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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:58,893 --> 00:00:59,957 Moron. 3 00:01:00,057 --> 00:01:01,682 Putz. Where are they biting? 4 00:01:01,782 --> 00:01:04,599 Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. 5 00:01:04,699 --> 00:01:08,083 Catfish Hunter? Maybe this is the year we catch him. 6 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:11,039 Where do you get that "we" crap? Got a mouse in your pocket? 7 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,479 That fish belongs to me. 8 00:01:12,579 --> 00:01:15,565 I'll let you visit him when he's mounted on my wall. 9 00:01:15,853 --> 00:01:17,053 Honey? 10 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,330 You forgot your Thermos. 11 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:20,762 Hi, Ariel. 12 00:01:27,373 --> 00:01:28,647 See you later. 13 00:01:33,733 --> 00:01:35,246 That's my fish. 14 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,557 That's it. 15 00:02:07,657 --> 00:02:10,611 Come on, just one good bite... 16 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,407 I got you! 17 00:02:20,893 --> 00:02:22,292 Oh, damn. 18 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:32,517 Hey, dickhead! 19 00:02:32,617 --> 00:02:35,810 Turn that radio down. You're scaring all the fish away. 20 00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:43,483 Turn the damn radio down, will you? 21 00:02:46,013 --> 00:02:47,969 Who put a bug up your ass? 22 00:02:48,893 --> 00:02:49,962 I saw him. 23 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:51,957 Catfish Hunter? 24 00:02:52,057 --> 00:02:56,171 After I dropped anchor, he stuck his head up over by that log. 25 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,564 He looked at me, smiled, and swam down into the mud. 26 00:02:59,773 --> 00:03:00,842 He smiled? 27 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:05,607 Holy moly. How big is he this year? 28 00:03:05,773 --> 00:03:09,679 He's as big as a Buick. I would've had him if you hadn't shown up. 29 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:12,412 You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker. 30 00:03:12,573 --> 00:03:14,529 How is your sister, by the way? 31 00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:21,203 I saw Sven down at the dam. 32 00:03:21,573 --> 00:03:23,361 He's says there's a rumor... 33 00:03:23,461 --> 00:03:26,809 that Rick Ragetti's cousin's coming to buy Chuck's Bait. 34 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,770 An Italian running Chuck's? 35 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:32,563 We'll have the first mob-run bait shop in Wabasha. 36 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,040 What're you doing? 37 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,486 I was here first. 38 00:03:43,053 --> 00:03:47,438 I got just as much right to be here as you do. 39 00:03:47,538 --> 00:03:50,172 You got bad luck. I don't want you infecting my spot. 40 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:53,719 Find your own fishing hole. 41 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:57,001 You got a fart in your brain or something? 42 00:03:57,101 --> 00:03:58,845 And turn that down! 43 00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:01,240 Where you going? 44 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,561 Not far. 45 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:11,967 What's the matter with that guy? Getting goofier every year. 46 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:20,526 You don't have the balls to take me on anymore! 47 00:04:21,013 --> 00:04:22,918 Ariel's had you neutered! 48 00:04:23,018 --> 00:04:24,924 Let's see what you're made of... 49 00:04:27,493 --> 00:04:29,404 Let that be a lesson to you. 50 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:31,052 You putz! 51 00:04:34,893 --> 00:04:38,044 All right, you chicken-livered schmeer. 52 00:04:42,213 --> 00:04:43,532 Get out! 53 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:51,046 Isn't it beautiful? 54 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,126 The lava lamp? 55 00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:58,086 The angel. 56 00:04:58,493 --> 00:05:00,882 Ariel says he watches over the house. 57 00:05:01,773 --> 00:05:06,403 Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're out of here. 58 00:05:08,253 --> 00:05:09,925 How long have you been up? 59 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:12,207 For a while. 60 00:05:14,813 --> 00:05:16,485 What have you been doing? 61 00:05:16,613 --> 00:05:18,046 Watching you. 62 00:05:25,573 --> 00:05:26,797 I'm up! 63 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:28,451 Yes, you are. 64 00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:29,927 Morning. 65 00:05:30,693 --> 00:05:33,685 Go downstairs. I'll be right out to make you breakfast. 66 00:05:35,493 --> 00:05:36,687 She hates me. 67 00:05:37,493 --> 00:05:41,088 She doesn't hate you. She just doesn't like you very much. 68 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:45,969 I thought I'd check out some reception halls for the wedding. 69 00:05:48,373 --> 00:05:51,119 I talked to Pop. He's already booked a place. 70 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:52,248 He did? 71 00:05:52,773 --> 00:05:53,967 That's great. 72 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:55,682 Did he get the Radisson? 73 00:05:55,782 --> 00:05:56,782 No. 74 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,520 The Pepin Dance Hall? 75 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,888 That would've been great. But no. 76 00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:04,006 The Majestic Ballroom? 77 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:05,761 Not even close. 78 00:06:06,013 --> 00:06:07,162 What's left? 79 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:09,812 Slippery's Tavern. 80 00:06:17,173 --> 00:06:18,237 You're serious. 81 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,882 I know it's not what we wanted. 82 00:06:19,982 --> 00:06:24,162 It's my dream to have it in a bar with peanut shells on the floor. 83 00:06:24,262 --> 00:06:25,759 It's a tavern. 84 00:06:25,859 --> 00:06:26,922 It's a bar. 85 00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:30,957 I'll call him to cancel. We'll find a place. 86 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,080 Forget it. 87 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,367 Are you sure? 88 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,840 It was my idea to let them help plan the wedding. 89 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,439 I got to tell you... 90 00:06:37,539 --> 00:06:39,039 it was a great idea. 91 00:06:39,139 --> 00:06:41,363 It's nice to see them get along. 92 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,444 Amazing how well they're getting along. 93 00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:56,480 - Ha! - Remember "ha"? 94 00:06:56,580 --> 00:07:00,442 You didn't win, I quit. I got better things to do. 95 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,720 Really? What? 96 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,559 We got a wedding to plan. Remember? 97 00:07:04,659 --> 00:07:05,972 How can I forget? 98 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,200 See you later. 99 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,521 See you later. 100 00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:26,928 Hey, Pop. 101 00:07:28,373 --> 00:07:29,368 He's here. 102 00:07:29,468 --> 00:07:30,842 Catfish Hunter? 103 00:07:30,942 --> 00:07:32,730 He's by the sandbar. 104 00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:36,130 You know the damn fish is older than I am? 105 00:07:36,293 --> 00:07:37,328 Thanks. 106 00:07:41,053 --> 00:07:42,320 What is this? 107 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,759 That's light beer. 108 00:07:43,859 --> 00:07:48,131 I weight 90 goddamn pounds and you bring me this slopping foam? 109 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:52,121 Ariel's got me on a diet because my cholesterol's too high. 110 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:54,171 Let me tell you something. 111 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:58,288 Last Thursday I turned 95 years old. 112 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:02,330 And I never exercised a day in my life. 113 00:08:03,493 --> 00:08:05,797 Every morning, I wake up... 114 00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:07,690 and I smoke a cigarette. 115 00:08:08,053 --> 00:08:11,682 And then I eat five strips of bacon. 116 00:08:11,973 --> 00:08:15,161 And for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. 117 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,398 And for a midday snack... 118 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,642 Bacon. 119 00:08:18,773 --> 00:08:21,128 A whole damn plate. 120 00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:24,251 And I usually drink my dinner. 121 00:08:24,973 --> 00:08:28,409 Now, according to all of them flat-belly experts... 122 00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:32,288 I should've took a dirt nap, like, 30 years ago. 123 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:36,725 But each year comes and goes and I'm still here. 124 00:08:37,493 --> 00:08:39,159 And they keep dying. 125 00:08:39,259 --> 00:08:40,481 You know? 126 00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:42,651 Sometimes I wonder... 127 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:45,045 if God forgot about me. 128 00:08:45,853 --> 00:08:47,969 It just goes to show you, huh? 129 00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:50,653 What? 130 00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:54,442 Goes to show you what? 131 00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:56,837 What the hell are you talking about? 132 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,759 You said you drink beer, you eat bacon... 133 00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:03,041 and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive the experts. 134 00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:04,141 Yeah? 135 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,999 I thought maybe there's a moral. 136 00:09:06,099 --> 00:09:07,998 No, there ain't no moral. 137 00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:10,653 I just like that story. 138 00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:13,246 That's all. 139 00:09:16,453 --> 00:09:18,364 I like that story. 140 00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:25,319 Good afternoon. 141 00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:27,449 It's good to see you, too. 142 00:09:27,613 --> 00:09:30,002 Aren't you beautiful today? 143 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,925 Are you thirsty? 144 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,564 There we go. Drink up. 145 00:09:37,173 --> 00:09:38,322 Drink up. 146 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,612 That's right. 147 00:09:41,253 --> 00:09:44,450 There we go. There we go. Drink up. 148 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,321 Isn't it a glorious afternoon? 149 00:09:50,653 --> 00:09:51,972 It's not bad. 150 00:09:52,613 --> 00:09:54,242 You okay? Feeling all right? 151 00:09:54,342 --> 00:09:55,846 Splendid. Why? 152 00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:59,211 I couldn't help noticing you were talking to flowers. 153 00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:03,367 Plants and flowers are living organisms and... 154 00:10:03,653 --> 00:10:07,248 they respond to voice and touch like any other creature would. 155 00:10:07,813 --> 00:10:09,522 You should try it yourself. 156 00:10:09,622 --> 00:10:13,447 I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say. 157 00:10:16,613 --> 00:10:18,082 I better get going. 158 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,242 See you. 159 00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:26,290 I'm cooking Cantonese tonight. Why don't you join us? 160 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,287 Well, I already made other plans. 161 00:10:30,893 --> 00:10:32,282 Are you sure? 162 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,772 Thanks, anyway. 