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[smooching]

[indistinct chatter]

Thanks so much
for the promotion.

You earned it.

And the warm welcome.
I feel so special.

Oh, all the new executives
get this kind of welcome.

What? Even Jeffrey
from Web Services?

My hat is a 5G mess.

Oh, yeah.
I love that guy.

-[chuckles]
-[horn blowing]

[Steve] Ah, the start of
a new corporate work day.

Here comes marketing,

and there's
the logistics department.

Here are the majorettes.

[fanfare]

Where the hell is
catering, though?

-Oh?
-They should be passing out

the breakfast burritos.

[Steve]
Oh. There they are.

[Annie] Oh, yum. I love that
they're gluten free.

Oh, you know what
would be exciting?

A smoothie with peaches.

That's not on
the current menu,

but I think I can
make that happen.

Oh, really?

Wow, you really are
the leader in tech.

I think you mean big tech,
Annie from Accounts.

You know, as part of
your welcome package,

we'll be taking a trip
this weekend,

a river cruise on
my personal yacht.

I can't wait to share all
the new analysis with you.

Oh, right.
Well, this is meant to be

more of a break from work,
if you know what I mean.

Right, but did you look at
the most recent numbers?

-They're down.
-Eh!

Maybe you're just
afraid to admit that

the company is
underperforming.

-Maybe.
-So, where are we going, anyway?

-The Nile.
-The River Nile?

That's so weird.
I just noticed a discrepancy

in the Drone Department books.

We deny any allegations of
a package being lost.

Lost package?
Who said anything about a--

I've never
lost a package, ever!

O-kay, but that's--
Oh-oh! Oh...

Ever! If anyone
told you that,

tell me who they are
and I'll have them fired.

[chuckles] Okay.
Will do.

Wow. You know, I could really
see myself succeeding here.

I'd love to make some changes,

create a women's
advocacy group,

maybe a crisis hotline.

Yeah, life is pretty perfect
the way it is

at the executive level.

Oh. [laughs]

[woman] Hey!
New on the menu,

smoothies with peaches.

[man] Steve is a genius.

[buzzer rings]

Oh! [crying]

So, I have to tell you every
time I'm going to the bathroom?

-But I'm your supervisor.
-Do I?

-What's going on here?
-She's trying to dock my pay.

-For what?
-Going to the bathroom.

Why don't you just
piss in your pants?

-Like I do.
-What?!

I wear a diaper.
It's great.

-Agh!
-You wear a fucking diaper?

Mm-hm. It just
makes things easier.

Oh, hey, look.
[humming]

Hey, hos. Did you hear about
Annie from Accounts?

She got promoted.

Wow. Imagine that.

I wonder if she wears
a diaper.

Huh. No one from the warehouse
ever gets promoted.

Speak for yourself.
If Annie from Accounts

can get promoted, so can I.

You're gonna get in trouble
for stealing those.

Who cares.
Fuck the warehouse.

Tell me about it.

Do you know how much
I walked today

to find these packages?

Think I've pulled 12 miles.

I walked almost
a whole marathon today.

And I don't even get
the braggy bumper sticker.

Hey, did either of you guys

get asked to donate
a lung to the company?

Sure is shit down here
in the warehouse.

[woman] Hey, no smoking,
warehouse friends!

[mocking] No smoking,
warehouse friends.

This bitch.

Boy. It sure is funny that
we have to live here, too.

Well, who do you think
we are, executives?

We can't afford to live
anywhere else.

If you get promoted
to executive,

I hear you get
fresh breakfast burritos

-every morning.
-Bullshit!

And you get to go on
a river cruise with the CEO.

Oh, you mean Steve himself?

Yeah. That's where Annie from
Accounts is going this weekend.

He takes every new executive.
It's some kind of tradition.

-Where are they going?
-On a river cruise this time.

Yeah, but which river?

The Nile.

I sure could use
a fancy vacation like that.

They probably use toilets, too.

Dead Man Thompson
always talked about the Nile.

Dead Man Thompson
doesn't know anything.

He's crazy.

Also, he's dead.

Well, before he died,

he told me a story about
a package

that went missing there.

Where were you today,
Dorothy?

I was missing you.

