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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I opened a store in the Hamptons.

- Fabulous.

- And Lisa has to be in the Hamptons also.

So, I was thinking it would be fun if we all went together.

- [gasps]

- Her husband is amazing.

- He's quite a bit older than I am.

- What's quite a bit?

- My husband's 76.

- Ah, bingo.

Wow.

You've been a fáááing brilliant sister to her,

and you've taken more than a lot of people would.

So you don't need to feel bad at all.

- Kim had been drinking and was arrested.

I was just in complete utter disbelief, to be honest.

- You know, in my MRI they found

that I have the silicone on my lymph nodes.

So, they remove the lymph nodes. - Ugh.

- I'm going to Ohio to have my breast implant

plus all the leakage removed.

- Gigi, Bella, and Anwar. - What?

- It's just my... my will.

- I don't know why we're talking about the surgery

like something's gonna happen.

51% of you feels like if something's happen,

you shouldn't do it.

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- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

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♪ ♪

- You know what I like?

Packing when your dad's not here.

Oh, my gosh. This is a mess in here.

Portia, let me ask you a question.

- Yeah?

- If I have to go to a white party.

This is pale pink.

Do you think anybody would notice?

What do you think?

- I think you would be fine.

- Maybe this is better.

The Hamptons is like the chic weekend getaway

for all the New York City people,

and I've just opened a pop-up store in South Hampton.

So, we're gonna do a little test,

and if it does well, then we're gonna open up

in New York City.

Oh, my God, this thing is about to collapse again.

Maybe you could help me. I don't know what... hold on.

Oh, God.

Oh!

Oh, my God. This is not...

- Not good. - Oh, my God.

- Have fun. - Thanks.

Thanks for your help. Appreciate that.

Oh!

I do not think this would be happening to Lisa Vanderpump.

I mean, her closet, it could eat my closet for breakfast.

Okay, I gotta get out of here.

I can't deal with this right now.

Ugh!

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♪ ♪

- Hi. - Nice to see you.

- How are you? - Excellent.

You look great, as usual.

Follow me. We're good.

- Off we go.

It's all pretty around here. - Yeah, it's nice up here.

- Really nice.

I travel once a month for QVC.

Okay.

Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Great, how are you? - Good.

We have your suite all ready for you.

- I like it because it's quick, it's live,

it's instant gratification... Which I love...

And you're in and out.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

Since I travel so much now,

I have put into my process taking alcohol wipes

and then I wipe down the hotel room.

A little OCD moment.

♪ ♪

My mom was very, very clean

and everything had to be in its place.

So, I have that same thing.

Harry and the kids, not so much.

♪ ♪

I mean, I know I'm crazy.

Come on. I know it.

I accept it. I own it.

I just think there are so many cooties in the world.

It's beyond.

It's just beyond.

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♪ ♪

- I want to make a note. - Okay.

- This flower bed here is a pain in the ass.

- Okay.

- Things look okay. They don't look great.

I need to speak to Zona.

Write her name down: Zona. - Okay, sweet.

- Find out why there's no water in the hot tub.

We spoke about it last week,

but we still don't a date for this tree

that's got to come down, and it's rotting from the inside

and it looks really bad.

I live on five acres.

The house is 17,000 square feet.

It can be a lot.

My interior designer, Joan Behnke,

she's pretty awesome,

and she and I have came up with a plan for the house.

A philosophy for the house, if you will.

Really, to restore it.

It was grand, and then it had lost its step.

[bell tolling]

I wanted to return it, and I think we did a good job.

Mikey. - Yes, darling?

- Let's get this costumes. - Let's do it.

- Let's get this popping.

- So, while you guys were doing the housework,

I went ahead in your other closet

and pulled out all this stuff. - Fááá me, okay.

- Options for Chicago.

- Erika Jayne's packing for Chicago Pride,

but Erika Girardi's going to the Hamptons.

So, my Erika Girardi looks, for the Hamptons,

I've toned it down a little bit.

I don't want to offend anyone.

Like, "Who is this broad?"

- We've done her too many times.

- Yeah, no. - Over it.

- No. Don't even pull out the pink,

'cause that's... I look terrible in that.

- You don't want the pink Power Ranger?

- No. - I'm not...

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- You blew it out in Korea.

- I know, well, that was for Korea.

- All right, we're back in the States.

Old faithful.

- I was gonna say, old trusty girl.

- Yeah, so, I, uh... I would pack this one.

That is gonna be full in two seconds.

- Yeah. - We need more trunks.

- Definitely more. - We need more trunks.

- At least two more trunks. - Yeah.

- You know where they are? They're in the studio.

I prefer to use trunks because they're much easier.

You can get a lot more in them.

It's pointless to take a suitcase.

I'm gonna go Chicago, Hamptons.

