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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:03,201 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,108 - DAD, CAN YOU CALL MY PHONE? I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,308 - ABSOLUTELY. 4 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:09,779 CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF YOU GOING A DAY 5 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,447 WITHOUT TEXTING, OR TWEETING, OR... 6 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,075 LIKING THINGS. 7 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,421 CALL KATIE. 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,488 IT'S GOING TO VOICEMAIL. 9 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,257 - DESPITE THE FACT THAT DAD WAS BLIND 10 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,685 HE ALWAYS FELT IT WAS HIS JOB 11 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,390 TO KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS FOR KATIE AND ME. 12 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:28,203 - HI, SWEETIE, IT'S DAD. 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:31,096 I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU, 14 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:34,839 AND YOU MAKE ME PROUD EVERY DAY. 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,405 BUT IF YOU LOST THAT PHONE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANOTHER ONE. 16 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,065 [phone beeps] 17 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,513 [knocking on door] 18 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,408 - DAD, THAT'S ANTHONY. CAN YOU GET THAT? 19 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:45,110 - YOU BETCHA. 20 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,553 - OH! HI! 21 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,577 MR. FISHER, IT'S ANTHONY. 22 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,752 I'M YOUR BOY'S DAUGHTER. [stammers] 23 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,551 DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND ANTHONY. 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,093 - COME ON IN. KATIE'S NOT QUITE READY YET. 25 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,819 I GUESS THAT GIVES ME TIME TO GRILL YOU. 26 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,194 HAVE A SEAT. 27 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,092 SO IN THE ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN SAGA 28 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,434 OF KATIE AND ANTHONY, 29 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,159 YOU TWO ARE ON AGAIN? 30 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,534 - FULL-ON ON. 31 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,702 [laughs] 32 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,599 NOT LIKE... ON EACH OTHER ON. 33 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,601 YOU KNOW, I JUST MEANT LIKE, UH... 34 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,413 [laughs] KATIE? 35 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,205 - SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU. 36 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,707 SO YOU'RE TAKING MY DAUGHTER 37 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,408 TO THE SPRING FORMAL TOMORROW NIGHT. 38 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,650 - YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT! 39 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,246 THE BALLROOM AT THE HOTEL 40 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,178 HAS THE MOST AMAZING VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. 41 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,853 YOU CAN SEE ALL... 42 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,122 WHO CARES ABOUT VIEWS, RIGHT? 43 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,591 YOU'RE NOT MISSING MUCH. I'M SORRY, I-- 44 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,390 - IT'S OKAY, ANTHONY. I KNOW I'M BLIND. 45 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,862 - SORRY. 46 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,200 - HERE'S SOME CASH TO TAKE KATIE OUT FOR A NICE DINNER 47 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,696 BEFORE THE FORMAL. 48 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,427 - OH, NOT NECESSARY, MR. FISHER. 49 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,902 I HAVE A JOB AT YO YO FRO YO, 50 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,870 SO I GOT IT COVERED. 51 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,398 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS, 52 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:43,703 BUT I'M GUESSING THE PAY ISN'T GREAT. 53 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,374 SO...HERE YOU GO. - AH. 54 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,913 I--I FEEL LIKE THIS MIGHT BE A TEST. 55 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:51,177 - IT'S NOT. TAKE THE 50. 56 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,249 - SIR, THIS IS A HUNDRED. 57 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,846 - AND YOU PASSED THE TEST! 58 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,147 - [laughs] ALL RIGHT. 59 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,419 - AS SOON AS YOU GIVE IT BACK. 60 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,187 - YEAH. 61 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:02,363 [phone receives text] 62 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:10,229 - OH, KATIE, I JUST SAVED YOU A LONG LECTURE FROM DAD. 63 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,731 [phone receives text] 64 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:15,172 - MOM KNEW SHE COULDN'T LOOK AT THE TEXT. 65 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,809 SHE ALSO KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO LOOK AT THE TEXT. 66 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,336 - [gasps] 67 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,841 "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND ANTHONY 68 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,942 "ARE GOING TO DO IT AFTER THE FORMAL, 69 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,384 HEART, HEART, THUMBS UP." 70 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,949 [laughs] 71 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,578 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD 72 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,923 * ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE 73 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,919 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN 74 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,961 * IN THE SETTING SUN 75 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:39,956 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 76 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,960 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 77 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:48,804 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 78 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,502 - DAD DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAS HARDER-- 79 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:54,344 NAVIGATING HIS DAUGHTER'S DATING LIFE, OR HIS OWN. 80 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,912 - OH, HEY, MEL. IT'S ALLISON. 