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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,562 HEY, EVERYBODY. 2 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,698 WELCOME TO BULL MOUNTAIN, 3 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:31,999 A SLICE OF HEAVEN 4 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,769 NESTLED IN THE CLEAVAGE OF ALASKA'S HIGH COUNTRY. 5 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:39,440 IT ALL STARTED WHEN A YOUNG BUCK NAMED HERBERT MUNTZ 6 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,875 SAW THE PROMISE OF A NEW LIFE 7 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:45,513 AND STAKED HIS CLAIM TO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- 8 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,615 HE STOLE IT FROM THE ESKIMOS. 9 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,618 'ROUND THESE PARTS, HE BECAME KNOWN AS "PAPA." 10 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,687 EACH YEAR, PAPA WOULD SAY THANK YOU 11 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,055 BY DROPPIN' HIS BRITCHES 12 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,891 AND BLAZING DOWN THAT MOUNTAIN BARE-ASSED 13 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:01,629 IN ONE OF HIS FAMOUS "MOON-SHINE" RUNS. 14 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,964 PAPA LOVED TO SKI, 15 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,400 AND PAPA LOVED TO DRINK, 16 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,803 BUT MOST OF ALL, PAPA LOVED TO SKI AND DRINK... 17 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,441 AT THE SAME TIME! 18 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:17,145 LAST YEAR, HE DIED WITH HIS BOOTS ON... 19 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:21,048 BULL MOUNTAIN, DON'T GO CHANGIN'! 20 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,051 AND NOT MUCH ELSE. 21 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,555 NOWADAYS, PAPA'S BOY RUNS THE MOUNTAIN. 22 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,958 BUT US LOCALS STILL CARRY ON THE FREE-WHEELIN' SPIRIT 23 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,460 OF PAPA'S LIFE. 24 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,627 YOU COULD SAY 25 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:35,996 THAT THIS MOUNTAIN'S A LOT LIKE A WOMAN. 26 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,732 JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERY INCH OF HER, 27 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,001 AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIP YOUR SKIS 28 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:44,805 INTO SOME SOFT, DEEP POWDER--BAM! 29 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,975 YOU GOT 2 BROKE LEGS, CRACKED RIBS, 30 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,743 THEN YOU PAY YOUR 20 BUCKS 31 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:53,581 JUST TO LET HER PUNCH YOUR LIFT TICKET ALL OVER AGAIN. 32 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,782 UHH! 33 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,984 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,789 * 1 35 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,090 * 2 36 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,660 * I'M GONNA GET IN MY CAR WITH A SMILE AND THE BURN * 37 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,862 * THAT I PUT ON MY ARM THE DAY YOU WENT AWAY, GIRL * 38 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:13,601 * AND I PROBABLY WON'T COME BACK AROUND AGAIN * 39 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,102 * I'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT * 40 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,804 * THROUGH THE RED LIGHTS, FLYING * 41 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,373 * OVER THE HILL, TO THE COUNTY LINE BLIND * 42 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:23,844 * FORGETTING TO FORGET THAT YOU'RE NOT MINE * 43 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,947 * KISS YOUR APOCALYPSE FOR THE LAST, LAST TIME * 44 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,517 * RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY AGAIN, FINE * 45 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:33,354 * ANYTIME YOU THINK YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND * 46 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:36,624 * ANYTIME YOU WANT 47 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:41,829 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 48 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:46,734 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 49 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:51,505 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 50 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,643 * COME BACK ONE MORE TIME ANYTIME * 51 00:02:55,676 --> 00:03:00,381 * COME BACK TO ME ANYTIME 52 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:05,653 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 53 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:10,391 * COME BACK ONE MORE TIME ANYTIME * 54 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,663 * GOT NO TIME, REASON OR RHYME * 55 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,998 * NOT GONNA STOP, GONNA RIDE ALL NIGHT * 56 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,568 * GOT NO TIME, REASON OR RHYME * 57 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,002 * NOT GONNA STOP, GONNA RIDE... * 58 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,739 * ANYTIME * ALL NIGHT 59 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:30,611 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 60 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:35,349 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 61 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:40,688 * JUMP BACK TO ME ANYTIME 62 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,790 * COME BACK ONE MORE TIME * 63 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,526 * KISS YOUR APOCALYPSE FOR THE LAST, LAST TIME * 64 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,028 * RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY AGAIN, FINE * 65 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,598 * KISS YOUR APOCALYPSE FOR THE LAST, LAST TIME * 66 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,033 * RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN, RUN, RUN * 67 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,635 * JUMP 68 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,706 * FOR THE LAST, LAST TIME 69 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,807 * JUMP 70 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,975 * UHH 71 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,312 * FOR THE LAST, LAST TIME 72 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,913 [HONKY TONK MUSIC PLAYING] 73 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,581 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 74 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,850 [ENGINE REVS] 75 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,627 NEWS FLASH. 76 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,595 MUNTZ IS SELLING THE MOUNTAIN. 77 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,397 THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN? YES. 78 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,333 WHY WOULD HE WANT TO GET RID OF THIS PLACE? 79 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,635 I LIKE THIS PLACE EXACTLY THE WAY IT IS. 80 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,836 Pig Pen: MAYBE THE BUYER CAN SUPPLY 81 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,971 THE MOUNTAIN WITH WHAT IT REALLY NEEDS-- 82 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,640 HOT FRIGGIN' CHICKS. 83 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,809 WHOA, WHOA! HEY, GUYS. GUYS, YOU KNOW, MORE GIRLS? 84 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,244 LET'S GIVE LANCE A CHANCE, ALL RIGHT? 85 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,313 I GOTTA REFUEL THE TANKS. 86 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,283 Man: YO, JENNY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 87 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,284 Men: JENNY! 88 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,520 Jenny: HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 89 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,788 WHAT, ARE YOU DRINKING WITHOUT ME? 90 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,823 [SQUIRTS] 91 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,325 HEY, LANCE. 92 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,327 HEY, GIRLFRIEND. WHAT YOU DRINKIN'? 93 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,796 WHATEVER THE LADY WOULD LIKE, JUST, UH... 94 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,366 PUT IT ON MY TAB. 95 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:01,669 I WILL HAVE A BEER, THEN. 96 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,672 AND 5 SHOTS OF GOLDSCHLAGER, PLEASE. 97 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,608 RICK, YOU ARE AN IDIOT NOT TO GO FOR JENNY, 98 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,177 AND DON'T GIVE ME THIS BROKEN HEART RIGMAROLE. 99 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,712 [SNIFFS] 100 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,448 [SNIFF SNIFF] 101 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,550 ARE YOU SNIFFING ME? 102 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,521 Lance: THERE YOU GO. 103 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,456 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 104 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,491 YEP. 105 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,726 OH, MAN. IF I WAS HER, 106 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,660 I'D BE GETTIN' WITH 107 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,228 EVERY DUDE ON THIS MOUNTAIN. 108 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,297 HEY, BOYS. 109 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,666 HEY! YOU'RE KILLIN' ME! 110 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,868 CHEERS, EVERYBODY! 111 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,372 [WHISTLES] 112 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,339 PEOPLE... 113 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,208 UH-OH. 114 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,075 AND PIG PEN, 115 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:45,345 MY POOR EXCUSE FOR A BROTHER, 116 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,313 OUR BOY RICK HERE 117 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,082 HAS BEEN BITCHING AND MOANING ALL WEEK LONG... 118 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,017 I HAVE NOT. 119 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,553 AND I THINK IT'S TIME THAT WE DO SOMETHING 120 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,755 TO CHEER HIM UP. DON'T YOU AGREE? 121 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,390 PERHAPS TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT 122 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:59,760 THAT WE CROWN THIS YEAR'S... 123 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,895 KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 124 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:02,796 DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY 125 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,232 KING OF THE MOUNTAIN, MOUNTAIN, MOUNTAIN? 126 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,099 Together: KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 127 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,701 KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 128 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,437 KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 129 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,839 KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 130 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,408 Anthony: I KNOW YOU WANT TO DEFEND YOUR TITLE. 131 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,109 YEAH! OH, YEAH. 132 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,511 IF I MUST. 133 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,447 [BELL CLANGS] 134 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,348 GOOD EVENING. 135 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,751 YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES OF KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 136 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,685 RULE NUMBER ONE-- 137 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,188 YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 138 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,356 OOH! OOH! 139 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,792 RULE NUMBER 2-- THERE ARE NO RULES. 140 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,794 WHAT ABOUT RULE NUMBER ONE? 141 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,797 THAT'S MORE OF A GUIDELINE THAN A RULE. 142 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,065 DO N OT INTERRUPT! 143 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,266 OW! 144 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,200 AND NOW, 145 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,636 THE 3-PEAT CHAMPION OF KING OF THE MOUNTAIN, 146 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,204 RICK RAMBIS. RICHARD? 147 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,640 [CHEERING] 148 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,542 OK. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 149 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,778 EVERYONE MUST HAVE A BEER. 150 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,246 BEER? OK, 151 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,381 IT'S A RACE TO THE BOTTOM. 152 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,383 THE FIRST ONE TO THE STATUE OF PAPA MUNTZ 153 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,620 WITH THE MOST BEER IN YOUR GLASS--PIG PEN-- 154 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:02,590 SHALL BE PROCLAIMED THIS YEAR'S KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 155 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,057 AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS, 156 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,259 YOU ALSO WIN THE CONTENTS OF ERIC'S STOLEN WALLET, 157 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,461 WHICH ARE, LUKE? 158 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,096 2 BUCKS, 159 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,498 A CONDOM, 160 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,066 EXPIRATION DATE 1997, 161 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,102 AND A PICTURE OF HIS GRANDMA--NO! 162 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,670 THAT'S NANCY REAGAN. NANCY REAGAN. 163 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,806 Rick: BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, 164 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,308 PUSHING, SHOVING, AND CHEATING ARE ENCOURAGED. 165 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,076 [CHEERING] 166 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,346 TRY NOT TO WIPE OUT LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR 167 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,481 AND THE YEAR BEFORE, 168 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,348 AND BOTH YEARS BEFORE THAT. 169 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,483 THANKS, LUKE, I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 170 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,818 Luke: NO PROBLEM. 171 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,185 Rick: PIG PEN, IF YOU WOULD. 172 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,654 STRAP 'EM IN. 173 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:37,224 ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET-- 174 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,728 EVERYBODY READY? 175 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:41,695 [CHEERING] 176 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,597 GO! 177 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,699 SUCKERS! CHEATER! 178 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,701 NOT TONIGHT, PIG PEN! 179 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,369 HA HA HA! 180 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,706 [WHOOPS AND HOLLERS] 181 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,075 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 182 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:02,282 Rick: GO GRAND, ANTHONY! 183 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,551 DON'T WIPE OUT. 184 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,652 DON'T WIPE OUT. 185 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,286 DON'T WIPE OUT. 186 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,488 HERE I COME, BABY! 187 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,489 [MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 188 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,991 AAH! 189 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,292 WHOO! 190 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,527 WHOO-HOO! 191 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,801 WHOA! WHOA! 192 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,235 UHH! 193 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,405 DAMN! DAMN! 194 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,373 [PFFFT] 195 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,541 DAMN! 196 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,043 COMING THROUGH. AAH! 197 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,411 HA HA HA! 198 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,046 UHH! AAH! 199 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,314 UHH! UHH! 200 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,584 YEAH! 201 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,355 HA HA HA! 202 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:45,058 WHOO HOO! WHOO! 203 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,595 UHH! 204 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,331 GET AWAY FROM MY HEAD! 205 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,600 AAH! 206 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,734 WHOO! 207 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,737 WHOO HOO! STOP! 208 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,476 [WHOOPING] 209 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,613 HEY, NO FAIR! 210 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,414 WHOO HOO! 211 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,882 HA HA! OH, NICE! 212 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,919 YAHOO! 213 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,021 OH, SHIT! UHH! 214 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,956 WHOO HOO! 215 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,057 UHH! 216 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,994 YEE-HAW! 217 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,100 RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! 218 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,035 AAH! 219 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,569 UHH! 220 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,272 GO! 221 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,641 LET'S MOVE IT! 222 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,077 WHEE HEE HEE! 223 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,245 HEY, PIG PEN! 224 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:42,015 AH HOO HOO! 225 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,964 Jenny: DON'T LET HIM PASS! DON'T LET HIM PASS! 226 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,032 Luke: WE GOT HIM, JENNY! 227 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,135 Jenny: WHOO HOO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 228 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,871 COME ON! WE'RE GONNA BEAT HIM! 229 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,013 Luke: WHERE DID HE COME FROM? 230 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,084 WHOO! 231 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,919 HIS MUG'S EMPTY. 232 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:19,920 WHOA! 233 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,921 THE BEER! 234 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,289 BEER? I GOT BEER! I GOT IT! 235 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,124 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 236 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,226 OH, COME ON! 237 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,361 [SKIERS CHEERING] 238 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,435 IF YOU HAVEN'T KISSED UP TO THE KING, LET ME KNOW. 239 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,271 GOIN' TO DRINK, EVERYBODY! WHOO! 240 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,306 WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO TURN IN. I HAVE TO 241 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,308 GIVE MR. MAYS A SNOWBOARD LESSON. 242 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,276 I GOT FAG PRACTICE IN THE MORNING, 243 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,444 SO I UNDERSTAND. 244 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,445 [LAUGHTER] 245 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,015 WALK ME HOME, YOUR HIGHNESS. 246 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,883 OH! OH! 247 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:50,851 AY AY! 248 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:55,488 OH! OH! 249 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,032 WHOO! 250 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,469 GUYS, STOP! STOP! 251 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,471 IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON COMING UP 252 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,041 WITH SOME LAME-ASS EXCUSE TO GET INTO MY HOUSE 253 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,376 JUST SO WE CAN "HOOK UP," 254 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,311 I MIGHT LET YOU. 255 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,379 NOT THAT YOU'RE BEING PARTICULARLY 256 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,981 CHARMING OR ANYTHING. 