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"Fake it till you make it" Is my philosophy

A trend setter, a big shot I'mma be

I hide where I come from To get where I wanna be

All the way to the top Now bow to your queen

Stop me if you can, ain't no stoppin' me

'Cause "fake it till you make it" Is my philosophy

I'm a cool girl But I have to create clamor

My mind is calm But my heart is full of noise

I'm a slick girl Put me on repeat

The whole world is in my grip I've got the master key

'Cause fake it till you make it...

Let's go to Kabab Corner. I've heard a lot about it.

No, babe! Are you--

Okay, okay, Bhookemon, Drumsticks of Heaven, Shake Shack?

-Listen, Bar Palladio. -What...

Bar Palladio?

It's gonna be good for the Gram, C! Come on.

"It's gonna be good for the Gram, C! Come on."

-This girl will leave me penniless. -Hi. What's up?

You're coming with me for dinner tonight.

Dinner?

-Who's gonna be there? -Just me and my friends.

No.

Hey, listen, they're very smart. And once you get to know them, very sweet, too.

They are just big bullies.

Bahu-bully! Mahendra Bahu-bully...

I got the joke the first time. It's not funny.

It is, okay? You're coming, no?

No. Besides, today is my League of Legends night.

-Hashtag, gamer! -Hashtag, lamer!

-Hashtag, still not coming. -Hashtag, why?

-Come, please! Everyone should be friends. -No... Don't...

-Okay, fine. Get off. Fine. -Cool.

-It'll be a lot of fun. Trust me. -Fun for whom?

-Listen, we have time till the next class? -I guess.

Cool.

Why do you wake up so early? You're always sleepy in the afternoon.

I have to wake up early for world domination.

How many app ideas have you brought in today, Ahuja?

Sir, Unseen Gems.

Sir, basically, this app will help you avoid tourist crowds,

noise, and fraudulent guides.

It will show you places known only to the locals. So, very rare.

If your app becomes very popular,

all these hidden gems will also become tourist spots.

Look there, look there!

Rejected. Anyone else?

-Sir-- -Sir. Sir, I have another idea.

-Of course. -The Good Work. Only for good people.

Oh, guess I better leave.

-Sir, please listen to me. -Sure.

Okay. These people are poor...

and these people are rich.

The rich want to be charitable, and the poor need the money.

My app will make charity work easy.

Wow. So you're giving the rich people another means to commit tax fraud.

Friends, make an app that you need. The idea should come from within.

Hey, I happen to need Twinder the most.

Where is Mr. Shekhawat?

Sir.

This is a first.

A student comes to meet the teacher after skipping class.

Sir, I'm quitting the course. I want your signature for a refund.

Are you scared of me?

Or do you not see a future with your future wife?

Sir, with all due respect,

this is the second time you've cracked such a joke.

And I really don't think it's cool.

You know what an MVP is?

Minimum viable product.

When someone needs funding for their app,

they make a basic version of their app for a sales pitch.

This photo is as good as an MVP.

If I was a funder, I would have given you the money.

I would've bet on you.

But I have a theory...

that you proved true today.

Most talented people are quitters. Here.

Bye, Mr. Shekhawat. Have a nice ordinary life.

Hello! Where were you this morning? Sid was also asking about you.

I just met with him.

What is this?

Not done, Rishu. Just not done.

Some random girl tells you to leave, and you'll actually go?

I'm not leaving, buddy.

Rishi!

Look, whatever had to happen with Dimple happened. It's okay.

And we'll really benefit from this course.

Exactly. When will we get an opportunity to design a UI or to create animation?

And plus, I have way too many ideas.

Then, let's begin.

-When? -Now.

Okay.

Go on start working on the app.

I'll unpack and join you.

-You sure? -I'm sure.

-Okay, see you. Bye. -See you.

I've completed the main work. Now you can design the graphics.

-I'm way ahead of you. Wait. -Okay, show me.

-Hey, please! -Wait! One second.

You guys look so cute together.

By the way, we are going to Bar Palladio tonight. Do you wanna come?

Actually, I can't stay out late at night.

