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TONY: The last modifications
to my new armor.
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Nuclear thrusters and
deep space adaptability.
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(SIGHS)
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That ought to do it, HOMER.
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I'll log the project as completed
at 3:07 a.m., exactly.
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(YAWNING)
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Lucky I don't have
a wife waiting up for me, eh?
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Most humans find comfort in
emotional attachment to another.
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I was being ironic, HOMER.
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Remind me to program irony
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into your naive little
digitized brain sometime.
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I will do so next Wednesday.
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Stark, put your brawny behindon that corporate jet of yours
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and get out here pronto!
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Dum Dum Dugan, not the prettiest face
I've ever seen at 3:00 in the morning.
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- What's the problem?
- It'll keep till you get here. Dugan out.
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Well, HOMER, looks like we get to
put this tin can through its paces
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sooner than we thought.
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But your new armor
is untested in the field.
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IRON MAN:
HOMER, I'm deeply insulted.
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Could it be that you don't trust
my world-renowned engineering skills?
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(LAUGHS)
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That is not my point.
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Any sophisticated system
has the potential
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to perform in unexpected ways.
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IRON MAN: Such as acting
like a mother hen with its creator?
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HOMER: Is that more irony?
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IRON MAN: Why don't you let me know
after your Wednesday programming?
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Now, let's see
what these new thrusters can...
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(EX CLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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I had no idea what kind of kick
these babies were packing.
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HOMER: Which brings me
back to my point
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about a thorough laboratory testing.
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IRON MAN: Yeah, yeah.
Nobody likes a know-it-all computer.
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HOMER: But I thought people did want
computers to know everything.
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That irony program
will certainly come in handy.
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IRON MAN: S.H.I.E.L.D.'s got
their agents wearing Guardian Armor.
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The plant must be
in some serious danger.
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Which means one thing,
they'll be mighty appreciative
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having Iron Man on board.
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(IRON MAN SCREAMING)
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Who rolled up the welcome mat?
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Boy, this would be an excellent time
for War Machine to show up.
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If he were still showing up.
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You boys up for a physics lesson?
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That would be a little something
called the domino effect.
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DUGAN: Easy, does it, laddie.
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Don't get your circuits
all hot and bothered.
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It's just we were expecting your boss,
not you.
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IRON MAN: Stark will be along.
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But he won't be pleased to find
uninvited guests at his factory.
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Correction, bucko, my factory.
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By order of the
United States government.
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I...
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I am...
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I am Iron Man!
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I am Iron Man!
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I am Iron Man!
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I don't care what that paper says,
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this plant's the property
of one Anthony B. Stark.
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And that automated tank of yours
is in my boss's parking space.
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So why don't you call a tow truck?
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Consider it towed!
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Do you have any idea of the paperwork
I'm gonna have to fill out
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to explain that shenanigan?
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I'm the one you should be
doing the explaining to.
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(SIGHING) Suppose you're right.
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Let's take it inside,
I'll brew us a wee pot of joe.
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How's the coffee? Or maybe you'd
prefer a cup of 30 weight?
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Stark's perimeter monitors
picked up this footage.
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A tea plantation just outside
Stark Industries.
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3:58 local time yesterday.
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That's a school
for the farm workers' little ones. Watch.
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IRON MAN: An hour earlier,
that school would've been full of kids.
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You got it, boyo.
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Anyhow, the Chinese government
blames Stark Enterprises,
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figuring some sort of test
went all to blazes.
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So did S.H.I.E.L.D., at first.
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So what changed your mind?
Stark's boyish good looks?
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Not likely. This.
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The attack on the schoolwas a warning.
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Unless the governments of the worldgive in to our demands,
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A.I.M. Will destroy
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10 of the world's largestpopulation centers. We warn you.
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DUGAN: Won't bore you
with the rest of his blarney.
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Let's just say
that rummy band of renegade scientists
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have some pretty extreme demands.
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Way we figure it, they've got
some sort of attack satellite
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floating around up there
among the angels.
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So naturally you're down here,
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sitting on your big fat keester,
sucking down java.
