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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:38,900 Let me show you what I made today. 2 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,270 I can't wait. 3 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:43,400 I need to go upstairs and change... 4 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:45,570 and then I'll start dinner. 5 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,800 Oh, yes, it's ladies night, and the feel-- 6 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,730 Showtime. 7 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:17,390 Rough day at the office, Mrs Dunleavy? 8 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:20,610 You'll feel better once you get out of those work clothes. 9 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:23,360 And into some sweats. 10 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:30,570 I wish you'd let me rub those feet. 11 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,450 Of course, I wouldn't use my hands. 12 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:49,960 I think Victoria just told me her secret. 13 00:01:56,060 --> 00:02:00,190 Deedly dee. Are those things for me? 14 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,440 Mom, coming in. 15 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,400 Scottie Dunleavy? 16 00:02:10,870 --> 00:02:13,110 What unfortunate timing. 17 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:17,710 Get out. Don't you know this is naughty time? 18 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,330 I'll get it. 19 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:25,080 Hello, Scottie. Why don't you be a good little boy... 20 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:28,220 go downstairs and let your mother get comfy? 21 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,760 Who is this? 22 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,760 This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy. 23 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:41,850 Oh, my God, Scottie. Is that a man up our tree? 24 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,940 No, no. Tell her it's just a big bird. 25 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,300 Hey, pal, welcome. 26 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,720 Welcome to what? Where am l? 27 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,550 Aren't you that horny guy who was pretending to be a big bird? 28 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,140 Checking out that beautiful mom? 29 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,800 Yes, I am. 30 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:23,520 Now you'll see what a big horny bird actually looks like... 31 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:25,530 in Hell! 32 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:39,000 I deserve this! 33 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,490 -Knock, knock. -Hey, Jimmy. 34 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:15,190 -What are you doing, Nicky? -Just jamming. 35 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:18,370 Your father wants you and your brothers in the throne room. 36 00:04:18,830 --> 00:04:20,790 He's not retiring today, is he? 37 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,960 He wants to talk to you and Cassius and Adrian... 38 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:25,830 about who'll rule Hell for the next 10,000 years. 39 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,870 Why do I need to go? He won't pick me. 40 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:32,300 I happen to think you'd make a great Devil. 41 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,550 I'm not into evil and torture and all that stuff. 42 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:38,770 Plus, the Prince of Darkness should look distinguished... 43 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:42,350 and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney. 44 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,770 You're not a bad-looking guy, Nicky. 45 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:46,690 Look at that picture. 46 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,640 I used to talk normal, too... 47 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:54,360 before Cassius hit me in the face with a shovel. 48 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:57,610 That's me now, and I accept it. 49 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,870 Your brothers are two of the sickest guys I've ever seen. 50 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,820 For some reason, you're not. Nothing to be ashamed of. 51 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:07,540 Their mothers were fire dragons and mine was a goat. 52 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:09,170 How do I compete with that? 53 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:12,880 Your mother was not a goat. They're just playing with you. 54 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:16,590 If one of those psychos gets picked, I'm doomed. 55 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:19,100 I knew it, Adrian. He's finally retiring. 56 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,770 Cassius, I've been waiting on this day for 10,000 years. 57 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:28,560 If the old man picks me to take over Hell... 58 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:33,270 I'll keep torture going 24-7. No breaks. 59 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:34,770 Whoa, mama! 60 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,810 You got him right in the eye. 61 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:41,240 Hey! How's Daddy's little girl doing today? 62 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:44,330 I didn't see you guys. What's up? 63 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:46,830 Shovel face, you want to mind-wrestle? 64 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,370 Nah, I'm all right. 65 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,660 I was thinking of chilling out by the throne for a bit. 66 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:53,420 I'm going to mind-wrestle you whether you like it or not. 67 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,340 I have to warn you, I'm getting pretty good at it. 68 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,180 Then I guess I can't make you do this. 69 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,340 Mercy. You win. I give. Game over. 70 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,090 What are you boys doing? 71 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:11,640 Nothing, Dad. Just hitting the old punching bags. 72 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,190 Cassius... 73 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:16,570 didn't I tell you to stay out of your brother's mind? 74 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:18,440 I forgot. 75 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:20,700 Maybe this will help you remember. 76 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:27,380 Now, everybody come sit down. 77 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,120 -Hey, Dad. -Yes, son? 78 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:31,700 I know you got a lot on your mind... 79 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:35,210 but I almost finished that Monsters of Metal compilation. 80 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,720 I really think it's turning into a masterpiece. 81 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,670 OK, kid. We'll listen to it later. 82 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:41,600 Thanks. 83 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:47,640 A window. 84 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:52,020 Hello, Mr Devil. I like your cape. 85 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,120 I deserve this! 86 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:07,370 Fellas, this, as some of you might know... 87 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:11,620 is my 10,000th year as Prince of Darkness... 88 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:15,210 so I think the time has come to discuss who will succeed me. 89 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,130 -Knock, knock. -Yes, Jimmy? 90 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:19,670 Don't forget-- 91 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,510 you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four p.m. 92 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:29,520 This was a very difficult decision... 93 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:32,650 because I have three wonderful sons. 94 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:36,860 Adrian--so smart, so ruthless. 95 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,350 Wears makeup. 96 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:42,690 And Cassius-- so strong, so tough. 97 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,990 Don't forget clinically insane. 98 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:47,110 And Nicky... 99 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:50,280 such a sweet boy. 100 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:56,840 But after much thought and careful consideration... 101 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:00,470 I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years... 102 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,390 is going to have to be... 103 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,010 me. 104 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,890 -What? -Hallelujah! 105 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:10,680 I mean, that sucks! 106 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:13,390 The important thing for the stability of our rule... 107 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,270 is to maintain the balance between good and evil... 108 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:20,070 and I don't think any of you are ready for that responsibility. 109 00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:22,440 Dad, this is bullshit! 110 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:25,830 I don't like that language. 111 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:29,610 Right. Send him in. 112 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,710 Sorry, boys. I have to get back to work. 113 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:33,660 It was good hanging with you, Dad. 114 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,120 I'll check you later. 115 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:01,730 You're serious? 116 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,990 Off, off, off! 117 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,450 Damn! 118 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,920 Twenty thousand years ago, Grandpa Lucifer said... 119 00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:25,050 "It's better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." 120 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:28,600 Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell. 121 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:32,260 We need somewhere where we can rule. 122 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:38,520 Bring it on, big man. Let's see what you got. 123 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,690 Could you concentrate for five seconds? 124 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,490 I am concentrating, man. 125 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:48,070 I'm sorry. 126 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:51,110 After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline. 127 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,120 I can't stand retirement. 128 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,580 Just let me win one Super Bowl. 129 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,960 In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? 130 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:02,040 You're much too nice a guy for that, Mr Marino. 131 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:03,880 You did it for Namath. 132 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,540 Joe was coming here anyways. 133 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,390 This sucks. 134 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:09,260 I'll go to the Super Bowl as an announcer... 135 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,720 and win myself an Emmy! 136 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:11,880 That's the spirit. 137 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,060 You're a good Devil, Dad. 138 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,190 I also happen to be a Jets fan. 139 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,650 What do you think about Earth? 140 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,690 We could create our own Hell there. 141 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:25,400 Are you saying we go up there and kill everyone? 142 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:26,980 Eventually, Cassius... 143 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:29,570 but first we'd have to corrupt as many souls as we can... 144 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,280 so when we do destroy them... 145 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,120 Their damned souls will be ours. 146 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,490 It's our time, brother. 