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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,728 --> 00:00:12,978 ERIC TAO: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... 2 00:00:13,061 --> 00:00:16,269 I've never seen anyone put their IQ on a CV before. 3 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,269 How many of these have you had? 4 00:00:21,353 --> 00:00:25,395 Nine. Four in New York, four here, and a Skype. 5 00:00:26,561 --> 00:00:27,770 Why are you here, then? 6 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:32,353 Well, it's not a very political answer, but... 7 00:00:32,436 --> 00:00:34,395 I think mediocrity is too well-hidden 8 00:00:34,478 --> 00:00:36,269 by parents who hire private tutors. 9 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:39,770 I am here on my own. 10 00:00:39,853 --> 00:00:43,186 I want to be able to explain myself clearly, 11 00:00:43,269 --> 00:00:46,019 um, and have people be receptive to my ideas. 12 00:00:46,103 --> 00:00:48,311 Is that how you get your validation? 13 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:49,728 People listening to you? 14 00:00:50,436 --> 00:00:52,353 As opposed to, uh...? 15 00:00:52,436 --> 00:00:54,311 ERIC: Every successful business 16 00:00:54,395 --> 00:00:56,478 is full of people who've spent money 17 00:00:56,561 --> 00:00:58,561 nurturing unremarkable talent. 18 00:00:58,645 --> 00:01:00,061 GREG GRAYSON: Why did you read Geography? 19 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:03,353 Geography had the least amount of applicants the year before. 20 00:01:03,436 --> 00:01:06,687 You know, it's a marginal game about marginal gains. 21 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:08,728 Nothing wrong with the back door. 22 00:01:08,812 --> 00:01:12,061 I played third fiddle to two figures in my mother's life, 23 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:15,144 Jesus Christ and Margaret Thatcher. 24 00:01:15,228 --> 00:01:16,603 And where do you stand on them? 25 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:20,728 One's the reason we're all here, and the other's a carpenter. 26 00:01:20,812 --> 00:01:24,603 I think this is the closest thing to a meritocracy there is. 27 00:01:25,895 --> 00:01:27,520 And I only ever want to be judged 28 00:01:27,603 --> 00:01:28,978 on the strength of my abilities. 29 00:01:29,728 --> 00:01:30,978 And paid for it. 30 00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:33,311 I guess. 31 00:01:33,395 --> 00:01:36,395 I didn't realize that we recruited 32 00:01:36,478 --> 00:01:38,269 from SUNY Binghamton. 33 00:01:39,144 --> 00:01:40,728 It's a nontarget. 34 00:01:40,812 --> 00:01:42,645 LUCINDA YOUNG: Can you tell us a joke? 35 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,269 Uh, ye-- yeah. 36 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:48,812 Uh, it's a bit for work, um, or whatever. 37 00:01:48,895 --> 00:01:50,728 You know how many mountains I'd have to move 38 00:01:50,812 --> 00:01:52,645 to get you to London for good? 39 00:01:54,186 --> 00:01:57,812 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 40 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:31,436 -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -(PHONES RINGING) 41 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,478 You don't look sure how to navigate that. 42 00:02:33,561 --> 00:02:36,311 ANNOUNCER: (OVER P.A.) Would this year's graduate class please assemble 43 00:02:36,395 --> 00:02:40,770 in the second-floor auditorium for your week-three induction. 44 00:02:40,853 --> 00:02:42,687 You ready to be indoctrinated? 45 00:02:43,395 --> 00:02:44,728 See you down there. 46 00:02:47,144 --> 00:02:48,561 Sure I can't get you anything? 47 00:02:50,895 --> 00:02:51,770 GREG: Uh, yeah, Robert, 48 00:02:51,853 --> 00:02:53,144 I've been meaning to ask, actually. 49 00:02:53,228 --> 00:02:55,144 Um, did someone very close to you die? 50 00:02:55,228 --> 00:02:56,520 RISHI RAMDANI: It's a very dark suit. 51 00:02:56,603 --> 00:02:59,144 I'm sorry for your loss, but have you left the, uh, 52 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:01,478 label on your sleeve there as well? Wow! 53 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:02,603 Yeah, it's new. 54 00:03:02,687 --> 00:03:04,353 Yeah, you look like regional nightclub security. 55 00:03:04,436 --> 00:03:05,937 RISHI: Stag do security. 56 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,061 Actually, let me just-- 57 00:03:07,144 --> 00:03:08,687 -Oh! -Let me just do that for you, 58 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:10,436 before you embarrass yourself in front of your peers. 59 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,103 You see, what you've done there is actually erect a billboard 60 00:03:13,186 --> 00:03:15,728 -to how gauche you are. -Yeah, nice one. (CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:15,812 --> 00:03:19,061 Uh, Robert wears Ted Baker, ladies and gentlemen! 62 00:03:19,144 --> 00:03:20,228 -Whoo! -Just so you know! 63 00:03:20,311 --> 00:03:22,353 -I think you look great. -Thanks. 64 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,812 GREG: The Undertaker, Attitude Era! 65 00:03:24,895 --> 00:03:26,937 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 66 00:03:28,561 --> 00:03:31,436 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 67 00:03:34,061 --> 00:03:35,311 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 68 00:03:35,395 --> 00:03:36,978 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening. 69 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:44,770 Hi. 70 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:48,687 Um, I think we met at the drinks? 71 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,436 I don't think that was me. 72 00:03:52,353 --> 00:03:53,436 Okay. 73 00:03:54,353 --> 00:03:57,645 -It's cool. Free bar. -(CHUCKLES) 74 00:03:57,728 --> 00:03:59,395 I'm Yasmin from FX sales. 75 00:03:59,478 --> 00:04:01,019 I think we work on the same floor. 76 00:04:01,103 --> 00:04:02,687 Harper, CPS team. 77 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:09,228 He works on my team. He's a whole snacc. 78 00:04:09,311 --> 00:04:11,978 If you're into that kinda thing, I guess. (CHUCKLES) 79 00:04:12,061 --> 00:04:14,103 SARA DHADWAL: Welcome, graduates. 80 00:04:17,728 --> 00:04:20,103 Young people are our capital. 81 00:04:20,186 --> 00:04:22,311 Graduates are our capital. 82 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,228 And while it's my pleasure to congratulate you 83 00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:26,436 on this placement, 84 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,061 the work to stay here starts now. 85 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,353 Which senior vouches for you, 86 00:04:31,436 --> 00:04:33,770 the impression that you make on clients, 87 00:04:33,853 --> 00:04:35,812 will all be evaluated. 88 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:38,061 In six months' time, on RIF day-- 89 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:41,103 that's Reduction in Force-- you'll be standing in this room, 90 00:04:41,186 --> 00:04:43,103 telling all of us... 91 00:04:43,186 --> 00:04:46,603 why you should be hired permanently to your desk. 92 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:47,937 Pierpoint is the world's 93 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:50,353 preeminent financial services institution. 94 00:04:50,436 --> 00:04:53,937 We expect you to behave like you have a stake in it. 95 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:58,269 Act like an owner. Enrich your clients, enrich us, 96 00:04:58,353 --> 00:04:59,687 enrich yourselves. 97 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:02,978 So, look at the guy or gal next to you. 98 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:06,186 Really look. Do you think you're better than them? 99 00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:07,937 Maybe you are. 100 00:05:08,019 --> 00:05:10,561 But half of you won't be here in six months. 