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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,104 (flies buzzing) 2 00:00:04,858 --> 00:00:06,110 (legs rasping) 3 00:00:11,788 --> 00:00:15,964 (legs rasping) 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,635 (legs rasping) 5 00:00:21,016 --> 00:00:21,934 (cheese rumbling) 6 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,355 (fly vocalizing) 7 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:26,150 (fly vocalizing) 8 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,990 (legs rasping) 9 00:00:31,703 --> 00:00:33,791 (legs rasping) 10 00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:36,463 (fly chomping) 11 00:00:37,422 --> 00:00:40,054 (fly retches) 12 00:00:40,054 --> 00:00:41,056 (flies slurping) 13 00:00:44,436 --> 00:00:48,654 (coin rattling) 14 00:00:48,654 --> 00:00:49,531 (jazzy rock music) 15 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:52,537 ♪ Hey, Joe, what do ya know ♪ 16 00:00:55,876 --> 00:00:57,379 ♪ Your hair's a masterpiece ♪ 17 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,757 ♪ How do you keep it shiny ♪ 18 00:00:58,757 --> 00:01:00,094 ♪ Why, I use bacon grease ♪ 19 00:01:01,972 --> 00:01:05,187 ♪ You know, Gina's absent ♪ 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,525 ♪ I heard she stayed in bed ♪ 21 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,696 ♪ I guess she didn't feel like coming ♪ 22 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:11,240 ♪ She sent her wig instead ♪ 23 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,954 ♪ Buzz cuts, crew cuts, they don't rate ♪ 24 00:01:13,954 --> 00:01:16,459 ♪ You need a pomp or a beehive to ♪ 25 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:18,379 - [Buttercup] Well, screw you, I'm thirsty. 26 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,761 (singers vocalizing) 27 00:01:21,761 --> 00:01:24,559 What do you have to drink? 28 00:01:24,559 --> 00:01:26,188 I'm so parched I could drink Echo Lake dry. 29 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:29,401 - Buttercup, we're late. 30 00:01:29,401 --> 00:01:31,156 We don't have time for a drink. 31 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:35,122 I spend my whole life waiting for you. 32 00:01:35,122 --> 00:01:37,960 - We've only been going steady for a year! 33 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,257 So go by yourself. 34 00:01:40,257 --> 00:01:41,467 - [Wally] So maybe I will. 35 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:43,012 - [Buttercup] Hmm, I think I'll have the, um-- 36 00:01:43,012 --> 00:01:47,395 - Oh, Buttercup, come on. 37 00:01:47,395 --> 00:01:49,483 - [Buttercup] Gosh, let's see. 38 00:01:49,483 --> 00:01:51,821 (fingers thumping) 39 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,116 I'll have, I want a cherry cola. 40 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:57,959 ♪ He's more than a jock ♪ 41 00:01:57,959 --> 00:01:59,461 ♪ He don't need a helmet, his hair is like a rock ♪ 42 00:01:59,461 --> 00:02:02,260 ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 43 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,138 - (screeches) Those flies, they're having sex! (screams) 44 00:02:04,138 --> 00:02:08,814 (flies splat) - You, you killed my flies. 45 00:02:08,814 --> 00:02:11,569 They were just young lovers, like Cherri and Spud. 46 00:02:12,905 --> 00:02:17,248 Cherry (sniffs) and Spud. 47 00:02:17,248 --> 00:02:20,629 - Let's get out of here, Buttercup. 48 00:02:20,629 --> 00:02:22,633 This guy's nuts. 49 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:23,969 He names his flies. 50 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,471 - Well, I think that's cute. 51 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:28,687 - Screw you, I'm outta here, and I'm taking 52 00:02:28,687 --> 00:02:31,735 your corsage. (Buttercup bawling) 53 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,905 - [JoJo] Hold on there, bucko. - Hey, you, leave my boyfriend alone, 54 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:36,828 you, you, you! 55 00:02:36,828 --> 00:02:38,373 - Wait, there's a story you two need to hear. 56 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:43,967 It's about a couple kinda like you two kids. 57 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:46,806 (cheerful rockabilly music) 58 00:02:46,806 --> 00:02:50,104 It's a tale of the prom, of love, 59 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:53,362 of Cherri and Spud. (bell clanging) 60 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:57,703 ♪ Two young lovers, no moon above ♪ 61 00:02:57,703 --> 00:03:01,126 ♪ Driving to the prom to pledge their love ♪ 62 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:03,924 (crowd chattering) 63 00:03:03,924 --> 00:03:05,427 ♪ He parked on the hillside to give her his ring ♪ 64 00:03:05,427 --> 00:03:08,975 ♪ For she was his queen ♪ (motorcycle rumbling) 65 00:03:08,975 --> 00:03:11,356 ♪ And he was her king ♪ 66 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:15,447 ♪ As he bent down to kiss her, he released the brake ♪ 67 00:03:15,447 --> 00:03:19,079 ♪ The car slid back toward Echo Lake ♪ 68 00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:24,924 ♪ Why did they do it, why didn't they wait ♪ 69 00:03:24,924 --> 00:03:28,055 ♪ They were lost in a kiss ♪ 70 00:03:28,055 --> 00:03:29,809 ♪ On their final date ♪ - Stop! 71 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,562 ♪ There was no one to see ♪ 72 00:03:31,562 --> 00:03:32,982 ♪ Not a soul around ♪ (crowd screaming) 73 00:03:32,982 --> 00:03:34,693 ♪ As the car descended and and the lovers drowned ♪ 74 00:03:35,611 --> 00:03:40,247 (tires screeching) (engine roaring) 75 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:41,750 ♪ Every June on prom night in their watery hearse ♪ 76 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,340 ♪ They head for the dance to deliver their curse ♪ 77 00:03:46,175 --> 00:03:50,976 ♪ Ever since that night, no one dares ♪ 78 00:03:50,976 --> 00:03:54,608 ♪ To claim the crown that shoulda been theirs ♪ 79 00:04:13,604 --> 00:04:18,239 (soaring choir music) ♪ Ave ♪ 80 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,333 ♪ Maria ♪ (crowd chattering) 81 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:31,723 (Darlene laughs) 82 00:04:34,271 --> 00:04:37,026 (singing in foreign language) 83 00:04:40,199 --> 00:04:40,951 - [Crowd] Ah! 84 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,836 (Cherri sniffs) 85 00:04:45,836 --> 00:04:49,175 (wind whistling) 86 00:04:49,175 --> 00:04:52,558 (crowd chattering) 87 00:04:57,817 --> 00:05:02,327 - [Rod] Thank you, thank you. 88 00:05:02,327 --> 00:05:04,080 (man whispers) 89 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:04,916 (gulps) - Shh! 90 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:05,918 Shut up, you! 91 00:05:05,918 --> 00:05:07,963 - Cherri and I would like to welcome you all 92 00:05:07,963 --> 00:05:10,092 to the first day of school. 93 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,221 Hey, Cherri, are those pencils in your bra 94 00:05:12,221 --> 00:05:15,061 or are you just happy to see me? (laughs) 95 00:05:15,061 --> 00:05:18,859 (toothpick boings) 96 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,865 (both laughing) 97 00:05:24,329 --> 00:05:26,833 (all laughing) 98 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:29,674 But seriously, it's great to be back and-- 99 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,594 (engine humming) (cheerful rockabilly music) 100 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:45,622 (singers whistling) (singers vocalizing) 101 00:05:45,622 --> 00:05:47,459 (screams) (tires screeching) 102 00:05:48,335 --> 00:05:53,137 (singers whistling) (singers vocalizing) 103 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:57,186 (bumper clangs) 104 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:06,121 (Rod growls) 105 00:06:06,121 --> 00:06:06,998 (crowd clamoring) 106 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:09,919 (suspenseful music) - Huh, wuh, uh, uh, uh, 107 00:06:13,636 --> 00:06:15,181 I was driving, very happy. 108 00:06:15,181 --> 00:06:16,768 Driving, wave to the crowd, further along there's (screams). 109 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:19,898 I didn't see it there, you know. 110 00:06:19,898 --> 00:06:21,151 (ominous music) 111 00:06:21,151 --> 00:06:25,117 - Let me at him, Rod, I'll strip his gears. - No, Zip, butt out. 112 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:27,539 - [Principal] All right students, quit your roughhousing 113 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:29,710 and come to class. 114 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:30,878 - It's the first day of school 115 00:06:30,878 --> 00:06:32,131 and I wanna start the year off right. 116 00:06:32,131 --> 00:06:34,302 - Yeah, with a big fight. 117 00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:37,058 - Come on, let's go. - Yeah, you wanna-- 118 00:06:37,058 --> 00:06:38,435 (hair boings) (crowd chattering) 119 00:06:38,435 --> 00:06:40,356 (Rod laughs) 120 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:47,078 (hair snaps) (Dwayne and Zip laughing) 121 00:06:47,078 --> 00:06:50,669 (crowd laughing) 122 00:06:50,669 --> 00:06:54,092 (glass clattering) 123 00:06:54,092 --> 00:06:57,140 - [Rod] Hmm. 124 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,560 (footsteps booming) 125 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,523 (engine rumbles) 126 00:07:02,651 --> 00:07:04,362 (flames whooshing) 127 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:08,830 (tires screeching) (metal clanking) 128 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:10,792 (upbeat rockabilly music) 129 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:13,130 (intercom hisses) - Alright, misters and misses, 130 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:15,176 please calm down and report to class. 131 00:07:15,176 --> 00:07:17,806 (intercom hisses) 132 00:07:17,806 --> 00:07:19,267 (electricity zaps) 133 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:20,186 (students chattering faintly) 134 00:07:20,186 --> 00:07:22,190 - (coughs) Hmm, now then, students, 135 00:07:22,858 --> 00:07:26,616 let me show you (coughs) the joys of biology (laughs). 136 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:32,794 (static hissing) 137 00:07:32,794 --> 00:07:34,505 Watch closely now. (laughs) 138 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:38,138 (electricity zapping) 139 00:07:38,138 --> 00:07:41,729 Okay, who's next? 140 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,525 Don't worry, he's dead. 141 00:07:44,525 --> 00:07:46,697 - Oh, no, not me. - Oh, not me. 142 00:07:46,697 --> 00:07:48,533 No, no, (laughs). - No way. 143 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,787 - Oh, no! - It's too slimy. 144 00:07:49,787 --> 00:07:52,375 - [Snerz] Here, you try it, Zip. 145 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:54,212 - Wow, you, you really mean it, Mr. Snerz? 146 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:58,220 (electricity zapping) 147 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,809 Golly, it's like Christmas and my birthday rolled into one! 148 00:08:02,353 --> 00:08:06,696 So are these his sex organs, Mr. Snerz? 149 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:11,413 - Ew! (electricity zapping) 150 00:08:11,413 --> 00:08:13,082 (singers vocalizing) 151 00:08:13,082 --> 00:08:14,962 (laughs) (frog screeching) 152 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,926 ♪ Ooh ♪ (frog thudding) 153 00:08:17,926 --> 00:08:20,724 ♪ Ooh ♪ (frog croaks) 154 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:22,686 (door squeaks) 155 00:08:22,686 --> 00:08:25,232 - Is this biology class, Mr., er, Snerz? 156 00:08:26,359 --> 00:08:29,992 - Obviously. 157 00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:31,619 (electricity zapping) (frog croaks) 158 00:08:31,619 --> 00:08:33,457 What's your name? - Ah, you're ruining 159 00:08:33,457 --> 00:08:35,419 my nails! (sobs) - Uh, hi, my name's-- 160 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:37,841 (frog splats) Argh, ooh (coughs), 161 00:08:37,841 --> 00:08:39,720 ooh, ooh (sputters). 