147 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:47,000 This is not good. 148 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:50,050 Whoa, whoa. Fellas, what are you doing? 149 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:51,550 We're leaving. 150 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,180 You can't go through there! 151 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,020 The fire flows in, not out. 152 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,570 You really suck! 153 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,610 Your Evilness! 154 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:07,780 Cassius and Adrian have escaped from Hell. 155 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,070 They went out through the fire and froze it. 156 00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:13,990 I tried to stop them, sir, but they overpowered me. 157 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,580 Calm down. Get off your knees. 158 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,040 Thank you for understanding, Your Wickedness. 159 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,960 You're the man. I've always said that. 160 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,840 Are there boobs on my head? 161 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,890 Yeah. Big ones. 162 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:37,060 What's going on, Dad? 163 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,510 I'm going to die, Nicky. The gates are broken. 164 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:43,760 No new souls can get in, so I'll start to deteriorate. 165 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,860 What's with all those "hoo hoo" noises? 166 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,190 Everything's fine, Pop. 167 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,530 Everything's fine? Who are you bullshitting? 168 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:53,660 Last time you said that, the Renaissance happened. 169 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,360 Please, Pop, go back to your room. 170 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:57,830 Can I take him with me? 171 00:11:58,290 --> 00:12:00,530 Sure, Pop. Whatever you want. 172 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,750 Tit-head, go with my father. 173 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:10,470 Not a damn soul is going to get through that. 174 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,470 This fire is solid as rock. 175 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,720 We got to get this bad boy burning again. 176 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,180 To do that, Cassius and Adrian... 177 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,800 have to come back through the other way. 178 00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:20,300 So go get them, Dad. 179 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:24,560 I'm too weak. The process has already begun. 180 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:26,520 So go get them, Jimmy. 181 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:29,280 I'm just a demon. No Devil blood in me. 182 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:32,280 I wouldn't last two minutes with your brothers. 183 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,650 Are you saying it's up to me? 184 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,490 You said no souls could get through that. 185 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:43,000 Nicky, are you a soul or the spawn of Satan? 186 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,580 I never been to Earth, Dad. 187 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,720 I never even slept over some other dude's house. 188 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,960 The worst thing that could happen is you get killed. 189 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,600 In which case, boom-- you end up back here. 190 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,060 So I need to go to Earth and kill my brothers? 191 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,220 No go. They left together at the exact same time. 192 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:07,220 They must come back together at the exact same time. 193 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:09,270 Here. 194 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,200 Get them to drink from this. 195 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,110 One sip, and they'll be trapped inside. 196 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:17,950 Once you've got both of them, bring it back through the gate. 197 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,120 Let me, sir. 198 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:21,700 Gross! 199 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,960 He's got less than a week. 200 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:31,840 Dad, I don't know if I can do this. 201 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,380 Son, you... 202 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,300 Try your best. 203 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,910 Earth. 204 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,070 It doesn't look too bad. 205 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,170 You were gone ten seconds. What happened? 206 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:27,100 I got hit by this big light attached to a lot of metal. 207 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:30,190 That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them. 208 00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:32,770 I'll have to take a mulligan on this one. 209 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,110 Please, Nicky, get back up there. 210 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:37,440 All right. 211 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,400 I'll get that for you, sir. 212 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:53,210 I'm Nicky. 213 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:54,790 That's terrific. 214 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:58,180 Now get off the track and come with me, handsome. 215 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,010 Welcome to Grand Central Station in New York City. 216 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,180 My name is Beefy. 217 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,300 I'm an old friend of your father's. 218 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:08,770 He asked me to help you out. 219 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:12,150 I just want to find my brothers and be on my way. 220 00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:13,520 It's not going to be easy. 221 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,320 Your brothers can possess people... 222 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,490 so they probably won't look like themselves. 223 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,730 You have to be suspicious of everyone. 224 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,400 All right, bro. 225 00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:27,120 The jig is up, then. Get in the flask. 226 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,780 It ain't me, moron. 227 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,530 Sorry. 228 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,670 There's this blind guy outside you might think is possessed... 229 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,370 but he's just crazy. 230 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:41,050 Though I cannot see with these blind eyes... 231 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,590 I know the good Lord still loves me. 232 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,390 He loves all of his children. 233 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:47,390 -Why, he loves you... -That's him. 234 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,480 ...and he loves you. 235 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,560 Here he goes. 236 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:56,060 You make the Lord very nervous. 237 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,280 All right. 238 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,400 -I'm burning now. -Take it easy. 239 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:01,940 Hellfire is burning me alive! 240 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,700 He's burning. 241 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,120 The Beast is alive! He's among us! 242 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:11,990 Clear the streets! The Devil is here! 243 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:16,090 Making friends already. 244 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,340 I don't know what that guy's problem was. 245 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,800 It's freezing up here. 246 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,250 You're in the human world now, kid. 247 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,590 You'll feel a lot of new things you never felt before. 248 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:29,890 Let's get you some warm clothes and hot food. 249 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:42,310 Put it in your mouth. 250 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,040 Now move your teeth up and down. 251 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,290 Up and down. 252 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,040 Good, numb nuts. 253 00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,220 Now you got to swallow it. 254 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,500 Tilt your head back... 255 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:06,550 and let the meat slide down your throat hole. 256 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,090 Easy. Don't choke. 257 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,510 Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome. 258 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,640 Now eat up. You'll need your energy. 259 00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:22,030 I got energy up the ying-yang. Let's save Dad. 260 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,480 Adrian! Cassius! 261 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:26,900 Oh, boy. 262 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,110 So nice. 263 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,500 I like your brassiere. 264 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,340 Thank you. 265 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,590 Could you guys maybe not tell anyone about this? 266 00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,050 You got it. 267 00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,640 Do you mind maybe not telling anybody about this? 268 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,510 You got it. 269 00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,760 Look, sidewalk equals safety. 270 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,810 Middle of the road equals death. 271 00:17:55,270 --> 00:18:00,070 From now on, I'll just avoid all moving metal objects. 272 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:04,030 Great. Now, your father gave me some deposit money... 273 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,700 for a nice pad on the Upper East Side... 274 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,320 but I misplaced it. 275 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,540 I'm wasted! 276 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,710 So I found this other joint for you... 277 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,880 but you're going to have a roommate. 278 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,750 There's only one thing better... 279 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,960 than drinking an ice-cold whiskey sour... 280 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,640 on a hot Alabama night... 281 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,260 and that's telling the truth. 282 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,300 I know what you think about me, Grandma. 283 00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:36,560 You think I'm worthless. 284 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,430 You think I'm a stumblebum... 285 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,390 who ain't never going to amount to anything. 286 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,070 Well, old woman, you are wrong. 287 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,080 You are wrong. 288 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:56,280 Hello, friend. My name is Nicky. 289 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,740 I understand you are seeking a roommate... 290 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,700 as per your ad in the "Village Voice." 291 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:04,660 Would it be possible for me to fill the slot? 292 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:07,040 Don't you want to know what rent is? 293 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,510 Yes. What is rent? 294 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:13,930 It's 1,200, split down the middle. 295 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:17,180 Tuesdays and Thursdays, I rehearse with my partner... 296 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,110 so the living room's going to be off-limits. 297 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:20,680 Off-limits. 