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- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."

- Hut, hut!

- No. No way!

- Are we gonna have to build
houses after this?

- Ugh.

- I don't think that Yolanda
knows that Lisa Rinna knows

about Yolanda saying
that Lisa Rinna is bipolar.

You guys okay now,
you and Lisa Rinna?

- Yeah. Let's not start
about this again.

- I did see the email.

- And CC'ing all of you?

No one's questioning whether
she has Lyme disease.

I've always said that.

I thought she always
makes a point to say,

"If you have a problem,
we keep it between us.

You come to me."

- Why would you say to Kathryn,

"Don't get tangled in my web"?

- Honestly, I thought we had
spoken in confidence.

I guess we weren't.

- That's on you.

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,

but it's most important
to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends
believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- Don't hate the game.

Just marry a player.

- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What's going on here?

- I'm having
a small dinner party.

- Who all's coming?

- Lisa Rinna's coming.

- Oh, nice. I love her.

- She's cool.

Kathryn, a blonde... tall blonde,
she's coming.

I'm having this dinner party

so everybody can meet Tom
at one time.

Lisa Vanderpump and her husband
are coming.

And I'm not happy about what
Kathryn told Lisa Vanderpump.

[sighs] - Which one's she?

She's the brunette.
- She's the British one.

But I'ma be the big girl
and the classy girl

and invite everybody over.

Hold on one second.
Yolanda's calling me, hang on.

Hey, sweetie.

- Hi, beautiful.

- Uh-oh, you don't
feel good, do you?

- No.

- Oh, man.

You don't have to come
to this tonight.

I can already tell
you don't feel good.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, of course I'm sure.

- But I feel so bad.

My eyes are swollen.
I'm not seeing well.

I'm just not having a good day.

I'd try to rest
and pull it together,

but I just... I can't get up.

- That's fine.
I love you, I'll see you soon.

It's not a problem. - Okay.

Okay, we'll talk tomorrow.
Love you. Sorry.

- Bye-bye.

She's struggling.

- Listen, she would've
been here in a second

had you said,
"I need you, please come."

- Oh, my God, could you imagine?
"Get out of bed!"

- "Get over here. I need you!"

- "Get your ass all the way
over here... I need you!"

[upbeat music]

- Hello, hello.

- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi, sweets.

Ooh, I got to, like,
"scoozie" in here.

- Let me help you.

- Thank you. Hi.

- Mwah.

- You look so pretty.

- Thank you. So do you.

- 'Cause I wore my leopard.

- I love it.

- I felt a little bit like I had
already hit my leopard quota,

but I've decided
there's no such thing.

- No. There is no such thing.

- Yeah. How are you?

- I'm good. I'm good.

I'm really anxious to go
and meet the husband.

- [laughs]

- I really am.
- "The husband."

- It's funny,
because all I know is

that he's 30-some years
older than Erika

and so conservative
with his work.

There's a part of me
that's like, "Gosh, you know,

"he's so open-minded
to, like, be married

"to the woman that's
naked everywhere

with the dancers
grinding on her."

Go, Tom.

- Bet he's really super,
super, super smart

and has charisma up the kazoo.

- Sure.

- That's my take on him.

- Hi, guys.

What are we serving tonight?

- For our first course,
we have a salad... arugula salad

with some watermelon cylinders,
heirloom tomatoes,

and some feta cheese
with a sherry vinaigrette.

- That looks yummy.

Here's the thing, I don't cook.

It's not my thing, and
I never will and I never have.

- For dessert we have
chocolate pots de crème.

- Oh, good. I asked for that.

I have no desire to sit there

and measure the sháá out
and, like, mm.

I just want to eat the thing.

[gasps] - Looking good.

- Hi, sweetheart.

- Yeah, without a doubt.

- How are you doing?
- Good, babe.

- Tom's a gracious host.

He doesn't know anything
about the drama

that happened at Wally's.

Looking hot. - Mm-hmm.

- I don't tell him
catty sháá like that, so...

I think we're in good shape.

- We're good with...

- We're down to six.

They're dropping like flies
around here, baby,

let me tell you.

I want to have everybody
here tonight,

but Kyle's got Yom Kippur,
so she's not coming,

and Eileen's shooting some scene

where they're burning down
the building or something,

so she's not coming.

- Thank you so much, Seth.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Appreciate it... thank you.

Knock, knock.

- Hi. Oh, yeah!
- [gasps]

[overlapping greetings]

- I'm usually
the only one in leopard,

so maybe these girls are
encroaching on my territory.

[both laughing]

- [laughs]

- Let's get these ladies
a cocktail.

You can have...
What would you like?

- Oh, I'd love a glass
of champagne.

- Want some champagne?

Okay, so we're down
to six people.

- What?
- Six?

What happened to everybody?
- We were supposed to...

- Yolanda was coming
as of, like, 45 minutes ago.

- What happened?
- And now she's not?

- And then she called me,
she's like, "Erika,

my head is swollen."

- What do you mean
her head is swollen?

- Her eyes... like, her...
I FaceTimed her.

She did not look well.

- Hello. How are you?

- How are you, darling?
- Hey.

- Nice to see you.
- And, mwah.

It looks lovely.

Where is the crafty old fox,
then?

- Oh, he's running around
right upstairs.

He's right upstairs.
Hi, darling.

I stood by what
I said at Wally's.

I feel like you're trying
to discredit

my friendship with Yolanda.
That's why I asked.

- Oh.

- That's the truth. Okay.

And, you know,
perhaps she's moved on.

- You know, I feel bad,
but we've got a charity dinner.

It's at 9:00, I believe.

- Okay.
- You're okay with that?

'Cause remember, initially
I said I couldn't come, but...

- No, totally fine.
I appreciate you passing by.

- Yeah.

- Tuna tartar on a wonton crisp.

- Beautiful.

- Would you care for one?
- She doesn't eat though.

- Oh.

- Shut... you know what,
I'm gonna fááá...

