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NO, I'M NOT PAYING THAT, FORGET IT!
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Man: THANK YOU.
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SIR LANCELOT, COULD YOU PLEASE GET DOWN.
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FINE.
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♪ WELL, I FOUND THAT SILVER LINING ♪
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♪ ON THE DAY THAT YOU WERE GONE ♪
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♪ SATIN SHEETS SURROUNDED ME ALL NIGHT THEN ALL DAY LONG ♪
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ALRIGHT, SIR LANCELOT, I'M GOING.
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HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. I'M TAKING THE CANDY CORNS.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
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Man rapping: T--T--TERRIBLE, WE'LL MAKE EXAMPLES OUT OF YOU.
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I COULD STUTTER ALL THE WAY THROUGH
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BUT I'M STILL SHAKING THE FLU.
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I'M NICE WITH IT, WANT ME ON YOUR SHIT
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THEN THERE'S A PRICE WITH IT TILL I'M FLAT AND I'M FIFTY.
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THEY'RE GOING PLATINUM WITH MY RAP TUNE.
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NICE WITH THE VOCABULARY,
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THESE AIN'T REGULAR LYRICS, NIGGA.
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THIS IS YOUR OBITUARY.
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[MAN OVER P.A.]
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Man: HELLO?
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HA!
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SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
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MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE.
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HI. I'M CHRIS.
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Man: NO, THERE'S NO MISTAKE.
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AH, ACTUALLY YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE EARLY, THAT'S ALL.
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WELL... SORRY.
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I BROUGHT SOME PUMPKIN BREAD.
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THANK YOU. THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
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Chris: YEAH.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
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[WOMAN BURSTING IN LAUGHTER]
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SURE.
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THANKS FOR INVITING ME.
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OK.
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FUCKING GET HIM! [WOMAN SCREAMING]
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GET HIM. HOW DID YOU FIND US? Man: FUCKING GET HIM!
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Chris: NO, NO, LET GO, LET GO, LET GO.
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WELCOME TO YOUR MURDER.
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Woman: HIS LITTLE CARDBOARD OUTFIT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
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Man: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL THAT
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LIGHT CHAIN CAME FROM,
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THAT WASN'T THERE.
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YOU WERE GREAT, YOU WERE SO SEXY SCREAMING LIKE THAT.
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Woman: I DON'T KNOW, HIS COSTUME'S PRETTY HILARIOUS.
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I THINK HE MIGHT BE RETARDED.
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YOU KNOW, LEXI, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE BEST IDEA
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TO USE A CELL PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME.
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WELL, SNAPPING PHOTOS
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ISN'T A GREAT IDEA EITHER, DILDO!
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Lexi: HELLO, HEY...
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HEY, LET'S GO TO CICERO'S PARTY.
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WHY?
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THIS IS THE PARTY,
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WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS
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AND CICERO'S A FUCKING ASS HOLE.
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WHAT'S THIS SHIT?
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH ALEXANDER, HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER.
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LOOK, I DON'T THINK WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT
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SOMEONE WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO SHOW UP.
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Man: THE INVITATION SAID "MURDER PARTY."
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IF SOME JACK ASS IS DUMB ENOUGH TO COME HERE
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THEN HE DESERVES TO DIE.
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HE'S A WHITE MALE, HE'S PERFECT.
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ARE YOU REPUBLICAN?
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DON'T MAKE THIS POLITICAL. THIS IS ABOUT ART.
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THERE'S NOTHING MORE POLITICAL THAN ART.
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OH, THIS IS ABOUT IMPRESSING ALEXANDER
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AND YOU KNOW THAT, PAUL.
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FUCK YOU, SKY, I WANT A GRANT.
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LOOK, CICERO'S PARTY IS LIKE TEN BLOCKS AWAY,
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LET'S JUST GO THERE.
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THIS IS ENOUGH.
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WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR ALEXANDER.
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LET'S VOTE.
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FUCK A VOTE.
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THIS HAS BEEN DECIDED AND WHAT THE CHRIST, SKY?
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT THE JUG OF ACID,
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I MEAN, HARDCORE, RIGHT? [SKY SIGHS]
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BILL? WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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WHAT?
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YEAH? YOU READY TO MURDER THIS DILDO?
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I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR A SECOND DEGREE ASSAULT PARTY.
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FINE.
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OK, WHAT IF I HAD AN IDEA THAT WILL MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY?
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NO ONE HAS TO DIE BUT IT'S VIOLENT,
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AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE'LL RULE THE SCENE.
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OK, SO, WHAT IS IT?
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IS...ARE THERE RAISINS IN THIS?
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ARE THEY ORGANIC?
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OH MY, GOD, YOU'RE ALLERGIC, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE, ARE YOU?
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SHOULD I CALL 911?
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NO!
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I'LL BE FINE, I JUST GET REALLY DIZZY.
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I JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN. I GET REALLY DIZZY.
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IT'S PRESERVATIVES, I'M ALLERGIC TO 'EM.
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HERE. ALRIGHT, WE'LL THEN,
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THEN I CAN GET BACK TO...
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[CRASH]
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OOPS!
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SMELLS LIKE CUT GRASS.
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WHAT?
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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SKY JUST DIED.
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OH, SHIT!
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YOU KILLED HER.
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YOU'RE BREAD. [MUMBLING]
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YOU! I'M GONNA KILL HIM RIGHT NOW!
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LOCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!
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WAIT, WAIT, WE GOTTA WAIT FOR ALEXANDER BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING.
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Man: THIS IS HAPPENING!
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YEAH, YEAH!
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WHAT?! WHAT, MOTHER FUCKER, WHAT?!
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I WANNA HEAR THE SCREAMING. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
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AAAAAAH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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HAPPENED.
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YEAH! NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YEAH! AAAH! AAH!
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BURN! YEAH!
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OH! OH! OH! I'M SO SORRY.
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I'M SO SORRY I DID THAT.
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I'M SORRY! ARE YOU... OH, FUCK!
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I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
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HA HA HA! OH, MY GOD!
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Lexi: WHAT'S HAPPENING? I DON'T KNOW.IT SAYS "ACETIC ACI
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WELL IT SMELLS LIKE... VINEGAR?
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I'LL LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET.
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I THINK IT'S VINEGAR.
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ASSHOLE.
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HEY! AND I THOUGHT WE AGREED
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NO ALCOHOL UNTIL THE DEED WAS DONE.
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HEY! I JUST DID THE DEED!
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AND BESIDES THERE'S A PILE OF COCAINE
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ON THE TABLE AND SKY IS DEAD.
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COKE, ISN'T A DEPRESSANT, IT ENHANCES MY POWERS.
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I'M JUST SAYING YOU KNOW...
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WHAT WE SAID WAS NO ALCOHOL AND NO WEED.
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IT'S VINEGAR.
