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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Italy was her favorite place,

and I'm gonna bring some of my sister's ashes.

- Oh, I love that. - That is beautiful.

- My sister Connie was fighting breast cancer,

and she did not let anybody know

that she was terminal.

- She did really great.

It was a seven hour surgery, and it was really intense.

- Oh, how are you feeling?

- The doctor said after the 1,000s

of explants she's done, she'd never seen anybody

with leakage like mine.

- Katherine. - Hi.

- You know what's flashing on me more than anything right now?

- What? - OJ.

Katherine was married to Marcus Allen.

Marcus Allen was really good friends with OJ.

There's this rumor

that Marcus was having an affair with Nicole.

- Kyle.

- Do you know Faye Resnick? - Mm-mm.

- She's a very close friend of mine.

- I never met her.

- My feelings about Faye Resnick are not positive.

She mentioned me in her book.

Said that I was just some kind of, you know,

turn the blind eye kinda girl.

She says she knows me. She does not know me.

- Well, she wouldn't if she doesn't.

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- Don't hate the game, just marry a player.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I don't even want to go in there.

There are things in the window that make my eyes water.

Got my dark glasses on to protect myself.

- [laughter] - It's not funny.

[dance music]

- It's nice in here.

- Oh, my God.

- Hello, good morning. both: Hi.

- This is Lisa, by the way, my wife.

- Hi, Lisa.

- Well, he knows I'm not a customer.

That's for sure.

I'm kinda frustrated

because Ken has taken the lease without asking me

on this sex shop.

- I'm sure we'll find something fun for you too.

[laughter]

- I don't think so.

He wants to change this pleasure chest

into a restaurant.

I'm a gay advocate. I'm a huge supporter,

but some of this looks a bit bizarre, even to me.

- Yeah, but don't... We're not looking at the stuff

we're looking at the premises.

My idea was from the back wall there

to here, put a second... darling.

- Oh, my God, look. - I'm talking to myself.

- This is perfect for the little ponies.

Giddyap. Oh, that's cute.

- We're supposed to be looking at the space not the...

- What's this? A vibrating ducky.

- You're just limited by your curiosity.

- Are you serious?

[rapid clamoring]

I can't turn it off.

[laughter]

Sháá, okay, sorry.

I'm seeing all these whips and dildos.

I'd like to take that dildo,

and I would like to stick it up his jacksie

so we never saw it again.

- Honestly. - I don't want to do this now.

I'm gonna be standing here every day for a year.

Every day for a year.

- We don't have to be standing here every day.

We just decide how we're gonna do it.

I was thinking maybe as an English tavern... a pub.

- But who's gonna create it into an English tavern?

- Well, if we did the design... - Who's gonna design it?

Who's gonna create it? - You design it and then...

- It's not that easy. - Then we have a contractor

to do it, and I'll just watch the work.

- That's never how it's been.

- Yeah, but that's how it should be.

- The hoops I had to jump through to get Pump open,

ugh.

[hammering]

- There's two toilets inside,

but there'll be two in that corner

plus the urinals.

- Okay, I don't want to deal with urinals.

You deal with urinals.

I'm gonna deal with this garden.

- Thanks. - I'm scared enough right now.

For me to do another restaurant is a year

of standing there every day,

and I don't want to do that now.

- Come out here. Have a look outside here now.

- Okay, now I feel much better. - So, from here...

- Why do you want to do this now?

I thought you wanted to wind down.

- If you wind down, you die.

Keep going, keep moving.

Keep the blood working, and you'll stay healthy.

We could start Max off as assistant manager here,

and it could be his, you know,

in ten years time or five years time.

- Don't hit me with a weakness...

- No, but it... no, no, no. - Pretending it's for Max.

Put him in Villa Blanca. Put him in SUR.

I don't... I don't...

Ugh.

In ten years time,

I would like Ken and I to slow down a little bit

and really enjoy the fruits of our labor.

I don't want to work 16 hours a day.

You'll need a sex shop.

You won't be getting it from me.

- We'll talk her into it, don't worry.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I loved our trip for the, uh, Victory Europe.

- Oh, in London. Sunday Mass

in Westminster Abbey with the Queen?

- That was great. - How amazing was that?

♪ ♪

Got to see your blue eyes.

Hot, hot, hot.

Golly, my wife is fine. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

- [laughs] - Wow.

- Oh, my God.

I'm born and raised in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I am a Midwestern girl through and through.

- The... the light was just hitting you, like, right there.

There you go.

- I'm an honest person.

If I give you my word on something, that's it.

♪ ♪

Midwestern girls, we're wholesome.

We're the backbone of America, in my opinion.

And my morals and values I think are very high.

- All right.

[upbeat music]

- What are you gonna buy me? - What do you want?

- Diamonds. - More diamonds?

- Hey, how are you? - Hey, hey.

- Hi, Stan, how are you? - How you doing?

- You look great. How's your traveling?

- Thank you, sweetie.

Everything's wonderful. No complaints.

I'm the average girl.

I love a great bag, a nice pair of shoes,

a beautiful watch.

Show me something, I mean, just...

