1 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:06,133 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:10,043 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:38,043 - CONTROL, ALT, DELETE. 4 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,960 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 5 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:53,132 AW! 6 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,788 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 7 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,575 AW! 8 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,167 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 9 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,750 MAIL'S HERE! 10 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,793 MAIL'S HERE! 11 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:08,417 [WEAKLY] MAIL'S HERE. 12 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,995 [PANTING] 13 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:18,793 - MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL 14 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:20,205 FOR GIFTED CHILDREN? 15 00:01:20,042 --> 00:01:21,542 - YEAH, THAT'S IT! 16 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,165 THAT'S FOR ME! 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,330 READ IT, MANDY! READ IT! 18 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,167 - "DEAR MASTER BILLY, 19 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,580 "WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MASTERFUL AUDITION TAPE, 20 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:32,037 "AND WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED 21 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,995 "TO STUDY DANCE AT MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S 22 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:38,673 SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN." 23 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,880 - MMM! TOE-JAMMY! 24 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:42,128 - WE EXPECT TO SEE YOU SHORTLY 25 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:45,458 AT YOUR NEW HOME ON MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S ESTATE. 26 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:47,672 - THAT LETTER HAS GOT TO BE A FAKE! 27 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:48,670 - YOU'RE RIGHT, GRIM. 28 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,080 BILLY'S NEVER BEEN GOOD AT ANYTHING. 29 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:52,077 DON'T THESE PEOPLE WATCH THE SHOW? 30 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:54,167 - BUT I CAN DANCE! 31 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,920 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! 32 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,080 I LIVE TO DANCE! 33 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,375 [SCREAMS] 34 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,210 - [WHINNY] 35 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:22,042 - [TRUMPETS] 36 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,125 - PREPARE TO BE AMAZED 37 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:26,918 BY MY SKILLED AND MASTERFUL DANCING TECHNIQUE. 38 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,710 YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, 39 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:30,792 THEN YOU'LL LAUGH... 40 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:31,915 SOME MORE. 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,460 BUT REALLY YOU'LL FEEL LIKE CRYING 'CAUSE-- 42 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,252 - WILL YOU JUST DANCE ALREADY?! 43 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,133 - ALL RIGHT! 44 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:39,168 HERE COMES BILLY! 45 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,540 - BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 46 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:43,125 - [SCREAMING] 47 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:45,462 - BILLY, 48 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:48,082 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER DANCE! 49 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,327 - BUT, DAD, I LIKE TO DANCE, 50 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,917 AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT. 51 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,330 YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO DANCE 52 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,787 'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS GIRLY! 53 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,125 - NOW, LOOK, BILLY, 54 00:02:56,208 --> 00:03:00,128 IT'S NOT THAT I THINK THAT YOU'RE GIRLY FOR DOING IT, 55 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:02,958 IT'S JUST THAT I THINK YOU'RE NOT... 56 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:04,832 MACHO FORTE! 57 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,877 PLUS, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU. 58 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,628 YOU SEE, BILLY... 59 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:09,878 I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. 60 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:13,998 I USED TO LOVE TO DANCE, AND I WAS FANTASTIC. 61 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,963 I WOULD LEAVE AUDIENCES IN AWE! 62 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:21,458 AT THE NIGHT OF MY BIG DANCE RECITAL, 63 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:24,672 I WAS AMAZING! 64 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,670 [FARTS] 65 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,500 FOR MY FINALE, I WAS GOING TO ATTEMPT 66 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,253 THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE, 67 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:32,333 THE MOST DANGEROUS AND FEARED MOVE IN BALLET. 68 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:35,167 MY WHOLE DANCING CAREER LED UP TO THIS POINT. 69 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,080 I WAS CONFIDENT. 70 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,827 NOTHING WAS GONNA STOP ME. 71 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:39,747 THEN... 72 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:41,043 SOMETHING HAPPENED. 73 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,165 DEAR OLD DAD ROSE FROM THE STANDS AND PROCLAIMED... 74 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,170 - DANCING'S FOR GIRLS! 75 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,380 - STRICKEN BY HIS REMARK, I LOST FOCUS 76 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,918 AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE. 77 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,040 I WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE RECITAL. 