I told you guys, I was
dealing with my medical issue.

-Ugh!
-Huh. Tell me about it.

-Oh, right. Of course.
-[woman] Hey! Lights out!

Man, warehouse life sucks.

-Ugh!
-Goodnight, Dorothy.

[sighs]
Goodnight, Rose.

-[buzzing]
-[woman] Rose, Deborah, work!

I've been thinking about
our conversation last night.

This really isn't fair.

We deserve better
working conditions.

Oh, yeah? Well, what are we
gonna do about it?

I think we should tell Steve
our demands for the warehouse.

Let's crash that river cruise.

-Okay.
-Ugh.

Crash the river cruise?

How the hell
are we gonna get out?

Hey, uh, do you guys think
Dorothy likes me?

[Dorothy] Now, just pull this
pane of glass out like so,

and take the bars and
just slide them right out.

Wow. How did you even
think of this, Dorothy?

I grew up in a house
with windows.

I hope to have a house
with windows some day.

Wow. This really feels like
we're escaping.

Uh, we are escaping, Rose.

-[alarm blaring]
-Shit. That's the alarm.

Come on, girls.
We have to run for it.

[Steve on PA]
Hello, warehouse friends.

Here is a gentle reminder...

Just realized we're on
the ground floor.

...return to your rooms.

It is past our
9 p.m. curfew.

Hello, warehouse friends.

Here is a gentle reminder

that you should return to
your rooms.

It is past our
9 p.m. curfew.

Hello, warehouse friends.

Here is a gentle reminder

that you should return to
your rooms.

Ow!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[Dorothy] Okay, girls.
Now, just to get through

-this small orchard.
-[Sophia] I didn't realize

there was an orchard
on property.

[Deborah] This is where
all the fruit comes from

for the executive
smoothie bar.

[Rose] Ah.
I love smoothies.

[Deborah] Jesus Christ, Rose,
everyone loves smoothies.

[car starts]

By the way,
where'd you get this car?

-It's crazy.
-Yeah, where'd you get it.

The executive lot.
So sue me.

Has anyone seen my car?
I can't seem to find it.

[crowd exclaims]

Maybe I'll get myself
an electric scooter.

What's gonna happen to us
if we get caught?

-[Sophia] Cut it, I say!
-[Rose] Oh, God.

Remember when
Dead Man Thompson died?

They just made us
keep working around him.

Yeah, that was fucked up.

That's why we have to change

the working conditions
for everyone.

[Annie] Wow, this yacht is
so... spacious.

[Steve] I know, it's
a lot more boat than I needed,

but I figured,
why not splurge a little.

Just wait 'til you see
below the deck.

[Annie] Now that we're alone,

I really want to
talk to you about

some of the research
I've been doing.

I think we can
increase the optimization

of our mobile site
by using the metadata

we gathered last quarter.

It's true.

Uh, yeah,
what's metadata again?

[Annie] Well,
metadata is basically

a set of data that
gives information

about other data.

Oh, right, like meta.
Like, that's so meta.

-Right, but for data.
-Right, yeah.

Okay, here's what
we're gonna say.

We want better pay,
the ability to unionize--

Health benefits for
part time employees.

Oh, and do not forget
the breakfast burritos.

Good one, Rose.
I won't forget those.

Look! Here they come.

[Annie] Well, I can just
summarize this all for you

in an e-mail, I guess.
That you'll never read.

Hey, look over there.

Come over here.
Cut your motor.

Cut it, I said!

I'm a boat man.

What's your problem, girls?

Steve, I'm frightened.
What do they want?

We're from the warehouse,
and we've got a few demands.

Now, wait a minute.
What do you think this is?

I'm a boat man.

-[gunshot]
-Ah!

[Steve] Hey, you just shot
my boat man.

[Dorothy]
What the hell are you doing?

-You just shot his boat man.
-Hey! Ow, ow, ow!

[Dorothy] What the hell's
wrong with you?

[Deborah] I'm just really
fuckin' amped up, okay?

-We said no guns, Deborah.
-I never agreed to that!

Hey, now, what's this
all about, warehouse friends?

Shut up! And you, with your
bullshit promotion.