- You're here to hopefully buy something.

- That's right. - Let's see what we got in here.

21-carat emerald ring. - Oh, my gosh.

We don't give each other gifts just for the sake of birthday

or Christmas or Valentine's Day.

If we want something, we go get it.

How much is this? - $1.8 million.

- What?

That's more than my husband makes in a year.

[laughter]

Donnie played in the NFL for 14 years,

made a ton of money, and we've invested really well,

and we live a very comfortable life.

Wow.

Neither one of the two of us have to work anymore

for the rest of our lives.

[gasps] - Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How much is this little ditty?

- $3.8 million.

- Wow. - Oh, my gosh.

- Two-carat each. Put it on.

- Did I just get a little bit better looking?

- If Donnie got you that, you'd think he's better looking.

Wouldn't you?

- There's no telling what I'd do for you.

[laughter]

- Donnie and I have been married now

for 13 glorious years.

I love his confidence.

Football players, they're... They're sexy.

I mean, there's no two ways about it.

- 10-carat diamond studs. - Yeah.

- Wow. - Oh.

- How they feel? - Skip the last ones.

I want these instead. - Buy those earrings.

- $2,700,000. - $2 million?

Pick out whatever piece you want,

but just know that the renovation is going on

in San Diego. The whole kitchen...

- Donnie and I split our time between our condo in Brentwood

and our home in San Diego.

We don't have kids.

We talked about adoption, and by that stage of the game,

we just kinda looked at each other,

and we said "Let's go travel the world" and that's it.

Number one thing that both of us like

to spend our money on is traveling.

I want to see the whole entire world,

and I'd like to see the whole world ten times.

If I'm flying overseas, I'm flying first class.

Don't even think you're putting my butt in business.

It's not happening.

- So do you want that or do you want this?

- You know what? Honestly, the house...

No, that's... I'm really excited about

what we're doing down there.

Donnie won the battle today, but ultimately

I'll have a piece of jewelry.

- Mwuah. - Ciao for now.

- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Here, Portia.

What are you doing?

- I'm... so I don't fall.

- I can't keep doing this.

Watch out. [dog barks]

♪ ♪

You... now why do you use the crutch?

- So I don't fall, since I have one roller skate on.

- Don't you think that could maybe make you fall?

- No.

- Portia used to entertain herself for an hour

with a box, so it doesn't surprise me

that she's running around with a crutch.

I mean, as long as it's not a knife, I'm okay.

You can be my secretary.

[phone trilling]

Hello, Lisa?

- How are you doing? - I'm good, I'm good.

I'm just sitting here having a little spot of tea

with Portia.

- Oh, say hello to Portia.

- I was actually calling to ask you...

I'm gonna do a little barbecue here at the house,

just with the girls...

[phone trilling] Put your helmet on.

- Hello? - Hey, Kathryn, it's Kyle.

- How are you? - I'm good, how are you?

[crashes] - I'm well, thanks.

- Oh, I would love to, that sounds fun.

- Great.

[dog whining]

- Can I see... Can I text you tomorrow

and see how I feel?

- Yes, of course, of course.

- Oh, how sweet of you, and of course

I would love to join you.

- I'm hoping it's not awkward that Kathryn's gonna be here

because I always include Faye in everything I do

and I really like Kathryn.

- How old are you? - 46.

- You're a baby. - I am? Thanks.

[laughter]

- It was so nice the other night

when we were out at District. I loved it.

- I'm hoping that these two women

can start from scratch and not think of the past.

- Is there anything I can do or bring

or anything you need from me?

- You know what? I think I have it covered.

- I'm looking forward to it. - Okay, see you then, Kathryn.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna meditate for a second.

I'm gonna get a shower, then I'm gonna come back down.

I'm losing my mind.

I'm freaking out now.

- Yeah, with a kiss. - Okay.

- With a kiss of a tune.

- Okay. - All right?

- Yeah, okay. - All right.

- We're leaving for Italy.

We're gonna be gonna be gone for two weeks.

There's seven of us going. There's so much to do.

Jesse.

It's like a big trip.

I'm gonna bring my sister's ashes,

and get the boys ready, and it's crazy.

- Ah! - Hi.

- Look how cute you are. - Thank you.

- Wait, honey, we agreed, no suitcases.

- I have to... I have to go one suitcase.

- Why? You bought six...

- You don't know how much stuff I have in here, Eileen.

It's a joke.

[screaming]

[laughter]

- Really?

Jen... oh!

[shattering]

[laughter]

- What I'm gonna do is take some deep breaths.

- Um, so I need to repack my duffle bag.

- I know, right, and then I also gotta talk to you

about your mom's ashes.

- Okay. - I know.

- Do we have some tequila first? - I know.

My sister was a single mom.

I helped raise Annamarie from the time she was born

so she's like my daughter.

I put them in a... in a baggie,

and I brought a really beautiful antique compact

that I had that was empty.

Somewhat...

- It's okay. - Somewhat ceremonial.

- I'm just gonna butter toast and not cry.

- Somewhat ceremonial.

