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A woman's wedding should be the most blissful and important event in her life

But our weddings ended up destroying our bond

Yes. We joined the TV show not only to win the honeymoon trip.

but also to prevent the other from winning

Husband, you're mine!

Get out of my way!

Marry me! Please!

No

Get back here!

Thanks to all the pretty brides-to-be for joining us today

Bride Wars

How explosive will your wedding be? Tell us your marriage story!

Every week, the two fiercest brides will battle head-to-head!

The winner will go on an all-inclusive trip to Italy!

To explore the romantic Verona,

birthplace of Romeo and Juliet

But only the fiercest and most astute contestant

Will be able to claim our Grand Prize

Earn it if you yearn it!

Let's welcome Bride-to-be #1 and her wild story

Hi everyone! I'm #1

People call me Ma Li, The Hot Chili

Hi everyone. I'm He Jing

People call me... He Jing

What exactly is your relationship?

Rivals!

Love rivals, fighting over the same guy?!

No. We're fighting over our wedding

Over your wedding?

Ladies and gentleman!

Our show is off to a dramatic start already!

Tell us your story!

Before we were rivals, not only were we BFFs,

but till-death-do-us-part-BFFs

I remember when i was 11-years-old,

my parents sent me to a performing arts school in Chengdu

Dad! I don't want to learn dancing anymore!

Don't leave me!

All parents have high expectation for their kids

I didn't actually want to leave home

Have some chocolate!

My mom says that chocolate will always cheer you up

That was the first time i met her

I'm He Jing. And you?

I'm Ma Li

Let's be friends!

No! Let's be the best of friends!

From that day on, we were inseparable

We ate and danced together

W were each other's mental support

We attended our very first wedding at the Garden of Romance

It was unforgettable!

- Let me go first! - I want to go first too!

Please! Just let me be first!

Okay!

That moment cast a spell on us teenage girls

A perfect marriage could only start with a wedding there

When we grow up, let's get married there

Sure!

I can't put this on!

Use this!

- It's beautiful! - I'll help you put it on

Time flew by quickly, and soon we graduated

You still stuck together as best friends afterwards?

That's right. We lived together after graduating

I believe every girl who learns ballet

aspires to be the White Swan one day

But reality always reduces one's dreams

to wishful fantasies

Ma Ling and I never became great ballet dances

Now i'm just a dance teacher,

but Ma Li completely gave up on dancing

She runs her own business now

Born a Virgo, she's a perfectionist!

She can't tolerate any "dislikes"

Honey, "Like" us after your purchase!

(Like!)

Yeah!

We endured penniless winters together.

without any heating

Whenever we fell out of love,

it feels like we both had a bad case of the flu

In fact, the best breakup cure for a woman is...

Shopping!

Women as aspecies must surrender to desire

- Max out credit cards -Gorge on gourmet delicacies

Watch two epic tear-jerkers back-to-back

Then sleep for twenty hours straight

That's how to best relieve post-breakup symptoms

With a BFF, the length of the recovery period is halved

Reduced to three days max!

On the fourth day, when you wake up.

- Treat yourself to a sauna - Get a manicure

- Change your hairstyle - Try on new outfits

Be reborn!

Once again, the world belongs to us,

she's no longer bound to any one man

until she finds...

The One meant for her

Are you alright?

So handsome!

Why photograph me?

You have the face of a movie star

Gorgeous

There are only two kinds of love

Instant frenemies,

or love at first sight

I'm runnin'

Let the wind and the sun in

We gotta get our fun in

So many things to do

Then when i see you

The others they all wanna be you

You smile at the ground and you seem to

Shuffle your feet to the beat

We are all skipping to the sound, oh baby

Look at what we've found... we found

(Kevin loves Jing forever!)

Cool runnin'

We a hummin'

And i'm a lovin'

What we've found... we found

So. You. Want me to show

How far will i go

To find my way to you

I'll be climbing

Step by step to be finding

Your smile just like a diamond

Cupid has been kind to us these past few years

They were the happiest days of our lives

But time can also be cruel

And soon we reached the age to marry

When are we starting?

Now! Now! Ready?

Ready!

This card means?

You will get divorced at least three times!

No way!

- Just three times? - Only three times?

Your turn!

No big deal!

Not lucky in love!

It basically says you'll never get married

Sometimes i think being a spinster wouldn't be so bad

A spinster? No way! Maybe you can marry me!