257 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,249 I GUESS IT'S THE MOONLIGHT 258 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,084 AND A BOTTLE OF GOLDSCHLAGER 259 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:27,154 THAT JUST BRINGS OUT THE ROMANCE IN A GIRL. 260 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,222 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 261 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,924 YEAH. 262 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,259 YOU BROKE UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND 263 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,360 THIS SUMMER, RIGHT? 264 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,895 YEAH. 265 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,496 WELL... 266 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,065 ARE WE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER CONVERSATION 267 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,267 ABOUT HOW YOU'RE STILL ON THE REBOUND? 268 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,434 I GUESS NOT. 269 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,371 LOOK, RICK, I FEEL FOR YOU, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT, 270 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,573 BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 271 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,877 OK, THE GENERAL RULE OF THUMB IS ONE WEEK OF MOURNING 272 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,278 FOR EVERY 6 MONTHS YOU WERE TOGETHER, 273 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,247 SO YOU WERE TOGETHER, WHAT, 2 WEEKS? 274 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,348 3 WEEKS. 275 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,185 OH, OK. 3 WEEKS. SO, THEN, 276 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,352 THAT MEANS-- I GET IT. 277 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,188 I GET IT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 278 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,255 IT'S STUPID. 279 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,057 YES, IT IS. 280 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,127 SO, YOU STILL WANT TO HOOK UP? 281 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,397 YOU GOTTA TRY A LOT HARDER THAN THAT, RICK. 282 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:15,235 [SOFTER] SO, YOU STILL WANT TO HOOK UP? 283 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,203 [LAUGHS] 284 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,237 HOW'S THAT? 285 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,305 GOOD NIGHT. 286 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,240 GOOD NIGHT. 287 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,811 SEE YOU TOMORROW. LATER. 288 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,145 OH, HEY, LISTEN. 289 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,947 YOU BETTER ENJOY YOUR REIGN AS KING NOW, 290 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,048 BECAUSE NEXT YEAR, 291 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,783 I'M QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN, BABY. 292 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,885 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 293 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,386 Lance: PASSED OUT AGAIN. 294 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,288 FIRE! 295 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,924 [SNORING] 296 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,291 WELL, BOYS, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE TONIGHT? 297 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,160 WE GONNA SHAVE HIS EYEBROWS? 298 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,030 PASSE. DONE THAT, TOOK PICTURES. 299 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,465 I'M GONNA NEED A BUCKET, 300 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,399 A PAINT BRUSH, 301 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,968 AND 10 POUNDS OF SALT. 302 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,839 LANCE, GET HIS PANTS. 303 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,141 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM? COME ON! 304 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,109 TRY TO HOLD UP HIS FAT ASS. 305 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,879 LOOK AT HIM. UHH! 306 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,219 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 307 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,194 [SNORING] 308 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,801 [GRUNTING] 309 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,050 [EXHALES] 310 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,785 [BEAR LICKING] 311 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,153 UHH! 312 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,190 HA HA HA HA! 313 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,157 OH! 314 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,026 OW! 315 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,062 [WHISPERING] Shoo! 316 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,330 Sh-h-hoo! 317 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,332 Get! Shoo! 318 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,366 [BEAR GROWLS] 319 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,235 GOOD BOY--I MEAN, GIRL. 320 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,905 GOOD GIRL, GOOD GIRL. YEAH. OH! 321 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,074 OW! MY ASS IS NUMB! 322 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,679 LOOK ALIVE, ERIC. 323 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,848 [HONKS HORN] 324 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,861 Ted: JOHN MAJORS! 325 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,232 TED MUNTZ. IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU IN PERSON. 326 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,334 WELCOME TO BULL MOUNTAIN. 327 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,769 THE ESKIMOS AROUND HERE HAVE A SAYING-- 328 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,705 KWA KWANEE KWONA KWANA TAKA KO-- 329 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,074 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 330 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,375 SLOW DOWN THERE, NANOOK. 331 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,244 YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOURSELF AN ANEURYSM. 332 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,245 HA HA! 333 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,213 [SNIFFS] 334 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,250 WILL YOU SMELL THAT, BOYS? 335 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,252 SMELLS LIKE MONEY. 336 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,586 OH, THIS PLACE HAS GOT 337 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,055 SOME SERIOUS POTENTIAL. 338 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,957 OH, YEAH. I CAN SEE IT NOW, HUH? 339 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,258 CAN'T YOU SEE IT? HUH? 340 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,093 CONDOMINIUMS, EATERIES, 341 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,062 SHOPPING, WINE BARS, CIGAR BARS... 342 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,729 WHAT THE HELL-- BAR BARS! 343 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,764 HEH HEH! HA HA! 344 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,232 YEAH, WE CAN TOTALLY SELL 345 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,201 THIS WHOLE RUSTIC BIT. 346 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:01,935 OH, YEAH. 347 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,570 THIS IS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. 348 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,371 OOH, THAT'S GOOD. 349 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,106 WRITE THAT DOWN FOR THE BROCHURE. 350 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,041 NO, WAIT, WAIT. BETTER YET-- 351 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,242 "BLACK DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH." 352 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,311 YOU KNOW? SORT OF A SKI THING. 353 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,579 HA HA! 354 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,713 I'M ERIC MONTCLAIR. 355 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,714 YEAH, WELL, WHO ASKED YOU? 356 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,715 HA HA HA! 357 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,050 JUST KIDDING, SHORT STACK. 358 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,285 HA HA HA! HA HA! 359 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,886 Ted: SO IT'S SOME MOUNTAIN, HUH? 360 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,222 YEAH, BUT THE NAME "BULL MOUNTAIN"-- 361 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:26,059 IT'S A LITTLE TOO... 362 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,894 SHITTY. 363 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,630 YOU WANT TO RENAME THE MOUNTAIN? 364 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,632 YEAH. SOMETHING GOOD. 365 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,900 I'M GONNA HAVE TO POLISH THIS TURD 366 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,635 IF I WANT TO SELL MY INVESTORS ON IT. 367 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,737 I MEAN, YOUR HOTEL LOOKS LIKE A MOTEL 6 368 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,806 ATE A YARD SALE AND BARFED IT OUT. 369 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:40,640 HEY, MUNTZ, 370 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,175 THERE'S SOME REALLY PISSED OFF ESKIMOS 371 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,810 OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, MAN. THEY SAY THEY WANT THEIR LAND BACK. 372 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,678 VERY FUNNY, RAMBIS. HA! 373 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,680 MR. MAJORS, THIS IS RICK RAMBIS, 374 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,649 ONE OF OUR LOW TO MID-LEVEL EMPLOYEES. 375 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,751 YOU MUST BE THE BIG HOTSHOT WHO'S GONNA BUY THE MOUNTAIN. 376 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,586 JOHN MAJORS OF MAJOR RESORTS. 377 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,990 RICK RAMBIS OF... OF RICK RAMBIS. 378 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,159 YOU ANY GOOD ON THAT BOARD THERE, SON? 379 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,927 I'M ALL RIGHT. 380 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,195 YOU WOULDN'T MIND PLAYING TOUR GUIDE 381 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,763 TO AN OLD FART LIKE ME, WOULD YOU? 382 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,798 ACTUALLY, RICK'S GOT A PRETTY HEAVY 383 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,000 WORKLOAD TOMORROW, 384 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,601 BUT I WOULD BE DELIGHTED 385 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,636 TO SHOW YOU AROUND THE MOUNTAIN. 386 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,603 NO OFFENSE, SHORT STACK, 387 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,604 BUT YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS. 388 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,473 I THINK RICK HERE'LL DO JUST FINE. 389 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,674 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU RICK? 390 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,442 NO PROBLEM. 391 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,844 GOOD. FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 392 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,047 I'LL TAKE A GERITOL SO I CAN KEEP UP. 393 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:20,847 HA HA! 394 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,882 HEY, CHOP CHOP WITH THEM BAGS THERE. 395 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,517 SO, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, SELLING THE MOUNTAIN? 396 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,120 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THIS GUY WILL BE COOL. 397 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,088 MAYBE HE'LL HELP US 398 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,956 BUILD A LIFT UP TO HANGMAN'S PEAK. 399 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,192 CAN YOU GET AN STD FROM A POLAR BEAR? 400 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,027 WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER DOING? 401 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,128 UHH! 402 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,730 PIG PEN! 403 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,867 PIG PEN! 404 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,639 Pig pen: WHY DID WE COME, WHITEY? 405 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,542 Whitey: SOLID GOLD DAN'S TRUCK DON'T LEAVE HER MOUNTAIN. 406 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,044 Woman: SOMEBODY HELP US! 407 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,412 LOOKS PRETTY HAIRY, SIR. 408 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,082 JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT! 409 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,884 LOCK 'EM AND LOAD 'EM, BOYS! 410 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,556 I'M GOIN' IN! 411 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,198 WHOO! 412 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,208 Woman: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 413 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,976 YAHOO! 414 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,188 WHOO! 415 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,858 WHOOOO HOO HOO HOO! 416 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,193 WHOO HOO! 417 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,861 AY YI YI YI! 418 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,731 YEAH! 419 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,903 YAHOO! HA HA HOO! 420 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,077 OH! OH! 421 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,148 Woman: PLEASE, THE WHOLE CABIN IS FREEZING! 422 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,649 WE'RE SAVED! 423 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,552 OH! OH! 424 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,653 GOOD MORNING, LADIES. 425 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,088 THE NAME'S PEN. 426 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,460 PIG PEN. 427 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,927 OOH, A SUIT. A SUIT. 428 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,930 I NEED EVERYBODY TO BE CALM 429 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,466 AND TAKE YOUR TOPS OFF... 430 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,567 HMM? HUH? 431 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,968 AND TIE THEM TOGETHER. 432 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,472 NOW! MOVE! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS THIS! 433 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,007 [CABLE CREAKS] 434 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,477 Pig Pen, thinking: WICKED! 435 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,845 YOU. GRAB ME AROUND MY WAIST. 436 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,148 LOWER. NICE. 437 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,649 YOU, THE DOOR! GET THE DOOR! 438 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,419 THE DOOR'S STUCK! 439 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,621 JUST JIGGLE IT! UHH! 440 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,089 [CLINK] 441 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,758 IT'S GONNA BE OK, LADIES. JIGGLE MORE! 442 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,759 [SQUEAK, CLANK] 443 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,927 OK--WHOA! 444 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,463 [LADIES SCREAM] 445 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,765 YOU HAVE TO JIGGLE THE HANDLE. 446 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,801 JIGGLE IT. 447 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,604 JIGGLE IT. 448 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,306 Luke: OPEN THE DOOR, PIG PEN! 449 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,707 OPEN THE DOOR. COME ON, MAN. 450 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,641 OH, YES. JIGGLE IT. 451 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,476 OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR! 452 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,345 PIG PEN! 453 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,347 PIG PEN! 454 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,448 I'M COMING! 455 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,683 Luke: OH! HE'S HAD A CRUSH ON THAT BENCH 456 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,984 FOR A LONG TIME. 457 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,592 DID YOU ENJOY YOUR NAP? HA! 458 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:22,962 * BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW 459 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,631 * THE MOON CAN MAKE YOU STRANGE * 460 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,798 * MAKE YOU BLINK, MAKE YOU BLINK * 461 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,999 * MAKE YOU SINK 462 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,537 * IT WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID TO CHANGE YOUR MIND... * 463 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:34,006 Pig Pen: SO, RICK, DID YOU HIT IT LAST NIGHT OR WHAT? 464 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,377 NO, MAN, WE JUST TALKED. 465 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,248 OH, GOD. YOU KNOW, MAYBE... 466 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,316 WE SHOULD CLARIFY SOMETHING. 467 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,717 WHEN YOU WON THE RACE LAST NIGHT, 468 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,886 THAT MADE YOU KING OF THE MOUNTAIN. 469 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,721 NOT KING OF THE NO-BALL PUSSY LOSERS. 470 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,589 HEH HEH! 471 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,491 THEY ALREADY HAVE THEIR OWN KING-- 472 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,492 MY BROTHER. 473 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,726 WHAT? 474 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,029 ARE YOU STILL HUNG UP ON ANNA? 475 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,866 HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET, ALL RIGHT, IS... 476 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,501 YOU MET THIS CHICK, 477 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,403 AND YOU GOT FREAKY-DEAKY WITH HER... 478 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,404 HEY! 479 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,705 AND THEN, POOF! SHE DISAPPEARS. 480 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,675 HOW'S THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 481 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,510 PIG PEN, WHEN I WANT ADVICE 482 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,412 ABOUT A GOOD PLANET OF THE APES FILM 483 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,514 OR MAYBE HOW TO GET THE RESIN 484 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,782 OUT OF MY BONG, I'LL COME TO YOU, 485 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,451 OK? BUT I AM NOT GONNA TAKE 486 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,719 ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY 487 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,289 WHO CANNOT SPELL ROMANTIC OR ADVICE. 488 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,524 OR BONG. 489 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,260 LISTEN, MAN, I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE STORY, 490 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,362 THAT'S ALL. I MEAN, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN TOLD ME IT, 491 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,430 NOT EVEN ONCE. 492 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,264 WELL, IF I TELL YOU, 493 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,032 WILL YOU PROMISE TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT? 494 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,302 NO. 495 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,803 OK. 496 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:40,373 WELL, I MET HER AT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, 497 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,775 ROMANTIC PLACE ON EARTH... 498 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,744 CANCUN, MEXICO. 499 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,812 THERE WAS THIS LITTLE CANTINA 500 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,447 CALLED PEDRO O'HORNY'S. 501 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,482 ME AND LUKE, SEE, WE HAD JUST SHOWN UP, 502 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,750 AND THEN I SAW HER. 503 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,919 [CROWD WHOOPS AND HOLLERS] 504 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,656 FROM THE MOMENT WE CAUGHT EYES, 505 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,326 I KNEW SHE WASN'T LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS THERE. 506 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,828 SHE WAS FRENCH. 507 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,930 SHE HAD HER TOP ON. 508 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:04,997 PLUS, SHE WASN'T PUKING. 509 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:11,471 Crowd: DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 510 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,905 Man: YEAH! 511 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,174 [SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 512 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,448 Rick: WE SPENT EVERY DAY TOGETHER FOR 3 WEEKS. 513 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,849 IT WAS LIKE HEAVEN... 514 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,785 BUT YOU COULDN'T DRINK THE WATER. 515 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,853 AND THEN, ONE DAY, SHE ASKED ME 516 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,622 TO GO ON ONE OF THEM TANDEM BIKE RIDES... 517 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,825 BUT SHE NEVER SHOWED UP. 518 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:35,795 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 519 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,297 I NEVER SAW ANNA AGAIN. 