81 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,349 - HEY, ALLISON. 82 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,545 SO...WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON THERE? 83 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,547 - JUST SAVING THE EARTH ONE CAN AT A TIME. 84 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,220 - HEY, LISTEN, I'M SORRY WE HAVEN'T HAD TIME 85 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,588 FOR ANOTHER DATE. 86 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,886 - WELL, TECHNICALLY WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE FIRST DATE. 87 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:08,758 [laughs] 88 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,956 EVEN THOUGH YOU DID GET TO SECOND BASE. 89 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,658 YOU'RE CANCELLING ON ME? - WAIT! 90 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,931 OH, GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SLAM THE DOOR. 91 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:19,869 - WHICH WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE DINNER DISASTER. 92 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,967 - HOW BAD IS IT? 93 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,439 - IT'S OKAY. 94 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,383 - CHECK, PLEASE! 95 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,905 IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH 96 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,579 OF COURSE I NEVER WOULD'VE HAD YOU TRY THAT SOUP. 97 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,248 - [laughing] YEAH. 98 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,646 YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING MAYBE 99 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,877 IT JUST ISN'T IN THE CARDS FOR US. 100 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,852 - WHAT? COME ON, NO! 101 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,850 WE CAN STILL HAVE A GREAT... THIRD FIRST...DATE. 102 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,663 RIGHT? LET'S REVERSE THE CURSE, HUH? 103 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,815 HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? 104 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,463 - [laughs] TONIGHT? - YEAH. 105 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,858 - THE 13TH? FRIDAY, THE 13TH? 106 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,830 - SATURDAY IT IS. 107 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,558 WE'LL, UH, KEEP IT SIMPLE. 108 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,903 WE'LL STAY IN AND COOK SOMETHING. 109 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,998 - ARE YOU INVITING ME OVER TO COOK FOR YOU? 110 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,600 - NO! OF COURSE NOT. 111 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,272 I WILL COOK. 112 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,310 I HAPPEN TO BE QUITE THE CHEF. 113 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,906 - NEVER COOKED A THING IN HIS LIFE. 114 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,637 - OKAY. AND HERE'S HOPING THIRD TIME'S CHARM. 115 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,014 [laughing] 116 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,782 - WHILE DAD WAS HOPING FOR THE BEST... 117 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,920 [school bell rings] 118 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,275 RUNYEN AND I WERE FEARING THE WORST. 119 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,854 - I AM A DEAD MAN. 120 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,352 YOU KNOW HOW STRICT MY PARENTS ARE. 121 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,664 THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME. 122 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,485 AFTER THE TAPIOCA INCIDENT, 123 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,730 TRYING ON MY GRANDMOTHER'S WIG... 124 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,726 THIS IS MY THIRD STRIKE. 125 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,558 - AND YET NONE OF THIS OCCURRED TO YOU 126 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,673 WHILE YOU WERE FILLING BALLOONS WITH SALSA? 127 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:27,435 RUNYEN, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO THIS. 128 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:30,335 - WHY? THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER THOUGHT OF! 129 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,949 OH, NO. VICE PRINCIPAL COLLINS. 130 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,418 - OH, GOD. 131 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,887 YOU'RE BOTH IN BIG TROUBLE. 132 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,356 I'LL BE SENDING YOU HOME WITH A DETENTION SLIP 133 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:48,615 FOR YOUR PARENTS. 134 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,462 - RUNYEN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 135 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,558 IT WAS MY IDEA, HE TRIED TO TALK ME OUT OF IT. 136 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,960 - THEN YOU WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS. 137 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,962 AND GO EASY ON THE RAGTOP. 138 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,774 - WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 139 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:03,037 - MY PARENTS WILL GO A LOT EASIER ON ME. 140 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,636 - YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, HENRY. 141 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,479 - NOT THAT GOOD. 142 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:11,005 GO EASY ON THE RAGTOP. 143 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,851 - SO YOU CAN'T COOK ANYTHING? 144 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,916 YOU DON'T HAVE ONE SIGNATURE DISH? 145 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,875 - I THINK I'LL JUST GET TAKEOUT AND PUT IT ON PLATES. 146 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,624 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA FLY. 147 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,119 "THIRD TIME'S A CHARM"? 148 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,760 MEL, THAT'S HER COLORFUL WAY OF SAYING, 149 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,855 "THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT." 150 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:25,386 WHICH IS MY COLORFUL WAY OF SAYING, "DON'T SCREW UP." 151 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,833 - YEAH, I GET IT. 152 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,597 - I MEAN, I'VE LOOKED AT HER, AND I'VE LOOKED AT YOU. 153 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,456 AND YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GOT ONE SHOT. 154 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,034 I MEAN, SHE'S... VERY ATTRACTIVE. 155 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,133 AND YOU'RE... - I GET IT! 156 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,004 - NOT AS ATTRACTIVE. 