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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,575 "EDGARDO SAYS:" 2 00:02:53,316 --> 00:02:59,983 Who'd leave their dog...? What a lovely boy. 3 00:03:00,356 --> 00:03:02,722 Come here. 4 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,887 Come on. 5 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:30,580 Why are you doing that when there are other things to do? 6 00:03:30,953 --> 00:03:32,511 We need some omelets. 7 00:03:32,722 --> 00:03:36,089 Do one with cod, one with garlic... 8 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:39,022 and two with potatoes, one without onion. 9 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,362 Did you get the pickled tuna? 10 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,596 - All right, I'll do it. - Lolo! 11 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,200 Shit, I can't cope. 12 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:00,645 I'm still hung over from last night. 13 00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:03,546 I feel awful. I didn't sleep a wink. 14 00:04:03,986 --> 00:04:06,352 We'll need things for your birthday party. 15 00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:10,616 Shit, let me recover before we talk about that, will you? 16 00:04:10,826 --> 00:04:13,124 It's only a few days away. 17 00:04:13,929 --> 00:04:16,329 I'll look after the catering. 18 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:19,763 - You're getting too old for things. - Screw you. 19 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:23,234 I got the tent. It's fantastic, big enough for three. 20 00:04:23,439 --> 00:04:25,430 - Did you get the sleeping bags? - Not yet. 21 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,233 Where did you say the campsite was? 22 00:04:27,443 --> 00:04:30,003 A mile from Benicassim, near the festival. 23 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,940 And full of Italian chicks. 24 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,515 Didn't you prefer Dutch girls? 25 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:40,348 They're sluts. Their folks give them contraceptives when they reach 13. 26 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:44,617 But they come in June with the German girls, who have bigger tits. 27 00:04:45,194 --> 00:04:49,221 In July, English girls. They get drunk and fuck anything that moves. 28 00:04:49,432 --> 00:04:52,833 In August, the Italian and French girls. 29 00:04:53,035 --> 00:04:57,995 They're tighter but not bad. Pizza and champagne, kid! 30 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:02,033 If you don't get laid in Spain in summer it's because you're stupid. 31 00:05:02,244 --> 00:05:04,212 Opo. 32 00:05:04,713 --> 00:05:06,408 You're out of your head. 33 00:05:06,949 --> 00:05:10,851 - 100g of ham. Anything else? - No, dear. Here. 34 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:15,422 - Your pension goes a long way. - I can't even feed the cats with it. 35 00:05:15,624 --> 00:05:17,387 This is savings. 36 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:21,757 - Careful with this 20 cent piece. - All this progress... 37 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:25,966 and we go back to cents. - I haven't seen Mariano lately. 38 00:05:26,168 --> 00:05:29,399 - How is he? - Fine. Just fine. 39 00:05:29,672 --> 00:05:32,732 He doesn't like the heat so he stays in. 40 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,138 - Right. - Maybe it'll turn cooler soon. 41 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:37,471 He hates this heat. Bye. 42 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,375 - Bye. - Bye. 43 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:42,949 My turn. 400g of chickpeas, some olives... 44 00:05:43,152 --> 00:05:44,952 and some cheap anchovies. I've got no savings. 45 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:49,056 You heard Conchi. You can't live on the pension they give you. 46 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:52,352 - And no kids to help her out. - Maybe that's why she has savings. 47 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,530 It's just the two of them. With my three I spend everything. 48 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:58,427 You're only happy when you're complaining. 49 00:05:59,201 --> 00:06:00,498 It's all right for Raquel. 50 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:05,607 She's on her own. It's two years since Santi left you, right? 51 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,976 I mean... since you split up. 52 00:06:09,178 --> 00:06:11,772 That's it. Anything else? 53 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,775 No, nothing else. 54 00:06:15,184 --> 00:06:18,210 Lolo, the coffee's boiling over. 55 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,388 You're losing it, mate! 56 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,251 Here's your tuna roll. Don't you start too! 57 00:06:23,459 --> 00:06:26,053 - What's the matter? - I'm on my own! 58 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:29,356 - What about Rosalia? - She's gone shopping. 59 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:34,161 - Do I get that cuttlefish or what? - It's coming, damnit! 60 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:50,552 Rosalia. 61 00:06:51,053 --> 00:06:52,543 Rosalia, where are you? 62 00:06:53,489 --> 00:06:55,423 Rosalla. 63 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,457 Shit, Rosalla, there's a lot to do. 64 00:07:00,062 --> 00:07:03,088 Well listen... 65 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:05,062 When you stop sulking... 66 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:08,236 get some anchovies and bring them over. 67 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:17,001 Four weeks on a ship? Shit! 68 00:07:17,213 --> 00:07:21,274 My folks preferred four weeks on a ship to starving. 69 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:25,343 - Your health, sir. - Cheers. 70 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,815 It's hot, isn't it? 71 00:07:31,627 --> 00:07:33,652 I've got cancer. 72 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:42,532 And, to cap it all, the doctor says stop smoking. 73 00:07:43,706 --> 00:07:45,674 - Know what I said to him? - No. 74 00:07:45,874 --> 00:07:49,833 "Doctor, why wipe my ass if I'm already in the toilet?" 75 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:55,281 That's telling him! 76 00:07:56,919 --> 00:07:59,080 I've got... 77 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:02,379 maybe two months. 78 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:04,923 And with this heat, it's going to be pretty bad. 79 00:08:05,127 --> 00:08:08,619 Yeah, it's too hot. It's the ozone layer. 80 00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:12,733 They've started giving me drugs. So I won't realize. 81 00:08:12,935 --> 00:08:14,732 They give you drugs? 82 00:08:14,937 --> 00:08:16,996 That's fucking great! 83 00:08:17,473 --> 00:08:19,737 Mariano, put the cigarette out. 84 00:08:19,942 --> 00:08:22,604 - What are you doing here? - Nothing. I... 85 00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:25,780 Nothing, woman. The boy's keeping me company. 86 00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:27,608 Come here, Opo. 87 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:32,052 - You know I don't want you here. - I like talking to Mariano. 88 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:35,846 I came for something special. It's Cesar's birthday. 89 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:39,653 He's getting older. And with supply and demand how it is... 90 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:42,023 I wouldn't want to end up with nothing. 91 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,756 - What do you want? - 30 "Mitsubishis". 92 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,793 30 "Mitsubishis"? 93 00:08:48,304 --> 00:08:52,035 My goodness. That's a lot. 94 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,904 - There are a lot of us. - I see. 95 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,040 How about some "Simpsons"? 96 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,811 The gang gets too wild on those. The other day, Xavi took one and... 97 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:08,080 - When do you want them for? - Saturday. 98 00:09:08,357 --> 00:09:10,416 Saturday? 99 00:09:10,726 --> 00:09:13,991 - I'll see what I can do. - Okay. 100 00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:17,698 By the way, Mariano went over the top today. 101 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,094 He told me some story... 102 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,126 Did he? What did he tell you? 103 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:25,705 He said he's got cancer and that they give him drugs. 