(Mom calling)

Mom?

Li, you're already 28!

When are you getting married?

(Dad calling)

Hey, dad

Jing, listen to your father. You must marry this year

What?

Listen to me. If you don't get married... you'll...

Tell her that i cunsulted a feng-shui master

Your mom consulted a feng-shui master

Your dad's health...

is ailing

If you don't get married by the age of 28

- you'll... - Have terrible karma!

You'll have bad karma and be alone forever!

Really?

Yes! Get out there and get yourself married

Or you'll become expired yogurt. Who's gonna eat you up?

Jing, I spent the whole night thinking about it

Yogurt only tastes good after you've let it age and ferment.

right?

Yes. That's fair enough

Maybe we should propose to our boyfriends

No way! We'll lose face!

Is face that important?

Of course! You can break your neck, but never lose face! Never!

Don't you know that?

Not again

I swear, I'll blow up the next person that sends me a wedding invitation

The fifth time this month!

We're now certified bachelorettes

That's way too extravagant

Are you kidding?

Everyone in the universe, welcome to this most romantic exquisite wedding

On behalf of the bride and groom,

I express thier gratitude to all of today's guests

Quick! Now! Time to get to work!

Brothers!

Their happiness depends on us to kickstart it

Happiness will surely follow

So overdone!

So cheesey!

Stop!

All the single ladies, please step forward!

Are you anxiously looking for a husband?

Be brave and line up!

Come on! Don't be shy!

- Are you ready? - Are you ready?

It's mine!

- Are you alright? - Still alive?

- Are you okay? - Can you get up?

What should we do now?

We've got the bouquet

Does that mean they'll propose soon?

Didn't we get half each?

Maybe it's a message from above instructing us...

To propose to our boyfriends?

Let's do it!

Go!

Go!

(Be my hubby!)

(Be my hubby!)

(Be my hubby!)

(Be my Hubby!)

(Be my hubby!)

(Be my hubby!)

(Be my hubby!)

Help me!

Help!

Jing! Jing!

Are you alright?

I'm not dead?

Don't be silly! Of course you're not

If I die, I can't be with you

Jing. Don't be silly. Okay?

Don't die!

I haven't married you yet!

You're marrying me?

Yes, I am

No turning back!

Guaranteed!

Okay! Deal!

- What deal? - Deal!

Deal!

Luo Dan, you have 13 seconds to decide

I'm marrying you. Silence means you agree

13!

You agree?!

Keep your word!

All of you are our witnesses!

The pineapple buns are on me today!

(Getting married!)

Okay! Perfect pose! Gorgeous!

You see her? She's my bride!

Hey. Eyes on your own bride!

Hello, Dad

Li, have you told your husband about the 1million wedding dowery?

1 million?!

Dad, that's too much. His family isn't rich

Half a million is the bottom line, Okay?

Maybe not a villa,

but a one-bedroom downtown apartment is the minimum, right?

Dad, are you selling your own daughter?

I don't care if he has a condo, a car, or cash

Even if he only has his boxer shorts left, i'll be his husband!

I mean, wife!

Dad, i'm hanging up now

I'm busy! Busy! Bye-bye!

Honey, where's my lunchbox?

Right here. I've made your favorite sweet and sour pork

Let's go!

Boss,

I heard you're getting married

This is my wedding gift to you (Prenuptial Aggrement)

I have one small life goal

to not get divorced in this lifetime

Have you heard about our boss's fiancee, that Ms. He?

Flat-chested! Can't even dance

I hear she has the most vulgar taste

Can't believe our boss picked her

- Unbelievable! - Oh my god

Miss

Hey

We're here

Hubby!

Oh you're here. You suprised me

What are you up to?

(Prenuptial Agreement)

Working on the blueprint for the new hotel

To be honest,

these guys' designs never match my standard

Not even for the client

Honey, I'm drawing up a design for our new home,

but some more changes are needed

Why?

Don't you think our living room is a bit small?

As brides-to-be, we should have been marching towards happiness

But thanks to a lousy wedding planner, we got derailed

Are they trustworthy? What kind of name is "Love Limited"?

My friend recommended them. 20% discount

That should ease Luo Dan's burden, right?

Hey, I'll pay for it if he can't afford it!

That's what gender equality means

What i mean is earning money isn't easy for everyone

Have you got pre-wedding jitters?