162 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,809 (mumbles) Spud (mumbles) kid in class. 163 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:45,564 - Please enunciate more clearly. 164 00:08:45,564 --> 00:08:47,694 - (smacks) I'm Spud, the uh-- 165 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:50,825 (student gasps) - The new kid in class. 166 00:08:50,825 --> 00:08:52,036 - [Snerz] Bring me that frog. 167 00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:53,455 (electricity zapping) 168 00:08:53,455 --> 00:08:55,166 (electricity zapping) - Ah, crikeys! 169 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,505 (frog splats) 170 00:08:57,505 --> 00:08:58,465 - Sit over there next to Cherri. 171 00:08:58,465 --> 00:09:00,845 Don't be shy. 172 00:09:00,845 --> 00:09:01,889 (whimsical guitar music) 173 00:09:08,986 --> 00:09:13,161 (Spud grunts) 174 00:09:16,709 --> 00:09:20,717 - Hmmph! 175 00:09:20,717 --> 00:09:25,352 - Now class (clears throat), the frog's reaction. (wheezes) Why? 176 00:09:25,352 --> 00:09:27,356 (cigarette crackles) 177 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:29,694 Somebody (coughs), anybody, mm. 178 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,326 (Zip gibbering) Yes, Zip. 179 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:35,414 - He was a horny toad (laughs). 180 00:09:35,414 --> 00:09:37,042 (class laughing) 181 00:09:38,587 --> 00:09:41,301 - Okay, class, what do we call it 182 00:09:41,301 --> 00:09:43,221 when an organism is dead yet comes to life, Cherri? 183 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,941 (hairspray hisses) (crowd cheering) 184 00:09:50,652 --> 00:09:54,660 (whistle shrieks) (singers vocalizing) - Uh-uh-uh. 185 00:09:58,084 --> 00:10:02,593 - I'm still waiting, Cherri, mm. 186 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,015 - Study. - Yes, Cherri, 187 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,400 we should all study (laughs). 188 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,446 (class laughing) 189 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,575 - (whispers) Cherri. 190 00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:15,995 - The new kid was rude to Cherri. 191 00:10:15,995 --> 00:10:18,291 - He insulted Cherri's honor. 192 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:20,504 (intercom hisses) - Attention, attention. 193 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:23,218 This is your principal speaking. 194 00:10:23,218 --> 00:10:24,762 The new kid was rude to our Cherri. 195 00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:26,976 (students shouting) - Rude kid! 196 00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:29,313 - There's the rude kid! - Rude kid, rude kid, 197 00:10:29,313 --> 00:10:32,278 rude kid, rude kid! - He's got some nerve. 198 00:10:32,278 --> 00:10:36,411 (heartbeat thumping) (footsteps tapping) 199 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:41,964 (singers vocalizing breathlessly) 200 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:46,222 ♪ New kid is a rude kid, new kid is a rude kid ♪ 201 00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:51,733 ♪ New kid is a rude kid, new kid is a rude kid ♪ 202 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:57,244 (frantic piano and drum music) 203 00:10:57,244 --> 00:10:59,165 (big band music) (singers vocalizing) 204 00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:15,614 (feet screeching) 205 00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:18,536 (intercom hisses) - Spud. 206 00:11:19,998 --> 00:11:22,544 (Spud screams) You're wanted 207 00:11:22,544 --> 00:11:23,797 in the principal's office now. 208 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,968 (Spud grunting) 209 00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:28,348 (screams) 210 00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:30,436 (lipstick squelching) 211 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:33,733 (brush rasping) 212 00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:35,570 - [Darlene] So are you ready for the big exam tomorrow? 213 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,868 - All set. (hairspray hisses) 214 00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:43,670 I'm wearing my tight orange dress with a yellow sweater. (singers vocalizing breathlessly) 215 00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:47,928 (girls screaming) - It's a boy! 216 00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:51,018 (hairspray hissing) (Spud shouting) 217 00:11:51,018 --> 00:11:54,650 - We're comin' in! (laughs) 218 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:57,281 - Okay. 219 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,243 - [Zip] No, Darlene, it's me, Zip! 220 00:11:59,243 --> 00:12:00,454 (flame whooshes) - Yeah (laughs), 221 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,458 I know. - Ooh! (groans) 222 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,420 (gulps) (steam crackling) 223 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:07,593 (Spud shouts) 224 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:08,720 (Spud thuds) 225 00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:17,696 (glass clatters) - Ah! 226 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,823 (Zip laughing) 227 00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:20,035 (Dwayne laughing) 228 00:12:20,035 --> 00:12:22,122 - What's your name, rude boy? 229 00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:24,710 - Uh, uh, Spud. 230 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:28,384 - (laughs) Spud, let's mash him. 231 00:12:28,384 --> 00:12:31,766 - (laughs) Let's french fry him (laughs). 232 00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:35,315 - Hey, tuber turd, I hear you're causing trouble. 233 00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:38,363 I hear you been passing notes to my Cherri in class, 234 00:12:38,363 --> 00:12:42,120 and I thought you were supposed to be so smart. 235 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,460 Remember this? (Spud gulping) 236 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,422 Well, it stinks. 237 00:12:47,422 --> 00:12:49,008 You know, dork, you've made me mad. 238 00:12:49,008 --> 00:12:53,476 Not just mad, but really mad. 239 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:12,514 I know, I'll make you Cherri's personal slave. 240 00:13:13,056 --> 00:13:17,524 You like that idea, Cherri? 241 00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:18,943 - Well, remember what happened to the last one. 242 00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:22,951 - Shh, shh, shh, shh, you know that was an accident. 243 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:25,916 But don't think about falling in love with Cherri. 244 00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:28,796 Actually, you know what, I hope you do fall for her. 245 00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:33,264 I pray you fall in love with her, know why? 246 00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:37,314 'Cause if I even see a hint of affection, 247 00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:39,485 know what I'm gonna do, towhead? 248 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,157 - (clears throat) What, no, what? 249 00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:44,203 - [Rod] Come here, Zip. 250 00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,706 (Zip laughs) 251 00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:46,540 This is you, Spuddy boy. 252 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,336 (somber music) - Gosh, Rod, 253 00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:50,548 you're a regular Rembrandt. 254 00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:52,844 - I'm gonna do this. 255 00:13:52,844 --> 00:13:54,431 (finger crunching) 256 00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:55,642 - Then what, Rod? (laughs) 257 00:13:55,642 --> 00:13:57,396 (singers vocalizing) (finger crunching) 258 00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:59,566 - Oh, oh, stop, oh, please stop, please stop! 259 00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:02,614 Oh, please stop, ow, oh! 260 00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:04,910 - And this. - Oh, ow, oh! 261 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,374 - But most fun. 262 00:14:07,374 --> 00:14:09,253 - Yeah, I like fun! (laughs) 263 00:14:09,253 --> 00:14:12,926 - Would be this. (blood sloshes) 264 00:14:12,926 --> 00:14:14,723 - Ow, ow, oh, oh, the pain, oh, the pain, the pain, oh, oh! 265 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:20,107 - (laughs) This sure is fun (laughs). 266 00:14:20,107 --> 00:14:23,197 - The pain, no, ow, boy, this is unbearable, ow, ow! 267 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:27,121 (clock ticking) 268 00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:28,165 (bell dings) 269 00:14:28,165 --> 00:14:30,503 (Zip screams) 270 00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:37,267 - Let that be a lesson to you, pipsqueak. 271 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,022 Fall in love with Cherri and that could be you. 272 00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:42,779 - Say, Rod (laughs), could, could you pop off 273 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:47,662 my other fingernail? (laughs) 274 00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:49,793 (bell dings) 275 00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:52,255 (students chattering) 276 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:56,054 - Cherri, I, I'm just a new kid in school. 277 00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:58,852 I don't, I don't know any of the rules, 278 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:01,398 so what do you say? 279 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:08,287 Can we just be friends? 280 00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:09,498 (discordant piano music) 281 00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:13,004 (jazzy music) (singers vocalizing) 282 00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:25,237 ♪ Ooh ♪ (ominous music) 283 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,331 - Okay, okay, I'll be your servant, 284 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:35,299 but, but just for a few days, right? 285 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,971 Then we'll forget this whole mess 286 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,265 ever happened, okay, Cherri? 287 00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:42,188 (gulps) God (mumbles), I really hate you. 288 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:46,572 - [Cherri] That's Miss Cherri to you, slave. 289 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:50,162 (wings flapping) 290 00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:52,375 (bluesy rock music) 291 00:15:58,512 --> 00:16:02,729 (breath whooshes) 292 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,194 (spits) 293 00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:08,783 (handkerchief squeaking) 294 00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:21,850 (electronic chimes clanging) 295 00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:25,692 (electronic chimes clanging) 296 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:31,036 (Spud groaning) (spine creaking) 297 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,168 - Ow, ow! 298 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,087 Eeh! (hairspray hissing) 299 00:16:37,424 --> 00:16:39,218 (breath whooshing) 300 00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:42,434 (tire rumbling) 301 00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:05,521 - (sputtering) Ah! 302 00:17:05,521 --> 00:17:08,527 (water sloshing) (dramatic music) 303 00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:14,790 (Cherri screaming) 304 00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:23,099 (cement cracking) 305 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:29,861 (wind whooshing) 306 00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,447 (breezy tropical music) 307 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:41,093 (intercom hisses) - Attention. 