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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,411 Shit. 2 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,722 What the hell? 3 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,926 Not another one. 4 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,243 I shouldn't have been looking for my chapstick, buddy. 5 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,171 You're just stunned, I think. 6 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,931 Yeah. I mean, you got the wind knocked out of you. 7 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,248 I did that on a jungle gym. 8 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,244 Had the wind knocked out of me too. 9 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,003 I'll give you a couple seconds. You'll be fine. 10 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,161 Yeah. 11 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,611 Come on. 12 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,007 Maybe you just need a little... 13 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,401 You want mouth-to-mouth, man? 14 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,769 Maybe that'll help. 15 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,527 I just... I don't want you to bite my mouth. 16 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,049 There you go. That's helping. 17 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,970 Okay, come on. Let's walk it off, man. 18 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,929 Get up on all fours. You can... 19 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,609 Attaboy! Run! 20 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,568 Look at you go! There you go! 21 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,404 Got a good gait. 22 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,964 Got a good gait. Yes! 23 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,290 Where are my chicken sandwiches, Larry? Come on, let's go. 24 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,125 Somebody get these. My God. 25 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,805 Tammy, get over here. 26 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,928 You're late again. Do you own a watch much? 27 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,407 I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere. 28 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,403 You look like crud. My God. 29 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,449 Get off the floor. 30 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,090 Tammy, my office. Now. 31 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,528 I'm coming, Keith. God. 32 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,767 Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am? 33 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,322 Sucking dick and kissing ass? 34 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,400 Excuse me, Keith. We need some more ketchup. 35 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,364 Okay. English, though, Javier. This is America. 36 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,966 - It was English. - That wasn't English. 37 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,445 - Is that blood? - Yeah. 38 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,329 A deer hit my car on the way in. 39 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,687 - You should maybe see a doctor. - No kidding. 40 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,083 Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you later. 41 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,961 Tammy, I'm terminating your employment at Topperjack's. 42 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,485 You've gotta be shitting me. 43 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,405 No, I'm terminating your employment. I need your badge. 44 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,449 What ba...? You mean my name tag? 45 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,644 - Yes, exactly. I need your badge back. - It's not a badge. 46 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,485 It's a name tag, and you made me buy it with my own money. 47 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,722 That's company policy. I need it back. 48 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,680 Well, I need you to stop sweating through your shirts and grossing everybody out. 49 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,611 It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat. 50 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,960 - Not like that. Not like that. - It's how it is. 51 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,764 - That shit's medical. - Listen! 52 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,447 Tammy, you have already been fired. I have already terminated your employment. 53 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,284 You are at least 40 seconds fired... 54 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,284 ...so please exit the Topperjack's. 55 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,081 Fine. You know what? I'm gonna give you this. 56 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,321 - Tammy. - I got it here. 57 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,642 - It's your middle finger. - No. 58 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,887 Poom. 59 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,485 Read between the lines. 60 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,126 I knew that you were gonna do it, so it's not as good. 61 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,567 - I get it, Tammy. - Poom. You get that? 62 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,326 - What is that? - A little version of this. 63 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,841 Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out. 64 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,406 You dick. You know what? 65 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,281 Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in your gross armpits. 66 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,286 - You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick. - Those are Topperjack's supplies. 67 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,205 You are no longer an employee of Topperjack's. 68 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,284 Yeah, that shit's contaminated now! 69 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,009 For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due. 70 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,686 - Tammy, just get out. - Enjoy the special sauce. 71 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,281 Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers. 72 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,761 Those buns are still good. Just change the hats. 73 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,126 Yeah. 74 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,965 - Yeah, that's what I thought. - I'm calling the police! 75 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:35,803 Just thought you should know that the meat here is real shitty. 76 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,849 - God. - Real, real, real shitty. 77 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,764 - That's the truth. - That's not true. 78 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,605 That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird. 79 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,728 It's 110 percent chicken. 80 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,531 Bird doesn't come out of squeezy tubes. 81 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,287 My gut fear, it's mostly dick and beak. 82 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,442 - She's disgruntled. - You know what? 83 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,649 My elbow! 84 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,290 Poom. 85 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,244 Later, loser. 86 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,043 Are you...? 87 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,564 Shit. 88 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,484 You kidding me? 89 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,802 Aw, man. 90 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,086 Shit. 91 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,489 A little help? A little help? 92 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,883 A little help! Come on! 93 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,963 Yeah, karma. 94 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,441 Yeah, we'll see. 95 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,844 God. Hey, Greg. I'm home. 96 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,004 Think your ringer's off. I've been calling you. 97 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,527 That asshole Keith fired me. 98 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,040 Can you believe that shit? Like, who would wanna work there? 99 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,527 How much I feel 100 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,444 Feel for you, baby 101 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,886 What's going on here? 102 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,489 Hey, Tammy. 103 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,603 Wow, you're home so early. 104 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,247 - I'm sorry you got fired. - Shut up, Missi. 105 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,210 Why are you in my house making my husband dinner? 106 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,364 Actually, I made her dinner. 107 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,568 You're gonna get your ass kicked. 108 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,768 You hungry? You wanna eat my fist for din...? 109 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,570 Shit. 110 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,047 I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me. 111 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,601 Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth. 112 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,569 You scratched my tongue. 113 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,210 I'm leaving you, Greg. 114 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,204 I'm taking the household money and getting out of here. 115 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,044 God! Nice, Greg! 116 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,168 You have to cheat with the neighbor? 117 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,170 You can forget about me feeding your stupid cats, Missi. 118 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:36,490 - I'm divorcing you, and I'm suing you, bitch. - For what? 119 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,849 For being an asshole. That's what I'm suing you for. 120 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,047 Why is there only $63 in here, Greg? 121 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,089 Whatever. I'm keeping all of it. 122 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,928 - Shit. - Are you okay? 123 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,686 I'm fine! 124 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,731 I feel great. Pervs. 125 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,570 Assholes. 126 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,963 You two deserve each other. 127 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,201 Shit. 128 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,731 Goddamn it. 129 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,723 Just don't touch anything. 130 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,121 And don't let her touch my underwear. 131 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,240 You know, you never made me dinner. Not even once. 132 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,488 And it smells really good too. 133 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,526 Yeah, I'll see you in court! 134 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,729 I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner! 135 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,087 Assholes. 136 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,923 Missi Jenkins is a whore! 137 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,686 And I kicked her ass! 138 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,161 Kicked her stupid ass. 139 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,527 Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you! 140 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,921 Because I won't call you back! 141 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,367 No fucking way! 142 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,127 I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit! 143 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,685 Mom! 144 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,606 Mom! 145 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,729 Mom, open the door! 146 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,288 Greg's cheating on me, Mom. 147 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,647 - What? - Yeah, I know. 148 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,569 What a jerk, right? 149 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,404 What happened? 150 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:22,010 I went home after a shitty day, and Greg and Missi Jenkins... 151 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,607 ...are having, like, a really romantic dinner at our dining room table. 152 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,921 And Greg made it. 153 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,289 Okay, then I'm sorry. That's terrible. 154 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,201 I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself. I just need to borrow your car. 155 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,811 Why? Where's yours? 156 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,681 Mine is smoking on Highway 13 because a deer jumped out in front of me. 157 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,889 Can I just have your car so I can get out of this shitty town? 158 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,486 I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car. 159 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,689 I don't need you to drive me to work, okay? Keith fired me. 160 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,126 Little prick. 161 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,204 - Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy? - What? 162 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,443 Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit... 163 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,524 ...say you're leaving, you never get more than 10 miles outside of town... 164 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,486 ...you start feeling sorry for yourself, and you come back and throw another fit. 165 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,648 - That's not true. - It's a pattern. 166 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,006 It's not a pattern. 167 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,208 - It is. - That's not even what a pattern is. 168 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,125 A pattern is a thing that comes in pairs of two. 169 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,611 You just don't know science. 170 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,081 A pattern is a series of things or events... 171 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,642 ...that repeat themselves on and on, sometimes into infinity. 172 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,848 That's what a galaxy is. It's not a pattern. 173 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,331 - Fine. - God. 174 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,484 If you don't wanna help me, just give me the keys to Dad's truck. 175 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,531 - No. Absolutely not. - Fine. Then I'm gonna take Grandma's car. 176 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,127 - No, you're not. She is old and not well. - Then she doesn't need a car. 177 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,725 Right? You answer that. 178 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,161 - Don't go. Tammy. - Grandma, I need your car keys. 179 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,325 Yep, I heard everything, and I am ready to go. 180 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,770 I'm taking your car. I'm not taking you. 181 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,287 - You're not getting my car unless you take me. - No. 182 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,930 - Yeah. What? - Mom. 183 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,003 - What, you packed a bag? - Yeah. 184 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,731 Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere. 185 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,121 I am. I'm just not taking this asshole with me. 186 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:00,330 Hey. You're not exactly my first choice for a traveling companion either... 187 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,563 ...but you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house. 188 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,485 I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house. And I hate it. 189 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,803 I love you, but I am not gonna die in this house alone. 190 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,407 You're not gonna die here alone. You're gonna die here with me and Don. 191 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,848 - That's a shitty thing to say. - That's a very shitty thing to say. 192 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,048 I meant it in a good way. 193 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,248 - What's a good way? - My God. 194 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,561 Never mind. 195 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,285 - Shitty. - Very shitty. 196 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,522 Your doctor says you have to take it easy. 197 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,802 Dr. Lansing is an imbecile. Do we have a deal? 198 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,088 No offense, but no fucking way. 199 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,641 I have $6700 in cash. 200 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,531 Bullshit. Prove it. 201 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,651 Yeah. That's gonna do it. 202 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,768 - Mom. Tammy. - You snooze, you lose. 203 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,251 This is ridiculous. 