104 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,738 Anyway, I'm off. Bye. 105 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:37,874 Mariano! Have you gone mad? Look what you've done! 106 00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:18,051 - Hello, Montse. - Lolo. How're things? 107 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:20,244 - I need some anchovies. - No problem. 108 00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:22,981 Montse, a kilo of anchovies for Lolo. 109 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:26,787 Hey, Eloy, I wanted to ask you something. 110 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:31,726 Do you know of a cook who could help me out at the bar for a few days? 111 00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,526 Have you sent your wife on holiday? 112 00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:36,703 No. She's sick. 113 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,032 Don't you close in August? 114 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,233 You won't find a cook now who'll work for just 3 or 4 days. 115 00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:46,244 I was thinking of staying open another 2 weeks. 116 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,540 I don't want to close the whole month. 117 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,276 If your wife's sick, you should. 118 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:55,421 Yes, well, I have to go and open. 119 00:11:56,892 --> 00:12:00,453 - Chalk it up. - If I hear of one, I'll call you. 120 00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:02,562 And look after that wife of yours. 121 00:12:02,698 --> 00:12:04,666 Okay, okay. 122 00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:08,734 THINGS ARE STILL BAD IN BUENOS AIRES. 123 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,768 I KNOW. 124 00:12:19,081 --> 00:12:21,709 I'M TRYING TO GET DUAL NATIONALITY. 125 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,579 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT AUGUST? IT'S TOO HOT. 126 00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:32,455 AFRAID TO MEET ME FACE TO FACE? 127 00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:46,899 IT'S LATE. I HAVE TO GO. 128 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:53,413 When an old elephant senses that his time has come... 129 00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:57,051 he chooses a younger elephant to accompany him and leaves the herd... 130 00:12:57,252 --> 00:12:59,516 on what will be his last journey. 131 00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:03,324 They will walk across the savannah... 132 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,999 - You don't look too good. - I couldn't sleep. 133 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:25,668 - It's the heat. - Maybe someone wouldn't let her. 134 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,245 No, I really couldn't sleep. 135 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:32,352 Only joking. But being on your own you can do what you want. 136 00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:35,045 Sure. The advantages of separation, you know. 137 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:38,657 Well? 138 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,987 Two tins of sardines and some sausage. 139 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:45,155 - You're better off on your own. - It's worth it in the end. 140 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,595 The trouble men give... 141 00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:49,600 It's good to have a man at hand when the tap's broken. 142 00:13:50,272 --> 00:13:52,570 - True. - What do you do then? 143 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:57,205 - I turn on another. What else? - 200g of mortadella. 144 00:13:57,412 --> 00:14:01,178 My Cesar's the handyman at home. His father's useless. 145 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,819 - He can fix anything. - He could fix Raquel's video. 146 00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:07,278 - It's broken, isn't it? - Yes. 147 00:14:07,489 --> 00:14:09,457 - I'll tell him to call in. - No. 148 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,892 Don't bother, I hardly use it. 149 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,889 The odd dirty film can brighten up your life. 150 00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:16,689 Really! 151 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:20,259 - Yes, I'll tell him to call in. - Whatever. 152 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:23,165 - Anything else? - Some eggs. 153 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:27,774 Feel that. Just like Bruce Lee. 154 00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,171 From all the hand movement. 155 00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:34,674 Look. 156 00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:37,351 I'm getting one of these. 157 00:14:41,056 --> 00:14:44,253 - You're getting a nunchaku? - Yeah. So? 158 00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:48,395 Self-defense, kid. And it's a martial art like judo or karate. 159 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:51,998 But discredited by louts with broom handles and toilet chains. 160 00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:55,430 Bruce Lee got killed by a nunchaku, didn't he? 161 00:14:55,637 --> 00:14:58,162 What are you saying! 162 00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:00,534 That was a cover-up. 163 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:03,477 Bruce Lee was killed by a Hollywood producer... 164 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:07,171 who wanted Chuck Norris to be the new martial arts king. 165 00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,976 They didn't want a Chinese as the hero. 166 00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:12,345 That's why David Carradine was the Grasshopper. 167 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:15,682 - Who? - David Carradine. Kill Bill. 168 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,919 Ah, Kill Bill. But Kill Bill was Chinese. 169 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,285 Of course he wasn't Chinese. 170 00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:24,988 His name was David Carradine. Car-ra-dine. 171 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:31,467 Anyway, they took slant-eyed actors because there was "chinaphobia". 172 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,673 Being killed was the best thing for the Master. 173 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:37,208 Better than Norris's shopping channel. 174 00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:41,673 What do you mean? Chuck Norris keeps really well. 175 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,110 - Does he? - Yeah! 176 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,311 - He's got a fine physique. - Now this is a fine physique. 177 00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:51,055 - Chuck Norris? No way! - You just watch yourself, Opo. 178 00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,124 Watch yourself. 179 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,332 Hello. A beer. 180 00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:03,502 I'm out of draught. It'll have to be bottled. 181 00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:07,334 Give me a small one. What "tapas" have you got? 182 00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:12,805 - Those there. - I see. A packet of crisps. 183 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,109 - The octopus is fresh. - Sure. I'll have the crisps. 184 00:16:18,987 --> 00:16:20,215 Shit. 185 00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,920 Conchi, how you doing? 186 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:30,292 - You know, kid. It's hot. - Yeah. 187 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,398 The money for the coffee. 188 00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:38,869 - Okay. - Bye. 189 00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,672 - Morning, madam. - Morning. 190 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,478 Hello, boy. 191 00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:53,349 - Yes? - It's Cesar, Carmen's son. 192 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,183 - About the video. - Right. Come In. 193 00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,489 Turn that off. 194 00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,164 That's it. 195 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,601 - I need to take it away. - Okay. 196 00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:26,618 The heads might be dirty, but it's a good video. 197 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:32,485 Yes. I haven't used it much lately. 