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Niles and Brighton...
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This is Maggie's.
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Oh.
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Hoo-ha,
Mr. Sheffield!
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Guess again.
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Well, that's way more
than I needed
to know about him.
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Oh, hi, kids.
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How you doing
on your science project?
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Ask Brooke.
She's the
genius.
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I'm just
the dumb blond.
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Oh...
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Me and Val used to do
science projects together.
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What's yours about?
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Stress in the earth's
igneous layers
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and its effects
on geological topography.
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Oh. We grew potatoes
on toothpicks.
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Did you know that
if you squeeze
coal
really hard
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Why aren't you under a
blanket
with a flashlight
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readingNational Geographic
like a normal kid?
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Oh, Maxwell, please,
I'm begging you.
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It'll only take
a couple of
minutes.
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You don't
even
have to like
it.
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There's a speech
she knows by heart.
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C.C., you know
my policy.
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I never read plays
written by friends...
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or relatives,
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or that Broadway
bon vivant,
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your psychiatrist.
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But I told him
you would read
it,
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and I don't want to
risk
offending him.
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We're on the verge
of a breakthrough.
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Oh, good. Maybe he'll find
a personality we like.
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I'm terribly sorry, C.C.,
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but I simply don't
do
business favors
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What?
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Look, I know you didn't
want
to do it with me
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in high school,
but I-I was hoping that
you'd changed your mind.
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I-- I doubt it.
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Oh, what the hell.
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Why don't we do it
right here on the floor?
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Check, please!
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Come on, Fran.
Do the hustle!
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[INSTRUMENTAL VERSION
OF "I WILL SURVIVE" PLAYING]
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What?
Come on, please.
Dance with me.
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Oh, Jeffrey.
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I don't think I
remember
the hustle anymore.
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[BOTH CLAP]
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[CLAP]
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I know somebody.
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I work for Maxwell Sheffield,
the big Broadway producer.
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I thought you worked
for
a bus driver.
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Uh, bus driver
and Broadway producer.
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Well, he wasn't gonna give
up
that pension.
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I don't mean
to be negative
here,
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but I don't
think
this spud
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is gonna get us an A.
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I don't need an A.
I always get an A.
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I want to see what
a D feels like.
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Oh, you're mad
about the
dance.
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And they say
I'm the genius.
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Look, Brooke,
we've been friends
for a long time
now.
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Why do things
have to change?
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I'm a woman now.
I have needs.
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Yeah, well,
I have needs
too.
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I need an A
in science.
Oh.
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MAXWELL:
Oh, hello, Brooke.
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Then she said,
"I'm sorry,"
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and...
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[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]
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Wait. I'm not
through yet.
Miss--
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Miss Fine, there is
some urgency here.
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[MUMBLING]
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Okay.
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Come on.
Is he through yet?
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I'm freezing out here.
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Well, you know
what you could do.
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You could come in!
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You're ri-- Uh, n--
Uh, no. Nice try.
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Here. I'm through
with the soup.
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You want a sweet?
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Uh, no. No. Gotta
watch my weight.
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What's the matter?
You're afraid you're gonna
make a bigger hole?
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Smile.
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[WINDS CAMERA]
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Oh, you and Brooke
are gonna be
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the cutest couple
at the dance.
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Yeah, but the guys
are gonna shred me.
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Oh, honey,
you just remember
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that you're more
mature
than they are.
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You just walk in there
and hold your head up
high.
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Look them
square in the
eye
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and say,
"So's your
mother."
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So, Brighton,
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your first date
alone with a girl, hm?
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Is there, uh, anything
we need to talk about?
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Dad, please. I'm
going out with
Brooke.
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So you don't have
any questions?
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Yeah. Why am I
going out with
Brooke?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
Oh. How do I look?
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Oh. Great.
Here you go.
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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MAXWELL: Oh...
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Wow.
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Oh, good, because I'm
going to pick up
Gracie
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from ballet class.
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Oh, her teacher
is so gorgeous.
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I don't know who's cuter,
him or his roommate,
Chuck.
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Chuck, huh?
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Honey, it's time we had
that little talk.
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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Huh?
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Oh.
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[WHISPERS]
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Oh!
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Get ready.
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[INSTRUMENTAL "I WILL
SURVIVE" PLAYING]
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[ALL CLAP]
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[CLAP]
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[CLAP]
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Yeah.
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[CLAP]
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[DOUBLE CLAP]
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[DOUBLE CLAP]
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ALL:
Hoo, hoo.
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Hoo, hoo.
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