-Sorry, what? -I can't stay out late at night.

Sweetheart, that's depressing. We'll miss you.

You are coming, right?

I mean, isn't Bar Palladio your uncle's? Or should I say your respected uncle's?

No.

Come on. Don't lie to me.

I know all you Rajputs are somehow connected.

It's like this massive family. I'm super excited.

I actually have plans, so I'm sorry.

You can come once for me, Rish.

I'll try.

-I'll see you tonight. -See you.

-Dude... -She is so strange.

-Anyway, are you ready? -Yeah.

One, two, and...

-I love it! Perfect. -It's awesome.

But I think the name needs a little work.

No, the name is very good.

-So, you live only once is YOLO. -You only live once.

-"You only live once" is YOLO. -Okay.

"Sick" means amazing, cool.

-It doesn't mean to be ill. -Correct.

And LOL. Everyone knows this one. Even I know this one.

Lots of love.

Zeenat, LOL means laugh out loud.

Oh, God!

What happened?

Well...

Dimple, when my husband died,

my neighbors and relatives sent condolences on WhatsApp.

I would reply...

"Thanks. LOL. Zeenat."

Damn it! Why did I get the old lady?

-What? -She's so...

You are not making the most of the situation, bro.

How can I? She doesn't even know coding.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying something different.

Listen, do you remember your 10th grade girlfriend?

-Which one? -Sasha.

-Sasha... -Who's Sasha?

Sasha was his temp girl. Right?

Let's put her in the model category.

-Model, right? Nice. -Yeah. Model.

-Mishti. -Mishti. Mishti was very efficient.

-Mishti? -Good worker.

Mishti was efficient. Mishti used to wear glasses.

She'd touch her parents' feet and seek their blessings.

She's the good girl?

-Let's put her in the girlfriend category. -Yup.

-Nicki! -How many girls are we talking?

-Nicki was the best. -A brochure of 50 women?

No drama, nothing. Just give and take.

-She was your friends with... -Benefits, bro. So many benefits.

Okay, not cool, guys. Putting girls in a category.

What is this, like the '90s?

-No, guys-- -Is Me Too not a thing here?

Monsoon Wedding. What is he saying?

What am I saying? I'm saying there is one category left.

That category is sitting there.

MILF. Go get her, bro

But this lady is not a mother.

This lady is a widow, right? Like, so, WILF.

-Because "Widow I like--" -Okay.

What category do you think I'm in, bub?

No. No, no, no. Popular fits 'cause I have 224K Instagram followers.

-What do you think? Am I model material? -Baby, you're a supermodel.

And girlfriend material?

Wife material, baby.

Slow down, dude. That's a little too much.

-I was just joking. -Right.

Kaku, get it quickly.

-Here's your lemon juice. -Thank you.

Cold coffee? Two?

You'll throw one, right?

Thank God you drink cold coffee.

Listen, I'm really sorry about that day.

It was the first day, I was in a bad mood,

and you were suddenly in front of me, I didn't know what to do.

-So I'm sorry. -It's okay.

I shouldn't have behaved like that, either.

I behaved like an absolute idiot.

Here you go.

Is everything okay?

-Will you manage with one coffee? -Yes.

Thanks.

Okay, listen...

I'm really sorry for my bad behavior that day.

Actually, Sid rejected my app idea. So, overall, I was like...

Dimple, let's stop saying sorry to each other, please.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe I'm going out for dinner with these bahubullies.

The movie's name is Bahubali.

Why are you spoiling such a good movie's name?

-Bahubullies because they are bullies. -Oh, God!

Okay, how much is the fare?

Hey! Doll!

Hi!

-Rishi drops you home, right? -Yes.

Where's he? I'll drop you.

He is with Dimple. I'll take a tuk-tuk.

Give me the tuk-tuk fare. Come.

-Sure? -Yeah, yeah!

But, Celina, my house is that way.

We're not going to your house.

-Thank you. -Nice.

There we go.

-This place is unreal. -Wait. I'll show you something else.

-What? There's more? -Yes, come.

Oh, my God!

-Do you like it? -Look at that guy!

This place deserves a picture.

