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Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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Mandy: WHAT IS THE SPEED OF

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DARKNESS?

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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HELLO, "MR. MATH" BOOK.

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I AM READY TO ACCEPT YOUR

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KNOWLEDGE.

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AAAHH!

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OH, HI, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.

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AIMEZ-VOUS LES SANDWICHES?

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S'IL VOUS PLAIT.

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KNOW WHAT THAT IS, PUD'N?

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THAT'S FRENCH, THE LANGUAGE OF

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LOVE.

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AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST

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WAY TO SHOW LOVE IS, PUD'N?

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UM...CASH MONEY?

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NO!

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BY ATTENDING THE ANNUAL

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VALENTINE'S DAY SCHOOL DANCE.

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WILL DO, SIR!

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GOOD BOY.

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GOOD, GOOD BOY.

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Junior: [ Thinking ] DEAR

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DIARY, NO ONE FEELS PAIN AS

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DEEPLY AS I DO.

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NO ONE SUFFERS LIKE I DO.

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I AM DIFFERENT.

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I AM ALONE.

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IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD REACH OUT

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TO ME --

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HEY, JUNIOR.

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UM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UM...

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WALK ME HOME AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?

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Junior: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M

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TRYING TO WRITE MY DARK

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THOUGHTS?!

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[ CRYING ]

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I COULDN'T HELP BUT SEE YOU

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BROODING OVER HERE, NERGAL JR.

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Junior: I'M JUST NOT FEELING

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VERY SOCIABLE, SIR.

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OH, NONSENSE!

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THE VALENTINE'S DANCE IS COMING

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UP.

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IT'S THE MOST SOCIABLE DAY OF

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THE YEAR!

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SO YOU BETTER GET OUT THERE AND

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START GETTING REJECTED BY GIRLS.

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Irwin: YEAH, YO, I'M GONNA

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ASK MANDY TO BE MY DATE.

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SHE'LL PROBABLY SAY NO THE FIRST

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FEW HUNDRED TIMES, BUT I FIGURE

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I CAN WEAR DOWN HER SPIRIT

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EVENTUALLY.

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IRWIN, SEE IF YOU CAN RUB

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SOME OF THAT CONFIDENCE OFF ONTO

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JUNIOR HERE.

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Irwin: I'LL RUB IT ALL OVER

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HIM, SIR.

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GOOD BOY.

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GOOD, GOOD BOY.

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Billy: AAH!

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[ PANTING ]

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Sperg: GET BACK HERE, MEAT!

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Billy: AAH!

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Sperg: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING

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AT, DORK?

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HUH?

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MAYBE I NEED TO ADJUST THOSE

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GLASSES OF YOURS.

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Junior: [ ROARS ]

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Sperg: MOMMY!

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Billy: OOH, THANKS FOR THE

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SAVE, JUNIOR.

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Junior: NO PROBLEM, COUSIN.

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Billy: YOU WANT TO HANG OUT

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AFTER SCHOOL?

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Junior: REALLY?

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YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME?

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Billy: YEAH! IT'LL BE FUN!

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Junior: OKAY, BUT I'M USUALLY

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ALLERGIC TO FUN.

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I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS.

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IT'S NICE TO FINALLY HAVE SOME

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FRIENDS TO HANG OUT WITH.

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USUALLY, I JUST GO HOME, STARE

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AT THE WALL, AND LET THE

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INTENSE, SOUL-CRUSHING

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LONELINESS OVERTAKE MY VERY --

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Irwin: CHECK IT, YO!

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I FINISHED MANDY'S VALENTINE.

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WHEN SHE SEES THIS, SHE'LL HAVE

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TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME.

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Junior: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE,

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BEING IN LOVE, IRWIN?

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Irwin: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL

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FLOWER INSIDE YOUR CHEST THAT'S

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TRYING TO BURST OUT THROUGH YOUR

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RIB CAGE.

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Billy: LIKE MY DAD'S

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HEARTBURN!

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Irwin: MY LOVE HURTS SO MUCH,

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SO VERY MUCH.

