Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
2
00:00:58,893 --> 00:00:59,957
Moron.
3
00:01:00,057 --> 00:01:01,682
Putz. Where are they biting?
4
00:01:01,782 --> 00:01:04,599
Pop says that he spotted
Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough.
5
00:01:04,699 --> 00:01:08,083
Catfish Hunter? Maybe this
is the year we catch him.
6
00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:11,039
Where do you get that "we" crap?
Got a mouse in your pocket?
7
00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,479
That fish belongs to me.
8
00:01:12,579 --> 00:01:15,565
I'll let you visit him when
he's mounted on my wall.
9
00:01:15,853 --> 00:01:17,053
Honey?
10
00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,330
You forgot your Thermos.
11
00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:20,762
Hi, Ariel.
12
00:01:27,373 --> 00:01:28,647
See you later.
13
00:01:33,733 --> 00:01:35,246
That's my fish.
14
00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,557
That's it.
15
00:02:07,657 --> 00:02:10,611
Come on, just one good bite...
16
00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,407
I got you!
17
00:02:20,893 --> 00:02:22,292
Oh, damn.
18
00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:32,517
Hey, dickhead!
19
00:02:32,617 --> 00:02:35,810
Turn that radio down.
You're scaring all the fish away.
20
00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:43,483
Turn the damn radio down, will you?
21
00:02:46,013 --> 00:02:47,969
Who put a bug up your ass?
22
00:02:48,893 --> 00:02:49,962
I saw him.
23
00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:51,957
Catfish Hunter?
24
00:02:52,057 --> 00:02:56,171
After I dropped anchor, he stuck
his head up over by that log.
25
00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,564
He looked at me, smiled,
and swam down into the mud.
26
00:02:59,773 --> 00:03:00,842
He smiled?
27
00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:05,607
Holy moly. How big is he this year?
28
00:03:05,773 --> 00:03:09,679
He's as big as a Buick. I would've
had him if you hadn't shown up.
29
00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:12,412
You couldn't catch
crabs from a $10 hooker.
30
00:03:12,573 --> 00:03:14,529
How is your sister, by the way?
31
00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:21,203
I saw Sven down at the dam.
32
00:03:21,573 --> 00:03:23,361
He's says there's a rumor...
33
00:03:23,461 --> 00:03:26,809
that Rick Ragetti's cousin's
coming to buy Chuck's Bait.
34
00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,770
An Italian running Chuck's?
35
00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:32,563
We'll have the first mob-run
bait shop in Wabasha.
36
00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,040
What're you doing?
37
00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,486
I was here first.
38
00:03:43,053 --> 00:03:47,438
I got just as much right
to be here as you do.
39
00:03:47,538 --> 00:03:50,172
You got bad luck.
I don't want you infecting my spot.
40
00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:53,719
Find your own fishing hole.
41
00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:57,001
You got a fart in your brain or something?
42
00:03:57,101 --> 00:03:58,845
And turn that down!
43
00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:01,240
Where you going?
44
00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,561
Not far.
45
00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:11,967
What's the matter with that guy?
Getting goofier every year.
46
00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:20,526
You don't have the balls
to take me on anymore!
47
00:04:21,013 --> 00:04:22,918
Ariel's had you neutered!
48
00:04:23,018 --> 00:04:24,924
Let's see what you're made of...
49
00:04:27,493 --> 00:04:29,404
Let that be a lesson to you.
50
00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:31,052
You putz!
51
00:04:34,893 --> 00:04:38,044
All right, you chicken-livered schmeer.
52
00:04:42,213 --> 00:04:43,532
Get out!
53
00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:51,046
Isn't it beautiful?
54
00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,126
The lava lamp?
55
00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:58,086
The angel.
56
00:04:58,493 --> 00:05:00,882
Ariel says he watches over the house.
57
00:05:01,773 --> 00:05:06,403
Don't get too used to him. Our house
will be ready soon, then we're out of here.
58
00:05:08,253 --> 00:05:09,925
How long have you been up?
59
00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:12,207
For a while.
60
00:05:14,813 --> 00:05:16,485
What have you been doing?
61
00:05:16,613 --> 00:05:18,046
Watching you.
62
00:05:25,573 --> 00:05:26,797
I'm up!
63
00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:28,451
Yes, you are.
64
00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:29,927
Morning.
65
00:05:30,693 --> 00:05:33,685
Go downstairs.
I'll be right out to make you breakfast.
66
00:05:35,493 --> 00:05:36,687
She hates me.
67
00:05:37,493 --> 00:05:41,088
She doesn't hate you.
She just doesn't like you very much.
68
00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:45,969
I thought I'd check out some reception
halls for the wedding.
69
00:05:48,373 --> 00:05:51,119
I talked to Pop.
He's already booked a place.
70
00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:52,248
He did?
71
00:05:52,773 --> 00:05:53,967
That's great.
72
00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:55,682
Did he get the Radisson?
73
00:05:55,782 --> 00:05:56,782
No.
74
00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,520
The Pepin Dance Hall?
75
00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,888
That would've been great. But no.
76
00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:04,006
The Majestic Ballroom?
77
00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:05,761
Not even close.
78
00:06:06,013 --> 00:06:07,162
What's left?
79
00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:09,812
Slippery's Tavern.
80
00:06:17,173 --> 00:06:18,237
You're serious.
81
00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,882
I know it's not what we wanted.
82
00:06:19,982 --> 00:06:24,162
It's my dream to have it in a bar
with peanut shells on the floor.
83
00:06:24,262 --> 00:06:25,759
It's a tavern.
84
00:06:25,859 --> 00:06:26,922
It's a bar.
85
00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:30,957
I'll call him to cancel. We'll find a place.
86
00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,080
Forget it.
87
00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,367
Are you sure?
88
00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,840
It was my idea to let them
help plan the wedding.
89
00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,439
I got to tell you...
90
00:06:37,539 --> 00:06:39,039
it was a great idea.
91
00:06:39,139 --> 00:06:41,363
It's nice to see them get along.
92
00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,444
Amazing how well they're getting along.
93
00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:56,480
- Ha!
- Remember "ha"?
94
00:06:56,580 --> 00:07:00,442
You didn't win, I quit.
I got better things to do.
95
00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,720
Really? What?
96
00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,559
We got a wedding to plan. Remember?
97
00:07:04,659 --> 00:07:05,972
How can I forget?
98
00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,200
See you later.
99
00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,521
See you later.
100
00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:26,928
Hey, Pop.
101
00:07:28,373 --> 00:07:29,368
He's here.
102
00:07:29,468 --> 00:07:30,842
Catfish Hunter?
103
00:07:30,942 --> 00:07:32,730
He's by the sandbar.
104
00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:36,130
You know the damn fish
is older than I am?
105
00:07:36,293 --> 00:07:37,328
Thanks.
106
00:07:41,053 --> 00:07:42,320
What is this?
107
00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,759
That's light beer.
108
00:07:43,859 --> 00:07:48,131
I weight 90 goddamn pounds and
you bring me this slopping foam?
109
00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:52,121
Ariel's got me on a diet because
my cholesterol's too high.
110
00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:54,171
Let me tell you something.
111
00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:58,288
Last Thursday I turned 95 years old.
112
00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:02,330
And I never exercised a day in my life.
113
00:08:03,493 --> 00:08:05,797
Every morning, I wake up...
114
00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:07,690
and I smoke a cigarette.
115
00:08:08,053 --> 00:08:11,682
And then I eat five strips of bacon.
116
00:08:11,973 --> 00:08:15,161
And for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich.
117
00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,398
And for a midday snack...
118
00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,642
Bacon.
119
00:08:18,773 --> 00:08:21,128
A whole damn plate.
120
00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:24,251
And I usually drink my dinner.
121
00:08:24,973 --> 00:08:28,409
Now, according to all of
them flat-belly experts...
122
00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:32,288
I should've took a dirt
nap, like, 30 years ago.
123
00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:36,725
But each year comes and goes
and I'm still here.
124
00:08:37,493 --> 00:08:39,159
And they keep dying.
125
00:08:39,259 --> 00:08:40,481
You know?
126
00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:42,651
Sometimes I wonder...
127
00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:45,045
if God forgot about me.
128
00:08:45,853 --> 00:08:47,969
It just goes to show you, huh?
129
00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:50,653
What?
130
00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:54,442
Goes to show you what?
131
00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:56,837
What the hell are you talking about?
132
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,759
You said you drink beer, you eat bacon...
133
00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:03,041
and you smoke cigarettes,
and you outlive the experts.
134
00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:04,141
Yeah?
135
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,999
I thought maybe there's a moral.
136
00:09:06,099 --> 00:09:07,998
No, there ain't no moral.
137
00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:10,653
I just like that story.
138
00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:13,246
That's all.
139
00:09:16,453 --> 00:09:18,364
I like that story.
140
00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:25,319
Good afternoon.
141
00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:27,449
It's good to see you, too.
142
00:09:27,613 --> 00:09:30,002
Aren't you beautiful today?
143
00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,925
Are you thirsty?
144
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,564
There we go. Drink up.
145
00:09:37,173 --> 00:09:38,322
Drink up.
146
00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,612
That's right.
147
00:09:41,253 --> 00:09:44,450
There we go. There we go. Drink up.
148
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,321
Isn't it a glorious afternoon?
149
00:09:50,653 --> 00:09:51,972
It's not bad.
150
00:09:52,613 --> 00:09:54,242
You okay? Feeling all right?
151
00:09:54,342 --> 00:09:55,846
Splendid. Why?
152
00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:59,211
I couldn't help noticing
you were talking to flowers.
153
00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:03,367
Plants and flowers are
living organisms and...
154
00:10:03,653 --> 00:10:07,248
they respond to voice and touch
like any other creature would.
155
00:10:07,813 --> 00:10:09,522
You should try it yourself.
156
00:10:09,622 --> 00:10:13,447
I got a cactus in my bathroom,
but we got nothing to say.
157
00:10:16,613 --> 00:10:18,082
I better get going.
158
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,242
See you.
159
00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:26,290
I'm cooking Cantonese tonight.
Why don't you join us?
160
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,287
Well, I already made other plans.
161
00:10:30,893 --> 00:10:32,282
Are you sure?
162
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,772
Thanks, anyway.
163
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,252
Appreciate it.
164
00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:48,681
What happens when Bonnie and Clydeturn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie?
165
00:10:49,093 --> 00:10:51,318
"Lesbian Bandits," next on Geraldo.
166
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,760
Lesbians. Yummy.
167
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,242
Wait, it's stuck. Would you...
168
00:10:56,893 --> 00:10:58,565
Yeah, but I like those.
169
00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:01,287
Can I do this?
170
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,931
You must wait.
171
00:11:07,573 --> 00:11:09,484
Why don't we put everything in?
172
00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:11,845
Throw it all in there.
173
00:11:15,373 --> 00:11:17,518
I need to borrow a Phillips screwdriver.
174
00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:20,605
Hi, Jacob. You been here long?
175
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,207
Phillips...
176
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,880
Isn't it time you started dating again?
177
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,088
Who with?
178
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,563
Florence Gilbert, for example,
thinks you're quite a catch.
179
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,048
She looks like Ernest Borgnine.