163 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,252 Appreciate it. 164 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:48,681 What happens when Bonnie and Clyde turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie? 165 00:10:49,093 --> 00:10:51,318 "Lesbian Bandits," next on Geraldo. 166 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,760 Lesbians. Yummy. 167 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,242 Wait, it's stuck. Would you... 168 00:10:56,893 --> 00:10:58,565 Yeah, but I like those. 169 00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:01,287 Can I do this? 170 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,931 You must wait. 171 00:11:07,573 --> 00:11:09,484 Why don't we put everything in? 172 00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:11,845 Throw it all in there. 173 00:11:15,373 --> 00:11:17,518 I need to borrow a Phillips screwdriver. 174 00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:20,605 Hi, Jacob. You been here long? 175 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,207 Phillips... 176 00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,880 Isn't it time you started dating again? 177 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,088 Who with? 178 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,563 Florence Gilbert, for example, thinks you're quite a catch. 179 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,048 She looks like Ernest Borgnine. 180 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:33,800 Is that so bad? 181 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,117 What about Jane Clark? 182 00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:36,959 "Jane of the Jungle." 183 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:41,444 Got more body hair than I do. She's a fur bearing mammal, for God's sake. 184 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:43,399 Doris Zabrinski? 185 00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,291 I know she's a little heavy but she loves to fish. 186 00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:48,205 Doris Zabrinski... 187 00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:50,000 is dead. 188 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,200 She is? 189 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:55,684 She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago... 190 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:58,367 at the Lions Club charity breakfast. 191 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,693 I think it's how she would have wanted to go. 192 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,447 Listen to me... 193 00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:10,641 you can't sit around waiting for another Ariel to walk into your life. 194 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:15,891 Thanks for the Phillips. 195 00:12:20,093 --> 00:12:21,088 What? 196 00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:23,129 Remember when you were a kid... 197 00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:26,850 your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday? 198 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:30,322 She swelled up like a balloon. 199 00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:31,846 Broke out in hives. 200 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,403 She didn't know she was allergic. 201 00:12:34,773 --> 00:12:35,842 She knew. 202 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:39,125 She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite. 203 00:12:40,253 --> 00:12:41,679 Why'd you think of that? 204 00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:42,967 I don't know. 205 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,207 I think about things like that all the time. 206 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,637 Are you all right? 207 00:12:54,737 --> 00:12:56,878 Get out and let me watch my program. 208 00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,442 Close the door when you go. 209 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,842 I don't want mosquitoes in here. 210 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,803 They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish. 211 00:13:51,013 --> 00:13:52,213 Hello? 212 00:14:05,493 --> 00:14:07,165 Anybody here? 213 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,851 Hey, wait a second! 214 00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:20,323 My name is Max Goldman. 215 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,326 Relax! Would you relax! 216 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,000 Mama, what are you doing? 217 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,599 I'm going to whack him! 218 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,759 - Put that down! - He try to steal the vino rosso! 219 00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:39,889 You think everyone's doing that! 220 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,208 They are! 221 00:14:41,308 --> 00:14:42,602 This is a small town. 222 00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:44,888 You can trust people here. 223 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,291 Like Antonio? 224 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:50,531 Next time he touch vino... 225 00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:53,571 I whack his head like a melon! 226 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,087 Holy moly. 227 00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:57,521 I'm so sorry. 228 00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:01,525 My mother is a little bit too protective of the wine. 229 00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,444 So I noticed. 230 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,133 She crushed the grapes herself in Palermo. 231 00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:11,922 It's a rare vintage with a unique bouquet. 232 00:15:12,253 --> 00:15:16,080 Is that a nice way of saying that the wine smells like her feet? 233 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,180 No. 234 00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:23,447 My name's Max Goldman. I live in the area here. 235 00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:26,407 Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti. 236 00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:29,052 That's quite a name. 237 00:15:32,853 --> 00:15:35,003 You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin! 238 00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:36,806 Why so surprised? 239 00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,487 Holy moly. 240 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:43,367 I thought... I was expecting someone that looked like Rick. 241 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,720 How's that? 242 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,122 You know, fat, hairy, homely. 243 00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,051 But you're not so fat. 244 00:15:49,373 --> 00:15:51,284 You're a smooth talker. 245 00:15:51,773 --> 00:15:54,526 There's more where that came from, Miss Ragetti. 246 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,410 When is the bait shop gonna be back in business? 247 00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,207 Bait shop? 248 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:02,927 What's that? 249 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:05,248 That's what we call it in Minnesota. 250 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,806 What do you call it? 251 00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:09,806 We call it, I think, ristorante. 252 00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:11,926 Ristorante. 253 00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:16,605 You mean you're going to turn this into a restaurant? 254 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,002 No, you can't be serious. 255 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,162 Why not? 256 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,761 There's going to be a lot of noise here, people coming. 257 00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,491 Driving with cars. 258 00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,205 You'll scare the fish. 259 00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:32,082 This is the land of 10,000 lakes. Go find another one. 260 00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:35,002 You're wasting your time, I'm telling you. 261 00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:38,281 People are not going to come down here for Italian... 262 00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:40,933 when we got a Chuck E. Cheese in town. 263 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:43,482 Listen, I don't know this Cheese person. 264 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:47,282 But Ragetti's will be a romantic lakefront ristorante. 265 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,404 It will be special, classy... 266 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,565 somewhere you would never go. 267 00:16:54,573 --> 00:16:55,919 You can say that again. 268 00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:59,201 Via! There's so much to do before the opening of my ristorante. 269 00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:00,521 Bait shop. 270 00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:01,757 Ristorante. 271 00:17:01,857 --> 00:17:03,047 Bait-a shoppie. 272 00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:17,884 You should've let me whack him. 273 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,641 I'm done. 274 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,797 Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. 275 00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:32,640 You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other... 276 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,878 and see which is filled first. 277 00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:37,965 This wagon's got to get filled first. I'll be back. 278 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,721 Pick me up a pack of Camels. 279 00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:43,610 All right, you got it. 280 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,610 You need a hand with that? 281 00:17:57,813 --> 00:17:59,963 My name's Gustafson. 282 00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,363 Francesca Ragetti. 283 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,442 Italian girl. 284 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,678 Why don't you come back to my place? 285 00:18:08,778 --> 00:18:11,082 I'll show you my cannelloni. 286 00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:21,288 How you doing? 287 00:18:21,388 --> 00:18:22,383 Fine. 288 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,693 Ox! 289 00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:34,973 Nag! 290 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,077 Hey, moron. 291 00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:41,600 Putz. Where you been? I've been looking for you. 292 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,917 What's so important? 293 00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:44,017 That. 294 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:54,721 Jeez Louise, who is that? 295 00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:56,718 That's Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin. 296 00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:59,038 You mean she's going to run the bait shop? 297 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,566 Ristorante. 298 00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:05,804 Forget about leaving your boat there. It's all private property. 299 00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:09,279 Chuck'd be spinning in his grave if he knew about this. 300 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,517 You can say that again. 301 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,917 I guess there's nothing much we can do. 302 00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:15,971 You're just going to stand there and let this happen? 