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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,743 People always say there's no such thing as the perfect crime. 2 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,163 But I don't agree with that. 3 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,125 If you plan things carefully enough... 4 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:46,086 if you think through every last detail... 5 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,963 if you have nerves of steel... 6 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,341 if you can remain calm no matter what happens... 7 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,719 there should be no problem you can't handle. 8 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,388 It's really all a matter of character. 9 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,724 Of course, if I had any character... 10 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:02,019 I wouldn't have stolen $2 million from my boss. 11 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,648 Christmas Eve. 12 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,567 Ho, ho, fucking ho. 13 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,392 Well? How did it go? 14 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,229 Good. Went good. 15 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,440 How much? 16 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,775 A lot. 17 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,823 Am I going to have to slap the shit out of you? How much? 18 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:23,577 Vic, it's a great big fucking pile of money. 19 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,955 $2,147,000 and change. 20 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,349 My God, we're actually doing this. 21 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,393 No, we're not doing it. 22 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:50,979 It's already done. 23 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:04,201 Look, don't be so worried. The hard part's done already. 24 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,119 Everything worked just like you said it would. 25 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,163 Yeah. I guess. 26 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,750 Just act normal for a few hours and we're home free. 27 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,669 - Okay? - Okay. 28 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,962 Okay. 29 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,012 You want to take the money and not me? 30 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,389 You want to take the money? 31 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,392 No. I don't know. I was just... 32 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,435 Well, if you want to take the money... 33 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,354 I mean, if you think you can do a better job... 34 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,939 of guarding $2 million... 35 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:36,817 No, no, no. It should be you. It should be you. 36 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,403 It's just we didn't discuss that. 37 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,571 Are we through discussing it? 38 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,573 Or is there more to say on the subject? 39 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,410 No, we're done. 40 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,829 Cool. Okay, shut the door. 41 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,414 - Okay. - Okay. And, Charlie. 42 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,165 - Yeah? - Act normal. 43 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:53,959 Yeah. 44 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,703 Oh, good! Good. No, no, no. 45 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,663 No, no. That's none of your business. 46 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:35,125 That's none of your fucking business, all right? 47 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,127 I don't give a shit, you toothless old whore. 48 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,394 Mom. Mom, I gotta go. 49 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,397 Don't you ever touch her again! 50 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:01,276 Sidney! Sidney! No! No! 51 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,528 Don't hurt him. 52 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,739 Jeez, it's Christmas. 53 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,407 I love you. 54 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,202 Don't be an asshole. 55 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,579 Giselle, come on, hop up there. 56 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,959 Merry Christmas, Sidney. 57 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,004 Hi, Charlie. Didn't see you come in. 58 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,839 Who gave Rusti the shiner? 59 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,426 Her asshole boyfriend. Some dipshit guitar player. 60 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,387 I swear to God, if he comes in here again... 61 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,888 I'm gonna break his fucking fingers. 62 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,397 Jesus, look at this place. 63 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:39,856 Just 'cause it's Christmas... 64 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,025 people all of a sudden can't look at tits and ass? 65 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,361 - Hi, Renata. - Hello, Counselor. 66 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,862 Not drinking tonight? 67 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,156 Just watching the floorshow. 68 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:51,368 Sidney, get my favorite crooked lawyer a beer. 69 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,370 Actually, I'll take a rum. 70 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,371 Rum? 71 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,541 - Rum and what? - Got any pineapple juice? 72 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,211 If you got one of those little plastic umbrellas... 73 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,380 you can put that thing in there. 74 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,009 What? 75 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,138 You look like the cat that swallowed the canary, is what. 76 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,141 Like you're about to belch a feather. 77 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:20,397 Been working on this acquisition deal for a while... 78 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,066 and it finally came through, so.... 79 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:24,568 Is this a Bill Guerrard thing? 80 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,154 No, this is a.... No. 81 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,366 Charlie Arglist. 82 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,618 Man of mystery. 83 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,622 This mean you're rich, Charlie? 84 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:39,499 'Cause if you are, we could run away together. 85 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,585 It's a thought. 86 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,463 Leaving Wichita. 87 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,174 Damn right, it's a thought. 88 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,469 Come the first of the year, there'll be no more nude dancing in the city. 89 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,387 Which means I'm fucked. 90 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,223 And don't tell me, "Move out to the county," either. 91 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,976 Because Bill Guerrard's got the county all to himself. 92 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,812 And I don't think he's looking for competition. 93 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,064 Isn't that right, Charlie? 94 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,941 You should let me help you out. 95 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,528 If I was real smart, I'd see this as an opportunity. 96 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,907 - I could, you know. - Could what? 97 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,076 - Help you. - You, Charlie? 98 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:17,120 If you had that photo.... 99 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,376 Of Councilman Williams and Cupcake? 100 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,465 Vic's got that photo. 101 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,383 And I know he won't give it to me... 102 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,261 because I've asked him nice and he just won't. 103 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,055 Well, he wouldn't have to know. 104 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,557 That would be just about... 105 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,852 the nicest Christmas present you could give me, Charlie. 106 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:45,357 I'd have to think of something extra nice to give you in return. 107 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,949 No. Forget it. 108 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,619 I appreciate the thought, but you'd be getting in way over your head. 109 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:01,122 Vic Cavanaugh and Bill Guerrard eat guys like you for lunch. 110 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,999 - Sidney. - Yo. 111 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,377 I'll be back later to close up. 112 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,049 It's against my religion to give out personal advice... 113 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,760 but you should either sober up or get real drunk. 114 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:33,947 That's fucking horrible. Toss it and give me a beer. 115 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,893 Have you seen Charlie tonight? 116 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,815 No. You just missed him. 117 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,109 How about Vic? Seen Vic? 118 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,111 No. Not yet. 119 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,405 Of course, it is Christmas. 120 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,035 Yeah, right. Christmas. 121 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:37,594 "As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls." 122 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,389 What sort of fucking moron would write such a thing? 123 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,439 Roy Gelles is in town. 124 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,109 Vic, did you hear me? 125 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,569 Roy Gelles is in town. 126 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,821 - So what? - So he's looking for us. 127 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,032 So maybe he knows. That's what. 128 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,617 Roy Gelles doesn't know shit. 129 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,410 Roy Gelles knows what Bill Guerrard tells him. 130 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,412 And Bill doesn't know shit either, so chill out. 131 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,373 Then what is he doing in town on Christmas Eve? 132 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,333 Thank you, sweetie. I appreciate it. 133 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,378 He's got a daughter in town. Maybe he's visiting her. 134 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,462 Like you said, it's Christmas. 135 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,798 That still doesn't explain why he's at the Sweet Cage. 136 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,050 Listen, Charlie, don't go squirrelly on me now, okay? 137 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,802 Just stick to the plan. 138 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,180 Maybe we should leave now. 139 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,390 Well, we're not going to. 140 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,017 In case you haven't noticed, it's a fucking hockey rink out there. 