180
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:33,800
Is that so bad?
181
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,117
What about Jane Clark?
182
00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:36,959
"Jane of the Jungle."
183
00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:41,444
Got more body hair than I do. She's
a fur bearing mammal, for God's sake.
184
00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:43,399
Doris Zabrinski?
185
00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,291
I know she's a little heavy
but she loves to fish.
186
00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:48,205
Doris Zabrinski...
187
00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:50,000
is dead.
188
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,200
She is?
189
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:55,684
She choked to death on a stack
of pancakes two weeks ago...
190
00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:58,367
at the Lions Club charity breakfast.
191
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,693
I think it's how she
would have wanted to go.
192
00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,447
Listen to me...
193
00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:10,641
you can't sit around waiting
for another Ariel to walk into your life.
194
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:15,891
Thanks for the Phillips.
195
00:12:20,093 --> 00:12:21,088
What?
196
00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:23,129
Remember when you were a kid...
197
00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:26,850
your mother baked that
rhubarb pie for my birthday?
198
00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:30,322
She swelled up like a balloon.
199
00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:31,846
Broke out in hives.
200
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,403
She didn't know she was allergic.
201
00:12:34,773 --> 00:12:35,842
She knew.
202
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:39,125
She baked it anyway because
she knew it was my favorite.
203
00:12:40,253 --> 00:12:41,679
Why'd you think of that?
204
00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:42,967
I don't know.
205
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,207
I think about things like that all the time.
206
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,637
Are you all right?
207
00:12:54,737 --> 00:12:56,878
Get out and let me watch my program.
208
00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,442
Close the door when you go.
209
00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,842
I don't want mosquitoes in here.
210
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,803
They're crazy about my
macaroni and cheese dish.
211
00:13:51,013 --> 00:13:52,213
Hello?
212
00:14:05,493 --> 00:14:07,165
Anybody here?
213
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,851
Hey, wait a second!
214
00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:20,323
My name is Max Goldman.
215
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,326
Relax! Would you relax!
216
00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,000
Mama, what are you doing?
217
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,599
I'm going to whack him!
218
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,759
- Put that down!
- He try to steal the vino rosso!
219
00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:39,889
You think everyone's doing that!
220
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,208
They are!
221
00:14:41,308 --> 00:14:42,602
This is a small town.
222
00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:44,888
You can trust people here.
223
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,291
Like Antonio?
224
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:50,531
Next time he touch vino...
225
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:53,571
I whack his head like a melon!
226
00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,087
Holy moly.
227
00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:57,521
I'm so sorry.
228
00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:01,525
My mother is a little bit
too protective of the wine.
229
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,444
So I noticed.
230
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,133
She crushed the grapes herself in Palermo.
231
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:11,922
It's a rare vintage with a unique bouquet.
232
00:15:12,253 --> 00:15:16,080
Is that a nice way of saying that
the wine smells like her feet?
233
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,180
No.
234
00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:23,447
My name's Max Goldman.
I live in the area here.
235
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:26,407
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti.
236
00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:29,052
That's quite a name.
237
00:15:32,853 --> 00:15:35,003
You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin!
238
00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:36,806
Why so surprised?
239
00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,487
Holy moly.
240
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:43,367
I thought... I was expecting
someone that looked like Rick.
241
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,720
How's that?
242
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,122
You know, fat, hairy, homely.
243
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,051
But you're not so fat.
244
00:15:49,373 --> 00:15:51,284
You're a smooth talker.
245
00:15:51,773 --> 00:15:54,526
There's more where that
came from, Miss Ragetti.
246
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,410
When is the bait shop
gonna be back in business?
247
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,207
Bait shop?
248
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:02,927
What's that?
249
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:05,248
That's what we call it in Minnesota.
250
00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,806
What do you call it?
251
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:09,806
We call it, I think, ristorante.
252
00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:11,926
Ristorante.
253
00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:16,605
You mean you're going
to turn this into a restaurant?
254
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,002
No, you can't be serious.
255
00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,162
Why not?
256
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,761
There's going to be a lot of
noise here, people coming.
257
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,491
Driving with cars.
258
00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,205
You'll scare the fish.
259
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:32,082
This is the land of 10,000 lakes.
Go find another one.
260
00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:35,002
You're wasting your time, I'm telling you.
261
00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:38,281
People are not going to come
down here for Italian...
262
00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:40,933
when we got a Chuck E. Cheese in town.
263
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:43,482
Listen, I don't know this Cheese person.
264
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:47,282
But Ragetti's will be a
romantic lakefront ristorante.
265
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,404
It will be special, classy...
266
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,565
somewhere you would never go.
267
00:16:54,573 --> 00:16:55,919
You can say that again.
268
00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:59,201
Via! There's so much to do before
the opening of my ristorante.
269
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:00,521
Bait shop.
270
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:01,757
Ristorante.
271
00:17:01,857 --> 00:17:03,047
Bait-a shoppie.
272
00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:17,884
You should've let me whack him.
273
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,641
I'm done.
274
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,797
Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon.
275
00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:32,640
You can wish in one hand,
and crap in the other...
276
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,878
and see which is filled first.
277
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:37,965
This wagon's got to get filled first.
I'll be back.
278
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,721
Pick me up a pack of Camels.
279
00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:43,610
All right, you got it.
280
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,610
You need a hand with that?
281
00:17:57,813 --> 00:17:59,963
My name's Gustafson.
282
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,363
Francesca Ragetti.
283
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,442
Italian girl.
284
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,678
Why don't you come back to my place?
285
00:18:08,778 --> 00:18:11,082
I'll show you my cannelloni.
286
00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:21,288
How you doing?
287
00:18:21,388 --> 00:18:22,383
Fine.
288
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,693
Ox!
289
00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:34,973
Nag!
290
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,077
Hey, moron.
291
00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:41,600
Putz. Where you been?
I've been looking for you.
292
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,917
What's so important?
293
00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:44,017
That.
294
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:54,721
Jeez Louise, who is that?
295
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:56,718
That's Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin.
296
00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:59,038
You mean she's going
to run the bait shop?
297
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,566
Ristorante.
298
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:05,804
Forget about leaving your boat there.
It's all private property.
299
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:09,279
Chuck'd be spinning in his
grave if he knew about this.
300
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,517
You can say that again.
301
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,917
I guess there's nothing much we can do.
302
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:15,971
You're just going to stand
there and let this happen?
303
00:19:16,693 --> 00:19:20,759
I've been fishing that spot ever since
I'm 5 years old. It's all I got left.
304
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,519
What can I do about it?
305
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,604
We must come up with a plan.
306
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:28,010
We must find a way to put
the kibosh on all this mess.
307
00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,362
It's okay!
308
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,932
I'm a doctor!
309
00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:37,919
Sounds like Dad's using his "free exam"
trick again.
310
00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:40,083
You got to stick with what works.
311
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:44,677
Ask Jacob if he can pull some
strings with the city council.
312
00:19:44,777 --> 00:19:48,477
Find out what day this
ristorante has its health inspection.
313
00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:50,131
I think I got an idea.
314
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,442
Good thinking.
315
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,542
Dad!
316
00:19:57,453 --> 00:20:00,570
Max is right. Our fishing
spot'll be totally ruined.
317
00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:02,598
They may as well drain the lake.
318
00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:03,837
Stop moving.
319
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:08,370
You know the sign she put up?
"Parking for restaurant customers only."
320
00:20:08,613 --> 00:20:10,365
Just a little while longer.
321
00:20:10,613 --> 00:20:13,120
Maybe the kitchen'll have a big grease fire.
322
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,090
A guy can dream, can't he?
323
00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:19,282
You got to let this thing go, honey.
Let it go.
324
00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:22,610
Chuck is gone, the bait shop
is gone, things move on.
325
00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:24,924
I suggest you do the same.
326
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,081
Stop fidgeting.
327
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,879
I don't know why the hell I ever
let you talk me into doing this.
328
00:20:32,979 --> 00:20:35,719
If Max could see me now,
I'd never live it down.
329
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,719
Would you relax?
We're the only ones here.
330
00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:41,088
No one's here but you and me.
331
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,290
What a putz.
332
00:20:57,093 --> 00:20:59,653
Will you look at that poor man?
333
00:21:03,213 --> 00:21:05,842
And then the mama bear said:
334
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:09,369
"Somebody's been
sleeping in my bed, too."
335
00:21:09,573 --> 00:21:11,957
And finally, the baby bear...
336
00:21:12,057 --> 00:21:15,321
looked and said, " Somebody's
been sleeping in my bed...
337
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:17,881
"and the bastard's still there."
338
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:23,570
But Goldilocks had a Remington
semi-automatic...
339
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,797
with a scope and a hair trigger.
340
00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:29,009
That's not the way it goes.
341
00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,652
That was the end...
342
00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:34,408
of the three bears.
343
00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:36,605
Sing me a lullaby.
344
00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:39,612
It's too late.
345
00:21:39,893 --> 00:21:41,293
Please?
346
00:22:58,693 --> 00:23:00,251
Good night, sweet pea.
347
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,007
Good night.
348
00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:06,052
Happy dreams.
349
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:23,292
That leaves Uncle Willy
sitting next to the plant lady.
350
00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,997
I'm not sticking the plant lady next to him.
351
00:23:26,097 --> 00:23:27,200
Why not?
352
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,808
Because he's a groper.
He'll be all over her.
353
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:34,478
He's not a groper.
He's a touchy-feely person.
354
00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:37,362
He's not going to be touchy-feely
with the plant lady.
355
00:23:37,462 --> 00:23:40,721
She's not a close friend. We don't
know her name. "The plant lady."
356
00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:41,821
What the hell is that?
357
00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:43,961
That doesn't mean
she's not important to me.
358
00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,061
Fine.
359
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,173
Good.
360
00:23:47,013 --> 00:23:49,481
Honey, don't put the quarter
in your mouth.
361
00:23:49,653 --> 00:23:51,086
You're not my daddy.
362
00:23:51,773 --> 00:23:53,040
What have you got there?
363
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,639
A bacon sandwich.
364
00:23:54,739 --> 00:23:56,564
What are you doing?
365
00:23:57,013 --> 00:23:59,129
Finishing the seating arrangement.
366
00:23:59,293 --> 00:24:02,199
Don't bother.
Max and I already have a plan.
367
00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:04,932
You guys have done
way too much already.
368
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,412
Hello, children.
369
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,440
Moron.
370
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:10,540
Putz.
371
00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:12,413
You...
372
00:24:12,773 --> 00:24:13,800
find the rat?
373
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,958
No, but Allie said we can borrow Sparky.
374
00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:17,566
What if he gets away?
375
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,161
I made a leash.
376
00:24:20,413 --> 00:24:21,607
Good thinking.
377
00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:23,765
What do you guys want with Sparky?
378
00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:25,008
Wait.
379
00:24:25,108 --> 00:24:26,606
I don't want to know.
380
00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:28,280
It's men talk.
381
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:29,647
See you later.
382
00:24:30,493 --> 00:24:31,972
Where's the quarter?
383
00:24:36,013 --> 00:24:37,562
Did you swallow a quarter?
384
00:24:37,662 --> 00:24:38,840
I'll call the doctor.
