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- Previously on...

- Ooh, you clean up good.

By day I'm Erika Girardi,

but by night, I'm something else.

- All right, all right, all right.

Mother has arrived.

- Are they gonna put the needle here?

- I'm removing my implants

because I have free-floating silicone.

- You don't mind if I ride the whole way like this, do you?

- It's gonna be a fabulous party.

- I don't know where my friends are.

I wish they'd stayed here.

- This is gorgeous. - Stunning.

I feel a little guilty about leaving Lisa,

but it's vanishing really quickly.

- You're on the cover, too, you know.

This is your afternoon.

Kim was arrested.

- I think she needs help.

- She would not go into a store

and steal $600 worth of toys.

- I don't even want to talk about that.

- Do you know where she is? Do you know anything?

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- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

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♪ ♪

- We're gonna have dinner.

- Okay, let's go to dinner.

Let's go to dinner. Don't get your heels caught.

- I think we need some food.

- I mean, we need food for sure.

- Bring out?

- Halle-flipping-lujah.

- Give Giggy a glass of water.

- Yeah, I just had a whole bowl, baby.

- Thank you. I love you.

It's kind of amazing, really at my time of life,

to be on the cover of any magazine,

but it's a real compliment to be put on the cover of "Bella"

and to have a party thrown in my honor.

I'm kind of flattered.

You know what's really hard

is when you know somebody is a couple and they're really tight,

and then you go away like we did,

and there's so much animosity. - I know.

It's so hard not to take sides. It's...

- What the fááá are we talking about?

- Mutual friends of ours.

- Mutual friends of ours

that were together for a long, long time and got divorced.

- And there's so much animosity.

- People... the way they get divorced is so disgusting.

- How can you hate somebody that you slept with and you loved

and you discussed your kids' futures with?

It's weird. It happens a lot.

- And you shared so many moments with.

- You got divorced, right?

How long were you married?

- I was married for six months the first time.

- You've been married twice? - Yeah.

I've been married three times.

- No.

- Yes. - No. Wow.

- I honestly thought that me being married three times

was common knowledge.

Is it really new information?

- So then you were married the second time,

and then you met Vinny?

- Yeah, I met him on my show.

- You me him on what, "The Young and the Restless"?

- Mm-hmm.

- What do they say?

The third time in marriage is when you get it right?

I think I was fortunate enough to get it right the first time.

Did you have to kiss him on set? - We did.

- No.

- I knew he was married, and I was married, and we were...

I was totally respectful of that, but whatever.

So he and I...

We just... We had a friendship for a very long time.

- Okay, so when you made out for the first time,

did you feel like, "Oh, my God"?

- I mean...

- How did the affair start then?

- We just kind of fell in love.

I told my husband at the time,

I go, "We've got a situation here.

I'm having feelings for somebody."

- So then you met Vinny.

You then, like, had an affair with...

But your husband didn't know about him?

- No, I separated from my husband.

- Oh, so you separated from your husband

before things started. Ah. - Yes. Before, yes.

I was like, "This isn't good.

We got to separate." - Oh, my God.

- I'm trying to be nice,

and I'm having a conversation with Lisa,

but now I'm regretting even going there with her.

She's totally grilling me about how I met Vinny.

- If you have a hat and an English accent,

you can be mean, and it sounds nice.

- No, it's good. I want to hear the things, so...

- Oh, it's good. It's good.

- Oh, you ask... okay, turn around, I'll say anything.

So how long did you marry him after you met him?

- I think that when Lisa is very curious

and wants to know something, she can be very persistent,

and obviously Eileen does not

want to talk about this topic.

I don't even want to say the A-word.

- When you married Vinny, did you think, "This is it"?

- We're meant to be together.

- How long have you been married now?

- 12 and 1/2 years now.

We've been together for about 15.

- Lisa Vanderpump in being insensitive.

Whether she knows it or not,

whether it's conscious or subconscious, I do believe that.

Look at her.

- Lisa, cheers.

- Cheers.

- Beautiful cover of a beautiful magazine.

You and Giggy look gorgeous on the cover.

- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for coming.

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- Hey, where is everybody?

[phone trilling]

- Hello?

- Hi, how are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- Good. What's going on?

- Oh, my God, it's been a little bit of a crazy weekend.

I'm not gonna lie.

- How far away am I from you if I'm right in South Hampton?

Not too far away? - Um, I'd say...

I mean, since there'd be traffic right now,

but I would say it probably be 20.

- Okay, we're going to a wine tasting today,

and then we're gonna be at your house later.

Everyone's looking forward to it.

Bethenny and I have been friends for 25 years now,

and we've actually really seen each other's lives change a lot

and gone through a lot with each other.

It's interesting to see where Bethenny was

and how far she's come,

and I always feel extremely proud of her in everything

that she's accomplished.

I cannot wait to see your house.

I'm so excited. - So who's coming now?

- The two Lisas, Rinna and Vanderpump, Eileen and me,

and then Erika.

She's actually Yolanda's friend.

- Are you good with Lisa Vanderpump?

- Yeah, we're good.

Well, she's mad that I moved to a house.

- She was annoyed? - Yeah, but she's over it now.

It's fine. We're good. We're good.

- What was the shoot for? - "Bella" magazine.

- What is that? - I don't know.

It's like a local magazine, and she did a cover.

They had a party there last night.

- Local like Hamptons? I've never heard of it.

Bring it over 'cause I've never even seen it.

- Okay. I'll try to come a little earlier so we can talk.