298 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:23,480 Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit? 299 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,650 It's 80 degrees in this hallway. Where are you from, the South? 300 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,150 The Deep South. 301 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,740 -Why is that funny? -I don't know. 302 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:45,870 OK. And sorry, guy, but no doggies allowed. 303 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,750 Go on. Big day tomorrow. 304 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,680 And don't forget to do that sleep thing I told you about. 305 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:52,720 Gotcha. 306 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,140 You're not my brother, are you? 307 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,680 I'm an only child. 308 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,720 You love acting. 309 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,930 I love pissing. 310 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,560 Oh, my God! 311 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:55,610 In today's Gospel... 312 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,040 the Lord tells us how we should live... 313 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,370 if we wish to attain the splendour of Heaven. 314 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,290 Or something like that. 315 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,080 Jesus this, Moses that. 316 00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:10,040 Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat. 317 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,970 The Lord said a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity. 318 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,300 But... 319 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:28,020 has he ever really done anything for any of us? 320 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:32,570 Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? 321 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,030 No. 322 00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:35,650 I love that car. 323 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,950 Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes? 324 00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:41,530 No. 325 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,580 The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs. 326 00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,210 Ma'am, I know your son... 327 00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:52,300 and, believe me, he was better off on the drugs. 328 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,720 At least when he was smoking hashish... 329 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,170 he used to make me laugh occasionally. 330 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,060 After we tried for many years... 331 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,940 the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby. 332 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:09,470 Your best friend Fitzy helped your wife. 333 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:14,490 He helped her conceive it all night long. 334 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,700 How about you, Mayor? 335 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,490 Has the Lord ever done anything for you? 336 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,700 Well, you know, I wished I could think of something... 337 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,130 but, to be honest with you, I can't. 338 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:32,080 I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me! 339 00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:35,470 Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord... 340 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:40,670 if there is ultimate punishment for our so-called sins. 341 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,640 Why don't we just have fun... 342 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,720 and do whatever the Hell we want? 343 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:49,520 Let the sin begin! 344 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,940 Let the sin begin. 345 00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:56,900 That was a good one. 346 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,690 This is so much fun! 347 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,410 I never want it to end. 348 00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:04,870 Why should it end? Who's going to stop us? 349 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:10,740 Come on. There's ten million people in this city... 350 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,700 and the clock is ticking. 351 00:23:12,170 --> 00:23:14,250 Let's rock and roll, then. 352 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,880 -Get in the flask. -I'm not thirsty! 353 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:23,090 Cassius, I'll show you. 354 00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:26,180 Cassius, get in the flask. 355 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,350 Get in the flask. 356 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,360 -May I help you? -Get in the flask. 357 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:33,850 What are you talking about? 358 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,610 I'm talking about an eight-piece. Let's go. 359 00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:40,160 Look, it's OKfor me to shit in the street... 360 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,540 but you got to use a toilet. 361 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,820 Nicky, where are you? 362 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,540 Aw, come on. 363 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 What's he doing now? 364 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,910 Just get in the flask. I got to get Adrian. 365 00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:03,220 Gary's so hairy. 366 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,230 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 367 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,520 All that chasing and running around... 368 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,360 is making me want to do the sleep thing again. 369 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:20,770 Kid, I like your enthusiasm, but we have to work on... 370 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,230 narrowing down our list of suspects. 371 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:28,250 I'm going to check in with some of my contacts uptown. 372 00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:39,210 Kid's got a lot of evil in him just begging to come out. 373 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,700 I will eat your heart. 374 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:15,200 There's our man. 375 00:25:15,670 --> 00:25:19,750 Mr Sleepyhead must have some major ties to the dark side. 376 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,300 What's with that guy? 377 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,590 It's got to be one of his disciples or something. 378 00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:29,310 My man's into deep nocturnal shit. 379 00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:33,690 I think that Devil guy just got ripped off. 380 00:25:34,150 --> 00:25:37,070 -Should we wake him up? -You do it. 381 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,740 Rise and shine, Devil guy. 382 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,610 Some dude stole your shit. 383 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,620 What? Where? 384 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,910 -Which way did he go? -That way. 385 00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:54,620 Thanks. Give me back my flask! 386 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:57,040 Did you check out the dragon mouth? 387 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:59,630 The Dark Prince is here. 388 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,010 Check out my stuff. I got a comb only used twice. 389 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,730 I got a pepper shaker. A silver doodad from Africa. 390 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:21,770 See something you like, my man? 391 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,610 I would like my flask back. 392 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:25,020 You calling me a thief? 393 00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,230 I'm calling you the guy who has my flask. 394 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,160 How would I have it unless I was, in fact, a thief? 395 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,780 -I don't know. -Now you've done it. 396 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,620 You messed with my business, bitch. 397 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,290 I would appreciate it if you kept your voice down. 398 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,790 You going all crazy-eyed on me. 399 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,970 I'll show you some crazy eye. 400 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,590 Look at this. Come on, let's get busy. 401 00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,720 -Excuse me, sir. -Who? 402 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:53,590 Does that flask belong to this man? 403 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,520 You calling me a thief, too? Damn. 404 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:59,850 Look, the guy you ripped off walked by and busted you... 405 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,480 so why don't you just give him his flask back? 406 00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:06,620 You going to bite me with your snaggletooth if I don't? 407 00:27:07,070 --> 00:27:12,200 No. But that policeman might have something to say. 408 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,670 Take your dumb-ass canteen, goofy. 409 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:20,420 Get your raggedy-ass clothes and find another corner... 410 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,620 before I show you what crazy really is. 411 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,120 Fine. I will. 412 00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,630 I'm a businessman. 413 00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:29,220 I'll be seeing you in a few years. 414 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:37,140 Excuse me. 415 00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:40,640 That was amazing. I just wanted to thank you. 416 00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:44,060 That's OK. I get messed with all the time. 417 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:47,860 When I saw him do that to you, I just lost it. 418 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,070 I hate when people take advantage of tourists. 419 00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:52,690 What makes you think I'm a tourist? 420 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,370 Your accent, maybe. 421 00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:57,240 Well, where are you from? 422 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,450 -The South. -Really? 423 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,460 The Deep South. 424 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,300 Why are we laughing? 425 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,050 I don't know, but I was enjoying it. 426 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,720 Your glasses are pretty. 427 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,720 They make your eyes look big and sparkly. 428 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:20,520 It's fun looking at them. 429 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:23,520 My dad's an optometrist. 430 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:26,860 My dad's in Hell, and he's falling apart. 431 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,650 I'm sorry. 432 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,610 It's really tough when your folks get older. 433 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,740 I don't know what I would do if I couldn't save him. 434 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,750 I'm sure a nice Southern boy like you... 435 00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:37,320 will figure something out. 436 00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:39,750 You want some Popeye's? 437 00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:44,670 No. I had my lunch already. 438 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:47,590 But I wouldn't mind getting a gelati. 439 00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:50,540 Could I come with you to getting a gelati? 440 00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:52,210 If you want to. 441 00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:57,220 -Here you go, pal. Enjoy. -Thank you. 442 00:28:57,690 --> 00:28:59,640 It's freezing my hands. 443 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,730 -Even with those gloves on? -It's cold. 444 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:06,610 -Let me wrap it. -Please. Thank you. 445 00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:08,900 Gelati. 