385
00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:40,077
Relax.
386
00:24:40,177 --> 00:24:42,360
Kids swallow quarters all the time.
387
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,480
Really?
388
00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:47,486
Sure. If she craps out
two dimes and a nickel...
389
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,803
then you can start worrying, huh?
390
00:24:51,653 --> 00:24:52,722
Come here.
391
00:24:59,213 --> 00:25:02,011
...personally clean every little corner.
392
00:25:02,373 --> 00:25:03,601
Just look.
393
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:05,042
Like a mirror.
394
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:09,123
Miss Ragetti, everything appears
to be up to our standards.
395
00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:10,639
I'm very glad.
396
00:25:10,739 --> 00:25:13,691
Of course, appearances can be deceiving.
397
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,007
We'll see.
398
00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:18,517
What do you think? Now?
399
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,082
Unleash the beast.
400
00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:23,802
You'll wear a hair net
when you're cooking?
401
00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:25,568
Say yes.
402
00:25:29,893 --> 00:25:31,117
What did she say?
403
00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:33,932
She said, "Yes, sir, of course."
404
00:25:36,573 --> 00:25:38,239
Everything seems to be in order.
405
00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:39,440
Act rabid.
406
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,531
Be rabid.
407
00:25:40,631 --> 00:25:42,331
Good luck to you, schmuck.
408
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,008
What?
409
00:25:49,108 --> 00:25:50,242
It's a rat!
410
00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:52,051
A rat? Here?
411
00:25:52,173 --> 00:25:53,811
Vermin infestation!
412
00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,120
I'm writing you up.
413
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,220
Wait.
414
00:25:59,613 --> 00:26:01,569
It's not a rat, it's a...
415
00:26:02,453 --> 00:26:03,852
It's a guinea pig.
416
00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:06,600
It's a guinea pig.
417
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:10,078
What are the chances that a guinea
pig would run through here...
418
00:26:10,178 --> 00:26:11,845
on an inspection day?
419
00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:18,441
Well, lately, I must say that
the chances are pretty good.
420
00:26:22,773 --> 00:26:23,773
Ox.
421
00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:24,933
Nag.
422
00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:28,119
I don't think we've met.
423
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,566
I'm Maria Ragetti.
424
00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:31,809
John Gustafson.
425
00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:35,842
You like Italian, Mr. Gustafson?
426
00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:38,328
Yeah, I guess so. Why?
427
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,486
Buon appetito!
428
00:26:47,253 --> 00:26:49,244
Arrivederci, boys.
429
00:26:57,493 --> 00:27:00,132
Should we ask her for some garlic bread?
430
00:28:08,213 --> 00:28:09,885
How could I be so wrong?
431
00:28:10,213 --> 00:28:11,879
You have a gift.
432
00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:14,123
Not one customer all day.
433
00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:16,530
I mean, besides him.
434
00:28:18,453 --> 00:28:20,683
More vino, señorita!
435
00:28:21,693 --> 00:28:22,757
You go.
436
00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:24,491
It's your turn.
437
00:28:25,893 --> 00:28:27,645
I put his bib on.
438
00:28:33,053 --> 00:28:34,930
What's the matter, beautiful?
439
00:28:35,053 --> 00:28:36,964
You're meaner than a dog...
440
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:38,686
shitting tacks.
441
00:28:38,973 --> 00:28:42,170
We put everything into this place.
442
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,847
We could've retired in Hawaii.
443
00:28:45,013 --> 00:28:46,924
I have been to Hawaii.
444
00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:48,400
Which island?
445
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,211
Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you.
446
00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:52,964
I find you disgusting.
447
00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,928
Just as long as you find me.
448
00:28:57,773 --> 00:29:00,526
You want to join me, Ms. Ragetti?
449
00:29:04,093 --> 00:29:05,412
What the hell.
450
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,046
That a girl.
451
00:29:12,173 --> 00:29:14,767
Ding, dong, the witch is dead.
452
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:17,482
Here's to us.
453
00:29:17,582 --> 00:29:19,079
And to those like us.
454
00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:21,243
Yeah, there's damn few of us left.
455
00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:23,205
That's a damn good thing.
456
00:29:24,573 --> 00:29:25,767
To Chuck.
457
00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:29,001
May his bait shop never die.
458
00:29:48,613 --> 00:29:49,762
Get dressed.
459
00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,485
We go to town.
460
00:30:47,173 --> 00:30:49,050
Praise the Lord.
461
00:30:52,093 --> 00:30:53,765
Holy moly.
462
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,405
Is this seat taken?
463
00:31:03,933 --> 00:31:05,252
Beware.
464
00:31:05,493 --> 00:31:08,087
The devil is a beautiful lady in a red dress.
465
00:31:08,253 --> 00:31:10,680
Can I get you something, ma'am?
466
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:13,077
Yes, please. It's so hot in here.
467
00:31:13,177 --> 00:31:14,237
Maybe some...
468
00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:15,962
ice water will cool me down.
469
00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,168
Yes, ma'am.
470
00:31:21,653 --> 00:31:23,159
I've been thinking...
471
00:31:23,259 --> 00:31:25,962
it's such a shame we
got off on the wrong foot.
472
00:31:26,062 --> 00:31:27,160
It's a shame.
473
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:30,768
I'll bet if we give it
another chance, we could...
474
00:31:31,453 --> 00:31:32,762
become good friends.
475
00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:33,917
Friends?
476
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,287
Or maybe...
477
00:31:35,413 --> 00:31:37,483
even more than friends.
478
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:43,093
Go easy. Go easy, baby.
479
00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:48,881
This feels so much better.
480
00:31:48,981 --> 00:31:50,326
So nice.
481
00:31:51,573 --> 00:31:53,006
So cool.
482
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:56,007
So nice.
483
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,766
How do you feel?
484
00:32:00,013 --> 00:32:01,918
Friendly, friendly.
485
00:32:02,018 --> 00:32:03,918
I wish I could feel like you do...
486
00:32:04,018 --> 00:32:07,688
but this silly feud of
ours has got me so upset.
487
00:32:07,973 --> 00:32:09,486
What silly feud?
488
00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:13,326
It's a tiny little ristorante.
489
00:32:13,653 --> 00:32:15,601
You will never even know...
490
00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:16,967
it's there.
491
00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:18,959
Ristorante...
492
00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:20,253
never!
493
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:22,565
You are a stubborn man.
494
00:32:23,213 --> 00:32:26,241
Ragetti's will be a very great success!
495
00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:27,397
You shall see!
496
00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:29,370
Not in my lifetime!
497
00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,083
You evil temptress!
498
00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:42,492
Maria Ragetti?
499
00:32:43,293 --> 00:32:44,965
How do you know who I am?
500
00:32:45,773 --> 00:32:48,679
You do sort of stand
out in a town like this.
501
00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:50,764
I don't usually dress like this.
502
00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:53,684
You look very nice.
503
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,925
I look like...
504
00:32:56,413 --> 00:32:57,528
a slut.
505
00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,451
But a nice slut.
506
00:33:00,453 --> 00:33:03,763
I want to introduce myself.
My name is Ariel Gustafson.
507
00:33:03,933 --> 00:33:08,643
I want to say how sorry I am for what
Max and John are putting you through.
508
00:33:09,133 --> 00:33:12,125
You know how some people have
trouble saying goodbye?
509
00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,206
Believe me, it has nothing to do with you.
510
00:33:16,373 --> 00:33:19,092
Why do you say such
nice things? You don't know me.
511
00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:22,884
Because I know what it's like
to be the new kid in town.
512
00:33:28,013 --> 00:33:29,642
Here comes another one.
513
00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:30,877
Hello, boys.
514
00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:32,486
Honey, how was class?
515
00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:36,120
You two must be happy with yourselves.
516
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:39,011
I just ran into Maria and she's in tears.
517
00:33:39,173 --> 00:33:41,121
She thinks everyone hates her.
518
00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:42,277
She's right.
519
00:33:42,377 --> 00:33:45,481
John, I want you to go right
down to Ragetti's and apologize.
520
00:33:45,581 --> 00:33:46,637
For what?
521
00:33:46,737 --> 00:33:48,042
We tried to explain to her.
522
00:33:48,142 --> 00:33:49,639
She should've listened to us.
523
00:33:49,739 --> 00:33:51,644
I'll meet you at home, honey.
524
00:33:57,573 --> 00:34:01,958
I always knew you were on a short leash,
but not that you were on a choke collar.
525
00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:05,250
Nobody's in charge at
my house except me.
526
00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,958
That's the way to talk, Gustafson.
527
00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:10,682
I'm going home and get this
matter straightened out.
528
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,360
You're the man of the house,
the king of the castle.
529
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,886
Max, top her off?
530
00:34:15,813 --> 00:34:17,292
Long live the king!
531
00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,646
She threw me out.
532
00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:25,437
- Come on, just for tonight.
- Forget it.
533
00:34:25,537 --> 00:34:26,922
You won't know I'm here!
534
00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:28,366
You won't be here.
535
00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:34,173
What?
536
00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:35,646
I'm cold.
537
00:34:38,933 --> 00:34:41,322
Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.
538
00:34:59,653 --> 00:35:02,963
You got three TVs on.
You're not looking at any of them.
539
00:35:21,893 --> 00:35:23,042
What a pig.
540
00:35:23,853 --> 00:35:27,641
That's my tuna on rye.
I've been looking all over for that.
541
00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:29,207
Where did you find it?
542
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,812
Would you like half?
543
00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:48,365
This milk has chunks in it.
544
00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:50,132
What's your point?
545
00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:02,212
What am I doing?
546
00:36:02,893 --> 00:36:04,080
Next door...
547
00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:06,562
I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed...
548
00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:10,198
and a refrigerator full
of food that hasn't expired.
549
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,357
What're you saying?
550
00:36:11,457 --> 00:36:14,490
I'm going down to
Ragetti's to apologize to Maria.
551
00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:17,491
You traitor! You Benedict Arnold!
552
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,360
Finally.
553
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,523
Never thought he'd last this long.
554
00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:30,572
Smells all right.
555
00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:35,167
Why, all of a sudden, this change of heart?
556
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,090
I had a guilty conscience.
557
00:36:38,813 --> 00:36:41,122
Ariel kicked me out of the house.
558
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,405
I knew I liked your wife.
559
00:36:44,573 --> 00:36:45,847
What about Max?
560
00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:50,119
Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much
too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry.
561
00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:51,277
He's proud.
562
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:52,370
Of what?
563
00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:55,439
I don't know. He has a strong
character, and I admire that.
564
00:36:55,539 --> 00:36:56,886
You admire Max?
565
00:36:57,293 --> 00:36:59,284
You really are from out of town.
566
00:37:02,813 --> 00:37:05,442
Be careful. The grappa is very strong.
567
00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:09,572
You are speaking to a Gustafson.
I can hold my liquor. And this stuff, too.
568
00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:13,519
How long have you been married?
569
00:37:13,619 --> 00:37:16,801
Six months next week. How about you?
570
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,037
I'm divorced.
571
00:37:18,137 --> 00:37:19,320
I'm sorry.
572
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,641
Antonio was...
573
00:37:23,373 --> 00:37:24,719
That sounds bad.