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[ CRYING ]

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[ VOMITS ]

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Junior: LOVE SOUNDS AMAZING.

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Irwin: THERE IT IS, THE

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SWEETEST CRIB OF THEM ALL, YO --

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MANDY'S HOUSE.

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Billy: SHE'S REALLY GONNA

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FLIP WHEN SHE GETS YOUR

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VALENTINE'S CARD.

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Irwin: YEP.

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TIME TO GO GIVE IT TO HER.

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Billy: WELL?

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Irwin: I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS,

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YO.

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I'M TOO...TERRIFIED.

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Junior: WHAT HAPPENED TO

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MR. CONFIDENCE?

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Irwin: IT WAS ALL FALSE, YO!

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I'M NOT THE COOL STUD YOU THINK

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I AM.

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[ PANTING ]

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Junior: IRWIN, YOU HAVE TO

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GIVE MANDY YOUR CARD.

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YOU PUT YOUR SOUL INTO MAKING

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IT, YOUR BLOOD, YOUR SWEAT, YOUR

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TEARS.

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Billy: YOUR PUKE.

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Irwin: NO!

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YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT TO HER FOR

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ME.

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[ PANTING ]

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JUST TELL HER I COULDN'T BE HERE

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BECAUSE I -- UH, UH -- I HAD

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MAXIMUM DIARRHEA, YO!

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PLEASE?

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FOR A FRIEND?

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Junior: FOR A FRIEND?

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SURE.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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Mandy: OH, YEAH?

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WELL, TRY ME.

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JUST TRY ME, MOM.

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Claire: [ WHIMPERS ]

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Mandy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR?

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Junior: I BROUGHT YOU THIS

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VALENTINE.

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IT'S FROM --

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Mandy: VALENTINE?

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"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE

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BLUE.

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I WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH

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YOU."

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Junior: YEAH.

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SEE, IT'S FROM --

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Mandy: YOUR CARD IS CLICHéD.

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BUT I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.

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OFFER?!

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Mandy: YOU WILL PICK ME UP AT

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5:00 P.M. SHARP AND TAKE ME TO A

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NICE RESTAURANT.

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NO SEAFOOD.

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Junior: BUT --

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Mandy: HERE.

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BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT, YOU

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AGREE THAT THERE WILL BE NO

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HAND-HOLDING, NO HUGGING, NO

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SLOW DANCING, NOR PHYSICAL

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CONTACT OF ANY KIND.

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AND FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY IS

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STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

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OKAY, SEE YOU FRIDAY.

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Junior: BUT, SEE, IRWIN...

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DIARRHEA.

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Irwin: [ SOBBING ]

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Junior: IRWIN, I'M SORRY.

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Irwin: YOU STOLE MY WOMAN!

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Junior: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

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Irwin: I HATE YOU!

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Billy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO

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YOU ARE ANYMORE.

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NO, REALLY, WHO ARE YOU?

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Junior: STUPID, STUPID,

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STUPID.

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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HEY, SON, I HEARD ANGRY

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NOISES.

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YOU WANT TO TALK?

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Junior: I'M JUST MAD AT

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MYSELF.

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YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, DAD.

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OH, WOULDN'T I?

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I SEE.

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YOU LOST YOUR NEW FRIENDS OVER A

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GIRL.

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Junior: DOES THAT MAKE ME A

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BAD PERSON?

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NO, SON, THAT MAKES YOU A

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MAN.

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Junior: REALLY?

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SHOULD YOU FEEL GUILTY?

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HECK, NO!

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FEEL PITY FOR THE DATELESS

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LOSERS?

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IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR BEING LAME

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WEENIES.

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Junior: BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW

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IF I LIKE MANDY.

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SON, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU

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LIKING A GIRL OR A GIRL LIKING

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YOU.

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WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE CAN

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NEVER GET AWAY FROM YOU.

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WHY DO YOU THINK I MOVED TO THE

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CENTER OF THE EARTH WITH YOUR

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MOTHER?

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HI, HONEY!

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NOPE, SHE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

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Junior: THANKS, DAD.

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YOU HELPED ME PUT THINGS IN

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PERSPECTIVE.