520 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,433 WHO? 521 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,668 GOD! OW! 522 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,403 CHICKEN! 523 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,839 GUYS, A LITTLE SENSITIVITY HERE! 524 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:50,443 GOD! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS A DEJECTED MAN? 525 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,644 WELL, RICK, 526 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,846 GET YOUR DEJECTED HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. 527 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,815 PAPA MUNTZ WANTED YOU TO RUN THIS MOUNTAIN. 528 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,650 YEAH! 529 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,186 CAR PE THE DIEM! 530 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,855 SEIZE THE...CARP! 531 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,291 Rick: SEIZE THE CARP? 532 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,393 Pig Pen: WHAT? 533 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,326 [LUKE SLUGS PIG PEN] 534 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,495 Pig Pen: OW! 535 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:10,830 Jenny: MAKE SURE YOU BUNDLE UP, 536 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,632 BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE, OK? 537 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,534 HEY, TOBY. 538 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,536 LET ME CHECK YOUR BOOT. 539 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,704 YOU'RE GOOD NOW. 540 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:18,738 THANKS, JENNY. 541 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,739 YOU'RE WELCOME. 542 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,540 HEY, JENNY, 543 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,409 YOU THINK YOU COULD TIE UP MY BOOTS? 544 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,677 STEERDYTHE, I THINK YOU CAN DO UP YOUR OWN BOOTS. 545 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,078 WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF 546 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,680 LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT. 547 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,149 OK. HOW ABOUT I DO UP ONE, AND YOU DO THE OTHER. 548 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,851 COOL. 549 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,853 * THE RABBIT AND THE LOOPS... * 550 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,688 JENNY, JENNY, JENNY. 551 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,557 I CAN DO IT WITHOUT THE SONG, YOU KNOW. 552 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,325 Rick: I KIND OF LIKE THE SONG, STUART. 553 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,326 WHAT'S UP, RICK? 554 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,194 WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 555 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,195 GET OUT OF HERE. 556 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:44,397 YOU'RE WELCOME. 557 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,399 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THESE KIDS, JENNY. 558 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,600 YEAH? 559 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:50,703 I SEEM TO HAVE A THING FOR IMMATURE BOYS. 560 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,704 OUCH! 561 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,239 AT LEAST STUART HAS 562 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,241 HIS ACT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO ASK ME OUT. 563 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,776 I THINK WE'RE CHECKING OUT A MOVIE 564 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,545 RIGHT AFTER HIS NAP TIME. YES! 565 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,612 Rick: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED 566 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:00,580 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 567 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,583 WOULD YOU, UM... 568 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,084 WOULD I... 569 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,619 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME 570 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,387 TOMORROW NIGHT? 571 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,722 [LAUGHS LIGHTLY] 572 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,724 I'M SORRY. 573 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,360 IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE. 574 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,528 WE COULD MEET AT THE INN. 575 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,797 SAY, 8:00? YES. 576 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,231 RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO GO SEIZE THE CARP. 577 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,232 WISH ME LUCK. 578 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,101 I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 579 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,872 MORNING, MR. MAJORS. 580 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,540 OH, PLEASE, PLEASE. 581 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,476 MY DADDY WAS MR. MAJORS. 582 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,711 ACTUALLY, HE WAS MR. MANKOWICZ. 583 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,812 JUST CALL ME "JOHN." 584 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,447 OK, JOHN. WELL, 585 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:35,815 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? 586 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,216 MOST PEOPLE CAN'T DO THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN 587 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,150 IN ONE DAY. YEAH, WELL, 588 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,552 I AIN'T MOST PEOPLE. 589 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,821 YOU TRY AND KEEP UP THERE, HOTSHOT. 590 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:54,166 * LET'S MAKE A BET... 591 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,604 HEY, PIG PEN, 592 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:01,641 YOU EVER BEEN ON ONE OF THOSE LESBIAN CHAT ROOMS? 593 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:02,609 ARE THEY GOOD? 594 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:03,643 I DON'T KNOW. 595 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,311 NO. 596 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,614 YOU SEE THAT UP THERE? 597 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,148 THAT'S HANGMAN'S PEAK. 598 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,149 DAMN. YOU SKI THAT? 599 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:11,651 Rick: YEAH. IT'S A HUSTLE, 600 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,452 BUT, AS YOU CAN TELL, 601 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,154 IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO HIKE. 602 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,489 I THINK THAT IF WE PUT A LIFT TO THE TOP, 603 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,090 IT WOULD BE THE MOST POPULAR SNOWBOARD PARK 604 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,659 IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. 605 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,660 WELL, YOU KNOW, RICK, WHAT I'LL DO IS, 606 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:21,961 I'LL THINK ON THAT. 607 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,096 'CAUSE I LIKE YOUR STYLE... 608 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,532 AND I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE HELP. 609 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,966 Rick: YEAH? 610 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:27,700 WHAT FOR? 611 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,268 WELL, MY INVESTORS, THEY'RE COMING 612 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,369 TO CHECK THIS PLACE OUT, 613 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:33,105 AND, WELL, THEY SPOOK EASILY. 614 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,507 YOU KNOW, IF THIS DEAL'S GONNA GO THROUGH, 615 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,276 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S GONNA HAVE TO PLAY BALL. 616 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,278 I DON'T THINK MUNTZ HAS THE PULL AROUND HERE 617 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,614 TO DO THAT, BUT, UH... 618 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,115 YOU DO. 619 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,050 [SOUND SYSTEM FEEDBACK] 620 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,518 Ted: CAN YOU HEAR ME? 621 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:49,288 OK. AS MOST OF YOU HAVE HEARD, 622 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,123 BY NEXT WEEK, 623 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,526 BULL MOUNTAIN WILL HAVE NEW MANAGEMENT. 624 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,194 I'M SELLING IT 625 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,530 FOR LOTS AND LOTS OF AMERICAN DOLLARS 626 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,465 TO YOUR FUTURE BOSS 627 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,101 MR. JOHN MAJORS. 628 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,372 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 629 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,541 THANK YOU AND GOOD MORNING. 630 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,210 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY AND EXCITED 631 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,679 I AM TO BE HERE TODAY. 632 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,514 NOW, I KNOW WE'RE ALL GONNA BE HOMIES, 633 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,050 BUT I DO BELIEVE IN THE GOLDEN RULE, 634 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:19,085 AND THAT IS, 635 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,654 HE WHO HAS THE GOLD CARD MAKES THE RULES. 636 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,056 HA HA HA! 637 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,124 PIPE DOWN, RETARD. 638 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,526 AND TO PUBLICIZE MY PURCHASE OF THE MOUNTAIN, 639 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,695 I'VE INVITED MY BOARD MEMBERS-- 640 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:29,729 THAT'S THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS 641 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,097 AND MY INVESTORS-- 642 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,065 HERE FOR THE ANNIVERSARY FESTIVAL. 643 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,401 AS MY EMPLOYEES, YOU'RE EXPECTED TO BEHAVE 644 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,237 IN A MANNER CONSISTENT WITH A WORLD-CLASS RESORT. 645 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,305 ANY QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE 646 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:42,575 WILL BE ANSWERED IN YOUR NEW RULE BOOK... 647 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:45,244 WHICH NUMBNUTS HERE IS GONNA PASS OUT. 648 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,346 I THINK THAT'S YOU. 649 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,617 AND I HAVE A SUPER-DUPER SURPRISE 650 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,884 FOR ALL OF YOU-- 651 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,385 A BRAND-NEW, STREAMLINED, 652 00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:54,286 TOP OF THE LINE, 653 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,523 HIGH-PERFORMANCE UNIFORM! 654 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,691 DON'T SWEAT HAVING TO PAY FOR 'EM. 655 00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,592 WE'LL JUST DEDUCT THE COST 656 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:00,593 FROM YOUR FIRST PAYCHECK. 657 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:01,694 WELCOME... 658 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,362 TO THE MAJOR RESORT FAMILY! 659 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,699 THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SNO W BUSINESS! 660 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,201 I TOLD YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT. 661 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,202 WELL, YEAH. IT DOESN'T REALLY ALLOW 662 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,470 MY DICE TO ROLL DOWN THERE, 663 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,039 AND BY DICE, I MEAN TESTICLES. 664 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,641 SPEAKING OF TESTICLES, LET ME GET A BEER. 665 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,242 THE SUITS ARE NOT THAT BAD, GUYS. 666 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,577 RICK, THESE SCUBA OUTFITS 667 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:19,545 MAKE US LOOK RIDICULOUS. 668 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,914 WHO DOES THIS MAJORS ASSHOLE THINK HE IS? 669 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:24,316 I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THIS UNITARD--PERIOD. 670 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,551 GUYS, I LOVE BULL MOUNTAIN 671 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,485 AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE, 672 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,586 BUT A LITTLE CHANGE, YOU KNOW, 673 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,055 IT'S NOT GONNA HURT THIS PLACE. 674 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,022 I DON'T KNOW, RICK. 675 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,258 WHY WOULD WE EVEN WANT THIS PLACE TO CHANGE? 676 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,526 WE DON'T WANT IT TO TURN INTO ASPEN. 677 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,896 YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE WOMEN FROM ASPEN? 678 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,230 I--NO. 679 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,565 I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE OCCASIONAL GIRL 680 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,967 WHO COMES HERE ON THE WEEKEND TRIP, 681 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,102 THIS PLACE IS A SAUSAGE FACTORY. 682 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:43,870 THERE AR E GONNA BE SOME HOTTIES, 683 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,306 SOME SLAMMIN' BODS WITH PANTS SO TIGHT 684 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,841 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE PAINTED ON. 685 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,510 BABE, I LOVE CHICKS. 686 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,512 CHICKS LOVE ME, SO IT'S ALL GOOD. 687 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:54,446 CALM DOWN, LANCE. 688 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,515 LOOK, MUNTZ IS GONNA SELL THIS MOUNTAIN, 689 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,017 AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA BUY IT ANYWAY. 690 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,986 DO YOU HAVE $100 MILLION? I DON'T. YOU? 691 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,655 NO. WE'RE NOT MODELS. 692 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,123 HA HA! OH! 693 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,357 Rick: GUYS, LOOK. 694 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,259 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IF WE PLAY BALL, 695 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,460 THE MOUNTAIN WILL STILL BE OURS. 696 00:27:08,494 --> 00:27:12,031 Stump: OH, YOU FOOLISH, FOOLISH BOYS. 697 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,266 THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS. 698 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,035 I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE. 699 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,870 I WAS THERE. 700 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:19,205 I WAS THERE. 701 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,941 YEAH. IT WAS CALLED THE EIGHTIES. 702 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,275 FORD WAS PRESIDENT, 703 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,211 NIXON WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE, 704 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,279 AND FDR WAS RUNNIN' THIS COUNTRY 705 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,347 INTO THE GROUND. 706 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,517 I WAS BUMMIN' IN A HOLE-IN-THE-WALL TOWN 707 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,220 IN WHAT IS NOW CALLED UTAH. 708 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,455 SOME FELLA FROM COLORADO SHOWS UP, 709 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,491 STARTS MAKIN' SO-CALLED IMPROVEMENTS, RIGHT? 710 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,160 WELL, 'FORE WE KNEW WHAT HIT US, 711 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,229 THE STREETS ARE RUNNIN' WITH LATTE. 712 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,997 Rick: NO! YEP. 713 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,966 IT GOT SO BAD THAT A FELLOW THAT LIKED TO, 714 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,535 YOU KNOW, SMOKE A LITTLE GRASS 715 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,037 OR DRINK A LITTLE RIPPLE, 716 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,071 CROW LIKE A ROOSTER, 717 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,906 MAYBE CHALLENGE THE MAYOR'S SON 718 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,307 TO A GENTLEMAN'S DUEL 719 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:58,310 WAS UNCOUTH, AGAINST GOD. 720 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,546 MORE LIKE BAD REAL ESTATE VALUES. 721 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:02,314 SOMETHING HAD TO GO! 722 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,918 RICHARD, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 723 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:06,652 YOU GOT IT, STUMP. 724 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,187 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR... 725 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,388 I WILL. ALL RIGHT? 726 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,356 [CRUNCH] 727 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,323 GOD! 728 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,893 I'M GOOD. OH! 729 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,327 BETTER PUT SOMETHIN' ON THAT. 730 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,996 AARGH! 731 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:20,032 WELCOME TO OUR LOCAL CANTINA. 732 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,400 I LIKE TO STOP IN AND HAVE A... 733 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,268 STUMPY'S RIGHT. 734 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,236 YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THAT TO THIS PLACE. 735 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,939 WOMEN OR NO WOMEN, WE GOTTA STAND ON IT, 736 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:30,142 AND I NEED TO STOP TALKING FOR A SECOND. 737 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,522 John: HEY, RICK, 738 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,892 COME ON OVER HERE. 739 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,026 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. 740 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,227 THIS GUY'S REALLY BAD FOR BUSINESS. 741 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:49,261 I'M GONNA GO LET HIM KNOW. 742 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,729 NO! NO! 743 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,100 RICK, THIS IS 744 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:55,467 MY STEPDAUGHTER INGA. 745 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,103 HELLO THERE. 746 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,370 RICK, I'D LIKE YOU AND RETARD 747 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,238 TO SHOW ME THE KITCHEN. 748 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:00,773 SWEETHEART, I GOT A LITTLE WORK TO DO. 749 00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:02,741 BUY YOURSELF A DRINK AT THE BAR. 750 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,276 I WON'T BE LONG. 751 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,212 NICE PLACE. 752 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,279 WHEN'S HIS LEASE UP? 753 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,215 WHENEVER I SAY IT IS. 754 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,249 GOOD. 755 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:11,818 HEY, BOYS, LOOK GOOD IN THOSE UNIFORMS. 756 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,785 MR. MAJORS. 757 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,788 YEAH, RICK! 758 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,294 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 759 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,430 [MEN IN BAR WHOOPING AND HOLLERING] 760 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:34,773 BOYS, WATCH CONFIDENCE AT WORK. 761 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,042 BE STRONG. 762 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,812 Pig Pen: OH, GOD, HERE SHE COMES. 763 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:46,318 [PIG PEN MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY] 764 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:48,154 WHAT MY FRIEND'S TRYING TO SAY IS, 765 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,321 WELCOME TO THE EL MATADOR, 766 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:52,091 WHICH IS SPANISH FOR THE MATADOR. 767 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,926 HEH HEH! WANT A DRINKIE-POO? 768 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,928 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU CAN MAKE 769 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:59,131 A KIND OF DRINK. IT'S CALLED, OH... 770 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:02,101 WHAT IS THE WORD IN ENGLISH FOR THIS? 771 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,302 HORNY MAKER. 