141 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,644 Oh, my God, what have I done? 142 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,020 - What? - Nothing. 143 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,106 They say the rain is supposed to stop by midnight. 144 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,400 By 5:00 in the morning, we're in Kansas City... 145 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,568 where we enjoy a leisurely breakfast at the airport... 146 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,612 and by 8:00, we're on a plane to someplace warm... 147 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,407 where it's against the fucking law to rain, okay? 148 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,616 Click. 149 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,868 Vic? Vic? 150 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,623 Fuck me. 151 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,384 Fuck. 152 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,387 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 153 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,892 Hi, Mr. Arglist. I didn't recognize you. 154 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:08,977 Hi. 155 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,688 Yeah. Boy, I didn't realize how slippery that was. 156 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,108 Yeah. Didn't you notice all the cars off the side of the road? 157 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,444 I wasn't paying close enough attention, I guess. 158 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,406 - You going somewhere, Mr. Arglist? - No. 159 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,701 Hey, none of my business, right? 160 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,119 I'd be careful, though. 161 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,621 We're gonna have this freezing rain on and off all night... 162 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,415 so I'd stay off the road... 163 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,377 and probably take it easy with that, too. 164 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,379 The next guy who pulls you over... 165 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,757 might be somebody who don't know any better. 166 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,175 I definitely owe you one. 167 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,344 All right. It's Tyler. It's R.P. Tyler. 168 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,138 Remember my name to Mr. Guerrard. 169 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,389 I will. 170 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,974 What is it? 171 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,519 Just kidding. Just kidding. 172 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,272 - Have a merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 173 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,107 Dickhead. 174 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,616 I'm not working Christmas for no fucking money, Dennis. 175 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,950 I'm not. 176 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,952 I could be at home spending Christmas with my kids. 177 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,206 Your kids with your husband, Francie. They in Denver. 178 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,208 Fuck you very much for throwing that in my face. 179 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,543 Look, you can cry all you want, but you're still going on. 180 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,796 You've been here long enough to know the goddamn drill. 181 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,298 You wanna work on the hot nights, you gotta work on the cold. 182 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,633 Fuck it, Dennis. 183 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,761 I'm not paying Bill Guerrard a $100 stage rental fee... 184 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:28,556 so some old pervert can look at my twat on Christmas fucking Eve! 185 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,849 Go dance. 186 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,768 Tell you what. Since it's Christmas Eve... 187 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,394 stage rental's on the house. 188 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,897 Hi, Charlie. I didn't see you come in. 189 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,940 Hi. 190 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,024 You mean it? 191 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,609 Uh-huh. 192 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,985 Gee, thanks. 193 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,409 Since when are you a friend of the working girl? 194 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,205 It's Christmas, Dennis. It's God's birthday. 195 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,761 Well, hello there, Councilman. 196 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,557 So, Dennis, you're saying you haven't seen Charlie, huh? 197 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,017 Charlie? No. Why do you ask? 198 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,603 How about Vic Cavanaugh? You seen him? 199 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,398 Dude, I don't do henchmen, man. I do strippers. 200 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,374 Hey, Frankie. Is Vic around? 201 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,042 He's sitting over there. 202 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,378 - Let me get you a drink. - Thanks. 203 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,714 Victor. 204 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,263 You know, us being seen together, tonight of all nights... 205 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,848 is probably not so smart. 206 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,433 I would have called... 207 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,686 but I had a bit of a situation. 208 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,941 So, guess who's over at the Tease. 209 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,319 Roy Gelles. I just spoke to him. 210 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,529 - You just spoke to him? - Yeah, I spoke to him. 211 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,781 Come on, man. What the fuck.... What did he say? 212 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,368 What's wrong with you? He just called to wish me a merry Christmas. 213 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,745 What did you say? 214 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,455 Well, I wished him a merry Christmas. 215 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,748 What did he say? 216 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,416 What the hell are you so worried about? 217 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,127 Vic, I sue people for a living. 218 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,379 You sell them pornography. 219 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,173 Roy hurts people. 220 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:29,177 He makes it so their knees and elbows bend in both directions. 221 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,386 That worries me. 222 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,555 Let me ask you something. 223 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,100 Did I make a mistake when I made you my partner in this deal? 224 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,312 You didn't make me your partner. I am the one who showed you... 225 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,190 how to steal $2 million worth of Bill Guerrard's money. 226 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,360 Then I showed you how to do it so he wouldn't know what you'd done... 227 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,736 till it was too late. 228 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,155 What we've done, okay? 229 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,532 Remember that. What we've done. 230 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,701 And here's the thing about what we've done. 231 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,370 Mr. Arglist? 232 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,247 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 233 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,127 Left to yourself, you'd still be on a barstool... 234 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,922 thinking about how it could be done... 235 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,008 if somebody had the balls to do it. Which is me. 236 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,803 Don't poke, Vic, okay? I get it. 237 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,145 Hello. 238 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,981 Yeah. 239 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,401 I know that. I know that. 240 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,863 I know that, too. 241 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,790 All right, I gotta get out of here. 242 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,334 So, I'll meet you at the Velvet Touch at 1:00. 243 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,503 - Just like we planned, all right? - Who was that? 244 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,424 Not that it's any of your fucking business. 245 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,467 That was my wife. 246 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,678 Thank you. Thank you, sweetie. 247 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,641 The lovely Gladys, of whom you've heard me speak over the years... 248 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,685 with tenderness and affection. 249 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,770 She was wondering if I'm gonna be home... 250 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,605 in time for midnight worship. 251 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,693 - I thought that's who you were.... - Oh, having dinner with? No, no. 252 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,570 See, Gladys is on the Subway Diet. 253 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,322 She has a couple of foot-longs at lunch, couple at dinner. 254 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,867 Buys her clothes from Omar the Tentmaker. 255 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,286 But perhaps I'm being unkind. 256 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,288 Anyway, let me out of here. 257 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,878 - Hey, Vic. - Yeah? 258 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,382 If you wouldn't mind, you know, in case we get separated... 259 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,718 tell me where the money is. 260 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,470 Excuse me, Mr. Arglist. 261 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,097 That's hilarious. 262 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,016 - He's something else. - Yeah. 263 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,934 Mr. Arglist, I wonder if I might have a word? 264 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,394 Sure. Vic! 265 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,022 Mr. Arglist, I'm sorry to bother you. 266 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,066 I believe you can help us. 267 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,486 Peter Van Heuten is a friend of yours, right? 268 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,029 Yes. 269 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,989 He's in no shape to drive-- 270 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,408 Charlie fucking Arglist! 271 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,287 Yo ho ho, mo-fo! What are you doing here, man? 272 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,331 - Hiya, Pete. - Merry Christmas! 273 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,375 It's good to see you! Good to see you! 274 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,961 What are you doing here, man? The real people are in there. 275 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,379 Let's go in here. 276 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,383 Everybody, I want you to meet.... Listen up, a friend of mine.... 277 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,386 This is Charlie Arglist, the most talented and handsome... 