157 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,913 - [sighs] 158 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,935 - WHILE KATIE SEARCHED FOR THE RIGHT SHOES 159 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,040 MOM WAS TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT SEGUE. 160 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,882 - OKAY, I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND I HAVE BAD NEWS. 161 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,378 - IS THE GOOD NEWS YOU'RE GONNA LET ME BORROW 162 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,550 YOUR DIAMOND EARRINGS? 163 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,978 - NO. THE GOOD NEWS IS... 164 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,453 I FOUND YOUR CELL PHONE! 165 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,892 - AWESOME! THANKS, MOM! 166 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,586 - BAD NEWS IS 167 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,158 I MIGHT'VE ACCIDENTALLY READ A TEXT FROM NICOLE 168 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,056 SAYING, "CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND ANTHONY 169 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,658 "ARE GOING TO DO IT AFTER THE PROM, 170 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,130 HEART, HEART, THUMBS UP." 171 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,998 I REALLY WANNA GET ON BOARD WITH THE "THUMBS UP" PART, 172 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:07,067 I JUST KINDA NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE "IT" IS. 173 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,897 - YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. 174 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,072 YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND, READING MY TEXTS, 175 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,441 JUMPING TO ALL SORTS OF CRAZY CONCLUSIONS. 176 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,941 - YOU'RE RIGHT! 177 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,782 THAT IS-- THAT IS WHAT I DID. 178 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:17,977 THAT'S WHAT MOMS DO, 179 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,048 THEY MAKE MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS. 180 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,017 - HOW ABOUT YOU KNOW THINGS ABOUT MY LIFE 181 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,946 BECAUSE YOU ASK ME ABOUT THEM, 182 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,192 AND I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU? 183 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,117 - YES! I LIKE THAT. LET'S DO THAT. 184 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,563 - YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL DAD. 185 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,030 - OH, I WON'T BREATHE A WORD. I WON'T SAY A WORD. 186 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,927 I WON'T HUM A WORD. MUM'S THE WORD. 187 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,969 - OKAY. 188 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,165 OKAY, SO... 189 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:43,066 AFTER THE FORMAL ANTHONY AND I ARE GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER. 190 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,870 - OH, THANK GOD! 191 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,912 FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA... 192 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,638 [inaudible] 193 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:53,113 OH! YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY. 194 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,923 [takes deep breath] 195 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,485 I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA GO SIT DOWN. 196 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,015 - SURE. 197 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,789 I'M GONNA SEE IF THEY HAVE THESE STRAPPY ONES IN MY SIZE. 198 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:05,029 - YEAH. GO AHEAD. 199 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,955 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 200 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:14,842 . 201 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:16,469 - MOM HAD ALWAYS WANTED A SPECIAL MOTHER-DAUGHTER SECRET. 202 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,300 UNTIL SHE GOT IT. 203 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,714 - SO, ANTHONY AND I TALKED ABOUT IT, 204 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:20,807 WE'RE TAKING PRECAUTIONS. 205 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,938 WE'VE CONSIDERED ALL OF THE EMOTIONAL REPERCUSSIONS, 206 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,583 AND... WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. 207 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,749 - AS YOUR MOTHER I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU 208 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,618 I THINK YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. 209 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:33,547 - WELL, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST DID IT? 210 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,824 - MOM, CAR! [horn honking, tires screeching] 211 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:36,893 [sighs] 212 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,790 [knocking on door] 213 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,128 - MEL! HI. - HI, JOYCE! 214 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,770 YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS MOST ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU? 215 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,095 - HOW IF I HAD A SECRET YOU WOULD DIG AND DIG 216 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,770 UNTIL I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TELL YOU 217 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,899 - YOUR LEMON CHICKEN. 218 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:51,944 - WHAT? 219 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,709 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN CRAVING YOUR SIGNATURE DISH. 220 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:54,777 CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND! 221 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,935 - UH, WELL, I'D LOVE TO MAKE IT FOR YOU SOMETIME, 222 00:07:56,944 --> 00:08:01,154 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE INGRED-- - I GOT LEMON, I GOT CHICKEN. 223 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,818 - EVEN THOUGH DAD WAS THE LAWYER, 224 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,646 MOM WAS GONNA TRY TO LEAD THE WITNESS. 225 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:07,862 - SO, KATIE'S FORMAL IS TONIGHT. 226 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,585 REMEMBER FORMALS AND ALL THE STUFF KIDS DID, 227 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:14,061 AND I GUESS STILL DO, AFTER THE DANCING STOPS? 