Bye. - Bye-bye.

- Okay, you want to go wine tasting?

It was good fun last night, wasn't it?

- It was a long night, wasn't it?

- Yeah, I feel a bit mossy-headed this morning.

- Mm.

- This dress looks like a big white puffball.

- It looks good.

Looks very Hamptons-ish.

- You look pretty. - Thank you. You look gorgeous.

- Oh, you look very Hamptons-y.

Fresh as a daisy.

- Hey, you guys. - Oh, you look pretty.

- Thank you. So do you.

- Do you have the password? - Yes.

- I cannot do it. - The password is South Hampton

with one "H." - Wait.

- South Hampton with one "H." - Oh, okay.

- Okay, so... - So South Hampton

- South Hampton? - Hampton with one "H."

- Southampton. - Southampton.

- This couldn't be any easier, but I still can't get it.

How many women does it take to figure out a spelling

of "South Hampton"?

Capital or not capital "H"?

- Lowercase. - Lowercase.

- Southampton.

Clearly more than three.

- By the way, Bethenny said a little dressier than jeans.

- Oh, good. I have a cute little jumpsuit.

- Oh, she does have jeans. - Yay.

- Okay, let me think. What am I bringing?

Oh, I'm bringing my muffin. - Get it.

- Let's go. Off to the winery.

- I'm not good on pebbles with my heels.

I don't know. - Thank you so much.

- You know where it reminds me of?

It reminds me of being in Saint-Tropez,

like Sank-on-sank or something.

Does it you? - Yeah, it's nice.

- Hello. - Oh.

- Oh, that's that bag we bought in Italy together.

- I love. Good morning.

- You look very fresh this morning.

How was your sleep?

- Oh, I slept like a baby.

I'm not quite sure how to deal with Lisa Vanderpump.

She asked me some questions about how I met my husband.

I felt uncomfortable, and guess what, I still do.

Are you looking for another rosé for your line?

- I am actually.

- I don't do well with unresolved feelings.

Frankly I just... I really... I suck. I do.

I just... It's written all over my face.

I can't hide it.

When you do the wine tasting, Lisa,

do you, like, swirl it in your mouth and spit it out?

- She gobbles up the whole damn glass.

- I swallow it down. - Don't worry, men.

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♪ ♪

- Good day, ladies. - Hi.

- We've got you set up outside.

We're gonna do a tasting. All: Okay.

- Oh, this is so beautiful.

- Just make your way out to the farm table

you see out there.

- I've never seen this size bottle. What is this?

- That is a dessert wine.

That's our blueberry port. - Look how beautiful that is.

- Something to nosh on. - Thank you.

- Okay, this is our rosé.

- Here's to you meeting Erika.

- It's actually very fruity though, isn't it?

- Would you toast?

- You've all met Erika, right? - I've met Erika.

- Yeah. - I don't know this girl,

so of course I Googled her. - Mm-hmm.

- And I Googled this video that she had done.

- ♪ You made me believe I was so far away ♪

♪ Far away and I ♪

- I'm so curious to meet her now because she's free. Come on.

- Oh, you didn't meet her? - I haven't met her,

so I'm gonna meet her tonight, and all of a sudden

I'm gonna see her ass, like, up in the air,

like, doing things like... - Okay, where is it?

- Now I'm dying to see.

- I mean, it's sexual in a way that I just was like, "Whoa."

I'm working on being nonjudgmental,

so I'm just reporting.

- You're being a prude, Rinna.

Maybe she's being judgmental,

but she doesn't want everybody else to be judgmental of her

being judgmental.

- Who wants to watch it?

- ♪ You made me believe I was so far away ♪

♪ Far away and I ♪ - Wow.

And by the way, this isn't anything like...

She's not like this in life.

She's not, like, doing this, "Hi, everybody."

- No. No, this is performance.

This is probably like her alter ego I would imagine.

- Oh, I see what you're saying.

- ♪ Killer, killer, killer, killer, killer, killer ♪

♪ Killer, killer, killer ♪

- I love it. I, like, think this is outrageously amazing.

- Oh, you like it?

- It's raunchy.

- Who is that? - Oh, my God.

- Shh. Turn the music down.

I think it is the combination of the orgy, sex, male, female.

It makes me uncomfortable.

- Oh, we need to make our own video.

We need to compete with this sháá.

- Next up is our Sauvignon Blanc.

- Cheers. Here's to South Port.

- Done like that.

- Did you like that? - It's not my favorite.

- This is what it was.

I knew I was gonna meet this person,

and I didn't want that to be the only...

- Your first impression. - You know, my first impression.

I don't mind watching that if it's porn.

I don't meet the porn stars.

So maybe if I don't know you, it's okay,

but if I am gonna know you,

I go, "Ooh, God. Wow."

- All I can say is I would love to do

what she's doing just for fun. - Oh, please.

- Look, she's smiling. She's excited already.

- You are so nasty.

- I know who I really am. - Lovely.

- Maybe Eileen has this fantasy

of wanting to live out her inner rock star.

- Meunier has a champagne grape.

This is going to be a campfire in your mouth minus the flame.

- Maybe that's my alter ego's name.

"Campfire in your mouth without a flame."

- Wow. Okay, thank you. - There's a bee!

- Oh, God. - Go.

- Oh, for God sake.

- I'm sorry that I have to leave,

but I don't have my EpiPen. - You have to leave?

- Stupidly I left it at the house.

I feel like I spend my whole life running from bugs.

You think there are ticks here? - Ahh!