Welcome!

Welcome to the worlds best wedding planning company

And I am the best wedding planner on Earth

Please call me Sir... Alexander!

- Nice to meet you! - Take a seat!

Oh yes! We're not called Love Limited

It's LOVE!... Limited

Please!

I've read your profiles. Your both getting married this year

Nice

Both of you want to book the Garden of Romance

Very nice! But...

I'm sorry to tell you... completely impossible!

This is the hottest year for weddings

The Garden of Romance was booked up 3 years ago

No! Getting married there was our childhood dream

Non-negotiable!

If you were asking anybody, it would be impossible. But...

Fortunately, you found me! Sir Alexander!

I have precisely two slots available

One is on June 10. The other one is three times the price!

Because it's on May 20

520! Wo-ai-ni! I love you! I want it!

Such financial abandonment! I love you girls already

You need to discuss with your fiances first?

No need!

Great! So who is taking June 10?

Rock, paper, scissors!

Rock, paper, Scissors!

- I won! - I should have played "rock"

Ma Li, emotions are just like this blouse

If it gets dirty, dry it out in the sun and all's well

Being a June bride is good too

My sun won't shine without 520

The sky will be gloomy forever

I want 520 too, but...

Okay, you can have it

520 is a bit expensive for me anyway

I'll be the June bride

Really? You're giving it to me?!

Swipe it! 520 is mine!

A good day like 520 deserves a beautiful bride like you

(Over limit. Please contact card center)

Your credit card is over it's limit!

Impossible!

Take a look!

Swipe mine!

You're paying for her? That's a lot of money

Oh. You really are best friends

From that day on, wedding preperations became our life

Invitation card designs, creating wedding hall ambience,

Table arrangements, the selection of music.

Even the choice of wedding candies. There were so many decisions

Of course, the holy grail,

that special something that makes or breaks the wedding

is the dress

For most women, a wedding dress is more than just a gown

it's her teenage dream come true, a symbol of happiness,

an extravagant luxury, and most of all

a priceless piece of art

This is so perfect! Diamond waistline!

Low-cut, waist-slimming, 10 chiffon layers. Try it on!

Gorgeous. So stunning! It suits you perfectly!

But there's a snag

- What snag? - Come here

I'm missing some weight on my chest

Can it be altered?

This dress is a handmade, limited edition

I'm sorry, we can't make alterations

What a pity! It suits you perfectly

Look at this

Ma Li, try it on!

- No! - Come on!

- You picked it first - It's ok. You'll look great!

It looks fantastic on you!

You're the prettiest bride ever!

Really?

Super stunning!

Maybe it's not right for me

Let's look at some other brands

The two happiest decisions in a woman's life are...

the right husband, the right wedding dress

This is your chance

Congratulations! You are our10,000th bride

We can give you a 50% discount on this limited edition!

Yes! I'm taking it!

Thank you!

Alexander is calling you

- Hello? - Yes?

- What? - What?

Sorry

What happened?

We've made a terrible mistake

This is the biggest blunder LOVE! Limited has ever made

Say it!

We only booked one wedding slot, May 20th

What?! What can we do?

What's your problem?

We are so sorry!

If apologies could fix everything, why do we need laws?

Let me explain

Your credit card was maxed out

So, you swipe hers

My assistant Nana thought that

one card meant one wedding

By the time I noticed,

the Garden of Romance had given June 10th away

Any other dates left?

Dec 7th

- No problem! I'll take it - Dec 7th is good too!

I'll take Dec 7th!

Isn't December a bit cold?

No problem. I'm taking it!

It's actually Dec 7th in three years time

What?

- Jing, Jing. It's okay - No!

A master said

I must marry this year or die alone!

I'll marry you

Marry yourself!

Me too! My dad's health is getting worse! I need to cheer him up

I'll be your dad!

Be your own dad!

Stop! Stop! I'm just kidding!

This is definitly our fault

Calm down! Calm down!

Don't forget!

I am Sir Alexander!

I'll come up with a solution, okay?

What solution?

Nana!

What solution?

Nana!

- Get back in here! - How could you do that?

Jing, you love European romanticism, right?

You and Kevin could have a wedding in Europe

Makes sense for a cultured couple like you

His parents are very traditional. A formal Chinese wedding is a must

Mum's master said that

I must get married this year

I don't want to worry her

True...

How's your 520 wedding going? Over budget yet?