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GET READY, MANDY.

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HERE COMES YOUR DATE.

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I GOT TO STOP MAKING MY HAND BIG

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LIKE THAT.

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[ EXHALING SHARPLY ]

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Mandy: SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THE

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DRESS, AND I'LL KILL YOU.

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LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH.

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LOOK AT YOU TWO -- SUCH A

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CUTE COUPLE.

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AH, I REMEMBER MY FIRST

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VALENTINE'S DANCE...

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ALTHOUGH I WISH I DIDN'T.

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HEY!

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WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE TO LISTEN TO

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SOME MUSIC?

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Junior: SURE, DAD.

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YEAH, I BET YOU WOULD.

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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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Mandy: WELL, WELL, WELL.

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IF IT ISN'T THE BELLE OF THE

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BALL.

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HOW'S IT GOING, GRIM?

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Grim: OH, IT'S GREAT.

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YEAH, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR

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RENTING ME OUT AS A CHAPERONE.

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IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD A HOT DATE

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TONIGHT OR ANYTHING.

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WHAT?

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IT COULD HAPPEN.

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GOSH.

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IT WOULD BE NICE TO DANCE RIGHT

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NOW.

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Billy: I'LL DANCE WITH YOU,

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PARVATI.

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BILLY, YOU ARE MY DATE!

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OH, E-EXCUSE ME.

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Junior: TRYING TO STEAL MY

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GIRL, ARE YOU?

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WHAT?

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Junior: [ ROARS ]

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THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.

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HMM...

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I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT JERK

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IS LOOKING AT YOU.

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BACK OFF, MAN!

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SHE'S MINE!

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YOU 2-TIMING FLOOZY!

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Mandy: JUNIOR, YOUR JEALOUSY

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IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.

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Junior: IT'S NOT JEALOUSY,

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MANDY.

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IT'S POSSESSIVENESS.

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THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

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Mandy: LOOK...

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HOW'S ABOUT YOU GO GET ME SOME

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PUNCH?

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Junior: HOW DO I KNOW YOU

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WON'T TRY TO ESCAPE?

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Mandy: JUST GET ME SOME

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PUNCH.

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Junior: NOBODY TOUCH MANDY!

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SHE'S MY PROPERTY!

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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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Irwin: OH, HEY, MANDY.

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FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.

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I GUESS YOU CAME WITH JUNIOR.

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I CAME WITH SOME GIRL.

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SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME, YO.

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Billy: SHAKE IT, GIRLS!

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SHAKE IT!

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Irwin: I MEAN, SHE'S NOT YOU,

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BUT WHO IS?

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ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IF YOU HAD A

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CLONE, SHE'D BE YOU.

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AND THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED

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I MAKE EXCELLENT EGGPLANT

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PARMESAN.

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YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND TRY IT

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SOMETIME.

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Junior: EXCUSE ME,

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PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.

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I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE

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CARE OF.

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Irwin: SO, UM, WOULD YOU MIND

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A DANCE WITH ME?

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Junior: I TURN MY BACK FOR

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ONE SECOND, AND YOU TRY TO STEAL

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MY WOMAN!

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Irwin: SHE'S NOT YOUR WOMAN!

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SHE'S MY WOMAN!

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I MADE THE VALENTINE!

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Junior: WELL, I WAS THE ONE

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WHO HAD THE NERVE TO GIVE IT TO

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HER.

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Irwin: WELL, I WAS THE ONE

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WHO PEED MY PANTS 'CAUSE I WAS

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SO NERVOUS!

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Junior: SHE'S THE ONLY ONE

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WHO LIKES ME.

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I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE THAT

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AWAY.

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Irwin: TRY AND PUNCH ME,

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WILL YOU?

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LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I

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PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

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WHAT'S GOING ON OVER -- AAH!

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MY SHIRT!

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Junior: I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE

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GUT!

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Irwin: TRY IT, YO.

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Junior: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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OH, YEAH!

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OH, NO!

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Grim: HUH?

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[ BEEPS ]

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STOP IT!

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STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU!

