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A woman's wedding should be the most blissful and important event in her life
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But our weddings ended up destroying our bond
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Yes. We joined the TV show not only to win the honeymoon trip.
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but also to prevent the other from winning
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Husband, you're mine!
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Get out of my way!
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Marry me! Please!
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No
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Get back here!
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Thanks to all the pretty brides-to-be for joining us today
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Bride Wars
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How explosive will your wedding be? Tell us your marriage story!
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Every week, the two fiercest brides will battle head-to-head!
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The winner will go on an all-inclusive trip to Italy!
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To explore the romantic Verona,
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birthplace of Romeo and Juliet
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But only the fiercest and most astute contestant
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Will be able to claim our Grand Prize
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Earn it if you yearn it!
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Let's welcome Bride-to-be #1 and her wild story
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Hi everyone! I'm #1
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People call me Ma Li, The Hot Chili
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Hi everyone. I'm He Jing
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People call me... He Jing
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What exactly is your relationship?
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Rivals!
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Love rivals, fighting over the same guy?!
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No. We're fighting over our wedding
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Over your wedding?
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Ladies and gentleman!
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Our show is off to a dramatic start already!
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Tell us your story!
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Before we were rivals, not only were we BFFs,
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but till-death-do-us-part-BFFs
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I remember when i was 11-years-old,
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my parents sent me to a performing arts school in Chengdu
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Dad! I don't want to learn dancing anymore!
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Don't leave me!
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All parents have high expectation for their kids
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I didn't actually want to leave home
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Have some chocolate!
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My mom says that chocolate will always cheer you up
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That was the first time i met her
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I'm He Jing. And you?
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I'm Ma Li
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Let's be friends!
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No! Let's be the best of friends!
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From that day on, we were inseparable
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We ate and danced together
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W were each other's mental support
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We attended our very first wedding at the Garden of Romance
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It was unforgettable!
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- Let me go first! - I want to go first too!
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Please! Just let me be first!
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Okay!
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That moment cast a spell on us teenage girls
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A perfect marriage could only start with a wedding there
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When we grow up, let's get married there
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Sure!
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I can't put this on!
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Use this!
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- It's beautiful! - I'll help you put it on
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Time flew by quickly, and soon we graduated
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You still stuck together as best friends afterwards?
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That's right. We lived together after graduating
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I believe every girl who learns ballet
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aspires to be the White Swan one day
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But reality always reduces one's dreams
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to wishful fantasies
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Ma Ling and I never became great ballet dances
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Now i'm just a dance teacher,
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but Ma Li completely gave up on dancing
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She runs her own business now
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Born a Virgo, she's a perfectionist!
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She can't tolerate any "dislikes"
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Honey, "Like" us after your purchase!
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(Like!)
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Yeah!
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We endured penniless winters together.
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without any heating
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Whenever we fell out of love,
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it feels like we both had a bad case of the flu
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In fact, the best breakup cure for a woman is...
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Shopping!
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Women as aspecies must surrender to desire
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- Max out credit cards -Gorge on gourmet delicacies
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Watch two epic tear-jerkers back-to-back
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Then sleep for twenty hours straight
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That's how to best relieve post-breakup symptoms
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With a BFF, the length of the recovery period is halved
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Reduced to three days max!
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On the fourth day, when you wake up.
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- Treat yourself to a sauna - Get a manicure
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- Change your hairstyle - Try on new outfits
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Be reborn!
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Once again, the world belongs to us,
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she's no longer bound to any one man
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until she finds...
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The One meant for her
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Are you alright?
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So handsome!
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Why photograph me?
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You have the face of a movie star
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Gorgeous
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There are only two kinds of love
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Instant frenemies,
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or love at first sight
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I'm runnin'
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Let the wind and the sun in
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We gotta get our fun in
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So many things to do
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Then when i see you
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The others they all wanna be you
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You smile at the ground and you seem to
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Shuffle your feet to the beat
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We are all skipping to the sound, oh baby
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Look at what we've found... we found
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(Kevin loves Jing forever!)
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Cool runnin'
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We a hummin'
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And i'm a lovin'
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What we've found... we found
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So. You. Want me to show
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How far will i go
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To find my way to you
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I'll be climbing
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Step by step to be finding
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Your smile just like a diamond
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Cupid has been kind to us these past few years
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They were the happiest days of our lives
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But time can also be cruel
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And soon we reached the age to marry
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When are we starting?
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Now! Now! Ready?
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Ready!
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This card means?
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You will get divorced at least three times!
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No way!
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- Just three times? - Only three times?
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Your turn!
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No big deal!
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Not lucky in love!
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It basically says you'll never get married
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Sometimes i think being a spinster wouldn't be so bad
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A spinster? No way! Maybe you can marry me!
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(Mom calling)
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Mom?
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Li, you're already 28!
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When are you getting married?
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(Dad calling)
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Hey, dad
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Jing, listen to your father. You must marry this year
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What?
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Listen to me. If you don't get married... you'll...
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Tell her that i cunsulted a feng-shui master
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Your mom consulted a feng-shui master
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Your dad's health...
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is ailing
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If you don't get married by the age of 28
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- you'll... - Have terrible karma!
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You'll have bad karma and be alone forever!
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Really?
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Yes! Get out there and get yourself married
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Or you'll become expired yogurt. Who's gonna eat you up?
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Jing, I spent the whole night thinking about it
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Yogurt only tastes good after you've let it age and ferment.
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right?
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Yes. That's fair enough
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Maybe we should propose to our boyfriends
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No way! We'll lose face!
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Is face that important?
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Of course! You can break your neck, but never lose face! Never!
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Don't you know that?
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Not again
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I swear, I'll blow up the next person that sends me a wedding invitation
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The fifth time this month!
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We're now certified bachelorettes
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That's way too extravagant
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Are you kidding?
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Everyone in the universe, welcome to this most romantic exquisite wedding
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On behalf of the bride and groom,
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I express thier gratitude to all of today's guests
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Quick! Now! Time to get to work!
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Brothers!
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Their happiness depends on us to kickstart it
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Happiness will surely follow
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So overdone!
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So cheesey!
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Stop!
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All the single ladies, please step forward!
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Are you anxiously looking for a husband?
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Be brave and line up!
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Come on! Don't be shy!
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- Are you ready? - Are you ready?
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It's mine!
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- Are you alright? - Still alive?
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- Are you okay? - Can you get up?
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What should we do now?
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We've got the bouquet
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Does that mean they'll propose soon?
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Didn't we get half each?
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Maybe it's a message from above instructing us...
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To propose to our boyfriends?
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Let's do it!
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Go!
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Go!
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(Be my hubby!)
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(Be my hubby!)
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(Be my hubby!)
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(Be my Hubby!)
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(Be my hubby!)
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(Be my hubby!)
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(Be my hubby!)
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Help me!
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Help!
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Jing! Jing!
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Are you alright?
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I'm not dead?
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Don't be silly! Of course you're not
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If I die, I can't be with you
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Jing. Don't be silly. Okay?
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Don't die!
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I haven't married you yet!
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You're marrying me?
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Yes, I am
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No turning back!
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Guaranteed!
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Okay! Deal!
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- What deal? - Deal!
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Deal!
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Luo Dan, you have 13 seconds to decide
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I'm marrying you. Silence means you agree
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13!
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You agree?!
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Keep your word!
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All of you are our witnesses!
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The pineapple buns are on me today!
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(Getting married!)
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Okay! Perfect pose! Gorgeous!
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You see her? She's my bride!
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Hey. Eyes on your own bride!
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Hello, Dad
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Li, have you told your husband about the 1million wedding dowery?
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1 million?!
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Dad, that's too much. His family isn't rich
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Half a million is the bottom line, Okay?
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Maybe not a villa,
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but a one-bedroom downtown apartment is the minimum, right?
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Dad, are you selling your own daughter?
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I don't care if he has a condo, a car, or cash
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Even if he only has his boxer shorts left, i'll be his husband!
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I mean, wife!
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Dad, i'm hanging up now
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I'm busy! Busy! Bye-bye!
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Honey, where's my lunchbox?