What is I take the May 20th slot from you?

- No way - Excuse me, ladies!

I'm already promoting that date on my online store

All of my products will have a mega sale on that day

Awesome. Profiting from your wedding!

It was smart of you to switch to business

Why do you sound so mean?

- Do I? - Yes

- You think too much - You think too little

In what way?

My dad's health is getting worse. He's really sick

I must cover his medical bills

and still make the wedding perfect

You think that's easy for me?

It's a rare chance to cheer my parents up

Is your dad actually sick?

What's that suppose to mean?!

You think I'd use my dad as an excuse?

Remember our friendship contract?

Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us. No deception!

We've been friends for more than ten years. You still don't get me?

Right, right. Okay, okay

Calm down!

Both of us should come to our senses and...

think of the perfect solution

Jing, do you want to try this restaurant's chocolate cake?

Remember you told me that girls should eat more chocolate

More chocolate, more happiness

More happiness, more radiance

I'm so annoyed

Does Ma Li think I'll give in to her again?

Why hasn't Jing contacted me? It's been a few days

Actually, we can get married in Hainan Island

No!

You've been friends with Ma Li for so long

You know she always wants to win

And you have a serious case of "nice girl syndrome"

Is it that serious?

Terminal stage. Incurable

I know he best!

He Jing is too generous

She always puts others before herself

How about you?

Sometimes I think we need to take a step back

Why does it always have to be me?!

This is once in a lifetime for me. No way

It's Ma Li's Dad

Congratulations, Jing!

Thank you, Uncle!

Hello Auntie!

Congratulations. Jing Told me you're getting married

Thank you, Auntie!

Jing is getting married too. Congratulations to you, Auntie!

Ma Li said you were not feeling well. Are you getting better?

Don't listen to her! I just won a martial arts championship!

How could I be sick?

I see... Good to know

She said you had her fortune told

She must marry this year or be single forever

Single forever? She must be kidding!

I never had her fortune told

Oh! Great!

Bye!

Ma Li, you phoney!

Single forever!

How dare He Jing lie to me for her wedding!

How could she use her father like that?

She's gone too far!

She;s never lied to me before!

Check please!

You finally revealed your true self, you liar!

You remember our friendship contract?

Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us. No deception!

Have you kept your promise?

Are you really asking me that?

Stop pretending! You are the liar!

You're the hypocrite

Oh right, not everybody can handle the perfect wedding dress

Women lacking curves can only stare with envy

Not everybody can afford the perfect diamond wedding ring

- My fiance got me this - Stunning!

VVS1 clarity. Color grade E

3.5 carats!

Come on! Weddings are about happiness, not showing off!

Luo Dan has given up everything

to give me the perfect wedding

Have you heard this before?

The first man has $100,000 and gives you it all

The second man has $1,000,000 but only gives you $100,000

Who would you marry?

The first one

Luo Dan is the first type

I'm afraid Kevin is the second

Don't judge my happiness with your limited brain cells

True. I should use all my brain cells to plan my wedding

Congratulations

May 20th. Wo-ai-ni. I love you

The best day of the year. Everyone must come

- All of you have to come! - Must come!

Save the date. Please come

No, this is a mistake

You too

Didn't we agree to wait?

Agreements mean nothing to a liar!

Ma Li, shame on you!

You betrayed our friendship, Stop pretending!

Jing, you're shameless, ruthless,

brainless and flat-chested!

Don't forget that i grew up eating chillies

You think I'm easily scared?

I've always given in to you. But not anymore

Listen! Ma Li! From today onwards, I'm done with you!

I'm going to arrange my own wedding. This is a declaration of war!

You haven't won since we were kids

This won't be any different!

Come on! Music!

You're giving up already?

You don't even have a venue for your wedding!

Alexander! I'm confirmed for 520!

I'll never let you have it!

You gave it to me already!

It's on my credit card!

Who cares? All that matters is the bride's name!

And it's me Ma Li!

So? I'm telling you I'm getting married too

This is a once in a lifetime! I won't give in!

Let's see what you've got

Bring it on!

- Change it! - Give it to me!

Give it back! You can't change it here!

Stop! I have a solution!

- It's all your fault! - Quiet!

Look at me!

- Gross - What's that?

Can't two BFFs remain calm in my office?

Have faith in me! I'm Sir Alexander!