574
00:37:24,819 --> 00:37:26,087
It ain't good.
575
00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:27,966
Oh, jeez.
576
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,607
Enough of that.
577
00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:31,451
I don't want to bore you.
578
00:37:49,253 --> 00:37:51,084
Good night, Ariel.
579
00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:28,679
Hey, Jacob. How are you?
580
00:38:28,779 --> 00:38:30,411
Thanks for the Phillips.
581
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,602
Listen...
582
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:36,052
Melanie and I wanted to
thank you and John...
583
00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:39,359
Melanie and I just wanted
you and John to know...
584
00:38:39,459 --> 00:38:42,721
how much we appreciate all the help
you've given us with the wedding.
585
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,531
No need to thank me.
586
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,681
Yes, but...
587
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:50,842
Nothing would make us happier
than to see you tying the knot.
588
00:38:51,093 --> 00:38:52,242
Thanks.
589
00:38:52,933 --> 00:38:56,289
And it means a great deal
to me to be a part of it.
590
00:38:57,053 --> 00:38:58,805
I'm proud of you.
591
00:39:01,053 --> 00:39:02,884
Studying up on your Italian?
592
00:39:03,853 --> 00:39:05,482
Thinking of wooing Maria?
593
00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:09,009
No, I'm going to curse at her in
her own language, that's all.
594
00:39:10,413 --> 00:39:12,369
I think she's a lesbian anyway.
595
00:39:12,493 --> 00:39:14,202
You've never even seen a lesbian.
596
00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:16,887
I did, too. Saw them on Geraldo.
597
00:39:17,013 --> 00:39:19,722
Say what you will. I think
you got the hots for her.
598
00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:24,045
Not in a million years. She's
just a pigheaded Italian witch...
599
00:39:24,173 --> 00:39:26,892
with piss and vinegar
running through her veins.
600
00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:31,321
He's in love.
601
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,240
Where're you off to?
602
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:55,485
Sven saw Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough.
Thought I'd go look.
603
00:39:57,053 --> 00:39:58,486
Where's Tweedledum?
604
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,839
I don't know.
605
00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:09,845
You don't know? He didn't
spend the night here?
606
00:40:10,053 --> 00:40:14,126
No. Last night he said he was going
to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria.
607
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,722
You mean to tell me he didn't come home?
608
00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:32,642
He's alive.
609
00:40:32,742 --> 00:40:34,000
Take these.
610
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,562
What happened?
611
00:40:35,662 --> 00:40:36,717
You passed out.
612
00:40:36,817 --> 00:40:39,043
I didn't think you should drive home.
613
00:40:39,493 --> 00:40:42,530
I feel like a polka band
is playing in my head.
614
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,684
You'll feel better after a hot shower.
615
00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:49,804
But I don't really need a hot shower.
616
00:40:54,013 --> 00:40:55,402
What if he had an accident?
617
00:40:55,502 --> 00:40:58,521
The only accident he's going
to have is when I see him.
618
00:40:58,621 --> 00:41:01,279
I'm sure there's a logical
explanation for all this.
619
00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:04,082
It must be nice, living in never-never land.
620
00:41:04,182 --> 00:41:07,848
Maybe I'll visit you sometime
when I need a break from reality.
621
00:41:11,213 --> 00:41:12,328
Step on it.
622
00:41:30,413 --> 00:41:32,529
He's going to explain everything...
623
00:41:32,653 --> 00:41:34,484
and I'll listen carefully...
624
00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:36,242
then I'll kill him.
625
00:41:36,342 --> 00:41:38,289
I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
626
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,242
Where is he?
627
00:41:42,342 --> 00:41:46,000
- We know he's in here! Where is he?
- Don't deny it!
628
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,642
You don't understand.
629
00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:49,239
I want to talk to him now.
630
00:41:49,339 --> 00:41:50,971
Well, let me explain!
631
00:41:54,373 --> 00:41:55,762
What's going on here?
632
00:41:55,862 --> 00:41:57,077
Nothing happened.
633
00:41:57,177 --> 00:41:58,360
Where's John?
634
00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,806
Wait a minute!
635
00:42:10,813 --> 00:42:12,531
How could you?
636
00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:15,042
This isn't what it looks like.
637
00:42:15,853 --> 00:42:18,078
Gustafson, you're doing it again!
638
00:42:18,178 --> 00:42:19,440
What are you talking about?
639
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:22,093
First it was May! Then it was Ariel!
640
00:42:22,413 --> 00:42:24,042
And now it's Maria!
641
00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,842
Watch that damn thing.
You said you hated Maria.
642
00:42:26,942 --> 00:42:28,402
That's not the point!
643
00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:30,797
You're the one who said
I should apologize.
644
00:42:30,897 --> 00:42:33,522
Apologize, yes. Not sleep with her.
645
00:42:33,622 --> 00:42:34,922
There is a difference.
646
00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:36,838
You think we had sex?
647
00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,200
You sure weren't having sex with me.
648
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:42,721
Why should I have sex with you?
You said you hated me!
649
00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:45,841
He said I hated you!
I never said I hated you!
650
00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:48,919
Actually, I've grown quite fond of you!
651
00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:53,052
So now I'm supposed to have
sex with you instead of him!
652
00:42:53,853 --> 00:42:55,998
So you admit you slept with my husband!
653
00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:58,049
Nobody slept with anybody.
654
00:42:59,773 --> 00:43:01,729
Speak for yourself.
655
00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:14,918
I had too much to drink last night.
656
00:43:15,018 --> 00:43:16,924
Sure. Blame it on the booze.
657
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:20,119
You think that's an acceptable
excuse for what you did?
658
00:43:20,219 --> 00:43:21,805
Are you gonna let me finish?
659
00:43:24,173 --> 00:43:28,000
I know my Maria. She don't want
nothing to do with that man.
660
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,482
How do you know?
661
00:43:29,582 --> 00:43:30,801
Because!
662
00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:34,207
She wants that man!
663
00:43:41,093 --> 00:43:42,093
Me?
664
00:43:43,013 --> 00:43:44,651
What do you want with me?
665
00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:50,642
What does that mean?
666
00:43:50,742 --> 00:43:53,770
"I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!"
667
00:43:57,253 --> 00:43:58,766
So, I'll call you?
668
00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:10,805
Three tiers like this.
669
00:44:11,773 --> 00:44:16,238
The lemon cake with the white frosting
and the yellow flowers. You like?
670
00:44:16,338 --> 00:44:17,440
Perfect.
671
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:18,720
It's exactly what we wanted.
672
00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:19,920
And now...
673
00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:21,801
for the big surprise.
674
00:44:21,901 --> 00:44:23,037
What surprise?
675
00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:24,400
We don't want surprises.
676
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,882
John thought of this one all by himself.
677
00:44:27,653 --> 00:44:29,291
The groom goes here.
678
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,732
And the bride...
679
00:44:32,173 --> 00:44:33,925
goes on top, like this.
680
00:44:34,373 --> 00:44:36,284
And then this goes here.
681
00:44:38,733 --> 00:44:41,761
And then on top of the
cake, in the frosting...
682
00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,127
we spell out:
683
00:44:43,253 --> 00:44:46,928
"Melanie has landed
herself another husband."
684
00:44:50,493 --> 00:44:51,846
This is not good.
685
00:44:52,813 --> 00:44:55,103
Maria
686
00:44:55,203 --> 00:44:59,132
I just met a girl named Maria
687
00:44:59,293 --> 00:45:01,853
And suddenly I see
688
00:45:02,013 --> 00:45:03,562
She's not the bitch
689
00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:05,803
I thought she'd be
690
00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:30,813
Ox.
691
00:45:30,933 --> 00:45:31,933
Nag.
692
00:45:32,453 --> 00:45:34,728
I didn't know you were a fisherman.
693
00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:37,163
There's a lot you don't know about me.
694
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:39,532
Any luck?
695
00:45:48,893 --> 00:45:50,406
Holy moly!
696
00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:55,925
I showed you mine,
now you show me yours.
697
00:45:56,893 --> 00:45:58,292
You mean the fish.
698
00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,688
It ain't the size that matters.
699
00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:08,123
Are we still talking about your fish?
700
00:46:10,813 --> 00:46:12,132
Very funny.
701
00:46:12,973 --> 00:46:14,197
You know...
702
00:46:14,297 --> 00:46:16,124
I've lived here all my life.
703
00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:20,645
Nobody knows about this place any
more than I do. I know everything.
704
00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,608
I could take you around sometime...
705
00:46:23,933 --> 00:46:25,969
if you would like it.
706
00:46:26,373 --> 00:46:27,959
Are you asking me on a date?
707
00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:29,645
Hell, no.
708
00:46:30,533 --> 00:46:33,366
But if I were, and I'm not,
what would you say?
709
00:46:34,213 --> 00:46:37,598
If I were to accept, and
I'm not saying I would...
710
00:46:37,698 --> 00:46:39,604
Because I haven't asked you.
711
00:46:40,573 --> 00:46:42,325
I would say...
712
00:46:43,453 --> 00:46:44,886
What would you say?
713
00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:47,360
Maybe.
714
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,967
Maybe? What kind of
an answer is "Maybe"?
715
00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:51,805
Maybe's maybe.
716
00:46:52,933 --> 00:46:55,970
Then maybe I'll stop by at 7:00 tonight.
717
00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:59,205
Maybe I'll cook something
nice for you in the kitchen.
718
00:46:59,573 --> 00:47:01,159
I'll see you then.
719
00:47:01,259 --> 00:47:02,453
Maybe.
720
00:47:10,853 --> 00:47:12,081
Whatever that means.
721
00:47:12,853 --> 00:47:14,286
What do you think?
722
00:47:18,893 --> 00:47:21,088
Does it make me look fat?
723
00:47:21,693 --> 00:47:25,041
You should be so picky.
He's got the face of a mackerel.
724
00:47:25,141 --> 00:47:28,330
Antonio had the face of an
angel and look where it got me.
725
00:47:28,573 --> 00:47:32,009
How many times do you have
to get your heart broken?
726
00:47:32,293 --> 00:47:35,330
Max is different, Mama.
He makes me laugh.
727
00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:38,117
I don't like this. Not one bit.
728
00:47:38,217 --> 00:47:41,321
But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him.
729
00:47:41,421 --> 00:47:42,557
Not yet.
730
00:47:42,657 --> 00:47:43,802
"Not yet."
731
00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:48,002
Are you sure you like the white better?
732
00:47:51,533 --> 00:47:53,205
Definitely the blue.
733
00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:57,759
I'm a little nervous.
734
00:47:57,859 --> 00:47:58,968
Oh, come on.
735
00:48:00,013 --> 00:48:02,208
Just be yourself. You'll be fine.
736
00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:08,440
Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine
on the way? She'll appreciate it.
737
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:09,733
Check.
738
00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:13,358
And don't forget. Compliment
her on how great she looks.
739
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:16,365
- Already got that covered.
- Let me hear it.
740
00:48:21,613 --> 00:48:24,332
There may be lots of fish in the sea...
741
00:48:24,853 --> 00:48:28,766
but you're the only one I would
like to mount over my fireplace.
742
00:48:31,653 --> 00:48:33,484
That's not... bad.
