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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:09,793 Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:35,252 Mandy: WHAT IS THE SPEED OF 3 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:37,463 DARKNESS? 4 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,543 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 5 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:59,213 HELLO, "MR. MATH" BOOK. 6 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:01,172 I AM READY TO ACCEPT YOUR 7 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,670 KNOWLEDGE. 8 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,790 AAAHH! 9 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:15,875 OH, HI, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 10 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:17,828 AIMEZ-VOUS LES SANDWICHES? 11 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:20,077 S'IL VOUS PLAIT. 12 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,127 KNOW WHAT THAT IS, PUD'N? 13 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,248 THAT'S FRENCH, THE LANGUAGE OF 14 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,213 LOVE. 15 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,962 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST 16 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,542 WAY TO SHOW LOVE IS, PUD'N? 17 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:30,075 UM...CASH MONEY? 18 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:30,877 NO! 19 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,078 BY ATTENDING THE ANNUAL 20 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,877 VALENTINE'S DAY SCHOOL DANCE. 21 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:35,498 WILL DO, SIR! 22 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,213 GOOD BOY. 23 00:01:37,042 --> 00:01:40,292 GOOD, GOOD BOY. 24 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,035 Junior: [ Thinking ] DEAR 25 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:43,455 DIARY, NO ONE FEELS PAIN AS 26 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:44,422 DEEPLY AS I DO. 27 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,920 NO ONE SUFFERS LIKE I DO. 28 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,420 I AM DIFFERENT. 29 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,290 I AM ALONE. 30 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,285 IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD REACH OUT 31 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:52,205 TO ME -- 32 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,632 HEY, JUNIOR. 33 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:58,078 UM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UM... 34 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:00,037 WALK ME HOME AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? 35 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,455 Junior: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M 36 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:02,632 TRYING TO WRITE MY DARK 37 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:03,128 THOUGHTS?! 38 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,828 [ CRYING ] 39 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,497 I COULDN'T HELP BUT SEE YOU 40 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:09,173 BROODING OVER HERE, NERGAL JR. 41 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:11,130 Junior: I'M JUST NOT FEELING 42 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,458 VERY SOCIABLE, SIR. 43 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:13,582 OH, NONSENSE! 44 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,207 THE VALENTINE'S DANCE IS COMING 45 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:15,672 UP. 46 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:17,133 IT'S THE MOST SOCIABLE DAY OF 47 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:17,958 THE YEAR! 48 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:19,332 SO YOU BETTER GET OUT THERE AND 49 00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:21,127 START GETTING REJECTED BY GIRLS. 50 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,538 Irwin: YEAH, YO, I'M GONNA 51 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:23,915 ASK MANDY TO BE MY DATE. 52 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,460 SHE'LL PROBABLY SAY NO THE FIRST 53 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:27,172 FEW HUNDRED TIMES, BUT I FIGURE 54 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,380 I CAN WEAR DOWN HER SPIRIT 55 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:28,998 EVENTUALLY. 56 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,543 IRWIN, SEE IF YOU CAN RUB 57 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,035 SOME OF THAT CONFIDENCE OFF ONTO 58 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:32,955 JUNIOR HERE. 59 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,212 Irwin: I'LL RUB IT ALL OVER 60 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:34,922 HIM, SIR. 61 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,420 GOOD BOY. 62 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,290 GOOD, GOOD BOY. 63 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,705 Billy: AAH! 64 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:42,002 [ PANTING ] 65 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:44,543 Sperg: GET BACK HERE, MEAT! 66 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,165 Billy: AAH! 67 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,075 Sperg: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING 68 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:51,327 AT, DORK? 69 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:52,077 HUH? 70 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,207 MAYBE I NEED TO ADJUST THOSE 71 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:55,672 GLASSES OF YOURS. 72 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,040 Junior: [ ROARS ] 73 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,535 Sperg: MOMMY! 74 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,825 Billy: OOH, THANKS FOR THE 75 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,037 SAVE, JUNIOR. 76 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,035 Junior: NO PROBLEM, COUSIN. 77 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,205 Billy: YOU WANT TO HANG OUT 78 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:05,672 AFTER SCHOOL? 79 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,790 Junior: REALLY? 80 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:08,375 YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME? 81 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:10,498 Billy: YEAH! IT'LL BE FUN! 82 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:12,213 Junior: OKAY, BUT I'M USUALLY 83 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:15,132 ALLERGIC TO FUN. 84 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,918 I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS. 85 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,210 IT'S NICE TO FINALLY HAVE SOME 86 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:21,002 FRIENDS TO HANG OUT WITH. 87 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,173 USUALLY, I JUST GO HOME, STARE 88 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,080 AT THE WALL, AND LET THE 89 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,077 INTENSE, SOUL-CRUSHING 90 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:29,207 LONELINESS OVERTAKE MY VERY -- 91 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,962 Irwin: CHECK IT, YO! 92 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:32,922 I FINISHED MANDY'S VALENTINE. 