303 00:19:16,693 --> 00:19:20,759 I've been fishing that spot ever since I'm 5 years old. It's all I got left. 304 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,519 What can I do about it? 305 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,604 We must come up with a plan. 306 00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:28,010 We must find a way to put the kibosh on all this mess. 307 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,362 It's okay! 308 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,932 I'm a doctor! 309 00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:37,919 Sounds like Dad's using his "free exam" trick again. 310 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:40,083 You got to stick with what works. 311 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:44,677 Ask Jacob if he can pull some strings with the city council. 312 00:19:44,777 --> 00:19:48,477 Find out what day this ristorante has its health inspection. 313 00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:50,131 I think I got an idea. 314 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,442 Good thinking. 315 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,542 Dad! 316 00:19:57,453 --> 00:20:00,570 Max is right. Our fishing spot'll be totally ruined. 317 00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:02,598 They may as well drain the lake. 318 00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:03,837 Stop moving. 319 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:08,370 You know the sign she put up? "Parking for restaurant customers only." 320 00:20:08,613 --> 00:20:10,365 Just a little while longer. 321 00:20:10,613 --> 00:20:13,120 Maybe the kitchen'll have a big grease fire. 322 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,090 A guy can dream, can't he? 323 00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:19,282 You got to let this thing go, honey. Let it go. 324 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:22,610 Chuck is gone, the bait shop is gone, things move on. 325 00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:24,924 I suggest you do the same. 326 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,081 Stop fidgeting. 327 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,879 I don't know why the hell I ever let you talk me into doing this. 328 00:20:32,979 --> 00:20:35,719 If Max could see me now, I'd never live it down. 329 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,719 Would you relax? We're the only ones here. 330 00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:41,088 No one's here but you and me. 331 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,290 What a putz. 332 00:20:57,093 --> 00:20:59,653 Will you look at that poor man? 333 00:21:03,213 --> 00:21:05,842 And then the mama bear said: 334 00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:09,369 "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too." 335 00:21:09,573 --> 00:21:11,957 And finally, the baby bear... 336 00:21:12,057 --> 00:21:15,321 looked and said, " Somebody's been sleeping in my bed... 337 00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:17,881 "and the bastard's still there." 338 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:23,570 But Goldilocks had a Remington semi-automatic... 339 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,797 with a scope and a hair trigger. 340 00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:29,009 That's not the way it goes. 341 00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,652 That was the end... 342 00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:34,408 of the three bears. 343 00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:36,605 Sing me a lullaby. 344 00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:39,612 It's too late. 345 00:21:39,893 --> 00:21:41,293 Please? 346 00:22:58,693 --> 00:23:00,251 Good night, sweet pea. 347 00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,007 Good night. 348 00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:06,052 Happy dreams. 349 00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:23,292 That leaves Uncle Willy sitting next to the plant lady. 350 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,997 I'm not sticking the plant lady next to him. 351 00:23:26,097 --> 00:23:27,200 Why not? 352 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,808 Because he's a groper. He'll be all over her. 353 00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:34,478 He's not a groper. He's a touchy-feely person. 354 00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:37,362 He's not going to be touchy-feely with the plant lady. 355 00:23:37,462 --> 00:23:40,721 She's not a close friend. We don't know her name. "The plant lady." 356 00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:41,821 What the hell is that? 357 00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:43,961 That doesn't mean she's not important to me. 358 00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,061 Fine. 359 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,173 Good. 360 00:23:47,013 --> 00:23:49,481 Honey, don't put the quarter in your mouth. 361 00:23:49,653 --> 00:23:51,086 You're not my daddy. 362 00:23:51,773 --> 00:23:53,040 What have you got there? 363 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,639 A bacon sandwich. 364 00:23:54,739 --> 00:23:56,564 What are you doing? 365 00:23:57,013 --> 00:23:59,129 Finishing the seating arrangement. 366 00:23:59,293 --> 00:24:02,199 Don't bother. Max and I already have a plan. 367 00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:04,932 You guys have done way too much already. 368 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,412 Hello, children. 369 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,440 Moron. 370 00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:10,540 Putz. 371 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:12,413 You... 372 00:24:12,773 --> 00:24:13,800 find the rat? 373 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,958 No, but Allie said we can borrow Sparky. 374 00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:17,566 What if he gets away? 375 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,161 I made a leash. 376 00:24:20,413 --> 00:24:21,607 Good thinking. 377 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:23,765 What do you guys want with Sparky? 378 00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:25,008 Wait. 379 00:24:25,108 --> 00:24:26,606 I don't want to know. 380 00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:28,280 It's men talk. 381 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:29,647 See you later. 382 00:24:30,493 --> 00:24:31,972 Where's the quarter? 383 00:24:36,013 --> 00:24:37,562 Did you swallow a quarter? 384 00:24:37,662 --> 00:24:38,840 I'll call the doctor. 385 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:40,077 Relax. 386 00:24:40,177 --> 00:24:42,360 Kids swallow quarters all the time. 387 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,480 Really? 388 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:47,486 Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel... 389 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,803 then you can start worrying, huh? 390 00:24:51,653 --> 00:24:52,722 Come here. 391 00:24:59,213 --> 00:25:02,011 ...personally clean every little corner. 392 00:25:02,373 --> 00:25:03,601 Just look. 393 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:05,042 Like a mirror. 394 00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:09,123 Miss Ragetti, everything appears to be up to our standards. 395 00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:10,639 I'm very glad. 396 00:25:10,739 --> 00:25:13,691 Of course, appearances can be deceiving. 397 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,007 We'll see. 398 00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:18,517 What do you think? Now? 399 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,082 Unleash the beast. 400 00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:23,802 You'll wear a hair net when you're cooking? 401 00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:25,568 Say yes. 402 00:25:29,893 --> 00:25:31,117 What did she say? 403 00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:33,932 She said, "Yes, sir, of course." 404 00:25:36,573 --> 00:25:38,239 Everything seems to be in order. 405 00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:39,440 Act rabid. 406 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,531 Be rabid. 407 00:25:40,631 --> 00:25:42,331 Good luck to you, schmuck. 408 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,008 What? 409 00:25:49,108 --> 00:25:50,242 It's a rat! 410 00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:52,051 A rat? Here? 411 00:25:52,173 --> 00:25:53,811 Vermin infestation! 412 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,120 I'm writing you up. 413 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,220 Wait. 414 00:25:59,613 --> 00:26:01,569 It's not a rat, it's a... 415 00:26:02,453 --> 00:26:03,852 It's a guinea pig. 416 00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:06,600 It's a guinea pig. 417 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:10,078 What are the chances that a guinea pig would run through here... 418 00:26:10,178 --> 00:26:11,845 on an inspection day? 419 00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:18,441 Well, lately, I must say that the chances are pretty good. 420 00:26:22,773 --> 00:26:23,773 Ox. 421 00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:24,933 Nag. 422 00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:28,119 I don't think we've met. 423 00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,566 I'm Maria Ragetti. 424 00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:31,809 John Gustafson. 425 00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:35,842 You like Italian, Mr. Gustafson? 426 00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:38,328 Yeah, I guess so. Why? 427 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,486 Buon appetito! 428 00:26:47,253 --> 00:26:49,244 Arrivederci, boys. 429 00:26:57,493 --> 00:27:00,132 Should we ask her for some garlic bread? 430 00:28:08,213 --> 00:28:09,885 How could I be so wrong? 431 00:28:10,213 --> 00:28:11,879 You have a gift. 432 00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:14,123 Not one customer all day. 433 00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:16,530 I mean, besides him. 434 00:28:18,453 --> 00:28:20,683 More vino, señorita! 435 00:28:21,693 --> 00:28:22,757 You go. 436 00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:24,491 It's your turn. 437 00:28:25,893 --> 00:28:27,645 I put his bib on. 438 00:28:33,053 --> 00:28:34,930 What's the matter, beautiful? 439 00:28:35,053 --> 00:28:36,964 You're meaner than a dog... 440 00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:38,686 shitting tacks. 441 00:28:38,973 --> 00:28:42,170 We put everything into this place. 442 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,847 We could've retired in Hawaii. 443 00:28:45,013 --> 00:28:46,924 I have been to Hawaii. 444 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:48,400 Which island? 445 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,211 Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you. 446 00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:52,964 I find you disgusting. 447 00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,928 Just as long as you find me. 448 00:28:57,773 --> 00:29:00,526 You want to join me, Ms. Ragetti? 449 00:29:04,093 --> 00:29:05,412 What the hell. 450 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,046 That a girl. 451 00:29:12,173 --> 00:29:14,767 Ding, dong, the witch is dead. 452 00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:17,482 Here's to us. 453 00:29:17,582 --> 00:29:19,079 And to those like us. 454 00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:21,243 Yeah, there's damn few of us left. 455 00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:23,205 That's a damn good thing. 456 00:29:24,573 --> 00:29:25,767 To Chuck. 457 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:29,001 May his bait shop never die. 458 00:29:48,613 --> 00:29:49,762 Get dressed. 