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Right here. I've made your favorite sweet and sour pork
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Let's go!
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Boss,
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I heard you're getting married
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This is my wedding gift to you
(Prenuptial Aggrement)
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I have one small life goal
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to not get divorced in this lifetime
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Have you heard about our boss's fiancee, that Ms. He?
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Flat-chested! Can't even dance
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I hear she has the most vulgar taste
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Can't believe our boss picked her
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- Unbelievable! - Oh my god
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Miss
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Hey
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We're here
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Hubby!
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Oh you're here. You suprised me
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What are you up to?
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(Prenuptial Agreement)
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Working on the blueprint for the new hotel
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To be honest,
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these guys' designs never match my standard
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Not even for the client
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Honey, I'm drawing up a design for our new home,
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but some more changes are needed
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Why?
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Don't you think our living room is a bit small?
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As brides-to-be, we should have been marching towards happiness
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But thanks to a lousy wedding planner, we got derailed
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Are they trustworthy? What kind of name is "Love Limited"?
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My friend recommended them. 20% discount
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That should ease Luo Dan's burden, right?
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Hey, I'll pay for it if he can't afford it!
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That's what gender equality means
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What i mean is earning money isn't easy for everyone
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Have you got pre-wedding jitters?
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Welcome!
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Welcome to the worlds best wedding planning company
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And I am the best wedding planner on Earth
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Please call me Sir... Alexander!
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- Nice to meet you! - Take a seat!
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Oh yes! We're not called Love Limited
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It's LOVE!... Limited
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Please!
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I've read your profiles. Your both getting married this year
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Nice
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Both of you want to book the Garden of Romance
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Very nice! But...
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I'm sorry to tell you... completely impossible!
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This is the hottest year for weddings
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The Garden of Romance was booked up 3 years ago
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No! Getting married there was our childhood dream
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Non-negotiable!
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If you were asking anybody, it would be impossible. But...
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Fortunately, you found me! Sir Alexander!
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I have precisely two slots available
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One is on June 10. The other one is three times the price!
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Because it's on May 20
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520! Wo-ai-ni! I love you! I want it!
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Such financial abandonment! I love you girls already
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You need to discuss with your fiances first?
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No need!
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Great! So who is taking June 10?
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Rock, paper, scissors!
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Rock, paper, Scissors!
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- I won! - I should have played "rock"
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Ma Li, emotions are just like this blouse
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If it gets dirty, dry it out in the sun and all's well
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Being a June bride is good too
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My sun won't shine without 520
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The sky will be gloomy forever
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I want 520 too, but...
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Okay, you can have it
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520 is a bit expensive for me anyway
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I'll be the June bride
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Really? You're giving it to me?!
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Swipe it! 520 is mine!
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A good day like 520 deserves a beautiful bride like you
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(Over limit. Please contact card center)
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Your credit card is over it's limit!
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Impossible!
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Take a look!
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Swipe mine!
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You're paying for her? That's a lot of money
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Oh. You really are best friends
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From that day on, wedding preperations became our life
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Invitation card designs, creating wedding hall ambience,
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Table arrangements, the selection of music.
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Even the choice of wedding candies. There were so many decisions
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Of course, the holy grail,
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that special something that makes or breaks the wedding
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is the dress
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For most women, a wedding dress is more than just a gown
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it's her teenage dream come true, a symbol of happiness,
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an extravagant luxury, and most of all
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a priceless piece of art
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This is so perfect! Diamond waistline!
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Low-cut, waist-slimming, 10 chiffon layers. Try it on!
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Gorgeous. So stunning! It suits you perfectly!
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But there's a snag
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- What snag? - Come here
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I'm missing some weight on my chest
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Can it be altered?
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This dress is a handmade, limited edition
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I'm sorry, we can't make alterations
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What a pity! It suits you perfectly
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Look at this
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Ma Li, try it on!
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- No! - Come on!
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- You picked it first - It's ok. You'll look great!
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It looks fantastic on you!
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You're the prettiest bride ever!
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Really?
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Super stunning!
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Maybe it's not right for me
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Let's look at some other brands
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The two happiest decisions in a woman's life are...
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the right husband, the right wedding dress
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This is your chance
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Congratulations! You are our10,000th bride
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We can give you a 50% discount on this limited edition!
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Yes! I'm taking it!
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Thank you!
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Alexander is calling you
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- Hello? - Yes?
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- What? - What?
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Sorry
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What happened?
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We've made a terrible mistake
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This is the biggest blunder LOVE! Limited has ever made
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Say it!
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We only booked one wedding slot, May 20th
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What?! What can we do?
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What's your problem?
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We are so sorry!
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If apologies could fix everything, why do we need laws?
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Let me explain
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Your credit card was maxed out
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So, you swipe hers
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My assistant Nana thought that
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one card meant one wedding
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By the time I noticed,
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the Garden of Romance had given June 10th away
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Any other dates left?
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Dec 7th
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- No problem! I'll take it - Dec 7th is good too!
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I'll take Dec 7th!
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Isn't December a bit cold?
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No problem. I'm taking it!
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It's actually Dec 7th in three years time
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What?
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- Jing, Jing. It's okay - No!
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A master said
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I must marry this year or die alone!
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I'll marry you
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Marry yourself!
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Me too! My dad's health is getting worse! I need to cheer him up
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I'll be your dad!
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Be your own dad!
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Stop! Stop! I'm just kidding!
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This is definitly our fault
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Calm down! Calm down!
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Don't forget!
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I am Sir Alexander!
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I'll come up with a solution, okay?
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What solution?
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Nana!
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What solution?
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Nana!
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- Get back in here! - How could you do that?
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Jing, you love European romanticism, right?
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You and Kevin could have a wedding in Europe
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Makes sense for a cultured couple like you
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His parents are very traditional. A formal Chinese wedding is a must
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Mum's master said that
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I must get married this year
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I don't want to worry her
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True...
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How's your 520 wedding going? Over budget yet?
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What is I take the May 20th slot from you?
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- No way - Excuse me, ladies!
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I'm already promoting that date on my online store
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All of my products will have a mega sale on that day
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Awesome. Profiting from your wedding!
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It was smart of you to switch to business
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Why do you sound so mean?
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- Do I? - Yes
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- You think too much - You think too little
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In what way?
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My dad's health is getting worse. He's really sick
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I must cover his medical bills
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and still make the wedding perfect
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You think that's easy for me?
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It's a rare chance to cheer my parents up
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Is your dad actually sick?
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What's that suppose to mean?!
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You think I'd use my dad as an excuse?
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Remember our friendship contract?
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Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us. No deception!
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We've been friends for more than ten years. You still don't get me?
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Right, right. Okay, okay
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Calm down!
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Both of us should come to our senses and...
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think of the perfect solution
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Jing, do you want to try this restaurant's chocolate cake?
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Remember you told me that girls should eat more chocolate
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More chocolate, more happiness
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More happiness, more radiance
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I'm so annoyed
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Does Ma Li think I'll give in to her again?
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Why hasn't Jing contacted me? It's been a few days
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Actually, we can get married in Hainan Island
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No!
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You've been friends with Ma Li for so long
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You know she always wants to win
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And you have a serious case of "nice girl syndrome"
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Is it that serious?
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Terminal stage. Incurable
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I know he best!
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He Jing is too generous
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She always puts others before herself
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How about you?
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Sometimes I think we need to take a step back
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Why does it always have to be me?!
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This is once in a lifetime for me. No way
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It's Ma Li's Dad
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Congratulations, Jing!
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Thank you, Uncle!
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Hello Auntie!
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Congratulations. Jing Told me you're getting married
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Thank you, Auntie!
487
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Jing is getting married too. Congratulations to you, Auntie!
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00:32:53,948 --> 00:32:57,726
Ma Li said you were not feeling well. Are you getting better?
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00:32:57,926 --> 00:33:01,874
Don't listen to her! I just won a martial arts championship!
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How could I be sick?
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I see... Good to know
492
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She said you had her fortune told
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She must marry this year or be single forever
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Single forever? She must be kidding!
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I never had her fortune told
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Oh! Great!
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Bye!