772 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,872 ONE FUZZY NAVEL FOR THE LADY. 773 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,806 MMM! DANKE! 774 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:11,377 SO YOU'RE, UH, LIKE, MAJOR'S DAUGHTER? 775 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,779 NEIN. SCHTEPDAUGHTER. 776 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,381 OH! I'M SUPPOSED TO... 777 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,950 MY SCHTREPSISTER BE MEETING HERE. 778 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:20,853 Lance: ONE MORE FUZZY NAVEL FOR THE LADY. 779 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:21,787 SKOL! 780 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:22,989 SKOL! SKOL! 781 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,324 HI! 782 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,296 LUKE? 783 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,131 MY SCHTEPSISTER. 784 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,232 [WHISPERS] It's Anna. 785 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,400 LUKE! 786 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,668 OH, MY GOD! 787 00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:39,038 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 788 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:39,972 OH, MY GOD! 789 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,340 HOW ARE YOU? I'M FINE. 790 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,341 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 791 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:43,575 YEAH. 792 00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:44,643 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 793 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,711 I WAS HAVING A BEER. 794 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:46,645 IN ALASKA? 795 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,214 WELL, I LIKE COLD BEER, YEAH. 796 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:49,916 DOES THAT MEAN-- IS RICK AROUND? 797 00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:52,318 UM, NO. YOU DIDN'T HEAR? 798 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:58,190 RICK PERISHED IN A DOGSLED ACCIDENT. 799 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,225 4 DOGSLED PILEUP. 800 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,259 UH-HUH. 801 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,728 AND IT'S--IT'S-- IT'S AWFUL. 802 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:03,729 THE DOGS SURVIVED, THOUGH. 803 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,031 YOU USED TO BE A MUCH BETTER LIAR. 804 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,865 ANNA, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, 805 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:10,202 BUT LEAVE HIM ALONE, OK? 806 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:15,074 PLAY IT ONCE FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. 807 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,075 PLAY WHAT ONCE? 808 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,276 WELL, THE SONG. 809 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,545 OH! OH! SONG! OH! 810 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:20,346 PLEASE, PLAY IT. 811 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:24,016 OH, OK. WELL, I THINK I COULD, UH... 812 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,017 PLAY IT ONCE. 813 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,885 [BEEPS] 814 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:30,222 * I LIKE BIG BUTTS, AND I CANNOT LIE * 815 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,224 * YOU HEARD IT, BROTHERS, CAN'T DENY * 816 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:34,126 * AND WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY BUTT * 817 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:34,927 OH, THAT'S NOT IT? 818 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,228 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. VERY NICE, THOUGH. 819 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:37,263 SURE THAT'S NOT IT? PLEASE. 820 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,397 I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW-- 821 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,598 YOU KNOW WHAT SONG I'M TALKING ABOUT. 822 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:40,566 PLEASE. 823 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:41,700 OH. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. 824 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,369 ALL RIGHT. UH... 825 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,603 PLEASE PLAY IT. 826 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:45,704 YOU KNOW... COME ON. 827 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,373 OH...UHH...OK. 828 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,941 HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 829 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,043 [SONG PLAYING] 830 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:51,810 THANK YOU. 831 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,912 * EVERY DAY 832 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,948 LUKE, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER PLAY THAT... 833 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:58,284 * EVERY DAY 834 00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,718 * WHEN YOU'RE ON... 835 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,253 SONG. 836 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,289 John: HEY, ANNA, YOU MADE IT! 837 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,823 COME HERE, KID. GIVE ME A HUG. 838 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:06,125 HEH HEH HEH HEH! 839 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,160 OH! OH, SWEETHEART, 840 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,628 THIS IS MUNTZ. HI. 841 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,596 AND THIS BRIGHT YOUNG MAN IS-- 842 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,098 YEAH. WE'VE MET. 843 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:14,000 HELLO, RICK. 844 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:15,267 HI, ANNA. 845 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,970 MAJORS IS YOUR FATHER? 846 00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:21,273 YES. HE LIKES TO THINK HE'S NAPOLEON 847 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:23,075 WORKING HIS WAY ACROSS EUROPE. 848 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,910 HIS FIRST WIFE WAS ENGLISH, 849 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:25,978 MY MOTHER WAS FRENCH, 850 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,279 AND INGA'S MOTHER WAS SWISS. 851 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,281 AND I JUST HIRED A RUSSIAN GIRL TRAINER. 852 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,650 LOOK OUT. HEH HEH HEH! 853 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,718 HEY, GIRLS, IT'S BEDTIME. 854 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,520 WE GOT A LONG DAY AHEAD OF US TOMORROW. 855 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:35,621 COME ON, INGA. 856 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,124 RETARD, WALK ME OUT, HUH? 857 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,094 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE, RICK. 858 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,562 I'M REALLY SORRY. 859 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,165 John: ANNA! 860 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:49,168 I REALLY HAVE TO GO, BUT... 861 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,643 OF ALL THE BARS 862 00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,711 IN ALL THE SKI TOWNS IN ALASKA, 863 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:02,214 WHY'D SHE HAVE TO COME TO THIS ONE? 864 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,152 THANKS. 865 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:09,621 THERE YOU GO, JENNY. 866 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:10,856 ENJOY IT. 867 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,502 [CLANK] 868 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,905 [LAUGHTER] 869 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,976 * MAYBE SHE THINKS I KNOW SOMETHING * 870 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,813 * MAYBE, MAYBE SHE THINKS IT'S FINE * 871 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,648 Waiter: I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING, JENNY. 872 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:40,886 * MAYBE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING I DON'T * 873 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:42,554 * I'M SO 874 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,423 * I'M SO TIRED 875 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,859 * I'M SO TIRED OF TRYIN' * 876 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,896 WE'LL PUT HIM IN RICK'S CAR. 877 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,564 GOT HIM, LANCE? UH-HUH. 878 00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:53,899 I GOT HIM ALL, KID. 879 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:57,069 INGA ROCKED ME STUPID. 880 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,437 OW! HEH HEH! 881 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,772 [SNORING] 882 00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:04,376 GET HIM IN, GET HIM IN, GET HIM IN. 883 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,112 I GOT IT. 884 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,079 COME ON! 885 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:07,846 YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 886 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,047 IT MIGHT GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK. 887 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,517 AS THE INHERITOR OF HIS ESTATE, 888 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:14,052 I TAKE FULL LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY. 889 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,454 COME ON! GET OUT OF THE WAY! 890 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,689 OK! SHH! SHH! SHH! OK, COME ON. 891 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,759 1, 2, 3, UHH! 892 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,075 OK, THEY'RE PACKED. LET'S SKEDADDLE. 893 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,544 SPIN HIM! 894 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,679 WHOO! WHOO! 895 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:45,717 1... 896 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:46,752 2... 897 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,554 3...AAH! AAH! 898 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,889 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 899 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,592 OH, GOD! OH, PLEASE! 900 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,495 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 901 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:57,496 AAH! WE'RE STOPPING! 902 00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:58,330 WE'RE STOPPING! WE'RE STOPPING! 903 00:34:58,364 --> 00:34:59,665 WE'RE STOPPING. OH, LORD. 904 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,567 Pig Pen: OH, MY GOD! 905 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,602 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 906 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:05,137 OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 907 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,439 OH! OH! 908 00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:08,740 HA HA HA! 909 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,677 HA HA HA! HA HA! 910 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,112 HA HA! HA HA HA! 911 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,683 [HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK] 912 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:19,785 ALL RIGHT! BEAUTIFUL! 913 00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:20,986 WHOO! 914 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:25,023 THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO 915 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:26,124 TO BULL MOUNTAIN, HUH? 916 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,927 NO, NO, NO, NO. SNOWNOOK. 917 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,362 SNOWNOOK? 918 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:31,763 YEAH. THAT'S THE NAME MY PEOPLE SAY 919 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,031 TESTS THE BEST. 920 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:35,501 [POWER TOOL BUZZING] 921 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,603 Stumpy: DID I EVER TELL YOU 922 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,472 HOW I INVENTED SNOWBOARDING? 923 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:41,507 OH, YEAH? 924 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:42,774 * DA NAH 925 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,643 HEY, PIG PEN. 926 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,947 Luke: THAT'S A HOT TUB, PIG PEN. 927 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,382 WICKED! 928 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,518 HEY, THERE. 929 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:53,852 OOH! 930 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,624 I DON'T WANT CREDIT FOR IT, 931 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,593 BUT THEY KEEP GIVIN' IT TO ME. 932 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,703 SHE'S GONNA KILL ME. 933 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,640 John: HEY, RETARD. 934 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,242 THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT MORE CHANGES 935 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,709 GOIN' ON HERE. 936 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:18,644 COME ON, BOYS! 937 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,679 YOU'RE WORKIN' ON MY TIME NOW. 938 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,421 Rick: WAIT! 939 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,390 HOLD UP! I CAN EXPLAIN IT! 940 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,224 I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 941 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:35,761 RELAX. I STOPPED BY THE BAR LAST NIGHT, 942 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:36,695 AND PIG PEN TOLD ME. 943 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:39,931 LOOK, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 944 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,033 I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU ANY WAY THAT I CAN. 945 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,702 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 946 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,505 DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 947 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,574 I'M DOING MY LAUNDRY. 948 00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:49,975 OH. 949 00:36:50,242 --> 00:36:53,612 UH, SO THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME? 950 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,747 OH, YEAH, I AM. 951 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,416 I'LL GET OVER IT, THOUGH. 952 00:36:57,449 --> 00:37:00,486 LOOK, I REALLY AM SORRY. 953 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,524 LOOK, I DON'T DO THIS PINING THING WELL, 954 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,694 SO WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IT IS YOU WANT 955 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,329 AND LET ME KNOW? 956 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:13,499 [ENGINE STARTS] 957 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,652 [BUZZING] 958 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:39,858 [TURNS VACUUM OFF] 959 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:01,179 Computer: WELCOME, GIRLFRIEND. 960 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,728 [BEEPS] 961 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,799 [BEEP] 962 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,188 [DING] 963 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:50,729 RRRRRR! 964 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,737 [DING] 965 00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:05,544 [DING] 966 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:08,480 [DING] 967 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:11,850 * OOH, I'M FALLING 968 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:17,222 * I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU * 969 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:21,359 * FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU * 970 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:24,663 * YEAH 971 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,565 RRRRRR! 972 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:30,268 [BLOWS] 973 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,738 [REPETITIVE BEEPS] 974 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,573 [EXHALES] 975 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:35,574 YEAH! 976 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,876 [YAWNS] 977 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:39,978 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 978 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,052 [BUZZER] 979 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,220 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 980 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:56,061 BUY YOU A BEER? 981 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,163 I'M GOOD. 982 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:02,267 LOOK, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE 983 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,602 IF YOU'LL LET ME. 984 00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,203 THERE'S THINGS ABOUT ME 985 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,472 YOU DON'T KNOW, RICK. 986 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:07,539 NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING 987 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:08,474 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THOUGH. 988 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:11,477 YOU KNOW WHAT? HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 989 00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:15,113 I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. 990 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,082 CHEERS. 991 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:20,619 YEAH! 992 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,121 WOW! 993 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:26,091 [WHOOPING AND CHEERING] 994 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:32,631 YEAH! AH-OOH! 995 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,607 AAH! 996 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,008 [CRASH] 997 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:49,280 [BELL DINGING] 998 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,517 [MEN CHEERING] 999 00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,423 [MEN URINATING] 1000 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,292 HEY, YOU'RE DRIBBLING! WATCH THE SHOES! 1001 00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,694 SORRY. 1002 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,432 OH, HELLO, PINGPONG. 1003 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,433 HA HA! 1004 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,602 OH, I'M HOT! [BLOWS] 1005 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:11,503 WANT TO SEE MY PIECE? 1006 00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:12,604 WHAT? 1007 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:13,539 WELL, SEE, I JUST STARTED TRAINING 1008 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:14,606 FOR THE BIATHALON. 1009 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,707 [MUMBLES] WHERE'S INGA GOING? 1010 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:17,142 ANTHONY. 1011 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,276 DON'T YOU WORRY, LITTLE BROTHER. 1012 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,078 I GOT YOUR BACK ON THIS ONE. 1013 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:23,314 I'M GONNA DO HER. 1014 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,617 BUT HOW DOES THAT HELP ME? 1015 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,653 WHOO! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1016 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,054 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, HUH? 1017 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:31,657 JUST THE 2 OF US! HEH HEH! 1018 00:41:36,762 --> 00:41:39,164 [EXHALES] 1019 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,233 Anthony: I GOT TRAINED. 1020 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:44,235 INGA: WOW! 1021 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:46,371 UH-HUH? YEAH? YEAH. 1022 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,144 INGA, I LOVE YOU! 1023 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,680 AAH! [THUD] 1024 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,047 OH, MY GOD! 1025 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:58,550 ARE YOU HURT? 1026 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,485 Luke: OH, YEAH, I THINK SO. 1027 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,320 ANTHONY, IS THAT YOU? 1028 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:06,024 CAN YOU GO GET SOME ICE FROM THE BAR? 1029 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,425 THIS IS ALASKA. 1030 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,426 YOU'RE SITTIN' ON ICE, 1031 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:09,227 LITTLE LEPRECHAUN. UHH! 1032 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,528 Inga: YES. GO, ANTHONY. 1033 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:13,231 I WILL WAIT HERE WITH HIM. 1034 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,066 DAMN HIM! 1035 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,735 TELL INGA WHERE IT HURTS. 1036 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,436 EVEVYWHERE. 