101 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:13,853 Just make yourselves indispensable. 102 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:17,603 ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 103 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:20,436 YASMIN KARA-HANANI: Extra dirty chai with a scoop of whey. 104 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,978 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 105 00:05:22,061 --> 00:05:23,311 YASMIN: Skinny latte. 106 00:05:23,395 --> 00:05:24,770 WOMAN: ...whatever he tells you to do. 107 00:05:24,853 --> 00:05:26,520 Is there anything you want looking at? 108 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:30,311 DARIA GREENOCK: We were on his catamaran, 109 00:05:30,395 --> 00:05:32,395 and then the guide caught some grouper 110 00:05:32,478 --> 00:05:35,436 and fried it on the side of the boat. 111 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,812 (LAUGHS) Yeah, it was beautiful. 112 00:05:37,895 --> 00:05:41,645 Hey, ask Rishi for the level of one year, one year, euro swap 113 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:43,186 in 500k DV01. 114 00:05:43,269 --> 00:05:44,770 RISHI: They don't call me promiscuous... 115 00:05:44,853 --> 00:05:46,520 -Rishi. -ERIC: Today, please. 116 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,061 -Rishi? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 117 00:05:49,144 --> 00:05:50,478 -Can you send-- -Relax. 118 00:05:50,561 --> 00:05:52,395 It's not an auction house. 119 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,770 I've just sent out my runs. They're on your Bloomie. 120 00:05:55,478 --> 00:05:56,770 You can sit down now. 121 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:02,603 ERIC: I was talking to Felim at Fenmarsh. 122 00:06:02,687 --> 00:06:05,478 He's impressed with that US tail risk work you did for him. 123 00:06:05,561 --> 00:06:07,019 He sent me an email to say thanks. 124 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:08,561 Sorry, I didn't want to clog your inbox. 125 00:06:08,645 --> 00:06:11,019 Don't apologize. Just remember to talk your book here, 126 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:12,353 or people will miss it. 127 00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:14,895 We want to get you printing business as soon as possible. 128 00:06:18,937 --> 00:06:21,436 Oh, Harper. Harper. 129 00:06:22,186 --> 00:06:24,103 -Hi. -HARPER STERN: Hey. 130 00:06:24,186 --> 00:06:25,687 Sorry, just catch my breath. 131 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:27,645 -HARPER: Sure. -Cycled in. 132 00:06:27,728 --> 00:06:29,687 -Hmm. -JUSTIN KLINEMAN: Uh... 133 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:33,853 Yes, uh, I still don't have your university transcript. 134 00:06:33,937 --> 00:06:36,353 I'm really sorry. I will get on it. 135 00:06:36,436 --> 00:06:38,978 Hmm. You said that last week. 136 00:06:42,144 --> 00:06:45,311 Oh, Harper Stern, you're an international candidate, right? 137 00:06:46,269 --> 00:06:48,520 I'm still missing your transcript. 138 00:06:48,603 --> 00:06:50,895 I'm still waiting on my college to send a copy. 139 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,812 They are notoriously slow. (CHUCKLES) 140 00:06:53,895 --> 00:06:55,395 We're moving out of that gray area now, 141 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:57,144 where it's becoming a bit of a problem for us, 142 00:06:57,228 --> 00:07:00,103 and therefore a problem for you. (CHUCKLES) 143 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,061 Sorry. You may continue your quest. 144 00:07:03,144 --> 00:07:04,478 -HARPER: Ah. -For the loo. 145 00:07:04,561 --> 00:07:06,186 -HARPER: Thank you. -(LAUGHS) 146 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:19,978 -HARI DHAR: Harper. -Hey. 147 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:22,228 Have you been home? 148 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,269 You're just, like, never in your room, 149 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:28,144 and you're wearing an... identical outfit to yesterday? 150 00:07:28,228 --> 00:07:30,770 Uh, well, I'm logging those nocturnal hours. 151 00:07:30,853 --> 00:07:32,728 Trying to make a good impression, you know? 152 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,645 Don't try to figure out 153 00:07:35,728 --> 00:07:37,937 how much you get paid by the hour in IBD, 154 00:07:38,019 --> 00:07:41,144 because I will guarantee you it is less than minimum wage. 155 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:44,978 Well, the way I see it, I'm in the ivory tower upstairs, 156 00:07:45,061 --> 00:07:48,561 you're down here on the floor with the peasants. 157 00:07:52,311 --> 00:07:54,103 -Nice. -(HARPER CHUCKLES) 158 00:07:54,186 --> 00:07:55,853 (TOILET FLUSHING) 159 00:07:56,687 --> 00:07:58,353 (DARIA SIGHS) 160 00:08:02,269 --> 00:08:04,395 (WATER RUNNING) 161 00:08:09,728 --> 00:08:12,687 Well, for a minute, I thought you were actually gonna talk. 162 00:08:14,144 --> 00:08:15,978 You know, you've been here for three weeks, 163 00:08:16,061 --> 00:08:18,770 and you've barely said a word to me. 164 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:21,061 I'm sorry. I've just been underwater 165 00:08:21,144 --> 00:08:22,937 backing up Eric's accounts. 166 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:24,561 DARIA: I know we both work for Eric, 167 00:08:24,645 --> 00:08:26,061 but I'm your line manager. 168 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:29,228 Has he asked you to meet clients? 169 00:08:29,311 --> 00:08:33,186 No. (CHUCKLES) For sure not, no. 170 00:08:33,269 --> 00:08:34,520 Well, I've got this dinner 171 00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:36,645 tomorrow night with Mallon Mercer. 172 00:08:36,728 --> 00:08:38,895 Nicole Craig. It's a bit of a one-way relationship, 173 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:41,103 but substantial to the firm. 174 00:08:41,186 --> 00:08:43,645 It's a chance to increase your visibility as a grad. 175 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,645 Do you want to tag along? 176 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:47,770 Yeah. Yes. 177 00:08:47,853 --> 00:08:49,353 I'll look into her mandate. 178 00:08:49,436 --> 00:08:50,770 Don't overthink it. 179 00:08:52,311 --> 00:08:55,937 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 180 00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:05,144 (GLASS BOTTLES JANGLING) 181 00:09:07,436 --> 00:09:08,937 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 182 00:09:09,812 --> 00:09:12,520 GUS SACKEY: Are you that thirsty? 183 00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:16,353 Well, you know, if you got a 30 quid meal allowance, 184 00:09:16,436 --> 00:09:18,395 like, why would you not use all of it? 185 00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:19,770 That's very naff. 186 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,186 How's your model? 187 00:09:23,269 --> 00:09:25,937 (GROANS) I'll finish it in the morning. 188 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,228 Send it over my way, I've got capacity. 189 00:09:30,311 --> 00:09:31,895 How do you have capacity? 190 00:09:31,978 --> 00:09:35,144 -Brutal finance guy, innit? -GUS: I don't know what that is. 191 00:09:35,895 --> 00:09:36,978 HARI: You bouncing? 192 00:09:39,144 --> 00:09:41,269 Hey, man. Hey. It's only 10:15. 