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I don't know, Nick.
You're the accountant.
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- These books...
- Yeah, I know.
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- Hello?
- I'm not sure.
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Hello, there! Excuse me!
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I just wonder if... Hel...
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It'll be different this time.
Honestly.
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The accounts are in order.
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OK. I'll see you in an hour. OK. Bye.
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- Now...
- Those books, how much?
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- Hm?
- The leather-bound books.
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The Collected Works
of Charles Dickens.
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- They're real leather?
- They're real Dickens.
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I have to know because
they have to go with a sofa.
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Everything else in my house is real.
I'll give you 200.
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- 200 what?
- £200.
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Are they leather-bound pounds?
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- No.
- They won't go with my wallet.
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Next!
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- Hello!
- Hello.
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I need The Little Book of Calm,
do you have it?
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I'm late for work. Uh, Calm...
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Er, is this it?
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No, no, it's just...
Too big, too big.
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Little... just little...
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- This one, this?
- No! No, calm.
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- The Little Book of Calm.
- Er, this?
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That's the one! Yes!
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- Two-fifty.
- Two-fifty...
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- Could...
- I'll just get you a bag.
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No, no - no bag, just the book!
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- I'll do you a receipt.
- No, that's fine!
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It's broken. I'll write one.
Little...
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I'll do it!
Calm, two-fifty. Thank you.
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"Let-let-let go once in a while,
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"you are a loose lily
floating down an amber river."
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Sorry. I hate my job.
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What a strange man.
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Right, the shop is closed!
Everybody get out!
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- Time to go home! Come on!
- It's only quarter to three.
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Yes, but it's my shop!
Come on, go home! Bye-bye!
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- It's hardly fair.
- It's not fair at all. Get out!
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- I expect better service...
- Expect away. Bye-bye!
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Come on, you time-wasting bastards!
Back on the streets!
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Goodbye! Thank you! Bye-bye-bye!
Back to reality. Thank you!
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- Bernard, do you want this?
- What is it?
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- It's a thing.
- Is it?
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- Yes.
- What does it do?
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- It's very in.
- You don't know, do you?
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It's very now.
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Will you mind the shop?
I have to see my accountant.
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Will you get an assistant
so I don't have to keep doing this?
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OK, but you have to do the same
for me the day after tomorrow.
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OK. Why?
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- You know Julie?
- Yeah.
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They're inducing the baby and...
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she's asked me to be birth partner.
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Ugh.
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There'll be a lot
of blood and shouting and...
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No, I'll just get drunk.
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In fact, she'll be on drugs,
I'll be drunk...
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it'll be just like the old days.
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OK, have a nice time. Bye.
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Hello?
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I do sell a lot of wank, don't I?
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So, show me your new filing system,
Bernard.
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This is March...
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...to, er... Oobely-boo.
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This is... Misc...
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And-and-and the rest are,
er... Other.
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Other what?
Other backdated weeks, is it?
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No. Other...
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times.
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So it goes This Week,
Very Recent, and...
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All Other Times.
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Help me out here, Bernard,
what does All Other Times cover?
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I don't know, Nick! I'm not...
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Wonder Woman.
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This new system is closely modelled
on the old system, isn't it?
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I'd go further than that.
I'd say it was exactly the same.
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Except...
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No, it's the same.
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I just sort of lied
on the phone, Nick. I lied.
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Well...
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What? What?
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Oh, nothing. You're lucky I'm so...
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accommodating.
Other accountants might...
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Hello? Yes, Jane. Oh, right.
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OK, yeah, mm-hm.
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- I've just got to pop off.
- What, now?
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Yeah, see you soon, all right? Bye.
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He's always one step ahead!
The cat has left the basket.
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The cat has left the basket!
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Mmm. Yeah, it's flying.
I'm right on it.
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It'll be in the pipe soon.
The best thing is if I...
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You...
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Manny... What's that you're eating?
Soup?
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Yes.
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It's extra-chunky.
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- What's in it?!
- Chunks.
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Should I be doing something?
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I have the Gleason accounts -
I would've e-mailed them
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but I had a... a lot of clink on...
the stuffer... expander,
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and, er... plug went in some Tizer.
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Look, just shape up
or ship out, all right?
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Eh? Hi, yih.
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Yuh.
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Yeah, I'm chasing up the, er...
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...the company account.
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"Visualise the ocean."
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Oh, a calm ocean, right.
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Right, we've got to get
Friday's invoices in.
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OK, yeah. Here I come.
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What is it?
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It's my Little Book of Calm...