By the way, you are becoming like Simran.

Rubbish!

Oh, my God! Celina, look at this.

Oh, my God!

Such a small cat.

So cute!

I have to hide a lot of things. Full time.

But sometimes we meet people before whom we forget to put up pretenses.

All masks, all guards come down.

And you can be yourself for some time.

-You live in a beautiful bungalow. -Yeah.

Okay. Thank you. There you go.

Hi, little one!

-So cute! -I know.

I have to rush.

-I'll see you later. -Okay.

-Bye. -Bye-bye.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

I don't have a lot of expectations, but at least try and meet them.

Posh fucking restaurant, my ass! Asshole, where's your ramp?

Had your fill of exotic India? Seen the poverty?

-Anmol, come on. -There are no facilities here.

Go back to your fucking country.

Hey, guys, so here we are at Bar Palladio!

Look at this place, guys. It's just so majestic.

-Hello! -That's my friend, Harsh.

I feel so connected to India right now. It's incredible.

Pretty cool, man. I like it. It's fucking blue all over and ethnic.

I feel like the king's about to walk in. Looks like a fucking camel or something.

Hey, Rish!

-You came! Come, sit with me. -Welcome.

What do you mean, "Sit with me"?

The husband and wife will sit together.

What is this, still separate...

Stupid! He is refusing to look at the menu...

-Listen, Krish, what are you having? -Lamb seekh kebab for me.

Try having veggies once in a while, Anmol.

I would like to have the chicken in cilantro sauce and some garlic bread.

-Carrot and ginger soup for me. -Yes, ma'am.

Isn't that too heavy?

Are you on a diet? Is Miss Dimple on a diet? Tell me.

No, bub. You really think she's on a diet? Just look at her.

Babe, you really need to do keto, bub. It's face fat.

You look bloated.

Sorry, I'll just be back.

Sorry, he'll just be back.

Sir, smoking is not allowed.

Anmol.

-I think the guy has an issue. -Anmol.

-Anmol. -Okay, is it not allowed?

No, sir.

Okay, tell me where the smoking room is. I'll walk to it.

-'Cause I can walk. -Hey, listen, Anmol, don't make a scene.

Not there. Anmol, not there. What is wrong with you?

-What do your parents do? -They work at Apple.

Apple?

So, you live in Silicon Valley?

Santa Clara.

So, where did your parents study?

-In India or-- -Stanford. That's also where they met.

And what do they do in Apple?

Mom is a senior product manager and Dad is a industrial designer.

So what products has your mom designed?

Last year's Apple Pencil.

Really? That's so cool. You'll go to Stanford as well?

I've actually applied to the Berklee School of Music.

You don't want to be a coder?

I think you are enough for the whole class.

Apart from you, there about ten gamer girls in India.

And no one knows how to play.

I'm a gamer, not a streamer. So...

Very good.

Viewers don't come to view a gamer chick's game.

They come to look at them.

Not all viewers are like you.

Blow me.

The League of Legends championship is next month.

-You can watch my game there. -You're participating in the championship?

Fuck! The standard of championships is going down.

Hey, come on! Don't be sexist, man.

You're late, Simran. You should've taught him this 15 years ago.

-Sorry, sorry, sorry. -Welcome!

-Join the party. -That is tasty.

Hello, I don't get a hug?

Okay.

That's new.

Well played, bro.

You know what you should try?

The carrot and ginger soup. I heard it's damn good.

What do you think, Dim?

What about The Good Work,

where everything is always good?

Who were you begging for? For yourself?

It's no use because our team will win.

You'll get lost building the framework, Krish.

The empirical value of medical symptoms is infinite, not finite.

So with your idea, forget the app, you can't even make a proper website.

Dimp, come, I have to go to the restroom.

By the way, here's a free tip.

Use Python for faster calculations. Not PHP.

-Make her stop. -Why are you talking?

Zeenat is creating your app, and we are helping her.

What great thing have you done? Do you have any idea? No? Then shut up.

I have an idea.

I spoke with Sid after class. It's approved.

-I have even started coding. -Yeah. Must be another stupid idea.