- Oh, you... oh, oh, oh!
[babbling]

- I'm gonna smack you
in the face pretty soon.

Don't say that ever again.

- Are you still getting
an eating disorder like...

- No, no... [mumbles]

I'm just a person
who eats and works out.

- You don't eat, though,
Rinna, come on.

Whatever again.
- When I want to eat,

I will eat, and when I want
to drink, I will drink.

I do not like to be teased,
and I'll allow it for a while,

and then I get to a point
where I go, "Ah, done."

- Come on.
We're waiting for you.

I want you to go
say hi to everybody.

- I just jumped
down your throat, didn't I?

- It didn't work.
- I know.

- These people
don't even think you exist.

- Cheers.
- Where's Harry? He's...

- Harry's doing a movie.

- Oh, good.
- Yes, I know. I know.

- And Donnie's in a meeting?

- Donnie is at a...
- Cheers, Ken.

- Business dinner meeting,
whatever.

- I finally found this man,
running away.

Kathryn, this is my husband Tom.

- How are you?
- Hi, Kathryn.

- Kathryn. Pleasure to meet you.
- Yeah.

Very nice to meet you.
Know all about you.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, you're right. [laughs]

- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

- Hi, I'm Lisa.
- This is Lisa.

- Hi, Lisa.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm Tom. How are you?

- Hi, Tom.
- Well, you know who I...

- We're old friends, yeah.

Hi, kid. How are you?

- Hi. Good. How are you?

- You've been hiding from us,

leaving me with all these women.
- Well...

Yeah, that's really sad
for you. I feel bad.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

[laughter]

- Let's go sit down.

[indistinct chatter]

Let's put the dudes right here.

Tom, sit next to me.

- Baby, I love it when you
wear it tight like that.

- Ah. I thought that was Tom,

because he said,
last time we had dinner,

that I was a worthy opponent.
I'll take that.

- You remind me a little bit
of an alligator.

- [laughs]

- You lie on the side
of the beach, and then...

[both laughing]

You're the only worthy opponent
I have in life.

- Well, you know...
- There we go.

[laughter]

- So you've been here
all your life?

You were born here
and you grew up here?

- More or less, yeah.
At age five, yeah.

- Why did you want
to become a lawyer?

- Saturday night, 6:00...
"Perry Mason."

- [gasps]
- Oh, "Perry Mason."

- I loved "Perry Mason."
- Did you ever go to law school

or did you just watch
"Perry Mason"?

- Oh, my God, he went to law...
Oh, my God, please.

[laughter]

- It's a joke. [laughs]
- No, yeah.

- Do you know, it's funny,

my husband played
a lawyer on TV.

- "L.A. Law."
- "L.A. Law."

- Oh, yes, of course.

- And people come up to him
all the time

and say, "I became a lawyer

because I grew up watching
you on 'L.A. Law.'"

- Oh, right.
- That'd be cool.

- Right.
- You know how, like,

you take those things, like,
"What should you have done?"

Like, your best career choice
or whatever...

- Was that what comes up
for you?

- Always an attorney.
I love to argue, unfortunately.

I'm able to, like,
turn it around

and, like, change the argument
and convince someone

that's not even
what they started saying.

- Wow. [laughs]

Gee.

She can turn things around.

Is she like Houdini?
Is she like a magician?

- I just showed
a little card there, Tom.

- You might've just
showed a card.

- No, I think I picked it up.
- Did you?

- [gasps] Tom is probably...

- He knows me already.
- Oh, my gosh.

- I got you covered, sure.
- You got me.

You know me already.
- You, not so much.

- Oh! [laughs]

- More bread?
- Yes, may I have one of those?

- Wait, wait.
Trust me, you've seen it all.

- Oh, shut up.
You don't know that!

[laughter] Shut up.

- Rinna, he said you need
two breadsticks.

- Oh.
- He did not say that.

Did he say that?

- Oh, stop it, relax.
- All right, no.

- Relax, madam of the house.
No, I'm bustin' on her ass.

- She's a troublemaker,
and she causes trouble.

- She is gonna...
- Come on!

Lighten up. Relax.

- Come on, now.

- You said I was a sháá stirrer?

- Oh, that is not sháá stirring.

- You are a sháá stirrer.

- You know what that's called?
You know what that's called?

- What?

- A sense of humor. Try it on.

- Oh.
- Eh.

- Kathryn's being a bit cheeky,
really. [laughs]

That's why.
She's had a pop at you,

and you're just
a people-pleaser.

Now, come on.

- She's pushing it.

There are manners.

There are ways
to handle yourself

in another person's home.

- Wait... Are you kidding me?

- Who took my champagne?

- And I think that Kathryn
is being inappropriate.

I will tell you.
She's stirring up her sháá.

- What... wait, what are you
gonna do?

- Listen, I have glassware here.
- What are you gonna do?

You should be... - Oh, my God!

- Everybody will know.
- You never go after

my fáááing husband!
- Everybody will know what...

- Give her the sippy cup.

- [laughs]
- No!

Oh, God.

I'm gonna eat my breadstick.

- Coming up...

- Someone doesn't
prove themselves to you

by, like, going over and a...

- Wait a minute now.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out.

I'm not finished with my...

- Okay, well, fine.

- Well, good.
- I do too.

- I get accused of being... like,
not showing emotions some...

- But the... but it's not
that I don't want to.

It's just that
it's slow process for me.

It's not that I don't have it.

- Oh, for God's sakes, honey,
I'm only good

for a few hours of foreplay,
and then I'm bored.

- Well, I'm having
this conversation with her,

- Exactly.

If someone doesn't prove
themselves to you

by, like, going over
and above the...

- No, not that.
- That's how I feel.

- No, no.
- That's what I feel.

- But wait a minute now.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out.

I'm not finished with my...
- Okay, well, fine...

- With my diatribe, but...
- Your Honor.

- [laughs]

- We have a time limit,
your Honor.

- No, no, no.

- What the fááá?

