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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,592 (Woman) Don't take it so seriously. lt's only a film. 2 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,686 (Woman) Why don't you fix it? (Man) lt's too dark to see anything. 3 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,935 (Boy) Do you want to let me try? (Man) Look, this isn't a toy. 4 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:13,229 l think some of these Pictures are more trouble than they're worth. 5 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,191 l know l'm not the first to say that. 6 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,069 Well, as l recall, it was your idea. 7 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,195 Not one of my best. 8 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,287 l thought l'd let you say that. 9 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,455 Why don't we just forget the whole thing? 10 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:27,455 - lt's not a very good one, anyway. - You don't care for it? 11 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,165 Not esPecially. 12 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:32,748 - A bit strong for your taste, PerhaPs? - A bit crude for my taste. 13 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:36,882 Well, one day you'll find out that crudity is in the eye of the beholder. 14 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:42,182 Ah, there, that's more like it. 15 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,900 (Man) l wonder if they're really enjoying it 16 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,159 or if they're just faking. 17 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,622 (Woman) lt must be distracting, knowing PeoPle are watching, 18 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,328 that PeoPle are going to watch. 19 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,130 (Man) l'd like to know how many times he had to do it 20 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,544 before they got a good take. 21 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,841 This one seems to be Putting everything he has into the Part. 22 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,629 (Woman) A method actor. 23 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,505 (Boy) l don't know what you get out of this. 24 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,306 (Woman) What's this now? A double feature? 25 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,390 Ah, intermission. 26 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,623 (Woman) Now, this one looks familiar. 27 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,209 (Man) Familiar? You could even say intimate. 28 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,091 (Woman laughs ) No, really. l mean it. 29 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,252 Oh, this whole Picture is ridiculous. 30 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,775 Are you sure you started in the right Place? 31 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,858 lt's all out of order. 32 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,218 There we are again. Hello, blondie. 33 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:01,980 There's another one. 34 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,902 Oh, this one looks like she's been around. 35 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,754 l wonder where they find the girls to act in these things. 36 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,465 (Man) Wouldn't you? 37 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,262 (Woman) What? (Man) Do those things? 38 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:26,171 (Woman) Not in front of a camera. (Man) Huh! One never knows. 39 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,932 (Woman) Never. 40 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,061 (Woman) What's so amusing? What are you laughing at? 41 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,648 (Man) Nothing. l was just thinking of something. 42 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,937 - (Woman) Well? - Remember the caterPillar. 43 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,646 - What? - l don't get it. 44 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:47,283 These two caterPillars were crawling across a fig leaf 45 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:52,204 when one of them noticed a butterfly flying Past above them. 46 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:57,328 ''Progress is wonderful,'' one said. ''Yes,'' the other one answered. 47 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,880 ''But you'll never get me uP in one of those things.'' 48 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:11,471 (Woman) Well, l wouldn't. (Man) Who knows? lt might be exciting. 49 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,726 lt certainly doesn't seem to bother them. 50 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,814 l'd say they were Pretty enthusiastic if you ask me, 51 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,267 like they were enjoying their work. 52 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,107 (Woman) l suPPose it would have fringe benefits. 53 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,874 (Man) This film's a bargain. 54 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:55,801 (Woman) This Picture looks like something they made during WW2. 55 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,902 Prostitutes, Probably. 56 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,869 - (Boy) What are you talking about? - The girls in the Picture. 57 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,406 They're Probably Prostitutes. 58 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,040 (Man) Such a variety. 59 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,794 (Woman) Therese and lsabelle. 60 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,752 My money's on Therese. 61 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,712 (Man) So is lsabelle's, l think. 62 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:32,175 (Woman) l suPPose girls like that aren't esPecially Particular. 63 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,180 (Man) Hey. And what have we here? 64 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,431 A multiPle number. 65 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,227 GrouP theraPy. 66 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,836 (Man) They haven't left anything out of this Picture, have they? 67 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,341 Something for everybody. 68 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,630 - l've had enough. - Where are you going? 69 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,434 - (Boy) Out somePlace. - Are you not enjoying the film? 70 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:18,391 - l've seen it before. - You couldn't have. We just got it. 71 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,012 When it's over l'll Put it on high sPeed in reverse. 72 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,605 - (Boy) You always do. - lt has to rewind anyway. 73 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,190 - (Boy) That isn't why. - Oh, Please! 74 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,776 Don't dePrive me of the benefit of his oPinion. 75 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,362 lt must be a comfort to know you can control things 76 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,156 with nothing more than a quick fliP of the switch. 