228 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,131 - CAN I JUST TAKE THIS HOME IN THE SERVING DISH? 229 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,729 I WANNA EAT IT RIGHT OUT OF THAT. 230 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:18,571 - SURE. 231 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:22,766 SO I'VE BECOME AWARE OF A SITUATION 232 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,870 OF A ROMANTIC NATURE INVOLVING A FAMILY MEMBER, 233 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,912 SOMETHING I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT 234 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,077 BUT NOT THIS SOON. 235 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,605 - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT, JOYCE. 236 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,210 - YOU DO? - YEAH. 237 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,051 I GUESS I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT... 238 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,746 I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 239 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,288 - ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS? 240 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,715 - IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY, RIGHT? 241 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:41,961 WHO TOLD YOU? 242 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,115 - KATIE, WHO SWORE ME TO SECRECY. 243 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,734 I JUST WANNA GO ON RECORD 244 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,856 AS SAYING I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS AT ALL. 245 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,161 SHE'S TOO YOUNG! - WHAT ARE YOU-- 246 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,732 I THINK SHE'S OLDER THAN YOU ARE. 247 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,731 - WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 248 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,573 - THE FACT THAT I HAVE A DATE IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 249 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,169 - SOMETIMES TWO CONFUSED PARENTS 250 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,910 EQUAL ONE KID'S WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. 251 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,837 - MOM, THERE WAS THIS BALLOON INCIDENT AT SCHOOL. 252 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,782 LONG STORY SHORT, I JUST NEED A PARENT'S SIGNATURE ON THIS. 253 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,208 - GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. 254 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,783 - I KNEW IT WOULD BE EASY, BUT... 255 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,221 NOT THAT EASY. 256 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,746 - I GOTTA SAY, JOYCE, I'M GLAD THIS IS OUT IN THE OPEN. 257 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,662 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE KEEPING THINGS FROM EACH OTHER. 258 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,855 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 259 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,756 - OH, HEY, SWEETIE. 260 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,058 YEP! CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG. 261 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,359 - WHAT? 262 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,960 - MOM KNOWS I'M DATING ALLISON. 263 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,762 - YES, THAT. THAT'S ALL THAT'S OUT OF THE BAG. 264 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,234 EVERYTHING ELSE IS STILL SHOVED DEEP INTO THE BAG. 265 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,904 - SO MOM COULDN'T TALK TO DAD, 266 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,802 AND SHE ALREADY TRIED TALKING TO KATIE. 267 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,844 AND WITH THE FORMAL JUST HOURS AWAY, 268 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,310 THAT LEFT ONE OPTION-- 269 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,077 ONE... EXTREMELY AWKWARD OPTION. 270 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,806 - ANTHONY. 271 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,911 - OH, HI, MRS. FISHER. 272 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,712 - UM, CAN YOU TAKE A BREAK? 273 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,024 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 274 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,315 - OH, UH... 275 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,786 - OKAY, WAIT, SO YOU DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE AT ALL? 276 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,686 - IT'S NUTS. 277 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,888 LATELY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN SO PREOCCUPIED WITH KATIE 278 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,860 SEEMS I CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 279 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,990 - LET'S TEST IT. 280 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,364 - [laughs] 281 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:02,702 - SO KATIE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR PLAN FOR AFTER THE FORMAL. 282 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,271 - ABOUT GETTING... 283 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,883 LATE-NIGHT PANCAKES? 284 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,735 - COME ON, WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 285 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,753 - I DIDN'T... [stammering] 286 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,305 - AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY, AS HER MOTHER, 287 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,124 I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT-- 288 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,316 - EVERYTHING OKAY HERE? 289 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,148 - TWO YOGURT FLAVORS... 290 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,794 [clears throat] SWIRLING. 291 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,660 - O--OKAY. 292 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,828 - YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T HAVE TO SWIRL. 293 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,086 YOU COULD KEEP THEM SEPARATE. 294 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,834 - YES! 295 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,929 SEPARATE! GREAT IDEA! 296 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,971 THEY CAN BE IN THE SAME CUP. THEY CAN EVEN TOUGH A LITTLE. 297 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,937 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S FINE, I'M NOT A PRUDE. 298 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:39,166 BUT THEY DO NOT NEED TO FULL-ON SWIRL. 299 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,072 - O--O--OKAY. - MOM! 300 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,984 IS THIS TOO MUCH YOGURT? 301 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,946 AND CAN I COVER IT ENTIRELY IN CANDY? 302 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,375 - SOUNDS GOOD, HON. 303 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,449 I JUST DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE'S IN SUCH A RUSH TO SWIRL. 304 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,749 TRUST ME, IT JUST MAKES THINGS MORE COMPLICATED. 