- Oh, my God, put your legs like this.

- Don't let a tick get up your hoo-hoo.

- Ahh!

- Coming up...

- Let's just say this. Ken has better tits than her now.

- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Erika has it o-on.

- We watched your video. - [chuckles]

video

and you've shared it with all of us?

- I'm excited. - What are you all wearing?

- I was gonna wear jeans, but I'm not wearing jeans now.

Forget that.

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♪ ♪

- Perfect.

Pea gravel so I can break my ankle.

- You guys, I'm gonna go over early to Bethenny's

and then you guys can meet me over there.

- Have you been knocking? - Hey, you. How are you?

- Oh, you look cute. How are you?

- How are you?

- Nice to see you. - Good to see you too.

- This is Lisa. - Hello.

- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Erika.

- I'm Lisa. - Nice to meet you.

- A pleasure. - They've had a look at...

You know, there's a couple rooms down here.

Do you want to take a peek? - Oh, yeah. Hello.

- I don't care where I go or what I do.

- Okay, let me show you this.

- Erika has it o-on.

Like, cotton candy meets CHANEL meets Vegas showgirl,

and I'm taking it all in.

- How are you feeling? Are you exhausted?

- I'm a little tired, but I'm ready to party

- You're gonna push through?

- We're getting our drinking boots on.

- Your drinking boots? - We're drinking boots.

Well, Bethenny said we're having drinks,

and we're gonna have a little crazy girls night.

- That's good. I love crazy girls.

- Flying in from Chicago,

going to a dinner party in the Hamptons, perfect.

I like to live life 100 miles an hour.

- How was your show last night? - It was great.

A lot of people, gay pride, Chicago.

One of my favorite towns. - Oh, fantastic.

- ♪ Everything I am, I bought ♪

♪ Dress me up my dilettante ♪

- We watched your video that you have on...

- Wow. Like, you are really, like...

It's crazy out there.

Yeah, and I mean, I was watching your video...

- And she's like, "Oh, my gosh.

This is racy." - And I went, "Oh, my God.

"I don't know if I can watch the rest of this

for a minute" 'cause it's like...

- I know. - You know?

You're like... - Of course.

100%. It's a character,

and you have to be willing to put yourself out there.

It's not... - It's so true.

She has the right attitude. It's a character.

- That's why I want to know how... Is it like acting?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- It's just like acting... - That's what I wanted to know.

- In front of people... The audience.

- Right. - You just... It's the same thing.

It was, you know, inspired by some really sexy moments,

and that's what you do. You put it out there.

- And your husband's cool with it, so what the hell?

- Yeah. - You got to love it.

- Yeah. - No, I get it. It is.

It's a job.

- The other irony here is that she's posed for "Playboy"

a couple times. - I know.

- So it's like... - I know.

- I think it's so cool what Erika does.

I think it's everybody's fantasy.

To be able to go off and be somebody

completely different on the weekends,

and her husband supports her, who wouldn't love to do that?

- Where is your stuff? We have it in the...

- I threw it down in the hallway.

- You got to get ready. - We should let you come and get

ready, get chilled, you know. - You got to get dressed.

- Okay. - You going like that?

- No, I have something to change into.

- 'Cause... you look gorgeous.

- Thanks. I grabbed my black jumpsuit.

I need to stick it in the shower.

- Okay, perfect. - And I'll turn on the shower.

- I'm gonna go and head over to Bethenny's, hang out with her,

and then you guys can ride over, and I'll meet you guys there.

- Okay, we'll see you soon.

- There's a big difference between being around a crowd

of gays and a group of Beverly Hills women.

- Welcome to the Hamptons. - Thank you.

- I'm gonna get dressed.

Got to be on the A-game around the women.

You know, you got to listen, got to watch.

It's important to really... be present.

- Where are you? - We're here.

- I brought you guys T-shirts from the show.

- Oh, thank you. - Oh, thank you.

- Beautiful. - That's very thoughtful of you.

- You are so gorgeous, my God.

- Is your husband back in L.A.? - He is.

- When are you leaving from here?

- Tuesday. I go to pick up Yolanda from Cleveland.

- You're with us then?

- When was the last time you talked to her?

- I text her last night.

She said she's in pain, but she's doing okay.

She said she can't wait to show me what came out of her body.

- Like a lot of silicone? - I think so.

What I found interesting

was that she said her doctor had done 9,000 explants.

- How did she find this doctor?

- I'm not sure, but I know the Cleveland Clinic

is, like, the best.

- I hope this is the magic bullet.

- God, wouldn't that be just amazing that...

- This was the key to,

you know, getting her back 100%.

- Wow. It could be.

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♪ ♪

- Is that hurting you?

- I'm just feel it inside my breast.

You can get your degree in nursing, baby.

You're a really good nurse. - Yeah.

- This is not what you signed up for, my baby.

This wasn't part of the nuptials.

- You be the patient.

I'll be the doctor, okay?

- Okay, Dr. Foster.

It's so important for me to have David here by my side

in this part of my journey,

and I couldn't imagine doing it without him.

How is my color today? Does it look good?

- You're getting a little red in your...

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- David? - Oh, hello, Lisa.

By the way, I just saw those flowers.

They're beautiful. - She got them?

Were they pink? - Yeah.

No, there's no pink in them at all sorry to say.

- Oh, I ordered pink though.

- No, no, no. They're beautiful though.

Thank you so much.

And our patient is right here, and she's listening.

- Hi.

- Here she is. - Oh.

- How are you, darling?