You don't deserve
to be an executive

-any more than I do.
-This is ridiculous.

-Get down.
-Oh!

Sorry about that.
We didn't totally

plan on shooting anyone.

Oh, jeez. God, my knee got
scraped and everything hurts.

Steve, we've gotta
get out of here.

These warehouse friends
are angry and violent.

That's not true.
We're actually very calm.

Should we give him
our demands now, Dorothy?

Well, I guess I'd say they're
more concerns than demands.

-Ah!
-[grunting]

Oh, now they're concerns,
are they?

I thought you wanted to come out
here and get something done!

-Jesus!
-What the hell

did we come out here for?

[Dorothy]
God, get off of me, Deborah!

Ooh! Ow!
God! My medical issue!

Whoa, Deborah, calm down.

Oh, God,
that really spooked me.

What's going on?

She's pussyfooting
around everything.

Now that she's faced with
the boss, she's scared.

-Is that true?
-Listen,

if we want him to
take us seriously,

we have to be cool about it.

He has to see that
we can play ball. Get it?

No! I don't get why
we don't just kill him.

Come on, Deborah,
that's crazy.

Let's let Dorothy
take the lead on this.

Okay, fine,
but give me back my gun.

Well, fine, but
you can't kill anyone else.

-I can't promise anything.
-Deborah!

[sobbing]
I hate it here.

Oh, jeez. Somebody call
the "wambulance." Am I right?

Hey, now, what's this all
about, warehouse friends?

Conditions at the warehouse
are terrible.

Every move we make
is recorded,

and we don't have the freedom
to even use the bathroom

-when we need to.
-Seriously? Wow.

That sounds... terrible.

It is terrible.
It's inhumane.

And we also want our share of
breakfast burritos.

Wait a second.
You're telling me

you don't get breakfast burritos
in the warehouse?

-No.
-Well, jeez,

I guess we only have a certain
amount of breakfast burritos--

[grunts] to give out,
and if the warehouse got them,

there wouldn't be enough
for the executives.

I mean, there are
the huevos rancheros,

but those are hard to eat
on the go.

I know. Why don't you just
apply to become executives?

We can't apply
to be executives.

There's no opportunity
for upward growth.

We shouldn't have to
become executives

to get fair treatment.

Ah! Oh, I totally get that.

We want to unionize.

Ooh! Unionize. Oh, no,
you don't want to do that.

Unions are a real downer,
so boring.

Now's my chance.

Hey-- Hey, look,
is she trying to escape?

[Rose] Wow. How'd she
get there so fast?

I'll find help and
come back and rescue you.

I'm gonna make you proud!

Oh, no. [gasping]
Oh, God.

I guess we should
try to save her.

Yeah, we should.

Oh, is that an alligator?

Oh, no! Oh, God!

Ooh. Yikes.

[gasping]

[screams]

Ahh!

Looks like we have an opening
for a new junior executive.

-Go ahead.
-Yeah, that's fine.

-No, no, go ahead.
-Come on, warehouse friends,

I know you can do it.

[growling]

So why can't we all be
promoted to junior executive?

Well, at our company, we--

we do pride ourselves
in having diversity,

but not so much diversity
to make anyone uncomfortable.

Hmm.

So we only have room for
one white woman

-on the board right now.
-Shit.

Well, who gets to take
the spot, then?

No one, Deborah.

Becoming executives
isn't the point.

The point is making
better working conditions

-for the warehouse.
-Boring.

Maybe there's
a Kinko's nearby.

We could print out
our resumés.

I'm literally
a captive audience,

so why don't you just
prove to me

which one of you
is a better fit.

Ugh! This is the wrong vibe.

We're here to negotiate

better working conditions
for everyone, not--

Shh, Dorothy.
Let's hear him out.

-How would we prove it?
-Fight to the death.

How about something gentle?
Like hugging, or--

or whatever you
feel like doing.

I'm not entertaining
this idea.

Sorry, Steve,
but you're not going free

'til you agree to our demands
for the warehouse. Period.

Thanks for helping, Rose.

Where the hell did you get
smoked paprika, Rose?

I bring some wherever I go.
Delicious.

I guess we'd better
feed our prisoner.

