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I'd just back off
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a tidge if I were you.
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- Rachel.
- Billy?
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- I want to go home.
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- I'm getting married.
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It's the public stuff.
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- It's good to see you,
- Sheriff Haught.
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- These days, it's just Nicole.
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- Nicole, it's good
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to see you again.
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Mam helped her
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get Waverly out of the garden
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in exchange for you.
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- Vampire!
- The only thing
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Wynonna detests more than demons
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- is her exes.
- Murder her.
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- Yah!
- Untie me!
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- You could just call him,
- you know.
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- Really trying for high noon,
- Haught?
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- Isn't that what you say
- after a night of drinking?
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"Hi, noon."
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- Oh...
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- Only I make fun
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of my drinking.
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- Gonna use your
- fiancée's nunchuks?
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- My fists are my nunchuks.
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- Oh yeah?
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Oh, you dirty bitch!
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- Eighteen months to practice,
- all you got is older.
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Oh, no!
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- Hey! Only I sweep her
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off her feet.
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- Ugh... Really with
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the schmoop right now?
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I don't know who to cheer for.
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- Cheer for fitness.
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- Wrong!
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Cheer for me,
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- 'cause I got
- Hunt for Red Haughtober
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Off the homestead
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and into her place of work.
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- The only work I'm doing
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is punching in at the...
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punching your face factory.
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- Hmm. You sure?
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Cop shop's just
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right over there!
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Across the hall.
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- Yeah! Why not just...
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boop on over there
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real quick. No?
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- Hmm?
- You know, just for fun!
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- Et tu, Earps?
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- You lured me here
- under false pretenses.
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Nicole.
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Purgatory needs a sheriff,
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and it's gotta be you.
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- Everyone in town is saying so,
- right?
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- Well, that's really,
- really gratifying
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- 'cause they didn't vote for me
- so they don't get me.
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- Didn't you once say,
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- "Everything good I have
- in my life is because
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- I came back to
- the Ghost River Triangle"?
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- Didn't you once say,
- "Eat a dick"
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To a bunch of vampires?
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- I should have said,
- "suck a dick."
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- Look, if this is guilt over
- what happened with Doc...
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- Whoa, wow, would you look
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at the time.
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- It's whatever o'clock,
- and I have a wedding to plan.
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See you at trivia tonight.
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Wow.
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That parent trap
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would have made Lohan puke.
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We barely even got a nibble.
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- And there's still a lineup
- of people
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In the sheriff's office.
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- I was also not voted for.
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- Come on.
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It's not like BBD's given you
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an assignment this week.
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The town's nice and quiet.
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Oh!
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Holy shit!
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The Earp heir is gonna
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hate this.
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She's gonna kill us.
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She's gonna kill me!
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Oh, noo!
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♪ Cause I gave you
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all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't
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no way to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
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to take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil
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to take you back ♪
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- Hands off!
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Only active-duty police drink
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for free at my Shorty's.
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- Well, I'm sheriff emeritus.
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- Sheriff avoidus, more like it.
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- Help me set up
- for trivia night.
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- Okay, fine, but no more
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sheriff talk.
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Everybody keeps asking me.
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- Well, you were the best...
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since yours truly.
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- I filled out the slacks
- a little better.
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- Know what I would like
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to talk about?
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Hints for tonight's trivia.
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- What local deputy had
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the highest clearance rate
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in the Ghost River Triangle
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of the past ten years?
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- It's just not for me anymore.
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- You know, that sounds like
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- a fancy way of saying
- you're butthurt.
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- Why would I be butthurt?
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- Wait, what have you heard?
- Nothing.
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Why, did you do something?
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- I'm too busy, okay?
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I've got Rachel.
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She's a full-time job.
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- And yet you're in the dark
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about what she did
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at her part-time job.
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- Oh no. Where'd she puke?
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- It's her invisible monster
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boyfriend downstairs.
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- Damn it.
- She let him out.
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- Ugh! Don't tell me,
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community watch clocked someone
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mowing their lawn in the buff.
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What's up?
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This life or death, Gil?
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- Every pharmacy is out
- of moisturizer.
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- Trag'.
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Also, come on, man.
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- Where's Sheriff Clayborn?
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- Uh...
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- Wintering on a kibbutz.
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Let's see,
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any of these complaints not read
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like a Yelp review?
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"My neighbour put Guy Fieri ass
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flames on his car?"
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Who cares?!
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Oh, this one's legit.
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If I ask for shredded lettuce,
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- you better believe
- I don't want full leaf.
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- Look. These people are under
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a lot of stress.
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Supply runs have halted.
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Cupboards are bare.
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- Not to mention everything else
- that happens around here.
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- Exactly.
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So much happens here,
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so relax!
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Go outside.
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It's above zero out there!
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'Cause right now,
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things are fine.
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We offed Pumpkin-head.
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Amon's disappeared
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into the ether, we're good.
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- Ah yeah!
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You brought the lattes!
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Oh...
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Sorry.
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No, this, this isn't mine.
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- Not your... cherry pie that
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you spilled all over your apron?
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- Not my cherry pie.
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But a cherry pie,
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which we need to investigate
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because whoever's making these
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cherry pies is still out there
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and they might, uh...
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bake again.
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- Nice.
- You are terrible at codes.
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- Damn.
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- Go jerk off about it, Gil.
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So where is this...
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...murdered pie?
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- Didn't there used to be
- a morgue?
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- Oh yeah!
- Yeah, the rats took it over.
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- Ah, good for them.
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Who's the stiff?
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- Ricky Brock.
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- What a tragedy.
- Left a wife and little kids?
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- No. A real loner,
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and, by all accounts,
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a real jerk, but...
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- he won Shorty's Trivia
- last week.
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- Oh, my god!
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Is that tragic?
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- No, I mean, uh...
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he was part of the community.
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- Well, our community, not yours,
- obviously, 'cause you lost.
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- I know I was eliminated,
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but how was I supposed to know
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- Tobey Maguire isn't
- Spider-Man anymore?
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- We all know.
- Well, on the bright side,
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At least it means that
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- Ricky won't be at tonight's
- Trivia finals!
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- True!
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- I am so sorry.
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That is not a bright side.
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- No.
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- Y'all brainiacs really got
- your priorities out of whack.
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Before I got knocked out,
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- I was obsessed
- with trivia night too.
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- That aside, look at this.
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- Whoa!
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- Okay, my turn to react
- inappropriately,
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- But we're all seeing
- the vampire bite marks, right?
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Yeah.
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- If Mr. "I Don't Shoot
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People in the Back"
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still bites people in the neck,
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I guess I'm not so bad anymore.
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And even if I am, so is he.
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- You don't need an excuse
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to go talk to Doc.
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- I don't want to talk to him.
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I need to talk - to him
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About the... poor...
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- Doc couldn't have done this,
- right?
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- No.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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- It's a yes from me, dawg.
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- So we decoupled the caboose,
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but then my boys and I,
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we realized that the greenbacks,
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they're in another car...