78 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:58,995 AND FROM THEN ON, I PROMISED NEVER TO DANCE AGAIN! 79 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,173 SO, YOU SEE, BILLY, 80 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,790 THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS... 81 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,125 NEVER DRINK ORANGE JUICE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 82 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:06,328 IT GIVES YOU THE POOTS. 83 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,497 [FARTS] 84 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,423 - SO, DAD, CAN I GO TO A SUPER-SPECIAL SCHOOL 85 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,380 AND LIVE THERE FOREVER STUDYING DANCE? 86 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,628 - SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 87 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,378 I'LL DRIVE! 88 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:18,418 - SO, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS, BILLY? 89 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,630 - YEP! 90 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:22,128 IT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE! 91 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:23,918 EXCEPT FOR A PEG LEG, A 3-WAY RADIO, 92 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,130 AN INGROWN TOENAIL REMOVER, AND AUTOMATIC SHOE BUFFER, 93 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,038 AN ESKIMO, A RED RIDER BB GUN WITH A COMPASS ON THE SIDE, 94 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,955 PLACEBO GUN, ROBOTIC FINGERS, A FOURTH NIPPLE, 95 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:32,882 A MONKEY BUTLER, A BATTERY-POWERED BATTERY CHARGER, 96 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,498 WOODEN TEETH, GRAY CHEST HAIR, 97 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,753 A HAUNTED UNICORN, A UNIBROW, 98 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:37,213 A TIKI MASK, SANTA'S HAT, 99 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:41,212 A LIVE-ACTION DAD, AND LASER SUNGLASSES. 100 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:42,832 BUT, OTHER THAN THAT... 101 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:47,327 DANCING IS THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED IN LIFE. 102 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,077 THANKS FOR DRIVING, DAD. 103 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,127 MMM. 104 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,208 I GUESS I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 105 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,002 [TIRES SQUEAL] 106 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:59,710 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH YOU, BILLY. 107 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:00,542 - HELLO. 108 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:02,455 - AAGH! - AAGH! - AAGH! 109 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:03,542 - [BURPS] 110 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,245 OH, GREAT. 111 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,833 YOU HAPPY NOW? 112 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:09,077 YOU WENT AHEAD AND DONE MADE ME GUSH ECTOPLASM ALL OVER MYSELF! 113 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:11,707 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 114 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,043 - HI. 115 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,125 I'M MARILYN. 116 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:17,998 AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH! 117 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,035 - WE'RE GONNA SEE MRS. FINGER WIGGLE. 118 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,035 - POLLYWINKLE. 119 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,165 - HAIRY ANKLE. 120 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,080 - POLLYWINKLE. 121 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,537 - TERRANCE ENGLE? 122 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,455 - POLLYWINKLE. 123 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:27,542 - MOLLY RINGWALD. 124 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,875 - POLLYWINKLE! 125 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:29,918 NEVER MIND. 126 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,960 - SWASHBUCKLER? 127 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,042 POPPA SICKLE. 128 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,035 SHINY NICKEL? 129 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:33,875 SOUR PICKLES. 130 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,958 - HI, I'M MARILYN. 131 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:39,002 AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH! 132 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:43,253 YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER! 133 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,213 - HELLO! 134 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:48,672 - CAN I HELP YOU? 135 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,415 YOU MUST BE BILLY, THE BOY GENIUS. 136 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,580 WAIT ONE MOMENT. 137 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:58,377 I'LL ALERT THE HEADMISTRESS TO YOUR ARRIVAL. 138 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,003 HEY! BILLY'S HERE! 139 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:04,463 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL! 140 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:06,212 - SEND HIM IN! 141 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:09,082 - THE HEADMISTRESS WILL SEE YOU NOW. 142 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:11,327 FOLLOW ME. 143 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,205 - OH, BILLY! 144 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,882 YOU'RE HERE! 145 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:19,918 PLEASE, COME IN. 146 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,790 - ARE YOU MS. THINKY DINGY? 147 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:24,575 - UH, POLLYWINKLE, YES. 148 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:27,497 I WAS JUST REVIEWING YOUR AUDITION TAPE. 149 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,753 OH, IT WAS SIMPLY SUPERB. 150 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,713 I FOUND MYSELF ENTHRALLED AND AMAZED 151 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:33,792 AND THEN THRILLED. 152 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:36,205 AND THEN A BIT GASSY, THEN AMAZED AGAIN! 153 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:38,132 THEN DISGUSTED... 