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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,260 Carmen, I don't want you to go back. 2 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,199 I'm not going back. 3 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,835 Good. 4 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,408 I'm never going back. 5 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,045 Marry me, Carmen. 6 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,816 What? 7 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,092 Marry me. 8 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,364 Barnaby... 9 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,393 - we've known each other for... - Six months. 10 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:28,998 - Five. - And a half. So what? 11 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:33,177 So what, Carmen? I've never been so sure of anything. 12 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,047 I've never been so happy as since I met you. 13 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,053 Just promise me you'll think about it. Please? 14 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:16,115 I'm afraid we are fully booked. Another time, no doubt. 15 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,255 I'd like to propose a toast to Carmen... 16 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,887 who's gonna be the blushing bride to her sexy new husband. 17 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,726 Cheers. 18 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,264 - Put it on automatic. - I don't want to. 19 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,462 Just put it on automatic, because it does it for you. 20 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,938 That's videotaping, not filmmaking. I'm a filmmaker, not a videotaper. 21 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,476 Yeah, give me the fucking camera. Put it on automatic... 22 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:40,171 because it does it for you. Dick. 23 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,347 - Messieurs, bonsoir. - Bonsoir. 24 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,018 We have a table. 25 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:50,851 - Under what name, monsieur? - Kit Winter. 26 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:54,317 Yes. 27 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,728 Gentlemen, I'm afraid there has been a little mix-up. 28 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,061 Would you mind sharing a table? 29 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,192 - Fuck's sake. - No, we don't mind. 30 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:05,499 - Which table? - That one, monsieur. 31 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,463 We'll take it. 32 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,856 Are you all right? 33 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:31,161 - Lesbians. - What? 34 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,628 Lesbians. 35 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,300 Shut the fuck up, Theo. 36 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,065 I mean, hey, whatever floats your boat. 37 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,709 Oh, no. 38 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:48,847 It's a French tradition. You have to do it. 39 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,975 It's a French restaurant, French tradition. It'll bring you luck. 40 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,576 - What's he talking about? - I don't know. 41 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,679 - Go on. - Okay. 42 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,121 Mesdames et messieurs... 43 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:05,026 these ladies are celebrating a hen night. 44 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,563 In France, we have a tradition. 45 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:11,660 The bride-to-be must choose a man for one last kiss. 46 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,562 A farewell to her single life. 47 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:22,307 - Not him. - Check them out down here. 48 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,465 Mesdames et messieurs, the bride-to-be has chosen... 49 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:46,867 monsieur. 50 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,213 Here goes. 51 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,687 Excuse me. Sorry. 52 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:12,978 Bravo! 53 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,255 So, this guy in the restaurant... 54 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,818 - was he bothering you? - No. 55 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,920 - He was... - Did you hit him? 56 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,866 You hit him, didn't you? 57 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,932 Oh, that's beautiful. 58 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:10,705 You know, your temper is gonna get you into serious trouble one of these days. 59 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,443 No, I've got it. 60 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:25,054 You know, it's amazing what they can do with skin grafts now. 61 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:33,561 I'm sorry. 62 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,451 - Maybe they'd like to join us. - Oh, yeah. 63 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,563 I told you I'll be back. You can't hide from me. 64 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,761 Like, you can't say I'm not a fair man. I gave you two months... 65 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,669 Now look, I told you. Now get your things and out. 66 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,483 Where did you get this? 67 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,287 Are you... 68 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,020 dealing drugs? 69 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,119 Yes? 70 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,294 That French tradition? 71 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,096 I was thinking that... 72 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:18,398 Hey, where do you think you're going? It's not your break. 73 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,497 Oy, you can't come back here. Are you listening to me? 74 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,848 - Overreacting a little, aren't we? - How did you find me? 75 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,047 Your friends at the restaurant, they told me where you worked. 76 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,092 - I should get back. - What, the burgers will get cold? 77 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,053 Have you been wondering? 78 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,029 Or do you kiss like that all the time? 79 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,428 I've been wondering. 80 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,031 I'm getting married, okay? That's why I was having that... 81 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,665 chicken thing. 82 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,368 Hen night. It's called a hen night. 83 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,573 I'm getting married. 84 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:06,140 Okay, then he gets to see you for the rest of his life. 85 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,583 What harm is there if you see me just once? 86 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,651 Would you like to see me beg? 87 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,622 Believe me, I'm no stranger to humiliation. 88 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:16,752 Get up. 89 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,922 - A coffee. - No. 90 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,592 One glass of water. In a brightly-lit public place. 91 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,656 No. 92 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,669 Okay, we don't even have to talk to each other. 93 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,500 - We don't even have to sit together. - No. 94 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,733 You sit on one side of the room and I sit on the other. 95 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,469 - No. - And if everything goes really well... 96 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,171 we'll just wave to each other once in a while. 