There's only one venue,

but I can magically fit everyone inside

Both os you will have your own show

Compromising is fine

But we are no longer BFFs!

I didn't ask you to move out

Your husband pays the rent. We don't want to owe you anything

Actually, I think the same date and the same hotel is good

Yes, I agree

We should sit down and discuss it

- There's no need to fight - You don't get it

I paid for this dress too, you can't take it away

I bought it

- It's mine - It's mine

- Honey - Stop it. Don't fight

It's yours now. Yours!

- We don't want it anymore - Stop! You're making things worse

- You're the one making it worse - This cup was from that time you got dumped

Watch out

Sorry

ROMEO AND JULIET, Special limited edition

We queued 3 hours for it!

Don't fight. Stop!

Let go!

They tore it

Keep it! Keep it!

This picture. You want it or not?

I want it too

Your masterpiece

Why did you make it so ugly?

Because your face is so huge

Don't you know your face is huge?

Leave it

Stop it!

Stop it! Come on!

Go on. But once you leave, don't ever come back!

My teddy bear

Take it with you

I wish you the worst wedding in the world!

Take care of your own wedding

Are you threatening me?

Who could threaten you? Remember? You are Super Ma-Li-o

- We'll see - We'll see

Leave

She really left

Gone

You

(Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us)

(No Deception! Friends forever!)

Will we still be best friends in 10 years?

Let's make a promise contract on our graduation certificates

(Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us. No deception!)

(Friends forever!)

Our relationship was like a hand-knit sweater,

so entwined,

just pulling on a single thread could unravel it

Because we are now at war

and our common friends don't want to take side

so there's now a maid of honor crisis

It's been so long, I've missed you so much!

No, not a mere bridesmaid. Maid of honor! I'm getting married!

Who am I? I sat in front of you in 6th grade, remember?

I was voted the prettiest girl in class. you were the ugliest

Hello?

So forgetful!

Yes, yes, yes

You're my uncle's wife's cousin's cousin's daughter

Of course you're at the top of my list for maid of honor

Widowed!

Delivery service!

Bro Xiaorou! You look handsome today!

But you're 5 hours late

Who told you to move?

I'm not blaming you. Don't be so sensitive

You better not be!

Being a courier is not a safe job

for a hot guy like you

I'm strong!

Sis Xiaobai!

You have the best figure I've seen

But I think you need a maid of honor dress to best show it off

Why do I need it?

Because I'm getting married!

I just got dumped. You know that

Now you're flaunting your own happiness. So inconsiderate?

Maid of honor? Any perks?

Higher pay and better benefits

No dress!

You have to!

No dress!

But I might look more gorgeous than you

Maid of honor is a really difficult job

The bride's job is to clear the way for her maid of honor!

So sincere? Throw in two crates of fine wine

It's a deal!

- Deal! - Okay!

Welcome

to LOVE! Limited's exclusive area for VVVIPs

- For real?! - Come with me!

Welcome to LOVE! Limited's finest wine cellar

Choose your favorite wine!

It's killing me... It's crazy

Wait, wait, wait...

This one

- I also highly recommend these two - Wonderful

Try whatever you want today - This is good

- But... - I'll give you a "like"

all the wines you try will be put on your bill

We've picked the red wine

We've made a decision. No need for the white, or for beer

- No need - Okay

No problem

Just let me know your final decision

- Yes, sure - Oh, one more thing

A little hiccup with the music. DJ Bulldog isn't available

But why? He agreed to come

Another client outbid you, so he's spinning for them instead

But I'm not at liberty to disclose the client's name

Obviously it's Super Ma-Li-o!

Excuse me. I have to take this call

Hello, Yes!

- I've been waiting for you! - I'm here! I'm here!

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Come here! We'll check out the cakes, the cakes!

I thought we were looking at the wines? - No

Cake first. Cake first!

The cakes will melt, Come on, they're waiting!

Welcome to LOVE! Limited's cake world

Pick the perfect cake for your perfect wedding!

Everything you see is edible!

Even this?

That's me. Are you so cruel as to eat me?

Go on! Take a bite! Try it all!

These are baked especially for us by 1001 Bakery. They're amazing!

Delicious!

How did you know Ma Li stole DJ Bulldog?

Because I'm a woman! And what's a woman's best trait?

Intuition!

Right! I think so too

Jing, don't listen to that alcoholic

What did you say?

Who else would need a DJ on the same day?