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For your information, Shellhead,
we're prepping a space fleet right now
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to go have a little look-see.
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It'll be ready for launch in two hours.
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That's one hour
and 59 minutes too slow.
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And by the way, Dugan,
love the new sunroof in your trailer.
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What sunroof?
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Saints preserve us!
Do you know what you just did?
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You just cost me another hour's worth
of paperwork!
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It is my own fault.
Should have served him decaf.
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Okay, HOMER,
prepare armor for Space Mode.
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HOMER: Surely you aren't serious.
The new systems are...
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IRON MAN: Let me guess,
completely untested?
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What kind of superhero would I be
if I didn't take a few risks?
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Interior seals locked.
Temperature control on.
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Oxygen-regen function engaged.
All systems go.
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HOMER: Strange.
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I'm monitoring excessive amounts
of microwave radiation,
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yet with no apparent source.
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IRON MAN: Switching to infrared scan.
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Fantastic! Something that big,
yet completely shielded from radar.
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Are you imaging this, HOMER?
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HOMER: Indeed. It appears to be
a space station.
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And I'm picking up something else
coming towards you at a great velocity.
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IRON MAN:
Thanks for the advance warning.
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HOMER: Was that irony?
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No, that would be pain.
At least these are just babies.
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But then came Papa Bear.
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HOMER: Your thrusters
are no longer operative.
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IRON MAN: I noticed.
Repulsor's malfunctioning, too.
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HOMER, call the salvage yard.
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You may be selling old Shellhead
for scrap before this day is through.
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- HOMER: Your new circuitry is failing.
- Just fix it pronto!
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HOMER: Circuits will be recalibrated
in 10 seconds.
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IRON MAN: I don't have 10 seconds!
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That's funny. Never seen a meteor
run out of gas before.
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I am Sunturion,
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guardian of the space station
known as Star Well.
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HOMER: Your recalibration is complete.
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Armor functions returning.
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It was I who redirected
the meteor shower towards you.
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It's been that kind of day.
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If I'm not being shot up
by S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents,
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some fruitcake in a DayGlo suit
is pelting me with meteors.
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It was merely meant as a warning.
Trespassers are not allowed.
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Really? Someone must have
moved the sign.
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Well, HOMER, that was something
you don't see every day.
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HOMER: Indeed.
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My readings indicate that Sunturion
is a being of great energy.
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IRON MAN: What tipped you off?
His healthy glow?
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HOMER: Ah! More irony. I'm beginning
to recognize it now. Interesting.
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IRON MAN: So I guess you can teach
an old mainframe new tricks.
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HOMER: Shall I scan
for the main entrance?
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Negative. I can't go waltzing
in the front door. An airlock.
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Perfect. Show you a little trick, HOMER.
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HOMER: Most impressive.
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IRON MAN: Comes in real handy
when I lock the keys inside the Cadillac.
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Just as I thought, it's an A.I.M. Satellite.
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Well, I "aim" to see
what these jokers are up to.
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Ready all systems, HOMER.
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I'm prepared for anything.
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Except that.
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Welcome to my home, Iron Man.
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My name is Arthur Dearborn.
Can I get you anything?
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I'm not here for afternoon tea
and crumpets, Dearborn.
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I've come to shut you
and your cronies down.
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Cronies? I'm afraid I don't understand.
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I'm quite alone up here.
Except for Sunturion.
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We've met.
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Yes. I apologize for the unfortunate
welcome he gave you.
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He's very protective.
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You see,
the Star Well is my life's work,
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the sum total of all my dreams.
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Please, let me show you.
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I realized long ago that
if a third world war is ever waged,
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it shall be for control
of our scarcest resource, energy.
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Fossil fuels are the thing of the past.
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Nuclear power, too controversial.
But this, the Star Well, is unique.
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By gathering solar energy and beaming
it to receiving stations on Earth,
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I can provide pure, unlimited power
to any corner of the globe.
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Tight beams of microwaves,
controlled heat.
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Tell me, Dearborn. Did you happen to
unleash some of this unlimited power
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- upon a certain location in China?
- China? Why? No.