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Man: VINEGAR? GREAT. WE--WE CAN PICKLE HIM TO DEATH.
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[PHONE RINGING] AAA!
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OH MY GOD, IT'S ALEXANDER. HE'S HERE.
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Man: THIS IS A CLUSTER FUCK!
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HE'S GONNA THINK WE'RE A BUNCH OF DILDOS.
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NOT IF DOESN'T SEE THE BODY.
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WE SHOULD HIDE THE BODY.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID.
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ALEXANDER! HEY.
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YEAH, THAT'S COOL, I'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD CHOP UP HER BODY
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AND TAKE HER TEETH OR SOMETHING.
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JUST HIDE THE BODY. USE THE PLASTIC!
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NO, NO PLASTIC IS FOR THIS GUY.
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WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT!
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COME ON. Lexi: AA!
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ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU WANNA DO THIS?
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LIKE A BURRITO.
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JUST LIFT. Lexi: JUST ROLL HER.
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OK, BRING HER OVER HERE.
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OH! YOU...
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ALRIGHT.
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OH MY GOD, JUST DRAG HER.
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PICK HER UP! PICK HER UP!
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JESUS CHRIST, SHE'S HEAVY!
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YOU GOT HER? ONE, TWO,
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THREE, GO. AH!
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Man: OK. Lexi: OK, SHUT THE BIN.
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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[HISSES]
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AAA! YOU SCARED ME. HA HA HA.
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LEXI, YOU LOOK SMASHING TONIGHT.
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THANKS.
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AAH! AAH! AW!
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Alexander: YOU ALRIGHT, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
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EVERYONE, THIS IS HELL HAMMER, HE'S PART DINGO.
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Lexi: OH, HIS COSTUME IS ADORABLE.
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AND THIS IS ZYCHO, MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
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WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, PAUL?
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VAMPIRE, ER, 19TH CENTURY VAMPIRE.
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Alexander: ME TOO.
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WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE FANGS?
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UH, FROM A...A GOTH STORE, YOU KNOW,
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DOWNTOWN, THEY'RE RESIN, ACTUALLY.
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TAKE 'EM OFF, PAUL.
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WHAT? TAKE OFF YOUR
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VAMPIRE FANGS.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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[BREATHES] OK.
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Man on game: HEADSHOT...
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Alexander: TAKE THEM OFF, PAUL.
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AND TAKE OFF YOU VAMPIRE COAT.
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AND YOUR VAMPIRE SHIRT.
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AND NOW TAKE OFF YOUR VAMPIRE PANTS.
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[SHOE DROPS]
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YOU'RE HAIRY. MHH!
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OK, SO...
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WHO IS THIS DILDO?
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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ACHEW!
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I'M SORRY, I'M REALLY ALLERGIC.
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I'M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM OUTSIDE. COME ON.
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HEY, ZYCHO, GRAB THIS GUY'S WALLET.
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[GRUNTS]
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HM, AW.
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CHRISTOPHER S. HOLLY, YOU'RE OLD.
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OH! I NEEDED GOOD DENTISTS.
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IS THIS GUY ANY GOOD?
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I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING A CAVITY.
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HEY, WHERE'S SKY? Lexi: NO SHOW.
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I THINK SHE WENT TO CICERO'S PARTY.
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WHAT A DIRTY WHORE.
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ANYWAY WHAT ARE THE PITCHES, BITCHES?
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WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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DON'T BLOW THIS, MACON.
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MMH. OK, WE'RE GONNA CUT THIS GUY IN A HALF,
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WE'RE GONNA DUMP HIS BODY IN A VACANT LOT,
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WE'RE GONNA USE THE PRESSED UP THINGS
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AS PART OF THE PAPER MACHE ELEMENTS
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OF A MASSIVE MULTI MEDIA METAL STRUCTURE
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WITH PARTICIPATIONAL, ER...
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ER, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME START OVER.
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UM, MAYBE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PROGRESSIVE.
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WE'LL STAPLE A PANCAKE TO HIS FACE
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AND PUSH HIM IN FRONT OF THE 'G' TRAIN
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AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW SO...
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Macon: EVER-WHAT HAPPENS... LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
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WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A VIDEO INSTALLATION
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AND IT'S ALMOST DONE.
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT INCORPORATING
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TONIGHT'S EVENTS INTO THE INSTALLATION.
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WELL, COME HERE.
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Lexi: COME HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
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I CALL IT UM, "VALIDICTION IN BLACK".
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SO I WANNA KEEP IT REALLY ABSTRACT LIKE THIS.
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AAA! Camera operator:
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AREN'T THEY PRETTY?
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OH, THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!
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I COULDN'T FIND A REAL ONE SO I TOTALLY...
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[CAMERA OPERATOR VOICEOVER] [SCREAMING]
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OH, GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE ALREADY GOT A VENUE FOR IT.
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REALLY? WHAT VENUE?
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AH, EUROPHOLIES. IT'S RIGHT OFF BEDFORD.
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YEAH, IT'S THAT JUICE BAR
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WITH A DIGITAL PROJECTOR IN THE BACK... NICE.
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OH, PAUL, YOU'RE NOT MAD? WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE?
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I THINK MY PHOTOGRAPHS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
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PAUL, COME HERE.
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I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND WITH YOU EARLIER.
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IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THE BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH YOUR VEINS.
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PAUL, YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS...
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ARE EXCELSIOR.
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WHO IS THIS GUY? I MEAN, WHY IS HE EVEN HERE?
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ZYCHO, HE'S MY DRUG DEALER.
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HE SELLS OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS PARENTS' PEROGI SHOP.
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IT'S ALRIGHT, HE'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU, HIS GUN IS FAKE.
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IT'S JUST PART OF HIS COSTUME.
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WHAT'S HIS COSTUME?
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PAUL, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TRUST ME,
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YOU'RE THE FRONT RUNNER FOR THE GRANT.
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[SPEAKS FRENCH] WHAT YOU GOT, BUDDY?
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I DON'T KNOW. I WAS GONNA CUT HIS DICK OFF
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AND SET HIM ON FIRE.
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I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, DUDES.
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I REALLY WANTED YOU TO CHALLENGE YOURSELVES ON THIS ONE.
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I WANTED YOU TO FORGET THAT I HAVE ACCESS TO GRANT MONEY.
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IN EXCESS OF $300,000, DID I MENTION THAT?
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YOU NEED TO DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY,
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YOUR ARTISTIC JURISDICTION,
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YOUR HUNTING GROUNDS.
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YOUR PREY IS INSPIRATION.
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INSPIRATION IS SHIT! UNLESS YOU EXECUTE.
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TONIGHT WE EXECUTE.
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IN THREE YEARS... FUCK THAT, SIX MONTHS...
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THERE'S GONNA BE A STARBUCKS, WHOLE FOODS, JAMBA JUICE, COZY.