What are you doing? Stop it

DJ Bulldog can't come

Great. He was too expensive anyway!

So today, just pick any cake you like

What does He Jing's cake look like?

Take care of your own wedding. Pick a cake that you really like!

I don't care! My cake just has to be different from hers!

I want a 7-tier white chocalate cake

with petals and black truffle embellishments

Excellent choice. Don't worry!

She would never pick such a lavish cake

She said she wants a cake that is minimal but not too simple

Try whatever you want,

but all the cakes you try today will go on your bill

Let me just check on something

Drop it. Stop eating!

She knows I love that DJ. Why would she do this to me?

Does she really think she is Super Ma-Li-o shooting fireballs?

What he said must've come from He-Jing

The tone, phrasing, vocabulary. Everything is so He-Jing

She must be talking behind my back

If she is Super Ma-Li-o, you should be Wonder He Jing. Okay?

Wonder He Jing!

Indeed she's just jealous

She's jealous of my eloquence, body, brains, and big breasts

That's what she calls being best friends forever?

- So true! - This is too much!

Ma Li, you are so cruel. I'll show you no mercy!

- I'm going to take her down! - For sure!

I said stop eating, okay?

Honey. Don't waste your energy. It's time for bed

Just a second

He Jing, we'll see who's stronger

Hurry up and tear off my clothes!

Master, I'm coming!

What are you doing dear?

I'm sorting through the bills

Morning, honey!

What are you doing, sweetie?

Take a guess!

He Jing!

Miss! Where are you going?

Inside

I can't let you enter without a membership card

I just stepped out, but left my bag inside

Oh, please go in

Thank you

Miss He, I'm going to give you the ultimate skincare procedure

I need to be the most beautiful bride ever...

to crush Ma Li under my foot!

No problem. Count on me

I will make you the prettiest bride in the world

We can do that!

Let's begin

Sorry to keep you waiting

How do you want your hair done?

I want your best hair treatment

My hair needs to glow like the sun on my wedding day!

No problem! Give me a minute to check the palette

He Jing! You and I are going to finish this here!

I was just returning the favor! Smurflette!

If you lose...

If you lose, no wedding

Remember what you're saying!

- Fight, honey! - Fight, honey!

Don't be like that, sweetie

Right

Don't punch my face. Tomorrow is my wedding phot shoot

Remember to smile

Hey, men are nothing more than props in wedding photos,

transfixed by their brides

Better to be a prop than an ATM machine

I hunt for money every day. I'm more pathetic

Honey... You're a righteous man

Stop playing around with him

You punched his face!

- Sorry, that wasn't deliberate - I said "avoid the face"

If we win, we get married, come on!

Go for the groin

I've seen your condition before

You have pre-marital phobia

Just admit defeat and you'll be healed!

Yours is called pre-marital money deficiency

Surrender to me and you'll never be broke again!

Honey, fight!

Goodbye, Miss!

- Goodbye - Goodbye!

Hi, Principal!

Since you got engaged, you're always late or calling in sick

Your face even turned red, scaring off our students

I've cancelled all your classes!

Principal... Are you firing me?

Glorified retirement!

Please! Please don't fire me...

I've already lost my best friend

I can't lose my job too!

You still have a good husband!

I've lost my job

I've lost my best friend

My life is a huge mess

Just cry it out when you're sad

Ma Li used to say that too

I feel so lonely right now

I'm here, Jing!

Come over here, Ma Li!

We always hugged each other when there was a thunderstorm

But now...

Have you broght

your graduation certificates with you?

Going from BFF's to complete strangers just because of a wedding

I honestly feel that it's too big a price to pay

Look at each other and see where you've ended up

Look at each other

How could you say that you used to be till-death-do-you-part-BFFs?

It means that when her stomach hurts

I immediately know if it's indigestion or her period

If she meets a new guy,

I can tell if he's her real target,

or she just needs his help

I hate whoever she hates!

I go whereever she wants to go!

I made it though the darkest days,

because of her

I feel less lonely, because of her

We once said, no matter how the world changes...

our friendship will remain constant

What have you done to it?

You messed up my hair

You know me, I tore it up in an angry fit

It's just a piece of paper

Why are you overreacting?

Did you hear what she just said? Just a piece of paper?!

This is our friendship certificate

If you don't care about it,

I won't bother to keep mine either

What a waste of effort!

Choose who is the winning bride tonight!