154 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,208 BUT IN A GOOD WAY. 155 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:42,882 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU MOVE 156 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,418 THAT'S SO UNIQUE, 157 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,000 SO TANTALIZING. 158 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,503 I KNEW THIS SCHOOL HAD TO HAVE YOU. 159 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:52,503 - MY DREAM OF BECOMING A FAMOUS BALLET DANCER 160 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:55,543 IS FINALLY GONNA COME TRUE! 161 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,625 - HOLD THE PHONE. 162 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,378 THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 163 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:02,208 BILLY CAN'T EVEN EAT, MUCH LESS DANCE. 164 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,883 - SO, MS. PIMPLES FINGER, 165 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,038 WHEN CAN I START? 166 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,165 - IMMEDIATELY, BILLY. 167 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,170 ALL I NEED IS ONE THING. 168 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,290 - WHAT'S THAT? 169 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:15,035 - OH, JUST... 170 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,035 YOUR SOUL! 171 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,535 [CACKLING] 172 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,168 - [LAUGHING] 173 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:29,043 - [LAUGHING] 174 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,038 AH HA HA HA HA. 175 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:38,705 AAH. OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 176 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,632 - YEAH. 177 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:42,128 BUT SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL. 178 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:42,788 - WHAT?! 179 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,415 WHY DO YOU NEED MY SOUL? 180 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,080 - YOU SEE, BILLY, 181 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:48,327 I FEED OFF THE SOULS AND TALENT 182 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:52,077 FROM ONLY THE MOST GIFTED DANCE STUDENTS IN THE WORLD 183 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:57,497 SO THAT I MAY REMAIN AS THE GREATEST DANCER OF ALL TIME! 184 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,543 - THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS! 185 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,745 ONLY AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL DARK WITCH 186 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:04,963 CAN STEAL PEOPLE'S SOULS. 187 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:07,962 - EXACTLY. 188 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:09,172 - OH. WELL, THEN OK. 189 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,130 - GRIM, CAN'T YOU USE YOUR SCYTHE TO STOP HER? 190 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,918 - GOOD IDEA, MANDY. 191 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,457 [HISSES] 192 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,422 OH! 193 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,750 OH, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED 194 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:26,133 THAT THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY A DARK WITCH 195 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:27,208 CAN OVERPOWER MY SCYTHE 196 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:29,582 IS BY TURNING IT INTO A GIANT SNAKE 197 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,497 AND USING IT TO TIE US UP. 198 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:32,383 - WHATEVER. 199 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,628 - AND NOW, BILLY, 200 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:38,458 YOUR SOUL AND TALENT WILL SOON BE MINE! 201 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:44,002 - THE HEADMISTRESS IS SUCKING OUT BILLY'S SOUL! 202 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:47,213 - HEY, BILLY, YOU FORGOT YOUR DANCE BAG IN THE CAR. 203 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:48,042 OH, MY GOSH! 204 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,205 AN EVIL WITCH IS USING THIS BALLET SCHOOL 205 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:51,462 TO RECRUIT INNOCENT DANCE STUDENTS 206 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:52,632 SO SHE CAN STEAL THEIR SOULS! 207 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:56,208 AND NOW SHE'S ABOUT TO SUCK OUT BILLY'S SOUL! 208 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,422 - WOW! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD! 209 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,210 HE GOT IF FASTER THAN YOU DID. 210 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,172 - SHUT UP. 211 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,290 - LADY, NO ONE STEALS BILLY'S SOUL. 212 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,995 THAT WASN'T IN THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM. 213 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,923 - OH, YES, IT WAS. 214 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,080 IT WAS ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BROCHURE 215 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,127 IN BRIGHT RED LETTERS. 216 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:18,043 - YEAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON ONE THING! 217 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,535 I CAN'T READ! 218 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,915 I CHALLENGE YOU... 219 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,670 TO A DANCE-OFF! 220 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,540 PREPARE TO GET SERVED! 221 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:31,165 - YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE HEADMISTRESS GUTTERTINKLE? 222 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,380 - POLLYWINKLE. 223 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,168 - WHATEVER! 224 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:45,832 WORK THAT BOOTY! 225 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,003 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 226 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,543 YOU CALL THAT DANCING? 227 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:59,125 THIS IS DANCING! 