Have a good time. - Okay.

- Get in the plane, go to Cleveland,

pick up Yolanda, bring Yolanda home.

- So, Yolanda is...?

- She's having her implants taken out

because they have leaked.

I know, it's bad. - Oh, my God.

You're not getting rid of yours, are you?

- No, never. - Okay, good.

- And I told her, she's like, "Hey, you know you..."

- You have the best boobs ever.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.

I worked hard for these. - Yes.

- My mom and my grandmother and everyone in my family,

they had great boobs. I had none.

I had one that was bigger than the other.

It was not cute.

They were not a good shape.

So, I always wanted, like, gorgeous boobs.

So, I went and I got some.

Someone said that, like,

"Is Yolanda faking her illness?" - Mm.

- A friend of mine said that Taylor said to Lisa,

"Oh, she doesn't believe Yolanda's sick"...

- Really? - Or something like that.

- Why would you lay in bed and be ill

and travel all around the world trying to get well?

- Right.

- I think friends should support each other and not be gossipy.

We need to have a little bit more compassion and mercy.

This is not something that's made up.

This Alaia gladiator skirt. What about this?

It's, like, chiffon. What do you think?

- That seems like it would be great in the Hamptons.

You get some breeze for the vag. You know.

- My vag does not need a breeze.

- I'm not saying that you need it.

I'm saying it might be hot, and you might want a breeze.

I would think if I had one, I would want it to be cool.

- Trust me, you don't want a vag.

- Oh, I don't. - No, you don't.

- But if I did, I would wear my vag on my sleeve.

- [laughs]

"Wear my vag on my sleeve."

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♪ ♪

- You little naughty puppy.

- Oh, my God. Look at this.

This is gorgeous.

This is heaven on earth.

- You're in luck, 'cause it's gonna rain on Saturday.

You can wear it on Saturday.

I just looked at the weather.

Rain in the Hamptons Friday and Saturday.

- Why every time I'm having a party it's raining?

- I know.

- "Bella Magazine" have put me on the cover of this month,

and it's kind of exciting.

They've invited me to the Hamptons for a party.

What about this?

Kyle gave me this.

Did you see? - Did I see what?

- Did you see that Kim was arrested?

- Oh, my God. - Did you see that?

- Yeah, I can't believe it.

She was arrested in Target for possible shoplifting of toys.

- Oh, my God. Now, Kim's arrested?

It's like, "What the fááá?

What's going on with her?"

Yeah, but what's the toys for God's sake?

- Don't know. She hasn't got any kids.

- Who would she buy toys for? - Only...

- Or not buy them, as the case may be.

- The only kid in the family is Portia.

- But not a thief, I mean,

clearly she's been caught red-handed,

but she has to be taking something.

You cannot tell me Kim Richards in her sane mind

would put $600 worth of toys in a shopping cart

and walk it out like a shoplifter.

No, clearly, there was something else going on,

and I think that's the way it should have been handled.

"Excuse me, Madame.

Have you a fáááing clue what you're doing?"

She's got to get it together.

I mean, she has to.

- I think she needs help.

- Well, she's just been in rehab for three months.

- Maybe six months. I don't know.

- I feel bad for Kyle because whatever goes down

between the sisters, she always

takes it onboard, you know? - I know.

- She kind of feels responsible for it,

and she's not responsible.

- You gonna call her now? - I think I should.

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Hi, it's me.

- Hi.

- How are you? You sound upset.

- I'm okay.

I can't really talk about it right now.

I really can't.

- Oh, darling.

- I heard about what happened with my sister on TMZ.

[sentimental music]

- Have you spoken to her?

- No. I'm just trying to figure everything out right now.

I knew the second that I heard this that she's not okay.

It's not always easy to help somebody who doesn't want it.

I know a lot of stuff that we've dealt with and gone through.

And...

This is... Nothing like this ever.

- I mean, do you think... - I'm so sick of it.

- Do you think she was kind of on medication

to end up doing this?

You don't know?

- Portia just walked up and I don't want to talk

in front of her, so I'll talk to you later.

- Okay. All right, bye.

I feel depressed just thinking about it.

I think, for Kyle, she's got to start

looking after herself a little bit more.

It's like when you're in an airplane

and the oxygen masks drop.

You have to put one on yourself

before you can help the person next to you.

- Coming up...

- How much was this?

- Don't. - You got to be kidding.

- Shut up. Mind your own business.

- How much are the shoes, then?

- That'll really make you cry. - Oh, God.

- This is the problem. I don't want to bring

too much stuff, so I had these little bags.

But I have so many shoes

that I think the shoes are gonna fill up the bags.

- You got to have a limit, honey.

- No, it's plenty.

- It's just not worth it, is it?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, how many nights are you gonna be there?

- I have to have shoes.

Can you undo that?