77 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,595 (Woman) Oh, Please! 78 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,260 - l'm leaving. - Wait, l'll come with you. 79 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,885 l don't think l can stand it any longer. 80 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,856 We'll let him stay here and enjoy himself in Private. 81 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,019 Surely you don't think l'd continue running this for myself. 82 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,481 Why ever not? 83 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,862 l gave uP that sort of thing after a dePressingly graPhic lecture 84 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,485 by the leader of my scout trooP. 85 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,028 Very funny. 86 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,236 - Where are we going? - Who knows? 87 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,114 Another of his secrets, l guess. 88 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:21,332 A surPrise. You never know the end until you're there. 89 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,211 - SuPPose l don't like it? - You can run it backwards, 90 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,172 at high sPeed, like your film. 91 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,968 Look, a genuine freak of nature. 92 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,848 - What's a freak of nature? - What isn't? 93 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,933 (Announcer over PA) 'This way to the wall of death. 94 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,397 'Don't miss it. 95 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,063 'The last comPlete Performance is beginning immediately. 96 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:43,066 'This is the most extraordinary attraction of the carnival. 97 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,694 'See them fearlessly kiss death 98 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,282 'and defy the laws of gravity in the most amazing...' 99 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,534 'And now, ladies and gentlemen, 100 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,666 'Presenting the only girl in the world 101 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,542 'to defy the notorious wall of death 102 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,459 'simultaneously with another rider.' 103 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,836 'And now, in the most sPectacular disPlay of courage 104 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,709 'that you will ever witness, 105 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:07,172 'the TrouPe Nino climaxes their Performance 106 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:11,137 with three riders in an unPrecedented Parallel class 107 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:15,894 four times around the summit of the wall of death.' 108 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,874 - lt couldn't be. - (Woman) You're right. 109 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,927 - But l don't see why not. - Of course it's the same girl. 110 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,465 (Woman) Or her twin. 111 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,048 - (Boy) That's crazy. - Don't be too sure. 112 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,646 Do you really think you can walk out 113 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,144 and find this same girl on your doorsteP? 114 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,941 The world's full of stories of lost rings 115 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,977 found in the bellies of fish by the daughter 116 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,440 or the second cousin of the owner. 117 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,778 PeoPle turn uP where you least exPect them. 118 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,694 - l wonder where she comes from. - Who knows? 119 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,993 Before the revolution they made a lot of these films in Cuba. 120 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,198 (Woman) She doesn't look very Cuban. 121 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,574 Or Mexico, maybe, or Hong Kong. 122 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,536 lt's Pretty much the same all over. 123 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,125 - (Man) Hey, you were terrific. - Thank you. 124 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,628 Why not wait for me at the main gate, huh? 125 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,252 What are you uP to? 126 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:54,044 Wouldn't it be fun to take her back with us and show her the film? 127 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,932 You wouldn't want to miss an oPPortunity like that? 128 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,430 - Naturally not. - A Private showing. 129 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,143 With the star Present, like one of those film festivals. 130 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,728 Forget it. lt isn't the same girl. 131 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,228 He's going to make a fool of himself uP there. 132 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,197 At first, l agree, l thought there was a resemblance. 133 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,197 - But look closely... - Don't fret. 134 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,113 l'm certain she's said yes to a lot of invitations. 135 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,870 Besides, it will be fun. 136 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,584 Excuse me, l hate to intrude but l did want to tell you 137 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,960 how much we, my wife and l, enjoyed your Performance. 138 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,959 lt's one of the most exciting acts we've seen anywhere. 139 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,333 Really? lt's nice of you to say so. 140 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,046 Do you do this every night? 141 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:39,256 Almost. Two nights a week l helP out at the shooting gallery. 142 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,097 lt must have taken a lot of work to Perfect the act, 143 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,687 to make it run so smoothly. 144 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,770 Oh, it's fun. We enjoy it. 145 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,390 But your timing must be so Precise. 146 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,196 Yes, timing's imPortant. 147 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,981 ln any undertaking. 148 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,237 You sound as if you sPeak from exPerience. 149 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,692 l've never ridden a motorbike in a thrill show. 150 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,492 But you've done lots of other very interesting and dangerous things. 151 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,165 What makes you say that? 152 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,580 You look like a man who's had adventures. 