93 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,460 WHEN SHE SEES THIS, SHE'LL HAVE 94 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,002 TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME. 95 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,133 Junior: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE, 96 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,918 BEING IN LOVE, IRWIN? 97 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,290 Irwin: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL 98 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,205 FLOWER INSIDE YOUR CHEST THAT'S 99 00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:44,962 TRYING TO BURST OUT THROUGH YOUR 100 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:45,542 RIB CAGE. 101 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,915 Billy: LIKE MY DAD'S 102 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,630 HEARTBURN! 103 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:49,788 Irwin: MY LOVE HURTS SO MUCH, 104 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:50,875 SO VERY MUCH. 105 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:56,498 [ CRYING ] 106 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:57,503 [ VOMITS ] 107 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,753 Junior: LOVE SOUNDS AMAZING. 108 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,040 Irwin: THERE IT IS, THE 109 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,995 SWEETEST CRIB OF THEM ALL, YO -- 110 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:07,173 MANDY'S HOUSE. 111 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,750 Billy: SHE'S REALLY GONNA 112 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,043 FLIP WHEN SHE GETS YOUR 113 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:10,995 VALENTINE'S CARD. 114 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:11,833 Irwin: YEP. 115 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:13,627 TIME TO GO GIVE IT TO HER. 116 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,078 Billy: WELL? 117 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,377 Irwin: I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS, 118 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,128 YO. 119 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:19,998 I'M TOO...TERRIFIED. 120 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,383 Junior: WHAT HAPPENED TO 121 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:22,288 MR. CONFIDENCE? 122 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:24,785 Irwin: IT WAS ALL FALSE, YO! 123 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:27,035 I'M NOT THE COOL STUD YOU THINK 124 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:27,575 I AM. 125 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,627 [ PANTING ] 126 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,328 Junior: IRWIN, YOU HAVE TO 127 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,787 GIVE MANDY YOUR CARD. 128 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:34,825 YOU PUT YOUR SOUL INTO MAKING 129 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:37,127 IT, YOUR BLOOD, YOUR SWEAT, YOUR 130 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:37,918 TEARS. 131 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,130 Billy: YOUR PUKE. 132 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:40,208 Irwin: NO! 133 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:42,422 YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT TO HER FOR 134 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,000 ME. 135 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,133 [ PANTING ] 136 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,998 JUST TELL HER I COULDN'T BE HERE 137 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,253 BECAUSE I -- UH, UH -- I HAD 138 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,673 MAXIMUM DIARRHEA, YO! 139 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,710 PLEASE? 140 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,172 FOR A FRIEND? 141 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,330 Junior: FOR A FRIEND? 142 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:57,877 SURE. 143 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:00,458 [ GRUNTING ] 144 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,583 Mandy: OH, YEAH? 145 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:07,497 WELL, TRY ME. 146 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,213 JUST TRY ME, MOM. 147 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,252 Claire: [ WHIMPERS ] 148 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,133 Mandy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 149 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,378 WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR? 150 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:14,998 Junior: I BROUGHT YOU THIS 151 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:15,583 VALENTINE. 152 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:16,287 IT'S FROM -- 153 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,535 Mandy: VALENTINE? 154 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,915 "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE 155 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,630 BLUE. 156 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,998 I WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH 157 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:23,633 YOU." 158 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:24,418 Junior: YEAH. 159 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,330 SEE, IT'S FROM -- 160 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,417 Mandy: YOUR CARD IS CLICHéD. 161 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,630 BUT I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. 162 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,288 OFFER?! 163 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,205 Mandy: YOU WILL PICK ME UP AT 164 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:33,882 5:00 P.M. SHARP AND TAKE ME TO A 165 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:34,878 NICE RESTAURANT. 166 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:35,878 NO SEAFOOD. 167 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:36,378 Junior: BUT -- 168 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,078 Mandy: HERE. 169 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,627 BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT, YOU 170 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:40,128 AGREE THAT THERE WILL BE NO 171 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,418 HAND-HOLDING, NO HUGGING, NO 172 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,880 SLOW DANCING, NOR PHYSICAL 173 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,288 CONTACT OF ANY KIND. 174 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:45,915 AND FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY IS 175 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,210 STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. 