97 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,310 Why are you filming this? 98 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,050 - Just in case I never see you again. - Which you won't. 99 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,747 Did you bone her? 100 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,754 Take me off speakerphone. 101 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,520 He didn't bone it. 102 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,220 Tell me you got her number, at least. 103 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,460 - She wouldn't give it to me. - So what did you do? 104 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,390 She agreed to meet me. 105 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,231 Hey, result. 106 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,030 When? 107 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,336 Hello? 108 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,202 - Are you sure there was someone there? - Yes. 109 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,005 - Following you? - Yes. I... 110 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,310 I don't know. 111 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:16,707 Carmen, there's nothing to be scared of. I won't let anything happen to you. 112 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,316 But what if it was him? 113 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,515 How could it be? 114 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,223 Think about it, Carmen. There's no way he could find you here. 115 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,817 Well, he found me before. 116 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,954 That was Madrid. You're in another country now. 117 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,094 You don't know him. 118 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,804 Maybe it was that guy from the hen night. 119 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,632 What? 120 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,302 - No, I don't think so. - Well, how do you know? 121 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,379 Because... 122 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,781 Maybe it was no one. 123 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,252 Maybe I imagined it. 124 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,734 Carmen, I... 125 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,730 I booked the registry office. 126 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,744 - What? - They had a cancellation. Next Saturday. 127 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,780 Next Saturday? 128 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,774 Did I do the wrong thing? 129 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,818 - I can call them in the morning and cancel. - No, don't. 130 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,057 I want to marry you. 131 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,726 I do. 132 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,185 Any more caffeine, they'd be peeling me... 133 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,187 Oh, shit. 134 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,356 What the fuck? 135 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,533 Why are you following me? 136 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,810 I thought you might like to explain what the hell that was all about. 137 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,479 Well, this is a nice date. I'm having a nice time. 138 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,744 This is not a date. 139 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,911 I only showed up to tell you you're a son of a bitch. 140 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:38,616 - Well, at least we connected. - I lost my job because of you. 141 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,658 Is that what this is all about? 142 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,194 You lost your job? Flipping burgers? 143 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:45,958 Fuck you. 144 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,200 What do you do that makes you so high and mighty? 145 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,674 I'm an actor. 146 00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,677 Unemployed... 147 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,808 most of the time. 148 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,350 In fact, I do unemployment really well. 149 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,648 You know, maybe I should just stop pretending... 150 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,813 and start flipping burgers. 151 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:14,819 Why don't you tell me about the fries and the pickles and the buns? 152 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,596 Look, you're here and I'm bleeding. 153 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,725 I know this great chemist. 154 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,869 Thanks. 155 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,051 Thank you. 156 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,622 There. 157 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,328 Thanks. 158 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,005 Are you hungry? 159 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:28,090 Hi, this is 7031. Can I get something to eat? 160 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,806 So how do you know about this place? 161 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,782 How many jobs have you been fired from? 162 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,087 Exactly? 163 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,651 Thirty-five... 164 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,592 in six months. 165 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:04,257 - I have a temper. - Yeah, I noticed. Yeah. 166 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,265 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 167 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:12,170 - Where are you from? - Madrid. You? 168 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,569 Rio. Brazil. 169 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,945 - Yeah? - Yeah, but my dad's English. 170 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,818 So I came here when I was... 171 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,410 What the hell are you... 172 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:23,681 Carmen! 173 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:43,197 Get off me, you fat, fucking asshole. 174 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,774 You're back. 175 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,939 - What is it this time? - Two steaks, two apple pies. 176 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,311 Entertaining, were we? 177 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,010 - And one bottle of Campo Viejo. - Viejo. 178 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,312 1996. 179 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,650 Commendable choice. 180 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:02,118 Fiona, get me Sgt. Davies, would you? 181 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:25,106 What the blazes now? Stay there. 182 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,813 Keep left, please. 183 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,255 Please use the left-hand door. 184 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:35,854 Please use the door on the left. 185 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:36,916 Carmen. 186 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,856 Not through the revolving... Hey! 187 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:25,574 Stop. 188 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:36,220 - Here. - Thanks. 189 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,821 I didn't ask for your help. 190 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,465 - I know. - Didn't ask. 191 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:49,559 No. 192 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,875 Your coat. 193 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,647 At the hotel. 194 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,684 It's a saying: 195 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:53,895 "A kiss... 196 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,458 "is to dot the 'I'... 197 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:01,602 "on the word 'love."' 198 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,211 Yeah, but there's no "I" in "love." 199 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,440 Well... 200 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:14,713 then I guess it doesn't work in English, does it? 201 00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:23,960 I better go. 202 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:30,628 Bye. 203 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:55,189 Barnaby. You scared me. 204 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,791 Nice coat. 205 00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:01,791 - It's a friend's. - Where's yours? 206 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,132 At work. I left it at work. 207 00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:13,768 Well, let's go and get it. 208 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:18,148 Barnaby, what's the matter? 209 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:23,119 - Come on, let's go and get your coat. - Barnaby, stop it. 210 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,419 - You need a coat. Everyone needs a coat. - What's going on? 211 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,492 I called you at work. 212 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:34,557 What? 213 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,532 They told me you'd been fired. 214 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:43,066 You were checking up on me? 215 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,740 I was worried about you being followed. 216 00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:51,442 Or did you make that up, too? 217 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,620 I don't know if I can do this. 218 00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:06,857 You know what Ford said. 219 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:09,400 Yeah, I don't give a flying fuck what Ford said. 220 00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:11,196 I don't see what the big deal is anyway. 221 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:13,635 The big deal, Theo... 222 00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:18,698 - What's that? - Shit. It's my landlord. 223 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,069 - I've gotta go. Bye. - Kit... 224 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:26,976 Asshole. 225 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,214 Carmen? 226 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,483 How did you find me? 227 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,530 Thanks. Did you pay it? 228 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:51,999 Please come in. 229 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,644 Reminds me of home. 230 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:06,385 - Is this your father? - Yeah. 231 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,518 He used to be a soap star. 232 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:12,730 - Where is he now? - He... 233 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,631 He's... 234 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:23,263 Well, I just came to give you your coat. 235 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,799 - Thank you. - Thanks. 236 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,271 Wait. 237 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:32,239 I've still got that wine that you gave me. 238 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,423 My father drank his wine out of mugs. 239 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,792 - Yeah? - Yeah. 240 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:47,161 Mine took it straight from the bottle. 241 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,723 He didn't want anything getting in the way. 242 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:57,172 - No, don't. - Yes. Just a little. 243 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:58,368 No. 244 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:03,671 - Why do you have to film everything? - 'Cause moments don't last. 245 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,346 They're not meant to. 246 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,278 Look, I wanna remember you when you're gone... 247 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,982 and I'm married to this blond girl, you know... 248 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:15,458 and she's very rich, and I'm full of regret because of... 249 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,325 - I don't know, just tell me something. - What? 250 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,624 Anything. How did you meet your fianc�? 251 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:25,993 I dance sometimes at this club. 252 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:28,133 They don't pay much, but... 253 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,198 Anyway, Barnaby came in one night. 254 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,710 What does he do? 255 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,509 Nothing, not really. He is... 256 00:28:40,351 --> 00:28:42,842 - I mean... - Born with a silver spoon? 257 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,356 - What? - Rich. 258 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,959 Yeah. A big spoon. 259 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:55,459 Then why are you so worried about working? 260 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,797 Because I like to earn my own money. 261 00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,201 - Is that okay for you? - Yes. 262 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:03,465 - You think I'm marrying him for his money. - No. 263 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:08,276 Better, 'cause I'm not. 264 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,335 Okay. 265 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,043 My turn. 266 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,120 What happened to your father? 267 00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:24,956 He... 268 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:31,165 - If you don't want to talk about it... - No, it's okay. 269 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,863 He killed himself. 270 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:36,134 Sorry. 271 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:40,411 He did something that he couldn't live with... 272 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:43,539 and that's why he came here. 273 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:48,651 And what... 274 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,885 Sorry, what happened here? 275 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,229 You don't want to know. 276 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,033 But it's why you left Madrid. 277 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,207 And it's probably why you're marrying Barnaby. 278 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,972 I'm marrying Barnaby because I love him. 279 00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:17,573 Then why are you here? 280 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:05,647 Yes? 281 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,624 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 282 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,228 - Have you been following me? - No. 283 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:21,704 Your friends at the hen night... 284 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,139 They have a big mouth. 285 00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:29,741 I brought you this. 286 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:36,619 I meant to give it to you earlier. 287 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,178 I hope you like it. 288 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,286 What? 289 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,488 This is my favorite book. 290 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,169 I have to get changed. 291 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:06,546 - I'll wait outside, okay? - Yeah. 292 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,643 - Bye. - Bye. 293 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:30,601 Carmen. 294 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:49,756 And there was me thinking that you were trying to run away from me again. 295 00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:53,422 Kit, I like you, really... 296 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:57,097 but I don't want to fuck up what I have with Barnaby. 297 00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:59,333 I'm getting married... 298 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:01,704 on Saturday. 299 00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:03,368 This Saturday? 300 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,781 I've had enough trouble for one life. 301 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:17,844 Don't make any more. 302 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:29,793 Carmen. 303 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:44,014 Are you okay? 304 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:01,865 What do I do? 305 00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:03,693 Are you going to eat that, Kit? 306 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:07,204 Theo, will you stop thinking about your fucking stomach for one moment? 307 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,102 I mean, he's trying to make a decision here. 308 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:10,299 Sorry. 309 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,943 - You're in deep. - I know. 310 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:16,704 - Well, that's good. - That's good? How's that good? 311 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:21,049 - Theo, tell me, how's that good? - Well, 'cause, you know... 312 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,914 Well, you knew she was getting married when you met her. 313 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:27,218 - I know. - He's right. 314 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,849 I know he's right. I know. 315 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:31,895 I know, maybe I should just leave her be. I don't... 316 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:36,963 No, wait. I mean, think about it. 317 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:39,735 What if she is the one? 318 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:43,433 I mean, are you prepared to risk the possibility of settling for second best... 319 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:45,373 somewhere down the line? 320 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,104 Oh, no, I've seen this one. 321 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:49,510 I've seen this one. No, 'cause you do a Graduate. 322 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,548 - A what? - A Graduate. You know... 323 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:55,074 turn up at the wedding, and if she runs off with you... 324 00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:57,914 there you have it. You gonna eat that? Can I... 325 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,617 Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie. 326 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,560 Yeah, it is. 327 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:08,127 Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. 328 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,827 Even that line you just said comes from a movie. 329 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:14,338 Kevin Spacey in the end of Swimming With Sharks. 330 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:17,602 "Because life is not a movie. 331 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,668 "Everyone lies. Good guys lose. 332 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:25,409 "And love does not conquer all." 333 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:29,816 Are you gonna eat that, Kit? 334 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,522 Not those. 335 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,775 Carmen, I wanted to say I'm sorry for not trusting you. 336 00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:04,353 I'm gonna try not to be jealous... 337 00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,647 or possessive, because... 338 00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:11,719 - I know how you hate that. - That guy from the hen night... 339 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:14,993 - You don't have to explain anything. - No, I want to. 340 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:20,361 He came to the burger bar. He is the reason I got fired. 341 00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:23,340 And I did see him again. 342 00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,499 But I don't want to see him anymore. 343 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,773 You want to postpone, don't you? 344 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,284 - No, I didn't say that. - It's okay. 345 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,715 - I know you have your doubts. - I don't. 346 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:42,154 Look, I'm gonna check into a hotel tomorrow... 347 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,387 - until Saturday. - Why? 348 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:47,627 Because I want you to have room to think... 349 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:50,058 to make the right decision. 350 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,795 I really love you, Carmen. 351 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:58,740 And I swear I'll do anything I can to make you happy. 352 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,975 Marriage, according to the law of this country... 353 00:41:58,048 --> 00:42:00,983 is a union between one man with one woman... 354 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,610 voluntarily entered into for life... 355 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,487 and to the exclusion of all others. 356 00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:08,821 It is solemn and it is binding. 357 00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:11,185 "Do you, Barnaby Caspian... 358 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:15,028 "take Carmen Colazzo to be your lawfully wedded wife... 359 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,567 "to have and to hold from this day forward... 360 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:20,661 "for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health... 361 00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:23,337 "as long as you both shall live?" 362 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,799 I do. 363 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,407 "And do you, Carmen Colazzo... 364 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:38,353 "take Barnaby Caspian to be your lawfully wedded husband... 365 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:41,948 "to have and to hold from this day forward... 366 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:44,754 "for richer, for poorer... 367 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,725 "in sickness and in health... 368 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:50,289 "for as long as you both shall live?" 369 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:04,573 I do. 370 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,274 - Hi. - Looking for someone? 371 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:36,142 - Yeah, this couple getting married. - How unusual. 372 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,912 - Spanish girl? - Yes. That's her. 373 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,785 She looked so beautiful. 374 00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:44,245 You're too late. 375 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,150 Carmen, wait! 376 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:55,356 Wait! 377 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,260 Double glazing, it's a bitch. 378 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,317 Born with a silver spoon? 379 00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:27,086 - What? - Rich. 380 00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:33,133 Yeah. A big spoon. 381 00:44:35,139 --> 00:44:37,937 Then why are you so worried about working? 382 00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:40,707 Because I like to earn my own money. 383 00:44:40,778 --> 00:44:42,575 Is that okay for you? 384 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,072 - You think I'm marrying him for his money. - No. 385 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,584 Better, 'cause I'm not. 386 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,321 But it's why you left Madrid. 387 00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:01,121 And it's probably why you're marrying Barnaby. 388 00:45:07,304 --> 00:45:10,432 I have got a little surprise for you. 389 00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:17,677 One Caribbean cruise for two, first-class. 390 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:22,180 - Barnaby. - I know. 391 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:25,582 I couldn't resist. 392 00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:28,391 I want to spoil my wife. 393 00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:33,156 We could look a little happier. They cost a small fortune. 394 00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:40,868 I don't know if I want to go away right now. 395 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:43,605 Sorry, what? 396 00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:46,799 Nothing, I... 397 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:54,180 - You surprised me. - Carmen, we just got married! 398 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:55,646 I'm fine. 399 00:45:55,986 --> 00:45:59,183 Well, if you're fine, then that's fine. 400 00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:01,791 Fine. Fine. Fine 401 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:14,234 Carmen, I paid a lot of money for decent wine glasses. 402 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:17,404 Please use them. 403 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,431 I got married. 404 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:40,555 Dot the "I." 405 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:46,991 See? It does work in English. 406 00:50:25,756 --> 00:50:26,950 Carmen? 407 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:29,483 Yes? 408 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,871 There's something that I have to tell you. 409 00:50:58,922 --> 00:51:00,549 Something that... 410 00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:03,988 That's not very... 411 00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:19,464 I lied to you. 412 00:51:49,473 --> 00:51:52,704 My friends never told you where I worked, did they? 413 00:51:55,712 --> 00:51:59,808 - No. - Then it was you, wasn't it? Following me? 414 00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:02,242 No. 415 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,614 Oh, Jesus, not again. 416 00:52:10,026 --> 00:52:12,119 What are you talking about? 417 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:16,061 I can't believe I'm doing this to Barnaby. He's been nothing but good to me. 418 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,533 But you can't be with someone just because they're good to you. 419 00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:21,969 - Really? And why not? - Well, no, because you need... 420 00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,171 - Because you need passion, I think... - Passion? 421 00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:27,335 Yeah. 422 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:31,110 Don't talk to me about passion. 423 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,879 I've tried passion. 424 00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:38,850 Passion for people who don't deserve it... 425 00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:41,891 for people who cause me pain. 426 00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:46,293 I've followed my heart before. 427 00:52:47,464 --> 00:52:49,557 You want to see what I got? 428 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,543 I wanted to leave. 429 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,447 He had... 430 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:12,619 other ideas. 431 00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:17,156 I'm sorry. 432 00:53:20,297 --> 00:53:22,162 I thought he found me. 433 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:24,995 That he was here... 434 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,065 following me like he used to. 435 00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:33,169 Hiding in the shadows, but... 436 00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:37,112 - it was you. - No. 437 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,372 No, it wasn't. 438 00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:42,511 Carmen, wait! 439 00:54:11,281 --> 00:54:13,010 Barnaby, I'm sorry. 440 00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:20,687 I know I fucked up, and you don't deserve it. 441 00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:27,695 But I want you to know it's over. 442 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,265 I don't want to fuck up anymore. 443 00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:39,703 Barnaby. 444 00:54:41,845 --> 00:54:43,005 Leave. 445 00:54:44,481 --> 00:54:47,211 - Please. - Just leave, before I... 446 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,548 - I'm not going to... - Get out! 447 00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:52,913 Okay. 448 00:55:20,116 --> 00:55:22,243 I hope this thing's working. 449 00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:31,122 You know, everyone thinks that I've got everything. 450 00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:37,424 What have I got? 451 00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:44,999 A nice home, money. 452 00:55:50,613 --> 00:55:52,012 I haven't got you. 453 00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:57,215 I mean, I never did. 454 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,354 And without you... 455 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:13,698 Some people say this is the easy way out. 456 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:23,509 It's taking more courage than anything I've ever done before. 457 00:56:28,184 --> 00:56:30,152 Look at me, I'm shaking. 458 00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:37,359 The camera never lies, even when it deceives. 459 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:43,095 This is what I've chosen to do. 460 00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:46,432 I love you. 461 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,356 Excuse me, miss, you can't come in here. 462 00:57:48,097 --> 00:57:49,496 Where is he? 463 00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:58,167 I'm so very sorry. 464 00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:05,212 Take that fucking camera out of my face! 465 00:58:18,094 --> 00:58:19,391 Kit! 466 00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:25,534 - Carmen. What happened? - He's dead. 467 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,365 - What? - I killed him. 468 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:31,440 Barnaby. He's dead. I killed him. He shot himself. 469 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,567 - Oh, Jesus, no. - I got to call about his ambulance. 470 00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:35,975 - Fuck. What have I done? - It's not your fault! 471 00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:39,071 Don't you see? It is my fault, Carmen. I've gotta call Ford. 472 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:42,709 I've got to tell him what's happened. It's gotta stop right away. 473 00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:45,747 - Who's Ford? - Why did I do it? Fuck! 474 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,881 What's going on? 475 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,856 Carmen, I'm so sorry. 476 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:53,055 What? 477 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:59,029 What the fuck is going on here? 478 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:02,162 I knew it was wrong right from the start. Okay? 479 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:04,664 I needed the money. 480 00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:07,835 - Kit, you're scaring me. - I wanted to tell you. 481 00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:10,978 I wanted to tell you before, but I just... 482 00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:13,648 Tell me what? 483 00:59:15,151 --> 00:59:18,552 Kit? Fuck. Tell me what? 484 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:24,151 I'm Kit. Kit Winter. 485 01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:29,189 - Ford. - Ford? 486 01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:36,022 - This is Tom and Theo. - Hi. 487 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,298 - Hi. - Johnny Handsome. 488 01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:41,293 My assistants. 489 01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:45,074 - Let me take your coat. - Thanks. 490 01:00:58,054 --> 01:01:00,318 We're not actually his assistants. 491 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:03,188 That's just one of Ford's little jokes. 492 01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:05,523 No. Yeah, 'cause we're the producers. 493 01:01:11,034 --> 01:01:12,695 ...letting Ford direct, you know. 494 01:01:12,769 --> 01:01:16,466 - Theo, coffee. - Yeah, sure, director. 495 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:34,282 - Where are you from? - Brazil. 496 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,589 But my dad's English, so I can work here. 497 01:01:38,661 --> 01:01:41,095 Yeah, but you speak Spanish, yeah? 498 01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:46,192 No, I don't. In Brazil, we speak Portuguese. 499 01:01:48,938 --> 01:01:50,064 Good. 500 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,240 What have you been working on recently? 501 01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:57,574 Things. Some projects, you know. 502 01:01:58,915 --> 01:02:01,213 It's a bit of a hectic time right now. 503 01:02:03,019 --> 01:02:04,213 Things. 504 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,445 Do you want to be a star? 505 01:02:08,825 --> 01:02:10,292 I don't know. 506 01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:12,583 Yes. 507 01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,529 - Sorry. Coffee's off. - Thanks. 