153 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,795 - Here and there. - lt shows in your face. 154 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,413 - From time to time. - And in your eyes. 155 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,542 On my way to this adventure. 156 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,439 - l'm not an adventure. - Are you sure? 157 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,896 - l don't think l am. - Why not hold that decision 158 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,783 until we've had a chance to exPlore that Possibility? 159 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,400 l have a feeling you're leading uP to something. 160 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,944 And l have a susPicion that you know what it is. 161 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,586 Actually, my Place isn't far from here and my wife and l... 162 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:56,215 - Wanted to know if l... - Would care to come back with us. 163 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,474 For a few drinks, PerhaPs? 164 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,056 Nothing very sPecial, just a small informal... 165 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,681 Party? 166 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,734 Precisely. 167 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,738 - Will you wait while l change? - Why bother to change? 168 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,992 lf you say so. 169 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,084 l've won! 170 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,463 We've both won. 171 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,306 Please make yourself at home. Let's have some drinks, huh? 172 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,397 You know... 173 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,739 lt's getting very chilly in the evenings this time of year. 174 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,793 lt's odd, but as my wife remarked, 175 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,248 l can't quite say what it is but... 176 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,839 it's just something about you is familiar. 177 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,763 - Could we Possibly have met...? - At AcaPulco? 178 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,594 - No. - No? Thanks. 179 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:30,186 - We go there as often as we can. - (Girl) No, it wasn't AcaPulco. 180 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,602 - (Man) Or Saint TroPez? - l've never been there. 181 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,223 lt was a good Place not to be during the war. 182 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,444 You wouldn't believe the extent of the destruction. 183 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,944 lt must have been somePlace. 184 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,909 - Rio, PerhaPs? - l don't think so. 185 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,740 - Or Palm SPrings? - Palm Beach? 186 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,867 Palma da Majorca? 187 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,955 Have you always been with the carnival? 188 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,704 - All my life. - Surely it can't be all that long. 189 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,208 Oh, don't you listen to him. 190 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,292 Men, they are terrible when it comes to ages. 191 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,966 Are you really? Why? 192 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:07,386 The reason is that from time to time l feel about 1 50. 193 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,637 You're lucky, because l'm 1 55. 194 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,562 Good, l like older women. 195 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,812 (Girl) And l'm attracted to younger men. 196 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,775 l suPPose you've been all over the world. 197 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,396 - You must like travelling. - Not too much. 198 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,609 Wherever you are it's about the same. 199 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,700 Wait a moment. 200 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,421 PerhaPs l misunderstood but l thought you said a Party. 201 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,626 l believe the one who said that was you. 202 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,626 Party? 203 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,386 Did l really? 204 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,056 Besides, 205 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:50,716 it isn't a great crowd of PeoPle, you know, that makes uP a Party. 206 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,346 Of course not. 207 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,266 (Man) This, in its own way, is an occasion. 208 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:59,443 (Man) A celebration, an... (Girl) Adventure? 209 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:03,483 (Man) The crowd concePt of fun is terribly overrated. 210 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,865 (Woman) Too many PeoPle can be even worse than too few. 211 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:10,409 (Woman) Don't you agree? (Man) Yes, besides, here we are. 212 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,919 Who has the gun? 213 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,377 - What gun? - To do the shooting. 214 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:32,261 - There isn't going to be any shooting. - There isn't? Of course there is. 215 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,055 Of course there isn't. 216 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:40,103 We have Planned some entertainment. l'm sure you'll find it amusing. 217 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,070 - (Gong sounds ) - Yes, that's what we need. 218 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,821 Some entertainment. 219 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:48,114 You'll have your Picture show, the wonderful magic lantern, 220 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,912 but first comes the stage show, 221 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,113 the jugglers, the Performing dogs, 222 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,914 the trained seals, 223 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,200 a little diversion to helP the night along. 224 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,704 Don't do anything foolish. Remember we have a guest. 225 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,712 Really, Mother! You must be joking. 226 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:17,348 (Man) l'm surPrised a beautiful girl like you hasn't gone into films. 227 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,105 lt just didn't haPPen, l guess. 228 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:22,850 (Woman) Are you sure? Maybe you're like that famous Hollywood star 229 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,144 who in her entire career which covered 230 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,150 30 years in Pictures and seven Oscar nominations 231 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,074 never once saw herself on screen. 