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- I have great stories too.
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Mostly about killing demons.
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With this gun.
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It's okay,
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you are safe.
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- You wanna tell everyone
- you're not here to kill them?
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- Not everyone.
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Doc, I uh,
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need a private interrogation
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with your moustache.
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Hey.
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It's okay. I get it.
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You're a vamp.
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You got the hungs,
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that guy was num-nums.
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Welcome back
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to the moral low ground.
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- There's a great mattress
- down here
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We could absolutely demolish.
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- What you're implying...
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is faulty.
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I have devised a morally sound
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way to satisfy my needs.
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- Morally sound?
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Um. You're chilling
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at a demon bar.
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- They may be demons,
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but even they would never...
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- Oh, shoot someone in the back?
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Well, how about the front?
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You alright, Doc?
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- He's fine.
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Hey. Weirdest thing...
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Some demon with fangs
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killed a human.
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Any of you have any idea
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who did it?
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- No one here has information
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for you.
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- But I will keep my ear
- to the ground.
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00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:54,995
- From now, on I suggest
279
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you do not just pop into
280
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,025
The Glory Hole.
281
00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:01,071
- Well, isn't that the point
282
00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:03,139
of a glory hole?
283
00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,310
Since when do you have minions?
284
00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,255
- Goddamn law enforcement.
285
00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:19,746
- The gun does tend
286
00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,259
to go to their head.
287
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,186
- Hey Lil' Mama.
288
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,000
What's... shakin'?
289
00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:33,017
- Right, okay.
290
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,047
- Any idea why I might've
- called you here?
291
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,145
- You so want me to be gay,
- don't you?
292
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,097
- Well, we would support you
293
00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,056
and buy you the right albums,
294
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,005
but...
295
00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,080
nice deflection. Billy.
296
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,169
What happened?
297
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:50,086
- You were there.
298
00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,139
Typical teen stuff.
299
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:55,026
- We should have told you
300
00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,046
he was in the basement.
301
00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,016
- The Clantons turned him
- into that thing.
302
00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,255
And you said we'd fix him.
303
00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,289
- And from now on,
304
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,995
- we're gonna talk more openly
- about our problems.
305
00:11:03,019 --> 00:11:05,035
- Like Chicken-kicker?
306
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:06,107
- Rachel. You promised!
307
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,186
- I'm sorry!
308
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,177
- Rachel. You swore!
- Nicole, I'm sorry!
309
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,132
- You do not speak about that,
310
00:11:11,156 --> 00:11:13,086
ever. Ever, Rachel!
311
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,117
- I'm just...
312
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,155
I'm just worked up.
313
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,091
Okay, my never-BF turned into
314
00:11:17,115 --> 00:11:19,049
an invisible monster.
315
00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:22,612
For what it's worth, he seemed
316
00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,206
really weak when I let him out.
317
00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,250
Not a threat at all.
318
00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:29,129
But I'm still sorry.
319
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,169
- Hey.
320
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:38,289
What are we listening to?
321
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,076
- A podcast about Gaga.
322
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,136
- What?
- You sure you're not even bi?
323
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:45,727
- You know,
324
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:47,196
he'd forgive you too. Doc.
325
00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,279
If you just told him why.
326
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,059
- Hey.
327
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,066
Do not start.
328
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,067
- I know my heels
- aren't touching the ground.
329
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,067
- I was gonna mention
- the two stiffs.
330
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,096
- Oh. Yeah.
331
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,122
It was on me to drag
332
00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:07,155
in the second body.
333
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,136
- I hurt my back.
- Oh...
334
00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:11,117
- Number two here is
335
00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:13,110
trivia nights' latest winner.
336
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,005
- Niles!
337
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,289
The butcher? Ugh!
338
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,226
He knew all the capital cities.
339
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,056
- He even got Dodoma!
340
00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:24,006
- We should focus
341
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,015
on other things.
342
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:27,156
- Yeah.
- Like, how did this happen?
343
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,289
Did Doc?
344
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,097
- That's what I thought
345
00:12:30,121 --> 00:12:31,226
at first, but...
346
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,120
look at this.
347
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,096
- Bite marks.
348
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,059
- Well, actually...
349
00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:39,167
- Those are too far apart
350
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,235
to be teeth.
351
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,626
- That means our beautiful
352
00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:43,025
cowboy is in the clear, but...
353
00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:45,217
- Hey, what is going on
- with him and Wynonna anyway?
354
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,217
Doc thinks that...
355
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,642
Since Wynonna shot Holt,
356
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,066
she's off the chain.
357
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,169
- Is she?
358
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,090
- Huh.
359
00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:59,129
Does this seem light to you?
360
00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,110
- Yeah. Kinda.
361
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:10,159
Whoa! Waverly!
362
00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:13,236
- There's nothing obstructing it.
- It's empty!
363
00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:14,289
Whoa.
364
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,125
- No brains.
365
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:18,009
- Try number one!
366
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:22,026
- Weirdly satisfying.
367
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,035
- Yeah!
368
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:24,536
- So what, it's a brain-stealing
369
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,059
demon?
370
00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:27,647
Why would they want
371
00:13:27,671 --> 00:13:29,056
human brains?
372
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,607
- I don't know, as a souvenir,
373
00:13:30,631 --> 00:13:32,166
or a trophy?
374
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:35,039
Or something worse.
375
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,056
- Mmm,
376
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,612
I can feel
377
00:13:42,636 --> 00:13:44,176
the facts and numbers.
378
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,255
Mmm...
379
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:49,015
- That the last brain, then?
380
00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:50,985
- Not by a shot long.
381
00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,149
- Long shot.
382
00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:55,245
- Is that the thing?
383
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,255
Not by a long shot.
384
00:13:57,279 --> 00:14:00,135
We're gonna need more brains.
385
00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,059
A lot more brains.
386
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,005
It's okay, I'm okay.
387
00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:12,552
Don't worry. Don't worry.
388
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:17,049
- Yeah, I wasn't.
389
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,607
Tell me about
390
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,005
my least favourite murderer.
391
00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:27,066
Okay, well,
392
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:28,135
the unsub is a male,
393
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,279
mid-thirties, early forties.
394
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,265
Strong, because
395
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:31,756
the victims don't have
396
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,255
many defence wounds.
397
00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:34,657
He seems to have incapacitated
398
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:36,080
them easily.
399
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,245
- We're sure it's not
- a sexy vampire?
400
00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:39,636
- Can confirm.
401
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,035
- Right.
402
00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:42,255
- The thing is,
- the murders aren't the goal.
403
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:43,646
The brains are actually
404
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,046
what the demon's after.
405
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,186
- But...
406
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,642
the weapon that caused
407
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,105
these puncture marks
408
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:50,216
might be painted.
409
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,242
Yeah, there's a turquoise
410
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,289
smudging left behind,
411
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,985
which isn't very demonic.
412
00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:56,546
- Yeah, but the demon
413
00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:58,115
got the brains out
414
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,077
- without a trace
- of a wound, so...
