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- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I opened this store
in the Hamptons.

So I was thinking it'd be fun
if we all went together.

- I'm gonna go to Chicago,
Hamptons, have a good time.

Get in the plane,
go to Cleveland,

pick up Yolanda.

- Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

I feel like a big truck run
into me.

A lot of old silicone,

like, all the way
in my chest cavity.

I can only pray and hope
that this is the answer.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God! Hi!

- Oh, my God.

Bethenny and I have been friends
for 25 years now.

Tell me about this weekend.

We have your book signing.

I have to check on my store.

- Did you see
that Kim was arrested?

- Oh.
- Did you see that?

- I heard about the Kim stuff.

- Well, people are like,
"Why aren't you doing anything?"

People don't realize

you can't help someone
unless they want to be helped.

- When you met Vinny, did
you have to kiss him on the set?

- We did.
- How did the affair start?

- I don't know.
It just seemed like...

You kept going on and asking
more and more things about it,

"Is that when the affair
started? Is that what happened?"

- I apologize if I asked you
too many questions.

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,

but it's most important
to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends
believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs.

Just not crazy about bitches.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Looking good.

That's perfect.

- How's the front look?
- It looks great.

My partner
and I opened this pop-up shop

in The Hamptons to sort of test

out what it'd be like to have
a store in New York City.

Perfect.

Right? Yeah.

I can't even explain how proud
I am of seeing my name up there

on Main Street in South Hampton
with this beautiful store.

- Oh, cool.

Oh, my God.

- I should have texted you and,

like, "Are you gonna
be wearing red?"

- Why? But I'm not.
I'm wearing raspberry.

- Oh, okay. Oh, raspberry.
- I'm in raspberry.

- I'm wearing fire engine
cherry.

- Is anyone coming?
I didn't invite anyone.

Who'd you invite?

- The landlord and the city was,
like,

freaking
out it'd be too many people.

We had to just invite
our VIP people.

- Well, 'cause I'm, like,
the Justin Bieber

of the Burberry world.

- You're the Justin Bieber
of the Hamptons.

- How was your talk
with Lisa Vanderpump?

- I felt kind of weird about it,

and it didn't really help
anything.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

I kind of now feel like I
offended her, which is weird.

- Don't feel bad.

You're okay. It's great.
- You are.

You just expressed
your feelings.

- Hey, I didn't like the way
you brought it up.

It's a sensitive subject.

- Yeah.
- I know. I know.

- I mean, who cares?

- I feel like Lisa Vanderpump
has got Eileen over a barrel.

- Anyway, let's let that go,
and let's have fun.

- I think we
should have a drink.

Someone that says that to you
is looking for a reaction,

and, you know, it's up to you
whether you give it or not.

I don't react because I
don't really give a fááá.

- I have a feeling Erika
was a little wee bit offended.

- You are full of sháá,
by the way.

You were so appalled.

- I actually thought
it looked like good quality.

I was like,
"I'd like to be in that video."

- Do you want to know
my honest thoughts?

- Yeah.
- It looks cheap.

It's not quite getting it.

Silver, cheesy bed.

I didn't like the beats
in the back.

- I mean, yeah, those things
are, like, shocking,

but I said it's her alter ego.

- But is she trying
to make money off of it?

- She doesn't need money.
- I don't understand.

- I don't think she's really
trying to be that person.

- I disagree with you.

- I feel bad
'cause Erika doesn't

know Bethenny's personality yet.

This is just how she is,

but sometimes unsolicited advice
doesn't go over well.

- Here we are.
Kyle by Alene Too.

- Look at these sexy things!
Hello!

- Hi, you!
- Hi.

- Ooh, hot shorts.

- Kyle?
- Yes?

Hello, do you like that?

- These are awesome.

- They're very snazzy.

- You think they're too short?

- I mean,
in the right situation? No.

- I feel so bad.

Kyle told me
I insulted you last night.

- No, no, no. You didn't.
I'm a big girl.

- No, I know.
- It's not a problem.

- But I... like,
I've been thinking about it now.

- It's fine. It's fine.
- Okay.

- Is this awkward right now?
- Yeah.

- Bethenny is, like, "Well,

obviously she's trying
to be famous," and me,

like, I just think
she's just having fun.

Like an outlet.

- Well...
- Like yoga.

- No, I think it's
a little bit more than yoga.

- Do you do this 'cause
it's fun and it's a hobby,

it's an outlet,
or are you going for it?

Like, are you gonna
go and make a career out of it?

- It's both.
- You're going? All the way?

Good. I think yeah.

I think you should. - Of course.

- Okay. I think you should.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

All right.

Hi!

Thank you so much for coming.

- Hi!

How are you?

Oh, my God.

Hi!

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

- What's your name?
- Jennifer.

- Jennifer,
thank you for coming.

- Aunt Jane.
- Hi, how are you?

- Eileen and Erika.
- Thank you so much for coming.

- We're first cousins.
- Do we look alike?

She's... everybody's blonde
in the family, except me.

Thanks, Alison.