Anyway, I don't know.

- How much was this?

- Don't. - You got to be kidding.

- That was, like, a stupid move.

- You really got to be kidding. - What?

- $496?

- Whatever. - No, that's... that's stupid.

- I make my own money.

- Wait a second. - I am at work, honey...

Now you're ripping it. - Let me pull it off.

- Now you're ripping it. - For Pete's sakes.

- Shut up. Mind your own business.

Go play some basketball.

Leave me alone.

I don't ask you what you're betting on because we...

- There's 5,000 things that look like that.

Look at this.

- The $500 dress will not be brought up again,

or I will be bringing up some football bets...

Get out. - That's not even funny.

It's nuts. It's just wrong.

- You're so creepy. Honestly, I never say,

"So, that $1,000 you put on that game."

Basketball bets,

tennis bets, bets.

No comparison to the $500 dress.

I don't ever question you.

- It's all right. That's fine. That's...

- Once in a while. But not usually.

- You have to give me that one for $496.

- I don't know why I do that either.

- Whatever. I'm happy.

- Shut up. It's pretty.

Okay.

Now you just ruined everything.

Vincent and I split everything 50/50.

I mean, except for, like, my clothes.

I buy my clothes.

So, I don't know why Vincent is so annoyed.

It's like a husband thing.

He didn't pay for it.

I'm just gonna ignore it and walk away

and keep buying clothes.

- I like it.

Enjoy it.

How much are the shoes, though? [laughs]

- Really... that'll really make you cry.

- Oh, God.

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♪ ♪

[faucet running]

- Good morning, Blankie.

- Hi, good morning, Mrs. Foster.

- I didn't sleep the whole night.

- You nervous? - I'm so nervous.

I don't know why.

- Everything is gonna be fine.

Don't worry.

- I know. Oh, see?

I put the milk in the...

- No, not that way.

- 10 years ago, I fell and ruptured my implant.

So, I had them replaced, and now, 10 years later,

they found free-floating silicone.

So, I'm gonna have everything removed... the implants

and all the free-floating silicone in my chest area.

I just worry.

- Don't start.

You're gonna make me cry.

- I'm strong and calm most of the time,

but there's moments, you know,

that I just sometimes don't see the end of it.

I'll be, like, nice and...

[smacks lips] Flat.

Raisins with pancakes.

[both laughing]

These boobies never defined who I am as a woman.

I'm not afraid to lose that.

I just want to get on with life. I just want to get well,

and I will do whatever it takes to get there.

- Hi, Yo. - Hi, Mom.

- It's time to go.

- I'm having a lot of mixed emotions.

What would happen if I don't make it out okay?

Is my husband okay? My mommy going back to Holland.

- I thank you. - You're so welcome.

- You're the most beautiful. - You're so welcome.

- Who's gonna take care of her?

Like, you have all this stuff coming at you,

doubting that I've done enough.

Okay, Mommy. Okay, let's go.

- I love you.

- I feel so blessed and so fortunate.

I'm just grateful that I have the opportunity and the means

to travel all the way to Ohio to have this surgery.

- You don't mind if I ride the whole way like this, will you?

- [laughs]

- Is that funny or sad?

- No, it's funny. - It's funny?

Okay, if you don't mind.

Thank you.

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♪ ♪

- Mr. Girardi.

[both chuckle]

Hey, baby.

- Hi, babe. - Nice to see you.

- Likewise. - Thank you.

[sighs]

How you doing?

- I'm good.

- Thanks for taking time out to see me.

I know you're busy.

Tom lives and breathes the law.

It is his ultimate passion in life.

But if I beg hard enough or wear a cute enough outfit,

I may be able to pull him away for lunch.

- So, you're getting ready to blast off, huh?

- Yeah, I leave Friday... - Right.

- Morning to go to do Chicago. - Right.

- And then from Chicago, I'm gonna go to the Hamptons.

You know, I got invited. - Good afternoon.

How are we doing? - Hey, how are you?

- Doing very well. Yourself? - I'm good, thanks.

- May I offer you a glass of wine?

- No, may I have an iced tea? - Iced tea? Certainly.

- And can I have some simple syrup from the bar?

- Yes, ma'am. - Thanks.

- I was gonna go to Chicago with you,

but then when you went the Hamptons,

I have to be at the Inner Circle meeting.

- That's in Del Mar, right? - In Del Mar.

- Maybe I can jump on the small plane

and meet you down in Del Mar.

We have two airplanes in the family.

So, you know, the little one is more regional

and the larger one is cross country and Europe.

- For Wednesday night or Tuesday night or something like that.

- Right. I know I'm gonna tired,

but I still would like to do it anyway.

It's great to bypass, you know,

security and all that sháá, but, you know,

at the end of the day, you have you pay for the plane.