415
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,985
- Baby girl. It's a demon.
416
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,145
What kind of human wants brains?
417
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,155
- Yeah. Thank you, Wynonna.
418
00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:07,107
Maybe a human
419
00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:09,066
with a fetish.
420
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:11,067
Or a compulsive obsession
421
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:13,076
with intelligence.
422
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,265
Like a lot of killers,
423
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,126
he's probably frustrated
424
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,995
at the way he's seen.
425
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:19,986
- In this case, with being seen
- as smart.
426
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,235
- Yeah, like you. Right now.
427
00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:22,621
- Save it for trivia,
428
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,015
downward don't.
429
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:25,061
- You save it for trivia,
430
00:15:25,085 --> 00:15:26,115
online degree.
431
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:31,155
- I am going to crush you!
432
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:33,117
- Okay. Alright, so, see,
433
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,086
see, what I think,
434
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,155
as a smart also,
435
00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,155
my hunch about this guy is, uh,
436
00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:42,025
he's a mur... derer. Okay?
437
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,011
So, so he's like a murder,
438
00:15:44,035 --> 00:15:46,005
he's a murder fan.
439
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,029
Who likes to...
440
00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:50,166
- I left my rubber ducky
- keychain
441
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,190
At the sheriff's office.
442
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,985
With a sign that says,
443
00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,047
- "If you have an emergency,
- quack it."
444
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,647
- Lemme guess. Your neighbour
445
00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:02,245
wore white after labour day.
446
00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:03,621
- No. This is serious.
447
00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:05,019
- Oh.
448
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:07,046
Then what is it?
449
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,047
- So, there's this couple,
- a guy and a girl.
450
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,066
They were fighting.
451
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,637
- Did he hit her?
452
00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:13,216
- No, but, I'm sure he has.
453
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,256
- He just kept yelling at her
- that he owned her.
454
00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:17,985
Like, "I own you, I own you!"
455
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:19,265
- And then, he threw her
- into his car.
456
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:21,156
- God, that sounds awful.
- Well, yeah, it was.
457
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,667
- Abusive relationship
458
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,190
trumps brain man. Let's go.
459
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,006
- Where was it?
- Oh well, they drove off.
460
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,066
- Did you get a plate?
- No,
461
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,572
But he had, he had flames
462
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:31,086
painted on the front of his car.
463
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,186
Like really lame.
464
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,212
- Nosy neighbours finally
465
00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:34,245
pay off.
466
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,156
- I've got the address here.
- Okay.
467
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,245
- Alright, let's go.
468
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:39,136
Hey...
469
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,115
That's not all.
470
00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:42,025
- What is it?
471
00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:43,329
- I tried to break the fight up.
472
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,125
Told the guy to cool off.
473
00:16:45,149 --> 00:16:46,186
- Did he attack you?
474
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,289
- Oh, worse.
475
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,977
While he was dragging
476
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:49,985
the girl to the car,
477
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,269
he turned to me and he said,
478
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,169
"I wish you would eat shit."
479
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,226
- Yeah, yeah that's
- weird phrasing.
480
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,279
- Yeah.
481
00:16:59,009 --> 00:17:00,169
And then I went and ate shit.
482
00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:02,269
I don't even like shit.
483
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,676
- Well, we know
484
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,106
he has a small dick.
485
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,079
- I probably dated him.
486
00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:19,235
Open up, it's the...
487
00:17:19,259 --> 00:17:20,985
- Earp Sisters!
488
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,289
- Uh, hi?
489
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,156
- Something funny?
490
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,106
- Yeah, I was...
491
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,547
thinking about something funny
492
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,995
I saw on the internet.
493
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,019
- There's a guy, said something
- funny and then...
494
00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:37,102
His friend said something
495
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:38,186
funny back to him.
496
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,099
- Yeah, I think I saw that one.
497
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:44,019
- Doug? Doug Warner?
498
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,190
- Used to be my name.
499
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:48,235
- Used to?
500
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,177
Mmm...
501
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,005
- We're coming in.
502
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,011
Your wish
503
00:17:53,035 --> 00:17:54,039
is my command.
504
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,140
Any hail today?
505
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,245
- Uh, no.
506
00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:03,146
- Hail is not ice pellets.
507
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,146
A lot of people confuse them
508
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,246
- but it's actually different
- precipitations.
509
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,076
- Just the kind of stuff
- you pick up.
510
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,059
Weather facts.
511
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:14,035
- Neat.
512
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,245
- Yeah, I got a lot of 'em.
513
00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:17,170
Don't get me started on sleet.
514
00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:19,196
- You know, sleet actually
- goes east west.
515
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,045
You know how rain is up down?
516
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:23,186
- Sleet is actually all dependent
- on the jet stream.
517
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,662
It's a big stream of wind
518
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,146
that flies through the...
519
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,672
it's just a scam perpetrated
520
00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:29,206
by the post office, actually.
521
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,039
Hey.
522
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,180
Are you doing okay?
523
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,206
- Just battling the trolls.
524
00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:38,255
- Listen.
525
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:40,289
We're here to help.
526
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,196
We can get you out.
527
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,722
- Yeah, no you can't,
528
00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,269
but... no big.
529
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:51,206
- What're you eating there?
- What kind of sandwich is that?
530
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,085
- Brain.
531
00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:54,130
Cow.
532
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,140
Girl meat sandwich.
533
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,186
All cows are girls.
534
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,692
Boy cows are bulls.
535
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,206
- I too graduated kindergarten.
536
00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:05,055
- You think I'm dumb?
537
00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,265
- I think you have
- brain on your chin.
538
00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:09,116
- I do? Did I get it?
539
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,216
I used to be dumb,
540
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,242
but I'm actually getting
541
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:12,289
a lot smarter.
542
00:19:14,009 --> 00:19:15,126
- Would you say you have a...
543
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,132
compulsive obsession
544
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,146
with intelligence?
545
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,095
- Ginny get in here!
546
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,206
- Leave her the fuck alone,
- Doug.
547
00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,216
- It's not Doug.
548
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,045
My name is Kuru!
549
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:28,597
Honestly this guy.
550
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:30,156
Ginny! Get here!
551
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,076
- Waverly!
- He's our demon killer!
552
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,006
- You, you don't have
- to do this, Ginny.
553
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,226
- 'Scuse me.
554
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,216
- Peacemaker's not glowing!
- So he's kinda just a dude!
555
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,642
Human.
556
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,075
- I am the demon Kuru.
557
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:41,996
- He's a human.
- Ginny.
558
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:45,075
- No. She's not yours, buddy.
559
00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:47,095
- Just lemme go to him.
560
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,036
- Sweetheart, it's okay.
- What?
561
00:19:53,269 --> 00:19:54,616
- You did not just
562
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,995
throw brain at me!
563
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,227
- Argh!
- I wish her to die.
564
00:19:57,259 --> 00:19:59,217
- I wish her to die.
- I wish her to die.
565
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,247
- Then come to me.