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WHERE'S THE INSPIRATION IN THAT?
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AND THIS WAREHOUSE...
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WILL NO DOUBT BE CONVERTED INTO OVER PRICED CONDOS
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MARKETED AS THIS ARTIST'S LOFTS.
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THAT'S BULLSHIT.
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NO, THIS WILL BE ARTIST'S LOFTS... OURS.
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BECAUSE WHAT WE DO HERE TONIGHT WILL CHANGE THINGS FOREVER.
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DON'T THINK OF THIS DILDO AS A VICTIM.
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THINK OF HIM AS A COLLABORATOR.
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IT'S HIS PRIVILEGE TO BE HERE THIS EVENING.
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I ASK FOR ONE THING, SO PRECIOUS LITTLE.
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WHEN OUR MASTER PIECE IS COMPLETE,
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AND THE CORONER'S REPORT IS BACK IN,
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THEY WILL READ THE CAUSE OF DEATH... ART.
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SO, THINK BEYOND SPLATTERING BLOOD ON CANVAS
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OR DEATH BY PAPER MACHE.
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00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:23,058
JACKSON POLLOCK IS BORING.
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AND I'VE SEEN THAT SCORSESE FILM WITH THAT GUY.
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THINK HYPER-ARTISTIC, THINK...
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NO.
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THE ART IS THE ACT ITSELF.
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WE'LL WAIT UNTIL THE WITCHING HOUR,
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AND THEN WE'LL STAB HIM,
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WE'LL ALL STAB HIM TILL HE DIES.
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00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:04,517
THE WITCHING HOUR IS BRILLIANT.
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Paul: THE WITCHING HOUR IS MIDNIGHT.
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Alexander: YEAH.
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Macon: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT WITCHING HOUR IS.
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I'M SAYING I'M GONNA NEED SOME FOOD BEFORE THEN.
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00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,273
Paul: YOU WANNA ORDER FOOD?
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YEAH, I CAN PICK IT UP INCOGNITO.
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Alexander: ALSO, MACON, I WANT YOU TO GET SOME CAKE.
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WE CAN'T HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT CAKE.
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00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,779
AND PIZZA.
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NO PIZZA.
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I FEEL LIKE... CHINESE. WILLIAM?
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I'LL EAT ANYTHING. QUAIL.
316
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,163
HOW ABOUT THAI FOOD, YOU LIKE THAI FOOD.
317
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,873
I HAD THAI FOOD YESTERDAY. SUSHI?
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00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,249
I DON'T REALLY LIKE SUSHI.
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00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,084
YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD RULE ASIAN OUT ALL TOGETHER.
320
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,878
CHEESE BURGERS. I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY.
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DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO LIKE BREAKFAST, LIKE
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PANCAKES OR SOMETHING?
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MILK SHAKES.
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I COULD DO MEXICAN. WILLIAM? I'LL EAT ANYTHING.
325
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,760
LET'S LET ZYCHO DECIDE. ZYCHO?
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00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,389
DO THEY HAVE FISH AND CHIPS? I SMELL VINEGAR.
327
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,558
OH, YEAH, HOW MOD. ANYTHING BUT FISH.
328
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,559
JUST GET A FUCKING PIZZA!
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WITH SAUSAGE. PLAIN.
330
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,936
SHIT. GODDAMN IT!
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SHIT! SHIT!
332
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:09,582
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
333
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,333
THERE HE IS!
334
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,617
AAH! [CHAINSAW ON]
335
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:58,464
AH! THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
336
00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,881
THE DOOR!
337
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,346
[CHAINSAW STARTS]
338
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,939
[HEAVY BREATHING, COUGHING]
339
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:34,500
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
340
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:03,779
AH, SHIT!
341
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:06,156
YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING A GLARE ON HIS GLASSES.
342
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:09,993
CAN I GET ONE OF YOU GUYS TO JUST GO OVER...
343
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,500
[MUMBLES]
344
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,885
I GOT THE PIZZA.
345
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,390
LEXI?
346
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,099
IS THIS THE CAKE?
347
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,099
YEAH.
348
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,351
THE CAKE IS FOR HIM.
349
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,149
LEXI'S PUSSY SCREAMED AT ME.
350
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,149
IT WHAT?
351
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,443
[SCREAMS]
352
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:56,998
ALEXANDER, I AM BORED.
353
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,168
GO GRAB THE NIPPLES, I'LL SPIKE HIS GUTS.
354
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:03,213
QUIT NOW. NO TO THIS...
355
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,764
CAN I USE YOUR CELLPHONE, PLEASE?
356
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,432
OH, I WOULD BUT...
357
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,852
YOU SHOULDN'T USE A CELLPHONE WHILE COMMITTING A CRIME.
358
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:35,287
HI? YEAH, CAN YOU ACTUALLY COME DOWN HERE PLEASE?
359
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,457
YEAH, THE ADDRESS SHOULD BE ON MY COMPUTER.
360
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:41,209
NO THESE GUYS ARE...
361
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,505
OK, EVERYONE, ZYCHO BROUGHT US A TREAT.
362
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,927
I CALL THIS EXTREME TRUTH OR DARE.
363
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:54,013
ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING IT IN BELARUS.
364
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,975
WHAT IS IT? SODIUM AMYTAL.
365
00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,226
IT'S TRUTH SERUM.
366
00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,645
ALEXANDER, I LOVE IT.
367
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,522
THERE'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH NEEDLES, I'M NOT SHARING THIS.
368
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,775
I'LL SHARE WITH LEXI. EWW!
369
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,735
THAT'S CREEPY, AND I DON'T DO NEEDLES.
370
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,655
YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL A NEEDLE.
371
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,655
I CAN.
372
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,824
YOU DID NOT FEEL THE ONE THAT I'VE JUST INJECT YOU.
373
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,241
YOU FUCKING PRICK!
374
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,451
HEY, RELAX, SWEETHEART.
375
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,454
Zycho: HEY, WOLF MAN? MMH?
376
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,290
FOR YOU.
377
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,835
OH.
378
00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:25,170
I'LL DO THAT SHIT.
379
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:28,047
Alexander: HEY, ZYCHO, LET ME GET MINE.
380
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,720
LET'S EXPLORE THE DARKNESS.
381
00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:40,686
YEAH, NO THANK YOU. DON'T BE SUCH A DILDO, PAUL.
382
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,730
COME ON, DILDO.
383
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,858
YEAH, MAN UP, PAUL.
384
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,193
PAUL, THIS IS EXTREME TRUTH OR DARE,
385
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,322
THE REAL CIA, KGB SHIT.
386
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,322
Zycho: HM.
387
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,115
KGB USE PURE ALCOHOL.
388
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,159
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY, I MEAN...
389
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,161
A SIMILAR EFFECT AS BARBITURATE.