I'm hoping that by scattering my sister's ashes

it'll start a progression of further healing.

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

You're wearing cufflinks to the airport?

- I have to do it... - That's weird.

Put your book in there.

Make sure everything's locked up.

Do you have the house... - I got it. I got it.

[gasps] - Do you have our passports?

- I have them.

[sighs]

- Are you sure? You want to check one more time?

- Say yes, anytime. all: Yes.

- Coming up...

- I'm not ready to have a conversation with Kathryn

about Nicole and about the past.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi, hi sweets.

How are you? - How are you?

- I'm good, how are you? - Nice to see you.

Both: Mwuah.

- How's everything? - Good.

Did it take you long to get here?

- Don't miss that traffic. - Yeah, no.

I-I live in it.

- Hi, ladies. - Hi.

- Can I get anything for you? - Oh, I want to eat.

- Yes, I would love something.

How about the breakfast scramble?

- And for you? - I was gonna have

the SB power omelette.

- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thank you.

Now you never did your lips, did you?

- I didn't. - Yeah, those are real.

- Yeah. - I thought so.

- Yeah.

- Those are, like, the real thing that I tried to get.

- But it was, like, it was torturous for me though

when I was young - I bet it was.

- Because they used to give me fish food on my desk.

And I was... I cried. - I bet.

- I slept with my face down trying to make them go flat.

- I bet. I'm sorry, but it's not even fair.

- I have zero shame in my game.

I get Botox. I get fillers if I get a line

that I want to get rid of.

I'm, like, looking at everything,

I'm like, oh, maybe I need that.

- So then, no, you come to me,

and I'll take you off the ledge

because, uh-uh. - Yeah.

I feel like I am moving my face.

I can't tell that I'm not doing it.

As far as I'm concerned,

my eyebrows are halfway up my forehead.

But you did... I mean, yours...

You don't do anything to your lips now.

You're over it. - Not forever.

- And you look amazing. - I tried to get it all out.

- I remember when she had long, dark hair

and before she did all the lip stuff.

But she's always had, like, that big...[screams],

you know, like, the Lisa Rinna.

- Oh, beautiful. - She's the omelette actually.

- Omelette. - Thank you.

- This is good.

- I always liked you. - Yeah.

- I mean, I always thought you were, like,

the greatest girl.

- I went to Paris when I was 17 years old.

I graduated from high school,

and I got the offer to go model.

And I moved to Los Angeles in 1984.

- We were running in the same circles.

- Yeah, we have a lot of mutual friends.

- Back in the 90s, Kathryn and I both were single.

We were feeling fabulous,

and thinking our sháá didn't stink,

and you know.

It was a fun time.

Oh, I know what I want to ask you.

Why did you decide never to have children?

Or not to... - We tried, we tried.

- Oh, you did try? - We did try for a little bit,

and it didn't happen.

And Donnie comes from, like, nine... a family of nine.

- Geez. - Yeah.

And so I'm around so many kids. - I'm sure.

- And I just was like, okay.

And... and he and I, we really are like nomads.

We just are like... we roll. We just go.

- We have a lot to talk about. - A lot.

- This was super fun. - I know.

- I'm looking forward...

- I think we've just scratched the surface.

- I think so too.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Rather than have the legs,

you would actually have to do a skirt.

- Hello. - Hi, Kyle.

- Hi. - How are you, sweetheart?

- Good, how are you?

- My God, I love that heart. - You do? Thank you.

- I haven't seen that in so long. It's beautiful.

- Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you doing?

- I'm Whitney. - Whitney, Kyle.

We were just talking about you, honey.

- Okay. - By the way, that, Kyle...

is something that I made for Paris.

For her shop... For her New York loft.

And that's what I would love to have in front of this sofa.

- Yes!

I want this dressing room to have a different feeling

than the rest of the house.

- That's one thing I have to say about Lisa Vanderpump,

the way she's got everything set up...

- Right. - Is super organized.

- I want this to be, like, a beautiful, like,

just feminine space. - You've got it.

- That's where Faye's expertise comes in.

So it would be, like, probably less than half this size.

Half this size. - Yeah.

- Is this glass? Faye is like family.

She's there for all the family holidays,

the good times, the bad times,

the parties.

She's always there for me.

Don't worry, it's gonna be fine on Saturday.

- Why?

- [laughs] - You're giving me schpilkas.

Why?

- I met Kathryn Edwards the other day.

I knew she was married to Marcus Allen.

Kathryn seems very nice.

That's why I invited her to my barbecue.

- I'm not about ready to have a conversation

with Kathryn or anyone else for that matter...

- Then you don't have to. - About something

that was so painful for me. - I totally agree.

I knew Faye before the OJ trial.

Faye was Nicole Simpson's best friend,

and Nicole had shared a lot of information with her.

That is a very painful topic for her obviously

and we don't like to talk about it often.

It's just too difficult.

- You know full well I'm never going to get

into a conversation about Nicole and about the past.

I'm not doing that.

I don't know Kathryn. - Yeah, and I mean...

she seems alright. - I'm sure she's a nice girl.

You know... - Yeah.