308 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,514 This is your principal speaking. 309 00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:45,225 Remember there are still tickets available for the prom, 310 00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:47,730 and for you fellas out there, my daughter Melody, 311 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,277 still dateless, and the braces come off 312 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,073 two weeks before the big dance. 313 00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,491 (books thud) - Daddy! 314 00:17:53,491 --> 00:17:54,661 (upbeat rockabilly music) 315 00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:58,251 (students laughing) 316 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:28,729 (blowing raspberries) 317 00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:31,568 (tongue sloshing) (students laughing) 318 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,697 (Cherri shrieks) 319 00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:45,596 (skin snaps) 320 00:18:45,596 --> 00:18:46,890 (horn honking) 321 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,562 (students laughing) 322 00:18:56,743 --> 00:19:00,918 (horn honking) 323 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:07,598 - Argh! (gasps) 324 00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:11,857 (gulps) 325 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:21,042 (smoke hisses) 326 00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:23,714 Ah! (coughs) 327 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,014 (groaning) 328 00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:30,227 (coughing) 329 00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:40,538 Ah! (gurgling) 330 00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:43,002 (muffled groaning) 331 00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:45,841 (coughing) 332 00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:48,180 (groaning) 333 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,106 (croaking) 334 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,444 (wheezing) Blergh! 335 00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:00,329 (thuds) Eh (gasps). 336 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,169 (retches) (guts squelching) 337 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,301 (wind whooshing softly) (heartbeat thumping) 338 00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:12,395 (students screaming) 339 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:17,864 (smoke hisses) 340 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:19,993 - Don't panic, if we all work together, 341 00:20:19,993 --> 00:20:22,164 I, I'm sure he'll be fine. 342 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:23,792 Can I get some help please, guys, huh? 343 00:20:25,838 --> 00:20:29,512 (guts squelching) 344 00:20:29,512 --> 00:20:32,769 (Snerz mumbling) (upbeat rockabilly music) 345 00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:37,862 Here's the small intestine, it goes in first. 346 00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:41,787 Okay, large intestine's next. 347 00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:44,334 The kidneys, then the bladder, careful! 348 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,629 Get the spleen, next the lungs and the heart. 349 00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:51,389 (Snerz moaning) (guts squelching) 350 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,483 - Yeah, whoo! (students applauding) 351 00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:00,114 All right! - Awesome, great! 352 00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:01,742 - Way to go! - A hero! 353 00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:06,419 - Thank you, class, thanks to you, Spud, and your wonderful knowledge of biology 354 00:21:06,419 --> 00:21:09,800 (coughs) I'm alive (coughs). 355 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,930 But that doesn't give you any right to be rude to Cherri. 356 00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:18,569 (intercom hisses) - Attention, attention. 357 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:23,119 Today's lunch will be sloppy Joes and creamed corn. 358 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,166 (intercom hisses) (mellow rockabilly music) 359 00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:31,260 (birds chirping) 360 00:21:42,032 --> 00:21:46,416 - Ow! (Cherri screams) 361 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:47,418 Eeh (smacks), hey! 362 00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:51,258 You stabbed me. 363 00:21:51,258 --> 00:21:52,595 - Well, you broke my nail. 364 00:21:52,595 --> 00:21:54,474 - Why do I even carry your books? 365 00:21:54,474 --> 00:21:55,808 You never read 'em. 366 00:21:55,808 --> 00:22:00,026 - Maybe not, but it makes me look intelligent. - Let me, um, let me introduce you 367 00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:02,406 to the wonderful world of books. 368 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,868 I shall be your instructor. 369 00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:06,246 First, you place it in the palm of your hand. 370 00:22:06,246 --> 00:22:09,086 Then, grasping the cardboard layer on top, 371 00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:11,549 betwixt thumb and index finger, lift. 372 00:22:11,549 --> 00:22:14,597 This action reveals a series of white pages 373 00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:17,185 covered, ooh, with black marks. 374 00:22:17,185 --> 00:22:19,815 We call these marks words. 375 00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:22,530 - [Cherri] And let me introduce you 376 00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:25,034 to the wonderful world of servitude. 377 00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:27,623 (book snaps) (Spud moans) 378 00:22:27,623 --> 00:22:30,294 - You're a very sad person, Cherri. 379 00:22:30,294 --> 00:22:31,380 I feel sorry for you. 380 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:37,183 - Oh, yeah, it so happens I'm a very happy person. - Ha, ha, ha! - I've got gorgeous nails, 381 00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:41,568 perfect hair, and I'm captain of the cheerleading squad. 382 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:45,492 - And what about Rod? 383 00:22:45,492 --> 00:22:47,328 - Right, and I'm dating the star quarterback, 384 00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:50,835 and I'm not a spaz like you! 385 00:22:50,835 --> 00:22:52,506 - [Spud] Hey, don't worry about me. 386 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,594 I've got my books and my scooter. 387 00:22:54,594 --> 00:22:59,604 - Big deal, I'm gonna be queen of the prom this year. 388 00:22:59,604 --> 00:23:02,901 I'm 10 times happier than you! 389 00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:05,031 - [Spud] Ha, I, I'm 100 times happier than you. 390 00:23:05,031 --> 00:23:08,913 - [Cherri] I'm 1,000 times happier. 391 00:23:08,913 --> 00:23:10,917 - [Spud] I'm a million times happier. 392 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:13,089 - [Cherri] I'm a gazillion times happier! 393 00:23:13,089 --> 00:23:15,093 - [Spud] I'm a quintillion times happier than you. 394 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,515 - I'm so much happier. 395 00:23:17,515 --> 00:23:19,976 - [Spud] I'm a tribillion times happier than you. 396 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,154 ♪ Do do do do, do do do do ♪ 397 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,703 ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Do do do do ♪ 398 00:23:29,747 --> 00:23:33,087 ♪ If you only knew, only knew ♪ 399 00:23:35,258 --> 00:23:37,010 (chimes jangle softly) (somber music) 400 00:23:51,123 --> 00:23:55,716 (hinges creaking) (eerie warbling) 401 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,328 (hinges creaking) 402 00:24:10,328 --> 00:24:13,250 (creatures chittering) 403 00:24:20,473 --> 00:24:24,732 (toenail creaking) 404 00:24:24,732 --> 00:24:27,069 (ominous music) 405 00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,267 (nails scratching) 406 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:49,657 - No! (screams) 407 00:24:57,505 --> 00:25:01,471 No! 408 00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:09,612 (saw whirring) 409 00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:12,285 (skull creaking) 410 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:16,919 (spheres warbling) 411 00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:19,925 - Damn, that made me hungry. 412 00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:23,933 Where's that burger, dork boy? 413 00:25:25,269 --> 00:25:27,023 - [Spud] I'm coming. 414 00:25:28,025 --> 00:25:29,194 - Well, it's about time, creep. 415 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,571 Hey, nerd, did you hear about the mallard 416 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:33,452 that flew up a guy's butt? 417 00:25:33,452 --> 00:25:34,997 - Um-- - Yeah, he said, 418 00:25:34,997 --> 00:25:37,001 "Get the duck outta here." (laughs) 419 00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:39,631 So scram, kid, we've got some heavy eating to do (laughs). 420 00:25:41,093 --> 00:25:42,637 (crickets chirping) 421 00:25:45,393 --> 00:25:46,854 (bluesy rock music) 422 00:25:46,854 --> 00:25:49,944 (Spud sighs) 423 00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:53,367 Oh, yeah, baby. 424 00:25:55,956 --> 00:25:58,001 ♪ Do do do do ♪ 425 00:25:58,001 --> 00:25:59,964 - [Rod] Yeah, yeah, all right. 426 00:25:59,964 --> 00:26:03,262 Yeah, all right. (cars squeaking) 427 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,681 (singer whistling) (groans) Whew. 428 00:26:04,681 --> 00:26:08,730 That's it, Cherri, baby, squeeze it, tighter. 429 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:11,736 (metal clanking) 430 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,157 Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, baby, shake it. 431 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:18,000 All right, now bring on the extra sauce, ooh! 432 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,797 - Ah! - Now, Cherri, up and down. 433 00:26:20,797 --> 00:26:23,970 Oh, yeah, ooh! (bells clanging) 434 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:27,226 Call me Rod, faster, baby. 435 00:26:27,226 --> 00:26:29,189 (baby crying) Faster, shake it hard. 436 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:31,026 Oh, yeah, that's the way I like it. 437 00:26:31,026 --> 00:26:32,653 (crowd cheering) Ooh. 438 00:26:32,653 --> 00:26:34,157 Now slap it. (Snerz coughs) 439 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,743 Slap it harder. 440 00:26:35,743 --> 00:26:37,371 - Oh (sighs). - Yeah, just behind the, 441 00:26:37,371 --> 00:26:39,751 and squeeze it, yeah. (bell rings) 442 00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,087 Harder, faster, harder. (lips smacking) 443 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:43,217 Faster, harder, faster. (horn honks) 444 00:26:43,217 --> 00:26:44,677 Daddy's coming, oh, boy. (Cherri giggles) 445 00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:46,139 That's it. (chicken clucks) 446 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,308 (lips smacking) Oh, yeah. 447 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:48,519 (bell clanging) - Oh, oh. 448 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:49,395 (baby cries) - Oh! 449 00:26:49,395 --> 00:26:51,024 (Snerz coughs) (bell rings) 450 00:26:51,024 --> 00:26:52,986 - Yeah, all right. 