-Here you go.
-Mm-mm-mm.

It smells so good.
[slurping]

Damn! Let me get
another hit of that shit!

[chuckles]

[slurping]

Very impressive, Dorothy.
It's very subtle.

You know, some people
go over the top with spices.

Hey, let me try this.

[slurping]

Oh, fuck, it's so balanced.

Hi. I know you already ate
some of Dorothy's soup,

but I wanted to bring you
something I made special.

It's not a breakfast burrito
by chance, is it?

Oh, God! Don't even mention
breakfast burritos to me.

I'm obsessed with them.

Well, I guess you'd have to
untie me so I can eat it.

I-- I guess so.

You know, I really see
something special in you, Rose.

I think you would make
an incredible junior executive.

-Really?
-Oh, yeah.

I mean,
you'd really look the part

more than the other girls.

-In fact, I would love...
-Ooh. Oh.

...to see all of you sporting
some executive style

'cause you're all a bit
warehouse-y right now.

Warehouse-y. You're right.

Sure are gettin' cozy
over there, aren't ya?

Oh, him? Yeah,

we were just having
a private conversation

-about nothing.
-Right.

This was a great idea, Rose.
What inspired it?

Oh, nothing,
I-- I had a feeling

it might make everyone
a little more comfortable.

Rose, I noticed your shorts
seem a little bulky.

Oh, shoot, do I have
a diaper butt? Ugh.

Why are you still wearing
a diaper

when we aren't even
in the warehouse?

Oh, I'm used to it.

Ugh. Maybe I should
make mine a little bigger

to account for the bulk.

[Steve] Hey, hey!
Dorothy. Wait up!

What is it?

I just wanted to
chat with you alone.

-What is it?
-Come to the bank.

Uh, yeah, just like that,
climb up.

Yeah, good,
get your body up there, girl.

-[chuckles]
-I don't need your help.

Look, I-- I just want to say
I really admire

the stand you're taking
for the warehouse.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

I really see something special
in you, Dorothy.

I think you'd make
an incredible junior executive.

-Really?
-Yes, really.

[grunts] You know,
you'd have a lot more power

on the executive level.

You could change things
from the inside.

How come nothing's
been changed before, then?

Well, maybe we haven't had

the right kind of person
in that role.

-Hmm.
-Hey, I wanted to ask you.

Did you ever come across
a warehouse friend

named Levar Thompson?

Ah, this is crazy.
He's probably--

probably you've
never heard of this,

but some people
called him, uh--

Dead Man Thompson.

Yeah, I knew him.
I had to walk over his body

when he died on
the warehouse floor.

Oh, that's awful,
just awful to hear.

Say, before he died,
did he ever mention anything?

What to you mean,
like what?

No-- Nothing.
[grunts]

Just curious whether or not
he said anything

that was particularly
memorable.

He-- He was crazy.

Yes, of course he was.
He was crazy.

[snoring]

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Look at your tiny,
delicate feature skin.

-[muffled scream]
-Shh, shh, shh! Just listen.

Listen. You're safe.
You're safe.

Here's the thing.
You said only one of us

can be the junior executive,
and I want that spot.

You see,
I'm not gonna let you go

until you tell me
I can have it.

I'll let you go if you promise
to give me that promotion.

You know, I really see
something special in you.

-Oh, my God.
-I think you'd make

an incredible
junior executive.

-Really?
-Mm-hm.

Well, if you mean that, okay.

-Mm-hm.
-Thanks for your time.

Great.

Oh, my God.
This river water is wonderful.

I feel so free.

I'm so glad, Rose.
You're doing great!

Feels pretty good
being in here with Dorothy.

This is doing wonders
for my medical issue.

[Rose] Oh, good.
[chuckles]

Oh, hey.

What are you guys up to?
Just treading water?

Not exactly.

We just wanted to get Rose
out of her diaper.

I've forgotten how to maintain
my bladder control.

It's great to see you care for
your friends, Sophia.

-Yeah, thanks.
-You know,

I really see
something special in you.

I think you'd make
an incredible junior executive.

Oh, yeah?
What makes you say that?

[chuckles] Oh,
I'm very intuitive.

There's a reason I'm the CEO.