- But I don't want to have a conversation

with Kathryn over it. - No, I totally agree.

She's coming Saturday, so I don't think...

- Okay, good.

I want to make her feel, you know, good about it.

I don't want to feel uncomfortable.

- I know that Faye has no interest

in talking about something that happened over 20 years ago,

and I don't think Kathryn would either.

Anyway, she's not saying anything to me, great.

That'll be... I'll be happy cause I wanna have fun Saturday.

- Can we just enjoy ourselves, damn it?

[laughing softly]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We have lots to discuss.

Once we dock, and come back,

want to take a little road trip.

We don't necessarily have to go to the Blue Gratto in Capri.

There's another grotto.

The Grotto dello Smeraldo. Smelderelda.

That doesn't sound good, I know.

It sounds awful, but it's the second biggest grotto.

- It sounds like Pig Latin in Italian.

Honey, I've got things I've got to do this morning.

I'm doing my sister's ashes before we go.

As much as my sister loved Italy and everything,

it seemed like the perfect time to start

spreading her ashes at different places she loved.

Just being here with my family,

it's a dream come true,

but I have my sister's ashes to scatter.

That's definitely hanging over my head.

I mean, I know she's not there any more,

but it's...

It's not easy.

Connie was diagnosed with breast cancer.

She didn't let us know she was actually terminal

the last couple months of her life.

Anyway, I don't mean to be a vacation downer,

I'm sorry.

I just didn't think it would be this hard.

[somber music]

It's not just that she passed.

We have a lot of guilt...

because we didn't help her.

But we didn't know.

And I talked to her doctor later and he told us

that she didn't want us to know and so he basically

didn't tell us

even though he was on the phone with us.

You know, I think I'm gonna head down there on my own.

If I need you, I'll just come get you.

- Absolutely.

If you need me, I'll be there.

- OK. - If you want to be alone...

- I kinda just want to get it over with.

- Call me if you need me. - I will.

- I'll be by the breakfast place with the kids.

- Okay, perfect. - All right?

- Bringing my sister Connie's ashes to Italy

is a way of honoring her

and, um, a way of trying to let go of the guilt.

♪ ♪

I know I have to do this.

I know it's the right thing.

Okay, look, I love you so much.

I miss you. I miss you every day.

[exhales deeply] Thanks for being my sister.

Love you.

Thinking how much I love my sister.

She helped raise me because she's 12 years older than me.

Still feeling sad for the way it had to end.

♪ ♪

I love you, sister.

It's a huge release having done it.

I feel like I'm taking the first step

of honoring her and also trying to let go

of that guilt.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Hello, Faye. - Hi.

- How are you? Miss Resnick. Mm.

♪ ♪

- My OCD with the balancing of these candle things

is really bothering me.

There's not even a barbecue on.

♪ ♪

Oh, I like this.

It's like being magic.

Ta-da.

[dogs barking] Don't even think about it.

- Can we go over the menu?

- Well, they're gonna be here so I'm nervous, okay.

- And we'll do an hour of passed hors d'oeuvres.

We'll serve the first course,

the second, and the dessert.

Any time I'm cooking, and doing a party by myself,

I spend the entire night running around the kitchen,

getting people food and drinks and napkins,

and lighting candles, and I want to be able

to sit down and talk to the girls.

So, I have someone help me.

I don't like these leaves falling from the tree.

Isn't there anything we can do about this?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my goodness. Hi.

[swan trumpets]

[smooches]

[laughs]

- Hello. - Hello.

- Isn't... - Trying to make friends

with your swan.

- I know, it's a bit strange.

Come in. - I... it's not strange.

- It's like a slice of heaven. - Hanky-panky.

- Vanderpump's house... Oh, my God, amazing.

It is so beautiful,

but the swans make really big piles of sháá,

and it, yeah. Mm.

- I'll sit in the shade. - Am I older than you

or you... younger? How old are you?

- I'll be 51 in October. - Ugh, I'm older.

I should have the good seat, really.

- Do you want it? - No, I'm joking.

- Are you serious?

- Are you married to somebody younger?

- Really? Yeah.

- How much younger is your husband?

- Uh, 8 1/2 years. He always says nine.

- What's that like? - It's awesome, at first...

- Do you notice the age difference at all?

- No, uh-uh. I mean, skin-wise, of course,

but he's never gonna age 'cause black don't crack.

- Oh, okay. Really? - Yeah.

Can I ask her how old she is now?

Come on, then, let's go, shall we?

- Yeah.

- Hi, Faye. - It's so light outside.

I love it. Hi.

- How are you? - Oh, my God.

This dress is insane. - You look pretty.

- It's so pretty with all of the gray.

I love the purple. - The gray.

- Will you help me open the gate here?

Great, thank you.

It's only been ten days since I had my surgery.

I'm still completely wrapped.

Just put a poncho on.

You're supposed to keep your arms next to your body

for two weeks.

- Oh... - Oh, my God.

I thought you said barbecue.

- I know, but you know. - You look beautiful.

- You guys look way too cute for a barbecue.

Uh, this doesn't look very casual, Kyle.