390
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,540
PAUL, I HAVE A BIG BAG OF TRICKS PLANNED FOR TONIGHT
391
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,667
SO FORGET ABOUT THIS GUY FOR NOW
392
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,920
AND, UH, STOP BRINGING US DOWN, MAN. YOU'RE A REAL DRAG.
393
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,007
PAUL, IS HIS OWN LITTLE BARBITURATE.
394
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,424
[LAUGHTER]
395
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:15,470
LEXI IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND. [LEXI LAUGHS]
396
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:20,517
PAUL PUTS THE BITCH IN BARBITURATE.
397
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,310
BILL'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
398
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,730
THERE ARE TWO R'S IN BARBITURATE,
399
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,106
BUT AMERICANS DON'T CARE.
400
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:30,944
PAUL NEEDS TO HAVE HIS... I'M HAVING A GAS.
401
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,571
THIS IS FUN.
402
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,032
WHAT IS THAT?
403
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,911
SODIUM AMYTAL, SAME THING.
404
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:43,081
UH, I SAW THAT ONE COMING. [LEXI LAUGHS]
405
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:45,500
THE CHAINSAW. HA HA HA.
406
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:48,921
THIS ACTUALLY IS PRETTY, UM, FANG-TASTIC.
407
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:52,298
[ALL LAUGH]
408
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:58,513
PAUL'S PUSSY HAS A SMALLER CLITORIS THAN LEXI'S.
409
00:34:58,555 --> 00:34:59,765
I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY.
410
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,808
DUDES, LET'S STICK TO THE POINT.
411
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,185
WE'RE GETTING OFF TRUCK AND I NEED SOMETHING MORE CONCRETE
412
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,729
IF I WANNA TURN THIS IN TO THE BOSS.
413
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,815
WELL, THERE'S NO NEED TO WIG OUT.
414
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:12,611
[ALL LAUGH]
415
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,153
Lexi: OH, LOOK.
416
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:19,993
WHAT IN THE HELL DOES HE WANT?
417
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:19,993
TO EXTINGUISH OUR FUN.
418
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,455
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY?
419
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,455
MMMH.
420
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:27,793
IS IT A PUN? OH, SHIT, HE'S GOT A PUN.
421
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:34,132
F--F--FORGET IT, I--I--I THINK, I THINK I MISSED MY MOMENT.
422
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,634
SAY IT!
423
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,720
IT'S NOT...IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUNNY ANYMORE.
424
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,430
HEY, MACON, GRAB ME THAT CHAINSAW.
425
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,975
NO, OK, I'M SORRY. UM...
426
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:50,732
I GOT ONE, IT'S, "I'M HAVING ONE HECK OF A CRAZY NIGHT
427
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:56,113
"BUT WITH THE K, WITH THE ARMOR,
428
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,782
"I DON'T DESERVE TO BE PUN-NISHED."
429
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,996
HA! HA! HA HA HA HA!
430
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,872
YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
431
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:15,924
WOO!
432
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:48,289
THIS IS FUN.
433
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:52,878
SHOULD WE JUST ASK EACH OTHER QUESTIONS?
434
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:56,339
Lexi: WHO'S THE BEST ARTIST HERE?
435
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,842
All: ME.
436
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,177
JINX.
437
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,096
I DIG THAT THOUGH, EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN TRUTH.
438
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,015
LET'S HEAR SOME SECRETS.
439
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,642
Bill: I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
440
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,686
I WANT TO BE AT HOME
441
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:13,648
WATCHING A DVD WITH MY DAD AND MY MOM.
442
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,316
NOT WITH A WHORE.
443
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,610
I HAVE A SECRET.
444
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:28,413
I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT.
445
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,331
IT FELT REAL TO ME.
446
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:33,418
AND I LOVE YOU.
447
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:42,343
SO, LET'S PLAY THIS GAME.
448
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,098
LET'S BE REALLY HONEST.
449
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,183
I CAN LIE.
450
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,103
SERIOUSLY, SOMEBODY ASK ME A QUESTION.
451
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:53,897
MM, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
452
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:57,650
BLUE.
453
00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,862
SEE? IT'S PURPLE.
454
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,489
PURPLE HAS GOT A LOT OF BLUE IN IT.
455
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:08,286
OK. WE ALL KNOW YOUR FAVORITE FOOD, SO WHAT IS IT?
456
00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:12,624
I'M BISEXUAL. I THINK EVERYONE IN THE WORLD PROBABLY IS.
457
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:16,044
I MAKE SEX WITH PILLOW.
458
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:19,214
Macon: HEY, LEXI, LEXI...
459
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,591
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,
460
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:26,972
WHEN WE WENT AND WE WATCHED THEM DETONATE THE OLD WATER TOWERS
461
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,390
FROM THE ROOF OF THAT FACTORY
462
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:33,186
AND WE SMOKED THAT HASH THAT TESTED LIKE SOAP?
463
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:37,732
AND WE HAD ICE-CREAM BARS, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, LEXI?
464
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:40,152
VAGUELY.
465
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,988
YOU WENT HOME WITH THAT GUY NAMED GUNS
466
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,116
TO--STRETCH OUT YOUR EAR LOBES?
467
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:49,995
OH YEAH, THE WATER TOWERS.
468
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,790
WELL...
469
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:58,586
AFTER YOU LEFT I PICKED UP YOUR POPSICLE STICK
470
00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:01,673
FROM THE ICE-CREAM.
471
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:19,149
WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WROTE A LETTER TO SANTA CLAUS
472
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,860
AND ASKED NOT TO BE JEWISH.
473
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,696
WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY ABOUT ME?
474
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,200
YOU KNOW WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?
475
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:31,203
WE MOSTLY TALK ABOUT HER.
476
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:35,540
WE'RE KICKING YOU OUT OF THE COLLECTIVE.
477
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,376
THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY TALENTED
478
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:41,213
AND WE ARE INSECURE.
479
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,631
I HATE THAT.
480
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:48,427
NOW WHEN I GO TO A GOOD MOVIE OR A GREAT EXHIBIT...
481
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,555
I HATE IT.
482
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:55,185
I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BAD BECAUSE WHEN SOMETHING IS GOOD
483
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,562
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ME.
484
00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:59,731
I USED TO LOVE ART, NOW I JUST HATE IT.
485
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,649
I WANT IT TO SUCK.
486
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:02,859
YOU GUYS SUCK.
487
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:07,739
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW YOU LOVE SOMEBODY?
488
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,243
DO YOU WHO THAT PERSON IS, IT'S...
489
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:14,287
IF YOUR AFRAID TO F-- I'M AFRAID TO FLY...
490
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,621
WHEN YOU ARE ON THE PLANE
491
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:19,542
AND YOU ARE WORRIED THAT IT'S GOING TO CRASH.