446 00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:11,230 Better? 447 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,830 Why are you taunting me with your darkness? 448 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,740 Your evil, it's stinking up our streets! 449 00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:26,840 The end is near! We are all going to die! 450 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:32,050 This town is really going to Hell lately. 451 00:29:32,510 --> 00:29:34,220 What part of town do you live in? 452 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,590 I have an apartment. I'm not sure where. 453 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,520 My dog knows, though. 454 00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:40,260 You have a dog? What kind? 455 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:41,640 I don't know. I'd ask him... 456 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,430 but he's uptown meeting his contacts. 457 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,190 Say "Mr Beefy." Say it. 458 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:48,570 Mr Beefy. 459 00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:50,140 And I love you! 460 00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:53,480 You go to school? What's that like? 461 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:56,820 I go to Parsons School of Design. 462 00:29:57,290 --> 00:29:59,280 I knew growing up I wasn't much to look at... 463 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:02,750 so I concentrated on making things that are pretty. 464 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:06,080 You have a nice smell coming off you. 465 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,630 That's my perfume. 466 00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:11,080 It's called Comme de Sud Pacific. 467 00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:13,840 I think that's French for "Coconuts." 468 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,770 That's better than the gelati. 469 00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:25,350 Valerie, it feels like there's a bunch of butterflies... 470 00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,850 flapping around in my stomach right now. 471 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,600 Is that normal? 472 00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:32,190 Sometimes, sure. 473 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:35,280 Good, because I was concerned. 474 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:38,110 Why did they do this to me? I was good to them. 475 00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,370 I can hardly notice. Honest. 476 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,750 I sure hope Nicky's kicking some ass on Earth... 477 00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:48,160 or we are doomed. 478 00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,340 I was the one who created Hell. 479 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,710 I know, Your Hatefulness. 480 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:54,880 Actually, the credit belongs to my first wife. 481 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,300 She was the inspiration. 482 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,970 Chewbacca, take it easy, will you? 483 00:31:00,430 --> 00:31:04,220 You look like my first wife. Only she had more hair. 484 00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,810 In another startling announcement from City Hall... 485 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,680 Mayor Randolph has, effective immediately... 486 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:16,200 Iowered the legal drinking age from twenty-one to ten. 487 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:22,450 When an adult goes to Hell, that's terrific. 488 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,450 But when a child goes... 489 00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:32,250 That's why I'm in this business. 490 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:35,250 Little Nicky. 491 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,880 -Know what's nice about you? -What? 492 00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:40,350 I like the way you're happy just being yourself. 493 00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:42,760 You don't try to act cool. 494 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:45,510 Thanks much, Valerie. 495 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:47,810 You know what's nice about you? 496 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:54,390 Your juicy heart-shaped heinie. 497 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:55,890 What was that? 498 00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,200 I don't know why I said that. I meant to say that... 499 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,620 I've always dreamt about having sex with a gross pig. 500 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,500 Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky? 501 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,240 You're a real jerk! 502 00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:14,090 I didn't mean to be. 503 00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,340 What the--Adrian! 504 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,880 Dad needs you to come back to Hell. 505 00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:22,050 So he sent old Shovel Face to fetch me. 506 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,590 I'm not kidding. He's in trouble. 507 00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:25,810 So are you. 508 00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:29,190 Hey, Valerie! 509 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,440 What is your problem? 510 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,690 I'm sorry! 511 00:32:39,070 --> 00:32:43,530 Adrian, you froze the fire gate, and Dad is dying... 512 00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:46,450 so get your booty back home or else! 513 00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:48,410 You can't talk tough, Nicky. 514 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,630 Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment. 515 00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:56,420 You're going back because I'm going to make you! 516 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,460 How about this? I'll stay here... 517 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:02,090 enjoying my pizza and my peppermint schnapps... 518 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,050 and you go back. 519 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,510 Adrian, don't! 520 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:08,980 Cut the crap! This is serious! 521 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:14,260 Come on! 522 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:20,940 I was driving to work today... 523 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,780 some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. 524 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,240 So I followed him. 525 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,690 When he got out of his car, I run up behind him... 526 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,200 and start bashing his brains in with this bat. 527 00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:30,990 Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? 528 00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:32,700 I was De Niro! 529 00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:35,080 What's happened to you, Regis? 530 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:37,670 The mayor's office today... 531 00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:40,210 along with the New York Board of Tourism... 532 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,140 unveiled its new motto to replace "I Love New York." 533 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,850 "I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catch phrase. 534 00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:51,050 Your brothers are upsetting the balance... 535 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,800 between good and evil. 536 00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:54,390 What can I do about it? 537 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,440 You can't do jack shit... 538 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,400 unless you learn your evil powers. 539 00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:00,980 Go get a soda out of the fridge. 540 00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:03,570 But those are my roommate's sodas. 541 00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:06,320 "But those are my roommate's sodas." 542 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:10,320 Does that sound like a statement the son of the Devil would make? 543 00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:11,820 All right. Take it easy. 544 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:15,660 You have the power to change the cola in that can... 545 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:18,290 into any other liquid. 546 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,090 Engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss. 547 00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:25,090 You just have to release the evil within. 548 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:26,750 Release the evil? 549 00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,970 I'm just saying there's wickedness in you. 550 00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:31,470 I can tell from your snores. 551 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:32,850 Really? 552 00:34:33,310 --> 00:34:35,220 Release your evil. 553 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,060 Release the evil. 554 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,530 Come on, you can do it. 555 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:47,530 There it is. 556 00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:49,740 You got it in you. 557 00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,160 What are you doing? 558 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:03,160 I'm going to pretend I didn't see a dog on the couch... 559 00:35:03,630 --> 00:35:07,090 because my brain just can't process that right now. 560 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,380 But were you about to drink one of my Cokes? 561 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,550 No. I was just looking at it. 562 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,100 It's beautiful. 563 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:26,280 This Coke tastes like Pepsi. 564 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,920 You changed a Coke into a Pepsi? 565 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,500 That was your big transformation? 566 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,960 Come on, man, give it up a little. 567 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,920 It was pretty good for my first try. 568 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:45,630 Do you care that your brothers are killing your father? 569 00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:46,960 Yes, I care! 570 00:35:47,430 --> 00:35:50,180 And he is not going to die! 571 00:35:52,390 --> 00:35:53,550 Atta-boy. 572 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:57,300 I'm freaked out. My television just blew up. 573 00:35:57,770 --> 00:35:59,680 You're damn right it did! 574 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:01,770 I mean, really? 575 00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:04,190 I know this is your living room time... 576 00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:07,140 but could I finish watching the Globetrotters out here? 577 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,820 It's the craziest game I've ever seen. 578 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:23,460 He's walking! Get him a bus! 579 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,630 This is the part I don't get. 580 00:36:26,090 --> 00:36:27,010 Another terrible call. 581 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,300 There's no way that was travelling. 582 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,720 What's with all the calls? We haven't lost in 53 years! 583 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,430 Guess what, cornrows? 584 00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:37,180 Technical foul! You're out of here! 585 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:42,810 Why's the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy? 586 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,600 I've been watching these guys play since I was your age. 587 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:49,190 It's all part of the show, baby. 588 00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:52,610 That guy in the striped shirt... 589 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,120 snapped his fingers like somebody I know! 590 00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:13,880 Normally the Globetrotters represent family entertainment. 591 00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:15,930 Who gives a shit? 592 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,590 These kids came here to see the Globetrotters win! 593 00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:24,060 Ten points off the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth! 594 00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:29,310 It's all part of the show, baby! 595 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,150 Hit the half-time buzzer. I'm tired. 