566
00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:01,289
Take my hand.
567
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,146
Ow! Watch the nails, girl. Ow!
568
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,059
- Why... Oh, come on!
569
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,025
Shit!
570
00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:13,085
- No way he jumped that fence.
571
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,206
- Hey.
572
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,672
Listen. We're gonna get you
573
00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:17,160
somewhere safe, okay?
574
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:20,076
Well, I'm gonna go wash
575
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,095
this brain off my shirt, but...
576
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,157
Wynonna will.
577
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,226
Cool...
578
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,107
Can't wait to be exactly
579
00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:28,009
back here in a couple hours.
580
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,192
Listen,
581
00:20:36,216 --> 00:20:37,255
we wanna help you.
582
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,722
I've seen this before,
583
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:40,196
you're the victim.
584
00:20:41,269 --> 00:20:42,646
Can you just put
585
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,055
the phone down a sec?
586
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,127
- Nah, I'm good.
587
00:20:45,151 --> 00:20:46,220
- Okay. I get it.
588
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,150
I get it. I look like a cop.
589
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,245
Well, I'm not.
590
00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:55,217
I've spent several New Year's
591
00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:57,196
Eveses in drunk tanks.
592
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,265
You're safe with me.
593
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,095
Oh shit.
594
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,206
- That's the gun that kills us!
- You're her?
595
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,152
- Damn right. Hands up.
596
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,106
- Girl, it's chill.
597
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,592
Okay, I'm chill.
598
00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:10,085
- It's you.
599
00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:11,055
You did it, didn't you?
600
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:12,566
- Yes, but it's not me,
601
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,099
it's his wishes!
602
00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:16,079
- Wishes?
603
00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,265
- I'm a genie.
604
00:21:18,289 --> 00:21:21,136
Kuru's wish is my command.
605
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,572
And his wishes
606
00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,029
are fucking nuts.
607
00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:30,245
- Okay. A genie?
608
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:32,236
- Did Doug find
- a lamp or something?
609
00:21:32,269 --> 00:21:33,707
- One flamboyant genie
610
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:35,176
lives in a lamp,
611
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,202
now suddenly we all live
612
00:21:36,226 --> 00:21:37,235
in lamps. Ugh.
613
00:21:37,259 --> 00:21:39,126
- Well, what about a trophy?
614
00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:41,025
We dusted a Marzaniok once.
615
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,106
- That's cute.
616
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,166
No, I just needed a new master.
617
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,226
- Master? Honey, no.
618
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,112
- Doug bumped into me
619
00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:50,005
at the bar, and that was it.
620
00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:52,045
That's how it works.
621
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,206
And now he calls the shots.
622
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,216
- Not so fast.
623
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,187
- Show her what you got.
- Oh, yeah.
624
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,156
Your nails.
625
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,097
Same colour as the wounds
626
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,045
found on the murder victims.
627
00:22:04,069 --> 00:22:05,216
- Your nails poison them.
- Yeah.
628
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,117
- But only cause
- he wished them to.
629
00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,255
- Why does he want you
- to kill them?
630
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:10,147
- He wants to be the smartest
- guy in town
631
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,196
- So he makes me kill
- all the smartest people in town.
632
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,162
I mean, usually keepers...
633
00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:16,136
- Keepers?
634
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,995
You need to stop.
635
00:22:18,019 --> 00:22:19,206
- Okay, well, usually
- they're all like,
636
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:21,617
"I want guns for hands," or like
637
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,035
a laser dick, but not Doug.
638
00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,196
- Why doesn't he just wish to be
- the smartest guy in town?
639
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,255
- Because he's not smart.
640
00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:29,687
Okay, look.
641
00:22:29,711 --> 00:22:31,126
He's already killed twice.
642
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,265
- Three wishes.
- That's all you get.
643
00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:34,217
- Dude wished
- for infinite wishes.
644
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,066
- Isn't that against
- genie rules?
645
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:37,727
- No.
646
00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,196
And don't be superstitious.
647
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,289
Look. He has infinite wishes,
648
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,982
so no matter what
649
00:22:43,006 --> 00:22:43,995
we talk about here,
650
00:22:44,019 --> 00:22:45,041
I'm still bound to keep
651
00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:46,095
makin' them all come true.
652
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,235
- Except... you won't.
653
00:22:49,259 --> 00:22:51,045
Because...
654
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,641
when you say he bumped into you
655
00:22:52,665 --> 00:22:54,245
at the bar and became your...
656
00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:56,126
- Lord?
657
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,046
- Yeah. None of the words
- you're using
658
00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:00,140
Are working for me, okay?
659
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,016
- You meant literally
- bumped into you.
660
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,166
- 'Cause when you were
- at the house,
661
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,216
- You kept reaching
- for each other.
662
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,136
He needs to be touching you
663
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,065
for his wish to come true.
664
00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:10,170
- Pretty much.
665
00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:12,059
Okay, totally much.
666
00:23:13,099 --> 00:23:14,207
- Nice.
- Thanks.
667
00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:17,005
And I'm not leaving your side.
668
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,506
- Okay, well, I hope it works,
669
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,015
but he is my...
670
00:23:20,039 --> 00:23:21,506
- Don't say it!
671
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,005
- He's mine, I'm his. Forever.
672
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:25,137
- Did he wish to be immortal?
- No. I can't do that.
673
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,182
Or bring back people
674
00:23:26,206 --> 00:23:27,226
from the dead.
675
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,166
- Can you at least pretend
- you watched Aladdin?
676
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,216
I'm stuck with brain-eater
677
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,597
Till he croaks.
678
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:33,985
- Uh. Which reminds me,
679
00:23:34,009 --> 00:23:35,649
- Wynonna, I need
- to show you something.
680
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:41,077
- Okay. Solid convo, but can
681
00:23:41,101 --> 00:23:43,180
I get my phone back now?
682
00:23:45,109 --> 00:23:46,536
I need to see if my tweet's
683
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,009
doing numbers.
684
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,986
- Are you gonna make me watch
- Aladdin?
685
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:53,176
- I-I was researching obscure
- diseases for trivia night
686
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,289
When I came across "Kuru,"
687
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,176
- the name that Doug
- wants to be called.
688
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,187
It's a condition
689
00:23:57,211 --> 00:23:58,206
that some cannibals get
690
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,186
when they eat human brains.
691
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:00,702
- Like Mad Cow Disease?
692
00:24:00,726 --> 00:24:02,226
- Yes, exactly.
693
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,647
I think that Doug
694
00:24:03,671 --> 00:24:05,075
ate human brain,
695
00:24:05,099 --> 00:24:06,146
got sick, googled it,
696
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:07,572
and started calling himself
697
00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:09,005
by the name of that sickness.
698
00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:11,217
- Okay. Well, he's not exactly
- the best of us.
699
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,136
- Which is why I'm not leaving
- here till he's caught.
700
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,076
- Yes! Great idea.
- You stay here.
701
00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:16,142
I go to trivia night.
702
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,206
- No, Jeremy!