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00:33:37,427 --> 00:33:38,589
Ma Li, you phoney!
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Single forever!
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00:33:41,684 --> 00:33:45,993
How dare He Jing lie to me for her wedding!
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00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:48,520
How could she use her father like that?
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00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:49,631
She's gone too far!
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00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:51,749
She;s never lied to me before!
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Check please!
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You finally revealed your true self, you liar!
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00:33:56,972 --> 00:33:58,800
You remember our friendship contract?
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Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us. No deception!
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Have you kept your promise?
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Are you really asking me that?
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Stop pretending! You are the liar!
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You're the hypocrite
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Oh right, not everybody can handle the perfect wedding dress
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00:34:12,627 --> 00:34:15,908
Women lacking curves can only stare with envy
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00:34:16,678 --> 00:34:20,551
Not everybody can afford the perfect diamond wedding ring
515
00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:23,570
- My fiance got me this - Stunning!
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VVS1 clarity. Color grade E
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3.5 carats!
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Come on! Weddings are about happiness, not showing off!
519
00:34:33,535 --> 00:34:35,652
Luo Dan has given up everything
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to give me the perfect wedding
521
00:34:37,472 --> 00:34:38,598
Have you heard this before?
522
00:34:38,798 --> 00:34:40,695
The first man has $100,000 and gives you it all
523
00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:43,186
The second man has $1,000,000 but only gives you $100,000
524
00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:45,950
Who would you marry?
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The first one
526
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Luo Dan is the first type
527
00:34:49,249 --> 00:34:51,554
I'm afraid Kevin is the second
528
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Don't judge my happiness with your limited brain cells
529
00:34:55,921 --> 00:34:59,957
True. I should use all my brain cells to plan my wedding
530
00:35:02,507 --> 00:35:03,120
Congratulations
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May 20th. Wo-ai-ni. I love you
532
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:08,248
The best day of the year. Everyone must come
533
00:35:08,636 --> 00:35:10,438
- All of you have to come! - Must come!
534
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Save the date. Please come
535
00:35:13,921 --> 00:35:15,580
No, this is a mistake
536
00:35:16,803 --> 00:35:18,206
You too
537
00:35:19,049 --> 00:35:20,736
Didn't we agree to wait?
538
00:35:20,936 --> 00:35:22,782
Agreements mean nothing to a liar!
539
00:35:22,882 --> 00:35:24,570
Ma Li, shame on you!
540
00:35:26,144 --> 00:35:28,571
You betrayed our friendship, Stop pretending!
541
00:35:29,468 --> 00:35:32,341
Jing, you're shameless, ruthless,
542
00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:35,584
brainless and flat-chested!
543
00:35:35,784 --> 00:35:38,001
Don't forget that i grew up eating chillies
544
00:35:38,201 --> 00:35:39,625
You think I'm easily scared?
545
00:35:39,825 --> 00:35:42,983
I've always given in to you. But not anymore
546
00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,445
Listen! Ma Li! From today onwards, I'm done with you!
547
00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:48,141
I'm going to arrange my own wedding. This is a declaration of war!
548
00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:51,641
You haven't won since we were kids
549
00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:53,245
This won't be any different!
550
00:35:53,717 --> 00:35:55,073
Come on! Music!
551
00:36:42,383 --> 00:36:43,979
You're giving up already?
552
00:36:46,382 --> 00:36:50,233
You don't even have a venue for your wedding!
553
00:36:53,998 --> 00:36:56,828
Alexander! I'm confirmed for 520!
554
00:36:56,928 --> 00:36:58,787
I'll never let you have it!
555
00:36:58,887 --> 00:36:59,742
You gave it to me already!
556
00:36:59,942 --> 00:37:00,917
It's on my credit card!
557
00:37:01,017 --> 00:37:02,497
Who cares? All that matters is the bride's name!
558
00:37:02,597 --> 00:37:03,997
And it's me Ma Li!
559
00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:07,009
So? I'm telling you I'm getting married too
560
00:37:07,109 --> 00:37:09,566
This is a once in a lifetime! I won't give in!
561
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:10,773
Let's see what you've got
562
00:37:10,966 --> 00:37:11,605
Bring it on!
563
00:37:13,017 --> 00:37:16,216
- Change it! - Give it to me!
564
00:37:16,516 --> 00:37:19,328
Give it back! You can't change it here!
565
00:37:22,394 --> 00:37:24,714
Stop! I have a solution!
566
00:37:24,814 --> 00:37:26,416
- It's all your fault! - Quiet!
567
00:37:28,763 --> 00:37:29,714
Look at me!
568
00:37:33,428 --> 00:37:35,265
- Gross - What's that?
569
00:37:35,365 --> 00:37:39,127
Can't two BFFs remain calm in my office?
570
00:37:39,972 --> 00:37:43,771
Have faith in me! I'm Sir Alexander!
571
00:37:44,175 --> 00:37:45,058
There's only one venue,
572
00:37:45,258 --> 00:37:48,558
but I can magically fit everyone inside
573
00:37:48,758 --> 00:37:50,257
Both os you will have your own show
574
00:37:50,357 --> 00:37:51,495
Compromising is fine
575
00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:53,712
But we are no longer BFFs!
576
00:37:55,996 --> 00:37:57,078
I didn't ask you to move out
577
00:37:57,178 --> 00:37:59,615
Your husband pays the rent. We don't want to owe you anything
578
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:04,959
Actually, I think the same date and the same hotel is good
579
00:38:05,414 --> 00:38:07,022
Yes, I agree
580
00:38:07,122 --> 00:38:08,815
We should sit down and discuss it
581
00:38:09,015 --> 00:38:10,973
- There's no need to fight - You don't get it
582
00:38:11,801 --> 00:38:14,585
I paid for this dress too, you can't take it away
583
00:38:14,685 --> 00:38:15,155
I bought it
584
00:38:15,355 --> 00:38:16,784
- It's mine - It's mine
585
00:38:17,419 --> 00:38:20,883
- Honey - Stop it. Don't fight
586
00:38:21,248 --> 00:38:22,455
It's yours now. Yours!
587
00:38:22,555 --> 00:38:24,421
- We don't want it anymore - Stop! You're making things worse
588
00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,908
- You're the one making it worse - This cup was from that time you got dumped
589
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:27,757
Watch out
590
00:38:31,538 --> 00:38:32,514
Sorry
591
00:38:35,072 --> 00:38:37,002
ROMEO AND JULIET, Special limited edition
592
00:38:37,102 --> 00:38:40,802
We queued 3 hours for it!
593
00:38:41,267 --> 00:38:41,930
Don't fight. Stop!
594
00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:43,721
Let go!
595
00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:47,416
They tore it
596
00:38:48,321 --> 00:38:49,417
Keep it! Keep it!
597
00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:55,475
This picture. You want it or not?
598
00:38:55,675 --> 00:38:56,746
I want it too
599
00:38:56,846 --> 00:38:57,447
Your masterpiece
600
00:38:57,647 --> 00:38:59,079
Why did you make it so ugly?
601
00:38:59,479 --> 00:39:01,033
Because your face is so huge
602
00:39:01,895 --> 00:39:03,020
Don't you know your face is huge?
603
00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:04,114
Leave it
604
00:39:04,489 --> 00:39:05,985
Stop it!
605
00:39:07,006 --> 00:39:09,518
Stop it! Come on!
606
00:39:26,893 --> 00:39:29,563
Go on. But once you leave, don't ever come back!
607
00:39:29,963 --> 00:39:30,854
My teddy bear
608
00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:34,011
Take it with you
609
00:39:35,494 --> 00:39:38,533
I wish you the worst wedding in the world!
610
00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:40,832
Take care of your own wedding
611
00:39:41,382 --> 00:39:42,103
Are you threatening me?
612
00:39:42,303 --> 00:39:45,317
Who could threaten you? Remember? You are Super Ma-Li-o
613
00:39:46,142 --> 00:39:48,156
- We'll see - We'll see
614
00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:51,575
Leave
615
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:05,882
She really left
616
00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:07,205
Gone
617
00:40:08,227 --> 00:40:09,235
You
618
00:40:11,835 --> 00:40:13,106
(Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us)
619
00:40:13,206 --> 00:40:14,660
(No Deception! Friends forever!)