198 00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:46,935 I'll have to open it. I'll bring it back in a few days. 199 00:17:47,142 --> 00:17:50,305 Okay. Shall I give you some money now...? 200 00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:51,843 No. 201 00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:55,448 - Mom would kill me if I charged you. - Right. 202 00:17:56,685 --> 00:18:00,382 - All right then. - I'll bring it round then. 203 00:18:00,589 --> 00:18:02,489 Right. 204 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,617 - Bye. - Bye. 205 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,887 What the hell has Eloy sent me? 206 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,560 Just as well nobody saw you come in... 207 00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:47,530 or they'd think I was stupid. 208 00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:51,138 Can you cook? 209 00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:55,508 - Right then... - Mao. 210 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,201 Mahou. Just like the beer. 211 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:01,974 Now I'm hiring you for two basic reasons: 212 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,209 To earn me money and to ease my workload. 213 00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:08,449 So if you don't do either... 214 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:13,322 there's the door and you're out on your fucking ear, okay? 215 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:18,195 Good. Fine then. 216 00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:22,169 No, it's not my operating system. 217 00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:28,174 I already told your colleague. I need to log-on... 218 00:19:31,479 --> 00:19:33,037 Yes. 219 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:37,844 I have checked my user name and password. Several times. 220 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,989 That's the third time you've said the lines are overloaded! 221 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:47,019 All right, I'll hold on. 222 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,963 Edgardo? 223 00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:55,033 Edgardo? 224 00:19:56,504 --> 00:19:58,335 Shit! 225 00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:02,906 - Valeron. - Yes! 226 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,513 - Tristan. - Yes! 227 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,842 - Djukic. - No, not him. 228 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:12,019 - Mauro Silva. - Yes! 229 00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:14,683 - Victor. - Yes! 230 00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:16,322 - Manuel Pablo. - Yes! 231 00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:18,321 - Molinari. - It's Molina, damnit! 232 00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,357 - Molina. - Yes! 233 00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:22,553 - Tristan. - Yes! 234 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,528 - Pandiani. - Yes! 235 00:20:36,311 --> 00:20:39,576 Why the hell did you go and say Djukic? 236 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,272 But for him we'd have made it last season. 237 00:20:42,484 --> 00:20:47,285 You've had me naming the Coruna football team for 15 years now. 238 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:49,923 We all make mistakes. 239 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,424 Sorry. I've met a few weirdos in this job... 240 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:57,428 but you take the cake. - The cake! 241 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:01,796 I'm not surprised that poor Rosalia left you. You are weird. 242 00:21:02,237 --> 00:21:05,832 That's right, feel sorry for her. 243 00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:08,065 It's me who's been left. 244 00:21:08,276 --> 00:21:12,007 But all you've ever done is exploit her. 245 00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:14,181 How would you know? Look... 246 00:21:14,382 --> 00:21:19,376 I was about to take her to Torrevieja for a few days. 247 00:21:19,754 --> 00:21:22,552 Just cut the crap. I know you. 248 00:21:22,757 --> 00:21:24,349 You've been saying that for years. 249 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:27,960 Then you take her to that shithole of a village where you were born. 250 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:31,462 Listen to Miss Cosmopolitan! 251 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,528 You should close the bar and go and look for her. 252 00:21:34,736 --> 00:21:36,795 That's the most important thing. 253 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,998 Close the bar? That's easy to say. What about my customers? 254 00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:45,168 I've got commitments, you know. I mean, the day after tomorrow... 255 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:48,941 there's a group of 25 coming for a birthday party. 256 00:21:49,451 --> 00:21:53,410 Your place is no palace. Let them find some other dive. 257 00:21:54,122 --> 00:21:56,955 And what shall I tell people, smartass? 258 00:21:57,158 --> 00:22:00,753 That I've closed because my wife left me? Like a chump! 259 00:22:01,463 --> 00:22:02,691 What are you talking about? 260 00:22:03,231 --> 00:22:05,791 I'm talking about my pride. That's what. 261 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,332 Or aren't I allowed to have pride? 262 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:11,867 What can you tell a pro about pride? What do you know? 263 00:22:12,073 --> 00:22:15,042 A whore's pride gets flushed down the bidet between customers. 264 00:22:15,243 --> 00:22:18,076 You can't tell me anything about pride. 265 00:22:20,782 --> 00:22:24,309 Did you find a cook? That's all you're worried about. 266 00:22:24,519 --> 00:22:26,487 Apart from your pride, of course. 267 00:22:28,022 --> 00:22:31,116 - Yes. - Well, I feel sorry for them. 268 00:22:31,326 --> 00:22:33,226 Women! 269 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:13,896 Conchi? 270 00:23:14,669 --> 00:23:19,231 - Are you asleep? - No. What is it? 271 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,571 - Nothing. I was thinking... - What? 272 00:23:25,246 --> 00:23:28,079 About how scared I was... 273 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:32,583 that first night we slept in Barcelona when we got here. 274 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:38,782 - You've never mentioned that before. - I was so scared... 275 00:23:38,993 --> 00:23:43,157 in that hostel in the red-light district that I couldn't sleep. 276 00:23:43,765 --> 00:23:48,702 - Do you remember the room? - Of course I do, Mariano. 277 00:23:49,737 --> 00:23:51,671 Conchi? 278 00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:55,331 - What? - I feel the same now. 279 00:23:56,144 --> 00:24:00,444 I get into bed and I start feeling scared. 280 00:24:05,687 --> 00:24:07,951 Scared of everything that's happening to me. 281 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,989 Mariano, I'm doing everything I can... 282 00:24:11,192 --> 00:24:13,023 to make things easier for you. 283 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:16,054 To give you everything you need. 284 00:24:16,264 --> 00:24:18,858 - To help you enjoy life. - I know. 285 00:24:19,467 --> 00:24:21,628 And I appreciate what you're doing for me... 286 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:27,035 but is it really worth it? 287 00:24:27,976 --> 00:24:31,776 We could go abroad ask another doctor. 288 00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:36,582 We can't understand people here. 289 00:24:37,085 --> 00:24:40,521 How would we understand people who speak another language? 290 00:24:41,389 --> 00:24:44,153 - Conchi? - What? 291 00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:47,459 I need you to help me. 292 00:24:49,297 --> 00:24:52,323 I want to wrap things up... 293 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:55,162 my way. 294 00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:26,496 Right, this is where you'll be working. 295 00:25:27,602 --> 00:25:29,627 What do you think? 296 00:25:30,138 --> 00:25:33,369 Well, first of all... 297 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,702 from now on your name's Rosalia. 298 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,208 Ro-sa-lia. 299 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:42,782 Understand? I know you don't but so what? 300 00:25:42,984 --> 00:25:47,421 Now on that point there's no arguing. Okay. 301 00:25:47,689 --> 00:25:51,819 I see you've brought your apron. That's very good. 302 00:25:52,026 --> 00:25:56,554 But don't lower your guard. The hours are very simple. 303 00:25:56,764 --> 00:26:01,064 You'll come in with me first thing and leave when I close. 304 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:05,069 And under no circumstances are you to leave the kitchen. 