1037 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,272 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1038 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:25,543 [SIGHS] 1039 00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:30,048 [WIND WHISTLING] 1040 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,557 "DUCK." 1041 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:41,893 OH! OH! 1042 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:44,029 COME IN. COME IN. 1043 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,396 [GIGGLING] 1044 00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:46,331 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 1045 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:47,699 JUST DON'T HIT ME ANYMORE IN MY NUTS. 1046 00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,267 SORRY. OH, MY GOD. 1047 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,536 Inga: THIS IS GOOD? 1048 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,438 Luke: OH, YES, THIS IS VERY, VERY GOOD. 1049 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:56,141 TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU GET THESE SCARS? 1050 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,976 OH! OH, LET'S SEE. 1051 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,711 SKATEBOARD... 1052 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:02,047 TRUCK ACCIDENT... 1053 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,815 AND A FIRE HYDRANT. 1054 00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:08,053 I BET EACH ONE HAS ITS OWN EXCITING STORY, NO? 1055 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,387 NO, NOT REALLY. 1056 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,489 I SKATEBOARDED OFF A TRUCK INTO A FIRE HYDRANT. 1057 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:14,592 I NEVER MET AN AMERICAN BOY BEFORE. 1058 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,296 ARE YOU ALL SO WILD? 1059 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:21,599 YEAH. WE HAVE A SAYING AROUND HERE. 1060 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:22,600 OH, YEAH? 1061 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:24,569 YEAH. NO BRAINS, NO HEADACHE. 1062 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,404 HA HA HA! 1063 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,140 WE HAVE A SAYING IN SWITZERLAND, TOO. 1064 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:30,275 YEAH? 1065 00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:32,844 NO SWIMSUIT... 1066 00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:35,881 NO TAN LINES. 1067 00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:41,319 WE HAVE ANOTHER SAYING AROUND HERE. 1068 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,021 UH-HUH? WHAT'S THAT? 1069 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:44,455 I DON'T KNOW. 1070 00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:47,092 I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU LIKE THAT IN MEXICO. 1071 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,361 I'M SORRY. I JUST-- BELIEVE ME, I HAD TO. 1072 00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:54,032 WHY? SOME OTHER GUY COME SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET? 1073 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:55,333 YOU WERE THE OTHER GUY. 1074 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,434 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1075 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,602 I'M ENGAGED. 1076 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,437 I WAS ENGAGED WHEN I MET YOU. 1077 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,539 AND I LOVE HIM, RICK, I REALLY DO. 1078 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:03,541 AND WHEN I MET YOU, I... 1079 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:05,276 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST... 1080 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:08,279 I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU, TOO, I GUESS. 1081 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,881 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1082 00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:12,117 UHH... 1083 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,385 HEY, IT'S NO PROBLEM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1084 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,121 I HAD, LIKE, 10 OTHER ENGAGED CHICKS 1085 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,288 FALL FOR ME THAT WEEK, TOO, 1086 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,357 SO I BARELY EVEN--WHICH ONE WERE YOU, THE BRUNETTE? 1087 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,292 PLEASE, I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOU 1088 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:22,393 AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING, 1089 00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:24,896 BUT WHEN THE TIME CAME TO DO IT, 1090 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:27,198 I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO, SO I LEFT. 1091 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:31,036 Anna: AND I REALLY DID FALL FOR YOU. 1092 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:33,772 THAT'S WHY I LEFT. 1093 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:38,209 WELL, THERE, I SAID WHAT I HAD TO SAY, 1094 00:44:38,243 --> 00:44:42,881 SO I'M GOING NOW. 1095 00:44:43,949 --> 00:44:45,483 WAIT. 1096 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,087 LOOK, I'M SORRY, TOO, OK? 1097 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,322 FOR BEING A PRICK. 1098 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,523 YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST THAT I WAS 1099 00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:54,993 A LITTLE...BUMMED OUT. 1100 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,862 I DESERVED IT. IT'S OK. 1101 00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:59,030 YOU DID. 1102 00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:01,867 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING? 1103 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,869 THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE. 1104 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:06,437 YAH! OOH! YAH! 1105 00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:07,405 [GIGGLING] 1106 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:11,342 OH, THIS MAKING OUT IS A LOT OF FUN. 1107 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:14,780 BUT I'M READY-- HOW DO YOU SAY-- 1108 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,782 TO SCHLAFENZEIT. 1109 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:20,385 OH, YEAH. SCHLAFENZEIT. ANYTHING YOU SAY. 1110 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,961 NO, NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1111 00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:32,463 SCHLAFENZEIT. SLEEPY TIME. 1112 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:33,865 I'M GOING TO BED NOW. 1113 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:34,900 OH, NO, NO, NO. 1114 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:36,234 I'M SLEEPY. 1115 00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:38,303 OH, NO, STAY. WE'LL CUDDLE. 1116 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,338 WE'LL CUDDLE. 1117 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,074 WE'LL CUDDLE. 1118 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,077 GOOD NIGHT. 1119 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,414 [GATE SQUEAKS] 1120 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:53,952 * OOH, I'M FALLING 1121 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:57,055 * I'M FALLING IN LOVE 1122 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,057 * WITH YOU 1123 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,391 [BEEP] 1124 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:03,661 [JETS BUBBLING] 1125 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,897 [BEEP] 1126 00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:07,799 [SUCTION] 1127 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:09,334 OHH! 1128 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:13,171 AAAAAH! 1129 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:15,173 [ECHOING] 1130 00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:17,809 SO... 1131 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:19,277 YOUR FIANCE... 1132 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:22,347 BARRY. HE'S IN MEDICAL SCHOOL. 1133 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:24,315 HE'S FLYING UP IN A COUPLE OF DAYS TO SEE ME. 1134 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,151 THAT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE TRICKY 1135 00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:28,019 UNLESS HE'S A PILOT, TOO. 1136 00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:30,989 HE'S A PILOT, TOO? 1137 00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:32,290 HE'S A DOCTOR AND A PILOT? 1138 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,158 YEAH. 1139 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,993 I THINK I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS GUY. 1140 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,962 HA HA HA! 1141 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:40,765 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 1142 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,333 YEAH. LET ME SHOW YOU OUT. 1143 00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:43,668 OK. 1144 00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:49,040 I JUST, UM... 1145 00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:50,641 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 1146 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:52,743 I AM HAPPY FOR YOU. 1147 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:58,683 AND...THIS BARRY GUY IS LUCKY. 1148 00:46:58,716 --> 00:47:00,785 THANK YOU. 1149 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,153 GOOD NIGHT. 1150 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:08,693 * WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OF ME NOW * 1151 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:11,296 * SO LUCKY, SO STRONG 1152 00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,164 GO. YEAH. BYE. 1153 00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:19,037 * NEVER SAID THANK YOU FOR THAT * 1154 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:21,873 * NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE * 1155 00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:27,012 * MAY ANGELS LEAD YOU IN 1156 00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:31,316 * MAY ANGELS LEAD YOU IN 1157 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:34,785 [LUKE SHIVERING] 1158 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,825 HEY. 1159 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,260 [SHIVERING] 1160 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:43,995 [TEETH CHATTERING] 1161 00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:46,998 OH, MY GOD. 1162 00:47:47,032 --> 00:47:49,667 YOU NEED--YOU NEED HELP, DON'T YOU? 1163 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,303 UH, JUST--JUST A SEC. 1164 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,107 [CLANK] 1165 00:47:56,141 --> 00:47:59,010 YEAH. HOW'S THE HOT TUB, LUKE? 1166 00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:01,179 YOU KNOW, THE ESKIMO HAVE 9 WORDS 1167 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,282 FOR A HELL MOOCH STUCK IN A HOT TUB. 1168 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:07,552 HELL, THEY ONLY GOT 8 WORDS FOR SNOW. 1169 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:09,254 [GRUNTING] 1170 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:11,189 THERE WE GO. 1171 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,224 YEAH. 1172 00:48:13,258 --> 00:48:16,627 [GULP] 1173 00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:20,031 OHHH, YEAH. 1174 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:21,566 AHH! 1175 00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:23,701 YEAH, PHYSICS, REALLY. 1176 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,304 EXPANSION AND CONTRACTION. 1177 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:29,274 OHH. ALL RIGHT. 1178 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:30,908 RIGHT HERE. 1179 00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:32,277 OH! 1... 1180 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,711 2... OHH! 1181 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,713 3! OH! OW! 1182 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:39,650 [GROANING] 1183 00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:41,586 HA HA HA! YEAH! 1184 00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:43,989 AAH! WHOA! WHOO! 1185 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:45,656 WAS IT WORTH IT? 1186 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,561 ROUGH NIGHT? 1187 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,697 I'VE HAD WORSE. 1188 00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:55,766 THANKS. 1189 00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:04,009 ANNA'S GETTING MARRIED. 1190 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:07,845 TO SOME RICH ASSWIPE DOCTOR DUDE NAMED BARRY. 1191 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,947 HE'S COMING IN DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 1192 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,149 OUCH! THANKS, MAN. 1193 00:49:11,182 --> 00:49:14,085 NO. I GOT MOLESTED BY A HOT TUB LAST NIGHT. 1194 00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,153 IT'S A LONG STORY. 1195 00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:16,854 OH. 1196 00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:17,955 YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE ABOUT THIS CHICK 1197 00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:21,759 IS THAT I THINK--I KNOW THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. 1198 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,861 AND...IT SUCKS. 1199 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:25,463 WELL, HAVE YOU TOLD HER THIS? 1200 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:26,631 NO, NOT REALLY. 1201 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:28,033 WELL, LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT TO, 1202 00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:30,468 AND YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 1203 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:34,605 BEFORE SHE BECOMES MRS. DOCTOR ASSWIPE. 1204 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,774 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 1205 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,210 "NO REGRETS." THAT'S MY MOTTO. 1206 00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:42,880 THAT AND "EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT." 1207 00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:45,283 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 1208 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,551 [SIGHS] 1209 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,853 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 1210 00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,057 I'M NOT GONNA LET ANNA GET AWAY AGAIN. 1211 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,891 WHEN THIS BARRY GUY GETS HERE, 1212 00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,226 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FACE HIM. 1213 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:57,495 AND I'M GONNA LOOK AT HIM AND TELL HIM, 1214 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,829 LIKE A SENSIBLE MATURE ADULT, 1215 00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:02,500 "FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS, PAL." 1216 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,705 I'LL HAVE TO WORK ON THAT ONE. 1217 00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:10,141 AND IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT... 1218 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:11,909 [WHISPERS] we'll kick his ass. 1219 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:14,179 DEFINITELY. 1220 00:50:14,212 --> 00:50:17,415 P.A.: ATTENTION, ALL GUESTS... 1221 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:21,052 Boy: WHERE'S JENNY? I DON'T WANT TO GO! 1222 00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:22,420 YOU'RE GOING BACK IN LINE. 1223 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:26,057 HEY, FELLAS. GREAT DAY, ISN'T IT? 1224 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,893 MAN, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1225 00:50:28,926 --> 00:50:30,895 I'M THE NEW TEAM SNOWNOOK PATROL LEADER, 1226 00:50:30,928 --> 00:50:33,564 "KEEPIN' IT REAL WHILE KEEPIN' IT SAFE." 1227 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:37,034 Eric: YOU ON THE ROOF, KNOCK OFF THE GRAB-ASS. 1228 00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:38,736 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 1229 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:40,105 DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME! 1230 00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:41,906 HEY, LUKE... 1231 00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:44,442 WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX 1232 00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:48,779 BEFORE MY FIST MAKES AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR ASS? 1233 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,682 ERIC, YOU EVER NOTICE THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS 1234 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,518 TALKING ABOUT PUTTING SOMETHING UP MY ASS? 1235 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,720 AND THAT TIME, IT WASN'T EVEN A THREAT. 1236 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:59,056 TECHNICALLY, THAT WAS FLIRTING. 1237 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,528 WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. 1238 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,196 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1239 00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:06,864 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THE BULL? 1240 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,033 ERIC! ERIC! 1241 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,436 Eric on bullhorn: TALK TO THE HORN! 1242 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,138 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THE BULL? 1243 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:15,540 LISTEN, I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE JACKASS EMPLOYEES OF YOURS. 1244 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,874 THIS MORNING, THERE WAS A BOY 1245 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,743 WITH HIS LITTLE ELVIS STUCK IN MY HOT TUB. 1246 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:20,478 NOW, HOW IN THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN? 1247 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:22,613 OH, WELL, THE JETS CAN FEEL QUITE NICE-- 1248 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:24,582 STOP TALKING. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, 1249 00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:26,651 I'M TAKING SOME STEPS TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP. 1250 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,919 Pig Pen: POURED OUT A PERFECTLY GOOD BEER. 1251 00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:30,821 [SNIFFING] 1252 00:51:30,855 --> 00:51:33,057 MMM, I LOVE THAT SMELL. 1253 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,127 THAT'S THE SMELL OF YOU ALL GETTING FIRED. 1254 00:51:36,161 --> 00:51:38,563 WHAT, FIRED? WHAT? 1255 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,131 WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST RANDOM DRUG TEST. 1256 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:42,133 I'LL NEED YOU TO FILL THESE CUPS. 1257 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:44,068 GO MAKE TINKLE, OR IT'S YOUR JOB. 1258 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,736 Pig Pen: I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE A TEST 1259 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:46,837 TO TELL YOU THAT I TAKE DRUGS. 1260 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:51,642 PIG PEN, YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THE CUP! 1261 00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:53,611 OK! 1262 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:56,681 JEEZ. HE'S WAY TOO INTO THIS. 1263 00:51:58,516 --> 00:51:59,784 [SLAM] 1264 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:08,293 DRINK UP, HALF-PINT. 1265 00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:19,804 [EXHALES] 1266 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:23,007 Rick: UGH. 1267 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:25,776 PIG PEN! 1268 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:27,445 I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS! 1269 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,846 HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT? 1270 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,448 Woman: THANKS A LOT. 1271 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:31,549 HOW YOU DOIN', LADIES? 1272 00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:33,684 [LAUGHING] 1273 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,488 Anthony: LADIES, LADIES. 1274 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:39,690 WHOA. PRIVATE PARTY TONIGHT, GUYS. 1275 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:41,025 WE'RE COOL, MAN. WE'RE REGULARS HERE. 1276 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:42,860 JUST ASK LANCE. 1277 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,629 WHAT PART OF "PRIVATE PARTY" DID YOU MISS? 1278 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:48,366 * EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT * 1279 00:52:48,399 --> 00:52:50,635 * EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT * 1280 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,570 HEY, THERE, RICK. NICE MONKEY SUIT. 1281 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:56,407 WOW. I BARELY EVEN RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE. 1282 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,908 YEAH. A LITTLE FACE LIFT. 1283 00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:58,909 CAN I GET A BEER? 1284 00:52:58,943 --> 00:53:01,546 HEY, VILLAGE PERSON, WHY DON'T YOU BE A MACHO MAN 1285 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,748 AND CUT ME SOME LIMES, HUH? 1286 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,021 [TRUMPET PLAYING] 1287 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,436 HELLO, STRANGER. 1288 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:27,938 YOU CLEAN UP PRETTY NICE, RAMBIS. 