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You're lying. Yesterday,
a microwave blast from this satellite
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nearly wiped out
a schoolhouse full of kids.
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How dare you!
I will not listen to this vile claptrap.
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All right, I admit it happened,
but it was an accident.
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I was running a test
and they jammed my signal.
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- They're after me, you know.
- Who?
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A group of renegade scientists,
known as Advanced Idea Mechanics.
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- They're commonly called...
- A.I.M.
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Fess up, Dearborn. You are A.I.M.
This ship is lousy with A.I.M. Markings.
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No! I only hired them to help me
with the satellite technology.
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They were recommended
by an associate of mine
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who worked for Justin Hammer.
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Justin Hammer? A.I.M?
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You chose some bad partners,
Dearborn.
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I realize that now.
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A.I.M. Is claiming credit
for the accident in China.
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Holding the world up for ransom.
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Yes, because they now realize
how powerful the Star Well is.
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But they'll never get it.
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Because my shielding device
makes it virtually impossible to detect.
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Well, I detected it.
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Yes, you did.
But you are an extraordinary being.
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No one else could ever detect...
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(ALARM BLARING)
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IRON MAN: Think not?
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It's A.I.M. They've come.
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It was you who drew them here.
They locked onto your signal.
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Step aside, Dearborn.
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Let me see if I can't get these
egomaniacal eggheads
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to listen to reason.
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HOMER: I doubt that A.I.M. Will prove
amenable to listening to reason.
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IRON MAN: (LAUGHS) So do I.
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HOMER: Then why...
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Ah! Irony again.
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Attack drones. Three against one, huh?
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Well, I was hoping
for more of a workout.
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Yeah, well, that'll do.
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HOMER: At this rate,
with your continual assistance,
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there will be 8,064 of them
within two minutes.
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So in other words,
if I shoot them, I'm a goner,
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but if I do nothing, I'm a goner.
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HOMER: Not in other words.
Those exact words will do.
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Was I being ironic?
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Yeah. Congratulations.
You make me so proud.
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Only one chance. Sucker them in tight,
hit them fast and hard,
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and hope their duplicating circuits
melt to mush.
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HOMER: And if your colloquially worded
theory is incorrect?
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IRON MAN: Then at least I get to go out
in one loud blaze of glory.
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(PANTING) HOMER, who'd have thunk?
We did it.
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Where am I?
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You're safe.
It was touch-and-go for a while,
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before I realized
what your requirements were
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in terms of life support.
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We are kindred spirits, you and I.
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We both owe our lives to technology.
You must stay here with me.
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You and Sunturion
can protect the Star Well,
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just as you protected it
from the A.I.M. Warship.
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That was no warship, Dearborn.
That was a scout ship. Small fry.
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A.I. M will be back in numbers.
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And they'll take your satellite away
without asking.
235
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,657
No! You're wrong!
The Star Well is safe.
236
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,098
And you're never leaving here!
237
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,365
(GROANS)
238
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:15,003
- HOMER, you with me?
- HOMER: Barely.
239
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:18,608
Dearborn is being most parsimonious
with his energy.
240
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,774
(TONY GROANING)
241
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,716
See if you can short out
the Star Well's feeder circuit.
242
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,087
Direct it to my suit.
243
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:30,218
- Not recommended. The feedback...
- Will jump-start my circuits. I know.
244
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,729
If it doesn't kill you.
245
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:35,997
- Details! Just do it.
- I will try.
246
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:39,961
(SCREAMING)
247
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:10,429
What have you done?
You're ruining everything!
248
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,363
My perfect environment!
249
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:17,171
The dream's over, Dearborn.
The Star Well must be shut down.
250
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,508
DEARBORN: You have no idea what
you're saying. I can't live without it!
251
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:22,604
The Star Well is not just my dream.
252
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,579
It's my salvation.
253
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,642
Ah!
254
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:31,946
I understand now. You're Sunturion.
But how?
255
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,790
DEARBORN: When Star Well
space station was nearly complete,
256
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,455
I contracted a fatal disease.
257
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,697
Ordinary medical science
couldn't cure me.