204 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,481 Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride. 205 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,405 - Yeah, I won't. - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills. 206 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,167 - Deborah, unclutch. - Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview. 207 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,527 - I swear to God. - You do what you need to, baby. 208 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,727 Bye, Mom. 209 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,651 Not a good idea. 210 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,683 It's a little swollen. It's okay. 211 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,571 What's Brookview? 212 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:24,282 It's an old folks' home. Like a prison for old people. 213 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,124 Horrible place. 214 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,731 I don't know where I'm going. 215 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,162 I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls. 216 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,041 Okay. 217 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,610 That was a stop sign. 218 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,402 Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that. 219 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,967 All right, do you think we could just try to be pleasant? What do you say? 220 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,248 - How about a beer? - No. 221 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,041 - Um, whiskey. - Jesus, no. 222 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,685 My God. 223 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,490 You're pregnant. 224 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,804 I'm driving a car, Grandma. Do you see what I'm doing? 225 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,009 Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles... 226 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,606 ...doesn't mean I'm not doing what I'm doing. 227 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,444 All right. I'm sorry. Sorry. 228 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,886 God. 229 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,929 You know what? Screw it. Give me a beer. 230 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,930 Yes. Okay, here you go. 231 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,847 One little beer can't hurt, right? 232 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,284 - Lock the door. - Spin it, spin it, spin it. 233 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,441 I got it. 234 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,005 Hello, cows. 235 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,165 I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows. 236 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,729 I'm gonna fuck you up between two sesame buns. 237 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,124 Whoa! That's a bump. 238 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,648 I stuck the landing! 239 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,642 You wanna go ride a cow? 240 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,525 Shit. 241 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,887 - Where the hell are we? - Shh, shh, shh. Come here. 242 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,362 When I was a young girl, I used to feed deer... 243 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,922 ...right out of my hand at my grandparents' cabin. And there was this one deer... 244 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,325 Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here. 245 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,448 You never did appreciate nature. 246 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,089 Not when it totals my Corolla. 247 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,004 No. Thank you. 248 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,322 How the hell did we even get in here? 249 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,961 My God. 250 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,406 - You know what? - What? 251 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,801 I think this is some X-Files shit. 252 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,327 - For sure. - I don't know. 253 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,445 You know what? If we die out here, we're just raccoon food. 254 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,440 It's not funny. I saw that on a show. 255 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,444 - Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home. - Home? 256 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,206 - Yeah. Home. - What? 257 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,682 You're always talking about how much you wanna get out of that town... 258 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,569 ...and we finally are out of it. 259 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,441 And then one little thing happens, and you just wanna just run on back? 260 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,127 Come on. Let's go. 261 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,444 Fine. 262 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,768 I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter. 263 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,729 - I'm not a quitter. - Yes, you are. 264 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,247 Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this? 265 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,769 - God, I got it stuck. - It's all right. Go ahead. Push. 266 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,682 - That's it. Little bit more. - It's crushing it. 267 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,446 - That's okay. Crush it. You got it. - I am not a quitter! 268 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,250 - You're a doer. - I am a doer. 269 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,805 That's it. That's it. 270 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,925 You got it. You got it. 271 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,526 Do it. Do it. There you go. 272 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,684 I am not a quitter! 273 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,848 Shit. 274 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,280 Who's a quitter now? 275 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,083 Whoa. 276 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,085 Sorry about that! 277 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,968 You should wear a helmet. FYI. 278 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,687 Whoa. 279 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:23,851 - God. - "Mark Twan National Forest." 280 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,162 - Where are we? - We're in Missouri. 281 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,245 We went in the wrong direction. And you do know who Mark Twain is, right? 282 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,805 I know who he is. 283 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,606 Good guy. 284 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,048 He's a good guy. 285 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,890 Okay, Tammy. 286 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,447 - Tammy, listen up. - What? 287 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,841 Well, you're at a crossroads, right? 288 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,125 You could change the trajectory of your whole life. 289 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,567 You've got time. I've got money. 290 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,641 You don't wanna go back to that town. You deserve to have a little fun. 291 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,080 Right? 292 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,045 There's no alcohol on the dock. 293 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,330 It's my juice. 294 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,211 One hand! 295 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,931 - Well, that's not safe. - No. 296 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,282 I am ripping shit up! 297 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,851 Yeah! 298 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,011 Enjoy my spray! Because I'm spraying you! 299 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,207 Slow down! 300 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,844 Look at that. She is so brave. 301 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,800 Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot! 302 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,325 Smoking hot! 303 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,002 Might be too hot! Throttle's jammed! Too hot! 304 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,603 My God. Tammy? Tammy! 305 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,925 Tammy! My God. You scared the shit out of me. 306 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,411 I can't believe this. 307 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,882 Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit. 308 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,843 Are you kidding? Forty-eight hundred dollars? 309 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,283 Is that your scam? You like taking money from little old ladies? 310 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,966 You break it, you buy it. You're lucky I don't call the police. 311 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,886 That machine malfunctioned on me. You're gonna be hearing from my lawyer. 312 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,328 All right, just stop it, Tammy. Here you go, $4800. 313 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,963 Don't give him cash. Put it on your card and dispute it later. I do it all the time. 314 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,726 I don't believe in credit cards. Cash is real. 315 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,281 You should be charging shit like crazy, because you're old. 316 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,882 - By the time they come to get it, you might not... - Go in the car. 317 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,044 - ...still be here. You could be dead. - Get in the car. 318 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,647 - I'm trying to help you with your business. - Get in the car. 319 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,762 - Hey. - Dick. 320 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,251 She's an idiot. 321 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,529 Muscle shirts are for muscles. 322 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,801 I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand. 323 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,802 Four thousand 800 bucks. 324 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,169 "Four thousand 800 bucks." 325 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,211 Pay you back. 326 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,442 There we go. 327 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,127 How much you put in? 328 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,081 Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10. 329 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,924 Halfsies. 330 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,523 Hey, hang on, I wanna clean out the junk in this... 331 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,808 On the floor. Wait a minute. 332 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,930 There's garbage all over the floor. 333 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,606 You're taking your old-people pills and stuff, right? 334 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,611 Yeah. I don't need them, but, um, I'm taking them. 335 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,729 Wait a minute, let me get up all this junk. 336 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,006 We should frame this. 337 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,331 Okay, come on, get in. 338 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,290 - I have to pee. - Why didn't you go at the gas station? 339 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,810 - I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods. - No. No way. 340 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,363 So why do you wanna go to Niagara Falls, anyway? 341 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,203 Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy. 342 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,370 He was gonna take me when I was about 8 or 9. 343 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,887 But he got too busy working. 344 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,884 And then he got too busy getting sick and dying. 345 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,811 So I never did get to see it. 346 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,002 And now... 347 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,131 ...some 60-odd years later... 348 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:06,241 ...I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you, with my granddaughter. 349 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,646 Don't you think that's pretty special? 350 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,165 I think so. 351 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,486 Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet? Because this is like a therapy session. 352 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,811 Hey! Come here! 353 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,567 Yeah? 354 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,569 Look at this thing. 355 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,730 - Do you believe that? - No. 356 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,690 - Right? - Right. 357 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,081 It's amazing. America? 358 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,282 - Really, yeah. - Yeah. 359 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,681 It says he carved it with a chainsaw. 360 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,531 - Do you believe that? - I do. 361 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,604 I can't believe that's possible. You do that with a chainsaw... 362 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,848 ...and create that kind of artwork, the end. 363 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,925 You just... I think you should just slam that chainsaw down and be like: 364 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,525 "Look what I did." 365 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,007 Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay. 366 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,124 - I like it. - "Okay"? It's majestic. 367 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,891 - Heh. - It's not "okay." 368 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,611 I mean, that is super cool. You're just jealous. 369 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,084 - Please. - What've you ever done that's that cool? 370 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,602 Nothing. Short list. 371 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,922 I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon. 372 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,530 - Wait, on his bike? - That's Lance. 373 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,728 I don't care which brother it is. 374 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,565 That's still lame compared to this. 375 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,404 Boo. 376 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,364 I had a six-month relationship with one of the Allman Brothers. 377 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,446 Right. Yeah, me too. Heh. 378 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,649 - Bullshit. - Watch your language. It happened. 379 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,847 My God. 380 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,961 Did you really have an affair with Gregg Allman? 381 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,360 No. With Duane. 382 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,641 Who? 383 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,280 Duane Allman. The brother. 384 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,927 - Did you at least get to meet Gregg? - Of course. I got to meet him a lot. 385 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,084 I was on the bus for most of their first tour. 386 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,441 - What? - Yes. 387 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,530 I have to say that's, like, one of the coolest things... 388 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,366 ...anyone in our family has ever, ever, ever done... 389 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,091 ...like, going back to when we were cave people. 390 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,167 Probably is, actually. I never thought of it that way. 391 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,724 I got to run to keep from hidin' 392 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,245 - Remember that? - That's good. 393 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,325 And I'm bound to keep on ridin' 394 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,251 - And I've got one more - One more 395 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,965 Silver dollar 396 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,326 And, like, he goes low. 397 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,642 I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no 398 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,847 Ain't gonna let 'em... 399 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,729 Go low. 400 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,927 Midnight rider 401 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,367 - Get your chin out. You do it... - Rider 402 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,682 - Not, like, in a weird way. - Rider 403 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,331 - And I got one more silver dollar - One more silver dollar 404 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,881 Little lower. You're off. Listen. 