451 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,697 That's it, Cherri baby, squeeze it. 452 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:57,245 Whoo, eat the goo, eat it all, that's it, baby. 453 00:26:57,245 --> 00:27:01,753 - Enough, enough already, that's it! 454 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:04,927 Stop it, Rod, you sick, oh! 455 00:27:07,056 --> 00:27:09,561 (mayonnaise squelches) - What the pfft? 456 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:10,521 - Uh-- (couple gasps) 457 00:27:10,521 --> 00:27:13,151 (couples gasping) - Hmm. 458 00:27:13,151 --> 00:27:14,737 (crowd shouting) (chicken clucks) 459 00:27:14,737 --> 00:27:16,366 (Snerz coughs) (engine rumbles) 460 00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:19,539 (horn honking) (lively marching band music) 461 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:21,751 ♪ Hair High, we love your towers ♪ 462 00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:24,757 ♪ And your ivy-covered walls ♪ 463 00:27:24,757 --> 00:27:28,223 ♪ Sons of barbers and beauticians ♪ 464 00:27:28,223 --> 00:27:31,521 ♪ Ever roaming through your halls ♪ 465 00:27:31,521 --> 00:27:34,819 ♪ Though our shining locks may fall off ♪ 466 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,243 ♪ And our tresses turn to gray ♪ 467 00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:41,666 ♪ Hair High, our alma mater ♪ 468 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:45,049 ♪ In our hearts you will ever stay ♪ 469 00:27:45,049 --> 00:27:47,720 (lips smacking) 470 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,476 - Cluck, cluck cluck. 471 00:27:52,188 --> 00:27:53,857 Hey, Zip, I see wearing a chicken outfit 472 00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:58,659 gets you all excited. 473 00:27:58,659 --> 00:28:00,329 - Oh, gosh, Rod, you scared me. 474 00:28:00,329 --> 00:28:02,959 Oh, I was just dreaming about Darlene. 475 00:28:02,959 --> 00:28:05,923 I wanna ask her to the prom! 476 00:28:07,093 --> 00:28:11,768 - [Rod] Ha, you'd have better luck with Mr. Snerz's frog. - She makes my Twinkie tingle, 477 00:28:11,768 --> 00:28:14,565 but she always rejects me. 478 00:28:14,565 --> 00:28:16,946 - [Rod] I've got just the thing for you, guaranteed to make 479 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:20,035 you irresistible. - Gosh, Rod, 480 00:28:20,035 --> 00:28:22,832 you put the stud in student. 481 00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:25,463 (distorted music) 482 00:28:25,463 --> 00:28:27,007 Gee, I thought that stuff was just a myth. 483 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:30,556 - [Rod] Careful, Zip, it's powerful stuff. 484 00:28:30,556 --> 00:28:33,687 Just a few drops is all you need. 485 00:28:38,947 --> 00:28:43,832 - Uh, Darlene, can I talk to you in private? 486 00:28:44,709 --> 00:28:49,177 - This better be important. 487 00:28:49,177 --> 00:28:50,596 I've gotta get my thighs loosened up. 488 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:53,852 So did Rod put you up to this? 489 00:28:53,852 --> 00:28:57,151 - No, uh, I wanted to, uh-- 490 00:28:57,151 --> 00:29:00,365 (zits popping) Uh, do you 491 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,369 find me attractive, you know, in a romantic kind of way? 492 00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:08,340 'Cause I wanted to ask you-- 493 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:10,052 - [Darlene] You're way too weird. 494 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:11,971 (gulping) (magical chiming music) 495 00:29:13,391 --> 00:29:17,525 - Wait, Darlene, wait! 496 00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:19,904 Ah, I wanted to ask you to the-- 497 00:29:19,904 --> 00:29:22,618 (engine roaring) To the prom! 498 00:29:22,618 --> 00:29:24,997 - [Darlene] I wouldn't date you 499 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,543 if (gasps)-- (Zip laughs) 500 00:29:26,543 --> 00:29:27,378 (Darlene screaming) 501 00:29:27,378 --> 00:29:30,342 - Well, folks, it's a wonderful fall afternoon, 502 00:29:31,554 --> 00:29:34,267 and it looks like we've got a full house. 503 00:29:34,267 --> 00:29:37,064 It's the game of the year, our Echo Lake Fighting Cocks 504 00:29:37,064 --> 00:29:40,613 versus the hated crosstown rivals, the Beavers. 505 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:45,497 (cheerleaders shouting) 506 00:29:45,497 --> 00:29:47,543 - Hut, hut! - Hut, hut, hut! 507 00:29:47,543 --> 00:29:49,505 ♪ Halls, though our shining ♪ 508 00:29:49,505 --> 00:29:51,759 (whistle shrieks) 509 00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:54,348 - And there's the kickoff! 510 00:29:54,348 --> 00:29:55,517 (crowd roaring) 511 00:29:55,517 --> 00:29:58,148 And here we go. 512 00:29:58,148 --> 00:29:59,317 - Go, you guys! - Yay! 513 00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:00,612 - Come on, let's go! - Ooh, yeah! 514 00:30:00,612 --> 00:30:02,740 (player screams) 515 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,287 - Whoa! (announcer gibbering) 516 00:30:05,287 --> 00:30:06,956 (mellow big band music) (singer vocalizing) 517 00:30:06,956 --> 00:30:08,418 (player screams) 518 00:30:08,418 --> 00:30:09,630 - Oh, dear, ouch! (player grunts) 519 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:12,636 (players screaming) 520 00:30:12,636 --> 00:30:15,642 Well, it doesn't look so good for our Fighting Cocks. 521 00:30:15,642 --> 00:30:17,895 - [Coach] Come on, move it, move it! 522 00:30:17,895 --> 00:30:19,815 (player screams) (parents gasp) 523 00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:20,901 - Hey! - Oh, the humanity! 524 00:30:20,901 --> 00:30:22,656 How much longer can this carnage last? 525 00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:25,494 (man groaning) 526 00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:27,080 It's halftime, thank God! 527 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,713 ♪ Hair High ♪ 528 00:30:30,713 --> 00:30:31,839 - Go, you guys! - Yay! 529 00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:33,050 Whoo! - Come on, let's go! 530 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:34,428 ♪ Ivy-Covered walls ♪ 531 00:30:34,428 --> 00:30:37,058 ♪ Sons of barbers and beauticians ♪ 532 00:30:37,058 --> 00:30:40,440 ♪ Ever roaming through your halls ♪ 533 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,780 ♪ Though our shining locks may fall off ♪ 534 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:47,204 ♪ And our tresses turn to gray ♪ 535 00:30:47,204 --> 00:30:48,498 - [Zip] (gasps) I'll catch you, Darlene! 536 00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,084 (gasps) I'll catch you! 537 00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:52,256 ♪ Our alma mater ♪ 538 00:30:52,256 --> 00:30:53,925 ♪ In our hearts you will ever stay ♪ 539 00:30:53,925 --> 00:30:56,389 (brain squelching) 540 00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:05,198 (audience gasps) (Zip grunts) 541 00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:07,244 - No! 542 00:31:07,244 --> 00:31:08,162 (lively rockabilly music) 543 00:31:10,124 --> 00:31:13,214 - We've got a terrific halftime show, oh, what's this? 544 00:31:13,214 --> 00:31:18,015 Looks like some kind of mayhem on the field. 545 00:31:18,015 --> 00:31:20,979 (Zip panting) 546 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:22,649 - Get away from me, you sick cluck. 547 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:25,280 - [Announcer] Oh, my, I don't see this act in the program. 548 00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:28,495 (musician screams) 549 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:31,667 (musician gasping) (trombone groans) 550 00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:33,170 ♪ Well, come on baby, I'll show you how ♪ 551 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:35,717 - I wanna watch the funny chicken. 552 00:31:35,717 --> 00:31:38,515 ♪ We'll do it hot and we'll do it fast ♪ 553 00:31:38,515 --> 00:31:40,184 (whistle shrieking) (Zip grunting) 554 00:31:40,184 --> 00:31:41,521 ♪ Come on, baby, do the chicken chicken walk ♪ 555 00:31:41,521 --> 00:31:42,481 - [Zip] Oh, oh, oh yeah, oh, oh! 556 00:31:42,481 --> 00:31:43,859 (grunts) Oh, yeah! ♪ Push in and a push out ♪ 557 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,368 ♪ Push in and a push out ♪ 558 00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:50,121 ♪ Push in ♪ 559 00:31:50,121 --> 00:31:53,419 - I think this chicken's broken every law in the morals code of this state. 560 00:31:53,419 --> 00:31:56,133 Uh-oh, now what? 561 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:57,553 Wow, look at that chicken go! 562 00:31:57,553 --> 00:32:00,852 How does he do it with those bulky chicken feet? 563 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:04,901 In all my years of broadcasting, this is certainly 564 00:32:04,901 --> 00:32:08,992 the most entertaining show I've ever witnessed. 565 00:32:08,992 --> 00:32:13,292 - [Zip] (grunts) Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, God, oh, God, oh, oh! 566 00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:18,093 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 567 00:32:18,093 --> 00:32:21,517 (explosion booms) Oh, oh, yeah, oh! 568 00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:23,814 (crowd screams) (grunting) 569 00:32:24,022 --> 00:32:28,615 ♪ Head to toe and do yourself ♪ 570 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:30,535 - [Zip] Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, God! 571 00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:32,205 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 572 00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:33,374 ♪ Do your stuff wherever you go ♪ 573 00:32:33,374 --> 00:32:35,127 ♪ Come on, baby, do the chicken chicken walk ♪ 574 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,215 (dreamy harp music) 575 00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:38,593 - [Zip] Hey, wait a minute, I'm human, 576 00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:41,724 so why am I having a chicken's flashback? 577 00:32:41,724 --> 00:32:44,438 (Zip thuds) 578 00:32:44,438 --> 00:32:45,774 (steam hisses) 579 00:32:45,774 --> 00:32:49,155 (chicken crashes) 580 00:32:49,573 --> 00:32:52,078 (wind whistling) 581 00:32:55,502 --> 00:32:56,587 ♪ Hair High, we love your towers ♪ 582 00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:03,225 ♪ And your ivy-covered walls ♪ 583 00:33:03,225 --> 00:33:06,900 - (sobs) Ah! 584 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,571 - Gee, Miss Cherri, I, I had no idea you loved Zip so much. 585 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:13,746 - Are you kidding, that horndog? 586 00:33:13,746 --> 00:33:16,167 I needed him for my dance routine. 587 00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:18,924 I know, you be the chicken. 588 00:33:18,924 --> 00:33:21,887 - [Spud] Uh, gee, I-- 589 00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:23,265 - [Cherri] Are you refusing my wishes, lackey? 590 00:33:23,265 --> 00:33:26,814 - [Players] Lackey! 591 00:33:26,814 --> 00:33:27,816 - I don't know. - I order you 592 00:33:27,816 --> 00:33:29,778 to put on the chicken head, flunky! 593 00:33:29,778 --> 00:33:32,617 - [Players] Flunky! 594 00:33:32,617 --> 00:33:34,203 - [Spud] I, uh, I, I, I just don't think 595 00:33:35,205 --> 00:33:37,544 I'm mascot material. 596 00:33:37,544 --> 00:33:38,880 (whistle shrieks) - Come on! 597 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,219 Let's see some defense, hit somebody! There is no I in team! 598 00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:43,806 (players groaning) - Hut one, hut two, 599 00:33:43,806 --> 00:33:47,105 hut three. - Rod fades back to pass. 600 00:33:47,105 --> 00:33:49,860 (Rod screams) He's hit. 601 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:52,239 (crowd screaming) Holy huckleberry, all is lost! (whistle shrieking) 602 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,703 All is lost! 603 00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:55,789 (Rod screams) 604 00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:03,054 - Don't worry, Rod, I can fix it. - [Coach] Get in there, number nine! 605 00:34:03,054 --> 00:34:04,932 (player screams) 606 00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:07,562 - Coach, you're out of players. 