193 00:09:42,937 --> 00:09:44,978 No one here is actually gonna tell you this, 194 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:46,770 but you need to put in face time. 195 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,061 GUS: Actually, I don't. 196 00:09:48,144 --> 00:09:50,436 Staying up all night doesn't enhance my work. 197 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,853 Mate. Mate! 198 00:09:54,937 --> 00:09:58,269 ♪ ("CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE ANYMORE" BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING) ♪ 199 00:11:03,144 --> 00:11:05,770 (ALARM RINGING) 200 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:18,228 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 201 00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,812 -TODD BARBER: Let me see your room. -HARPER: My room? 202 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,561 -TODD: Yeah. -Yeah, check it. 203 00:11:24,645 --> 00:11:26,269 It's Pierpoint's temp accommodation 204 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,728 -for out-of-towners. -Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay. 205 00:11:30,603 --> 00:11:32,103 -Looks crazy. -(CHUCKLES) 206 00:11:32,186 --> 00:11:34,353 How easy is it to get them Ivy League niggas 207 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:35,520 to come home with you? 208 00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,019 HARPER: I'm just here to work. 209 00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:40,853 -It's only with you that everything becomes sexual. -(TODD LAUGHS) 210 00:11:40,937 --> 00:11:42,645 TODD: So the only reason you're calling me 211 00:11:42,728 --> 00:11:44,436 is that you want a fake transcript? 212 00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:47,311 You must need it pretty bad. 213 00:11:48,436 --> 00:11:49,978 You sure that's all you need? 214 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,978 HARPER: Why? What else would I want? 215 00:11:54,853 --> 00:11:56,561 TODD: What are you offering? 216 00:11:56,645 --> 00:11:58,478 Did you get a job yet, Todd? 217 00:11:59,436 --> 00:12:01,103 Nah, I did some unpaid shit. 218 00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:04,812 It's hard to make money off your passion. 219 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:07,395 You know, unless your passion's... money. 220 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:08,561 HARPER: Fuck you. 221 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,895 TODD: (LAUGHS) Okay, but if I can make your bank 222 00:12:10,978 --> 00:12:13,478 think you graduated, what's that worth to you? 223 00:12:13,561 --> 00:12:16,728 HARPER: What, you didn't get to fuck tonight? Is that it? 224 00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:20,895 TODD: (LAUGHS) I mean... (SINGING) ♪ If you need dick ♪ 225 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,728 BOTH: (SINGING) ♪ I got you ♪ 226 00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:24,561 -(HARPER LAUGHS) -(TODD LAUGHS) 227 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:27,520 ♪ ("DINNER" BY BLOOD ORANGE PLAYING) ♪ 228 00:12:27,603 --> 00:12:30,061 ♪ I'm losing ♪ 229 00:12:30,144 --> 00:12:32,561 ♪ I'll do anything I can... ♪ 230 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:35,186 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 231 00:12:35,728 --> 00:12:36,978 (GIGGLES) 232 00:12:39,311 --> 00:12:42,478 TODD: Ass up. What that ass do? 233 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:47,311 ♪ Never had a doubt I'm losing ♪ 234 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:51,812 ♪ I'll do anything I can ♪ 235 00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:56,395 ♪ To make sure that You are never happy ♪ 236 00:12:56,478 --> 00:13:01,269 ♪ Oh, love Oh, no ♪ 237 00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:03,436 ♪ Never had a doubt I'm los-- ♪ 238 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,228 -(LAPTOP CHIMES) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 239 00:13:11,978 --> 00:13:15,478 GREG: You don't listen to what Daddy says. He's going to-- 240 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,019 Just ignore it. 241 00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:18,687 RISHI: This morning meeting's about to start, mate. 242 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:21,478 GREG: If-- if what Daddy said actually affected you, 243 00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:25,186 then you wouldn't still be on the phone now. 244 00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:28,061 -Why have you changed the WACC? -The DCF was coming out too low. 245 00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:30,311 LUCINDA: Well, how does it compare to the transaction comps? 246 00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,812 These pre-profit unicorns trade on crazy multiples. 247 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,144 Eight times, nine times. 248 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,812 Less a liquidity discount, we'd be just over the DCF. 249 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:38,061 All right, fantastic. 250 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,353 What's that? 251 00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:41,728 That's my model. 252 00:13:41,812 --> 00:13:43,353 LUCINDA: Why are you doing the model? Gus is doing the model. 253 00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:44,812 I had capacity. I just wanted to get ahead. 254 00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:46,353 Hari, I told you to do the pitchbook, 255 00:13:46,436 --> 00:13:47,978 so do the fucking pitchbook, okay? 256 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,812 HungerFix want to optimize delivery speed, 257 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,395 so they're looking at mid-caps with best-in-class GPS tech. 258 00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:54,478 Clear comps. Deliveroo, Uber Eats... 259 00:13:54,561 --> 00:13:56,269 I've found something with good sat-nav IP. 260 00:13:56,353 --> 00:13:57,978 -They're quite small-- -Don't fucking fish! 261 00:13:58,061 --> 00:13:59,478 Stick to the formatting. 262 00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:01,978 And for fuck sake, make sure the font's Helvetica 12 263 00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:03,144 or the MD will freak. 264 00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:04,937 And I might have to take one of you into the pitch. 265 00:14:05,019 --> 00:14:07,103 I'll lead, but it'll be good for your visibility. 266 00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,978 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 267 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,978 -Why are you doing my model? -Mate, it's the team's work. 268 00:14:16,061 --> 00:14:18,019 GUS: No, it's my work. 269 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:20,520 It's not my fault you feel the need to keep score. 270 00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:21,728 I don't. 271 00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:27,144 So, I'm guessing last night was Boisdale? 272 00:14:27,228 --> 00:14:32,019 Boisdale. Five Hertford, and then, inevitably, Annabel's. 273 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,853 The triumvirate. 274 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,019 Like the embrace of an old friend. 275 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,103 (LAUGHING) 276 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:41,019 Right. Okay, um... So, I've published a piece 277 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:43,687 looking back at the decade post-crisis. 278 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:47,770 Three stages. Housing, 2007 to 2009-- 279 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:51,645 How are we supposed to monetize what's in the rear-view mirror? 280 00:14:51,728 --> 00:14:52,937 Well, um... 281 00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:55,269 CLEMENT COWAN: Any new buy recommendations? 282 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,228 Still overweight with a preference for the US. 283 00:14:57,311 --> 00:15:00,478 Even with margins and valuations at all-time highs? 284 00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:03,812 Why bother publishing if there are no material changes? 285 00:15:07,395 --> 00:15:10,687 Well, I suppose Kaspar can pay for my personality. 