176 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,422 OKAY, SEE YOU FRIDAY. 177 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,920 Junior: BUT, SEE, IRWIN... 178 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,080 DIARRHEA. 179 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:57,127 Irwin: [ SOBBING ] 180 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,668 Junior: IRWIN, I'M SORRY. 181 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:04,080 Irwin: YOU STOLE MY WOMAN! 182 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:08,787 Junior: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 183 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:12,875 Irwin: I HATE YOU! 184 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:13,998 Billy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO 185 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:17,173 YOU ARE ANYMORE. 186 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,880 NO, REALLY, WHO ARE YOU? 187 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,463 Junior: STUPID, STUPID, 188 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:23,042 STUPID. 189 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,035 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 190 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:27,125 HEY, SON, I HEARD ANGRY 191 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,128 NOISES. 192 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,038 YOU WANT TO TALK? 193 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,125 Junior: I'M JUST MAD AT 194 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,168 MYSELF. 195 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,460 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, DAD. 196 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:36,042 OH, WOULDN'T I? 197 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:40,827 I SEE. 198 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,997 YOU LOST YOUR NEW FRIENDS OVER A 199 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,133 GIRL. 200 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,288 Junior: DOES THAT MAKE ME A 201 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,165 BAD PERSON? 202 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 NO, SON, THAT MAKES YOU A 203 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:49,423 MAN. 204 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,580 Junior: REALLY? 205 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,037 SHOULD YOU FEEL GUILTY? 206 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,125 HECK, NO! 207 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:55,628 FEEL PITY FOR THE DATELESS 208 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:56,538 LOSERS? 209 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,455 IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR BEING LAME 210 00:06:58,542 --> 00:06:59,172 WEENIES. 211 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,000 Junior: BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW 212 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:02,133 IF I LIKE MANDY. 213 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,038 SON, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU 214 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,825 LIKING A GIRL OR A GIRL LIKING 215 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:06,457 YOU. 216 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,750 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE CAN 217 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,463 NEVER GET AWAY FROM YOU. 218 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,042 WHY DO YOU THINK I MOVED TO THE 219 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,285 CENTER OF THE EARTH WITH YOUR 220 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:13,915 MOTHER? 221 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,750 HI, HONEY! 222 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,883 NOPE, SHE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 223 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:18,878 Junior: THANKS, DAD. 224 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,208 YOU HELPED ME PUT THINGS IN 225 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:22,502 PERSPECTIVE. 226 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,128 GET READY, MANDY. 227 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,878 HERE COMES YOUR DATE. 228 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:34,998 I GOT TO STOP MAKING MY HAND BIG 229 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,083 LIKE THAT. 230 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:42,003 [ EXHALING SHARPLY ] 231 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,923 Mandy: SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THE 232 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,380 DRESS, AND I'LL KILL YOU. 233 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:48,378 LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH. 234 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:58,128 LOOK AT YOU TWO -- SUCH A 235 00:07:58,208 --> 00:07:59,288 CUTE COUPLE. 236 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,785 AH, I REMEMBER MY FIRST 237 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:03,995 VALENTINE'S DANCE... 238 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,043 ALTHOUGH I WISH I DIDN'T. 239 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,125 HEY! 240 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:08,038 WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE TO LISTEN TO 241 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:08,995 SOME MUSIC? 242 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,673 Junior: SURE, DAD. 243 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,880 YEAH, I BET YOU WOULD. 244 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:17,078 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 245 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,037 Mandy: WELL, WELL, WELL. 246 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:20,745 IF IT ISN'T THE BELLE OF THE 247 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:21,333 BALL. 248 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,877 HOW'S IT GOING, GRIM? 249 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,038 Grim: OH, IT'S GREAT. 250 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,745 YEAH, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR 251 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,253 RENTING ME OUT AS A CHAPERONE. 252 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,963 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD A HOT DATE 253 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,422 TONIGHT OR ANYTHING. 254 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,580 WHAT? 255 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:35,417 IT COULD HAPPEN. 256 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:40,958 GOSH. 257 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,082 IT WOULD BE NICE TO DANCE RIGHT 258 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:42,827 NOW. 259 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:43,537 Billy: I'LL DANCE WITH YOU, 260 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:44,785 PARVATI. 