Just relax, girl. Be yourself.
Let us get to know you.

You don't have to hit us
over the fáááing head

with your personality.

- But, anyway, so my...

I said to Donnie, I'm like,
"Honey, you know what?"

I said, "There's something
that I feel with Erika

the same way I felt
with you," and I...

- Well, he turned out to be
one of the greatest loves

of your life... - Absolutely.

- So perhaps we'll be
best friends

if you'd give me some time.

- What's the hurry?
What's the rush?

- Thank you. What's the rush?

- I am very passionate
and opinionated

when it comes
to getting my point across,

so when someone like Erika
closes me off,

now it's my mission
for her to be my friend.

I'm like... Erika, honestly,
like, I'm like... I'm like,

"Tell me how to put on
false lashes."

Like, I'm, like, trying
to talk your language.

Like, give me something.

- My language is false lashes.

[laughs]
That's frickin' amazing!

- I want eye shadow,
false lashes, lip gloss.

I'm like, "Come on."

- Kathryn, that's...
That develops over time.

- Throw me a frickin' bone.

- I can't believe the words
that were coming

out of this woman's mouth.

- Honestly... listen.
- Wait a minute.

- Wait, wait, wait,
I'm not done yet.

- No, no, wait a minute.
- Uh, dah-dah...

- You talk a lot.
You know you talk a lot.

- Yeah, maybe I do.

- You have to let people
get in a little bit,

'cause you talk a lot.

Kathryn is talking so much,

and she's loud,
and she's aggressive.

I'd like to muzzle Kathryn
at this point.

Tape would work too.

- All right, go on.

- Like, duct tape.

- Listen, you guys, I'm not...
I don't have a heart of stone.

I'm not an ice princess.
It's just I'm a cautious girl.

- But sometimes
it comes across like that.

I'm just...
- But I'm telling you.

But you have to listen
to what I'm saying. Like...

- Listen, I've been accused
of the same thing.

- No, but it's, well...
But is that a bad thing?

I mean, it's just who you are.

- Well, yeah, but, like,

I'll get accused
of being controlling.

I mean, you've even said...

- Of course I have.
- You said, "Oh, the web."

What's the web bullsháá, really?

- I can't believe these people
are sitting in my home,

treating me this way.

- It's nonsense. It's nonsense.
Like, it...

- It's not nonsense.

- I actually have a job.
I work 18 hours a day.

I don't have any time, lady,
for web-making.

- Do you think that I would be
influenced by someone like Lisa?

- You know what?
I was really hurt by the fact

you came to my house
and you said,

"Hey, I want to be your friend."

- Vanderpump?
- She's smart.

I think she engages
from the side.

I think she's a sniper
from the side.

I confided in you,
and then you tell her this,

and then she turns around.
- I didn't feel like

it was confiding. I didn't.

- Well, I did.

- Wait, let me tell you
how it all came down.

- If someone said to me...
- Because "casting a web"

sounds insidious...
- Time out. Time out.

- And it sounds duplicitous,

it sounds clandestine...
It sounds all of the above.

- It didn't... I didn't say...
- No, no, no.

- Who's talking?

- She was trying to,
but this is the situation.

- It's hard with you.

- I was really happy
Erika opened up with me.

I feel like I got to know her
a little bit better

the same way...
Don't roll your eyes.

- Why shouldn't I roll my eyes?

- Why are you?

- Why are you yelling at me
in my own home?

Why are you being so aggressive?

- Let me clarify what I said.
- Do you feel bad? No.

No. - No.

I've been told that I'm loud
and assertive my whole life.

It's nothing new
for me to hear that.

It's just who I am.

But there's a misunderstanding.

- What's the misunderstanding?

- If you would listen to me,
you would understand.

- Okay, go ahead.

- You're losing this argument
right now, you are.

- What does that mean?
- Hey,

do you guys do this
all the time?

- This is really rude.

I would never come
to someone's home,

meet someone's husband
for the first time,

and act like a fáááing ass.
I would never do it.

We don't have to be friends
if you guys don't like me.

That's cool.
- I've never said that.

- Oh, for criminy-ass sakes.
Please, now.

- I'm gonna chime in.

What was your need to tell Lisa
what Erika said?

- But why not?
- I'll be honest.

I'm gonna say something.

There's part of me
that, like, wanted to get

a reaction... from you.

- There we go!

Halle-fáááing-lujah! - From me?

- Why? I don't need this sháá
in my house,

and you know who you got
the reaction from?

Both: Her.

- True that.

- You didn't get the reaction
you wanted from me.

- Yeah, it hurt me. It didn't...

- It hurt her, and it hurt
our potential friendship.

- No, it did not.

- Yeah, it...
- Please, that's so dramatic.

- She said it offended her,
though.

- Yeah, it offended her.
- So however you said it,

it didn't work.
- And that's not cool.

- You didn't say it was
mean-spirited, but...

- Listen, if something
I said to you

caused this big a rift
between she and I,

why would I ever say
anything else to you ever again?

- I think, sometimes,
people take things

that are said the wrong way...

- Yes.
- And then they escalate.

- Tom has to be uncomfortable.

This is completely inappropriate

to do this when we're
first meeting him.

- See, that could be very...
- What about my web?

- Excuse me. Pardon me.
- You're right. You're right.

- I think I'm talking right now.

- Come on, Tom, you're acting
like the judge here,

and you're only a lawyer.

- Tom's pissed.
He's not into it, at all.

- I mean, I feel like Kyle
all of a sudden.

I want to go under my napkin.

- What about my web?
Get to my web.

I need your opinion.

- You know,
that's a both positive

and a negative comment. - Okay.

- In other words, positive...

"I'm running the operation,
baby."

- No sháá.

- Pardon me, Erika.

That's a very positive
statement,

to a certain extent, but...

- But I think it's negative
with the connotations

when it comes to a friendship.

- Well, it could be negative.
It could be positive,

- You're a good lawyer.

You are a good lawyer.
- The fact of the matter is...