743
00:48:34,133 --> 00:48:36,560
You notice the sexual innuendo?
744
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,853
I did.
745
00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,362
Subliminal messages.
746
00:48:40,462 --> 00:48:44,359
It's how you get people to do what
you want without them knowing it.
747
00:48:44,459 --> 00:48:46,518
- Where'd you learn that?
- Geraldo.
748
00:48:46,618 --> 00:48:47,887
Oh, boy.
749
00:48:50,613 --> 00:48:52,126
Very nice.
750
00:48:52,653 --> 00:48:57,480
I went to Nate's Auto Body Shop.
Had all the seats refinished.
751
00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,689
It's authentic imitation leather.
752
00:49:02,253 --> 00:49:05,450
Go get them, tiger.
You got nothing to worry about.
753
00:49:13,133 --> 00:49:14,725
He's doomed.
754
00:49:48,493 --> 00:49:51,053
There are many fish in the sea, Maria...
755
00:49:51,493 --> 00:49:55,281
but you're the only one
I want to mount over my fireplace.
756
00:49:56,053 --> 00:49:57,850
You're the only one...
757
00:50:08,853 --> 00:50:10,366
Holy moly.
758
00:50:12,853 --> 00:50:14,605
Good evening, Maria.
759
00:50:14,853 --> 00:50:16,081
Good evening.
760
00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:18,406
You look nice.
761
00:50:18,533 --> 00:50:19,761
Thank you.
762
00:50:23,493 --> 00:50:25,165
I just want to say...
763
00:50:25,853 --> 00:50:27,730
What I'm trying to say is...
764
00:50:28,013 --> 00:50:30,573
There are many women
floating in the river...
765
00:50:31,013 --> 00:50:33,440
but you're the only one I want to stuff...
766
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:34,966
and stick over...
767
00:50:35,253 --> 00:50:36,360
on my wall...
768
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:38,091
over the fireplace.
769
00:50:39,653 --> 00:50:41,405
Thank you so much.
770
00:50:43,693 --> 00:50:45,411
Would you like to come in?
771
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:47,362
Please.
772
00:50:49,773 --> 00:50:51,331
I didn't say it right.
773
00:50:54,053 --> 00:50:57,443
I've never seen wine that
comes from a box before.
774
00:50:57,693 --> 00:50:59,322
It's pretty fancy, huh?
775
00:50:59,422 --> 00:51:01,483
Look, it's even got it's own tap.
776
00:51:02,173 --> 00:51:04,164
Look at this. Here. You got it?
777
00:51:07,053 --> 00:51:09,089
- It's real wine.
- That's great.
778
00:51:12,533 --> 00:51:14,763
So, how do you like the old place?
779
00:51:15,733 --> 00:51:17,086
It's changed.
780
00:51:17,773 --> 00:51:19,918
Is that good or bad?
781
00:51:20,018 --> 00:51:21,287
It's the worst.
782
00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:22,640
I hate change.
783
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:23,740
Why?
784
00:51:23,973 --> 00:51:26,282
Things never change for the better.
785
00:51:26,493 --> 00:51:28,688
Change brought me here to Wabasha.
786
00:51:30,013 --> 00:51:32,447
Are you saying you wish I hadn't come?
787
00:51:34,533 --> 00:51:36,444
Is that a trick question?
788
00:51:37,893 --> 00:51:39,326
You see?
789
00:51:39,813 --> 00:51:41,362
Now the weather has changed.
790
00:51:41,462 --> 00:51:43,489
So much for dining al fresco.
791
00:51:44,733 --> 00:51:46,291
Holy moly.
792
00:51:51,413 --> 00:51:52,971
I'm all wet.
793
00:51:55,773 --> 00:51:57,729
It's really coming down.
794
00:51:58,693 --> 00:52:01,651
You know, the night
crawlers'll be out soon.
795
00:52:02,013 --> 00:52:03,651
What's a night crawler?
796
00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:06,811
What are you, a communist?
797
00:52:08,133 --> 00:52:10,522
Night crawler's the king of all worms.
798
00:52:10,773 --> 00:52:14,121
They come out at night,
after the rain, to lay out on the grass.
799
00:52:14,221 --> 00:52:15,771
Breathe the night air.
800
00:52:16,413 --> 00:52:20,761
This restaurant is sitting on top of
one of the biggest and best worm beds...
801
00:52:20,861 --> 00:52:22,525
in all of Wabasha County.
802
00:52:23,733 --> 00:52:25,644
You can imagine my excitement.
803
00:52:29,853 --> 00:52:34,131
Honey, stop worrying.
Max will be just fine.
804
00:52:34,813 --> 00:52:36,246
I hope so.
805
00:52:37,493 --> 00:52:40,053
I may have given him
some bad advice earlier.
806
00:52:40,893 --> 00:52:42,212
What'd you say?
807
00:52:42,653 --> 00:52:43,972
I told him...
808
00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:46,966
I told him...
809
00:52:47,213 --> 00:52:48,566
to just be himself.
810
00:52:49,293 --> 00:52:50,487
You said what?
811
00:52:50,933 --> 00:52:54,760
Don't shine the light on them.
They zip back into their holes.
812
00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:56,040
So I should...
813
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,160
Like this?
814
00:52:57,260 --> 00:52:58,599
Up, down. Yeah.
815
00:52:58,699 --> 00:52:59,960
You know...
816
00:53:00,060 --> 00:53:02,357
that worms have both...
817
00:53:02,457 --> 00:53:05,439
male and female sexual organs?
818
00:53:05,539 --> 00:53:07,800
No, I didn't know that.
819
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,957
It's true.
820
00:53:09,057 --> 00:53:11,517
You know a lot about worms, Max.
821
00:53:11,617 --> 00:53:13,561
I don't know that much.
822
00:53:13,661 --> 00:53:14,840
You do.
823
00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:17,208
Every once in a while I pick up a tip.
824
00:53:17,813 --> 00:53:19,326
That's it. Good.
825
00:53:19,773 --> 00:53:21,001
There's one.
826
00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:23,082
There.
827
00:53:23,453 --> 00:53:25,205
Quietly now.
828
00:53:25,373 --> 00:53:27,443
- What should I do?
- Tiptoe over.
829
00:53:29,053 --> 00:53:32,481
And then suddenly,
reach down and grab him.
830
00:53:32,581 --> 00:53:35,133
When you get near him, grab him.
831
00:53:40,733 --> 00:53:42,246
You all right, Maria?
832
00:53:43,293 --> 00:53:46,721
You scared every worm away
for a radius of five miles.
833
00:53:46,821 --> 00:53:48,041
I'm sorry.
834
00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:55,133
What?
835
00:53:55,453 --> 00:53:58,013
You have a very beautiful smile.
836
00:54:03,253 --> 00:54:05,528
Would it be all right if I kissed you?
837
00:54:07,053 --> 00:54:08,053
Yes.
838
00:54:19,813 --> 00:54:22,805
I haven't been with a man for a long time.
839
00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:25,246
Me neither.
840
00:54:25,413 --> 00:54:26,926
Be gentle.
841
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,210
Mamma mia.
842
00:54:41,493 --> 00:54:43,131
Holy moly.
843
00:55:27,453 --> 00:55:29,002
Morning, Mr. Gustafson.
844
00:55:29,102 --> 00:55:30,526
I don't believe it.
845
00:55:31,573 --> 00:55:33,484
You and that beautiful lady?
846
00:55:33,813 --> 00:55:36,479
I am the thief of hearts.
I am the gangster of love.
847
00:55:36,579 --> 00:55:40,088
Tell me, was it more
of a holdup than a stickup?
848
00:55:40,413 --> 00:55:41,802
Never mind that.
849
00:55:41,902 --> 00:55:46,598
Even your infantile penis jokes seem
charming and witty this morning.
850
00:55:46,698 --> 00:55:50,288
Okay, Lothario, we got to get to
the Oktoberfest to meet the kids.
851
00:55:55,133 --> 00:55:58,170
I think I liked you better
before you were getting any.
852
00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:18,322
Hi, dear.
853
00:56:20,693 --> 00:56:21,880
What's going on?
854
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:23,479
We got a surprise for you.
855
00:56:23,579 --> 00:56:25,079
No more surprises.
856
00:56:25,179 --> 00:56:26,765
Attention!
857
00:56:28,973 --> 00:56:31,203
In just eight days...
858
00:56:31,733 --> 00:56:36,204
these two happy kids
will be husband and wife!
859
00:56:40,493 --> 00:56:42,079
My dear friends...
860
00:56:42,179 --> 00:56:43,686
Max and John...
861
00:56:44,373 --> 00:56:45,965
have asked me...
862
00:56:46,213 --> 00:56:47,532
Handsome Hans...
863
00:56:47,973 --> 00:56:50,282
to be their music man!
864
00:56:53,373 --> 00:56:57,525
Let's celebrate the young lovers'
nuptials with the Chicken Polka!
865
00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,369
Come on, you're going to love this.
866
00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:11,245
I'm in the Twilight Zone.
867
00:57:13,093 --> 00:57:15,482
Another one of your father's great ideas.
868
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,718
Your father booked our reception hall.
869
00:57:17,818 --> 00:57:20,719
Handsome Hans will fit right in
at Slippery's Bar.
870
00:57:20,819 --> 00:57:22,212
It's a tavern.
871
00:57:25,453 --> 00:57:26,677
This is a mistake.
872
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:29,040
Right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy.
873
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,771
That's not what I meant.
874
00:57:36,773 --> 00:57:40,482
I want to get married.
If you're not sure, tell me.
875
00:57:41,173 --> 00:57:43,164
I'm just not sure.
876
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:46,246
You tell me this now?
877
00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:48,562
We're a week away from the wedding.
878
00:57:48,662 --> 00:57:49,797
Jacob, I love you.
879
00:57:49,897 --> 00:57:51,319
You just don't want to marry me.
880
00:57:51,419 --> 00:57:52,637
No, that's not it!
881
00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,724
I think we should take our time.
882
00:57:55,053 --> 00:57:58,932
I've been taking my time. How does
waiting since the second grade grab you?
883
00:57:59,773 --> 00:58:01,286
Stop it!
884
00:58:04,573 --> 00:58:07,041
It's like you are already married.
885
00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:11,802
Polka!
886
00:58:14,013 --> 00:58:15,048
Honey.
887
00:58:18,133 --> 00:58:19,559
I know what I'm talking about.
888
00:58:19,659 --> 00:58:22,850
Really? Then how come you're
the one that's divorced?
889
00:58:34,773 --> 00:58:35,888
Honey?
890
00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,400
The wedding's off.
891
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,637
What do you mean?
892
00:58:38,737 --> 00:58:41,037
We already paid for everything!
893
00:58:41,137 --> 00:58:42,197
Honey?
894
00:58:42,297 --> 00:58:43,487
What happened?
895
00:58:46,493 --> 00:58:48,643
What happened? I'll tell you.
896
00:58:48,973 --> 00:58:50,761
Your daughter got cold feet.
897
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,120
My ass. Your son insulted her.
898
00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:56,561
Everything he said was true.
Maybe she can't handle the truth!
899
00:58:56,661 --> 00:58:58,761
She can't? What is the truth, Max?