- This is for you.

This is your mom,
and that's Uncle Chuck.

- Wow.
- Oh.

- That's a great present.
- Give me a tissue.

- I love that.

- That is too much.

- Tiffany, you're just like me.

I cry all the time.

It feels great having family
here.

My aunt is such a connection
to my mom.

Thank you. - Bye.

- She always tells me

how much my mom and I are alike,

and she tells me stories about
things that I don't know about,

so it's kind of having...

Like having a little piece
of my mom here.

- I have something else.

- You do? Oh, my God.

Look at her with her red hair.

Do you know
when I dream about my mom,

I only dream about her
with her red hair.

I miss her so much.
- I miss her so much.

- All right.

Where's the trouble?

- Lisa Vanderpump, finally.

- Oh,
what are you wearing pink for?

Is this like a stitch?
- Oh, shoot.

- It's a different shade.
It's true.

- The color pink
is a Lisa Vanderpump-ism,

I'm gonna call it.

So you better believe
that I'm gonna come in

in a nice, big, pink dress.

- What's been going on
with you and this whole group?

What? Tell me.

- Well, you know,
we had a situation

that happened last year
with Kim.

- You're gonna keep your hands

to yourself and not send
me threatening messages?

- No, I won't.
But I was really pissed off.

- Okay. Then we're good.
- And you need to know that.

Somebody's gonna hold
you accountable sooner or later,

Kim Richards,

and I hope it's yourself.

I feel sorry for you.

I feel somewhat responsible.

- What do you mean? Well,
weren't you right in calling it?

- Well, yeah,
but I still feel badly

about what she's going through.

Did I hand her a drink?

Did I hand her a bottle of pills
and say "Take them"?

Absolutely not. But I was
Kim Richards' worst nightmare,

to be honest,
because I just was her mirror.

I feel a sense of,
like, did I play a part in that?

- Before we leave, I want to get
Kim's... where is she?

Is she at Kathy's?

- It's a long story, but Kathy
and I don't speak.

- I think
I'm the only one that...

I have to get through to her.

- You actually think
you played a part in it?

- Well, I did.
- Oh, like, stressing her out?

- Yes! I don't know that.
I literally...

- It was
like we were on the same train

watching her kind
of disintegrate to that degree.

- I... but you guys were talking,
and now you feel like

you might have played a part
in, like, it spinning out?

- Because of what she's now
going through,

because of the arrests...

- Oh, and you also don't even
feel like you're a person

that can even, like,
be there for her,

'cause she doesn't want
anything to do with you.

- Not at all.

- I really feel
like I have to see her.

I'm gonna...
- Well, why don't you try?

- I'm going to.

- Maybe it's good
that she just crashed,

because there's only one way
to go.

- Well, rock bottom is it.

I feel so unsettled
with Kim on so many levels

because I can't voice
my feelings about it,

because it hurts Kyle.

I understand all that,
but where's the resolution?

- She's, like, sort of supposed
to be going to rehab.

- And I know all this.
And I know all this.

- Sort of in bullsháá Hollywood
version of rehab.

- And I know all this.

And I know all this. - Right.

- It's complicated.
But that would be good.

- I will.
- Could use a little backup.

I feel bad for Kim,

and it doesn't help that

we're not really speaking,

because I don't feel
like I can help her,

but when I'm speaking to her,
that doesn't help either.

- I feel badly for Kyle

because she feels
like a little bit of, like,

shame around other people.

Like, it's awkward to not
be able to connect to that.

- I have no idea
what's happening.

- And I feel badly for... Lisa

was saying that she
feels so far away from Kim.

It's the last person
she'd ever want to hear from,

and I was saying
that it must be difficult

for you to feel like you...

Not even you can connect to her,
and you're her sister.

- The topic of my sister
always come in.

It always has to come back
to that.

It just weasels its way in.

- You should be at least
wearing it.

- It's not even
about being responsible.

Even if I feel responsible,
it's... it's the worry.

Like,
what keeps you up at night?

What keeps you up at night?
What keeps you up at night?

I know what keeps me up
at night.

It's not my own personal issue,

but yet it affects my life
every day.

That make sense?
- It's very honest.

- I don't know
if that makes sense.

- Of course it does.
It makes perfect sense.

- Gonna put all my worries
in a balloon.

I'm gonna set them free. - Okay.

- And then we're all gonna party
in the Hamptons!

- All right. I like that.
I like it.

- Coming up...

- I felt what I got from you
was that I somehow offended you.

- Well, I can't do anything
right then, can I?

- Come to the dining table!

- Okay.
- Where should I sit?

At the head of the table?

- Yes, you're the boss.

- Oh.
- Gonna do this to you, Ken.

- Is there any... can I get
another chair for Giggy?

- Oh, you know what?

I will get you another chair
for Giggy, yes.

How could I have been so
thoughtless and not put a chair

and a place card for Giggy?

- He won't sit on that.

- Is he that big
of a freaking snob?

- No, he needs a...
I'll sit on that.

- Giggy is very high
maintenance.