405 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,201 Let you, no 406 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,604 Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider 407 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,009 - That's it. Better. Better. - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom 408 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,723 You know, one time, I got fingered by Boz Scaggs. 409 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,247 Tammy. 410 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,410 No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't actually Boz Scaggs. 411 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,327 - Okay. - It's a good bird. 412 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,450 Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird. 413 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,283 Yes, we're here. We found it. Yep, we're here. 414 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,007 You know what? I can smell it from the parking lot. I think you're right. 415 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,162 She says this is the best BBQ in the city. 416 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,442 Then let's have dinner and get off the phone. 417 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,204 No, sweetie. We can't. Thanks. 418 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,775 - We already checked in to a hotel. - Give me my phone. Bye. 419 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,564 - We'll see you tomorrow. - Bye. 420 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,131 - Love you. Bye. - Don't hit me. 421 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,215 - What are you doing? - Give me my phone. 422 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,481 - We're not going to see Lenore. - Why? 423 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,689 Because hanging out with an old lesbian is not my idea of a good time. 424 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,008 Don't be silly. She's an amazing woman. 425 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,561 She's remarkable. She just lives life. 426 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,330 She just grabs it by the horns. 427 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,768 I mean, you could learn a lot from her. If you paid attention. 428 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,490 - Are you...? - What? 429 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,727 - Don't do that. - What? 430 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,609 What? 431 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,240 What are you, gay for Lenore? You love her so much? 432 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,965 She is my cousin. 433 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,361 My God. Would it be so terrible if I were gay? 434 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,680 I don't care if you're gay... 435 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,531 Can we please just stop talking about your twang? 436 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,603 I'm very proud of my twang. 437 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,563 I am loving this brisket. How's yours? 438 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,564 It's really good. I love the bark. 439 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,371 And I would know because I'm a bark shark. 440 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,565 Sittin' on his mama's knee 441 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,481 There are some juicy-looking gentlemen in here tonight. 442 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,287 I think we might just get lucky. 443 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,329 - I might. - You might. 444 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,966 Don't know about you. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it? 445 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,690 Yeah. 446 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,525 You know what? It's too easy for me. 447 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,082 I mean, I can go out there, and I can get any guy in this room. 448 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,975 - Really? - I don't know what it is. 449 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,890 But guys have always been drawn to me. Kind of like flies on shit. 450 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,120 You might in the future wanna say "bees to honey." 451 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,210 Why? 452 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,921 What is this power? I would like to see this power in action right now. 453 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,811 - Yeah? You ready? - Yes. 454 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,521 All right. You better get a notebook out and a sharp pen. 455 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,520 - This is gonna be a goddamn Clinic. - I can't wait. You show me, girl. 456 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,570 Pay attention. 457 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,165 Go ahead. 458 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,243 I got two. I got two. 459 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,409 You wanna buy me a drink and slide some parts around? 460 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,166 I'm sorry. What? 461 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,122 - Like that? Is that what you want? - I, um... 462 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,691 What? 463 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,600 Wrong answer. 464 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,003 You wanna buy me some drinks and get up in this? 465 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,127 I'm gonna pass, but thanks. 466 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,890 Well, fuck you, and fuck you too. 467 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,202 Poom! Fuckers. 468 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,447 Stupid. 469 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,122 I think they were together. That must be why. 470 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,846 Now, that makes sense. 471 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,401 You can't work your magic on that, right? 472 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,642 I mean, I'm magic, but not... 473 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,280 It's cool. I didn't get... 474 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,284 Hey, I'm cool with your lifestyle choice. 475 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,603 - Yeah. Gay it up. - What? 476 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,569 I didn't know. 477 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,767 Here you go. 478 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,803 - Thanks. - To your honey. 479 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,810 Hoo. 480 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,804 Now, let's turn your honey back to the music. 481 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,803 "Turn my honey." 482 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,846 I just got that. 483 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,722 I just got "bees to honey." 484 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,042 It does sound better than "flies on shit." 485 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,965 - Yeah. - Because "flies on shit" would... 486 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,361 - Mean you're... - Yeah. All right. 487 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,285 I'm gonna keep that cataloged because I use that a lot. 488 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,363 - Okay. - Whoo! 489 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,440 I like your hat! 490 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,441 When he was a new baby boy 491 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,729 Sittin' on his mama's knee 492 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,123 He picked up a hammer And a little piece of steel 493 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,170 Three o'clock. 494 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,891 Got something on the radar at 3... 495 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,485 That's 9. 496 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,802 - Where are you putting your 12? - Straight ahead. 497 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,088 Look at 3. Three, 3, 3. 498 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,326 Boy. 499 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,450 He's coming over. He's coming over. He's coming over. 500 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,364 - All right. - Hi there. 501 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,727 A little birdie told me you might need some more beer. 502 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,360 Well, that's one smart little birdie. 503 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,001 You two sisters? 504 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,209 No. She's like 100. 505 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,047 I'm Earl, and this is my boy. 506 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,525 Howdy. I'm Pearl, and that's my Tammy. 507 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,246 - Hey. - Hey. 508 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,323 Good grip. Thank you. 509 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,845 What's your name, Good Grip? 510 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,891 - I'm Bobby Tillman. - Yeah, you are. 511 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,644 Yeah, I am. 512 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,086 Yeah, you are. 513 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,603 What do you do for a living? 514 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,444 I run my dad's farm. 515 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,965 - Cool. - Right. 516 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,567 Hey, Connie, can you bring some shooters over here? 517 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,802 This lady would like to get intoxicated. 518 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,051 That'll work, won't it? 519 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,768 So farm? 520 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,371 Yep. 521 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,171 - Dancing juice. That's what we need. - Thank you. 522 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,688 Hey, babe, here lam I'm a man on the scene 523 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,921 I can give you what you want But you've got to come home with me 524 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,165 I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store 525 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,211 When I get through throwin' it on you You've got to come back for more 526 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,530 Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin' 527 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,127 Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now 528 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,288 - It gets around - Whoo! 529 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,446 All right. 530 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,446 All right. Thank you very much. We're gonna take a little break. 531 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,649 One more time! 532 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,729 That was amazing. 533 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,166 Whoo! 534 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,368 We gotta take a break! 535 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,090 Whoo! 536 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,321 My God. 537 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,729 You need a cool-off. Right? 538 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,727 I am so sweaty. I was ripping it up out there. 539 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,884 Everybody was kind of really just working as a unit. 540 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,849 I kept calling you in. Did you see me? 541 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,935 You looked great out there. Yeah. 542 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,530 - Well, I can move. - Yeah. 543 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,569 You're so bad. 544 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,244 - Dad. - What? What? 545 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,721 Don't you think it's time to go? 546 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,089 Well, look, Bobby, let's not be rude, okay? 547 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,730 I haven't finished my drink yet. 548 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,166 Now that's gonna take a little bit of time. 549 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,800 I'm going to the bathroom. 550 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,009 When I come back, we're leaving. I don't care if you finish your drink. 551 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,924 I'm gonna go pick up that hint he just dropped. 552 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,563 Hey, is this the bathroom line? 553 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,448 Um, what are you doing? 554 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,762 Just wondering where your wife is tonight. 555 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,163 - I'm not married. - Let's light this candle. 556 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,728 Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do not want your tongue in my mouth. 557 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,161 Then where do you want it, man? 558 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,000 No, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just... 559 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,731 - You're welcome. - Okay. 560 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,402 Not a chance. 561 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,449 Good set, man. 562 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,008 Thanks a lot. 563 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,010 Just ditching me in there. 564 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,851 Can't find my grandma anywhere. Do you know where she is? 565 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,121 I do, unfortunately. 566 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,965 God! Hey! 567 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,927 - Just go away. We're fine. - God. 568 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,650 I think she took my keys. 569 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,411 Did you take my keys, Grandma? Are you kidding me? 570 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,406 Come on. 571 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,284 Dad. Cut it... 572 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,602 My God. 573 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,491 I don't wanna know what that was. 574 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,002 That's a shitty way to end the night. 575 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,605 You're telling me. 576 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,323 Sorry I, you know, made that... 577 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,729 ...little pass at you... 578 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,921 ...in there. - "Little pass"? 579 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,122 - Tsk. - That was kind of aggressive. 580 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,770 Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry. 581 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,725 No, it's okay. I was flattered. It was just surprising. 582 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,206 You know. 583 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,968 Honestly, for the night as a whole... 584 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,329 ...it wasn't the worst thing that happened. 585 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,130 Do I say "thank you" to that? 586 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,162 - Yeah, there's a compliment in there. - In there somewhere. 587 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,446 God. Don't look. 588 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,209 I just told you not to look. Why did you look? 589 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,600 I tried to save you from that. 590 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:59,805 Because by saying it, it's like an invitation to look. 591 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,284 It's like if somebody says, "Does this smell weird to you?"... 592 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,920 ...and they put it out, you lean in and you smell it. 593 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,281 You don't smell it. 594 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,727 But you do. You lean in and you smell it. 595 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,521 I would not smell something if somebody told me not to smell it. 596 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,880 - I can guarantee you that. - I don't think that's true. 597 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,367 - Dad. All right, enough! - We're only at first base. 598 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,363 Boy, here comes second. 599 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,364 Dad, this is not fair to Mom. Come on, man. 600 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,367 - "Mom"? - It's complicated. 601 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,289 Yeah, you think? I think so. 602 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,289 - Hey, Grandma! - Sorry, nobody's home. 603 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,290 - That asshole is married! - Come on, Dad. 604 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,324 - He's married! - Sorry, darling, the inn is closed. 605 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,444 I'm sorry, but he is an asshole. 606 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,843 I agree. He's a little bit of an asshole. I can't... 607 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,326 Will you do me a favor? 608 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,802 My mom is home alone and she's sick, and I need to get back with her. 609 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,721 So do you have like a pen or something I could borrow real quick? 