261 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:47,495 BILLY, YOU ARE MY DATE! 262 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,503 OH, E-EXCUSE ME. 263 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:50,923 Junior: TRYING TO STEAL MY 264 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,580 GIRL, ARE YOU? 265 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:52,497 WHAT? 266 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:55,003 Junior: [ ROARS ] 267 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,963 THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE. 268 00:08:57,042 --> 00:08:58,132 HMM... 269 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:00,208 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT JERK 270 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,252 IS LOOKING AT YOU. 271 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,043 BACK OFF, MAN! 272 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,285 SHE'S MINE! 273 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,495 YOU 2-TIMING FLOOZY! 274 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,003 Mandy: JUNIOR, YOUR JEALOUSY 275 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,333 IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. 276 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:10,627 Junior: IT'S NOT JEALOUSY, 277 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:11,208 MANDY. 278 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:12,882 IT'S POSSESSIVENESS. 279 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,748 THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. 280 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:15,633 Mandy: LOOK... 281 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:16,998 HOW'S ABOUT YOU GO GET ME SOME 282 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:17,543 PUNCH? 283 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:18,962 Junior: HOW DO I KNOW YOU 284 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,002 WON'T TRY TO ESCAPE? 285 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,673 Mandy: JUST GET ME SOME 286 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,330 PUNCH. 287 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,707 Junior: NOBODY TOUCH MANDY! 288 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,582 SHE'S MY PROPERTY! 289 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:30,577 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 290 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,077 Irwin: OH, HEY, MANDY. 291 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,207 FANCY MEETING YOU HERE. 292 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,002 I GUESS YOU CAME WITH JUNIOR. 293 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,543 I CAME WITH SOME GIRL. 294 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,125 SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME, YO. 295 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,128 Billy: SHAKE IT, GIRLS! 296 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:40,918 SHAKE IT! 297 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,830 Irwin: I MEAN, SHE'S NOT YOU, 298 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:43,627 BUT WHO IS? 299 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,418 ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IF YOU HAD A 300 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,750 CLONE, SHE'D BE YOU. 301 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,543 AND THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED 302 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,205 I MAKE EXCELLENT EGGPLANT 303 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:50,962 PARMESAN. 304 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:51,752 YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND TRY IT 305 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:52,213 SOMETIME. 306 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,252 Junior: EXCUSE ME, 307 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,333 PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 308 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:55,627 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE 309 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:56,418 CARE OF. 310 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,380 Irwin: SO, UM, WOULD YOU MIND 311 00:09:58,458 --> 00:09:59,578 A DANCE WITH ME? 312 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,077 Junior: I TURN MY BACK FOR 313 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,957 ONE SECOND, AND YOU TRY TO STEAL 314 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:03,632 MY WOMAN! 315 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,208 Irwin: SHE'S NOT YOUR WOMAN! 316 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:06,172 SHE'S MY WOMAN! 317 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,130 I MADE THE VALENTINE! 318 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,208 Junior: WELL, I WAS THE ONE 319 00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:10,292 WHO HAD THE NERVE TO GIVE IT TO 320 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:10,995 HER. 321 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,213 Irwin: WELL, I WAS THE ONE 322 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,132 WHO PEED MY PANTS 'CAUSE I WAS 323 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:13,998 SO NERVOUS! 324 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,463 Junior: SHE'S THE ONLY ONE 325 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:16,252 WHO LIKES ME. 326 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,083 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE THAT 327 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,037 AWAY. 328 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,245 Irwin: TRY AND PUNCH ME, 329 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,083 WILL YOU? 330 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:23,497 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I 331 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,793 PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! 332 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,825 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER -- AAH! 333 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:29,417 MY SHIRT! 334 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,460 Junior: I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE 335 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:32,172 GUT! 336 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,460 Irwin: TRY IT, YO. 337 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:38,042 Junior: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 338 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,785 OH, YEAH! 339 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:42,125 OH, NO! 340 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,998 Grim: HUH? 341 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,253 [ BEEPS ] 342 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,713 STOP IT! 343 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,922 STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU! 344 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 OKAY, CONTINUE. 345 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,253 All: AAH! 346 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,673 Sperg: I'M MELTING! 