Are you kidding me?

I'm sorry I don't have a king
and queen chair here.

- Are we okay now?
- I hope so.

Are you okay?

Because I was always
just expressing myself.

- Yeah, I just wish at the time

you'd have said, "Oh,
you know what?

You're asking me
too many questions."

- No, like, I was somehow put in

place of offending you when I
was just trying to tell you

what I was feeling.

- Okay. Don't worry about it.

- I find it fascinating

that somebody has such
a hard time saying I'm sorry.

To me, apologizing to somebody

is a sign of strength,
not of weakness.

And, you know, I'm trying
to, like, get past it,

but you did say to me,

"So is that when the affair
started?"

The point is,

I care about my relationship
with you,

and I wouldn't be gossiping
and going "Rawr, rawr, rawr,"

because it's so
much more complicated than that.

- Okay, then why don't you
explain?

- I did already.

- You're having
this conversation with my wife.

- But guess what?

I am having a conversation
with your wife.

- Exactly, Ken.
Don't even go anywhere near it.

- I have to live it
when I get home.

- What I got from you
was that I somehow offended you

by bringing it up.

Do you understand that? - Yeah.

- And all I was doing
was bringing it up and saying

this is how I'm feeling.

- Okay.

- And I'm just trying to, like,

clear the air
so there's no weirdness.

- And it seems to me like
Eileen's overreacting.

She wants to bring up something
again about something

that she brought up before
about something

that she didn't want brought up
in the first place.

I mean, call me stupid.

I don't quite get it.

I'm sorry for asking you
about your life,

but I only ever looked to
your relationship with Vinny...

- Well, that's not my life.
That's a tiny part of my life.

- Okay, well, I can't do
anything right then, can I?

Because I was saying I thought
your relationship with Vinny

was, like,
a really positive thing,

and that's the only way
I looked at it.

- Well, obviously it isn't.

- When someone's upset
with Lisa,

Lisa has a way of sort
of twisting it around where

all of a sudden you're gonna end
up apologizing to her.

Eileen's gonna end up saying
sorry in about one minute.

- So maybe this was just, like,
a misunderstanding.

- I think so.
- Okay.

I did walk away
feeling like somehow

by just trying to tell you
what I was feeling was, like,

doing the wrong thing.

- Oh, we need another drink.
- I mean, we all know.

But if we're gonna talk
about these things...

- I'm just trying
to have a drink.

- I'm really glad
you came by this weekend,

'cause sometimes I feel
like you're in the middle

of all these conversations,

and you don't know
what's going...

- So can I ask?
- Yes.

- Anything
you want about anyone.

- Okay. And so you guys
talk a lot about Brandi.

- Brandi will go out
and say anything about you.

She can make up whatever she
wants about anybody,

which is what she does.

- But she suddenly
started spouting out that,

oh, I was bankrupt,
and I lived in Calabasas.

- I'm not gonna sit back
and take that anymore.

- And you had some strong words
for Brandi.

Why?

- What it comes down to is
she wanted to...

Me to be kind of
solely her friend

more, was jealous
of relationship between us,

so she tried to destroy that.

- And it seems
as if they're ready to pounce,

and they're rather obsessed
with this woman.

I mean, that's my opinion.

- And then she
had her relationship

with her sister, and she tried
to infiltrate that as well.

But she tried to infiltrate...

- And then she tried to hurt
my relationship with my sister.

- Yeah.

- Don't fáááing touch me.

- Don't you fáááing...
- Really?

- Don't fáááing touch me!

- Don't fáááing do that.

- Don't fáááing touch me.

- And she succeeded, which
is the worst part.

- I don't even know
what I ever did to Brandi,

saying that I want
to fááá over my sister.

She wants people to think
that we don't like each other,

we hate each other, because it
makes her feel better, I guess.

Kim and I had our own issues
from the beginning.

And my sister
has her own issues,

but was she the... you know,
the beginning of it?

Absolutely not.
Was she the catalyst at the end?

Yes. - Okay.

You're worried
about your sister.

- Oh, God.
- Yeah.

- I only ask because I
had this in my family too.

I lost a cousin, who was lovely,

but was troubled.

Very.

And so I know what that's like,
you know?

Not knowing where someone is or
hoping that it gets worked out,

and it doesn't.

I feel bad for anyone
that struggles with addiction,

mental illness.

It's sad when you see someone
you love really in pain,

and you... there's really nothing

you can do for them because they
have to do it for themselves.

- It was a very difficult time,

I think,

you know, for all of us.

It was difficult with me,
with Kim.

- Let me ask you this.

How can you react differently...

How can you not be so tortured
by it?

How can you...
- There's no way, Lisa.

- There has to be a way.

- You know, everything
about me and my family

and my sister is all out there.

No one talks about
their family and their sháá,

but all of my stuff is just
out there for everyone to talk

about, and it's painful for me,
and not only is

it painful for me, it's not...

It's not fair to my sister,
her kids...

- But how do you protect
yourself?

- What about other people's
families?

Talk about their sháá.