610 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,567 Yeah, I think so. 611 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,283 All right. Look. If they come out of there at a certain point... 612 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,761 ...just give me a call and I'll come pick him up. 613 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,570 Here. 614 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,250 Thank you. 615 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,281 I knew you were into me. 616 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,771 I got your digits. 617 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,407 Sorry, that was stupid. That was dumb. 618 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,891 All right, Tammy. 619 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,202 Thanks for holding down the fort. I appreciate it. 620 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,006 Yeah, I'll watch him. 621 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,805 Appreciate it. 622 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,291 - Thanks. - Good luck. 623 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,807 Thanks. Bye, Bobby. 624 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,408 Bye. 625 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,006 Yes, Earl. 626 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,447 You know who she fucked? Duane Allman. 627 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,887 Yeah, she fucked the wrong Allman Brother. 628 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,883 Enjoy that. 629 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,001 - It's 119, Grandma. I said it. 119, 119. - 119. 119. 630 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,401 Could you not do...? Can I just have my shit back? 631 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,446 No, no. Come on. A gentleman always carries a lady's things. 632 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,321 - Bingo. 119. You're right. 119. - Yeah, great. 633 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,485 So you wanna come in for, um... 634 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,610 ...some color TV or sex? - Yeah. 635 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,967 No. We had a deal. 636 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,766 Yeah. Bullshit. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. 637 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,241 You are too old to be this strong. 638 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,926 Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it. 639 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,605 Hey, Tammy. 640 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,411 - We need some ice, baby. Okay? - Yeah. Fuck you, Earl. 641 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,562 - Fuck you. - Aw. 642 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,603 Come on. 643 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,040 Shit. 644 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,125 I gotta... 645 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,169 I gotta pee. 646 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,481 All right. Let's go for B2. 647 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,087 You piece of shit. 648 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,887 I paid for you. 649 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,366 Come on, you tasty motherfucker. 650 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,369 Yeah, now who wins? 651 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,760 Me. 652 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,525 Tammy? 653 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,401 Hey, Tammy. 654 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,211 Tammy. 655 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,843 Tammy, what are you doing out here? 656 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,723 They wouldn't let me in the room. 657 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,689 You slept outside? 658 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,010 My God. Here, let me help you up. Come here. 659 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,764 - Thanks. - Yeah. Of course. 660 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,445 You're all dirty. 661 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,171 She took my keys... 662 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,323 ...and I just didn't want them driving off and doing something stupid. 663 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,801 That's why I gave you my number. You should have called me. 664 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,924 I didn't think you meant that. 665 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,091 I said it. I meant it. Okay? 666 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,481 All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go. 667 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,130 I'm sorry about all this. 668 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,886 Well, I mean, you didn't do it. 669 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,089 I'm the one who's supposed to be keeping him out of trouble. 670 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,447 I don't think you're very good at it. 671 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,601 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired. - No, I think you might be right. 672 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,125 God. 673 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,362 Tammy, what are you doing out here? 674 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,568 All right. Let's go, boy. 675 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,167 Dad. Truck's this way. 676 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,164 Gotcha. 677 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,089 - Well... - Well. 678 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,924 I guess this is goodbye again. 679 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,121 Yep. 680 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,567 I'll take care of that one. You take care of that one? 681 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,124 Okay. 682 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,130 - See you, Bobby. - See you, Tammy. 683 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,007 Thanks again. 684 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,445 Yep. 685 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,080 - Get that out of your way. Sure. - I am so hungry. Thank you. 686 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,685 It's been such a long time since I've had a good servicing. 687 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,644 You know what I mean? 688 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,411 Pass me the ketchup. Please. 689 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,806 You know, I didn't bring you on this trip to babysit you. 690 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,123 You are on this trip because of me. 691 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,080 Because of my car and my money. What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth. 692 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,722 Yeah, I'm too busy watching you screw crusty old men in dirty hotel rooms. 693 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,089 God, here we go. You gonna blame me for everything, like always? 694 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,329 I do. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night... 695 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,209 ...and letting me sleep outside like a dog. 696 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,364 You're on your second Bloody Mary. It's not even 10 a.m. 697 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,204 This is vegetables. 698 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,649 I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was 10... 699 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,610 ...and finding an empty room, that's what I blame you for. 700 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,401 You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone. 701 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,131 - Your parents were there. - It's not the same. 702 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,567 You were my best friend, and you just left me. 703 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,924 I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot because I got nipped by a raccoon last night. 704 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,846 All right. Tammy, I know I've done some wrong things in my life... 705 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,480 ...but you don't know everything. 706 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,564 I know I don't need you, and I don't need your money. 707 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,643 - But I'm gonna take your car. - What? 708 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,690 - Let's see how you like getting left. - Don't you leave me here. 709 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,922 You cannot leave me here. You come back here. 710 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,281 All right, now sit down. 711 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,091 Anybody wanna screw my grandma? Just get her a drink. 712 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,841 - Hi, Mom. - - Tammy, put Grandma on. 713 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,002 She's in the bathroom right now. 714 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,123 Tammy, she left all of her pills here. 715 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,760 High blood pressure, heart, everything. She's diabetic. 716 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,524 She cannot go unmedicated. 717 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,284 Do you understand what I'm saying? 718 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,249 - I get that. - Listen to me. 719 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,607 She thinks she can handle it, but she can't. 720 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,648 - Tammy. - Yeah, I know she can't. 721 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,127 - Bye, Mom. - I don't think you do, because you... 722 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,760 Tammy. Don? 723 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,570 Shit. 724 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,209 You gotta be kidding me. 725 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,970 One. Two. 726 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,248 One. 727 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,281 - Two. - I told you you can't drink in here. 728 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,049 - One. Two. - I'm calling the cops. 729 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,603 - You don't have to call the oops. I got her. - Well. 730 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,000 Look who came back. 731 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,120 Yeah. I came back. 732 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,123 - You did it? - What? 733 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,691 Drunk by 11. 734 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,605 What do I win? 735 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,091 Car ride with me. 736 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,681 Come on. I'm pretty sure you've had enough. 737 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,161 You know, this is real cherry. 738 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,926 And guess what my secret ingredient is. Try some. 739 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,531 Is it whiskey? 740 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,445 No. It's whiskey. 741 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,489 - All right. Let me just... - No. 742 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,240 - Let's go. - This is mine. 743 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,209 - I need my beer. - You got beer? 744 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,771 Yeah. I got beer. 745 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,763 - They're still in the store. - Bye. 746 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,490 Okay, we're leaving right now. 747 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,207 - Just get the drunk out of here. - You know what? 748 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,604 - All right. Watch it. - Hey. 749 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,240 - Hi. Thanks for the beer. - What? 750 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,363 Yeah, nice try. I'm not buying you beer. 751 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,366 No, you don't have to. I already bought it for them because these are my new friends. 752 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,205 This is Jesse. And the girl. 753 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,328 And we have an arrangement... 754 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,485 ...where I'm getting them the beer, and they're gonna give me a ride out of here. 755 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,890 How? On their bikes? 756 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,731 The fucking old lady promised us a beer, so give it to me. 757 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,366 Don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit. 758 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,329 Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady. 759 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,006 Don't say "lady." I'm not that much older than you. 760 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,687 What do you care? If you don't give us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs... 761 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,767 I hope you do drugs. I want you to do bath salts and then eat her face off. 762 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,285 - Just give it to me. - No! 763 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,845 - I'll take that. - Cool it, Jesse. 764 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,210 Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode. I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse. 765 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,289 - I'm not afraid to hit a girl. - Neither am I. 766 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,007 Get off me! Get off me, you fucking rat! 767 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,321 Yeah, nice jeans shorts. 768 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,364 Fuck. The cops! 769 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,170 Hey! 770 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,971 Don't. That's my grandma's beer! 771 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,331 God. I'm sorry! 772 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,565 I'm sorry. That... 773 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,205 Put your hands up. 774 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,885 All right. All right. 775 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,601 Get your hands up. 776 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,686 Two pens. One half-eaten Rolos. One lighter. 777 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,443 Hairbrush. One necklace. 778 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,931 Two bags of trail mix. 779 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,162 Forty-two dollars and... 780 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,169 ...10, 20... 781 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,244 ...23 cents. Sign here. 782 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,611 Yeah. 783 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,406 - What are you doing? - You were snoring and then you stopped. 784 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,365 I just wanted to check and see if you were still breathing. 785 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,005 I'm sorry. 786 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,731 Well, keep your fingers out of my nose. 787 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,123 No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here. 788 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,606 Well, it's not like you're the worst person in the world. 789 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,161 I mean, you're close, but... 790 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,771 I cheated on Greg. 791 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,644 With the ice-cream man. 792 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,209 You had intercourse with Jerry Miller? 793 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,522 No. I didn't do it with him. 794 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,405 I just let him play with my boobs. 795 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,681 You didn't do it for the free ice cream, did you? 796 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,645 Not at first. 797 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,407 I don't know why I did it. 798 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,723 I think at first, I just wanted attention... 799 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,201 ...and then I kind of got hooked on Klondikes. 800 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,450 I don't know. 801 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,481 Maybe I'm the worst person in the world. 802 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,404 I don't think that. 803 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,449 What's worse than Jerry Miller? 804 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,001 I tried to sleep with your father. 805 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,650 What? 806 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,087 I tried to sleep with your father. 807 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,881 Nothing happened. Don was a perfect gentleman. 808 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,806 He put me back to bed before your mother got home. Nothing happened. Nothing. 809 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,611 Look, I was not in my right mind for many years because of the drinking... 810 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,445 ...and when I realized that I'd stepped over the line... 811 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,447 ...where I was actually thinking of sleeping with my own daughter's husband... 