The plane isn't free.

No. No.

- I'm sorry, sir. We're gonna have to tow your car.

- No way. [laughs]

- No, you're not gonna tow the car.

- Hi, Chief.

- Look how gorgeous you look. - How are you?

Oh, my God. So fancy for lunch.

- [laughs]

- Tom, how are you? - I'm cool.

- What are you doing?

- I'm just having lunch with the lady, you know.

Yeah, but I saw you guys in here thought I'd said hi.

- Nice.

I've known Chief Beck for about five years now.

In Tom's line of work, it's not uncommon to know

politicians, chief of police.

The law, it's a... It's a very small circle.

- I love you. - Come here.

Thank you. All right.

- Bye-bye, sweetie. - See you.

Take care. - Enjoy your lunch.

- We will. - Thank you.

I love Chief Beck.

- You know, that's a hard job.

- It's a really hard job.

My son is a police officer,

and it does my son no good that his mother

or his stepfather know the chief.

No one out there cares.

This is the streets we're talking about.

It's very serious.

They don't give a fááá who you know.

- I almost should get back.

- I know, I know. - Is that okay?

- Yeah.

I'll see you at home?

- See you soon. - All right, baby.

- I love you. - I love you.

- I love you back. - I love you.

Here, don't forget the "Daily Journal."

- Thanks, hon. - Yeah.

- Miss. - Are you kidding?

- This is the small piece.

- Oh, my God.

Well, no one's here to see me eat, so it's okay.

- Enjoy. - Thank you, I will.

I'm not like your typical Beverly Hills woman

that only wants to eat salads and gluten-free and, you know,

"I'm a vegan."

I eat everything.

Yum.

You know what the truth is?

I'm a failure if I diet. I fail.

I can't help it.

I want to eat like those Beverly Hills bitches,

but I just can't.

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Lisa, it's Erika Girardi.

- Oh, hi. How are you?

Erika... I told you about. - I'm good.

Hey, I just wanted to call you.

I know that, um, Kyle invited me to the Hamptons,

which I'm gonna come, but I know that you have

a big event for your magazine cover,

your white party, and I'm not gonna be there.

- No, what? No, silly, why don't you come?

Come to the party?

- I'm gonna perform in Chicago Saturday night.

Gonna give the gays everything they want at Gay Pride,

and then I'm gonna jump on a plane,

meet you gorgeous girls there.

- Jump on a plane?

Any plane or your plane?

- I'm gonna jump on my plane,

get there, and we will have a good time, okay?

- All right, then. Well, I can't wait for it.

- All right, diva. Well, listen, I will see you.

- Did you call me diva, darling? - I did.

I hope you take it as a compliment,

because I mean it.

- Oh, you got the memo, then?

[both women chuckle]

I hardly know this woman, Erika,

and she's calling me diva on the phone?

Well, I suppose I asked how her sex life

with a 76-year-old husband was.

What is he like in the sack?

- He's really vital, like with no Viagra.

- No? Yeah, I know.

- We don't need it.

- So, all's fair.

- I'll see you in the Hamptons, gorgeous, bye-bye.

- All right, darling. Bye-bye.

- Bye-bye.

- Did you hear her call me diva?

Well, you got that right, sweetie.

- Coming up...

- Tell me everything. - I adore you so much.

♪ ♪

- There's no good reason to get up this early

in the morning,

unless you're doing this.

- This is a procedure that just makes so much sense.

I'm gonna be a toothless, boobless...

- Wonder.

- Brainless wonder.

- Toothless, boobless, brainless wonder.

- [chuckles]

- That's just exactly what I married.

- It just seems to be all of a sudden

more clear to me than anything.

- I can't wait till you come out of anesthesia.

"Where are you? I've been looking for you."

- I'm in a fighting spirit.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Ever since I was younger, I loved fashion.

That was the way I expressed myself.

I had a clothing store called Belle Gray.

QVC came to see it, got the vibe of it.

I showed them what I saw the line to be,

and then we made it.

- Good morning. How are you?

- Good, how are you doing?

- I'm good.

- Now, Miss Lisa, you're gonna be going at 11:14.

- Okay. - It's gonna be with the

suede jacket for eight minutes. - Okay.

I can go and sell

what you would make in the boutique in a year

in one hour.

- How are you? - Look how pretty you are.

- Aww. - It's good to see you.

- Oh, it's good to see you. You look so cute.

- Thank you. - I love that.

I love all of that.

Look at Joan Rivers.

Come on, she was 81.

I went to have a facial, and she goes,

"Do you mind if I get the hairs on your chin?"

- That's my job.

Both: Oh, my God.

[knock at door]

- Dennis. - Hello, my love.

- Hi. - I'm here.

I didn't see you slip in. - How are you?

- Give me a kiss. I love you.