How are you? - How are you?

- I had a lot of old silicone,

like, all the way in my chest cavity.

- They've taken everything.

- Well, wherever they could get through to.

This feels like I'm at war,

and somebody shot a "ka-non" in my chest.

"Ka-non." A cannon. "Ka-non."

- Let's just say this.

Ken has better tits than her now.

Bigger.

- Oh, my God. Yeah.

- Well, she did really great. It was a seven hour surgery,

and lots going on.

It was really intense.

- I really think this might have been my problem

of why I'm not getting better.

Right, baby? - Yep.

- Yeah. - Oh, please, God.

Really? - Yeah.

- I think this has been a long journey, and I hope that,

you know, taking these bloody breast implants out

is gonna be the solution that she needs.

All right, well, I wish you well,

and I hope that this is, you know,

exactly what you were searching for, and that it's a done deal.

- I hope so, and thank you for the beautiful flowers.

I appreciate it.

I'm not coughing for the first time in four years,

which is amazing.

You know, to take such a big burden

off my immune system, you know,

I truly believe that it can now solely focus on, you know,

killing the Lyme disease.

All right, sweetie, thank you so much. Okay.

- Okay, bye-bye. - Thanks, bye.

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- We have to pick up Vanderpump on the way to Bethenny's.

- Well, where's Lisa Vanderpump?

- She's still at the hotel because she

came in for the event. - Was it there?

- Yes, and they put her up,

so she feels obligated to stay there.

- Of course, yeah, sure.

- Have you ever met Bethenny? - Never.

- I haven't either. - You've met Bethenny?

- I met Bethenny. I met her at a fashion show.

I'd gone to meet Kelly Bensimon at the fashion show.

- Oh, look, the sexy women. Hi.

I thought... I mean, I really like Kelly Bensimon,

but I think I might like Bethenny better.

That really is the story.

You're gonna like her.

- She looks like she's a real straightforward, normal...

- Really, I love her.

Now, did you just come from... - Chicago.

I just landed right now.

- You flew... You have a plane? - Yep.

- Is there an airport you can fly into?

- Yes, there is in South Hampton.

Yes. - You really just... Yeah.

- Yeah, like legit. Like, legit.

I landed from Chicago,

dropped my things off at the Capri Hotel,

and headed on over to Kyle's so I wouldn't be late for dinner.

I mean, Lisa Vanderpump's staying at the Capri.

How bad could it be?

- That's nice. I was in the car for five hours yesterday.

- Oh, you should've, like,...

- I will probably do the helicopter next time.

- It's easier. It's worth the money.

- I lost five hours of my life in that car.

Five hours of my life, that's amazing.

- Coming up...

- Oh, my God.

What the fááá?

She looks like a Playboy Bunny.

That's a lot of work right there.

That's a lot of upkeep.

♪ ♪

- What are we dressing it with? A little olive oil.

Not balsamic or anything, just keep it simple.

- Yeah. - These peppers cooked enough?

- Yes.

- It needs season a little bit.

- Yeah, nothing was seasoned. - Nothing was seasoned yet?

Okay.

- Oh, my God. - What?

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I'm dying over the house.

- Do you love it? - I'm dying.

Here's a little pressy housewarming.

- Oh, my God. That's so nice. Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

Oh, my God, what a nice gift.

This is so nice.

- When I first met Bethenny,

she was working at La Scala Boutique,

a restaurant in Beverly Hills.

- This is an amazing present.

They're all different colors?

- Yeah, there's some reddish, orange, pink.

- I'm so excited. Thank you so much.

- And thank you.

She came up to my table and was like,

"Hi, I'm dating your ex-boyfriend."

- Isn't this so pretty and so great?

- Can you believe this is yours?

Basically, she wanted to know if

the expensive eye makeup remover

in his bathroom was mine

'cause she wanted to know what dumb idiot

would spend that kind of money on eye makeup remover.

No way. - So look.

- It's like a dollhouse for adults.

- Is this great? - It's a bar house.

- It was just a sháááy shack,

and I just took reclaimed wood and made it.

- Are you just loving it?

- Yes, and you know how psycho I am,

so I never mess up my house.

- No dirt, no fingerprints

or you might kill them. - Exactly.

That's why your friends have to eat outside.

All right. - I'm in love, oh, my God.

So I can't believe this is all yours.

I'm so excited. - Oh, my God.

- Where was Bethenny living 25 years ago?

It was like a little box,

and now she's in this gorgeous house.

It's incredible.

She's always been a go-getter.

Whether she was going to be selling shawls out of the back

of her Ford Probe or owning Skinnygirl,

she was gonna make it.

She was working her way to the top,

and nothing was gonna stop her.

Thank you.

- So what's going on? So tell me about this weekend.

- We have, you know, your book signing,

and I have to check on my store.

- Wait, so I heard about the Kim stuff.

Is it being much more blown out of proportion

than it actually is like everything else in the media?

- You know what? It's been...

It's been really bad for my family,

and I feel like everybody keeps asking and asking.

- I feel badly for you 'cause you feel like you're, like,

on the outside of it.

- Well, people, like, "Why aren't you doing anything?"

- No, and then you feel like it was a bad person.

- People don't realize.

You can't help someone unless they want to be helped,

and I almost feel like my presence

sometimes ignites things. It makes it worse, so...

- I know you're doing what you're gonna do,

and whatever she's doing, she's just doing it out of pain

and reaching out and subconscious,

and you do crazy sháá.

- I just hate all the lies and the rumors and that stuff.