278 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,972 mob lawyer in all of Kansas. 279 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,101 I really wish you wouldn't do that. Come on. 280 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,354 Come on. That was Vic Cavanaugh you were hanging out with back there. 281 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,439 - So what? - Hey, let me ask you a question. 282 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,483 Is it true that one time... 283 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,611 he cut the hand off of somebody who stuck their fingers... 284 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,073 up the twazzallah of a dancer over at Tease-O-Rama? 285 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,241 Look around at the bar. 286 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,910 Do you see a lot of one-armed men in here? 287 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,537 Because if they chopped off the hand... 288 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,413 of every guy who tried that with a stripper... 289 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,415 half the men in Wichita would be wearing hooks. 290 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,585 Are you trying to tell me that these are just normal guys you work for? 291 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,837 What are you doing here? 292 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,089 Trying to get my ashes hauled, like everybody else! 293 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,091 Noël, Joyeux Noël! 294 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,218 It's all right. He's drunk. 295 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,221 Sarabeth isn't performing that function anymore? 296 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:04,016 Did she do that for you oftentimes... 297 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,393 throughout your saga? 298 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,645 Occasionally. Not very often. 299 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,273 Is she still wearing flannel to bed? 300 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,399 Silly me. 301 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,901 I thought, until I met and married Sarabeth... 302 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,653 that it was only little children... 303 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:19,323 who wore those things with the feet sewn on the bottom. 304 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,700 You could have warned me about that. 305 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,660 And I'm actually being kind of serious here. 306 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,412 I tried to, Pete. I really did. 307 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,664 Yeah, bullshit. I was the end of your alimony problem. 308 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,375 - That's what I was. - Like hell. You were in love. 309 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,501 With my wife. 310 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,004 Love. 311 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,132 Someday somebody is going to tally up the cost... 312 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,342 of that particular illusion. 313 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,597 - Hey. - Yeah? 314 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,348 Did you ever go and.... 315 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,268 - The strippers? - Yeah, occasionally. 316 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,477 - Yeah? - Yeah, sure. 317 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,104 When I'm really desperate... 318 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,440 or completely shit-faced, or generally have my head up my ass. 319 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,234 I'm all those three things right now, baby. Let's go! 320 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,736 So how you doing otherwise, buddy? 321 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,405 Great. Great. Really great. 322 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,409 Drawing a lot of buildings. Making a fucking fortune. 323 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,663 Well, listen. I gotta make a phone call. 324 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:11,125 If you just hold down the fort here and remain calm. 325 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,460 Remain calm. 326 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,923 Big mob lawyer. 327 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,894 - Sweet Cage. - Sidney, is Renata back yet? 328 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,939 No. She just called. Said she's on her way. 329 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,565 All right, listen... 330 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,817 when she gets back, you tell her I have that present... 331 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,195 that I mentioned for her earlier and not to leave. 332 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,404 Okay? Bye. 333 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,657 - Mr. Arglist. - Councilman. 334 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,367 I wonder if we might have a quiet word. 335 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,868 Actually, I'm kind of-- 336 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:50,081 Would you be good enough to deliver a message from me to Mr. Guerrard? 337 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,921 Wichita is a community of good people, Mr. Arglist. 338 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,130 Christian people. 339 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,883 Yeah, half of them are in this very bar trying to get laid. 340 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,762 That may well be. But my point is, some time ago... 341 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:09,016 in a moment of weakness, I did a very foolish thing. 342 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,394 And that foolish thing was photographed. 343 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:15,356 I believe that photo is in the possession of a Mr. Vic Cavanaugh... 344 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,818 an associate of yours, who refuses to surrender it... 345 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:22,196 despite several generous offers for its purchase... 346 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,407 the last of which, delivered not 10 minutes ago. 347 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,158 People can be stubborn. 348 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,413 Do you think Mr. Guerrard would be able to persuade Mr. Cavanaugh... 349 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:35,418 to reconsider if he understood his own interests in the matter? 350 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,964 Well, Mr. Guerrard is one of the most persuasive men I know. 351 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,675 What kind of figures are we talking about here? 352 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,385 Are we talking about four? Five? Six? 353 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,388 Five, Mr. Arglist. Low five. 354 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,350 Councilman, I think the photo in question... 355 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,394 might be closer than you can possibly imagine. 356 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,940 - You've given me hope, Mr. Arglist. - Merry Christmas. 357 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:01,277 Wonderful season, isn't it? So full of mutual understanding. 358 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,570 Yeah. 359 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,871 You gotta know the whole culture is in the toilet... 360 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,416 if a guy dressed like that can get laid in a place like this. 361 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,544 Hey, you're flipping off the mob here, just so you know. 362 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,297 Did I mention to you that I really wish you wouldn't do that? 363 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,381 Yeah. 364 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,427 - M-O-B, mob. Okay? - All right, let's go. 365 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,429 Right back at you, huh? 366 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,057 And there, that one, too. There, see? 367 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,541 That's my chair in there. 368 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,836 You wanna know the truth? 369 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,340 I can't fill it. 370 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,679 Neither could I, if it makes you feel any better. 371 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,099 Listen, Charlie. 372 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,352 Before we go in, there's something I have to tell you. 373 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,356 It's been on my conscience, and you can punch me if you want to. 374 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,358 I don't think I'm gonna want to. 375 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:27,363 Back when you and Sarabeth were still married that last year... 376 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,574 she and I were fucking. 377 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,994 No kidding? 378 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:40,126 Like minks. Everywhere. Kitchen table, your bed, garage. 379 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,544 Wow. 380 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,381 Jesus, Charlie, we were friends. 381 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,966 It doesn't make you angry? 382 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,718 Actually, it makes me curious. 383 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,306 Makes me wonder who she's fucking now. 384 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,939 Yo ho ho! Merry fucking Christmas! 385 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,402 Guess who I brought with me? Ghost of Christmas Past. 386 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,407 Marley! Get the fuck in here. 387 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,617 Hey, everybody. 388 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,120 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 389 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,375 Hello, Charlie. 390 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,544 Come in and have a piece of pie. 391 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,546 Hi, Dottie. No, thank you. I'm fine. 392 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,340 I just wanted to stop in and wish you all a very merry-- 393 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,260 Screw the pie, you old harpy. We're here for dinner. 394 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,597 Turkey, cranberry, stuffing, the works! 395 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,765 Thanks. Yeah. 396 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:43,189 Yeah. Motherfucker. Yeah. 397 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,400 Turkey-alurkey. 398 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,152 Pathetic. 399 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,404 What did you say, Stan? 400 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,407 You two are pathetic. Makes me ashamed to be a man. 401 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,036 I'm pathetic? I'm pathetic? 402 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,413 Who paid for that hip replacement... 403 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,582 your insurance company wouldn't cover, huh? 404 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,084 Dad, tell me that! 405 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,422 And who took care of your mortgage payments when you were recuperating? 406 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,382 And when you're done with that... 407 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,093 maybe you could explain to me who it was... 408 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,054 raised his only daughter... 409 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:19,058 to be a cold, gossiping, hypocritical bitch! 