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- [LAUGHING]

- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

AW!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

AW!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

MAIL'S HERE!

MAIL'S HERE!

[WEAKLY] MAIL'S HERE.

[PANTING]

- MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL

FOR GIFTED CHILDREN?

- YEAH, THAT'S IT!

THAT'S FOR ME!

READ IT, MANDY! READ IT!

- "DEAR MASTER BILLY,

"WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MASTERFUL AUDITION TAPE,

"AND WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED

"TO STUDY DANCE AT MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S

SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN."

- MMM! TOE-JAMMY!

- WE EXPECT TO SEE YOU SHORTLY

AT YOUR NEW HOME ON MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S ESTATE.

- THAT LETTER HAS GOT TO BE A FAKE!

- YOU'RE RIGHT, GRIM.

BILLY'S NEVER BEEN GOOD AT ANYTHING.

DON'T THESE PEOPLE WATCH THE SHOW?

- BUT I CAN DANCE!

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!

I LIVE TO DANCE!

[SCREAMS]

- [WHINNY]

- [TRUMPETS]

- PREPARE TO BE AMAZED

BY MY SKILLED AND MASTERFUL DANCING TECHNIQUE.

YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY,

THEN YOU'LL LAUGH...

SOME MORE.

BUT REALLY YOU'LL FEEL LIKE CRYING 'CAUSE--

- WILL YOU JUST DANCE ALREADY?!

- ALL RIGHT!

HERE COMES BILLY!

- BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

- [SCREAMING]

- BILLY,

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER DANCE!

- BUT, DAD, I LIKE TO DANCE,

AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO DANCE

'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS GIRLY!

- NOW, LOOK, BILLY,

IT'S NOT THAT I THINK THAT YOU'RE GIRLY FOR DOING IT,

IT'S JUST THAT I THINK YOU'RE NOT...

MACHO FORTE!

PLUS, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

YOU SEE, BILLY...

I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU.

I USED TO LOVE TO DANCE, AND I WAS FANTASTIC.

I WOULD LEAVE AUDIENCES IN AWE!

AT THE NIGHT OF MY BIG DANCE RECITAL,

I WAS AMAZING!

[FARTS]

FOR MY FINALE, I WAS GOING TO ATTEMPT

THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE,

THE MOST DANGEROUS AND FEARED MOVE IN BALLET.

MY WHOLE DANCING CAREER LED UP TO THIS POINT.

I WAS CONFIDENT.

NOTHING WAS GONNA STOP ME.

THEN...

SOMETHING HAPPENED.

DEAR OLD DAD ROSE FROM THE STANDS AND PROCLAIMED...

- DANCING'S FOR GIRLS!

- STRICKEN BY HIS REMARK, I LOST FOCUS

AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE.

I WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE RECITAL.

AND FROM THEN ON, I PROMISED NEVER TO DANCE AGAIN!

SO, YOU SEE, BILLY,

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...

NEVER DRINK ORANGE JUICE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

IT GIVES YOU THE POOTS.

[FARTS]

- SO, DAD, CAN I GO TO A SUPER-SPECIAL SCHOOL

AND LIVE THERE FOREVER STUDYING DANCE?

- SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

I'LL DRIVE!

- SO, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS, BILLY?

- YEP!

IT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE!

EXCEPT FOR A PEG LEG, A 3-WAY RADIO,

AN INGROWN TOENAIL REMOVER, AND AUTOMATIC SHOE BUFFER,

AN ESKIMO, A RED RIDER BB GUN WITH A COMPASS ON THE SIDE,

PLACEBO GUN, ROBOTIC FINGERS, A FOURTH NIPPLE,

A MONKEY BUTLER, A BATTERY-POWERED BATTERY CHARGER,

WOODEN TEETH, GRAY CHEST HAIR,

A HAUNTED UNICORN, A UNIBROW,

A TIKI MASK, SANTA'S HAT,

A LIVE-ACTION DAD, AND LASER SUNGLASSES.

BUT, OTHER THAN THAT...

DANCING IS THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED IN LIFE.

THANKS FOR DRIVING, DAD.

MMM.

I GUESS I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH YOU, BILLY.

- HELLO.

- AAGH! - AAGH! - AAGH!

- [BURPS]

OH, GREAT.

YOU HAPPY NOW?

YOU WENT AHEAD AND DONE MADE ME GUSH ECTOPLASM ALL OVER MYSELF!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

- HI.

I'M MARILYN.

AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH!

- WE'RE GONNA SEE MRS. FINGER WIGGLE.

- POLLYWINKLE.

- HAIRY ANKLE.

- POLLYWINKLE.

- TERRANCE ENGLE?

- POLLYWINKLE.

- MOLLY RINGWALD.

- POLLYWINKLE!

NEVER MIND.

- SWASHBUCKLER?

POPPA SICKLE.

SHINY NICKEL?

SOUR PICKLES.

- HI, I'M MARILYN.

AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH!

YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!

- HELLO!

- CAN I HELP YOU?

YOU MUST BE BILLY, THE BOY GENIUS.

WAIT ONE MOMENT.

I'LL ALERT THE HEADMISTRESS TO YOUR ARRIVAL.

HEY! BILLY'S HERE!

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL!

- SEND HIM IN!

- THE HEADMISTRESS WILL SEE YOU NOW.

FOLLOW ME.

- OH, BILLY!

YOU'RE HERE!

PLEASE, COME IN.

- ARE YOU MS. THINKY DINGY?

- UH, POLLYWINKLE, YES.

I WAS JUST REVIEWING YOUR AUDITION TAPE.

OH, IT WAS SIMPLY SUPERB.

I FOUND MYSELF ENTHRALLED AND AMAZED

AND THEN THRILLED.

AND THEN A BIT GASSY, THEN AMAZED AGAIN!

THEN DISGUSTED...

BUT IN A GOOD WAY.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU MOVE

THAT'S SO UNIQUE,

SO TANTALIZING.

I KNEW THIS SCHOOL HAD TO HAVE YOU.

- MY DREAM OF BECOMING A FAMOUS BALLET DANCER

IS FINALLY GONNA COME TRUE!

- HOLD THE PHONE.

THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

BILLY CAN'T EVEN EAT, MUCH LESS DANCE.

- SO, MS. PIMPLES FINGER,

WHEN CAN I START?

- IMMEDIATELY, BILLY.

ALL I NEED IS ONE THING.

- WHAT'S THAT?

- OH, JUST...

YOUR SOUL!

[CACKLING]

- [LAUGHING]

- [LAUGHING]

AH HA HA HA HA.

AAH. OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

- YEAH.

BUT SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.

- WHAT?!

WHY DO YOU NEED MY SOUL?

- YOU SEE, BILLY,

I FEED OFF THE SOULS AND TALENT

FROM ONLY THE MOST GIFTED DANCE STUDENTS IN THE WORLD

SO THAT I MAY REMAIN AS THE GREATEST DANCER OF ALL TIME!

- THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS!

ONLY AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL DARK WITCH

CAN STEAL PEOPLE'S SOULS.

- EXACTLY.

- OH. WELL, THEN OK.

- GRIM, CAN'T YOU USE YOUR SCYTHE TO STOP HER?

- GOOD IDEA, MANDY.

[HISSES]

OH!

OH, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED

THAT THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY A DARK WITCH

CAN OVERPOWER MY SCYTHE

IS BY TURNING IT INTO A GIANT SNAKE

AND USING IT TO TIE US UP.

- WHATEVER.

- AND NOW, BILLY,

YOUR SOUL AND TALENT WILL SOON BE MINE!

- THE HEADMISTRESS IS SUCKING OUT BILLY'S SOUL!

- HEY, BILLY, YOU FORGOT YOUR DANCE BAG IN THE CAR.

OH, MY GOSH!

AN EVIL WITCH IS USING THIS BALLET SCHOOL

TO RECRUIT INNOCENT DANCE STUDENTS

SO SHE CAN STEAL THEIR SOULS!

AND NOW SHE'S ABOUT TO SUCK OUT BILLY'S SOUL!

- WOW! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!

HE GOT IF FASTER THAN YOU DID.

- SHUT UP.

- LADY, NO ONE STEALS BILLY'S SOUL.

THAT WASN'T IN THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM.

- OH, YES, IT WAS.

IT WAS ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BROCHURE

IN BRIGHT RED LETTERS.

- YEAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON ONE THING!

I CAN'T READ!

I CHALLENGE YOU...

TO A DANCE-OFF!

PREPARE TO GET SERVED!

- YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE HEADMISTRESS GUTTERTINKLE?

- POLLYWINKLE.

- WHATEVER!

WORK THAT BOOTY!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU CALL THAT DANCING?

THIS IS DANCING!

[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS]

[TECHNO PLAYS]

["RIVERDANCE" MUSIC PLAYS]

[RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS]

[HULA MUSIC PLAYS]

THAT'S IT!

I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES!

- AAGH!

- FACE IT!

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SUPERIOR DANCE SKILLS!

- CAN'T DANCE...

NO MORE!

MIGHT AS WELL...

GIVE UP.

- SEE! I TOLD YOU DANCING WOULD MAKE YOU WEAK!

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG FAT GIRLY QUITTER!

- I'M NO QUITTER.

AND I'M NOT GIRLY.

I'M A BALLET DANCER!

- NO!

IT CAN'T BE!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE!

[CHICKEN DANCE-TYPE MUSIC PLAYS]

- WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

THE WHOLE PLACE IS FALLING APART.

- [SIGHS]

YET ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT BILLY'S RUINED.

- WOW, DAD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED OFF THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

- YOU KNOW, SON,

I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME

IF YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE DANCING.

- NAH, DANCING'S FOR GIRLS.

- SPACE.

A DARK FRONTIER OF INKY BLACKNESS.

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP--

- DARN!

A 7-10 SPLIT.

- I LOVES MOON BOWLING!

- IT IS QUITE SATISFYING, MAN.

- DISPATCH, THIS IS UNDERWORLD UNIT 406.

I'VE ARRIVED AT THE SCENE OF THE DISTURBANCE.

- OFFICER, THIS IS JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTAND--

- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN UNCONSCIOUS!

- AFTER HEARING ALL THE TESTIMONY,

THIS LOWER, LOWER, LOWER COURT FINDS YOU,

THE GRIM REAPER, GUILTY OF GROSS MISUSE OF YOUR POWER.

BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD COURT,

I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.

- NO!

ANYTHING BUT THAT!

THIS AIN'T FAIR!

I HATE THE COMMUNITY!

HATE IT! HATE IT!

HATE IT!

HATE IT!

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

- WHY ARE WE AT THIS SMELLY OLD PLACE?

- THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME.

IT'S WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PERFORM

OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE.

BLECCH!

HANGING OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE.

LIKE I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN ME DAY JOB.

- HI, GRIM!

- 'SUP, GLORIA?

- OH, HERE FOR MR. SILVERMAN?

- NO, THAT'S NEXT WEEK.

HEY, MYRON.

HOW'D THE TRIPLE BYPASS GO?

- IT WENT GREAT!

- WE'LL SEE!

- [GULP]

- SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

PLAY GAMES? TALK TO THEM?

- GIVE THEM SPONGE BATHS?!

- WHATEVER THEY WANT.

WE'RE AT THEIR SHRIVELED MERCY.

- WHOA!

IT'S LIKE A BIG SWIRLY TOILET BOWL!

- YEAH, THAT'S THE ENTRANCE TO WING 13,

THE SUPERNATURAL WING.

IT EXISTS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.

- ANOTHER DIMENSION?

NO MENTIONED ANOTHER DIMENSION.

- YEAH, WE STEP THROUGH THERE,

AND ASCEND TO THE HOME OF THE ANCIENTS!

- I HATE TO THROW A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THIS

ASCENSION INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED, BUT...

- WHAT'S WITH THIS SUDDEN DISSENTION?

- I'M HOLDING AN ABSTENTION

TO THE ASCENSION TO ANOTHER DIMENSION.

MY MOMMY SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO.

- WELL, I WON'T WANT TO CAUSE TENSION WITH THIS ASCENSION TO--

- STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU, JUST STOP IT!

[RATTLES]

- WHY THAT DUMB VORTEX ALWAYS LEAD TO THIS SODA MACHINE

I'LL NEVER KNOW!

OH, NUTS!

DON'T TELL ME I'M OUT OF ONES.

[RATTLING]

COOL YOUR JETS, GIRL.

I GOTTA GET SOME CHANGE.

- LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE LEFT HALLOWEEN IN THE BATHTUB

AND IT GOT ALL PRUNEY.

- YEAH, THAT'S THE HOME OF THE ANCIENTS FOR YA.

EVERY RETIRED MONSTER,

GERIATRIC GOBLIN...

[FART]

AND OLD BUGABOO ENDS UP HERE.

- OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!

THE BLOB HASN'T BEEN FEELING WELL,

AND NOW THE TOILETS ARE ALL BACKED UP!

- LOOK, LADY, WE'RE NOT YOUR--

BILLY, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

- YOUR MAMA?

- NO, DOOFUS!

THIS IS THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN.

OH! AND THAT GUY IS DRACULA--

THE BADDEST OF ALL VAMPIRES.

AND THAT GUY WETTING THE CARPET

IS THE WOLF MAN!

- WHY YOU GETTING ALL EXCITED OVER THESE 3 OLD GEEZERS?

- YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME CHILDHOOD IDOLS!

- EAT SOME GRASS, DEAR,

AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

- THEY WERE THE SCARIEST MONSTERS IN ALL THE WORLD.

- YEAH, YEAH! I GET THE PICTURE.

BUT A MODERN CHILD SUCH AS MYSELF

IS NO LONGER SPOOKED BY SUCH CORNY CREATURES!

- CORNY?!

YOU CALLING DRACULA CORNY?!

- MAYBE THE YOUNG MAN IS RIGHT.

PERHAPS OUR--

DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS.

PERHAPS OUR TIME OF TERROR HAS PASSED.

AND WE SHOULD HAND THE--

THANK YOU, DEAR.

AND WE SHOULD HAND THE BATON

TO A NEW GENERATION OF KNIFE-WIELDING MANIACS.

- NO!

YOU'RE THE BEST,

AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT!

RIGHT AFTER WOLF MAN STOPS ITCHING HIS BUTT ON THE FLOOR.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL GET GOING.

- [GRUNTING]

- OH, YEAH. CAN ANYONE BREAK A 20?

UH, DRACULA,

YOU SURE THE SUN'S NOT BOTHERING YOU?

- DRACULA IS DOWN WITH GOING OUT ON THE TOWN.

'CAUSE DRACULA IS IN THE MOOD...

TO MEET SOME FINE, FINE LADIES.

- AND WOLFIE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING THE EXERCISE, TOO!

- [BARKING]

- WHERE ARE WE GOING, GRIM?

- I GOT A PLAN TO BOOST THE ANCIENTS' SELF-ESTEEM.

- HEY, SKELETON MAN!

CHECK OUT DRACULA'S SMOOTH MOVES.

MMM! HEY!

HEY! HUH! HA HA!

- YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE, DRACULA.

NOW, IF WE COULD JUST KEEP WALKING.

- UH! YEAH!

DRACULA IS SMOKIN'!

HA HA!

- UH, DRACULA,

I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THE SUN.

- NO WAY.

DRACULA IS ON FIRE!

- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!

- [BARKING]

- WOLF MAN, COME BACK!

- MOMMY, THERE'S AN OLD, UGLY DOG CHASING US.

- DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

MOMMY WILL PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[HIGH PITCHED YELPING]

- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!

- OH! SOMETHING'S COOKING!

SMELLS GOOD.

SPICY.

- [HEAVES]

[HOOTING]

- I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS

FOR COMING DOWN TO DEAD MAN'S LAKE

FOR THIS EVENING OF FREE FOOD,

FUN, AND GHOST STORIES.

- WHERE'S THE FREE FOOD?

- THERE IS NO FOOD.

BEFORE WE BEGIN,

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS...

THAT AREN'T ABOUT THE FOOD?

YES, YOU, LITTLE GIRL.

- WILL THERE BE ANY MONSTERS JUMPING OUT AT US?

- GOOD QUESTION.

NO.

NO MONSTERS WILL JUMP OUT AT US.

ESPECIALLY NOT FROM BEHIND THAT BIG BUSH OVER THERE.

SO, FEEL FREE TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.

- HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE A REAL FIRE, YO?

- UH...

BECAUSE FIRE IS BAD.

- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!

- BOY, THESE WOODS REALLY ECHO, EH?

- [HEAVING COUGHS]

- I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THEM BRAZILIAN COUGHING BUSHES.

HANG ON FOR ONE SECOND.

I GOTTA GO TINKLE.

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMOTION?

- WOLF MAN ATE A SQUIRREL IN ONE BITE.

DRACULA TRIED TO TELL HIM TO CHEW,

BUT HE DON'T LISTEN TO DRACULA.

- LOOK, I'M TRYING TO GET THEM KIDS IN THE RIGHT MOOD,

BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY QUITE.

- YOU DON'T GOTTA TELL DRACULA WHAT TO DO.

DRACULA WAS BORN KNOWING WHAT TO DO.

- JUST KEEP QUIET!

OK.

NOW, FOR THE GHOST STORY.

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.

THESE 4 TEENAGERS AND THEIR DOG

WERE RIDING IN THEIR MYSTERY VAN

WHEN IT SUDDENLY BROKE DOWN...

- YOU KNOW, MANDY,

IF YOU GET SCARED,

FEEL FREE TO GRAB ONTO MY HAND, YO.

- THEY TOOK SHELTER IN A HAUNTED OUTHOUSE

BUILT ON AN ANCIENT--

- HURRY UP!

DRACULA'S KNEE IS STARTING TO HURT.

- THE OUTHOUSE WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT TACO STAND.

THE WALLS OOZED SALSA VERDI.

THE CEILING WAS COVERED IN--

- [SINGING SCALES]

- 'SCUSE ME A SEC.

I GOTTA TINKLE...

AGAIN.

- WE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT YET?

- NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

- JUST TRYING TO SET THE MOOD WITH SOME MUSIC, DEAR.

- WELL, PLEASE DON'T, OK?!

LISTEN TO ME...

[MUTTERING]

- WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE GRIM IS SAYING TO THE BUSH?

- MAYBE HE'S APOLOGIZING FOR PEEING ON IT SO MUCH.

- BRIDE'S LEG FELL OFF!

DON'T WORRY!

DRACULA TRY AND FIX IT!

- OK, BACK TO THE--

- DRACULA WANT TO KNOW IF YOU GOT ANY GLUE?

- THEIR HOME TO--

- OR STAPLES!

DRACULA CAN MAKE DO WITH STAPLES.

- [HACKING COUGH]

- WOLF MAN ATE UP ANOTHER SQUIRREL AGAIN.

DRACULA TRIED TO STOP HIM.

GET YOUR BIG BUTT OUT OF DRACULA'S FACE, WOMAN!

- ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!

I'M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE!

YOU HEAR ME? DONE WITH YOU!

EXPECT ME TO HELP WHEN YOU KEEP ACTING UP.

STUPID WOLF MAN!

DRACULA, YOU--

- HEY, KIDS!

WANT TO SEE DRACULA DANCE?

- [CHEERING]

- HEY!

YEAH! HA!

- THE ROAD TO STUPID IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.

- GRIM REAPER,

THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY

OF ABANDONING OLD PEOPLE AND CHILDREN IN THE WOODS.

- OH, YOU HONOR,

I'M SURE THEY WILL TURN UP SOON--

HOPEFULLY ALIVE AND UNEATEN BY BEARS.

HA.

- BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD COURT,

I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS

OF DANCING!

- MMM!

MOVE YOUR ELBOWS MORE LIKE DRACULA!

UH! YEAH!

HA HA! HIT THAT!

- PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND

FOR AN INFORMAL SURVEY?

WHICH OF THESE IS SCARIER?

THESE REALLY SCARY MONSTERS...

- [MOANING AND GROANING]

- WOOF!

- OR THIS GLASS OF WATER?

- WATER?!

- LOOK. I'LL GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS.

5 BUCKS TO SAY THEY'RE SCARIER THAN THE WATER.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- DRACULA'S THIRSTY.

GONNA DRINK THIS WATER.

- DRACULA, PLEASE DON'T!

- YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF DRACULA!

DRACULA'S A GROWN MAN,

CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS!

- CAN I PLEASE GO NOW?

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