- This is all
lost in translation.

When you said to me...

- Between the two of you... I know
exactly how I said it to you.

- And I know
how I said it to her.

- Then why is she upset?

- Maybe she doesn't get
the jest. Maybe... I'm not...

- Maybe, and what if she said...

- Oh, it's my fault? [laughs]

- It's not.
- You said it to hurt her...

- Well, may... why...
Then why is she upset

if it's lost in translation?
- I gotta go.

- Okay.
- I have to go.

- Thank you for coming out.

- No, no, I loved coming
for dinner, and I want

to get to know you better,
and I want to know

all the inner workings
of Erika Girardi.

- That's fine.

- She might not allow it.

[dramatic music]

Just saying.

♪ ♪

- I just don't know
what to say at this point.

You're all fáááing crazy.

- You have to leave.
- I gotta leave.

[laughter]

- This is not the dinner party
I had in mind.

I'm not happy,
and I'm totally embarrassed

for me and for my husband.

My favorite...
- No, don't do the right thing.

Do the thing you want to do.
Just come with me.

- Oh, my goodness, really?

I'm not gonna go
to someone's home

and start sháá. I don't do that.

I was raised better than that,

and I was really hoping
that these women were too,

but apparently, they're not.

You guys have your cars?

- Yes. Thank you, hon.
- Yes.

- Thank you for a great night.

I'm... hello?

- Ex... hey.

- We both want to leave now

because we're done
with each other.

- I'm not done with you.
- No.

[both laughing] Yeah.

I do think Kathryn gets a kick
out of pushing buttons.

I don't think that there's
malicious intent behind it,

but I'm done now.

I'm done with you. [laughs]

I want my own car.

I want my own bed.
I want my mommy.

Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus.
- [laughs]

- Do I have to ride home
with you?

- Yeah.

- No, I'm not.

- Am I that bad?

- I would rate tonight's
dinner party as a negative five,

because, really,
that's where it is,

a straight-up negative.

I mean, I don't even know
what to say

other than
I'll never be doing that again.

- Coming up...

- Her and Rinna both
told me that I'm

pretty much, like, a hardass...
Like, I'm tough.

- You are a little brute
once in...

You know, once in a while.

- Great.

♪ ♪

- Oh, that's genius.

- We need to get one good...

- One good volley?
- Volley going.

- Point.
- [laughs]

- Pickleball is an actual sport.

I mean, that's what
my husband told me.

Ugh.

Sháá. Out.

- [laughter] I suck at this.

I should be rather athletic.

- Pat the puss, pat the puss.
Drop it down. Bounce.

- My heart's pounding.

But I'm terrible at pickleball.
Terrible!

Ugh! - I know.

Oh, there we go.

I'll just do a little at a time.
- Is it yummy?

- Yes.
- I want to taste it.

- Yep.
I'm excited to go build homes.

- Mauricio and I got involved
with Habitat for Humanity

and Giveback Homes
through his company, The Agency.

We come here, we raise money,
and we go out there

and we actually help build
the homes for the family.

- When do we do that?
- Are we gonna do that?

- In two weeks
or something like that.

- I can decorate.

- I'm scared to tell you
how early it starts.

- I'm up early.
Don't worry about that.

- Okay, I'm up.
I'm up every day at 6:00.

It's easy to just write a check,

but going down to Watts
and helping someone

fix their home
makes you feel like

you're really doing
something good.

Oh, my gosh, my husband,
he just got back from Dubai.

- How was Dubai?

- He loved Dubai.
- Oh.

- I've never been,
and I'm dying to go.

- Neither have I,
and I'm dying to go.

- Everything I've heard
is amazing.

Everyone talks about it.

My husband was telling me,
he's like,

"Your store would do
really well there."

- [gasps]

Dubai's where it's at.
Everybody knows that.

I want to go to Dubai.

I will help you set up
your store in Dubai.

- Wouldn't it be fun?
- I'm like, "You know,

I'm gonna go with Kyle.
We gotta go help... you know."

- Okay, I am...
- Here, put this up there.

- Really dying to hear
about last night.

- It was horrible,

and I don't know
exactly how it started,

but Kathryn
and Lisa Vanderpump...

- Okay.
- Start, you know,

talking about "the web,"
and, "What do you mean?"

and, you know... and Kathryn is,
like, really pushing it.

- Right.
- Don't do that.

[upbeat music]

- What happened last night?
Did you have fun?

- Yeah, I had a night... I mean...

- [laughs] "Yeah."
- "Yeah."

- It got a little heated,
and Vanderpump

kind of, like, jumped on Erika
a little bit again

about the thing that I said.

Erika said, "Well, I didn't
mean it in a bad way,"

and I said, "I didn't
repeat it in a bad way."

- Was it said in a bad way?

- No, no, not at all.
- No, it wasn't, no.

- Not at all.

- Compliment or something
like that?

- Some people may take it
as a compliment,

and that's what we said.
- More like a positive... yeah.

- I think when I said
"caught in the web,"

I was summarizing Erika's
sentiments with Vanderpump,

and I really don't feel
like repeating

what Erika said
is a huge betrayal,

because it wasn't like
Erika said,

"Don't tell Vanderpump
I said that."

And then Erika's like, "Well,
none of this would've happened

if you just wouldn't have
said anything."

- I'm trying to defend myself
as diplomatically as possible...

- Right.
- Not show out

in front of my husband,
not be, like...

- Who thinks all this stuff
is ridiculous.

- Who thinks...
Who is fáááing pissed at me

this morning, by the way.
- Why is he mad at you?

- Because, you know,
I'm not allowed

to do that sháá, quite honestly.

- Right. Right.
- That's not okay in my house.

- Erika seems like
this really strong

and independent, powerful girl,

so to hear her say that she
has to behave a certain way

in front of her husband
is a little surprising to me.

I mean, my husband's not
telling me what to do or say.

Trust me.

- The whole thing was fáááed.
I feel fáááed over.