410 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,401 - So, Spence, how you doing? - Go to hell. 411 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,280 Don't you talk to your father that way. 412 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:36,242 He's not my father. He didn't even send us presents this year. 413 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,618 I hate his guts. 414 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,246 Is that right, Charlie? 415 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,581 You didn't even send them any Christmas presents? 416 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,792 No. Christmas is tomorrow. 417 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,419 Guess what, Daddy? I was in the Christmas play. 418 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,504 So what? 419 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,507 All you were was Tiny Tim's sister, and you didn't even have any lines! 420 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:52,967 And he didn't even come to watch! 421 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,594 He would have, but Mommy didn't send an invitation! 422 00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,099 I'm sorry, Charlie, but maybe you should go now. 423 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,269 And perhaps you would give Pete a ride home? 424 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,147 Sarabeth and the children will be staying here tonight. 425 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,816 - Okay. - Yeah. 426 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:09,942 Listen, sweetie, I'm gonna go... 427 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,236 and I'm going to come back and visit you tomorrow, all right? 428 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,614 Don't believe him, Melissa. He's lying. All he ever does is lie. 429 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,824 Shut up! 430 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,827 Merry Christmas, Charlie. 431 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,175 On the whole, I thought that went well. 432 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,136 Yeah, it's good to see the family. 433 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,306 What do you say, one more drink? The night is young. 434 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,809 - All right, one more, that's it. - Okay. One more. 435 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,407 Melissa really misses you. 436 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,327 Not Spencer. He hates me. 437 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,832 You just gotta give him time. He'll come around. 438 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,002 Your leaving came at an awkward age for him. 439 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,004 A clean break is best. 440 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,883 No, a clean break is easiest. On you. 441 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,011 Oh. 442 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,222 Are you saying you have no regrets? 443 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,391 Don't believe in them. 444 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:27,895 Bullshit. Everybody has regrets. 445 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,815 Guys our age, what else is there? 446 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,948 I ever tell you my father was a twin? 447 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,618 - Identical? - Fraternal. 448 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:45,412 Looked a lot alike, though, him and my uncle. 449 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,998 Different temperaments completely. 450 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,542 My father, he's a cop. 451 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,379 By-the-book guy. 452 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,383 Believed in the law. Wanted his only son to be a lawyer. 453 00:27:57,425 --> 00:28:00,094 Drank in moderation, didn't smoke. 454 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,846 Kept up his life insurance premiums. 455 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,933 Voted in every election, not just for president. 456 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:09,103 Let me guess. Uncle didn't vote. 457 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,398 He said he didn't want to encourage the bastards. 458 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,526 In and out of jail from the time he was 16... 459 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,404 drunk all the time, fucked everything that walked. 460 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,865 Won a fortune playing poker, lost it all the same way. 461 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,159 Lost an eye in a fight. Half his life-- 462 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,413 So what you're trying to say is, you take after your uncle. 463 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,374 I wasn't finished. 464 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,377 My father was 54... 465 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,797 when he died of a massive embolism, right here in Wichita. 466 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,385 My uncle died the very next day... 467 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,097 in a car wreck in California. 468 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,393 So the point is... 469 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,396 it is futile to regret. 470 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,359 You do one thing, you do another... 471 00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,695 I mean, so what? 472 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,115 What's the difference? Same result. 473 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,791 How many of these lights you gonna sit through? 474 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,377 See if I tell you another fucking story. 475 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:20,632 Sorry, guys, we're closed. 476 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,218 - We just want one drink. - Each. 477 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:28,140 My friend's a mobster. You might know that, you might not. 478 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:31,977 I'll tell you what. I'll give you one, on the house... 479 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,437 if you drink it up and leave. 480 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,272 But I'm not opening my register back up. 481 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,149 Thank you, gorgeous. 482 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:41,445 Do you know where this last drink is going to take me? 483 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,323 To that perfect stage of drunkenness. 484 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,742 And then, do you know what I'm going to do? 485 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:51,246 I'm going to go straight home, go to bed, and dream of you. 486 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,377 I don't think I'd pursue that particular line. 487 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,254 - You with him? - Yeah. 488 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,632 Makes no difference. It's okay. 489 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,759 It's a free country. 490 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,929 And any man can dream anything he wants to dream. 491 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,388 And tonight I'm gonna dream of you. 492 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,390 All right, I gotta make a phone call. I'll be right back. 493 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:11,767 Okay, behave yourself. 494 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,020 - Sweet Cage. - Sidney, is Renata back yet? 495 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,563 No. Not yet. 496 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,401 But you won't believe who just walked in. 497 00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:23,946 - Roy Gelles? - No. Forget Roy Gelles, will you? 498 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,989 That fucking guitar player. 499 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,033 The one who gave Rusti the black eye. 500 00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,409 What's going on? 501 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:30,786 I swear to God... 502 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:34,581 if he gives Rusti any trouble, I'm gonna break his fucking fingers. 503 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,874 What's your name, jock strap? 504 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,376 Which hand should I break? 505 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,503 I don't have the answer to that question, Sidney. 506 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,797 Listen, when Renata gets back in, just tell her-- 507 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,507 I know. You got a present for her. 508 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,759 I hope you don't think she's gonna fuck you, Charlie. 509 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,387 - Think it's out of the question? - Absolutely. 510 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,639 Merry Christmas, Sidney. 511 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,392 Yeah. Merry Christmas, Charlie. 512 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,564 Would you like to know what you're going to be wearing... 513 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:01,400 - in my little dream? - Disregard him. 514 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,818 Hmm.... 515 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,989 That fish necklace, and that's it. 516 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:09,658 Completely disregard him tonight. He's drunk. 517 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:13,412 Except for that necklace, you're gonna be one naked little Christian. 518 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,417 Pete, not that you're asking for my advice... 519 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:21,837 but, listen, I would shut the fuck up right now. 520 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,213 Shhh. 521 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,381 Yeah. 522 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:28,385 - Hey. Sporty Nuts. - Pete. 523 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:32,973 If you don't get laid tonight, fish necklace or no... 524 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,350 it's 'cause you're not trying, my son. 525 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,060 Pete, I hope you're listening to me. 526 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:39,646 And if you play your cards right... 527 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:42,983 this hot-assed little Jesus freak... 528 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:47,487 just might initiate you into the Campus Crusade for Cunnilingus. 529 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,284 Do you notice that I am practicing non-violent resistance... 530 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,662 in honor of the Christmas holiday? 531 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,415 Because that's the way... 532 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:02,377 baby Jesus would have wanted me to do it. 533 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,968 That was unpleasant. I think I scraped my tummy. 534 00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,188 Oh, my nuts. 535 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:28,403 I got it. I got it. 536 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,405 - You sure? - I got it. 537 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,495 Oh, fuck. 538 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,803 Jesus Christ, Pete, you had the whole goddamn parking lot. 539 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,138 Why did you have to throw up in the car? 540 00:32:55,264 --> 00:33:00,102 I think that boy drove one of my testicles up into my body cavity. 541 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,561 Are you sure? 542 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,398 I don't know where else it could be. 543 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,149 Okay, bounce me. 544 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,404 Again, again. 