305 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,452 - ON THE OTHER HAND SOME PEOPLE REALLY LIKE SWIRLING 306 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,894 BECAUSE IT CREATES A WONDERFUL NEW FLAVOR. 307 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,890 - THAT--NO, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DON'T WANT, ALAN. 308 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,963 WE DON'T WANT A LITTLE... THIRD...FLAVOR 309 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,732 TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF. 310 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,471 - OH, MY GOD. - [laughs] 311 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,866 - HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 312 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,840 MOM! 313 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,809 - HI! 314 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,107 YEAH, JUST A SMALL CONE. 315 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,309 - OH, YEAH. UH... - BE GOOD. 316 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,811 WHAT? 317 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,953 [knocking on door] - JUST A MOMENT. 318 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,453 WELCOME, GUEST OF HONOR. 319 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,924 YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT EARLY. 320 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,862 MY FAMOUS LEMON CHICKEN IS...STILL IN THE OVEN. 321 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,188 - YOUR FAMOUS LEMON CHICK-- 322 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,163 OH, MY GOD, YOU GOT ME TO COOK FOR YOUR DATE? 323 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,773 - DAMMIT. THOUGHT YOU WERE ALLISON. 324 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,125 - IS KATIE STILL GETTING DRESSED FOR THE FORMAL? 325 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,903 I FEEL LIKE MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T GO. 326 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,202 KATIE! SWEETIE! 327 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,373 - SHE'S GONE, JOYCE. 328 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,441 SHE HAD ANTHONY PICK HER UP EARLY. 329 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,839 BUT DON'T WORRY, I TOOK A PHOTO OF THEM BEFORE THEY LEFT. 330 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,812 HOPEFULLY THEY'RE BOTH IN IT. 331 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,281 ANYWAY, I'D LOVE TO CHAT BUT, AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DATE 332 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,780 AND I REALLY NEED IT TO GO WELL. 333 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,822 SO UNLESS YOU WANNA MAKE US A DESSERT... 334 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,247 - YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GET GOING. 335 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,052 SORRY I MISSED KATIE. 336 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,864 - EH, NO BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST A DANCE. 337 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,356 - UH-HUH. 338 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,187 - ALTHOUGH OUR LITTLE GIRL IS BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN. 339 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,133 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S HAPPENING A LITTLE TOO FAST 340 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,858 IF YOU ASK ME. 341 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,003 - YEAH, MAYBE. 342 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,768 BUT ANTHONY'S NICE. 343 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,936 I ALWAYS LIKED THAT KID. SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS. 344 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,395 - THOSE HANDS ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER HER, 345 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,873 BECAUSE AFTER THE FORMAL 346 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:18,871 SHE AND ANTHONY ARE GONNA HAVE SEX! 347 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,442 - [gasps] 348 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,540 - AND JUST LIKE THAT... 349 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,282 THE CAT CAME SCREECHING OUT OF THE BAG. 350 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,017 . 351 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,657 - SO SHE SAYS SHE'S READY. 352 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,285 TRUST ME, THE GIRL WHO KEEPS LOSING HER CELL PHONE 353 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,160 IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO LOSE HER... 354 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,329 CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. 355 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,227 - BUT A TON OF OTHER THINGS WERE SAID. 356 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,829 HERE ARE SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS. 357 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,931 - I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE LINES OF COMMUNICATION OPEN. 358 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,073 - GREAT! YOU TWO CAN CHOOSE BABY NAMES TOGETHER! 359 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,898 - DAD WON THAT POINT. 360 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,413 - WE TELL HER NO, SHE'S JUST GOING TO REBEL. 361 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,835 IF YOU RECALL MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU, 362 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,012 AND ON OUR SECOND DATE WE MADE KATIE! 363 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,580 - OOH, ADVANTAGE MOM. 364 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,178 - I NEVER LIKED THAT KID. 365 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,220 - IT'S NOT ANTHONY'S FAULT. HE'S A SWEET, SHY KID. 366 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,916 WHEN I WENT TO VISIT HIM AT WORK 367 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,248 HE PRACTICALLY CRAWLED INTO HIS SH-- 368 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,363 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S IT! 369 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,355 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO TO THE HOTEL. 370 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,957 I CAN SAY I'M BRINGING KATIE 371 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,159 THE DIAMOND EARRINGS SHE WANTED TO BORROW, 372 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,530 AND THE MERE FACT OF ME BEING THERE 373 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,527 WILL MAKE ANTHONY GO, BYOO. 374 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,930 THAT'S THE SOUND OF HIS-- - YEAH, I GET IT. 375 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,332 THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. 376 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,173 I AM THE ONE WHO INTIMIDATES ANTHONY. 