596 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:34,440 If the second half doesn't get any better than this... 597 00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,900 you can expect a full-scale riot. 598 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,450 Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time... 599 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,500 for the Globetrotters' half-time half-court heave-ho throw! 600 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,500 If the contestant makes it... 601 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,590 everyone here will get a free pizza pie! 602 00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:50,210 I ain't taking the shot. These people are crazy. 603 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,300 Excuse me. I'll take that shot. 604 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,010 What made you want to see the Globetrotters today, son? 605 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,930 I came for the beer and the bitches. 606 00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:05,020 Look who's back from the dead. 607 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,070 Six-six-six! Pickup sticks! 608 00:38:09,530 --> 00:38:12,200 Please welcome Miguel Sanchez from the Bronx, New York! 609 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,570 What's Nicky doing there? 610 00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,740 Trying to capture his brother in a flask... 611 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,490 and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth. 612 00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:21,450 -Did you just talk? -No. 613 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:27,170 -Are you Miguel from the Bronx? -No. I'm Nicky from the South. 614 00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:29,040 Hey, give me that! 615 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,960 You better win these people some free pizza... 616 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,470 because it looks like they're about to kill each other. 617 00:38:34,930 --> 00:38:35,550 All right. 618 00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,760 Who's that man, Mommy? 619 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,010 I don't know, but he sure is butt-ugly. 620 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,270 Release the evil. 621 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,060 Too much evil. 622 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:56,150 I think that ball just blew up, and, yes, my hair is aflame. 623 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:58,240 I don't know what the Hell that was. 624 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,410 -Don't do it again, huh? -All right. 625 00:39:01,870 --> 00:39:06,370 I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle. 626 00:39:12,930 --> 00:39:14,830 Get that crap out of here! 627 00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:18,090 I know you're having fun, Cassius... 628 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,550 but you really got to come back to Hell. 629 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:24,770 Look around you, Nicky. We're in Hell. The new Hell. 630 00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:31,440 Do it! Do it! Do it! 631 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,200 I was sent here to take you back... 632 00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:37,570 and that's what I'm going to do. 633 00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:40,660 Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick. 634 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,070 I think we're about to see a Devil showdown. 635 00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:47,950 Dad got sick when you guys left. 636 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,910 I'm glad he's dying... 637 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,500 because it's my turn now. 638 00:39:54,590 --> 00:39:56,670 You're going to wish you never said that. 639 00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:02,260 Take him to the hole, Nicky. 640 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:05,220 I mean, woof woof. 641 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,850 Come on, brother, come on! 642 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,020 Come on! 643 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,530 Daddy can't help you! 644 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,170 Enough! 645 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:40,840 This show gets better every year! 646 00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:43,680 That was sick. Who taught you that shit? 647 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,260 Sorry, Cassius. 648 00:40:45,730 --> 00:40:48,850 It must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me. 649 00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:51,310 Super Devil Juice? Give me that, little girl. 650 00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:53,050 Don't drink out of it, please! 651 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:06,660 Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit! 652 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:08,950 Damn you, Nicky! 653 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,330 There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here! 654 00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:12,540 Hail, Nicky! 655 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,870 We are forever your slaves! 656 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,380 -So your father's the Devil. -S�, se�or. 657 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:27,800 You're a talking dog from Hell. You guys are who? 658 00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:31,140 A couple of big fans of Nicky and the work his dad does. 659 00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:34,100 By the way, Nicky, check this out. 660 00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,150 What's Ozzy trying to say there? 661 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,240 John, absolutely nothing. 662 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,030 The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. 663 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:49,830 But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen. 664 00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:55,330 Chicago. 665 00:41:59,130 --> 00:42:01,670 I love this song. 666 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,850 I command you in the name of Lucifer... 667 00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,260 to spread the blood of the innocent. 668 00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:11,980 Oh, my God, Chicago kicks ass! 669 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,180 That was awesome. 670 00:42:14,650 --> 00:42:19,060 You know, guys, this cake tastes a little funny. 671 00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:22,150 I dumped a fat sack of reefer in the mix. 672 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:24,520 Thought I'd spice up the bash. 673 00:42:24,990 --> 00:42:26,820 -Really? -What's reefer? 674 00:42:27,290 --> 00:42:29,490 About five hundred bucks an ounce. 675 00:42:43,510 --> 00:42:45,340 Come on, Nicky, one more time. 676 00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:47,510 I can't. It's starting to hurt. 677 00:42:47,970 --> 00:42:50,100 Come on, you totally got to! 678 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,720 All right, all right. Last time. 679 00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:54,730 Here he goes! 680 00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:02,270 That's insane! 681 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,780 How do you do that? 682 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:09,740 I used to get messed up like this... 683 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,910 with my first girlfriend Heather. 684 00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:16,670 We'd get so loopy, she would forget I was a dog. 685 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,960 -She was a human? -No. A sewer rat. 686 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,580 Man, that pissed my parents off. 687 00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:26,420 You know, I was in love once... 688 00:43:26,890 --> 00:43:28,510 but she said I wasn't financially reliable... 689 00:43:28,970 --> 00:43:30,140 and she needed that. 690 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,340 By "she," do you mean "he"? 691 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:35,020 -No. -Busted! 692 00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:37,600 Please. 693 00:43:38,070 --> 00:43:42,810 How you feeling over there, Satan Abdul-Jabbar? 694 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,990 A little strange. 695 00:43:45,450 --> 00:43:48,820 I can't stop thinking about this girl Valerie. 696 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,740 Why? Did she hurt you? 697 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,000 Do you need to cry on my shoulder? 698 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:54,570 Easy, Liberace. 699 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,750 Would you grow up? 700 00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:58,700 Liberace. 701 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,580 I was having the best day with her... 702 00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:04,630 until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped heinie. 703 00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:07,050 Maybe you love her. But what do I know? 704 00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:09,800 I can't even see straight. 705 00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:14,470 Me, too! We got to get going. 706 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:17,510 You guys can crash here. I have an extra futon. 707 00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:20,220 That's a big pass, Elton John. 708 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:24,230 Ozzy starts in 30 minutes. That'll cheer you up, Nicky. 709 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:25,730 Yeah, let's roll. 710 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,900 I can't give the Ozz man the full focus he deserves. 711 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,280 Sorry, fellas. 712 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:34,860 This chick must be the real deal, then. 713 00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:37,290 -Later, bro. -Good-bye, John. 714 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,080 -Good luck, Nicky. -OK, Pete. 715 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:42,170 You better snap out of it soon, kid... 716 00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:44,710 because we're going after Adrian tomorrow... 717 00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:47,420 bright and early. Night-night. 718 00:44:47,890 --> 00:44:51,470 Yeah, I know. Get some sleep thing, Mr Beefy. 719 00:45:03,190 --> 00:45:06,980 That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. 720 00:45:12,490 --> 00:45:14,740 Go to her. 721 00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:25,630 All right. 722 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:30,920 I smell coconuts. 723 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,010 Coconuts. 724 00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:51,610 That dude looks like a lady. 725 00:45:52,070 --> 00:45:53,070 You want to come in? 726 00:45:53,530 --> 00:45:56,490 Actually, I'm looking for a girl named Valerie. 727 00:45:56,950 --> 00:45:59,410 Valerie Veran? Two floors up, one window over. 728 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:00,620 Thanks much. 729 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,740 Good luck with the nipple rubbing. 730 00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:06,580 I don't need luck. I'm good. 731 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:09,040 I can see that. 732 00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:35,280 Oh, my God! Nicky, is that you? 733 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:37,820 Stay right there. 734 00:46:38,290 --> 00:46:39,910 I will. 735 00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:52,040 What were you thinking coming here? 736 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,630 I don't know, but it didn't involve going blind. 737 00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,670 Oh, my God! Nicky! 738 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:01,020 Please don't die! 739 00:47:05,770 --> 00:47:07,430 What are you doing? 740 00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:11,110 I think I'm floating. 741 00:47:11,570 --> 00:47:14,060 Why would you be floating? 742 00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:17,820 Maybe it was because of this cake I ate earlier. 743 00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:20,660 Am I supposed to not be freaked out right now? 744 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:21,870 Because I am. 745 00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:23,450 I'm freaked out, too. 746 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,540 The butterflies in my stomach are flapping around... 747 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,670 in a way I've never felt before. 