232 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:33,820 - l just didn't have any talent for it. - With your looks and that body? 233 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:37,241 - Really? - What do you know about my body? 234 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,912 Don't tell me it hasn't occurred to you. 235 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:46,915 You don't exPect us to believe that you never gave the movies a thought. 236 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:50,551 - Are you PeoPle in the movies? - lsn't everyone? 237 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,381 - Well, not exactly. - But we're very interested in Pictures. 238 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:58,100 Yes, l think with a little exPerience, 239 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:01,895 a girl with your natural abilities could go a long way if she wanted to. 240 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,480 PerhaPs you'd enjoy seeing one of our films. 241 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,481 Yes, it's a very unusual Picture. 242 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,865 You might even call it an educational film. 243 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,658 A modern study in realism. l'm sure you'll find it interesting. 244 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,828 We could run it now if you like. 245 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,531 But first comes the live entertainment, right? 246 00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:24,251 (Man) Oh, for God's sake. (Woman) What's all this for? 247 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,547 Why, for laughs, Mother, like everything else. 248 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,083 That was very, very good. How did you do it? 249 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,212 lt's a trick, a simPle one really. 250 00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,470 All the best magic is essentially easy. 251 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,434 (Man) We know. (Boy) Reality is what's hard. 252 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,976 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, all the best magic is essentially easy. 253 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,522 (Girl) Everything's easy when you know how. 254 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,106 l have 52 cards, all of them different. 255 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:53,033 - Pick one, anyone you like. - (Man) Oh, come on, now! 256 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,075 (Boy) And now tear off a corner. 257 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,801 Do you know many tricks? 258 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,603 Thousands. He'd go on all night if we'd let him. 259 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:24,513 He was a very Precocious child, always into something. 260 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:28,148 l could never let him out of my sight for a moment. 261 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,769 You know how demanding sPecial talents can be. 262 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:33,575 The finest schools, 263 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,776 Private tutors, 264 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,950 the best that money could buy. 265 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:41,993 Couldn't have done more for him if he were my own son. 266 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:47,164 You seem a little beside yourself tonight. 267 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,040 ls that where l am? 268 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,758 Do some more magic, something sPectacular. 269 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,346 Maybe l could. However, l need a Partner. 270 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:02,849 - (Man) Haven't we had enough? - Will you helP me? 271 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,102 Avec Plaisir. 272 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:08,232 Now, ladies and gentlemen, a trick you haven't seen before. 273 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,064 a startling, mind-boggling revelation, 274 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,612 based on the secrets of the ancient eastern mystics. 275 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:20,321 Start the Projection at any Point, without PreParation, 276 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,412 without rehearsal. 277 00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:36,511 (Man) What? Where is she? 278 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,343 Turn on the lights. 279 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,551 (Man) All right. Enough is enough! 280 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:44,346 - Come on! - Where did you hide her? 281 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:48,808 - How should l know? - (Man) We'd better look for her. 282 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,602 (Woman) God knows where she is! 283 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,775 Yes. (Laughs ) 284 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,569 You go that way. 285 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:02,367 (Woman) Where is she? She has to be here somewhere. 286 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,490 (Man) This has gone far enough. 287 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,783 lt isn't funny anymore. 288 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:11,130 Most of the Passages are blind alleys that take you back where you started. 289 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:15,923 (Man) Are you out there? (Woman) Are you out there? 290 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,648 Oh, there you are. 291 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,410 Come on out. l've found you. 292 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:51,332 (Man) l was afraid this would haPPen. Once that kid gets started... 293 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,959 (Woman) We know you're here. Do you hear me? 294 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:56,751 Come on out! 295 00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:00,633 lt's dangerous uP here in the dark. 296 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,136 lf this is a joke, it's in very bad taste. 297 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,935 No one knows how many rooms there are. 298 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:16,935 Oh. 299 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,822 Where were you? 300 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:25,079 - We turned this Place uPside down. - l was here all the time. 301 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:28,656 For a minute there, l thought l was back at the carnival. 302 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,784 We were worried about you. 303 00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:34,039 lt's so big here, even we get lost sometimes. 304 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:37,256 We couldn't imagine what had haPPened. When he gets started... 305 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:40,338 You shouldn't encourage him. We should have warned you. 306 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,628 Now that we are all together again, 307 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,507 why don't we get on with the film? 308 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:48,804 - l'm looking forward to it. - No, it's filth. 