- But how do you protect
yourself?

- We all have it.

- But I see you're so tortured.

- I am tortured,
but it's a personal thing.

- I see you're tortured,

but I want you to implement
something into your life

where you can protect yourself.

- There's literally nothing
anybody can do,

nothing anybody can say.

Any advice,

any words of wisdom anybody's
ever offers I've fáááing done.

- Let's talk about something
else.

- Sorry.

If Kyle knew my true feelings
about her sister,

she may never want to have
anything to do with me again.

Her sister's getting arrested
right and left. It's gross.

It's affected me deeply,

and I can't talk about it.

- Why don't we talk
about something else?

- So Erika...
- Yes. Talk about my sháá.

- Let's talk about your sháá.

- What do you want to know,
Eileen?

Is this my natural hair color?
No.

Is that what you want to know?

No. It's not my natural hair
color.

- Prove it.

- Well, I don't have any hair
to prove.

- There is nothing
from the eyebrows down.

- You look like one
of the beautiful fairies

from "Lord of the Rings."

- I will take a beautiful fairy
any day.

Thank you.

Any time anyone compares me
to a fairy, I'm cool.

Just not "The Hobbit."

- That is huge. Oh, my God.

I don't even think
I can deal with him.

- That's crazy.

[screams]

- Oh, my gosh.

- Put it in your hair, Lisa!

- I don't know
who has bigger claws, Eileen

or the lobsters.

- So you guys, look,

Yolanda texted me.

- Oh, yeah?

- She said she had a fever.
- Fever?

- It sounds like infection,
right?

- Is that infection?
- So is she gonna stay there?

She needs to stay
in the hospital, right?

- You're picking her up.

- I'm picking her up
in the morning as of right now.

I text her, and I was like,

"Will I see you tomorrow?"

And she said, "Hopefully."

- On one side of my brain,

I hope
that Yolanda gets healthy,

and the other side,
I go, "Well, what is it?

"Is it lyme?

"Is it the breast implants?

Is it the fillings?

Is it... what is it?"

Everybody's struggling.

- Exactly.
- Everyone.

- You know
what my friend's told me?

"Kyle, every family
has their sháá."

- It's true,
but yours takes the cake.

- I'm gonna say this. Hold on.

Now that we're getting down
and dirty and honest...

- Okay.

- Lisa Vanderpump,

what keeps you up at night?
Tell the truth.

- I always tell the truth.
I have...

- You don't dig as deep
as the rest.

- I do dig as deep as the rest.

Maybe I don't have that many...

I mean,
Ken will tell you it's there.

It's there. What do I...

My head hits the pillow,

and I hate to say it,
I go straight...

I go straight to sleep.

- Sometimes I wonder

if Lisa Vanderpump is not able
to dig deep into her feelings

just with us or with herself.

- Coming up...

- Nobody would think
somebody like me would be

in a situation like that.

Tell the truth.
- Well, I always tell the truth.

- I know, but you don't dig as
deep as the rest.

- Maybe it's a British thing,
in fact,

initially you keep the lid
on it,

but if I'm honest with a friend
then I... yeah, I let you in.

I tell you everything, you know?

There are things in the world
that make me cry,

but personal issues?

Right now, I don't have any.

Am I at fault for that?

Maybe with this crew.

You know what, you want
me to make up fáááing problems

and bring them to the table.

- You're lucky
you don't have them then.

- We've had our share
of problems.

I pulled my hair out
with my son.

We've been through business
things over the years.

- That's real stuff.
- No, but I had indigestion.

But I'm not going
through it now.

I'm just saying
I've had indigestion for a year

and a half.

- Lisa is a human being.

She has feelings.

She has fears.

Doesn't she? I don't know.

Is she so guarded maybe that's
why she can't understand

me sharing my feelings with her?

- Your biggest problem
can't be getting a pony

onto a private plane.

- Lisa's very good at getting

everybody else's story
and not being...

And being very guarded
about her own.

- I'm not guarded about myself.

- She will tell you anything.

- You think so?
- I'm not guarded at all.

- Something has to keep you up
at night.

There has to be one thing
that's out of your control,

unless you're just a liar.

- Listen, I'm just gonna
throw this out there.

- It's all the same thing.
- Can I throw this out there?

I'm gonna throw this out there.

When we were in Amsterdam,

Yolanda
said, "Let's all share something

with each other
that we've never known."

- And I'd love to go
around the table and see

if any of you have something

to share that connects us
on a deeper level.

- That's vulnerable and deep,
and...

- I was like, "Wow, okay.

Well, I'm gonna go someplace
with this,"

but then all the sháá

hit the fan,
and I never said it.

And what she knows
is that I've been

in extremely physically abusive
relationships.

- Like, you were beaten?

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, wow.

- And... oh,
it's gonna make me cry.

- That's okay.

- You know...

- It's okay.
- It's fine, hun.

- It's okay.

- Nobody would think somebody
like me would be in a situation

like that,

but it's definitely something
I've passed through.