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OKAY, CONTINUE.

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All: AAH!

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Sperg: I'M MELTING!

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Irwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL

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OUT OF PUNCH, YO.

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Grim: OKAY, BREAK IT UP.

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FIGHT'S OVER.

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Junior: SO, WHO GETS MANDY?

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Mandy: NOBODY DOES.

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SEE, I KNEW IF I WENT WITH

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JUNIOR, HE'D GET BAD DATING

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ADVICE FROM HIS DAD.

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THEN IRWIN WOULD GET CRAZY

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JEALOUS, AND YOU TWO NERDS WOULD

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FIGHT IT OUT, EVENTUALLY

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WRECKING THE WHOLE DANCE.

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Irwin: WOW. SHE'S GOOD.

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Junior: BUT WHY, MANDY?

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Mandy: IF I CAN'T ENJOY

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VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ONE GETS TO!

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SO LONG, SUCKERS.

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Junior: SO...THIS IS LOVE.

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[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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HUH?

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Billy: SURPRISE!!

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AAAHHHH!

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Billy: HAPPY TEACHER

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"ASPHYXIATION" DAY,

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MS. BUTTERBEAN!

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BILLY...YOU -- YOU WERE

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RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

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Billy: YUH-OH.

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THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST

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CLICHéD, ILL-CONCEIVED,

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DISRUPTIVE, MOST THOUGHTFUL,

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GENEROUS GIFT I'VE EVER

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RECEIVED.

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Billy: WHAT YOU TALKIN'

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ABOUT?!

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I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE CARED.

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THIS KIND GESTURE IS ENOUGH TO

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MAKE ME DROP MY GRUFF,

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AUTHORITATIVE PERSONA AND TURN A

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NEW LEAF, AS A KINDER, GENTLER

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MS. BUTTERBEAN, THANKS TO YOU,

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BILLY...

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Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]

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...AND THIS APPLE, WHICH I

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WILL NOW TAKE A BITE FROM

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WITHOUT EVEN WASHING IT OR

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ANYTHING.

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Billy: OH, MY GOSH!

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I KILLED MS. BUTTERBEAN!

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[ GURGLING ]

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[ CHOKING ]

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Billy: MS. BUTTERBEAN, I'M SO

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SORRY!

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[ VOMITING ]

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Mandy: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

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YOU DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE,

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BILLY?

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THEY DIE.

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HEY, KIDS, WHAT'S ALL THE

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COMMO-- OH, MY GOSH!

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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

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WHERE THE HECK AM I GONNA FIND A

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SUBSTITUTE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?

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Grim: [ COUGHING ]

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING

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FOR A -- HELP ME OUT HERE.

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A MS. ELEANOR "BOOTER-BEAN"?

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THIS HER?

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Mandy: YOU'RE TOO LATE, GRIM.

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SHE'S TRAGICALLY RETURNED TO THE

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LAND OF THE LIVING.

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[ GROANS ]

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MY SPLEEN IS WARM.

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Grim: OH, GREAT -- FALSE

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ALARM.

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SEE YOU LATER, KIDS!

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Billy: HEY, GET BACK IN THAT

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BRAIN, HAMSTER.

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I'M NOT DONE THINKING YET.

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WAIT!

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PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES, WHAT IF

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GRIM WAS OUR "SUB-A-SIB-A-TUTE"?

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THAT WAY, WE WON'T NEED TO USE

431
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THE INFLATABLE TEACHER, LIKE

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LAST TIME.

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GREAT IDEA!

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRIM?

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I DON'T WANT TO TOOT MY OWN

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HORN, BUT TEACHERS DO LIVE A

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00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,168
PRIVILEGED LIFESTYLE.

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YOU'LL GET FRESH DOUGHNUTS EVERY

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MORNING -- LIMIT ONE PER

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INSTRUCTOR...

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00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,673
A CHANCE TO PARK IN THE

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EXCLUSIVE TEACHERS' LOT...

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00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,252
AND WE'LL EVEN START YOU AT

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MS. BUTTERBEAN'S WAGES -- $2 AN

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HOUR.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP THESE

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00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,418
LITTLE DELINQUENTS -- I MEAN

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KIDS -- UNDER CONTROL UNTIL

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3:00.

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IF THEY ACT UP, JUST SEND THEIR

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BUTT TO DETENTION!

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Grim: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

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THAT IF I TAKE THIS JOB, ALL

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00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,208
THESE KIDS, INCLUDING BILLY AND

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MANDY, HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I

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00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,457
SAY, AND IF THEY DON'T, I CAN

457
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,252
SEND THEM AWAY TO GET PUNISHED?

458
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,213
AND I GET PAID, TOO?

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YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

460
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,172
Grim: WHEN CAN I START?!

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[ STUDENTS ALL TALKING ]

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SETTLE DOWN, KIDS.

463
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I AM YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR.

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THEY CALL ME MR. GRIM.

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AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY

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FLIM-FLAMMERY, SHENANIGANS, OR

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TOMFOOLERY IN THE CLASSROOM.

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All: AWW!

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AYE, NO SHENANIGANS, NO

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TOMFOOLERY.

471
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WHAT A LOAD OF MALARKEY.

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Grim: NOW, EVERYBODY, OPEN

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YOUR BOOKS TO CHAPTER 13, "THE

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UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE

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TEXTBOOK," AND WE'LL --

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Sperg: NO WAY, MAN.

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YOU'RE JUST A SUB.

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YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.

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[ COUGHING ]

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Grim: LISTEN UP, KIDS.

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SEE THIS?

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THIS IS MY DOOM STICK.

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AAH!

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Grim: NOW, IF ANY ONE OF YOU

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SNOT-NOSED TERRORS SO MUCH AS

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PASSES GAS IN MY DIRECTION,

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HEE-YAA!

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Sperg: WHAT THE...AAH!

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AAHHH!

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Grim: ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS

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SOME GETS SENT TO THE DETENTION

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DIMENSION, A NIGHTMARISH NETHER

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REGION WHERE UNRULY CHILDREN,

494
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,667
LIKE THAT SMOKE CLOUD YOU USED

495
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,630
TO CALL SPERG, ARE CONDEMNED TO

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CLASSROOM PUNISHMENTS THAT LAST

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AN ETERNITY!

498
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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ANY QUESTIONS?

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NO? GOOD!

501
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NOW, CHILDREN, OPEN YOUR BOOKS

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TO PAGE...

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[ NO AUDIO ]

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GOOD MORNING, CLASS.

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Mandy: GRIM, THERE'S NOBODY

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HERE.

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Grim: VERY OBSERVANT, MANDY.

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00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,917
YOU WERE ALWAYS VERY SMART.

509
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,130
THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD DO WELL

510
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:48,538
ON MY POP QUIZ!

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Mandy: WHAT YOU TALKIN'

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ABOUT, GRIM?

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Grim: OH, IT'S SIMPLE.

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JUST TRACE THIS DIAGRAM ON THE

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BOARD AND READ THE INSCRIPTION

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FROM MY COPY OF THE "NEW JERSEY

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BOOK OF THE DEAD."

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I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, I

519
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GUESS I COULD JUST FAIL YOU OR

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SOMETHING.

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Mandy: JUST GIVE ME THAT, YOU

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00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:02,503
BONEHEAD.

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ALL IT SAYS IS...

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"HAYNA, HAYNA, IKEE, WIKEE, WAN,

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YAY."

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THERE. DO I PASS?

527
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,038
[ GRUNTING ]

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Grim: YES, MANDY, YOU PASS.

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OH, IF YOU'D JUST LISTENED TO ME

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AND STUDIED LAST NIGHT, YOU'D

531
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,078
KNOW THAT THE DIAGRAM YOU DREW

532
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,127
OPENS THE PORTAL TO THE

533
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DETENTION DIMENSION!

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00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,293
Mandy: YOU SET ME UP.

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00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,745
YOU TOOK THE STUPID JOB JUST SO

536
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,173
YOU COULD FINALLY GET RID OF ME

537
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,630
AND BILLY.

538
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:27,878
Grim: I KNOW!