545 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,993 Now, three times fast. Three times fast! 546 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,085 If you're trying to shake the money out of his pockets... 547 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,754 you gotta turn him upside down first. 548 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,382 Right. 549 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,093 Think that did it. 550 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,388 One, two. Yup. 551 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,640 We did it. 552 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,851 You have a good night, Mr. Arglist. 553 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,477 Good night, now. 554 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:02,122 Take me home, buddy. I know my limit. 555 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,416 You are home, for Christ's sake, Pete. 556 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,382 Pants, pants, pants. 557 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,470 I got it, I got it, I got it. 558 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,139 Do you remember when you used to live here? 559 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,682 - Do you remember? - Yeah. I remember. 560 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,726 - This used to be your house. - Come on. 561 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,645 I got it, I got it, I got it. 562 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,855 I know the way. 563 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,982 - Are you sure? - Buddy, I got it. 564 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,860 - All right. - I got it, okay. 565 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:37,407 Man down. 566 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,036 Man down. 567 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,791 I thought I had it. 568 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,501 But I didn't. 569 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:50,212 I didn't have it. 570 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,052 Man still down. 571 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,388 Man remains down. 572 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,391 Get some rest, pal. 573 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,321 Stop! Stop it! 574 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,908 Oh, fuck! 575 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,204 Oh, my God! 576 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,206 Hi, Rusti. Is Renata inside? 577 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,749 Oh, fuck! 578 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,627 - Charlie, did you meet Donny? - Ronny. 579 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:16,256 Yeah. Donny had this giant crush on me back in high school. 580 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,549 Only I had no idea. 581 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:20,468 We had two classes together, chemistry and something else. 582 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:21,803 We can't remember. 583 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,847 Anyway, so we're talking... 584 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,391 and remembering old times, and guess what? 585 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,393 We're getting married. 586 00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:29,895 Oh, fuck! 587 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,605 - Great. - Oh, God! 588 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:36,735 Listen. Let this night be a reminder to you... 589 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:41,448 when you think about using her as a punching bag. All right? 590 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,617 All right? Don't.... All right? 591 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,411 - Sidney. - All right. 592 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,373 - You do hear that siren, right? - Yeah, yeah. 593 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,877 Look, Charlie, my blood was up, you know? 594 00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,379 My mother's always telling me I need to work on my anger. 595 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,590 Channel my energies into something more positive. 596 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,175 Makes me want to slap her silly. 597 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,385 Jesus Christ, Sidney, you don't hit your mother, do you? 598 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,845 Christ, no. 599 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,640 Charlie, I'm talking about desires here, that's all. 600 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,141 Urges and shit. 601 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,394 Anyway, I gotta go. Gotta pick up the kids. 602 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,854 We're going to Six Flags tomorrow. 603 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,272 - Good. - Yeah. 604 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,857 - Is she back? - Oh, yeah. 605 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,401 She's gonna be pissed at me 'cause I'm leaving early. 606 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,404 That's okay. I got something for her, to cheer her up. 607 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:24,741 Damn. You can read the fine print on the lubricant. 608 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,579 - I didn't know you smoked. - I don't. 609 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:37,295 - I guess I thought you'd be happier. - Happy? 610 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:41,591 I'm fucking ecstatic. Can't you tell? 611 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,514 And in return for this, you want exactly what? 612 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,517 Nothing. 613 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,436 Nothing. 614 00:37:56,065 --> 00:38:00,360 Charlie, I've been hearing weird things about you all night. 615 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,403 Like what? 616 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:04,322 Like waiving stage rentals over at the Tease-O-Rama. 617 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,784 Comping dancers' drinks? Not like you at all. 618 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,205 And now this. 619 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,378 Oh, my God. 620 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,382 You are leaving town. 621 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,853 Have you and Vic been dipping into the till? 622 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,522 Steal from Bill? That would be crazy. 623 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:45,905 Well, then there's only one other possible explanation. 624 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,123 You're in love with me. 625 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,544 I've always liked you. 626 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,504 I've noticed. 627 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,808 - Tell you what. - What? 628 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:18,396 Give me 45 minutes to close up, then meet me at my apartment. 629 00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:20,565 All right. 630 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,400 Okay. 631 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,034 I forgot. Vic called. 632 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:35,288 Said to tell you that you were right and he was wrong. 633 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,126 Something about a guy you thought might be looking for you. 634 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,628 - Yeah? - He is. 635 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,047 This was when? 636 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,132 About half an hour ago. 637 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:50,428 Vic said for you to meet him at the Velvet Touch as soon as you can. 638 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,765 - You sure nothing's going on? - Not a thing. 639 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,309 Don't forget to come back, okay? 640 00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:58,895 I won't. 641 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,376 Vic. 642 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:43,398 Harder. Oh, yeah. 643 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,406 Vic, hate to interrupt! 644 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,409 Yeah, baby. 645 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,869 Come on, Vic. 646 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,412 Don't stop. 647 00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,831 Almost there. 648 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,129 Keep going. Keep going. 649 00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:16,264 Vic? 650 00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:42,415 Fuck! Oh, fuck. 651 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,201 Mr. Arglist? 652 00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:21,287 Oh, fuck! 653 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,794 - Ouch, that had to hurt. - Yeah, it sure did. 654 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,963 What were you doing? 655 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,966 I was gonna be sick, but now I'm okay. 656 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,677 Different car. 657 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,388 Yeah, it's my ex-wife's. It's a long story. 658 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,390 You don't look too good. 659 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,517 You want me to call somebody to come get you? 660 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,520 No, no, I'm fine. I'm headed home anyway. 661 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,815 Okay, Mr. Arglist. You go home and get some sleep. 662 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,484 And don't forget to put in a good word for me with Mr. Guerrard. 663 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,778 - I will, Officer. - Officer what? 664 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:58,408 - Taylor. - Tyler. 665 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,578 - But it's pretty close, though. - Yeah. 666 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,956 All right, tell you what. When you go home... 667 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:08,084 I don't think I'd come back out again tonight, if I were you. 668 00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:10,420 No, I probably won't. Good night to you. 669 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:13,423 - Happy holidays. - Okay. All the best. 670 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,325 Oh, fuck. 671 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,761 - Hello? - Renata. 672 00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,180 - Charlie. - Listen. 673 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:47,392 You were right. Vic and I have been skimming. 674 00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:48,518 Well, duh. 675 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,728 I think Roy Gelles must have found out... 676 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,398 and I think he might have killed Vic. 677 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,858 That's terrible. 678 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,403 So, I was thinking it might be best if I left town. 679 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,655 I was wondering if you wanted to come with me. 680 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:04,909 - You have the money? - What? 681 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,412 - Which-- - The money we're talking about. 682 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,247 That you and Vic have been skimming. 683 00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:10,832 Try to keep up, okay? 684 00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,375 No. Vic had it. 685 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,503 So, your idea is that we should run away together and be poor? 686 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,047 I thought I'd give it a shot. 687 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,590 Here's the thing, though. 