You know, it's just like when
your boyfriend gets jealous,

but he hits you.

- Oh, God.
- How did it end?

- It ended with...

I had my nose broken.

- Oh.

- The police were called
a couple times.

It was, like, a thing,

and then... but at the end of it,

I realized then that I
was strong enough to handle it,

and I wasn't gonna go back.

- Eileen,
you're an amazing woman,

an amazing mom, an amazing wife.

- I'm sorry. I don't want to do
this right now.

- It's okay, sweetie.

- I think it's important
that people know you can come

out of abusive relationships.

You don't have to keep
going through the same cycle

over and over again,

and I'm here to tell the tale.

I'm alive, and I not necessarily
would have made it.

The worst thing about me
is I can't cry and hide it.

I'm not one of those girls.
I cry, my nose gets red.

- It's quite surprising to me

that she's sharing
this so openly,

but if I turn around and said
to her the other night,

"Have you ever had the crap

beaten out of you
by a boyfriend?"

- I never chose that person
again.

I chose loving,
caring people from then on.

- Oh, my God, then I could see

that maybe she would say "I'm
really upset about that,"

but mentioning
a love affair with her husband?

Eh, I'm not getting this.

- I'm gonna turn this around.
- Okay, you go.

- Not to be selfish.
- You do.

- But I would just want to say

that I loved having you
all at my store.

I think it's very brave
of Eileen to open up like this,

and this girls' trip
to the Hamptons is a ten.

It was an amazing weekend,

and thank you for sharing it
with me, and I love you guys.

Nobody had wine
thrown in their face.

Nobody wanted to kill
each other.

For this group, this is a ten.

Erika? - Yes.

- I actually
absolutely adore you.

- Yes. Yeah.

- Y'all are one tough pack
of bitches.

I'm not gonna lie.

Victoria?

Can I have some...
Do we have chamomile tea?

- Yes, we do.
- Can I have some?

- Right away.
- Thanks, baby.

Victoria?

Honey. - Mm-hmm?

- What happened to this tea bag?
- Oh.

- May I have a new one, baby?
- Yes, definitely.

I'm sorry about that.
- Just get a new one.

No, it's fine. Having a plane
is a great luxury.

It's also a great
responsibility.

Is that the one with the bacon?

Very specific about this.

There's a lot of sháá
that goes on with having all

of these great things.

It's not 100%
awesome all the time.

Just most of the time.

Oh, my gosh. Landing time.

Okay, cool.

Hey!

How are you?

- When Erika told me she was
gonna pick me up from Ohio,

that's probably
about the nicest thing

any girl has ever done for me.

- Thanks for taking care
of Yolanda.

- Are you kidding?
- Yeah.

- She really cares, and she
really went out of her way

to bring comfort to me in a time
that I really need my friends.

- How are you feeling?

- I'm alive and breathing.

- You made it through.
- I made it through.

I'm still here, yes,
minus my girls.

- Are you taped up?
- Taped up and stitched up and...

- How's David?

- He's great.
He was super nurse.

He left a very tight ship
for Paige to come.

- He made a schedule, a chart,

that had every medication,
when you take it,

and you have to log it in.

- Okay.
- I mean, he's so organized.

- Yeah. Let me see.
- It's just, like, crazy.

Doctor said after the thousands
of explants she's done,

she'd never seen anybody
with leakage like mine.

I mean, I had leakage
all the way up to my collarbone.

So they had to take
all of that out.

Look at that silicone.

- Oh, that's plastic.
Look at that.

- Plastic free-floating in my...

- In the body.
- In my body, yeah.

The minute they lifted
those implants off my lungs,

I took a deep breath,
and everything's better.

- 9,000 surgeries,
and yours was the worst.

- It confirms to me
that I wasn't crazy.

- No, you're not.
No, you're not crazy.

- Yeah.

- Oh, baby.
- You know?

I mean, I... that's so...
- Listen...

- That's the worst part
of it, is, like,

when people think you're crazy.

Just something
just was really wrong,

and there's nothing worse
than being an intelligent woman

like me and people doubting
what you're saying, you know?

Including your own family
and friends and... you know?

I've been through a long-ass
journey of people with doubt,

people talking on the street
to friends,

to family, to doctors
that didn't believe me.

Somebody says they're in pain

or they're not feeling
good, you know,

we have to be compassionate
and believe it, you know?

I'm not mad.

I'm not even hurt anymore.

I feel pity for their lack
of empathy and compassion

for other human beings.

- I'm excited for you.

- I'm excited too, yeah.

- I'm excited for you,
and I'm glad this is behind you.

- Yeah, me too.
- We're gonna have some fun.

- Time to get my ass
back on the road.

- Coming up...

- Katherine!
- Yes!

- You know what's flashing on
me more than anything right now?

- What?
- OJ.

- Why?
- It's so boring.

- Oh, your life is really...

I'm telling you,

a tear is falling right now.

It feels great to be back home.
You know, home is home.

I love to be home
with my family.

Period, end of story.

- We're not really
a barbecuing family.