900
00:58:58,861 --> 00:59:01,280
Her first marriage was a flop.
901
00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:03,321
That was Mike's fault. You know that.
902
00:59:03,421 --> 00:59:06,681
She couldn't keep Mike happy.
How can she keep Jacob happy?
903
00:59:06,781 --> 00:59:08,411
That's a lousy thing...
904
00:59:08,733 --> 00:59:12,437
My daughter wouldn't marry your son
if he was the last man in Wabasha.
905
00:59:12,537 --> 00:59:15,721
Fine with me. I was against
the whole thing from the start.
906
00:59:15,821 --> 00:59:17,037
That goes double for me.
907
00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:18,160
Then it's off!
908
00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:19,839
Everything is off!
909
00:59:19,939 --> 00:59:22,493
The wedding is off and
the friendship is off.
910
00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:25,642
And the gloves are off.
911
00:59:28,533 --> 00:59:30,444
Let the games begin.
912
00:59:31,173 --> 00:59:32,280
Come on, baby.
913
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,567
Come to Papa.
914
00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:37,369
Yes, that a boy.
915
00:59:37,653 --> 00:59:39,166
That's it.
916
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:52,564
What the hell is...
917
00:59:57,293 --> 00:59:59,682
Oh, damn you, Goldman!
918
01:00:09,853 --> 01:00:11,445
What a putz.
919
01:00:26,533 --> 01:00:27,886
Here's your card.
920
01:00:28,053 --> 01:00:30,123
- That's it for you?
- That'll do it.
921
01:00:30,933 --> 01:00:32,077
Have a nice day.
922
01:00:32,177 --> 01:00:33,811
Thanks. Same to you.
923
01:01:15,967 --> 01:01:17,446
You dance very well.
924
01:01:18,127 --> 01:01:19,321
Thank you.
925
01:01:21,807 --> 01:01:24,924
I got this for you. Hope you don't mind.
926
01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:30,958
It's a cubic zirconia.
927
01:01:31,407 --> 01:01:34,153
Got it from the Home Shopping Network.
928
01:01:34,253 --> 01:01:35,993
It's so beautiful.
929
01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:37,361
Let me help you.
930
01:01:39,407 --> 01:01:42,285
See how it looks? Just put that like that.
931
01:01:45,247 --> 01:01:46,885
You don't like it?
932
01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:49,471
No, it's beautiful. It's just...
933
01:01:49,571 --> 01:01:50,682
Just what?
934
01:01:51,087 --> 01:01:52,600
I don't know.
935
01:01:52,847 --> 01:01:54,758
Things are moving so fast.
936
01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:56,236
What's wrong with fast?
937
01:01:56,336 --> 01:01:57,551
I like fast.
938
01:01:57,651 --> 01:02:01,481
I didn't plan on meeting somebody
like you when I came to Wabasha.
939
01:02:02,287 --> 01:02:04,874
But you're happy, huh?
940
01:02:04,974 --> 01:02:07,322
Yes. But that is what worries me.
941
01:02:07,527 --> 01:02:08,751
What do you mean?
942
01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:10,997
I don't know what I'm talking about.
943
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:13,881
It's beautiful.
944
01:02:14,927 --> 01:02:16,071
Thank you.
945
01:02:16,171 --> 01:02:17,520
Thank you, Max.
946
01:02:32,567 --> 01:02:35,127
Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws.
947
01:03:01,047 --> 01:03:02,446
Get out of there.
948
01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:10,600
Holy moly.
949
01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:14,274
You just...
950
01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:17,484
kissed your ninth life goodbye, Slick!
951
01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:22,038
This one is very sweet.
952
01:03:22,207 --> 01:03:25,244
That one, with the big tongue
and brown eyes, is great.
953
01:03:26,247 --> 01:03:27,391
This one?
954
01:03:27,491 --> 01:03:28,514
This one?
955
01:03:28,614 --> 01:03:29,960
Yes. One eye.
956
01:03:30,127 --> 01:03:31,122
No nuts.
957
01:03:31,222 --> 01:03:33,721
You mean Lucky. You don't want him.
958
01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:35,875
I'll take him.
959
01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,566
Here, Lucky.
960
01:03:41,247 --> 01:03:42,282
He's cute.
961
01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:50,435
Good morning, Slick.
962
01:03:50,847 --> 01:03:52,396
What a nice kitty cat.
963
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,920
Yes, you are.
964
01:03:54,327 --> 01:03:57,478
And I see you've crapped
on my newspaper again.
965
01:03:58,327 --> 01:04:02,240
Would you like to make a
new friend this morning?
966
01:04:02,567 --> 01:04:03,562
Lucky!
967
01:04:03,662 --> 01:04:04,875
Kill Slick!
968
01:04:06,007 --> 01:04:07,151
Lucky!
969
01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:08,566
Kill Slick!
970
01:04:56,687 --> 01:04:58,439
Everything's under control.
971
01:05:02,687 --> 01:05:04,635
How do you like that, you putz?
972
01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:06,160
Why you dirty...
973
01:05:10,087 --> 01:05:11,151
I'll kill you.
974
01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:13,754
You ruined my refinished seats.
975
01:05:13,854 --> 01:05:17,275
You broadcast my naked
ass to half of Wabasha!
976
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,917
Big deal! Take that, you vandal!
977
01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:21,476
You nearly killed my cat!
978
01:05:21,576 --> 01:05:25,321
That mangy animal's been
crapping on my paper for years!
979
01:05:27,407 --> 01:05:28,920
Give me that pole!
980
01:05:29,287 --> 01:05:30,959
That pole?
981
01:05:39,327 --> 01:05:40,555
That's it.
982
01:05:41,207 --> 01:05:43,394
If my dog was as ugly as you...
983
01:05:43,494 --> 01:05:46,763
I'd shave his ass and
teach him to walk backwards!
984
01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:51,995
That trick doesn't work with me.
985
01:05:52,095 --> 01:05:54,637
Time out. Where are you going?
986
01:05:54,737 --> 01:05:58,322
Home. You can call me when
this stupid war is over!
987
01:05:59,047 --> 01:06:00,480
She left me.
988
01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:02,486
Are you surprised?
989
01:06:09,647 --> 01:06:10,647
There we are.
990
01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:13,917
So good.
991
01:06:14,017 --> 01:06:14,742
Now...
992
01:06:14,842 --> 01:06:15,886
you put in...
993
01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:18,038
just a pinch of salt.
994
01:06:18,847 --> 01:06:19,847
Damn.
995
01:06:20,087 --> 01:06:21,151
Not too much.
996
01:06:21,251 --> 01:06:22,999
Now you tell me.
997
01:06:23,487 --> 01:06:24,796
Not too salty.
998
01:06:24,896 --> 01:06:25,886
Shut up.
999
01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:28,117
There we are. Add some garnish here.
1000
01:06:28,927 --> 01:06:30,593
Time to look at the birds.
1001
01:06:30,693 --> 01:06:32,359
The bird.
1002
01:06:33,087 --> 01:06:34,087
Fire!
1003
01:06:37,007 --> 01:06:38,007
Fire!
1004
01:06:38,207 --> 01:06:39,959
I got a fire here!
1005
01:06:41,887 --> 01:06:46,642
Absolutely perfect. Anybodycan make these. It's simple.
1006
01:06:47,447 --> 01:06:48,836
What're you doing?
1007
01:06:48,936 --> 01:06:51,072
I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner...
1008
01:06:51,172 --> 01:06:52,566
for Maria.
1009
01:06:56,287 --> 01:06:58,953
- Look at this.
- She'll be impressed.
1010
01:06:59,053 --> 01:07:00,560
Tell her it's Cajun.
1011
01:07:02,247 --> 01:07:04,044
And what do you call this?
1012
01:07:04,367 --> 01:07:05,554
Haven't decided.
1013
01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:08,207
But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew."
1014
01:07:08,447 --> 01:07:09,721
Is that right?
1015
01:07:10,407 --> 01:07:12,957
Not to be a pessimist,
but maybe you need a backup plan.
1016
01:07:13,057 --> 01:07:14,685
What else can you make?
1017
01:07:14,887 --> 01:07:16,878
- Jelly sandwiches.
- Get cracking.
1018
01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:19,916
I used to love jelly
sandwiches with peanut butter.
1019
01:07:20,016 --> 01:07:21,998
So did you, when you were a kid.
1020
01:07:26,367 --> 01:07:28,432
Go over and tell her you're sorry.
1021
01:07:28,532 --> 01:07:32,202
I tried to. She won't even talk to me.
Not that I blame her.
1022
01:07:37,407 --> 01:07:40,956
You spend too much time
with this Max Goldman.
1023
01:07:41,247 --> 01:07:43,363
I like him, Mama. A lot.
1024
01:07:43,487 --> 01:07:45,914
He'll break your heart, like the others.
1025
01:07:46,014 --> 01:07:48,391
No, this time it's different.
1026
01:07:48,491 --> 01:07:51,595
You said Fernando was different,
and look what happened.
1027
01:07:51,695 --> 01:07:53,475
I was a girl, Mama!
1028
01:07:53,575 --> 01:07:56,604
And then there was Eduardo, the drunk.
1029
01:07:56,887 --> 01:07:58,559
That was a long time ago.
1030
01:07:58,767 --> 01:08:01,795
Marcello, the womanizer,
was not that long ago.
1031
01:08:01,895 --> 01:08:02,994
I'm not listening.
1032
01:08:03,094 --> 01:08:05,716
And next came Carlo, the con man.
1033
01:08:05,816 --> 01:08:07,675
- Are you finished?
- I wish!
1034
01:08:07,775 --> 01:08:10,201
But then I would be forgetting Antonio!
1035
01:08:11,447 --> 01:08:14,193
All five I warn you against...
1036
01:08:14,293 --> 01:08:17,715
and all five you marry!
1037
01:08:17,815 --> 01:08:19,684
You are a good girl...
1038
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:21,792
but you are cursed in love.
1039
01:08:21,892 --> 01:08:23,206
That isn't true.
1040
01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:25,841
For once, Maria, listen to your mama.
1041
01:08:27,847 --> 01:08:29,838
Do you care for him?
1042
01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:32,407
Yes.
1043
01:08:33,727 --> 01:08:35,479
Then leave him be.
1044
01:09:54,487 --> 01:09:57,595
I've really done it this time.
I've really screwed up.
1045
01:09:57,695 --> 01:10:00,247
Jake and Melanie
have called off the marriage.
1046
01:10:00,407 --> 01:10:03,797
Jake moved in with Max, Max
and I are at it again and...
1047
01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:09,045
Ariel's moved back into her house
with Melanie. What am I going to do?
1048
01:10:38,207 --> 01:10:40,516
Looks like God remembered you.
1049
01:11:43,927 --> 01:11:45,326
I'm sorry.
1050
01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:17,354
Hey, moron.
1051
01:12:17,454 --> 01:12:18,880
Hello, putz.
1052
01:12:19,887 --> 01:12:21,276
Mind if I join you?
1053
01:12:21,376 --> 01:12:22,766
No, help yourself.
1054
01:12:26,127 --> 01:12:28,960
I knew your old man longer
than I knew my own.
1055
01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:32,672
He was always fond of you.