607 00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,942 If you don't replace your quarterback, 608 00:34:09,942 --> 00:34:11,904 you'll have to forfeit the game. 609 00:34:11,904 --> 00:34:13,741 (audience cheering) 610 00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:15,411 - You! - Um, me? 611 00:34:15,411 --> 00:34:18,417 - [Coach] Get in there now! 612 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:20,547 - [Spud] But, but, but, but, but (laughs) wait, 613 00:34:20,547 --> 00:34:22,926 I'm not, uh, I, uh, I don't, um-- 614 00:34:22,926 --> 00:34:26,224 - Either the coach has a trick play 615 00:34:26,224 --> 00:34:28,146 or he's gone totally nuts. 616 00:34:28,146 --> 00:34:30,232 - Uh, uh. (players growling) 617 00:34:30,232 --> 00:34:32,988 What, uh, uh, hike? 618 00:34:34,116 --> 00:34:34,658 (players grunt) 619 00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:40,712 Help! 620 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:41,630 Ah, oh, mm! 621 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,260 - [Coach] Get him up, somebody help him up. 622 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,640 (head whooshing) 623 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,104 - [Spud] Oh. 624 00:34:49,104 --> 00:34:50,190 (head warbles) 625 00:34:52,944 --> 00:34:54,530 - Get up, slave! - Whoa! 626 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:55,532 - Echo High needs you! 627 00:34:55,742 --> 00:34:57,162 Get back in there now! 628 00:35:00,084 --> 00:35:01,629 (players growling) - Hut one, 629 00:35:02,631 --> 00:35:04,425 hut two, hut three, hut, hut four, 630 00:35:05,762 --> 00:35:10,020 hut five, hut six. 631 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,857 - [Center] So do you want the ball or what? 632 00:35:11,857 --> 00:35:14,487 - [Coach] All right, move it, move, move, move, come on! 633 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:19,873 (players growling) (Spud clucking) 634 00:35:19,873 --> 00:35:21,961 - Just look at that crazy chicken run! 635 00:35:21,961 --> 00:35:25,593 In all my years of broadcasting, 636 00:35:25,593 --> 00:35:27,555 I've never seen a chicken run so fast. 637 00:35:27,555 --> 00:35:31,146 Huh, uh-oh, he's dropped the ball! 638 00:35:31,146 --> 00:35:33,859 The Beavers have it! 639 00:35:35,362 --> 00:35:36,489 Wait a minute, it was just an egg! 640 00:35:38,619 --> 00:35:40,164 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ - Ha, what a clever deception. 641 00:35:40,164 --> 00:35:44,380 - [Coach] Come on, move it, hit somebody! 642 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:48,723 - You gotta admit, that cock's full of spunk. 643 00:35:48,723 --> 00:35:52,521 - [Coach] No, no, no, no, this other team (groans). 644 00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:54,943 - Oh, no, they have him surrounded. 645 00:35:54,943 --> 00:35:57,365 (player growling) - Oh, no! 646 00:35:57,365 --> 00:36:00,371 Somebody hit somebody! 647 00:36:00,371 --> 00:36:03,084 (Spud clucking) 648 00:36:03,084 --> 00:36:06,383 That's right, go, go! 649 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:08,220 (eggs whistling) 650 00:36:11,894 --> 00:36:13,480 (eggs splatting) 651 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,816 - (gasps) I can't, I can't make it. 652 00:36:14,816 --> 00:36:16,904 I can't, I can't make it, I can. 653 00:36:18,366 --> 00:36:21,663 - Hold on, that's just too absurd, a flying chicken mascot? 654 00:36:21,663 --> 00:36:25,963 - It could be true. 655 00:36:25,963 --> 00:36:27,174 - You, you're a gullible goose. 656 00:36:27,174 --> 00:36:30,264 - And you're a malicious moose. 657 00:36:30,264 --> 00:36:31,975 - I'm leaving. - Whoa, relax, hot shot. 658 00:36:31,975 --> 00:36:35,065 - [Buttercup] So go, see if I care. 659 00:36:35,065 --> 00:36:37,404 - Let me finish the story. 660 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:38,655 You gotta hear this. 661 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:40,827 So there was Spud, making a mad dash for the goal line. 662 00:36:40,827 --> 00:36:45,378 (upbeat rockabilly music) - Go, go, go! 663 00:36:45,378 --> 00:36:47,966 Come on, go, no, no, no, move it, move it! 664 00:36:47,966 --> 00:36:50,637 (Spud grunts) Go! 665 00:36:50,637 --> 00:36:53,769 (dreamy chiming music) 666 00:36:53,769 --> 00:36:54,603 (crowd shouting) 667 00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:56,275 Go, go, go, yeah! 668 00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:58,237 (Spud grunts) 669 00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:06,085 - Well, folks, it sure looks like a touchdown. 670 00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:10,470 ♪ Hair high, we love ♪ 671 00:37:10,470 --> 00:37:12,014 - It must be a touchdown. 672 00:37:12,014 --> 00:37:13,976 - Come one, let's go! - Yay, whoo! 673 00:37:13,976 --> 00:37:15,228 (stadium rumbling) (crowd roaring) 674 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:26,167 (whistle shrieking) 675 00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:29,256 (crowd grumbling) 676 00:37:34,434 --> 00:37:35,895 (wind whistling) 677 00:37:41,573 --> 00:37:46,290 (frog croaking) (creatures warbling) 678 00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:50,424 (dynamic rockabilly music) 679 00:37:58,273 --> 00:38:02,532 (tires screeching) 680 00:38:24,241 --> 00:38:28,459 (engine growling) 681 00:38:36,307 --> 00:38:40,566 (tires screeching) 682 00:38:50,835 --> 00:38:55,011 (Spud screams) 683 00:38:55,011 --> 00:38:56,473 (glass clatters) 684 00:38:57,684 --> 00:38:59,311 (tires screeching) 685 00:39:03,696 --> 00:39:04,948 (crowd laughing) 686 00:39:07,869 --> 00:39:10,917 (sirens wailing) 687 00:39:10,917 --> 00:39:11,962 (tires screeching) 688 00:39:18,307 --> 00:39:22,816 - What's all the ruckus, Rod? 689 00:39:22,816 --> 00:39:24,278 - Just a little after-game celebration. 690 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,286 - Well, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket, mm. 691 00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:31,501 Whoa, what's this? 692 00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:34,006 What kind of kink fest is going on here? 693 00:39:34,006 --> 00:39:36,595 Where are your clothes, pervert? 694 00:39:36,595 --> 00:39:39,016 - But, but, but, but I, er-- 695 00:39:39,016 --> 00:39:40,603 - Aw, come on, Sarge, we're just letting off a little steam. 696 00:39:40,935 --> 00:39:45,862 - That's okay, Rod, but I'm gonna have to give 697 00:39:45,862 --> 00:39:47,784 this young fella here a ticket for indecent exposure. 698 00:39:47,784 --> 00:39:52,209 (engine rumbling) (siren wailing) 699 00:39:52,209 --> 00:39:56,300 (tires screeching) 700 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:59,306 (bells clanging) 701 00:40:00,684 --> 00:40:03,649 - Well, here we are, babe. 702 00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:05,820 After the school year, we'll be here for real. 703 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,284 - Do you love me, Rod? 704 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:10,912 I mean really love me? 705 00:40:11,706 --> 00:40:12,625 (kiss smacks) 706 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,175 - [Rod] Course I do, Cherri baby. 707 00:40:17,175 --> 00:40:19,388 We screw like pistons, don't we? 708 00:40:19,388 --> 00:40:21,308 - [Cherri] Gosh, Rod, you're so romantic. 709 00:40:21,308 --> 00:40:24,356 Rod, let's lay off the slave kid. 710 00:40:24,356 --> 00:40:26,485 - [Rod] Why, you ain't getting soft on him, are ya? 711 00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:28,574 - [Cherri] No, I'm afraid he might get hurt. 712 00:40:28,574 --> 00:40:30,619 - [Rod] You know what he told me? 713 00:40:30,619 --> 00:40:32,748 Your hair was ugly. 714 00:40:32,748 --> 00:40:34,501 - Ew, well, maybe a little longer. 715 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:38,176 - [Rod] You know, I heard that Cheddar has a huge organ. 716 00:40:38,176 --> 00:40:42,058 (somber organ music) And there it is. 717 00:40:42,058 --> 00:40:43,937 - Welcome to this sad occasion as we gather together 718 00:40:45,315 --> 00:40:48,196 to bear witness to a wonderful life. 719 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:51,368 I'd like to read a sacred text 720 00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:52,747 I think is appropriate for the occasion. 721 00:40:52,747 --> 00:40:55,711 (clears throat) The tawny youth eagerly placed 722 00:40:55,711 --> 00:40:59,092 his dewy thighs around the quivering member. 723 00:40:59,092 --> 00:41:01,765 (clears throat) Wait, that's not right. 724 00:41:01,765 --> 00:41:03,810 I think now it would be fitting and proper 725 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,525 to hear remembrances from his closest friends, Mr. JoJo? 726 00:41:07,902 --> 00:41:12,410 - Oh, uh, me, uh, I don't think, 727 00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:15,375 well, uh (sighs), he came into my shop many times, 728 00:41:16,585 --> 00:41:19,968 and he was certainly, uh, energetic. 729 00:41:20,468 --> 00:41:24,811 - And you, Mr. Snerz? 730 00:41:24,811 --> 00:41:26,690 - Ah, yes, well, I can't say 731 00:41:26,690 --> 00:41:29,946 he was a great student, but (laughs) 732 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:33,035 he was certainly, um, different. 733 00:41:33,035 --> 00:41:36,375 - Look at that new kid pretending he's Zip's best friend. 734 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,049 - [Sidney] And now you, Miss Darlene. 735 00:41:40,049 --> 00:41:42,304 What have you got to say? 736 00:41:42,304 --> 00:41:43,639 - You know, I hate to be a wet blanket, 737 00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:47,272 but that guy was just a creep with a hard-on. 738 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:50,361 (Rod whispering) 739 00:41:50,361 --> 00:41:51,572 - [Sidney] A little reverence, please? 740 00:41:51,572 --> 00:41:53,576 I find those remarks inappropriate. 741 00:41:53,576 --> 00:41:56,290 - You know, honestly, I never liked the guy either. 742 00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:58,544 He always skipped out on his check. 743 00:41:58,544 --> 00:42:00,048 - Me, either, he had an irritating personality, 744 00:42:00,048 --> 00:42:03,095 kinda like, you know that sound, 745 00:42:03,095 --> 00:42:06,310 fingernails on a blackboard. 746 00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,064 (woman sobbing) - Irritating is right. 747 00:42:08,064 --> 00:42:10,401 He was a terrible mascot, too. 748 00:42:10,401 --> 00:42:12,865 (woman bawling) 749 00:42:12,865 --> 00:42:15,244 ♪ Uh la la ah oh uh (burps) ♪ 750 00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:18,835 - [Cherri] Spud, I wanna ask you a personal question. 751 00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:23,302 (bell clangs) - Let's not destroy 752 00:42:23,302 --> 00:42:24,221 the sanctity of the occasion. 753 00:42:24,221 --> 00:42:25,724 - (sobs) It's true, I'm kind of glad he's dead. 754 00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:29,816 He was a real pain in the keister. 755 00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:32,570 - [Sidney] I find those remarks inappropriate. 756 00:42:32,570 --> 00:42:34,032 (choir singing in foreign language) 757 00:42:40,628 --> 00:42:45,179 (metal clangs) (glass tinks) 758 00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:46,975 - [Cherri] (scoffs) So you think my hair is ugly, do you? 759 00:42:46,975 --> 00:42:50,189 (Spud shouting) (metal clangs) 760 00:42:50,189 --> 00:42:51,442 - Whoa! - Whoa! 761 00:42:51,442 --> 00:42:52,527 (coffin clatters) (Sidney shouting) 762 00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:54,489 (crowd screaming) 763 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,201 (lively organ music) (woman sobbing) 764 00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:58,372 (people shouting) 765 00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:06,806 (coffin whooshing) 766 00:43:07,724 --> 00:43:09,812 - [Rod] I saw you flirting with Cherri. 