- Not near the food!
Come on! Pick it up!

Really, seriously.
- I got to go.

- Five second rule.

- Giggy? You're a good boy
though, aren't you?

How sexy you are in the pink.

- Kyle? Hello?
- Hi.

- How are you?

- Are there bricks in here?

- I don't know.
Yeah, it's heavy.

- I'm so excited
to get this started.

I had an idea
I wanted to run past you.

- What's up?

- Oh, my God. This bag.

It feels
like we're gonna rip it.

There was something
I wanted to run past you.

- We don't have enough ideas?

- No, you have a lot of ideas.

But I was thinking... oh, my God.

This bag. - I know, right?

- It's like I'm gonna rip it.

Anyway, I was so used to having,
like, in my closet,

seeing the clothes.

Do we want to have
it closed off,

or should we have it,

like, glass instead
so that you see it all?

I have propped up this rack
that I bought,

and it has fallen on top
of my head maybe 100 times.

Oh, God.

Oh!

It's time to either
take over my husband's closet,

which he said no,

or turn the gym
into another closet.

- So one thing I have to say
about Lisa Vanderpump, the way

she's got everything set up...

- There's a black Versace dress
with zips.

- This dress, black Versace.

- That's nice.

- Super organized.

She can go in, and she can get
dressed in a heartbeat.

- I want this to be, like,
a romantic, like, dramatic,

beautiful, like, just...

- You've got it.
- Feminine space.

- It's going to be so pretty,
Kyle.

- Faye designed my store.

She designed the house
we're living in now.

She designed Paris's house,
Nikki's house,

Paris' apartment
in New York City,

so she's worked with my family
for a long time.

- Pam came over to do
my makeup the other day,

and she said that there was
something going on?

- I haven't spoken to Kim.

- I mean, obviously you're
communicating

with Brooke and everybody else.

- I mean,
I get updates from them,

but, you know.

- I hate to say this,

if you don't reach out to her,
and then something

happens, you're gonna
be upset at yourself.

- I don't know how I can be...

Even be helpful to her.

- You're stronger than she is,
especially right now.

You've always been,
let's be honest.

- Faye is like family.

I know that Faye
is coming from a good place

and that there are
no ulterior motives there.

I need to have her in my life
from a distance right now.

- I know you do,

but don't close the door on her.

- I am just listening to this
as a friend giving me honest,

genuine advice, and not someone

who's asking
because they're just curious

because the whole story
wasn't on TMZ.

I'm just not there,
and I don't really know why.

- You need to not
feel guilty about it.

- Giggy's such a diva.
Where's Giggy?

We're waiting on Giggy.

- We ordered extra pink flowers.

They delivered them
this morning.

- All right, love.
Can we clean that door, Santi?

That one there.

We do this every year,

but we just do something kind
of small,

normally, a casual kind of
lunch,

just to kick off
the Hero Dog Awards.

Today, I'm hosting an event

to bring awareness
to the Hero Dog Awards.

These dogs,
they can detect cancer.

They predict seizures.

These dogs are incredible.

- Where have you been?
Giggy! Oh, my God.

They've been getting ready.

- Did you have fun
in the Hamptons?

- Yeah.
- How was your trip back?

- It was super easy.
- Hi, Ky.

- How are you?
- Look at you, mama.

- How are you?
- Yeah, sexy.

We picked up Yolanda.
She's tough, man.

She had silicone up
in her collarbone.

- Wow.
- Hi!

- Hi! Adorable.

- Hi!

- You look like a birthday
present.

- If my friends
say, "Hey, will you come

to a charity event for me?"

I show up,

and puppies, for her is very,
very important.

Like, that is at the top
of her list.

- Hello!

- How are you?
- You look great.

- How was New York?

- So good to see you.

- Hi, again!
- Hello, beautiful.

Do you know Erika? - No.

- Erika.
- Hi!

- Nice to meet you.

- Who's this little guy?

- I don't know who it is.
I just grabbed it.

Give him to me. - No. No.

- What a beautiful event.

I love this. - Cute.

- Come cheers, girls.
- Cheers.

- To new friends
and old friends,

or young, old friends.

- Could I get
an iced tea, please?

- Anyway, it's a great event.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- How are you?
- I am great! How are you?

- Oh, my God.
I haven't seen you in... wait.

- Like, two years, or a year?

- More than that.

More than that. Kathryn!
- Maybe?

Yes. - Eileen.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Kathryn.
- Nice to meet you.

- Wait a second.

The last time I saw you... no.

- Was at Holly's event.
No, no, no.

- When I first met Kathryn,
I was working on "Days,"

and she was modeling.

- Did we meet through Lindy?
- Through Lindy.

- And I met Lindy
in acting class,

and then I must have
met you right after.

- I never got the acting bug.

It was never my thing.

I would, like,
walk in for commercials,

and if there were sides,
I'd put it down and walk away.

- She's either sold her soul
to the devil,

or she has some special cocktail

that she drinks, because she
looks exactly the same.

Fááá you.

- You know Harry.