-Right.
-That is right.

You know, I don't know
if I trust him.

-I think he's up to no good.
-What do you mean?

I don't know, exactly,
but I don't get the sense

he's going to
implement our demands.

I like him. When I look into
his eyes, I feel safe.

I say we drop the demands
and get outta here.

I think I have a good chance
of being promoted.

What makes you think
he's gonna promote you?

Hm. Wouldn't you like to know.

I have an idea of how
we can all get the promotion.

What?

By getting him the one thing
he wants the most.

What's that, honey--
uh, Dorothy?

The lost package of the Nile.

-Denial?
-The Nile.

Right, denial. Like when you're
in love with someone

but you can't admit it.

Yeah, sure. Dead Man Thompson
from the warehouse

knew where it was.
He told me.

Back in the early 2010s,
Steve had the idea of

using drones
to deliver packages.

Levar Thompson was the head
of logistics at the time.

[gasps] Dead Man Thompson.

That's right, Rose.

Steve put an impossible timeline
on the drone delivery,

and it was highly publicized
in the press.

At the same time,
they received

a large order of
whiskey stones

from a frat house in Maine.

Whiskey stones were very big
in the 2010s

Well, they keep your drink cold
without watering it down.

And they're so cute.

[Dorothy] It was Steve's idea

to send those whiskey stones

on the very first delivery
ever sent by drone

even though Thompson
didn't feel it was ready.

The delivery went
horribly wrong.

They lost their
tracking abilities,

and the drone went rogue.

Somehow, the package was
accidentally dropped on

the banks of the River Nile,

which was very
embarrassing, of course,

because it's
nowhere near Maine.

-Right.
-Of course.

Very embarrassing.

[Dorothy] Steve bought all the
newspapers to bury the story,

and the company used
all its resources

to look for the package.

They sent out a search and
rescue team on boats.

They even used other drones
to scan for the first drone,

but nothing.

Steve put all the blame
on Thompson,

and as punishment,

banished him to the warehouse.

Oh, my God.
And then they must have

bumped him off for telling you.
Is that how he died?

No. He just died
from exhaustion

because the working conditions
are so horrible.

-Oh.
-But...

the lost package
of the Nile

was never to be seen again,

and this single, glaring error
haunts Steve to this day.

Technically, it wasn't
my fault, warehouse friends,

but you'll never
be able to find it.

If we find that package,

will you promise to honor
our demands?

[chuckles]
I promise.

The lost package of the Nile
has baffled our experts.

I even organized
this last executive trip

as a cover
to search for it myself

as I'm smarter than anyone.

If you can track it down,
you'll be considered heroes.

So, how are we supposed to find
this lost package, anyway?

Yeah. What did
Dead Man Thompson say?

Did he give you
some kind of map?

He gave me a riddle.
He said it's where

the muck is thick
and a boat gets sick.

I always thought he was
muttering nonsense.

How did you know
it was a clue?

[Dorothy]
We spent some time together

in the infirmary.

Where the muck is thick

and a boat gets sick.

What could that mean?

Hey! This looks like
a mucky place.

[Sophia]
Hey, we're stuck.

Stuck? Sick?
A boat gets sick.

It must be around here.

Come on, girls,
we have to move it together.

I said come on, dammit!
Dorothy, are you with me?

-I'm with you, Sophia.
-I'm with you guys, too.

I'm with you, too.
From back here.

Okay, now let's pull.

[grunting]

Ugh! We've been pulling
for ages,

and we've only gone
a few feet.

-[grunts]
-Yeah, this is rough.

I'm starting to have problems
with my medical issue.

You should take a break.

Thanks for understanding,
Sophia.

-You got it.
-Hey, we'll take over.

Yeah. I really can't get
my diaper wet, though.

God, this is mucky as hell.

This feels so good
on my bare legs.

-[grunts] I've got it.
-No, I've got it.

-[grunts] I've got it, Rose.
-No, I got it.

Come on, Deborah.

I want to show Dorothy
how strong I am.

[Steve] Looking good,
warehouse friends.

[Deborah]
Oh, boy, what momentum!

[Dorothy]
It must be just past here.

[Rose] Gosh. This all looks
the same to me.