228 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,630 [GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS] 229 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,917 [TECHNO PLAYS] 230 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,878 ["RIVERDANCE" MUSIC PLAYS] 231 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:20,128 [RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS] 232 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:22,128 [HULA MUSIC PLAYS] 233 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,168 THAT'S IT! 234 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,210 I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES! 235 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,713 - AAGH! 236 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,630 - FACE IT! 237 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,208 YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SUPERIOR DANCE SKILLS! 238 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,212 - CAN'T DANCE... 239 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,082 NO MORE! 240 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,627 MIGHT AS WELL... 241 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:47,828 GIVE UP. 242 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,997 - SEE! I TOLD YOU DANCING WOULD MAKE YOU WEAK! 243 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:58,173 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG FAT GIRLY QUITTER! 244 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,540 - I'M NO QUITTER. 245 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,825 AND I'M NOT GIRLY. 246 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:07,077 I'M A BALLET DANCER! 247 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:08,915 - NO! 248 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,830 IT CAN'T BE! 249 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,327 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 250 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,127 THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE! 251 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,248 [CHICKEN DANCE-TYPE MUSIC PLAYS] 252 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,128 - WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 253 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,998 THE WHOLE PLACE IS FALLING APART. 254 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,043 - [SIGHS] 255 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:26,075 YET ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT BILLY'S RUINED. 256 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,460 - WOW, DAD. 257 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:42,132 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED OFF THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE. 258 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,378 THAT WAS AMAZING. 259 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,168 - YOU KNOW, SON, 260 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,040 I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME 261 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,915 IF YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE DANCING. 262 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,710 - NAH, DANCING'S FOR GIRLS. 263 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,130 - SPACE. 264 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,418 A DARK FRONTIER OF INKY BLACKNESS. 265 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,750 THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP-- 266 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:23,915 - DARN! 267 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,040 A 7-10 SPLIT. 268 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,245 - I LOVES MOON BOWLING! 269 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,173 - IT IS QUITE SATISFYING, MAN. 270 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,535 - DISPATCH, THIS IS UNDERWORLD UNIT 406. 271 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,705 I'VE ARRIVED AT THE SCENE OF THE DISTURBANCE. 272 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:40,542 - OFFICER, THIS IS JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTAND-- 273 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:44,075 - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN UNCONSCIOUS! 274 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,002 - AFTER HEARING ALL THE TESTIMONY, 275 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:50,633 THIS LOWER, LOWER, LOWER COURT FINDS YOU, 276 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,788 THE GRIM REAPER, GUILTY OF GROSS MISUSE OF YOUR POWER. 277 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,125 BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD COURT, 278 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:02,578 I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 279 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,167 - NO! 280 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,830 ANYTHING BUT THAT! 281 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,207 THIS AIN'T FAIR! 282 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,632 I HATE THE COMMUNITY! 283 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,418 HATE IT! HATE IT! 284 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,790 HATE IT! 285 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,043 HATE IT! 286 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,125 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 287 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,788 - WHY ARE WE AT THIS SMELLY OLD PLACE? 288 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,245 - THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME. 289 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,633 IT'S WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PERFORM 290 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,998 OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE. 291 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:28,753 BLECCH! 292 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,253 HANGING OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE. 293 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,543 LIKE I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN ME DAY JOB. 294 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,575 - HI, GRIM! 295 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:35,627 - 'SUP, GLORIA? 296 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,378 - OH, HERE FOR MR. SILVERMAN? 297 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,288 - NO, THAT'S NEXT WEEK. 298 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,325 HEY, MYRON. 299 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,417 HOW'D THE TRIPLE BYPASS GO? 300 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,670 - IT WENT GREAT! 301 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,880 - WE'LL SEE! 302 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,628 - [GULP] 303 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,248 - SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO? 304 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,923 PLAY GAMES? TALK TO THEM? 305 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,170 - GIVE THEM SPONGE BATHS?! 306 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,420 - WHATEVER THEY WANT. 307 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,920 WE'RE AT THEIR SHRIVELED MERCY. 