620
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,627
Will we still be best friends in 10 years?
621
00:40:19,963 --> 00:40:23,909
Let's make a promise contract on our graduation certificates
622
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:31,601
(Fights won't break us. Arguments won't split us. No deception!)
623
00:40:31,701 --> 00:40:35,517
(Friends forever!)
624
00:40:48,839 --> 00:40:52,998
Our relationship was like a hand-knit sweater,
625
00:40:53,678 --> 00:40:55,862
so entwined,
626
00:40:56,265 --> 00:41:02,081
just pulling on a single thread could unravel it
627
00:41:09,614 --> 00:41:11,230
Because we are now at war
628
00:41:11,330 --> 00:41:13,234
and our common friends don't want to take side
629
00:41:13,434 --> 00:41:16,544
so there's now a maid of honor crisis
630
00:41:21,113 --> 00:41:24,500
It's been so long, I've missed you so much!
631
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:32,550
No, not a mere bridesmaid. Maid of honor! I'm getting married!
632
00:41:33,832 --> 00:41:38,776
Who am I? I sat in front of you in 6th grade, remember?
633
00:41:40,389 --> 00:41:44,667
I was voted the prettiest girl in class. you were the ugliest
634
00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:46,561
Hello?
635
00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:49,897
So forgetful!
636
00:41:49,997 --> 00:41:51,934
Yes, yes, yes
637
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:58,027
You're my uncle's wife's cousin's cousin's daughter
638
00:41:58,127 --> 00:42:02,411
Of course you're at the top of my list for maid of honor
639
00:42:02,511 --> 00:42:05,574
Widowed!
640
00:42:06,951 --> 00:42:08,434
Delivery service!
641
00:42:13,506 --> 00:42:17,454
Bro Xiaorou! You look handsome today!
642
00:42:18,442 --> 00:42:19,791
But you're 5 hours late
643
00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:21,911
Who told you to move?
644
00:42:23,065 --> 00:42:25,247
I'm not blaming you. Don't be so sensitive
645
00:42:25,647 --> 00:42:26,411
You better not be!
646
00:42:26,849 --> 00:42:29,409
Being a courier is not a safe job
647
00:42:29,609 --> 00:42:31,995
for a hot guy like you
648
00:42:34,992 --> 00:42:36,188
I'm strong!
649
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,159
Sis Xiaobai!
650
00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:49,376
You have the best figure I've seen
651
00:42:49,576 --> 00:42:53,832
But I think you need a maid of honor dress to best show it off
652
00:42:54,314 --> 00:42:55,749
Why do I need it?
653
00:42:55,849 --> 00:42:57,492
Because I'm getting married!
654
00:42:58,517 --> 00:43:00,747
I just got dumped. You know that
655
00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:05,325
Now you're flaunting your own happiness. So inconsiderate?
656
00:43:06,269 --> 00:43:08,889
Maid of honor? Any perks?
657
00:43:08,989 --> 00:43:11,280
Higher pay and better benefits
658
00:43:11,934 --> 00:43:13,767
No dress!
659
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,110
You have to!
660
00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:16,304
No dress!
661
00:43:16,504 --> 00:43:20,441
But I might look more gorgeous than you
662
00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:23,501
Maid of honor is a really difficult job
663
00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:28,328
The bride's job is to clear the way for her maid of honor!
664
00:43:28,884 --> 00:43:32,759
So sincere? Throw in two crates of fine wine
665
00:43:33,448 --> 00:43:34,154
It's a deal!
666
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,250
- Deal! - Okay!
667
00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:38,006
Welcome
668
00:43:38,206 --> 00:43:44,923
to LOVE! Limited's exclusive area for VVVIPs
669
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:54,325
- For real?! - Come with me!
670
00:43:55,139 --> 00:43:59,174
Welcome to LOVE! Limited's finest wine cellar
671
00:43:59,674 --> 00:44:01,898
Choose your favorite wine!
672
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,607
It's killing me... It's crazy
673
00:44:04,707 --> 00:44:05,545
Wait, wait, wait...
674
00:44:05,745 --> 00:44:06,286
This one
675
00:44:06,386 --> 00:44:10,079
- I also highly recommend these two - Wonderful
676
00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:12,513
Try whatever you want today - This is good
677
00:44:12,613 --> 00:44:13,828
- But... - I'll give you a "like"
678
00:44:14,228 --> 00:44:18,655
all the wines you try will be put on your bill
679
00:44:19,735 --> 00:44:20,731
We've picked the red wine
680
00:44:20,931 --> 00:44:23,628
We've made a decision. No need for the white, or for beer
681
00:44:23,728 --> 00:44:24,991
- No need - Okay
682
00:44:25,091 --> 00:44:26,155
No problem
683
00:44:26,255 --> 00:44:28,684
Just let me know your final decision
684
00:44:28,813 --> 00:44:29,947
- Yes, sure - Oh, one more thing
685
00:44:30,479 --> 00:44:34,446
A little hiccup with the music. DJ Bulldog isn't available
686
00:44:34,823 --> 00:44:36,223
But why? He agreed to come
687
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:40,866
Another client outbid you, so he's spinning for them instead
688
00:44:41,353 --> 00:44:43,379
But I'm not at liberty to disclose the client's name
689
00:44:44,019 --> 00:44:47,053
Obviously it's Super Ma-Li-o!
690
00:44:48,653 --> 00:44:49,757
Excuse me. I have to take this call
691
00:44:50,057 --> 00:44:51,417
Hello, Yes!
692
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,671
- I've been waiting for you! - I'm here! I'm here!
693
00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:56,547
Sorry to keep you waiting!
694
00:44:56,747 --> 00:44:58,758
Come here! We'll check out the cakes, the cakes!
695
00:44:58,858 --> 00:45:00,284
I thought we were looking at the wines? - No
696
00:45:00,384 --> 00:45:01,926
Cake first. Cake first!
697
00:45:02,126 --> 00:45:05,955
The cakes will melt, Come on, they're waiting!
698
00:45:06,731 --> 00:45:13,951
Welcome to LOVE! Limited's cake world
699
00:45:14,051 --> 00:45:18,059
Pick the perfect cake for your perfect wedding!
700
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:20,405
Everything you see is edible!
701
00:45:20,505 --> 00:45:21,683
Even this?
702
00:45:21,783 --> 00:45:24,922
That's me. Are you so cruel as to eat me?
703
00:45:25,645 --> 00:45:27,925
Go on! Take a bite! Try it all!
704
00:45:28,025 --> 00:45:31,735
These are baked especially for us by 1001 Bakery. They're amazing!
705
00:45:31,835 --> 00:45:32,496
Delicious!
706
00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:35,262
How did you know Ma Li stole DJ Bulldog?
707
00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:40,171
Because I'm a woman! And what's a woman's best trait?
708
00:45:41,022 --> 00:45:42,276
Intuition!
709
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,203
Right! I think so too
710
00:45:45,537 --> 00:45:48,236
Jing, don't listen to that alcoholic
711
00:45:48,336 --> 00:45:49,851
What did you say?
712
00:45:49,951 --> 00:45:51,175
Who else would need a DJ on the same day?
713
00:45:51,275 --> 00:45:52,340
What are you doing? Stop it
714
00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:53,987
DJ Bulldog can't come
715
00:45:54,187 --> 00:45:56,253
Great. He was too expensive anyway!
716
00:45:56,639 --> 00:45:59,992
So today, just pick any cake you like
717
00:46:01,914 --> 00:46:03,069
What does He Jing's cake look like?
718
00:46:03,269 --> 00:46:06,860
Take care of your own wedding. Pick a cake that you really like!
719
00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:08,954
I don't care! My cake just has to be different from hers!
720
00:46:09,438 --> 00:46:11,820
I want a 7-tier white chocalate cake
721
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,717
with petals and black truffle embellishments
722
00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:18,419
Excellent choice. Don't worry!