286 00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:13,019 Well, you can read my note out loud to him if you'd like. 287 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,645 CLEMENT: It's not exactly commercial, is it? 288 00:15:15,728 --> 00:15:18,395 Once again, the research team excel 289 00:15:18,478 --> 00:15:20,812 in wasting salespeople's time. 290 00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:23,645 GREG: Oh, another walkout. 291 00:15:28,603 --> 00:15:30,728 YASMIN: So, it's one cob with bacon, no Stilton, 292 00:15:30,812 --> 00:15:33,269 and the other one without-- No, no, no, wait. Sorry. 293 00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:37,603 The first one I need with bacon. Um, thank you. And, uh-- Oh. 294 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,228 Sorry, I specifically said, "No dressing." 295 00:15:40,311 --> 00:15:43,520 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 296 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,853 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 297 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,019 Keeping the cattle fed and watered? 298 00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:12,311 ERIC: My first proper dinner was with Philippe Jabre. 299 00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:15,269 You know, from hedge funds? He's famous. 300 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,436 Dozen of us at Nobu, pre-08 Nobu. 301 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,978 I had gastroenteritis. 302 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:22,228 (CHUCKLES) Threw up at the table. 303 00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:26,228 Jabre said it was the first interesting thing 304 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:28,478 to come out of my mouth all night. 305 00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:29,895 That's only half true. 306 00:16:31,395 --> 00:16:35,645 But he still called. 307 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,812 I still printed his business. 308 00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:39,478 That's the bar. 309 00:16:39,561 --> 00:16:41,978 Don't let Daria tell you it's just dinner. 310 00:16:42,061 --> 00:16:43,561 HARPER: I'll work on a pitch. 311 00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:46,061 RISHI: Which grad do you have to bully 312 00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:48,436 -to get a fucking sanger? -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 313 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,353 ERIC: Felim, how was Capri? 314 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,937 -You need to get out of here. -Why? 315 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,853 You've only left the building once in the last 48 hours. 316 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,395 It's automatically red flagged by your ID card. 317 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,311 I don't want to know where you've been sleeping, 318 00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:09,269 but optically, I need you to walk out of the office, 319 00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:12,978 tap your card out, do whatever, then come back. 320 00:17:13,061 --> 00:17:16,353 -No more red flag. -Okay. Sorry. 321 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,687 You're not in trouble. 322 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,728 I appreciate how you're meeting the needs of the business. 323 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,770 -(SOFTLY) Oh... Thanks. -(BOTTLES JANGLING) 324 00:17:21,853 --> 00:17:23,520 Get rid of the fucking water, yeah? 325 00:17:23,603 --> 00:17:25,269 (SIGHS) And don't take the piss. 326 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,603 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 327 00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:31,687 GUS: Go grab a pint. 328 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,728 I might come find you when the work's done. 329 00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:37,937 (BOTTLES JANGLING) 330 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,978 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 331 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:56,186 No rest for the wicked. (CHUCKLES) 332 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,061 NICOLE CRAIG: (IN VIDEO) Women of power 333 00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:04,895 seem to like to withhold sunlight from women coming up. 334 00:18:04,978 --> 00:18:07,978 It's not cool. We can't be doing that. 335 00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:09,186 The success... 336 00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:14,812 -♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 337 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:18,019 You're a bit of a masochist. 338 00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,895 -Excuse me? -Negging Clement in the meeting. 339 00:18:20,978 --> 00:18:22,561 I spent months writing something 340 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:25,853 for the fucking salesmen to parrot over the phone, 341 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:28,353 and Clement doesn't even have the humility to listen 342 00:18:28,436 --> 00:18:29,770 for five fucking minutes. 343 00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:31,436 Yeah, but his war stories though. 344 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,019 He's a fucking dinosaur. 345 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:37,228 It took two years for him to say "good morning" to me. 346 00:18:37,311 --> 00:18:38,853 He's never going to speak to you. 347 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:41,436 Yeah, all right, mate. Whatever. 348 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,269 I'm just saying, don't think 349 00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:45,770 that a guy like that's gonna protect you on RIF. 350 00:18:45,853 --> 00:18:48,603 Clement, he's-- he's got Kaspar, that's one fucking account, 351 00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:50,687 and yeah, it's-- it's big, 352 00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:54,436 but the only way to guarantee you survive is to say, 353 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,895 "I am an originator. I won new business." 354 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:10,228 I remember I was with, um, Adrian. 355 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:12,603 Come on, what did this place used to be called? 356 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:15,311 It's, uh, come on, it used to have 357 00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:18,478 some really awful single syllable name 358 00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:20,895 like "Stunt," or something like that. 359 00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,895 Looked like a fucking building site. 360 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:29,561 So, um, does she have a-- does she have an "ON" button? 361 00:19:29,645 --> 00:19:30,728 (DARIA CHUCKLES) 362 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:37,395 (IMITATES BUZZER SOUND, LAUGHS) 363 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,228 (CHUCKLES) 364 00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:42,770 (ALL LAUGHING) 365 00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:44,144 Uh, I was looking into 366 00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:46,895 -the business you did with-- -Right. Uh, priorities. 367 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,687 Shall we get some wine 368 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,937 that doesn't taste like paint thinner? 369 00:19:51,853 --> 00:19:54,603 -Abso-fucking-lutely. -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 370 00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:56,561 NICOLE: Okay, what do we have? 371 00:19:57,603 --> 00:20:00,478 ♪ (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 372 00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:03,520 Do you, uh, do you know Gus? 373 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,103 Uh, yeah, yeah, I live with him. I lived with him at uni. 374 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:10,687 Oh, uh, we-- we sort of lost touch while he was there. 