308 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,250 - WHOA! 309 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,043 IT'S LIKE A BIG SWIRLY TOILET BOWL! 310 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,575 - YEAH, THAT'S THE ENTRANCE TO WING 13, 311 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,127 THE SUPERNATURAL WING. 312 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,328 IT EXISTS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. 313 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,077 - ANOTHER DIMENSION? 314 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,377 NO MENTIONED ANOTHER DIMENSION. 315 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,078 - YEAH, WE STEP THROUGH THERE, 316 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,077 AND ASCEND TO THE HOME OF THE ANCIENTS! 317 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,417 - I HATE TO THROW A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THIS 318 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,630 ASCENSION INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED, BUT... 319 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,498 - WHAT'S WITH THIS SUDDEN DISSENTION? 320 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,043 - I'M HOLDING AN ABSTENTION 321 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,285 TO THE ASCENSION TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 322 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,875 MY MOMMY SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO. 323 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,878 - WELL, I WON'T WANT TO CAUSE TENSION WITH THIS ASCENSION TO-- 324 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:35,038 - STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU, JUST STOP IT! 325 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,712 [RATTLES] 326 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:50,748 - WHY THAT DUMB VORTEX ALWAYS LEAD TO THIS SODA MACHINE 327 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,003 I'LL NEVER KNOW! 328 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 OH, NUTS! 329 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,173 DON'T TELL ME I'M OUT OF ONES. 330 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,920 [RATTLING] 331 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,130 COOL YOUR JETS, GIRL. 332 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,788 I GOTTA GET SOME CHANGE. 333 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,495 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 334 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,753 IT'S LIKE SOMEONE LEFT HALLOWEEN IN THE BATHTUB 335 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,003 AND IT GOT ALL PRUNEY. 336 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,583 - YEAH, THAT'S THE HOME OF THE ANCIENTS FOR YA. 337 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,497 EVERY RETIRED MONSTER, 338 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,293 GERIATRIC GOBLIN... 339 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,075 [FART] 340 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,127 AND OLD BUGABOO ENDS UP HERE. 341 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,668 - OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! 342 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,210 THE BLOB HASN'T BEEN FEELING WELL, 343 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:29,002 AND NOW THE TOILETS ARE ALL BACKED UP! 344 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,543 - LOOK, LADY, WE'RE NOT YOUR-- 345 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,535 BILLY, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? 346 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,495 - YOUR MAMA? 347 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,463 - NO, DOOFUS! 348 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,462 THIS IS THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. 349 00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,002 OH! AND THAT GUY IS DRACULA-- 350 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:45,383 THE BADDEST OF ALL VAMPIRES. 351 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,710 AND THAT GUY WETTING THE CARPET 352 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,172 IS THE WOLF MAN! 353 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,998 - WHY YOU GETTING ALL EXCITED OVER THESE 3 OLD GEEZERS? 354 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:59,463 - YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME CHILDHOOD IDOLS! 355 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,633 - EAT SOME GRASS, DEAR, 356 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,208 AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 357 00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,672 - THEY WERE THE SCARIEST MONSTERS IN ALL THE WORLD. 358 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,960 - YEAH, YEAH! I GET THE PICTURE. 359 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,212 BUT A MODERN CHILD SUCH AS MYSELF 360 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:16,332 IS NO LONGER SPOOKED BY SUCH CORNY CREATURES! 361 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,077 - CORNY?! 362 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,077 YOU CALLING DRACULA CORNY?! 363 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,955 - MAYBE THE YOUNG MAN IS RIGHT. 364 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,882 PERHAPS OUR-- 365 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,708 DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS. 366 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,792 PERHAPS OUR TIME OF TERROR HAS PASSED. 367 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,165 AND WE SHOULD HAND THE-- 368 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,125 THANK YOU, DEAR. 369 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,498 AND WE SHOULD HAND THE BATON 370 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:40,963 TO A NEW GENERATION OF KNIFE-WIELDING MANIACS. 371 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,832 - NO! 372 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,917 YOU'RE THE BEST, 373 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,380 AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT! 374 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,538 RIGHT AFTER WOLF MAN STOPS ITCHING HIS BUTT ON THE FLOOR. 375 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,043 ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL GET GOING. 376 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,625 - [GRUNTING] 377 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:58,128 - OH, YEAH. CAN ANYONE BREAK A 20? 378 00:16:58,917 --> 00:16:59,827 UH, DRACULA, 379 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,167 YOU SURE THE SUN'S NOT BOTHERING YOU? 380 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,460 - DRACULA IS DOWN WITH GOING OUT ON THE TOWN. 381 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:08,502 'CAUSE DRACULA IS IN THE MOOD... 382 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,043 TO MEET SOME FINE, FINE LADIES. 