688 00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:23,177 Roy wouldn't have killed Vic unless Vic told him where the money was... 689 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,012 which means Roy has it now. 690 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,515 Well, why don't you sneak up behind him... 691 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:31,394 and hit him over the head with something and take it? 692 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,980 Me? You want me to sneak up on Roy Gelles? 693 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,649 Charlie, think of this as your defining moment. 694 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,026 This is your chance to be something more. 695 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,653 Like a murderer? 696 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,114 This is your chance to start over, Charlie. 697 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,409 Our chance, if that's what you want. 698 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:47,994 If that's what I want. 699 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,414 Listen, I just gotta ask you one thing. 700 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:52,957 What? 701 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,796 I didn't have a specific question planned. 702 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:00,631 Nothing, sorry. 703 00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:02,049 Well, then.... 704 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:54,852 Gladys. 705 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,948 Gladys, it's me, Charlie Arglist. 706 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,871 Gladys, where is Vic? 707 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:21,170 It's a sweet thought, Charlie. But she's already dead. 708 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,590 Jesus Christ, you scared the fuck out of me! 709 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,386 I thought you were dead! I thought Roy killed you. 710 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:30,221 Well, he was going to. 711 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,140 But he got sidetracked. You should have been there. 712 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,892 He actually threatened to shoot Gladys... 713 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:37,144 if I didn't tell him where the money was. 714 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,271 But I think he was counting... 715 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,648 on a level of commitment and affection between her and me... 716 00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:42,149 that just simply wasn't there. 717 00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:46,445 Where is he now? 718 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,656 Follow me. You're gonna love this. 719 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,172 Hey, Roy! 720 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,967 You still alive in there? 721 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:12,096 You didn't asphyxiate yet, did you? 722 00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:14,056 Hey, Vic. 723 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,768 Come a little closer, so I can talk to you. 724 00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:18,978 What's that, Roy? 725 00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:22,398 Jesus fucking Christ! 726 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,321 Damn it, I took his gun. 727 00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:32,408 Guess he must have another one. 728 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,826 Must have. 729 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,870 Is that you, Arglist? 730 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,582 Hi, Roy. 731 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:41,792 When I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you. 732 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,044 You do know that, right? 733 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:46,380 Roy, you must be one fucking optimist... 734 00:48:46,381 --> 00:48:48,507 if you think you're ever getting out of that trunk. 735 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,385 Let me out, Arglist. I'm your only hope. 736 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:54,388 Actually, you just told me you'd kill me if you got out, Roy. 737 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:59,268 - I didn't mean it. - Sounded like you did. 738 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:00,603 I was just pissed off. 739 00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,730 It's cramped in here and I'm claustrophobic. 740 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,398 Come on. Give me a hand. 741 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:05,900 Wanna go to the trunk? 742 00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:08,736 Already tried it. Let's go to the back seat. 743 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,237 - Ready? - Yeah. 744 00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,409 That's one big motherfucker. 745 00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:19,997 One, two, three! 746 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,677 Oh, God damn. 747 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,388 We're gonna have to take the door off. 748 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,724 It's not gonna fit. You want me to get the Mercedes? 749 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,893 Mercedes? What Mercedes? 750 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,980 My ex-wife's. It's a long story. Don't ask. 751 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,149 There is no way that this thing is gonna fit... 752 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:49,986 in a piece-of-shit Mercedes if it don't go in a Lincoln. 753 00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,405 No, they're surprisingly spacious, Vic. 754 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,407 I'm offering you a deal, Arglist. 755 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,075 Jesus fucking shit. Give me something. 756 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,494 - Don't be an idiot. - God damn it. 757 00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:02,248 Fucking shut up! 758 00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:06,961 Shut the fuck up in there! 759 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,797 You just keep your fucking mouth shut, okay? 760 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:13,551 Piece of fucking shit! God damn it! 761 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:22,268 You keep that up, you're gonna spring the lock. 762 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:27,857 What the fuck were you thinking? Why didn't you just shoot him? 763 00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:29,692 And then you could have put him in the trunk... 764 00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:31,318 and you wouldn't need that footlocker. 765 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:34,405 Because I want the pleasure of seeing his big ass... 766 00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,575 sink to the bottom of Lake Bascombe! That's why! 767 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,745 Hey, Roy. Roy? 768 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:45,374 I can't wait for you to feel the icy water... 769 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,376 seeping into this trunk... 770 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,338 shriveling your balls before you drown! 771 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,549 What if he's reloaded? 772 00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,347 Well, he's folded up in there like a card table. 773 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,308 How the hell is he gonna reload? 774 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:04,268 I don't know, Vic. 775 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,802 She could never do anything right. 776 00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,429 Jesus. 777 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,726 What? 778 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:50,356 Nothing. I just thought you were gonna put Roy in the trunk. 779 00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:52,983 The footlocker might not fit in the back seat, is all. 780 00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:54,777 You're the one been going on... 781 00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:56,403 about how spacious these fuckers are. 782 00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:57,780 And now you're saying it won't fit? 783 00:51:57,864 --> 00:52:00,407 It might. I'm not sure, is what I'm saying. 784 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,536 One night driving a Mercedes, and already you're an asshole. 785 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,412 Come on, help me get this thing. 786 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:12,837 Ow! God damn it! 787 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,380 If I could open the fucking door.... 788 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,304 Okay. 789 00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,690 Jesus, Charlie, you're right. This thing is spacious. 790 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,568 There's no way it would have gone in a Lincoln. 791 00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,695 - Give me the key. - Oh, yeah. 792 00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:41,031 All right. I gotta get my shit. 793 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,078 Oh, Vic? 794 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,455 What? 795 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,375 Whose thumb is this? 796 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,379 Oh, yeah. Good news, Roy. Charlie brought your thumb. 797 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,387 So, you think you're going to go back to Florida? 798 00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,347 You know, I've been thinking about that. 799 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,349 Maybe you shouldn't tell me where you're going... 800 00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:08,934 and I shouldn't tell you where I'm going. 801 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,352 I just think it's safer that way. 802 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:15,399 He's going to kill you, Arglist. That's where you're going. 803 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:17,568 It's the truth, Arglist! 804 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,403 Think about it. 805 00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:21,989 Pay no attention to the man in the trunk. 806 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,957 He's got a gun, Roy. He could shoot me now if he wanted to. 807 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:35,628 He needs your help to unload the car. 808 00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:40,507 Once he's deposited me and his missus in the lake... 809 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,218 you're next. 810 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,345 You know what, Roy? 811 00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:47,014 One more word out of that trunk... 812 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,058 and I'm gonna shoot it at both ends. 813 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:53,103 Because the truth is, I can't remember which end your head's at. 814 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:03,530 You know, the fact of the matter is, I should shoot you. 815 00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,617 What were you doing in there tonight? 816 00:54:06,701 --> 00:54:09,328 - What are you talking about? - You're waiving stage fees... 817 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,413 you're comping drinks, being nice to people. 818 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,415 You may as well wear a fucking sign that says: 819 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:16,710 "Hey, I just stole a shitload of money and now I'm blowing town." 820 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,837 - For Christ's sake-- - Calm down! It's Christmas. 821 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,422 Everybody's nice on Christmas. 822 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:24,009 No, Charlie. No. Only morons are nice at Christmas. 823 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,096 And that's a lot of people, too, Charlie. 