1289 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:30,708 THANK YOU. WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1290 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:33,511 THANK YOU. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 1291 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,446 SURE. 1292 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,548 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 1293 00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:45,923 YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR. 1294 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,293 YOU CAN'T WITH THIS DRESS. 1295 00:53:48,493 --> 00:53:50,561 OH, YOUR EXCUSE IS BETTER THAN MINE. 1296 00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,797 John: HEY, HEY. SWEETHEART, 1297 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:55,566 I NEED TO BORROW FRED ASTAIRE HERE FOR ONE HOT MINUTE. 1298 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,468 DANCE WITH TITO THERE. HE LOVES TO BOOGIE. 1299 00:53:57,502 --> 00:53:58,569 HI, JOHN! HI, BOYS. 1300 00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:01,539 AND THEN I JUST SNEAKED IN, AND... 1301 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:04,875 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 1302 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:09,146 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1303 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:11,649 WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE BAR? 1304 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,818 [GASPING] 1305 00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:19,256 HOW DID--HOW DID YOU GUYS GET IN? 1306 00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,391 THE BACK DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. 1307 00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:21,426 OH. 1308 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,828 THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BIG CHANGES ON THE MOUNTAIN 1309 00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:25,796 ONCE I GET IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT. 1310 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:27,465 BUT I WANTED YOU TO KNOW 1311 00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:29,467 THAT I WANT YOU TO STAY ON 1312 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,836 AND TO RUN THE DAY-TO-DAY OPERATIONS 1313 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:34,339 AND BE THE NEW MANAGER OF SNOWNOOK. 1314 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:35,640 YOU SERIOUS? 1315 00:54:35,673 --> 00:54:37,975 OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS. HERE'S YOUR CONTRACT. 1316 00:54:38,008 --> 00:54:39,510 TAKE A GANDER. 1317 00:54:39,544 --> 00:54:43,581 OH, WOW, THAT'S A BIG NUMBER. 1318 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,649 NOT BAD. 1319 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:47,318 BUT AS THE NEW MANAGER, 1320 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:48,986 ALL MY FRIENDS GET TO STAY ON BOARD, RIGHT? 1321 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:51,489 YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, SON, BUT DONE DEAL. 1322 00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,257 THANKS, JOHN. 1323 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,593 OH, DON'T THANK ME. YOU DESERVE IT. 1324 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,428 WELCOME TO THE TEAM, PARD. 1325 00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,364 HUH. YOU ARE GOOD. 1326 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:01,366 HEY! YOU'RE MESSING WITH-- 1327 00:55:01,399 --> 00:55:04,535 I'M GONNA TAKE KUNG FU AND KICK YOUR FRIGGIN' ASS. 1328 00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:06,136 WE'LL HAVE THE PARTY AT OUR PLACE. 1329 00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:07,838 WE DON'T NEED THEIR FANCY-SHMANCY SHIT 1330 00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:09,640 AND THEIR BLUE ROPES. 1331 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,179 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1332 00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:17,548 Man: WHAT'S UP, MAN? 1333 00:55:17,582 --> 00:55:18,816 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1334 00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:20,317 IF YOU AIN'T ON THE LIST, 1335 00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,352 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, BUDDY. 1336 00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:22,853 LADIES, HOW YOU DOING? 1337 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:24,154 I'M GOOD. HOW YOU DOING? 1338 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:25,289 MIND IF WE JOIN YOU? 1339 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,290 NOT AT ALL. GO ON, HAVE FUN. 1340 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:28,158 I'M LIKIN' THAT. COME ON, MAN, 1341 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:29,627 GIVE ME A BREAK. WHAT'S UP? 1342 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:30,495 ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE? 1343 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:31,629 NO. 1344 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:32,397 OK, THEN $40. 1345 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:35,332 ALL THE LOCALS, IN FREE. COME ON. 1346 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,402 [LOUD CHEERING] 1347 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:40,638 HA HA HA! 1348 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1349 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,675 [PEOPLE TALKING] 1350 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,881 YEAH. LET ME GET SOME OF THAT. 1351 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:52,717 YEAH. HA HA! 1352 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:56,086 [GULPING] 1353 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,488 [LAUGHING] 1354 00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:59,724 ME GUSTA! 1355 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,859 CHEERS! 1356 00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:05,329 [TOES CRACKING] 1357 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,331 OH, LADIES, YOU'RE MISSING OUT. 1358 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:10,267 [GIGGLING] 1359 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:13,103 SAY HELLO TO THE NEW MANAGER... 1360 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:14,171 OF THE MOUNTAIN. 1361 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,841 YOU STRAIGHT? HA HA! 1362 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,209 COME HERE! OH, NO! 1363 00:56:19,243 --> 00:56:20,611 HEY, EVERYBODY! 1364 00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:23,748 HEY, CUT THE MUSIC OFF! 1365 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,350 PIG PEN, PUT HER DOWN! PUT HER DOWN! 1366 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,853 OUR FRIEND LITTLE RICK RAMBIS 1367 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:31,756 IS THE NEW MANAGER OF THE MOUNTAIN, Y'ALL! 1368 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,290 [CHEERING] 1369 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:37,361 AND YOU'RE ALL FIRED! EVERY ONE OF YOU! FIRED! 1370 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,629 HA HA HA! 1371 00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:41,365 ARE YOU SAYING THAT I HAVE TO KISS YOUR ASS NOW? 1372 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,266 AS LONG AS YOU SHAVE. 1373 00:56:42,299 --> 00:56:43,701 SHAVE WHAT? MY ASS! 1374 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:47,772 HEY, BOSS, I'M GONNA CALL IN SICK TOMORROW, OK? 1375 00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:49,106 NO. 1376 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:50,608 OK. 1377 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:53,744 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, BOSS! 1378 00:56:53,778 --> 00:56:54,812 THANK YOU. 1379 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,313 WATCH YOUR HANDS, MISTER. 1380 00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:58,315 I COULD SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT NOW. 1381 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:00,317 I'M GONNA GET ME SOME. 1382 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:01,285 HEY, LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUR BOSS 1383 00:57:02,152 --> 00:57:02,987 DOESN'T MEAN THINGS CHANGE BETWEEN US, OK? 1384 00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:05,422 IS THAT A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING? 1385 00:57:05,456 --> 00:57:08,626 [DOOR CLOSES] 1386 00:57:10,661 --> 00:57:12,730 SHE HAS A FIANCE, RICK. 1387 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,298 I KNOW. 1388 00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:17,234 LOOK, YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 1389 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,368 BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A HABIT 1390 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,471 OUT OF BEING YOUR LITTLE SHOULDER TO CRY ON, OK? 1391 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:22,640 LOOK, I KNOW. I WAS JUST-- 1392 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,742 YEAH. GO. GO. 1393 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:28,212 YES. GET OUTTA HERE. GO. 1394 00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:30,447 * TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN 1395 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:31,582 * BABY GOT IT GOIN' ON 1396 00:57:31,616 --> 00:57:34,118 * A LOT OF SIMPS WON'T LIKE THIS SONG * 1397 00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:36,320 HI, INGA. HI. 1398 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:37,387 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 1399 00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:39,156 * 'CAUSE I'M LONG, AND I'M STRONG * 1400 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:41,091 * AND I'M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON * 1401 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,093 * SO, LADIES, LADIES 1402 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:45,329 [LAUGHING] 1403 00:57:45,362 --> 00:57:47,698 WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ISN'T REALLY GONNA TAKE THAT MUCH TIME. 1404 00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:49,466 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING. 1405 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,301 ANNA, I LOVE YOU. 1406 00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:53,671 RICK, DON'T. 1407 00:57:54,038 --> 00:57:55,606 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA LOSE YOU AGAIN-- 1408 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,043 NOT TO BARRY, NOT TO ANYBODY. 1409 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,444 I WANT TO FIGHT FOR YOU. 1410 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:05,115 AND...I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TELL BARRY 1411 00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:07,017 THAT THINGS ARE OVER BETWEEN YOU TWO. 1412 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:22,166 YOU'RE REALLY NOT MAKING MY LIFE EASY, 1413 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,500 YOU KNOW THAT? 1414 00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,670 I'M NOT AN EASY GUY. 1415 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:27,204 [LUKE SINGING] 1416 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:29,139 HEY, YEAH, THERE YOU ARE! 1417 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:32,009 COME INSIDE. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT 1418 00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:34,178 I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO DANCE. 1419 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:35,646 [SIGHS] 1420 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,583 COME ON. NOT YOU. HIM IN HIS WHITE TUXEDO. 1421 00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:40,585 * I'M LONG, AND I'M STRONG 1422 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,553 * AND I'M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON * 1423 00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,388 * SO, LADIES, LADIES 1424 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:46,323 * IF YOU WANT TO ROLL IN MY MERCEDES * 1425 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,225 * THEN TURN AROUND, STICK IT OUT * 1426 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:50,027 * EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT * 1427 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,328 * BABY GOT BACK 1428 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,463 [RECORD SCRATCHING] 1429 00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:59,069 * BABY GOT BACK 1430 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,212 [NEW SONG PLAYING] 1431 00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,414 * I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE 1432 00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:12,917 * I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU * 1433 00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:14,952 * I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT 1434 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,454 * BELIEVING FOR SO LONG 1435 00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:19,356 * I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE 1436 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,592 * WHAT AM I WITHOUT YOU 1437 00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:23,594 * I CAN'T BE TOO LATE 1438 00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:28,599 * TO SAY THAT I WAS SO WRONG * 1439 00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:30,234 [BOTTLES CLATTERING] 1440 00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:33,638 [NEW SONG PLAYING] 1441 00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:52,422 [SNORING] 1442 00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:55,159 * THESE DAYS, I'VE FOUND 1443 00:59:55,192 --> 01:00:00,164 * THIS LOVE INSIDE 1444 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:04,601 * THESE DAYS ARE GOIN' RIGHT 1445 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:07,237 * THESE DAYS 1446 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:09,640 * AND THESE NIGHTS 1447 01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:13,978 * THESE THINGS ALMOST MAKE ME SMILE * 1448 01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:15,479 [FARTS] 1449 01:00:15,512 --> 01:00:18,448 OH! NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1450 01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:24,989 * THESE THINGS ALMOST MAKE ME SMILE * 1451 01:00:25,022 --> 01:00:26,156 [THUD] 1452 01:00:33,197 --> 01:00:37,935 * THESE WORDS, THIS TIME 1453 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:42,539 * THESE THINGS, I'VE FOUND 1454 01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:45,943 [COUGHS] AH, YEAH. 1455 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,178 BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. 1456 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,513 HA HA HA! 1457 01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:54,451 John: WHY, THOSE DIRTY LITTLE BASTARDS. 1458 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,453 OH, I KNOW IT SUCKS 1459 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,988 THAT THEY'RE RUINING THE TOWN AND EVERYTHING, 1460 01:00:58,022 --> 01:01:02,359 BUT THIS IS THE BEST VANILLA LATTE 1461 01:01:02,392 --> 01:01:05,730 I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1462 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,297 YOU CAN ACTUALLY TASTE 1463 01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:11,201 THE VANILLA BEANS THAT THESE-- 1464 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:14,404 I DON'T LIKE THE COFFEE. 1465 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:18,042 RICK, CHECK IT, THE DOCTOR IS IN! 1466 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:20,144 Anthony: IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, COME ON! 1467 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:24,048 Lance: SO, YOU GIRLS LIKE PORSCHES? 1468 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,316 LATER. 1469 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:27,551 Pig Pen: LET'S KICK HIS ASS! 1470 01:01:27,584 --> 01:01:29,219 NO, LET'S HANDLE OURSELVES LIKE ADULTS. 1471 01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:30,487 BE MATURE ABOUT THIS. 1472 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,924 ADULTS KICK OTHER ADULTS'S ASSES ALL THE TIME. 1473 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,033 RICK, THIS IS BARRY. 1474 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:45,102 WHAT'S UP, RICK? HEY, GUYS. 1475 01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:49,106 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE. 1476 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:50,875 [DOOR OPENS] 1477 01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:58,916 YEAH. I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS 1478 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,185 ABOUT KICKING THIS GUY'S ASS. 1479 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,020 OH, GOD. 1480 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:06,456 FIRST FLOOR, ALASKA. 1481 01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:07,724 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 1482 01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:09,726 IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 1483 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,261 ANNA HAS TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU. 1484 01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:14,031 WHO'S THE JACUZZI CASANOVA? 1485 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,400 OH, THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE! 1486 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,268 YEAH. THEY CALL HIM THAT 1487 01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:21,038 'CAUSE HE HAD HIMSELF UP IN IT, YOU KNOW, 1488 01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,440 LOVIN' IT STRONG. 1489 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:25,042 THANK YOU, STUMPY. 1490 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,210 Stumpy: NO PROBLEM! 1491 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:27,812 TAKE THESE TWICE A DAY, 1492 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,047 AND YOU WILL BE BACK AT THE PLATE IN NO TIME. 1493 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,381 OH. WILL THESE MAKE IT BIGGER? 1494 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,951 Lance: OH, THAT'D BE NICE. 1495 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:38,823 [SLOWLY] SO, ARE YOU, LIKE, A CRIPPLED GUY? 1496 01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:41,792 NO. I'M JUST A REALLY LAZY GUY. 1497 01:02:41,826 --> 01:02:42,559 [ANNA LAUGHS] 1498 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,928 YEAH. IT HAPPENED AT THE X GAMES 1499 01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:45,295 A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 1500 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:47,431 PILED INTO A FENCE. PRETTY MESSY. 1501 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,133 THEY SHOW THE CLIP ON ESPN ALL THE TIME. 1502 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:51,301 IN THE INTRO FOR SPORT BLOOPERS? 1503 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:53,303 OH! YES! 1504 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:54,839 YOU'RE THAT DUDE? 1505 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,006 I'M THAT DUDE. 1506 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,008 WOW, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 1507 01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,076 I WIPE OUT ALL THE TIME. 1508 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,410 EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID 1509 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:02,112 I WANTED TO BE EITHER A DOCTOR OR A BLOOPER, 1510 01:03:02,146 --> 01:03:03,981 SO BASICALLY IT'S WIN-WIN FOR ME 1511 01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:05,916 EXCEPT NOW I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 1512 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:06,984 [THWACK] 1513 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,986 PIG PEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1514 01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:10,354 HE DOESN'T FEEL THAT. 1515 01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:12,189 SO, ANYWAY, WHAT THE HELL DOES A GUY GOTTA DO 1516 01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:13,924 TO GET A DRINK IN THIS TOWN? 1517 01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:15,926 ACTUALLY, I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU GUYS LATER. 1518 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,762 I HAVE TO-- NICE TO MEET YOU. 1519 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,097 Lance: USED TO BE MY BAR, 1520 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,331 BUT THEY KIND OF TOOK IT AWAY. 1521 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:23,367 THEY GOT WINE, IF YOU WANT WINE. 1522 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,202 WHY-- WHAT? 1523 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:27,304 [TALKING] 1524 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:38,849 PSHEW, PSHEW, PSHEW. 1525 01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:42,719 STAFF ROOM, RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL GET MY-- 1526 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:44,154 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT, ERIC. I KNOW. 1527 01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:46,023 COME ON. LET'S MOVE. 1528 01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:52,329 GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU BOYS. 1529 01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:56,867 [DOOR OPENS] 1530 01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:58,068 [DOOR SLAMS] 1531 01:03:58,102 --> 01:04:01,838 ANTHONY, LUKE, PIERRE... 1532 01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:04,875 PIERRE? YOUR NAME'S PIERRE? 1533 01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:06,977 MAJORS IS REALLY PISSED. 1534 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:08,712 HE THINKS YOU'RE ALL TOTALLY INCOMPETENT. 1535 01:04:08,745 --> 01:04:12,382 HE'S GIVEN ME NO CHOICE. YOU'RE FIRED. 1536 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:14,684 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I'M SORRY. 1537 01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,853 I REALLY AM. I'VE NOTHING AGAINST YOU, 1538 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:20,925 BUT IT'S EITHER THIS, OR HE WON'T BUY THE MOUNTAIN. 