383 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:15,035 - AND WOLFIE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING THE EXERCISE, TOO! 384 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,325 - [BARKING] 385 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,627 - WHERE ARE WE GOING, GRIM? 386 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,208 - I GOT A PLAN TO BOOST THE ANCIENTS' SELF-ESTEEM. 387 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,922 - HEY, SKELETON MAN! 388 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,710 CHECK OUT DRACULA'S SMOOTH MOVES. 389 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,212 MMM! HEY! 390 00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,962 HEY! HUH! HA HA! 391 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,578 - YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE, DRACULA. 392 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,707 NOW, IF WE COULD JUST KEEP WALKING. 393 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,172 - UH! YEAH! 394 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,210 DRACULA IS SMOKIN'! 395 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,042 HA HA! 396 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,075 - UH, DRACULA, 397 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,667 I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THE SUN. 398 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,460 - NO WAY. 399 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,132 DRACULA IS ON FIRE! 400 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,785 - FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! 401 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,875 - [BARKING] 402 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,248 - WOLF MAN, COME BACK! 403 00:17:56,250 --> 00:18:00,420 - MOMMY, THERE'S AN OLD, UGLY DOG CHASING US. 404 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,500 - DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 405 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,923 MOMMY WILL PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY. 406 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,080 [TIRES SQUEAL] 407 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,207 [HIGH PITCHED YELPING] 408 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,752 - FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! 409 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,293 - OH! SOMETHING'S COOKING! 410 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,035 SMELLS GOOD. 411 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,035 SPICY. 412 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,035 - [HEAVES] 413 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,325 [HOOTING] 414 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,707 - I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS 415 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,422 FOR COMING DOWN TO DEAD MAN'S LAKE 416 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,330 FOR THIS EVENING OF FREE FOOD, 417 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,167 FUN, AND GHOST STORIES. 418 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,080 - WHERE'S THE FREE FOOD? 419 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,207 - THERE IS NO FOOD. 420 00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:35,712 BEFORE WE BEGIN, 421 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,172 ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS... 422 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,040 THAT AREN'T ABOUT THE FOOD? 423 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,543 YES, YOU, LITTLE GIRL. 424 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:46,035 - WILL THERE BE ANY MONSTERS JUMPING OUT AT US? 425 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,165 - GOOD QUESTION. 426 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,000 NO. 427 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,213 NO MONSTERS WILL JUMP OUT AT US. 428 00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:54,002 ESPECIALLY NOT FROM BEHIND THAT BIG BUSH OVER THERE. 429 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,133 SO, FEEL FREE TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. 430 00:18:56,208 --> 00:19:01,038 - HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE A REAL FIRE, YO? 431 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:01,915 - UH... 432 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,210 BECAUSE FIRE IS BAD. 433 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,172 - FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! 434 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,000 - BOY, THESE WOODS REALLY ECHO, EH? 435 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,673 - [HEAVING COUGHS] 436 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:18,463 - I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THEM BRAZILIAN COUGHING BUSHES. 437 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,002 HANG ON FOR ONE SECOND. 438 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,543 I GOTTA GO TINKLE. 439 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,075 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMOTION? 440 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,497 - WOLF MAN ATE A SQUIRREL IN ONE BITE. 441 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,833 DRACULA TRIED TO TELL HIM TO CHEW, 442 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:27,997 BUT HE DON'T LISTEN TO DRACULA. 443 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,503 - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO GET THEM KIDS IN THE RIGHT MOOD, 444 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,253 BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY QUITE. 445 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,423 - YOU DON'T GOTTA TELL DRACULA WHAT TO DO. 446 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,710 DRACULA WAS BORN KNOWING WHAT TO DO. 447 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,252 - JUST KEEP QUIET! 448 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,167 OK. 449 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,420 NOW, FOR THE GHOST STORY. 450 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,960 IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. 451 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,172 THESE 4 TEENAGERS AND THEIR DOG 452 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,380 WERE RIDING IN THEIR MYSTERY VAN 453 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,998 WHEN IT SUDDENLY BROKE DOWN... 454 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,423 - YOU KNOW, MANDY, 455 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,500 IF YOU GET SCARED, 456 00:19:56,583 --> 00:20:00,213 FEEL FREE TO GRAB ONTO MY HAND, YO. 457 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,042 - THEY TOOK SHELTER IN A HAUNTED OUTHOUSE 458 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,205 BUILT ON AN ANCIENT-- 459 00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:05,172 - HURRY UP! 460 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,080 DRACULA'S KNEE IS STARTING TO HURT. 461 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:11,037 - THE OUTHOUSE WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT TACO STAND. 