The voting starts now!

Who will be the champion today?

Here are the results

I won! I won! I won!

I won Too! I won too!

We only have one prize!

First come, first served!

Stop!

Both of you are disqualified!

May you live happily never after!

Leave!

(He Jing's Secret)

Honey!

Have you cooled down yet? You're still angry?

You know what He Jing did?

The honeymoon trip would have been mine

if she hadn't interfered!

But she didn't win it either

Give me a smile

Wait! What's wrong with your neck?

I rubbed it too hard with my towel in the shower. I'm fine!

Why is it only one patch?

Because that part was dirty!

Oh, I gotta go right now to an outdoor photo shoot!

Sorry, honey! Sorry!

Help me up!

Honey, that Super Ma-Li-o is really getting on my nerves

What does she know about Shakespeare?

Always trying to one-up me!

It's alright, honey

Don't get too angry, the stress is bad for your health

I want to remain calm too

But you know how much time I've spent on this wedding

I know. I want to help out too

I really do. You know that

But look at my workload today

If we keep this up, I won't be able to leave until midnight

I'm sorry, honey

It's my fault. I'll help you

It's alright, honey

What is this?

What?

(Prenumptial Agreement)

Do you love me?

Of course I love you

Why do you love me?

I get it

Thank you

We were once inseperable

Why have the memories now become teardrops

Countless sleepless nights

All i want is to see you in my dream

I have never realized

I can't live without you

I really miss you so

(Kevin loves Jing forever!)

Why did you turn off your phone?

But you were able to find me anyway

Do you know the difference between "like" and "love"?

"Like" is when you see a beautiful flower,

and you just want to pluck it

But "love" is different

"Love" is when you see the flower, and you shelter it from the sun,

water it every day,

and feel the need to protect it,

not just...

For me, true love means

you'd do anything for the one you love

Even being the mud under her feet would be a pleasure

That is love, and I can make that sacrifice

That would be smelly

I'm serious

Stinky!

You know, I thought about it for a long time

I don't want to just make up reasons to please you

I could come up with many answers

But I'd just be tricking you

with clever words

Okay. You asked why I love you

I feel like...

No words can explain my love

All I want to do is be beside you,

to see you every day, kiss you before I go to work,

kiss you when I return home,

kiss you before I go to sleep

I'm satisfied with kissing you just three times a day

I don't know what else I can expect

I understand

Your coming here proved that you love me

I'm so anxious lately. Do I have "premarital-phobia"?

You'll be cured after the wedding

Luo Dan! Cheating on me before the wedding

Today I'm going to break your leg!

(RMB 200 for 10 minutes! Let me be your punching bag)

Remove your panda head!

Take off your panda head! I've paid you!

You wrote it! RBM 200 for 10 minutes

Take it off!

Why do you want me to take it off?

Because I want to tell you...

I just got dumped!

Please come back next time

Do whatever you want

You're happy, bro?

Wow Haha

Handsome, I will lick the cream off you

Excuse me! Get out of my way!

- What are you doing? - Nobody can touch my husband except me!

You'll have to go through me!

Go away! What are you looking at?

I'm sorry! I won't act so spoiled anymore

I promise to be a diligent and frugal wife!

You'll suffer

You are my woman. No matter what it takes,

I'll give you the perfect wedding!

It's okay. It's okay

Where's Jing?

(Jing, I said something really mean to you)

Here I am

You know what to do

Hurry up! Melt it!

In one go

Cool

Bride and groom, bow to one another

- Bow - Bow

Now, please pay your respects to your parents

Parents, please give them the red packets

Thank you, mom

Father-in-law

Thank you, father-in-law

Shed a tear for happiness! Cry!

Cry?

But I can't

You must! Cry now!

Okay... I'm crying

It's okay...

Be good to my daughter, or I'll kill you!

- Thank you, Mom - I'm not leaving!

I'm not leaving!

Father-in-law, we must go now

520, Wo-Ai-Ni, I love you,

Is the most romantic day of the year

Today, we will host two weddings here

Our toughest, most perilous battle yet!

So, guard your camps! Execute your duties!

And be on red alert! We must give it our all!

Yes, Sir!

He Jing's and Ma Li's. Don't mix them up!

The Beast Shop has never failed us

This way... This way... Come

Confetti is Ma Li's. Strobe lights are He Jing's

Those must be separated. One bottle for each side!