- I share a dressing room with Dennis Basso,

who is a bigger-than-life character.

He's a really fantastic designer.

- So, I did Paris's gown and all the bridesmaids.

- You did?

- So, they were all in pale blue.

- Wait a second. You did the wedding?

Wait, hold on. - I was at the wedding.

- Dennis, wait a second.

- Kensington Palace, okay? - Dennis.

- Can you get any better?

She was gorgeous. - What was it like?

- It was like a fairy tale.

It was unbelievable. - Dennis.

They were gorgeous. - Yeah.

Oh, you know, I know those kids since they were, like, five.

- We're all living in this little bubble

and we're all there selling

and it's this weird little world that we live in.

- I love you. - Thank you, I love you.

- Have a great day. - Thanks, Dennis.

These are, like, my playmates.

It's like this mish mosh of people

all together in this warehouse out in the middle of nowhere.

- [gasps] - Lisa Rinna.

- Are you kidding me? - The Lisa Rinna.

- Are you kidding me?

- Hi. - Will you come

and sit and talk to me? - Of course I will.

- Sit down. - I'll sit and talk

to you any time. - Come sit.

Come sit in my office. - What?

- Tell me. I want to know everything.

What is going on?

- What's going on with you?

Tell me everything.

- I adore you so much.

- I adore you, too. - I was so hoping you'd be here.

- How did you do this morning?

- I haven't done yet. - What are you selling?

- I'm selling a really cute jacket, a little shearling,

and a really cute sweater. - Ooh, me too.

- How is it today? Is it good? - Great.

- So she's buying?

- Yes, yes. - Good.

- She's freaking out.

[both laugh]

- It's all about the customer,

and you are talking too... I call her Shirley,

just 'cause I like to put a name on her.

Isaac calls her "she."

She lives for this.

I love you. - Bye.

- Good-bye.

- Good luck. - Oh, thank you.

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- Or whatever they say. Break a leg.

- Well, out here, what do you say?

I don't know. - Break a...

- Break a shearling coat. - Right.

- Okay. Muah.

Bye. - Muah, love you.

- Love you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome, everyone.

Before we go into surgery,

if you want to have a seat in the waiting room.

- What about your... What about your jewelry?

- We will have to remove that.

- Well, I can't remove my wedding ring.

- Okay. - The whole Lyme disease

and colon infection and parasites,

it's still on the side sometimes of a mystery.

I've never taken it off since David put it on.

- [smooches] - Okay.

- But having my implants removed is black and white.

Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.

- How are you?

- Mm.

- I love you. Will you sit with me?

- Yeah. - I'm feeling like this soldier

that is going to battle,

you know, ready to take on this evil thing,

this devil stuck in my chest.

Hi, Dr. Feng. - Hello, my old friends.

- How are you? - My God.

- Good morning. - I am good.

- You look so cute. - Aww, thank you. Are you ready?

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

- How are you? - Good.

- You're gonna wash your hands one more time, right?

- Yes. Yes.

- Are they gonna put me the needle here?

- No, back in there. - Back in.

And David can't go in there? - No.

- Right.

- Oh. Okay. - Yes.

- When it comes to explant surgery,

I think Dr. Feng is the best doctor in the world.

She's done more studies,

she's testified in trials,

the whole spectrum of anything to do with explant surgery,

she's gone it.

What time is it in Australia right now?

Where Gigi is? - Uh, probably about midnight.

- Do you think she's still awake?

- I could try. - I was supposed to call her,

but I forgot.

- You can try.

[phone trilling]

- Hello?

- I love you.

- I love you, Mommy.

- Are you sleeping?

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

I woke you up.

- It's okay. - Okay.

I just wanted to say I love you. I'm going into surgery now,

and then I'll call you when I finish.

- Okay, I love you. - I'll text you, okay?

It's just about six hours, she'll be done.

- Okay.

- Bye.

- [smooching]

- I love you, baby.

Love you. - Love you, bye.

- Bye.

Shouldn't have woke her up.

- It's okay.

It was a worthwhile wake-up.

- Hopefully this is the answer.

It's not gonna cure my Lyme disease,

but it's gonna change my immune system.

It's gonna give my body, hopefully,

the opportunity to cure 80-90% of it,

and I can go back to living some sort of a normal life.

I love you.

- I'll see you in about six hours.

- Don't be scared, okay? - No, no, I'm good.

- Don't stress. - I'm not.

- Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Hi, one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

- Got it. Thank you.

- We're ready for you.

- And now, the magic happens.

Muah. Hi.

- We haven't worked together in so long.

- I'm thrilled to be back. Hi, girls.

- I used to go to her boutique in L.A. all the time

and covet your clothes. - Thank you.

- And then, imagine my surprise and excitement

when she came to QVC.