1539 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,227 MUNTZ! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? 1540 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,163 I MEAN, THIS IS ALL THAT WE HAVE. 1541 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:29,233 WHAT'S PIERRE GONNA DO? HE'S VERY STUPID. 1542 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,101 AND YOU'RE GONNA SIDE WITH MAJORS, 1543 01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:33,938 WHO CALLS YOU A RETARD TO YOUR FACE? 1544 01:04:33,971 --> 01:04:37,174 WE SAY STUFF LIKE THAT, TOO, BUT NOT TO YOUR FACE. 1545 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:40,110 AND YOU KNOW WHY? WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. 1546 01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:42,112 YOU GUYS BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES. 1547 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:44,214 THE HOT TUB, THE DRUG TEST-- 1548 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,917 YOU'RE DISRUPTING THE WHOLE TOWN. 1549 01:04:46,951 --> 01:04:50,054 NOW... YOU DIDN'T HELP ME OUT, 1550 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:54,258 AND NOW I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT. 1551 01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:56,126 I'M SORRY. 1552 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,963 KNOCK, KNOCK. 1553 01:04:58,996 --> 01:04:59,997 JOHN. 1554 01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:03,733 HEY THERE, RICK. WELCOME TO THE WINNING TEAM. 1555 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:07,704 GOT YOU A LITTLE GIFT. I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE. 1556 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,139 HEY, THANKS A LOT. 1557 01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:16,213 John: "HEY THERE, RICK. WELCOME TO THE WINNING TEAM. 1558 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:19,516 GOT YOU A LITTLE GIFT. I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE." 1559 01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:32,696 THOSE BASTARDS. 1560 01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:40,637 Both: WE RULE. HA HA HA! 1561 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:45,509 Anna: I'M SORRY, GUYS. MY DAD CAN BE A JERK, I KNOW, 1562 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,811 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GET TO PICK YOUR PARENTS. 1563 01:05:47,844 --> 01:05:49,213 [SPITS] 1564 01:05:57,654 --> 01:05:59,756 [SIZZLING] 1565 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,091 NEEDED BURNIN'. 1566 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,793 I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 1567 01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:06,530 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING ELSE. 1568 01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:09,933 NOT THAT I WAS GOOD AT THIS, WHATEVER THIS WHOLE THING WAS, 1569 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,036 BUT AT LEAST IT WAS FAMILIAR TO ME. 1570 01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,937 HEY, I CAN FLY YOU GUYS DOWN TO ANCHORAGE IF YOU WANT. 1571 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,140 YOU GUYS CAN GET RIDES FROM THERE TO WHEREVER. 1572 01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:18,108 LOOK, IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE, 1573 01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:20,810 WE CAN ALWAYS GET JOBS ON AN OIL RIG. 1574 01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,946 OUR UNCLE WORKS ON ONE IN NOME, 1575 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,614 AND WE'D BE GREAT AT THAT. 1576 01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:26,116 PIG PEN, YOU'RE ON FIRE. 1577 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:28,118 AHH. AHH. 1578 01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:29,619 OH! 1579 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:32,522 GUYS ON OIL RIGS GET LAID A LOT, RIGHT? 1580 01:06:32,556 --> 01:06:33,557 ON THEIR OCCASIONAL BREAK 1581 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:37,127 FROM THEIR 19-HOUR WORK DAY IN THE FREEZING SLEET, 1582 01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:38,728 YEAH, THEY GET LAID ALL THE TIME, PIG PEN. 1583 01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,564 ALL RIGHT, I'M DOWN. 1584 01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:41,898 I'M IN. 1585 01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:44,701 WE SHOULD GO AND SAY GOOD-BYE TO RICK. 1586 01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:46,636 NO, NO, NO. HE KNOWS THAT WE'RE LEAVING, 1587 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:47,904 THEN HE'S GONNA THROW IT ALL AWAY. 1588 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,807 SO...WE HAVE TO DO THE HONORABLE THING 1589 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,177 AND STEAL A FEW STREET SIGNS 1590 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:55,045 AND LEAVE TOWN WITH OUR TAIL BETWEEN OUR LEGS. 1591 01:06:55,079 --> 01:06:59,183 OH, MY GOD, GUYS. 1592 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,118 Pig Pen: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1593 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,554 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 1594 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,091 EVER SINCE THEY TOOK MY BAR AWAY FROM ME, 1595 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,859 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING. 1596 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:12,729 A LOT OF DRINKING AND A LOT OF THINKING. 1597 01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:16,700 [SIGHS] A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT WHY I ACT THE WAY I DO. 1598 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:20,504 WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO HAVE COUNTLESS SEXUAL CONQUESTS, 1599 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,372 ONE AFTER THE OTHER, 1600 01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:26,076 AND I THINK IT'S DUE TO THE FACT THAT I'M, UH... 1601 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:29,713 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS. I'M... 1602 01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:31,047 GAY? 1603 01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:33,083 NO. WHAT? 1604 01:07:33,117 --> 01:07:34,884 GAY? 1605 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:38,955 NO! COME ON, GUYS! 1606 01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:41,525 MR. OCTOBER BATTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM? 1607 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:43,793 LANCE, EVERYBODY KNOWS. NOBODY CARES. 1608 01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,630 IT'S OK. YOU KNOW? I MEAN... 1609 01:07:46,663 --> 01:07:51,101 IF YOU WEREN'T GAY, YOU'D BE A PRETTY WEIRD GUY. 1610 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:53,937 REALLY. 1611 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:05,014 COME ON. 1612 01:08:05,982 --> 01:08:10,787 I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT I WAS ADOPTED, BUT... 1613 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:13,490 SINCE WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION... 1614 01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:21,965 HEY, RICK, LOOKIN' GOOD. 1615 01:08:21,998 --> 01:08:22,966 MONEY SUITS YOU. 1616 01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:24,968 THANKS, MR. MAJORS. 1617 01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:26,770 MR. MAJORS? WHAT HAPPENED TO JOHN? 1618 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,506 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY FAMILY NOW. 1619 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:32,476 AND NOT THAT BOGUS MAJORS RESORT "FAMILY" 1620 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:33,910 THAT I TELL THE MINIMUM WAGERS 1621 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,078 THEY'RE IN, EITHER. HA HA HA! 1622 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,613 WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS? 1623 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:40,083 THEY'RE GONE, RICK. BUSINESS 101. 1624 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,685 LISTEN, I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR. 1625 01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:44,421 SEE, THOSE GUYS ARE JUST DEAD WEIGHT. 1626 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,756 NOW YOU CAN RUN THIS PLACE TO YOUR FULL POTENTIAL. 1627 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:47,857 YOU'LL MAKE A BOATLOAD. 1628 01:08:47,891 --> 01:08:50,494 MAYBE YOU'LL MARRY MY DAUGHTER. 1629 01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:52,762 I GOT WORK TO DO. 1630 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:54,631 Man: GET THAT STATUE OUT OF HERE! 1631 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:56,600 Second man: THIS THING WEIGHS A TON! 1632 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:59,703 Man: WHO IS THIS GUY? 1633 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,505 WHAT THE... 1634 01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:08,011 Papa: [ECHOING] YOUR MOUNTAIN! DON'T CHANGE IT! 1635 01:09:08,044 --> 01:09:10,914 Man: GET THAT SIGN STRAIGHT, GUYS! 1636 01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:16,586 HEY, JOHN! 1637 01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,590 I QUIT! 1638 01:09:23,427 --> 01:09:25,995 THAT'S A $300 HAT, BITCH! 1639 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:29,466 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SO STUPID! 1640 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:33,870 RICK! JEEZ, I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. 1641 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:36,473 BARRY IS FLYING THE GUYS TO ANCHORAGE. 1642 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,474 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1643 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,409 THEY'RE LEAVING, RICK. COME ON. 1644 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,513 [ENGINE REVVING] 1645 01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:48,852 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT. 1646 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:49,719 YOU SHOWING A MOVIE TODAY? 1647 01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,721 YEP. IT'S NOT ALI VE, IS IT? 1648 01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:59,329 YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA LEAVE? 1649 01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:00,864 YOU CAN COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO. 1650 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:02,432 [CLANK] 1651 01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:03,400 NO, RICK. 1652 01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:04,668 YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW YOUR LIFE 1653 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:05,369 DOWN THE TUBES 1654 01:10:05,402 --> 01:10:06,536 JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE INCOMPETENT. 1655 01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:07,671 YOU WERE BORN TO RUN THIS MOUNTAIN. 1656 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:08,872 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 1657 01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,340 YOU'RE STAYING, PERIOD. 1658 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:11,241 I APPRECIATE THAT, 1659 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,242 I REALLY DO, 1660 01:10:12,276 --> 01:10:13,343 BUT I JUST QUIT. 1661 01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:16,580 WELL, IN THAT CASE, HOP ON. 1662 01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:17,347 WE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOU 1663 01:10:17,381 --> 01:10:18,848 IF WE THROW OUT ONE OF THE KEGS. 1664 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,550 Rick: YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 1665 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:22,018 BULL MOUNTAIN IS NOT JUST OUR JOB, 1666 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:23,720 IT'S OUR HOME. 1667 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:25,021 NOT REALLY. I MEAN, 1668 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,623 HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO THE PLACE? 1669 01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:28,558 WE'RE NOT THE LOCALS ANYMORE--THEY ARE. 1670 01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,860 SNOWNOOK'S NOT OUR TOWN, RICK. 1671 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,396 YOU KNOW, BULL MOUNTAIN, 1672 01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:33,430 THAT WAS OUR TOWN. 1673 01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:35,565 WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT BELONGED TO THE ESKIMOS, 1674 01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:37,567 BUT WE STOLE IT FAIR AND SQUARE. 1675 01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:39,969 THEY'RE RIGHT, RICK. BULL MOUNTAIN'S GONE. 1676 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,805 I MEAN, THEY EVEN TORE DOWN THE STATUE OF PAPA MUNTZ. 1677 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,740 WHAT? WHAT? 1678 01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:48,878 YOU GUYS REMEMBER PAPA MUNTZ'S LAST-- 1679 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:51,548 HIS LAST TOAST, RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED? 1680 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,450 NO. REMIND ME. 1681 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:54,651 HE HELD UP HIS BEER, 1682 01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:56,185 HE LOOKED AT THE MOUNTAIN THAT HE LOVES, 1683 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,154 AND HE SAID, "DON'T GO CHANGIN'." 1684 01:10:58,187 --> 01:11:00,390 HIS LAST WORDS WERE FROM A BILLY JOEL SONG? 1685 01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:01,591 "DON'T GO CHANGIN'." 1686 01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:02,792 BULL MOUNTAIN IS OUR HOME, 1687 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:04,461 AND I SAY, LET'S DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT. 1688 01:11:04,494 --> 01:11:06,563 YES! IT'S OUR HOME! 1689 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:07,564 LET'S DO SOMETHIN'! 1690 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,832 ITS OUR TOWN! 1691 01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:10,434 YEAH! YEAH! 1692 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:11,635 SO, YOU GOT A PLAN? 1693 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:13,670 YEAH, YOU GOT A PLAN? NO. 1694 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,405 I'M IN. 1695 01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:16,272 ME, TOO. SAME HERE. 1696 01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:18,241 Jenny: LET'S DO IT. 1697 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:19,175 LET'S DO IT. COME ON. 1698 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:19,976 Rick: UNPACK YOUR BAGS. 1699 01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:22,912 I'M DOWN, BUT IF WE'RE STAYIN', 1700 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:26,683 I'VE GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF! 1701 01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:44,634 HELLO, INGA. 1702 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:50,774 I'VE NEVER BEEN A MAN OF WORDS, 1703 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:51,775 BUT... 1704 01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:54,644 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU. 1705 01:11:54,678 --> 01:11:57,180 INGA, I'VE LOVED YOU 1706 01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:59,616 FROM THE FIRST TIME THAT I SAW YOU, 1707 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:00,650 AND I LOVE YOU 1708 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:03,720 MORE THAN ANY MAN'S EVER LOVED A WOMAN... 1709 01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:08,358 UM, THAT HE'S NEVER ACTUALLY SPOKEN TO. 1710 01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:11,495 I'M ONLY GONNA OFFER THIS ONCE. 1711 01:12:11,528 --> 01:12:14,431 INGA, WILL YOU, UM... 1712 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:17,734 HAVE SEX WITH ME? 1713 01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:27,611 NOTHING WOULD PISS OFF MY SCHTEPFATHER MORE. 1714 01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:31,347 LET'S DO THIS. 1715 01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:34,551 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1716 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:37,754 IT'S TIME TO DESTROY THIS LITTLE CELEBRATION! 1717 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,597 [BLOWS] 1718 01:12:48,798 --> 01:12:49,566 Anthony: LET'S GO. COME ON, COME ON. 1719 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:51,200 LET'S GO, LET'S GO. COME ON, GUYS. 1720 01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:53,169 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO. 1721 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:54,370 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. COME ON. 1722 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,406 ANTHONY, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1723 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,340 WHAT? 1724 01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:59,543 IT'S TIME TO GET BACK ON THAT BOARD, MAN. 1725 01:13:02,278 --> 01:13:04,548 Rick: YAHOO! 1726 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:08,251 WELCOME, WELCOME, FRIENDS AND INVESTORS. 1727 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:11,120 WE MAY BE 10,000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL, 1728 01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,689 BUT THIS IS THE GROUND FLOOR 1729 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,257 YOU'RE GETTIN' IN ON TODAY. 1730 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:17,360 YES, THE GROUND FLOOR OF A DREAM. 1731 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,763 NOW, WITH MY SIGNATURE AND YOUR MONEY, 1732 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,631 WE CAN MAKE THIS DREAM COME TRUE. 1733 01:13:21,665 --> 01:13:24,701 YES, SIR. THE FUTURE IS OURS. 1734 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,302 JUST ONE BEAUTIFUL 1735 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:29,405 STATE-OF-THE-ART GONDOLA RIDE AWAY. HIT IT! 1736 01:13:30,807 --> 01:13:32,809 [APPLAUSE TURNS INTO LAUGHTER] 1737 01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:35,645 INGA? 1738 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,617 HA HA HA! 1739 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:43,319 I THOUGHT I FIRED YOUR ASS! 1740 01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,690 John: INGA, GET YOUR CLOTHES ON! 1741 01:13:48,157 --> 01:13:50,193 YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 1742 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,396 Rick: GUYS, IF THIS IS GONNA BE IT, 1743 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,464 LET'S MAKE IT COUNT. 1744 01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:56,165 YEAH! YES! 1745 01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:57,400 STAY LOW, 1746 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:58,668 DON'T HIT ANY KIDS, 1747 01:13:58,702 --> 01:13:59,368 AND MOST OF ALL, 1748 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,270 DON'T SIT DOWN. WHY NOT? 1749 01:14:01,304 --> 01:14:02,271 'CAUSE WE'RE DOIN' THIS 1750 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,306 PAPA MUNTZ STYLE, BABY. 1751 01:14:03,339 --> 01:14:04,440 AH-OW! 1752 01:14:04,474 --> 01:14:05,341 GET' EM OFF! 1753 01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,010 NA NA NA! 1754 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:09,078 COME ON, GET 'EM OFF! 1755 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,014 LUKE, IF YOU WOULD DO THE HONORS, PLEASE. 1756 01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:14,518 EVERYBODY, PANTS AT HALF-MAST. 1757 01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:17,286 WHOO! AH-OOH! 1758 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,988 LET'S PUT PAPA MUNTZ BACK WHERE HE BELONGS. 1759 01:14:19,022 --> 01:14:20,256 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 1... 1760 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,192 2...3! 1761 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:27,430 4... 1762 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:29,666 5... 1763 01:14:29,699 --> 01:14:32,502 John: SORRY ABOUT THAT, FOLKS. 1764 01:14:32,536 --> 01:14:35,304 I ASSURE YOU EVERYTHING'S COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. 1765 01:14:36,405 --> 01:14:37,306 [PLANE ENGINE ROARING] 1766 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:38,708 John: EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE! 1767 01:14:38,742 --> 01:14:40,376 DUCK! 1768 01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:41,310 AAH! AAH! 1769 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:44,113 WHAT THE HELL IS CAPTAIN CRIPPLED DOING HERE? 1770 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:45,314 WHAT? 1771 01:14:49,418 --> 01:14:50,219 HONEY-- UHH! 1772 01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:52,155 LOCK HER IN THE HUMVEE TILL HE'S GONE. 1773 01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:53,623 19... 1774 01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:55,458 20... 1775 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,326 COME ON, BABY. 21. 1776 01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:58,261 DON'T TOUCH ME! 1777 01:14:58,294 --> 01:15:00,697 YOU BETTER LEARN SOME MANNERS, LITTLE LADY. 1778 01:15:00,730 --> 01:15:02,498 GET IN! 1779 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,068 SO, WHAT'S UP? 1780 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:05,969 GUARD DUTY. 1781 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,036 NICE! 1782 01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:08,705 YAH! 1783 01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:11,374 WHOOPEE! 1784 01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:14,077 AAH! 1785 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:17,013 YEE-HAW HA! 1786 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,550 EVERYTHING IS FINE! 1787 01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,518 WHOO HOO! 1788 01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:24,921 [CHEERING] 1789 01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:29,225 [GASPS] 1790 01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,394 YEE-HOO! 1791 01:15:34,598 --> 01:15:36,032 AAH! AAH! 1792 01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:37,601 Rick: HEY, MAN, DON'T FRET! 1793 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,671 OW! 1794 01:15:41,705 --> 01:15:43,607 AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. 