748 00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:32,040 You got the wrong window again, man. 749 00:47:32,510 --> 00:47:34,220 Oh, sorry, Nipples. Valerie! 750 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,880 -Nicky, over here. -I'm coming. 751 00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:38,680 Oh, my God, you made it. 752 00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:42,760 Valerie, I can see again, and you look beautiful. 753 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,180 Just because you're floating... 754 00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:48,600 doesn't mean I'm going to forget you giving me the finger. 755 00:47:49,070 --> 00:47:50,180 That wasn't me. 756 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,810 I was being possessed by my brother Adrian. 757 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,360 What do you mean, possessed? 758 00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:57,610 Remember when I told you that my father was in Hell? 759 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,860 That's because he's the Devil... 760 00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:04,700 and he wants to keep his throne for another 10,000 years. 761 00:48:05,170 --> 00:48:06,660 And that pissed off my brothers... 762 00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:08,540 so they broke the gates of Hell... 763 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,700 which is making my father decompose. 764 00:48:13,170 --> 00:48:17,500 I love my father very much, so I came to Earth to save him. 765 00:48:18,850 --> 00:48:20,920 Now I get that Deep South joke. 766 00:48:24,810 --> 00:48:27,430 I don't know if I should believe you. 767 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,890 You got to believe. Believe in the butterflies. 768 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,730 Wait. OK. OK, OK, I believe. 769 00:48:33,190 --> 00:48:35,980 Come on. Come back up. 770 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:40,400 Take my hand, Valerie. 771 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,200 Fly with me. I can give you the power. 772 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,960 That's the Empire State Building. 773 00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:59,630 There's Popeye's chicken-- right there. 774 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:03,260 The Hell Beast is above us... 775 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,640 and I can smell an evil slut. 776 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:09,600 Whoa, Devil! 777 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:10,930 Did you do that? 778 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,070 Nobody calls my girl an evil slut. 779 00:49:16,030 --> 00:49:17,020 Good morning, New York. 780 00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:18,820 This is an "Action News" special report. 781 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280 A shocking crime... 782 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,150 results in a record fifty-million-dollar reward... 783 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:25,080 for the capture of this man. 784 00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,650 His name is unknown... 785 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,360 but his actions have earned him the label "The Monster." 786 00:49:29,830 --> 00:49:32,290 He should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. 787 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,250 The man who caused such a sensation... 788 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:37,120 at the game yesterday is no hero. 789 00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:40,000 He is, in fact, a mass murderer. 790 00:49:40,470 --> 00:49:42,680 -This is real bad. -Where the heck is Nicky? 791 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:44,170 I have authorized a reward... 792 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,600 to the person who brings this man to me. 793 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:48,890 It's a setup. 794 00:49:51,310 --> 00:49:53,310 Good morning, young lady. 795 00:49:56,190 --> 00:49:58,400 That looks like it tastes great. 796 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:01,770 Look at that. 797 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,150 Mr Beefy would like you. 798 00:50:05,490 --> 00:50:06,990 Oh, look. 799 00:50:49,410 --> 00:50:50,440 There he is! 800 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,540 Wait. Wait. 801 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,160 What is happening? 802 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,250 There he is! 803 00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:44,920 I'm not a monster. 804 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,810 Release the evil. 805 00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:26,670 Beefy, I think I'm in trouble. 806 00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:28,550 The shit has hit the fan, kid. 807 00:52:29,010 --> 00:52:29,880 Take a look. 808 00:52:30,350 --> 00:52:31,680 This videotape will show what he did... 809 00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:33,680 after he left the game. 810 00:52:34,730 --> 00:52:36,720 Say hello to my little friend. 811 00:52:39,230 --> 00:52:40,690 My name is Nicky... 812 00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,440 and I'm going to kill all you suckers for no reason. 813 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:47,020 That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana! 814 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,570 -Difficult to watch, I know. -This is Adrian's work. 815 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,370 He superimposed your head onto "Scarface." 816 00:52:54,830 --> 00:52:57,120 Which is probably DePalma's third best film. 817 00:52:59,380 --> 00:53:00,330 I'm not Nicky. 818 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,700 Dude, it's us. Let us in. 819 00:53:03,170 --> 00:53:05,410 -John! Pete! -Nicky! 820 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,590 There's a total mob scene coming this way. 821 00:53:08,050 --> 00:53:10,630 It looks like they're following a giant trail of bug shit. 822 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,210 What do we do now, Beefy? 823 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,340 I don't know. This is a little out of my league. 824 00:53:14,810 --> 00:53:17,350 -What would your dad do, Nicky? -That's a great idea! 825 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:19,270 I'll ask him. Kill me. 826 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:20,680 Are you serious? 827 00:53:21,150 --> 00:53:24,270 Yes. We'll meet at Grand Central Station, noon. 828 00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,480 Now I command you--do me. 829 00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:27,940 All right! 830 00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:34,860 That just hurt a lot. 831 00:53:35,330 --> 00:53:36,280 Still alive, though. 832 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,620 I've always wanted to kill someone. 833 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,790 Can I give it a try? 834 00:53:44,130 --> 00:53:47,210 Damn you, Kevin Spacey! 835 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,800 You take all my parts! 836 00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,050 Hey, you lose--royal flush. 837 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,430 Off with the brassiere. 838 00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:59,010 The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big... 839 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,220 two hillbillies were blowing on them. 840 00:54:06,530 --> 00:54:08,690 Oh, my God, Dad. 841 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,860 Nicky, I got no legs. 842 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,520 I got no hips. 843 00:54:13,990 --> 00:54:15,450 I got one ear. 844 00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:16,740 I got no ears. 845 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,240 Now he has no ears. Are you happy, Nicky? 846 00:54:19,710 --> 00:54:21,910 Adrian's got the whole city following me. 847 00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:23,660 I can't hear you, Nicky! 848 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,540 Check one, two. Check one, two. 849 00:54:26,010 --> 00:54:26,920 Put it back on my head! 850 00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:29,920 You got until midnight tonight. 851 00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,880 Get your ass back up there, and save your father. Go! 852 00:54:34,350 --> 00:54:36,550 -I'm going to save you, Dad. -Go, go, go! 853 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:39,260 -I'm going to save you! -Go, then! Move it! 854 00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:40,970 Go, Nicky, go! 855 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,640 Sure you're down with this? 856 00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:45,150 A little nervous. Want to puke. 857 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:49,190 Hey, hey, fuzz. We know where to find Nicky. 858 00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:55,620 -Let's go. -Get in. 859 00:54:56,330 --> 00:54:57,240 What's up, Police Chief? 860 00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,110 -You have what I want. -You got what we want? 861 00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:02,570 Fifty million bones, bro. 862 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,670 -Here's the money. -Whoa, my God! 863 00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:07,200 That's half of it. You get the rest when I get Nicky. 864 00:55:07,670 --> 00:55:08,870 Thanks much. 865 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,750 I got to warn you, man. He's kind of not human. 866 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,890 -Really? -He might be the son of Satan. 867 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,520 I guess I'll have to be extra careful, then, aren't l? 868 00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:27,940 Now, where is he? 869 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,940 Hey, come on, that was cool! 870 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,570 Do it again! 871 00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:39,530 Out of the way! 872 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,920 Where is he? He's late. 873 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,370 He'll be here. Just keep your skirt on. 874 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,080 That's where he comes out of. 875 00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:51,920 Over there! 876 00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:54,420 We've been ratted out. 877 00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:57,840 We thought the son of Satan would understand such a move. 878 00:55:58,310 --> 00:56:00,930 -Get these two out of here. -All right, this way. 879 00:56:02,770 --> 00:56:05,220 What is this? A bulldog and his gay lover? 880 00:56:05,690 --> 00:56:06,520 Oh, shut up. 881 00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,770 It's true. It's true. 882 00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:10,100 Judas. 883 00:56:10,570 --> 00:56:12,530 Judas Priest, maybe. 884 00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:15,480 I'm only an actor. I don't know what's happening. 885 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:18,110 Take him to the holding area. Seal off all the exits. 886 00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:21,070 I'm only an actor! 887 00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:24,150 You want to see something cool? 888 00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,950 Definitely. 889 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:38,180 Pick me a winner. 890 00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,640 Oh, sick! 891 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,640 Oh, my God, that was awesome! 892 00:56:46,650 --> 00:56:49,600 So, what time's my brother expected back? 893 00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:53,100 Noon. Ish. 894 00:56:53,570 --> 00:56:55,400 Even though you're not really the chief... 895 00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:57,490 we still get the rest of the cash, right, bro? 896 00:56:57,950 --> 00:56:59,320 You know what you'll get, boys? 897 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,530 An indescribably horrific torture... 898 00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:05,280 administered by demons for the rest of eternity. 899 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:07,290 And we get to keep the cash, too, right? 900 00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:08,830 Sure. 901 00:57:09,290 --> 00:57:10,620 Why not? 902 00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:12,790 You're hurting me. 903 00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:14,420 Shut up. 904 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:27,600 Applesauce every time. 905 00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:28,930 Hey, boys! 906 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,560 You want a blizzard with my flip-flop? 907 00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:34,980 No, thanks, but we'll take that bottle of booze. 908 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,650 Beat it, you freak. Get out of here. 909 00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:40,490 I'll be back with my flip-flop! 910 00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:45,990 Schnapps. 