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I've swallowed
my Little Book of Calm!
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Is it some kind of bald Furby?
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Bernard! Early closing? How'd it go?
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Nick the accountant...
Nick the accountant... is a fugitive!
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- I'm not doing my accounts!
- Why?
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You can stick it up your arse!
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Bernard, you'll have
to do them yourself. It's easy.
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Yeah, give it... give it a go.
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I'm sure I could muddle along.
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WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
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THE WHAT?!
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"If you live in a council flat
beside a river but are not blind..."
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WHAT?!
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"What is your mother's maiden name?"
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What's her first name?!
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I just knew her as Ma!
Ma - that'll have to do.
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Ma.
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Possibly deceased.
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"Did your non-returnable outgoings
for the first half of the year
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"exceed your deductions
for quarterly VAT returns?"
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Right, that's all my socks paired.
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Back to the accounts.
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OK.
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"Did your non-returnable outgoings
for the first half of the year
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"exceed your deductions
for quarterly VAT returns?"
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Hello, Ma? It's Bernard.
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No, nothing's wrong.
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I don't need an excuse
to call my mother, do I?
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I know, I am, yeah. I know.
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Yes. Yes. I will.
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I know. Ha. Yes.
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Yes! I know.
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Yeah. OK.
Goodbye, I have to do my tax!
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"Did your
non-returnable outgoings..."
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Thank Christ!
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Yes?
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Could we talk to you about Jesus?
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Great! Come in!
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- What?
- I'd love to hear about Jesus!
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Come on in!
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- Er, are you sure?
- Yes! In, in! Come in!
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It's a trick!
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It's just... generally
people don't say yes.
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I'm not people -
come on in, let's talk beliefs!
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Come in, come in. Grab a pew.
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Right, let's go.
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Well... to be honest
we've never actually...
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thought this far ahead.
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It's, uh, it's nice in here.
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Indoors.
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What's your favourite story
about, er... Our Lord?
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Money lenders,
it has to be the money lenders.
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- Chasing them out of the temple.
- It is knock-out stuff.
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- And yourself?
- Well, it's all good.
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I suppose when he rescued...
when Jesus rescued the Samaritan.
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No, that's a story Jesus tells
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about the Samaritan
who helps somebody else.
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Really? Wow.
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I like the one where he went
to dinner with the tax collector.
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And do you have any literature
or... anything I could look at?
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Oh, yes!
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Those books and magazines!
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Books and magazines!
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Ah, there you are.
Time for my results?
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It's bad news, I'm afraid, Mr Bianco.
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The Little Book of Calm
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is lodged between
the small intestine and the pancreas.
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If it rotates a centimetre left,
you'll be dead in seconds.
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- Oh, my God...
- No, hold on a moment.
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The other possibility,
and this is more likely,
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is that the Little Book of Calm
will move into the renal canal.
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If this happens, you could live
for anything up to...
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ten years, one year, who knows?
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Because of the massive scarring
caused by the book, however,
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- you could be in great pain...
- Oh, my... Sorry.
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...during that time
- Oh, my God!
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Sorry, I have to go.
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We'll operate tomorrow.
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There's a good chance
you'll survive - 30% I'd say -
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so try not to worry.
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As the book itself says...
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um, "Whenever
you're in a tight spot,
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"try to imagine being marooned
on a beautiful desert island."
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So he said that because
no one's without sin, right?
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Yeah, that's what he...
But it was hidden.
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So it's like God and Jesus
are the one thing?
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Yes. Are you sure you won't stay?
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No, really, we have to go,
it's very late.
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OK, whatever.
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- Call again though, yeah?
- Oh, yes, yes.
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Yeah, yeah...
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- Goodbye.
- Yeah, later.
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Bernard?
Finished with your accounts?
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Yeah. I've turned them
into a rather smart casual jacket.
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Bernard!
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I mean, it is a very nice jacket,
but what about your accounts?
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I don't know! Will you do them?
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Oh, you've got that wrong for
a start - you divide by ten there.
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Oh - no, no, no,
I'm not doing this.
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I have to give all my attention
to being Julie's birth partner.
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Oh! Look, look!
There's something on the side!
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15.99. Oh, no, I wrote that.
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What am I gonna do?
Who's gonna help me?
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Mr Bianco, back with us at last.
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There's been a... complication.
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You see, we went in
to remove the book and, um...
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Well, in medical terms, it's gone.
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To put it another way,
it's not there.
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I don't know how this happened.
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The only explanation
is that you assimilated it
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into your system,
which is impossible.