723
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,190
She would never pick such a lavish cake
724
00:46:21,290 --> 00:46:28,745
She said she wants a cake that is minimal but not too simple
725
00:46:29,314 --> 00:46:30,498
Try whatever you want,
726
00:46:30,598 --> 00:46:33,955
but all the cakes you try today will go on your bill
727
00:46:34,155 --> 00:46:35,718
Let me just check on something
728
00:46:38,601 --> 00:46:39,331
Drop it. Stop eating!
729
00:46:39,531 --> 00:46:42,444
She knows I love that DJ. Why would she do this to me?
730
00:46:42,744 --> 00:46:44,764
Does she really think she is Super Ma-Li-o shooting fireballs?
731
00:46:44,964 --> 00:46:47,694
What he said must've come from He-Jing
732
00:46:47,794 --> 00:46:51,535
The tone, phrasing, vocabulary. Everything is so He-Jing
733
00:46:52,135 --> 00:46:53,700
She must be talking behind my back
734
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,991
If she is Super Ma-Li-o, you should be Wonder He Jing. Okay?
735
00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:58,156
Wonder He Jing!
736
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,381
Indeed she's just jealous
737
00:47:00,681 --> 00:47:05,514
She's jealous of my eloquence, body, brains, and big breasts
738
00:47:05,714 --> 00:47:09,328
That's what she calls being best friends forever?
739
00:47:09,528 --> 00:47:10,895
- So true! - This is too much!
740
00:47:11,343 --> 00:47:14,613
Ma Li, you are so cruel. I'll show you no mercy!
741
00:47:15,904 --> 00:47:18,539
- I'm going to take her down! - For sure!
742
00:47:20,063 --> 00:47:22,021
I said stop eating, okay?
743
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,207
Honey. Don't waste your energy. It's time for bed
744
00:47:44,307 --> 00:47:45,810
Just a second
745
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,315
He Jing, we'll see who's stronger
746
00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:54,541
Hurry up and tear off my clothes!
747
00:47:55,466 --> 00:47:58,378
Master, I'm coming!
748
00:48:36,101 --> 00:48:37,511
What are you doing dear?
749
00:48:38,405 --> 00:48:40,222
I'm sorting through the bills
750
00:48:42,456 --> 00:48:43,457
Morning, honey!
751
00:48:45,433 --> 00:48:46,855
What are you doing, sweetie?
752
00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:47,948
Take a guess!
753
00:48:59,884 --> 00:49:01,702
He Jing!
754
00:49:14,947 --> 00:49:16,661
Miss! Where are you going?
755
00:49:17,379 --> 00:49:17,921
Inside
756
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,052
I can't let you enter without a membership card
757
00:49:29,909 --> 00:49:31,560
I just stepped out, but left my bag inside
758
00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:34,171
Oh, please go in
759
00:49:34,744 --> 00:49:35,630
Thank you
760
00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:59,191
Miss He, I'm going to give you the ultimate skincare procedure
761
00:49:59,391 --> 00:50:01,239
I need to be the most beautiful bride ever...
762
00:50:01,539 --> 00:50:04,064
to crush Ma Li under my foot!
763
00:50:06,786 --> 00:50:10,460
No problem. Count on me
764
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:14,566
I will make you the prettiest bride in the world
765
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:17,424
We can do that!
766
00:50:17,624 --> 00:50:18,692
Let's begin
767
00:50:28,538 --> 00:50:30,124
Sorry to keep you waiting
768
00:50:40,977 --> 00:50:43,200
How do you want your hair done?
769
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:45,851
I want your best hair treatment
770
00:50:46,051 --> 00:50:49,066
My hair needs to glow like the sun on my wedding day!
771
00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:51,894
No problem! Give me a minute to check the palette
772
00:51:15,291 --> 00:51:17,390
He Jing! You and I are going to finish this here!
773
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:19,595
I was just returning the favor! Smurflette!
774
00:51:19,695 --> 00:51:21,015
If you lose...
775
00:51:22,675 --> 00:51:23,863
If you lose, no wedding
776
00:51:24,063 --> 00:51:25,400
Remember what you're saying!
777
00:51:25,870 --> 00:51:27,803
- Fight, honey! - Fight, honey!
778
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:32,521
Don't be like that, sweetie
779
00:51:32,721 --> 00:51:33,178
Right
780
00:51:35,054 --> 00:51:37,295
Don't punch my face. Tomorrow is my wedding phot shoot
781
00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:39,108
Remember to smile
782
00:51:40,033 --> 00:51:42,115
Hey, men are nothing more than props in wedding photos,
783
00:51:42,215 --> 00:51:43,347
transfixed by their brides
784
00:51:43,688 --> 00:51:47,038
Better to be a prop than an ATM machine
785
00:51:47,238 --> 00:51:49,486
I hunt for money every day. I'm more pathetic
786
00:51:51,054 --> 00:51:52,844
Honey... You're a righteous man
787
00:51:53,044 --> 00:51:56,154
Stop playing around with him
788
00:51:56,254 --> 00:51:56,981
You punched his face!
789
00:51:57,081 --> 00:51:58,743
- Sorry, that wasn't deliberate - I said "avoid the face"
790
00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:01,536
If we win, we get married, come on!
791
00:52:01,736 --> 00:52:02,997
Go for the groin
792
00:52:09,206 --> 00:52:12,091
I've seen your condition before
793
00:52:12,191 --> 00:52:14,440
You have pre-marital phobia
794
00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:17,279
Just admit defeat and you'll be healed!
795
00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:21,320
Yours is called pre-marital money deficiency
796
00:52:22,030 --> 00:52:26,371
Surrender to me and you'll never be broke again!
797
00:52:30,888 --> 00:52:32,497
Honey, fight!
798
00:52:46,389 --> 00:52:49,263
Goodbye, Miss!
799
00:52:49,751 --> 00:52:52,745
- Goodbye - Goodbye!
800
00:52:55,710 --> 00:52:58,660
Hi, Principal!
801
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,773
Since you got engaged, you're always late or calling in sick
802
00:53:01,973 --> 00:53:04,617
Your face even turned red, scaring off our students
803
00:53:04,717 --> 00:53:06,528
I've cancelled all your classes!
804
00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,741
Principal... Are you firing me?
805
00:53:08,941 --> 00:53:10,620
Glorified retirement!
806
00:53:11,901 --> 00:53:14,369
Please! Please don't fire me...
807
00:53:16,014 --> 00:53:18,705
I've already lost my best friend
808
00:53:22,018 --> 00:53:23,985
I can't lose my job too!
809
00:53:24,085 --> 00:53:25,993
You still have a good husband!
810
00:53:46,445 --> 00:53:48,834
I've lost my job
811
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:52,237
I've lost my best friend
812
00:53:53,599 --> 00:53:58,635
My life is a huge mess
813
00:53:59,642 --> 00:54:04,563
Just cry it out when you're sad
814
00:54:05,837 --> 00:54:07,881
Ma Li used to say that too
815
00:54:12,288 --> 00:54:14,350
I feel so lonely right now
816
00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:23,491
I'm here, Jing!
817
00:54:23,691 --> 00:54:24,865
Come over here, Ma Li!
818
00:54:43,709 --> 00:54:47,106
We always hugged each other when there was a thunderstorm
819
00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:50,282
But now...
820
00:54:52,364 --> 00:54:54,335
Have you broght
821
00:54:54,535 --> 00:54:56,572
your graduation certificates with you?
822
00:55:00,481 --> 00:55:04,686
Going from BFF's to complete strangers just because of a wedding
823
00:55:04,786 --> 00:55:08,434
I honestly feel that it's too big a price to pay
824
00:55:08,645 --> 00:55:12,030
Look at each other and see where you've ended up
825
00:55:12,399 --> 00:55:14,381
Look at each other
826
00:55:19,469 --> 00:55:22,628
How could you say that you used to be till-death-do-you-part-BFFs?
827
00:55:27,047 --> 00:55:29,256
It means that when her stomach hurts
828
00:55:30,038 --> 00:55:33,251
I immediately know if it's indigestion or her period
829
00:55:34,902 --> 00:55:37,097
If she meets a new guy,
830
00:55:38,095 --> 00:55:41,053
I can tell if he's her real target,
831
00:55:41,353 --> 00:55:43,283
or she just needs his help
832
00:55:46,765 --> 00:55:51,870
I hate whoever she hates!