347 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,000 Irwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL 348 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,133 OUT OF PUNCH, YO. 349 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,708 Grim: OKAY, BREAK IT UP. 350 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,172 FIGHT'S OVER. 351 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,380 Junior: SO, WHO GETS MANDY? 352 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,498 Mandy: NOBODY DOES. 353 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,923 SEE, I KNEW IF I WENT WITH 354 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,130 JUNIOR, HE'D GET BAD DATING 355 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,208 ADVICE FROM HIS DAD. 356 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,962 THEN IRWIN WOULD GET CRAZY 357 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,882 JEALOUS, AND YOU TWO NERDS WOULD 358 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,248 FIGHT IT OUT, EVENTUALLY 359 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,963 WRECKING THE WHOLE DANCE. 360 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,172 Irwin: WOW. SHE'S GOOD. 361 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,880 Junior: BUT WHY, MANDY? 362 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,578 Mandy: IF I CAN'T ENJOY 363 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,707 VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ONE GETS TO! 364 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:29,832 SO LONG, SUCKERS. 365 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:33,327 Junior: SO...THIS IS LOVE. 366 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:36,917 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 367 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:54,955 HUH? 368 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,132 Billy: SURPRISE!! 369 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,378 AAAHHHH! 370 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:58,498 Billy: HAPPY TEACHER 371 00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,463 "ASPHYXIATION" DAY, 372 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,082 MS. BUTTERBEAN! 373 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:02,877 BILLY...YOU -- YOU WERE 374 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,328 RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 375 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:05,327 Billy: YUH-OH. 376 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,377 THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST 377 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,038 CLICHéD, ILL-CONCEIVED, 378 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:12,035 DISRUPTIVE, MOST THOUGHTFUL, 379 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,915 GENEROUS GIFT I'VE EVER 380 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,750 RECEIVED. 381 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:15,753 Billy: WHAT YOU TALKIN' 382 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,293 ABOUT?! 383 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,463 I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE CARED. 384 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,922 THIS KIND GESTURE IS ENOUGH TO 385 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,670 MAKE ME DROP MY GRUFF, 386 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,040 AUTHORITATIVE PERSONA AND TURN A 387 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,575 NEW LEAF, AS A KINDER, GENTLER 388 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,207 MS. BUTTERBEAN, THANKS TO YOU, 389 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:30,922 BILLY... 390 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,630 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 391 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,128 ...AND THIS APPLE, WHICH I 392 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,628 WILL NOW TAKE A BITE FROM 393 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,208 WITHOUT EVEN WASHING IT OR 394 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:40,632 ANYTHING. 395 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:41,998 Billy: OH, MY GOSH! 396 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:45,383 I KILLED MS. BUTTERBEAN! 397 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,208 [ GURGLING ] 398 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:51,332 [ CHOKING ] 399 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,247 Billy: MS. BUTTERBEAN, I'M SO 400 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:52,833 SORRY! 401 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:56,327 [ VOMITING ] 402 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:57,747 Mandy: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 403 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,133 YOU DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE, 404 00:12:59,208 --> 00:12:59,878 BILLY? 405 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,208 THEY DIE. 406 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:03,172 HEY, KIDS, WHAT'S ALL THE 407 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,540 COMMO-- OH, MY GOSH! 408 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,285 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! 409 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,495 WHERE THE HECK AM I GONNA FIND A 410 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,753 SUBSTITUTE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE? 411 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,333 Grim: [ COUGHING ] 412 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,707 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING 413 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,582 FOR A -- HELP ME OUT HERE. 414 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:20,997 A MS. ELEANOR "BOOTER-BEAN"? 415 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:21,753 THIS HER? 416 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,173 Mandy: YOU'RE TOO LATE, GRIM. 417 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,880 SHE'S TRAGICALLY RETURNED TO THE 418 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:25,918 LAND OF THE LIVING. 419 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,920 [ GROANS ] 420 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 MY SPLEEN IS WARM. 421 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,003 Grim: OH, GREAT -- FALSE 422 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:31,503 ALARM. 423 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,583 SEE YOU LATER, KIDS! 424 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,790 Billy: HEY, GET BACK IN THAT 425 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,125 BRAIN, HAMSTER. 426 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,288 I'M NOT DONE THINKING YET. 427 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,625 WAIT! 428 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,078 PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES, WHAT IF 429 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,627 GRIM WAS OUR "SUB-A-SIB-A-TUTE"? 430 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,038 THAT WAY, WE WON'T NEED TO USE 431 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,075 THE INFLATABLE TEACHER, LIKE 432 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,127 LAST TIME. 433 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,578 GREAT IDEA! 434 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,077 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRIM? 435 00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,457 I DON'T WANT TO TOOT MY OWN 436 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,132 HORN, BUT TEACHERS DO LIVE A 437 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,168 PRIVILEGED LIFESTYLE. 