703
00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:18,265
We need to find a killer.
704
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,147
- There will be other
- trivia nights.
705
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:21,652
- No, no, no! Tonight is
706
00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:23,170
the finals! It's critical.
707
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,039
- Jeremy.
708
00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:29,136
It's your beautiful brain.
709
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,220
- What?
710
00:24:31,089 --> 00:24:33,049
- Trivia night!
711
00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:35,112
Ginny said he wants to find
712
00:24:35,136 --> 00:24:36,226
the smartest people
713
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,647
so he can
714
00:24:37,671 --> 00:24:39,075
eat their brains!
715
00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:40,146
Your brain!
716
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:41,996
- That's nuts.
- It is,
717
00:24:42,029 --> 00:24:43,046
Because random trivia's
718
00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,095
obviously not
719
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,235
- an accurate way to judge
- intelligence
720
00:24:45,259 --> 00:24:46,995
Otherwise I'd still be in it.
721
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,167
- Well...
- 100% coo-coo for Kuru Puffs!
722
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,692
- Okay, okay. So that is why
723
00:24:50,716 --> 00:24:52,216
we're all so obsessed.
724
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,147
- Yes. And why I'm not.
- Anymore.
725
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:56,096
- It has nothing to do
- with you losing?
726
00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:58,216
- No. It's the wish.
727
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,602
- Okay. Yeah, no.
728
00:24:59,626 --> 00:25:00,995
That-that makes sense
729
00:25:01,019 --> 00:25:02,487
in a that-makes-no-sense
730
00:25:02,511 --> 00:25:03,985
kinda way.
731
00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:05,087
Great, okay, if you are
732
00:25:05,111 --> 00:25:06,196
good to guard the genie,
733
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,697
then me, Waverly, Nicole and Doc
734
00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:09,206
can go to trivia night
735
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:11,076
- and take Kuru-Doug down.
- Cool.
736
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,136
It shouldn't be hard.
737
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,146
- Without his genie he'll just be
- a normal numpty. Okay.
738
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,572
I'm gonna call Waverly
739
00:25:15,596 --> 00:25:17,005
and tell her the plan.
740
00:25:17,029 --> 00:25:18,005
You call Doc.
741
00:25:18,029 --> 00:25:19,146
- Okay.
742
00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:20,245
- Okay, so it's a wish.
743
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,702
And the guy will be at trivia
744
00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:23,180
and then we'll do a takedown?
745
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,045
- The way you say "takedown"...
746
00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:27,556
I can feel your sheriff
747
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,075
senses tingling.
748
00:25:29,099 --> 00:25:30,546
You loved your job.
749
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,025
- Well, now I love trivia.
750
00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,055
And you.
751
00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:34,230
In that order.
752
00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:37,985
God, what an awful wish!
753
00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,216
- Don't change the subject.
754
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,637
- Hey, maybe you should try
755
00:25:40,661 --> 00:25:42,065
club soda on your...
756
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,166
- Hey.
757
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,166
- I'd lost everything.
758
00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:53,000
The woman I love, my friends.
759
00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:56,085
Then I lost the election.
760
00:25:56,109 --> 00:25:57,210
To Holt.
761
00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,207
It was the last straw,
762
00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:02,196
so I did something.
763
00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:04,289
- Is this a froggy thing again?
764
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,567
- Now everybody
765
00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:09,039
in Purgatory hates me.
766
00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:11,045
- So?
767
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,641
Everyone hates Wynonna,
768
00:26:12,665 --> 00:26:14,259
and she still Wynonnas.
769
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,207
I'm sure it's fine.
770
00:26:16,231 --> 00:26:17,259
- It's not.
771
00:26:19,289 --> 00:26:21,009
- Look.
772
00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,259
Brain stain aside,
773
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,099
we're so close to being happy.
774
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:29,536
I never want you to blunt
775
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,049
your ambition.
776
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,597
It's one of the things
777
00:26:34,621 --> 00:26:36,230
that makes you... you.
778
00:26:39,049 --> 00:26:41,015
I got you back.
779
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:42,250
That's my happy.
780
00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:54,259
- He's gonna come get me.
781
00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:57,136
- Maybe you should just relax.
782
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,095
- Genies don't relax.
783
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,255
- Okay? I'd have to have my own
- needs and desires for that,
784
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:03,146
Rather than just
785
00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:05,045
fulfill wishes.
786
00:27:05,069 --> 00:27:06,206
- You killed people.
787
00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:08,095
- Doug killed people.
788
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:09,176
I did my job.
789
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,265
- Right.
790
00:27:10,289 --> 00:27:12,136
Genies don't kill people.
791
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,015
People with genies kill people.
792
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,015
- Facts.
793
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:16,046
- Well, maybe don't pick
794
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,099
an asshole next time.
795
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,167
You saying I have
796
00:27:21,191 --> 00:27:22,220
bad taste in men?
797
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,137
I get the bad boy thing.
798
00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,025
- Doug?
799
00:27:28,049 --> 00:27:29,531
Ew. No, he's just my...
800
00:27:29,555 --> 00:27:31,045
- Bah!
801
00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:32,526
Uh... he's my
802
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,015
"wish-getting guy."
803
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:35,511
- Thank you.
804
00:27:35,535 --> 00:27:37,029
- It's not romantic.
805
00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:40,617
Even when they are cute,
806
00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:43,156
they're all Kuru in the end.
807
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,039
- I'd retweet that.
808
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,186
What's the capital
- of Tanzania?
809
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,099
Ah! Dodoma!
810
00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,147
- I could help with those
- butterflies
811
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:55,577
If you just told me.
812
00:27:55,601 --> 00:27:57,005
- Never.
813
00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,506
Oh, my God, why am I here,
814
00:27:58,530 --> 00:28:00,015
why am I here?
815
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:01,095
Why am I...
816
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,571
- You're here because
817
00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:04,055
we want to decide
818
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:05,122
who has Purgatory's
819
00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:06,196
tastiest brain.
820
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,289
- Right, yeah.
821
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,055
- And so does the killer.
822
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:11,046
And when he comes,
823
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:13,059
we'll take him down.
824
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,102
- Wow. Chicken-kicker
825
00:28:16,126 --> 00:28:18,015
shows her face.
826
00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:19,199
- What did you just call her?
827
00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:28,240
- Alright, settle down.
828
00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,216
- Come on.
829
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,107
- Start your brain engines,
- folks.
830
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,126
Take your seats.
831
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,216
- Nope. I am taking no seats.
832
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,226
- Nicole! Wait!
833
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,602
I mean... I can't go with you,
834
00:28:38,626 --> 00:28:41,000
but I love you!
835
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,176
- Ow!
836
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,126
Argh! Great. Kuru's wish
837
00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:51,617
means I literally
838
00:28:51,641 --> 00:28:53,116
can't leave trivia night.
839
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,069
You've got to be kidding me.
840
00:28:58,019 --> 00:28:59,539
- At least there's no Reaper
- anymore.