508 01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:26,439 So here it is. A love triangle. 509 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:30,570 There's a couple about to get married, only the girl's having doubts. 510 01:02:30,646 --> 01:02:33,877 You know, the usual shit. Is she marrying the right guy, blah-blah? 511 01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:37,613 She does love her fianc�, but there's something missing. 512 01:02:39,055 --> 01:02:42,991 And then on her hen night, she meets someone else. 513 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:47,520 Someone with a little fire in his belly. 514 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:51,660 And that's when things start to get interesting. 515 01:02:51,734 --> 01:02:52,894 Great. 516 01:02:53,536 --> 01:02:55,834 - Where's the script? - No script. 517 01:02:57,106 --> 01:03:00,473 Improvisation. Reality cinema. 518 01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:03,172 It's all the rage. 519 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,971 - If you get the part... - Of course. 520 01:03:06,149 --> 01:03:10,051 ...then you'll use this whenever you're with the girl... 521 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,784 to get your side of the story. 522 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:21,623 You in? 523 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:24,896 That's it? 524 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:28,695 - You don't want me to audition? - She's gonna love you. 525 01:03:28,771 --> 01:03:31,501 I mean, this whole Latino thing... 526 01:03:31,741 --> 01:03:33,140 it's so now. 527 01:03:33,442 --> 01:03:34,773 Righteous. 528 01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:37,074 Theo, contract and release form. 529 01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:42,006 Great. Yeah. 530 01:03:51,093 --> 01:03:53,789 He hasn't even told you the sucker punch yet. 531 01:03:53,863 --> 01:03:56,388 - Theo. - The real twist of the movie. 532 01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:58,298 What's that? 533 01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:03,961 I was gonna tell you about that when we'd finalized the details. 534 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:10,877 - No. What's he talking about? - The girl, yeah, and her fianc�? 535 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:13,575 They don't know they're in the movie. 536 01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:15,208 What? 537 01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:18,711 That's the hook. 538 01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:22,980 They have no idea that they're there for our entertainment. 539 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:26,285 It's kind of an emotional snuff movie. 540 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,455 Put it on automatic, because it does it for you. 541 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,762 That's videotaping, not filmmaking. I'm a filmmaker, not a videotaper. 542 01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:35,065 You meet the girl on the hen night. The real thing. 543 01:04:35,137 --> 01:04:37,401 Would you mind sharing a table? 544 01:04:37,573 --> 01:04:41,839 - No rehearsals? - Life has no rehearsals. 545 01:04:41,911 --> 01:04:43,242 And there's something else. 546 01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:46,475 I'd quite like to play a little joke on my fianc�e this evening. 547 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,642 Do you know that French tradition, the one where... 548 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:53,178 The bride-to-be must choose a man for one last kiss. 549 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,656 And remember, don't let any other handsome guys in. 550 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:57,249 I'm afraid we are fully booked, sir. 551 01:04:57,326 --> 01:04:59,351 - That should cover it. - Yes. 552 01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:02,590 Thank you very much. 553 01:05:02,665 --> 01:05:04,155 She's a real beauty. 554 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,598 Spanish. A little nuts. 555 01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:09,737 A kind of Betty Blue. 556 01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:12,167 Why do you have to film everything? 557 01:05:12,975 --> 01:05:16,741 I know where she lives, where she works. 558 01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:19,042 - How did you find me? - Your friends at the restaurant. 559 01:05:19,115 --> 01:05:20,707 They have a big mouth. 560 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,650 I even know what her favorite book is. 561 01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:27,379 Seduction ammo. 562 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:30,817 So you want me to break up this relationship for real? 563 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,019 Fucking A. 564 01:05:32,895 --> 01:05:35,796 The guy is a real rich tosspot. 565 01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:39,933 You break this couple up, you're gonna be doing the girl a favor, trust me. 566 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:41,560 I live in the same building as him. 567 01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:43,468 I can get into his flat and hide the cameras. 568 01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:45,507 They've got this sound and motion function. 569 01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:46,768 Switch themselves on and off. 570 01:05:46,842 --> 01:05:49,675 And then, when he's out, I can just get in and change over the tapes. 571 01:05:49,745 --> 01:05:51,269 - Marry me. - Barnaby. 572 01:05:51,347 --> 01:05:53,338 Life is fucking art, man. 573 01:05:54,517 --> 01:05:56,314 I don't believe this. 574 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:59,918 The salary's �300 a week, cash. 575 01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:07,185 I can't do it. 576 01:06:09,265 --> 01:06:10,459 What? 577 01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:14,594 I mean, doesn't this seem wrong to you? 578 01:06:14,704 --> 01:06:16,365 I don't see where wrong comes into it. 579 01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:19,203 Either you want to be a star, or you don't. 580 01:06:19,275 --> 01:06:22,142 You want to be famous, you gotta fuck someone over. 581 01:06:24,213 --> 01:06:28,582 Look, I'm flattered, really, guys. But, no, thanks. 582 01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:36,755 No dog experience, but I don't believe that you need dog experience to... 583 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,350 Okay, thank you, bye. 584 01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:40,486 - Okay, �400. - No. 585 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,595 Yeah, where I come from, in my culture... 586 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,895 it's very important to do really good burgers. 587 01:06:44,967 --> 01:06:46,992 Dreams don't fall into your lap. 588 01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:50,837 I know you're in there. 589 01:06:50,906 --> 01:06:53,602 You'd better have it by the time I get back, or you're out! 590 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,871 �500. Final offer. 591 01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:01,646 Hi, it's Kit. Yeah, the Brazilian. Yeah, hi. 592 01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:05,153 Is the offer still open? 593 01:07:19,268 --> 01:07:21,759 Carmen, I'm sorry. 594 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:27,534 I tried to stop it. 595 01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:29,100 I can't do this anymore, Ford. 596 01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:31,612 You pull out now, and I'll sue. Read your contract. 597 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,011 Just be there. 598 01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:35,882 But you didn't stop it, Kit. 599 01:07:37,286 --> 01:07:39,015 You didn't stop it. 600 01:07:40,756 --> 01:07:44,283 - It was all an act. - No, it wasn't. It wasn't an... 601 01:07:46,762 --> 01:07:48,229 Not with you. 602 01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:51,689 I was scared that if I told you... 603 01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:10,812 Ford? How did you get into my flat? 604 01:08:11,887 --> 01:08:15,254 - Barnaby. - Barnaby? 605 01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:19,120 Dead man walking. 606 01:08:20,863 --> 01:08:22,387 No fucking way. 607 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:25,666 - You know, sometimes... - No fucking way. 608 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:28,397 ...I amaze myself. 609 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,800 Nice. 610 01:08:37,413 --> 01:08:41,440 I saw them. I saw the police and the ambulance. 611 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,016 I saw them. 612 01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:48,178 Actors. 