459 00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,485 We go to town. 460 00:30:47,173 --> 00:30:49,050 Praise the Lord. 461 00:30:52,093 --> 00:30:53,765 Holy moly. 462 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,405 Is this seat taken? 463 00:31:03,933 --> 00:31:05,252 Beware. 464 00:31:05,493 --> 00:31:08,087 The devil is a beautiful lady in a red dress. 465 00:31:08,253 --> 00:31:10,680 Can I get you something, ma'am? 466 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:13,077 Yes, please. It's so hot in here. 467 00:31:13,177 --> 00:31:14,237 Maybe some... 468 00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:15,962 ice water will cool me down. 469 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,168 Yes, ma'am. 470 00:31:21,653 --> 00:31:23,159 I've been thinking... 471 00:31:23,259 --> 00:31:25,962 it's such a shame we got off on the wrong foot. 472 00:31:26,062 --> 00:31:27,160 It's a shame. 473 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:30,768 I'll bet if we give it another chance, we could... 474 00:31:31,453 --> 00:31:32,762 become good friends. 475 00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:33,917 Friends? 476 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,287 Or maybe... 477 00:31:35,413 --> 00:31:37,483 even more than friends. 478 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:43,093 Go easy. Go easy, baby. 479 00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:48,881 This feels so much better. 480 00:31:48,981 --> 00:31:50,326 So nice. 481 00:31:51,573 --> 00:31:53,006 So cool. 482 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:56,007 So nice. 483 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,766 How do you feel? 484 00:32:00,013 --> 00:32:01,918 Friendly, friendly. 485 00:32:02,018 --> 00:32:03,918 I wish I could feel like you do... 486 00:32:04,018 --> 00:32:07,688 but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset. 487 00:32:07,973 --> 00:32:09,486 What silly feud? 488 00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:13,326 It's a tiny little ristorante. 489 00:32:13,653 --> 00:32:15,601 You will never even know... 490 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:16,967 it's there. 491 00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:18,959 Ristorante... 492 00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:20,253 never! 493 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:22,565 You are a stubborn man. 494 00:32:23,213 --> 00:32:26,241 Ragetti's will be a very great success! 495 00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:27,397 You shall see! 496 00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:29,370 Not in my lifetime! 497 00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,083 You evil temptress! 498 00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:42,492 Maria Ragetti? 499 00:32:43,293 --> 00:32:44,965 How do you know who I am? 500 00:32:45,773 --> 00:32:48,679 You do sort of stand out in a town like this. 501 00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:50,764 I don't usually dress like this. 502 00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:53,684 You look very nice. 503 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,925 I look like... 504 00:32:56,413 --> 00:32:57,528 a slut. 505 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,451 But a nice slut. 506 00:33:00,453 --> 00:33:03,763 I want to introduce myself. My name is Ariel Gustafson. 507 00:33:03,933 --> 00:33:08,643 I want to say how sorry I am for what Max and John are putting you through. 508 00:33:09,133 --> 00:33:12,125 You know how some people have trouble saying goodbye? 509 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,206 Believe me, it has nothing to do with you. 510 00:33:16,373 --> 00:33:19,092 Why do you say such nice things? You don't know me. 511 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:22,884 Because I know what it's like to be the new kid in town. 512 00:33:28,013 --> 00:33:29,642 Here comes another one. 513 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:30,877 Hello, boys. 514 00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:32,486 Honey, how was class? 515 00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:36,120 You two must be happy with yourselves. 516 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:39,011 I just ran into Maria and she's in tears. 517 00:33:39,173 --> 00:33:41,121 She thinks everyone hates her. 518 00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:42,277 She's right. 519 00:33:42,377 --> 00:33:45,481 John, I want you to go right down to Ragetti's and apologize. 520 00:33:45,581 --> 00:33:46,637 For what? 521 00:33:46,737 --> 00:33:48,042 We tried to explain to her. 522 00:33:48,142 --> 00:33:49,639 She should've listened to us. 523 00:33:49,739 --> 00:33:51,644 I'll meet you at home, honey. 524 00:33:57,573 --> 00:34:01,958 I always knew you were on a short leash, but not that you were on a choke collar. 525 00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:05,250 Nobody's in charge at my house except me. 526 00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,958 That's the way to talk, Gustafson. 527 00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:10,682 I'm going home and get this matter straightened out. 528 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,360 You're the man of the house, the king of the castle. 529 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,886 Max, top her off? 530 00:34:15,813 --> 00:34:17,292 Long live the king! 531 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,646 She threw me out. 532 00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:25,437 - Come on, just for tonight. - Forget it. 533 00:34:25,537 --> 00:34:26,922 You won't know I'm here! 534 00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:28,366 You won't be here. 535 00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:34,173 What? 536 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:35,646 I'm cold. 537 00:34:38,933 --> 00:34:41,322 Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire. 538 00:34:59,653 --> 00:35:02,963 You got three TVs on. You're not looking at any of them. 539 00:35:21,893 --> 00:35:23,042 What a pig. 540 00:35:23,853 --> 00:35:27,641 That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that. 541 00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:29,207 Where did you find it? 542 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,812 Would you like half? 543 00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:48,365 This milk has chunks in it. 544 00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:50,132 What's your point? 545 00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:02,212 What am I doing? 546 00:36:02,893 --> 00:36:04,080 Next door... 547 00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:06,562 I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed... 548 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:10,198 and a refrigerator full of food that hasn't expired. 549 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,357 What're you saying? 550 00:36:11,457 --> 00:36:14,490 I'm going down to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria. 551 00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:17,491 You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! 552 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,360 Finally. 553 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,523 Never thought he'd last this long. 554 00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:30,572 Smells all right. 555 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:35,167 Why, all of a sudden, this change of heart? 556 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,090 I had a guilty conscience. 557 00:36:38,813 --> 00:36:41,122 Ariel kicked me out of the house. 558 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,405 I knew I liked your wife. 559 00:36:44,573 --> 00:36:45,847 What about Max? 560 00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:50,119 Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry. 561 00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:51,277 He's proud. 562 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:52,370 Of what? 563 00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:55,439 I don't know. He has a strong character, and I admire that. 564 00:36:55,539 --> 00:36:56,886 You admire Max? 565 00:36:57,293 --> 00:36:59,284 You really are from out of town. 566 00:37:02,813 --> 00:37:05,442 Be careful. The grappa is very strong. 567 00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:09,572 You are speaking to a Gustafson. I can hold my liquor. And this stuff, too. 568 00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:13,519 How long have you been married? 569 00:37:13,619 --> 00:37:16,801 Six months next week. How about you? 570 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,037 I'm divorced. 571 00:37:18,137 --> 00:37:19,320 I'm sorry. 572 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,641 Antonio was... 573 00:37:23,373 --> 00:37:24,719 That sounds bad. 574 00:37:24,819 --> 00:37:26,087 It ain't good. 575 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:27,966 Oh, jeez. 576 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,607 Enough of that. 577 00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:31,451 I don't want to bore you. 578 00:37:49,253 --> 00:37:51,084 Good night, Ariel. 579 00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:28,679 Hey, Jacob. How are you? 580 00:38:28,779 --> 00:38:30,411 Thanks for the Phillips. 581 00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,602 Listen... 582 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:36,052 Melanie and I wanted to thank you and John... 583 00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:39,359 Melanie and I just wanted you and John to know... 584 00:38:39,459 --> 00:38:42,721 how much we appreciate all the help you've given us with the wedding. 585 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,531 No need to thank me. 586 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,681 Yes, but... 587 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:50,842 Nothing would make us happier than to see you tying the knot. 588 00:38:51,093 --> 00:38:52,242 Thanks. 589 00:38:52,933 --> 00:38:56,289 And it means a great deal to me to be a part of it. 590 00:38:57,053 --> 00:38:58,805 I'm proud of you. 591 00:39:01,053 --> 00:39:02,884 Studying up on your Italian? 592 00:39:03,853 --> 00:39:05,482 Thinking of wooing Maria? 593 00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:09,009 No, I'm going to curse at her in her own language, that's all. 594 00:39:10,413 --> 00:39:12,369 I think she's a lesbian anyway. 595 00:39:12,493 --> 00:39:14,202 You've never even seen a lesbian. 596 00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:16,887 I did, too. Saw them on Geraldo. 597 00:39:17,013 --> 00:39:19,722 Say what you will. I think you got the hots for her. 598 00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:24,045 Not in a million years. She's just a pigheaded Italian witch... 599 00:39:24,173 --> 00:39:26,892 with piss and vinegar running through her veins. 600 00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:31,321 He's in love. 601 00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,240 Where're you off to? 602 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:55,485 Sven saw Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. Thought I'd go look. 603 00:39:57,053 --> 00:39:58,486 Where's Tweedledum? 604 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,839 I don't know. 605 00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:09,845 You don't know? He didn't spend the night here? 606 00:40:10,053 --> 00:40:14,126 No. Last night he said he was going to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria. 607 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,722 You mean to tell me he didn't come home? 608 00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:32,642 He's alive. 609 00:40:32,742 --> 00:40:34,000 Take these. 610 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,562 What happened? 611 00:40:35,662 --> 00:40:36,717 You passed out. 612 00:40:36,817 --> 00:40:39,043 I didn't think you should drive home. 613 00:40:39,493 --> 00:40:42,530 I feel like a polka band is playing in my head. 614 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,684 You'll feel better after a hot shower. 