377 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,969 I WILL GO DOWN THERE AND PUT AN END TO THIS. 378 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,271 I'LL PUT AN END TO HIM! 379 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,972 I SHOULD CLARIFY, FOR LEGAL REASONS, 380 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,544 IT IS NOT MY INTENT TO ACTUALLY GO DOWN THERE AND KILL HIM. 381 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,082 SO JUST IN CASE I DO... IT WAS NOT PREMEDITATED. 382 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,949 - MEL, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY KATIE AND I DIDN'T WANNA TELL YOU. 383 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,118 WE BOTH KNEW YOU'D FLY OFF THE HANDLE. 384 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,317 - I'M HER FATHER! 385 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,618 IT'S MY JOB TO FLY OFF THE HANDLE! 386 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,089 I'M GOING WITH YOU. - NOPE! 387 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,288 I GOT THIS! 388 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,619 HAVE A GREAT DATE. 389 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,433 ENJOY YOUR FLOOR CHICKEN. 390 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,126 - JOYCE, I'M-- [stammers] 391 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,258 - WITH KATIE GETTING ALL OF MOM AND DAD'S ATTENTION 392 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,403 I WAS BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE I DIDN'T EXIST. 393 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,999 - THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. 394 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,441 - [sighs] YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 395 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,965 SHE'LL SHUT IT DOWN. - HENRY! 396 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,340 HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROWN LEATHER BAG? 397 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,438 I LEFT MY DIAMOND EARRINGS IN IT. 398 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,080 - NO. WE WERE JUST PLAYING BLACK AND BLUE. 399 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,935 IT'S WHERE YOU TRY TO GET THE WORST INJURY. 400 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,954 - FUN! 401 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,575 - EXTRA POINTS FOR BLOOD LOSS! 402 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,279 - AH, NEVER MIND! FOUND IT! 403 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:13,023 - LET'S DO THIS. 404 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,990 AHH! 405 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,188 AH! UGH! 406 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,490 - GOTTA RUN A QUICK ERRAND. 407 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,402 THERE'S COLD PIZZA IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU GUYS GET HUNGRY. 408 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,025 - THE ONLY INJURY I GOT WAS A BRUISED EGO. 409 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,374 - WELL, HELLO THERE. 410 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,109 FIRST, I WISH I COULD SEE HOW I KNOW YOU LOOK. 411 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,276 SECOND, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL DAY. 412 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,905 - [laughing] 413 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,110 - AND THIRDLY I HAVE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, 414 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,451 AND I NEED YOU TO DRIVE ME. 415 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,707 - SIR, I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR. 416 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,524 - ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS HOTEL HAS PROVIDED LODGING TO MINORS 417 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,487 WHO INTEND TO ENGAGE IN LASCIVIOUS ACTIVITY? 418 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,216 - I JUST DELIVER ROOM SERVICE, 419 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,591 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LET YOU IN. 420 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,159 - LET ME MAKE THIS REAL SIMPLE FOR YOU, PAL. 421 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,488 I'M A BLIND ATTORNEY. 422 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,092 THIS IS MY GUIDE DOG, THIS IS MY DATE. 423 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,504 - NONE OF THAT IS REALLY RELEVANT. 424 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,295 - THIS ROOM IS REGISTERED IN THE NAME OF "FISHER," 425 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,997 AS IN "KATHERINE ELAINE FISHER," 426 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,929 WHO HAPPENS TO BE MY 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. 427 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,274 IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY, 428 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,599 I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED 429 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,143 FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR. 430 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,638 - FINE. 431 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,409 - KATIE'S MOM TENDS TO BE A LITTLE BIT DRAMATIC. 432 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:14,249 I'M STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE SHE MISREAD HER INTENTIONS HERE. 433 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,219 - UH, I DON'T THINK SHE MISREAD IT. 434 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,988 BETWEEN THE ROSE PETALS AND THE CANDLE, 435 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,257 I'D SAY THIS ROOM IS READY FOR SOME ACTION. 436 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,155 - [sighs] THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 437 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,128 - OH, JUST WHAT EVERY GIRL ON A DATE WANTS TO HEAR. 438 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,698 - YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 439 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,726 HOW COULD THIS DATE POSSIBLY GET WORSE? 440 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,271 - MEL. 441 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,496 - MEL? 442 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,971 - HAD TO ASK. 443 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,969 ALLISON, MEET MY EX, JOYCE. 444 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,711 - OH, THAT'S A GREAT BAG. - CUTE SHOES! 445 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,976 both: THANKS! [laughter] 446 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,275 - MEL, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 447 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,006 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD HANDLE IT. 448 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,482 I TOLD HIM I WOULD HANDLE IT. 449 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,679 - YES. HER VERSION OF HANDLING IT 450 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,020 WOULD BE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT EVERYONE'S FEELINGS. 451 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,717 WHERE MY VERSION OF HANDLING IT, 452 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,418 WILL BE TO THROW KATIE OVER MY SHOULDER 453 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,060 AND TAKE HER HOME WHERE SHE BELONGS! 