Don't pretend you want
to be my friend.

Don't say those words
and then fááá me twice

in my house in front of Tom.

It was just bad.

- You're honest. You're like,

"Hey, this is how I feel."
- Right.

- "Let's put it all
on the table and move on."

- Her and Rinna both told me

that I'm pretty much
like a hardass...

Like, I'm tough and I need
to soften myself a little bit

and be more girly.

- You are a little brute
once in...

You know, once in a while.

You know, you have your moments
where you're,

you know, kind of a little...
Small, little brute.

- So I'm gonna try to be
more feminine now.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna work
on my feminine side.

- All right.
I'm gonna try this shirt on.

I like it. - Great.

I'm strong, and I may be

a little, at times, loud,

and I can be,
at times, judgmental,

but I think I'm fair.
Nah, maybe a little hard.

- Is that 36?

- Yeah.
- I think that's good.

- I think that'd be fine. Yeah.

- That's good.

Good stuff.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- How are you?

- I'm fabulous.

How are you
on this gorgeous day?

- Gorgeous.

I've got no shoes on.

Barefoot. - Barefoot!

I am so happy to be
out at the beach.

- I've been working like a dog.

- I know you have.

- And I'm exhausted.

It's been great, though.

I've had so much fun.
It's, like, stunts.

I know. I know.
- See, that's so fun

you get to do that
after all these years.

- And I love it.

I've been doing these,
like, epic runs

through hallways
with, like, buildings

collapsing in the background

and explosions and fire.
- Excellent.

I am in awe of Eileen
being able to work

in the soap opera world or
in any acting job for 30 years.

No actor works
all the time for 30 years,

so it is really
an amazing testament.

- I wanted to talk to you
about what happened

the other night,
'cause it was odd.

- It was so odd.

- When I mentioned that Erika
had told Kathryn that Lisa was

kind of manipulative
with the web thing.

- Yeah.

- Just said that she feels
like she can

easily persuade people
to... you know, see her way.

- I don't think so.
Come on. I don't agree.

- Your reaction
was just so, like,

"Oh, my God,
of course she's not.

She's wonderful. I love her."

I was just kind of like,
"You know and I know

that she can be manipulative."

This is not a secret. - I know.

- And it bothered me
more than anything

that Erika's being thrown
under the bus

for just having good instincts.

- I really tried to be
Lisa's cheerleader,

'cause I really do love her
in so many ways,

but she really has done
some things,

and I want to be
honest about it now,

'cause I feel like
I was protecting her

and I've been protecting her.

- She doesn't need
any protection.

- I know she doesn't.
- That chick is, like,

strong as they come.

- She has some control
over me in that area,

and I allow it.

- Lisa is the first person
to say she's a people-pleaser.

I think, when you're
a people-pleaser,

it leaves you open
to people manipulating you.

- I've kept quiet
because I was hoping

to protect a friendship.

I do think that Lisa's
been manipulative,

but I think a lot of people
have been manipulative.

Both Lisa and Kyle talked
plenty about Yolanda

and whether she had Munchausen

or whether she was faking it,

and they sent pictures...
- Really?

- Back and forth to each other.

- Faking it?

- Pictures back and forth
to each other,

giggling. Absolutely.

I got a call from Vanderpump.

She knew I engaged
in a conversation

with someone who said,

"I think Yolanda has
Munchausen,"

and Lisa encouraged me
to express it, 100%.

Lisa doesn't do her own work.

That's a manipulation
right there.

- Yeah, well...

- I get it now.
- [laughs]

- I brought the Munchausen up.

I will take
full responsibility for it.

Would I have brought it up

if I hadn't gotten
the phone call from Vanderpump?

I don't know, probably not.

I'm sorry, I have been the one
that's been honest about it,

but they have played
their own part

and have wanted me to take
the entire fall.

People are not being honest,
and I call bullsháá.

I've allowed myself
to be used as a pawn.

Allowed it, 100%.

I don't want to hurt
my friends, but I'm...

I'm hurting myself in all of it.
I really am.

- I am just... speechless
and amazed by this.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

- Well, I've co... I've had
a "come to Jesus" moment.

- I can't believe that
Lisa Rinna's

actually going there.

- I'm seeing a lot right now.
I really am.

- To bring Kyle
and Lisa Vanderpump into this?

Wow, that's inflammatory.

- Coming up...

- My gut says, "Run
for the fáááing hills, lady."

- I felt attacked by you.

- But if that was
between you and me,

why CC...

- It wasn't between you and me.

Everybody was at the table.

You know, the other night
we had this dinner at Erika's,

and it was a big dinner...
She invited everybody...

And Yolanda didn't show up
at the last minute.

And I found out that afternoon

Yolanda had lunch
with Kim and Brandi.

She couldn't show up
to her friend Erika's house

that night.

She didn't feel well.

Now, I see that...

- I'm thinking maybe
it wore her out,

and maybe she shouldn't
have done that

if she knew she had
another commitment.

- I'm having trust issues
right now with everybody.

My trust issues are
through the fáááing roof.

- I see that.

If Yolanda's friends with them,
my only question is

if you knew you had
this big dinner that night,

why would you do that that day

if you're not feeling well
and you're sick?

- That's all.

- That would be a question,
but it's her business.

- It is her business.
This is my opinion.

You don't go hang out
with Brandi Glanville

and Kim Richards over Erika.

That's fáááed up.

Those are your friends?
Then there's a fáááing problem.

You know, Yolanda being sick...
Which I believe she is sick...

- She's sick.

- But I believe that we are
painted in a corner

because of that sickness.
I do. I do.

- Maybe you...
I don't feel that way.

My own feeling about it is that
because she is ill,

I gotta give...
I gotta give her a pass.

- See, that's... I...
- I'm giving her a big pass,

and I'm not ashamed to say it.

- Okay. I know.

- I have no qualms
giving that woman a pass.

- But that's where
I feel like we're...

I just feel like maybe
she uses that sickness

to her advantage
in a lot of ways.