613 01:08:48,257 --> 01:08:49,918 All right. If she says anything to you... 614 01:08:49,992 --> 01:08:53,052 - I'm so sorry. ...just tell her it's police procedure. 615 01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:55,788 I saw blood. 616 01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:01,931 Fuck me. 617 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:05,171 - I want to see that back. - That was magic. 618 01:09:06,175 --> 01:09:07,665 Go on, man. 619 01:09:09,211 --> 01:09:11,270 - Did it work? - It did, yeah. 620 01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:13,078 I love you. 621 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:17,176 Fake, like Kit's feelings for you. 622 01:09:17,253 --> 01:09:20,245 - No, that's not true. - What is it you call it? 623 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:21,816 The Method. 624 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,285 - You motherfucker. - What? 625 01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:27,858 No one forced you to do anything. You wanted to be a star. Remember? 626 01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:29,898 - Yeah, well, you fucking married her. - I know. 627 01:09:29,965 --> 01:09:31,523 Great twist, eh? 628 01:09:36,138 --> 01:09:37,332 Okay. 629 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,365 Just calm down. 630 01:09:43,812 --> 01:09:47,612 I have only come to pay what I owe. 631 01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:50,112 Fuck... 632 01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:53,521 You've grown a conscience all of a sudden? 633 01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:56,823 You didn't seem to mind fucking another man's wife. 634 01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:05,022 Suit yourself, but I need the camera back. 635 01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:08,162 Take it and get out. 636 01:10:09,772 --> 01:10:12,969 - And the others. - Others? 637 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:17,044 Yeah, well, I can't let you keep it, kid. 638 01:10:17,112 --> 01:10:19,979 It's far too expensive. You must understand that. 639 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,573 Not in my fucking flat. 640 01:10:21,650 --> 01:10:23,379 It's a bedsit, Kit. 641 01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:42,665 This is really good stuff. 642 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:45,536 Carmen, I swear I know nothing about this. 643 01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:48,133 No, there he is telling you the truth. 644 01:10:48,210 --> 01:10:50,041 If I'd told him about the hidden cameras... 645 01:10:50,112 --> 01:10:52,103 his performance wouldn't have been so authentic. 646 01:10:52,181 --> 01:10:53,808 And believe me... 647 01:10:55,584 --> 01:10:57,848 that's about as authentic as it gets. 648 01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:03,283 - When we met... - She speaks. 649 01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,718 ...did you have it planned already? 650 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:09,223 Honey, try and keep up. 651 01:11:10,165 --> 01:11:12,463 It's why we met. 652 01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:18,900 The moment I saw you, I knew I'd found my character. 653 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:24,511 Tempestuous, vulnerable... 654 01:11:25,214 --> 01:11:26,374 needy. 655 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,479 Why are you so good to me? 656 01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:32,315 And then when I found out about this psycho ex-boyfriend of hers... 657 01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:35,255 and the acid attack, perfect. 658 01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:38,526 It is brilliant casting on my part, you must admit. 659 01:11:39,361 --> 01:11:41,955 I mean, the girl's a complete fuck-up. 660 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:48,362 What? You want me to feel bad? 661 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:50,931 I'm... 662 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:54,306 an artist. 663 01:11:55,611 --> 01:11:57,738 Does a painter feel for his paint? 664 01:12:00,382 --> 01:12:03,545 You want a little sprinkling of Freudian motivation. 665 01:12:03,619 --> 01:12:04,984 Might help. 666 01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:08,721 Let me see, what can I tell you? 667 01:12:09,591 --> 01:12:11,388 That I grew up alone? 668 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:15,956 That my parents threw money at me instead of love? 669 01:12:16,031 --> 01:12:18,261 That I was shunted from one nanny to another... 670 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,859 from one heartless boarding school to the next? 671 01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:23,461 That I was taught to be emotionally frigid? 672 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:26,832 Well, fuck that. 673 01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:30,038 I did it because I was bored. 674 01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:32,504 Because I could. 675 01:12:32,581 --> 01:12:35,175 Because I had the time and the money. 676 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:39,014 I did it because people like me... 677 01:12:39,788 --> 01:12:43,724 get to play with the lives of people like you. 678 01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:49,130 Because you so desperately wanted to believe in love. 679 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:08,375 Just got out of hand, didn't it? 680 01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:14,855 You went and kissed each other... 681 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,818 like you weren't meant to kiss each other. 682 01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:26,661 You never kissed me like that. 683 01:13:30,305 --> 01:13:31,567 Not once. 684 01:13:40,015 --> 01:13:42,813 I suppose that that is why I... 685 01:13:54,663 --> 01:13:56,722 - Fuck me, I'm good. - What the fuck? 686 01:13:56,799 --> 01:13:59,962 I just thought a little tearful confession would come in useful, you know. 687 01:14:00,035 --> 01:14:03,163 Cut it into the film somewhere, but that's the last one. 688 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,535 Trust me. 689 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:11,837 I just realized. 690 01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:13,740 What? 691 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,615 Nobody ever is gonna see your film. 692 01:14:17,219 --> 01:14:18,811 And why is that? 693 01:14:19,021 --> 01:14:21,854 Because you need a release form from Carmen. 694 01:14:21,924 --> 01:14:23,892 You need her permission. 695 01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:28,253 Making a film is all about organization. 696 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,227 You've got to think of everything. 697 01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:38,103 Cross the "T's" and... 698 01:14:40,075 --> 01:14:41,337 dot the "I's." 699 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,286 You'll thank me one day. 700 01:15:53,782 --> 01:15:56,342 How do you feel about being nominated for the award... 701 01:15:56,418 --> 01:15:58,079 at the 3rd Indie-Vision Festival? 702 01:15:58,153 --> 01:16:00,383 I gotta tell you, it's a buzz. 703 01:16:01,189 --> 01:16:03,180 It's a great honor. 704 01:16:05,027 --> 01:16:08,554 More than I could've hoped for with this, my first film. 705 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:12,029 But I had a wonderful cast, a good team around me, so... 706 01:16:12,801 --> 01:16:14,564 - Sorry. - Sorry, what? 707 01:16:14,636 --> 01:16:17,469 Are we excited about tonight's proceedings? 708 01:16:17,606 --> 01:16:19,403 Of course, we're very happy... 709 01:16:19,474 --> 01:16:22,466 that "Dot the I" has been nominated for an award tonight. 710 01:16:22,544 --> 01:16:25,012 Everybody's invited. There's no hard feelings between us. 711 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,513 We're all great friends now. 712 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,415 I think everyone's very proud of our achievements. 713 01:16:30,018 --> 01:16:33,647 Especially as it was our idea in the first place. 714 01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:36,451 And the film has been doing so wonderfully well... 715 01:16:36,525 --> 01:16:38,425 on the film-festival circuit. 716 01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:42,327 Of course, we wanna get it out there, you know, into the cinemas. 717 01:16:42,731 --> 01:16:46,394 Well, this evening's proceedings should bring us a lot of publicity. 718 01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:49,631 Yes, well, we want a hit. Absolutely, yeah. 719 01:16:52,407 --> 01:16:54,671 Okay, good. One more like that. 720 01:16:57,713 --> 01:16:58,941 Sorry, what? 721 01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:01,045 When we were making the movie... 