492
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:26,258
PERSON YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT THEN THAT'S WHO YOU LOVE.
493
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:29,261
WE DO A LOT OF DRUGS.
494
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,597
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A DRUG DEALER?
495
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,891
FEELS GOOD.
496
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:38,228
BETTER THAN SELLING PEROGIES.
497
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:41,606
BUT HAVE TO DEAL WITH NIGGERS.
498
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:44,901
SEE I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A RACIST ASSHOLE
499
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,779
BUT, I'M FASCINATED WITH THE WORD "NIGGER".
500
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,448
Paul: OH-OH. IT HAS CAUSED
501
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,448
SO MUCH DAMAGE.
502
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:53,618
IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL WORD IN THE UNITED STATES.
503
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:54,994
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
504
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,580
SEE WHAT I MEAN HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THE WORD MADE YOU?
505
00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,624
AND YOU HAVE A CONFEDERATE BELT BUCKLE.
506
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,751
THIS IS A WALLET.
507
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,214
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE.
508
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:08,300
ALRIGHT, LET'S WRAP THIS UP.
509
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,592
ALEXANDER,
510
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:13,430
DO YOU REALLY HAVE $300,000 IN GRANT MONEY?
511
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:17,475
NO.
512
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,770
IT'S MORE LIKE HALF A MILLION.
513
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,064
I DUMPED MYSELF.
514
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,900
EWE. GODDAMN IT.
515
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,027
YES, IN-- AT MY COUSIN'S WEDDING.
516
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,196
I WAS RUNNING LATE AND GOT STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR
517
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,990
AND I WAS THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR
518
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:35,368
AND I STUCK A DUMP RIGHT IN MY PANTS
519
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,163
AND THEN THE ELEVATOR WENT DOWN TO THE LOBBY
520
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,207
AND THERE'S...ALL FILLED WITH PEOPLE FROM MODEL
521
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,207
AIRPLANE CONVENTION
522
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:46,463
AND I HAD TO WALK UP SIX FLIGHTS OF STAIRS
523
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:46,463
AND IT TOUCHED MY SOCKS.
524
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,341
YOU ARE A LAME BRAIN MAN.
525
00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:51,134
I WAS THE GROOMSMAN.
526
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,178
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RECORD?
527
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,679
"THE BIG CHILL" SOUND TRACK.
528
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,015
ARE YOU GAY? NO.
529
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,516
ARE YOU A VIRGIN? NO.
530
00:41:58,557 --> 00:41:59,767
WHAT DO YOU DO?
531
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:02,061
I WORK FOR THE NYPD. YOU'RE A FUCKING COP?
532
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:03,188
Zycho: DID YOU FRISK HIM?
533
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,814
Paul: NO GODDAMN WAY HE'S A COP.
534
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,317
YOU GUYS CUSS TOO MUCH, BUT IT'S OK.
535
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:10,320
AND NO, I WORK FOR THE PARKING ENFORCEMENT DISTRICT.
536
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:15,033
IT'S A CIVILIAN BRANCH OF NYPD, I'M ON LEVEL 1TEA.
537
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,160
I MAKE $26,500 A YEAR
538
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:21,331
AND ALL I DO IS WRITE TICKETS AND RUIN PEOPLE'S DAYS.
539
00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:24,709
IF I WERE TO DIE THE WORLD WOULD BE FINE AND NO ONE WOULD MISS ME
540
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,503
AND I DIDN'T EVEN TELL ANYONE
541
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,088
I WAS COMING TO THE "MURDER PARTY".
542
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,385
Lexi: LET'S DO COKE.
543
00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,761
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
544
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,906
AAAW!
545
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:25,163
OH, WILLIAM, IT'S FABULOUS. [DOG BARKING OUTSIDE]
546
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,915
WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND GO CHECK ON HELL HAMMER.
547
00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:31,544
I WOULDN'T WANT ANY STRAY BITCHES TO ANSWER HIS CALL.
548
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,837
HERE I GO.
549
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,297
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
550
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,641
SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK?
551
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,017
[SNORTS]
552
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:12,835
DID YOU PISS IN YOUR PANTS?
553
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:15,505
EH-EH.
554
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,593
I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY.
555
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,593
[CHOKES]
556
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:26,182
[MUMBLES]
557
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:30,144
OK. [COUGHS]
558
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:43,533
[DOG YELPING] I HATE YOU.
559
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:50,498
I HATE YOU STUPID, STUPID WORTHLESS DUMMY.
560
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,418
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
561
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,044
I KILL THE FUZZY ONES.
562
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,338
THE WORD "BIN-ALL" COMES TO MIND.
563
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,716
IT'S PRETTY LITERAL INTERPRETATION.
564
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,716
YEAH.
565
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:03,094
I FIND IT... JEJUNE.
566
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,513
OH, GOOD WORD.
567
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:08,266
NOW, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT A VISUAL REPRESENTATION
568
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:12,186
OF A DIAL TONE LOOKS LIKE.
569
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,272
IT'S A LESION. [LEXI LAUGHS]
570
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,857
IT'S A WHORE MONGER.
571
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:20,695
IT'S LIKE A SCREAMING BARNACLE.
572
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,321
Alexander: OH, IT MAKES ME WANNA WEEP.
573
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:28,453
[LEXI LAUGHS]
574
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,830
OH, HEY, BILL, HOW'S THE DOG?
575
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:35,126
THE DOG IS FINE.
576
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:39,046
SHOULD WE GET ON WITH THE MURDER?
577
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,298
AGREED.
578
00:46:55,896 --> 00:47:00,652
HEY, ZYCHO, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
579
00:46:55,896 --> 00:47:00,652
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.
580
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:02,654
HEY, LOOK MAN, LET'S DO SOME CRANK.
581
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,113
WHAT CRANK?
582
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,699
JUST BARBITURATES, YOU NEVER SAY CRANK.
583
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:08,825
I KNOW, BUT I'M SAYING IT NOW.
584
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:11,996
LOOK, WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS I'M GONNA NEED SOME CRANK.
585
00:47:12,037 --> 00:47:14,332
I HAVE A GRAM OF COKE.
586
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:15,500
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH.
587
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,169
I WANT YOU TO GO GET A BIG BAG OF CRANK
588
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,671
AND I'LL STALL THESE GUYS.
589
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,255
I STOP FOR FISH AND CHIPS?
590
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:25,176
NO, BUT I'LL TREAT AFTERWARDS.
591
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,940
EVERYONE.
592
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:43,444
THE WITCHING HOUR IS ALMOST UPON US.
593
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,946
BUT BEFORE WE COMMIT OUR RITUAL MURDER
594
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,281
I'M GOING TO RECITE
595
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:48,991
EDGAR ALLAN POE'S "THE RAVEN"
596
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:52,328
IN ITS ENTIRETY.