438 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,920 YOU'LL GET FRESH DOUGHNUTS EVERY 439 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 MORNING -- LIMIT ONE PER 440 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,003 INSTRUCTOR... 441 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,673 A CHANCE TO PARK IN THE 442 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,460 EXCLUSIVE TEACHERS' LOT... 443 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,252 AND WE'LL EVEN START YOU AT 444 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,173 MS. BUTTERBEAN'S WAGES -- $2 AN 445 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,000 HOUR. 446 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,883 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP THESE 447 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,418 LITTLE DELINQUENTS -- I MEAN 448 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,960 KIDS -- UNDER CONTROL UNTIL 449 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:20,582 3:00. 450 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,535 IF THEY ACT UP, JUST SEND THEIR 451 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,915 BUTT TO DETENTION! 452 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,540 Grim: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 453 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,125 THAT IF I TAKE THIS JOB, ALL 454 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,208 THESE KIDS, INCLUDING BILLY AND 455 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,832 MANDY, HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I 456 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,457 SAY, AND IF THEY DON'T, I CAN 457 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,252 SEND THEM AWAY TO GET PUNISHED? 458 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,213 AND I GET PAID, TOO? 459 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,962 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 460 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,172 Grim: WHEN CAN I START?! 461 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,877 [ STUDENTS ALL TALKING ] 462 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,458 SETTLE DOWN, KIDS. 463 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:48,212 I AM YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR. 464 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,422 THEY CALL ME MR. GRIM. 465 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,080 AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY 466 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,207 FLIM-FLAMMERY, SHENANIGANS, OR 467 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:55,922 TOMFOOLERY IN THE CLASSROOM. 468 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,130 All: AWW! 469 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,998 AYE, NO SHENANIGANS, NO 470 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,213 TOMFOOLERY. 471 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:02,082 WHAT A LOAD OF MALARKEY. 472 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,667 Grim: NOW, EVERYBODY, OPEN 473 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,040 YOUR BOOKS TO CHAPTER 13, "THE 474 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,415 UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE 475 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,670 TEXTBOOK," AND WE'LL -- 476 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:08,880 Sperg: NO WAY, MAN. 477 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,128 YOU'RE JUST A SUB. 478 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,208 YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO. 479 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,132 [ COUGHING ] 480 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,128 Grim: LISTEN UP, KIDS. 481 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:21,918 SEE THIS? 482 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,080 THIS IS MY DOOM STICK. 483 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,327 AAH! 484 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,207 Grim: NOW, IF ANY ONE OF YOU 485 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,002 SNOT-NOSED TERRORS SO MUCH AS 486 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,923 PASSES GAS IN MY DIRECTION, 487 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,880 HEE-YAA! 488 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,498 Sperg: WHAT THE...AAH! 489 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,043 AAHHH! 490 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,205 Grim: ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS 491 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,132 SOME GETS SENT TO THE DETENTION 492 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,038 DIMENSION, A NIGHTMARISH NETHER 493 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,825 REGION WHERE UNRULY CHILDREN, 494 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,667 LIKE THAT SMOKE CLOUD YOU USED 495 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,630 TO CALL SPERG, ARE CONDEMNED TO 496 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,538 CLASSROOM PUNISHMENTS THAT LAST 497 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,415 AN ETERNITY! 498 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:57,080 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 499 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,497 ANY QUESTIONS? 500 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,673 NO? GOOD! 501 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,880 NOW, CHILDREN, OPEN YOUR BOOKS 502 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:05,038 TO PAGE... 503 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,325 [ NO AUDIO ] 504 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:39,002 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 505 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,753 Mandy: GRIM, THERE'S NOBODY 506 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,503 HERE. 507 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,083 Grim: VERY OBSERVANT, MANDY. 508 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,917 YOU WERE ALWAYS VERY SMART. 509 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,130 THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD DO WELL 510 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:48,538 ON MY POP QUIZ! 511 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,165 Mandy: WHAT YOU TALKIN' 512 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:49,960 ABOUT, GRIM? 513 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,042 Grim: OH, IT'S SIMPLE. 514 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,665 JUST TRACE THIS DIAGRAM ON THE 515 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,040 BOARD AND READ THE INSCRIPTION 516 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,705 FROM MY COPY OF THE "NEW JERSEY 517 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:56,712 BOOK OF THE DEAD." 518 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,042 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, I 519 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,495 GUESS I COULD JUST FAIL YOU OR 520 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,213 SOMETHING. 