767 00:43:12,484 --> 00:43:17,619 You better watch it, squirt, I got my eye on you. (machine whirring) 768 00:43:17,619 --> 00:43:20,876 (coin clanks) 769 00:43:20,876 --> 00:43:23,464 (jazzy rock music) 770 00:43:24,382 --> 00:43:25,718 - And where are my sprinkles, pea brain? 771 00:43:27,347 --> 00:43:29,142 - Cherri needs more sprinkles. 772 00:43:34,736 --> 00:43:39,496 - You know I don't like brown sprinkles, 773 00:43:39,496 --> 00:43:41,792 you useless flunky. 774 00:43:43,712 --> 00:43:48,556 Ew, there's a brown sprinkle in my hair, ew! 775 00:43:50,309 --> 00:43:52,313 You can't sit there, I'm telling Rod. 776 00:43:54,986 --> 00:43:58,075 - Go ahead, there's no more he can do to me anyway. 777 00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:08,137 - Relax, enjoy it. 778 00:44:08,137 --> 00:44:10,141 - Yow! - This is for the sprinkle 779 00:44:11,978 --> 00:44:13,439 in my hair, and this is for saying my hair is ugly. 780 00:44:13,439 --> 00:44:17,530 (Spud whimpering) 781 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:21,330 - And this is for the midnight chicken ride. - You're breaking my hair! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, 782 00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:23,542 ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 783 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,753 (glass clattering) (girls shouting) 784 00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:26,506 (teeth chomp) - Oh, God in heaven, 785 00:44:26,506 --> 00:44:27,717 please help me. 786 00:44:27,717 --> 00:44:28,844 (Spud and Cherri screaming) 787 00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:32,602 (both gasping) 788 00:44:39,824 --> 00:44:44,167 (dreamy chiming music) 789 00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:47,048 (electricity crackling) 790 00:44:47,382 --> 00:44:50,471 (electricity droning) 791 00:44:53,644 --> 00:44:54,980 (wind whooshing) 792 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:09,843 - Get off of me, twerp. 793 00:45:09,843 --> 00:45:12,223 How dare you touch me, you creep! 794 00:45:12,223 --> 00:45:15,981 - Hey, I like your hair like that. 795 00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:17,859 - What happened in there, don't tell Rod. 796 00:45:19,821 --> 00:45:22,410 (slow jazzy music) (tools whirring) 797 00:45:24,456 --> 00:45:26,752 (metal clanging) 798 00:45:26,752 --> 00:45:29,966 (Darlene humming) 799 00:45:29,966 --> 00:45:32,680 - [Darlene] Hi, Rod, how's it going? 800 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,394 - [Rod] Hey, Darlene, what's up? 801 00:45:35,394 --> 00:45:37,106 - [Darlene] Looks like a messy job. 802 00:45:38,066 --> 00:45:39,986 - Yep. - Gee, 803 00:45:39,986 --> 00:45:41,156 you're so good with tools. 804 00:45:42,158 --> 00:45:45,122 - Uh-huh. - Did you ever work 805 00:45:45,122 --> 00:45:46,792 on anyone else's car? - Nope. 806 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:49,297 - [Darlene] Well, let's say a close friend 807 00:45:49,297 --> 00:45:51,927 had a car that needed a lot of attention. 808 00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:55,810 - [Rod] Like a tuneup? 809 00:45:56,728 --> 00:45:59,108 - [Darlene] Or maybe just tightening a few bolts. 810 00:45:59,108 --> 00:46:03,826 - No, this is the only baby I touch. 811 00:46:03,826 --> 00:46:07,040 - [Darlene] What if the other car were a sexy racer model? 812 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:11,048 - [Rod] Nope. 813 00:46:11,048 --> 00:46:11,967 (breath whooshes) 814 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:16,893 - Well, what if I told you someone else 815 00:46:16,893 --> 00:46:20,276 was working on your car? 816 00:46:20,276 --> 00:46:22,280 - Impossible, no one touches this baby but Rod. 817 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,953 - I'm afraid right now someone's working on your baby. 818 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:30,296 - [Rod] What, where? 819 00:46:30,296 --> 00:46:33,218 - Relax, every hear the words double entendre? 820 00:46:33,218 --> 00:46:37,476 - [Rod] Of course, it's one of those 821 00:46:37,476 --> 00:46:39,105 fancy French manifolds, right? 822 00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:41,526 - Well, Rod, think about it. 823 00:46:41,526 --> 00:46:44,407 Maybe one day you'll get tired 824 00:46:45,409 --> 00:46:48,415 of that same old car. 825 00:46:48,415 --> 00:46:50,419 (cheerful music) 826 00:46:53,717 --> 00:46:54,969 ♪ If you only knew ♪ 827 00:46:58,059 --> 00:47:01,775 ♪ What I would do for you ♪ 828 00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:05,282 ♪ Carry your books from school each way ♪ 829 00:47:05,282 --> 00:47:08,956 ♪ Give you my sweater on a windy day ♪ 830 00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:13,465 (dragonflies whooshing) 831 00:47:16,179 --> 00:47:17,055 ♪ If you could only see ♪ 832 00:47:17,055 --> 00:47:19,852 (Cherri screams) 833 00:47:19,852 --> 00:47:20,854 ♪ Just how much it hurts me ♪ 834 00:47:20,854 --> 00:47:24,278 ♪ When you're out with the other guy ♪ 835 00:47:24,278 --> 00:47:27,952 ♪ Everyone knows you've been telling lies ♪ 836 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,045 ♪ But when we're alone ♪ 837 00:47:35,133 --> 00:47:38,515 ♪ The world turns right for a little while ♪ 838 00:47:38,515 --> 00:47:42,481 ♪ And I believe the things you say ♪ 839 00:47:42,481 --> 00:47:45,946 ♪ When I look in your eyes and see you smile ♪ 840 00:48:04,984 --> 00:48:09,368 ♪ But when we're alone ♪ 841 00:48:09,368 --> 00:48:12,751 ♪ The world turns right for a little while ♪ 842 00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:16,424 - Spud? ♪ But I believe ♪ 843 00:48:16,424 --> 00:48:18,595 ♪ The things you say when I look in your eyes ♪ 844 00:48:18,595 --> 00:48:22,520 ♪ And see you smile ♪ 845 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,066 ♪ You may never know ♪ 846 00:48:25,066 --> 00:48:29,074 ♪ How much I love you so ♪ 847 00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:32,915 ♪ But I'll always be your fool ♪ 848 00:48:32,915 --> 00:48:36,339 ♪ And you will never be so cruel ♪ 849 00:48:36,339 --> 00:48:40,263 ♪ To one who feels the way I do ♪ 850 00:48:40,430 --> 00:48:44,772 ♪ If you only knew ♪ 851 00:48:51,452 --> 00:48:55,752 (dreamy harp music) 852 00:48:55,752 --> 00:48:58,090 ♪ Ooh ♪ 853 00:49:05,857 --> 00:49:09,948 ♪ Ooh ♪ 854 00:49:17,796 --> 00:49:21,889 ♪ Ooh ♪ 855 00:49:29,362 --> 00:49:33,453 ♪ Ooh ♪ 856 00:49:41,218 --> 00:49:45,268 ♪ Oh ♪ 857 00:49:52,783 --> 00:49:56,833 ♪ Oh ♪ 858 00:50:04,222 --> 00:50:08,314 ♪ Ooh ♪ 859 00:50:08,314 --> 00:50:10,401 - Okay, we need the entire prom court onstage now. 860 00:50:11,278 --> 00:50:15,955 Right, where's the king, where's Rod? 861 00:50:15,955 --> 00:50:18,793 Who knows where King Rod is, anybody? 862 00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:21,632 - [Student] He's at football practice, Miss Crumbles. 863 00:50:21,632 --> 00:50:23,636 - People, people, please, 864 00:50:23,636 --> 00:50:25,389 we can't have a rehearsal without the king. 865 00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:27,979 You, young man, we need a stand-in. 866 00:50:27,979 --> 00:50:30,525 - Me, but I'm just a slave. 867 00:50:30,525 --> 00:50:33,073 I'm not a king. - Well, you'll have to do. 868 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,702 Okay, queen and slave, or king, up on the stage. 869 00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:40,587 Good, good, ladies first, that's it. 870 00:50:40,587 --> 00:50:43,969 (humming "Pomp and Circumstance") 871 00:50:43,969 --> 00:50:47,726 Okay, the king makes an acceptance speech. 872 00:50:47,726 --> 00:50:51,150 Blah, blah, blah, now bow, 873 00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:52,945 first to the court, then to the audience. 874 00:50:53,905 --> 00:50:56,326 Then you kiss. 875 00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:01,336 - Uh, do we have to? 876 00:51:02,589 --> 00:51:05,302 - Of course, it says it right here in the program. 877 00:51:05,302 --> 00:51:07,975 King and queen K-I-S-S. 878 00:51:10,981 --> 00:51:15,615 (kiss smacks) You call that a kiss? 879 00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:18,079 The king and queen represent romance! 880 00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:20,249 You can do better than that. 881 00:51:20,249 --> 00:51:21,752 Come on now, kids. 882 00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:24,175 Let's pretend there's a little romance between you two, 883 00:51:24,175 --> 00:51:27,305 and kiss, dammit! 884 00:51:28,224 --> 00:51:31,271 (kiss smacks) (bright music) 885 00:51:32,774 --> 00:51:34,570 ♪ Ooh ♪ 886 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:36,281 - Louis, save the confetti for the prom. 887 00:51:36,281 --> 00:51:38,244 - But I didn't touch a thing, Miss Crumbles. 888 00:51:38,703 --> 00:51:40,539 (dramatic rock music) 889 00:51:43,045 --> 00:51:43,963 - Get away from me, you creep. 890 00:51:43,963 --> 00:51:45,634 (chairs clattering) 891 00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:47,345 And don't you ever touch me again. 892 00:51:47,345 --> 00:51:49,349 - You been changing the oil in my car, twerp? 893 00:51:49,808 --> 00:51:51,687 You been tightening her bolts? 894 00:51:54,317 --> 00:51:56,363 - What, what bolts? 895 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:58,618 - I just found out what a double entendre is, lover boy. 896 00:52:16,486 --> 00:52:20,662 (Rod wheezing) 897 00:52:20,662 --> 00:52:22,039 (combs rasping) 898 00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:32,853 - I'll take care of him, Rod. 899 00:52:32,853 --> 00:52:34,773 - You're not so tough. 900 00:52:34,773 --> 00:52:36,152 If you were really tough, instead of your mouth, 901 00:52:36,152 --> 00:52:38,197 you'd stick that toothpick somewhere else. 902 00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:40,409 (toothpick squelches) 903 00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:44,835 (blood squelches) 904 00:52:44,835 --> 00:52:46,046 - Oh, ah, ow, ouch, Mommy! 905 00:52:46,504 --> 00:52:48,301 - Oof! - My eye, my eye! 906 00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:53,644 (Spud groaning softly) 907 00:52:53,644 --> 00:52:56,984 (kiss smacking) 908 00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,742 (cheerful mariachi music) 909 00:53:24,707 --> 00:53:29,173 - [Snerz] Spud, Spud, Spud! 910 00:53:31,511 --> 00:53:35,437 What's the answer? 911 00:53:35,437 --> 00:53:36,397 Spud, do you know the answer? 912 00:53:41,741 --> 00:53:46,124 - Study. - Ah (laughs), 913 00:53:46,124 --> 00:53:47,502 that's correct, mm, study and observe. 914 00:53:49,213 --> 00:53:53,597 - Ah, excuse me, Mr. Snerz. 915 00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:56,019 May I ask a question? 916 00:53:56,019 --> 00:53:58,023 - Very good, Spud, that's the inquisitive spirit 917 00:53:58,023 --> 00:54:00,945 we like to see here at Echo Lake High. 918 00:54:04,076 --> 00:54:08,461 (cheerful mariachi music) 919 00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:12,051 - Cherri, will, will you be my date to the prom? 920 00:54:15,558 --> 00:54:20,192 (students gasping) - She'll never 921 00:54:20,192 --> 00:54:21,152 go out with him. 922 00:54:21,152 --> 00:54:24,451 She's Rod's girl. - Oh, well, did you hear what-- - You can't ask Cherri to the prom. - No, our darling Cherri! 923 00:54:24,451 --> 00:54:27,623 ♪ Are you waiting, now you've made it ♪ 924 00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:31,507 ♪ You'll be prom queen soon ♪ 925 00:54:31,507 --> 00:54:34,888 ♪ You won't need a car to drive there ♪ 926 00:54:34,888 --> 00:54:38,019 ♪ When he kisses you, you'll fly there ♪ 927 00:54:38,019 --> 00:54:40,817 ♪ Quick, get ready for your steady ♪ 928 00:54:40,817 --> 00:54:43,738 ♪ Now he's on his way ♪ 929 00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:45,284 - [Crumbles] My goodness, wherever could Rod 930 00:54:45,284 --> 00:54:46,453 and Cherri be? 931 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:50,794 - Gee, Miss Crumbles, if Cherri doesn't show up,can I be the prom queen? 