1795 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:47,977 RICK, YOU UNGRATEFUL JERK! 1796 01:15:50,313 --> 01:15:52,515 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 1797 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,017 YEE-HOO! 1798 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,219 HA HA HA HA! 1799 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:58,021 [CRUNCH] OW! 1800 01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:59,555 STOP! THIEF! 1801 01:15:59,589 --> 01:16:00,957 HEY, STOP THOSE GUYS! 1802 01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:02,892 GET THOSE GUYS OUT OF HERE! BUNCH OF LOSERS! 1803 01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:05,061 [CROWD YELLING] 1804 01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:09,933 LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! 1805 01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:11,434 WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOIN' UP THERE? 1806 01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:13,569 WAIT! 1807 01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:16,906 LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! 1808 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,611 AAH! AAH! 1809 01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:23,312 OH, SHIT! 1810 01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:25,982 [WHIMPERS] 1811 01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:27,984 HOW'S THAT FOR IRONY? 1812 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:31,087 OH! AAH! OH! AAH! OH! 1813 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,156 Rick: COME ON! 1814 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:35,091 WHOA! 1815 01:16:35,659 --> 01:16:38,394 Stumpy: RICK! 1816 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,463 I'M YOUR FATHER. 1817 01:16:40,496 --> 01:16:42,065 OK. WHATEVER. HA HA HA! 1818 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,566 GO! GO! GET OUT OF HERE! 1819 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,302 [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING] 1820 01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:51,975 ALL RIGHT. AT MY SIGNAL... 1821 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,476 UNLEASH HELL. 1822 01:16:53,509 --> 01:16:54,978 Children: YEAH! 1823 01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:56,479 WAIT! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE! 1824 01:16:56,512 --> 01:16:58,982 SO THERE'S A FEW BAD APPLES! 1825 01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:01,851 SO MY DAUGHTER'S A WHORE! THIS IS A HELL OF A DEAL! 1826 01:17:04,888 --> 01:17:06,255 YAH! 1827 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:07,323 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 1828 01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:08,424 HEY, COME ON, KIDS. 1829 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:11,194 LET'S--PLAY SAFE, ALL RIGHT? SAFE! 1830 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,098 [GLASS BREAKING] OOF! 1831 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,033 WAS THAT A BOTTLE? 1832 01:17:23,506 --> 01:17:24,841 UHH! UHH! 1833 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:30,947 WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE? 1834 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,048 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1835 01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:33,549 WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. 1836 01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:37,153 HANG ON. 1837 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:42,859 YOU WANT ME? HERE I COME! 1838 01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:48,231 AAH! [CRASH] 1839 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,867 PAPA... 1840 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:55,204 YOU WILL BE RESTORED TO YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE. 1841 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,874 HO HO! 1842 01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:06,415 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1843 01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:12,856 WHY DID YOU TAKE ME AROUND THIS WAY? 1844 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:14,490 BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ON THAT PLANE. 1845 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:15,524 Anna: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1846 01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:16,826 Rick: COME ON. 1847 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:18,895 I'M GONNA STAY HERE, 1848 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:19,763 SO YOUR DAD DOESN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WENT. 1849 01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:21,865 WAIT! WAIT! LAST NIGHT YOU SAID-- 1850 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:22,832 LOOK, LAST NIGHT 1851 01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:24,233 WE BOTH SAID A LOT OF THINGS. 1852 01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,769 SOME OF 'EM WERE TRUE, 1853 01:18:25,802 --> 01:18:27,003 MOST OF THEM WEREN'T, 1854 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:27,904 BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 1855 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,039 AND IT ALL ADDS UP TO ONE THING-- 1856 01:18:30,073 --> 01:18:32,041 YOU'RE GETTIN' ON THAT PLANE WHERE YOU BELONG-- 1857 01:18:32,075 --> 01:18:33,709 WITH BARRY. 1858 01:18:34,911 --> 01:18:38,081 LOOK, WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PEDRO O'HORNY'S, RIGHT? 1859 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:40,383 WE'D LOST THAT UNTIL YOU CAME HERE. 1860 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,285 * EVERY DAY 1861 01:18:44,888 --> 01:18:46,956 * EVERY DAY 1862 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:50,994 * EVERY DAY 1863 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,301 GO. 1864 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,237 THANK YOU, RICK. 1865 01:19:07,777 --> 01:19:11,815 * ON AN ISLAND IN THE SUN * 1866 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:15,985 * WE'LL BE PLAYIN' AND HAVIN' FUN * 1867 01:19:16,019 --> 01:19:19,222 * AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO FINE * 1868 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:24,293 * I CAN'T CONTROL MY BRAIN * 1869 01:19:26,029 --> 01:19:27,296 * EVERY DAY 1870 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:30,967 * YOU'LL NEVER FEEL BAD ANYMORE * 1871 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,803 * EVERY DAY 1872 01:19:34,971 --> 01:19:36,973 [YELLING AND SCREAMING] 1873 01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:39,708 John: THINK THIS IS FUNNY, RETARD? 1874 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,079 OW! DAMN, WHAT WAS THAT? 1875 01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,180 IS IT ME OR... 1876 01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:46,015 DO YOU EVEN FIGHT LIKE A RETARD? 1877 01:19:46,049 --> 01:19:48,084 DO IT! CALL ME RETARD ONE MORE TIME! 1878 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:49,085 DO IT! 1879 01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,653 RETARD! RETARD! I HATE YOU! 1880 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:52,255 I HATE YOU! OW! 1881 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:56,960 * OH, YOU CAN'T GET TO HEAVEN ON ROLLERSKATES * 1882 01:19:56,993 --> 01:19:59,428 * 'CAUSE YOU'LL ROLL RIGHT PAST... * 1883 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,364 HA HA HA! OH. 1884 01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:05,368 Stumpy: RIDE, PAPA, RIDE! 1885 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:07,803 HA HA HA! 1886 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:09,772 YOU BIG LUG! 1887 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,841 AAH! 1888 01:20:16,212 --> 01:20:18,047 THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? 1889 01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:19,448 WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 1890 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:20,950 I'VE GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU-- 1891 01:20:20,984 --> 01:20:23,752 GET OFF OUR MOUNTAIN, ASSHOLE! 1892 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:28,157 ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU WIN. I'LL GO. 1893 01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:30,860 BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA WHOMP YOUR ASS! 1894 01:20:30,894 --> 01:20:32,996 ARGH! BRING IT ON, BIG MAN! 1895 01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:34,197 [CRUNCHING] 1896 01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:35,899 [SHATTERING GLASS] 1897 01:20:35,932 --> 01:20:37,333 AAH! 1898 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,203 [PANICKED YELLING AND SCREAMING] 1899 01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:41,704 PAPA MUNTZ! 1900 01:20:41,737 --> 01:20:43,940 YEE-HAW! 1901 01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,576 DAMN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1902 01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:48,878 THAT WAS MY DAD! 1903 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:50,880 Woman: LOOK OUT! WATCH OUT! 1904 01:20:50,914 --> 01:20:52,581 UHH! 1905 01:20:52,615 --> 01:20:53,849 [ENGINE REVS] 1906 01:20:54,783 --> 01:20:56,019 STOP! AAH! 1907 01:20:56,052 --> 01:20:57,720 HA HA HA! 1908 01:20:57,753 --> 01:20:59,088 HELP! HELP! 1909 01:20:59,122 --> 01:21:01,590 HA HA HA! 1910 01:21:01,624 --> 01:21:04,727 WHOA! HELP! 1911 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:05,761 WHOO! 1912 01:21:05,794 --> 01:21:07,363 LET ME GO! 1913 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,264 HELP! 1914 01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:09,332 [CRASH] 1915 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:10,666 John: OW! 1916 01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:13,069 HELP ME! 1917 01:21:13,102 --> 01:21:14,170 WHOA! 1918 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,705 WHOA! HELP! 1919 01:21:16,739 --> 01:21:17,740 STOP! 1920 01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:19,242 HELP! 1921 01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:20,809 WHERE'S ANNA? 1922 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:29,718 WHERE'S YOUR BOOT? 1923 01:21:29,752 --> 01:21:32,288 AAH! AAH! 1924 01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:35,024 LET'S GET A DRINK. COME ON. 1925 01:21:35,058 --> 01:21:37,260 AW-OOH! 1926 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:38,261 Lance: WHOO! 1927 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:40,096 NICE WORK, LANCE. 1928 01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:40,729 HA HA! 1929 01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:42,631 Anthony: HEY, FELLAS! 1930 01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:43,967 CHECK IT OUT! 1931 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,035 ISN'T THAT ANTHONY? YEP. 1932 01:21:46,069 --> 01:21:48,371 YEAH! WHOO! 1933 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:50,039 YEAH! 1934 01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,575 [CHEERING] 1935 01:21:52,608 --> 01:21:53,542 YEAH! 1936 01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:54,243 WHOO! 1937 01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:56,679 Friend: SPEECH! WHOO! 1938 01:21:58,147 --> 01:21:59,715 WHOA, HEY! 1939 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:02,118 HOT SLUTS WITH TITS. 1940 01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:04,620 LANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE, BUDDY. 1941 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:06,122 OH, SORRY. I-- 1942 01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:08,724 OLD HABITS DIE HARD. 1943 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,093 I LOVE MEN! 1944 01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:11,160 LANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, EITHER. 1945 01:22:11,194 --> 01:22:12,061 Lance: WHO WANTS ME? 1946 01:22:12,095 --> 01:22:17,600 John: HELP! RETARD? ANYBODY? 1947 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:19,168 HELP! 1948 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,946 MAN, YOU MUST BE PROUD, HUH? 1949 01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:33,249 YEAH. 1950 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,018 SO, DO YOU EVER MISS HER? 1951 01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:36,119 WHO? 1952 01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:38,854 HA HA! THAT IS THE RI T ANSWER. 1953 01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:42,591 SO, UM... 1954 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,593 YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK WITH ME LATER? 1955 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,029 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY 1956 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:48,631 A LOT HARDER THAN THAT, RICKY. 1957 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,706 Stumpy: YOU KNOW, THINGS WORKED OUT 1958 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,675 PRETTY WELL FOR OUR FRIENDS 1959 01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:01,710 UP HERE ON BULL MOUNTAIN. 1960 01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:02,878 RICKY AND JENNY? 1961 01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,947 YEAH, THEY GOT TOGETHER, 1962 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,949 AND THEN SOME! HEE-YUK! 1963 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:08,884 2 SWEET KIDS LIKE THAT, 1964 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,787 THEY COULD DO MIGHTY WELL BY ONE ANOTHER. 1965 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,622 ANYBODY WHO EVER TELLS YOU 1966 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:15,524 THAT MONEY WON'T BUY YOU LOVE-- 1967 01:23:15,558 --> 01:23:17,826 HELL, THEY AIN'T EVER BEEN TO RENO. 1968 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:19,495 I WAS AT THE BUFFET TABLE. 1969 01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:22,498 THIS GAL COMES UP TO ME, AND I FLASH THEM DIMES, 1970 01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:25,000 AND WE WENT RIGHT UP TO HER HOTEL ROOM-- 1971 01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:26,869 WELL, IT WAS A CAR. 1972 01:23:26,902 --> 01:23:29,105 THIS IS THE GOOD ONE. 1973 01:23:37,113 --> 01:23:39,182 HEY, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD ON THAT THING, SON. 1974 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:41,016 YEAH, I'M A GENIUS. 1975 01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:46,189 [CREW LAUGHS] 1976 01:23:47,590 --> 01:23:49,058 ACTUALLY, HE WAS MR. MANKOWITZ, 1977 01:23:49,092 --> 01:23:50,726 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME... 1978 01:23:50,759 --> 01:23:52,661 [CREW LAUGHS] 1979 01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:53,729 Director: SET! 1980 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:54,697 [FART] 1981 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:56,099 WHO IS UNDER MY TABLE? 1982 01:23:56,465 --> 01:23:57,100 WHO PUT A FARTING MACHINE 1983 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,034 UNDER MY TABLE? 1984 01:24:01,804 --> 01:24:04,039 THIS UNIFORM MAKES MY NUTS RAGEOUS. 1985 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:06,842 THIS UNIFORM'S REALLY CRAMPING MY HARDY BOYS. 1986 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:07,910 IT'S NO MYSTERY. 1987 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:09,011 THIS OUTFIT IS SUFFOCATING 1988 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,179 MY [BLEEP BLEEP]. 1989 01:24:10,213 --> 01:24:12,615 LANCE, CAN I GET A DRINK FOR [BLEEP]. 1990 01:24:12,648 --> 01:24:15,551 * OH, BABY, I'M MAKIN' IT * 1991 01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:17,520 * I GET IT 1992 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:18,387 [CREW LAUGHS] 1993 01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:19,088 [PFFFT] 1994 01:24:19,122 --> 01:24:20,055 Crew member: YEAH! 1995 01:24:20,423 --> 01:24:21,590 Director: CUT! 1996 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:22,891 * ...LIKE AN EASTER BUNNY * 1997 01:24:22,925 --> 01:24:25,894 * YOU GET IN, HOP ON IN... * 1998 01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:35,438 ARE WE STILL MAKIN' THIS MOVIE? 1999 01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:37,840 ARE WE DONE WITH THIS CRAP? 2000 01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:46,982 [CROWD CHEERING] 2001 01:24:51,987 --> 01:24:53,656 [POP] 2002 01:24:53,689 --> 01:24:54,823 [POP] 2003 01:25:00,696 --> 01:25:03,632 * HA HA HA 2004 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,435 * HA HA HA 2005 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:07,970 * YOU MAKE ME LAUGH 2006 01:25:08,003 --> 01:25:10,639 * HA HA HA 2007 01:25:10,673 --> 01:25:13,476 WHEN THIS COUNTRY WENT OFF THE GOLD STANDARD-- 2008 01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:15,778 YOUR PAPER IS PAPER, 2009 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:17,446 NOTHIN' MORE THAN PAPER, 2010 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:19,748 AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, BY GOD, 2011 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,784 YOU GO TALK TO ALAN GREENSPAN! 2012 01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:22,651 I SWEAR TO GOD, 2013 01:25:22,685 --> 01:25:25,087 HE'S RUNNIN' THIS COUNTRY! 2014 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,456 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2015 01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:48,544 * LOOKIN' AT HIMSELF 2016 01:25:48,577 --> 01:25:50,012 * AND WISHIN' HE WAS SOMEONE ELSE * 2017 01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:51,714 * BECAUSE THE POSTERS ON THE WALL * 2018 01:25:51,747 --> 01:25:55,017 * THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM AT ALL * 2019 01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:00,689 * SO HE TIES IT UP, HE TUCKS IT IN * 2020 01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:01,890 * HE PULLS IT BACK AND GIVES A GRIN * 2021 01:26:01,924 --> 01:26:03,392 * LAUGHIN' AT HIMSELF 2022 01:26:04,527 --> 01:26:06,762 * BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE AIN'T LOVED AT ALL * 2023 01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:11,834 * GETS HIS COURAGE FROM THE CAMERA * 2024 01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,369 * MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A MAN * 2025 01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:14,737 * BECAUSE HE'S LOVIN' ALL THE LADIES * 2026 01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:18,574 * BUT THE LADIES DON'T LOVE HIM AT ALL * 2027 01:26:22,278 --> 01:26:23,512 * WHEN HE'S NOT DRUNK 2028 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:24,880 * HE'S ONLY STUCK ON HIMSELF * 2029 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:26,982 * AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO SAY * 2030 01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:29,752 * HE NEEDS A DECENT GIRL 2031 01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:40,729 * LOOKIN' AT HERSELF 2032 01:26:40,763 --> 01:26:42,265 * WISHIN' SHE WAS SOMEONE ELSE * 2033 01:26:42,298 --> 01:26:43,699 * BECAUSE THE BODY OF THE DOLL * 2034 01:26:43,732 --> 01:26:47,370 * DON'T LOOK LIKE HERS AT ALL * 2035 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:52,708 * SO SHE STRAPS IT ON, SHE SUCKS IT IN * 2036 01:26:52,741 --> 01:26:54,009 * SHE THROWS IT UP, BUT GIVES A GRIN * 2037 01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:55,210 * LAUGHIN' AT HERSELF 2038 01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:58,747 * BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE AIN'T FAT AT ALL * 2039 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:03,952 * CAUGHT UP IN THE TRENDS * 2040 01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:05,454 * WELL, THE TRUTH BEGAN TO BEND * 2041 01:27:05,488 --> 01:27:06,889 * AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, MAN * 2042 01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:10,393 * THERE JUST AIN'T NO TRUTH LEFT AT ALL * 2043 01:27:13,629 --> 01:27:15,564 * WHEN THE PRETTY GIRL WALKS * 2044 01:27:15,598 --> 01:27:16,899 * SHE WALKS SO PROUD 2045 01:27:16,932 --> 01:27:18,401 * AND WHEN THE PRETTY GIRL LAUGHS * 2046 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:21,904 * OH, MAN, SHE LAUGHS SO LOUD * 2047 01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:27,776 * AND IF IT AIN'T THIS, THEN IT'S THAT * 2048 01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:29,244 * AS A MATTER OF FACT 2049 01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:31,547 * SHE HAS ANOTHER DAY TO RELAX * 2050 01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:34,750 * SINCE SHE'S LOST HER 2051 01:27:34,783 --> 01:27:36,452 * ABILITY TO THINK 2052 01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:39,355 * CLEARLY 2053 01:27:48,497 --> 01:27:49,598 * WELL, I'M AN INNER-JADED * 2054 01:27:49,632 --> 01:27:52,301 * ALPHABETED VERSION OF ANOTHER PERSON * 2055 01:27:52,335 --> 01:27:53,302 * CHECK OUT MY OUTSIDE 2056 01:27:53,336 --> 01:27:56,372 * THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' IN HERE * 2057 01:28:00,008 --> 01:28:01,477 * WELL, I'M A SUPERFICIAL * 2058 01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:03,312 * SYSTEMATIC MUSIC TELEVISION * 2059 01:28:03,346 --> 01:28:04,813 * I OUGHTA CHECK OUT MY OUTSIDE * 2060 01:28:04,847 --> 01:28:07,783 * THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' IN HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE * 2061 01:28:07,816 --> 01:28:09,318 * JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE * 2062 01:28:09,352 --> 01:28:10,586 * LOOKIN' AT HIMSELF 2063 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:11,920 * AND WISHIN' HE WAS SOMEONE ELSE * 2064 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,288 * BECAUSE THE POSTERS ON THE WALL * 2065 01:28:13,322 --> 01:28:14,857 * THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM * 2066 01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:16,592 * TIES IT UP, HE TUCKS IT IN * 2067 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:17,826 * PULLS IT BACK, HE GIVES A GRIN * 2068 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,428 * LAUGHIN' AT HIMSELF 2069 01:28:19,462 --> 01:28:21,830 * BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE AIN'T LOVED AT ALL * 2070 01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:26,669 * HE KNOWS HE AIN'T LOVED AT ALL * 2071 01:28:26,702 --> 01:28:28,737 [MUSIC PLAYING] 126623

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