Get a lot of sympathy,
and I know

she doesn't want any pity,
but boy.

Nobody doubts
that she is not well,

however I think that there's
a component

of her head not connecting
to her heart,

and there's something
emotionally going on

that is not being dealt with.

You know what I think?

I think there might be
a bigger spider web...

Bigger manipulation
when it comes to Yolanda.

She's the only person
I know on the planet

that has gone to bed
for ten months.

I don't know. I know.

- I'm not going there.
- Okay.

- I cannot believe
this is coming

out of Lisa Rinna's mouth.

She... it... ugh.
They're such big statements.

I don't agree with her.

It's not my experience
with Yolanda.

I don't feel that way
intuitively, instinctively,

on any level.

- No one else has to agree
with me at all.

My gut feeling... as much
as I want to love Yolanda

and be her best friend...
My gut says,

"Run for the fáááing hills,
lady."

She scares the sháá out of me,

'cause I think she's more
manipulative than anybody.

[upbeat music]

- How long ago were you here?

- The last time
I was here was 2009.

- I see.

- I'm overdue
for a hearing test.

- Yes, certainly.
- Six years ago?

- We're actually gonna head
into this room here...

- Thank you.

- And, Kathryn, I'll have you
seated on the left here.

- Okay.

- And, Donnie, you can have
a seat on the right there.

- Right on.
- Perfect.

I've been getting the tone
every once in a while...

- Okay.

- In my good ear that I got
right before I went deaf...

Like that [hums]. - Okay.

I'm 100% deaf in my right ear,

and I'm having a little bout
of vertigo right now,

so I get nervous.

- This is checking the response

through bone conduction. - Okay.

People are like, "Why don't you
wear a hearing aid?"

There's no hearing.
I can't aid it if it's zero.

- Raise your hand
when you hear the beeps.

- Okay.
- Okay?

[clears throat]

[beeps]

[dramatic music]

[beeps]

♪ ♪

[louder beeps]

Which ear did you hear
the last beep?

- Well, you know what?
The last one, I didn't hear it.

I felt a vibration
from this thing.

- Felt it? Okay. Okay.

- When I'm
in a loud environment,

the background noise is bad.

It's like Charlie Brown.

"Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah."
[laughs]

- So let's head
over to Dr. House.

We're gonna head to the right.

[upbeat music]

- You can have a seat
in the big chair.

- Thank you very much.

- So, how are you getting along
with your hearing?

- It's frustrating.

At dinner parties, of course,
there's always someone,

you know, who's ever sit...
I strategically place

whoever I really don't want
to have a conversation with

on my right.

- The worst part is is that,
when someone talks

in my right ear
and I don't hear 'em,

people think
that I'm being rude.

- I'm always on that right side.

- No, but I talk to him.

I get to talk to him
all the time.

I've had people say, like,
"Oh, my God, I talked to her,

"and she didn't even
acknowledge me.

She's such a bitch."

- There are these options
to try to take the sound

from the bad side
to the good side...

- Uh-huh.
- A type of hearing aid,

and that's one where you'd wear

a little device
on the right side

that would transmit the sound
to the good ear.

- Oh, they have that now?
- Yes.

- News to my ear... not ears.

Is that new? I don't remember
being offered that.

- Well, it's not new,
but it's better.

- The last time
there was something

where they drilled a screw
into your skull bone

like Herman Munster... attached
this thing to your head,

and I did not want that.

- You can always try it.
- Sure.

- You get a trial period
with them,

and if they work out, fine.
If they don't...

- I would love that.

That, to me, is golden.

I'm really, really excited.
It's like Christmas for me.

- We'll get you all set up
for an appointment, okay?

- Thank you so much, Dr. House.

It's always a pleasure
to see you, and I appreciate it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm just boiling your milk.

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

You're wearing
the perfect color.

- Lime green?

- [laughs]

Should never be
wearing green again.

- Hello.
- Hello. How are you?

- I'm well. How are you?

- Good. Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you.
- You look pretty.

I was thinking so many flowers
must come through here.

- I know.
- [laughs] Right?

- I-I wish...

- At least there's one upside
to this whole thing...

All the flowers. - I know.

Thank you.

Do you want a coffee or...
I'm having a latté.

- Oh, I'll also have that,
if that is an option.

- Okay, no worries.
[both laughing]

- How's everything?

Thank you for your invite
to New York.

- You're welcome.

- So are you... is this the thing
you were telling me about?

You're being honored, right?
- Yeah.

I'll be receiving an award
from the Global Lyme Alliance

for bringing awareness
to Lyme disease.

- Are you guys
all flying together,

or how are you doing it?

- We're flying
with Erika and Tom.

- Okay.

- It's important to me
for the girls to come

to New York
so that they can understand

that my problem is
millions of people's problems.

- Yes, I'll talk
to Mauricio about that,

'cause that be... I would like
to be able to do that.

Thank you.

I know we never talked
about the email.

"I'm coming out
of a three-year ordeal

"of living
in a mentally-paralyzed cocoon

"due to an infection in my brain

"called neuroborreliosis,

"something you may want
to research

"in case you care
or would like to have

a deeper understanding
of Lyme disease."

- I wrote it to you
because I felt that

you were the one that...
I felt attacked by you.

- But if that was between you
and me, why CC...

- It wasn't between you and me.

Everybody was at the table.
They were all there.

- Rinna wasn't even there,
and she was CC'd. She was...

- Well, in case you guys
wanted to go and tell the story

in the wrong way to Rinna,
I thought,

"I'll put her on it, as well."

I felt that all the women
were sitting at the table.

We all experienced
the same thing.

- I felt on the defensive too.

You felt attacked. I did too.

- Well, it almost felt
like you were trying

to instigate something that,
in my mind,

had already passed and had...

For me, it was over already.

When she wanted to hug me
and she apologized,

you know, I'm gonna move on.

I'm not gonna focus
on some crazy woman

calling me names out in public.