841
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,176
Alright folks!
842
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,692
Now, seeing as how
843
00:29:02,716 --> 00:29:04,216
this is sudden death,
844
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,117
- you buzz in with
- one wrong answer
845
00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:07,147
And that's all she wrote
846
00:29:07,171 --> 00:29:08,176
for you, you're done.
847
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,166
You dig?
848
00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:12,085
Finalists?
849
00:29:12,109 --> 00:29:13,985
- You made it to the end?
850
00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:16,026
- Oh, I don't sleep, Earp.
- Okay, remember guys,
851
00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,186
- We're here
- to catch a killer.
852
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:18,632
- After I best you
853
00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:20,085
at Pop Culture 101.
854
00:29:20,109 --> 00:29:21,235
- As if, Oldie Hawn.
855
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,186
Also, I love you.
856
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:25,156
Question number one.
857
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,005
This famous songstress
858
00:29:27,029 --> 00:29:29,065
is the youngest of 14 siblings.
859
00:29:30,146 --> 00:29:31,186
Celine!
860
00:29:32,289 --> 00:29:34,076
- Looks like a fun night
- ahead of us.
861
00:29:34,109 --> 00:29:35,977
- That one's a draw.
- Question number two.
862
00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:37,127
Turkmenistan!
863
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,236
Für Elise!
864
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:41,995
- Kristy Yamaguchi!
865
00:29:42,019 --> 00:29:44,035
- Correct. Next question.
866
00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:45,995
- Ah! The archangel Gabriel.
867
00:29:46,019 --> 00:29:47,226
- Gah! That should've been mine!
868
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,182
I'm the... one who read
869
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,146
Paradise Lost.
870
00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,290
- Next question.
- Dunkeroos!
871
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,146
- Quaaludes!
872
00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,196
- Armie Hammer.
873
00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:56,196
- Correct.
874
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,245
- Ooh! The planet Ork!
875
00:29:57,269 --> 00:29:59,235
- The Republic of Djibouti!
876
00:29:59,259 --> 00:30:01,172
- Justin, Joey, Chris,
877
00:30:01,196 --> 00:30:03,116
JC and Lance.
878
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:06,995
Correct.
879
00:30:07,019 --> 00:30:08,137
- Boron!
- No!
880
00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:10,045
I'm the science guy!
881
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,245
- Jack Ruby.
882
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,255
Oswald, he was a patsy.
883
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,279
- You are correct.
884
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:17,137
Correct.
885
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,096
Correct.
886
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:19,065
Correct.
887
00:30:19,089 --> 00:30:20,095
Correct.
888
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,236
- Correct.
- Yes!
889
00:30:23,059 --> 00:30:25,026
- Okay, here's one
- for the cowboys.
890
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,051
Now known as
891
00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:27,075
the "dead man's hand,"
892
00:30:27,099 --> 00:30:28,551
what combination of cards
893
00:30:28,575 --> 00:30:30,035
was Wild Bill Hickock holding
894
00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:32,026
- when he was shot in the back?
- Ugh!
895
00:30:32,059 --> 00:30:34,026
Mr. Holliday.
896
00:30:34,059 --> 00:30:35,036
- William had himself
897
00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:36,045
a deuce and a seven,
898
00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:37,146
which is a death
899
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,255
unto itself.
900
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:40,199
- Dead man's hand is a pair
- of aces and eights.
901
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:41,627
- Uh, yeah, that is not
902
00:30:41,651 --> 00:30:43,055
what he had.
903
00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:44,122
I was there.
904
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,045
- Did he just say he was there?
905
00:30:47,069 --> 00:30:48,551
- Yeah, wow, you really need
906
00:30:48,575 --> 00:30:50,079
another mint, Bradley.
907
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,995
- Sorry Doc, but you're out.
908
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,245
- This is an outrage,
909
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,197
- I must remain in this battle
- and prove that
910
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,642
It is I that has
911
00:30:57,666 --> 00:30:59,099
the ideal brain.
912
00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:02,065
Wait. Why is it still just us?
913
00:31:02,089 --> 00:31:03,849
- Where is the man
- that calls himself Kuru?
914
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,126
- Boo! Down in front!
915
00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:08,016
- Boo!
- Move it along.
916
00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:09,065
- You're still my favourite,
- boo.
917
00:31:09,089 --> 00:31:11,046
- Okay, wait. So, now,
918
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,035
he's the vampire demon leader?
919
00:31:13,059 --> 00:31:15,075
- I know, it's messed up.
920
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,742
- Well, I can tell you,
921
00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:19,289
love messed up.
922
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,255
At least I know my keeper.
923
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,687
- Hey. Stop saying that word!
924
00:31:22,711 --> 00:31:24,126
- Why?
925
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,066
- Because it's got
- horrible connotations.
926
00:31:26,099 --> 00:31:27,592
- That's the reality
927
00:31:27,616 --> 00:31:29,116
for some of us.
928
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,985
Both of us.
929
00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:31,986
- I still have the gun
930
00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:32,995
that can kill you.
931
00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:34,531
- Or does it have you, honey?
932
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:41,122
Okay, please. Can I just quickly
933
00:31:41,146 --> 00:31:44,176
just peek at my notifications?
934
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,166
Please?
935
00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,055
Please.
936
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,035
- Just don't text Doug.
937
00:31:50,059 --> 00:31:51,226
Ghost him till he dies.
938
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,079
- I'm worse than a ghost.
939
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:54,592
- Ugh.
940
00:31:56,009 --> 00:31:57,547
Ugh... he wished he could
941
00:31:57,571 --> 00:31:59,116
walk through walls.
942
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,167
- I wish Wynonna would open
- the cell.
943
00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,369
- Why aren't you
- at trivia night?
944
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,682
- Back at the house,
945
00:32:13,706 --> 00:32:15,156
I realized...
946
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:17,009
street brains.
947
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,210
- You mean street smarts?
948
00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:24,056
- Street brains
949
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,069
are brains that I want too.
950
00:32:27,059 --> 00:32:30,230
That's what you have. So, you.
951
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,045
- Ugh.
952
00:32:34,069 --> 00:32:35,122
- I wish for her to say
953
00:32:35,146 --> 00:32:36,220
bye-bye to her brain.
954
00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,119
- Bye-bye, brain.
955
00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:48,196
- Which means he's heading
- for his genie,
956
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,196
Putting Wynonna in danger.
957
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,227
- Yes, okay, yeah, you're right.
- You're right!
958
00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:53,179
- Yeah. We have to help her.
- Alright,
959
00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,197
- We've done the final
- calculations,
960
00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:55,510
And it turns out it's a dead tie
961
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,572
between Waverly Earp
962
00:32:57,596 --> 00:32:59,176
and Jeremy Chetri.
963
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,255
- Come on up here for
- a sudden-death playoff round.
964
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,682
I am
965
00:33:02,706 --> 00:33:04,116
so sorry, Doc, I can't help it!
966
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,216
- Neither can I.