309 00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:50,680 Disgusting! 310 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:53,435 Something they use to get themselves worked uP 311 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:56,188 because they can't, don't, do anything else. 312 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,395 - (Man) That's not true. - lsn't it? 313 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:01,899 Don't Pay any attention to those two. They always fight. 314 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:04,405 lt's nothing. Jealousy. 315 00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:08,201 My son is very highly strung, you know. Sensitive. 316 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:11,285 When he was three he had a divine vision of Saint Margaret. 317 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:16,837 Saw her as clear and real as if it were a movie, he said. 318 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:21,051 Saw the dragon swallow her, her resurrection. 319 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:24,048 Felt, he said, all the Pain, the fire, 320 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,090 the executioner's blade. 321 00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:29,344 After that he cried and trembled for days. 322 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:32,306 He's never been quite the same since. 323 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,645 He couldn't be comforted. 324 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,482 Ran a terrible fever. 325 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:39,065 For years l took him all over. 326 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,939 Got the finest advice. 327 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,865 My husband doesn't understand. 328 00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:48,076 - (Woman) lt's difficult, l guess. - Let's get on with the film. 329 00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:38,415 Ah, this is it. 330 00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:16,072 Did your son really see Saint Margaret? 331 00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:17,615 l don't know. 332 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:21,365 (Man) Maybe it was just an overdose of Little Red Riding Hood. 333 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:23,909 l mean, after all, it was his vision. 334 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:28,457 l did see Saint Margaret that morning. 335 00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:32,459 lt was very early. Devoured by filth. 336 00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:35,972 Like once at the zoo 337 00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:38,637 l saw a Python swallow a baby Pig whole. 338 00:33:39,936 --> 00:33:42,890 And l could see the body, the shaPe of it 339 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:45,893 going down the long, slimy length of him, 340 00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:49,145 swelling it out, inch by inch, 341 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,778 as the snake gradually crushed it. 342 00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:56,158 But the loving gentleness of her nature 343 00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:59,240 was so strong and Pure that it could not be destroyed. 344 00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:02,788 lt could not be sPoiled by the ugliness that was all around it. 345 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,753 And so, even when l saw her tormented, 346 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:07,421 tortured, 347 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:10,631 l knew that she had miraculously remained safe, 348 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:16,636 like Jonah kePt alive inside the belly of the whale. 349 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:19,552 PeoPle cried when l told them about it. 350 00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:21,677 Some laughed and didn't believe me 351 00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:24,481 and said it was evil to make uP things like that. 352 00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:28,022 But l did see her, so real l could reach out 353 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,859 and touch, 354 00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:32,560 feel his hairy scales, 355 00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:36,481 hear her screaming as the dragon swallowed her 356 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:39,025 and she was overcome by the sulPhurous fumes 357 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:40,704 as the monster snorted 358 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:43,452 and belched ashes and fire. 359 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,204 But she was unharmed by the flames 360 00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:49,787 and came uP out of them, unblemished and unsoiled, 361 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:53,623 more beautiful, somehow, than ever. 362 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,888 And l saw her ordeal and felt his hot, stinking breath on my body 363 00:34:58,014 --> 00:35:01,679 and the smell of charred flesh and burning hair was in my nostrils. 364 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:07,184 And l could see where his claws had riPPed oPen the flesh of her breasts 365 00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:10,233 and his teeth had torn into her. 366 00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:13,111 But she was restored to life 367 00:35:13,238 --> 00:35:15,361 and l saw her as she was later, 368 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:18,444 before she was condemned to death. 369 00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:21,530 The executioner came and l could feel the cold metal blade 370 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:24,450 as it sliced through the delicate flesh of her neck, 371 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,992 leaving a thin circle of blood there, 372 00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:32,916 like a narrow band of rubies. 373 00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:35,457 And l felt the Pain when she was killed finally 374 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:38,298 and the executioner tore off her head. 375 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:43,885 There was nothing but this great ugly gaPing hole where her head had been. 376 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:50,142 And then l felt the warmth of her blood, 377 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:53,270 like rain, 378 00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:58,648 blessing my trembling hands. 379 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,698 Who knows what he saw? 380 00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:12,411 Probably just made the whole thing uP to get attention. 381 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:15,299 l never believed a word of it myself. 382 00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:20,552 (Man) l don't understand this film. 383 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,088 - Who does? - He must have been fooling around. 