932 00:54:50,794 --> 00:54:52,382 - You know, Darlene, in some cultures, 933 00:54:52,382 --> 00:54:54,970 instead of proms, they throw virgins down volcanoes 934 00:54:54,970 --> 00:54:58,352 as a sacrifice, but then I guess 935 00:54:58,352 --> 00:55:00,648 you wouldn't have to worry about that. 936 00:55:00,648 --> 00:55:02,735 - [Darlene] Well, I never! 937 00:55:02,735 --> 00:55:04,990 (ice cream squelching) 938 00:55:06,743 --> 00:55:09,917 (ominous music) (camera clicks) 939 00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:15,428 - [Spud] Ooh! 940 00:55:15,428 --> 00:55:17,181 (plate clatters) 941 00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:20,020 - Don't worry, you two get along to the prom. 942 00:55:22,484 --> 00:55:23,986 - Thanks, JoJo! - I'll clean up. 943 00:55:23,986 --> 00:55:25,573 ♪ Ooh ♪ 944 00:55:33,923 --> 00:55:38,264 ♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪ 945 00:55:38,264 --> 00:55:41,020 (suspenseful rock music) 946 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:45,028 (engine roaring) 947 00:55:46,364 --> 00:55:47,866 - I want my Cherri back! 948 00:55:50,707 --> 00:55:52,585 - She's my queen now! 949 00:55:52,876 --> 00:55:54,005 (Rod growls) 950 00:55:57,845 --> 00:55:59,516 (tires screeching) 951 00:56:02,104 --> 00:56:05,027 (tires screeching) 952 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,897 (tires screeching) 953 00:56:45,858 --> 00:56:47,903 He's going over the edge, I gotta save him! 954 00:56:50,743 --> 00:56:54,584 (tires screeching) (singers vocalizing) 955 00:56:57,590 --> 00:56:59,678 (metal creaking) 956 00:57:05,397 --> 00:57:09,614 (wheels whirring) 957 00:57:25,312 --> 00:57:29,571 (tires screeching) 958 00:57:33,411 --> 00:57:37,879 ♪ Ooh ♪ (cheerful music) 959 00:57:39,925 --> 00:57:42,972 (engine roaring) 960 00:57:48,316 --> 00:57:52,700 - No! (Cherri screams) 961 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:54,955 You go to hell, Rod! 962 00:57:54,955 --> 00:57:56,959 - [Rod] After you, new kid! 963 00:57:56,959 --> 00:57:58,879 (Rod laughing) (suspenseful music) 964 00:58:01,175 --> 00:58:03,973 (wind whistling) 965 00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:21,758 (water splashing) 966 00:58:40,462 --> 00:58:45,472 ♪ When a boy and girl find their own true love ♪ 967 00:58:50,565 --> 00:58:55,157 ♪ No one else on Earth can keep them apart ♪ 968 00:59:00,251 --> 00:59:04,510 ♪ For she wore his ring and he gave her his heart ♪ 969 00:59:10,397 --> 00:59:15,365 ♪ Now they'll always ♪ ♪ Now they'll always ♪ 970 00:59:15,365 --> 00:59:19,164 ♪ Be together ♪ ♪ Be together ♪ 971 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:22,254 ♪ Ever after ♪ ♪ Ever after ♪ 972 00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:25,552 ♪ Be together ♪ ♪ Be together ♪ 973 00:59:25,552 --> 00:59:29,143 ♪ Now they'll always ♪ ♪ Now they'll always ♪ 974 00:59:29,143 --> 00:59:32,524 ♪ Be together ♪ 975 00:59:32,524 --> 00:59:34,403 - Okay, let's go, Buttercup, story's over. 976 00:59:34,403 --> 00:59:37,451 - No, wait, he's not finished. 977 00:59:37,451 --> 00:59:39,496 - But we're missing our own prom. 978 00:59:39,496 --> 00:59:41,709 The heroes are fish food, end of story. 979 00:59:41,709 --> 00:59:45,926 - Is it, is the story really over? 980 00:59:45,926 --> 00:59:49,641 - No, so anyway, back to the prom. 981 00:59:49,641 --> 00:59:53,649 - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present 982 00:59:53,649 --> 00:59:56,865 your king and queen and their court. 983 00:59:56,865 --> 01:00:00,287 (audience applauding) 984 01:00:00,287 --> 01:00:02,877 King Rod 985 01:00:04,046 --> 01:00:07,929 and his beautiful queen, Cherri. 986 01:00:08,554 --> 01:00:10,558 Cherri, Cherri? 987 01:00:12,771 --> 01:00:13,689 - I have some sad news. 988 01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:19,034 Spud, the new kid, 989 01:00:20,537 --> 01:00:23,167 stole my Cherri (sniffs). 990 01:00:24,628 --> 01:00:26,173 (sobs) And moved to Mexico. 991 01:00:28,845 --> 01:00:32,811 - Ooh. - Whoa. 992 01:00:32,811 --> 01:00:35,985 (audience exclaiming) - There, there. She'll be back. (Rod sobbing) 993 01:00:35,985 --> 01:00:39,032 This is a very sad moment, but our prom can survive. 994 01:00:39,324 --> 01:00:44,084 The pageant bylaws state that when a queen 995 01:00:44,084 --> 01:00:46,463 abdicates the throne, the first princess 996 01:00:46,463 --> 01:00:49,011 becomes the queen, Queen Darlene! 997 01:00:49,011 --> 01:00:52,100 (audience applauding) (Darlene squeaking) 998 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:56,108 (Darlene bawling) I'm proud to crown King Rod. 999 01:00:56,108 --> 01:01:00,116 - No, it's not right, not without Cherri. 1000 01:01:00,116 --> 01:01:03,331 - [Crumbles] Please, Rod. 1001 01:01:03,331 --> 01:01:05,418 - (sniffs) No. - Please? 1002 01:01:05,418 --> 01:01:06,795 - No, no, no, no, no! - Please, please, please, 1003 01:01:06,795 --> 01:01:08,299 please, please? - No, no, no, no, no, no, 1004 01:01:08,299 --> 01:01:10,511 no, no, no, no. - Okay, we'll have to 1005 01:01:10,511 --> 01:01:13,017 give it to our next-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1006 01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:14,979 if you insist. 1007 01:01:14,979 --> 01:01:19,446 - [Crumbles] Ladies and gentlemen, the royalty of Echo Lake High, King Rod and Queen Darlene! 1008 01:01:19,446 --> 01:01:24,081 (triumphant music) (audience applauding) 1009 01:01:24,539 --> 01:01:28,714 (wind whistling) 1010 01:01:28,714 --> 01:01:29,800 (bells jangling) 1011 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:30,802 (rain pattering) 1012 01:01:30,802 --> 01:01:31,804 (insects chirping) 1013 01:01:33,641 --> 01:01:34,810 - Hey, I got a bite! 1014 01:01:37,942 --> 01:01:39,403 - No, you're snagged. - No, it's a big one. 1015 01:01:39,403 --> 01:01:42,451 I'll bet you a beer. 1016 01:01:42,451 --> 01:01:43,995 - Hold on, you're rocking the boat. 1017 01:01:43,995 --> 01:01:46,250 - Ah, you're right, it's snagged. 1018 01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:48,003 (water gurgling) 1019 01:01:49,465 --> 01:01:51,885 (suspenseful music) 1020 01:01:54,391 --> 01:01:54,976 (eerie roaring) 1021 01:01:58,607 --> 01:01:59,693 (screams) Get to shore, quick! 1022 01:02:00,319 --> 01:02:03,701 - One, two, three, four, 1023 01:02:04,996 --> 01:02:08,461 five, six, seven, eight. 1024 01:02:10,006 --> 01:02:14,848 (engine roaring) Wow, that means you can have 1025 01:02:14,848 --> 01:02:17,604 continuous sex for eight hours (laughs), amazing. 1026 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:26,288 Ooh, what's all the excitement? 1027 01:02:26,288 --> 01:02:28,543 - Hey, Sarge, what's going on? 1028 01:02:29,961 --> 01:02:31,715 - Well, these boys claim they found Cherri and Spud, mm. 1029 01:02:33,469 --> 01:02:36,934 - That's impossible, I just got a postcard from Cherri. 1030 01:02:36,934 --> 01:02:39,648 They're in Mexico. 1031 01:02:39,648 --> 01:02:41,360 - See, boys, here's the proof, mm. 1032 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,199 - Hey, Sarge, want a brewski? 1033 01:02:44,199 --> 01:02:46,411 - Sorry, boys. - Wait! 1034 01:02:47,413 --> 01:02:49,751 I swear I really saw them. 1035 01:02:49,751 --> 01:02:51,547 - Yeah, just come on the boat. 1036 01:02:51,547 --> 01:02:53,384 We got beer! 1037 01:02:53,384 --> 01:02:55,972 - Can I get some fishing in? 1038 01:02:55,972 --> 01:02:57,560 - Sure, they're really biting today. 1039 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,189 - [Rod] Mind if I tag along? 1040 01:03:00,189 --> 01:03:01,692 (engine humming) 1041 01:03:03,153 --> 01:03:05,992 - There's the floating buoy thingie over there. 1042 01:03:07,662 --> 01:03:09,207 Slow it down. 1043 01:03:09,207 --> 01:03:10,167 (engine roars) (Sarge shouts) 1044 01:03:11,169 --> 01:03:14,217 - Ow, ow, ow, whoa! 1045 01:03:14,217 --> 01:03:15,887 Ow, ow, ow, ow, whoa! 1046 01:03:23,944 --> 01:03:28,329 - [Dill] Stop the engine! 1047 01:03:28,329 --> 01:03:29,748 - I can't, it's stuck! 1048 01:03:29,748 --> 01:03:31,460 I don't understand machines. 1049 01:03:33,255 --> 01:03:35,426 - Out of my way, idiot! 1050 01:03:35,426 --> 01:03:36,720 (engine sputters) 1051 01:03:44,194 --> 01:03:49,204 - Whoa, oh, my God, I don't believe it! (blubbering) 1052 01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:52,961 - Grab the oar. - Ooh! 1053 01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:55,383 - [Rod] Oops. 1054 01:03:56,301 --> 01:04:00,351 (Sarge grunts) 1055 01:04:00,351 --> 01:04:02,145 - [Dill] Sarge, what did you see? 1056 01:04:02,145 --> 01:04:05,696 - He swallowed too much water, stand back. I know artificial respiration. 1057 01:04:05,696 --> 01:04:08,283 (foot slapping) (Sarge grunting) 1058 01:04:08,283 --> 01:04:10,287 - Stop, stop, for God's sakes, I'm awake. 1059 01:04:10,287 --> 01:04:13,335 - Well, what, what, well, what'd you see? 1060 01:04:13,335 --> 01:04:15,381 - Hmm, I don't remember. 1061 01:04:15,381 --> 01:04:17,761 A big oar. 1062 01:04:18,971 --> 01:04:19,931 - Let's go back to the marker. 1063 01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:23,564 - No need, it's right here. 1064 01:04:23,564 --> 01:04:25,276 (insects chittering) (wind whistling) 1065 01:04:26,278 --> 01:04:27,864 (bells jangling) 1066 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:28,783 ♪ Prom queen, prom queen ♪ 1067 01:04:29,951 --> 01:04:32,290 (cheerful rock music) 1068 01:04:34,294 --> 01:04:37,550 - Welcome to the Echo Lake High Prom! 1069 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,768 Let's welcome the reigning king and queen, Rod and Darlene! 1070 01:04:42,351 --> 01:04:47,278 Before we crown this year's new king and queen, 1071 01:04:47,278 --> 01:04:49,949 let's let Rod and Darlene have a final dance 1072 01:04:49,949 --> 01:04:52,790 as reigning king and queen. 1073 01:04:52,790 --> 01:04:54,709 (audience applauding) (cheerful mariachi music) 1074 01:04:54,709 --> 01:04:59,218 Let's hear it for King Rod and Queen Darlene. 1075 01:04:59,218 --> 01:05:02,057 (bells chiming) 1076 01:05:02,057 --> 01:05:04,814 (bats squeaking) 1077 01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:19,091 (claws clattering) 1078 01:05:19,091 --> 01:05:22,139 (electricity zapping) 1079 01:05:22,515 --> 01:05:25,396 - [Announcer] It's 81 degrees 1080 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:28,485 and a perfect evening for the prom. 1081 01:05:28,485 --> 01:05:29,737 Let's hope all you guys and gals out there 1082 01:05:29,737 --> 01:05:31,282 in radio land are just up and ready to rock and roll. 1083 01:05:31,282 --> 01:05:33,787 (cheerful rock music) 1084 01:05:33,787 --> 01:05:36,167 (engine rumbles) 1085 01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:38,882 ♪ Two young lovers, no moon above ♪ 1086 01:05:38,882 --> 01:05:42,305 ♪ Driving to the prom to pledge their love ♪ 1087 01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:46,771 ♪ He parked on the hillside to give her his ring ♪ 1088 01:05:46,771 --> 01:05:50,028 ♪ For she was his queen and he was her king ♪ 1089 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:55,121 ♪ As he bent down to kiss her ♪ 1090 01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,252 ♪ He released the brake ♪ (tires screeching) 1091 01:05:58,252 --> 01:06:00,256 ♪ The car slid back toward Echo Lake ♪ 1092 01:06:00,507 --> 01:06:04,682 (water sloshing) 1093 01:06:04,682 --> 01:06:06,060 ♪ Why did they do it, why didn't they wait ♪ 1094 01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:09,316 ♪ They were lost in a kiss ♪ (waitress gasps) 1095 01:06:09,316 --> 01:06:10,904 (wind whistling) 1096 01:06:10,904 --> 01:06:12,740 ♪ There was no one to see, not a soul around ♪ 1097 01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:15,956 ♪ As the car descended and the lovers ♪ 1098 01:06:15,956 --> 01:06:17,960 - [JoJo] Eh, can I help you? 1099 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,005 ♪ Drowned ♪ - Ah, yes, please. 1100 01:06:20,005 --> 01:06:21,800 We'd like one JoJo's special supreme. 1101 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,764 - It almost sounds like, 1102 01:06:24,764 --> 01:06:26,058 nah, they're in Mexico, yet, 1103 01:06:27,938 --> 01:06:30,859 what the, huh? 1104 01:06:32,112 --> 01:06:33,950 - Hey, relax, JoJo, it's us, Spud and Cherri. 