521 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:01,502 Mandy: JUST GIVE ME THAT, YOU 522 00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:02,503 BONEHEAD. 523 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,833 ALL IT SAYS IS... 524 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:07,417 "HAYNA, HAYNA, IKEE, WIKEE, WAN, 525 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,210 YAY." 526 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:10,382 THERE. DO I PASS? 527 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,038 [ GRUNTING ] 528 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,125 Grim: YES, MANDY, YOU PASS. 529 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,958 OH, IF YOU'D JUST LISTENED TO ME 530 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,382 AND STUDIED LAST NIGHT, YOU'D 531 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,078 KNOW THAT THE DIAGRAM YOU DREW 532 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,127 OPENS THE PORTAL TO THE 533 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,748 DETENTION DIMENSION! 534 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,293 Mandy: YOU SET ME UP. 535 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,745 YOU TOOK THE STUPID JOB JUST SO 536 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,173 YOU COULD FINALLY GET RID OF ME 537 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,630 AND BILLY. 538 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:27,878 Grim: I KNOW! 539 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,168 PRETTY SMART, EH? 540 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,290 Mandy: NO! 541 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,915 THIS IS THE DUMBEST MISTAKE 542 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,500 YOU'LL EVER MAKE BECAUSE NOW I 543 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,043 HATE YOU IN A WAY I NEVER KNEW 544 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,325 WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 545 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,957 TAKE A GOOD, LONG LOOK AT ME, 546 00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:38,582 GRIM. 547 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,075 YOU WON'T SEE ME AGAIN UNTIL THE 548 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,827 DAY I TAKE YOUR WORLD AWAY FROM 549 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:42,747 YOU. 550 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,423 Grim: [ GROANING ] 551 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,290 AAH! 552 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,245 OH! 553 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,543 [ Chuckling ] WELL, THAT WAS 554 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,165 EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 555 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,960 AWKWARD! 556 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,632 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 557 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,628 Mandy: HUH? 558 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,828 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 559 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,207 SPERG? BILLY? 560 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,462 WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY? 561 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,212 Billy: MANDY, PUT YOUR HEAD 562 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,042 DOWN AND BE QUIET. 563 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,535 SHE'LL HEAR YOU! 564 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:12,535 [ WHIMPERS ] 565 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,955 Mandy: WHO WILL HEAR ME? 566 00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,462 THE BOY REFERS TO ME. 567 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,542 GREETINGS, SCARY GIRL. 568 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,955 YOUR DEFORMITIES ARE EXQUISITE. 569 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,212 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? 570 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,882 Mandy: YEAH -- UGLY ALL DAY. 571 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,538 YOUR GANGLY, ADOLESCENT 572 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,535 ATTEMPT TO BE CLEVER AMUSES ME. 573 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,285 I AM THE ONE IN CHARGE OF THE 574 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,325 DETENTION DIMENSION. 575 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,327 I DO NOT HAVE A FORMAL NAME. 576 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,207 YOU WILL SIMPLY CALL ME 577 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:40,082 MS. SLITHER. 578 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,417 ANY DISRESPECT WILL BE MET WITH 579 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,130 A SEVERE DEGREE OF 580 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,128 UNPLEASANTNESS. 581 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:46,998 THAT WILL CONCLUDE MY 582 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,923 INTRODUCTION. 583 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,500 Mandy: MS. SLITHER, I DON'T 584 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,293 BELONG HERE. 585 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,035 THE GRIM REAPER SET ME UP BY 586 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,415 MAKING ME DRAW THIS STUPID 587 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,210 DIAGRAM. 588 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,082 SILENCE! 589 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,457 YOUR EXCUSE WAS SO TEDIOUS, I 590 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,212 ALMOST SLAPPED YOU. 591 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:02,292 NOW IS THE TIME FOR PUNISHMENT. 592 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,035 YOU, FUNNY, EGG-SHAPED CHILD -- 593 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,205 YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR 594 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,002 SPEAKING DURING ETERNAL 595 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,003 TIME-OUT. 596 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,713 I SENTENCE YOU TO THE ENDLESS 597 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,382 CLAPPING OF ERASERS. 598 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,288 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 599 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,285 YAY! THIS IS FUN! 600 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,035 Mandy: MS. SLITHER, YOU'RE 601 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,325 GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG. 602 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,667 YOU NEED TO BE MORE CRUEL. 603 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,670 YOUR ADVICE IS NOT WELCOME! 604 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,630 GO ON. 605 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,998 Mandy: YOU SEE, BILLY IS AN 606 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:30,923 IDIOT. 607 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,577 HE WILL ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MOST 608 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,247 EXTREME MEASURES OF PUNISHMENT. 