1056
01:12:32,772 --> 01:12:34,120
He was a good man.
1057
01:12:34,367 --> 01:12:35,516
The best.
1058
01:12:36,207 --> 01:12:39,882
You know I didn't mean
what I said about Melanie the other day.
1059
01:12:40,047 --> 01:12:42,436
You know how I really feel about Jacob.
1060
01:12:43,487 --> 01:12:44,966
He's a good boy.
1061
01:12:46,447 --> 01:12:48,722
I just don't want him to be lonely.
1062
01:12:49,007 --> 01:12:50,440
He deserves better.
1063
01:12:50,647 --> 01:12:52,080
He deserves Melanie.
1064
01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:00,564
What do you want to do?
1065
01:13:02,567 --> 01:13:03,711
Wanna get drunk?
1066
01:13:03,811 --> 01:13:04,811
Yeah.
1067
01:13:21,607 --> 01:13:23,512
Come on, Grandpa John, hurry.
1068
01:13:23,612 --> 01:13:27,274
I'm coming. But you already
got enough candy in this bag...
1069
01:13:27,374 --> 01:13:29,235
to give the neighborhood cavities.
1070
01:13:29,335 --> 01:13:32,792
What'll you do to ensure six monthsfrom now you feel happier...
1071
01:13:32,892 --> 01:13:34,957
and more loved than you do today?
1072
01:13:36,007 --> 01:13:38,557
The truth is, if you don't do something...
1073
01:13:38,657 --> 01:13:40,478
nothing in life will change.
1074
01:13:49,087 --> 01:13:51,396
Stop the insanity!
1075
01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:18,993
What are you feeding him?
1076
01:14:19,093 --> 01:14:20,566
Hormel chili.
1077
01:14:22,807 --> 01:14:24,286
He likes it.
1078
01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,520
Trick or treat.
1079
01:14:28,167 --> 01:14:31,955
Trick or treat, I forgot. Just plain forgot.
1080
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:34,433
Hiya, kids.
1081
01:14:34,533 --> 01:14:35,634
Here's your coaster.
1082
01:14:35,734 --> 01:14:37,276
And there's a stapler for you.
1083
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:39,597
Open your bag. That's it. Good shot.
1084
01:14:39,807 --> 01:14:41,126
Happy Halloween.
1085
01:14:42,007 --> 01:14:43,274
Hi, Uncle Max.
1086
01:14:43,374 --> 01:14:44,554
Who's that? Allie?
1087
01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:45,645
Hi, Allie.
1088
01:14:45,745 --> 01:14:48,161
Is Allie here? Look at you.
1089
01:14:48,367 --> 01:14:50,756
Let me hear a polar bear growl.
1090
01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:55,877
Happy Halloween there, putzo.
1091
01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:57,876
How'd you know it's me?
1092
01:14:57,976 --> 01:15:01,960
You wear the same costume every
Christmas or whatever this...
1093
01:15:02,607 --> 01:15:03,676
Halloween.
1094
01:15:05,327 --> 01:15:07,363
Hey, you. How's your mom doing?
1095
01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:09,205
Okay. Want to come over?
1096
01:15:09,367 --> 01:15:12,006
Yeah, you want to go over and just say hi?
1097
01:15:13,327 --> 01:15:16,285
She'd probably throw me
out the moment she saw me.
1098
01:15:21,927 --> 01:15:24,157
Max, I think I got an idea.
1099
01:15:29,207 --> 01:15:30,234
Trick or treat!
1100
01:15:30,334 --> 01:15:31,646
Hey, you!
1101
01:15:33,807 --> 01:15:35,074
How did we do tonight?
1102
01:15:35,174 --> 01:15:38,762
Uncle Max gave me a can opener
and a bunch of laundry detergent.
1103
01:15:39,247 --> 01:15:40,647
He did?
1104
01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:43,760
Yes, he did.
1105
01:15:47,287 --> 01:15:48,845
I'm going to bed.
1106
01:15:48,967 --> 01:15:51,401
Don't you want to watch the scary movie?
1107
01:15:51,527 --> 01:15:54,644
I said, I'm going to bed!
1108
01:15:55,687 --> 01:15:57,439
What has gotten into her?
1109
01:16:03,527 --> 01:16:04,801
You look great.
1110
01:16:08,567 --> 01:16:10,558
You look ridiculous.
1111
01:16:16,367 --> 01:16:18,244
Needed to see you again...
1112
01:16:21,447 --> 01:16:24,316
to tell you how sorry
I was for the way I acted.
1113
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:28,116
I just thought I couldn't be
happy unless we were married...
1114
01:16:28,647 --> 01:16:30,126
and I realize now...
1115
01:16:31,647 --> 01:16:33,717
I just want you in my life.
1116
01:16:34,687 --> 01:16:36,166
That's all I want.
1117
01:16:37,567 --> 01:16:39,558
And if we ever do get married...
1118
01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:41,641
I promise...
1119
01:16:43,447 --> 01:16:46,166
we'll use a professional
wedding coordinator.
1120
01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:52,245
You look terrific.
1121
01:17:03,847 --> 01:17:05,193
They're watching us.
1122
01:17:05,293 --> 01:17:06,394
No, they're not.
1123
01:17:06,494 --> 01:17:09,001
No, they're not. Yes, they are.
1124
01:17:16,607 --> 01:17:18,518
Let's celebrate. Beers are on me.
1125
01:17:18,687 --> 01:17:22,282
I'd love to, but I've got someone
very special waiting for me.
1126
01:17:24,887 --> 01:17:27,793
If you had half a brain, you
could have the same thing.
1127
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,320
She dumped me.
1128
01:17:30,527 --> 01:17:34,520
Would you park that stupid
pride of yours just once?
1129
01:17:35,807 --> 01:17:38,037
You might surprise yourself.
1130
01:17:47,527 --> 01:17:49,324
I must speak to Maria!
1131
01:17:52,887 --> 01:17:54,276
Put down that bat.
1132
01:17:54,376 --> 01:17:55,996
She don't want to see you.
1133
01:17:56,096 --> 01:17:58,965
I ain't leaving here until I see Maria!
1134
01:17:59,487 --> 01:18:00,602
At last...
1135
01:18:00,767 --> 01:18:02,564
I get to whack him!
1136
01:18:03,087 --> 01:18:04,998
Mama, please. Please.
1137
01:18:09,887 --> 01:18:11,878
Maria, we need to talk.
1138
01:18:12,887 --> 01:18:14,436
There's nothing to talk about.
1139
01:18:14,536 --> 01:18:19,123
At least give me an explanation.
I think I deserve that much.
1140
01:18:20,047 --> 01:18:21,446
Yes, you're right.
1141
01:18:23,807 --> 01:18:25,525
I must tell you something.
1142
01:18:27,647 --> 01:18:29,399
I have been married before.
1143
01:18:30,047 --> 01:18:32,117
To Antonio, I know.
1144
01:18:32,727 --> 01:18:34,524
But also to Fernando.
1145
01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:36,516
And Carlo.
1146
01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:39,285
And Eduardo.
1147
01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:42,279
And Marcello.
1148
01:18:48,607 --> 01:18:50,040
Holy moly.
1149
01:18:51,167 --> 01:18:53,476
You've been married five times?
1150
01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:55,879
So, now you understand?
1151
01:18:56,767 --> 01:18:58,280
Mother is right.
1152
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:01,237
I'm cursed in love.
1153
01:19:05,567 --> 01:19:07,080
Wait! Wait!
1154
01:19:07,567 --> 01:19:09,398
Will you wait, please?
1155
01:19:13,367 --> 01:19:16,439
I don't know what happened
with those other guys, but...
1156
01:19:16,647 --> 01:19:18,763
let me tell you something about me.
1157
01:19:22,807 --> 01:19:25,560
I know I'm no great prize, but I'm loyal...
1158
01:19:26,247 --> 01:19:27,521
I'm honest...
1159
01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:30,486
and I know how to treat a lady.
1160
01:19:32,607 --> 01:19:36,043
Anybody says any different doesn't
know her ass from her elbow.
1161
01:19:39,487 --> 01:19:43,314
Look, I got a week's worth
of leftovers at the house...
1162
01:19:43,414 --> 01:19:48,162
so if you care to join me for some
Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches...
1163
01:19:48,567 --> 01:19:50,876
I would be indeed honored.
1164
01:19:53,447 --> 01:19:55,403
That sounds wonderful.
1165
01:19:59,047 --> 01:20:02,005
You must really like jelly sandwiches.
1166
01:20:21,607 --> 01:20:23,325
Très magnifique, Max.
1167
01:20:23,967 --> 01:20:25,082
Thank you.
1168
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,275
We're running a bit behind.
1169
01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:28,800
Meet you at church.
1170
01:20:28,967 --> 01:20:30,195
Don't be late!
1171
01:20:41,647 --> 01:20:43,399
Isn't that Sven over there?
1172
01:20:59,567 --> 01:21:01,472
You look like you've seen a ghost.
1173
01:21:01,572 --> 01:21:03,956
Biggest fish I ever seen.
1174
01:21:04,647 --> 01:21:06,319
Catfish Hunter, yeah.
1175
01:21:09,087 --> 01:21:10,311
I fought the beast...
1176
01:21:10,411 --> 01:21:11,551
for an hour...
1177
01:21:11,651 --> 01:21:13,000
and I had him.
1178
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,232
Right up into the boat.
1179
01:21:15,332 --> 01:21:16,521
And then...
1180
01:21:17,887 --> 01:21:19,031
he smiled.
1181
01:21:19,131 --> 01:21:20,436
- Smiled?
- See?
1182
01:21:20,536 --> 01:21:21,873
He bit the pole in half.
1183
01:21:21,973 --> 01:21:23,559
Holy moly.
1184
01:21:23,887 --> 01:21:26,596
I moved my hand at the last moment.
1185
01:21:26,696 --> 01:21:27,836
Judas Priest.
1186
01:21:29,327 --> 01:21:30,646
That was the...
1187
01:21:31,127 --> 01:21:33,561
biggest damn fish that...
1188
01:21:34,687 --> 01:21:35,881
I ever seen.
1189
01:21:40,207 --> 01:21:42,243
Don't even think of it.
1190
01:21:42,407 --> 01:21:45,558
My boat is beached not more
than 100 yards from here.
1191
01:21:45,727 --> 01:21:50,323
We'll give it 10 minutes. After that,
we pull anchor, go to the church.
1192
01:21:50,927 --> 01:21:53,316
What if today is the day,
and we miss him?
1193
01:21:53,767 --> 01:21:55,433
Someone else could catch him...
1194
01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:58,360
some stranger with our fish
mounted on his wall.
1195
01:21:59,207 --> 01:22:01,721
It's too horrible to think about.
1196
01:22:25,327 --> 01:22:26,673
Let's go.
1197
01:22:26,773 --> 01:22:29,795
What do you mean?
We've still got more time.
1198
01:22:29,895 --> 01:22:32,953
That fish'll be halfway to
Red Wing by now. Let's go.
1199
01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:34,111
Five more minutes.
1200
01:22:34,211 --> 01:22:35,204
We'll be late!
1201
01:22:35,304 --> 01:22:39,326
Weddings never start on time!