1105 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:37,707 We need a bite to eat, we're famished. 1106 01:06:37,707 --> 01:06:39,585 - You're not Spud and Cherri. 1107 01:06:39,585 --> 01:06:41,213 You're too thin. 1108 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:44,762 - Watch this. (dreamy chiming music) 1109 01:06:44,762 --> 01:06:47,435 (aerosol hisses) 1110 01:06:47,435 --> 01:06:49,522 (hair sloshes) (whimsical music) 1111 01:06:49,522 --> 01:06:50,649 (hair boings) 1112 01:06:50,649 --> 01:06:53,237 - Well, I'll be damned. 1113 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:55,909 - You've never looked more beautiful. 1114 01:06:55,909 --> 01:06:58,623 - You really like my hair? 1115 01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:00,794 - I've always loved your hair. 1116 01:07:00,794 --> 01:07:02,798 Oh, I see you saved our favorite booth. 1117 01:07:04,594 --> 01:07:08,018 - [Cherri] We've been waiting a long time for this night. 1118 01:07:08,018 --> 01:07:11,190 - [Spud] We're going to the prom. 1119 01:07:11,190 --> 01:07:13,152 We, er, missed it last year. 1120 01:07:13,152 --> 01:07:15,198 - [JoJo] So, uh, are you alive or dead or undead or what? 1121 01:07:16,743 --> 01:07:20,918 - We're in love. 1122 01:07:20,918 --> 01:07:24,092 - Yes, we're in love. 1123 01:07:24,092 --> 01:07:26,220 (teeth chomping) 1124 01:07:27,139 --> 01:07:29,894 Tastes great. 1125 01:07:29,894 --> 01:07:31,689 How's Rod? - You mean King Rod 1126 01:07:31,689 --> 01:07:34,070 and Queen Darlene? 1127 01:07:34,070 --> 01:07:35,864 - [Cherri] That bitch, some friend she is. 1128 01:07:35,864 --> 01:07:39,956 - [JoJo] Want anything else? 1129 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:41,626 It's on the house. 1130 01:07:41,626 --> 01:07:42,586 - No, thanks, time to go. 1131 01:07:42,586 --> 01:07:44,423 Ooh. (Cherri gasps) 1132 01:07:44,423 --> 01:07:45,926 (ominous music) (ice cream splats) 1133 01:07:45,926 --> 01:07:49,517 Thanks, JoJo, we have got a date to finish. 1134 01:07:49,517 --> 01:07:53,066 - Don't be strangers now, be careful! 1135 01:07:53,066 --> 01:07:55,696 - Ladies and gentlemen, the court of Echo Lake High! 1136 01:07:55,988 --> 01:08:00,831 And of course, you know 'em, you love 'em, 1137 01:08:00,831 --> 01:08:03,419 you can't live without 'em, 1138 01:08:03,419 --> 01:08:05,090 last year's king and queen, Rod and Darlene! 1139 01:08:05,090 --> 01:08:09,431 (audience applauding) 1140 01:08:09,431 --> 01:08:12,730 - I had a great year as your king, 1141 01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:14,984 and I'm, I'm excited to-- (man screaming) 1142 01:08:14,984 --> 01:08:16,403 (students screaming) 1143 01:08:16,403 --> 01:08:18,365 Hey, shut up in the back there. 1144 01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:20,328 I'm trying to have a sentimental moment here! 1145 01:08:20,328 --> 01:08:23,668 (woman gasps) (ominous music) 1146 01:08:23,668 --> 01:08:28,845 (wind whistling) (man groans) (footsteps booming) 1147 01:08:32,561 --> 01:08:36,819 (audience gasping) 1148 01:08:36,819 --> 01:08:38,740 Stop those freaks, they're crashing our prom! 1149 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:42,122 Hut, hut, hut, hike! 1150 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,166 (triumphant music) 1151 01:08:46,338 --> 01:08:47,507 - Leave these dumb jocks to me, honey! 1152 01:08:47,507 --> 01:08:51,140 - Yay! 1153 01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:52,517 - Ah! 1154 01:08:52,517 --> 01:08:53,435 (hairspray hisses) 1155 01:08:54,730 --> 01:08:57,402 (football players clattering) 1156 01:08:57,402 --> 01:09:00,617 - Yay! (engine rumbling) 1157 01:09:04,709 --> 01:09:09,467 (tires screeching) (upbeat rock music) 1158 01:09:09,677 --> 01:09:13,935 (tires screeching) 1159 01:09:14,145 --> 01:09:16,941 (glass clattering) 1160 01:09:18,402 --> 01:09:21,159 (snake squelching) (singers vocalizing) 1161 01:09:22,244 --> 01:09:23,705 (Dwayne mumbles) 1162 01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:24,957 - [Rod] Someone please stop this madness. 1163 01:09:24,957 --> 01:09:27,671 They're ruining our prom. 1164 01:09:27,671 --> 01:09:29,633 Stop those ghouls! 1165 01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:31,346 (Snerz shouts) 1166 01:09:32,723 --> 01:09:33,557 (Snerz croaking) 1167 01:09:33,557 --> 01:09:36,397 (chicken squawks) 1168 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:38,442 (crowd screaming) 1169 01:09:38,818 --> 01:09:41,366 ♪ Two young lovers, no moon above ♪ 1170 01:09:43,535 --> 01:09:46,876 ♪ Driving to the prom to pledge their love ♪ 1171 01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:49,673 (distorted voices warbling) 1172 01:09:49,673 --> 01:09:51,344 ♪ He parked on the hillside to give her his ring ♪ 1173 01:09:51,344 --> 01:09:54,725 ♪ For she was ♪ (audience gibbering) 1174 01:09:54,725 --> 01:09:58,441 (distorted voice laughs) ♪ Towers and your ♪ 1175 01:09:58,441 --> 01:10:02,615 - [Eerie Voice] What's your name, rude boy? 1176 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:05,455 - Whoever you monsters are, don't come near me! 1177 01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:08,336 Somebody save me, somebody! 1178 01:10:08,336 --> 01:10:10,131 ♪ Why did they do it, why didn't they wait ♪ 1179 01:10:11,467 --> 01:10:14,807 (distorted voices squeaking) 1180 01:10:14,807 --> 01:10:17,229 (singer vocalizing) 1181 01:10:20,318 --> 01:10:24,117 - Hello, Echo High. 1182 01:10:24,117 --> 01:10:26,204 I'm Spud, and this is Cherri, my beautiful fiancee. 1183 01:10:26,663 --> 01:10:31,131 We're your rightful royalty 1184 01:10:31,131 --> 01:10:33,135 and we've come back to claim our crowns. 1185 01:10:33,135 --> 01:10:36,099 - That can't be Cherri and Spud. 1186 01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:38,228 They crashed off the road and drowned in Echo Lake! 1187 01:10:38,228 --> 01:10:41,026 (voice echoing) (wind whistling) 1188 01:10:41,026 --> 01:10:44,157 (bell chiming) 1189 01:10:45,117 --> 01:10:46,829 (suspenseful music) 1190 01:10:50,085 --> 01:10:52,508 (dramatic fanfare) (Darlene screaming) 1191 01:10:54,845 --> 01:10:58,602 (Darlene gibbering) 1192 01:10:58,602 --> 01:11:01,943 (choir vocalizing) 1193 01:11:01,943 --> 01:11:05,408 - Oh, Rod, what's the matter? 1194 01:11:05,408 --> 01:11:07,703 Oh, have I lost too much weight? 1195 01:11:07,703 --> 01:11:10,251 Oh, please, Rod, look into my sockets. 1196 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:15,219 Tell me you still love me. 1197 01:11:16,430 --> 01:11:18,560 (kiss smacks) (Rod chokes) 1198 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:21,315 (wind roaring) 1199 01:11:21,315 --> 01:11:23,987 (bone crunches) - Oh! 1200 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,534 (Rod screaming) 1201 01:11:26,534 --> 01:11:29,957 (crowd screaming) 1202 01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:32,880 - You've made me really mad. 1203 01:11:40,979 --> 01:11:45,321 (critters squelching) 1204 01:11:45,321 --> 01:11:46,532 (crowd screaming) 1205 01:11:46,532 --> 01:11:49,245 (Rod screaming) 1206 01:11:49,245 --> 01:11:51,041 - [Cherri] The king is dead, long live the king! 1207 01:11:51,041 --> 01:11:54,965 (choir vocalizing) 1208 01:11:54,965 --> 01:11:57,178 - Hmm, I don't see any rules 1209 01:11:57,178 --> 01:11:58,890 against the king and queen being skeletons. 1210 01:11:58,890 --> 01:12:01,186 I guess it's okay. 1211 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:03,106 (bell chiming) A big hand 1212 01:12:03,106 --> 01:12:04,233 for King Spud and Queen Cherri. 1213 01:12:04,526 --> 01:12:07,073 ("Pomp and Circumstance") 1214 01:12:08,910 --> 01:12:11,415 Okay, Echo High, let the prom continue. 1215 01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:15,465 (wind whistling) 1216 01:12:15,465 --> 01:12:18,303 (sniffling) 1217 01:12:19,723 --> 01:12:22,144 (Darlene whimpering) 1218 01:12:25,776 --> 01:12:27,154 ♪ When a boy and girl find their own true love ♪ 1219 01:12:33,834 --> 01:12:35,879 - [Buttercup] Oh (sobs), it's such a beautiful story (sobs). 1220 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:42,018 - Okay, it's a nice story, but what's the point? 1221 01:12:44,188 --> 01:12:48,071 Don't play football in a chicken suit? 1222 01:12:48,071 --> 01:12:49,950 Don't close your dress in the door of your car, what? 1223 01:12:49,950 --> 01:12:52,789 - The point, the point? 1224 01:12:52,789 --> 01:12:55,377 You can't see the point? 1225 01:12:55,377 --> 01:12:57,173 Kids these days, sheesh. 1226 01:12:57,173 --> 01:12:59,511 You see, love, like life, is a creative act. 1227 01:13:00,888 --> 01:13:05,732 Cherri and Spud were decomposed skeletons, 1228 01:13:05,732 --> 01:13:08,696 yet their romance was a beautiful and powerful thing. 1229 01:13:08,696 --> 01:13:13,121 In their short, tragic lives, they created a masterpiece, 1230 01:13:13,413 --> 01:13:17,756 a masterpiece like this. 1231 01:13:19,676 --> 01:13:24,060 And this is what your romance is like. 1232 01:13:27,066 --> 01:13:31,784 - But that's just a broken cookie. 1233 01:13:31,784 --> 01:13:33,788 - [Buttercup] That's our romance? 1234 01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:35,792 (both laughing) 1235 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,378 - You must think we're pretty gullible. 1236 01:13:37,378 --> 01:13:39,550 Here's to Cherri and Spud returning as skeletons. 1237 01:13:39,550 --> 01:13:43,348 Oh, yeah, sure thing. (wind whistling) 1238 01:13:43,348 --> 01:13:46,814 (flies buzzing) 1239 01:13:46,814 --> 01:13:50,279 (hinges squeaking) 1240 01:13:50,279 --> 01:13:51,239 (lively music) 1241 01:13:51,239 --> 01:13:54,495 (engine rumbling) 1242 01:13:56,709 --> 01:13:57,418 (crickets chirping) 1243 01:14:01,384 --> 01:14:04,098 (dragonfly buzzing) 1244 01:14:05,976 --> 01:14:08,774 (soaring music) (electricity zapping) 1245 01:14:22,384 --> 01:14:26,602 (kiss smacking) 1246 01:14:29,523 --> 01:14:33,741 - Believe me now? 1247 01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:35,327 - Well, I guess so, but I have one question. 1248 01:14:35,870 --> 01:14:38,793 Who made up this story? 1249 01:14:40,254 --> 01:14:41,840 (cheerful rockabilly music) 1250 01:14:50,399 --> 01:14:55,116 ♪ Two young lovers, no moon above ♪ 1251 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:58,581 ♪ Driving to the prom to pledge their love ♪ 1252 01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:03,008 ♪ He parked on the hillside to give her his ring ♪ 1253 01:15:03,008 --> 01:15:06,306 ♪ For she was his queen and he was her king ♪ 1254 01:15:07,892 --> 01:15:11,399 ♪ As he bent down to kiss her, he released the brake ♪ 1255 01:15:12,986 --> 01:15:16,409 ♪ The car slid back toward Echo Lake ♪ 1256 01:15:17,494 --> 01:15:22,421 ♪ Why did they do it, why couldn't they wait ♪ 1257 01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:25,510 ♪ They were lost in a kiss on their final date ♪ 1258 01:15:25,510 --> 01:15:28,934 ♪ There was no one to see, not a soul around ♪ 1259 01:15:28,934 --> 01:15:32,191 ♪ As the car descended and the lovers drowned ♪ 1260 01:15:34,111 --> 01:15:37,284 ♪ Every June on prom night in their watery hearse ♪ 1261 01:15:39,162 --> 01:15:42,712 ♪ They head for the dance to deliver their curse ♪ 1262 01:15:43,630 --> 01:15:48,431 ♪ Ever since that night, no one dares ♪ 1263 01:15:48,431 --> 01:15:52,106 ♪ To claim the crown that shoulda been theirs ♪ 1264 01:16:21,622 --> 01:16:25,882 (jazzy rock music) 1265 01:16:25,882 --> 01:16:28,888 ♪ Hey, Joe, what do ya know ♪ 1266 01:16:30,098 --> 01:16:32,060 ♪ Your hair's a masterpiece ♪ 1267 01:16:32,060 --> 01:16:33,939 ♪ How do you keep it shiny ♪ 1268 01:16:33,939 --> 01:16:35,484 ♪ Why, I use bacon grease ♪ 1269 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:40,577 ♪ You know, Gina's absent ♪ 1270 01:16:43,876 --> 01:16:45,712 ♪ I heard she stayed in bed ♪ 1271 01:16:45,712 --> 01:16:48,176 ♪ I guess she didn't feel like coming ♪ 1272 01:16:48,176 --> 01:16:50,514 ♪ She sent her wig instead ♪ 1273 01:16:50,514 --> 01:16:54,021 ♪ Buzz cuts, crew cuts, they don't rate ♪ 1274 01:16:54,021 --> 01:16:57,319 ♪ You need a pomp or a ♪ 86404