- As a saleswoman, I love what I do,

and I'm just honest about it,

and I think that comes across.

You're gonna feel fabulous. And you're gonna feel

so good about yourself. And you're gonna feel sexy.

And you're gonna want to show off.

And you're gonna want to feel good.

There's something about me,

and I will say, I want to empower women.

I want to make them feel good.

What I love about this jacket is this princess seaming.

Are you kidding?

I mean, look at how it just goes, fwomp.

This is just satin.

You throw it on and you're five seconds to fabulous, right?

Why did the Lisa Rinna Collection work?

I don't know.

People come and go right and left,

and to be able to sustain it and have a line

that people like,

it's like winning the lottery.

- The camel just sold out. - Oh, shoot.

- Divert your eyes, but you have the black...

- Oh, I love... bye-bye, camel.

- And then you have the olive. - Bye-bye, camel.

- Stay on the phone lines.

- All I know is I just go out there,

I have a fáááing great time,

and I just don't think about it.

I think I've been a hustler and in another life.

Success.

Let's go. - Good job.

- Hamptons, here we go.

Bye-bye, QVC. Muah.

- Coming up...

- This may be even a silicone granule.

It's very hard.

Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

♪ ♪

- So, we're taking off a little extra skin here

as part of the reconstruction.

She's got a lot of scar tissue

right underneath her nipple. - Underneath, yeah.

- Which is why she was feeling the buckling?

- Mm-hmm.

This may be even a silicone granule.

It's very hard.

- And it's really kind of webbed into

the breast tissue, I see.

Like, attached. - It's infiltrated.

- Infiltrated, okay. - Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

- Doesn't that feel uncomfortable in the body?

- Yeah. So, here's that old silicone.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.

It's kind of amazing, really,

at my time of life to be on the cover of any magazine,

but they've just sent a helicopter for me

to arrive at the white party.

It's like, "Hey, I like this."

Kind of flattered, have to say that, yes.

Is Giggy okay, darling?

- Yeah. He's fine.

- Is it too noisy for him, or is he all right?

- Fine. - Okay, good.

Looks good. Off we go.

Hamptons, here we come.

♪ ♪

It's supposed to be, like, party central in South Hampton,

and Bella have arranged

for my friends to have rooms at the hotel.

I think we'll all be staying together.

It's gonna be great fun.

- I cannot stay in a place that is building a nightclub

and a party outside of my door.

[dance music and laughter]

Hello? - Oh, my God.

Did you hear the bass drum going at 9:30 in the morning... 9:30?

- Yeah, are you kidding? I could not sleep in there.

I'm actually calling my husband and seeing if there's a place...

A house here that we can rent.

- Oh, thank God.

- So, if you want to pack up and bring your stuff.

- Are you kidding?

There's no sleep.

I'm in hell.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you.

Home, sweet home.

♪ ♪

Oh. - Wow.

- This is stunning. - Oh, gorgeous.

- This is stunning. Oh, my gosh.

Look at this. - Your husband did good.

- Thank you, Mauricio.

- You've got to be kidding me.

Kyle, look at this.

- How beautiful is this?

- I think we're gonna get some sleep here.

- I... exactly.

When Lisa goes to check-in

and finds out that we all checked out,

she is going to be pissed off,

but we were desperate.

We needed sleep.

- Is that a real deer or is that a fake deer?

- What? A real deer? - Over there.

Oh, it's a fake deer.

- No, that's a real deer. - That's a real deer.

It's a real deer.

[both laugh]

I think Lisa Vanderpump is extremely reasonable,

and she will completely understand

why we left the hotel.

I hope she won't think we've abandoned her.

We've got to call Rinna and let her know.

Ask her if she wants to stay here,

if she wants to. - And is Erika coming?

- I think Erika's coming tomorrow, right?

- Let's check out the rooms. - Oh, the rooms.

We've got first dibs.

[upbeat music]

- Around 5:20, we're gonna hit the carpet,

and then you'll do interviews,

and then we'll do a round of meeting the sponsors,

and then you'll just have fun.

- Okay. Good.

I think it's lovely to be celebrated on the cover,

and there's a lot of things to do,

and it's all very exciting,

but the Gigster's on the cover, too.

So, he's the real star.

Let's be honest.

- We are hanging out at the hottest place

in South Hampton, right? - Is it?

- Yeah, 'cause at night it turns into, like,

the biggest, baddest, like, nightclub experience.

- And all your fans will be desperate to meet you.

Shake paws with everybody.

You're a good boy.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's okay. You're okay, my love.

You're okay. We're gonna see David right away, okay?

- We're gonna walk you right into recovery.

- So... - So, tell me everything.

- Oh, everything went really, really well.

- I mean, I know. You must be exhausted.

- You know it's like a marathon,

because there was so much in there from the previous implant.

- Yeah?