Attention! Attention!

This is not a dress rehearsal or a drill!

This is the real deal! Move it!

Can't even see the blue in your hair anymore!

No more blue!

Ma Li,

you are the most beautiful bride I've ever seen

Totally unique!

Boss, Bride #2 needs you! Bride #2 needs you!

Excuse me

How's it going?

Ma Li

I mean, He Jing

You're definetly the most beautiful bride I've ever seen

The most unique!

Fore sure!

Boss, guests incoming! Any diversion plan?

Excuse me

- Let's go - Be quick

Wow. Stunning

Which side is which bride?

This side is He Jing

This side is Ma Li

Let's go

1, 2, 3!

Dad, Mom!

Sweetie, you look stunning!

We've been waiting for theis day, we just didn't tell you

We didn't want to pressure you

Not telling me gave me even more pressure

Jing!

You look breathtaking today!

Yes! Jing has never let us down

She takes care of others

And now someone will take care of her

You must be feeling full of bliss now, right?

Actually I'm a bit nervous

I wish Ma Li were by my side

You asked me to bring this over

Thanks, Dad

This is my weapon of mass destruction for He Jing

A powerful gift

Hold it back. It's time to go

Oh my god!

Calm down! Calm down!

Quickly give this to Alexander

Tell him he's got the wrong DVD

This is the right one. Tell him he must play this

Did you hear me?

- Yes... - Play this DVD. Hurry up!

- Didn't you agree on a ceasefire? - Hurry up!

- Relax - Oh my!

They used to be BFFs. No need to be so cruel!

You must miss her

The thing you asked me to do

What's that?

It's a secret. Only Ma Li will know

T-minus 2 minutes. Look sharp!

Can I go outside for a moment? I want to see someone

Now? Are you kidding me! Time's up! Get ready!

Hand me my phone. Phone!

Jing, It's Ma Li

I said something really mean to you

I'm sorry. You know how emotional I get

I sincerly wish you

the most romantic wedding in the world

Meeting you was the greatest blessing in my life

Ma Li. It's a pity that I can't say this to you face-to-face

I sincerly wish you all the happiness

Your happiness is my happiness

I'll always love you

I'm sorry. Times up

I'm the sexiest and wildest queen

Jing! Jing!

Mayday, Alexander! The war is on!

Tackle her! Use whatever means necessary!

Ma Li!

I'm gonna kill you! How could you do that to me?

- What? - You switched my wedding video!

No!

Look at those two

Just like when we were kids

We shouldn't act like this

Right. Our weddings deserve more than this

Jing, I'm sorry

I swapped your wedding video

I asked Xiaorou to switch it back, just before the ceremony

I don't know what happened

I'm really sorry I ruined your wedding! I'm so sorry!

I'm too obsessed with saving face

I should apologize too

Even though we have found

The best husbands, the perfect edding venue,

the prettiest wedding dresses

Deep down, I still think that

without your blessing, I won't be happy at all!

Jing

Sorry, hubby!

Don't apologize to me

I like you even when you're being unreasonable

That's what makes you different

Hey,

you look sexy as always when you fight and cry

I loved your dance moves in the video,

give me a private show later

I heard that!

Sorry guests. Please give us two more minutes

Hurry up!

Be careful!

- Strobe lights and confetti ready - Wait!

Actually, that's not what we want

Can we cancel them?

Cancel?!

Of course. No refunds permitted

So... what kind of wedding do you want?

The veil seems to be broken

This is my wedding gift for you

The first time I was a bride,

a girl pinned it in my hair

Done

I have a gift for you too

Look

Remember this?

Are we still best friends?

Best friends forever

For the rest of our lives!

- Let's go! - Sure!

This wedding has taught me that

some friendships never fade away

Sometimes,

you meet someone who'll stand by you no matter what

We're two lonely city girls,

who fell in love and got married together

We depend on each other for warmth

We will be lifelong BFFs!

No, ultimate BFFs till death do us part!

Stop!

Bride and groom

Sorry! Both brides and grooms

Nice to meet you!

Today, it is my pleasure to be here

If... If...

for better or for worst,

for richer or for poorer,

for...

for...

Are you willing to be...

faithful partners...

forever?

Of course

Okay

Whatever you just said

Yes!

Thank god!

I hope you accidently end up...

together forever!

Let's party!

(Subs by Chitown Bigdog)