615 00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:49,804 But I don't really need a hot shower. 616 00:40:54,013 --> 00:40:55,402 What if he had an accident? 617 00:40:55,502 --> 00:40:58,521 The only accident he's going to have is when I see him. 618 00:40:58,621 --> 00:41:01,279 I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all this. 619 00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:04,082 It must be nice, living in never-never land. 620 00:41:04,182 --> 00:41:07,848 Maybe I'll visit you sometime when I need a break from reality. 621 00:41:11,213 --> 00:41:12,328 Step on it. 622 00:41:30,413 --> 00:41:32,529 He's going to explain everything... 623 00:41:32,653 --> 00:41:34,484 and I'll listen carefully... 624 00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:36,242 then I'll kill him. 625 00:41:36,342 --> 00:41:38,289 I'm sure there's a logical explanation. 626 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,242 Where is he? 627 00:41:42,342 --> 00:41:46,000 - We know he's in here! Where is he? - Don't deny it! 628 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,642 You don't understand. 629 00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:49,239 I want to talk to him now. 630 00:41:49,339 --> 00:41:50,971 Well, let me explain! 631 00:41:54,373 --> 00:41:55,762 What's going on here? 632 00:41:55,862 --> 00:41:57,077 Nothing happened. 633 00:41:57,177 --> 00:41:58,360 Where's John? 634 00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,806 Wait a minute! 635 00:42:10,813 --> 00:42:12,531 How could you? 636 00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:15,042 This isn't what it looks like. 637 00:42:15,853 --> 00:42:18,078 Gustafson, you're doing it again! 638 00:42:18,178 --> 00:42:19,440 What are you talking about? 639 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:22,093 First it was May! Then it was Ariel! 640 00:42:22,413 --> 00:42:24,042 And now it's Maria! 641 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,842 Watch that damn thing. You said you hated Maria. 642 00:42:26,942 --> 00:42:28,402 That's not the point! 643 00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:30,797 You're the one who said I should apologize. 644 00:42:30,897 --> 00:42:33,522 Apologize, yes. Not sleep with her. 645 00:42:33,622 --> 00:42:34,922 There is a difference. 646 00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:36,838 You think we had sex? 647 00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,200 You sure weren't having sex with me. 648 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:42,721 Why should I have sex with you? You said you hated me! 649 00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:45,841 He said I hated you! I never said I hated you! 650 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:48,919 Actually, I've grown quite fond of you! 651 00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:53,052 So now I'm supposed to have sex with you instead of him! 652 00:42:53,853 --> 00:42:55,998 So you admit you slept with my husband! 653 00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:58,049 Nobody slept with anybody. 654 00:42:59,773 --> 00:43:01,729 Speak for yourself. 655 00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:14,918 I had too much to drink last night. 656 00:43:15,018 --> 00:43:16,924 Sure. Blame it on the booze. 657 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:20,119 You think that's an acceptable excuse for what you did? 658 00:43:20,219 --> 00:43:21,805 Are you gonna let me finish? 659 00:43:24,173 --> 00:43:28,000 I know my Maria. She don't want nothing to do with that man. 660 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,482 How do you know? 661 00:43:29,582 --> 00:43:30,801 Because! 662 00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:34,207 She wants that man! 663 00:43:41,093 --> 00:43:42,093 Me? 664 00:43:43,013 --> 00:43:44,651 What do you want with me? 665 00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:50,642 What does that mean? 666 00:43:50,742 --> 00:43:53,770 "I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!" 667 00:43:57,253 --> 00:43:58,766 So, I'll call you? 668 00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:10,805 Three tiers like this. 669 00:44:11,773 --> 00:44:16,238 The lemon cake with the white frosting and the yellow flowers. You like? 670 00:44:16,338 --> 00:44:17,440 Perfect. 671 00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:18,720 It's exactly what we wanted. 672 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:19,920 And now... 673 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:21,801 for the big surprise. 674 00:44:21,901 --> 00:44:23,037 What surprise? 675 00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:24,400 We don't want surprises. 676 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,882 John thought of this one all by himself. 677 00:44:27,653 --> 00:44:29,291 The groom goes here. 678 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,732 And the bride... 679 00:44:32,173 --> 00:44:33,925 goes on top, like this. 680 00:44:34,373 --> 00:44:36,284 And then this goes here. 681 00:44:38,733 --> 00:44:41,761 And then on top of the cake, in the frosting... 682 00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,127 we spell out: 683 00:44:43,253 --> 00:44:46,928 "Melanie has landed herself another husband." 684 00:44:50,493 --> 00:44:51,846 This is not good. 685 00:44:52,813 --> 00:44:55,103 Maria 686 00:44:55,203 --> 00:44:59,132 I just met a girl named Maria 687 00:44:59,293 --> 00:45:01,853 And suddenly I see 688 00:45:02,013 --> 00:45:03,562 She's not the bitch 689 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:05,803 I thought she'd be 690 00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:30,813 Ox. 691 00:45:30,933 --> 00:45:31,933 Nag. 692 00:45:32,453 --> 00:45:34,728 I didn't know you were a fisherman. 693 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:37,163 There's a lot you don't know about me. 694 00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:39,532 Any luck? 695 00:45:48,893 --> 00:45:50,406 Holy moly! 696 00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:55,925 I showed you mine, now you show me yours. 697 00:45:56,893 --> 00:45:58,292 You mean the fish. 698 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,688 It ain't the size that matters. 699 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:08,123 Are we still talking about your fish? 700 00:46:10,813 --> 00:46:12,132 Very funny. 701 00:46:12,973 --> 00:46:14,197 You know... 702 00:46:14,297 --> 00:46:16,124 I've lived here all my life. 703 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:20,645 Nobody knows about this place any more than I do. I know everything. 704 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,608 I could take you around sometime... 705 00:46:23,933 --> 00:46:25,969 if you would like it. 706 00:46:26,373 --> 00:46:27,959 Are you asking me on a date? 707 00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:29,645 Hell, no. 708 00:46:30,533 --> 00:46:33,366 But if I were, and I'm not, what would you say? 709 00:46:34,213 --> 00:46:37,598 If I were to accept, and I'm not saying I would... 710 00:46:37,698 --> 00:46:39,604 Because I haven't asked you. 711 00:46:40,573 --> 00:46:42,325 I would say... 712 00:46:43,453 --> 00:46:44,886 What would you say? 713 00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:47,360 Maybe. 714 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,967 Maybe? What kind of an answer is "Maybe"? 715 00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:51,805 Maybe's maybe. 716 00:46:52,933 --> 00:46:55,970 Then maybe I'll stop by at 7:00 tonight. 717 00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:59,205 Maybe I'll cook something nice for you in the kitchen. 718 00:46:59,573 --> 00:47:01,159 I'll see you then. 719 00:47:01,259 --> 00:47:02,453 Maybe. 720 00:47:10,853 --> 00:47:12,081 Whatever that means. 721 00:47:12,853 --> 00:47:14,286 What do you think? 722 00:47:18,893 --> 00:47:21,088 Does it make me look fat? 723 00:47:21,693 --> 00:47:25,041 You should be so picky. He's got the face of a mackerel. 724 00:47:25,141 --> 00:47:28,330 Antonio had the face of an angel and look where it got me. 725 00:47:28,573 --> 00:47:32,009 How many times do you have to get your heart broken? 726 00:47:32,293 --> 00:47:35,330 Max is different, Mama. He makes me laugh. 727 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:38,117 I don't like this. Not one bit. 728 00:47:38,217 --> 00:47:41,321 But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him. 729 00:47:41,421 --> 00:47:42,557 Not yet. 730 00:47:42,657 --> 00:47:43,802 "Not yet." 731 00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:48,002 Are you sure you like the white better? 732 00:47:51,533 --> 00:47:53,205 Definitely the blue. 733 00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:57,759 I'm a little nervous. 734 00:47:57,859 --> 00:47:58,968 Oh, come on. 735 00:48:00,013 --> 00:48:02,208 Just be yourself. You'll be fine. 736 00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:08,440 Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine on the way? She'll appreciate it. 737 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:09,733 Check. 738 00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:13,358 And don't forget. Compliment her on how great she looks. 739 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:16,365 - Already got that covered. - Let me hear it. 740 00:48:21,613 --> 00:48:24,332 There may be lots of fish in the sea... 741 00:48:24,853 --> 00:48:28,766 but you're the only one I would like to mount over my fireplace. 742 00:48:31,653 --> 00:48:33,484 That's not... bad. 743 00:48:34,133 --> 00:48:36,560 You notice the sexual innuendo? 744 00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,853 I did. 745 00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,362 Subliminal messages. 746 00:48:40,462 --> 00:48:44,359 It's how you get people to do what you want without them knowing it. 747 00:48:44,459 --> 00:48:46,518 - Where'd you learn that? - Geraldo. 748 00:48:46,618 --> 00:48:47,887 Oh, boy. 749 00:48:50,613 --> 00:48:52,126 Very nice. 750 00:48:52,653 --> 00:48:57,480 I went to Nate's Auto Body Shop. Had all the seats refinished. 751 00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,689 It's authentic imitation leather. 752 00:49:02,253 --> 00:49:05,450 Go get them, tiger. You got nothing to worry about. 753 00:49:13,133 --> 00:49:14,725 He's doomed. 754 00:49:48,493 --> 00:49:51,053 There are many fish in the sea, Maria... 755 00:49:51,493 --> 00:49:55,281 but you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace. 756 00:49:56,053 --> 00:49:57,850 You're the only one... 757 00:50:08,853 --> 00:50:10,366 Holy moly. 758 00:50:12,853 --> 00:50:14,605 Good evening, Maria. 759 00:50:14,853 --> 00:50:16,081 Good evening. 760 00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:18,406 You look nice. 761 00:50:18,533 --> 00:50:19,761 Thank you. 762 00:50:23,493 --> 00:50:25,165 I just want to say... 763 00:50:25,853 --> 00:50:27,730 What I'm trying to say is... 764 00:50:28,013 --> 00:50:30,573 There are many women floating in the river... 765 00:50:31,013 --> 00:50:33,440 but you're the only one I want to stuff... 766 00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:34,966 and stick over... 767 00:50:35,253 --> 00:50:36,360 on my wall... 768 00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:38,091 over the fireplace. 769 00:50:39,653 --> 00:50:41,405 Thank you so much. 770 00:50:43,693 --> 00:50:45,411 Would you like to come in? 771 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:47,362 Please. 772 00:50:49,773 --> 00:50:51,331 I didn't say it right. 773 00:50:54,053 --> 00:50:57,443 I've never seen wine that comes from a box before. 774 00:50:57,693 --> 00:50:59,322 It's pretty fancy, huh? 775 00:50:59,422 --> 00:51:01,483 Look, it's even got it's own tap. 776 00:51:02,173 --> 00:51:04,164 Look at this. Here. You got it? 777 00:51:07,053 --> 00:51:09,089 - It's real wine. - That's great. 778 00:51:12,533 --> 00:51:14,763 So, how do you like the old place? 779 00:51:15,733 --> 00:51:17,086 It's changed. 780 00:51:17,773 --> 00:51:19,918 Is that good or bad? 781 00:51:20,018 --> 00:51:21,287 It's the worst. 782 00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:22,640 I hate change. 783 00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:23,740 Why? 784 00:51:23,973 --> 00:51:26,282 Things never change for the better. 