305 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:08,106 In this country, people say they're not racist. 306 00:26:08,309 --> 00:26:11,676 But when there are Arabs, blacks and South Americans everywhere... 307 00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:13,813 everybody'll be fucked up. 308 00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:17,507 So it's best if no-one knows I've got a Chinaman cooking. 309 00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:22,649 On that point, there's no arguing either. 310 00:26:23,191 --> 00:26:24,920 All right. 311 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,321 Okay. 312 00:26:27,662 --> 00:26:29,220 Now, very important: 313 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:33,161 In this kitchen everything's cooked with olive oil. 314 00:26:33,368 --> 00:26:36,496 So if I see any fucking soy sauce around here... 315 00:26:36,704 --> 00:26:39,138 you're fired and I mean it. 316 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,173 - On that point... - There's no arguing. 317 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,577 Exactly. 318 00:26:44,779 --> 00:26:47,873 Let's see if you've really understood. Turn round. 319 00:26:49,617 --> 00:26:52,415 I'm not going to eat you. 320 00:26:53,254 --> 00:26:55,552 Rosalia! 321 00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:59,917 Right. Good reflexes, that's for sure. 322 00:27:02,363 --> 00:27:04,354 What a bastard. 323 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,664 Lift it out. 324 00:27:16,944 --> 00:27:20,243 Those cigarettes! You should stop smoking. 325 00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:22,882 "Should do this, should do that." 326 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,347 - Conchi? - What? 327 00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:35,328 What are we going to do? 328 00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:40,128 Have you thought about what I said last night? 329 00:27:43,171 --> 00:27:45,731 Conchi, what are we going to do? 330 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:50,775 We're going for a walk. They've finished the park... 331 00:27:50,978 --> 00:27:56,006 and it looks lovely. We're going to sit on a bench and take the air. 332 00:27:56,317 --> 00:27:59,150 You'll feel much better, you'll see. 333 00:28:00,254 --> 00:28:01,687 I'd rather stay in... 334 00:28:02,857 --> 00:28:06,520 and do the geraniums. Then they'll feel better too. 335 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,888 You are so stubborn. 336 00:28:09,096 --> 00:28:11,257 Don't be angry. 337 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:15,694 With this heat, I'd rather not go out. 338 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,131 All right. 339 00:28:20,341 --> 00:28:23,276 I've got a few things to do. 340 00:28:34,055 --> 00:28:36,888 Rosalia! A chopped seafood! 341 00:28:48,135 --> 00:28:49,898 Ei, Bruce Lee! 342 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:54,404 - Careful or you'll break something. - Everything's under control. 343 00:28:56,744 --> 00:29:00,510 - I told you, asshole! - Sorry. 344 00:29:01,482 --> 00:29:05,646 See. The nunchaku strengthens your hands, arms and shoulders. 345 00:29:05,887 --> 00:29:10,085 It improves accuracy and peripheral vision. 346 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,690 I mean, it's essential... 347 00:29:11,893 --> 00:29:15,920 to precisely gauge the distance between you and your opponent. 348 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:20,294 Sure, because your life's in constant danger, right, Opo? 349 00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:23,192 What are you laughing at? 350 00:29:23,404 --> 00:29:25,804 You never know where your enemy is. 351 00:29:26,007 --> 00:29:30,467 - I am so scared. - A portion of omelet and a beer. 352 00:29:30,678 --> 00:29:33,044 Coming up. 353 00:29:33,447 --> 00:29:37,281 Come here. I bet video girl's a good fuck. 354 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:42,013 All that nunchaku crap and your peripheral vision is still shit, man. 355 00:29:42,223 --> 00:29:44,487 What are you saying? 356 00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:47,661 You're light years away from fucking her. 357 00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:50,228 - Here, Lolo. - Right. 358 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:57,194 - Bye. - Bye. 359 00:30:06,581 --> 00:30:08,242 Tell Rosalia to call in. 360 00:30:08,449 --> 00:30:11,441 - I've got her mushrooms. - Okay, I'll tell her. 361 00:30:11,652 --> 00:30:15,019 She hasn't come in today. She's sick. 362 00:30:15,222 --> 00:30:18,248 - I'm on my own. - Rosalia ill? 363 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:22,160 - What's wrong with her? - I don't know really. 364 00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:25,423 The heat. Yes, this fucking heat. 365 00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:28,397 - It's no good to anybody. - I know. 366 00:30:35,843 --> 00:30:39,643 - The omelet's good today. - Fuck me. 367 00:30:51,258 --> 00:30:54,056 - Father, I'm desperate. - I understand. 368 00:30:54,662 --> 00:30:58,154 - What can we do? - Pray. 369 00:30:58,366 --> 00:31:02,826 With dedication, devotion, faith. 370 00:31:03,037 --> 00:31:05,028 Especially, with faith. 371 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:10,100 Pray, and many other things. Look. 372 00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:13,747 Everything you and your husband need is here. 373 00:31:15,483 --> 00:31:17,974 Pray every day for the Almighty... 374 00:31:18,185 --> 00:31:22,315 to bear you in mind and to put off the inevitable as long as possible. 375 00:31:22,523 --> 00:31:25,515 And nothing better than the intersession of... 376 00:31:26,727 --> 00:31:31,562 St. Gemma Galgani, Our Lady of Perpetual Help... 377 00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:36,169 and one of the classics for health, Our Lady of Lourdes. 378 00:31:36,804 --> 00:31:41,468 We do home services too. Take this brochure. 379 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:43,744 Take it home, read about... 380 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:47,710 our services of extreme unction and prayers for the dead. 381 00:31:47,915 --> 00:31:50,247 Thank you very much, Father. 382 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,758 Let's go to the Salamander for something relaxing. 383 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:02,656 You know, a couple of beers then home. What do you say? 384 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:06,426 No, with you it's always a couple of beers then something else. 385 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,000 Do you know where the angel cakes are? 386 00:32:09,203 --> 00:32:12,195 Sure. Down that aisle on the left. 387 00:32:12,406 --> 00:32:14,101 But have you thought? 388 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:18,677 If angels don't need to eat, why should they eat cake? 389 00:32:20,748 --> 00:32:24,149 So young and such a dick already! 390 00:32:25,686 --> 00:32:28,655 Cesar, what a pair of tits! 391 00:32:28,856 --> 00:32:31,017 I'll get some more boxes. 392 00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:42,896 - Hello. - Hello. 393 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:45,328 Do you work here? 394 00:32:45,973 --> 00:32:48,100 Yes. 395 00:32:48,876 --> 00:32:52,437 - I was looking for the wine. - The wine? 396 00:32:52,646 --> 00:32:55,046 Over there. 397 00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:57,277 Come on. 398 00:32:57,651 --> 00:33:01,018 - How about this one? - This one? 399 00:33:01,822 --> 00:33:03,983 Well, this one's... 400 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,352 16 euros 79. 401 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,052 It's a bit dear, but it's fantastic. 402 00:33:10,798 --> 00:33:13,028 Have you tried it? 403 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,697 Not this one, no. 404 00:33:18,072 --> 00:33:20,336 I'd like to invite you to dinner tonight. 405 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:23,374 For fixing the video. You can try it then. 406 00:33:23,577 --> 00:33:27,035 - I don't know... - Sorry, I'm putting you on the spot. 407 00:33:27,248 --> 00:33:30,809 No, no. I'd like that. 408 00:33:31,152 --> 00:33:34,781 Sure? Maybe you've arranged to meet your friends... 409 00:33:34,989 --> 00:33:39,790 No, really. I haven't got any plans for tonight. 410 00:33:39,994 --> 00:33:41,859 What time? 411 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:45,725 - Are you really sure? - Yes. 412 00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:48,799 - Ten o'clock? - Fine. 413 00:33:49,003 --> 00:33:50,937 Right. 414 00:33:51,338 --> 00:33:52,600 - See you later then. - Wait! 415 00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:55,503 - What? - The wine. 416 00:34:05,352 --> 00:34:07,843 Julian? Julian? 417 00:34:08,055 --> 00:34:10,250 It's me Manuel, your brother-in-law. 418 00:34:10,624 --> 00:34:12,057 Fine. 419 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:15,228 Fine. Too hot. 420 00:34:15,563 --> 00:34:18,726 Yes, I know it's cooler there. 421 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:23,159 Anyway, I just rang to see how you all were. 422 00:34:24,672 --> 00:34:26,435 Yes. 423 00:34:26,907 --> 00:34:28,772 Yes. 424 00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:32,074 We don't get any younger. 425 00:34:33,547 --> 00:34:35,310 Rosalia? 426 00:34:35,516 --> 00:34:39,213 Fine. She's here doing some cleaning. 427 00:34:39,887 --> 00:34:42,287 She sends her love. 428 00:34:42,489 --> 00:34:46,983 No, she can't come on now. We're really busy. Yes. 429 00:34:48,562 --> 00:34:53,056 We were thinking of going to Torrevieja for a few days. 430 00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:55,562 We'll see. 431 00:34:55,769 --> 00:34:56,997 Yes. 432 00:34:57,204 --> 00:34:59,764 Okay, nice to hear you. 433 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:02,169 Love to everyone. 434 00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:04,469 Bye. 435 00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:09,875 Where the fuck is that woman? 436 00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:28,597 - I can't go to the Salamander. - Come on! 437 00:35:28,802 --> 00:35:32,704 Just a couple of beers and that's it, I swear on Bruce Lee's widow. 438 00:35:32,907 --> 00:35:38,209 - I'm meeting someone. - Sure, you're meeting me. 439 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,205 Hold on, hold on a minute. 440 00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,850 You're meeting someone? 441 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,551 Look me in the eye. 442 00:35:47,755 --> 00:35:50,485 - In the eye, you bastard. - What? 443 00:35:51,158 --> 00:35:54,855 You bastard! You are meeting someone! 444 00:35:55,062 --> 00:35:58,623 Who are you meeting? Out with it, don't be a bastard. 445 00:35:58,832 --> 00:36:00,891 Tell me, damnit! 446 00:36:01,936 --> 00:36:04,063 Nuri, the checkout girl. 447 00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,468 Nuri, the checkout... 448 00:36:06,674 --> 00:36:09,507 Like hell you are! She's a dyke. 449 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,678 If her girlfriend found out, she'd tie a knot in your dick. 450 00:36:11,946 --> 00:36:14,506 Go on, man! Don't be a pussy! Say it! 451 00:36:15,749 --> 00:36:20,686 - The girl from the chickpea shop. - Fuck me! 452 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,481 The one who sells chickpeas? 453 00:36:23,691 --> 00:36:25,181 - Really? - Yes. 454 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:27,792 And you're expecting a fuck, aren't you? 455 00:36:27,995 --> 00:36:30,725 She just wants to thank me for the video. 456 00:36:30,931 --> 00:36:34,765 Were you born yesterday? She must be gasping for it. 457 00:36:34,969 --> 00:36:37,870 My mum said her husband left her 2 years ago. 458 00:36:38,072 --> 00:36:41,098 - So? - What you mean "So"? 459 00:36:41,308 --> 00:36:44,209 She'll snap you up like this with her twat. 460 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,743 - After 2 years. - What do you know? 461 00:36:46,947 --> 00:36:49,108 You have no fucking clue what you're saying. 462 00:36:49,316 --> 00:36:51,147 All right, go ahead. 463 00:36:51,352 --> 00:36:55,345 - But she'll eat you alive. - Yeah, whatever. 464 00:37:50,444 --> 00:37:51,672 Good evening. 465 00:37:51,879 --> 00:37:55,406 Do you have 5 minutes for the word of God? 466 00:37:55,616 --> 00:37:57,777 Not now. 467 00:38:06,126 --> 00:38:08,219 - Hello. - Hello. 468 00:38:09,096 --> 00:38:13,362 You and the word of God can fuck right off! 469 00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:55,004 Well... 470 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,010 A heavy day, right? 471 00:38:59,446 --> 00:39:01,243 Anyway... 472 00:39:01,448 --> 00:39:03,473 Yes, sir. 473 00:39:03,784 --> 00:39:06,753 You've worked hard, yes, sir. 474 00:39:07,454 --> 00:39:11,322 I like helping people like you out. 475 00:39:12,793 --> 00:39:16,285 I had to emigrate once to survive. 476 00:39:16,763 --> 00:39:21,223 I worked in the Helvetian Confederation. 477 00:39:21,602 --> 00:39:24,571 That's Switzerland to the layman. 478 00:39:24,771 --> 00:39:27,740 As a skilled worker, of course. 479 00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:32,901 That's the trouble. You people come here without qualifications. 480 00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:35,980 There's no free ride here, Mahou. 481 00:39:37,384 --> 00:39:40,547 Not Mahou. My name's Mao. 482 00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:43,416 Chef of deluxe restaurant, Hong Kong. 483 00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:48,625 I see. Hong Kong. Very nice. 484 00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:54,695 Have you had any supper, Mao? 485 00:39:55,035 --> 00:39:59,870 Let's make something then. Anything'll do for me. 486 00:40:00,073 --> 00:40:04,407 Make a bacon omelet or something. 487 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,014 Mao. 488 00:40:09,316 --> 00:40:11,750 Like Mao Tse Tung? 489 00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:16,650 Actually, you know, I'm a bit of a communist. 490 00:40:25,399 --> 00:40:27,833 It's all been really nice. 491 00:40:28,035 --> 00:40:31,368 But I don't know if it's worth feeling like this. 492 00:40:31,972 --> 00:40:33,963 How? 493 00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:37,170 I don't know. 494 00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:39,912 Really. 495 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:46,619 It's getting light. 496 00:40:48,388 --> 00:40:52,791 - We should get some sleep. - Right. 497 00:40:54,361 --> 00:40:57,853 You at your place, me at mine. 498 00:40:59,566 --> 00:41:02,000 Why? 499 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:06,130 Because this is my bed... 500 00:41:06,373 --> 00:41:09,809 and I'm used to sleeping alone. 501 00:41:15,882 --> 00:41:17,679 Okay. 502 00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:09,034 What time does Conchi come in? 503 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:12,569 - Later. - Can we have 4 glasses of water? 504 00:42:12,773 --> 00:42:15,139 - The tap's dry. - What do you mean "dry"? 505 00:42:15,342 --> 00:42:18,072 Forget it. Let's go. 506 00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:24,217 Get out, dog! 507 00:42:36,663 --> 00:42:39,791 Mariano! Mariano! 508 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,491 What is it? What is it? 509 00:42:42,703 --> 00:42:45,934 Wake up! Speak to me! 510 00:42:48,175 --> 00:42:49,175 Mariano! 511 00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:52,874 Morning. 512 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,081 - Here. - I don't feel like it. 513 00:42:57,284 --> 00:43:00,549 Sugar's good for you when you've lost glucose... 514 00:43:00,754 --> 00:43:02,984 sweat and high-protein fluids. 515 00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:07,627 As in your case. You fucked her, right? 516 00:43:08,161 --> 00:43:12,154 - Is she a good fuck then? - Excuse me. 517 00:43:17,304 --> 00:43:19,568 She's just another bird. 518 00:43:22,008 --> 00:43:27,742 You don't need to talk. Just nod or shake your head. 519 00:43:27,948 --> 00:43:30,075 Did she blow you or not? 520 00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:33,343 - What a pain you are. - Did she or not? 521 00:43:33,587 --> 00:43:35,111 No. 522 00:43:35,322 --> 00:43:39,053 But she stuck her finger up my ass when I came. 523 00:43:39,459 --> 00:43:41,552 Shit! Fucking great! 524 00:43:41,762 --> 00:43:44,196 Did you ask her if she had 2 sleeping bags? 525 00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:48,329 Remember we're going to Benicassim. 526 00:43:48,535 --> 00:43:50,366 I'll ask her next time. 527 00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,729 You're seeing her again? 528 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:57,171 No, but I have to return her video. 529 00:43:58,912 --> 00:44:01,005 You'll fuck up. 530 00:44:04,251 --> 00:44:06,549 Your husband ought to come here. 531 00:44:06,753 --> 00:44:08,550 You know how stubborn he is. 532 00:44:08,755 --> 00:44:12,156 Tell him to come in for observation for a few days. 533 00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:14,725 He just doesn't want to know. 534 00:44:14,928 --> 00:44:19,797 He thinks there's no hope at all. That it's virtually over. 535 00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:26,537 Look, we can't do anything to stop the fainting spells... 536 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:30,403 but we can do something to help relieve the pain. 537 00:44:31,978 --> 00:44:34,674 This medicine contains morphine. 538 00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:38,048 It has to be taken in very small doses... 539 00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:40,617 and only when the pain comes. 540 00:44:40,821 --> 00:44:45,986 But please try and persuade him to come in and see us. 541 00:44:47,661 --> 00:44:49,322 All right. 542 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:52,394 I'll try, doctor. 543 00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:58,636 - Raquel, I said lentils. - Oh, sorry. 544 00:44:58,839 --> 00:45:00,807 I'll get them right away. 545 00:45:01,007 --> 00:45:04,135 - With this heat you can't think. - You look nice today. 546 00:45:04,478 --> 00:45:06,343 Yes, the heat. You're telling me. 547 00:45:06,546 --> 00:45:09,538 A couple of Mormons came round last night... 548 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:12,149 and if Antonio hadn't been in... - What? 549 00:45:12,352 --> 00:45:14,650 I might have shown them Heaven's door. 550 00:45:14,855 --> 00:45:18,018 - They were too young for you. - So what? 551 00:45:18,225 --> 00:45:20,591 Some women go to Cuba for the young boys. 552 00:45:20,894 --> 00:45:22,384 Now they're pathetic. 553 00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:25,497 - At least they have fun. - And some water. 554 00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:27,732 - Hello. - Hello. 555 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:31,335 - What a surprise. - I brought the video. 556 00:45:31,671 --> 00:45:34,299 Where have you been? I haven't seen you for 2 days. 557 00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:37,306 - Some little birdie, I expect. - Really? 558 00:45:37,511 --> 00:45:40,537 - Is he dipping his wick on the sly? - Probably. Like his dad. 559 00:45:40,747 --> 00:45:42,009 - Hey! - Only joking. 560 00:45:42,215 --> 00:45:44,843 - Got a girlfriend? - Stop that, mom! 561 00:45:45,051 --> 00:45:48,646 - What's her name? - Come on, tell me. Anyone I know? 562 00:45:48,855 --> 00:45:49,855 - Is she local? - Tell me. 563 00:45:50,056 --> 00:45:53,389 - Leave him alone! - My little Cesar's got a girlfriend. 564 00:45:53,593 --> 00:45:56,926 - Will you fucking leave me alone! - Hey! 565 00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:02,261 - It's all right. - You clumsy fool! 566 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,437 Piss off! 567 00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:08,737 - He's in a daze. - Hormones. 568 00:46:08,942 --> 00:46:10,637 He's in love. 569 00:46:10,844 --> 00:46:13,438 It's okay. It's only a video. 570 00:46:24,257 --> 00:46:26,987 Welcome to "Show Cooking" with Ferran Adria. 571 00:46:27,394 --> 00:46:29,658 Now to end this series, here's a classic. 572 00:46:29,863 --> 00:46:31,330 Gallcian scallops. 573 00:46:31,531 --> 00:46:36,298 And to make Galician scallops we'll need some scallops... 574 00:46:36,536 --> 00:46:40,996 tomatoes, garlic, onions, paprika and a little bread. 575 00:46:54,254 --> 00:46:57,087 We cut the tomatoes In little cubes. 576 00:46:58,191 --> 00:47:02,628 We put this In here, and cut the onion and the garlic... 577 00:47:03,096 --> 00:47:04,927 In slices. 578 00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:07,931 We fry it for a while, and put it aside. 579 00:47:08,134 --> 00:47:13,128 Then we do the same with the garlic. We cut the scallops... 580 00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:16,901 In thin slices. Then we prepare the vinaigrette sauce. 581 00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:18,771 We fry the tomato. 582 00:47:18,979 --> 00:47:21,004 Let's gild them a little. 583 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:28,649 Then we add some olive oil. 584 00:47:28,855 --> 00:47:30,447 Not too much. 585 00:47:30,657 --> 00:47:37,324 Now, let's ad the tomato, the garlic and the vinaigrette sauce. 586 00:47:38,531 --> 00:47:40,829 Let's put it In the grill... 587 00:47:41,034 --> 00:47:43,161 to warm it up just a bit. 588 00:47:43,370 --> 00:47:46,533 Now it's ready to serve. 589 00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:48,901 Galician scallops. 590 00:47:49,109 --> 00:47:51,873 Have a good holiday, enjoy yourselves... 591 00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,773 and do what you feel like doing. 592 00:48:01,521 --> 00:48:04,649 What the hell is this? 593 00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,623 - Guess. - Have you gone crazy? 594 00:48:07,827 --> 00:48:10,523 People get put in jail for that! 595 00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:14,757 - I'm sorry, Lolo. - And in my bar too! 596 00:48:14,968 --> 00:48:19,029 I could be closed down! Now I understand. 597 00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,640 All those kids asking for you, sitting with you. 598 00:48:22,842 --> 00:48:26,403 The nice old lady turns out to be a drug pusher. 599 00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:31,380 What's the world coming to? A decent woman like you... 600 00:48:31,584 --> 00:48:34,553 selling drugs. - I won't do it again. I promise. 601 00:48:34,754 --> 00:48:36,619 Wait a minute. 602 00:48:39,759 --> 00:48:42,455 How much do you make? 603 00:48:42,662 --> 00:48:45,153 You're getting rich on my customers. 604 00:48:45,365 --> 00:48:50,064 All net profit. You don't pay tax or V.A.T. on it. 605 00:48:50,270 --> 00:48:55,105 Taking advantage of me! Look, Conchi... 606 00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,902 I'm willing to forget this. 607 00:48:58,111 --> 00:49:01,103 But if you do that again... 608 00:49:01,347 --> 00:49:03,975 I want a cut. - You leech! 609 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:07,048 That's enough! I'm only looking after number one. 610 00:49:07,253 --> 00:49:10,848 If you get caught here, it's me who'll be in trouble. 611 00:49:11,057 --> 00:49:16,723 So if you don't cut me in, I'll be the one to tell the cops. 612 00:49:16,930 --> 00:49:19,194 You don't scare me, you wretch! 613 00:49:19,399 --> 00:49:21,663 I'm too old to go to jail. 614 00:49:21,968 --> 00:49:24,095 I'm too old even for that. 615 00:49:24,437 --> 00:49:28,533 All you think about is sucking the blood of everyone around you. 616 00:49:28,742 --> 00:49:32,007 Don't you worry, I won't deal here again. 617 00:49:32,212 --> 00:49:37,980 But change your attitude or you'll end up even more alone than you are now. 618 00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:42,120 - What do you mean? - Some things you can't cover up. 619 00:49:58,505 --> 00:50:00,632 You should leave now. 620 00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:33,370 Mariano! Mariano, darling, what have you done? 621 00:50:33,573 --> 00:50:37,669 Oh, my God, he's gone completely mad! 622 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:45,312 Mariano, darling! 623 00:50:49,155 --> 00:50:53,023 - This is going to kill me. - Give me a kiss. 624 00:50:53,726 --> 00:50:56,286 - Conchi... - Come on, come on. 625 00:50:56,496 --> 00:50:58,157 - Conchi... - Hold on. 626 00:50:58,364 --> 00:51:02,824 - Let's have a shag. - What? Oh, my God! 627 00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:05,332 Hold on, hold on! 628 00:51:15,415 --> 00:51:17,440 Thanks. 629 00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:33,631 - Cesar? - What? 630 00:51:37,503 --> 00:51:39,471 Look... 631 00:51:39,672 --> 00:51:42,197 there's someone else. 632 00:51:49,983 --> 00:51:52,543 I don't feel guilty or anything. 633 00:51:52,752 --> 00:51:57,212 I mean... I don't know. I'm confused. 634 00:52:00,093 --> 00:52:03,153 It's an unusual relationship. 635 00:52:03,563 --> 00:52:07,158 You'll probably think it's silly. 636 00:52:10,436 --> 00:52:14,532 I've been having an on-line relationship for a year. 637 00:52:14,874 --> 00:52:17,240 Online relationship? 638 00:52:17,443 --> 00:52:20,742 - A steady relationship. - Steady? 639 00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:24,507 - An online steady relationship? - Yes. 640 00:52:26,019 --> 00:52:30,183 But have you met him? Do you know each other? 641 00:52:30,556 --> 00:52:33,218 Well... 642 00:52:33,526 --> 00:52:37,792 from photographs. - Come on! 643 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:45,701 He's in Argentina and that does complicate things a bit. 644 00:52:45,905 --> 00:52:48,635 How can it be steady if you haven't met? 645 00:52:48,841 --> 00:52:52,436 A guy who has to write "ha-ha-ha" when he laughs. 646 00:52:52,645 --> 00:52:54,738 - We speak on the phone too. - Sure. 647 00:52:54,948 --> 00:52:57,075 That's what everybody does. 648 00:52:57,283 --> 00:53:01,879 They chat then exchange phone numbers. Teenagers do that. 649 00:53:02,088 --> 00:53:04,955 - Then they meet and... - What? 650 00:53:05,158 --> 00:53:09,060 They find out that it was all a lie. 651 00:53:14,968 --> 00:53:17,937 Maybe I prefer that kind of lie. 652 00:53:25,545 --> 00:53:28,275 Did you come here to lecture me? 653 00:53:30,183 --> 00:53:31,946 No. 654 00:53:32,151 --> 00:53:35,518 But I'm going to show how you it's all an illusion. 655 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,586 A red carnation? He's crazy. 656 00:53:48,234 --> 00:53:50,702 - Well? - Well... 657 00:53:50,903 --> 00:53:53,804 all it proves is that you're a liar, not necessarily anyone else. 658 00:53:54,007 --> 00:53:55,474 You think I'm the only one? 659 00:53:55,675 --> 00:53:59,475 Go to Torrassa Bridge tomorrow and meet your "Lawyer 25". 