375 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:13,228 I went to school with him. With all those guys. 376 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:15,770 ROBERT SPEARING: Surprised it took you that long to mention Eton. 377 00:20:15,853 --> 00:20:18,311 Two years above. "House Captain," he said. 378 00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:19,812 (LAUGHS) 379 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:21,770 I know a lot about you two. 380 00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:26,228 Yeah. 381 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,603 Catch you later. 382 00:20:30,978 --> 00:20:32,561 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 383 00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,645 NICOLE: Saying "Everything's gonna be okay" over and over 384 00:20:34,728 --> 00:20:37,353 doesn't stop your house burning down around you, does it? 385 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,311 Eventually we shall be eating our pets. 386 00:20:40,395 --> 00:20:43,144 Well, if that's your philosophy, you could trade it. 387 00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:46,061 Hmm, extremely reasonable at twice the price. 388 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:49,728 I'm-- I'm being sarcastic. It's is reassuringly expensive. 389 00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:52,144 Buy an option on the US ten year at four percent. 390 00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:53,895 (SCOFFS) Yields haven't been there 391 00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:55,645 since before you were born. 392 00:20:55,728 --> 00:20:57,853 Actually, since the early aughts. 393 00:20:57,937 --> 00:20:59,520 Were you even sentient then? 394 00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:02,019 DARIA: Sorry, Nicole, graduates don't normally pitch. 395 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:04,353 NICOLE: Fuck that, let her talk. 396 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:06,395 With the president bulldozing the reputation 397 00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:08,353 of the US overseas, you know, 398 00:21:08,436 --> 00:21:10,019 for me, it follows that... 399 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,019 the administration will totally kill the rep of treasuries. 400 00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,436 And pissing in China's mouth isn't gonna help. 401 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,645 Exactly. Personally? 402 00:21:16,728 --> 00:21:18,603 I just think we're due an enormous selloff. 403 00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:20,436 We're low key throwing ourselves in cold wars 404 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,228 with all of our trading partners. 405 00:21:22,311 --> 00:21:25,269 China are the biggest global holder of US paper. 406 00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:28,853 If they start dumping, yields will soar past four percent. 407 00:21:28,937 --> 00:21:31,395 If you think the house is burning down, 408 00:21:31,478 --> 00:21:33,186 this is how you monetize it. 409 00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:38,311 (STAMMERS) Bearish people lose money in this market. 410 00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:40,269 Yeah, but the world's pregnant with tail risk. 411 00:21:40,353 --> 00:21:43,228 Right, and this is a play for the end. 412 00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:45,478 (INHALES) Who wants another drink, anyone? 413 00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:48,770 DARIA: (GROANS) My PT hates it when I'm hungover. 414 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:52,269 We are gonna have to love you and leave you, I'm afraid. 415 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:55,603 -As hard as that is. -Right, well, I won't get up. 416 00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:57,478 Fine for you to piss off to bed, 417 00:21:57,561 --> 00:21:59,812 but I'll let Harper finish her thoughts, yeah? 418 00:21:59,895 --> 00:22:00,895 DARIA: Right. 419 00:22:03,561 --> 00:22:04,603 Nicole. 420 00:22:06,353 --> 00:22:08,228 Harper. Pick up the bill. 421 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,770 Mikey, you should be fresh in the morning. 422 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,645 Yeah, I'll be the responsible one. 423 00:22:15,728 --> 00:22:19,269 (SIGHS) Uh, here is my card. 424 00:22:19,353 --> 00:22:20,520 Thank you. 425 00:22:23,728 --> 00:22:25,395 So, I can write up an email-- 426 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,436 I don't think you're a saleswoman. 427 00:22:30,061 --> 00:22:31,228 That's a compliment. 428 00:22:31,978 --> 00:22:35,269 Salespeople sell... certainty. 429 00:22:36,436 --> 00:22:37,728 Ah, lovely. 430 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,269 (WHISPERING) What a life. 431 00:22:42,603 --> 00:22:44,269 (NICOLE CHUCKLES) 432 00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:48,978 Got us an Uber. 433 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:50,937 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 434 00:22:52,061 --> 00:22:54,186 ROBERT: There's two times surge. 435 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:56,019 You pay twice as much to go home 436 00:22:56,103 --> 00:22:58,103 and have half the fun. (CHUCKLES) 437 00:22:59,061 --> 00:23:01,269 Wipe your fucking nose. 438 00:23:02,645 --> 00:23:04,728 It only takes two pints, doesn't it? 439 00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:10,311 All the Outreach guys together, of course. 440 00:23:10,395 --> 00:23:13,853 -It's a scheme for-- -Diversity hires, I know. 441 00:23:13,937 --> 00:23:15,561 Gus thinks he's above all that. 442 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,978 -I resent your friendship. -Good. You're staying out. 443 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:20,895 Yeah, I'm not sure I can be seen fraternizing with you two. 444 00:23:20,978 --> 00:23:23,228 ROBERT: I'm sober as a judge. 445 00:23:23,311 --> 00:23:26,103 -Get in the car, man. Go home. -Don't push me. 446 00:23:29,478 --> 00:23:31,436 GUS: Try not to throw up in there. 447 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,436 Yeah, mate, Pierpoint. 448 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,186 Take him home, please. Destination's in. 449 00:23:46,103 --> 00:23:49,019 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 450 00:23:54,395 --> 00:23:57,520 I can write up that option idea for you in the morning. 451 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:01,978 If you want. 452 00:24:14,395 --> 00:24:15,478 Okay. 453 00:24:16,937 --> 00:24:19,812 -Can I come a bit closer? -(LAUGHS) 454 00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:27,520 NICOLE: I'm so tired. 455 00:24:58,269 --> 00:25:00,770 (NICOLE SIGHS) 456 00:25:16,269 --> 00:25:17,687 He can drop you anywhere. 457 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:20,561 (CAR DOOR SLAMS) 458 00:25:30,561 --> 00:25:32,645 (CAR KEYS JANGLING) 459 00:25:34,186 --> 00:25:35,269 Sou-- Southwark. 460 00:25:48,812 --> 00:25:51,770 -(CAR DOOR CLOSING) -(HARI SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 461 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:56,103 (MUFFLED ARGUING) 462 00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,269 HARI: It's not my house. 463 00:25:58,353 --> 00:26:00,812 -(DRIVER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) -HARI: It's not my house! 464 00:26:00,895 --> 00:26:02,853 My house doesn't have balconies. 465 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,103 DRIVER: It's what you put in the system, mate. 466 00:26:06,812 --> 00:26:10,520 (GROANING) No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm-- I'm fine. 467 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:11,645 Dude, if I leave you alone, 468 00:26:11,728 --> 00:26:13,520 you're gonna choke on your own vomit. 