- I knew Harry
when he was with Nicolette.

- You know what's flashing on
me more than anything right now?

- What?

- OJ.

- Coming up...

- She must know Faye.

- Ask her.

- That's okay. I'm good.

- What?

- OJ.

I'm sorry to bring it up.
- That's all right.

- Like, that moment,
that's what's flashing.

So Kathryn is married
to Marcus Allen.

OJ Simpson
was Marcus Allen's best friend,

and then there's this rumor

that Marcus was having an affair
with Nicole,

so Kathryn is detached to it,
to me.

You weren't married,
but then you married Marcus.

Or you didn't marry Marcus?

- I was married for eight years.
- You were, to Marcus.

- And now I'm, like, married...

Re-married for 13 already.

- You... wait, okay. So that...

I'm back at Marcus still.

- That was a long time ago.

- I think of OJ when I see

Kathryn because of
Marcus Allen and the whole,

like... she was always...

That was always the group
around her.

- I actually went out
with Marcus a long time ago.

- Did you?
- Oh!

- A couple times.
- He's a good guy.

He's a really good guy.

- There was nothing
of that nature between us.

- Listen, I don't blame you.

- I can't believe
I just said that.

I went out with your ex-husband.

- No, that's all right.

- I don't know
where that came from.

I'm trying to get it back in.
It's too late.

But I've actually had
people come up to me

and say they went out
with my husband,

and I don't think
it's a big deal.

- I have no issues.

This... I mean, even if you went
out with him while I was...

- You didn't have kids with him.
- No. I've never had kids.

- You never had kids?
- No.

- Who did you marry?
- Who's your husband?

- Donnie Edwards.

I married another football
player.

Hi. - Hello.

- This is Lisa Vanderpump.

You know each other? - No.

- You don't know each other?
- Kathryn.

- Nice to meet you.
- You as well.

- Who are you here with?

- I am here for your charity.

- Okay.
Thank you for supporting us.

- I'm a big, big dog lover.

All animals, but I like animals
more than people.

- That's exactly how I feel.

Welcome to all of you.

I've been involved
with the Hero Dog Awards

for the last few years,

and it's been such an honor,

and I love each and every one
of you coming here

and supporting me.

Thank you so much.

[applause]

Out of dogs and humans,

who I... who do I like best?

Well,
you can't really compare them.

That's not really fair.

Dogs.

- Did you meet Kathryn?

She said she used to be married
to Marcus Allen.

- What?

- Then if... Kathryn
must know of Faye.

My friend Faye.

Faye was best friend
with Nicole Simpson.

- I know. I know.
- I remember that.

- Well, Faye wrote a book
about it.

It's a good thing
Faye's not here right now.

- Awkward.

- Is that her right there?

- Oh, that's her?
- Yes.

- I'm Kathryn.
Pleasure to meet you.

- Faye wrote that Nicole
had an affair with Marcus Allen

while he was married to Kathryn,

and that is what set OJ off.

However, Marcus Allen
has always denied that.

I don't even like
talking about this.

This is really creepy.

- God, that's pretty.
Look at that.

- I like that.
- Isn't that nice?

- Thank you.

- I bet your husband's cute.

- Oh, he's beyond.
He's not cute. He's...

- Young.
- Smoking hot.

- I know you... of course
he's smoking hot.

- Nine years younger.

- Nine years younger?

- 99.9% of the time,

when I tell women

that my husband
is nine years younger than me,

they all are like,

"Yes! Good for you."

- What's his name?

- Donnie.
- Donnie?

- Mm.
- What's he do?

- He was a linebacker
for 14 years in the NFL.

- All right.

- And now he
runs a couple programs for...

- He's not a weakling then?

- You want him on your side.

- I like Kathryn.

Tall, blonde,
she's got a sense of humor.

But I've been wrong before.

- Does it seem like it just
got hotter, or is it menopause?

- It is 105 degrees.

- I mean, does that dog need
that sweater right now?

- The sweat...
- I'm gonna stand up.

And I'm... like, I'm gonna
have, like, a wet ass.

- I know.
- I swear to you.

- Kyle?
Where are we going for drinks?

- We're going to the district.

- We're going to...
Do you want to come with us?

- I'm in.

- It's like the breeze
dies down,

and then we're, like, sweating.

It's too fáááing hot.

- Hi.

- So that's your friend
you've known for a long time?

- She's very nice.
She's a very cool girl.

- She was married
to Marcus Allen.

- She was married
to Marcus Allen,

and that's when I knew her.

She was a model.

- She must know Faye.
- Ask her.

- That's okay. I'm good.

- Yeah. Don't start a...
- I'm good. Thanks.

Yeah, I don't need a...

- Okay, you guys.
I want to get to The District.

- Let's go.
- I'm hot, and I need to go now.

- Ready.
- You ready?

- Yeah. Let's go.
- Yes. I need a cold drink.

- Tequila.

- Hello, ladies.
- Hi.

- Welcome to The District.
How can I help you today?

- Casamigos on the rocks.

- I'm gonna have that too.