660 00:54:00,613 --> 00:54:03,013 It's late. Go on, get dressed. 661 00:54:03,216 --> 00:54:05,741 Can I sleep here tonight? 662 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:12,019 What's the matter, damnit? Don't pull such a face. 663 00:54:12,392 --> 00:54:15,884 I know you like sleeping alone, but just for tonight. 664 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:19,423 And you can come to my birthday party. 665 00:54:27,907 --> 00:54:31,968 - You really want me to come? - Of course. 666 00:54:32,178 --> 00:54:34,578 With a present. 667 00:54:35,615 --> 00:54:41,178 - What would you like? - A trip for 2 to Majorca? 668 00:54:41,387 --> 00:54:42,649 Well? 669 00:54:45,892 --> 00:54:48,360 Come on, let's go to sleep. 670 00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:55,392 Well, not bad. 671 00:54:55,601 --> 00:54:59,435 I've had better days, but not bad at all. 672 00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:02,836 I'm pleased, Mao. Very pleased. 673 00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:07,103 And to show you how appreciative I am. 674 00:55:07,313 --> 00:55:11,113 I'm going to give you a present. 675 00:55:11,651 --> 00:55:13,448 Look. 676 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,954 It's got your name on it. 677 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:19,347 Thank you. 678 00:55:19,792 --> 00:55:24,024 Now I'll buy you a drink at a very, very nice place. 679 00:55:24,230 --> 00:55:25,458 Mao can't. 680 00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:36,738 You really can't come? 681 00:55:36,943 --> 00:55:39,878 Why not? Is it your religion or something? 682 00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:43,674 I'll buy you a fruit juice then. 683 00:55:43,883 --> 00:55:46,716 Mao meet someone. Till tomorrow. 684 00:56:08,774 --> 00:56:11,470 It's getting me down, Carmela. 685 00:56:11,677 --> 00:56:14,373 I'm lost. 686 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,170 Alone. 687 00:56:16,382 --> 00:56:18,646 Well, there's you but it's not the same. 688 00:56:18,851 --> 00:56:22,651 Sure. I'm a whore and it's never the same with a whore. 689 00:56:22,855 --> 00:56:25,688 - No offence meant. - None taken. 690 00:56:25,892 --> 00:56:27,052 I know who I am. 691 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:30,525 If you knew who you were, these things wouldn't happen to you. 692 00:56:30,730 --> 00:56:33,221 So who am I? 693 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:36,868 - A dimwit. - Shit, Carmela! 694 00:56:38,871 --> 00:56:42,238 I can't just up and close the bar and... 695 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:45,410 And what? Go and look for her? 696 00:56:46,245 --> 00:56:47,371 Yes. 697 00:56:47,580 --> 00:56:51,676 No, she won't come back this time. 698 00:56:51,884 --> 00:56:53,943 This time you'll have to go after her. 699 00:56:54,153 --> 00:56:56,678 And time's not on your side. 700 00:56:58,558 --> 00:57:01,891 You're right. Time's not on my side. 701 00:57:02,094 --> 00:57:03,891 That's right and it's 6 o'clock. 702 00:57:04,096 --> 00:57:06,894 I need to rest and you have to open the bar. 703 00:57:07,099 --> 00:57:10,068 Go on. That's 30 euros. 704 00:57:10,269 --> 00:57:12,499 Shit, we haven't done anything! 705 00:57:12,705 --> 00:57:15,435 That's your problem, you never do anything. 706 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:19,941 You should know by now that time is money. Pay up. 707 00:57:33,993 --> 00:57:35,483 Edgardo? 708 00:57:36,929 --> 00:57:38,487 What? 709 00:57:38,698 --> 00:57:40,029 When? 710 00:57:40,233 --> 00:57:41,928 Monday? 711 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:50,608 Yes, of course I'm happy, I was asleep. 712 00:57:53,312 --> 00:57:55,872 I tried to call you. 713 00:57:56,082 --> 00:57:59,415 Yes, they told me. 714 00:58:00,152 --> 00:58:04,145 No, I can't talk louder, people are asleep. 715 00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:08,759 You know, people. The neighbors. 716 00:58:13,065 --> 00:58:14,930 I'll go to the airport. 717 00:58:15,134 --> 00:58:17,329 No? 718 00:58:18,604 --> 00:58:20,970 Okay. 719 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,176 Yes. 720 00:58:24,377 --> 00:58:27,437 I'll be here, yes. 721 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:31,375 Of course, my love. 722 00:58:32,285 --> 00:58:34,651 We'll chat tomorrow. 723 00:58:34,854 --> 00:58:36,549 Bye. 724 00:59:18,998 --> 00:59:22,593 The doctor said it'd be best if you were admitted. 725 00:59:22,802 --> 00:59:24,827 Who's being stubborn now? 726 00:59:25,037 --> 00:59:28,734 Maybe I didn't think too much when I did that yesterday. 727 00:59:28,941 --> 00:59:31,739 Not too much? You didn't think at all. 728 00:59:31,944 --> 00:59:34,936 You could have blown us both up. 729 00:59:35,147 --> 00:59:39,481 You know I've never got up after you. 730 00:59:39,685 --> 00:59:43,052 And you've never made the bed, but never mind. 731 00:59:44,824 --> 00:59:48,555 I prefer you in bed to being alone. 732 00:59:49,362 --> 00:59:53,799 Besides, Mariano, we've always put on a brave face... 733 00:59:53,999 --> 00:59:57,901 and never given up. So why should I give up now? 734 01:00:01,574 --> 01:00:03,269 Because of me. 735 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,947 Would you, if you were me? 736 01:00:12,651 --> 01:00:14,175 Answer me. 737 01:00:14,387 --> 01:00:16,321 Would you? 738 01:00:19,225 --> 01:00:21,022 Of course I would. 739 01:00:22,495 --> 01:00:25,658 With my balls on the table. 740 01:00:26,432 --> 01:00:29,162 You're dead on your feet. 741 01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:33,797 Did you fuck the chickpea girl again? 742 01:00:34,006 --> 01:00:36,600 Her name's Raquel. 743 01:00:37,042 --> 01:00:39,306 "Her name's Raquel!" 744 01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:43,915 - I didn't know she had a name. - Just drop it. 745 01:00:44,550 --> 01:00:47,041 You never listen to me. 746 01:00:47,253 --> 01:00:49,653 Fuck a girl twice and you're screwed. 747 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:53,723 - They want something steady. - I know, idiot. 748 01:01:02,334 --> 01:01:06,794 - Hey, you. - What are you doing? 749 01:01:07,006 --> 01:01:11,033 To celebrate your birthday. Happy birthday, kid. 750 01:01:11,243 --> 01:01:14,337 You're out of your head, Opo. 751 01:01:15,281 --> 01:01:17,078 It's gonna be a great party tonight. 752 01:01:17,283 --> 01:01:19,012 Of course. 753 01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:24,145 It's a group of 25. 754 01:01:24,356 --> 01:01:30,090 They can spend 15 euros a head. That means per person. Understand? 755 01:01:30,296 --> 01:01:36,166 With that we have to feed them all and make a profit for ourselves. 756 01:01:36,702 --> 01:01:41,162 I was thinking of something not too complicated. 757 01:01:41,373 --> 01:01:46,208 I don't know if you understand. A bit of everything. 758 01:01:46,412 --> 01:01:49,813 - How can I make you understand? - Mao understand perfectly. 759 01:01:50,015 --> 01:01:51,880 First, chips and aperitifs to fill... 760 01:01:52,117 --> 01:01:56,076 then cold meats, then fried assortment. Also, four and four of salads... 761 01:01:56,288 --> 01:01:58,085 olives and chopped seafood. 762 01:01:58,290 --> 01:02:01,555 Bread and wine or beer and that's it. 2 euros 50 per person. 763 01:02:01,894 --> 01:02:03,919 Net profit 12 euros 50 per person. 764 01:02:04,129 --> 01:02:06,359 Overall profit for bar 312 euros. 765 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:11,559 52,000 pesetas more or less. Understand? 766 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:13,635 No. Yes, I understand. 767 01:02:13,839 --> 01:02:18,469 But it's one thing to count your chickens... 768 01:02:18,677 --> 01:02:21,544 and another to get them to hatch. 769 01:02:56,115 --> 01:02:58,174 Please, call an ambulance. 770 01:03:00,719 --> 01:03:05,554 Move back, please. Make some room, please. 771 01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:07,759 2-6-2, over. 772 01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:18,331 Make some room. Move back, please. 2-6-2, over. 773 01:03:19,338 --> 01:03:20,396 2-6-2, over. 774 01:03:20,606 --> 01:03:23,473 - Best to put it down now. - Always a smartass. 775 01:03:23,676 --> 01:03:27,271 Move on or you'll be in trouble. 776 01:03:40,693 --> 01:03:42,126 Hello. 777 01:03:44,163 --> 01:03:46,154 Hello. 778 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,825 Happy birthday. 779 01:03:51,770 --> 01:03:54,364 Thanks very much. 780 01:03:56,675 --> 01:03:59,439 Cesar, the last few days have been marvelous... 781 01:03:59,645 --> 01:04:04,378 Look, we fucked twice, that's all. So don't overdo it. 782 01:04:05,017 --> 01:04:08,282 There was too much tenderness, to be just sex. 783 01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,613 Why the fuck did you come here? 784 01:04:10,823 --> 01:04:15,157 - Because it's your birthday... - Some present you gave me. 785 01:04:15,361 --> 01:04:16,361 Cesar... 786 01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:19,656 Don't forget to meet Lawyer 25 today. 787 01:04:24,870 --> 01:04:27,862 - Can I help you, madam? - No. 788 01:04:31,677 --> 01:04:33,907 I found it. 789 01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:13,342 You'll have to find somebody else now. This is the last time. 790 01:05:14,019 --> 01:05:17,716 Okay, don't worry. We're giving up drugs anyhow. 791 01:05:17,923 --> 01:05:21,859 Are you? How old's Cesar? 792 01:05:22,061 --> 01:05:23,756 Twenty-two. 793 01:05:24,263 --> 01:05:27,960 You're so young! I really envy you. 794 01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:31,830 - What are you doing this summer? - Going to the Benicassim Festival. 795 01:05:32,037 --> 01:05:35,529 Any excuse to fuck our brains out. 796 01:05:38,544 --> 01:05:42,036 What about you two? 797 01:05:42,247 --> 01:05:45,648 We're still thinking about it. 798 01:05:45,851 --> 01:05:48,183 But I'm sure we'll go somewhere. 799 01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,012 We all need a rest. 800 01:05:51,223 --> 01:05:53,851 Don't do anything silly, okay? 801 01:05:54,359 --> 01:05:56,327 Bye. 802 01:05:56,528 --> 01:05:58,257 Conchi, wait! 803 01:06:07,706 --> 01:06:09,867 - Here. - What's this? 804 01:06:10,075 --> 01:06:11,736 It's... 805 01:06:12,077 --> 01:06:15,012 a little present for Mariano. 806 01:06:15,214 --> 01:06:17,114 Thank you. 807 01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:21,215 I'm going to miss him. 808 01:06:21,553 --> 01:06:23,453 Bye. 809 01:06:37,503 --> 01:06:40,563 DO THE RIGHT THING 810 01:07:00,526 --> 01:07:03,222 Good evening, "mademoiselle". 811 01:07:08,033 --> 01:07:09,933 What's this, Mariano? 812 01:07:10,135 --> 01:07:14,401 Everything the doctors forbid us at our age. 813 01:07:14,606 --> 01:07:17,370 - Glass of champagne? - Sparkling wine, Mariano. 814 01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:22,275 Not sparkling wine, champagne! French champagne. 815 01:07:55,581 --> 01:07:57,572 Hey, there. 816 01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,810 What's up, man? 817 01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:06,590 A great night tonight... 818 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,726 and Italian girls at Benicassim on Monday. 819 01:08:08,927 --> 01:08:10,656 Sure. 820 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,025 Come on, no long faces. 821 01:08:13,232 --> 01:08:18,101 - What's up? - The gang's waiting, that's what. 822 01:09:02,214 --> 01:09:03,579 Hi. 823 01:09:03,782 --> 01:09:05,511 Hi. 824 01:09:07,319 --> 01:09:11,756 - Sorry about this afternoon. - That's all right. 825 01:09:14,726 --> 01:09:17,422 I've brought your present. 826 01:09:18,063 --> 01:09:20,964 It's not what you wanted. 827 01:09:21,433 --> 01:09:24,994 - We're not going to Majorca. - Ibiza then? 828 01:09:25,938 --> 01:09:28,031 Not there either. 829 01:09:31,009 --> 01:09:34,445 It's no use, Cesar. 830 01:09:34,947 --> 01:09:39,008 You haven't even considered giving me a chance. 831 01:09:40,452 --> 01:09:45,412 You'd be a good chance to take, if I wanted to fool myself. 832 01:09:46,358 --> 01:09:50,590 You're not my chance and I'm not yours. 833 01:09:54,266 --> 01:09:56,826 Happy birthday. 834 01:09:57,069 --> 01:09:59,401 Have a good time. 835 01:10:17,456 --> 01:10:18,923 What's the matter? 836 01:10:19,124 --> 01:10:23,117 - Isn't your girlfriend staying? - Fuck off! 837 01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:28,232 Tosser! 838 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,363 Conchi... 839 01:10:34,573 --> 01:10:38,600 know what I fancy? - You can't still be hungry. 840 01:10:38,810 --> 01:10:40,869 No, it's not that. 841 01:10:41,079 --> 01:10:45,072 I'd like to try one of those pills you sell. 842 01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:46,614 But... 843 01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:50,512 Later, later. 844 01:10:50,722 --> 01:10:54,283 - Now I want you to have this. - Let's see. 845 01:10:54,493 --> 01:10:57,223 I bought it for you. 846 01:11:03,568 --> 01:11:06,662 It's lovely, Mariano. 847 01:11:06,872 --> 01:11:11,571 I saw it in the shop and thought you'd look really pretty in it. 848 01:11:11,777 --> 01:11:14,245 Thank you. 849 01:11:14,446 --> 01:11:17,609 And I got something for me. 850 01:11:23,455 --> 01:11:27,721 I always wanted one of these things. 851 01:11:31,129 --> 01:11:33,222 How's that? 852 01:11:33,532 --> 01:11:34,760 Or like that? 853 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,461 Mariano! 854 01:11:41,573 --> 01:11:43,063 Conchi... 855 01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:48,204 always remember me like this. 856 01:13:38,056 --> 01:13:41,548 Come on, Mao. That's enough for today. 857 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:45,093 And your girl's waiting for you. 858 01:13:46,731 --> 01:13:49,029 Go on, that's enough. 859 01:13:52,604 --> 01:13:54,629 - Wait a minute. - What? 860 01:13:54,839 --> 01:13:56,739 Here. 861 01:13:57,542 --> 01:14:01,034 - A little bonus for tonight. - Thanks. 862 01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:02,610 - Hey, Mao... - Yes? 863 01:14:02,814 --> 01:14:04,679 I was wondering. 864 01:14:04,883 --> 01:14:09,684 Why did such a good cook leave China? 865 01:14:09,888 --> 01:14:13,380 - For love. - For love. 866 01:14:13,592 --> 01:14:15,617 That's because you're young. 867 01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:21,459 But after 40 years with the same one, love turns to shit. 868 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:25,727 Love like plant. If you no water every day, it dies. 869 01:14:25,937 --> 01:14:28,167 Goodnight, Mr. Lolo. 870 01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,706 The Chinese are crazy! 871 01:14:39,050 --> 01:14:40,415 Yes, hello? 872 01:14:40,619 --> 01:14:43,952 Shit, Rosalia! Rosalia, where are you? 873 01:14:44,155 --> 01:14:49,252 No, no, no... I'm not nervous, damnit! 874 01:14:49,461 --> 01:14:50,689 Yes. 875 01:14:50,895 --> 01:14:51,919 Yes. 876 01:14:52,130 --> 01:14:55,998 Yes, I know but... Where are you? 877 01:14:56,201 --> 01:14:59,728 What do you mean "guess"? Guessing games again! 878 01:14:59,938 --> 01:15:03,772 No, I didn't say anything. Where are you? 879 01:15:03,975 --> 01:15:06,307 Yes. 880 01:15:06,578 --> 01:15:10,070 How the hell should I know? I'm not clairvoyant. 881 01:15:10,282 --> 01:15:12,045 Rosalia! 882 01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:14,878 Rosalia. 883 01:15:16,688 --> 01:15:20,317 You fucked up again, Manuel. 884 01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,769 Hey, Mao, this is fucking great. 885 01:17:15,974 --> 01:17:19,307 - What did you say it was? - "Foie gras" in port and sake. 886 01:17:19,511 --> 01:17:22,810 Well, it's cured last night's hangover. 887 01:17:23,014 --> 01:17:24,811 Good for cleaning liver. 888 01:17:25,016 --> 01:17:29,453 The Chemical Brothers with a hangover must be pretty bad. 889 01:17:29,654 --> 01:17:31,645 Here. 890 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,881 On the house. 891 01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:36,657 - Thanks a lot. - A pleasure. 892 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:40,160 Hey, how long's your contract with Lolo? 893 01:17:40,365 --> 01:17:43,892 Six months. Double pay August because Mao alone. 894 01:17:44,102 --> 01:17:46,730 - Lolo come back September. - Great, right? 895 01:17:46,938 --> 01:17:49,031 - Very good. - Tell me... 896 01:17:51,342 --> 01:17:53,606 - You're Chinese, right? - Yes. 897 01:17:55,180 --> 01:17:57,444 How did Bruce Lee die? 898 01:18:00,285 --> 01:18:03,516 The Master still alive. 899 01:18:08,593 --> 01:18:10,390 Unbelievable! 900 01:18:18,169 --> 01:18:21,468 Excuse me. Raquel Merino, first floor? 901 01:18:21,673 --> 01:18:23,436 - Yes. - Good. Thanks. 902 01:18:23,641 --> 01:18:27,270 I wrote it down with this pen they gave me on the plane. 903 01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:30,471 Then they lost my case. 904 01:18:30,682 --> 01:18:33,310 They said don't worry, it's in Tokyo. 905 01:18:34,486 --> 01:18:37,182 - You're Edgardo. - Do you know me? 906 01:18:38,790 --> 01:18:40,951 - Give this to Raquel? - Yes. 907 01:18:41,159 --> 01:18:43,627 - Tell her it's fixed. - Hi-tech, huh? 908 01:18:43,828 --> 01:18:46,854 Why bother to fix videos when you can get a DVD for $90? 909 01:18:47,065 --> 01:18:49,761 - Yes? - Yes. Edgardo. 910 01:18:49,968 --> 01:18:51,663 Thanks. 911 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,680 Well? 912 01:19:08,887 --> 01:19:14,792 - Is chickpea girl on holiday? - No. I'm the one who's on holiday. 913 01:19:16,127 --> 01:19:18,459 So... 914 01:19:18,663 --> 01:19:22,622 coming to Benicassim and the Italian girls? 915 01:19:24,736 --> 01:19:27,705 - Got a sleeping bag? - No. 916 01:19:27,906 --> 01:19:32,843 Serves you right for being so stupid. I told you so. 917 01:19:33,211 --> 01:19:38,046 Did you know some people spend hours on end at a computer... 918 01:19:38,249 --> 01:19:39,773 to get money out of people on mobiles? 919 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,817 Well, don't bring your mobile. 920 01:22:56,447 --> 01:22:59,439 CAPTIONS BY VIDEOLAR 67687

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