469 00:26:16,812 --> 00:26:20,311 -Ten minutes, ten minutes. -(CHUCKLES) Yeah, okay. 470 00:26:22,269 --> 00:26:24,144 How's IBD? You're out early. 471 00:26:24,603 --> 00:26:26,061 Uh... 472 00:26:26,144 --> 00:26:28,269 Yeah, I don't know, I think... 473 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,853 I think they treat me differently. 474 00:26:30,937 --> 00:26:34,603 Like I went to state school, and... 475 00:26:34,687 --> 00:26:37,770 they-- they-- they even talk to me differently. 476 00:26:37,853 --> 00:26:40,853 This guy on my desk, Gus, 477 00:26:40,937 --> 00:26:44,687 I feel like he makes it his personal business... 478 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:48,061 trying to make me feel like I'm unworthy of it or something. 479 00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:52,561 He sounds like a fucking asshole. (CHUCKLES) 480 00:26:57,978 --> 00:27:00,978 This weird thing happened at dinner with this woman. 481 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:03,228 A client. 482 00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:06,561 That's good. You're doing dinners with clients already. 483 00:27:06,645 --> 00:27:09,144 HARPER: Yeah. Daria, my line manager, 484 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,937 just invited me out of the blue. (CHUCKLES) 485 00:27:12,019 --> 00:27:13,937 It went really well. 486 00:27:14,019 --> 00:27:16,561 And the-- the client, she gave me a ride home, 487 00:27:16,645 --> 00:27:17,812 and... 488 00:27:18,353 --> 00:27:19,853 she sort of... 489 00:27:21,228 --> 00:27:22,645 touched me... 490 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:28,061 and she's a woman, you know? 491 00:27:28,144 --> 00:27:30,561 But I don't know, it was still kind of... 492 00:27:33,269 --> 00:27:34,353 weird. 493 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,812 I thought she bit on an idea, 494 00:27:36,895 --> 00:27:39,978 but she won't want to deal with me now. 495 00:27:40,061 --> 00:27:43,728 There's no way that it could get back to Pierpoint, right? 496 00:27:45,353 --> 00:27:46,395 Hari? 497 00:27:49,853 --> 00:27:53,436 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 498 00:27:57,978 --> 00:27:59,061 (SIGHS) 499 00:28:18,269 --> 00:28:21,895 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 500 00:28:33,561 --> 00:28:36,186 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 501 00:28:36,269 --> 00:28:38,478 GREG: Does anybody know what day of the week it is? 502 00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:39,812 Rishi, you'll love this... 503 00:28:39,895 --> 00:28:42,144 So, how did the rest of the dinner go last night? 504 00:28:43,728 --> 00:28:45,019 Yeah, it was fun. 505 00:28:45,103 --> 00:28:46,853 You know, I've never actually seen someone 506 00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:49,520 successfully hold Nicole's attention. 507 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:52,061 She's a notoriously hard nut to crack. 508 00:28:52,144 --> 00:28:53,770 Have you followed up? 509 00:28:53,853 --> 00:28:55,978 HARPER: I'm not really sure I'm comfortable 510 00:28:56,061 --> 00:28:57,186 calling clients yet. 511 00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,144 -I'll send an email. -Cool. 512 00:29:01,144 --> 00:29:04,103 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(PHONES RINGING) 513 00:29:04,186 --> 00:29:05,436 You rested? 514 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,353 HungerFix have changed the time. They're in at nine tomorrow, 515 00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:10,061 and their COO is autistic. 516 00:29:10,144 --> 00:29:11,728 No, I'm not being snide, she has autism. 517 00:29:11,812 --> 00:29:14,186 And levelling with you, she's also a bit of a cunt. 518 00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:15,770 Those things are unrelated. 519 00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,978 Speed and clarity. Gus, how's the model? 520 00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:19,561 I'll be done turning comments by tonight. 521 00:29:19,645 --> 00:29:22,228 (SIGHS) We need to get the book to the printers by 6:00 a.m. 522 00:29:22,311 --> 00:29:24,687 Don't stay up all night, but tell me that's doable. 523 00:29:26,937 --> 00:29:28,478 I like you two a lot. 524 00:29:32,019 --> 00:29:33,687 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 525 00:29:35,228 --> 00:29:36,895 Hi. Robert? 526 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,395 Uh, I've noticed that, uh, rates and FX and all the other teams 527 00:29:42,478 --> 00:29:45,311 start their meeting pre-open. When does the CPS one start? 528 00:29:45,395 --> 00:29:48,937 Um, oh, it-- it changes day to day. 529 00:29:49,019 --> 00:29:52,103 Eric's not usually in it, so it's Clement's call. 530 00:29:52,186 --> 00:29:55,103 Well, um, I'd like it to run from seven from now on, 531 00:29:55,186 --> 00:29:56,269 starting tomorrow. 532 00:29:56,353 --> 00:29:58,353 Can you just round everyone up for me? 533 00:30:03,311 --> 00:30:05,561 Seven on the dot. Hmm? 534 00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:11,228 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 535 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,645 Seven? If I was a father, 536 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,978 that would seriously fuck with my morning. (SCOFFS) 537 00:30:16,061 --> 00:30:17,103 (CHUCKLES) 538 00:30:19,478 --> 00:30:21,770 Anyone up for an after work bevvie? 539 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,311 Thursday night sharpener? 540 00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:25,103 -What, a few looseners? -ROBERT: Yeah, you fancy it? 541 00:30:25,186 --> 00:30:26,603 -What, to take the edge off? -Yeah. 542 00:30:26,687 --> 00:30:29,436 No, mate. And get a new suit. You look like fucking Neo. 543 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,853 MAN: I am doing anything else. 544 00:30:31,937 --> 00:30:33,395 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 545 00:30:37,478 --> 00:30:39,061 Surely I can drag you out? 546 00:30:42,228 --> 00:30:43,395 By my braids? 547 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:47,395 Maybe next time. 548 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,395 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 549 00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:56,269 I guess we're the only people that like to have fun around here. 550 00:31:03,478 --> 00:31:06,728 (BOTTLES JANGLING) 551 00:31:32,687 --> 00:31:36,103 ♪ ("DO IT WITHOUT YOU" BY JACQUES GREENE PLAYING) ♪ 552 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:41,520 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) ♪ 553 00:31:47,144 --> 00:31:49,812 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 554 00:31:51,061 --> 00:31:52,353 (KEYS JANGLING) 555 00:31:56,645 --> 00:31:57,687 Is that packet? 556 00:31:57,770 --> 00:32:00,186 K. We're going vegan tonight. 557 00:32:01,812 --> 00:32:03,687 See, I gotta be up really early. 