722 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:04,916 Carmen didn't know she was in the film, and she was, understandably... 723 01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,679 a little freaked out at the time. 724 01:17:07,756 --> 01:17:09,451 And then time went by... 725 01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:11,316 and I quietly went to work. 726 01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:14,453 And I cut together a really moving performance. 727 01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:17,592 And I showed it to her. She loved it. 728 01:17:17,866 --> 01:17:21,097 Well, of course she loved it. She's beautiful in it. She's wonderful. 729 01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:24,570 It was like six or seven months of pent-up emotion... 730 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,268 suddenly flowed out of her. 731 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:33,638 And I took her in my arms after the screening, gave her a cuddle. 732 01:17:33,949 --> 01:17:38,409 I think we made a connection that was deeper than anything we had in the film. 733 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:41,422 Something very real now between Carmen and me. 734 01:17:41,590 --> 01:17:44,354 And so now we come to the Newcomer Award. 735 01:17:45,127 --> 01:17:47,095 And I'm pleased to say that in this category... 736 01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:51,121 the judging panel have come to a completely unanimous decision. 737 01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:54,901 This award goes to a film which is... 738 01:17:55,070 --> 01:17:57,402 uncompromising and remarkable. 739 01:17:58,206 --> 01:18:00,606 It is an extraordinary achievement. 740 01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:05,136 A tragic love story which is startling in its authenticity and realism. 741 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,209 - Put it on automatic. - What? 742 01:18:07,282 --> 01:18:10,410 It gives me great pleasure to present the Newcomer Award... 743 01:18:10,485 --> 01:18:13,283 to Barnaby F. Caspian for "Dot the I"! 744 01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:15,152 - You're gonna miss him. - I can handle it. 745 01:18:15,223 --> 01:18:17,384 Put the fucking thing on automatic. 746 01:18:55,297 --> 01:18:57,959 Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. 747 01:18:58,033 --> 01:18:59,557 He's got a gun! 748 01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:03,870 - Is he dead? - I don't know. 749 01:19:03,939 --> 01:19:06,066 - Did you get the shot? - I think so. 750 01:19:06,842 --> 01:19:09,310 - Did you get the shot, Theo? - I got it. 751 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:10,605 Good. 752 01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:17,148 Barnaby? 753 01:19:29,231 --> 01:19:31,995 - You wanna tell us what's going on? - I wish I knew. 754 01:19:32,067 --> 01:19:35,059 You're gonna have to do better than that, son. 755 01:19:39,374 --> 01:19:41,569 It was Tom and Theo's idea... 756 01:19:42,711 --> 01:19:44,235 the whole film. 757 01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:50,877 And they thought it would be a great idea if the film spilled over into real life. 758 01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:53,247 Go on. 759 01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:58,023 The plan was that I was... 760 01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:04,489 supposed to be upset because Carmen was back with Barnaby. 761 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:08,227 I would seek my revenge in his moment of glory. 762 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:11,128 I was going to pretend to shoot him. 763 01:20:11,673 --> 01:20:15,939 And he was going to pretend to go down. Just for the cameras, you know? 764 01:20:16,845 --> 01:20:21,612 Then I would get jumped on, and we'd let it go on just for a little while... 765 01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:24,751 until the whole ceremony descended into chaos. 766 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:28,847 Then he would get up, and that was it. We'd all have a good laugh. 767 01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:30,953 What was the point? 768 01:20:31,693 --> 01:20:33,923 What was the point? Publicity. 769 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:39,490 The stunt would hit the news, and you can't buy that kind of publicity. 770 01:20:40,435 --> 01:20:44,428 Tom and Theo thought that the film would be a hit off the back of it. 771 01:20:48,143 --> 01:20:51,203 - This is a starter pistol. - I know. 772 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:54,378 - It only fires blanks. - I know. 773 01:20:55,784 --> 01:21:00,244 Then if you shot him with a starter pistol, perhaps you could explain to me... 774 01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:03,814 how Barnaby is lying in a hospital bed fighting for his life. 775 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:06,556 All I know is that that was the plan. 776 01:21:07,629 --> 01:21:10,120 That's why I was given the starter pistol. 777 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:13,497 - You can't go in there, love. Sorry. - No, he's my husband. 778 01:21:13,568 --> 01:21:17,698 You know, maybe you should talk to Tom and Theo. It was their idea. 779 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:21,804 And, you know, they were always a little bit nuts. 780 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,876 I don't know, maybe they took the stunt to heart. 781 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,518 I don't know what you're talking about. 782 01:21:37,592 --> 01:21:40,288 I don't know anything about no publicity stunt. 783 01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:57,340 Is this camera yours? 784 01:22:02,617 --> 01:22:03,675 Yes. 785 01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:06,415 And this? 786 01:22:14,062 --> 01:22:16,895 - This has nothing to do with us. - They found it in the ballroom. 787 01:22:16,965 --> 01:22:19,160 - Another starting pistol? - No. 788 01:22:19,567 --> 01:22:21,364 It's an automatic. Guess what? 789 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:24,064 - It's recently been fired. - So? 790 01:22:24,506 --> 01:22:26,667 I've never seen that fucking thing in my life. 791 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:30,142 Then perhaps you could explain why it has your fingerprints all over it. 792 01:22:30,211 --> 01:22:32,042 - What? - No, I swear. 793 01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:33,273 I swear. 794 01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:36,644 Let's have a look at this, shall we? 795 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:44,086 And tonight's proceedings should bring us a lot of publicity. 796 01:22:44,826 --> 01:22:46,657 Because, you know, we want a hit. 797 01:22:46,728 --> 01:22:47,752 Absolutely. 798 01:22:47,829 --> 01:22:48,887 Sir. 799 01:22:55,937 --> 01:22:59,031 Well, boys, you're in a whole heap of trouble. 800 01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:01,775 Barnaby's dead. 801 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,683 So what have we got? 802 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,620 To present the Newcomer Award... 803 01:23:12,687 --> 01:23:15,349 Put it on automatic. You're gonna miss the shot. 804 01:23:15,423 --> 01:23:17,254 - You're gonna miss him. - I can handle it. 805 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:19,486 Put the fucking thing on automatic. 806 01:23:56,898 --> 01:23:59,924 Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. 807 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,332 He's got a gun. 808 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,131 - Is he dead? - I don't know. 809 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:07,197 Oh, Jesus Christ. Did you get the shot, Theo? 810 01:24:07,275 --> 01:24:09,266 - I think so. - Did you get it? 811 01:24:09,611 --> 01:24:11,602 - I got it. - Good. 812 01:24:41,843 --> 01:24:43,811 Theo, what the fuck have you done? 813 01:24:43,878 --> 01:24:47,473 I swear I found it in my pocket. Honest, I don't know where it came from. 814 01:24:47,549 --> 01:24:50,143 What the fuck have you done? 815 01:24:50,218 --> 01:24:53,016 I think you should get yourselves a lawyer. 816 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:56,237 Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial? 817 01:26:56,978 --> 01:26:58,468 Do you miss Barnaby? 818 01:26:58,846 --> 01:27:01,007 Carmen, who made your dress? 819 01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:05,047 Get that camera out of here! 820 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:34,324 Dot the I passes the $50 million mark. 821 01:29:34,402 --> 01:29:35,892 It's a lot of money. 822 01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:40,207 What are you doing? 823 01:29:43,678 --> 01:29:45,509 You got any papers in there? 824 01:29:46,509 --> 01:29:56,509 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 59832

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