812 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,208 ...well, then I just didn't know what could happen and... 813 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,929 That's why I left. 814 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,082 My God. 815 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,329 - Grandma. - No, don't. They're fine. 816 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,643 - My God, they look really bad. - They're fine. 817 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,484 - Tammy Banks? - Yeah. 818 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,962 - Let's go. Bail's been posted. - Okay. Let's go. 819 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,125 Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm gonna stay a little bit longer. 820 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,004 Just there's a little, um... 821 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,604 ...small glitch. 822 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,205 Let's go. 823 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,088 We're charging her with possession of oxycodone. 824 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,050 Well, she's got prescriptions for everything. She's old. 825 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,568 She had 32 oxycodone pills, and they were not prescribed to her. 826 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,643 Judge set her bail at $3000. 827 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,927 We don't have that kind of money. Jesus, she needs to get out of there now. 828 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,050 You know she's got diabetes and probably tons of other shit. 829 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,851 I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes. 830 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,241 Diabetes is a very manageable condition. 831 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,371 I don't give a fuck about Glen. I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you. 832 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,608 My grandma needs to get out of there now. 833 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,285 Then you better get $3000. 834 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,449 - How am I supposed to do that? - It's not my problem, lady. 835 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,367 - Yeah, thanks a lot. - You're welcome. 836 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,410 - I didn't mean "thank you." - I didn't mean "you're welcome." 837 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,564 You're done here. You better leave while you can. 838 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,924 - Yeah, she did. Yes. - She did? 839 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,202 - - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 840 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,091 Do we have, like, a Christmas account or a savings account with...? 841 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,326 Is she there? 842 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,490 Yeah. 843 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,889 Okay, bye. 844 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,284 How much? 845 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,727 - Sixteen hundred dollars. - What? 846 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,366 No, I'm not gonna fund your spring break. 847 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,363 Why hasn't your grandma called me back? 848 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,285 Could you just trust me for once, okay? 849 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,204 Can I just have the money? 850 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,010 What's wrong? Is it Grandma? 851 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,130 - No. I told you she was fine. - God. 852 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,930 I told you this was a bad idea. 853 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,845 But you didn't wanna listen to me- I hate to say it, but... 854 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,490 ...I told you so. 855 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,291 I know you're right. But I know how to fix this now. 856 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,441 How are you gonna fix it? 857 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,040 Hello? Tammy? Tammy? 858 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,244 I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do. 859 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,649 I can do this. 860 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,124 Be a bad-ass. 861 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,204 I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass. 862 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,847 My finger. 863 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,570 Freeze. Nobody move. 864 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,244 - Shit. Don't move. - Okay. 865 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,561 Don't move. 866 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,049 Dang it. 867 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,528 Don't even think about it. 868 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,966 I'm gonna need you to put all the cash in a bag. 869 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,726 - Okay. - Hey, you. Get out here. 870 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,963 Keep your hands where I can see them. 871 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,521 Hey, just make it... I only need 1600, really. 872 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,570 - You don't want all of it? - No, just 1600. 873 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,324 My grandma's still got 1400. 874 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,687 - Just make it 1650. Round up. - Okay. 875 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,889 You, give me some pies. Give me some of the good pies. Hey! 876 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,280 - What? - Jesus. 877 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,727 I said, give me some of those pies. 878 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,965 Take them from the back so they're fresh. All right, you, go to the other register. 879 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,009 - Get the higher bills. Go. - Okay, okay. 880 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,650 Reach to the back, man. 881 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,922 Don't give me shitty pies. You'll regret it. 882 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,722 No screwing around. 883 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,846 I got you both covered. All right? 884 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,164 But excuse me. That's your finger, though. 885 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,403 Is it? Is that just my finger? 886 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,568 I'm not sure. Is it? 887 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,926 Shut up. 888 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,970 I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy. 889 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,009 - Okay. Sorry. Yeah. - Okay? 890 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,970 - Just get pie. You want some pies? - I like pie. 891 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,771 Well, get a pie out for you, get a pie out for... 892 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,242 If you change your attitude, I'd like to give you some pies. On me. 893 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,289 No, thanks. I don't care for them. 894 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,125 Goddamn it. What did we just talk about? 895 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,567 I have a gun on you. I offered you pie. 896 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,326 He likes pies. He's got a gun to his face. 897 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,962 Anything I say, he's gonna like. I ask you. You want some pies? 898 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,929 I like pies. 899 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,082 Come on, that's what I'm talking about. 900 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,322 I feel like we're getting somewhere... 901 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,723 ...and under different circumstances this would probably work out. 902 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,680 We'd probably be, you know, good pals. Like, see movies and, you know. 903 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,081 - Yeah. - Like, find a hot tub or... 904 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,163 I have one at my apartment complex. 905 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,448 Okay. That would be... 906 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,331 Fingers crossed we meet up again. 907 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,571 - Yeah. - All right. 908 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,802 Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me. 909 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,765 - I think this is all of it. - Just get over there. 910 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,247 - Go. Don't walk right toward the gun. - Sorry. 911 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,485 Put pies in there. Put them in. 912 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,642 Don't creep up on me like that. 913 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,524 Larry, seriously. 914 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,848 - You like apple? - I do like apple. 915 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,482 But don't make me... I don't wanna have to choose between you. 916 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,125 Choose Larry. 917 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,080 Larry, she's telling me to take you out. 918 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,686 It's just, you're so much older, you know? 919 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,320 - My gosh. - I'm a veteran. 920 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,960 - That's amazing. - Yeah. 921 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,202 I'm gonna have to put you in the cooler. 922 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,488 Come on, let's go. Today. Get your pies. 923 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,846 Let's go. 924 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,527 Larry, it's a real honor. I wanna thank you for your service. 925 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,446 Here. 926 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,922 Don't know if it's a blanket or a towel, but it'll keep you warm. 927 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,005 I'll call the cops in 10 minutes and let them know you're in here. 928 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,485 Damn it. 929 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,930 Shit. Come on. 930 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,410 Come on. 931 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,321 God. My God. My God. 932 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,004 Where do I go to bail somebody out? 933 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,406 - Name? - Tammy? 934 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,450 - Where have you been? - What? 935 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,362 - Never mind. Yeah. - Okay. 936 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,601 Let's go. 937 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,602 - Well, slow down, slow down. - Okay, I'm sorry. Okay? 938 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,165 How did you even get out? 939 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,446 Well, I called Earl... 940 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,400 ...and he very generously had Bobby wire the bail money to the station. 941 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,210 Really? 942 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,291 What are you doing with oxy? I mean, whose pills are those? 943 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,529 Well, they're mine. My foot was hurting... 944 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,288 ...and my pills weren't working, so I asked the Robinson boy if he had any. 945 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,920 Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer. 946 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,684 No. 947 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,526 Yeah, he stands on the street and sells drugs in little sandwich bags. 948 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,095 - Did you think he was a pharmacist? - He's organized. 949 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,645 Yeah, so was Hitler. 950 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,200 - Courthouse grounds over the next two years... 951 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,243 ...and upgrade those grounds throughout. 952 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,529 In other news, there was a robbery at the Oaktree Topperjack's. 953 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,526 Two employees were held at gunpoint. Michelle Li joining us live at the scene. 954 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,721 Shit. 955 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,885 Authorities are describing this person as 5'2", white, female. 956 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,489 The robber had a navy T-shin' featuring a bear with "Mahalo" written on it. 957 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,404 The robber was last seen driving... 958 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,404 ...an older-model Cadillac, hauling a Jet Ski. 959 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,006 The suspect made off with $1600... 960 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,925 - That's quite a coincidence. - ...and 13 signature pies. 961 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,531 Yeah, and she was super bossy. 962 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,287 But she did give us pies, so that was cool. 963 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,120 We're certainly glad that you're Sa... 964 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,083 What have you done? 965 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,210 Sit down. Right now. Sit down. 966 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,164 Well? 967 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,287 - Well, your feet were really puffy... - Yeah. 968 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,001 ...and they looked really messed up. 969 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,324 I didn't know how else to get that kind of money. 970 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,402 And I was afraid if I didn't get you out of there... 971 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,326 ...something bad was gonna happen to you. 972 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,050 And I just always screw stuff up, and I didn't wanna... 973 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,162 - I didn't wanna screw that up. - Sweetie. 974 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,085 My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. 975 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,605 I'm sorry. 976 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,561 Look at me. You have to take that money back. 977 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,008 If you don't take it back, I'm gonna turn you in myself. 978 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,921 You gotta take the money back. 979 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,289 You gotta take the pies back. 980 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,761 All right? 981 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,922 I can't really take all the pies back. 982 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,684 Why not? 983 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,365 Okay. 984 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,808 - I kind of got into them. - Okay. 985 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,608 You're more bad-ass than I ever thought. 986 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,331 I think you take after your grandma after all. 987 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,609 All right. 988 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,205 - We'll fix it tomorrow. - Yeah. 989 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,089 We'll fix it. 990 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,081 - I'm not. - Yes, you are. 991 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,163 - I'm not wearing it. - I just made it for you. 992 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,209 It's full of grease. Look at this. 993 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,365 - Can you put it on before someone sees us? - You realize how much it clogs your veins... 994 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,722 - Put it on. You're killing me. - All right. 995 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,689 You have to argue about everything. 996 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,968 That's kind of calming, actually. 997 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,890 Just throw the money through the window and we'll get out of here. 998 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,169 All right. Fine. Here we go. 999 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,041 - God. No, I'm returning it. - She's returning the money. 1000 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,283 - I'm returning the money to you. - I'm calling the police. 1001 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,011 No. We're gonna need more pies. 1002 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,766 I'm not robbing you. I'm giving it back. 1003 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,685 God, stop freaking out. Stop crying. 1004 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,411 I'm returning this to you. 1005 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,161 Listen carefully. Keep the car running. 1006 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,563 No, just relax. It's okay. Everything's normal. It's cool. 1007 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,088 My, bandit partner, she just accidentally robbed you last night. 1008 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,691 She didn't really mean it. 1009 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,411 And here's the money back. No hard feelings. 1010 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,766 Are you the grandma? 