824 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,848 Especially in Kansas. But not everybody. 825 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:33,185 What kind of man shoots his own wife... 826 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,604 in the back of the head on Christmas Eve? 827 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,274 Roy, he already knows that you shot her, okay? 828 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,694 That's what he told you, Arglist? 829 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:44,905 What the hell do I want to shoot his wife for? 830 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,409 Bill Guerrard knows about this whole deal, Arglist. 831 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,536 That's not what you said earlier, Roy... 832 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,871 when your thumb was in the vise. 833 00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,040 You'll never make it out of Wichita. 834 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,418 Correct me if I'm wrong, but did I not warn that asshole... 835 00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:58,544 to shut the fuck up? 836 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,379 - You told him. - You got one chance, Arglist... 837 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,630 That's right. I told him. Take the wheel. 838 00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,882 - ...and that's me. - Take the fucking wheel! 839 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,095 Think about it! 840 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:12,975 Fucking asshole. 841 00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:17,271 Well, I guess that was the head end, huh? 842 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,899 Where's the thumb? 843 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,485 The thumb, where's the thumb? 844 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:28,240 Thank you, sir. 845 00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:55,976 There she is. 846 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:02,399 It's kind of beautiful out here, huh? 847 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,743 All right, give her a shove. 848 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:18,374 Well, come on. Open the fucking door and help me with this goddamn thing. 849 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,959 What do you think we're here for? Come on. 850 00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:30,386 Jesus. 851 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,471 Hang on! It's caught. 852 00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:36,266 Okay. 853 00:56:43,691 --> 00:56:44,691 Okay. 854 00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:03,377 Now toss it over. Come on. 855 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,225 For fuck's sake, Charlie, come on. 856 00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:25,107 Fuck, this is heavy. 857 00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:26,608 It says, "Keep off." 858 00:57:40,665 --> 00:57:42,624 All right, ready? Let's go. 859 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:44,751 Think I'd rather push. 860 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,546 Okay, fucking push. I don't give a shit. 861 00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:53,302 You're in the way, Charlie. 862 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:05,439 - Okay, let's go. Ready? - Yeah. 863 00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:24,208 It's falling apart. 864 00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:43,894 You know what? Put it up on its end. 865 00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:45,395 Just shove it up. 866 00:58:45,396 --> 00:58:47,481 I mean, it's as deep here as it is any place else. 867 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,775 Just throw the fucking thing over. 868 00:58:58,409 --> 00:58:59,576 Vic. 869 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:12,673 God damn it, Roy. That was just blind fucking luck, you asshole. 870 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,635 Give me a hand, Arglist. I'm all stiff. 871 00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:28,021 Now, as promised. 872 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:32,276 Well, Roy, the good news is, you're out of the trunk. 873 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:35,696 The bad news is, you're down four quarts of blood... 874 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,240 and your gun's empty. 875 00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:44,246 I'm going to kill you anyway. 876 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,498 Here, hold this. 877 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,418 That's an unrealistic goal, Roy. 878 00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:56,133 You're dead, Roy. 879 00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:59,052 Don't just stand there pretending you're not. 880 01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:13,108 Jesus Christ, Charlie! 881 01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:16,194 Throw me a rope or something. I can't swim! 882 01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,071 I'm thinking, no. 883 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:21,533 - You were gonna kill me, right, Vic? - You asshole! 884 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:25,996 Jesus, you're stupid! 885 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,044 All right, that's it! Fuck you! 886 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,589 Look, okay, I'm sorry! 887 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:37,799 Charlie, I'm sorry! 888 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,469 I'm going to throw the gun away! Look! 889 01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:46,391 Oh, God, you have no idea how cold this water is. 890 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,603 Charlie. 891 01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:54,399 So long, Vic. 892 01:00:55,276 --> 01:00:58,195 Don't you want to know where the money is? 893 01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,865 I know where the money is. It's in the back seat of the Benz. 894 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:05,202 Not a chance! Not a chance. 895 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:08,372 I'm done talking to you, Vic. I'm through listening to you. 896 01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:11,083 If you don't believe me, look for yourself! 897 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,336 Only hurry! Hurry! I can't feel my legs! 898 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,463 I'm dying here! I'm dying! 899 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:21,385 Charlie! God damn it! 900 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,390 I know what I did was wrong! But, Jesus! Fuck! 901 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,313 I'm shot, Charlie. I can't pull myself up! 902 01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:36,566 Please. Please. 903 01:01:38,319 --> 01:01:42,948 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be his name, because... 904 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,617 We are kingdom come, and will be done... 905 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,453 and give us every day... 906 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,039 our bread, because we gotta eat.... 907 01:01:55,753 --> 01:01:58,672 Charlie, is that you? Charlie! 908 01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:03,635 I knew it. I knew it. You're a good man, Charlie. 909 01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:05,345 You're a good man. 910 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,598 Vic, I wouldn't want you to die alone. 911 01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:17,149 No! No. 912 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,401 No! 913 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,044 Vic! Vic, hold on! 914 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,714 Hold on, Vic. 915 01:02:42,216 --> 01:02:43,341 Vic! 916 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,446 Is that all? 917 01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:49,491 Yeah. 918 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,793 Stocking stuffers. 919 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,379 Big spender. 920 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:06,091 - Do you have any kids? - No. 921 01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:09,219 Then shut the fuck up. Bag it. 922 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,394 - Hello. Charlie? - Renata. 923 01:04:18,145 --> 01:04:19,688 I'd just about given up. 924 01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:21,356 I fucked up. 925 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:24,109 Vic's dead. 926 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,486 What about Roy Gelles? 927 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,030 He's dead, too. 928 01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:33,326 Why don't you come over? 929 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,538 I'll wait here for you. The front door's open. 930 01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:39,374 No. I don't see the point. I mean... 931 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:42,294 I don't have the money. 932 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,838 Vic died before he told me where it was. 933 01:04:45,172 --> 01:04:48,967 You know what? Money isn't everything. 934 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,094 Excuse me? 935 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:55,390 You know what I said before? It's true, isn't it? 936 01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:01,146 - You're in love with me. - Yeah. 937 01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:03,690 Sure. I guess. 938 01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:07,152 I've still got to ask you something. 939 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,404 What? 940 01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:16,494 I don't have it yet. I'm sorry. 941 01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:19,581 - But you're coming over? - Yeah. Sure. 942 01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:21,416 See you. 943 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:05,377 - Take me with you, man. - Oh, fuck. 944 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,215 - Jesus, Pete. - No, I mean it. 945 01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:11,591 Take me with you, buddy. 946 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:18,264 I can't do my life, man. I can't do it. 947 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,392 Just get some rest. 948 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,727 I hate myself. I want a new life. 949 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,483 - You don't want mine. - I really do. 950 01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:32,404 I'm in trouble. 951 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,242 I'm in big fucking trouble. 952 01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:39,911 But that'd be great. Don't you see? 953 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,705 We go out in a blaze of glory. 954 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,377 Like men. Like men, Charlie. 955 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,632 No goddamn life left for men anymore. 956 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:55,885 Not here. 957 01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:59,389 This country, all that's left for men is money and pussy. 958 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:04,811 But together, you and me together.... 959 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,400 Huh? 960 01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,527 Hmm? 961 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,614 Don't you think? 962 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,390 Come on. Hurry up. 963 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:08,351 Bill Guerrard is around here somewhere. 964 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,650 - Oh. - Yeah, "Oh." 965 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,320 Where is he? 966 01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,489 Oh. 967 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,325 Hide behind the door and shoot him when he comes in. 968 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:27,412 You don't happen to have any bullets for this, do you? 969 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,880 Shotgun behind the bar. 970 01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:39,132 "As Wichita falls... 