258
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:47,900
I bombarded my dying body witha unique form of microwave energy.
259
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,670
The disease was destroyed,
260
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:56,074
but I was transformedinto the being I call Sunturion.
261
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:03,014
Now my body gave off invisible raysdeadly to all forms of life.
262
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,185
Even when I learned to transform
263
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,623
between my physicaland my energy forms,
264
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,594
my presence remained lethal to others.
265
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,721
The Star Well was quickly completed.
266
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:17,130
I banished myself to it,
and here I remain.
267
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:21,639
My gift to mankind
now serving as my prison.
268
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,876
Do you have any idea
of what loneliness it is
269
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,175
to be cut off from all humanity
270
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,044
and locked inside a cell of iron?
271
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,608
Yes. I do.
272
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:34,676
(ALARM BEEPING)
273
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:37,980
A.I.M. Ships, dozens of them.
I warned you, Dearborn.
274
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:42,119
But we can stop them,
you and I together!
275
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,628
And if we can't?
They'll take over the Star Well,
276
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,961
blow up half the world
and enslave the rest.
277
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:51,094
Real fun guys. If you won't pull the plug
on this station, I'll do it for you.
278
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,498
(IRON MAN GROANS)
279
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,968
SUNTURION: You will not take
what is mine!
280
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,941
Feel the power of Sunturion!
281
00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:08,676
(GRUNTING)
282
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:11,546
(SCREAMS)
283
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,695
I knew I was good,
but I didn't know I was that good.
284
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,239
Typical. The rats are deserting
a sinking ship.
285
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:32,105
The Star Well's
no use to them anymore.
286
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:35,307
HOMER, compute trajectory,
where's that crate headed?
287
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:38,248
HOMER: Latitude 25 degrees,
60 minutes north.
288
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,843
Longitude 80 degrees,
12 minutes west.
289
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:44,219
- A major metropolitan area known as...
- IRON MAN: New York City!
290
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:48,184
HOMER, it's times like these
a superhero really gets to earn his pay.
291
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,192
SUNTURION: This is your fault!
292
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,954
(IRON MAN GROANING)
293
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,866
If you had helped me
defend the Star Well...
294
00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,838
Why? So A.I.M. Could take it over?
Your dream for mankind was finished
295
00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:02,499
the minute you shook hands
with those devils.
296
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,304
And now it's about to become
a nightmare
297
00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:06,071
for millions of innocent people.
298
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,307
So you'll pardon me
if I don't stop to chat.
299
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,649
HOMER: I must warn you, your circuits
are still dangerously low on power.
300
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,346
- Any attempt to...
- IRON MAN: Got no choice, HOMER.
301
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,218
A couple of million tons
of white-hot space rubble's
302
00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,052
about to take
a bite out of the Big Apple.
303
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,315
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
304
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:30,025
If I can just deflect it,
send it into the ocean!
305
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,965
No good! Too low on power.
306
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,007
- SUNTURION: Stark.
- Back off, Sunturion.
307
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,977
- I don't have time to...
- You were right.
308
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:44,243
My dream for mankind is over.
309
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:47,774
But I won't let others die because of it.
310
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,405
Goodbye, Dearborn. It's ironic
that your ultimate gift to mankind
311
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,508
wasn't the Star Well after all,
312
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:23,015
but rather the life
you sacrificed to destroy it.
313
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,817
HOMER: You say it is ironic,
314
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:28,559
but I fail to detect
the previous element of humor.
315
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:30,720
Is irony not always funny?
316
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:34,596
IRON MAN: No, HOMER.
Sometimes it isn't funny at all.
317
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,929
(PANTING)
318
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:44,464
I can feel it! It's close!
319
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:46,568
(CHUCKLES)
320
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:52,572
You want to be with your
nine little brothers, don't you? There!
321
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:01,683
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
322
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,626
Prepare to fry!
323
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:06,521
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
324
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,728
Nice birdie. Put me down.
325
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:17,768
No!
326
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,468
I...
327
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,640
I am...
328
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,486
I am Iron Man!
329
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,524
I am Iron Man!
330
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:13,997
I am Iron Man!
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