911 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,280 Peppermint? 912 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,330 All right! 913 00:57:55,010 --> 00:57:56,090 Want a hit? 914 00:57:56,550 --> 00:57:59,830 Drink up. Here's to fifty million clams. 915 00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:03,010 To the defilement of Earth and corruption of its people. 916 00:58:03,470 --> 00:58:05,470 OK, whatever. Just drink it. 917 00:58:05,930 --> 00:58:06,960 Cheers. 918 00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:19,650 It's awfully hot down here. 919 00:58:20,110 --> 00:58:23,980 How do you manage to stay so cool? 920 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,490 Beer lowers the body temperature. 921 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,740 I read that in a beer magazine. 922 00:58:34,130 --> 00:58:36,920 This liquid will probably quench my thirst. 923 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:40,210 -Cool me off. -Definitely. 924 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,000 Give you a pretty good buzz. 925 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:50,430 Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity. 926 00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:53,560 No, it won't? 927 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:57,690 Oh, Nicky. I've missed you. 928 00:58:58,150 --> 00:59:00,030 Come out and say hello! 929 00:59:00,490 --> 00:59:01,950 I'm not Nicky. 930 00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:04,480 I'm calling you out, brother! 931 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:11,280 Adrian, this is very painful. 932 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:28,630 -There you are. -I told you he was sick. 933 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,260 Oh, hello, Cassius. 934 00:59:30,730 --> 00:59:32,190 All right, Adrian! Let me out! 935 00:59:32,650 --> 00:59:35,600 New Hell really only needs one new Satan. 936 00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:37,480 You motherfu-- 937 00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:41,060 But Cassius could use some company for eternity. 938 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,280 So get in the flask. 939 00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:44,940 Kick his ass, Nicky. 940 00:59:45,410 --> 00:59:46,150 Sleep. 941 00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:48,030 You got it. 942 00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:55,210 Hey, hold up. Someone's got to take a pee. 943 00:59:58,340 --> 01:00:00,910 That dog's got smoke balls! 944 01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:06,340 Run, Beefy! Run! 945 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,430 You can't make me drink, Adrian. 946 01:00:08,890 --> 01:00:09,970 Of course I can. 947 01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:17,470 Oh, it's Nicky's little ragamuffin. 948 01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,190 Drink or she dies. 949 01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:22,110 Unlike you, she won't come back from where she's going. 950 01:00:25,110 --> 01:00:27,870 Let go of her! This is between you and me! 951 01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:31,830 I hear a train a-coming! 952 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,910 Adrian, stop! 953 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:38,080 -Drink! -All right! Don't hurt her! 954 01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:40,170 Don't do it, Nicky! 955 01:00:40,630 --> 01:00:42,460 I have to, Valerie. 956 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,350 Now, that hurt the both of us. 957 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,240 See you in Hell! 958 01:01:17,790 --> 01:01:20,630 Hey, look at the bright side. You can go for a swim. 959 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,880 You can play the harmonica, and you can choke someone. 960 01:01:24,340 --> 01:01:26,420 Take me to my room. I want to be alone! 961 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,790 In your weakened condition, if you vacate the throne... 962 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,930 any of your sons can claim the seat of power for their own. 963 01:01:32,390 --> 01:01:34,130 Horseshit. 964 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,340 Hey, good news. Adrian's back. 965 01:01:36,810 --> 01:01:38,140 I'm going to be all right? 966 01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:40,810 Where's Nicky? 967 01:01:41,270 --> 01:01:42,730 He came with you and Cassius, right? 968 01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:44,690 I came through that gate alone. 969 01:01:45,150 --> 01:01:46,730 Sorry, sir. False alarm. 970 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,780 Would everyone stop playing with me... 971 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,480 and tell me what my brother's up to? 972 01:02:12,850 --> 01:02:14,670 What is this? 973 01:02:27,070 --> 01:02:29,640 Is it Dad's birthday? 974 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,200 There he is. 975 01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:41,490 Hi! I can't believe you're here! 976 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:42,790 Welcome. 977 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:44,790 Up with the sign. 978 01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:49,330 Can I just tell you I am so excited right now? 979 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,090 -So excited! -She really is. 980 01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:54,100 If you could point me to the Black Palace... 981 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,050 I really got to check in with my dad. 982 01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:01,720 Can I ask you something? 983 01:03:02,190 --> 01:03:03,730 What do you know about your mom? 984 01:03:04,190 --> 01:03:05,470 My mom. 985 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:09,230 My brothers tell me that she was a mountain goat... 986 01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:12,020 which would explain my chronic halitosis. 987 01:03:12,490 --> 01:03:14,450 A mountain goat? That's really sweet. 988 01:03:14,910 --> 01:03:16,020 Jenna, chair. 989 01:03:17,950 --> 01:03:19,120 Thanks. 990 01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:22,290 My mother wasn't a goat? 991 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:24,620 Try an angel. 992 01:03:25,090 --> 01:03:28,340 An angel? 993 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,040 I'm your mom. 994 01:03:33,090 --> 01:03:37,550 If you're my mom, then how come you're not older? 995 01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:39,970 Angels don't get any older, son. 996 01:03:40,430 --> 01:03:43,190 I can't believe you just called him "son." 997 01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,970 This is so wild! 998 01:03:50,610 --> 01:03:53,610 Jenna, Christa. Time for your mambo lesson. 999 01:03:54,070 --> 01:03:56,530 Chubbs, I'm so sorry. I totally spaced. 1000 01:03:56,990 --> 01:03:58,900 I have company. This is my son Nicky. 1001 01:04:01,290 --> 01:04:02,490 Chubbs used to be a golf pro... 1002 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,750 but up here he's just the dopest dance instructor. 1003 01:04:05,210 --> 01:04:06,040 Ah, that's nice. 1004 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,500 You mambo? 1005 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:08,910 I don't think so. 1006 01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:12,130 It's all in the hips. 1007 01:04:14,470 --> 01:04:16,680 -Bye, Chubbs. -All in the hips, yeah! 1008 01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,630 Nobody in this room will tell you a thing, Adrian. 1009 01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:20,180 Right! 1010 01:04:21,230 --> 01:04:22,390 Hey, let him go! 1011 01:04:23,850 --> 01:04:27,440 Perhaps a titty-twister will loosen your lips. 1012 01:04:29,110 --> 01:04:30,060 I'm getting turned on. 1013 01:04:30,530 --> 01:04:32,850 All I know is that if you sit on that throne... 1014 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,980 in your father's weakened condition-- 1015 01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,150 Tit-head, no! 1016 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:39,980 You can claim the seat of power for your own. 1017 01:04:41,830 --> 01:04:42,830 Really? 1018 01:04:43,290 --> 01:04:44,620 As the founder of Hell... 1019 01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,160 I command you to stay off that throne! 1020 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,920 Even in Hell I get no respect. 1021 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:53,340 Put me down! 1022 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,650 So where did you meet Dad? 1023 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,200 It was a long time ago at this Heaven-Hell mixer. 1024 01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:25,200 I remember that night. You had, like, four daiquiris. 1025 01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:26,530 At first I didn't really like him. 1026 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,410 -He was really conceited. -But he was funny. 1027 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,790 And I hate to admit it, but he had a really hot body. 1028 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,380 Puppy phone. 1029 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,840 It's so cute. 1030 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,550 Hi, Michelle. Yeah, he's here right now. 1031 01:05:42,010 --> 01:05:44,340 I don't know if he's hot. He's my son, you perv. 1032 01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:46,050 Can I call you back? 1033 01:05:48,020 --> 01:05:49,730 That was my friend Michelle. She says hi. 1034 01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:51,560 Say hi back. 1035 01:05:52,650 --> 01:05:53,600 I'll just call her later. 1036 01:05:54,070 --> 01:05:56,640 We totally saw you save your girlfriend's life. 1037 01:05:57,110 --> 01:05:57,730 That was so cool. 1038 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,020 That's why you came to Heaven instead of Hell. 1039 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:02,150 Self-sacrifice automatically gets you here. 1040 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:03,650 How did you see me? 1041 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,040 We can see anything that's going on on Earth. Look. 1042 01:06:08,290 --> 01:06:09,490 Someone else is taking the internship. 1043 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,200 That's "Felicity." I love that show. Do you watch? 1044 01:06:12,670 --> 01:06:14,960 I haven't seen it, but I hear good things. 1045 01:06:17,170 --> 01:06:19,050 This is an "Action News" special report. 1046 01:06:19,510 --> 01:06:22,630 Moments ago, a large chunk of what appears to be Hell... 1047 01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:25,470 began to rise from beneath Central Park. 1048 01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:27,680 Far from being terrified... 1049 01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:30,140 many New Yorkers have begun flocking to the site... 1050 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,230 turning it into an unofficial party central. 1051 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,020 And this just in... 1052 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,980 I'm cheating on my husband with the weatherman. 1053 01:06:40,990 --> 01:06:42,400 Show him Central Park. 1054 01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:44,240 I love your legs. 1055 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:05,300 That's my father's throne! 1056 01:07:05,770 --> 01:07:07,640 -Is Dad OK? -Let's see. 1057 01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,060 I was a good Devil, wasn't l? 1058 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,680 You were the best Devil, sir! 1059 01:07:13,150 --> 01:07:15,640 If we fall in there, we will die. Period. 1060 01:07:16,110 --> 01:07:18,860 My underwear is so far up my ass I could taste it. 1061 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,150 I hear that. 1062 01:07:20,610 --> 01:07:23,820 Welcome to the party! 1063 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:29,610 It's so nice to see you all here. 1064 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,320 I'm so proud of you. 1065 01:07:32,790 --> 01:07:36,540 You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting. 1066 01:07:39,510 --> 01:07:42,790 You're acting as if there is no Heaven or Hell. 1067 01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:48,880 Well, I've got news for you. 1068 01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:56,100 There is most definitely a Hell. 1069 01:07:56,570 --> 01:07:57,350 What? 1070 01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:00,940 And you're all going there when you die. 1071 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,650 Which is in about fifteen minutes. 1072 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,950 Holy shit, we really are going to die! 1073 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,990 I'm really burning now! 1074 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,040 What are we going to do? 1075 01:08:19,510 --> 01:08:20,960 I got to help her. 1076 01:08:21,420 --> 01:08:23,130 I got to help Dad. 1077 01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:25,340 I got to help everybody. 1078 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,750 At the stroke of midnight... 1079 01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:29,930 my father will be completely deteriorated... 1080 01:08:30,390 --> 01:08:33,560 and all your souls will be mine. 1081 01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:35,350 Soon you will see things... 