:57:10,960 --> 01:57:12,750 Mum... 1302 01:57:14,838 --> 01:57:16,748 I love you. 1303 01:57:23,472 --> 01:57:26,307 There are three kinds of people in the world... 1304 01:57:28,228 --> 01:57:30,513 The rich... 1305 01:57:39,654 --> 01:57:41,611 The poor... 1306 01:57:55,295 --> 01:57:57,703 And everyone in between. 1307 01:58:01,845 --> 01:58:05,178 - I'm Dr Walton. - Mr Williams. 1308 01:58:05,890 --> 01:58:08,216 Kee Kee Rodriguez. 1309 01:58:08,310 --> 01:58:10,386 - I'm her mother, Lateesha. - We're her cousins. 1310 01:58:10,479 --> 01:58:11,724 First cousins. 1311 01:58:11,813 --> 01:58:15,680 It seems that we have a few things we have to look at. 1312 01:58:16,736 --> 01:58:18,860 If you're wondering what's true and what isn't, 1313 01:58:18,947 --> 01:58:22,483 fuck off, because it's none of your goddamn business. 1314 01:58:22,576 --> 01:58:25,327 I'll never tell you what it all meant. 1315 01:58:25,412 --> 01:58:28,247 I'll never tell you what it all meant. 1316 01:58:29,375 --> 01:58:33,419 All that matters is that my mission is complete. 1317 01:58:44,224 --> 01:58:46,051 I saved her. 1318 01:58:49,187 --> 01:58:50,848 And when she is older... 1319 01:58:52,984 --> 01:58:54,644 A woman named Domino will tell her 1320 01:58:54,735 --> 01:58:58,687 that there is only one conclusion to every story... 1321 01:59:00,159 --> 01:59:02,650 We all fall down. 1322 02:00:24,331 --> 02:00:27,082 My name is Domino Harvey. 1323 02:00:37,595 --> 02:00:40,133 Heads, you live. 100608

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