833
00:55:52,345 --> 00:55:56,939
I go whereever she wants to go!
834
00:55:57,672 --> 00:56:01,778
I made it though the darkest days,
835
00:56:02,445 --> 00:56:04,697
because of her
836
00:56:05,746 --> 00:56:10,476
I feel less lonely, because of her
837
00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:20,070
We once said, no matter how the world changes...
838
00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:24,529
our friendship will remain constant
839
00:56:27,919 --> 00:56:29,934
What have you done to it?
840
00:56:32,814 --> 00:56:34,784
You messed up my hair
841
00:56:34,884 --> 00:56:37,815
You know me, I tore it up in an angry fit
842
00:56:38,215 --> 00:56:40,070
It's just a piece of paper
843
00:56:40,170 --> 00:56:41,557
Why are you overreacting?
844
00:56:41,657 --> 00:56:45,495
Did you hear what she just said? Just a piece of paper?!
845
00:56:46,316 --> 00:56:48,533
This is our friendship certificate
846
00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,702
If you don't care about it,
847
00:56:53,456 --> 00:56:55,518
I won't bother to keep mine either
848
00:57:08,362 --> 00:57:09,277
What a waste of effort!
849
00:57:11,493 --> 00:57:13,996
Choose who is the winning bride tonight!
850
00:57:14,096 --> 00:57:15,867
The voting starts now!
851
00:57:16,496 --> 00:57:19,881
Who will be the champion today?
852
00:57:19,981 --> 00:57:22,356
Here are the results
853
00:57:34,599 --> 00:57:37,003
I won! I won! I won!
854
00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,436
I won Too! I won too!
855
00:57:41,736 --> 00:57:42,947
We only have one prize!
856
00:57:43,147 --> 00:57:44,119
First come, first served!
857
00:57:58,424 --> 00:57:59,310
Stop!
858
00:58:02,758 --> 00:58:05,567
Both of you are disqualified!
859
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,913
May you live happily never after!
860
00:58:10,113 --> 00:58:10,996
Leave!
861
00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,258
(He Jing's Secret)
862
00:58:31,358 --> 00:58:32,816
Honey!
863
00:58:33,765 --> 00:58:38,137
Have you cooled down yet? You're still angry?
864
00:58:40,088 --> 00:58:43,359
You know what He Jing did?
865
00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:45,660
The honeymoon trip would have been mine
866
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:50,354
if she hadn't interfered!
867
00:58:51,770 --> 00:58:54,172
But she didn't win it either
868
00:58:56,210 --> 00:58:59,210
Give me a smile
869
00:59:02,855 --> 00:59:06,663
Wait! What's wrong with your neck?
870
00:59:07,064 --> 00:59:10,420
I rubbed it too hard with my towel in the shower. I'm fine!
871
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:11,686
Why is it only one patch?
872
00:59:11,786 --> 00:59:12,975
Because that part was dirty!
873
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:16,134
Oh, I gotta go right now to an outdoor photo shoot!
874
00:59:17,112 --> 00:59:18,537
Sorry, honey! Sorry!
875
00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:20,685
Help me up!
876
00:59:21,185 --> 00:59:24,954
Honey, that Super Ma-Li-o is really getting on my nerves
877
00:59:25,054 --> 00:59:27,189
What does she know about Shakespeare?
878
00:59:27,389 --> 00:59:29,013
Always trying to one-up me!
879
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:30,846
It's alright, honey
880
00:59:30,946 --> 00:59:33,434
Don't get too angry, the stress is bad for your health
881
00:59:33,534 --> 00:59:34,489
I want to remain calm too
882
00:59:34,689 --> 00:59:38,014
But you know how much time I've spent on this wedding
883
00:59:38,270 --> 00:59:40,356
I know. I want to help out too
884
00:59:40,556 --> 00:59:42,038
I really do. You know that
885
00:59:42,138 --> 00:59:44,027
But look at my workload today
886
00:59:44,611 --> 00:59:46,345
If we keep this up, I won't be able to leave until midnight
887
00:59:46,445 --> 00:59:47,408
I'm sorry, honey
888
00:59:48,181 --> 00:59:49,680
It's my fault. I'll help you
889
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,147
It's alright, honey
890
00:59:59,858 --> 01:00:01,225
What is this?
891
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:02,995
What?
892
01:00:07,341 --> 01:00:10,527
(Prenumptial Agreement)
893
01:00:10,627 --> 01:00:11,848
Do you love me?
894
01:00:12,450 --> 01:00:13,417
Of course I love you
895
01:00:13,517 --> 01:00:15,188
Why do you love me?
896
01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:26,524
I get it
897
01:00:28,787 --> 01:00:29,500
Thank you
898
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:46,596
We were once inseperable
899
01:00:47,662 --> 01:00:59,320
Why have the memories now become teardrops
900
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:14,402
Countless sleepless nights
901
01:01:14,502 --> 01:01:30,896
All i want is to see you in my dream
902
01:01:33,671 --> 01:01:40,698
I have never realized
903
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:49,532
I can't live without you
904
01:01:49,732 --> 01:02:01,773
I really miss you so
905
01:02:01,873 --> 01:02:04,398
(Kevin loves Jing forever!)
906
01:02:14,256 --> 01:02:15,755
Why did you turn off your phone?
907
01:02:17,216 --> 01:02:19,485
But you were able to find me anyway
908
01:02:24,082 --> 01:02:27,820
Do you know the difference between "like" and "love"?
909
01:02:29,286 --> 01:02:32,017
"Like" is when you see a beautiful flower,
910
01:02:32,910 --> 01:02:34,736
and you just want to pluck it
911
01:02:34,836 --> 01:02:36,319
But "love" is different
912
01:02:37,929 --> 01:02:41,410
"Love" is when you see the flower, and you shelter it from the sun,
913
01:02:41,610 --> 01:02:43,074
water it every day,
914
01:02:43,174 --> 01:02:44,669
and feel the need to protect it,
915
01:02:44,947 --> 01:02:45,571
not just...
916
01:02:45,871 --> 01:02:47,293
For me, true love means
917
01:02:47,393 --> 01:02:50,122
you'd do anything for the one you love
918
01:02:50,222 --> 01:02:52,488
Even being the mud under her feet would be a pleasure
919
01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,999
That is love, and I can make that sacrifice
920
01:02:56,393 --> 01:02:58,029
That would be smelly
921
01:02:58,866 --> 01:03:00,240
I'm serious
922
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:02,407
Stinky!
923
01:03:06,694 --> 01:03:08,989
You know, I thought about it for a long time
924
01:03:09,655 --> 01:03:11,512
I don't want to just make up reasons to please you
925
01:03:11,712 --> 01:03:13,133
I could come up with many answers
926
01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:15,179
But I'd just be tricking you
927
01:03:15,279 --> 01:03:17,456
with clever words
928
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,410
Okay. You asked why I love you
929
01:03:20,610 --> 01:03:21,556
I feel like...
930
01:03:21,956 --> 01:03:23,571
No words can explain my love
931
01:03:23,771 --> 01:03:27,192
All I want to do is be beside you,
932
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:29,741
to see you every day, kiss you before I go to work,
933
01:03:29,878 --> 01:03:31,041
kiss you when I return home,
934
01:03:31,241 --> 01:03:32,638
kiss you before I go to sleep
935
01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:34,634
I'm satisfied with kissing you just three times a day
936
01:03:34,834 --> 01:03:36,776
I don't know what else I can expect
937
01:03:38,945 --> 01:03:40,022
I understand
938
01:03:41,338 --> 01:03:43,877
Your coming here proved that you love me
939
01:03:54,132 --> 01:03:58,521
I'm so anxious lately. Do I have "premarital-phobia"?
940
01:04:00,428 --> 01:04:02,162
You'll be cured after the wedding
941
01:04:04,705 --> 01:04:07,865
Luo Dan! Cheating on me before the wedding
942
01:04:07,965 --> 01:04:09,904
Today I'm going to break your leg!