967
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,667
- If I have to do this alone
968
00:33:06,691 --> 00:33:08,126
then I will!
969
00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:09,136
- One question at a time,
970
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,977
- five seconds to answer.
- Okay.
971
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:15,617
- Dammit.
972
00:33:15,641 --> 00:33:17,136
I simply cannot miss trivia.
973
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,632
Literally. We cannot waste
974
00:33:18,656 --> 00:33:20,136
another moment.
975
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,986
- One of you must lose,
- and posthaste.
976
00:33:22,019 --> 00:33:23,597
- Well, she's your sister!
977
00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:25,206
- Uh! You're found family!
978
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,156
You chose her. You lose.
979
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,265
- Snap out of it!
980
00:33:28,289 --> 00:33:30,180
We can't!
981
00:33:31,099 --> 00:33:33,059
- If we have no other choice.
982
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,026
- I wish she would lie
- on the gurney.
983
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:44,006
I guess I know
984
00:33:44,030 --> 00:33:45,025
what's next.
985
00:33:45,049 --> 00:33:47,097
- What's that?
986
00:33:47,121 --> 00:33:49,190
- You get me to finish the job.
987
00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:51,269
Mm-hmm.
988
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,250
- Fine!
989
00:33:57,099 --> 00:33:58,076
I wish for a knife.
990
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,085
Doug.
991
00:33:59,109 --> 00:34:00,216
- Kuru!
992
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,190
I am the demon Kuru.
993
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,216
I will be removing this brain...
994
00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:08,265
...myself.
995
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:12,147
- Doc! Hey, what's going
996
00:34:12,171 --> 00:34:13,155
on up there?
997
00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:15,196
- Jeremy and Waverly
- are caught in a stalemate.
998
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:16,237
And I believe Wynonna
999
00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:17,289
to be in grave danger.
1000
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,155
- So I take it you're stuck
- here too?
1001
00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:20,582
- Well, I suppose we all are
1002
00:34:20,606 --> 00:34:22,015
until trivia ends,
1003
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:23,082
when one of them
1004
00:34:23,106 --> 00:34:24,155
answers incorrectly.
1005
00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:25,289
- Or doesn't answer at all.
1006
00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,099
We'll need a distraction.
1007
00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:34,090
We need Chicken-kicker.
1008
00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,986
- Okay. Next question.
1009
00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,216
- According to Greek mythology...
- Hey. Phone. Now.
1010
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:41,247
- Oh, please don't check
1011
00:34:41,271 --> 00:34:42,289
my browser history.
1012
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,032
- Okay, we'll talk
1013
00:34:44,056 --> 00:34:45,095
about that later.
1014
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:46,152
Rachel, I need the video.
1015
00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:47,215
- What video?
1016
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,095
- The video. Chicken-kicker.
1017
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,036
- I deleted it.
- I respect the ban.
1018
00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:54,230
- No one in their right mind
- would delete that video.
1019
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:58,027
- It's in a folder marked
- "Tax Stuff."
1020
00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,265
- Clever girl.
1021
00:35:00,289 --> 00:35:02,151
Okay, I just need to find
1022
00:35:02,175 --> 00:35:04,046
the Bluetooth.
1023
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,115
Waverly Earp.
1024
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:07,187
A tribe in Papua New Guinea
1025
00:35:07,211 --> 00:35:09,265
is affected by this condition
1026
00:35:09,289 --> 00:35:10,711
when eating brain.
1027
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:12,166
- Oh!
1028
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:14,269
- Goodbye, self-respect.
1029
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,015
Hello.
1030
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:19,012
You losers didn't vote for me
1031
00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:21,015
for Sheriff,
1032
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:21,986
but I stayed!
1033
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:23,502
I'm the one
1034
00:35:23,526 --> 00:35:25,026
who stayed!
1035
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:27,052
And now you just wanna stuff
1036
00:35:27,076 --> 00:35:29,086
your dumb faces
1037
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,095
while celebrating Holt?!
1038
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:31,226
- Waverly, do you have
- an answer?
1039
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,662
- Well, fuck your votes,
1040
00:35:33,686 --> 00:35:36,106
fuck your dinner!
1041
00:35:36,130 --> 00:35:39,006
And fuck this chicken!
1042
00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,195
Your chance to win
- the tournament.
1043
00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:44,166
- Kuru!
1044
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:45,289
Kuru!
1045
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,289
Yes! Jeremy Chetri,
1046
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,522
you have the biggest,
1047
00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:51,075
tastiest brain in Purgatory!
1048
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:52,175
- Yeah!
1049
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,995
What?
1050
00:35:59,019 --> 00:36:01,107
- I'm sorry, I'm sure
- your brain tastes terrible.
1051
00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:05,019
- Praise be.
1052
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:07,047
- Ginny! Ginny,
1053
00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:08,115
get Peacemaker! Help!
1054
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,186
- I can't do shit.
1055
00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:13,007
Help!
1056
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,256
- And I need a more
- Zen atmosphere.
1057
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,107
- I wish for her
- to stop screaming.
1058
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,240
You know, I don't feel so good.
1059
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:24,186
I wish for a bigger knife.
1060
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,087
- Sure, that's
- what's stopping you.
1061
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:28,035
- I am Kuru!
1062
00:36:28,059 --> 00:36:29,106
I am Kuru,
1063
00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:30,186
and I can be strong too.
1064
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,076
I can be st...
1065
00:36:34,219 --> 00:36:35,227
- Okay. Just come to me
1066
00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,265
and I'll take care of it.
1067
00:36:36,289 --> 00:36:38,280
- I need street brains.
1068
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:40,170
I wish...
1069
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,527
- I tried Wynonna,
1070
00:36:42,551 --> 00:36:44,000
but it is what it is.
1071
00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:49,717
- Whoa! What the hell! Ah!
1072
00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:52,986
- He's dead, Wynonna.
1073
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,022
- Were you gonna let him cut me?
1074
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,066
- Uh, I was killing time.
1075
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,987
- His cannibal brain's been
- rotting for weeks.
1076
00:36:59,019 --> 00:37:00,117
It was obv he was
1077
00:37:00,141 --> 00:37:01,260
about to kick it, so...
1078
00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:05,215
- Sup, Doc. Where ya been?
1079
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,055
- You alright?
1080
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,050
- It's all Kuru, baby.
1081
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,146
So, who had the tastiest brain?
1082
00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,039
- So this is yours?
1083
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:16,130
Hey... I'm Ginny.
1084
00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,107
- I'm good.
- Nah, seriously,
1085
00:37:28,139 --> 00:37:29,166
You should try it on.
1086
00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:30,226
- Nah.
1087
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,647
- I don't have to sit here
1088
00:37:31,671 --> 00:37:33,075
if you don't want me to.
1089
00:37:33,099 --> 00:37:34,186
- And miss my opportunity
1090
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,216
- to speak with
- the Chicken-kicker herself?
1091
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,106
Okay, well,
1092
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,215
- anything that you want to know
- on chicken kicking,
1093
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,219
I will happily oblige.