- You know, she's had a very bad rupture.

As I approached the top,

I started to feel the silicone granule.

- Really? - And it went all the way

up to the clavicle.

- Wow.

- She's really ready to see you.

- I'm really ready to see her. - Yeah, okay.

Here you go, Yolanda.

He's right here on your right side.

- Hi, baby. - [whimpering]

- It's done. It's over.

It's finished. It's all great.

You came through it.

You're done. Finished.

All that stuff is out.

- Coming up...

- "Hi, Lisa. Kyle and I left.

We're moving to a house. Call me."

I'm a bit pissed off they didn't stay.

Are you crazy? I've come all the way here.

I can't leave the room.

♪ ♪

- Hello, Lisa - Hello.

Hi. - So great to see you.

- Hi. Hi, Karen.

- Hi, how are you? - Hi.

- It's gonna be a fabulous party.

Everyone's super-excited. - Oh, wow, great.

- Yes, yes. - Well, nobody's looking at me.

They're looking at Giggy. He looks amazing in that, right?

- I just need you to check in really quick.

- Okay. - You're gonna be in 32.

- Do you need a credit card?

- Nope. You're all set.

- Oh, really? Okay. - Yeah.

And then we got a note for you from one of your friends.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

Oh, yes.

- Good morning, Ken.

- Come on, Gig. Up, up, up.

- Come on. Where's lunch?

- Up. Up. Up.

Come on. You can do it. - Come on, Giggy. You can do it.

Come on, Gig.

Just help him up, darling.

- Gee, look how tiny he is.

- Come on, Giggy. Good boy.

Is it a little slippy for him? - Perfect.

- The sangria's good to go.

I feel thoroughly spoiled.

- Well, you should be. You're our cover,

and you came all the way from the West Coast

to be with us. - I don't know how I got there.

Got on there. - All right, good.

Well, I'm gonna step out and I'll see you in a little while.

- I actually quite like the feeling of being pampered

and all these gifts, because I work so hard.

I mean, this is lovely.

I wonder when everybody else is getting here.

Oh, there was a note for me.

I wonder who's that from?

"Hi, Lisa. Kyle and I left.

We're moving to a house. Call me."

I wonder why that is.

Why wouldn't they at least wait until I got there

and then discuss it with me?

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Hi, darling. So, where are you?

- We ran away from that place with the non-stop partying

by the pool.

No room service.

- Are we talking about you're in the same hotel as me?

Because I've just checked in and it's fabulous.

- Okay.

I don't know what to tell you.

I think you're coming to this house with us.

- No, I can't leave here.

They've set it all up for me. Are you crazy?

I've come all the way here.

I can't leave the room.

They've set it up. - Okay.

I guess we'll have to talk about it later

when we come to the cocktail party.

- Mm.

I think it would be rude for me to leave.

I'm not gonna walk out of this hotel

saying it's not good enough for me.

- We're gonna get ready at the house

and then we'll see you soon.

- All right, okay. I'll speak to you later, then.

- Okay. Bye.

- You would think they could have waited, but oh, well.

I'm a bit pissed off they didn't stay

and just talk it out with me and say, "What should we do?"

It seems a little high-maintenance for me.

[tense music]

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, thank God.

Oh.

It is, like, five hours in the car

from Pennsylvania to the Hamptons.

The distance, I don't mind so much.

The traffic, I want to pull my hair out.

Hello?

- Welcome home, darling.

- Oh, thank God. - [squeals]

- Oh, you look so beautiful. - So do you.

- But I'm a team player

and I'm going to support Lisa Vanderpump at her event.

This is Mike. Hi, Mike.

This is Eileen. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- My pleasure. - Gorgeous.

- My pleasure. - Oh, my God.

Okay. - Do you see this?

- When you showed me those pictures, I was like, "Uh-uh."

- Well, they're really, really nice,

but the problem is that they party till 4:00

'cause it's a club. - Oh, yeah.

If I'm 18 years old,

I'm all up in that. - Right.

- But no, I'm not. - I know.

- So, thank you. - I know.

- Thank Mauricio. This is gorgeous.

- I know. You got to pick a room.

- Okay. So, show me what rooms.

- Okay, well, you choose. You choose.

- I'm so catatonic. How are we gonna do this?

- Okay. Let me get dressed. I'll be right there.

- Okay, I'll stop talking to you.

I'm gonna lie down for five minutes before I pass out.

[upbeat music]

- I don't know where my friends are.

I wish they'd stayed here.

- I can't believe they just left.

- It's ridiculous.

In Italy, I was in a room half the size of my bathroom.

I didn't say a bloody word.

- I'm gonna give Lisa that whole little suite area.

They have two bathrooms, which Ken and Lisa will love.

She doesn't like to share a bathroom with her man.