It hurts a lot too because, like,

"Oh, now I'm gonna get all weird."

See, I can't help myself.

This is what always happens so...

You know, when mom... We always said, "You girls always

stick together no matter what,"

but it's not always easy.

- I don't think she wants you in her face,

and I get that.

- But that doesn't mean I'm not dealing

with everything with my family. - Right. Right.

- I feel like it's different

when Bethenny asks me about my sister, Kim,

because she's known both of us for so many years.

She knows our history.

She's heard a lot of stories.

I don't feel as defensive when Bethenny asks me.

I mean, it's so crazy how long we've been friends.

- You still have 96 CHANEL purses.

You were living with your daughter

in your mom's apartment... - I started young.

- And your mom had a mayonnaise jar

with diamond rings in it.

- She would hide it. - She had a jar.

- It was a fake mayonnaise jar that she would hide

her jewelry in. - And we would go through.

- This is one of her diamonds, you know?

- I know. Had that when I worked for Kathy,

and then I used to drive and buy stuff and take Nicky

and... the fight we got into at the minimart

with Paris and Nicky?

- My sister, Kathy, was looking for someone

to help drive Paris and Nicky to school every day,

so Bethenny got the job.

I can't believe you remember that.

Looking back, the thought of Bethenny and I

in the front seat driving, Paris, Nicky, and Farrah

in the back eating their ice cream after school,

I mean, that was a very lively car.

- You think it'll be fun tonight?

Is this a fun group?

- Yeah, I think so.

- Who's Erika? What's her story?

- So Erika... her husband

is the lawyer they did the movie about with Erin Brockovich.

He's 76, I think. She's 44.

- But is he, like, a spry 76?

- I mean, I haven't met him,

but anyway, she's also a performer, a dancer.

- Like in Vegas? - I have her Instagram.

I'll show you. - So who is she dancing for?

- Okay, I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you.

So this is her today, I guess, flying here. Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Oh, what the fááá?

That was today? - That's today.

That's what she was wearing when she showed up.

- You guys flew private here? - No, she did.

- Oh, she flies private everywhere she goes?

- Yeah. - All right, Barbie.

- Yeah. - Hold on.

Let me see what else is... Holy sháá.

She's hot. - She's beautiful.

- That's a lot of work right there.

That's a lot of upkeep.

- We were wondering about your hashtag, áááá.

- Oh, yeah. áááá.

- What is that about? - It just means being sassy.

It's like being bitchy.

- It was... okay.

Like, you're not calling somebody that?

- No, I'm calling myself áááá.

- Oh, I like that. - Lisa Vanderpump's áááá.

I mean, but you know, it's in a good way.

Well, well, well.

- Hello, you. - Hi.

- Hi, I'm Ken.

- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.

- Hello.

- She looks like a Playboy Bunny.

I'm into it.

- This is her alter ego she said.

- That is a bad bitch right there. Yeah.

- When did you get in? - This afternoon.

- Like, what kind of show is it?

Because I saw a little bit on the phone.

It was erotic. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - That was what I was going for.

That's what it is.

- Anyway it looked beautifully shot.

- Thank you. Thank you. - I'm not just saying that.

- It's just funny that you're like,

"This is what she's doing."

I wonder how she sold this to her guy,

like, at 70-something.

- He probably loves that.

- Loves her with her fingers

in her ass crack with two different knuckle rings on?

I mean, I guess he loves that. I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. We're late.

- Are you out of here? - No, I'm coming in.

- Oh. - I'm not staying in

because I'm going out for dinner with my buddy.

- Oh, you're gonna take that? - Okay.

Thank you. I'll be back.

- Hello.

- Hi. - Oh, my God.

I'm so happy to see you. - Thank you.

- Oh, my God. - How are you?

Really nice to meet you. Welcome.

- Erika's here.

- Okay. - Where's Erika?

- Hi. - How are you?

- I'm Erika. - Bethenny.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

How are you? Hi. How are you?

- Did you cut your hair? - I did.

- Oh, it looks beautiful. - Thank you.

How are you?

All right, well, let's go sit outside.

- Oh, this is so pretty.

- I met Bethenny quite a few years ago.

She came in from New York,

and we all had dinner at Villa Blanca.

She's certainly a woman to be reckoned with.

- I have what Kyle's having.

- What do you have around that?

- I call it a rim job.

Do you want one? You want a rim job next time?

- What are you talking... What, what?

- Well, I looked at your Instagram page,

so you want a rim job? I'll give it to you.

I did. I just looked. I'm obsessed with you.

- She's like, "Tell me more about Erika."

I'm like, "Well..."

- Well, here she is. Here's all you need to know."

- First of all, you have the most amazing skin,

like, just sexy.

- You know what? I like to push it.

- I want to be you. I'm obsessed.

- You should be envious

that I get to live two different lives.

You know how much fun I'm having?

- Wait, I haven't showed you the bar.

It's not quite the pump, but come here.

Come look at my bar. - I want to come see it.

- It's always cool to express your inner bad girl,

and I think that Erika Jayne, or your version of Erika Jayne,

resides in all of us.

- Let me get behind here and sort it out.

- Well, this is your own bar.

- What do you think, Ken? You approve?

- I love it, yes. I'm going.

- Ken's leaving. - You're going to go?

I love you.

- See you later.

- Bye-bye. - We'll enjoy it.

We're sitting down. - Are we gonna sit?

- We'll sit here.

- Oh, look at these sexy sunflowers.

- Anywhere. - I have to go to the bathroom.

- There's one right there. - Right here.

- I like Erika. - I like her.

- Do you? I love her.

She gives zero fááás.

- Well, at least her alter ego does.

- Right. - Right?

- I'm definitely a bigger fan

of Erika's way more than Bethenny 'cause

Bethenny's being kind of judgmental.

I am just a lover of Erika

and what she does without any kind of judgment.

- Mogul wife by day, ho by night.

Bambi. She's coming out in a minute.

- Who? Bambi? - Bambi.

- Introducing...

I like it. I don't mind being called "Bambi,"

and being called a hooker, well, you know what,

hookers are kind of fabulous in my opinion.

I'm into it, so if I have to represent

for all the hookers in the world, then I'll hit that.

- Thank you. - I am so hungry, you guys.

- I know. This looks really good.

- Where's your daughter? - With Julia.

- How old is she? - She's five.

- I can't believe she's five.

- I remember when we went to Disneyland,

and your daughters were still, like, Disneyland daughters.

- Yes. I remember when you were at the Beverly Wilshire,

and you just told me you were pregnant.

- Oh, my God, that day.

- You were like, "Okay, I have something to tell you,

but you can't tell anybody," right then.

- I remember that. - That was six years ago.

Time flies.

- It's crazy. - Oh, my God.

- We were going through stories today, Kyle and I.

I met her, I was the hostess at La Scala.

- Tell her your story.

- I was a cocktail waitress in Beverly Hills,

and that's how I met my husband.

- Cocktail waitress can make a lot of money.

I was a cocktail waitress up in Boston.

- If you're good, you can make a sháá load of money.

Was I a good cocktail waitress?

Fááá yeah, I was a good cocktail waitress.

I'd still be a good cocktail waitress.

Yeah, if you work late, that's when you get the dough.

- Coming up...

- This is who I am. - I thought of you as "Bambi."

- It's not as easy as it looks,

but anybody can make a margarita.

♪ ♪

- Thank you so much.

♪ ♪

I love this couscous.

I'm into this.

- So you guys, are you up for watching Erika do her thing?

- Have you seen her video? - I already know.

She had her hand up her vagina with two knuckle rings on.

- No, no. She did? She did?

That's your Instagram? - Yeah.

- Oh, it is? - Well, can I say something

because I looked at the whole page,

and I'd like to see the video. - Right, right.

- I think you really need to sculpt

whatever the whole message is.

It's just like, you're all... I think you're really smart,

and I like your story about your husband and the whole thing.

I think you should brand the whole thing as, like,

a female empowerment thing.

- That's the whole point of... that is what I do.

- Oh, fááá.

All of a sudden I'm not feeling well,

and I mean, really not feeling well.

- How long you been doing this? That's what I want to know.

- I've been performing since I was a kid.

- Like, "vomit" not feeling well.

- But you've only been doing this actually four years, right?

- No, this project I've had for about six, seven years,

performing as Erika Jayne.

- Oh, let's watch the video. - It's okay.

You guys, you please go ahead.

I'm gonna go back to the house.

I'm not feeling really great.

- You're not? Okay. - Feel better.

- All right.

- I just want you to have a great time.

- I'm sorry. - I love you. Feel better.

- I'm sorry.

- Sometime if you like, I would love to...

- I'm sorry. Bye, guys.

This girl is coming from both ends

if you know what I mean.

- You ready?

- Oh, my God. - ♪ Was so far away ♪

♪ Far away and I ♪

♪ When all I had was love ♪

♪ Like a painkillr ♪

- Beth, you're not studying for an exam.

- I have notes.

- We're not gonna be asking you questions.

- No, because are you gonna want me to say what I think,

and I want to gather my thoughts.

- There's a big chance

that Bethenny could think that Erika is sort of ridiculous.

Bethenny can come off very strong,

and she's very opinionated,

and sometimes she will offer some unsolicited advice.

- Do you want to know my honest thoughts?

- Yeah.

- I don't love the production value of it.

Like, I think it goes too slow in the beginning,

and it looks a little... It looks cheap.

I think it, like, is trying to be like sort of a little,

like, avant-garde,

but it's not quite getting it with that kind of,

like, silver cheesy bed,

and... - Oh, my...

- I thought the production values were terrific on that.

- I mean, everyone's entitled to her opinion.

I just don't agree with her, you know?

I don't think she knows what she's talking about.

Whatever.

- It's sexy and hot.

- I thought the production value was good.

- I love it. I think it's got great production value.

I think it starts slow because that's what it is.

It has a build. It has a dance break.

It has, you know...

- I didn't like the beats in the back

until the three girls were on.

- You were really going in hard. - You were really... I was just...

- She really just let me have it.

- Look, she's got her opinion,

and I think Bethenny's always gonna voice that.

I like Bethenny, but sometimes

she needs to kind of sweeten her delivery a little bit.

- I'm pretty... pretty good at marketing,

and the way that I just see things is like

I want to know what something is the minute

that I see it no matter what it is. So I just with you...

- What's your brand? - My point is...

- I mean, I think it's quite honest with the brand.

This is like an alter ego.

This is a full sexualized expression.

- It's not obvious that it's an alter ego though.

That's the point. Your whole page...

That I looked at hers, it's not obvious

it's an alter ego. I thought of you as "Bambi."

I didn't think of you here in, like, your elegant...

- But that's... you see,

the juxtaposition is her as a wife

and a mother and all that compared to the video.

- I totally get that.

- Not only do I do this, I do this as well.

- I know the audience.

You know, they're there to see that.

They're not there to see a wife and mom.

- They know me this. This is who I am.

- And that's when the other dimensions come in.

- Exactly. - Okay, but I have to say...

I have a question. I just have to suggest something.

There are so many people that do that.

There are not so many people that do that who are this.

When I saw that, I was saying, "I don't see any of this.

"When in the brand and in the Instagram page

are we gonna see the whole full circle?"

- She's not in my business.

I don't tell her how to run her business.

I don't know anything about margaritas,

and I don't know anything about being skinny,

so I'm not gonna tell anybody

what to do with their Skinnygirl sháá,

so perhaps she shouldn't tell me what to do with mine.

Let me explain something to you.

I put myself out there.

So if I put myself out there,

I better be prepared for what comes back.

- No, like, I swear to God, I'm not... I-

I said to her, "She's so hot," and I think you're so talented.

I just wanted to understand what it is.

- I mean, it doesn't really matter.

It's something that I do.

It's the way I express myself.

I'm this, and I'm also that.

But I would never treat anyone like that at my home.

I don't understand why you would have someone over

and then kind of sháá all over them,

but maybe that's just the way she does it.

Nobody really knows that I have this husband that's a lawyer,

that I have a son that's a police officer.

- Right. Right. - He's 23 years old.

I mean, that's kept very quiet

just because I've never chosen to talk about them.

- And by the way, how lucky are you that you

get to have both those lives?

You know how many people are sitting home,

like, as moms and housewives

that are like, "Oh, I wish I could do something interesting

and be sexy." - Right. Right.

- Right? It's a rich life. - Oh, for God sake.

- Just want to dance on stage, God damn it.

- You completely...

- So do something so we could see what...

- Let's stand up.

- Oh, I'm doing it? - Oh, hold on a second, honey.

I did not want to be in the cheap seats.

I want to make sure I get...

- Okay, so you can walk out,

right, hips, hips, hips, hips.

Hit, like, the front.

Give 'em a smack.

Right, boom, all the way up. - All right.

- My ass is out.

Drop down low.

- She's, like, squatting now.

- And now, like, you know, on the dááá.

[ripping] - Oh, fááá!

- Did you ruin your pants? [laughter]

- Did you hear it? - I did, babe, I did.

I'm sorry.

It's not as easy as it looks.

I mean, but anybody can make a margarita.

[laughter] - Wait, let me see.

- That's what you get for saying I have no production value.

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- So you felt grilled? - I did.

- Do you think she picked up

on the fact that you were clearly uncomfortable?

- I hope. She's not a stupid woman.

That's what I don't understand.

♪ ♪

- Namaste.

You know, I had a bad night the night before,

and I love yoga,

and I've done yoga all over the world anywhere.

You know, that's my life.

That is where I feel I'm at my most centered.

Hi. - Hey, how was yoga?

- Well, it was a little grassy. - Yeah?

- I don't really do yoga on the grass.

I get my life force from yoga,

otherwise I'd be popping pills and Xanax and drinking.

Who knows what I'd be doing to try to stay calm?

- I have to ask you something

now that I've got you here. - What?

- You know, it dawned on me at Lisa's "Bella" party.

Out of nowhere she brought up how Vinny and I met.

She brought it up at the table in front of a lot of people,

and I think I clearly looked uncomfortable.

- Okay, so when you made out with him the first time,

did you feel like, "Oh, my God"?

- I mean...

- So how did the affair start then?

- I could feel your anxiety.

- And I was clearly uncomfortable

because I'm in public, and we're talking about this,

and she's not letting it go.

You know, Lisa and Erika are on their way here now,

and before she gets here, I just

got to ask you what you think of this.

- So what are we doing today?

- We're going to Bethenny's book signing,

and I'm sure you want to buy a copy of her book now, don't you?

- Why wouldn't I?

"Please sign this to me."

- I know you want it personally endorsed.

- Yeah. - So with your husband, I mean,

he's got, like, a pretty serious job.

- Right. - So...

Or is he playful, or is he...?

- He's very playful.

Tom is a very exciting person, and he's fun.

He likes to do things.

He's full of life, and he's sweet.

He's super engaging.

- You just love him so much. I can tell.

- I do.

- So you felt grilled? - I did.

- Completely? - I did.

- Do you think she picked up

on the fact that you were clearly uncomfortable?

- I hope. She's not a stupid woman.

That's what I don't understand.

Maybe she'd had a couple drinks?

I don't know. What do you think?

Am I imagining something?

- Well, I... No, I think if it bothers you,

I think you should say something to her.

I can see it affects you. - Well, she's my friend.

- And you care. - And that's... it felt like that

it was a non-friendy kind of thing.

Lisa Vanderpump keeps digging into a topic

that was very hurtful for me.

It makes me feel that Lisa doesn't

respect my marriage at all.

She was just kind of... "So when you were first together,

and you... did you have to kiss him?" I said, "Actually we did."

"How many times?" I said, "Like, once."

She goes, "Well, was that the moment?

Is that when the affair started?" I said, "No."

- Do you notice the age difference?

Yours is what, 30...

- 32 or 33. - Right.

- I don't see a huge age difference in philosophy.

Like, we both view life the same way.

- Right. So do you go to dinners with him,

like, with clients and things? - Yes.

- I bet people are surprised when you show up, right?

- Not any more. - Yeah.

Erika has certainly painted

a very interesting picture of herself.

The much older husband, the videos,

she's put a lot out there.