384 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,217 Did you change these reels, huh? 385 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:27,593 As you said, utterly realistic. 386 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:29,389 (Woman) The best is yet to come. 387 00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:31,811 Where do they get the girls to make those films? 388 00:36:35,737 --> 00:36:37,445 l was wondering that myself. 389 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,648 This can't be the same film. 390 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:42,737 Remember you were running it backwards before we left. 391 00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:46,119 Maybe he Put it on at the wrong Place. lt haPPens. 392 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:49,866 - l ought to be getting back, really. - Er... no, stay. 393 00:36:51,169 --> 00:36:53,577 l'll get this straightened out, you'll see. 394 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:56,383 - This Picture's interesting. - A revelation. 395 00:36:56,508 --> 00:36:58,714 - l can't figure it out. - Some other time. 396 00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:01,132 No, l'll get this right if it kills me. 397 00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:33,957 (Boy continues to laugh hysterically) 398 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,397 Well, l'll be damned! 399 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,509 l've never seen a film like this before. 400 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,342 Oh, it's different all right. 401 00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:35,810 Oh, shut it off. lt's hoPeless. 402 00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:40,643 This Picture isn't as good as we thought it was going to be. 403 00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:44,065 Maybe we were mistaken. 404 00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:46,072 Maybe we were. 405 00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:54,119 ls there a second feature or shall l go now? 406 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,872 lt isn't as if we didn't have Plenty of room. 407 00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:59,459 After all, it isn't every night you get a chance 408 00:38:59,589 --> 00:39:01,795 to stay in a Place 7 00 years old 409 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:04,083 where the toilets really flush. 410 00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:10,840 Anything you can't find or need, just ring. 411 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,885 - Good night. - Good night. 412 00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:52,674 - Good morning. - So there you are. 413 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:55,212 l wasn't hiding. 414 00:41:55,348 --> 00:41:58,598 Maybe not but l was looking. You're different this morning? 415 00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,553 - l am? How? - lt's your hair. 416 00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,771 - l was hoPing you wouldn't notice. - l'd have to be blind. 417 00:42:03,898 --> 00:42:06,686 Or that if you did, at least you wouldn't mention it. 418 00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:09,609 (SPeeded-uP, distorted sPeech) 419 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,609 Good morning. 420 00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:17,361 - So there you are. - l wasn't hiding. 421 00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:20,572 Maybe not but l was looking. 422 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:23,079 This Place is beautiful. 423 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:26,160 - Do you always stay here. - How about you? 424 00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:59,202 (Girl) This looks like something out of an ltalian movie. 425 00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:08,086 You know, you're the first guest we've ever had here. 426 00:43:13,051 --> 00:43:15,506 Will the carnival stay long? 427 00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:17,629 lf there's business. 428 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,223 And if there isn't? 429 00:43:20,225 --> 00:43:22,264 What haPPens to you then, huh? 430 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:25,229 We fold and move along where there is. 431 00:43:25,355 --> 00:43:27,182 So you're... 432 00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:30,150 buffeted about by the tides of commerce, hm? 433 00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:31,984 lt's a gyPsy's life. 434 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:22,303 Have you really read them all? 435 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:23,972 No, not quite all. 436 00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:27,218 But since l own them, l don't have to read them, do l? 437 00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:29,759 Some of them l couldn't read if l tried. 438 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:33,016 Obscure languages and forgotten alPhabets. 439 00:45:33,149 --> 00:45:35,059 Like most collectors, 440 00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:39,060 l'm afraid Pride of ownershiP has rather gotten the uPPer hand. 441 00:45:39,155 --> 00:45:40,947 They're overwhelming. 442 00:45:41,991 --> 00:45:44,317 Er... to overwhelm, 443 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:47,453 to... weigh uPon overPoweringly, 444 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:49,573 to crush, to cover, 445 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,036 to bury beneath, 446 00:45:52,168 --> 00:45:54,457 to en... to engulf, 447 00:45:54,587 --> 00:45:57,125 to submerge. 448 00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:58,965 What are those? 449 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,469 Ahh! 450 00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:10,768 Who needs so many books, anyway? 451 00:46:11,896 --> 00:46:13,272 That's right! 452 00:46:14,941 --> 00:46:17,812 That's right. l can't even read some of them. 453 00:46:17,944 --> 00:46:19,355 You don't have to. 454 00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:24,073 - That's right. - That's right. 455 00:46:26,286 --> 00:46:27,863 You own them. 456 00:46:27,996 --> 00:46:29,953 lt's never wise to have too many ideas. 457 00:46:30,081 --> 00:46:32,703 One gets confused. They cancel each other out. 458 00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:36,712 Look at him. Look at him! 459 00:46:36,838 --> 00:46:37,869 Who? 460 00:46:38,006 --> 00:46:39,797 Her son. 461 00:46:39,924 --> 00:46:43,258 His head is... His head is crammed full of ideas 462 00:46:43,386 --> 00:46:44,964 but what does he know? 463 00:46:45,096 --> 00:46:46,377 (Laughs ) What? 464 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,135 Nothing! 465 00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:54,388 You saw the way he behaves. 466 00:46:55,231 --> 00:46:57,271 Magic tricks and childhood visions. 467 00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,102 At his age. 468 00:46:59,235 --> 00:47:01,561 l told him it was time to give uP all that nonsense 469 00:47:01,696 --> 00:47:03,938 about seeing Saint Margaret. 470 00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:08,525 Last year even the Church eliminated her name from the calendar of holy days 471 00:47:08,661 --> 00:47:13,074 because they said it was doubtful that the lady in question ever existed. 472 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,117 lt was in all the PaPers. 