- I think there's a difference
between holding a grudge

and knowing when
to let something go.

- Thank you so much.

I don't think
she's a fan of Lisa Rinna's,

and I don't think she's gonna
consider her a friend,

but she wants to let it go
and move on.

- All I'm asking for you guys

is to give me clarity
in your friendships.

For me, I like one-on-one.

If you and I...
I love it that you came today.

- You know what,
I've always cared about you,

and I want you to get better,
and we all do.

I didn't really get
a complete answer

about the email, but I know

that Yolanda's sick,
and every day

really is a struggle right now,
so you know what?

Who cares? I'm moving on.

- Fun. Nice to see you.
- Mwah.

I'll let you know
about New York ASAP.

- Yeah, let me know. Yeah.

- Okay.
- That'd be great.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Coming up...

- I didn't know that
that was offensive.

[all speaking at once]

- It's that tired L.A. bullsháá.

- Kathryn!

♪ ♪

- Hello? Oh, look at you.

- Hello. all: Hi.

- How are you? Mwah.

[all speaking at once]

- Oh, look at that little dog.
- No!

Oh, no!

Get back! Get back! Get back!
No! No!

- That dog just took off.

- Hi there. Sorry.

- What's up?
Well, you look like a builder.

- Hey. Yeah, man. [laughs]

- I love the feeling of actually

doing something practical
to give back to a charity,

rather than just
kind of giving money.

This is really gonna have
a feel-good factor.

- Wait, where's Erika
and Eileen?

- Eileen's working.
- Eileen's working.

- Oh, she's not coming?

- She's coming, but she was
up first on "Y&R."

- Oh, and then Erika?

- She's meeting us there.

- Okay.
- Load 'em up.

- None of us have
fáááing manual labor skills.

Are you kidding?

- This is the first time
I've done this.

- It's my first time too.
- Oh, yeah.

- It's my first time.

- I don't fáááing do anything.

I just make a phone call.

"Hi.
Can you come paint my house?"

So tell me about what
we're doing exactly.

- So our goal is to build
ten homes a year,

but, you know,
every $5,000 we raise,

we get a build day.

We're not building
the whole home.

I think the whole home...
You know,

usually it's a remodel
or something like that.

You're giving back, and that's
all that matters, right?

- That's right.

[rhythmic music]

♪ ♪

- Yay. Here we are. Awesome.

- Ready to get your hands
dirty, right?

- My hands are dirty.
I'm that kind of girl.

- All right.

- Hey, how are you, Erin?
Mauricio Umansky.

- Hey, very nice
to have you out here.

- All right.

- Can we ask you guys
a quick question?

How does a family get picked
to get the house redone?

- We are looking
for working families,

and they have decent credit,

but their income
doesn't allow them

to buy
in the traditional marketplace,

and so we'll help them
build the house.

And so then we use
those mortgage payments

to build the next house,

and so they're
kind of paying it forward.

- Oh, that's...
- Paying it forward?

- Yeah, totally.
- We're excited.

- It's gonna be interesting
to see these ladies

who don't even paint
their own nails paint a house.

- See you later.

- Oh, Erika's here.
Go say hi to Erika.

- Circle Park... okay, sure.
- Hello there.

- Hey, baby.

- How are you?
- I want one of these hats.

- Hey, hey. Oh, hey.
- Hey.

- How are you?
- Good, thanks.

"Miss you." "Love you."
"Not really." Awkward."

- It's not about how fast we go,
but how well we go.

- Oh.
- Okay.

- Oh, yeah.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.

- Let's just get to work.

- I want this nice
floppy roller.

- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

[upbeat music]

- Is it okay
if we paint it pink?

♪ ♪

- I'm a little bit scared.

Okay, there we go. - Good job.

- So thanks for dinner
the other night.

- You're welcome.

- We got a little feisty,
but it was funny.

- Yeah, got a little feisty.

- Look, there's one of my webs.
Look there.

- Oh, no. Get in it, quick.

- Huh? Quick...
Another web I've spun, see?

- Quick. You're so good at that.

- Do you believe that,
how prolific I am?

- I don't know why
Lisa Vanderpump's

trying to make jokes,

but they're definitely
falling flat with me.

- I'm gonna put my web
all over you.

- Please do... not.

- Is there another way
to get down?

- No, we're gonna have somebody
hold that for us to paint.

- No, I'm scared. Oh, my God.

- Hold on, honey.
I'll hold you on the back.

- [whines]

I was holding onto this,
and it broke off.

Oh, my God. [laughter]

Now I'm scared.

I didn't think
about the getting down part.

I only thought
about the getting up.

It's not scary going up.
It's coming down...

It looks way easier than it is.

- Should I try it?
- No.

♪ ♪

- I'm scared to go
into that area

'cause of spiders.

- Well, don't come over here!
- Who wants...

[laughter]

- You better get
out of this area, honey.

- Oh, my God.
- Beware.

- None of this is amusing to me.

- Uh, way to get here late,
Eileen!

I don't deserve this treatment.

I'm really gross. - That's okay.

- Nice to see you.

- It's not really hot. Hi.

- You should stop
with the web jokes.

I think she's heard it
once too often.

- Is she mad?

- I don't know, but I think
she's got the message.

- I'm gonna go wash my hands.

I'll be right back.
- How are ya?

- She gets it.

Probably feels like an ass now.

Shut up.

Like, we've forgotten
the web, okay?

- [laughs]

- No, she may not have
the same sense of humor as us.

Did you not notice that?

[both laughing]

- I did notice that we were
the only ones laughing.

- Honey,
we'll screw this one on.

- Yeah?
- Yep.

- How was your dinner party
the other night?

- My dinner party is a night
I wish I could just erase.

- Tell me about your feelings
of that night.

- I don't find Kathryn
to be trustworthy.

This whole thing
about me saying,

"Don't get caught up
in Lisa Vanderpump's web,"

got turned into
something else too,

and now it's made into something
that it should've

never been made,
and you know what?