558 00:32:04,812 --> 00:32:06,186 Only if we go to bed. 559 00:32:10,311 --> 00:32:11,770 (ROBERT SNIFFS) 560 00:32:15,853 --> 00:32:17,978 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) ♪ 561 00:32:25,937 --> 00:32:28,561 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY) ♪ 562 00:32:43,687 --> 00:32:46,061 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES QUIETLY) ♪ 563 00:32:46,144 --> 00:32:49,061 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 564 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:53,019 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 565 00:32:53,853 --> 00:32:56,728 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 566 00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,228 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY) ♪ 567 00:33:02,269 --> 00:33:05,103 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 568 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:09,061 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 569 00:33:09,937 --> 00:33:13,061 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 570 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:17,103 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 571 00:33:18,019 --> 00:33:21,186 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 572 00:33:22,228 --> 00:33:25,061 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 573 00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:27,645 ♪ I do it without you ♪ 574 00:33:27,728 --> 00:33:29,603 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) ♪ 575 00:33:30,395 --> 00:33:31,853 (HARI WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 576 00:33:34,895 --> 00:33:36,728 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 577 00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:39,436 (ANNIE SIGHS) 578 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,103 -(ANNIE MOANING) -(ROBERT PANTING) 579 00:33:56,353 --> 00:33:57,436 (LAUGHS) 580 00:34:07,603 --> 00:34:10,061 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 581 00:34:11,061 --> 00:34:12,937 -(CLAPPING) -Whoo! 582 00:34:14,645 --> 00:34:15,728 (SHOUTS) 583 00:34:29,144 --> 00:34:30,687 (LAUGHS) 584 00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:41,019 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 585 00:35:08,603 --> 00:35:09,645 (GAGS) 586 00:35:31,436 --> 00:35:32,520 You're sound. 587 00:35:34,019 --> 00:35:36,269 CLEMENT: There was dinner, and then a party 588 00:35:36,353 --> 00:35:37,937 for those people who had the energy. 589 00:35:38,019 --> 00:35:42,019 Well, I have never seen so many lusted-after people 590 00:35:42,103 --> 00:35:46,103 who were so utterly charmless, and sexless. 591 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:49,353 They were without charm and sex. 592 00:35:49,436 --> 00:35:51,853 -Clement, we've heard this one. -(LAUGHS) 593 00:35:51,937 --> 00:35:53,436 I wanna hear the rest. 594 00:35:55,061 --> 00:35:56,353 Excuse me? 595 00:35:59,269 --> 00:36:00,353 Um... 596 00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,561 Sorry, um... 597 00:36:04,687 --> 00:36:06,228 Sorry, m-- my head's a blur. 598 00:36:07,895 --> 00:36:10,478 You know, when two big nights catch up with you? 599 00:36:10,561 --> 00:36:14,687 Uh-huh. And, uh, who were you entertaining? 600 00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:15,853 Which client? 601 00:36:17,895 --> 00:36:19,520 Um, sorry... 602 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,061 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Get us a new phone? 603 00:36:52,436 --> 00:36:55,561 Hari? You're in the meeting with me. Well done. 604 00:36:56,436 --> 00:36:58,019 Gus, I hope you don't mind? 605 00:36:58,103 --> 00:36:59,269 Well deserved. 606 00:37:02,436 --> 00:37:03,728 One-nil to you. 607 00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:08,186 Yeah, but you're not listening to me. It's just one page. 608 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,061 I fucked up the font on that one page. 609 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,978 Can you just reprint it? 610 00:37:15,978 --> 00:37:17,561 The meeting's at 9:00 a.m. You don't have-- 611 00:37:17,645 --> 00:37:19,603 (SPEAKING IN URDU) 612 00:37:20,144 --> 00:37:21,645 Helvetica 12. 613 00:37:25,103 --> 00:37:27,436 It looks fucking amateur! 614 00:37:28,353 --> 00:37:31,144 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 615 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,186 (EXHALES) 616 00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:11,353 (BELT CLICKING) 617 00:38:16,019 --> 00:38:19,436 Never seen a grown man drop his trouser at a urinal? 618 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,895 (URINATING) 619 00:38:21,978 --> 00:38:26,520 I saw a guy do it during the Kobe earthquake, '95. 620 00:38:27,687 --> 00:38:30,228 He had an arse like an eight-year-old boy. 621 00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,269 You know, people seem to have forgotten 622 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,978 the more you enjoy sales, the more money you make. 623 00:38:38,061 --> 00:38:39,812 But if you're gonna stay out all night, 624 00:38:39,895 --> 00:38:42,019 iron the box lines out of your shirt. 625 00:38:47,103 --> 00:38:48,937 (BELT CLICKING) 626 00:38:49,019 --> 00:38:50,061 (PANTS ZIP) 627 00:38:51,436 --> 00:38:52,436 (SIGHS) 628 00:38:54,019 --> 00:38:56,561 You're not here to fix the lights. 629 00:39:02,770 --> 00:39:05,311 Daria said the Mallon Mercer meet went well. 630 00:39:05,395 --> 00:39:07,520 -Monetize that shit. -She sent an email. 631 00:39:07,603 --> 00:39:08,895 ERIC: We don't hide behind emails. 632 00:39:08,978 --> 00:39:11,687 Get on the phone and ask for the fucking order. 633 00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:14,937 Rish! Will you shine my shoes? 634 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,728 RISHI: Fuck yourself, mate. 635 00:39:17,853 --> 00:39:20,144 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 636 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,603 -MAN: Yeah, I really don't know. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 637 00:39:40,603 --> 00:39:43,228 (INAUDIBLE) 638 00:40:00,978 --> 00:40:04,186 (VOICES OVERLAPPING) 639 00:40:09,395 --> 00:40:11,478 Come this way. Through there. 640 00:40:19,478 --> 00:40:21,645 (INAUDIBLE) 641 00:40:23,269 --> 00:40:26,645 SARA: Hari's death is an unexpected tragedy. 642 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,061 The next 24 hours 643 00:40:28,144 --> 00:40:31,144 and the way we respond to this are defining. 644 00:40:32,103 --> 00:40:33,436 Do not speak to the press. 645 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,770 I'd rather you didn't speak to anyone outside of the office. 646 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:38,311 For now, 647 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:40,978 this is about respect. 648 00:40:41,061 --> 00:40:43,978 There will be an inquiry into the circumstances. 649 00:40:45,603 --> 00:40:48,853 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 650 00:41:03,103 --> 00:41:04,853 KENNY KILBANE: Colin, you big wanker. 651 00:41:06,478 --> 00:41:08,395 ERIC: I think it makes sense to close your eyes 652 00:41:08,478 --> 00:41:09,645 and let it happen. 653 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,645 Market seems maxed out by policy, 654 00:41:11,728 --> 00:41:14,019 but genuinely thinking of correction, she's... 655 00:41:15,645 --> 00:41:17,561 I-- I agree, I agree. 656 00:41:17,645 --> 00:41:20,019 They're called scale tension because they're pulling up. 657 00:41:32,061 --> 00:41:35,520 Uh, HungerFix's flight got cancelled. 658 00:41:35,603 --> 00:41:37,061 They're in on Monday. 659 00:41:41,228 --> 00:41:42,395 (INHALES) 660 00:41:43,395 --> 00:41:46,103 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 661 00:42:07,645 --> 00:42:10,228 (TV HOST 1 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 662 00:42:10,770 --> 00:42:12,436 (LAUGHTER ON TV) 663 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,645 Do you... 664 00:42:16,019 --> 00:42:17,603 want to talk about, you know? 665 00:42:20,687 --> 00:42:24,937 (TV HOST 2 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 666 00:42:49,269 --> 00:42:50,812 Turn it up, mate. 667 00:42:59,395 --> 00:43:02,103 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 668 00:43:40,478 --> 00:43:45,311 -(VACUUM HUMMING) -(BOTTLES JANGLING) 669 00:43:51,853 --> 00:43:54,186 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 670 00:44:03,186 --> 00:44:05,353 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 671 00:44:05,436 --> 00:44:06,770 What the fuck are you doing? 672 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:09,144 MAN: If I'm sounding frustrated, it's 'cause I am frustrated! 673 00:44:09,228 --> 00:44:12,978 MAEVE: Apparently, he just fucking died. Like, collapsed. 674 00:44:13,061 --> 00:44:15,978 -YASMIN: It's fucking scary. -MAEVE: Lesson is, 675 00:44:16,061 --> 00:44:18,228 don't hire people who really need the job. 676 00:44:18,311 --> 00:44:19,645 YASMIN: What does that mean? 677 00:44:19,728 --> 00:44:22,186 MAEVE: I mean, certain types of people feel the need 678 00:44:22,269 --> 00:44:24,812 to overcompensate, because they feel inadequate. 