454 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,315 - YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL-- 455 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,493 - OKAY, WELL, YOU BOTH MAKE SOME GOOD POINTS, 456 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,231 AND I JUST FEEL SUPER LUCKY TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 457 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,727 [door opens] - OH, HERE THEY ARE. 458 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,658 - MEL, YOU PARK IT ON THOSE ROSE PETALS 459 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,033 AND LET ME HANDLE THIS. - YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH! 460 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,333 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW OLD SHE IS? 461 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,074 - IT'S NOT-- - 74? 462 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,439 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? 463 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,737 - OH, WE MUST HAVE THE WRONG ROOM. 464 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,509 - THIS IS THE FISHER ROOM. 465 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,407 - YES, WE'RE ELLIOT AND ESTELLE FISHER. 466 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,780 - IT'S OUR 40TH ANNIVERSARY. 467 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,349 - WOW! - THAT'S WONDERFUL! 468 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:26,816 . 469 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:27,994 [muffled music blaring, laughter] 470 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,917 - HERE WE GO. 471 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,621 MONOTONOUS MUSIC, INAPPROPRIATE LYRICS, 472 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,593 RAUCOUS TEENAGE LAUGHTER. 473 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,561 - HIS EARS HAVE X-RAY VISION. 474 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,030 - [laughter] 475 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,128 - YEAH, THAT'S IT. 476 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,730 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO. 477 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,502 JOYCE CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE, 478 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,271 AND THIS IS REALLY A PRIVATE FAMILY SITUATION. 479 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,241 - I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM. 480 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,809 IT'S JUST-- - [humming] 481 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,707 - I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF IF MY DAUGHTER... 482 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,209 MADE A MISTAKE TONIGHT THAT I COULD'VE PREVENTED. 483 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,652 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO, 484 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,547 AND HER DAD DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR HER 485 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,050 THE WAY YOU SHOW UP FOR YOUR KIDS. 486 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,692 I REALLY RESPECT THAT. 487 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,157 IN FACT IT'S... PRETTY ATTRACTIVE. 488 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,056 - OOH! BODY LOTION. 489 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,659 - IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT YOU WOULD BE CRAZY ENOUGH 490 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,201 TO CONSIDER A FOURTH FIRST DATE? 491 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:15,028 - I DON'T KNOW, MEL. I'M PRETTY CRAZY. 492 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,740 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 493 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,238 ALLISON THREW DAD A CURVEBALL. 494 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,380 MEANWHILE I WAS LINING UP FOR A PITCH 495 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,635 THAT WOULD LIGHT UP THE WHOLE STADIUM. 496 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,083 - ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS? 497 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,349 - WHY NOT? 498 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,317 IF MY PARENTS DON'T CARE... 499 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:33,146 WHY SHOULD WE? 500 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,493 - OH! [laughs] 501 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,718 - [scoffs] I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS ANYMORE. 502 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,494 I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HALEY DID NOT 503 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,832 GET A PROMISE RING FROM DESHAWN. 504 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,298 [door opens, music blaring] 505 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,696 - HEY, LET'S GO TO THE BAR. - [laughing] 506 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,638 - [laughing] - NICE. 507 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,595 - WE'RE IN! 508 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,644 - WHAT DO WE GOT? 509 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,469 WHAT DO YOU SEE? WHERE'S KATIE? 510 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,414 - SHE'S NOT IN HERE. 511 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,209 SHE MUST BE... 512 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,181 IN THE BEDROOM. 513 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,750 - ELVIS, FIND DOOR. 514 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,678 - MEL, FIND SELF-RESTRAINT. 515 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,783 - GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER, 516 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,154 YOU LITTLE PERVERT! 517 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,393 - OR BURST RIGHT IN! 518 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,787 - MR. FISHER! 519 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,388 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 520 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,730 - HI, NICOLE. 521 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,225 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHO'S NICOLE? 522 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,657 WHERE'S KATIE? 523 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,902 - SHE AND ANTHONY LEFT, LIKE, AN HOUR AGO. 524 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,468 - OH! OUR MISTAKE. 525 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,697 - BUT...ON BEHALF OF FATHERS EVERYWHERE, 526 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,802 BUTTON UP AND GET OUT. 527 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,538 - CALM DOWN. 528 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,880 WE DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING HAPPENED! 529 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,275 - OH, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 530 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,607 IF NOT IN A HOTEL, 531 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,711 THEN IN A BACKSEAT OR A BROOM CLOSET OR A TREE. 532 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,183 - A TREE? 533 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,722 - HORMONES FIND A WAY, JOYCE. 