Everybody's wearing makeup and looking gorgeous,

and here's Plain Jane.

You guys look beautiful.

- And I'm only wearing heels 'cause I'm...

- I'm in my flip-flops.

[upbeat music]

[doorbell rings] - Get away.

[dog barking]

- Hi. - Hello.

- Oh, my God, look how gorgeous you look.

Come on in, my dogs are... Get back.

- You look beautiful, Kyle. - Thank you.

- You said barbecue. I said casual.

- But you know what? I had on jeans

and I wasn't feeling it so I had to change.

- Well, you look great. - But, I'm actually

not barbecuing any food either.

- I show up in, like, barbecue wear

and this bitch has on, like, a kaftan.

- Thank you. - I didn't get the memo.

Look at who it is.

- The bright nails and the shoes.

- Wow. - You know what?

Let me tell you something. She says "barbecue,"

I'm thinking, like, jeans, and this... I hate her.

- Well, look at me. I'm in my pajamas, in my...

- I'm actually not barbecuing anything.

- Where's the fáááing barbecue?

Growing up in Atlanta, if you invite someone over

for a barbecue, you fáááing have barbecue.

- I'm gonna stop using the word barbecue.

- How you feeling? - I don't know. I'm up.

I'm just so happy to be up. - You look good.

Yolanda had a really aggressive surgery.

I saw all the pictures.

But, you know, to be up and out is great.

- You look so good. - Thank you.

- So good. - Thank you.

[knocking]

- Oh, it's a fancy party.

- Hi, everybody. - There she is.

- And Yolanda, hello.

- Can you believe this? - Hi.

- Hello. - How are you?

- You look gorgeous. - You look amazing.

- Hi. - Hello, baby.

I didn't know you'd be here.

What a nice surprise.

I've said things about Yolanda.

"True Munchausen syndrome fits within the sub-class

"of fictitious disorder wherein those affected

"feign disease, illness, or psychological trauma

to draw attention, sympathy, or reassurance to themselves."

Oh, God.

And Faye. Guilty.

And beautiful. - I saw you.

- I saw you but...

- I'm aware that Lisa Rinna is debating my Lyme disease.

- The don't know really what it is or...

- And later Lisa Rinna came to us

and said something bad, so she wanted

to say something to you. - You know what?

I can't even... I can't even.

But that's not where I want to put my energy today.

- So let me ask you a question. I'm so curious.

Tell me if this is too... Too much uh...

- Information? - What does it feel like

having it all the sudden... - Uh, it's flat, honey.

There's nothing there. - 'Cause it doesn't look flat.

- You know, it's different. 26 years of these...

Anwar calls it the roadblocks.

He said, "Mom, this is why you couldn't get...

You know, well, because you had two big roadblocks.

- Now I saw you say no nail polish.

What does that mean? Why no nail polish?

- All toxins are, like, not good for me.

You know, so no more nail polish, no hair color,

no make-up. - No hair color?

- No fun. [laughter]

[overlapping chatter]

- I am like... I'm a corpse walking.

- Where the hell's my silicon going?

- Well, you'll know. Let me tell you,

you'll know when it hits your brain.

- Fááá. - Okay, this is not good.

- I mean, we're all fáááed. - I'm getting nervous.

I'll just say it now.

- Would you get me a drink? - What would you like?

- Get her a double. She needs a double.

- No one offered you a drink? - No one.

- This is, like, the most women I'm hanging around.

- I-I, oh, me too. - I'm always around men.

- I'm actually a man in a woman's body.

- Me too. - No, I am.

That was my line. - Okay.

Well, it can be your line, but I am.

- No, I am. - All right.

She is not a man in a woman's body.

She's got the hair and the pink gloss.

Thank you.

That's a woman in a woman's body.

I was sticking to the seat in there.

- Oh, that's attractive. Isn't it?

- Yeah.

- Oh, this is my friend Jana, also Lisa's friend.

All: Hi. - Good to see you.

Nice to meet you.

- I'm Jennifer We've met before.

It's been a while since I've seen you.

- How are you? - I'm good, thank you.

- Aha.

Hello... Oh, wow.

- I know you don't care about me, but...[smooches]

- Hi, look at you.

- Faye Resnick's here. I'm not surprised.

She's a very dear friend of Kyle's,

and I know it's coming if I'm gonna be hanging out

with Kyle. I know I'm gonna meet her.

- Hi. - How are you?

- Hi. - I'm well.

- I never heard of Faye Resnick until she wrote a book.

Faye alleged that my ex-husband Marcus Allen

had an affair with Nicole Simpson.

It was nobody's fáááing business

and the fact that she had never met me

and wrote that I knew about it,

and that I turned a cheek to it,

is disgusting.

- Nice to see you. - I'm not here to pick a fight,

but I'm also not here to roll over.

I'm not here to make nice nice and act like I don't care

what went on.

Yeah.

- Coming up...

- What's going on with Anwar and Bella's Lyme disease?

- I don't know. If she says it's true, then...

- What does Mohamed say? - No.

♪ ♪

- Mwuah, nice to see you - I'm good. I'm good.