- It wasn't even half the size of your bathroom,

I'm telling you. - No, it wasn't.

Anyway, come on. Let's go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

You don't think I'm ridiculously over-dressed?

- You're the belle of the ball. - Shut up.

- You look fabulous. - Thank you.

All of you look gorgeous.

- Hi, darling. - Hi.

Happy summer. What about the sex monster?

Bring him on.

Okay, Giggy, smile.

You're on the cover too, you know.

This is your afternoon.

[upbeat music]

- Little nipple situation. Do you care?

- No. If you see a nipple situation, just come over and...

- Just come over and twist it. - Yeah, because I'm...

- Are we leaving now? Are we good?

- Yes. - Don't they?

- Oh, my God.

- They look cuter when they're hard.

- They do.

- Oh, my God. Let's go. - Oh, sháá.

- I'm running on fumes right now.

- I know. - Me, too.

So, we're all running on fumes. - Ouch.

- Oh, careful. [laughter]

Just so I know the whole situation, like,

you exited the hotel... You just said,

"We're not gonna stay here."

- I texted her. I go, "Where are you?"

'Cause I couldn't sleep 'cause of all the noise.

- Oh. - And she says, "I'm not there.

I left because it was so loud."

I'm like, "Oh, my God." - No bueno.

- I can't sleep. There's no food.

- Once I heard "loud" and "no food"...

- I know. - I just can't do that

because I haven't slept enough.

Why does it matter where we stay?

That's my opinion.

- Oh, we're here.

Hi, Ken. Oh, my gosh.

Look at Giggy's outfit.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Muah.

- Where did you go?

I'm so upset you weren't here.

I thought we were gonna party together and have fun.

- Well, we will, but I had to sleep today.

I have not slept since Thursday. - I hate you right now.

- Coming up...

- We know that she would not go into a store

and steal $600 worth of toys.

- Obviously. It wasn't like that.

It's a very complicated situation.

[sighs]

- Well, we will, but I had to sleep today.

I have not slept since Thursday. - I hate you right now.

- You hate me right now? - I hate you right now.

- You love me. - Well, hello.

- Hello, you're here. - Look at. Thank you.

- Oh, gorgeous mommy. Look at you.

- I'm really cross with them.

They've moved out.

Where are you staying?

If you've moved out, Rin Tin Tin,

you're my last hope.

- Well...

- Okay. That's it.

Taking too long. - I think we need a cocktail.

- You know what? You're busted.

- I don't feel bad.

We've flown 3,000 miles, and I've driven in the car

for five hours.

What more do you want? We're here.

Like... say thank you.

- Lisa Vanderpump.

You're not really angry with us that we've moved?

- I am, yes.

- You can't be 'cause we flew the red-eye here.

- This is from my point of view.

So, where are all my friends?

Oh, you've got a note.

"Sorry. We left." - Oh, your note.

- "We left. Call us." Oh, okay.

- Lisa is never gonna let me hear the end of this,

but you know what's really bothering her?

She wishes she was at the house with us.

- Okay. - It was very nice.

It's just not right for the situation.

- And I'm not in club mode.

Normally, you know, I like to have fun and be like, party.

- I know. Are you feeling bad?

- I've had a really bad week, and I haven't slept,

and I've been trying to Kim's sháá and everything

all at the same time.

- Have you spoken to her?

- Do you know where she is?

Do you know anything? - Yeah.

- Are you doing what you can to help her?

- Obviously. - Obviously.

- Yeah. - She needs a strong hand now,

doesn't she?

- My sister, Kim, right now is a very sensitive topic to me,

and nobody seems to care.

It's un-fáááing-believable.

- We know that she would not go into a store

and steal $600 worth of toys.

So she must have been... - Obviously. Obviously.

She's not of sound mind.

I don't want to talk about that.

That was not... It wasn't like that.

It's a very complicated situation.

[sighs]

Do you want me to talk about your stuff

that you don't want to talk about?

Because I can if you want me to go there.

- It's okay. Don't worry.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Oh, my God! - Hi!

- Bethany and I have been friends for 25 years now.

- I heard about the Kim stuff.

- It's been really bad for my family and everything.

All the girls were asking about last night.

- I feel badly for you.

- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. I'm Lisa. - Thank you.

- Erika has it all on.

- We watched your video.

- [laughs]

- I mean, it's sexual

in a way that I just was like, "Whoa."

- Oh, my God.

She looks like a "Playboy" bunny.

- This is who I am. - I thought of you as Bambi.

- I'm not gonna tell anybody what to do

with their skinny girl sháá.

So, perhaps she shouldn't tell me what to do with mine.

I'm like, "I'm not selling cookies."

- Right. - How did the affair start then?

- I mean...

- So, you felt grilled? - I did.

- I think you should say something to her.

Get this off your chest.

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