1082 01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:37,890 more horrible than you can even imagine. 1083 01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:44,610 Well, maybe not that horrible, but still pretty bad. 1084 01:08:46,030 --> 01:08:47,410 So, while we wait... 1085 01:08:47,870 --> 01:08:49,200 for your enjoyment... 1086 01:08:49,660 --> 01:08:51,780 I bring you a dear, sweet man-- 1087 01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,780 Mr Henry Winkler. 1088 01:08:56,130 --> 01:08:56,910 Good evening. 1089 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,080 Covered in bees! 1090 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,550 How can I win? 1091 01:09:06,010 --> 01:09:09,050 Adrian is stronger and smarter than me. 1092 01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:10,260 Stronger, yes. 1093 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,350 Smarter, definitely. 1094 01:09:12,810 --> 01:09:14,680 But you have something that he doesn't have. 1095 01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:17,390 A speech impediment? 1096 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:20,270 The inner light, honey. 1097 01:09:20,730 --> 01:09:22,110 And you can totally use it. 1098 01:09:22,570 --> 01:09:25,140 -It's the best power of all. -I do? 1099 01:09:25,610 --> 01:09:28,570 And God told me if you get in really bad trouble... 1100 01:09:29,030 --> 01:09:30,410 you can use this. 1101 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:32,580 What is it? 1102 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,580 I'm not totally a hundred percent on that... 1103 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,710 but God said when the time came, you'd know what to do with it. 1104 01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:39,030 God's so smart. 1105 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,130 Like "Jeopardy!" smart. 1106 01:09:44,550 --> 01:09:45,330 My little boy. 1107 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,470 Mommy, get me to the Big Apple... 1108 01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:52,090 because I'm going to rock that town like a hurricane. 1109 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,890 You're already there. 1110 01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,350 Bye, Nicky. 1111 01:09:55,810 --> 01:09:57,220 Bye, Mom. 1112 01:09:57,690 --> 01:09:59,150 Bye, guys. 1113 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,360 Release the good. 1114 01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:24,330 Yes, they're furry. 1115 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,620 Bunny, bunny, bunny! 1116 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,250 Release the awesome. 1117 01:10:33,010 --> 01:10:35,470 What you do is put it in your mouth... 1118 01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:40,060 and let the meat slide down your throat hole. 1119 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:43,480 Not you, not you! 1120 01:10:47,570 --> 01:10:50,490 Popeye's chicken is the shizzney! 1121 01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:13,300 You know, from this angle, you're kind of cute. 1122 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,960 You think so? 1123 01:11:16,850 --> 01:11:17,800 Oh, my God. 1124 01:11:18,270 --> 01:11:20,510 He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit. 1125 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,810 That turn you on there, RuPaul? 1126 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,310 Excuse me. Pardon me. 1127 01:11:33,410 --> 01:11:35,070 Little Nicky. 1128 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:38,160 I knew you would make it! 1129 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:41,950 Adrian, I'm asking you nicely. 1130 01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:44,710 Let my friends alone... 1131 01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:47,160 and get in the flask. 1132 01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:48,410 Is this a joke? 1133 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,510 No, it's the inner light... 1134 01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:53,670 and with it, we can defeat whatever you got. 1135 01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,380 It's true! 1136 01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:00,810 It's not true! 1137 01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,390 Run, traitors, run! 1138 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,190 OK, Adrian. 1139 01:12:07,650 --> 01:12:10,400 You've left me no choice. 1140 01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:25,210 Leave this to me. 1141 01:12:26,460 --> 01:12:28,370 Let's see what you've got. 1142 01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:15,290 Enough! 1143 01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,600 I'm going to kill you with my bare hands. 1144 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,340 I'm ready for you. 1145 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,340 I guess I wasn't ready. 1146 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,150 -I totally had to do that. -Hell, yeah! 1147 01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:41,530 -Good job! -That's great! 1148 01:13:41,990 --> 01:13:43,410 Thanks, Mom ! 1149 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,710 I'm going to ask you nicely. 1150 01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:55,080 Get in the fla-- 1151 01:13:55,550 --> 01:13:58,340 You want a pillow fight, do you? 1152 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,290 Let's let the feathers fly. 1153 01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:04,090 Come on, now. 1154 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,760 Come on. 1155 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,730 I'm right here. Where am I going with it, baby? 1156 01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:15,220 Here I am. 1157 01:14:18,910 --> 01:14:20,100 I'm sleeping. 1158 01:14:20,570 --> 01:14:21,740 Or am l? 1159 01:14:25,910 --> 01:14:26,740 Thanks, Mr Winkler. 1160 01:14:27,210 --> 01:14:29,500 I'm asking you one last time. 1161 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,000 Get in the flask. 1162 01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:34,340 A little help here, please. 1163 01:14:37,010 --> 01:14:37,590 Please! 1164 01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:40,670 Don't do this! No! 1165 01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:48,100 Good-bye, Nicky. 1166 01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,180 Nice to see you, brothers. 1167 01:14:59,660 --> 01:15:01,450 Now I'm going to bust both of your heads wide open! 1168 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:10,200 -Come on! -Get 'em, Nicky! 1169 01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:11,660 Come on, Nicky! 1170 01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:15,990 You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls! 1171 01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:17,920 Good idea. 1172 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:21,330 One down, one to go, Adrian. 1173 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,710 You've asked for this. Time for the shovel! 1174 01:15:24,180 --> 01:15:26,050 Bring it on! 1175 01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,670 -Kill him, Adrian! -Shut up! 1176 01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:31,100 -Get him, Nicky! -Let go of me! 1177 01:16:03,050 --> 01:16:06,090 How did a nice Southern boy learn to fight like that? 1178 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:09,560 I guess from my father's side of the family. 1179 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,570 What? No tongue? 1180 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,780 Catch me if you can! 1181 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,420 That is wicked! 1182 01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:47,880 Not long now! 1183 01:16:50,980 --> 01:16:51,670 You got to fly out. 1184 01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:53,520 Soon it will all be mine! 1185 01:16:53,980 --> 01:16:55,850 Nicky! I know you can do it. 1186 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:57,310 Run, run! 1187 01:16:57,770 --> 01:16:59,150 Do it for the butterflies. 1188 01:16:59,610 --> 01:17:01,230 Butterflies? 1189 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,280 The power of good lets you fly out. 1190 01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:11,200 Well, you're too late, Nicky! 1191 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:16,000 Behold your new Satan! 1192 01:17:17,170 --> 01:17:19,710 What's that? What's with the ball? 1193 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,920 -Ozzy? -Holy shit. 1194 01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:30,590 No, no, no! 1195 01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:32,470 You can do it, Ozzy! 1196 01:17:32,930 --> 01:17:35,060 Bite his fricking head off! 1197 01:17:38,230 --> 01:17:39,430 Spit him in the flask! 1198 01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:40,930 Here you go, Ozzy. 1199 01:17:46,450 --> 01:17:48,990 -Grand Central, Nicky! -Start running. 1200 01:17:49,450 --> 01:17:50,700 -You'll never make it. -You've got to die. 1201 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,280 I'll just go to Heaven. 1202 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:55,280 Not if you do something bad right before you die. 1203 01:17:55,750 --> 01:17:56,610 You're right. 1204 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,870 Hey, Nicky! Cover Winkler in bees! 1205 01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:00,530 You can do it! 1206 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,790 Sorry, Henry. 1207 01:18:06,050 --> 01:18:07,630 -Do me! -With what? 1208 01:18:08,090 --> 01:18:09,040 I don't know. 1209 01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:11,720 Here. Kill him with this. 1210 01:18:13,270 --> 01:18:14,760 I'll never forget you, guys. 1211 01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:18,760 And we will never forget you, my friend. 1212 01:18:24,990 --> 01:18:26,860 I love you. 1213 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,780 And I love you, Nicky. 1214 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:41,490 I got them, Dad! I did it! 1215 01:18:44,170 --> 01:18:47,090 Unholiness, you're back! 1216 01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,680 You look great! 1217 01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:51,630 It's all in the hips 1218 01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:54,050 It's in the hips 1219 01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:58,220 You're all right! 1220 01:18:58,690 --> 01:18:59,880 You came through, Nicky. 1221 01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:01,900 I came through for you, Dad... 1222 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,860 and I came through for Mom and the butterflies. 1223 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,110 You're back in Hell now, kid. 1224 01:19:08,570 --> 01:19:10,150 There are no butterflies here. 1225 01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:13,190 If you want butterflies, you need to be on Earth. 1226 01:19:13,660 --> 01:19:19,530 What about you and Grandpa and everybody in Hell? 1227 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:23,620 I let my butterflies die once upon a time... 1228 01:19:24,090 --> 01:19:26,130 and it's never stopped hurting. 1229 01:19:26,590 --> 01:19:27,670 That's right! 1230 01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:29,460 You heard me, Holly. 1231 01:19:29,930 --> 01:19:30,710 What? 1232 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:32,590 I'm still in love with you! 1233 01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:34,710 Oh, my God, he's talking about me. 1234 01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:38,140 And don't think I forgot about how crazy you get... 1235 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,680 after a few daiquiris. 1236 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:46,030 That guy is still the biggest horndog. 1237 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:47,760 Yeah, he is. 1238 01:19:49,110 --> 01:19:51,190 Listen, I got down low. 1239 01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:54,490 Your mom's got up high. 1240 01:19:54,950 --> 01:19:56,360 You take care of the middle. 1241 01:19:56,830 --> 01:19:58,620 OK, Dad. 1242 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:03,160 But, in the words of Motley Crue... 1243 01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:07,460 this will always be my home sweet home. 1244 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,550 Don't be afraid to show your face. 1245 01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:12,050 You're such a handsome boy. 1246 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,470 I hate to interrupt... 1247 01:20:16,930 --> 01:20:19,300 but it's time for Hitler's punishment. 1248 01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:21,590 -I'll take that. -Maybe they'll let us out. 1249 01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:22,890 Grandpa! 1250 01:20:23,350 --> 01:20:24,550 OK, kids. 1251 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,650 Enjoy your new home! 1252 01:20:28,610 --> 01:20:31,310 Holy shnit! 1253 01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,620 Such a little angel. 1254 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,110 Only a quarter, ma'am. 1255 01:20:46,590 --> 01:20:48,410 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 1256 01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:51,580 Sorry. 89760