How can you tell?

[Dorothy] We solved
the complicated riddle, Rose,

and now we know where
the treasure is.

[Dorothy] We're here.

-Wowee! Let's go!
-Yeah!

Let's get that
missing package.

I can't go back to
that warehouse.

Let's just dig at the ground
with our hands.

It'll feel more satisfying
that way.

[Deborah] Oh! I already feel
so connected to the earth.

[grunting]

[Sophia] I don't think we're
actually making progress.

Shovel! We need the shovel
over here!

Shovel? Coming right up.

[Steve] Now you're
thinking with your brains,

executive style.

[grunting]

[Sophia] I got it!
It's right here on the surface,

barely obscured by this grass.

Oh! Open it. Open it!

I can't. It's locked.

Come on, warehouse friends.
I know you can do it.

Oh, hell,
I'll shoot it open.

[Rose] Oh, God. We aren't
wearing protective eye gear.

[gunshot]

Yes!

You got it.

-[sighs]
-Open it, open it!

I am. Hold on, everyone.

Oh-- [chuckles]
Never mind, it wasn't locked.

-Sorry about that.
-Oh, my God.

Look at these whiskey stones.
There are so many of them.

Oh, look how teeny tiny
they are.

Does anyone mind if
I pour them over my head?

-No, go ahead.
-Yeah, that's fine.

-Yes, go for it.
-Woohoo! Yes!

Goddamn, Rose.
That looks like fun.

Oh, it is. Oh!

Well, now that that's over,

you might as well
tell these ladies that

I'm getting the promotion.

What do you mean?
I never promised that.

-What?!
-[grunts]

You dirty corporate scumbag!

Wait a second.

Did he tell you
he thought you'd be

a good junior executive?

Yeah. He all but gave me
the job.

I didn't promise anything.

I just said
I thought you'd be great.

You son of a bitch!

What about our demands
for the warehouse?

You said you would honor them.

Oh, I am. I'm honoring them
right now.

Like in the modern
bullshit version of the word.

Fuck all this together shit.
I'm taking you and the job.

Ugh! Deborah has always been
a shady bitch.

-Am I right?
-Oh, shut up, Rose!

Um, fuck you, Deborah.

-Ah!
-[grunting]

[Dorothy] Come on,
we can't let

this executive position
get between us.

-I always hated you.
-[grunting]

Don't you tell them
what to do.

Oh, God, a knife!
My medical condition!

We all know you have
hemorrhoids, Dorothy.

-Why don't you just admit it?
-No! Never!

I'll always refer to it as
my medical condition!

-[punches landing]
-No!

-[gunshot]
-[Steve] Hey! Everyone!

Deborah's in the tree
with the gun!

[Rose] Hey. Hey, everyone,
stop fighting!

-[Steve] Oh, God! You, too?
-[gunshot]

-Karate chop!
-Oh! Why?

[grunting]

I thought we were friends!

-[grunting]
-[screaming]

I'm gonna be an executive!

-[grunting]
-Ooh!

-[punch landing]
-[screaming]

-Ah, ha-ha!
-Yee-uh!

Uh!

[Sophia] Ha, ha, ha!
I'm gonna be an executive!

[panting, grunting]

Ha-ha! Yes! Ha-ha!
Oh, Dorothy, no!

Oh, I'll always love you!

[gasping]

[grunting]

-Oh!
-[grunting]

[gasping]

Oh, no! A sudden cramp!

So, I guess we're
the only two left.

Yeah. I guess so.
[sighs]

Will you untie me?

I keep forgetting
we tied you up.

[chuckles]
Seems funny now.

I guess you've got
the spot for...

the junior executive.

Oh, okay.
[muttering]

[chuckles]

I guess so.

Welcome to
the executive level.

[moans]

Oh... [moans]

A rescue boat?

Oh, they've been watching.
They've always been watching.

Let's go.

[Steve] What's the first thing
you're going to do

as a junior executive?

Well, first, I'm gonna unionize
the warehouse workers.

-Kidding.
-[chuckling]

I'm gonna go get
a breakfast burrito.

Oh... [grunts] Huh? Huh?

Dorothy?

Dorothy? Dorothy?

Dorothy!