- You know Faye? Did you say hi?

- I have never met her. You asked me that the other day.

- Faye. - Yeah.

- You know... You don't know Kath...

She said you guys have never met.

- We never met. - Kathryn, Faye.

- Hi, how are you? - How are you?

- Pleasure. - Nice to meet you too.

- Nice to meet you.

The hair on the back of my neck is standing.

I have a flashback of memories and feelings.

I have anxiety for sure.

- You guys have never actually met...

- Yeah. - But I know you... kinda in...

- Hey, pretty girl. - [gasps] Hi, gorgeous.

- Nice to see you. - I love the shoes.

- Thank you.

- I don't know if that was intentional

or accidental, but this is awkward.

- I just got a pair that were not that...

That bright, but I... - Almost?

- Oh, they were... They were bright.

- These are obnoxious. - And I was like...

I'm, like, these are such Erika shoes.

- Hello, Faye. - Hi.

- Hi, how are you?

Miss Resnick.

When there's only a handful of you there for dinner,

and Faye Resnick's one of them,

I think she should have given me the heads up.

- It's so pretty.

- Faye was a bit of a bitch to me,

uh, at our 30th wedding anniversary.

You think I tell Brandi what to say?

- I think you're out to get Adrienne.

I think you're using Brandi to get even with people.

- I'm not... I opened the door.

- I just wish we would stop playing chess,

and everybody start getting along.

- Oh, okay, you've been talking to Kyle.

- I just think everything's just a plot and a plan,

and it's just...

- I'm really insulted by what you said.

I haven't spoken to her since.

[indistinct chatter] Mm.

- Hi. - Yeah, that's a Vanderpump...

- Hi. - Hello, hello.

- No one told me you were coming.

- I have the same ones. - Yeah.

- And I just had a little bit higher heel put on them.

- I've lost my wine. - A lost drink?

- My lost drink.

- Hey. - You want anything?

- No, I'm good I think. - How are you?

- I'm good, do you remember me from back in the days?

- Yes, I don't remember exactly where,

but I remember your face for sure.

- I think just from, like... - Modeling?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When we were still modeling, we were a little bit of,

like, competition.

The 5'9" blondes with the sporty bodies.

- What agency were you with?

- Elite. - Yeah, yeah.

She was just stunning.

You know where I saw you and I didn't get to talk to you?

At Rob Lowe's 50th birthday party.

- Yes, yes.

- I will say, I don't think she got every job.

I think sometimes people wanted something that was, like,

a little cooked down version

and that was me.

- By the way, these are mostly tequila, Kyle.

- I... no, I had no idea that Faye was coming.

- Are you out of here? - Yes.

- Oh. - I'm going back to bed.

- What about eating something? - Did you say going back to bed?

- Since, uh, our 30th wedding anniversary.

She was kinda aggressive and rude and...

- Do you like her or not like her?

- Listen, she's Kyle's friend. That's it.

- I met her long ago in... - And she's on the way.

- I met her... Faye, how did we meet?

- With, uh, Michael Levine at Dre's.

- Now why did you guys have a little thing?

- Who? - You and Lisa?

- I don't know. Oh, thanks, Rinna.

- I thought about it. - Oh.

- I think that... - This was three years ago.

- She's very protective, and I'm very protective.

- Oh, absolutely I am.

- Who were we... Who were we protecting?

- I was protecting Kyle, and she was protecting,

at one point Brandi and I think...

- Which was a great choice.

- [sobbing] - She felt intimidated.

- That's what she always says, to make it okay

for her to say her viciousness. - Okay, whatever, I'm not...

- You are so protective and very sweet.

[laughter]

- You're not supposed to laugh. - Wow, I'm sorry, but...

- She kind of, like, came at me a bit.

And I was... - No, but I didn't actually...

- She did. Which I didn't appreciate at the time.

- I don't have any hard feelings.

- Okay, good.

- And I'd like to just get past all that

because it's harmful, and we don't need it.

- Love these women.

They have a real go at you, real pop at you,

and then they go, "Let's just move on."

Of course you want to move on.

I would if I were you.

I appreciate just having some kind of resolution and...

- Yeah, me too. - I'm actually being gracious.

I'm allowing us both to move on.

- Okay.

- Is everybody behaving over here?

- Yes. - Yes, everybody's fine.

Thank you, Kyle.

- You being nice, Ms. Vanderpump?

- Yeah, I'm always nice. - I sort of started...

I didn't sort of start it, I started it.

- And now it just got awkward.

- Okay, bye, love you. - She says too much.

- Are you leaving? - Yes, I'm going back to bed.

- We didn't get to talk to you.

Where are you going? - I want to talk to you

at some point. We gotta go to lunch.

- Yeah, let's do that. - Yes.

- I'm happy to see her. - I'll see you guys soon.

Bye, see you.

- Happy to see that she's up and out,

but I'm relieved that we're not getting into anything heavy.

- Girls, grab your seat.

There are name tags.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God. Opposite you?

You going to behave yourself? - You love it.

No, I'm not gonna behave myself. - Okay, good.