It's better than all your ideas. When you see it, you'll get a fever.

I'll get a fever...

God! These kitty party comebacks. Man, take her away...

-Just try and stop me. -I won't let you win.

-How much is it? -It's 3,100 per head including the tip.

Guys, I ate a lot, so I'll pay for my share.

Don't be ridiculous, we will equally split it. It's okay.

No, that's actually the way we do it back home, too. So we can just...

We can go Dutch.

Great, so let's do that.

Weird!

Krish, I think I forgot my card.

-Let's go? -Yes.

-Thanks for the fun evening, guys. -Bye, guys.

-Bye. -See you.

-Sir, ticket? -No, we didn't bring a car. Thank you.

Shall we walk?

-I know a shortcut. -Sure.

Hi.

Hi. Thank you.

What are you thinking?

They always make fun of me.

There should be a limit.

-They're jealous of you. -Me?

-Yeah. -Sure! I have a Mercedes, right?

No! Your brain is your Mercedes.

So tell me something. You lied, didn't you?

You don't have a new idea.

I knew it. You are a terrible liar.

I didn't take after my mother.

My mother would win a gold medal if there were Olympics for lying.

Dad has also become very smart these days.

You know, he hides in the bathroom and smokes.

Hey, buddy.

Tonight?

I'm not too sure. I have a headache.

It's okay.

You took a long time.

-Order number 37. -Order number 37.

Hey! Why aren't you wearing your cap?

I shouldn't find even a single blue hair in the reshmi kabab.

This is why I say not to give delivery jobs to girls.

Order number 40.

Back to reality. Fake it till you make it.

For the world, I'm hashtag Hipster Celina. Not a delivery girl.

To them, I am the spoilt child of a brigadier,

and not the hard-working daughter of an army subedar.

But there will come a time, for sure, when I'll be rolling in money.

I won't have to pretend anymore.

-Are your parents weird, too? -No.

-What? -Run!

-Okay, okay, here, here! -Okay.

Are you okay?

-I am. Are you? -Yeah! What the hell?

Thanks, Bholenath! Jaipur really needed this.

Are you religious?

-Are you not? -No.

Unseasonal rain.

There should be an app which suggests songs according to the weather.

Like in monsoon, only monsoon-type music.

You are obsessed with movies, man.

"Unseasonal rain." This is called global warming. Climate change.

-But it's not a bad idea. -Right?

We can make this app useful.

For example, if you get stuck in the rain,

it will use the user's geolocation and suggest the closest shelter.

And food options!

If your clothes get wet in the rain, then a shopping center.

There can be an emergency service button for flood relief.

Yeah.

Other weather apps only tell you the weather. This one will be useful too.

Fun and interactive too.

We can design a cool mascot who will give tips and suggestions.

Weather app 2,0.

It's a rocking idea. You should totally do it. I will help you.

If you want, that is.

Just wait and see.

I'll invent a multi-million dollar app. I'll kickstart my startup.

That's when I'll tell them my real story. Hashtag, rags-to-riches Celina.

So, if you are excited, too, shall we start?

What are you starting here?

No excitement is allowed here.

Go to your room!

Miss!

-It is late, come on. -Yes, okay.

Okay, good night.

I'm really sorry about what happened.

It's fine. It's not your fault.

But can I just say something?

If you want to be friends with them, please go ahead.

Please don't make me hang out with them again.

Yeah. Done deal. Anyway, you really shut them up.

What you doing? You are coming. No! No! No, don't do it.

You're wet! Please go away.

What a drama queen!

You're smiling?

She smiles also?

Looks like something major is happening between you and that Rishi boy.

-What rubbish! -He is kind of cute, though.

-Really? -Yeah.

I didn't notice.

Okay. I'll slide into his DMs then. What's his Insta handle?

I think it's...

@mindyourownbusiness.

-Right! Don't regret it later. -Whatever.

Like I said, sometimes you meet people before whom all your guards come down.

Hi.

But I don't know if that's a good thing.

Listening to your heart is risky business, guys.

You'll encounter a lot of surprises.

You'll never see them coming.

Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin