Original subtitles

Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ BARKING ]

Billy: GOOD BOY, CERBERUS!

[ GROWLS ] Billy: OOH, SORRY.

I MEAN GOOD "BOYSES."

OKAY, READY, GRIM?

Grim: DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

[ GROWLS ] Billy: GOOD BOY, CERBERUS!

[ GROWLS ] Billy: OOH, SORRY.

I MEAN GOOD "BOYS."

READY, GRIM?

Mandy: HOLD IT, YOU WASTE OF DNA.

Billy: OH, HI, MANDY.

YOU WANT TO PLAY BALL WITH US?

Mandy: NO, I WANT YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR AWAY, AND I

WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS 3-HEADED FLEABAG WITH YOU.

[ WHIMPERS ] Billy: SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR

AWAY, HUH?

YOU MEAN, LIKE, A GALAXY?

Mandy: GALAXY, ZIP CODE, ERA -- WHATEVER.

AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU.

Billy: OKAY!

COME ON, GRIM!

Mandy: WELL, THAT WAS EASIER THAN I EXPECTED.

[ BARKS ] [ GROWLS ]

Mandy: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO NEANDERTHALS TO BEAT IT.

Billy: MANDY, DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET MAD, YOUR NOSTRILS

FLARE?

Grim: SHE DON'T HAVE NO NOSTRILS, BILLY.

LOOK!

SHE DON'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE.

Billy: A MAN CAN DREAM.

Mandy: MAYBE I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

Grim: OH, NO, MANDY.

I THINK ALL HE MEANS IS THAT -- Mandy: QUIET, BONE BREATH,

AND LISTEN GOOD.

I NEED TO GET AN "A" ON THIS TEST TOMORROW, AND TO DO THAT, I

NEED TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

AND TO MAKE SURE THAT I GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, YOU'RE GONNA

KEEP BILLY IN CHECK SO HE DOESN'T WAKE ME UP.

'CAUSE IF BILLY WAKES ME UP...

[ SNORTS ] Grim: [ WHIMPERS ]

Y-YES?

Mandy: SOMETHING VERY TERRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

Grim: WELL, PLAYTIME IS OVER, BILLY.

Billy: YOU'RE RIGHT, GRIM.

LET'S NOT BOTHER MANDY.

I MEAN, IF ANYONE DESERVES TO GET AN "A" ON THE TEST TOMORROW,

IT'S HER.

Grim: WELL, THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU, BILLY.

Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] THANKS.

NOW LET'S GO CHECK ON THAT TURKEY BOMB WE'VE BEEN BREWING!

Harold: Psst! Hey, Billy?

Billy: HEY, IT'S MY DAD!

Harold: I HAPPENED TO OVERHEAR YOUR CONVERSATION.

DON'T FORGET.

IF YOU CAN FINALLY GET A BETTER GRADE THAN MANDY, YOUR MOM SAYS

SHE'LL BUY YOU THAT NEW COMPUTER GAME YOU WANTED -- "ULTIMATE

THUMB WRESTLING," STARRING AMBASSADOR CRAZY FORT!

Billy: WHAT'S A COMPUTER?

Harold: COME ON, SON.

YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED THAT GAME.

REMEMBER?

Billy: NO...BUT I CAN TRY!

[ GRUNTING ] I SHOULD TRY TO REMEMBER MORE

OFTEN.

IT'S FUN.

Harold: WELL, BILLY, MULTIPLY THAT BY 1,000, AND THAT'S HOW

FUN "ULTIMATE THUMB-WRESTLING CHALLENGE" IS GONNA BE.

Billy: MULTIPLY?

[ BOTH LAUGH ] Grim: BILLY, HAVE YOU EVEN

STUDIED FOR THIS TEST TOMORROW?

Billy: STUDY?!

THERE'S NO WAY I CAN SCORE HIGHER THAN MANDY.

SHE EATS UP FINALS LIKE CANNIBALS EAT KNEECAPS.

Harold: YOU MEAN WITH STEAK SAUCE?

Billy: WHAT'S STEAK BLAH?

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP HER UP ALL NIGHT SO SHE FAILS THAT

TEST IN THE MORNING.

Grim: I WOULDN'T DO THAT, BILLY.

YOU REMEMBER WHAT MANDY SAID.

IF YOU WOKE HER UP, SOMETHING VERY TERRIBLE WOULD HAPPEN.

Billy: YEAH, SHE DID SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLE WOULD

HAPPEN...TO YOU!

YOU'RE THE ONE SHE TOLD TO MAKE SURE SHE CAN SLEEP.

I'M GONNA GO WAKE HER UP.

Grim: NO, BILLY! WAIT!

Harold: GOOD LUCK, SON.

Billy: THANKS, DAD!

HEY, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THOSE BUSHES, ANYWAY?

Harold: I'M...GARDENING.

[ INSECTS CHIRP ] Grim: WHO'S THAT?

WHAT'S THAT?

BILLY, THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU.

BILLY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME OUT OF THERE.

I DON'T WANT TO -- [ MEOWS ]

Grim: STUPID CATS.

[ SNORES ] [ CHIRPS ]

[ SCREAMS ] Grim: OH, MUST BE THOSE

STUPID CATS AGAIN.

[ YAWNS ] SOMETHING TERRIBLE...

SOMETHING...

[ DOOR CREAKS ] HUH?!

WHAT THE -- NO GOOD, LITTLE --

[ GASPS ] BILLY, NO!

GET AWAY FROM THERE.

YOU'RE GONNA -- FOR THE LOVE OF --

LET HIM TRY TO GET PAST ME THIS TIME.

JUST LET HIM.

Billy: HI, GRIM!

Grim: QUIET!

I'M MAKING SURE BILLY DOESN'T GET IN HERE AND WAKE UP MANDY.

Billy: SUIT YOURSELF.

HEY, WOULD YOU MIND GETTING THE DOOR FOR ME?

MY HANDS ARE KIND OF FULL.

Grim: SURE!

YOU JUST GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE EXTRA --

AAH!

Billy: QUIET!

[ INSTRUMENTS PLAYING ] [ YELLS ]

[ GROANS ] OW!

OW!

Grim: AHH, THERE WE GO.

AHH!

[ WHOOPIE CUSHION FARTS ] BILLY, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN SOME

MANNERS, YOU ANIMAL?

NOW, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

YOU HEAR ME?

[ CAT SHRIEKS ] [ FARTS ]

OH, CONFOUND IT, BILLY!

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA -- OH, HEH-HEH.

EXCUSE ME.

Mandy: [ SNORES ] OH, DEARY DEAR.

WE CAN'T JUST SLEEP OUR LIVES AWAY.

WE GOT TO MOVE, PEOPLE!

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

COME ON!

UP 1 AND 2 AND 1 AND 2!

AND 3 AND 4.

AND OKAY, TIME FOR SOME TOOTSIE ROLLS.

KEEP THOSE LEGS STRAIGHT.

AND 1 AND 2.

THAT'S RIGHT!

SWEAT IT OUT!

Grim: OH, NO!

AND 5 AND 6 -- FEEL IT!

1 AND 2 AND 1 AND 2.

AND COME AROUND AND -- Grim: HEY, EXERCISE DUDE, I

MADE YOU THIS CAKE.

BUT IT'S -- IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.

Grim: THAT'S OKAY.

I WON'T TELL.

BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR AND BUTTER ARE IN ONE OF

THOSE?

Grim: SUGAR, BUTTER, MILK CHOCOLATE, FRESH STRAWBERRIES,

AND LEMON.

L-LEMON.

Grim: THAT'S RIGHT -- A LITTLE BIT OF LEMON AND A WHOLE

LOT OF LOVE.

[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE PIECE.

HEY!

YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAKE!

Grim: [ PANTING ] [ PANTING ]

OH, SUGAR POPS!

YOU!

I NEED YOUR BICYCLE.

UH, WHAT?

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY!!

COME TO MAMA!

EEE-YAAAHH!

Grim: WELL, SO MUCH FOR -- WAIT A MINUTE!

WHAT DID I DO WITH MY -- Billy: LOOKING FOR THIS?

[ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] Grim: [ GASPS ]

NO!

BILLY -- AAHHH!

[ ROARS ] Mandy: [ GROANS ]

Billy: WAKE UP, MANDY!

TIME FOR SCHOOL!

Mandy: WHAT HAPPENED?

Grim: MANDY, LISTEN.

THIS IS ALL BILLY'S FAULT.

HE -- Mandy: BILLY'S FAULT?

BUT I -- Grim: WHAT THE --

Billy: HEY, MANDY'S HEAD GAVE BIRTH TO IRWIN.

Irwin: I TOLD MANDY THIS COSTUME WAS TOO SMALL.

Both: COSTUME?!

Irwin: YEAH, MANDY PAID ME A QUARTER FOR DOING THIS.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING THE ADVENTURE.

Mandy: [ YAWNS ] DON'T FORGET TO GET THAT THING

DRY-CLEANED WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT, IRWIN.

OH, AND, BILLY, GOOD LUCK ON THE TEST TODAY.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

Billy: OH!

AND HERE'S YOUR TEST, MANDY.

Mandy: I'M THRILLED.

AND HERE IS YOURS, BILLY.

Billy: [ YAWNS ]

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET GRIM TO MAGICALLY CHANGE THIS "F" TO

AN "A."

Mandy: BAD NEWS, CHIMP.

GRIM'S GONNA BE OCCUPIED FOR A WHILE.

Grim: OH, NO MORE, PLEASE!

I'M SO TIRED.

PLEASE JUST LET ME SLEEP!

Irwin: NO CAN DO, YO.

MANDY PAID ME ANOTHER QUARTER TO STAY DOWN HERE IN HER BASEMENT

AND SERENADE YOU ALL WEEK.

AND IT ISN'T WISE TO UPSET MANDY, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

[ PLAYING JAZZY TUNE ]

Grim: [ GROANS ]

Mandy: I PROMISED TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BILLY.

SO I'M LEAVING HIM WITH YOU.

Grim: ME?! OH!

BRING ME BACK A SNOW CONE.

Billy: CHA-BOOGA-BOON, DADDY DUDE.

TIME TO HIT THE SURF AND MAKE SOME GNARLY CURLS.

Grim: THAT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY TUBULAR, DUDE.

BUT YOU BETTER NOT GO OUT TOO FAR, OR YOU MIGHT GET CAUGHT BY

THE UNDERTOAD.

Billy: UNDERTOAD?

AAHHH!

[ CAT MEOWS ] WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

Grim: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE UNDERTOAD?

Billy: NO!

Grim: THE UNDERTOAD IS A FROG-LIKE CREATURE WHO LURKS

UNDER THE WATER, WAITING FOR SOME STUPID KID TO COME ALONG,

LIKE YOURSELF, AND DRAG HIM OUT TO SEA.

Billy: BOGUS!

HEY, TWINKY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU'RE SCARED TO GO IN THE WATER?

AFRAID THE UNDERTOAD MIGHT GET YOU?

HA HA HA HA HA!

Irwin: YEAH!

WHAT A DOPE-A-SAURUS.

OW!

OUT OF MY WAY, MEAT.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Irwin: [ GROANS ] Both: HA HA HA HA!

WHAT A DWEEB!

UNDERTOAD BABY!

SCAREDY-CAT.

Billy: I'M NOT A-SCARED OF NO UNDERTOAD!

Grim: DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

Billy: STUPID UNDERTOAD, YOU DON'T SCARE ME.

NO CREEPY, SLIMY, GREEN UNDERTOAD MONSTER FROM THE INKY

DEPTHS IS EVER GONNA DRIVE ME -- AAH!

GRIM, THE UNDERTOAD'S GOT ME!

Grim: BILLY!

OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

HE'S BEEN SWEPT OUT TO SEA.

POOR, LITTLE TWIT.

HE'S TOAD FOOD BY NOW.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, MANDY WILL SKIN ME ALIVE.

ONLY I DON'T HAVE SKIN.

Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] [ BARKS LIKE A SEAL ]

Grim: OH, RATS.

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

Billy: GOT YOU, GRIM!

I KNEW THAT TOTALLY BOGUS UNDERTOAD WAS TOTALLY BOGUS.

AAH!

HELP!

THE UNDERTOAD'S GOT ME BY THE -- [ GURGLING ]

Mandy: SO, GRIM, IS THIS HOW YOU KEEP AN EYE ON BILLY?

Billy: UNDERTOAD, GRIM!

HELP! AAH!

Grim: HA HA HA!

GOOD ONE, BILLY.

HE'S BLUFFING.

JUST IGNORE HIM.

Billy: AAHHH!

HE'S GOT ME!

UNDERTOAD -- AAH!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Billy: AAAHHHH!

[ PANTING ] AAH!

YOU ALL RIGHT, KID?

Billy: UNDERTOAD!

THAT'S RIGHT, KID.

BEWARE OF THE UNDERTOAD.

HA HA HA HA HA!

OH, YOU SAVED HIM!

YOU'RE SO BRAVE!

OH, MY HERO!

IT WAS NOTHING.

[ WOMEN GIGGLE ] RIBBIT!

Billy: HEY!

WHOA!

WHAT'S UP, LITTLE UNDERTOAD?

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN?

THAT'S NO WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS.

IT HURTS MY FEELINGS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DRAG ME DOWN TO

THE DARK RECESSES OF THE COLD OCEAN AND WATCH ME DROWN.

HEY, I'M SORRY.

I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

Billy: IT'S COOL.

LET'S HUG IT OUT.

OKAY. SWEET!

[ RUMBLING ] OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Billy: EAT MY BUBBLES!

AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!

AAHHH!

Mandy: BILLY, QUIT HORSING AROUND.

IT'S TIME TO GO.

Billy: GO! GO! GO!

Grim: WHAT AM I, A MULE?

Billy: STUPID UNDERTOAD!

Grim: FORGET ABOUT IT, BILLY.

I'VE NEVER KNOWN THE UNDERTOAD TO COME OUT OF THE WATER TO DRAG

A BODY IN.

Billy: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, G.

SURE!

WHAT WAS I THINKING, ANYWAY?

AFTER ALL, HE'S A TOAD.

Grim: THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY.

OF COURSE, SOME TOADS PREFER DRY LAND.

Billy: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

Grim: GOOD NIGHT!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] AAH!

Billy: JUST DON'T BE LEAVING ANY TOADSTOOLS.

[ SNORES ] HOLY CRUD!

I'M FLOATING.

IT'S YOU!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Billy: MOM'S NOT GONNA LIKE

THIS.

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THE UNDERTOAD THAT EASY, BILLY BOY!

I OWN YOU.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Billy: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU.

I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Billy: EVIL FROG!

UH, TOAD, ACTUALLY.

Billy: SO WHY DON'T YOU CROAK?

OH, HARSH.

Billy: [ SNORES ] I TELL YOU, HE WAS OUT THERE,

GRIM.

HE SAID HE'S GONNA DRAG ME DOWN.

Grim: OH, WELL, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.

Billy: BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN!

Grim: ALL RIGHT, I'M THINKING.

MAYBE WE CAN TRAP HIM AND THROW HIM BACK INTO THE DEEP OCEAN.

Billy: OOH!

OR SELL HIM TO THE FRENCH.

[ SPEAKING FRENCH GIBBERISH ] Grim: DON'T WORRY.

I'M ALL OVER IT, RIGHT AFTER ME PROGRAMS.

Billy: MY BUS!

[ HORN HONKS ] RIBBIT!

Billy: AAH!

WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU'RE MINE, MEAT.

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY.

Billy: AAHHH!

RIBBIT!

Billy: PHEW!

HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

COME ON! COME ON!

HUH?

I MADE IT!

WHOO-HOO!

CONGRATULATIONS.

NOW FIND A SEAT.

YUCK!

GET A SHAVE, LADY.

LOOK AT THIS DIPSTICK!

[ LAUGHS ] YO, FREAK SHOW!

EASY THERE, PORK CHOP.

WHOO! LOOK AT THE CHEESE.

P.U.!

PBHT-PBHT-PBHT-PBHT!

All: EWWW!

Billy: WHAT?

THAT WASN'T ME!

[ UNDERTOAD FARTS ] All: [ GASP ]

Billy: SEE?

AAAHHHH!

BILLY, YOU'RE LATE.

Billy: SORRY, MS. BUTTERBEAN.

[ LAUGHS ] HOW WAS THE RIDE, GASBAG?

BETWEEN YOU AND THE BUS, THEY WANT YOU TO HAVE A SMOG CHECK.

[ LAUGHS ] WHAT A BIG, FAT JERK.

Billy: WAIT.

BILLY, STOP FOOLING AROUND.

DO YOU HAVE YOUR REPORT READY?

Billy: INDEED, I "DOS."

All: [ GROAN ] RIBBIT!

All: OH!

NOW, BILLY, YOU KNOW THE RULES AGAINST PETS AT SCHOOL.