971 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:42,635 "so falls Wichita Falls." 972 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,556 I like that. 973 01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,392 And I'm gonna give your pussy-whipped pal Arglist... 974 01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:52,312 another 15 minutes to rescue your sweet ass. 975 01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:57,400 After which time I'm going to assume his brain overruled his pecker. 976 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,529 Well, Bill, that's just not enough time. 977 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,032 He lives way across town. 978 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,577 Yeah? Well, that's your bad luck. I should be home in Kansas City... 979 01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:10,413 watching my kids open their Christmas presents! 980 01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:12,123 Now I gotta waste the whole fucking day... 981 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,833 looking for that nitwit! 982 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,378 I'll never understand lawyers. 983 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:22,508 I mean, here they've got a license to steal from the general public... 984 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:25,386 all legal and aboveboard, but is that enough? 985 01:10:25,512 --> 01:10:28,389 Fuck, no! They gotta steal from their friends! 986 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:32,393 Anybody but a fucking lawyer... 987 01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:36,564 would consider the consequences, right? 988 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:40,401 That I would, for an absolute certainty... 989 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:44,155 castrate that son of a bitch with a butter knife. 990 01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:47,533 And that would give a normal person pause. 991 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,535 But not a lawyer. 992 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,665 It defies the imagination, you know. 993 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:59,379 How a woman like you could throw in with a couple of farthammers... 994 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,464 like Cavanaugh and Arglist. 995 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:05,385 Cavanaugh, he doesn't have the brains... 996 01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:07,053 to pull off something like this. 997 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,806 And Arglist, he doesn't have the guts. 998 01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,851 Maybe that's where you came in, huh? 999 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,234 What did you do? 1000 01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:24,737 Did you encourage them both? 1001 01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:40,336 Suppose you do luck out... 1002 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:43,756 and you get clear of Wichita with all that money. 1003 01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:45,133 At some point... 1004 01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:48,803 you're gonna have to get rid of at least one of the peckerwoods. 1005 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:50,513 And then what do you got? 1006 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:54,392 A dick with no brain? 1007 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:57,020 Or a brain with no dick? 1008 01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:05,903 You know what, Bill? 1009 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,406 You seem awfully tense. 1010 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:13,661 And I have this idea of what might help you relax. 1011 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:17,623 You do, huh? 1012 01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:33,681 That you, Arglist? 1013 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,434 Drop the gun. 1014 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:40,563 Step away from the desk and put your hands up. 1015 01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:43,566 Charlie, don't be a fucking idiot. 1016 01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:47,153 You've been watching too many stupid old movies. 1017 01:12:47,654 --> 01:12:49,113 Why would I drop my gun? 1018 01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:50,948 I don't know, Bill. 1019 01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:52,575 Because I got a big fucking shotgun... 1020 01:12:52,659 --> 01:12:53,868 and I'll blow your head off? 1021 01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:56,329 Well, if you could do that, you'd be me... 1022 01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:58,831 and I'd be a pissant lawyer with a case of the shakes. 1023 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,292 Jesus, Charlie, just shoot him! 1024 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,589 If he was gonna pull the trigger... 1025 01:13:06,715 --> 01:13:09,300 he'd have done it when he came through the door, girlie. 1026 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,552 It's something they don't teach you in law school. 1027 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,429 Which is a shame, because-- 1028 01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,775 Get his gun, Charlie. 1029 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,362 Get his gun. 1030 01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:31,364 He's dead, Renata. 1031 01:13:31,365 --> 01:13:34,367 The fuck he is! Sidney loads that with birdshot! 1032 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:35,827 - Why would he? I mean... - Charlie. 1033 01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:38,621 ...from a liability standpoint, that doesn't make any sense at all. 1034 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:39,956 Charlie! 1035 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:45,795 Well, Arglist... 1036 01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:48,965 now you've truly gone and shit in your nest! 1037 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:56,180 All right, girlie. You first. 1038 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,306 Mr. Guerrard? 1039 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:00,643 What's going on? 1040 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,535 Come here! 1041 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:26,961 Bitch! 1042 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:32,717 Charlie. 1043 01:14:35,387 --> 01:14:38,389 I don't know why I even bother with Kansas. 1044 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:40,391 Do I hear an "amen"? 1045 01:14:42,394 --> 01:14:44,437 My old man tried to tell me... 1046 01:14:45,063 --> 01:14:47,398 that I'd be better off starting a church... 1047 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:50,276 and letting Jesus pay for the mortgage... 1048 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,155 in this sorry-ass backwards state. 1049 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,407 I wouldn't listen. 1050 01:14:57,242 --> 01:14:58,367 Instead... 1051 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:02,872 I put my faith in naked women and hand jobs. 1052 01:15:03,123 --> 01:15:06,709 Which have a proven track record everywhere but here. 1053 01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:16,052 And now I've been disfigured by a whisky-dick lawyer... 1054 01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:20,848 who imagines he can kill me with a shotgun loaded for snake. 1055 01:15:23,393 --> 01:15:25,102 Serves me right. 1056 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,396 That's all I can say. 1057 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,443 All right, girlie... 1058 01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:35,363 this is the one that's gonna kill you. 1059 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:37,865 Bill. 1060 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:50,962 Yuck! 1061 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:10,731 I will say, after this... 1062 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:14,151 the holidays are never gonna feel quite the same to me. 1063 01:16:17,197 --> 01:16:20,366 - How's the foot? - Shorter. 1064 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,661 You don't happen to have any morphine... 1065 01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:25,538 or Demerol or anything, do you? 1066 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,957 Try this. 1067 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,630 I have to give you credit, Charlie. 1068 01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:39,844 You took your own sweet time rising to the occasion... 1069 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,389 but in the end, you did the deed. 1070 01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,767 'Deed you did. 1071 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:57,653 You really came through, Charlie. 1072 01:16:58,905 --> 01:17:02,033 The odds were definitely against it, but somehow... 1073 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,036 you managed to be the last man standing. 1074 01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:51,374 I know what I wanted to ask you. 1075 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:56,379 - What? - Where are you actually from? 1076 01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:58,381 Originally. 1077 01:18:01,259 --> 01:18:04,178 Why do you keep asking questions, Charlie? 1078 01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,430 What's it got to do with anything? 1079 01:18:08,975 --> 01:18:10,768 I was just curious. 1080 01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:14,730 Wanted to know where you came from. 1081 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,206 It's a long story, Charlie. 1082 01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:36,293 I think we've got plenty of time to get to know each other better. 1083 01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:39,255 - Don't you? - Yeah. 1084 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,507 I guess we do. 1085 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:44,135 It's just you and me now, Charlie. 1086 01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:51,392 To the victor go the spoils. 1087 01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:05,072 You saved my life, Charlie. 1088 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,576 You're a different man, just like I promised. 1089 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,164 Can you feel it? 1090 01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,460 Yes. I can. 1091 01:19:21,631 --> 01:19:23,382 Charlie. 1092 01:19:27,053 --> 01:19:28,554 What'd you do? 1093 01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:43,379 Oh! Damn stupid fuck! 1094 01:20:44,172 --> 01:20:46,632 You stupid fucking whore! 1095 01:20:47,342 --> 01:20:50,177 You dumb, dumb fuck! 1096 01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:52,346 - Your mother again? - Shit! 1097 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:56,392 Hi, Charlie. Yeah. Who else? 1098 01:20:57,185 --> 01:21:01,689 Loans me her camper and fails to mention that it's out of gas. 1099 01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:05,401 If you've got a gas can, you can siphon some from me. 1100 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,059 Charlie. 1101 01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:42,980 I don't want you to take this the wrong way... 1102 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:49,403 but you're about the nicest guy I know. 1103 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:55,075 I'm awfully sorry to hear that, Sidney, but thank you. 1104 01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:58,829 Have a good time with your kids at Six Flags. 1105 01:22:00,373 --> 01:22:02,166 Merry Christmas. 1106 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,715 Nuts! Fuck! 1107 01:22:58,306 --> 01:22:59,765 What was that? 1108 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,393 Nothing. 1109 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,684 - Morning, Pete. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, buddy. 1110 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,896 Where are we? 1111 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,232 We're in heaven. 1112 01:23:56,197 --> 01:23:59,033 - They got pancakes? - They got everything. 77788