1011 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,124 Look right here. 1012 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,489 None of this happened. None of this happened. 1013 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,922 Just relax. None of this happened. 1014 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,889 What are you doing? 1015 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,850 - You said "Come a-running." - I said "Keep the car running." 1016 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,920 - You need to be more articulate. - I have a bag on my head. 1017 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,601 And by the way, why does mine have no expression and yours has a smiley face? 1018 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,922 It's not smiling. I'm showing tiger teeth. 1019 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,242 I thought it was a mustache and a smile. 1020 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,091 - Just go. Go, go. - Come on, let's get out of here. 1021 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,322 Don't be a hero! 1022 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,290 - Hey. - Hey. Where's Larry? 1023 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,842 He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up. 1024 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,240 Just tell him hi. 1025 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,481 Okay. 1026 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,124 Watch the curb, watch the curb. 1027 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,050 Jesus, she's crying up a storm. Somebody go hug her. 1028 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,884 It's okay, Kathleen. 1029 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,929 My God! 1030 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,927 Niagara Falls, here we come! 1031 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,641 Not in this car. We're gonna go down straight and then take a right. 1032 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,484 - What? - Yeah. 1033 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,766 Lenore. 1034 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,611 - Hey. - Hey. It's been too long. 1035 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,842 Too long. Sweetie, you look so great. 1036 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,844 Aw. It's great to see you. 1037 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,606 - Come here. - Aw. Is this little Tammy? 1038 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,167 Look at you. 1039 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,167 Darling, last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a grasshopper. 1040 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,891 - Yeah, I'm taller. - Yes, you are. 1041 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,042 - You don't remember me, do you? - No, I do. 1042 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,441 You wanna see some ID? Family album? 1043 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,489 - She got a sense of humor? - Yes. Sometimes. 1044 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,371 - Darling. How's your mom? - Good, I think. 1045 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,410 You know, not real thrilled with us at the moment. 1046 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,369 Yeah, Pearly filled me in. 1047 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,329 You knocked over a Topperjack's? 1048 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,848 - Grandma. - Lenore's cool. 1049 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,646 That the vehicle you perpetrated your crime with? 1050 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,811 - Yeah. - Okay. 1051 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,209 This is what we're gonna do. Get in there and take everything out. 1052 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,931 Clean everything out of it, all the evidence, okay? 1053 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,286 You're on the lam. 1054 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,205 You're a fugitive from justice. Think about it that way. 1055 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,249 - Jesus. - And we'll pull that trailer off. 1056 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,529 - And I'll pop those plates, okay? - Okay, what do you want me to do? 1057 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,401 Honey, why don't you hunker on back down there in that RV, put your feet up? 1058 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,449 - I got this covered. - Okay. 1059 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,682 - Alrighty. - All right. 1060 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,210 Four dollars a gallon. 1061 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,409 Thanks, Obamacare. 1062 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,211 - I don't think this is such a good idea. - I do. 1063 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,761 You wanna go to prison for robbing a store? 1064 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,201 Well, I returned the money. 1065 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,010 Well, I'm not a lawyer... 1066 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,801 ...but I don't think you want the police getting ahold of this car. 1067 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,284 Shit. 1068 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,286 I wouldn't stand there if I was you. 1069 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,765 My God. 1070 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,888 - Buckle up. - My God. 1071 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,689 Holy shit. 1072 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:42,882 I am so happy every time I come here. 1073 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,044 Susanne. 1074 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,601 - Hi. - Hi, Pearly. 1075 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,285 It's so good to see you. 1076 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,044 So good to see you. 1077 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,287 Isn't that precious? 1078 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,441 Yes, I do remember you. 1079 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,520 Hey, Tammy. I haven't seen you in ages. 1080 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,489 - Welcome, welcome. - Thanks. 1081 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,087 - Holy shit, you guys are loaded. - Tammy, that is so rude. 1082 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,767 What? This is like Falcon Crest shit and stuff. 1083 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,689 I thought you owned a pet food store. 1084 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,928 Yeah, well, I own 22 of them. 1085 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,241 - No. - Yeah. 1086 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,722 - Wasn't it, like, Martha's or Mabel's? - Merlin's. 1087 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,326 - Why Merlin's? - Because I dig wizards, man. 1088 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,324 - My God, I do too. I love wizards. - Get out of town. 1089 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,370 I like them because they can blow shit up with their fingers. 1090 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:27,087 Tammy, have you ever been to a lesbian Fourth of July party? 1091 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,200 - Not that I know of. - Well, they are fun. Come on, Penny. 1092 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,083 So let's hear this again. I'm fascinated. 1093 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,850 I just... I meant it... 1094 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,766 I meant it as a compliment. I said you were super hot. 1095 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,649 You know what I mean. 1096 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,802 When I think of what a lesbian looks like... 1097 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,129 ...I think of somebody who looks more like... - Like me? 1098 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,283 Personally, I prefer the term "labisian." 1099 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,481 - We should talk about that shirt. - Yeah, okay. 1100 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,769 - I love this shirt. - I know, but it's time to give it a little break. 1101 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,215 - What are we gonna do for the party? - Please don't wear that shirt to the party. 1102 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,924 You're gonna doll me up... 1103 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,209 ...and then I'm gonna have to be beating the ladies off with a lesbian stick. 1104 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,964 There you are. Look at you. My gosh. Wow. 1105 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,561 You look so softened. 1106 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,481 I don't know. Susanne made me put on Lenore's shirt. 1107 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,041 It actually looks better on you than her. 1108 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,646 Look at you. My gosh. 1109 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,045 So nice. 1110 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,729 Well, thanks. 1111 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,405 Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer... 1112 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,922 ...but I just wanna say something in a super-loving way... 1113 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,048 ...but could you not get shithouse tonight? 1114 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,967 Sure. Easy-peasy. 1115 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,364 - I mean it. - Okay. 1116 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,410 - So you wanna dance? - No, they'll probably think we're a couple. 1117 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,040 It's too late for that. Come on. 1118 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,407 - Look at you. I love it. - Really? 1119 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,766 Pearly! Pearly! Pearly! 1120 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,887 - I need your help with something. - Is something hurting? 1121 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,089 No, no, no. My gosh, you're a little sweaty? 1122 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,971 - I'm killing it on the dance floor. - I know, you're dancing hard. 1123 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,122 Well, let's just try to glow less. 1124 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,809 Cool off. My goodness. 1125 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,962 Look who it is. 1126 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,969 Hey, Tammy. 1127 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,771 - What are you guys doing here? - Pearl invited us. 1128 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,447 Pearly, where's the dance floor and the bar? Not in that order. 1129 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,329 - This way, baby. - Grandma. 1130 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,165 - Sweetie, have fun. Bye. - See you later, son. 1131 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,449 Well, that was fast. 1132 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,924 I gotta say, your mom and dad have gotta have a real weird setup... 1133 01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,923 ...because I don't get it. - Heh. 1134 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,525 They've actually been separated for a long time. 1135 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,882 And she's been sick for quite a while... 1136 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,805 ...and he still takes care of her... 1137 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,088 ...so it's kind of complicated. 1138 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,811 Yeah. It's probably complicated. 1139 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,681 - Anyway... - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you? 1140 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,209 I just put on, like, a shirt and pants. I'm not... 1141 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,010 Maybe a little aftershave? 1142 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,010 Is that what I'm kind of smelling? 1143 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,282 I put on some cologne. 1144 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:34,207 - You put on man perfume to come and see me? - No, I didn't put on ma... 1145 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,160 - I think you did. - Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink. 1146 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,563 It's kind of a vanilla. Like a little... 1147 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,762 It's not vanilla, it's regular. It's just... 1148 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,410 - I don't know. - Come on. 1149 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,325 I know. I know what it is. You smell like a cookie. 1150 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,084 Shut up. I don't smell like a cookie. 1151 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,730 - I think you do. - Come on. 1152 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,644 Yeah. 1153 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,809 Yeah. 1154 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,490 - Does that smell weird? - No. 1155 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,081 - I told you. - You made me smell it. 1156 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,730 - I told you. - Why did I do that? 1157 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,686 Because I told you, if somebody says, "Does this smell weird?"... 1158 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,451 - I don't wanna hit anybody. - What was that? 1159 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,331 It's a dog cookie. I mean, a dog biscuit. 1160 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,051 You tricked me, Tammy. 1161 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,884 It's because I'm tricky. 1162 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,682 I actually don't think you're tricky. You're kind of a straightforward person. 1163 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,491 It's one of the things I like about you a lot. 1164 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,081 Thanks for bailing my grandma out. 1165 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,730 It was really nice. 1166 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,281 Of course. But, I mean, anybody would have done it. 1167 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,682 No, not really. 1168 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,882 They wouldn't have. So it was... 1169 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,246 Thanks. 1170 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,089 Thanks. 1171 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,085 Well, I'm glad I could help. 1172 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,126 I like your hair like this, by the way. It's nice. 1173 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,046 I don't know. Susanne did this weird clampy thing. 1174 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,884 No, it's pretty. 1175 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,168 You look really pretty. 1176 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,971 Thanks. 1177 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,891 I know this is stupid, but I'm still married. 1178 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:41,684 And it's a shitty marriage... 1179 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,368 ...and it's over, but it wasn't all Greg's fault. 1180 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,602 I was kind of an awful wife. 1181 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,328 - You know, I just don't wanna add to the... - No, it's okay. 1182 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,887 - It's, you know... I'm sorry. - No. Don't. 1183 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,327 You're right. I didn't mean to, you know... 1184 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,931 Anyway. 1185 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,404 You know, I get it. 1186 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,804 You know, you get a little taste of Tammy, and then you... 1187 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,611 ...kind of come clamoring back for more. 1188 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,808 - You get it? Really? - Yeah. 1189 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,611 I'm like a Cheeto. You can't eat just one. 1190 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,090 Tammy, that's Lay's potato chips. That's not Cheetos. 1191 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,686 No, not for me. I love a Cheeto. 1192 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,644 Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two. 1193 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,081 You're gonna wanna see this. Come on. 1194 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,969 - All right. - Okay. 1195 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,361 - Come on. Chop-chop. - We're coming. 1196 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,642 Get your asses down here. 1197 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,723 Hey, what did you do with the Jet Ski? 1198 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,962 Viking burial. It's trashed. 1199 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,485 Viking burial. 1200 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,121 Viking burial! 1201 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,445 Okay. Would you like to do the honors? It's your craft. 1202 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,080 Yeah, but you love blowing shit up, so... 1203 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,766 Yeah, I do. God help me, I do so love it. 1204 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,166 - Go, baby. - Get on, Lenore. 1205 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,731 The tribe has spoken. 1206 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,127 Although we did not have the opportunity... 1207 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,887 ...to feel your mighty engines thrum between our thighs... 1208 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,442 ...we salute your watery prowess... 1209 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,041 ...and we commend your spirit to Valhalla. 