785 00:51:26,493 --> 00:51:28,688 Change brought me here to Wabasha. 786 00:51:30,013 --> 00:51:32,447 Are you saying you wish I hadn't come? 787 00:51:34,533 --> 00:51:36,444 Is that a trick question? 788 00:51:37,893 --> 00:51:39,326 You see? 789 00:51:39,813 --> 00:51:41,362 Now the weather has changed. 790 00:51:41,462 --> 00:51:43,489 So much for dining al fresco. 791 00:51:44,733 --> 00:51:46,291 Holy moly. 792 00:51:51,413 --> 00:51:52,971 I'm all wet. 793 00:51:55,773 --> 00:51:57,729 It's really coming down. 794 00:51:58,693 --> 00:52:01,651 You know, the night crawlers'll be out soon. 795 00:52:02,013 --> 00:52:03,651 What's a night crawler? 796 00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:06,811 What are you, a communist? 797 00:52:08,133 --> 00:52:10,522 Night crawler's the king of all worms. 798 00:52:10,773 --> 00:52:14,121 They come out at night, after the rain, to lay out on the grass. 799 00:52:14,221 --> 00:52:15,771 Breathe the night air. 800 00:52:16,413 --> 00:52:20,761 This restaurant is sitting on top of one of the biggest and best worm beds... 801 00:52:20,861 --> 00:52:22,525 in all of Wabasha County. 802 00:52:23,733 --> 00:52:25,644 You can imagine my excitement. 803 00:52:29,853 --> 00:52:34,131 Honey, stop worrying. Max will be just fine. 804 00:52:34,813 --> 00:52:36,246 I hope so. 805 00:52:37,493 --> 00:52:40,053 I may have given him some bad advice earlier. 806 00:52:40,893 --> 00:52:42,212 What'd you say? 807 00:52:42,653 --> 00:52:43,972 I told him... 808 00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:46,966 I told him... 809 00:52:47,213 --> 00:52:48,566 to just be himself. 810 00:52:49,293 --> 00:52:50,487 You said what? 811 00:52:50,933 --> 00:52:54,760 Don't shine the light on them. They zip back into their holes. 812 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:56,040 So I should... 813 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,160 Like this? 814 00:52:57,260 --> 00:52:58,599 Up, down. Yeah. 815 00:52:58,699 --> 00:52:59,960 You know... 816 00:53:00,060 --> 00:53:02,357 that worms have both... 817 00:53:02,457 --> 00:53:05,439 male and female sexual organs? 818 00:53:05,539 --> 00:53:07,800 No, I didn't know that. 819 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,957 It's true. 820 00:53:09,057 --> 00:53:11,517 You know a lot about worms, Max. 821 00:53:11,617 --> 00:53:13,561 I don't know that much. 822 00:53:13,661 --> 00:53:14,840 You do. 823 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:17,208 Every once in a while I pick up a tip. 824 00:53:17,813 --> 00:53:19,326 That's it. Good. 825 00:53:19,773 --> 00:53:21,001 There's one. 826 00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:23,082 There. 827 00:53:23,453 --> 00:53:25,205 Quietly now. 828 00:53:25,373 --> 00:53:27,443 - What should I do? - Tiptoe over. 829 00:53:29,053 --> 00:53:32,481 And then suddenly, reach down and grab him. 830 00:53:32,581 --> 00:53:35,133 When you get near him, grab him. 831 00:53:40,733 --> 00:53:42,246 You all right, Maria? 832 00:53:43,293 --> 00:53:46,721 You scared every worm away for a radius of five miles. 833 00:53:46,821 --> 00:53:48,041 I'm sorry. 834 00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:55,133 What? 835 00:53:55,453 --> 00:53:58,013 You have a very beautiful smile. 836 00:54:03,253 --> 00:54:05,528 Would it be all right if I kissed you? 837 00:54:07,053 --> 00:54:08,053 Yes. 838 00:54:19,813 --> 00:54:22,805 I haven't been with a man for a long time. 839 00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:25,246 Me neither. 840 00:54:25,413 --> 00:54:26,926 Be gentle. 841 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,210 Mamma mia. 842 00:54:41,493 --> 00:54:43,131 Holy moly. 843 00:55:27,453 --> 00:55:29,002 Morning, Mr. Gustafson. 844 00:55:29,102 --> 00:55:30,526 I don't believe it. 845 00:55:31,573 --> 00:55:33,484 You and that beautiful lady? 846 00:55:33,813 --> 00:55:36,479 I am the thief of hearts. I am the gangster of love. 847 00:55:36,579 --> 00:55:40,088 Tell me, was it more of a holdup than a stickup? 848 00:55:40,413 --> 00:55:41,802 Never mind that. 849 00:55:41,902 --> 00:55:46,598 Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning. 850 00:55:46,698 --> 00:55:50,288 Okay, Lothario, we got to get to the Oktoberfest to meet the kids. 851 00:55:55,133 --> 00:55:58,170 I think I liked you better before you were getting any. 852 00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:18,322 Hi, dear. 853 00:56:20,693 --> 00:56:21,880 What's going on? 854 00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:23,479 We got a surprise for you. 855 00:56:23,579 --> 00:56:25,079 No more surprises. 856 00:56:25,179 --> 00:56:26,765 Attention! 857 00:56:28,973 --> 00:56:31,203 In just eight days... 858 00:56:31,733 --> 00:56:36,204 these two happy kids will be husband and wife! 859 00:56:40,493 --> 00:56:42,079 My dear friends... 860 00:56:42,179 --> 00:56:43,686 Max and John... 861 00:56:44,373 --> 00:56:45,965 have asked me... 862 00:56:46,213 --> 00:56:47,532 Handsome Hans... 863 00:56:47,973 --> 00:56:50,282 to be their music man! 864 00:56:53,373 --> 00:56:57,525 Let's celebrate the young lovers' nuptials with the Chicken Polka! 865 00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,369 Come on, you're going to love this. 866 00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:11,245 I'm in the Twilight Zone. 867 00:57:13,093 --> 00:57:15,482 Another one of your father's great ideas. 868 00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,718 Your father booked our reception hall. 869 00:57:17,818 --> 00:57:20,719 Handsome Hans will fit right in at Slippery's Bar. 870 00:57:20,819 --> 00:57:22,212 It's a tavern. 871 00:57:25,453 --> 00:57:26,677 This is a mistake. 872 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:29,040 Right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy. 873 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,771 That's not what I meant. 874 00:57:36,773 --> 00:57:40,482 I want to get married. If you're not sure, tell me. 875 00:57:41,173 --> 00:57:43,164 I'm just not sure. 876 00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:46,246 You tell me this now? 877 00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:48,562 We're a week away from the wedding. 878 00:57:48,662 --> 00:57:49,797 Jacob, I love you. 879 00:57:49,897 --> 00:57:51,319 You just don't want to marry me. 880 00:57:51,419 --> 00:57:52,637 No, that's not it! 881 00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,724 I think we should take our time. 882 00:57:55,053 --> 00:57:58,932 I've been taking my time. How does waiting since the second grade grab you? 883 00:57:59,773 --> 00:58:01,286 Stop it! 884 00:58:04,573 --> 00:58:07,041 It's like you are already married. 885 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:11,802 Polka! 886 00:58:14,013 --> 00:58:15,048 Honey. 887 00:58:18,133 --> 00:58:19,559 I know what I'm talking about. 888 00:58:19,659 --> 00:58:22,850 Really? Then how come you're the one that's divorced? 889 00:58:34,773 --> 00:58:35,888 Honey? 890 00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,400 The wedding's off. 891 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,637 What do you mean? 892 00:58:38,737 --> 00:58:41,037 We already paid for everything! 893 00:58:41,137 --> 00:58:42,197 Honey? 894 00:58:42,297 --> 00:58:43,487 What happened? 895 00:58:46,493 --> 00:58:48,643 What happened? I'll tell you. 896 00:58:48,973 --> 00:58:50,761 Your daughter got cold feet. 897 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,120 My ass. Your son insulted her. 898 00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:56,561 Everything he said was true. Maybe she can't handle the truth! 899 00:58:56,661 --> 00:58:58,761 She can't? What is the truth, Max? 900 00:58:58,861 --> 00:59:01,280 Her first marriage was a flop. 901 00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:03,321 That was Mike's fault. You know that. 902 00:59:03,421 --> 00:59:06,681 She couldn't keep Mike happy. How can she keep Jacob happy? 903 00:59:06,781 --> 00:59:08,411 That's a lousy thing... 904 00:59:08,733 --> 00:59:12,437 My daughter wouldn't marry your son if he was the last man in Wabasha. 905 00:59:12,537 --> 00:59:15,721 Fine with me. I was against the whole thing from the start. 906 00:59:15,821 --> 00:59:17,037 That goes double for me. 907 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:18,160 Then it's off! 908 00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:19,839 Everything is off! 909 00:59:19,939 --> 00:59:22,493 The wedding is off and the friendship is off. 910 00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:25,642 And the gloves are off. 911 00:59:28,533 --> 00:59:30,444 Let the games begin. 912 00:59:31,173 --> 00:59:32,280 Come on, baby. 913 00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,567 Come to Papa. 914 00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:37,369 Yes, that a boy. 915 00:59:37,653 --> 00:59:39,166 That's it. 916 00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:52,564 What the hell is... 917 00:59:57,293 --> 00:59:59,682 Oh, damn you, Goldman! 918 01:00:09,853 --> 01:00:11,445 What a putz. 919 01:00:26,533 --> 01:00:27,886 Here's your card. 920 01:00:28,053 --> 01:00:30,123 - That's it for you? - That'll do it. 921 01:00:30,933 --> 01:00:32,077 Have a nice day. 922 01:00:32,177 --> 01:00:33,811 Thanks. Same to you. 923 01:01:15,967 --> 01:01:17,446 You dance very well. 924 01:01:18,127 --> 01:01:19,321 Thank you. 925 01:01:21,807 --> 01:01:24,924 I got this for you. Hope you don't mind. 926 01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:30,958 It's a cubic zirconia. 927 01:01:31,407 --> 01:01:34,153 Got it from the Home Shopping Network. 928 01:01:34,253 --> 01:01:35,993 It's so beautiful. 929 01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:37,361 Let me help you. 930 01:01:39,407 --> 01:01:42,285 See how it looks? Just put that like that. 931 01:01:45,247 --> 01:01:46,885 You don't like it? 932 01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:49,471 No, it's beautiful. It's just... 933 01:01:49,571 --> 01:01:50,682 Just what? 934 01:01:51,087 --> 01:01:52,600 I don't know. 935 01:01:52,847 --> 01:01:54,758 Things are moving so fast. 936 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:56,236 What's wrong with fast? 937 01:01:56,336 --> 01:01:57,551 I like fast. 938 01:01:57,651 --> 01:02:01,481 I didn't plan on meeting somebody like you when I came to Wabasha. 939 01:02:02,287 --> 01:02:04,874 But you're happy, huh? 940 01:02:04,974 --> 01:02:07,322 Yes. But that is what worries me. 941 01:02:07,527 --> 01:02:08,751 What do you mean? 942 01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:10,997 I don't know what I'm talking about. 943 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:13,881 It's beautiful. 944 01:02:14,927 --> 01:02:16,071 Thank you. 945 01:02:16,171 --> 01:02:17,520 Thank you, Max. 946 01:02:32,567 --> 01:02:35,127 Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws. 947 01:03:01,047 --> 01:03:02,446 Get out of there. 948 01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:10,600 Holy moly. 949 01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:14,274 You just... 950 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:17,484 kissed your ninth life goodbye, Slick! 951 01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:22,038 This one is very sweet. 952 01:03:22,207 --> 01:03:25,244 That one, with the big tongue and brown eyes, is great. 953 01:03:26,247 --> 01:03:27,391 This one? 954 01:03:27,491 --> 01:03:28,514 This one? 955 01:03:28,614 --> 01:03:29,960 Yes. One eye. 956 01:03:30,127 --> 01:03:31,122 No nuts. 957 01:03:31,222 --> 01:03:33,721 You mean Lucky. You don't want him. 958 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:35,875 I'll take him. 959 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,566 Here, Lucky. 960 01:03:41,247 --> 01:03:42,282 He's cute. 961 01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:50,435 Good morning, Slick. 962 01:03:50,847 --> 01:03:52,396 What a nice kitty cat. 963 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,920 Yes, you are. 964 01:03:54,327 --> 01:03:57,478 And I see you've crapped on my newspaper again. 965 01:03:58,327 --> 01:04:02,240 Would you like to make a new friend this morning? 966 01:04:02,567 --> 01:04:03,562 Lucky! 967 01:04:03,662 --> 01:04:04,875 Kill Slick! 968 01:04:06,007 --> 01:04:07,151 Lucky! 