609 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,793 EXPLOIT HIS PHYSICAL WEAKNESS. 610 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,035 TURN THE ERASERS INTO HEAVY 611 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:39,745 BOOKS. 612 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,753 Billy: [ LAUGHS ] 613 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,673 [ GRUNTS ] 614 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,170 Mandy: NOW, SINCE HE'S IN 615 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,500 FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM, LET'S 616 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,043 HUMILIATE HIM BY EXPOSING HIS 617 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,785 EMBARRASSING UNDERGARMENTS. 618 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,325 Billy: AAH! 619 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,287 NO! 620 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,705 MY "SASSY CAT" UNDERPANTS! 621 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,332 MY SECRET SHAME IS EXPOSED. 622 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,787 OH, WHY?! 623 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,125 BRILLIANT -- TRULY 624 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,128 DISTURBING. 625 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,378 Mandy: THAT'S NOT ALL. 626 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,128 HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU. 627 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,208 OH, INDULGE ME. 628 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:08,002 Billy: HUH? 629 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,173 AAH! 630 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,500 SCARY CLOWNS! 631 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,293 THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL! 632 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,745 NOW TO FINISH HIM OFF. 633 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,173 I AM SO FULL OF ANTICIPATION 634 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,330 THAT MY RATTLER HAS BEEN SUCKED 635 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,997 INTO MY BODY CAVITY. 636 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:23,793 Billy: [ MOANS ] 637 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:24,995 WHAT THE -- 638 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,503 SP-- SP-- BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH -- 639 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,883 SPIDERS! 640 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,288 OH! GET THEM OFF! 641 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,075 [ LAUGHS ] 642 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,627 SCARY GIRL, YOUR CRUELTY 643 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,208 WARMS MY HEART. 644 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,172 I LOATHE YOU. 645 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,960 NOW HAND ME BACK MY -- HEY! 646 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,332 WHERE DID YOU GO? 647 00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:42,997 Mandy: OVER HERE. 648 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,173 MS. SLITHER. 649 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,920 I CAN'T SAY IT WAS A PLEASURE, 650 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,170 BECAUSE IT WASN'T. 651 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,080 I'M OUT OF HERE. 652 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:52,077 HAYNA, HAYNA, JOCKOMO FEENA 653 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,037 NAY. 654 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,165 Billy: BUT, MANDY, AREN'T YOU 655 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,380 GOING TO RESCUE US? 656 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:57,458 Mandy: EH, I'LL DEAL WITH 657 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,582 THAT IN SOME OTHER EPISODE. 658 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,207 Grim: AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE. 659 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,212 WITH BILLY AND MANDY OUT OF THE 660 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,922 WAY, I CAN FINALLY START TO 661 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,420 RELAX. 662 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,500 GRIM! 663 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,333 GREAT NEWS! 664 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,287 YOU'VE DONE SUCH A WONDERFUL JOB 665 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:12,245 WITH THE KIDS, I'D LIKE TO OFFER 666 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,003 YOU A FULL-TIME POSITION. 667 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,463 Grim: OH, SNAP! 668 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,962 AND I'LL EVEN START YOU AT 669 00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,172 $2.50 AN HOUR. 670 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,420 HOW'S THAT SOUND? 671 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,040 Grim: YA, MAN, THAT SOUNDS 672 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,665 GREAT. 673 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,790 M-M-M-MANDY? 674 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,415 Mandy: I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE 675 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,670 TAKING THAT POSITION. 676 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,420 Grim: B-B-B-BUT HOW? 677 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,210 H-HOLD ON, NOW. 678 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,002 YOU CAN'T HURT ME. 679 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,173 I-I'M YOUR TEACHER NOW. 680 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,000 Mandy: NO, GRIM, YOU DON'T 681 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,633 TEACH HISTORY ANYMORE. 682 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,128 YOU HISTORY. 683 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:43,458 Grim: AAAH! 684 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,245 Claire: SO, HONEY, ANYTHING 685 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,003 HAPPEN AT SCHOOL TODAY? 686 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:56,043 Mandy: EH, THE USUAL. 687 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:01,077 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 688 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:03,417 ISN'T THIS FUN, GRIM? 689 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,130 Grim: OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A 690 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,958 LONG ETERNITY. 691 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,582 Irwin: OH. 692 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:20,328 SO, MANDY, PRETTY SWEET PARTY OR 693 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,327 WHAT, RIGHT? 694 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,037 MIND IF I STEAL A SMOOCH, MY 695 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,915 LOVE? 696 00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:32,632 OH, MANDY! 41923

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