539
00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,168
PRETTY SMART, EH?

540
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,290
Mandy: NO!

541
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,915
THIS IS THE DUMBEST MISTAKE

542
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,500
YOU'LL EVER MAKE BECAUSE NOW I

543
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,043
HATE YOU IN A WAY I NEVER KNEW

544
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,325
WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

545
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,957
TAKE A GOOD, LONG LOOK AT ME,

546
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:38,582
GRIM.

547
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,075
YOU WON'T SEE ME AGAIN UNTIL THE

548
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,827
DAY I TAKE YOUR WORLD AWAY FROM

549
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:42,747
YOU.

550
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,423
Grim: [ GROANING ]

551
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,290
AAH!

552
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,245
OH!

553
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,543
[ Chuckling ] WELL, THAT WAS

554
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,165
EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.

555
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,960
AWKWARD!

556
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,632
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

557
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,628
Mandy: HUH?

558
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,828
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

559
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,207
SPERG? BILLY?

560
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,462
WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY?

561
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,212
Billy: MANDY, PUT YOUR HEAD

562
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,042
DOWN AND BE QUIET.

563
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,535
SHE'LL HEAR YOU!

564
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:12,535
[ WHIMPERS ]

565
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,955
Mandy: WHO WILL HEAR ME?

566
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,462
THE BOY REFERS TO ME.

567
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,542
GREETINGS, SCARY GIRL.

568
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,955
YOUR DEFORMITIES ARE EXQUISITE.

569
00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,212
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?

570
00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,882
Mandy: YEAH -- UGLY ALL DAY.

571
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,538
YOUR GANGLY, ADOLESCENT

572
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,535
ATTEMPT TO BE CLEVER AMUSES ME.

573
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,285
I AM THE ONE IN CHARGE OF THE

574
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,325
DETENTION DIMENSION.

575
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,327
I DO NOT HAVE A FORMAL NAME.

576
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,207
YOU WILL SIMPLY CALL ME

577
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:40,082
MS. SLITHER.

578
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,417
ANY DISRESPECT WILL BE MET WITH

579
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,130
A SEVERE DEGREE OF

580
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,128
UNPLEASANTNESS.

581
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:46,998
THAT WILL CONCLUDE MY

582
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,923
INTRODUCTION.

583
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,500
Mandy: MS. SLITHER, I DON'T

584
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,293
BELONG HERE.

585
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,035
THE GRIM REAPER SET ME UP BY

586
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,415
MAKING ME DRAW THIS STUPID

587
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,210
DIAGRAM.

588
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,082
SILENCE!

589
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,457
YOUR EXCUSE WAS SO TEDIOUS, I

590
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,212
ALMOST SLAPPED YOU.

591
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:02,292
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PUNISHMENT.

592
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,035
YOU, FUNNY, EGG-SHAPED CHILD --

593
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,205
YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR

594
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,002
SPEAKING DURING ETERNAL

595
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,003
TIME-OUT.

596
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,713
I SENTENCE YOU TO THE ENDLESS

597
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,382
CLAPPING OF ERASERS.

598
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,288
Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]

599
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,285
YAY! THIS IS FUN!

600
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,035
Mandy: MS. SLITHER, YOU'RE

601
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,325
GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG.

602
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,667
YOU NEED TO BE MORE CRUEL.

603
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,670
YOUR ADVICE IS NOT WELCOME!

604
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,630
GO ON.

605
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,998
Mandy: YOU SEE, BILLY IS AN

606
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:30,923
IDIOT.

607
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,577
HE WILL ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MOST

608
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,247
EXTREME MEASURES OF PUNISHMENT.

609
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,793
EXPLOIT HIS PHYSICAL WEAKNESS.

610
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,035
TURN THE ERASERS INTO HEAVY

611
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:39,745
BOOKS.

612
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,753
Billy: [ LAUGHS ]

613
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,673
[ GRUNTS ]

614
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,170
Mandy: NOW, SINCE HE'S IN

615
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,500
FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM, LET'S

616
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,043
HUMILIATE HIM BY EXPOSING HIS

617
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,785
EMBARRASSING UNDERGARMENTS.