1210 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,122 - Valhalla! - Valhalla! 1211 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,689 Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby. 1212 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,811 - Viking burial! - Viking! 1213 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,361 Viking burial! 1214 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,529 Lesbians! Attention, everybody. 1215 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,047 - Shit, Grandma. - Hi, my name is Pearl Balzen. 1216 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,361 Excuse me. 1217 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,809 And I wanna take this opportunity to thank my cousin Lenore... 1218 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,206 ...and the beautiful Susanne for this kick-ass party. 1219 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,443 Yeah! Yeah. 1220 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,482 And I just wanna say happy Fourth of July! 1221 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,124 Amen, Pearl. Amen. 1222 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,800 All right, enough of that. Seriously, folks. 1223 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,850 I wanna give a little birthday gift to America. 1224 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,129 I don't know how old America is right now, but I just wanna say... 1225 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,487 ...happy birthday, America. 1226 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,165 - Beep. - Shit. 1227 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,202 - Do it again! - Yes. 1228 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,124 - Those are beauties. Really beauties. - Let's go. You're done. 1229 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,486 You're done. You're drunk. 1230 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,405 What the fuck did you do? Go get me another drink right now. 1231 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,210 You said you weren't gonna drink. 1232 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,601 I said I wasn't gonna drink. Get me a drink. Come on. 1233 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,526 May I introduce my granddaughter, Hamburger? What are you doing? 1234 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,287 Cheeseburger, sorry. She's actually Cheeseburger. 1235 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,165 Hey, hey, hey. What? What? 1236 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,295 - Don't tell me what to do. - Just get off the... 1237 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,687 I don't want some fat loser telling me what to do. 1238 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,169 You're just being an asshole because you're drunk, and it's not okay. 1239 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,731 Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy. 1240 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,240 - She didn't mean anything by it. - I absolutely do mean it. 1241 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,761 I totally understand. I don't blame Greg. 1242 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,248 I would leave her too. I mean, I wouldn't want anything to do with her. 1243 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,370 Look at her. Come on, everybody, people. 1244 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,251 Look at that. What? 1245 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,887 What? 1246 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,771 At least I didn't try to fuck my daughter's husband. 1247 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,122 - How'd you know about that? - Fuck you. 1248 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,281 What? 1249 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,008 - Always something with her. - You fucking drunk. 1250 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:32,960 - Okay. We're having fun. - All right, let's get the party going. 1251 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:35,964 - Why's everybody being so quiet? - We gotta go. Here we go. 1252 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,727 What? What? All right. What did I say? What did I say? 1253 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,645 Thank you, Sanne, everybody. Whoa. 1254 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,161 There you are. 1255 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,847 I've been looking all over creation for you. 1256 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,440 Quite a show you two put on. 1257 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,609 I didn't start anything. 1258 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,889 Well, you sure finished it, though, didn't you? 1259 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,126 What was I supposed to do? Just stand there while she said shitty things to me? 1260 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,170 - It's not fair. - What the hell does fair have to do with it? 1261 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,643 I got a big news flash for you, Tammy. 1262 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,566 Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to scrape and claw for everything you want... 1263 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,449 ...just like the rest of us. 1264 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:26,889 You know, for years you've been bellyaching and complaining about how your life sucks... 1265 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,004 ...but you haven't done one single thing to make it better. 1266 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,003 It isn't magic, you know. 1267 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,289 You can't just bitch and moan and expect shit to change. 1268 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,602 You think this house just fell on my head one day? 1269 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,928 I had to work hard. 1270 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:43,846 You know, gay hasn't always been in fashion, my friend. 1271 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,203 Susanne and I... 1272 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,090 If you had any idea how hard we had to work... 1273 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,489 We didn't have anything handed to us. 1274 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,608 You need to grow up, honey. 1275 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,971 You don't know anything about me. 1276 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,083 You're not that mysterious. 1277 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,450 Dogs are mysterious. 1278 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,762 Cats. 1279 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,200 Birds. 1280 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,362 Fish. Fish are the most mysterious. 1281 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,202 And I've made a mint, thank you, Jesus. 1282 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,404 But we're not mysterious. 1283 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,401 Look, you know... 1284 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:28,201 ...she shouldn't have said all those ugly things. I agree with you. 1285 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,283 But she's drunk. 1286 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,562 She won't remember it tomorrow. 1287 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,165 Yeah, she's always drunk. 1288 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:35,845 She's an alcoholic, Tammy. 1289 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,081 She's sick. 1290 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,250 You need to focus on getting your shit together. 1291 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:46,804 Why don't you figure out what it is that you really want and just go after it? 1292 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,323 Maybe you can help her out. 1293 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,801 I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks. 1294 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,209 Suzanne 1295 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:07,161 Takes you down to that place by the river 1296 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,368 Suzanne 1297 01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,246 Hey. 1298 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,851 - God. - I'm sorry. 1299 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,767 - Why you coming at me, like, out of the dark? - I was... I'm sorry, I was just checking on you. 1300 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,000 It looked like you were having a hard time out there. 1301 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,922 She kind of told me I was an asshole and to get my shit together. 1302 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,610 Jesus, that's a little harsh. 1303 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,366 I'm not so sure that she wasn't right. 1304 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:40,651 Can't exactly keep complaining about my life and not doing anything about it. 1305 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,650 Yeah, but you had a hard night with your grandma and everything. 1306 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,888 - Yeah, that was great. - Yeah. 1307 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,729 Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know. 1308 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:54,963 I shouldn't have brought Earl here. I knew it. 1309 01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,360 But I wanted to see you. 1310 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,407 Heh. Yeah, because I'm such a great catch. 1311 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,530 No, it's not that you're a catch. 1312 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,682 I mean, I'm not saying you're not a catch. 1313 01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,243 Just, you know, my life's boring, and you're a very not-boring person. 1314 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,880 And, you know, I... It's... 1315 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,642 Wow. You're kind of super bad at compliments. 1316 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,690 Like, it's kind of amazing, really. 1317 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,808 I'm doing my best, but I think you know what I meant. 1318 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,246 I know what you meant. 1319 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:34,847 I don't know. I don't really think that now... 1320 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,281 ...is kind of a great moment for either one of... You know. 1321 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,723 You've got your dad you're chasing after. 1322 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,962 And I don't even have a car... 1323 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,928 ...or, you know, a job. 1324 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,770 You know, I don't think... 1325 01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,448 ...that putting two messes together is gonna somehow... 1326 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,762 ...make an unmess, you know? 1327 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,328 I guess I just think you're wrong. 1328 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,642 Probably. 1329 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,246 I usually am. 1330 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,967 Well... 1331 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,202 ...I should probably get out of here... 1332 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,244 ...because my dad is now starting... 1333 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,727 ...to flash his breasts to the lesbians. 1334 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,482 God. Yeah. 1335 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:34,850 - That's probably your cue. - So... Yeah. 1336 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,480 - I guess we're goodbye-ing again. - Yeah. 1337 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,610 - Just wanted to mix things up a little. - All right. 1338 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,128 I still think you're wrong, I gotta say. 1339 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,170 I can't hear you. Lenore's blowing shit up. 1340 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,200 - Morning. - Morning. 1341 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,691 Morning. 1342 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,330 Quite a party? 1343 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,164 'Twas, indeed. 1344 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,322 I'll get in on that. 1345 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,482 Thanks for the ass-kicking last night. 1346 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,130 No problemo. 1347 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,202 - Where's Grandma? - Outside. 1348 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,242 Maybe I'll bring her a cup. 1349 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,571 Can we call a truce, or do we have to actually fistfight? 1350 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,167 Grandma, I brought you some coffee. 1351 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,330 Hey. 1352 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,289 Hello? 1353 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,564 Grandma, I brought you some coffee. 1354 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,484 Grandma? 1355 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,885 Grandma? 1356 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:03,923 Grandma? Grandma. 1357 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,728 Grandma. Grandma. 1358 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,083 Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up. 1359 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,208 Grandma, wake up! 1360 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,443 Wake up! God. 1361 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,007 I'm so sorry. 1362 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,043 I'm so sorry. 1363 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:27,965 Shit. 1364 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,404 Hey! 1365 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,886 - She's not breathing. She's dead. - What? 1366 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,615 - My God, what? - She's dead. 1367 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,926 Robin, Call 911. 1368 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,964 - She's dead. She's not breathing at all. - You can't be serious. 1369 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,167 What's happened? 1370 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,926 She's not breathing, and I just let her drink all night. 1371 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,841 - No, no, honey. It's not your fault. - It is my fault. 1372 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,531 Tammy, it's not your fault. My God. What happened? 1373 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,050 Pearl! My God! 1374 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,810 God! My God, Pearl! 1375 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,564 Pearl! 1376 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,286 What the fuck?! 1377 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,403 - What the fuck? - What happened? 1378 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,324 Go get her. 1379 01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,602 - My God. - She's not dead. 1380 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,120 - My God. - What? 1381 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,482 - Sit. Okay, okay. - I think she passed out. 1382 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,608 - What were you thinking? - What? 1383 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,650 You weren't breathing. We all thought you were dead. 1384 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,247 You are gonna clean your shit up. You're gonna stop all this drinking. 1385 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,323 Do you hear me? You look terrible. 1386 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,131 Well, my feet... I don't feel so good. 1387 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,805 Goddamn it, Pearly. 1388 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,361 Nobody should die in a lawn chair. 1389 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,485 All right. All right, don't shake her, don't shake her. 1390 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,045 Don't bounce her so much. 1391 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,044 Remember, she's not taking all of her pills she's supposed to be taking. 1392 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,009 Okay. Thank you, ma'am. 1393 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,486 Did I flash my boobs last night? 1394 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,483 - Yeah. You did. - Did I? 1395 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,961 Yeah. You were throwing them around last night. 1396 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,203 Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook. 1397 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,204 They look good. I mean... 1398 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,964 My God. 1399 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,481 My God, I was mean... 1400 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,404 I was mean to you. 1401 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,651 I called you Cheeseburger. My God. 1402 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,810 - It's okay. - Pearly, we'll be right behind, okay? 1403 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,800 - It's okay. It's okay. - No. 1404 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,002 - We'll follow, okay? - Yeah. 1405 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,721 Shit. 1406 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,760 Hey, officers. 1407 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,163 Ambulance got here first, but she's gonna be okay. 1408 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,051 So don't worry about it. Thank you, though. 1409 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,647 Ma'am, we got reports that someone was burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night. 