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How do you feel?
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Add a drop of lavender
to your bath,
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and soon,
you will soak yourself calm.
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I'm sorry?
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If you want to feel calm,
eat more raw fruit and vegetables,
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yoghurt, milk and seeds.
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Er, maybe I should
let you get some rest.
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When you rest, you are a king
surveying your estate.
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Look at the woodland,
the peacocks on the lawn.
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Be the king of your own calm kingdom.
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Uh... Yes.
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- I've got it!
- I'm doing them!
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I know what this is -
it's for giving up sugar.
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Yeah, that's exactly what it's not.
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No, that's absurd, isn't it?
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What's this - blah blah
blah blah blah blah
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yah yah blah blah...
"Exemption clause,
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"person suffering from short
or long-term injury or sickness
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"may defer their returns..."
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Wait..."Person suffering from short
or long-term injury or sickness
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"may defer their returns..."
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No, no, give it up, Bernard. You'd
have to really cripple yourself.
248
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You're hardly gonna do that
just to avoid doing accounts.
249
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,719
- This is on special offer.
- Really?
250
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,109
Yes, it's free if you break my legs.
251
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,032
- Fair enough.
- Great!
252
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:46,511
- I'll get the hobbling post.
- Wait, I've read this.
253
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,034
That's the problem with Wodehouse.
254
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Yes, now break my legs.
255
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,230
But I've read it! No, I'm sorry.
256
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,399
What is this?! Have you any idea
what the hell this is?
257
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,836
'Would the birth partner
of Julie Williams
258
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'please report to delivery room one.'
259
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,756
♪ Gloria!
260
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♪ Gloria! ♪
261
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,711
Where's my birth partner?!
262
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,758
I can't do this
without my birth partner!
263
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,071
- Where is she?!
- Julie, we can't find her.
264
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,720
We've been calling her all day.
265
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,918
When you're feeling under pressure,
do something different.
266
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,197
Roll up your sleeves
or eat an orange.
267
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,311
♪ Gloria!
268
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,231
♪ Gloria! ♪
269
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,309
Is it some kind of fake breast?
270
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,276
You know, that dads wear?
271
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,354
- What are you talking about?
- You know, for babies.
272
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,998
Ba...
273
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,356
Babies. Oh, my God - Julie!
274
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,793
Oh!
275
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,354
Be on the lookout
for things that make you laugh.
276
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,194
If you see nothing worth laughing at,
pretend you see it, then laugh.
277
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,355
Oi! Hairy!
278
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,192
What you lookin' at?
279
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,909
Have you ever noticed a calm
person with a loud voice?
280
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,956
Try and speak softly once in a while.
281
00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,035
Add a dab of lavender to milk,
leave town with an orange
282
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and pretend you're laughing at it.
283
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,430
Oi! You lot, you better clear off,
I have to do a few...
284
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,990
I have to... Oh! Skinheads! Perfect!
285
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,990
- Do you think you're funny?
- What happened?
286
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,640
Looking for another slap, are ya?
287
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,278
Another slap?
288
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,113
Which one of you bitches
wants to dance?
289
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,519
Hey, when you're doing the usual
sort of threesome of a weekend
290
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,831
and the moonlight's bouncing off
your heads and arses,
291
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,876
is that not confusing?
292
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,553
Right. Look, this is you, OK?
293
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♪ Tra-la-la la-la
la-la la-la... ♪
294
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,110
Millwall, that's the one.
Do you know this chant?
295
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,510
Millwall, Millwall,
you're all really dreadful,
296
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,592
and your girlfriends
are unfulfilled and alienated.
297
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,232
Hmm?
298
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,398
Uhh?
299
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,358
Are you in pain?
300
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,874
Not enough! Where have they gone?!
301
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,110
They got tired and went away.
302
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,430
Er, why... why did you do that?
303
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,512
That was so incredible,
the way you just...
304
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,990
kept letting them
punch you and... Thank you.
305
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,198
I'm injured, I don't have to do
my accounts. You're a witness.
306
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,238
I could do your accounts.
307
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,153
- What?
- I'm an accountant. I was.
308
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,119
- It's the least I could do.
- You mean you could do more?
309
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,634
- Yeah.
- Could I have a glass of wine?
310
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,996
- OK.
- And a ham sandwich?
311
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,514
- If you like.
- With pickle?
312
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,352
All right.
313
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,876
Right, you get started on that
314
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,952
and I'll begin the...
business of the day.
315
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,998
Car won't start.
Cab number, cab number.
316
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,110
Got to get to Julie...
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