OH. OH!

All: OH!

YOU CAN JUST MARCH YOURSELF TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE,

BILLY, NOW!

[ LAUGHTER ] Billy: YES, MS. BUTTERBEAN.

A RIOT ON THE BUS, BRINGING A DANGEROUS ANIMAL TO CLASS, THE

TEACHER WAS NEARLY EATEN.

THAT'S ONE TOUGH BROAD.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

Billy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

IT'S THE STUPID UNDERTOAD!

HE'S DRAGGING ME DOWN, MAN!

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

HUH?

OH, YEAH. HE'S GUILTY.

HE SHOULD BE PUNISHED SEVERELY.

Billy: SEE?!

I'M SENDING YOU HOME WITH THIS NOTE TO YOUR PARENTS, YOUNG

MAN.

AND TAKE YOUR FROG WITH YOU.

THAT'S TOAD.

OR JUST DROP HIM OFF AT BIOLOGY CLASS.

Harold: BILLY, IF I WEREN'T READING THIS UPSIDE DOWN, I'D

SAY THIS IS SERIOUS.

OOH!

Gladys: THIS IS SERIOUS, HAROLD!

YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN, AND NO MORE TELEVISION!

Billy: BUT, MOM!

Harold: GROUNDED?

FLY!

Gladys: TO YOUR ROOM!

Harold: WHAT IF HE HAS X-RAY VISION?

'CAUSE THEN HE COULD BE WATCHING TV, AND WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW

IT.

Billy: OH, MAN.

I CANNOT SHAKE THAT STUPID UNDERTOAD, AND NOW I'M GROUNDED.

WHAT WILL I DO, GRIM?

Grim: I TOLD YOU I'D HANDLE IT.

TAKE A LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.

PBHT!

NA-NA NA-NA-NA!

[ LAUGHS ] AAH!

Mandy: THAT WILL BE ENOUGH OF THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

DON'T SELL ME TO THE FRENCH!

Billy: [ LAUGHS ] Grim: TIME FOR A LITTLE TRIP

TO THE OCEAN.

COME ON.

Billy: DUDE, FROG LEGS A LA PIERRE!

SO, GRIM, HOW DID WE GET THIS BOAT?

Grim: HE OWED ME A FAVOR.

YARR!

IT BE TRUE.

THE WHITE WHALE BIT OFF ME WOODEN HAND.

LUCKILY, GRIM HELPED ME REPLACE IT WITH...THIS!

[ MEOWS ] Billy: WOW!

THAT WOODEN HAND LOOKS JUST LIKE MY CAT.

Grim: [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] YEAH, JUST LIKE THE CAT.

Mandy: THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.

I'LL BE BACK.

YOU'LL SEE!

ERRGH!

JUST LIKE IN THE BIG ONE.

All: AAHHH!

Mandy: WHERE ARE WE?

Grim: HARD TO SAY.

Mandy: JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT JUNK.

MUST HAVE BEEN PILING UP FOR YEARS.

ONE MAN'S JUNK IS ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE.

Billy: BUT YOU'RE A TOAD, AND THIS CRUD ISN'T YOUR CRUD.

THIS CRUD IS SOMEONE ELSE'S CRUD.

YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS HE IS.

MAMA!

MY BABY!

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE.

I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, JIMMY, THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DRAG

PEOPLE DOWN.

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

SORRY ABOUT JUNIOR.

HE'S NEW AT THIS.

B-BYE!

AND THANKS AGAIN.

MWAH!

Grim: WOW.

THAT SURE WAS NICE OF THE MAMA UNDERTOAD TO LET US GO.

Billy: IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, GRIM, YOU MUST SET IT FREE.

Mandy: I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.

Grim: WHAT'S THAT?

SEE, JUNIOR?

NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU BRING PEOPLE DOWN.

HA! THANKS, MAMA.

COULD YOU REPEAT THAT A LITTLE LOUDER THIS TIME?

Grim: AH, QUARTER TO THREE.

WHAT?

Grim: [ Louder] QUARTER TO THREE.

SORRY. I DIDN'T GET THAT.

Grim: QUARTER TO THREE!

ONE MORE TIME.

Grim: LOOK, LADY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOUNG MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER BOARD YOU'RE MESSING WITH.

Billy: [ GROANS ] SORRY.

I DIDN'T GET THAT.