534 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,716 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 535 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,418 LOOK WHO'S FINALLY HOME 536 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,590 AFTER TRYING TO RUIN THEIR DAUGHTER'S NIGHT. 537 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,819 - YEAH, NICOLE TEXTED ME. 538 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,664 YOU DIDN'T READ THAT ONE, DID YA? 539 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,299 - [sighs] 540 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,755 - HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM? YOU PROMISED! 541 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,873 - AND I KEPT THAT PROMISE... FOR AN ASTOUNDINGLY LONG TIME. 542 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,897 - KATIE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 543 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,443 - [sighs] SAVE IT, DAD. 544 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,708 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR A BIG SPEECH FROM YOU. 545 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,277 ANTHONY AND I DECIDED NOT TO DO IT. 546 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,746 - OH, GREAT! 547 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,205 I MEAN, PFFT. WHATEVER. 548 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,624 TOTALLY UP TO YOU. - KATIE. 549 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,345 - MEL, LET'S NOT MAKE THIS NIGHT ANY MORE-- 550 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,250 - NO, I WANT TO SAY THIS. I NEED HER TO HEAR IT. 551 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,893 - [sighs] 552 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,187 - YOUNG LADY... - HEAR IT COMES. 553 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,830 - YES, HERE IT COMES. 554 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,485 YOU ARE GONNA MAKE A LOTTA CHOICES IN THIS LIFE, 555 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,734 SOME GOOD, SOME BAD. 556 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,670 BUT I TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD HEAD 557 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,637 AND A GOOD HEART. 558 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,737 NOW I CAN'T PROMISE THAT I WON'T TRY 559 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,639 TO MAKE EVERY BOY WHO COMES TO YOUR DOOR 560 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,811 TREMBLE WITH FEAR. 561 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:40,348 THAT IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT AS A DAD. 562 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,347 I JUST HOPE THAT... 563 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,820 WHEN YOU MAKE THE BIG DECISIONS IN LIFE... 564 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,448 WHEN YOU LOOK BACK 565 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,794 YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. 566 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,456 - WHAT HE SAID. 567 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,602 EVEN THOUGH THAT'S WHAT I ALREADY SAID. 568 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,527 - WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHO SAID WHAT WHEN. 569 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,704 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 570 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,342 [mouthing words] 571 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,737 - OKAY, I TOTALLY KNOW YOU'RE MOUTHING SOMETHING. 572 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,738 - [scoffs] YOU GUYS ARE EXHAUSTING. 573 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,980 - DAD'S WORDS THAT NIGHT HAD A BIG IMPACT ON KATIE. 574 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,907 OH, NOT THE DRAMATIC SPEECH YOU JUST HEARD, THESE WORDS: 575 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,483 [phone beeps] 576 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,622 - HI, SWEETIE, IT'S DAD. 577 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,586 I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU 578 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,516 AND YOU MAKE ME PROUD EVERY DAY. 579 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,462 BUT IF YOU LOST THAT PHONE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANOTHER ONE. 580 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,827 - [laughs] 581 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,625 GOD, YOUR DAD. - YEAH, I KNOW. 582 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,358 WAIT. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 583 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,634 - KIND OF OVERBEARING, RIGHT? 584 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,843 - NO, HE JUST LOVES ME. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 585 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,835 - JUST HAS A WEIRD WAY OF SHOWING IT. 586 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,737 - BY LEAVING ME MESSAGES AND TELLING ME THAT HE LOVES ME? 587 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,381 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOUR DAD MOVED TO CINCINNATI... 588 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,807 - HE RELOCATED FOR WORK. 589 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,782 - YEAH, THAT'S WHY. 590 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,350 - AND IN THE ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN SAGA 591 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,679 OF KATIE AND ANTHONY... 592 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,293 - WE FACETIME! 593 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,715 - THEY WERE OFF AGAIN. 594 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,420 - [scoffs] 595 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,422 - YOU REALLY SURPRISED ME THERE. 596 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,864 - KINDA SURPRISED MYSELF. 597 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,828 BUT YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE SELF-RESTRAINT THING, 598 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,527 IT'S A LOT EASIER WHEN YOU HAVE TWO TERRIFIC KIDS. 599 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,860 [firecrackers going off] 600 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,604 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 601 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,969 [car alarm blaring] 602 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,667 - HENRY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 603 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,410 - HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 604 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,305 - FINALLY! I WAS BACK ON THEIR RADAR. 605 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,408 - YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER! 606 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,883 - THAT'S MY BOY. 43426

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