473 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,798 But he sticks to his story, 474 00:47:21,925 --> 00:47:24,380 even though he knows it can't Possibly be real. 475 00:47:36,731 --> 00:47:38,890 He doesn't even know... 476 00:47:48,618 --> 00:47:50,527 ...how good it feels... 477 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,201 ...to overwhelm... 478 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:05,958 ...to crush, to cover, to bury beneath his body... 479 00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:10,507 ...the sweet, tantalising, submissive, resPonsive, 480 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,685 fresh, warm, yielding body 481 00:48:14,811 --> 00:48:18,097 of a beautiful and exciting young... 482 00:48:27,323 --> 00:48:30,858 l knew when l saw you in the film that you'd be like this. 483 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:39,415 But l told you, l never made any films. 484 00:48:40,837 --> 00:48:42,462 Are you sure? 485 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:45,584 Well, 486 00:48:45,717 --> 00:48:49,501 sometimes l'm not even sure that l ride a motorcycle. 487 00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:54,714 lt's hard to remember exactly what haPPened such a long time ago. 488 00:48:54,851 --> 00:48:59,762 lt couldn't be that long ago. You're still...terribly young. 489 00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:04,186 l'm 1 55, remember? 490 00:49:05,487 --> 00:49:08,357 You're remarkably well Preserved. 491 00:49:09,866 --> 00:49:12,487 And l'm still a virgin, you know. 492 00:49:13,995 --> 00:49:16,782 Do you want me to believe that? 493 00:49:16,915 --> 00:49:21,327 Believe what you want. Don't you want me to be a virgin? 494 00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:24,166 Don't you want to be the first man? 495 00:50:43,585 --> 00:50:45,127 She says l'm imPotent. 496 00:50:46,046 --> 00:50:47,588 l know l'm not. 497 00:50:48,798 --> 00:50:51,336 But when she says it, l start to believe... 498 00:50:52,761 --> 00:50:54,504 ...it must be true. 499 00:50:56,389 --> 00:50:58,845 l don't think you're imPotent. 500 00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:06,807 l have a heart condition. 501 00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:10,641 lt isn't serious. 502 00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:24,663 l tend to overdo it, you know. 503 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:29,502 l drive myself too hard, l mean... Who needs it? 504 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:21,504 Did you come uP here because you thought l wouldn't find you, huh? 505 00:54:21,636 --> 00:54:23,629 Because l knew you would. 506 00:54:23,763 --> 00:54:28,057 Then it's lucky that from all the blind alleys and secret Passages 507 00:54:28,184 --> 00:54:30,889 l haPPened to choose the right stairway. 508 00:54:31,021 --> 00:54:34,021 l left a thread of hoPe to guide you through the labyrinth. 509 00:54:34,149 --> 00:54:35,691 l should have known. 510 00:54:35,817 --> 00:54:37,857 l thought it was only cobwebs. 511 00:54:37,986 --> 00:54:40,358 That's Probably all it was. 512 00:54:40,488 --> 00:54:42,730 And l thought you were avoiding me. 513 00:54:42,866 --> 00:54:46,365 - Why should l want to do that? - You shouldn't, but l thought you did. 514 00:54:46,494 --> 00:54:48,902 - You were mistaken. - All right. 515 00:54:49,039 --> 00:54:51,327 l thought we understood each other better. 516 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,703 And don't we still? 517 00:55:05,347 --> 00:55:07,672 We were... mistaken. 518 00:55:07,807 --> 00:55:09,551 This isn't the same girl. 519 00:55:09,684 --> 00:55:11,677 But last night you were so certain. 520 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,389 This girl's a virgin, l tell you. 521 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:20,684 - ls? - Was. 522 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:22,362 The library's a mess. 523 00:55:27,577 --> 00:55:30,661 Her virginity is as imaginary as your virility. 524 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:34,787 You can get blood out of an illusion. 525 00:55:34,918 --> 00:55:38,168 - Don't be too sure. - l tell you, it's the same girl. 526 00:55:39,631 --> 00:55:41,873 l recognised her the very moment l saw her. 527 00:55:44,094 --> 00:55:46,003 (Girl) Do you think that it is? 528 00:55:54,062 --> 00:55:55,686 l think that it can't be. 529 00:55:57,065 --> 00:56:01,691 - l don't know what to think any more. - But that's only a girl in a film. 530 00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:06,446 And what a girl in a film does isn't really haPPening, not to her. 531 00:56:07,701 --> 00:56:09,777 - Not to me. - But to me. 532 00:56:09,911 --> 00:56:11,785 (Girl) When you watch it. 533 00:56:11,913 --> 00:56:15,080 (Boy) But when l am watching it, it seems too real. 534 00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:16,868 That's the best Part. 535 01:06:32,534 --> 01:06:34,776 She's just a carnival tramP. 536 01:06:34,911 --> 01:06:37,484 lf you say so. 537 01:06:37,622 --> 01:06:40,742 l don't know why we are making such a fuss over a common whore. 538 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:42,411 Well, as they always say, 539 01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:44,417 it takes one to know one. 540 01:06:49,926 --> 01:06:53,591 l'm not now, nor have l ever been, a common whore. 541 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:57,470 - No? Then tell me where l met you. - Are you sure we're ready for that? 542 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,943 Oh, yes. l remember very distinctly the way we met. 543 01:07:16,161 --> 01:07:20,028 lt was at a very elegant, very select Party. 544 01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,623 Surely you remember. 545 01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,786 lt was at Saint TroPez, 546 01:07:24,919 --> 01:07:27,292 just right after the war. 547 01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:32,967 l remember you remarked about... how severely the town was damaged. 548 01:07:33,094 --> 01:07:35,846 l had just come back from school. 549 01:07:35,972 --> 01:07:38,261 ln Switzerland. l knew your sister. 550 01:07:38,391 --> 01:07:40,265 How do you exPlain the boy wonder? 551 01:07:44,189 --> 01:07:45,813 l don't exPlain him at all. 552 01:07:50,695 --> 01:07:53,732 - l don't exPlain him at all. - l found you in a waterfront crib. 553 01:07:53,865 --> 01:07:56,356 So close to the docks, l can still smell the stink 554 01:07:56,493 --> 01:07:58,781 of the fish in the Pitch and the disinfectant. 555 01:08:06,127 --> 01:08:08,665 So we've all seen some bad times. 556 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:48,161 - l never! - You were desPerate. 557 01:09:07,188 --> 01:09:11,233 Sex has always been a source of great discomfort to me, 558 01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:14,562 but l've tried to endure it for the sake of our marriage. 559 01:09:14,696 --> 01:09:18,279 Those intimacies that you felt to be your right and Privilege! 560 01:09:18,408 --> 01:09:22,619 lt was with rejoicing that l greeted the onset of your imPotency. 561 01:09:22,746 --> 01:09:25,497 l'm not now nor have l ever been imPotent. 562 01:09:25,582 --> 01:09:27,491 Yes, you are. 563 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,579 What's worse, you have a bad heart. You have to take it easy. 564 01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:32,669 Slow and easy. 565 01:09:32,797 --> 01:09:36,083 - Ask her if l'm imPotent. - l don't care what she says. 566 01:09:36,217 --> 01:09:38,009 She'd lie just to Please you. 567 01:09:38,094 --> 01:09:40,466 All whores are notorious liars. You know that. 568 01:09:40,597 --> 01:09:43,302 l found you in a whorehouse. 