969 01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:08,566 Kill Slick! 970 01:04:56,687 --> 01:04:58,439 Everything's under control. 971 01:05:02,687 --> 01:05:04,635 How do you like that, you putz? 972 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:06,160 Why you dirty... 973 01:05:10,087 --> 01:05:11,151 I'll kill you. 974 01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:13,754 You ruined my refinished seats. 975 01:05:13,854 --> 01:05:17,275 You broadcast my naked ass to half of Wabasha! 976 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,917 Big deal! Take that, you vandal! 977 01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:21,476 You nearly killed my cat! 978 01:05:21,576 --> 01:05:25,321 That mangy animal's been crapping on my paper for years! 979 01:05:27,407 --> 01:05:28,920 Give me that pole! 980 01:05:29,287 --> 01:05:30,959 That pole? 981 01:05:39,327 --> 01:05:40,555 That's it. 982 01:05:41,207 --> 01:05:43,394 If my dog was as ugly as you... 983 01:05:43,494 --> 01:05:46,763 I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! 984 01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:51,995 That trick doesn't work with me. 985 01:05:52,095 --> 01:05:54,637 Time out. Where are you going? 986 01:05:54,737 --> 01:05:58,322 Home. You can call me when this stupid war is over! 987 01:05:59,047 --> 01:06:00,480 She left me. 988 01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:02,486 Are you surprised? 989 01:06:09,647 --> 01:06:10,647 There we are. 990 01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:13,917 So good. 991 01:06:14,017 --> 01:06:14,742 Now... 992 01:06:14,842 --> 01:06:15,886 you put in... 993 01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:18,038 just a pinch of salt. 994 01:06:18,847 --> 01:06:19,847 Damn. 995 01:06:20,087 --> 01:06:21,151 Not too much. 996 01:06:21,251 --> 01:06:22,999 Now you tell me. 997 01:06:23,487 --> 01:06:24,796 Not too salty. 998 01:06:24,896 --> 01:06:25,886 Shut up. 999 01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:28,117 There we are. Add some garnish here. 1000 01:06:28,927 --> 01:06:30,593 Time to look at the birds. 1001 01:06:30,693 --> 01:06:32,359 The bird. 1002 01:06:33,087 --> 01:06:34,087 Fire! 1003 01:06:37,007 --> 01:06:38,007 Fire! 1004 01:06:38,207 --> 01:06:39,959 I got a fire here! 1005 01:06:41,887 --> 01:06:46,642 Absolutely perfect. Anybody can make these. It's simple. 1006 01:06:47,447 --> 01:06:48,836 What're you doing? 1007 01:06:48,936 --> 01:06:51,072 I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner... 1008 01:06:51,172 --> 01:06:52,566 for Maria. 1009 01:06:56,287 --> 01:06:58,953 - Look at this. - She'll be impressed. 1010 01:06:59,053 --> 01:07:00,560 Tell her it's Cajun. 1011 01:07:02,247 --> 01:07:04,044 And what do you call this? 1012 01:07:04,367 --> 01:07:05,554 Haven't decided. 1013 01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:08,207 But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew." 1014 01:07:08,447 --> 01:07:09,721 Is that right? 1015 01:07:10,407 --> 01:07:12,957 Not to be a pessimist, but maybe you need a backup plan. 1016 01:07:13,057 --> 01:07:14,685 What else can you make? 1017 01:07:14,887 --> 01:07:16,878 - Jelly sandwiches. - Get cracking. 1018 01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:19,916 I used to love jelly sandwiches with peanut butter. 1019 01:07:20,016 --> 01:07:21,998 So did you, when you were a kid. 1020 01:07:26,367 --> 01:07:28,432 Go over and tell her you're sorry. 1021 01:07:28,532 --> 01:07:32,202 I tried to. She won't even talk to me. Not that I blame her. 1022 01:07:37,407 --> 01:07:40,956 You spend too much time with this Max Goldman. 1023 01:07:41,247 --> 01:07:43,363 I like him, Mama. A lot. 1024 01:07:43,487 --> 01:07:45,914 He'll break your heart, like the others. 1025 01:07:46,014 --> 01:07:48,391 No, this time it's different. 1026 01:07:48,491 --> 01:07:51,595 You said Fernando was different, and look what happened. 1027 01:07:51,695 --> 01:07:53,475 I was a girl, Mama! 1028 01:07:53,575 --> 01:07:56,604 And then there was Eduardo, the drunk. 1029 01:07:56,887 --> 01:07:58,559 That was a long time ago. 1030 01:07:58,767 --> 01:08:01,795 Marcello, the womanizer, was not that long ago. 1031 01:08:01,895 --> 01:08:02,994 I'm not listening. 1032 01:08:03,094 --> 01:08:05,716 And next came Carlo, the con man. 1033 01:08:05,816 --> 01:08:07,675 - Are you finished? - I wish! 1034 01:08:07,775 --> 01:08:10,201 But then I would be forgetting Antonio! 1035 01:08:11,447 --> 01:08:14,193 All five I warn you against... 1036 01:08:14,293 --> 01:08:17,715 and all five you marry! 1037 01:08:17,815 --> 01:08:19,684 You are a good girl... 1038 01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:21,792 but you are cursed in love. 1039 01:08:21,892 --> 01:08:23,206 That isn't true. 1040 01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:25,841 For once, Maria, listen to your mama. 1041 01:08:27,847 --> 01:08:29,838 Do you care for him? 1042 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:32,407 Yes. 1043 01:08:33,727 --> 01:08:35,479 Then leave him be. 1044 01:09:54,487 --> 01:09:57,595 I've really done it this time. I've really screwed up. 1045 01:09:57,695 --> 01:10:00,247 Jake and Melanie have called off the marriage. 1046 01:10:00,407 --> 01:10:03,797 Jake moved in with Max, Max and I are at it again and... 1047 01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:09,045 Ariel's moved back into her house with Melanie. What am I going to do? 1048 01:10:38,207 --> 01:10:40,516 Looks like God remembered you. 1049 01:11:43,927 --> 01:11:45,326 I'm sorry. 1050 01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:17,354 Hey, moron. 1051 01:12:17,454 --> 01:12:18,880 Hello, putz. 1052 01:12:19,887 --> 01:12:21,276 Mind if I join you? 1053 01:12:21,376 --> 01:12:22,766 No, help yourself. 1054 01:12:26,127 --> 01:12:28,960 I knew your old man longer than I knew my own. 1055 01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:32,672 He was always fond of you. 1056 01:12:32,772 --> 01:12:34,120 He was a good man. 1057 01:12:34,367 --> 01:12:35,516 The best. 1058 01:12:36,207 --> 01:12:39,882 You know I didn't mean what I said about Melanie the other day. 1059 01:12:40,047 --> 01:12:42,436 You know how I really feel about Jacob. 1060 01:12:43,487 --> 01:12:44,966 He's a good boy. 1061 01:12:46,447 --> 01:12:48,722 I just don't want him to be lonely. 1062 01:12:49,007 --> 01:12:50,440 He deserves better. 1063 01:12:50,647 --> 01:12:52,080 He deserves Melanie. 1064 01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:00,564 What do you want to do? 1065 01:13:02,567 --> 01:13:03,711 Wanna get drunk? 1066 01:13:03,811 --> 01:13:04,811 Yeah. 1067 01:13:21,607 --> 01:13:23,512 Come on, Grandpa John, hurry. 1068 01:13:23,612 --> 01:13:27,274 I'm coming. But you already got enough candy in this bag... 1069 01:13:27,374 --> 01:13:29,235 to give the neighborhood cavities. 1070 01:13:29,335 --> 01:13:32,792 What'll you do to ensure six months from now you feel happier... 1071 01:13:32,892 --> 01:13:34,957 and more loved than you do today? 1072 01:13:36,007 --> 01:13:38,557 The truth is, if you don't do something... 1073 01:13:38,657 --> 01:13:40,478 nothing in life will change. 1074 01:13:49,087 --> 01:13:51,396 Stop the insanity! 1075 01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:18,993 What are you feeding him? 1076 01:14:19,093 --> 01:14:20,566 Hormel chili. 1077 01:14:22,807 --> 01:14:24,286 He likes it. 1078 01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,520 Trick or treat. 1079 01:14:28,167 --> 01:14:31,955 Trick or treat, I forgot. Just plain forgot. 1080 01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:34,433 Hiya, kids. 1081 01:14:34,533 --> 01:14:35,634 Here's your coaster. 1082 01:14:35,734 --> 01:14:37,276 And there's a stapler for you. 1083 01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:39,597 Open your bag. That's it. Good shot. 1084 01:14:39,807 --> 01:14:41,126 Happy Halloween. 1085 01:14:42,007 --> 01:14:43,274 Hi, Uncle Max. 1086 01:14:43,374 --> 01:14:44,554 Who's that? Allie? 1087 01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:45,645 Hi, Allie. 1088 01:14:45,745 --> 01:14:48,161 Is Allie here? Look at you. 1089 01:14:48,367 --> 01:14:50,756 Let me hear a polar bear growl. 1090 01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:55,877 Happy Halloween there, putzo. 1091 01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:57,876 How'd you know it's me? 1092 01:14:57,976 --> 01:15:01,960 You wear the same costume every Christmas or whatever this... 1093 01:15:02,607 --> 01:15:03,676 Halloween. 1094 01:15:05,327 --> 01:15:07,363 Hey, you. How's your mom doing? 1095 01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:09,205 Okay. Want to come over? 1096 01:15:09,367 --> 01:15:12,006 Yeah, you want to go over and just say hi? 1097 01:15:13,327 --> 01:15:16,285 She'd probably throw me out the moment she saw me. 1098 01:15:21,927 --> 01:15:24,157 Max, I think I got an idea. 1099 01:15:29,207 --> 01:15:30,234 Trick or treat! 1100 01:15:30,334 --> 01:15:31,646 Hey, you! 1101 01:15:33,807 --> 01:15:35,074 How did we do tonight? 1102 01:15:35,174 --> 01:15:38,762 Uncle Max gave me a can opener and a bunch of laundry detergent. 1103 01:15:39,247 --> 01:15:40,647 He did? 1104 01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:43,760 Yes, he did. 1105 01:15:47,287 --> 01:15:48,845 I'm going to bed. 1106 01:15:48,967 --> 01:15:51,401 Don't you want to watch the scary movie? 1107 01:15:51,527 --> 01:15:54,644 I said, I'm going to bed! 1108 01:15:55,687 --> 01:15:57,439 What has gotten into her? 1109 01:16:03,527 --> 01:16:04,801 You look great. 1110 01:16:08,567 --> 01:16:10,558 You look ridiculous. 1111 01:16:16,367 --> 01:16:18,244 Needed to see you again... 1112 01:16:21,447 --> 01:16:24,316 to tell you how sorry I was for the way I acted. 1113 01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:28,116 I just thought I couldn't be happy unless we were married... 1114 01:16:28,647 --> 01:16:30,126 and I realize now... 1115 01:16:31,647 --> 01:16:33,717 I just want you in my life. 1116 01:16:34,687 --> 01:16:36,166 That's all I want. 1117 01:16:37,567 --> 01:16:39,558 And if we ever do get married... 1118 01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:41,641 I promise... 1119 01:16:43,447 --> 01:16:46,166 we'll use a professional wedding coordinator. 1120 01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:52,245 You look terrific. 1121 01:17:03,847 --> 01:17:05,193 They're watching us. 1122 01:17:05,293 --> 01:17:06,394 No, they're not. 1123 01:17:06,494 --> 01:17:09,001 No, they're not. Yes, they are. 1124 01:17:16,607 --> 01:17:18,518 Let's celebrate. Beers are on me. 1125 01:17:18,687 --> 01:17:22,282 I'd love to, but I've got someone very special waiting for me. 1126 01:17:24,887 --> 01:17:27,793 If you had half a brain, you could have the same thing. 1127 01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,320 She dumped me. 1128 01:17:30,527 --> 01:17:34,520 Would you park that stupid pride of yours just once? 1129 01:17:35,807 --> 01:17:38,037 You might surprise yourself. 1130 01:17:47,527 --> 01:17:49,324 I must speak to Maria! 1131 01:17:52,887 --> 01:17:54,276 Put down that bat. 1132 01:17:54,376 --> 01:17:55,996 She don't want to see you. 1133 01:17:56,096 --> 01:17:58,965 I ain't leaving here until I see Maria! 1134 01:17:59,487 --> 01:18:00,602 At last... 1135 01:18:00,767 --> 01:18:02,564 I get to whack him! 1136 01:18:03,087 --> 01:18:04,998 Mama, please. Please. 1137 01:18:09,887 --> 01:18:11,878 Maria, we need to talk. 1138 01:18:12,887 --> 01:18:14,436 There's nothing to talk about. 1139 01:18:14,536 --> 01:18:19,123 At least give me an explanation. I think I deserve that much. 1140 01:18:20,047 --> 01:18:21,446 Yes, you're right. 1141 01:18:23,807 --> 01:18:25,525 I must tell you something. 1142 01:18:27,647 --> 01:18:29,399 I have been married before. 1143 01:18:30,047 --> 01:18:32,117 To Antonio, I know. 1144 01:18:32,727 --> 01:18:34,524 But also to Fernando. 1145 01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:36,516 And Carlo. 1146 01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:39,285 And Eduardo. 1147 01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:42,279 And Marcello. 1148 01:18:48,607 --> 01:18:50,040 Holy moly. 1149 01:18:51,167 --> 01:18:53,476 You've been married five times? 1150 01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:55,879 So, now you understand? 1151 01:18:56,767 --> 01:18:58,280 Mother is right. 