462 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,745 THE WALLS OOZED SALSA VERDI. 463 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,923 THE CEILING WAS COVERED IN-- 464 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,580 - [SINGING SCALES] 465 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,212 - 'SCUSE ME A SEC. 466 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,792 I GOTTA TINKLE... 467 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:24,785 AGAIN. 468 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,245 - WE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT YET? 469 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,213 - NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 470 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:32,082 - JUST TRYING TO SET THE MOOD WITH SOME MUSIC, DEAR. 471 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,037 - WELL, PLEASE DON'T, OK?! 472 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,205 LISTEN TO ME... 473 00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:36,462 [MUTTERING] 474 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,382 - WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE GRIM IS SAYING TO THE BUSH? 475 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:44,208 - MAYBE HE'S APOLOGIZING FOR PEEING ON IT SO MUCH. 476 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,995 - BRIDE'S LEG FELL OFF! 477 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083 DON'T WORRY! 478 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,577 DRACULA TRY AND FIX IT! 479 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,575 - OK, BACK TO THE-- 480 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,247 - DRACULA WANT TO KNOW IF YOU GOT ANY GLUE? 481 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,633 - THEIR HOME TO-- 482 00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,578 - OR STAPLES! 483 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,957 DRACULA CAN MAKE DO WITH STAPLES. 484 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,292 - [HACKING COUGH] 485 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,785 - WOLF MAN ATE UP ANOTHER SQUIRREL AGAIN. 486 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,995 DRACULA TRIED TO STOP HIM. 487 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,963 GET YOUR BIG BUTT OUT OF DRACULA'S FACE, WOMAN! 488 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,882 - ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! 489 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,078 I'M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE! 490 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,787 YOU HEAR ME? DONE WITH YOU! 491 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,785 EXPECT ME TO HELP WHEN YOU KEEP ACTING UP. 492 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,285 STUPID WOLF MAN! 493 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,915 DRACULA, YOU-- 494 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,130 - HEY, KIDS! 495 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,788 WANT TO SEE DRACULA DANCE? 496 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,955 - [CHEERING] 497 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,212 - HEY! 498 00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:30,962 YEAH! HA! 499 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:43,998 - THE ROAD TO STUPID IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS. 500 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,075 - GRIM REAPER, 501 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,997 THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY 502 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:53,133 OF ABANDONING OLD PEOPLE AND CHILDREN IN THE WOODS. 503 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,418 - OH, YOU HONOR, 504 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,460 I'M SURE THEY WILL TURN UP SOON-- 505 00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:00,172 HOPEFULLY ALIVE AND UNEATEN BY BEARS. 506 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,250 HA. 507 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,043 - BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD COURT, 508 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:07,245 I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS 509 00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,583 OF DANCING! 510 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:10,537 - MMM! 511 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,575 MOVE YOUR ELBOWS MORE LIKE DRACULA! 512 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,207 UH! YEAH! 513 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,002 HA HA! HIT THAT! 514 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:20,542 - PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND 515 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,995 FOR AN INFORMAL SURVEY? 516 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,083 WHICH OF THESE IS SCARIER? 517 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:27,037 THESE REALLY SCARY MONSTERS... 518 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,535 - [MOANING AND GROANING] 519 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,375 - WOOF! 520 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,328 - OR THIS GLASS OF WATER? 521 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,127 - WATER?! 522 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,078 - LOOK. I'LL GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS. 523 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,327 5 BUCKS TO SAY THEY'RE SCARIER THAN THE WATER. 524 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:39,167 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 525 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,170 - DRACULA'S THIRSTY. 526 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,080 GONNA DRINK THIS WATER. 527 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,877 - DRACULA, PLEASE DON'T! 528 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,668 - YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF DRACULA! 529 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,170 DRACULA'S A GROWN MAN, 530 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,920 CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS! 531 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,040 - CAN I PLEASE GO NOW? 532 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,455 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 533 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,382 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--