597
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:56,791
"ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY AS I PONDERED WEAK AND WEARY,
598
00:47:56,833 --> 00:48:01,337
"OVER MANY A QUAINT AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOTTEN LORE,
599
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,506
"AS I NODDED NEARLY NAPPING
600
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,550
"SUDDENLY THERE CAME A TAPPING
601
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:10,179
"AS IF SOMEONE GENTLY RAPPING, RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR.
602
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:14,726
"'TIS SOME VISITOR I'M... [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
603
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,977
Woman: HELLO! MMH!
604
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:20,939
Woman: HELLO! SSSHHH.
605
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,024
Woman: HELLO!
606
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:27,988
[SNORTS]
607
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,490
[DOOR CLOSES]
608
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:36,748
IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
609
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:40,752
AH, GO AHEAD AND SET UP OVER THERE BY OUR SUBJECT, ALRIGHT?
610
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,628
SURE.
611
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,048
Paul: WHAT?
612
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:50,010
I NEVER WORK WITHOUT AN ASSISTANT.
613
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,846
AH, KEY LIGHT, WE CAN PUT THAT RIGHT HERE.
614
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:54,014
GET UP! OH.
615
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,016
WE NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS.
616
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,852
PERSONALLY, NOT A REALLY BIG FAN OF THE WHOLE
617
00:48:57,894 --> 00:49:00,271
"PLAYED OUT YOUR TRASH, DAVID FINCHER" GREEN LIGHTING THING.
618
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,773
Lexi: PAUL? HATE IT. GREAT.
619
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,192
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
620
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:06,985
Alexander: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, PAUL?
621
00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:08,571
I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING.
622
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,531
I THINK I DO I.
623
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:14,243
[SINGING] I THINK I'M SICK OF PEOPLE BITCHING AND
624
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:14,243
MOANING IN A ROOM.
625
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,496
I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO SMOKE, THIS IS NO JOKE.
626
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:18,581
FUCK YOU.
627
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,207
I JUST WANT TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING.
628
00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:21,876
ALRIGHT, SOMETHING MORE THAN--THAN A STABBING.
629
00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:24,295
DON'T SAY STABBING IN FRONT OF HIM.
630
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:27,465
STAB, STAB, STAB, STAB.
631
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:27,465
IT'S A PRIVATE PARTY, PAUL.
632
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,841
SHE WASN'T INVITED.
633
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:32,303
[BURPING]
634
00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:35,097
HM... HALLOWEEN.
635
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:38,476
HELL HAMMER. HA HA.
636
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:45,274
HEY, BUDDY, WISH I WAS A DOG.
637
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,944
YAH, BOOO.
638
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,492
BUDDY, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
639
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:58,537
I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY.
640
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:08,631
EVERY TIME I TRY TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH...
641
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:08,631
[SCREAMING]
642
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,425
I JUST... I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THIS, IT'S VERY COMPLICATED.
643
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,261
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING WE'VE SET UP, PAUL.
644
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,261
[DISTANT SCREAMING]
645
00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:16,472
THE NIGHT ISN'T OVER, PAUL.
646
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,307
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE PLANNED.
647
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,685
WELL, I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE I'VE RUINED ANYTHING.
648
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:22,854
ALRIGHT, I BROUGHT HER HERE TO HELP ME WITH THE PORTRAIT.
649
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:24,355
SHE'LL BE OUT OF HERE AS SOON AS THAT'S DONE.
650
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,773
LONG BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
651
00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,734
I JUST WANNA TO GET ONE FREAKING PHOTO, CAN I DO THAT?
652
00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:31,236
IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE PAUL WANTS A GRANT TO ME.
653
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,738
WHAT GRANT?
654
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:35,240
YOU'VE BEEN TELLING US ABOUT THIS GRANT FOR THREE MONTHS.
655
00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,117
MEAN, WE'VE SUBMITTED ART WORK TO YOU? WHAT ARE YOU?
656
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,870
YOU WANT ME TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION? 'CAUSE I'LL DO IT.
657
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,455
I'M WAITING AND I'M SORRY I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE
658
00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:43,499
BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR RENOWN ART WORK
659
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,835
THAT EVERYBODY SUPPOSEDLY IS TALKING ABOUT.
660
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:48,170
HAVE YOU?
661
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:52,758
HAVE YOU, BILL? I WONDER WHY THAT IS...
662
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,720
RUN, RUN NOW. IT'S COOL,
663
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,720
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
664
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,054
THIS SORT OF THING HAPPENS ON EVERY SET.
665
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,054
[MUMBLES]
666
00:50:58,096 --> 00:51:00,265
AND WHAT'S WITH THAT, YOUR LITTLE SKETCH BOOK,
667
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,600
WHAT'S IN THERE?
668
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,227
YOU'RE CROSSING A LINE, PAUL.
669
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:06,689
I WILL SHUT UP AS SOON AS YOU SHOW ME WHAT'S IN THAT BOOK.
670
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:14,363
WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND GO FETCH HELL HAMMER?
671
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:19,368
OOH, AAH! [BARKING]
672
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,370
MACON IS ON FIRE!
673
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,288
Alexander: I DRIVE AN ASTON MARTIN.
674
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,415
Paul: HOW COME YOU NEVER INVITED ANY OFF US
675
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,082
TO YOUR HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS, HUH?
676
00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:27,752
IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR SCENE.
677
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:28,836
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CELL PHONE,
678
00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:30,337
WHY HAS IT GOT A NEW JERSEY AREA CODE?
679
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,715
I HAPPEN TO DO A LOT OF BUSINESS IN NEW JERSEY.
680
00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:35,051
WHY DO WE ALWAYS PAY FOR YOUR DINNER?
681
00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:37,553
WHAT ABOUT CONEY ISLAND, PAUL?
682
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:40,096
Paul: THOSE WERE HOTDOGS.
683
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:45,978
Macon, screaming: OH, OH! OH, OH!
684
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:48,272
...WE SHOT THE FREAK...
685
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:49,941
Paul: WE ALL SHOT THE FREAK,
686
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,067
BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT...
687
00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:52,276
COME WITH ME, GO THAT WAY.
688
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,612
...WHEN YOU HANDED ME YOUR BEER.
689
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,947
Alexander: YOU TOOK THE CANNON BALL.
690
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:59,366
WELL I'M NOT TALKING IT ANY...
691
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,953
Paul: DO A SKETCH, JUST PRODUCE SOMETHING
692
00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:05,790
THAT PROVES YOU AN IDEA. BUDDHA! ARTISTICALLY.
693
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:10,168
Macon: HELP ME. HELP ME.
694
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:13,464
SOMETHING AVANT-GARDE, SOMETHING CUTTING EDGE.
695
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,633
YOU PISSED IT ALL AWAY. YOU SQUANDERED EVERYTHING,
696
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:17,093
YOU MADE FOOLS OF US.