1152 01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:01,237 I'm cursed in love. 1153 01:19:05,567 --> 01:19:07,080 Wait! Wait! 1154 01:19:07,567 --> 01:19:09,398 Will you wait, please? 1155 01:19:13,367 --> 01:19:16,439 I don't know what happened with those other guys, but... 1156 01:19:16,647 --> 01:19:18,763 let me tell you something about me. 1157 01:19:22,807 --> 01:19:25,560 I know I'm no great prize, but I'm loyal... 1158 01:19:26,247 --> 01:19:27,521 I'm honest... 1159 01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:30,486 and I know how to treat a lady. 1160 01:19:32,607 --> 01:19:36,043 Anybody says any different doesn't know her ass from her elbow. 1161 01:19:39,487 --> 01:19:43,314 Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers at the house... 1162 01:19:43,414 --> 01:19:48,162 so if you care to join me for some Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches... 1163 01:19:48,567 --> 01:19:50,876 I would be indeed honored. 1164 01:19:53,447 --> 01:19:55,403 That sounds wonderful. 1165 01:19:59,047 --> 01:20:02,005 You must really like jelly sandwiches. 1166 01:20:21,607 --> 01:20:23,325 Très magnifique, Max. 1167 01:20:23,967 --> 01:20:25,082 Thank you. 1168 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,275 We're running a bit behind. 1169 01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:28,800 Meet you at church. 1170 01:20:28,967 --> 01:20:30,195 Don't be late! 1171 01:20:41,647 --> 01:20:43,399 Isn't that Sven over there? 1172 01:20:59,567 --> 01:21:01,472 You look like you've seen a ghost. 1173 01:21:01,572 --> 01:21:03,956 Biggest fish I ever seen. 1174 01:21:04,647 --> 01:21:06,319 Catfish Hunter, yeah. 1175 01:21:09,087 --> 01:21:10,311 I fought the beast... 1176 01:21:10,411 --> 01:21:11,551 for an hour... 1177 01:21:11,651 --> 01:21:13,000 and I had him. 1178 01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,232 Right up into the boat. 1179 01:21:15,332 --> 01:21:16,521 And then... 1180 01:21:17,887 --> 01:21:19,031 he smiled. 1181 01:21:19,131 --> 01:21:20,436 - Smiled? - See? 1182 01:21:20,536 --> 01:21:21,873 He bit the pole in half. 1183 01:21:21,973 --> 01:21:23,559 Holy moly. 1184 01:21:23,887 --> 01:21:26,596 I moved my hand at the last moment. 1185 01:21:26,696 --> 01:21:27,836 Judas Priest. 1186 01:21:29,327 --> 01:21:30,646 That was the... 1187 01:21:31,127 --> 01:21:33,561 biggest damn fish that... 1188 01:21:34,687 --> 01:21:35,881 I ever seen. 1189 01:21:40,207 --> 01:21:42,243 Don't even think of it. 1190 01:21:42,407 --> 01:21:45,558 My boat is beached not more than 100 yards from here. 1191 01:21:45,727 --> 01:21:50,323 We'll give it 10 minutes. After that, we pull anchor, go to the church. 1192 01:21:50,927 --> 01:21:53,316 What if today is the day, and we miss him? 1193 01:21:53,767 --> 01:21:55,433 Someone else could catch him... 1194 01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:58,360 some stranger with our fish mounted on his wall. 1195 01:21:59,207 --> 01:22:01,721 It's too horrible to think about. 1196 01:22:25,327 --> 01:22:26,673 Let's go. 1197 01:22:26,773 --> 01:22:29,795 What do you mean? We've still got more time. 1198 01:22:29,895 --> 01:22:32,953 That fish'll be halfway to Red Wing by now. Let's go. 1199 01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:34,111 Five more minutes. 1200 01:22:34,211 --> 01:22:35,204 We'll be late! 1201 01:22:35,304 --> 01:22:39,326 Weddings never start on time! What's wrong? Why are you worried? 1202 01:22:43,327 --> 01:22:44,594 I'm going. 1203 01:22:44,694 --> 01:22:47,274 You must swim back. Where're you going? 1204 01:22:47,374 --> 01:22:49,155 Don't touch my motor! 1205 01:22:49,255 --> 01:22:53,001 Will you sit down, John, for crying out loud! 1206 01:22:53,127 --> 01:22:54,480 Five more minutes! 1207 01:22:54,607 --> 01:22:56,395 Sit down and shut up. 1208 01:22:56,495 --> 01:22:58,000 - Moron. - Putz. 1209 01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:02,163 Holy Jesus, Max. 1210 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:05,601 Look, look. 1211 01:23:10,607 --> 01:23:11,881 Easy, easy. 1212 01:23:15,727 --> 01:23:16,921 Don't worry. 1213 01:23:21,487 --> 01:23:22,840 Look at him go. 1214 01:23:24,887 --> 01:23:26,525 Now he'll stop. 1215 01:23:27,447 --> 01:23:28,511 And now... 1216 01:23:28,611 --> 01:23:29,926 I'm going to... 1217 01:23:32,207 --> 01:23:34,516 That's Catfish Hunter. It's got to be. 1218 01:23:37,447 --> 01:23:39,076 I think I pissed him off! 1219 01:23:39,176 --> 01:23:42,204 Hang on, Max, I think we're going for a ride. 1220 01:23:53,607 --> 01:23:54,634 Hang on. 1221 01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:56,604 I can't believe it's a fish. 1222 01:23:57,007 --> 01:23:58,476 Maybe it's not a fish! 1223 01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:01,400 Maybe it's something from outer space! 1224 01:24:01,847 --> 01:24:02,991 Keep the tip up! 1225 01:24:03,091 --> 01:24:05,157 - The tip is up. - Tighten the drag! 1226 01:24:06,287 --> 01:24:09,324 He better be dead. That's the only excuse I'll accept. 1227 01:24:09,767 --> 01:24:10,762 Work him! 1228 01:24:10,862 --> 01:24:12,396 I'm working him, dummy. 1229 01:24:12,496 --> 01:24:15,313 Pump him! Tip up! 1230 01:24:15,413 --> 01:24:17,125 The tip is up, you idiot! 1231 01:24:17,527 --> 01:24:21,042 You're right, it's not an important day. No reason to be here. 1232 01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:22,595 Hang on. 1233 01:24:26,047 --> 01:24:27,154 Drop the anchor. 1234 01:24:27,254 --> 01:24:28,913 You cut the anchor, putz! 1235 01:24:29,013 --> 01:24:30,636 Then grab the net. 1236 01:24:30,736 --> 01:24:34,032 You cut the net, too, you dickhead. Here. Look. 1237 01:24:34,132 --> 01:24:36,836 Forget the net! Just give me a hand, will you? 1238 01:24:36,936 --> 01:24:40,355 The only thing you ever caught in your life was a virus. 1239 01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,352 Put your gloves on. 1240 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:45,723 I'll show you how to do it. Here's the way you do it. 1241 01:24:46,047 --> 01:24:47,241 Now, watch. 1242 01:24:49,087 --> 01:24:50,406 Grab him! 1243 01:24:52,807 --> 01:24:54,445 Crime in Italy. 1244 01:24:57,127 --> 01:24:59,235 Holy moly! My God! 1245 01:24:59,335 --> 01:25:00,594 Look at this thing. 1246 01:25:00,694 --> 01:25:02,316 Holy moly! 1247 01:25:02,416 --> 01:25:03,965 Get his tail. 1248 01:25:04,127 --> 01:25:05,394 I got it. 1249 01:25:05,494 --> 01:25:06,494 Now! 1250 01:25:22,087 --> 01:25:24,999 Is that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 1251 01:25:25,327 --> 01:25:27,238 If I die today... 1252 01:25:27,607 --> 01:25:29,432 I die a happy man. 1253 01:25:29,532 --> 01:25:31,757 You die today, I'm taking your motor. 1254 01:25:42,527 --> 01:25:44,040 Let's let him go. 1255 01:25:44,727 --> 01:25:46,712 Are you out of your mind? 1256 01:25:46,812 --> 01:25:49,873 Dad tried to catch that fish for 20 years. 1257 01:25:49,973 --> 01:25:52,845 Catfish Hunter deserves to be in the lake with Pop. 1258 01:25:55,727 --> 01:25:58,685 Gustafson, you are one sick bastard. 1259 01:25:59,967 --> 01:26:01,480 Good boy. 1260 01:26:06,407 --> 01:26:08,637 Goodbye, Catfish. 1261 01:26:22,527 --> 01:26:23,836 The wedding! 1262 01:26:23,936 --> 01:26:25,201 What time is it? 1263 01:26:30,487 --> 01:26:32,159 We got another wedding at 3:00. 1264 01:26:32,287 --> 01:26:34,403 We'll make it by then. 3:00? 1265 01:26:40,207 --> 01:26:41,640 Don't sing that. 1266 01:26:44,767 --> 01:26:46,086 Move it! 1267 01:26:47,407 --> 01:26:48,920 What're you doing? 1268 01:26:53,487 --> 01:26:55,312 Okay, just a little bit longer. 1269 01:26:55,412 --> 01:26:57,116 - Just a bit longer. - I'm done. 1270 01:26:57,216 --> 01:27:00,352 I've played, now. How long have I played? 1271 01:27:00,452 --> 01:27:02,831 Stay here. Just keep playing. 1272 01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:04,883 I'll play one more time. 1273 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:11,875 Wedding! 1274 01:27:37,527 --> 01:27:38,671 We're here! 1275 01:27:38,771 --> 01:27:39,771 Wait! 1276 01:27:41,727 --> 01:27:43,080 We're here! 1277 01:27:44,287 --> 01:27:45,633 Wait, we're here! 1278 01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:47,046 We're here! 1279 01:27:47,407 --> 01:27:48,674 Why the boots? 1280 01:27:48,774 --> 01:27:50,156 I'll explain later. 1281 01:27:50,256 --> 01:27:53,637 Explain now. Where have you been? I've held this up for hours. 1282 01:28:11,367 --> 01:28:12,676 See what we missed? 1283 01:28:12,776 --> 01:28:14,485 Thank God we eloped. 1284 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:43,006 You got the ring? 1285 01:29:04,367 --> 01:29:07,723 My son-in-law has got the face of a mackerel. 1286 01:29:11,167 --> 01:29:12,167 Ox. 1287 01:29:12,607 --> 01:29:13,607 Nag. 1288 01:29:14,287 --> 01:29:15,836 We are gathered here today... 1289 01:29:15,936 --> 01:29:17,795 to join Maxwell Goldman... 1290 01:29:17,895 --> 01:29:20,553 and Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti... 1291 01:29:20,653 --> 01:29:22,000 in holy matrimony. 1292 01:29:38,607 --> 01:29:40,316 Be sure to watch Lucky for us. 1293 01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:42,711 I'll miss that ugly mug of his. 1294 01:29:42,811 --> 01:29:45,357 Don't worry, you'll see him before you know it. 1295 01:29:45,457 --> 01:29:47,272 I'll miss your ugly mug, too. 1296 01:29:47,372 --> 01:29:49,039 God bless you, sir. 1297 01:29:49,527 --> 01:29:51,358 Let go of my hand. I'm busy. 1298 01:30:20,647 --> 01:30:22,196 What's that smell? 1299 01:30:22,296 --> 01:30:23,686 What smell? 1300 01:30:35,727 --> 01:30:37,319 What a moron. 1301 01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:53,631 What do you say we go back to my place... 1302 01:30:53,731 --> 01:30:58,198 and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni? 1303 01:30:59,207 --> 01:31:01,960 What do you say we go back to my house... 1304 01:31:02,407 --> 01:31:06,639 and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti? 1305 01:31:07,167 --> 01:31:08,231 Beautiful. 1306 01:31:08,331 --> 01:31:09,993 I'm the gangster of love. 1307 01:31:10,093 --> 01:31:12,999 I am the Lothario of hearts. 1308 01:31:14,207 --> 01:31:15,431 I don't know where I am. 1309 01:31:15,531 --> 01:31:17,119 Get in the car, Max. 1310 01:31:17,727 --> 01:31:20,605 I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move. 1311 01:31:22,967 --> 01:31:24,633 What the hell is her name? 1312 01:31:24,733 --> 01:31:25,842 Ariel? 1313 01:31:26,127 --> 01:31:27,596 What's her name again? 1314 01:31:27,696 --> 01:31:28,756 Maria. 1315 01:31:29,407 --> 01:31:30,681 She left me. 1316 01:31:30,807 --> 01:31:34,117 You're surprised? You don't even know her name. 1317 01:31:36,967 --> 01:31:38,400 Hey, dickhead! 1318 01:31:38,567 --> 01:31:39,636 I'm stuck. 1319 01:31:41,647 --> 01:31:43,116 I've been to Hawaii. 1320 01:31:43,216 --> 01:31:44,474 Which island? 1321 01:31:44,574 --> 01:31:46,603 L-kinda-like-to-poke-you. 1322 01:31:46,967 --> 01:31:48,436 You-like-a-licky-dicky. 1323 01:31:48,536 --> 01:31:50,245 I'm-a-kinda-kinky. 1324 01:31:50,367 --> 01:31:51,713 Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee? 1325 01:31:51,813 --> 01:31:54,879 Some stranger could catch our fish. 1326 01:31:55,207 --> 01:31:57,511 Some schmuck with his fish... 1327 01:31:57,611 --> 01:32:00,963 and my fish and your fish up on the... wall... 1328 01:32:05,927 --> 01:32:07,838 Get another actor. Please. 1329 01:32:08,007 --> 01:32:10,965 She's nothing but a pigheaded Italian with... 1330 01:32:13,047 --> 01:32:15,916 Go one more from the top, and a little bit more out of breath. 1331 01:32:16,016 --> 01:32:18,152 If I was more out of breath, I'd be dead. 1332 01:32:18,252 --> 01:32:19,753 You're still a putz. 1333 01:32:19,853 --> 01:32:21,075 That's my line! 1334 01:32:21,207 --> 01:32:23,721 You will never even know it's there. 1335 01:32:26,807 --> 01:32:27,956 I love you. 1336 01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:33,600 He's a criminal. 1337 01:32:37,087 --> 01:32:38,645 Should the veil be up? 1338 01:32:43,327 --> 01:32:44,327 Ox! 1339 01:32:44,447 --> 01:32:45,953 Jesus Christ! 1340 01:32:46,053 --> 01:32:48,845 Why the... don't you look where you're going? 1341 01:32:49,567 --> 01:32:54,436 Why don't you come to my place? I'll show you my beefy bologna. 1342 01:32:56,607 --> 01:32:59,644 How would you like my bony macaroni? 1343 01:33:00,167 --> 01:33:02,237 Or my fatty Alfredo? 1344 01:33:02,367 --> 01:33:05,837 Or my hard salami? I got them all. 91032