618
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,325
Billy: AAH!

619
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,287
NO!

620
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,705
MY "SASSY CAT" UNDERPANTS!

621
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,332
MY SECRET SHAME IS EXPOSED.

622
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,787
OH, WHY?!

623
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,125
BRILLIANT -- TRULY

624
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,128
DISTURBING.

625
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,378
Mandy: THAT'S NOT ALL.

626
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,128
HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.

627
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,208
OH, INDULGE ME.

628
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:08,002
Billy: HUH?

629
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,173
AAH!

630
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,500
SCARY CLOWNS!

631
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,293
THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL!

632
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,745
NOW TO FINISH HIM OFF.

633
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,173
I AM SO FULL OF ANTICIPATION

634
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,330
THAT MY RATTLER HAS BEEN SUCKED

635
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,997
INTO MY BODY CAVITY.

636
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:23,793
Billy: [ MOANS ]

637
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:24,995
WHAT THE --

638
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,503
SP-- SP-- BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH --

639
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,883
SPIDERS!

640
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,288
OH! GET THEM OFF!

641
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,075
[ LAUGHS ]

642
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,627
SCARY GIRL, YOUR CRUELTY

643
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,208
WARMS MY HEART.

644
00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,172
I LOATHE YOU.

645
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,960
NOW HAND ME BACK MY -- HEY!

646
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,332
WHERE DID YOU GO?

647
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:42,997
Mandy: OVER HERE.

648
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,173
MS. SLITHER.

649
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,920
I CAN'T SAY IT WAS A PLEASURE,

650
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,170
BECAUSE IT WASN'T.

651
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,080
I'M OUT OF HERE.

652
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:52,077
HAYNA, HAYNA, JOCKOMO FEENA

653
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,037
NAY.

654
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,165
Billy: BUT, MANDY, AREN'T YOU

655
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,380
GOING TO RESCUE US?

656
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:57,458
Mandy: EH, I'LL DEAL WITH

657
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,582
THAT IN SOME OTHER EPISODE.

658
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,207
Grim: AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

659
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,212
WITH BILLY AND MANDY OUT OF THE

660
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,922
WAY, I CAN FINALLY START TO

661
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,420
RELAX.

662
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,500
GRIM!

663
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,333
GREAT NEWS!

664
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,287
YOU'VE DONE SUCH A WONDERFUL JOB

665
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:12,245
WITH THE KIDS, I'D LIKE TO OFFER

666
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,003
YOU A FULL-TIME POSITION.

667
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,463
Grim: OH, SNAP!

668
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,962
AND I'LL EVEN START YOU AT

669
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,172
$2.50 AN HOUR.

670
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,420
HOW'S THAT SOUND?

671
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,040
Grim: YA, MAN, THAT SOUNDS

672
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,665
GREAT.

673
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,790
M-M-M-MANDY?

674
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,415
Mandy: I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE

675
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,670
TAKING THAT POSITION.

676
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,420
Grim: B-B-B-BUT HOW?

677
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,210
H-HOLD ON, NOW.

678
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,002
YOU CAN'T HURT ME.

679
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,173
I-I'M YOUR TEACHER NOW.

680
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,000
Mandy: NO, GRIM, YOU DON'T

681
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,633
TEACH HISTORY ANYMORE.

682
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,128
YOU HISTORY.

683
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:43,458
Grim: AAAH!

684
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,245
Claire: SO, HONEY, ANYTHING

685
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,003
HAPPEN AT SCHOOL TODAY?

686
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:56,043
Mandy: EH, THE USUAL.

687
00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:01,077
Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]

688
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:03,417
ISN'T THIS FUN, GRIM?

689
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,130
Grim: OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A

690
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,958
LONG ETERNITY.

691
00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,582
Irwin: OH.

692
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:20,328
SO, MANDY, PRETTY SWEET PARTY OR

693
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,327
WHAT, RIGHT?

694
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,037
MIND IF I STEAL A SMOOCH, MY

695
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,915
LOVE?

696
00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:32,632
OH, MANDY!