697
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:19,845
YOU MADE A FOOL OF ME, ALEXANDER.
698
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:23,099
I ANSWER TO NO ONE AND I COMMIT ART AT WILL.
699
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:26,435
YOU WALKED IN HERE WITH EURO TRASH, MIXED BARBITURATES.
700
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,813
YOU DISRESPECT MY ARTISTIC PROCESS, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
701
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,272
YOU'RE A FRAUD.
702
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:35,611
NO, NO YOU'RE WORSE THAN A FRAUD, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!
703
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:36,988
SHUT UP, HELL HAMMER,
704
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:39,197
OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE GLUE FACTORY.
705
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,701
[BARKS]
706
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,662
WHAT YOU GOT OVER HERE?
707
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:53,629
URGH!
708
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,840
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
709
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,215
PREPARE YOUR KNIFE.
710
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,471
HM, TWO DOWN, THREE TO GO.
711
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:03,889
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
712
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,684
ALEXANDER, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
713
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:08,184
I'M A FRY COOK.
714
00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:10,604
SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
715
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,064
I LET YOU FUCK ME.
716
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:18,236
JEJUNE.
717
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,657
"JEJUNE"? WHAT, DO YOU WRITE STUFF DOWN AND SAY TO US LATER?
718
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,867
YEAH.
719
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,493
THAT'S PATHETIC.
720
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:29,081
I DON'T UNDERSTAND SO THERE'S NO GRANT, NO GALLERY?
721
00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,875
WHERE ARE MY PHOTOGRAPHS?
722
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,794
THEY'RE AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE IN NEW JERSEY.
723
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:35,046
UM, I'M GONNA GO NOW.
724
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:37,131
YEAH. NO, HANG ON A SECOND.
725
00:53:37,173 --> 00:53:39,175
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR ART?
726
00:53:39,215 --> 00:53:43,428
WELL, I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL AND THEN I'M GONNA SELL IT.
727
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,639
ART ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.
728
00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:47,432
SO YOU DO LIKE OUR ART.
729
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,560
[ZIPS THE BAG]
730
00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:52,312
NO, I'M--I'M REALLY GONNA LEAVE.
731
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,983
YEAH, WE ALL ARE. JUST WANNA TAKE A PICTURE FIRST.
732
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:59,195
ALEXANDER, I HATE YOU.
733
00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:01,947
IS THAT EVEN YOUR REAL NAME?
734
00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:01,947
NO, IT'S TIM.
735
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,574
WHAT'S HIS REAL NAME?
736
00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:05,034
OH, IT'S HELL HAMMER.
737
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,619
I'M GOING TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP ON MONDAY.
738
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,371
WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
739
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:13,167
HE'S NOT CUTE, I ONLY LIKE PUPPIES.
740
00:54:13,209 --> 00:54:14,210
IT'S A TWO-EIGHT.
741
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,212
GOOD, ALRIGHT, ALL SET.
742
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:25,096
OH, HEY, DUDE, SHOOT PAUL IN THE FACE.
743
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:26,805
PAUL! QUIET, QUIET, QUIET.
744
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,726
Lexi: AAAH!
745
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,187
UNBELIEVABLE!
746
00:54:33,229 --> 00:54:35,814
SHOOT HIM, SHOOT ALL OF THEM.
747
00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:41,319
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
748
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:46,366
UNBELIEVABLE. WOULD YOU JUST LET ME FINISH?
749
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,785
JUST WAIT, WAIT!
750
00:54:57,253 --> 00:55:01,632
LOOK AT YOUR STUPID SHOES.
751
00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:03,425
STUPID SHOES.
752
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,844
[SCREAMING]
753
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,907
[SCREAMING]
754
00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:30,702
AAAAH!
755
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:45,176
WHERE'S MY CRANK?
756
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:46,342
WHERE'S MY CRANK?
757
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,895
[SCREAMING]
758
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:01,900
[CHAINSAW ENGINE STARTS]
759
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:11,827
AAAAHHHH!
760
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,370
Man on game: EVERYBODY DIES.
761
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,544
[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
762
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:58,456
[GROWLING]
763
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,172
Bill: EVERYBODY DIES!
764
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:15,891
[GASPING]
765
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,518
EVERYBODY DIES, TIMMY.
766
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,980
EVERYBODY DIES!
767
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:41,666
TAXI, TAXI, TAXI!
768
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:49,300
TIMMY, OH, TIMMY, OH, TIMMY, OH, TIMMY!
769
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:59,476
AAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
770
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:08,110
[CURSING]
771
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,487
AH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
772
00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:11,863
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
773
00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:20,372
DIE, DIE!
774
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,170
AH! PARTY'S OVER!
775
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,589
[SHRIEKS]
776
00:59:17,595 --> 00:59:21,225
WHERE ARE YOU? YOU FUCK!
777
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,519
Bill: COME AND GET IT! GET YOUR--
778
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:35,322
OH, I SEE, I SEE YOU.
779
00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:38,450
COME AND GET IT. COME AND GET IT.
780
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:55,509
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
781
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:01,473
[DISTANT SHOUTING]
782
01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,650
[SHRIEKS]
783
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,957
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
784
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,148
[DISTANT SIREN]
785
01:01:39,737 --> 01:01:42,032
[PANTING]
786
01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:16,692
[BEEPING]
787
01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,072
IT'S YOUR DEATH TIME.
788
01:02:55,772 --> 01:03:01,445
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
789
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,905
HELP!
790
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,617
HELP! HE'S A MURDERER!
791
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,788
HE'S THREATENING ME. WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
792
01:03:11,829 --> 01:03:13,624
GIVE ME YOUR CELL PHONE!
793
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:16,752
I NEED A PHONE! CALL 911!
794
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:20,672
[PANTING]
795
01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:38,523
[CLUB MUSIC PLAYS]
796
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,727
CAN I GET A PINK PANTY DROPPER.
797
01:04:43,839 --> 01:04:48,301
AAAHH! AAAHHHH!
798
01:04:57,185 --> 01:05:00,397
CALL 911, CALL 911, CALL 911.
799
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:04,275
WAIT, ARE YOU WITH THE SHOW?
800
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,163
[COUGHING]
801
01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:19,123
[♪ AVE MARIA PLAYS]
802
01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,765
SORRY, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
803
01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:36,391
I'M TRYING TO HIDE. DOES ANYONE HAVE A CELL PHONE?
804
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,606
BILL?
805
01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:43,899
WILLIAM?
806
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,275
CICERO.
807
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:46,943
WHAT'S UP?
808
01:05:46,984 --> 01:05:50,029
I CAN DIG IT.
809
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:52,866
WELL? IT'S A COOL PARTY.
810
01:05:52,908 --> 01:05:56,453
REALLY, THEY ARE LETTING PEOPLE IN?