943
01:04:12,692 --> 01:04:16,959
(RMB 200 for 10 minutes! Let me be your punching bag)
944
01:04:19,425 --> 01:04:20,997
Remove your panda head!
945
01:04:22,188 --> 01:04:25,206
Take off your panda head! I've paid you!
946
01:04:25,306 --> 01:04:28,753
You wrote it! RBM 200 for 10 minutes
947
01:04:30,630 --> 01:04:31,805
Take it off!
948
01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:34,442
Why do you want me to take it off?
949
01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:35,683
Because I want to tell you...
950
01:04:35,983 --> 01:04:37,606
I just got dumped!
951
01:04:40,829 --> 01:04:42,373
Please come back next time
952
01:04:48,976 --> 01:04:50,402
Do whatever you want
953
01:04:51,236 --> 01:04:52,651
You're happy, bro?
954
01:04:56,306 --> 01:04:57,759
Wow Haha
955
01:05:01,584 --> 01:05:07,519
Handsome, I will lick the cream off you
956
01:05:09,126 --> 01:05:09,900
Excuse me! Get out of my way!
957
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,710
- What are you doing? - Nobody can touch my husband except me!
958
01:05:11,810 --> 01:05:13,703
You'll have to go through me!
959
01:05:13,803 --> 01:05:17,876
Go away! What are you looking at?
960
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:29,697
I'm sorry! I won't act so spoiled anymore
961
01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:35,100
I promise to be a diligent and frugal wife!
962
01:05:35,936 --> 01:05:37,711
You'll suffer
963
01:05:38,511 --> 01:05:41,543
You are my woman. No matter what it takes,
964
01:05:42,059 --> 01:05:45,330
I'll give you the perfect wedding!
965
01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:58,870
It's okay. It's okay
966
01:06:49,198 --> 01:06:50,227
Where's Jing?
967
01:07:06,081 --> 01:07:09,557
(Jing, I said something really mean to you)
968
01:07:17,663 --> 01:07:19,228
Here I am
969
01:07:57,485 --> 01:07:59,665
You know what to do
970
01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:03,064
Hurry up! Melt it!
971
01:08:03,264 --> 01:08:04,346
In one go
972
01:08:10,049 --> 01:08:11,771
Cool
973
01:08:54,383 --> 01:08:57,112
Bride and groom, bow to one another
974
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,053
- Bow - Bow
975
01:09:04,688 --> 01:09:08,947
Now, please pay your respects to your parents
976
01:09:09,047 --> 01:09:11,549
Parents, please give them the red packets
977
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:13,286
Thank you, mom
978
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:20,869
Father-in-law
979
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:29,005
Thank you, father-in-law
980
01:09:29,205 --> 01:09:31,620
Shed a tear for happiness! Cry!
981
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,493
Cry?
982
01:09:34,034 --> 01:09:35,272
But I can't
983
01:09:35,604 --> 01:09:38,655
You must! Cry now!
984
01:09:39,104 --> 01:09:40,741
Okay... I'm crying
985
01:09:42,092 --> 01:09:44,152
It's okay...
986
01:09:44,352 --> 01:09:50,652
Be good to my daughter, or I'll kill you!
987
01:09:56,107 --> 01:09:59,091
- Thank you, Mom - I'm not leaving!
988
01:09:59,284 --> 01:10:01,213
I'm not leaving!
989
01:10:01,413 --> 01:10:04,683
Father-in-law, we must go now
990
01:10:13,230 --> 01:10:17,191
520, Wo-Ai-Ni, I love you,
991
01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:20,719
Is the most romantic day of the year
992
01:10:21,519 --> 01:10:23,903
Today, we will host two weddings here
993
01:10:24,203 --> 01:10:28,826
Our toughest, most perilous battle yet!
994
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,893
So, guard your camps! Execute your duties!
995
01:10:33,093 --> 01:10:34,819
And be on red alert! We must give it our all!
996
01:10:35,019 --> 01:10:35,767
Yes, Sir!
997
01:10:35,867 --> 01:10:37,746
He Jing's and Ma Li's. Don't mix them up!
998
01:10:39,751 --> 01:10:41,332
The Beast Shop has never failed us
999
01:10:41,432 --> 01:10:43,943
This way... This way... Come
1000
01:10:44,424 --> 01:10:46,828
Confetti is Ma Li's. Strobe lights are He Jing's
1001
01:10:47,381 --> 01:10:49,755
Those must be separated. One bottle for each side!
1002
01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:51,753
Attention! Attention!
1003
01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:54,758
This is not a dress rehearsal or a drill!
1004
01:10:54,858 --> 01:10:57,401
This is the real deal! Move it!
1005
01:11:00,187 --> 01:11:02,871
Can't even see the blue in your hair anymore!
1006
01:11:03,835 --> 01:11:05,566
No more blue!
1007
01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:09,250
Ma Li,
1008
01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:13,109
you are the most beautiful bride I've ever seen
1009
01:11:13,209 --> 01:11:15,191
Totally unique!
1010
01:11:16,342 --> 01:11:19,591
Boss, Bride #2 needs you! Bride #2 needs you!
1011
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,058
Excuse me
1012
01:11:30,299 --> 01:11:31,358
How's it going?
1013
01:11:35,173 --> 01:11:35,892
Ma Li
1014
01:11:35,992 --> 01:11:37,372
I mean, He Jing
1015
01:11:37,472 --> 01:11:42,289
You're definetly the most beautiful bride I've ever seen
1016
01:11:42,389 --> 01:11:43,993
The most unique!
1017
01:11:44,093 --> 01:11:44,975
Fore sure!
1018
01:11:45,075 --> 01:11:47,406
Boss, guests incoming! Any diversion plan?
1019
01:11:47,906 --> 01:11:48,738
Excuse me
1020
01:11:49,872 --> 01:11:51,504
- Let's go - Be quick
1021
01:11:53,217 --> 01:11:55,668
Wow. Stunning
1022
01:11:57,502 --> 01:11:58,605
Which side is which bride?
1023
01:11:58,805 --> 01:11:59,914
This side is He Jing
1024
01:12:00,114 --> 01:12:01,149
This side is Ma Li
1025
01:12:02,180 --> 01:12:03,040
Let's go
1026
01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:04,296
1, 2, 3!
1027
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,197
Dad, Mom!
1028
01:12:11,084 --> 01:12:13,021
Sweetie, you look stunning!
1029
01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:16,609
We've been waiting for theis day, we just didn't tell you
1030
01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:17,938
We didn't want to pressure you
1031
01:12:18,138 --> 01:12:20,114
Not telling me gave me even more pressure
1032
01:12:22,644 --> 01:12:23,903
Jing!
1033
01:12:25,502 --> 01:12:28,283
You look breathtaking today!
1034
01:12:30,234 --> 01:12:33,082
Yes! Jing has never let us down
1035
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,565
She takes care of others
1036
01:12:34,765 --> 01:12:37,646
And now someone will take care of her
1037
01:12:37,746 --> 01:12:41,726
You must be feeling full of bliss now, right?
1038
01:12:41,926 --> 01:12:44,613
Actually I'm a bit nervous
1039
01:12:44,713 --> 01:12:46,566
I wish Ma Li were by my side
1040
01:12:46,843 --> 01:12:48,573
You asked me to bring this over
1041
01:12:48,773 --> 01:12:49,782
Thanks, Dad
1042
01:12:50,271 --> 01:12:52,573
This is my weapon of mass destruction for He Jing
1043
01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:54,947
A powerful gift
1044
01:12:56,107 --> 01:12:58,436
Hold it back. It's time to go
1045
01:12:59,761 --> 01:13:01,360
Oh my god!
1046
01:13:01,832 --> 01:13:02,970
Calm down! Calm down!
1047
01:13:03,559 --> 01:13:04,663
Quickly give this to Alexander
1048
01:13:04,763 --> 01:13:05,529
Tell him he's got the wrong DVD
1049
01:13:05,729 --> 01:13:07,127
This is the right one. Tell him he must play this
1050
01:13:07,327 --> 01:13:07,992
Did you hear me?
1051
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:09,717
- Yes... - Play this DVD. Hurry up!