1094
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,667
But I know there's something
1095
00:37:44,691 --> 00:37:46,106
else you'd rather hear about.
1096
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,577
- You were gonna trade me
1097
00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:49,055
to the Clantons?
1098
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:50,112
- Look.
1099
00:37:50,136 --> 00:37:51,175
There's no excuse, okay?
1100
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:54,150
But... I had reasons.
1101
00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,166
It brought Waverly home to me.
1102
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,592
- I was a part of that too.
1103
00:37:57,616 --> 00:37:59,039
- I know.
1104
00:38:00,099 --> 00:38:02,219
I will be forever grateful.
1105
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,217
Doc, I'm sorry,
1106
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:06,280
but I had to be sure.
1107
00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,236
- What did they even
- want with me?
1108
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,135
- No clue.
1109
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:11,576
But I knew that whatever
1110
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,026
it was,
1111
00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:14,195
that you could handle it.
1112
00:38:14,219 --> 00:38:16,146
And if you didn't, then
1113
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:18,106
we were gonna figure it out.
1114
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,219
Together.
1115
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:21,559
- 'Cause I'd fight
- for you too, Doc.
1116
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:24,207
- I appreciate that,
1117
00:38:24,231 --> 00:38:25,260
Sheriff Haught.
1118
00:38:26,269 --> 00:38:27,681
- You know you're the only one
1119
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,126
who still calls me that, right?
1120
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:30,627
- The badge alone does not
1121
00:38:30,651 --> 00:38:32,150
give the authority.
1122
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:34,652
- Yeah. Tell that to the people
1123
00:38:34,676 --> 00:38:36,186
who saw me kick a chicken.
1124
00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:38,117
Chicken!
1125
00:38:40,079 --> 00:38:41,190
- Why don't you tell them?
1126
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,190
- Hey everybody, listen up!
1127
00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:59,260
Yeah. You getting this? Good.
1128
00:39:00,269 --> 00:39:02,159
Show of hands here:
1129
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,159
who voted for me?
1130
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,662
Well, I don't care.
1131
00:39:10,686 --> 00:39:12,095
I'm not embarrassed about it.
1132
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:13,542
We all do things
1133
00:39:13,566 --> 00:39:14,995
we regret, right?
1134
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,215
So yeah, okay.
1135
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,015
I am Chicken-kicker.
1136
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:20,187
Yeah, ya are!
1137
00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:22,076
- But I'm still gonna be
- your sheriff.
1138
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,186
'Cause I made a promise.
1139
00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:26,132
I made a promise
1140
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,086
to serve and protect
1141
00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:29,567
every single person
1142
00:39:29,591 --> 00:39:31,070
in this town.
1143
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:34,039
Even those that break the law.
1144
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,191
Or slice their grilled cheese
1145
00:39:36,215 --> 00:39:38,126
sandwich lengthwise instead
1146
00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:39,682
of diagonally, which...
1147
00:39:39,706 --> 00:39:41,245
I've never understood.
1148
00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:44,199
Or don't like me...
1149
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,179
because I'm an outsider.
1150
00:39:48,289 --> 00:39:50,099
Because I'm gay.
1151
00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,195
- I don't care that she's gay!
1152
00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:54,696
- Even those who literally
1153
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,219
ate feces.
1154
00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,037
- You eat shit one time
1155
00:39:59,061 --> 00:40:00,055
and it's...
1156
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:01,096
- It's kinda like kicking
1157
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,146
a chicken.
1158
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,170
One time.
1159
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,122
You know, folks,
1160
00:40:08,146 --> 00:40:09,289
we've all made mistakes.
1161
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,542
And it usually happens with
1162
00:40:11,566 --> 00:40:13,130
things we care about the most.
1163
00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:17,616
- We do need you,
1164
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,219
Sheriff Haught.
1165
00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:23,616
- Revote's unanimous.
1166
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,106
You're reinstated.
1167
00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:34,015
- Oh, my god.
1168
00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:35,141
I finally get
1169
00:40:35,165 --> 00:40:36,289
Wynonna's bad boy thing.
1170
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,175
Chicken-kicker is hot.
1171
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,265
- Here to be my matriarch?
1172
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,139
- No.
1173
00:41:02,289 --> 00:41:04,066
- But we got him.
1174
00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:05,092
The disease got him.
1175
00:41:05,116 --> 00:41:06,126
- Did it?
1176
00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:07,697
Or do all your... masters...
1177
00:41:07,721 --> 00:41:09,289
- Careful.
1178
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,086
- ...die like that?
1179
00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:12,602
Diseased and full of rot.
1180
00:41:12,626 --> 00:41:14,126
- Doug was sick.
1181
00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:15,995
Dude ate brain.
1182
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:17,199
- See, what I think,
1183
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,135
having a genie,
1184
00:41:20,159 --> 00:41:21,626
all that choice,
1185
00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:23,126
it makes them insane.
1186
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:25,137
And then you get to kill
1187
00:41:25,161 --> 00:41:27,155
for them. You like it.
1188
00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:28,572
- Well, I was just doing
1189
00:41:28,596 --> 00:41:29,995
what I have to do.
1190
00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:31,289
I'm the victim.
1191
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,126
You said so yourself.
1192
00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:34,562
- You may be a genie,
1193
00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:36,006
but you are still a demon.
1194
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,126
He was just some idiot.
1195
00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:39,150
And you'll find another one.
1196
00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:42,075
You're too powerful a weapon.
1197
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,632
I realized it when you got Doug
1198
00:41:43,656 --> 00:41:45,195
to wish for me to be quiet.
1199
00:41:45,219 --> 00:41:47,127
- I couldn't listen
- to you cry for help
1200
00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,245
When I couldn't help you!
1201
00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:49,612
- You gotta listen
1202
00:41:49,636 --> 00:41:50,986
to the screams.
1203
00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:52,492
You have to look the cost
1204
00:41:52,516 --> 00:41:54,006
of this in the eye
1205
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:56,110
and tell it to go fuck itself.
1206
00:42:00,099 --> 00:42:01,199
- Okay.
1207
00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:05,000
You want a new choice?
1208
00:42:09,039 --> 00:42:10,986
Have all the choices you want.
1209
00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:12,095
- I've already had a curse.
1210
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:13,175
- I can stop what's coming.
1211
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,126
- I can stop what's coming.
1212
00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:17,087
- I could make him
- love you again.
1213
00:42:22,269 --> 00:42:24,195
- Hmm.
1214
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,015
- Make Doc choke it down.
1215
00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:33,010
- I get it.
1216
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,075
I'm poison too.
1217
00:42:35,099 --> 00:42:36,566
- With a psychotic gun
1218
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,066
for a master.
1219
00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:39,146
We're the same.
1220
00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:41,130
- The difference is that...
1221
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,026
you have a way out.
1222
00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:46,026
- No, you don't have to.
1223
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,095
- Genie.
1224
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,039
You're free.
1225
00:42:55,063 --> 00:42:57,063
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