She's happy to kind of tell it how it is, and I like that.

- I don't feel like, you know, "Ugh.

You know, you're boring, or I'm bored, or let's leave."

He's the one that's like, "Hey, come on. Let's go."

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

- And is that why you love him so much?

- I think so.

I sense that Lisa Vanderpump

really enjoys making you feel uncomfortable

and digs around,

and I'm guessing that's because she wants to be in control.

- That's good. - Yeah.

- You can ask me anything you want.

- She's kind of the self-appointed leader

of the group,

and it's in her best interest

to keep all of her little ducks in a row.

- I have nothing to hide.

- If you don't get this off your chest

to the person that did it...

You just got it off your chest to me,

but why not say it to her because guess what,

that will take your relationship with Lisa to a different level.

You should say... - Dr. Rinna.

I'm gonna lay on the sofa. - Well... shut up.

It's not that at all,

and everyone appreciates honesty no matter what.

- All right. - And then see what happens.

- You're right. - But you can't have

any expectations of what's gonna happen.

- I don't. I know.

- That will be $500. [laughter]

♪ ♪

- Hi. - What's going on, girls?

- I'm gonna cut watermelon up.

- I don't think there are normally heels in the Hamptons.

Everyone's got gravel driveways.

Hello. - Hello, come in the kitchen.

- Lisa's cooking. - Hello, how are you?

- Good, how are you?

- You okay now? - I'm better, thank you.

- Was it Bethenny's food?

- Right through me.

- Well, last night was a little interesting,

Miss Bethenny letting me have it last night.

- Oh, was she?

- Okay, she let me have it about the video.

She was like, "You know, I don't like the production quality."

And I thought, "Well,..."

- She was talking about your brand too.

- Well, she got into my brand too.

She got into the brand to like, "What are you selling?

Like, what are you trying to say?" I'm like,...

- Sex? No. - You think?

So she said some things to me that weren't so great,

but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna be a total bitch back.

That's just not who I am.

Like, I'm not selling cookies. - Right.

- No offense to anyone who is.

[laughter]

Is she being a bitch,

or is she just being...

Jealous?

- Okay, girls, I'm off to go get ready to go to the store.

- I need to talk to you.

I just need to talk to you for a second.

Something's been on my mind. It's not a big deal.

I just kind of need to talk to you about something.

- Do you not eat plants? - No can do.

[overlapping chatter]

- Yes, well...

- Nothing, I just want to get it off my chest,

and it's probably nothing, and I might be just oversensitive,

but you know. - Right.

- It was the other night

where we were having dinner at the restaurant at the Capri.

[dramatic music]

- Coming up...

- Oh, for fááá's sake.

We are very different people. I'm very open.

Ask me anything you want. - Uh-huh.

We were having dinner at the restaurant at the Capri.

You were asking me about how I met Vinny.

- Yeah. - And you kind of kept going on,

and I was just really uncomfortable,

and I realized after the fact...

- Oh, darling, I wouldn't want to ask you anything

that you wouldn't want to tell me.

- I-I don't know.

You know, after what happened with Brandi last year,...

- He was married when you met him, right?

- We both were. - Oh.

- You were both married when you met each other?

- Yeah, we were.

- Do you think you're sensitive about it because...

- We were coming off of what happened.

Absolutely Brandi. - Oh, for fááá's sake.

I'm nothing like Brandi.

We are very different people.

- It just was like... I don't know.

It just seemed like you kept going on

and asking more and more things about it,

and "Is that when the affair started?

Is that what happened?" And it just felt kind of,

ugh, restaurant.

- Well, then just say to me, "I don't want to talk. I'm sorry."

- You're right. You're right.

That's what I should've done.

I mean, I would be happy to talk to you in private

about stuff, but I...

- Okay, it was... I mean, it was just the two of us, right?

- Yeah, kind of just... I don't know.

- I apologize if I asked you too many questions.

But no, I feel like I know you better because of that.

If you ever don't want to discuss something,

surely you just say, "I don't want to talk about that."

This doesn't make any sense to me.

Really, never answer anything you don't want to.

Like, I just had an interesting conversation, you know,

with Erika about her life,

and I kind of feel that's, you know,

how you get to know people.

And if I ever ask you anything,

just say "I don't want to answer it."

- I will next time.

- I'm very open. Ask me anything you want.

- Uh-huh.

She always says she's very open,

but I feel like really she's way more comfortable just kind

of getting into your stuff and not really any of hers.

I-I just wanted to clear the air.

I just...

- I didn't think there was any air to clear, Eileen.

- From my perspective. - Yeah.

- Nothing was resolved by me expressing myself to Lisa

because I told her she hurt my feelings,

and she totally turned it around on me.

I just really wanted to tell you

what I was feeling at that moment

and that I should have said something then.

That's all. - Yeah. Okay.

- Okay.

- No problem.

- Next time on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I feel so bad. Kyle told me I insulted you last night.

- Is this awkward right now?

- Yeah.

- Nobody would think somebody like me

would be in a situation like that.

The police were called a couple times.

- Oh, wow. - Sorry.

I don't want to do this right now.

- I love you and adore you. - Sweetie...

- Doctor said she'd never seen anybody with leakage like mine.

It's almost like a vindication.

Time to get my ass back on the road.

Both: Hi. - How are you?

- I am great. - Oh, my God.

- Katherine sold her soul to the devil

'cause she looks exactly the same.

Fááá you.

You know what's flashing on me more than anything right now?

- What?

- O.J.

- That was a long time ago.

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