569 01:09:43,433 --> 01:09:44,844 You were sick, 570 01:09:44,976 --> 01:09:47,681 eaten uP with infection, and your kid was starving. 571 01:09:47,812 --> 01:09:50,138 lf l hadn't come along, you would have died. 572 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:52,100 lt was an act of mercy. 573 01:09:52,233 --> 01:09:56,397 For which you have my undying ingratitude. 574 01:09:57,447 --> 01:10:00,282 No good deed goes unPunished. 575 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,698 Did you make it with her? 576 01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:07,704 - Who? - Your carnival virgin. 577 01:10:09,709 --> 01:10:11,702 What virgin? 578 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:05,612 - l'm not like that. - No, you're not like that. 579 01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:10,570 But l must admit, l have exPerienced few really tender moments in my life. 580 01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:13,247 (Girl) Tell me about yourself. 581 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:17,249 When l was 1 3, 582 01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:19,704 l ran away from home and joined the circus. 583 01:12:19,839 --> 01:12:20,919 The circus? 584 01:12:23,176 --> 01:12:24,754 A carnival. 585 01:12:24,886 --> 01:12:28,385 A dinky little one-horse show where even the freaks were fake. 586 01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:30,803 There are Plenty of authentic freaks around. 587 01:12:30,934 --> 01:12:32,725 They could have had real ones. 588 01:12:34,354 --> 01:12:36,311 And then? 589 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,183 l don't know. 590 01:12:38,316 --> 01:12:40,854 l wasn't esPecially good at anything. 591 01:12:42,862 --> 01:12:45,899 For a while, l tried to make it as a dancer. 592 01:12:48,910 --> 01:12:51,531 One morning l woke uP and found myself Pregnant. 593 01:12:51,663 --> 01:12:52,908 His? 594 01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:55,289 - My husband? - Yes. 595 01:12:58,253 --> 01:13:00,495 All this was before, 596 01:13:00,630 --> 01:13:04,165 back at the time of the Punic Wars or something. 597 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:05,296 Well... 598 01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:09,340 after that things went from worse to rotten. 599 01:13:09,472 --> 01:13:11,346 l mean... 600 01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:12,885 it was rough. 601 01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:15,476 What did you do? 602 01:13:17,022 --> 01:13:18,848 lt doesn't matter. 603 01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:20,559 What matters, 604 01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:23,017 when you're really uP against it, 605 01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:25,192 is to get by, 606 01:13:25,321 --> 01:13:26,436 somehow. 607 01:15:15,932 --> 01:15:17,426 Who are you, anyway? 608 01:15:17,559 --> 01:15:19,847 l'm the girl from the carnival. 609 01:15:19,978 --> 01:15:21,223 Oh, yes. 610 01:15:21,354 --> 01:15:22,932 (Girl) Remember? 611 01:15:23,064 --> 01:15:25,223 You brought me here for a Party. 612 01:19:08,039 --> 01:19:12,251 (Woman) Life from time to time has dealt harshly with most of us. 613 01:19:12,377 --> 01:19:14,168 (Man) And that kid of yours. 614 01:19:14,295 --> 01:19:16,703 Pale and scared and already crazy. 615 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:21,051 (Woman) Science has established the imPortance of a balanced diet 616 01:19:21,177 --> 01:19:24,131 in cases suggestive of mental retardation 617 01:19:24,264 --> 01:19:26,885 but if we don't have vitamins... 618 01:19:27,017 --> 01:19:29,175 there's always fantasy. 619 01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:52,765 God knows who his father was. 620 01:20:54,729 --> 01:20:56,140 Yes. 621 01:21:14,624 --> 01:21:15,905 Who has the gun? 622 01:21:37,522 --> 01:21:39,064 l wonder what haPPened to her. 623 01:21:40,942 --> 01:21:43,611 When she was 1 3 she ran away with the circus. 624 01:21:43,737 --> 01:21:46,737 - The circus? - Carnival. 625 01:21:46,865 --> 01:21:50,150 A dinky little one-horse show. Even the freaks weren't real. 626 01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:54,235 - And God knows, there are Plenty... - Unless... you believe in freaks. 627 01:21:55,206 --> 01:21:57,033 That makes the difference. 628 01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:58,661 - l wonder... - (Man) What? 629 01:21:58,793 --> 01:22:00,453 lf we went back to the carnival. 630 01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:04,419 PeoPle don't stay the same from one moment to the next. 631 01:22:04,549 --> 01:22:07,716 Things change. That's the only thing you can count on. 632 01:22:07,802 --> 01:22:09,594 Like Saint Margaret. 633 01:22:10,764 --> 01:22:13,255 Cast among the doubtful saints. 634 01:22:13,391 --> 01:22:15,348 So where does that leave us? 635 01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:18,597 ln the dark. 636 01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:22,430 That's where we start and that's where we finish, hm? 637 01:22:22,567 --> 01:22:26,150 ln between it's just a game of... hide and seek. 638 01:24:58,348 --> 01:25:01,053 (Actress ) l must say, l find this Picture rather crude. 639 01:25:01,184 --> 01:25:04,719 (Actor) One day you'll learn that crudity is in the eye of the beholder. 640 01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:10,724 (Actor) l wonder if they're enjoying it or if they're only Pretending, 641 01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:12,652 faking. 642 01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:16,230 (Actress ) Why would anyone let herself be PhotograPhed like that? 643 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:19,450 (Actor) Like what? (Actress ) One of those things. 644 01:25:24,207 --> 01:25:26,959 (Actress ) The return of Therese and lsabelle. 645 01:25:30,964 --> 01:25:32,873 (Actor) Wouldn't you do those things? 646 01:25:33,008 --> 01:25:35,925 (Actress ) l might but certainly not in front of a camera. 647 01:25:36,052 --> 01:25:37,463 (Actor) Don't be too sure. 648 01:25:45,311 --> 01:25:47,351 Don't take it so seriously. 649 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,307 lt's only a film. 650 01:25:49,441 --> 01:25:51,267 (Actor) A double feature at that. 651 01:25:57,323 --> 01:25:59,482 - Like it? - (Actress ) Not much. 652 01:25:59,617 --> 01:26:01,824 lt's just like all the others. 653 01:26:01,953 --> 01:26:04,325 (Actor) No, this one's different. You'll see. 654 01:26:07,876 --> 01:26:11,375 l wonder where they find the girls to make these things. 655 01:26:11,504 --> 01:26:13,711 Hmm. Prostitutes, Probably. 656 01:26:31,691 --> 01:26:35,641 (Actress ) The girls in the Picture, they're Probably just Prostitutes. 657 01:26:46,247 --> 01:26:48,039 We've seen enough. 658 01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:51,416 (Actor) What's the matter? Aren't you enjoying the film? 659 01:26:51,544 --> 01:26:55,163 lf you want l could switch it onto high speed. 660 01:26:55,298 --> 01:26:58,299 l thought maybe later we'd run it backwards. 661 01:26:58,426 --> 01:27:00,466 Have you seen these Pictures in reverse? 662 01:27:00,595 --> 01:27:02,718 Only about a thousand times. 663 01:27:02,847 --> 01:27:05,635 - Come on. - We don't want to be late. 664 01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:08,684 - The last time it goes on is midnight. - Let's go. 665 01:27:08,812 --> 01:27:11,018 - OK, where to? - You'll see. 666 01:27:11,147 --> 01:27:14,848 - lt will be a surPrise. - Oh, good. l love surPrises. 667 01:27:14,984 --> 01:27:17,606 As long as they're good surPrises. 668 01:27:17,737 --> 01:27:19,564 Can you guarantee it? 52302

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