She and I cannot have
a relationship like that.

- I hear you.
- That is not fair to me.

- I know. I hear you.

- I was a little like,
"Wait a minute.

I wouldn't have done this
to you at..."

- And it's your house.

- That's what I'm
fáááing saying.

- You would never have
done that to her...

- Never. Never.
- At her house.

- I would expect
the same thing in my home.

If you're gonna come here,

I would want you to be
on your best behavior

if Harry's here,
because he's not always around.

- And then you want to say
to yourself,

"What are you doing?

Like, what does this
do for you?"

- You do what I started,
and I'll do around here.

- And that's why...
- I want to ask her.

She's right around the corner.

Would it make you feel
uncomfortable

if I called her over here
and asked her?

Talk to each other.

I mean, instead of it being,
like, a big mystery...

"wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah."

Just, like, talk to each other.

- I don't care. Go do it.
- Okay.

- Hey, Kathryn?
- So the trim could be darker.

- So you want to lose
the little one?

- For right now.

- [laughs]

- Kathryn? Kathryn!

- Yeah?
- Can I talk to you?

I forget that she can't hear
very well.

- I know.

- Okay, so I have to
ask you this,

and I don't mean to make you
feel uncomfortable.

What was up with you saying that
to Lisa Vanderpump,

telling her
what she said at her house?

- I was just curious.

Like, what is it that, like,
would make Erika say that,

like, she spins a web or...

- I was like,
That just doesn't sound

like a real smart thing to do.

Maybe you're getting off
on the wrong foot...

That maybe people are gonna
have a hard time

trusting you after that.

- You were there when I said it.

- It doesn't matter
how you meant it.

Words mean what they do.
She took it and ran with it.

- And I... but... but... but...
- And now... wait, stop.

And now I have a hard time
having a relationship

with that woman because of you.

- I mean, she really
doesn't trust her now.

- Erika doesn't trust Kathryn?

- Yeah. I mean, think about it.

She said, "I don't trust women,"

and then she shared that
with her,

and then she went back.

- Do you think that she's
really gonna want

to be friends with me?

Do you think she's really gonna
want to be nice to me?

No.
You took care of that for me.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

- I disagree with you 100%.

- Well, I don't care
if you disagree.

These are the facts.
- Listen, I...

- We're trying to have
a nice dinner party.

- My husband doesn't know you.
- I didn't bring...

- He's trying to get to know
you, and then you know what?

- I thought your husband
was lovely.

- He is lovely,
but how would you know,

'cause you talked
the whole fáááing night?

[dramatic music]

- I talked the whole night?
- Oh, please.

I'm so sorry.
You know what, Kathryn?

You admitted to me at my house.

You said it just to get
a reaction out of me.

Is this the reaction you wanted?

- That's not the only... no.

I didn't think that
that was offensive.

- Good going. [laughs]
- Shut up.

- Erika...
- But you see... between us...

- I know.
- Stop right now.

Listen.
Listen to what I'm saying

and really listen
to what I'm saying.

- This is bad.
I did not intend for it to...

I did not have any idea.

- Don't talk to me like that.

- Don't talk to you how?

- The way you're, like,
in this in my face.

Don't... please don't do that.

- Oh, or what?

♪ ♪

- Thank you, that's so nice.
- Oh, thank you.

- Seriously.
- Thank you so much.

- Do you think we're... we've done
the best out of everybody?

- By far.

- See?
- Thank you.

- I'm gonna be honest.
I want to like you.

I want to have
a friendship with you.

This hurts our friendship.

- I understand,
but I didn't read her right.

- No, you didn't.

How can you be trusted
if you just take something

and just run away with it
and just run your mouth?

I mean, that's not...
That's not being an adult.

It's not being a lady.
It's not being trustworthy.

It's just being tired.

That's that tired L.A. bullsháá.

- I don't want you
or anyone to think,

like, you can't trust me,
'cause if you tell me something

and... "Don't tell,"
you'll never hear it from me.

- But Kathryn, you have to know

that that wasn't
the right thing to do.

- You're trying really hard
to be her friend,

and then the next day,
you turn around

and share what she said.

That doesn't seem like somebody
trying to be a friend.

- Kathryn's full of sháá.
Are you kidding me?

Kathryn played
the tattletale game.

- Well, I didn't know
that that was offensive.

- But no... because...
- You know that's offensive!

- You know what? It's...
- Kathryn!

- A joke, it's a joke.

- No, but, it is...
- No, it's not.

- All right, all right!
- It's not a joke.

- Now she's all upset,
and it causes problems.

- Wait... okay, listen.

I say to you, Erika, "I'm sorry
that I caused problems."

Okay, I offended Erika.
I will own it,

I'll apologize,
but I've learned a lesson today.

These women are very sensitive.

- Can I give you a hug, Erika?
- I would say that.

- Yes. both: Aww!

- I don't really give
second chances,

but Kathryn apologized.

- We're good, right?
- We're not talking...

Yes. - Okay.

- There won't be a third chance.

- Jeez Louise.

- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I want to thank you all
for coming

to support the Foundation
for Women's Cancer.

- You can get those
for your girls.

- Yeah, how much are those?

- $79,000.

- Since your husband's not here,
I'll buy it for him.

- Thanks, Mauricio.
How about some earrings too?

All: Stop Yulin forever!

Stop Yulin forever!

- The consulate
is down the block

to the left. This is the...

- Yeah, this is
the community church.

- We are basically yelling
and scolding these people...

all: Stop Yulin forever!

- At a church.

- Both Brandi and Kim,

they've supported me more
than all of you together.

I don't have to explain
my friendships to anybody.

- Wow! [all exclaiming]

- So these jewels are here
full-time?

- Most of them.

- It is amazing.
Hook a sister up.

- I'm so happy to know
that you're still here,

four years later.

I love you.
I'm gonna make it up to you.

- We're gonna make big lemonade,
baby, tonight.

Okay? - Yeah!

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about the housewives,

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