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- What? No way.
- Why not?

- Because he's a dick.
- Barry is harmless,

and it's
really good money.

I don't care.

How good?

$75 for, like,
three hours of work,

which is way more
than I make in
a whole day at the club.

I don't know.

I just thought that you'd be
more into the idea, you know?

I mean, you're the one
who spent all last summer

saving up
to buy a video camera

instead of a car
like most guys.

Which I like, I really do--

not the part about you
not having a car,

but the part about you not
being like most guys.

I think this thing with Barry
could be really good for you.

I mean, you are so smart,
and you are so creative.

And who knows where it
could lead, right?

Like, today, yes, weddings,

and tomorrow?
Corporate events.

So just promise me that you'll
talk to Barry about it.

Okay.

Thank you.

[horn honks]

* I need a bottle *

$2,800.

[chatter over radio]

For this price we could have
spent a week in Aruba.

- [radio off]
- Listen, you're alive.

I don't know how we're
going to pay for it.

For your next heart attack,
you can go to Aruba?

I'll tell you one way
we could cut corners.

They're never not fighting.
It's amazing.

- ...important it is to me.
- Come here, come here.

- I--
- Come here.

- Seriously.
- Give your old man a hand.

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, honey.

- Hi, Mr. Myers.
- Hey.

Hey, who else is hungry
for waffles, huh?

- Ignore him.
- Waffles!

Not pancakes. Waffles.

You know, fine.
Eat whatever you want.

Drop dead.
See if I care.

Sweetheart, do me a favor.

When you get married,
don't become a nag.

- [chuckle]
- Come on.

- You okay?
- Good. You good?

Yeah. I could have used
two more days in the hospital.

That would have
been a vacation.

That would have been nice.

* Shine 'em up *

*Shine 'em up *

All right, I'm havin'
a good day today.

Nasser.

Skip.

Ah, Mr. Getty.

Nasser. Oh...

You're wasting your time
with the ponies.

It's the stock market
you should be playing.

- Oh?
- Dow's taking off
like a rocket.

Like the fucking
space shuttle.

Nobody knows how high
it's going to go.

Oh, it's going to break 1500
by year's end.

You mark my words.

You got
any hot stock tips?

Uhh.

Three crack.

Don't you dare pick it up.

I'll never
talk to you again.

- [laughter]
- That might be a blessing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, ladies, picture day.

Oh, we love
picture day.

Who's going to be on the cover
of this newsletter?

There's one way
to get on the cover.

You got to show me
a little skin.

I'm the mahjong maven.

Uh, but I'm going to be
the cover girl.

Hey, hey, can I talk
to you a minute?

Tick-tock.

Karen says
you're looking

to hire someone
to help video weddings.

And bar mitzvahs,
the occasional bris.

Of course, those are
just for starters.

I'm building my business.

I got a five year plan.
Why do you ask?

Because I'm pretty good
with a camcorder.

And I'm interested.

You got a reel?

Huh?

You got a reel
of your work?

Uh, not really,

just a few old Super 8 films
I made back in high school.

I've been talking to a guy
who's in a band

about making a rock video,

but we haven't gotten
around to doing it yet.

Well, get around to it,

and then you and I can parlay.

Capisce?

West?

Ooh. This is where
the action is.

- Hiya, girls.
- And I'm jokerless.

Mm. Now,
that's a Caesar.

Ah, yes.

Bears and bulls,

the two strongest
animals.

You invest?

A man would be a fool
not to,

the way this market
has taken off.

Mark my words, boychik.
By the end of the year,

the Dow will have hit
1500 points,

and when that happens...

What happens?

I don't know.

But you can bet
that whatever it is,

it'll be glorious.

Get a white wine spritzer.

Hey. I got to book a few
hours with you later.

Excuse me?

6:00 at my home.

I assume you have some
sort of transportation,

you got a skateboard,
pogo stick, big boy bike.

Sure, yeah, I do, but, uh--

Okay, then. Terrific.
There's the address.

Don't be late.
We got to be done by 9,

and my associate's got
to get back into the city.

Uh, Mr. Getty?

Sorry. I'm confused.

What exactly am I
doing in your home?

We're going to watch
"Falcon Crest"

and whack each other off.

We're playing doubles.

Do you have plans?

Just going to hang out
with my girlfriend.

Well, now you're not.
Make it up to her.

Heh. That putz.

My hearing aid battery
must be going.

Of course, it sounded like he
ordered a wine spritzer.

- He did.
- Oh.

Was he recovering
from a hysterectomy?

[laughing]

My name's Herb,
by the way.

David.

David. Nice to meet you.

Shall we go for a drink?

- Sure.
- Come on.

[toilet flushes]

Ohh!

Nash.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Ah, enjoying the breakfast
of champions, I see.

Do you want a bomb?

No, thank you.

I've got to teach
a children's clinic.

Although
I do have to teach
a children's clinic.

No. I've got to teach
a children's clinic.

Children are our future.

[sniff]

Mm-mm!

Yeah!

So what do you do when
you're not teaching tennis?

I go to NYU.

Oh. What are you
studying?

I haven't
declared a major yet.

Mostly I've been taking
accounting classes.

Why accounting?

Thanks. Well, my dad says

the only two things
in life that are certain

are death and taxes,

so if I want job security,

I should become a mortician
or a CPA.

[chuckle]
He's not wrong.

I don't know.
I just wish

my accounting classes
didn't put me to sleep.

You know what my dad
wanted me to be?

What?

A proctologist.

What did you end up becoming?

A proctologist.

I hated every day of it.

I couldn't wait
to retire.

I longed for the day

when I could stop
staring up assholes.

*I've got a long night
ahead of me *

Hey, Misty.

Hey.

I have a question
to ask you.

Okay.

What are you doing at 5:45?

I'm getting off work.

Would you like to meet me

at the golf cart
parking garage?

I have a little surprise
planned.

What is it?

That's for me to know
and for you to find out.

Man:
There you go.

Getty:
Almost prompt.

Hey. This is
a beautiful place.

[scoffs]
Yeah.

What are you-- Are you
wearing a club shirt?

Uh, yeah. Well, I came
straight from work.

Did you bring
a change of clothes?

I did.

Well, go put them on
in the pool house.

And hurry up 'cause they're
going to be here any second.

Okay.

Don't fuck up the grass!

Can you lift that?

A little higher.
Good boy.

[door opens]

I'm sorry.
Uh, you're, uh--

I didn't know y-y-you--
that you were--

What are you doing in here?

Your dad told me
to change, so--

Well, don't let me
stop you.

Can I have some privacy?

No.

Well, um, could you
hand me my bag, please?

Thanks.

You have
an interesting body.

Thanks.

That was an observation,
not a compliment.

Your stuff reminds me
a little of Alice Neel's.

[laughing]

I see someone has taken
an art history class.

Uh-huh.
Freshman year.

As it so happens, I, uh,
I am a big Alice Neel fan.

Her portraits are so feral.

She does--
Ah, she has this great one

of Jackie Curtis. He's
the cross-dresser from--

Lou Reed's
"Walk On the Wild Side."

Yeah, it's amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a good one.

It is a good one.

Yeah.

Well, they taught you a lot
in that class.

Yeah. Uh, I should--
I should go.

You're getting your
money's worth. Sure.

Have fun with my father.

Tha-- Uh, thanks.
You, too,

with your paintings
of dicks.

Hey, foxy.

Hi.

Brought you an Orange Julius.

That was really sweet of you.
You didn't have to do that.

Full day's supply
of vitamin C.

Well, thanks.

Mm. This is really good.

Yeah. Yum-yummy
in that tummy, huh?

[camera shutter clicks]

What are you doing?

Taking pictures
for the newsletter.

No, no, no. No, no.
Not of me, please.

I am so gross and sweaty.
I-- No.

Yeah, you are.
You're perfect.

Come on.
Hold that pose.

[click]

Pout your bottom lip out more.

What, like this?

- [click]
- Yeah, just like that.

[click]

"Georgeous."

- Hey.
- Hey.

Nice wheels.

For the next half hour,
it's yours, my lady.

What?

Today is the day you finally
learn to parallel park.

It's really
nothing super fancy.

I just prepared
an instructional simulation,

using these battery-powered
vehicles. No big deal.

You look amazing,

like, better than
the last time I saw you

an hour ago.

Are you high?

Not yet.

Don't be afraid.

Fear is just an illusion.

The greatest of all,
according to Lao Tzu

of the Tao Te Ching.

What are you talking about?

I can't believe
I'm doing this.

What's that song
you're listening to?

That "Money For Nothing
And Your Chick's For Free"?

- Love that.
- Right?

- There you go.
- Not too bad.

Hey. Come on. I want you
to meet my associate

Martin Van Deen.
This is his son--

- Brett.
- Brett.

It's my nephew David.

Martin:
Visiting for the summer?

Uh, David's
interning at my firm.

- Is that right?
- You bet.

What do you think
of the trading desk?

- Huh?
- Yeah.

It's been, uh, intense.

First time at a trading desk

is worse than rushing
my fraternity.

- Oh, yeah.
- All right, gentlemen,

what do you say
we get started?

- You're on.
- All right?

Let's go.

Nephew?

Just go with it.

How much money
is riding on this?

Excuse me?

If I'm going
to be an accomplice

to hustling these guys,

I'd like to know how much
we're taking them for.

Listen to me,
you little pisher.

I made seven figures
last year.

I don't have
to hustle anybody.

We play
for a case of Bordeaux

and bragging rights.
That's it.

We never play for money.
We have scruples.

This isn't golf.
Just-- Just play.

Asshole.

* Take time
for your pleasure *

*And laugh with love *

* Take the hand of another *

*And sing for
the wings of a dove *

* Whoa, whoa *

It's like riding
a big black stallion.

You got to ride
with soft eyes.

Don't grip the wheel
so hard.

Get up there.
Show some fucking balls.

Yeah!

* Look up at the rooftops *

*When you're walking 'round *

*Don't think for a moment *

*Of looking down *

*Whoa, whoa *

* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

*For the wings
of a dove *

Don't think so much.

- Ow!
- Whoa-ho-ho!

- All right, all right.
- Scary move.

Lights, cameras, actions.

- Oh!
- *Look up at the rooftops *

Keep your fucking
racquet up.

* When you're walking 'round *

* Don't think for a moment *

* Of looking down *

* Oflooking things up *

* When we looked around *

* The kids
with the angles *

Aah! God damn it!

- Sorry, pal.
- Nice.

Jesus Christ,
that serve of yours.

Thank you.

That nearly killed me
out there.

You fellas got
time for a drink?

- Well, a quickie.
- All right.

Come here. You're my brother
Marvin's kid.

You live outside Philly.

Your old man's always been
a disappointment,

so you kind of look up
to me as a father figure.

Have one drink,
make an excuse,
and then go.

- You got it?
- Yeah.

All right. Hey, fellas,

I got to show you something.

Do you like Matisse?

Uh,
who's Matisse?

I think you're
ready to try it
in the real world.

What do you say?
Travel to Hoboken,

find a side street
to practice.

You mean like tonight?

Like right now.

Oh. Yeah. Uh, no.
I-- I can't.

I-- You know Steve,
he has band practice,

and he likes me
to be there, so--

That's cool.
Are they any good?

Um...

I don't think
you'd be into them.

Really?

I'm not even sure
I'm into them.

Who am I kidding?

What kind of music
are you into?

Like...

all kinds, I think.

Yeah. I don't know.
Whatever's on.

Do you like Roxy music?

I don't know.
Who's that?

Are you kidding?
Roxy music.

Who?

- Don't go anywhere, okay?
- Okay.

What, this is good?

One of the best
ever recorded.

Roxy music. Okay.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

I should go now.

Okay.

Thanks again.

Okay.

Martin:
Where are you going to school?

- NYU.
- What are you studying?

Accounting.

Uh, finance.

Uh, yeah.
Accounting and finance.

Yeah, he's
double majoring.

Impressive.

Brett, here,

going to Wharton
in the fall.

- Good for you.
- Yeah.

Sweetheart, what, uh,
what are you doing here?

I thought you were
out with Mommy.

I got bored
and left her at the mall.

Oh. Oh.

- How was your game?
- We got creamed.

Your cousin here
has a wicked serve.

- He's got the eye
of the tiger.
- Hey, cuz.

That's it.
He's like, uh,

he's like Billie Jean King
out there.

Um, hello.

Uh, you know what, sweetie?

Would you mind?
Will you fix us up

some cheese and crackers
or something?

Corn chips or something?
Pretzels?

I'd get them myself,
but I'm already sitting down.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

I'm going to give
my cousin a hand.

Okay. That's a good idea.

His father's my older
brother Marvin.

Bit of a putz.

Let me guess.

My father told them
that you are his nephew

in order to disguise the fact
that you're actually a ringer.

Uh, something like that.

And you agreed to this?

Hey, what choice do I have?
He could have me fired.

Plus, the money's good.

What's he paying you?

50 an hour.

You shouldn't settle
for any less than 100.

Tell that to your dad.

No.

You're going to.

Don't you see?

You've got him by the balls,

and all you got to do now
is squeeze.

You know what
I'm not a fan of?

Change.
I don't like it.

- At this point,
let's leave every--
- Morals.

Let's leave it
how we have it.

- Mmm-hmm. Right?
- I like what we've got now.

Why does everything
have to change?

You make a good point.

I'm gonna bring it up
at the next meeting.

Let's leave everything
as it is.

- [laughing]
- Pull up the ladder, baby.

Hey, can I talk to you
a second?

Do you see
we're in the middle
of something here?

No, you know what? I got
to go to the john anyhow.

God bless the Cubans.
Jesus.

What?

I want a hundred
an hour, not 50.

I beg your pardon?

- My fee?
- Yeah.

I want a hundred.

What do you mean, 100?
You agreed. We agree--

Yeah, to be your doubles
partner, not your nephew.

Oh, so it's more
to be my nephew?

I didn't realize that.

What the hell do you care?

You're
never going to see Marty

or his smiling kid again.

I-- Well, I don't like lying.

Hmm.

But you're okay
with extortion.

100 is fair.

But shortsighted.

What do you mean?

Well, you could have
left here tonight

with something
a lot more valuable:

me owing you a favor.

You take it.

Take the money.

Happy?

**

* Sex flu, got me
scratchin' the itch *

* Sex flu,
like a son of a bitch *

* Sex flu,
feel my temperature rise *

*In between your thighs *

** [heavy metal guitar]

** [feeback]

[guitar stops]

Yeah.

It was nice. It was tight.

Gentlemen,
this was very nice.

Zack, you have B.O. Get
the fuck out of my driveway.

Hey, how did we sound?

Awesome.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah? Awesome?

What are you doing?

Oh, come on.

You know how wound up
I get after band practice.

Okay.

Can I pick the music?

Okay, yeah, sure, whatever.

** [Roxy Music]

* Now the party's over *

* Now's the time we can-- *

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Time to...

* fuck *

* Much communication *

* And emotion *

* Without conversation *

* Or a notion *

* Avalon *

* Ooh-ooh *

Hey, kiddo.

Hey.
What are you doing?

Just enjoying the nice night.

You were sneaking
a cigarette, weren't you?

Don't tell your mom.

So where you coming from?

The club president's
house.

He hired me to play doubles

against some business
associates.

Getty's got a tennis court?

I don't even know why he
needs to belong to Red Oaks.

For the contacts.
He doesn't worry about dues.

A guy like that, he wipes his
ass with that kind of money.

And not every deal
is done in a boardroom.

Do it on a golf course
or over martinis.

And it's a write-off.

Hey, look who's coming.

How much he pay you?

300 bucks.

$300.

Oh, well, I hope
you're saving most of it

because you never know
when life is going to
throw you a curveball.

I swear, one day
you're riding high,

next day--

you're looking at a $2,800
hospital bill.

Don't worry, Dad.
I'm saving.

Hi, Mr. Myers.

Hey, look at you.

You're a vision in denim.

Don't be a dummy.
Marry this girl.

Oh, hi, kids.
I'm glad you're here.

Well, supper's ready,
so come on in.

What are we having?

Uh, cottage cheese and salad.

Great, great.
Do me a favor.

Put a dollop of cyanide
on that, will you, please?

Hey, uh, by the way,

I talked to Barry
about the job.

Oh, you did?

Yeah. He didn't
hire me yet.

He needs to see
some of my work.

I think I'm going to
talk to Steve LeFevre

about, you know,

maybe making a music
video for his band.

Awesome.

Uh, can I tell you something

and you promise
you won't get mad?

So I was talking to Barry,
you know, about modeling,

and, um, he says
that I have a look

that he thinks that magazine
editors would really go for.

He said that, uh, he'd help me
put together a portfolio

and meet people
if that was something
that I'd be interested in.

And are you?
Interested?

Well, I wanted to talk
to you about it first, so--

That could be great.

- Really?
- I mean, yeah.

How amazing would it be
to live in the city,

riding the subway everywhere,
eating Indian food,

seeing Éric Rohmer movies
in an actual theater?

I mean, it would be amazing.

I don't want
to live in the city.

I mean, my school's
out here, you know,

and all of our families
and our friends,

and the city's really gross.

How are you going to
pursue a modeling
career from the burbs?

You need to be--

I don't want
a real modeling career.

It's just something
to do on the side

while I'm finishing my RN.

You know Annika from my school?
She's the tall one.

Okay, well,
she made $200 last month

for a J.C. Penney circular,

and I guess
she's in the running
for a Payless campaign.

She has pretty feet,
but it just would be
good money on the side.

Judy:
Coming in?

Thank you for being
so supportive.

I'm really
lucky to have you.

**

*Love is like oxygen *

*You get too much,
you get too high *

*Not enough,
and you're gonna die *

* Love gets you high *

*Love is like oxygen *

*You get too much,
you get too high *

* Not enough,
and you're gonna die *

* Gonna die *

*Love gets you high *

* Time on my side *

* I got it all *

* I've heard that pride *

* Always comes before a fall *

* There's a rumor *

* Going 'round the town *

* That you don't
want me around *

* I can't shake off
my city blues *

* Everywhere I turn
I lose *

*Love is like oxygen *

*You get too much *

* You get too high *

*Not enough *

* And you're gonna die *

* Gonna die *