679 00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:28,228 -It's also bad for us. -YASMIN: How do you mean? 680 00:44:28,311 --> 00:44:29,978 MAEVE: Take the girl with the nose ring. 681 00:44:30,061 --> 00:44:33,144 Isn't it impossible to compete with this girl's narrative? 682 00:44:33,228 --> 00:44:34,937 I mean, everything's aligned for her. 683 00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:36,395 You know nothing about her. 684 00:44:36,478 --> 00:44:38,478 Well, I know she went to a shit uni, 685 00:44:38,561 --> 00:44:39,728 and I know she's black. 686 00:44:39,812 --> 00:44:42,395 And I know those things are mutually exclusive, sure, 687 00:44:42,478 --> 00:44:45,269 but together... tick, tick. 688 00:44:45,353 --> 00:44:49,019 -YASMIN: You are fucking vile. -(LAUGHS) Oh, come on. 689 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,978 It's just... realistic. 690 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,103 (TOILET FLUSHING) 691 00:45:02,228 --> 00:45:03,186 (SOAP DISPENSER RATTLES) 692 00:45:03,269 --> 00:45:04,937 (WATER RUNNING) 693 00:45:06,061 --> 00:45:07,395 I'm so sorry, uh... 694 00:45:09,436 --> 00:45:11,603 I was the less cunty one. (CHUCKLES) 695 00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:13,395 -(WATER STOPS) -It's fine. 696 00:45:17,561 --> 00:45:19,436 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 697 00:45:21,645 --> 00:45:23,269 ERIC: It's not the correct trade anyway. 698 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:26,269 When do I ever have you on the wrong side of anything? 699 00:45:26,353 --> 00:45:29,603 I know. Tragic. All right, catch you later. 700 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,645 (BEEPS) 701 00:45:31,728 --> 00:45:34,269 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 702 00:45:39,144 --> 00:45:41,603 (OFFICE CHATTER FADES) 703 00:45:47,978 --> 00:45:49,103 (PHONE BEEPS) 704 00:45:49,770 --> 00:45:51,478 (RINGING) 705 00:45:52,269 --> 00:45:53,561 -NICOLE: Hello? -Nicole, hi, 706 00:45:53,645 --> 00:45:55,186 it's Harper from Pierpoint. 707 00:45:55,269 --> 00:45:56,645 That option idea we talked about? 708 00:45:56,728 --> 00:45:58,353 NICOLE: It was a fun night. 709 00:46:00,103 --> 00:46:02,520 Let's go for it in half a yard. 710 00:46:02,603 --> 00:46:05,186 -HARPER: Rishi? Rishi? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 711 00:46:05,269 --> 00:46:07,770 Rishi, I said your fucking name, dude. 712 00:46:07,853 --> 00:46:10,228 Can you price that option idea we talked about, half yard? 713 00:46:10,311 --> 00:46:12,144 No way. It's wingier than the fucking lottery. 714 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,144 And how the hell have you got someone to buy an option 715 00:46:14,228 --> 00:46:15,728 on treasury yields hitting four percent? 716 00:46:15,812 --> 00:46:17,603 I told her that eventually the US is going to war 717 00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:20,687 in the South China Sea. When they do, this pays out. 718 00:46:22,978 --> 00:46:25,978 (SMACKS LIPS) All right. Can do it in half her amount. 719 00:46:26,061 --> 00:46:27,186 Nicole, can we do half? 720 00:46:27,269 --> 00:46:28,937 NICOLE: No. You want to write my business, 721 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,311 you fill me on my first order. 722 00:46:30,395 --> 00:46:32,561 -In full. -Two secs. 723 00:46:32,645 --> 00:46:34,728 -Need it in full, can you help? -No fucking way. 724 00:46:34,812 --> 00:46:36,019 I can't price it without losing money. 725 00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:38,103 -That's half a billion. -The client will not hear "no," 726 00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:39,728 and I'm not interested in that either. 727 00:46:41,311 --> 00:46:43,311 Offer is five beeps. 728 00:46:43,395 --> 00:46:45,269 -Offer is five basis points. -NICOLE: Too high. 729 00:46:45,353 --> 00:46:46,812 I'll pay four cents in up to 250. 730 00:46:46,895 --> 00:46:49,186 -Work the balance with you. -Can't do five. Four, please. 731 00:46:49,269 --> 00:46:51,645 If they're paying for your idea, make them fucking pay. 732 00:46:51,728 --> 00:46:52,812 Four cents. 733 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:57,228 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 734 00:46:59,561 --> 00:47:00,687 Four cents. 735 00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:05,269 Because I'm excellent, four cents. 736 00:47:06,269 --> 00:47:07,561 Do I just say, "Done"? 737 00:47:07,645 --> 00:47:10,603 -"Half a yard done, four cents." -Half a yard done, four cents. 738 00:47:11,812 --> 00:47:13,144 NICOLE: Let's see where this takes us. 739 00:47:13,228 --> 00:47:16,228 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(OFFICE CHATTER RESUMES) 740 00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,603 (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) 741 00:47:20,687 --> 00:47:23,269 Do not forget how this feels right now. 742 00:47:23,353 --> 00:47:25,603 You are a world killer. 743 00:47:25,687 --> 00:47:28,353 -Now I see you. -HARPER: Thank you. 744 00:47:28,436 --> 00:47:30,186 Why is there a ring in your nose? 745 00:47:30,269 --> 00:47:31,603 What are you, cattle? 746 00:47:39,603 --> 00:47:42,645 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 747 00:47:56,937 --> 00:47:58,687 Welcome to the Shangri-La Hotel. 748 00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:01,353 Can I get a room for the night? Just the night. 749 00:48:01,436 --> 00:48:02,645 Somewhere else. 750 00:48:05,311 --> 00:48:06,937 We have the Southwark Suite. 751 00:48:08,937 --> 00:48:10,103 Let's do it. 752 00:48:15,478 --> 00:48:19,103 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 753 00:49:02,812 --> 00:49:06,228 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 754 00:49:19,937 --> 00:49:22,019 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 755 00:50:26,436 --> 00:50:29,186 ♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 756 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:31,269 HARPER STERN: I've carried the culture of the firm, 757 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,770 led with integrity and thought like an owner. 758 00:50:34,311 --> 00:50:35,395 It's in my blood. 759 00:50:35,895 --> 00:50:37,228 I'm a Pierpoint person. 760 00:50:39,144 --> 00:50:41,186 ERIC TAO: There are many aspects of this job 761 00:50:41,269 --> 00:50:43,436 that you'll learn by osmosis. 762 00:50:44,311 --> 00:50:45,395 HARPER: He makes me feel... 763 00:50:46,269 --> 00:50:47,269 Special? 764 00:50:47,937 --> 00:50:50,770 WOMAN: Are you're still the lunch girl? 765 00:50:52,603 --> 00:50:53,937 KENNY KILBANE: It's just not a cultural fit. 766 00:50:54,603 --> 00:50:55,937 Well, maybe I'll talk about my perspective 767 00:50:56,019 --> 00:50:57,103 on the cultural fit. 768 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,144 The Guardian have run an article this morning. 769 00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,895 MAN: The rats are leaving the ship. 770 00:51:06,144 --> 00:51:08,687 This is still very much a belly to belly business. 771 00:51:10,228 --> 00:51:11,561 WOMAN 2: It's cute that you're living together, 772 00:51:11,645 --> 00:51:13,311 but keep it professional at work. 773 00:51:14,561 --> 00:51:16,019 MAN 2: We're asking graduates whether they neglected 774 00:51:16,103 --> 00:51:18,019 to mention anything on their applications. 775 00:51:19,812 --> 00:51:21,269 You didn't leave anything out, did you? 776 00:51:22,478 --> 00:51:24,978 WOMAN 3: You are looking more and more like Pierpoint people. 777 00:51:25,061 --> 00:51:26,520 (LAUGHS) 778 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,770 What would you do if they just let you go next week? 779 00:51:30,395 --> 00:51:32,436 I'd think of all the wasted opportunities. 780 00:51:36,687 --> 00:51:38,311 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 55877

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