- Did you want it spicy?

- A little spice, yeah.
- Yeah.

- It's supposed
to burn calories.

I like to tell myself that.

- Hi, girls.
- Hi. Hi.

How are you? - I'm well, thanks.

- Hi. Good.
- Hello.

How are you? - Hello.

- I'm Erika.
- I'm Kathryn.

- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you as well.

- Oh, my gosh.

- What's the cocktail?

- Tequila.
- Oh, not me.

That's danger. - It is?

- I'll have just vodka.

- We're gonna need to get a
drink for her too, ASAP.

- What can I get for you today?

- Vodka and soda with lime.
Thank you.

- Kathryn, I was trying
to fill them in really quick

about you, and I couldn't even

remember exactly
how to say your last name.

- Edwards.
- Your maiden name though.

- Oh.
- That's very hard to say.

- You want me to spell it?
E-D-W...

- No, shut up. Your maiden name.

- I'm a really good speller.
Let me do it.

- My maiden name is Eickstaedt.

- Is that German?

- German. But I'm American.

I'm born in Wisconsin.

- We were wondering if you
knew Yolanda from modeling days.

- You know what?
I saw her on auditions.

And can I tell you?

Every time
she walked in the room,

I was like,
"And let me just take my book

and go home."

- No, seriously.
- Seriously!

- 'Cause I never had, like,
a desire to be this, like,

big model, but I remember
when my booker said I was one

of the laziest models
because I wouldn't go

much further than I had to

to make my money and as long
as I had my good clients

that were booking me regularly,

that was, like, good enough.

- So your husband
is a football player?

- Not anymore. He's retired.

- You like football players.

- What's not to like?

- Hello.
- Hello!

- Great event.
- Let's see.

- I need a drink.

What are we all drinking?
- Tequila.

- I can't drink tequila.

Oh, yes I can. - Yes, you can.

Everything's better with a lot
of tequila.

- So I have a question.

You guys were just in Florence,
and I'm leaving.

- Oh, my God.
You're going to love it.

- Where are you staying?
- I'm not sure.

I let my husband take
this one. I'm like, "You go.

You go."

The only one caveat
I had is that, you know,

my sister... my sister
passed away last year.

And she was learning Italian
when she passed away.

And Italy
was her favorite place,

and I'm gonna
bring some of my sister's ashes.

- Oh, I love that.
- That is beautiful.

- I'm just gonna take them and
put them in the ocean,

near the sea.

You know, have, like, a little
bit of a ceremony,

a little moment.

My sister passed away,
was fighting breast cancer.

I'm hoping that scattering
my sister Connie's ashes

will lead to some more peace
and some more closure,

for lack of a better word.

- Coming up...

- You know Faye Resnick?

- Oh, shoot. You're a baby.

- I am? Thanks.

- I'm 51.

- Everybody here is,
like, freaks of nature.

- She looks exactly like...

- Well, you look like a child,
so there.

- I'm super, super conservative.

Never even contemplated a boob
job. I wouldn't do it.

My thing is,
is when women go too far,

then I'm like, "I don't know
if you're 35 or 65."

- I just want to feel good,

and I want to look fresh
as a fáááing daisy.

Just fresh.

- Kathryn seems
like a mellow girl,

but obviously we have
this odd connection that is,

you know, lingering there,

so I'm curious.

You were married
to Marcus Allen, right?

- Yeah.
- Do you know Faye Resnick?

- Mm-mm.

Never met her.

Ever.

- She's a very good... very close
friend of mine.

I figured you guys
must know each other somehow,

or... no.

- I never met her.

I mean, I was only married
for a year when...

- Oh. Oh, okay.

- When the sháá hit the fan.

My feelings about Faye Resnick
are not positive.

She mentioned me in her book.

I never read it,

but in the book, she
referenced me and said that I

was just some kind of, you know,
turn the blind eye,

look the other way kind of wife.

There's a lot of things
you can say about me.

That is not one of them.
She said she knows me?

She doesn't know...
She does not know me.

- Well, she wouldn't
if she doesn't.

I just assumed that.
I don't know why.

I figured, oh, it was that time,
or whatever.

- Same social circle.
- Absolutely.

- I didn't hang out in that...
With that group at all.

- Yeah.
- At all.

- Kathryn's response
seems a little aggressive.

I mean, it's just a question.

- No.

- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- There are things in the window

that make my eyes water.

Ken has taken the lease,

without asking me,
on this sex shop.

I can't turn it off.

- I mean,
I know she's not there anymore.

It's not easy.

I know that my sister would want
this to be happening right now.

I know that.
Thanks for being my sister.

I love you.

- What's going on with Anwar
and Bella's lyme disease?

- If she says it's true then...

- What does Mohamed say?

- No.

- I won't touch that
with a 10-foot pole.

- Miss Resnick.

- She wrote a book
and spoke of me.

Don't act like you know me
when you don't me.

- I'm not ready
to have a conversation

with Kathryn about Nicole
and about the past.

- Right now, I am, like,
come on with it now.

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