- Oh, I love you. - Oh, you are so...

- Here it is, go get it. - Oh, slobbery ball

in your gorgeous shirt?

That's so mean.

- I don't care. Oh, she looks so cute.

- I'm happy to sit across from Faye.

Perfect.

I don't think she's as happy to sit across from me.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- There's very few people in my life

that I've, like... like, carried, like, a dagger for,

like... she's one of them. - Really?

[overlapping chatter]

- You guys, were you... Were you shocked Yolanda came?

I was really shocked she came.

- She looks really good. - She has energy.

She looks bright. - She looks happy.

- Right? - That's the thing.

- She looks happy, but I... She doesn't look back to...

- But she doesn't have makeup on.

- It's gonna take time, babe.

- I know, but she's got more light in her eyes, yeah.

- For sure. - She's smiling.

- She'd had massive surgery.

- Massive.

- Like, it's like being in a car accident, you know?

You hurt. So...

- How long have you known Yolanda?

- I met Yolanda right when she and David started dating.

- So, back then, did she have the Lyme?

- No. - It's new, right?

- But she puts it out there.

You know, she... She puts it out there.

I think it... it's a conversation starter for sure.

I think it gets confusing sometimes

when she posts a picture of when she feels good

and... and when, you know, she's on a yacht or something.

A lot of people have... They question.

- It seems strange to me that she's like,

happy selfie, sick selfie, happy selfie, sick selfie.

And also, like, I'm trying to follow her

on Instagram, but, like, I don't like seeing the whole

needle in the arm thing all the time.

- Have you... Have you ever spoken to her?

- No, I-I haven't spoken to her yet.

- You have to speak to her. You have to at some point.

- I'm going to. I'm... I'm calling her.

- I'm really glad you didn't... I want to thank you

for not doing that tonight. - Oh.

- Because if she heard the word Munchausen's,

it may send her over the edge.

- What the fááá are you doing?

I think Yolanda's gonna be pissed.

This woman is vibrant. She has a great life.

Why would she choose to be in a fáááing bed

with a bathrobe on?

This is really mean.

- Something that I was working out with you

when I came in the house that day...

- Yeah, but still, you said it.

You probably have to own it and talk about it.

- If the time is right and when it's right

and feels right, that will organically come.

I might not even matter.

- I don't want to be any part of that conversation.

I have indigestion just thinking about it.

- What's going on with Anwar and Bella's Lyme disease?

- Both Bella and Anwar, you know, have Lyme disease.

- I-I had never heard that, so...

- What do you mean you never heard that?

- Well... - She told me that today.

- I don't know, if she says it's true, then she knows...

- What does Mohamed say? - No.

- Mohamed said no?

- Well, he just said no.

That she's the only one that has it,

but I don't want to come between a husband and...

That's... I-I don't...

- That's not her husband anymore, by the way.

- Well, her ex-husband,

but one of my best friends.

I would like to thank Mohamed most importantly,

who's such a good friend,

and to throw this party

for my darling daughter. - My god-daughter.

- I'm just saying I didn't know. I didn't know.

- Your ex-husband is saying one thing about your children,

and you're saying another thing?

[exhales deeply]

I don't want to touch that with a ten-foot pole.

- He said he didn't think that they had it, but...

- He doesn't think they have it?

- No. I-I... - What does that mean?

- I don't want to get involved.

- I have heard that, actually.

- I don't know what that means though.

It's simple. They have it or they don't have it.

She said they have it.

Yolanda is saying the kids do have Lyme disease,

and Mohamed is saying that they don't.

That doesn't make any sense at all.

So she's saying that Mohamed said they don't have it.

- Let's not even... you asked me.

- No, I didn't say, I-I...

- I don't want to blow this up.

- Do they have symptoms? - The kids?

- I don't know. Let's not talk about her kids.

- What difference does it make whether Yolanda's children

have Lyme disease or not?

It doesn't matter what anyone else says about it.

It only matters what Yolanda sa... you know,

why are we questioning this sháá?

It's not fair.

- Does he not know they have Lyme...

- I don't know. Why don't you ask them?

- I'm not close with Mohamed.

- Don't make me come over there.

- Okay.

- I'm serious. I do not want to talk about it.

I'm not happy with Kyle pushing me

about Bella and Anwar.

It's not my business

and I don't want to talk about it,

so stop right there.

- It's just weird. To hear one parents says yes...

- Can I have another glass of wine, please?

- Hey, Lisa, when you were pregnant

and doing your "Playboy," were you showing?

- God, yeah, I was 6 1/2 months pregnant.

- Wait, how many people here have been in "Playboy"?

- I've been in it twice. Anybody else?

- I was in "Playboy," but not in the main...

- We're doing a survey.

- You knew Camille was in "Playboy."

She said it was lingerie.

- Have you? Wait, who has besides Lisa?

- Faye ha... Faye has. - What?

- She posed naked in "Playboy" after the OJ trial.

Oh, my God, that's who it is. It's Faye Resnick.

The morally corrupt Faye Resnick.

And I have to say that I loved your spread.

- I didn't spread.

- I take that back. - Did you do it?

- Mm-hmm. - You did?

♪ ♪

- Be right back, you guys. - Give me one second.

- I've never done it, but everyone's...

- Now that Faye's gone, what's up between you two?

- She capitalized on a tragedy. Horrible.

She wrote a book.

Faye put herself in this situation

right after Nicole was murdered,

and she wrote a book about it.

She posed for "Playboy."

I'm sure she loved the limelight.

I mean, come on, she was having her 15 minutes.

Blech.

She wrote a book back in the days, 21 years ago,

and... and spoke of me. - In the book?

- Yeah. - Good thing or a bad thing?

Is that a good thing?

- Don't act like you know me when you don't know me.

- The Nicole Brown Simpson murder it was a big deal.

Kathryn was included in a story that was,

you know, changed America.

- No. No, no, no, no. Ever never.

- So what did she write? What did she write?

- I don't... I didn't read it.

All I know is that there was something that was spoken of me.

- But you didn't read it? You didn't read it?

- I swear to God I didn't.

- But should you read it and maybe it would be different

if you had read it, you know what I'm talking about?

- No, no, no. Honey, I don't need to.

I don't need to.

- If someone had written about me in a book

and I was gonna confront them,

I probably would have, you know,

read what they wrote about me.

- There's very few people in my life

that I've, like, like, carried, like, a dagger for.

Like, if I ever get the chance to freaking, like,

say what I... she's one of them.

- Really? - Yes.

And right now, I am, like, "Come on with it now."

- Kathryn's ready to throw down all the time.

- Oh, honey, I will. I will in a second.

I'm the type of person that, like, ammos myself up.

Like, if you get in my craw, it's, like, freaking, like,

rapid fire, like... [imitates machine gun]

- You've already, like, planned it out.

You, like, thought of it. - For 20 years, honey.

- Oh, my God.

- I have to say something.

- This is something that's never been touched upon.

These two have never come in contact,

and this is some deep, deep, dark sháá.

- I have to tell you, Faye,

I've never met you before and I feel like I'm being phony

if I sit here across the table and not, like,

address the elephant in the room.

- Coming up...

- For me to not say something,

I would feel like I'm being phony.

- Well, there's not really much to discuss

at this point, is there?

And I feel like I'm being phony is I sit here across the table

and not, like, address the elephant in the room.

For me to not say something,

I would feel like I'm being phony.

And obviously there's history in a very...

Way back then when all that sháá was going on.

The way I was brought into it.

I associate that with you.

Stop looking at me. Say something to me.

My name was never mentioned in anything

until you brought my name up.

And so I was, like, "I don't know."

You wrote about something that I was, like,

some turn the cheek kinda wife,

and I had... you'd never met me.

You didn't know me, and I'm so not that.

I'm, like, in your face, like, confrontational.

If you have something to say, say it to me.

- I have nothing to say to anyone

about what happened 20-something years ago.

I mean, that was a very hard time,

and I mean, it was sad.

- Really sad. Really, really, really sad.

Tragic. - I mean, there's not really

much to discuss at this point, is there?

- For me to sit here and, like,

obviously you're good friends with her.

Like I said, it's an elephant in the room.

It is for me.

- I can't quite put my finger on it,

but it's like... it's like this if I were to physicalize it.

This is how I feel about Faye.

She's going like this.

- What happened?

- Long time ago. Long, long, long, long time ago.

- You're talking about the book?

- Obviously, I think that you would associate that with me.

- Yeah, for sure. - Right? Yeah.

- But nothing pejorative or any of that.

Not at all. - There is nothing.

- Good. - Okay.

- Do you feel better?

- Uh, yeah. A little bit, yeah.

- You know something? I really don't want to have

a bunch of conversations, you know, about this.

That's a really uncomfortable time in all of our lives.

- Yeah. - You know, it's...

I think that's something that should be discussed in private.

If I've done anything to offend anyone,

I'm sorry. I really am.

- It's a blanket general statement.

I'm not asking for her to give me some pleading, "I'm sorry."

There's a part of me that feels a little cheated,

'cause I was ready.

I was ready to, like, just annihilate her.

- Well, I just want to say I know you guys had an issue,

but I have to say you're an amazing girlfriend.

You are the girlfriend that is there for me

at 2:00 in the morning, 3:00 in the morning.

Like, one of the best.

- Thank you.

- Good. Good.

- She wants to move on. Smart.

But I will never be Faye Resnick's friend.

- You look beautiful, by the way.

- Thank you.

- Well, gosh.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Ah, you look so red hot.

♪ ♪

Ha-ha, you've got no underwear on.

- Whoo! - There you go.

- I don't know how you're gonna react to it.

You may say, "Get the fááá outta my house right now."

Somebody came to me with a word: Munchausen's.

It's when somebody says they're sick but they're not.

You could have said to me, "I'm having a dinner

"and Faye Resnick's gonna be there.

I'm letting that orangutan out of it's cage."

- That is really rude. - I don't like her.

- To me, it was really distasteful.

- I'm not gonna speak for her,

but she has a different opinion about that.

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