811
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:59,122
JARED, LOCK IT UP BECAUSE THE SHOW HASN'T STARTED YET,
812
01:05:59,163 --> 01:06:00,290
YOU DILDOS.
813
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:02,083
WELCOME, SO HOW'S IT GOING?
814
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,794
FINALLY AN ARTISTE,
815
01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:05,879
ARE YOU HERE FOR THE BUS PEOPLE SHOW?
816
01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:07,464
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD GET YOU A SHOW.
817
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:12,009
YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW, BILL. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.
818
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,512
MR. MARSON ALWAYS LOVED YOUR MURALS IN SYNERGY GROUP.
819
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,973
HE REALLY DID. THANKS.
820
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:19,643
HEY, IS ALEXANDER COMING TO THE PARTY?
821
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:22,312
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM ABOUT GETTING A GRANT.
822
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:25,690
LET ME GET YOU A DRINK. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
823
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,988
FUCK THIS WHOLE SCENE. EVERYBODY DIES.
824
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,496
OH!
825
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:41,790
WILL HAVE TO FIGHT HIM OR HE'LL KILL US.
826
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:45,126
I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER.
827
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:48,463
Bill: ARGH! EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE.
828
01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:52,717
I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY. RIGHT HERE.
829
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,678
[SCREAMING]
830
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,053
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
831
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,975
[SCREAMING]
832
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:03,227
STOP IT! STOP IT!
833
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,732
Bill: FUCK IT!
834
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,653
AAAAH!
835
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,404
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
836
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:18,910
[DISTANT SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]
837
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:23,707
OH, GOD, THEY STARTED WITHOUT US.
838
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,793
JARED, WE ARE ON. OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS.
839
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:29,838
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
840
01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:37,220
WOW.
841
01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:39,222
JESUS CHRIST.
842
01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:45,269
HE KILLED LEXI!
843
01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:51,818
OH, OH.
844
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,626
STOP KILLING EVERYBODY!
845
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:15,132
EVERYBODY DIES.
846
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,939
AAH! AAH! [CHAINSAW ENGINE STARTS]
847
01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,273
LEXI!
848
01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:35,152
OOH.
849
01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,991
[CHAINSAW STARTS]
850
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,958
[SCREAMING]
851
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:20,865
[HEAVY BREATHING]
852
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:23,034
[COUGHING]
853
01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:47,224
YOU JUST RUINED THE PARTY!
854
01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:18,089
YES, STILL LIFE AS PERFORMANCE ART.
855
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,341
Woman: IT'S THEIR BEST WORK YET.
856
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,139
IT'S REAL.
857
01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:04,260
[SHIP'S HORN BLOWING]
858
01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,096
[SEAGULLS CALLING]
859
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,482
[BEEPING]
860
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:01,859
[BIRDS CALLING]
861
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,699
[DOG BARKING]
862
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:21,545
GOOD MORNING.
863
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:23,941
SIR LANCELOT, PLEASE GET DOWN.
864
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,748
THANK YOU.
865
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:43,419
[SIGHS]
866
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:13,991
[HOWL]
867
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,166
♪ THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT ♪
868
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,378
♪ AND SOMETHING EVIL IS GOING DOWN TONIGHT ♪
869
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:29,173
♪ I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES ♪
870
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:33,886
♪ AND WE'RE A LONG, LONG, LONG WAY FROM HOME ♪
871
01:14:33,928 --> 01:14:36,472
♪ THE FOG ROLLS IN ♪
872
01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:39,809
♪ AND THE CLOUDS BEGIN TO CLEAR ♪
873
01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:43,146
♪ ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE NIGHT, ONE BITE ♪
874
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:48,234
♪ FOR ME TO TRANSFORM INTO YOUR WORST FEAR ♪
875
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:55,658
♪ AIN'T NO WATER HOLY ENOUGH ♪
876
01:14:55,699 --> 01:15:02,999
♪ AIN'T NO BULLET SILVER ENOUGH ♪
877
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,127
♪ AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR DO ♪
878
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:09,172
♪ EXCEPT PRAY FOR THE SUN AND SOON ♪
879
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:12,967
♪ IT'S GOING TO BE A FULL MOON, FULL MOON ♪
880
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:17,388
♪ SOMETHING DEVILISH IS GOING DOWN SOON ♪
881
01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:20,433
♪ IT'S A FULL MOON, FULL MOON ♪
882
01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:24,479
♪ AND IT'S CREEPING IN THE CORNERS OF MY BEDROOM ♪
883
01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:37,033
♪ I FEEL THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK STAND UP TALL ♪
884
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:43,706
♪ AND MY ANIMAL INSTINCT TURNS MY WALK INTO CRAWL ♪
885
01:15:43,747 --> 01:15:46,542
♪ SO SAY A PRAYER MY LOVE ♪
886
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:50,213
♪ AND I HOPE YOU REMEMBER TO LOCK THE DOOR ♪
887
01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:52,131
♪ IT'S A FULL MOON, FULL MOON TONIGHT ♪
888
01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:58,554
♪ AND I JUST MIGHT COME LOOKING FOR LOVE ON ALL FOURS ♪
889
01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:05,728
♪ AIN'T NO WATER HOLY ENOUGH ♪
890
01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:13,027
♪ AIN'T NO BULLET SILVER ENOUGH ♪
891
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:16,780
♪ AIN'T NO PREACHER MAN OLD ENOUGH ♪
892
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:20,410
♪ AIN'T NO COLOR COLD ENOUGH ♪
893
01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:22,245
♪ AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR DO ♪
894
01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:27,417
♪ 'CEPT PRAY FOR THE SUN AND SOON ♪
895
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:30,545
♪ IT'S GOING TO BE A FULL MOON, FULL MOON ♪
896
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:34,965
♪ SOMETHING DEVILISH IS GOING DOWN SOON ♪
897
01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:38,052
♪ IT'S A FULL MOON, FULL MOON ♪
898
01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:42,639
♪ AND IT'S CREEPING IN THE CORNERS OF MY BEDROOM ♪
899
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,226
♪ FULL MOON, FULL MOON ♪
900
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:49,564
♪ SOMETHING DEVILISH IS GOING DOWN SOON ♪
901
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,775
♪ IT'S A FULL MOON, FULL MOON ♪
902
01:16:52,816 --> 01:16:57,947
♪ AND IT'S CREEPING IN THE CORNERS OF MY BEDROOM ♪
903
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:01,451
♪ ARE YOU LIKING WHAT YOU SEE? ♪
904
01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:05,288
♪ ARE YOU LIKING WHAT YOU SEE? ♪
905
01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:09,125
♪ ARE YOU LIKING WHAT YOU SEE? ♪
906
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,877
♪ ARE YOU LIKING WHAT YOU SEE? ♪
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