What's wrong? Why are you worried?
1202
01:22:43,327 --> 01:22:44,594
I'm going.
1203
01:22:44,694 --> 01:22:47,274
You must swim back. Where're you going?
1204
01:22:47,374 --> 01:22:49,155
Don't touch my motor!
1205
01:22:49,255 --> 01:22:53,001
Will you sit down, John,
for crying out loud!
1206
01:22:53,127 --> 01:22:54,480
Five more minutes!
1207
01:22:54,607 --> 01:22:56,395
Sit down and shut up.
1208
01:22:56,495 --> 01:22:58,000
- Moron.
- Putz.
1209
01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:02,163
Holy Jesus, Max.
1210
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:05,601
Look, look.
1211
01:23:10,607 --> 01:23:11,881
Easy, easy.
1212
01:23:15,727 --> 01:23:16,921
Don't worry.
1213
01:23:21,487 --> 01:23:22,840
Look at him go.
1214
01:23:24,887 --> 01:23:26,525
Now he'll stop.
1215
01:23:27,447 --> 01:23:28,511
And now...
1216
01:23:28,611 --> 01:23:29,926
I'm going to...
1217
01:23:32,207 --> 01:23:34,516
That's Catfish Hunter. It's got to be.
1218
01:23:37,447 --> 01:23:39,076
I think I pissed him off!
1219
01:23:39,176 --> 01:23:42,204
Hang on, Max, I think
we're going for a ride.
1220
01:23:53,607 --> 01:23:54,634
Hang on.
1221
01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:56,604
I can't believe it's a fish.
1222
01:23:57,007 --> 01:23:58,476
Maybe it's not a fish!
1223
01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:01,400
Maybe it's something from outer space!
1224
01:24:01,847 --> 01:24:02,991
Keep the tip up!
1225
01:24:03,091 --> 01:24:05,157
- The tip is up.
- Tighten the drag!
1226
01:24:06,287 --> 01:24:09,324
He better be dead. That's
the only excuse I'll accept.
1227
01:24:09,767 --> 01:24:10,762
Work him!
1228
01:24:10,862 --> 01:24:12,396
I'm working him, dummy.
1229
01:24:12,496 --> 01:24:15,313
Pump him! Tip up!
1230
01:24:15,413 --> 01:24:17,125
The tip is up, you idiot!
1231
01:24:17,527 --> 01:24:21,042
You're right, it's not an important day.
No reason to be here.
1232
01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:22,595
Hang on.
1233
01:24:26,047 --> 01:24:27,154
Drop the anchor.
1234
01:24:27,254 --> 01:24:28,913
You cut the anchor, putz!
1235
01:24:29,013 --> 01:24:30,636
Then grab the net.
1236
01:24:30,736 --> 01:24:34,032
You cut the net, too, you dickhead.
Here. Look.
1237
01:24:34,132 --> 01:24:36,836
Forget the net!
Just give me a hand, will you?
1238
01:24:36,936 --> 01:24:40,355
The only thing you ever caught
in your life was a virus.
1239
01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,352
Put your gloves on.
1240
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:45,723
I'll show you how to do it.
Here's the way you do it.
1241
01:24:46,047 --> 01:24:47,241
Now, watch.
1242
01:24:49,087 --> 01:24:50,406
Grab him!
1243
01:24:52,807 --> 01:24:54,445
Crime in Italy.
1244
01:24:57,127 --> 01:24:59,235
Holy moly! My God!
1245
01:24:59,335 --> 01:25:00,594
Look at this thing.
1246
01:25:00,694 --> 01:25:02,316
Holy moly!
1247
01:25:02,416 --> 01:25:03,965
Get his tail.
1248
01:25:04,127 --> 01:25:05,394
I got it.
1249
01:25:05,494 --> 01:25:06,494
Now!
1250
01:25:22,087 --> 01:25:24,999
Is that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
1251
01:25:25,327 --> 01:25:27,238
If I die today...
1252
01:25:27,607 --> 01:25:29,432
I die a happy man.
1253
01:25:29,532 --> 01:25:31,757
You die today, I'm taking your motor.
1254
01:25:42,527 --> 01:25:44,040
Let's let him go.
1255
01:25:44,727 --> 01:25:46,712
Are you out of your mind?
1256
01:25:46,812 --> 01:25:49,873
Dad tried to catch that fish for 20 years.
1257
01:25:49,973 --> 01:25:52,845
Catfish Hunter deserves to
be in the lake with Pop.
1258
01:25:55,727 --> 01:25:58,685
Gustafson, you are one sick bastard.
1259
01:25:59,967 --> 01:26:01,480
Good boy.
1260
01:26:06,407 --> 01:26:08,637
Goodbye, Catfish.
1261
01:26:22,527 --> 01:26:23,836
The wedding!
1262
01:26:23,936 --> 01:26:25,201
What time is it?
1263
01:26:30,487 --> 01:26:32,159
We got another wedding at 3:00.
1264
01:26:32,287 --> 01:26:34,403
We'll make it by then. 3:00?
1265
01:26:40,207 --> 01:26:41,640
Don't sing that.
1266
01:26:44,767 --> 01:26:46,086
Move it!
1267
01:26:47,407 --> 01:26:48,920
What're you doing?
1268
01:26:53,487 --> 01:26:55,312
Okay, just a little bit longer.
1269
01:26:55,412 --> 01:26:57,116
- Just a bit longer.
- I'm done.
1270
01:26:57,216 --> 01:27:00,352
I've played, now. How long have I played?
1271
01:27:00,452 --> 01:27:02,831
Stay here. Just keep playing.
1272
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:04,883
I'll play one more time.
1273
01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:11,875
Wedding!
1274
01:27:37,527 --> 01:27:38,671
We're here!
1275
01:27:38,771 --> 01:27:39,771
Wait!
1276
01:27:41,727 --> 01:27:43,080
We're here!
1277
01:27:44,287 --> 01:27:45,633
Wait, we're here!
1278
01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:47,046
We're here!
1279
01:27:47,407 --> 01:27:48,674
Why the boots?
1280
01:27:48,774 --> 01:27:50,156
I'll explain later.
1281
01:27:50,256 --> 01:27:53,637
Explain now. Where have you been?
I've held this up for hours.
1282
01:28:11,367 --> 01:28:12,676
See what we missed?
1283
01:28:12,776 --> 01:28:14,485
Thank God we eloped.
1284
01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:43,006
You got the ring?
1285
01:29:04,367 --> 01:29:07,723
My son-in-law has got
the face of a mackerel.
1286
01:29:11,167 --> 01:29:12,167
Ox.
1287
01:29:12,607 --> 01:29:13,607
Nag.
1288
01:29:14,287 --> 01:29:15,836
We are gathered here today...
1289
01:29:15,936 --> 01:29:17,795
to join Maxwell Goldman...
1290
01:29:17,895 --> 01:29:20,553
and Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti...
1291
01:29:20,653 --> 01:29:22,000
in holy matrimony.
1292
01:29:38,607 --> 01:29:40,316
Be sure to watch Lucky for us.
1293
01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:42,711
I'll miss that ugly mug of his.
1294
01:29:42,811 --> 01:29:45,357
Don't worry, you'll see
him before you know it.
1295
01:29:45,457 --> 01:29:47,272
I'll miss your ugly mug, too.
1296
01:29:47,372 --> 01:29:49,039
God bless you, sir.
1297
01:29:49,527 --> 01:29:51,358
Let go of my hand. I'm busy.
1298
01:30:20,647 --> 01:30:22,196
What's that smell?
1299
01:30:22,296 --> 01:30:23,686
What smell?
1300
01:30:35,727 --> 01:30:37,319
What a moron.
1301
01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:53,631
What do you say we go back to my place...
1302
01:30:53,731 --> 01:30:58,198
and I'll show you
my spicy, peppy pepperoni?
1303
01:30:59,207 --> 01:31:01,960
What do you say we go
back to my house...
1304
01:31:02,407 --> 01:31:06,639
and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti?
1305
01:31:07,167 --> 01:31:08,231
Beautiful.
1306
01:31:08,331 --> 01:31:09,993
I'm the gangster of love.
1307
01:31:10,093 --> 01:31:12,999
I am the Lothario of hearts.
1308
01:31:14,207 --> 01:31:15,431
I don't know where I am.
1309
01:31:15,531 --> 01:31:17,119
Get in the car, Max.
1310
01:31:17,727 --> 01:31:20,605
I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move.
1311
01:31:22,967 --> 01:31:24,633
What the hell is her name?
1312
01:31:24,733 --> 01:31:25,842
Ariel?
1313
01:31:26,127 --> 01:31:27,596
What's her name again?
1314
01:31:27,696 --> 01:31:28,756
Maria.
1315
01:31:29,407 --> 01:31:30,681
She left me.
1316
01:31:30,807 --> 01:31:34,117
You're surprised?
You don't even know her name.
1317
01:31:36,967 --> 01:31:38,400
Hey, dickhead!
1318
01:31:38,567 --> 01:31:39,636
I'm stuck.
1319
01:31:41,647 --> 01:31:43,116
I've been to Hawaii.
1320
01:31:43,216 --> 01:31:44,474
Which island?
1321
01:31:44,574 --> 01:31:46,603
L-kinda-like-to-poke-you.
1322
01:31:46,967 --> 01:31:48,436
You-like-a-licky-dicky.
1323
01:31:48,536 --> 01:31:50,245
I'm-a-kinda-kinky.
1324
01:31:50,367 --> 01:31:51,713
Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee?
1325
01:31:51,813 --> 01:31:54,879
Some stranger could catch our fish.
1326
01:31:55,207 --> 01:31:57,511
Some schmuck with his fish...
1327
01:31:57,611 --> 01:32:00,963
and my fish and your
fish up on the... wall...
1328
01:32:05,927 --> 01:32:07,838
Get another actor. Please.
1329
01:32:08,007 --> 01:32:10,965
She's nothing but a
pigheaded Italian with...
1330
01:32:13,047 --> 01:32:15,916
Go one more from the top, and a
little bit more out of breath.
1331
01:32:16,016 --> 01:32:18,152
If I was more out of breath, I'd be dead.
1332
01:32:18,252 --> 01:32:19,753
You're still a putz.
1333
01:32:19,853 --> 01:32:21,075
That's my line!
1334
01:32:21,207 --> 01:32:23,721
You will never even know it's there.
1335
01:32:26,807 --> 01:32:27,956
I love you.
1336
01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:33,600
He's a criminal.
1337
01:32:37,087 --> 01:32:38,645
Should the veil be up?
1338
01:32:43,327 --> 01:32:44,327
Ox!
1339
01:32:44,447 --> 01:32:45,953
Jesus Christ!
1340
01:32:46,053 --> 01:32:48,845
Why the... don't you
look where you're going?
1341
01:32:49,567 --> 01:32:54,436
Why don't you come to my place?
I'll show you my beefy bologna.
1342
01:32:56,607 --> 01:32:59,644
How would you like my bony macaroni?
1343
01:33:00,167 --> 01:33:02,237
Or my fatty Alfredo?
1344
01:33:02,367 --> 01:33:05,837
Or my hard salami? I got them all.
91032
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.