1410 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,564 You see anything? 1411 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,760 It's super uncool. I would never burn a watercraft. 1412 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,285 - No. - No. 1413 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,566 No? 1414 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,326 We've also been tracking a 2004 Cadillac de Ville... 1415 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,484 ...towing a Jet Ski that was involved in a robbery. Anything on that? 1416 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,129 You know... Wow. 1417 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,490 That's a Hawaiian bear shirt. You don't see a lot of those around here. 1418 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,527 You probably see quite a few. 1419 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,480 You're gonna have to come with us. Let's go. 1420 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,400 - Come on, man. - Let's go, ma'am. 1421 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,761 Stand back, ladies. Right this way. 1422 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,445 I'm going with... 1423 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,921 - I bet you see a lot of bear shirts. - No, no, ma'am. 1424 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,129 - Constant. - Ma'am. Get... 1425 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,415 - Are you serious? - There was a bee. 1426 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,727 - There's no bees here, ma'am. - There was a bee. 1427 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,484 You can't run from the law. 1428 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,684 Tammy Banks. 1429 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,490 On the gate. 1430 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,649 See you later. 1431 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,763 I hope not. 1432 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,889 Hey, Dad. 1433 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,164 Tammy. You rehabilitated? 1434 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,041 - I guess. - Then let's go home. 1435 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,209 Wherever that is. 1436 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,370 Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg. 1437 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,284 Yeah, me either. 1438 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,169 Look, um... 1439 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,881 ...you want me to take care of that wiggly little motherfucker for you? 1440 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,521 - What? - I'll go over there and kill him for you right now. 1441 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,122 I'm old. I don't care if I go to jail. 1442 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,884 They got magazines in there, don't they? 1443 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,721 I thought you were serious for a minute. Heh... 1444 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,040 You're kidding, right? 1445 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,202 Jesus, Dad. 1446 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,567 You know we're at a prison. Okay? 1447 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,089 I do not want you to hurt Greg in any way. 1448 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,083 God. 1449 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,649 You know, Grandma told me that she made a pass at you. 1450 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,921 Heh. Yeah, well, she used to hit on everybody all the time. 1451 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,287 You know the ice-cream guy, Jerry Miller? 1452 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,410 He was the only one who went for it. 1453 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,646 God. 1454 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,764 Let's roll. Mom's waiting. 1455 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,570 God. 1456 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,650 You don't have to go in there right now. 1457 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,723 Now's a good a time as any. 1458 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,365 - Hey, Tammy. - Hey, Greg. 1459 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,887 Come on in. 1460 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,161 - Really? - Yeah. 1461 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:50,761 Well, see you kind of made yourself at home? 1462 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,049 Bold. 1463 01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:02,121 Just wanted to, you know, let you guys know that I'm okay. 1464 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,765 You know? With me. 1465 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,402 Not so much what you guys did that's... 1466 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,769 I mean, you know, that's really between you... 1467 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,809 ...and that guy upstairs. 1468 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,804 But I think he frowns on adultery. 1469 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,685 I'd say that, so I think you burn, actually. 1470 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,004 So I'm just gonna get my stuff. 1471 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:29,607 I... I folded your clothes. 1472 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,244 - So glad you're home. - Thanks for letting me stay here. 1473 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,890 Yeah. 1474 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:53,966 You look good. 1475 01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,286 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1476 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,205 - Prison agree with me? Heh. - Heh. Yeah. 1477 01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,044 Think it kind of did. 1478 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:03,971 I got your room all set up so... 1479 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,406 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1480 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,370 God. I'm not bunking with Grandma, am I? 1481 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,569 - No. Heh. She's at Brookview. - What? 1482 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,842 Did you lock her up? That is bullshit! 1483 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,128 - Give me your car keys, Dad. - Tammy, wait! 1484 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,250 - I'm gonna remember that when you get old. - Tammy. 1485 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,571 Hey! 1486 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,209 - Hey, super-old guy, where's Pearl Balzen? - What? 1487 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:29,970 God. 1488 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,761 Come on, man. 1489 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,403 Grandma. 1490 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,686 Tammy! 1491 01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,161 I didn't know you were coming. Come here, give me a hug. 1492 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,288 Look at you. It's worse than I thought. 1493 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,161 Why do you have to go so fast? All right, everybody. I'll be back. 1494 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,282 I got the car. Let's go. 1495 01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,046 - Goddamn it. - I'll get the door. 1496 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,931 You could've killed me. What are you thinking? 1497 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,811 Just stop. Do you hear me? 1498 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,203 My God. You can still walk. 1499 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,210 Of course I can walk. I was teaching an exercise class. 1500 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,925 Why were you sitting in a wheelchair? 1501 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,082 Because most of them are in wheelchairs. 1502 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,487 Well, why didn't you tell me you were in here? 1503 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,642 I didn't wanna make you jealous. 1504 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,531 I mean, you were in jail, and I'm at this cool place. 1505 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,250 And my AA meetings are here. 1506 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,770 I made friends, and I'm seeing this 84-year-old from Philly. 1507 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,201 He was a hockey player, so he seems younger but... 1508 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,961 We've been going kind of slow, and this might be the weekend. 1509 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,484 You look good. 1510 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,569 Thanks. You look great. 1511 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:42,881 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1512 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,281 I was afraid to eat the meat in jail, so... 1513 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:46,891 - That's a good call. - Yeah. 1514 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,881 God. I am so sorry. So sorry about everything. 1515 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,724 I'm sorry. 1516 01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,611 I was a total jerk to you, and I should've taken better care of you. 1517 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,081 No, it wasn't your job to take care of me. 1518 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,242 Little bit, it was. 1519 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:05,690 No, I love you so much. I really do. 1520 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,330 Well, I'm pretty great. 1521 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,482 You are really great. 1522 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,931 I love you too. 1523 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,651 We're gonna spend tonight at Lenore's and get up early... 1524 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,247 ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls. - Call me when you get to Lenore's. 1525 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,641 - All right, I will, Mom. - Don't forget. 1526 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,891 - Mom, I've got it, okay? - Okay, great. 1527 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,361 - Stay hydrated. - All right. 1528 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,844 Okay. 1529 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,561 - Well, thanks for fixing up my car, Dad. - Not a problem. 1530 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:43,566 - Just don't rob anybody in it. - I'm not gonna rob anybody in it. 1531 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:47,964 Let's light this candle. 1532 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,610 Let's go, woman. 1533 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,683 - I got it. - You're strong. 1534 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,128 Dukes of Hazzard style. 1535 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,127 Lenore stocked up the RV, so we're all good to go. 1536 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,525 God. It's Jerry Miller. 1537 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,729 Ladies. Who wants a bone cone? 1538 01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,962 - Go, go. Just go. - Okay. 1539 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,803 So, what do you think, Grandma? It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls? 1540 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,081 I'm ready. 1541 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:33,371 My daddy always said that Niagara Falls is the closest thing to heaven on earth. 1542 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,046 Sorry. 1543 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:34,969 What are you doing here? 1544 01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,361 So how'd you know to come here to Niagara, anyway? 1545 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,806 A little birdie told me. 1546 01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,167 - Is the bird named Pearl? - Yes. 1547 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:06,964 So, what's going on with you, Tammy? What's next? 1548 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,329 Thinking about getting my own place in Louisville. 1549 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,045 - Really? - Yeah. 1550 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,487 - Interesting. - Yeah, it is. Isn't it? 1551 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,043 Get myself a sweet little place... 1552 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,603 ...and, you know, maybe you can come over and watch a movie. 1553 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,889 Do you guys feel how the falls are charging the ions? 1554 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,935 - It's incredible, right? - Yes. 1555 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,327 - Romantic. - Yeah, it is. 1556 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,690 Well, my daddy was right. It's beautiful here. 1557 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:37,962 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1558 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,730 You think I should try to rent a barrel and try to shoot the falls? 1559 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,360 I think we should just look at them, maybe. 1560 01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,931 - Yeah. - Really? 1561 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,208 I don't know. I got a good feeling. 1562 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,601 I feel like I've been thinking about a course... 1563 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,650 ...and if I just shoot out into the middle soft spot there... 1564 01:33:55,800 --> 01:34:00,169 ...it'll probably just pillow-carry me right over that Canadian lagoon over there. 1565 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:03,648 I think if anyone could do it, it would be you. 1566 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,650 I thought I saw the Cheetos. It's not them. 1567 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,529 You guys wanna get Cheetos? 1568 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,289 - Hey, man. How you doing? - Hey. Good. 1569 01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,761 - What can I get for you? - I'm gonna have the iced tea... 1570 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,127 ...and then the full rack of the pork ribs. 1571 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,170 The full rack, that's a lot of sodium. 1572 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,924 You wanna think about going half? 1573 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,050 No, I'm gonna get the full rack. 1574 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,640 I'm gonna say no. 1575 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,451 I'm gonna say let's, together, make a better choice. 1576 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,730 How about salmon? Give you a little cup of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up. 1577 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:47,851 - Better choice, still got zip. - I'm just gonna do the ribs. 1578 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,365 How's your cholesterol? 1579 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,205 - It's a concern. It's up there, but... - Jesus. 1580 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,125 I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce. 1581 01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,011 All right? Poom. You're gonna thank me later. 1582 01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,164 - I'm gonna fill that up for you. - Can I...? 1583 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,567 I can't believe you're leaving me for that dick. 1584 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,321 That dick is gonna have his own franchise in three goddamn years. What are you gonna do? 1585 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:10,970 Come on, shake a tit. 1586 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,090 Happy hour's over in 20 minutes. 1587 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,005 - That's how it's done. - This is BS. 1588 01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,845 This is a huge mistake. 1589 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,685 You have got to stop yawning so much, Charlotte. 1590 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,160 - Are you Keith? - I'm Keith. 1591 01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,481 Poom! 1592 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:31,769 Help me, Charlotte. 1593 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,408 You were right. This hot tub is awesome. 1594 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,449 Right? Yeah. 1595 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,730 - So how you liking Louisville? - I love it. I love where I live, where I work. 1596 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,365 I love the man I lay with. 1597 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,650 - It's A-okay with me. - Great. 1598 01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,880 Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome. 1599 01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,283 Thank you. The secret's in the maraschino cherries. 1600 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,842 I see you got a couple of maraschino cherries yourself. 1601 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,207 Pew. 1602 01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,686 Pew, pew, pew. 1603 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,447 Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew. 1604 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:55,967 Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out. 1605 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,447 You dick. You know what? 1606 01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:03,326 You are no longer an employee of Topperjack's. 1607 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,448 My secrets! My secret! 122147