1052
01:13:09,817 --> 01:13:12,408
- Didn't you agree on a ceasefire? - Hurry up!
1053
01:13:13,285 --> 01:13:15,778
- Relax - Oh my!
1054
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:21,392
They used to be BFFs. No need to be so cruel!
1055
01:13:23,508 --> 01:13:25,155
You must miss her
1056
01:13:27,116 --> 01:13:28,069
The thing you asked me to do
1057
01:13:28,169 --> 01:13:29,133
What's that?
1058
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,935
It's a secret. Only Ma Li will know
1059
01:13:33,035 --> 01:13:36,322
T-minus 2 minutes. Look sharp!
1060
01:13:36,644 --> 01:13:38,673
Can I go outside for a moment? I want to see someone
1061
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:42,627
Now? Are you kidding me! Time's up! Get ready!
1062
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,630
Hand me my phone. Phone!
1063
01:13:54,050 --> 01:13:57,644
Jing, It's Ma Li
1064
01:13:57,744 --> 01:14:01,306
I said something really mean to you
1065
01:14:01,406 --> 01:14:05,292
I'm sorry. You know how emotional I get
1066
01:14:06,711 --> 01:14:08,287
I sincerly wish you
1067
01:14:08,523 --> 01:14:12,177
the most romantic wedding in the world
1068
01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:16,096
Meeting you was the greatest blessing in my life
1069
01:14:17,518 --> 01:14:21,993
Ma Li. It's a pity that I can't say this to you face-to-face
1070
01:14:23,693 --> 01:14:26,127
I sincerly wish you all the happiness
1071
01:14:26,851 --> 01:14:29,075
Your happiness is my happiness
1072
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,367
I'll always love you
1073
01:16:11,965 --> 01:16:13,638
I'm sorry. Times up
1074
01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:30,870
I'm the sexiest and wildest queen
1075
01:17:59,586 --> 01:18:00,938
Jing! Jing!
1076
01:18:03,069 --> 01:18:06,028
Mayday, Alexander! The war is on!
1077
01:18:07,319 --> 01:18:09,717
Tackle her! Use whatever means necessary!
1078
01:18:33,844 --> 01:18:35,258
Ma Li!
1079
01:18:37,082 --> 01:18:38,915
I'm gonna kill you! How could you do that to me?
1080
01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:42,651
- What? - You switched my wedding video!
1081
01:18:48,418 --> 01:18:49,595
No!
1082
01:19:29,688 --> 01:19:31,220
Look at those two
1083
01:19:31,420 --> 01:19:33,444
Just like when we were kids
1084
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:38,453
We shouldn't act like this
1085
01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:43,060
Right. Our weddings deserve more than this
1086
01:19:52,683 --> 01:19:55,609
Jing, I'm sorry
1087
01:19:56,288 --> 01:19:58,444
I swapped your wedding video
1088
01:19:58,644 --> 01:20:01,926
I asked Xiaorou to switch it back, just before the ceremony
1089
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:05,053
I don't know what happened
1090
01:20:05,999 --> 01:20:08,946
I'm really sorry I ruined your wedding! I'm so sorry!
1091
01:20:12,661 --> 01:20:14,824
I'm too obsessed with saving face
1092
01:20:15,914 --> 01:20:17,947
I should apologize too
1093
01:20:19,443 --> 01:20:21,331
Even though we have found
1094
01:20:23,306 --> 01:20:27,994
The best husbands, the perfect edding venue,
1095
01:20:28,194 --> 01:20:30,084
the prettiest wedding dresses
1096
01:20:32,356 --> 01:20:34,325
Deep down, I still think that
1097
01:20:35,986 --> 01:20:40,956
without your blessing, I won't be happy at all!
1098
01:20:50,804 --> 01:20:51,950
Jing
1099
01:21:15,442 --> 01:21:16,840
Sorry, hubby!
1100
01:21:17,398 --> 01:21:19,198
Don't apologize to me
1101
01:21:19,298 --> 01:21:21,098
I like you even when you're being unreasonable
1102
01:21:21,198 --> 01:21:23,150
That's what makes you different
1103
01:21:25,545 --> 01:21:26,610
Hey,
1104
01:21:27,358 --> 01:21:30,751
you look sexy as always when you fight and cry
1105
01:21:32,704 --> 01:21:35,919
I loved your dance moves in the video,
1106
01:21:36,019 --> 01:21:37,909
give me a private show later
1107
01:21:38,466 --> 01:21:40,132
I heard that!
1108
01:21:42,966 --> 01:21:45,915
Sorry guests. Please give us two more minutes
1109
01:21:46,015 --> 01:21:47,061
Hurry up!
1110
01:21:48,872 --> 01:21:49,813
Be careful!
1111
01:21:49,913 --> 01:21:51,804
- Strobe lights and confetti ready - Wait!
1112
01:21:52,204 --> 01:21:54,714
Actually, that's not what we want
1113
01:21:55,114 --> 01:21:55,826
Can we cancel them?
1114
01:21:55,926 --> 01:21:57,066
Cancel?!
1115
01:21:58,648 --> 01:22:02,914
Of course. No refunds permitted
1116
01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:06,938
So... what kind of wedding do you want?
1117
01:22:19,654 --> 01:22:22,120
The veil seems to be broken
1118
01:22:24,915 --> 01:22:26,935
This is my wedding gift for you
1119
01:22:29,752 --> 01:22:32,623
The first time I was a bride,
1120
01:22:32,723 --> 01:22:35,369
a girl pinned it in my hair
1121
01:22:37,004 --> 01:22:38,025
Done
1122
01:22:41,923 --> 01:22:44,202
I have a gift for you too
1123
01:22:46,104 --> 01:22:47,129
Look
1124
01:22:58,333 --> 01:22:59,733
Remember this?
1125
01:23:11,067 --> 01:23:13,013
Are we still best friends?
1126
01:23:13,729 --> 01:23:16,133
Best friends forever
1127
01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:21,459
For the rest of our lives!
1128
01:23:23,978 --> 01:23:25,672
- Let's go! - Sure!
1129
01:23:33,663 --> 01:23:35,351
This wedding has taught me that
1130
01:23:35,451 --> 01:23:39,135
some friendships never fade away
1131
01:23:39,235 --> 01:23:40,071
Sometimes,
1132
01:23:40,171 --> 01:23:44,281
you meet someone who'll stand by you no matter what
1133
01:23:44,681 --> 01:23:46,654
We're two lonely city girls,
1134
01:23:46,754 --> 01:23:51,286
who fell in love and got married together
1135
01:23:51,486 --> 01:23:54,280
We depend on each other for warmth
1136
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:55,873
We will be lifelong BFFs!
1137
01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:59,581
No, ultimate BFFs till death do us part!
1138
01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:27,372
Stop!
1139
01:24:33,220 --> 01:24:34,374
Bride and groom
1140
01:24:34,574 --> 01:24:36,593
Sorry! Both brides and grooms
1141
01:24:38,352 --> 01:24:39,549
Nice to meet you!
1142
01:24:39,749 --> 01:24:41,623
Today, it is my pleasure to be here
1143
01:24:43,418 --> 01:24:47,483
If... If...
1144
01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:53,272
for better or for worst,
1145
01:24:53,472 --> 01:24:55,556
for richer or for poorer,
1146
01:24:56,172 --> 01:24:56,984
for...
1147
01:24:59,014 --> 01:24:59,862
for...
1148
01:25:00,722 --> 01:25:03,484
Are you willing to be...
1149
01:25:03,584 --> 01:25:04,826
faithful partners...
1150
01:25:04,926 --> 01:25:05,625
forever?
1151
01:25:06,527 --> 01:25:07,403
Of course
1152
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:08,488
Okay
1153
01:25:10,802 --> 01:25:11,761
Whatever you just said
1154
01:25:11,861 --> 01:25:12,892
Yes!
1155
01:25:13,553 --> 01:25:14,759
Thank god!
1156
01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:17,439
I hope you accidently end up...
1157
01:25:17,639 --> 01:25:18,624
together forever!
1158
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,962
Let's party!
1159
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:06,683
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